\ -i--: s13 East State Street Rockford It svkA# Thiota, 1-f-xtt ACe,- -" 81S-0S-0344 Where are you from? The Tarheel State...North Carolina....Go Heels! Wri-e &w6 How young are you2 35 Saturday, April 9th "SPRING BREAK" PARTY Where do you perform at? You can find me every Wednesday night at Hydrate in Chicago, WEAR ANYTHING TROPICAL, BRIGHT & TIGHT every other Saturday at The Office Niteclub in Rockford, every Sunday in a Paul Lopez SWIMSUIT/TAN LINE CONTEST Production, Filling in where needed at The Baton in Chicago, and all over the country at

$150 CASH PRIZE! various times. J PERFORMING LIVE ON STAGE... TEDDY SHANE "THE HUMAN JUKE BOX" Who is do alot e? In general I idolize my mother....she is a strong woman who raised rim to be myself and enjoy everything i SHOW STARTS AT 10pm I do. I have watched her struggle and always come back stronger....she takes a licking and keeps on ticking. She is my

strength and always has such positive words for me. I you mother!!! In the art of female impersonation I idolize Victo- \ Saturday, April 16th ria LaPaige and Tommie Ross...those two individuals are such ladies and always give me words of encouragement. I feel they PERFORMING IN THE are the true definition of Continental and I only hope to one day be as fabulous and glamorous as they are. OFFICE NITECLUB SHOW LOUNGE... OUR OWN CECE TAJMA HALL Can you believe you are the longest running columnist in the Edge? I think it is an honor to be a columnist for the Edge. FROM MILWAUKEE — SHANNON DUPREE It touches my heart to know that my column is the longest running and I certainly hope that it continues to go strong. ON OUR SPECIAL GUESTS FROM CHICAGO... girls and boys...keep the questions coming! TIFFANY HART, REGINA UPRIGHT & MONIQUE GREEN SHOW STARTS @ 11:30pm What was the craziest question you recieved for your column? Someone asking what I wear around the house the things people want to know! Saturday, April 23rd What is one thing you would change about your column? I would not change a thing. I it just the way it is. ALL NEW MALE STRIPPERS Is there anything you would tell your readers? I want my readers to stop being afraid to ask a question. I get so many ON STAGE & THE DANCE FLOOR my column. Those same people express their fears in sending ques- ALL STARTING AT 11pm comments from people who tell me how much they enjoy tions. I just want my readers to open up and let me help. You never know unless you ask. Saturday, April 30th of 2 years the Edge Magazine has changed drastically, is there anything that the Lady Tajma Hatt THE OFFICE NITECLUB PRESENTS... Over the course has changed about herself over the last 2 years? Well over the last two years I have gained a few pounds and acquired a CONTINENTAL 2005 THE MISS ILLINOIS new set of knockers. Wow...who would have ever thought. STATE PAGEANT STARRING... Tell us about Canada Continental Plus. Canada Continental Plus is held in Toronto, Canada in May. I am so lucky to have ERIKA ANDREWS — MISS CONTINENTAL 2004 held the title this past year. I have spent a great deal of time in Canada and definitely feel like an honorary Canadian. The MIMI MARKS — MISS CONTINENTAL 1992 entire community of Toronto has really made me feel like such a vital part and I look forward to my increasing relationship JODIE SANTANA — MISS TRI STATE CONTINENTAL 2003 with them all. Anyone who wants information on Canada Continental Plus feel free the email me. TAJMA HALL — MISS CANADA CONTINENTAL 2005 SAVANNAH SANCHEZ — MISS ILLINOIS CONTINENTAL PLUS 2005 What is your goal for Miss Continental Plus? My goal for Miss Continental Plus is to win and travel the country with a NEELY OHARA — MISS ILLINOIS CONTINENTAL 2004 positive image of female impersonation. I want a chance to educate those across the country who are not familiar with and COMPETITION STARTS AT 10pm SHARP! do not understand our art form. I think it is time we made this a platform and shared our knowledge with everyone we

come in contact with. Saturday, May 7th PERFORMING IN THE OFFICE By the time the magazine is out the Miss Continental Plus pageant will be done and over with. where will Miss

NITECLUB SHOW LOUNGE Tajma Hall go from there9 Hopefully Miss Tajma Hall will have been crowned and will be traveling all over the country OUR OWN CECE MARTIN & TAJMA HALL the goodness that Continental has to offer. 11Miss Tajma Hall is not crowned this year then she will be getting a

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(:. !,., I., them for about $60 andand they are perfect with the dressing yet) decideddecided sheshe didn'tdidn't like one AffirAlifigifr colors wewe areare lookinglooking for.for. ThenThen youyou wantwant to find a ...is...is thethe Word!Wordi of thethe customerscustomers andand made anan attemptedattempted by 13a: ey simple shirtshirt with maybe some writing on it. Again at starting a fichtfight with him. While she was Let's just jump right into the grease that isis flowingflowing we go to universal gear.com to find hitting on this customers boyfriend, hehe de- this month herehere inin Rockford.Rockford. II guessguess thethe little Drama Welcome. welcome.welcome. Well Well Winter Winter is is done, done, time time these shirts. They range in price cided to confront the little divadiva PrincessPrincess and Fairy has decided to flflyy out of "the"the Niteclub"Nitedub" andand down totoputawayyourcoats,sweaters,andwarmclothes, put away your coats. sweaters, and warm clothes, from $30-$40. TheyThey havehave somesome fabu- sheshe got violent with him,him. EndingEnding inin aa brutal bar brawl. the streetstreet toto thethe "Gay Zone"Zone" for for a a littlelittle excitement excitement this and bring out youryour spring clothes. Now asas I am lous sayingssayings onon them.them, whichwhich willwill Like II havehave been been toldtold this diva Princess hashas been known month. Where dodo I start, start, how how about the "Big Bust" that that looking atat thethe new line for spring andand summer all make people look at you when you throughoutthrouchout Rockford for constantly starting drama wher- happened there,there. What, What, youyou haven't heard.heard....??? . „??? WellWeH let let I cancan saysay isis HOT!HOT! It It seems seems the the color color scheme scheme is walk in. HOT! Once youyou havehave both ever sheshe goes. Girl mightmight needneed somesome rehab for all thethe walk in. HOT! Once me tell you all about it. First whatwhat I had heard was that pastels this year, very gay colors. In this article I addictions andand demons she is carrying around with her. pastels this year, very gay colors. In this article I shirts on. roll the sleeves up on your the local authoritiesauthorities for prostitution hadhad raidedraided thethe "Gay "Gay am going toto talktalk aboutabout thethe new lines. and what isis But thethe "Latin Diva" took took her her soon soon toto be be daughter daughter in hand long sleevedsleeved shirt,shirt, andand you just achieved youyou looklook Zone". andand thatthat thethe ownerowner was the Madame sellingselling all am going to start with and scoldedscolded her for her behavior. Now that's aa good going toto be hot to wear. II am going to start with for thethe top half. her girls to the highesthighest bidder,bidder. They had the paddypaddy wag- mother train them young beforebefore they get into more the underwear. thenthen move ontoonto shirts, shirts, pants. pants. then then ons there and everyone who was in the dub gotgot arrested trouble.trouble, shoes.shoes. So lets go!go! Onto the bottom half. There and hauled down toto thethe joint. joint. But once I had talked the are onlyonly a fewfew things toto wear Madame I found found outout the realreal truth.truth. Isn'tIsn't it funny how On a more positive note for the "Gay"Gay Zone" they had I had to have somesome help with this article due to ononthebottom,jeansorkhaki's. the bottom. jeans or khaki's. thethe truth getsgets soso distorted? Well it seems that "someone""someone" the most fabufabu male flesh on Friday thatthat I have seenseen there thethe fact that thisthis isis a huge area to cover andand there Again thethe pants need to be had tunedturned in in the the ''Gay "Gay Zone" Zone" for for gambling gambling (another(another ille-ille- inin aa while....while .... That luscious eye candycandy mademade my mouthmouth is soso muchmuch to to talk talk about. about, so so I Ithank thank the the person person tighttightfittingaswell.toshowoff fitting as well, to show off gal action).action). I Iguess guess thethe Authorities have been investigat-investigat- water. You should should havehave beenbeen therethere it was a birthday party who helps me out with the articles,articles. Now ontoonto un-un- your ass. Khaki's are always inging both clubs forfor a while for miscellaneous illegalIllegal ac-ac- of delicious candy for oneone of of thethe bartendersbartenders that night. derwear. Now I am am sure sure everyone everyone knows aboutabout the same, nevernever changing. changing, A A tions and the firstfirst toto get bustedbusted waswas thethe "Gay "Gay Zone".Zone". II Happy Birthday stud, stud. I hopehope youyou andand youryour husbandhusband had a underwear, since mostmost peoplepeople basic pairpair of of khaki's will cost guess that is why "The Niteclub"Nitedub" has been cleaning their luscious night! wear them. But the question is about $30-$70 dependingdepending on actact up down there.there. (someone must have tippedtipped themthem off,off, are you wearing what's hot.hot, or how much you want to spend alwaysalways goodgood toto havehave thethe richtright connections). ButBut anyany ways how much you want to spend Now downdown thethe streetstreet to the "Niteclub".'Niteclub" wherewhere the what's not? The hot new under- as thethe storystory goes,goes. thethe authoritiesauthorities did raid them and no what's not? The and where youyou shop,shop, every every showsshows stillstill don'tdon't start on time due to queens getting there one actually went toto jail, jail. but allall the gamblinggambling machinesmachines wear is C-NI2.C-N12. This This underwear underwear storestore sellssells them. YouYou can can mix mix it it up up a a littlelittle bit,bit, byby to late, but all inin allall thethe showsshows havehave aa lotlot ofof talentedtalented indi-indi- (as(as well asas thethe otherother games) were confiscatedconfiscated from thethe is aa lotlot like aa jockjock strap in thethe wearing Capri's.Capri's. This is making a come backback for viduals who keepkeep us dancing inin ourour seats.seats, It's It's justjust toto badbad premises. Leaving thethe "Gay Zone"Zone" withwith anan empty palette back, whichwhich is is the the hot hot thingthing toto men.men, and and trusttrust me no one is going to look atat youyou that we want to get up and dance and have no time at the andand aa court court datedate toto boot. TheyThey areare looking at possibly a wear now. Calvin Klein also weird for wearing them. Capri`sCapri's and khaki`skhaki's come end of the show and end upup leavingleaving the show loungelounge to hefty fine and maybemaybe being shut downdown forfor 3030 days.days. SoSo let makes a pairpair of of underwearunderwear thatthat are like a Bikini,Bikini. in aa lilightght oror dark dark color. color.. remember remember toto matchmatch thethe get our groove on the dance floor. And of course their this be a lessonlesson to all when the venders encourageencourage you to get our groove on the dance floor. And of (ourse their very hot. IfIf youyou wanted wanted toto know where to go and color with the color of your shirt. If you wear "pay out" on their games (to encourage more customers anniversary weekend theythey hadhad thethe "Rockford's"Rockford's karaoke pant color with the color of your shirt. If you wear "pay out" on their games (to encourage more customers purchase these log onto universal gear.com and a light shirt.shirt, wear aa light pant. When you areare pick- all star battle" turned turned out out toto bb ee aa lot of fun, it'sit's aboutabout to playplay them)them) DON'T DON'T listen listen because because it's it.s youryour assass thatthat in look at thethe lineline theythey havehave to to offer.offer. Another hot ingingoutapairofkhaki'sremembertopickoutplain out a pair of khaki's remember to pick out plain time that something different was done with the karaokekaraoke the end payspays for it, not thethe vendors!vendors! And all you custom-custom- place to look for hot underwear is front. The pleated look is not really in style right in this town.town. What a night Saturday was not only did we place to look for hot underwear is front. The pleated look is not ers, just because youyou see see a ahot hot new new guy guy in in the the bar bar don't don't Intenationalmale.com,Intenationalmale.com. VERY VERY HOT. NowNow II alsoalso un- have the Battle going onon upup stairsstairs but they also had male now, andand agesages youyou ifif you you are are younger. younger. The The pleated pleated be a stool pigeon and tell them everythingeverything they want to derstand prices are always aa pointpoint to make. On meat on the dance floorfloor thank god there was more room derstand prices are look is moremore for for ifif youyou are are goinggoing toto casualcasual day at hear becausebecause allall you are doingdoing isis cutting cutting the throat of the two websites I offered, prices range from $14- work, to get toto themthem and not all the femalesfemales were getting all the work. your favoritefavorite establishment.establishment. $35 forfor aa singlesintle pair of underwear. Now if that isis a flflesh.esh. On night inin thethe show loungelounge itit waswas thethe men's night to shineshine asas thethe office office held held the the Mr. Mr. Great Great LakesLakes and Mr. lot for you,you. you can also go to TTTJ Max Max where where they they Now if khaki's are not your look.look, Next in the dramadrama circle circle this this monthmonth (still(still atat thethe "Gay"Gay Borderline pageant. 1'11I'll have have to to say say that that the the men men don't don't sellsellCalvin'sand2-xistforabout$10.whatabargin. Calvin's and 2-xist for about $10. what a bargin. youyoucanalwayswearjeans.butmake can always wear jeans, but make Zone") oneone Wednesday night,nicht, (when(when they had Jager girlsgirls work as hardhard asas the queens do. But they put onon a great suresureyouweartherightkindofjeans you wear the right kind of jeans on hand) one of the lovely Jagerlager girlsgirls gotgot out out of of hand event and every pageant has its winner. Congrats to Let's move onto shirts and layering,layering. As II havehave with the right look.look. Jeans need to with some of her "old friends". From what I was told she both of you forfor youryour finefine job.job, unfortunately unfortunately I Iwasn't wasn't there there mentioned in other articles the in thing in button be fitted andand tight inin thethe assass area, area, has had an on goinggoing problem with her "old"old friends" and toto root you on and didn't findfind out who won. down fitted shirts, thatthat is still still true true andand startstart toto flareflare towards the bot- just couldn't taketake itit any more and decideddecided toto givegive them a with some additions. I am going to tom of thethe leg.leg. The looklook forfor jeans bath of that age defying lagerJager shots,shots. (I don'tdon`t meanmean just Well familyfamily and and friendsfriends thatthat concludesconcludes anotheranother month startstart with colors for thethe season. 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First youyou want to guys have,have. and and workwork hardhard to keep. 4 29 So if you have it, show show itit off!off! ThereThere areare designersdesigners of the shoe,shoe. VeryVery comfortable. WeWe also also havehave thethe that make some fabulous jeans, butbut againagain theythey areare basic black, brownbrown shoe/boot.shoefooot. TheseThese stylesstyles againagain costly. DieselDiesel jeansjeans areare perfect,perfect. are going toto bebe thethe flatflat euroeuro look.look, NowNow depending depending they are exactly what II am talkingtalking ononwhereyoubutthemfrom,orwhoyoubuyprices where you but them from, or who you buy prices about. The price for these jeans are can range from $30-$300. TheThe thingthing II wantwant to tell about Sl80$180 aa pair.pair. Now this is ex-ex- people is always buy what youyou areare comfortable pensive, butbut youyou can alwaysalways look lock with, just because II mention mention aa certain certain designer. designer, you you on Ebay andand see if you cant win a don'tdon.t have to wear that designer.designer. Just buy what pair for about $5, $5. but but GOOD GOOD LUCK. LUCK. you can afford, just make suresure it is still stylish. IfIf Other stores thatthat sells sells some fabu-fabu- you areare going to wear aa pairpair of jeans,jeans, or Khaki's lous jeansjeans are Abercrombie and wear a shoe that will compliment the style.style. If you Fitch,Pitch, GAP,GAP, and and Holister Holister Jeans Jeans at at are going to wear a pair of Capri.sCapri's wear a flipflip flopflop these stores rangrang fromfrom $60-$90.$60-$90. Now sandal, oror aa pairpair ofof tennis tennis shoes shoes with with no no sock, sock, the the the biggest thingthing I wantwant to mention isis same goes for a pair of shorts. there isis a colorcolor that isis makingmaking aa comecome back, and and thatthat isis White. That's That`s right, right, To finish finish ourour look, wewe movemove onto onto accessories. accessories. the white jeansjeans fromfrom the 80.s80's are back, The basic watchwatch and ring will enhance your outfit.outfit, with some kick to them. They again and find the necklacenecklace that will do the same.same. II am are ripped, andand torn to give thatthat usedused going toto leaveleave thesethese looks up to you,you. andand what you look. But trusttrust everyone needs toto get a wear. 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I'mI'm notnot a girl...Pinggirl„,Ping PongPong isis aa veryvery nicenice ChineseChinese Bistro continental now now and and always. always...its . .its in my blood duction to April,April. March's icy gripgrip hashas beenbeen van-van- paid spokesman; justjust want toto dodo mymy part. So here type restaurant with a nicenice atmosphere and and the attitude thatthat I I wishwish toto portray.portray. Until quished by the start of a beautifulbeautiful spring,spring, whichwhich goes:goes, the bestbest foodfood youyou can imagine.imagine, IfIf you areare next timetime....you .,.. you betterbetter eat it all or I will!will! I kickedkicked-off-off withwith aa lovely springspring breakbreak to Punta afraid to go alone just email me andand II willwill gogo Much love„.love... Cana, Dominican Republic. 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TheThe people there areare great. great. especiallyespecially Shawn. cen6 When I wasn't sunning oror boozing,boozing, I was try-try- J • 74144;sm, 1/0 ing new things like swimmingswimming with dolphins. Next up isis AIDSAIDS Resource Resource CenterCenter of Wiscon- boogie boarding.boarding, and and touring touring thethe DominicanDominican sin (ARCW). I Icouldn't couldn't find find a a testing testing schedule schedule countryside and learning about its people.people, II just offhand, but the Madison office numbernumber isis bought coffee thatthat was grown.grown, roastedroasted and and 608.258.9103.608.258,9103. And finally is Blue Bus. They They are are ground byby aa small family,family, and and waved waved at at smallsmall the onesones thatthat do (or,(or, at at least, least, did, did, back back in in the the children throughout thethe countryside.countryside. 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Then it was back toto thethe good good old old U. U. S.S. of A..A., The truthtruth of the matter isis that.that, as gay men. where Easter had come andand gone, robbingrobbing meme we are lectured about HIV soso constantly that it of my finalfinal days of of ridiculingridiculing thethe girls on cam-cam- becomes anan annoyingannoying background noise that pus who wear white beforebefore thethe holiday,holiday. You'd we'vewe.ve been tuning out. out. ForFor allall itsits good inten- think sororitiessororities would knowknow better. tion, this incessant barragebarrage ofof HIV/AIDSHIV/AIDS rheto- rheto- ric hashas leftleft manymany ofof us us jaded.jaded. Unfortunately. Unfortunately, that that So it's back to life asas usual in Madison. There opens us upup toto anotheranother truth: truth: the the more more we we ig-ig- aren'taren.t any big upcoming events.events, soso II would likelike nore HIV/AIDS.HIV/AIDS, the the more more susceptiblesusceptible we are. to taketake timetime to beat a deaddead horse.horse. Before that,that, Please,Please. getget tested,tested. even ifif only to sound more I'd justjust likelike to say that I'mI'm planningplanning my my D] DJ TimTim pious than your friends. RegardlessRegardless ofof thethe test's exclusive (it soundssounds so muchmuch more posh thatthat result, you.llyou'll be givengiven aa periodperiod insteadinstead of aa ques-ques- WARNING! way!) for for the the next issue. tion mark,mark. Do not feed

24 the animals! merry-go-round and it was an impressive sight. Lusinda came out the winnerwinner and and Cassie Cassie was was lstI" Alternate. Congratulations, Congratulations, Lusinda Lusinda - -II havehave nono doubt that you'11you'll represent represent 9494 North well in the Music coming year!

The stand out ofof thethe nichtnight was was Cassie Cassie Meyers.Meyers. Review "I'm justjust going for the experience", we hearhear al-al- most every first timer chirp. Yeah, whatever. whatever. Sts/1c... Sick andand tired of the radio?radio? Sick andand tired of hearing all hiphip-hop.-hop, rap and lame ballads. Well whenever I'm Cassie came loadedloaded for bear. I've seenseen people at homehome or even at workwork II have foundfound some some veryvery coolcool dance dance radioradio stationsstations online. The mostmost popular and headed to bigger pageants than thisthis thatthat didn't definitely my favoritefavorite onlineonline dance dance radio radio station station is is based based out out of of Arizona. Arizona. www.energyarizonafm.com.www.energyarizonafm.com. Some rehearse and planplan thingsthings outout as as wellwell asas Cassie. of the people who runrun thisthis station station (it's (it's also also a a realreal FMFM station inin PhoenixPhoenix Arizona) areare the people who used to Interview? Aced it.it. Gown Gown and and Talent Talent - -toptop scores work at Energy 92.792,7 & 5 5 in in Chicago, Chicago. IL IL before before they they went went off off the the air. air. They They have have a a pretty pretty good good mix mix of of old old and and new new to the point thatthat sheshe almost almost beat beat Lusinda! Lusinda! It was dance music. The only thing that sucks about thisthis station isis theythey dodo have have commercialscommercials everyevery once in a while. so close atat thethe end that eveneven thethe judgesjudges had no The other online dance station II listenlisten toto is is www,energyradio.fin. www.energyradio.fm. idea who was going toto walk awayaway withwith the crown. Of course, there there were were the the folksfolks in in thethe audienceaudience This site is cool because you can pick betweenbetween Energy Club,Clut), Dance. Dance, 80s, 80s. 90s, 90s, Jamz ]amz and and Energy Energy X. X. They They don't don`t Happy April andand getget ready forfor yetyet anotheranother dish- showing their support for the hometownhometown entry play commercials,commercials. Another newer onlineonline dancedance stationstation II found recently is based out of Chicago andand calledcalled ing of Drag DroppingsDroppings fromfrom thethe Dairyland! There by screaming,screaming, "You"You were were robbed" robbed" - -andand while while their their www.energyinternetradio.com. were a few things that started thethe SpringSpring off to a sentiments are probably heartfelt,heartfelt, they'rethey're alsoalso good roll, a couple FANTASTIC things things that that should should really unnecessary. Lusinda and Cassie fought it They're actually called Fusion Radio.Radio, They They have have no no commercials commercials and and a a pretty pretty good good mix mix of of dance dance music. music, They They really make usus happyhappy -~ and and thenthen thethe normal wear out and, asas usual,usual, itit was was the the details details that that mattered. mattered. seem to play a lilittlettle bit more trance on this station too.too. All ofof thesethese stationsstations have different ways of listening to and tear onon thethe grease-o-metergrease-o-meter that we'vewe've comecome About five pointspoints worth of details. Cassie was them.them, Windows Media,Media. Quicklime. Quicktime, Mp3, Mp3, etc. etc. All All have have really really good good sound sound quality quality but but the the best best is isFusion Fusion Radio. Radio. to expect. Here we go!go! more than fine with the outcomeoutcome and isis gettinggetting OH.OH, another another one of my favorite websites is a dance music store store calledcalled Perfect Perfect Beat. Beat. wwwperfectbeat.com. www.perfectbeat,com, ready for thethe next battle. Let's seesee....then .... then about This site is updated weekly and they havehave everything dance music.music. They're based out ofof California but when- MFirst andand foremost - congratulations are in or-or- a week ago someonesomeone asked, "Is "Is the the bitch bitch overover it it ever I've ordered II havehave alwaysalways hadhad really really good good service service andand it it arrives arrives fairly fairly quick. quick. EnjoyEnjoy thethe sites!H sites!!! der to our newest and and I I believe believe our our FIRST FIRST National yet?" Funny - I didn't think she was UNDER itl yet?" Funny -I didn.t think she was UNDER it! -D) Tim Walters Title Holder from the Dairyland!Dairylandl Mark Madison As CassieCassie pointedpointed out, "Can't "Can't youyou bebe aa littlelittle dis- -DJ Tim recently competed in in Mr. Mr. Gay Gay ClassiqueClassique USAUSA and appointed without the wholewhole statestate comingcoming after walked away the winner! Now, I'm not too cer- walked away the winner! Now, I'm not too cer- you?" Girl Girl - - I I guess guess not! not! Bitch. Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch Bitch - - tain of all the details since at thisthis writing,writing, II justjust only this time it isn't thethe lstV runner up that's do-do- received thethe information via phone message at ing the bitching!bitching! You did did aa great jobjob and I look 2:00am --but but we we couldn'tcouldn't be be happier happier forfor Mark.Mark. forward to seeing you blowing away the competi- Mark has been working hard for years competing tion in thethe future!future! at state and national contests and his hard work APRIL 2005 CLUB 5 DJ/VJ - Tim Walters - Top 20 has finally paid off. It'sIt's aa finefine exampleexample whenwhen And withwith personalitiespersonalities - -let'slet's movemove on to the DJ Cody - Top 15 • www.dlcody.com someonesomeone makes itit toto thethe national stage andandhas has a UU-haul-haul reservation check list. A couple monthsmonths 1. Madonna Mother & Father 1. Raw Deal Party Time career and a wonderful family and a levellevel head back it was Taylor Roberts and Krystal Styles. This 2. Gwen Stefani Rich Girl 2. Kelly Clarkson Since You've Been Gone that won.twon't wind up on thethe postpost officeoffice wall or the month, it.sit's Sasha Sasha Mitchell.Mitchell. FormerFormer MissMiss Gay Wis- 3. Britney Spears Do Something 3. Destiny's Child Soldier side of a milk carton. II think think therethere should be 4. Michael Gray The Weekend consin USofAUsofi and and showshow directordirector ofof Club Club 219219 is 4. Kristine W. Wonder of It All quite a few of you who could learn a few things moving to Tennessee. We'11We'll miss miss you,you. SashaSasha and 5. Rupaul Work Out 5. Tony Moran Waiting for Alegria from our newnew Mr. Mr. Gay Gay Classique Classique USA. USA. Congratu- Good Luck! There There isis STILLSTILL this this pervasive pervasive rumor 6. Mariah Carey It's Like That 6. Joy) Baby It's You lations, Mark! circulating that oneone BillieBillie Blaze is going toto try to 7. Fantasia It's All Good stow away in the back of the truck.truck. Girl -- if you 8, Therese Time 7. Ciara 1,2 Step Miss 94 NorthNorth is recentlyrecently concluded. And -- smellsmell pork chops -- pullpull overover and inspect!inspect! 9. Inaya Day Nasty Girl 8. Ashlee Simpson La La ]'ustjust asas suresure asas Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell" album 10. Sheila Brody U Aint That Good 9. Nina Sky Ibmin Me On 11. The Lovefreekz Shine will be playing at an unbearable volume onon aa Sat-Sat- Personalities part 2;2: recently spottedspotted outout and 10. Rupee Tempted To Touch 12. Nina Sky Taming Me On urday nightnight at thethe Triangle -- there waswas drama!drama! about at aa birthdaybirthday show waswas none otherother than 11. Barry Manilow Copacabana 2005 13. Anastada Sick and Tired There were three contestants forfor thisthis year'syear's pag- pag- the White Trash Barbie herself,herself. Shawna Love.Love. 14. Usher Caught Up 12. Debby Holiday Half a Mile Away eant. Gigi Lexxus andand Lusinda Andrews of Green Oddly enough, I waswas just goinggoing through through somesome old,old. 15. Destinys Child Soldier 13. Taborah 1 am Bay andand Cassie Meyers of Kenosha.Kenosha. All the gals very OLD pictures. pictures. Girl,Girl, remember remember thethe Pivot ClubClub 16. Global Deejays What A Feeling 14. Jennifer Green How Can I be Falling seemed to comecome prepared -- and and Gigi Gigi & & Lusinda whenwhenyouwererunningforMissWisconsinUsofA you were running for Miss Wisconsin USofA are at the point that theythey couldcould decide the morn-morn- 17. Suzanne Palmer Home 15. Har Mar Superstar Body Request and werewere perched on that ladder?ladder? ThatThat finger 18. Jennifer Green How Can I Be Falling ing of aa pageant thatthat they'rethey're going toto enter,enter, pullpull nail that popped off, in the middle ofof youryour talent talent nail that popped off, in the 19. J-Lo Get It Right some stuff out of their closet,closet, grab aa CDCD and and hit hit number and slid its way slowly downdown thethe front of 20. Emma Maybe WWW.D.JCODY.COM the road. This was Cassie's first time on the the road. This was Cassie's first time on the your red dress inin plainplain sightsight of of everyevery judge. judge. WellWell 101 0 23 --BINGO! BINGO! I'll1'11 try try to to find find some some website website toto putput it fiedfled to enter thethe lst1" annual Miss Club Wisconsin up on! "Shawna''Shawna Love ....,. back in the day!" LovedLoved Pageant! The The premisepremise hashas been discussed and the up-do!up-dol -- Not thethe dancer!dancer! hashed out all over thethe statestate -- and nono oneone camecame TRACI R. STAMM,STAMM, MSMS up to the plateplate untiluntil S. S. SuzieSuzie S. setset the date. Hon- Speaking of pageants -its- its PRELIM PRELIM time!! The estly,estly,theremusthavebeensixorsevenindividu- there must have been six or seven individu- Licensed Clinical Professional Counselor usual roundround of Spring preliminarypreliminary pageantspageants to als all talking aboutabout doing somethingsomething like this at Miss Gay Wisconsin UsofAUSofA 2006. ComingComing up in one time or another. Some might be a bit miffed Graduate ofof the Certification Program by the April,April,wehaveMissChippewaValley,Mississippi we have Miss Chippewa Valley, Mississippi but I think most would realistically say,say, "I "I didn't didn't Valley, andand also Miss N.E,W.N.E.W. (North (North East East Wiscon- Wiscon- getgetoffmyfatassanddoit-GoodLuckSammie!". off my fat ass and do it - Good Luck Sammie!". Chicago Center For Family Health: sin) where Lusinda AndrewsAndrews willwill be handinghanding The one thing that I am certain of is that there Clinical Practice with LGBT Individuals and Their FamiliesFamilies down herher title.title. MayMay is Miss BorderlineBorderline inin Rock- Rock- justjust aren't tootoo many out therethere thatthat wouldwould ques-ques- ford and in )uneJune wewe havehave thethe newlynewly re-vampedre-vamped tion the credibility ofof the the Triple Triple S.S. 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