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",~ ,,,,,,,,_,,,,.a.~ __~ ......, ,..... ,,,,~ .....,._ ,.. ..... _.. ~ ............ .. ,. EVIEW We seek the truth, and will endure the consequences. Volume4. Number I Ann Arbor, MI Interview: Bill Lucas • Nicaragua: Welcome Revolution Class of , 89 Betrayed ~--.......:-. ~ ~ ...... - . "" . ..: ~!iiI :Ill k»~~(,fl!Il<~~_\"''''''i'''''''',~,_~,.<,,.,-,<.<+,~ . ,,,,,, page 2 THE MICHIGAN REVIEW Septerilbcr, 1985 I ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Serpent's Tooth Serpent's Tooth IS mmpilt'd hI' the Stlltl vI Th~ Rev;~w. According to its sponsors, the The Democratic Party narrowly Have we detected a sliver of sense Green Bicycle Project is due to return held on to the 1st Congressional in the peacenik kamp? By tying a this falL Many of the bikes from the District in Texas. Some are pro ribbon around the Pentagon, they previous incarnation of the project claiming that the Republican dream have accomplished what many have were stolen or vandalized. We at the of realignment is fantasy. Perhaps yearned for. Yes, inside this gift Review oppose any trashing or van they are correct. But ideological rea wrapped Pentagon box is an anato dalism committed against Green lignment is perhaps even more mically correct Caspar Weinberger Bikes. important, and the election of a con doll. Just wind him up and hear him servative Democrat in Texas does howL nothing to dispel this, ** .'. ** We must note, however, that last April's issue of The Michigan Review ---~ It wasn't exactly The Year ofLiving was stolen and trashed by members Dangerously, but ... Delta Smegma of a number of groups, such as the Thigh fraternity used their Art Fair Progressive Student Network, the parking proceeds to throw a party Latin American Solidarity Commit- . down at State and Hill. As the eve tee, and the Green Bicycle Project. ning regressed, they set up a barricade One prominent Green Biker and on Hill Street, using their massive MSA member was seen taking stacks trash barrels. Viewing this as an of Reviews away from the Grad li infringement upon freedom of brary. He later told us that he was movement, your intrepid Review staff making sure that everybody at MSA ran the barricade. had a copy. Or six. Or ten, .... ** From the sunshine state: The news from WSVN, channel 7 Such hypocrisy s typical ofcampus Miami, tells us something about that leftists. They're all very good at ridi state's economy. On a recent trip we culing their opposition, Heaven for noticed that the NBC affiliate in bid that the opposition pokes a little question broadcast the latest price of fun at them. If anybody dares to do coke (the one with the small 'c' ), but that, well, then they should lose not the stock prices. whatever First Amendment rights With a cacaphony of fanfare the No wonder Miami Vice is the they have stolen from the oppressed Reriew officially commences its con hottest show in town. masses. test series. Seen below are two prom inent political figures, and one who is married to a former prominent polit ** ical figure. As you can plainly see, •• they all look alike. One of the three holds the additional occupation of Don't leave home without it! The lit International Terrorist Supreme. In Review has learned that during Smil The Review has learned that frisky twenty-five words or more, tell us ing Mike Gorbachev's visit to Eng adolescent heartthrob Samantha who you think the real terrorist is and land, Raisa, his wife admired a pair Smith will appear ina sitcom this why. The winner will receive a gift ::rv of Margaret Thatcher's earrings. So falL It certainly looks like Yuri's what, you say. The earrings, custom certificate at Steve's Ice Cream. favorite tourist has made it big time. designed for Thatcher by Cartier, Our keen political analysts here fore were said· to have been paid for on an see a possible Democratic vice-presi American credit card. dential nomination. Or, at least, a comedy special with Jane Fonda and * Ed Asner. More predictions taken, Gee, can't you see his credit appli- < cation? Occupation: Heir to the Czars. Income: .... ** ** State Representative Lloyd Weeks recently went fishing near the the MSA President Paul Josephson has Entries must be postmarked no mouth of the Au Sable River. He told the Regents that if he had known later than midnight September 20, caught a 22-pound, 48-inch bomb. in advance about the out-of-state tu 1985. The solon initially believed that he ition hikes of the last two years, he Michigan Review Contest No. 1 had caught a live Mighty Mouse might not have attended the Univer- P.o. Box 4435 missile, but it proved to be as dead as sity. Darn! Ann Arbor. MI 48106 ~ Governor Blanchard's tax rebate. ~:!:.~,·,"":~"fo""lCtl'Wll"J" {"i1J.<'\"" """" ' ''''''''~ '''''~'' September. 1985 page J THE 1\1ICHICi.·\ N FU:V IEW ..................................................................................................................... .- .................................................... "" ............................. THE MICHIGAN Welcome Letters REVIEW ru \\ hume'S n Ih e ('erhor is: Y, n!r ncwspapcr IS trllll a ra~ . '\ lo \\'!\ freshman 1\ t'd,tllr'ln Class of ' 89 c hier and aimosl l'STr\(lIll' t'lsl' IS a n edllor "r PUb/i.IIIN '>l, me kind. ()nll .\ ix-ople rnake up \ 0111' ",lafr" You bCller make' up some f:Jl1c\ nt'\\ Sandra A. Collins by Seth B. Klukoff edllm,>hlps for them or they ma) soon qUll I al,o Il olin' lhat the ilHlr pe' o plc \ OU S' , .-1550ciale Publishers It was only a year ago that L too, Freshmen, i\ is important to avail palronillllgl\' call your su pporters had lhe good scn\e nOl to con tribute an\·thing to thi s issll<" Gerald Weis set foot in Ann Arbor, a somewhat yo ursel ves of all the opportunities apprehensi ve freshman , quite over that the University of Michigan offers Gerald Ford. Ru"el Kirk. Ir ying Krlstol. and James P. Frego R. Emmett T) ITt'I! whelm ed by the enormity of the you. Take time to examine the The nne tl1mg you (lid right IS print th e' Edilor-in-Chie( campus. The tranquility of late sum plethora of student organizations. anKle h\ Prof,'''''' Yal1 o \ . Nih\ . If \llU could mer. the co mfort and security of programs. social organizations, pub onh dI sc a rd the re,1 of thl' Un/('''' th is issu,' Seth B. Klukoff famil y and fri ends was quickly re lications, and cultural events on would be' ;] , uccess. placed by the multitude of returning campus. A wa lk across the Diag will You a 1'1.' ob"lousl) dre'am ing when you talk about '0131' "ar.,. rlll' amount 11 IS )If'() \l'n EXCel/IiI'£' Edi!ors students and entering freshmen, de reveaJ the vitality present at Mich i lapabk of dUln)! " 111\ l'rwh proportional to Its Steve Angelotti scending at once upon t'i previously gan. Essentially, you should try to co,\. Rl gl ll I1n" It is '<'pable of nothing. Ze w. Joseph McCollum serene ca mpus. There \Vere the usual become an acti ve participant in the (;orh;,l'I1C\ ISl lI get th t' hesl d \I\lI th umh tales of unbreakable red tape. endless life of th e uni ve rsity. As my freshman 'licking k cagani tc' ' ·Cl. Thcrl' \..; l'\ al ' l l ~ pnt" ft.Hll 111 th e i.:ou n tn wh,) I { ollr)l'(lI), LeIters F:clilor lines for regist rati on. and seemingly class arriwd a year ago. eager, though 1\ \\1I 11n 1! (IJ d r;J \, l..artU()l1\ th.lt 1\'Pl\'\t' l1t \ \ )ur Michael Burton unattainable overrides. all spun dur uncertain about th e path to follow. so \ It'\\r)(llflt. S. Kvll:..'~, :nlJ :-ULl n1d ~ hlnl fl )f' ;11 1 i ng orientation. bu t all realities that it is your tllrn to begin a new chapter hc\ \\i.lnh, ,\j-,\nlutz:" r1nthing Prod lief i OIl ;\1 a nager one must face at a large university. in you r life. Slih. · t'l \'!~ . Lik e every other incoming fres h R ('\'if'I\' M Ic had Burto n Da vid A, Vogel \Ve at The ,Hichigu ll wish man. I was a "star" in high sc hool. all you success and fortune in yo ur DcaI' fslr. Hurton: \Ve achieved the highest grades: some pursuits during th e upcoming Slafr year. I hl' 1(\\\1\ frv, hman has hl'l'OnlC a s('('()n el of liS \'aledictoriaJ1s, were involved in Best of luck' ,elllester ,,'phornorc In t11l' period of tinCt' Peter Cook a myriad of activities. and accumu ~ monlhs. \\'h,lt progress' [,per lal h 1,)1' a rahld Michael Davidson lated many an honor and award. Our th umh·sucking Rcaganitl'. Serio ml\- . I'm gl ad Karl J. Edelmann motivation, our desire to achieve, you too k the time 10 cad our las t iss ue. Your James Eridon comment, ralher am cd me during. tinals. We was onc of the reasons why we were have til'S ISt'd a l;ln(\ nl''' l'ditorstllp just fur Jeffrey Evans accepted at the university, However, ~!~ JOU. Choonhye Lee with' 6,000 new peers, each having his ... '. ' . Tolerantl) . ~i<l~~~\~.Charlcs D. Lipsig ,. , ',,~;.k.~,.;t~,; j :;\~~i ;~,,~" orher . o\~n , impressiveacademic hi~ ,,··.5eili B. K/~~qjj . l~ .q, .Sophomore In Seth B. Klukoll . .. .. "Oavid 'N orquis\ 't . t b . t' 'd t d LSA and E(1!tor-/I1-Chte( of the Mlch- Fdi tor· i n-(,hief t ory, I IS easy 0 eco me tn lml a e , . R' . .. lose that motIvatIOn,.. and slip. Into. the If?Wl' ('riCH' .