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JA: I was told you were seen has Ricky Pouting been better shot selection. them out. drinkingwith Kevin Pietersencopping over there? Totonight,please tell me we You aren't worried about the during the third Test. You have to be here to believecan win. form of Siddle or Johnson? RH: Met him in a sponsor's it. The Barmy Army doesn't England will win the series 1-0.The latter's arm has been tent. Not a bad bloke. stop on him and that clown Given your appalling tipping getting very low in England, to That's interesting given a with the trumpet was waitingrecord,I now knowwe can win.the point where it wouldn't week ago you referred to him for the team bus when it The track for the last Test at shock me to see him do a as an ego-maniac. arrived in Headingley, blowingThe Oval will be a road so thisTrevor Chappell. That was before I met him. Heit in his face when he got off. is our only chance. He was OK at Edgbaston. We knew who I was so that lifted There is something about Why wouldn't England just need Siddle aggressive and him from 2 out of 10 to 8 out ofPonting, a lack of humour, a stack its side with batting andLee has a new hair hat so will 10. lack ofwarmth,something play for two draws? be feeling good about himself. What did you talk about? that prevents you from reallyFunny you should ask that Advanced Hair has the cricket I asked him about himself so liking him apart from his because I texted their world covered given former we got on well. I asked why hegreatness with a willow. chairman of selectors Geoff England captain Michael played that shocking sweep No, it's because he wears his Miller with that idea. He said Vaughan has signed up. shot off Nathan Hauritz in thecollar up along with Michael "we would but we don't have There will never be another first Test. There was some Clarke. Keith Miller was 11 batsmen in the country". bald Australian cricketer. If Digger's Rest (pest) next to usallowed to do it, so were RichieTo our team then. Who wouldonly Peter Burge was playing. who said "it was because of Benaud and Ian Chappell, butyou play? Not to mention Rodney your achilles problem, wasn'tthat should be it. Four quicks: Hilfenhaus, MalcolmHogg,once with the it KP?" He said "no, it was Rate Clarke as a batsman? Siddle, Johnson and one of curly blond locks but now a because I didn't rate Hauritz Probably Kim Hughes with Clark or Lee, depending on shadow of those days. as a bowler". not quite as much excitementLee's fitness. If they win the Fairresponse.Just how muchbut the same courage and toss and bat, then just blast