The Blue Banner o Com ics September 22, 1994

THE Crossword YEAH BOB by Dan>1 Ktuskows)

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ZJIZ bv Kieii Daluu and Dan Vejbl>erl Spin Again^ or Lose a T u rn 5 . [DIRECTIONS: Following are the descriptions of 20 games. Name the games— and wm! 1. Put hotels on large portions of Atlantic City. 2. Remove plastic organs with tweezers. 3. Fit geometric shapes into holes before “plunger” pops up. 4. Roll dice and assemble an insect. 5. Satiate water cows craving for marbles. 6. Make way through confectionery landmarks. 7. Get a job, have kids, and drive a car. 8. Gyrate on a mat with colored dots, but don’t fall down. 9. Shout out a letter and a number and hope for a Hit, not a Miss "Darn these cutbacks!" The car came complete with a passenger-side wind 10. Press levers to get all your balls on your opponent’s side. bag. 11. Keep the kid from falling into the frozen pond.,.. 12. It’s like Tiddly Winks with insects and trousers. 13. Hook together a long string of simians.

CULTURAL IDIOCY QUIZ ANSWERS 14. Do good things and climb up, do bad things and slide down. 1. Monopoly 11. Don’t Break the k e 15. Basis.for bad movie with multiple endings. 2. Operation 12. Ants In The Panes 16. Open the door and hope you don’t end up with a geek. 3. Perfection * 13- Barrel of Monkeys 4. Cootie 14. Chutes and Ladders 17. Flip small plastic disks into giant rotating orifice. 5. Hungry Hungry Hippos 15. Clue 18. Build a Rube-Goldbergesque contraption to catch a rodent. 6. Candy Land 16. Mystery Date 7. (/Hie Game of) Life 17. Mr. Mouth 19. Throw beanbags at Tic-Tac-Toe board. 8. Twister 18. Mousetrap 20. Land on another person’s piece to send them back home, then maniacally press 9. Battleship 19. Toss Across the Pop-O-Matic bubble. 10. Gnip Gnop 20. Trouble