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'^ 24, iwo 71 FOOTBALL WINS ON THE ROAD PAGE 8 HOMECOMING HOMECOMING KALEIDESCOPE VISUALLY STUNNING PAGE 12 REMEMBERED 1990 COMING TO TERMS WITH ANIMAL RESEARCH PAGE 6 p.10 Thomas trial still pending in courts Kristie Hirsehenberger submit his closing arguments in Siaff Reporter wriling tolhejudge.whohas seven days io reach a decision, Axicll UMM Siudeni Rcncc Axiell said il will probably be a month hoped thai ihe trial on Ociober and a half before lhe ease is re­ 1 lih would resolve the legal end solved. of her case against former UMM Regardless of lhe verdict, the studeni Jim Thomas. ease will sel a precedent lor this Instead, ii broughi waiting. lype of sexual assault. Thomas is charged wiih one Thomas was a student at U MM fourth degree criminal sexual ijnlil spring quarter, 1990. While conduct stemming from an inci­ asiudem here, lie was tiniiiil^iiiliy dent lasl fall. The major com­ of one counl ol" fiflh degree plication in the trial is Lhat what criminal sexual conduct in a case Aiucllcluims happened that night involving iwo UMM students,bul isnotekarlydclincd in Minnesota wLisallowcLliiireiiuiiiuiiicampus. criminal stalulcs as scxualassault. He served 15 days in jail and Lasl fall, Axicll claims,Thomas was placed on probation. used her hand lo fondle himself Axicll believes lhe Universiiy while he wasslccping in her room. should have taken aclion against She said they had agreed nol lo Thomas before the incident in her have sexual relations. Work continues on ihc enlargement of Edson Hall into the new StarJet Thomas has pleaded not guilty "I'm angry at the Universiiy," ; eye view, taken from the roof of Edson. shows the digging of the large io lhe charges. she stated. "It never should have s the mall. Below: The inside of Edson is not safe, cither. Student/ No one is certain, however, if happened. He should have been es, ant! MCSA offices and lounge will never be the same. this Tails under Lhe category of kicked off campus lhe firsl lime." sexual assaull. Axicll expressed concern for According to Axleil, boih law­ studenls who attending Thomas' yers have prepared statements current school, U of M, IT. which they submitted LO lhe at- "It scares mc. Nobody ilieic lomey general for review. knows him, I wonder how many Afier lhcy receive official no- oiher people he did this to," she lice from lhe attorney general, said. "If he was here, nobody each lawyer will have 30 days lo would get within ten feel of him." Efforts renewed to cut minor consumption Mark Itranum Siaff Reporter

UMM Residence Halls have been cracking down this year on underage consumption ihrough lhe increased vigilance of Rcsidcnl Life staff. Wiih the advent of the Drug-Free Schools and Communities Act Amendments of 1989, universities, including lhe Universiiy of Min­ nesota, are being forced to shore up their drug and alcohol policies or risk loss of financial funds and Rnaeial aid for siudcnls, including sLudent loans. According io Dave Aronson. Director nl Residence I.ilc, Ihcrehave been no actual changes in public intoxication policies, bul mere has been a shift in altitude toward die enforcement of those rules already existing. Shots needed for classes This shift has resulted in a de facio policy change to enforcement, versus lolcralion of public drunkencss. Carrie Hadler awhile, we tend lo pui off our ting from 1986 Ihrough 1989 had This change panly is Lhe result of increased alcohol awareness Staff Reporter regular immunization," he said. no evidence of ever receiving Lhe Lraining,especially concerning publicdrunkcncss, for Resident Assis- If enough people are immunized measles vaccine. Lanis and DircCLOrs. Bynow,80%of UMM students regularity, diseases like mumps As of July 22, ouibreaks have Because of this increased awareness, R.A.'s and R.D.'s arc more have fulfilled the new require­ and dipiheria-teianus would been reported from 17 colleges willing to confront an individual for intoxication. This, according to ments for immunization, but do probably die out. Independence Hall(lndy) R.A. Kris Dalcn, led to an increase of ihey know why? According lo Action, lhe If you haven't been vaccinated incident reports toward ihc end lasl year in Indy. According to Dr. Raymond m agaz ineoftheAmericanCoUege yet, you might wanl to do it soon What happens if an R.A, confronis an individual about public Rossberg of Campus Healih Ser­ Health Association, ihere have because some new enforcements drunkeness? If the individual is intoxicaied at lhe lime, lhe R.A. may vice, last year's ouibreaks of dis­ been nearly 16,000 measles cases are making it difficult not to be. call in Campus Sccurily who will then make the decision whether or eases, such as measles, occurred reported so far in 1990. Mosl of Immunization is now manda­ not LO call in Lhe Morris Police Department. If Lhe Morris Police are because not enough people were these cases occurred in college tory by law for college students. called, lhe individual can be placed in DcTox. immunized. sellings, and 49% of all ihe people Immunization top. 14 Intoxication top. 3 "If a disease disappears for who acquired measles in Ihis set­ P.ijic 2 • University Resist October 24. 1990 News Spectrum International News AH U need to know --Saddam Hussein stated that he might release all French Carrie Hadler hostages, and Monday, a leader of the Iraqi-American Federation Siaff Rcporier hinted al lhe release of some sick and elderly US "guests."

-The unified Germany may have to deal with high Decision finally made on University waste site unemployment, slower growth, and rising inflation in lhe coming A new University hazardous-waste storage sile was finally chosen year. This forecast was made by economy researchers al five key after a lengthy disagreement. The sile, located north of Fourth insiitutcs. Street SE, between 23rd and 25th Avenues, will be used to store waste before il's shipped to permanent disposal sites. There has —The U.N. World Food Program delivered 19,000 tons of been some controversy over the issue, but most people approved of wheat LO Sudan. The nation has been struck by severe drought and the siie because the waste won't be transported through residential is threatened by famine. neighborhoods, ROTC instructor charged for rape of student National News Former University ROTC instructor Louis Sabin received 6 months in a workhouse, a $300 fine and 15 years of probatic .-President Bush veloed a major employment anii- raping one of his students. The victim was enrolled in his rifle (liscriminalion bill, making him lhe second presidenl (llic first was marksmanship class. Ronald Reagan) io velo legislation identified as a civil righis measure. Bush said he vetoed ihe bill because il would lead to Cuts reccommended in three graduate areas employment quotas. Master of Arts degrees in area-study of East Asian, Russian, and East European studies, and Scandinavian studies have been —A judge in Santa Anna. CA, awarded full custody of a baby ommended for cuts because the programs have not received national conceived in a test tube and born of a surrogate mother to the distinction. M. A. R. Barber, chairman of the Souih Asian and genetic parents, The surrogate mother wanted lo be legally known Middle Eastern Studies department stales lhat area-studies graduate as Lhe child's ihird parent. degrees are "a good idea whose lime has passed."

--University of Minnesota Medical School researchers discovered lhai cocaine speeds up the growlh of the AIDS virus in The above informal mpik'il from the Minnesola Daily. lished each week (luring lhe aca

e1pressed are ihosc of ihe Editor- in-Chief or opinion eolumnisls and State News do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Ihe siaff. studeni body. -Arne Carlson is back in Ihe gubernatorial race as a « candidate, despite losing ihe I-R primary lo Jon Orunsclh.

-Al Abbott Norlhweslern Hospila] in Minneapolis, a heart transplant patient died after being given a hearl wiih ihc wrong blood lync. -U.S. Senate candidate Paul Wcllstone wants the media to focus again on his race againsi Rudy Boschwilz, afler removing lheir allenlion from lhe governor's contest. The above information was compiled from the Star Tribune. Corrections October 17 Issue p. 3 PalGannun is nol from Chicago, as timed in Ihe article nil Ihc Career Fair. Gannon is from Skokie, IL. p. 8 Scolly Colbeck is from Fergus Falls, not inner cily,.Chicago as the The University Register will basket™]] ariidc incorrectly slaled. investigate any complaints p. 14 Misleading headline: Tide: Faculty: Coming or Going about lhe accuracy, fairness and The subhcadline should have re: ml Tunu-ner rait- hit;!! far fourth straight year completeness of any articles in ralhcr lhan Turnover nut: iru reuses fi>r fourth year. this newspaper. Any article TIK1 Rrsisirr renvis Ihcsc mistakes and any iiicnr.vaiifnccs lhcy may have lhat is found to be inaccurate or misleading will be corrected and put in this space. If you wish to report any inaccuracy or have any son of problem with this newspaper, please call 589-2211 ext. 6078 and request to speak io the Editor- Chief. H®tmm®mmSm§ BspssSaSs Thursday 25* Taps 9 - 12 p.m. \S\ The bird opens the heart in jr J broadening circles as arms <^-^ from the cross extend in Friday TGIF 2 for 1 f warm welcome. 4 - 10 p.m. The people of God who gather at The Federated Church of Morris invite you to worship with us. We come together at Saturday Pre-game 10:15 a.m. each Sunday. The Morris Transit stops at Behmler Hall at 9i55 a.m. Alumni Gathering Sunday and will return at 11:40 a.m. 10:30 a.m. The Federated Church 200 South Columbia Morris Buck-A-Drink £-, 589-1153 7 - 11 p.m. V? (Affiliated with the United Church of Christ and the United Methodist Church) Ociober 24, 1990 Recycling programs Tjoe Fat started at UMM campus coordinates education for MSP Melissa Holmqui disadvantage that some feel is transport our recyclabli Staff Reporier not insurmountable. materials. He is considering Cherton Underwood Despite building regulations, ihis as a possibility. Staff Reporter away from drugs, intervening safely codes, and limited funds, The commiuee and MPIRG for them when ihey got into Setting up a recycling pro­ UMM is making progress. (Minnesota Public Interest Re Cicilia Ivonne Tjoe Fat's trouble with the law, counsel­ gram is a slow and complicated Last year the previous search Group) have worked al official title is Education ing them in prison and on ihe process that depends on a lot of Chancellor Jack Imholte asked educating ihc students and staff Coordinator of the Minority Streets. She was required lo factors for il's success. the WASTE commiuee (Waste at UMM, Posters have been Student Program, but her wear a beeper at all limes, and 'We are very appreciative of Abatement Survival Teamwork put up on campus last year to eounselees know her as Ivonne. said lhat some of her charges how much lime students have for the Environment) to come increase student awareness. She was born in Surinam. were "really nice, once you get 1 for ideas, contribution, up with some type of plan for MPIRG put out pamphlets, South America. After finish­ to know them." ixcitcmcnt," said Doug recycling. The committee sei and besides the pilot study, ing high school there, she won Tjoe Fat's responsibilities Kuehn, Assistant Director of the wheels in motion by orga­ ideas have been discussed with a scholarship to atlend the state here at UMM are not as dan­ Residential Life. nizing a pilot program, where resident advisors, resideni University of Holland. gerous, but she finds them Last year, on May 31, Dana apartment complexes D, E, and directors, and hall govern- She returned home and in equally rewarding. "I have a Donnalucci, director of the re­ F recycled glass and plastic as 1982 began working as the lot of challenges here," she cycling program on the Twin well as aluminun in most of Kuehn admits that it is a Curriculum Coordinator for the said. "There are things that arj s campus, gave a slide the on-campus buildings and slow process and lhat "we're Surinam Ministry of Educa­ slill open to explore, and 1 presentation here at UMM. residence areas. not there yel." We live in a tion. She held this position, have a very productive role." Kuehn said lhat he has given a Last week, Kuehn talked world where recycling has be­ as well as two other full-time She is responsible for setting lot of help and advice. Whiie with the owner of Engebretson come a big issue in only lhe jobs, for five years. up assistance services, and all the Twin Cities campus has an Sanitary Disposal and Landfill. last five or so years. We In 1986, Tjoe Fat met the academic aspects of minority actual recycling department, the He found thai Mr. Engebretson expect slow but sure progress president of Bunker Hill Col­ studenls eaucauon. She works UMM campus is limited in ils would be able to come every with beneficial long tcm lege at a conference in Boston. closely wiih ihe Academic As­ . Weai two weeks lo pick up and Impressed wiih her background sistance Center, setting up and experience in working with workshops and training tutors. Intoxication from p. I minorily sludents, he offered Her latest project, an incen­ According to Tami Sasman, ence, and incident reports are her a job. She accepted and tive program with faculty One possible effect of the R.D. of Indy Hall, individuals not punishment records, but moved to Boston in January, members and student TA's, fo­ education stress is that can also be referred to the new should be used to help people. 1987. cuses on early intervention. troublesome individuals could drug and alcohol awareness Incident reporis can be used At Bunker Hill, Tjoe Fat She also plans to send early be required to give alcohol counselor who will begin lo locale a problem with a par­ bolh laught psychology and warning notices to the Students awareness programs to their working in November. ticular individual, so that a was an academic counselor. by midterm, enabling ihem to hall. Sasman stressed that since person can receive proper She also spent nearly a year get help before disaster strikes. If an R.A. notices an person residence halls arc places to counseling and treatment. working as a counselor for "1 always wanted to work for who seems to be drunk fairly Icam and grow, education raiher The increased awareness and high-risk teens. the other side of sociely," Tjoe often, the individual can be re­ lhan punishment is ihc goal. enforcement by UMM Resi­ That job, which she called Fat said, "the ones lhat needed ferred to Counseling, even if Aronson agreed, stressing dence Life Staff is the campus' "dangerous, but very reward­ help." She is succeeding ad­ s/he is not causing a distur­ thai living in residence halls way to help compliance with ing," involved keeping ihem mirably at that mission. bance or being obvious. should be a positive experi­ lhe new amendment. ASA week approaches

tion will be "The Higher Edu­ ASA cation in the 21st Century." A THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25TH reception will follow. 10:00 A.M. - 3:00 P.M The first annual Asian Stu­ Wednesday afternoon at 3:00 dent Association (ASA) Week p.m. in the Humanities Fine SCIENCE/MATH LOBBY will be held on Monday, Octo­ Arts Rcciial Hall, Dr. Mimi ber 29 - Saturday, November 3, Frcnicr will present her lecture 1990. The week is designed to "Vietnam 1990." Dr. Frcnicr, PUT SOME OFtEEH IN VOUR SCENE create an awareness of lhe spent lhe past summer oul Asian Culture on campus and in lhe communiiy. All events Following her topic, there are free and open to anyone in­ will be a panel discussion al terested. 4:00 p.m. represented by Lao­ For Monday, ASA will tian, Korean, Pakistinian, show the nationally acclaimed Hmong, and a studeni from In­ »<*-. ••..«., TOODS ^^ movie and winner of nine dia. All are students here at Academy Awards, "The Last UMM. They will lalk about Emperor," at 6:30 p.m. in the their heritage, and lake ques­ Science Auditorium. tions from the audience. Following the movie there Refreshments will be served. will be free refreshments, and a On Thursday, two visiting ACTION... ADVENTURE... AVACADOS. discussion led by Dr. Mimi Chinese professors, Lin Bing All Under One Roof!! Frcnicr, a professor here at and Zhiling Yang, will present UMM. "Cultural Change in China." On Tuesday, a co-sponsor­ It will be held in the Science ship wiih ihc Studeni Leader­ Auditorium at 8:15 p.m. ship DcvclopmenL Commiuee There will also be a discussion Larry's Foods your low brings Dr. Tobin G. Barrozo, and reception to follow, as well Presidenl of Metropolitan Slate as an optional film. price leader now offers University, lo campus. A dance will be held in the Before his keynote address, PE Annex from 9:00 p.m.-12 there will be a leadership dinner p.m. on Friday. The dance for anyone interested aL ihe will be free, and free pop will Video Rentals Communiiy Center in Morris. also be provided. Modern mu­ The cosl for the dinner, catered sic by disc jockey Sidronio by Kelly's Fine Foods, is Casas will be played, as well Over 600 titles! Open: ' S3.50 for reservations, and as any requests. New Releases, Monday-Saturday! S5.5I) at the door. Transporta­ To conclude the week, the The Classics, 8 a.m. - 10 p.m. f tion will be provided. film "The Killing Fields." will Cult Favorites, Sunday J At 8:15 p.m. in the science be shown Saturday al S: 15 auditorium, the keynote address p.m. in lhe Science Autlito- Nintendo Rentals. 8 a.m. - 9 p.m. I will be given. His presenta­ Homecoming '90 The Homecoming attendants and royally candidates ME Front Row: Traci Monday afternoon on the field Lamb. Lance Glasscr, Lesley Brooks. Middle Row: Cindy Bulcau, Shelly of bailie, teams compete lo win Ttisko.TinaTidrick, Mary;T. Brual. Top Row: Tom Landmark, ClinsW.i I kii. bragging rig ins for ihc Sieve Young. Scou Kimlinger. seven-legged race.

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University Relations fers UMM students a chance to derway al 9 a.m. with reunion be at Grady's on Atlantic, 410 alumni, faculty, and staff will be News Release lalk wiih alumni and Icam a few registration in the South Veranda Atlantic Ave..from 11 toi Walk­ held In HFA at 4. "Wouldn't you like tobe a "do's and don'ts" for gelling the of HFA. ing tours and the Campus Open On Sunday, the Morris Area Cougar, too" is the theme of the most out of lheir lime at UMM, The UMM Gallery in lhe HFA House will be from 11 to4andan Chamber of Commerce will weeklong activities celebrating Approximately 50 alumni will be Ccnicr will be open from 10 a.m. information booth will be sel up "toast" UMM at the complimcn- homecming al the University of representing nearly as many ca- to6p.m. The gallery leaiures the onihesouihverandaofHFA. The lury breakfasi fornlumni, faculty, Minnesota, Morris Oct. 22-28. international Miniature Print Bi­ UMM Bookstore will be open students,andsiall Irom 10a.m.to Student activities throughout the The king and queen coronation ennial 1989. from 3 lo 5. 1 p. m. at the Morris S en ior Citi zen/ week will consist of UMM's ver­ and pepfest will be held Friday The Homecoming Parade be­ Game lime is 1:30 wiih lhe Community Center. sion of lhe popular tele vis ion game beginning al 7 in the P.E. Annex, gins al 10:30a.m.Saturday. The Cougars facing Michigan Tech. Homecoming events for 1990 show "Jeopardy" will be held in The UMM Alumni Association parade begins at the UMM P.E. at Cougar Field. Tickets are conclude with the Homecoming Food Service at 8:15. Wednes­ annual meeting and reception will Cenicr, goes west on Second St. available at lhe gate. Concert featuring the UMM day. Thursday,all Residence Halls be held from 7 to 9 p.m. in the to Atlantic Ave., follows Atlantic A number of receptions for Choir, under the direction of will be judged on iheir home­ Black Box Theatrcin the Hu­ to Seventh St., goes souih on alumni begin following the game: Kenneth Hodgson,and ihe UMM coming decorations. manities Fine Arts Center. A Seventh to Columbia to Fourth the Division of Science and Math Concert Band, under the direction On Friday, the events start roll­ homecoming and appreciation St., turns left onio the UMM and Phi Mu Delta Reunion will of Dennis Svendsen, in Recital ing at 11:30 wiih lhe Second An­ reception immediately follows the campus. bolh hold receptions beginning at Hall of the HFA Cenier. The nual Alumni Career Fair in the annual meeting. A pre-gamc brunch, compli­ 3p.m. poolside ai Lhe Sunwood concert is free and open to the P.E. Annex. The Career Fair of- Activities on Saturday gel un­ ments of alumnus Brad Svea, will Inn. A chancellor's reception for public.

To lhe victors go lhe spoils. Open up and say "ahh". This person, whose name we don't know, The Blakely squad took it all in is an aihk'k'. lie's competing in lhe iire.ul marshmallowcalch. This the Olympics and now can stand year lhe Olympit Cnminiu'ee decided nol louse llic mashed potato tall and walk wiih pride. balls from Food service as ihe denial liability was LOO high. October 24. 1990 MCSA News Morris Campus Drive on down to UMM's ride board Have you ever wanted to go home ride, and those giving them. which serve the oul of state too! really, really bad, but couldn't Formerly locaied in Edson Hall, Keep in mind thai the ride Freshman Council find a ride? Well, never fear, the ride board will be posted just board is not merely for riders, it Congratulations to the follow­ sent the MCFC. An election UMM's ride board is back to outside of the Admissions and isalso fordrivers. Happen lobe ing students for completing the commission of ihe Morris Cam­ Financial Aid Office by the el­ going home and want some process for becoming a finalist pus Student Association What exactly is UMM's ride evator locaied in Behmler Hall. company? You too, can be for membership in the Morris (MCSA) will select these first board? It is a service for any The board is also divided into helped by the ride board—it's Campus Freshman Council year students who will represent interested persons looking for a area zones for your convenience, coming your way soon!!! (MCFC) Assembly. There will the Freshman Class. GcodLuck, be interviews scheduled and the io all of the finalists! best 11 will be chosen to rcpre- David Brecht Jennifer Lecy Relating to you Gina Brunko Christina Marshik The Campus Relations Commit- was also set for every Wednes- meetings which are open to all Paul Cairns Chad McGuire tee, a part of MCSA, is here for day at 2:00 p.m. in the MCSA students, and will be publicized Chris Covington David Ness you. The commiitee is designed office. Everyone is invited to as much as possible. There will to seek to improve communica­ attend. be signs, an announcement in Tom Florremesch Kami Poland tions between MCSA and the One item for discussion is the Weekly Bulletin, and the Tamara Hanson Lois Regnier student body al large. increasing the number of stu­ agenda for the meeting in the Members of the group are dents on lhe commiitee. To draw weekly newspaper page. Erica Herdey Stacy Sneider Kim Kantorowicz (Chair), Jim interested members, Ihe four are The group also decided on Jody Houle Scott Stewart Eidem, Lynn Lei tie, and Tiffany advertising and going to Hall suggestion boxes, which will be Robb. The four met lasl Friday Government meetings. located in various spois on cam­ Anne Hudec Kristin Watnemo to discuss the agenda for the In addition, to increase pus. The purpose is for any Kathy Jimenez Wade West school year. The meeting time of MCSA, Forum concerned siudent thai has a question to be able to submit it Andrew Laufers Robin Wooley and receive an appropriate re­ MCSA bulletin board sponse. This will help lo serve •The International Study and Operations at Ihe MCSA Office. the students concerns. ^ Do you need a Job? Travel Cenier (ISTC) is looking •MCSA Academic Affairs Another top item on the for an Assistant Director. Need Committee will meet Wednes­ agenda is the Inter-hall Council. or not be work-study eligible. For day, October 24 at 4:00 p.m. in This is designed io increase ac­ more information contact Brian the Humanities Conference tivity within the residence halls, ^ Do you need a Job Done For You? Lopez at 589-6092. Room. Discussion includes the and branch this out to the stu­ •The AFRC is looking far a Honors Program, ISTC, Multi- dent body as well. In the past, Perhaps We Can Help secretary. Need not be work- Culturalism in the curriculum, Inier-hall Council has been re­ UMM Mini-Employment Service study eligible. Contact Student and goal selling. sponsible for things such as Activities at 589-6080 for more •The Studeni Lobby Advi­ bencheson the mall. Thegroup The purpose of Ihis service is to help find odd jobs and information. sory Committee, a committee of feels this is one issue that will temporary employment (or •Campus Relations Commit­ lhe All-University Siudent Sen­ make a difference on campus UMM Students tee will meet every Wednesday ate, is currently seeking a per­ when revitalized. Already, core from 2:00-3:00 p.m. in the son to serve as Legislative Di­ members of ihe Inter-hall coun­ Employers & MCSA office located in RH-4 rector for lhe Universiiy of cil are being elected by their hall Students: Contact the Office of the D-1. All interested students are Minnesota siudent body. The govern men is, and among the Morris Campus Student Association invited to attend. For more stipend for this position will be interested sludents, ihey will Apartment D-1,589-6086 information aboul the commit­ between $6000 and S6500. elect a president. Leave a message and we will contact you, tee contact Kim Kantorowicz, Questions? For more informa­ If anyone is interested in the Vice President for Finance and tion contact the MCSA Office in campus relation committee, or the RH^l Apartmeni D-1,589- would like more information on 6086. or contact Marcus Miller ils activities, feel free to contact Services for students at 589-2054. Kim Kantorowicz, at 589-6086. This year the Morris Campus provide transportation to and commiitee are: Cory Wagner Studeni Association has created from the polls on Election day, (Chair), Jennifer Dickey, Tom Important: some new committees. One of Tuesday November 6. The Lopez, Molly McCormick, and MSCA Student Services com­ Marcus Miller. Meetings are MCSA Students Services com­ mittee is also in the process of open to all UMM sludents. If Meet the candidates forum mittee. It is responsible for or­ contracting a lawyer, who will anyone is interested in becom­ ganizing and planning services provide free legal advice to all ing a member they can contact Tuesday, October 30, which will help the students of UMM students. There is also a Cory Wagner, Vice President for this campus. Mini-Employment service, Student Services, at the MCSA at 6:00 p.m. So far this year we have had where students can find tempo­ Office, Apartment D-1, 589- a Voter Registration drive, in rary employment. It is also plan­ 6086. The first meeting is set for in Social Science room 124 which over 150 students regis­ ning to discuss the new Student October 24 at 4:00 p.m. in the tered to vote here in Morris. Center. Education Conference Room. COMMENTS, SUGGESTIONS regaraing Ihis page??? Currently we are panning to The current members of the Contact Kim Kantorowicz, MCSA Office, at 589-6086 Page 6 • University Register October 24, 1990 Editorials

Standing up for Kuwait Coming to terms Bush is backed into a corner with animal research

Under Lhe burning desert sun thousands of young American soldiers sit, waiting. Waiting to defend Lhe Saudis from an Iraqi There comes a point when invasion. Waiting for the orders lo attack and drive the Iraqi army /en some of the most oul of Kuwait. ideal is lie people become coldly Why are they there? Is it because Bush doesn't want the oil pragmatic. Animal research is prices LO raise? Well, only George Bush can say, but in the Sev- one of ihcse times. eniies when the OPEC embargo was in effect, the price of oil in­ Laicly animal researchers creased four limes and lhe U.S. didn'l invade (Lhe price of gas has have come under increasingly currently increased about 40%). If we wouldn't have opposed lhe heavy fire from animal rights Iraqi invasion il is very doublful they would have slopped trading organizations like PETA oil (lheir main export) with Lhe resi of the world. (People for the Ethical Why then did wc stand up lo Saddam Hussein when an ap­ Tic at me u i of Animals) because peasement policy would have been much cheaper in the short many of lheir experiments term? Perhaps il's because our leaders have learned from hisiory. involve the use of animals as Lclting dictators gobble up small countries lhat can't defend subjects. Sometimes these themselves has historically only whet the aggressor's appetite. animals are pul under extreme The future will Lell us why we arc ihcre. If our iroops siay in s or killed, and animal Saudi Arabia and we (the Uniied Siaics) lei ilk' blockade slip, ihcn rights groups feel that ihis we are ihcre just for ihc oil. If we keep up ihe pressure, our lead­ testing is entirely unnecessary, ers show Lhai Lhcy arc thinking ol goals higher lhan jusl keeping abdicating instead the use of Lhe oil flowing. puter modeling and cell As hard'as it is io admit, ihere will probably be war. Hussein culture. isn't backing down, and has enoueh power lo resist the economic The photo pictured is one of blockade. Presidenl Bush has also backed himself into a corner by the one such unpleasant publicly (jiving all lhe "heroic" (defending lhe lillle guy. etc.) ixamples. Many of the reasons for being there. To change his mind now would result in mimals who are trcaicd mosl a tremendous loss of face. :ruclly arc noi used for medical We should believe in the principles ihis country was founded research, bul ralhcr to tesi lhe wiih. and aci on them. Each country has lhe right u) choose whal safeLy of new commercial kind of government lhe\ want wilhoul externa! forces making thai goods (cosmeiics, shampoos, New Age Journal choice for them. Thai's why we arc standing up lor Kuwaii. e.). Torture or necessary evil Medical researchers, on lhe worst. Use of computer other hand, make some very may prevent animal abuse convincing poinis. Since Lhe cell culture simply cannoi yei greater good, and recognize lhe of ihc century, medical replace lhe use of live animals realities of lhe siluauon. our tomorrow. You arc our advances fueled by this research in experiments. In faci. Commercial testing, on the Allure. Where ihis nation will have saved millions of lives, animal rights groups have a other hand, is another siory all Letters be— and, in faci, i/ii will be- and exiended countless oihcrs. record of criminally breaking logeiher. To preveni much of from U.R. readers in fifiy years will depend in Conservative estimates say into laboratories, and ihis experimentation, large part on you and your in- lhai each of us will live 20 destroying years worih of consumers need only sacrifice Take the time: leresi and participation in our years longer as a result of this lifesaving research, sometimes the need for hundreds of brands system of government. research. In addition io the "liberating" infected animals, of shampoo, deodorant, and vote on Nov. 6 Make no mistake aboul it: women and children alive causing Lhe deaihs of coundess toothpaste, informing industry You can make a difference. Loday, supporiers point oul the wild animals. While the of ihis choice (bolh in wriling Dear Ediion You and many others like you parallel advances in veterinary majority of Animal Righ:s and through iheir buying can get involved and can dare to medicine lhai save animals supporiers are good at hean. decisions). In receni years, much analy­ effcctchangeinoursocicLy. IL from needless suffering and they are misguided in limiting In ihc end, the decision sis was done on why so many all siarts wiih voting. It all death every day. medical research. This is wheie uliimaicly lies in Lhe hands of people in loday's society fail lo Starts with you. Allhough progress is being lhe most well-meaning people die vole on election day. Perhaps On Tuesday, November 6, be made, computer modeling and uncomfortably decide for lhe the highest percentage of non- a pari of America. Take the voters exists among today's time io vote in your college. challenge EVERYONE io walk have a great impact on the for programs, facilities, young adulls-espccially loday's town or by absentee ballot in lhe ihin line and do something elections. We encourage ev­ salaries, etc. It is time to start college sludents. This apalhy your home town. different; HFA inhabitants go eryone to find out where your Ihinking about this issue now. is clearly a cause for concern. io a game, athletes attend the candidates siand on higher edu­ You can have an impact on the Here in Souihwest Min- Greg Boll cation issues. The League of future of the UnivcrsiLy of DFL District Secretary jors, bead on over lo Ihc ncxl Women Voiers (612-224-5445) Minnesola. communiiy and technical col­ 2nd Congressional District llicatrc production. can lell you who the candidates leges and our private colleges, Minnesota Let us all challenge our­ are in your district and how to Sincerely, wc have siudcnls who consis­ (507) 372-1622 selves io learn new and excit­ Universiiy Of Minnesota tently fall above Ihc norm for ing stuff by aitending functions We can all help the Univer­ Civil Service Commiitee intelligence and career poten­ sponsored by campus siiy in trying lo relain funding tial. Ycl lhe percentage of Take a walk on organizations: the Uniied these same siudenis who vote Latinos, Ihc Juggling Club, is appallingly low. the thin line Mcincngcns, and all other The l-nivcrsiry Register welcomes Setters from its Wc face challenging limes in groups 1 have not yet men­ America loday. The signs of Dear Edilor: tioned. Carpe diem! readers. Letters should be under 300 words and lhe nation's aging and the must be accompanied by the author's name. The stress resulting Trom the ever- The campus communiiy ha:' Leslie Woolsion Editor-in-Chief withholds names at his or her widening bureaucracy are be­ recently been challenged to discretion and if valid reason is provided, reserves ginning to lake lheir loll on support sports events. 1 do lhe right lo condense lengthy letters, to correct ob­ ;air citi/ens. Government cor­ believe this is a good idea: wc ruption, greed and a growing are here for a liberal arm educa­ Find where your vious spelling itnd grammatical errors, and to reject indifference to the needs of the tion, to expand our pcrspec- candidates stand material of slanderous nature. Letters must be re­ "lillle people" causes many to lives. Perhaps a little ceived by Monday at 3:00 p.m. before Wednesday throw up lheir hands in disgusi "cheering for the home Icam" Dear Ediion publication. Letters received afier this time will be and walk away from parlicipa- is jusl whai us people who live Lion in the process. Bul this is primed in lhe following week's issue. Address on- in HFA need. Bui hey, I don't Elections Tor your state leg­ not the solution. think ihc challenge for diver­ campus letters Io the University Register or drop islators are less than one them off in the box provided outside of the office, Perhaps it needs io be sity slops there. month away. Since the Uni­ pointed oul again lhai you, lhe To really get some spirii versity communiiy comes from located in the basement of the Minority Resource young people of America, are into the campus, I hereby all parts of the state, we can Center. October 24, 1990 Opinions Pluses of pluralism Don't tax home taping Connections Eric E. Bakken Music to your ears Lutheran Campus Minister

A RECENT GOVERNMENT SURVEY MEASURES How do we serve God in Ihis academic community? If you asked THOSE NOT IN FAVOR OF ADDED FEES ON: mc lhat I would suggest that wc might learn something if we were to open ourselves up and affirm the power of pluralism in our The results of a recent Universiiy setting, Ofientimes wc see pluralism as a weakness to government study could be be overcome. We look for uniformity, no unity. We fail lo see music to the ears of many iluu differing approaches lo life are slrong points in our quest for music lovers. The study was humanness and humane action. devised to determine whether The oldest religious document found anywhere in this world is tape recorders and blank tapers Ihe Rig-Veda, a Hindu collection of verses and psalms. There is a should carry a royally tax. The place where it says, "Forgive the trespasses that I may have com­ results of the Copyright & mitted. Many mornings remain to dawn upon us; lead us through Home Copying: Technology them all of God" (II.28.9). In the Christian New Testament it says Challenges and the Law survey this in Matthew, "And forgive for us our debts... and do nol bring are likely to make lhat us into temptations, but deliver us from evil...(5:12-13). unlikely. Findings included: BLANK AUDIO TAPES AUDIO RECORDERS Granted, the approaches arc different, the traditions are different, -New technology does not even the manner of speaking aboul the God-human experiences are appear to pose a threat to the different, but there is clearly a link between bolh lhe believer and recording industry. A recent survey found 82 pei Scriptures. It is that the God-human relationship is ceniial lo eaeli of an added fee on blank au o tape to compensate -Most home tapes of of ihem. copyright holders for home ping and 79 percent prerecorded music are made for One way in which wc mighi serve our god is to take the belief were not in favor of such a 1'n on audio recroders. the taper's own music structures of oihcrs seriously. It is possible to affirm the truths of collections. "Place shifting" is at music tapers would affect strongly oppose legislation oihcrs here at Morris while confirming the truths of others here at the most common reason for primarily ihe purchasers of that would impose royally Morris while confirming lhe truth of out tradition for us. Take album taping; home tapers recorded music." ' taxes on blank tape of lime to leam from oihcrs, and be unafraid to share with them your usually make tapes of their -Home taping stimulates recorders. There's almost understanding. You'll be surprised al how much you bolh might records or CDs so ihey can pu eh as I agreement that learn and grow. play them in their cars, Approximately one quarter of have a right to tape Walkmans or cassette players. past-year music purchasers iheir i recordings for -Mosl home taping docs not heard the recording or artist even involve prerecorded most recently purchased on a purposes. music. Nearly three oul of homemade tape prior to lhe These facts encourage the every four home taping purchase. Over a third of Home Recording Rights Playing your part occasions do not involve album purchasers bought their During the course of his Coalition in its home for a Kris Zschomler prerecorded music or last record with the expeciation lalk, Woods specifically men­ quick passage of ihe Digital Bob Houle copyrighted material, but of laping from it. tioned lhe power of Amnesty Audio Tape Recorders Aci of Amnesty linen. nai involves taping family -Home tapers do not abuse 1990 without any amendments International and iis effective members' voices, lectures and new advances in home royal of ( Woods says: "Get Involved!" human rights campaign. In sermons, dictation and technology. The availability l blank I Monday night, Donald Woods' opinion, Amnesty In­ answering machine messages. of dual-cassette and high-speed Woods, llic author of the book, ternational offers everyone the -Home lapcrs are lhe music dubbing technology docs not Biko, which was lhe basis for chance lo become involved in industry's best customers. generate home taping of on either side or this or any the movie Cry Freedom, spoke lhe fight for human righis. nol Home tapers have a grealcr increase the number of issue at the U.S. Senate, to UMM on the decline of only in South Africa, but interest in music, and purchase homemade tapes in the owner's Washington, D.C. 20510 and Apariheid in South Africa. around llic world. more prerecorded music lhan collection. the House of Reprcsen la lives, While Woods offered rea­ If you wanl to sec a belter Washington D.C. 20515 or sons of hope for blacks in nontapers. Congress' Office fo -MOSL consumers want to world, you have lo play your Technology Assessment, leave current home taping call ihc Home Recording South Africa, he still empha­ which conducted the sludy, practices unchanged. The Rights Coalition at 1-800-282- sized the amount of work lhat part in changing il. Gel in- noied lhat "any actions direclcd majority of consumers would 8273. needs lo be done lo bring the Next meeting: Wed.. Nov. 7, country lo equality. 7:30 p.m., Soc Science 124.

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Hod I.man to only 3 lirsL downs. consisted of 13plays,4 ihirddown SlalfRcpor In the second hall lhe offense conversions, HO yards, 7 minutes continued lo move ihc ball effec­ and 3(1 seconds, nol a single pass, Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah. The tively, this time Ihrough die air. and a culminating touchdown by Cougar football team bcal But, as has been ihc case mosl of Lailback Shawn Kerkidic u jna Slalc. Yes, before you ihc season, Ihey spullercd inside Ihc gamcon ice. The resulting TD jump oul of your boots and run the Winona 20 yard line. Thisgave made ihc score 26 lo 12, naked across ihc parking loi, il's Beyer another field goal, and Ihe "Il was a leam victory," said only Lhcirsccond win. Oncfacior Cougars 19 poinls. offensive coordinator Mark Fohl. i consider is [lull Winona S laie's Winona faired bcller offen­ "The defense did it when lhcy had recordnowdropsioOand?. But, sively in die second half, capital­ io, and lhe offense is finally suul 1 is definitely a win. So, if izing on an interception to score ing to live up to die Morris tradi- streaking makes you happy, go lheir firsl touchdown. Laier, in lion of great offensiveunils," said right ahead. ihe third quarter ihc Warners head coach Zweifel. The game is lhe latest in a sircak benefitted from a blaianily obvi- n tins si of Ihrce balanced offensive per­ ous official ing mistake which kept worth gelling excited about. formances lhai finally led io a a critical drive alive, 'lhcy scored Cranicd, a 2-5 record isn't Volleyball clowns The Cougar offense ran Ihc on lhe next play. enough io induce a buck naked ball wiih authority againsi With the score 19-12 Cougars, gallivant across campus for mosl Winona, rollingup 193 yards and and about 10 minutes lo play UMM fooiball fans. However, I three touchdowns. This rushing Winona mounted a drive which encourage you lo do something Bemidji State performance proved one of the took them inside the Cougar 30 crazy, be loud and obnoxious, best in the past two years. yardline. The call wenl oul for a switch looihpasies, get a new Despite a rocky first quarter, bigdefensiveplay.andthcanswcr pocket protector, be original. If came from Cougar free safely, this ail sounds too overwhelm ing, lhe Cougars came on strong to The UMM Cougars hosted the Coach Sheila Perkins said lhai Terry Osicrman, who intercepted then a simple vole of confidence, lead 16 to 0 ai halflime, on Bemidji Slate Universiiy (BSU) overall ihcre was a nice team a pass in lhe endzone. an ounce of Cougar Pride, and louchdowns by Kelly Lovcn and Beavers on Thursday, Ocl. 19, effort, and they were consistent, your presence al the Ociober 27th Maik Mcsscr, and kicker, Joel Given another chance, the bcaiing ihem in four games, 11- which is somelhing lhcy worked Homecoming game against Beycraddingaficldgoal. Defen­ Cougar offense put together one 15,15-6,15-2,15-11. toward all year. She also said Michigan Tech, would suffice. sively, Ihc Cougars were solid in of the most impressive drives of Leading Lhe Cougars were Siacy she was pleased wiih ihc game, the firsl half holding the Warriers lhe season, thus far. The drive RUSL, Blaine, Minn., who had 10 since this win puis them al4-7 kills, and six block assists; Katie in the conference, and 13-14 Fragodl, Benson, Minn., who overall, which gives them a shot Picks of the Week had good backcouri action wiih at districts. Lasl week's paper included a letter to the edilor, challenging lhe (James of Ihc Week 15digsand 100 percent on her The Cougar volleyball icam brains of sports knowledge lo a contest. A contest of wit, knowledge, serves; Jennifer Hcitman, Ada, now iravcls lo Sl. Paul, Minn., Minn., with nine kills; and and dumb luck, io be battle out by lhe clever pens of lhe Register, Gophers at Ohio Sl. lo piay in die Hamline Univer­ Shelly Busche, St. Francis, vivrani voices of KUMM Sportsline, and lhe sporis crazed folk of the Oklahoma at Colorada sity Touramcnt on Saturday. Minn., who had 15 kills and six campus. Two of ihc forces have agreed lo this conflict, however wc Michigan al Indiana Oct., 20. digs. have ycl to hear from any would be challengers. Arc you afraid lo Vikings al Green Bay match wil Willi the laloiiis of ihe Keiiisier and KUMM7 Coach Z.Ford. Washington al N.Y. GianLs Winn, and Carr, is ii because you might be shown up by a bunch of L.A. RamsatPiiisburg "amatucrs"? Whaicvcr ihc case, be strong and accepi our challenge. Cinncinaui at AUania The games arc listed on lhe righl. Philadelphia at Dallas Send all picks to: Univ. R cgislcr Sports Picks H-3 ggSSk 589-4774 Open 24 Houra (All picks musi be received by Saturday.) Welcome to Morris. We're glad you are here! KUMM Sportsline Univ. Register Screaming il /»/.<•• McMarthv. l-ernan) ("Tinv" Tim. Howie "The Duck". "Stretch") Rice Krispiesf? 13 oz. Yellow Zonkers 4.25 OZ. Ohio Sl. (unanimous) Gophers/ Ohio St. (The- Duck)* $2.09 Colorado (unanimous) Colorado/ Oklahoma (Tiny Tim) * 750 Michigan (unanimous) Michigan (unanimous) Minnesota (unanimous)" Green Bay/ Minnesola (l.eman) * SuperSnacks t N.Y, Gianis (unanimous) Assorted N.Y. Giants/ Washington (Lipke) * Saltecf-ln-Shell Rams (unanimous) Rams/ Pillsburg (McCarthy) * Candy Bars Cinncinaui/Allania (Stretch)* Peanuts Starburst & Heath Cinncinaui (unanimous) Philadelphia/ Dallas (Stretch) * Dallas/ Phil. (Lcman) * 12 oz. Bag Bars for •Picks wiih / indicates ihcre was no nuaniimii; pick. ()'s following ic $1 .29 ' 990 1 Old Dutch Party Mix Name Campus P.O. "Mew $1.59 FREE 20 oz. Fountain Drink with purchase of any Sandwich D°_g2B!l.U!°n^ate Ociober 24. 1990 Now About Those Umpires . . . This is what umpire Terry beiwccn ihe Royals and the ihe Met Cenicr (don't worry Cardinals. The call allowed ihe aboul lickcis, ihcre are pleniy Staff Columnisi Cooney decided to do during How else can you explain ihis years ALCS. Gees Terry, why a pitching coach from a Royals to win game six and available) and take in a North maybe you should look into winning home team was win Lhe scries in game seven. Siars game. If that isn't the Game four, a best of seven gelling him thrown out of lhe thrown oul with lwo outs in Then came ihc year of ihc sorriest excuse for a profes­ series, and the pitching match­ league before he really gets the lop of Ihe ninih on the lasl balk, as ihe umps decided ihai sional sport (next to pro up features lhe two best start­ mad and Slarts insulting your day of ihe season? Yes, 1 for the first lime in lhe hisiory rasslin') I don't know whai is . ing pitchers in the major mother. know, he made a difference on of MLB ihey would toughen . , Il's lime lo compare the leagues. Fans around the that next out. Good move up lhe rules concerning ihe Oakland Athletics LO another country tunc in to watch the Umpires. You know ihc blue. baik call. Why was this done? famous dynasty - ihc Vikings "Big Game", and whal do lhcy ones - ihey arc supposed to be To move the umpires closer to of ihc seventies. They see? They see an overweight ihc mediators of ihe game. Ii seems to me this all Call Lhe balls, ihc strikes, the siarted aficr Don Dcnkinger center siage? Probably. can/could win all but lhe big man dressed in black and blue one, or compare ihem with an­ ouis, fair and foul balls, arid was abused by press, players, : Hull 11 i lhe n ihrough oul one of ihosc siar other powerhouse of years past basically slay in the back­ and fans alike after blowing an blue have decided to go by ihc pitchers because "he called mc lhe 1969-71 Baliimorc Orioles. ground while ihc players play obvious call during llic sixth rule of the quick thumb. If The Orioles won an average of ihc game. Lately, however. game of ihe 1983 world scries someone questions your call, 106 games in ihosc ihrce years, throw them out first, look Tor bui like the A's wenl 1-2 in a reason laier. world scries play... The Reds 1 could go on for days aboul did show lhe country MLB dirrcreni occurrences of umpire played NHL style. After imcrfcrcncc, bul why bother? jumping to a blistering start Anyone who matches major (33-121 lhe Reds coasted to ihc league baseball, or profes­ finish playing jusi well enough sional spons HI general, io qualify for the playoffs (54- knows llic luck of ability UlCSC 56), Once in the playoffs, ihey turned up the jets and won Tliey also know lhat they are ihe eight big games m wiivihe doss-Country Skies wiih binding. (Sizes available: 18.3. 190, 195, 200. and 210) Choice 530 no longer conlcnt to make lhe championship . . . ITw Ml • Lowe bun packs S20 calls and slay in ihc back­ cardiackirlsofl9a0-91 have to Variety of T-Shirts $10 ground. No, now ihey wanl be ihc Buffalo Bills. Aricr UMM Outdoor Ccnicr Cups 25 cenis IO be noticed. Pardon me for playing sluggishly for ihrec asking, bui when is ihc lasL quarters, ihe Bills somehow We are accepting bids on a canoe ami I Nov. 21si. Bids over S90 will be considered. Our purchase price lime anyone has asked an um­ manage io win die game in the US$330. May view al Outdoor Ccnicr between noon-2 p.m. weekdays. Also we have a number of used pire for an autograph? fourth quarter. The 5-1 Bills •in-. Hh Ii .is I/IIK -Lvpiii.'. hai: extenders, and cook kits. Inquire also abotll our two Wind Surfers. The game is for Ihc fans. 1 have won lheir last three games i li.i,,- a riuiul-k't i'l L.II.IIH -\ available lor yiui in purchase i-ampina ami iliiiibin;' a|ui|inieni at 30 pcrcen The fans want to sec ihc play­ 11 - 1 by coining from behind in ihc I-"' i Nl"! I'j- a'l.l kill. I.. Waii.l.i IJ D.IM;... . ers do what Lhcy do best, play fourth. They've also been do­ baseball. They don'l want lo ing il Lhe way the Vikings of sec an overweight man in blue old used to - special teams llirow oul lheir favoriic player domination. . . In case you for no apparent reason. Wc all were wondering - lhe first spe­ TOCO JOHNS know lhat, Maybe its time cial teams coach in die hisiory someone 10Id lhe limps. Of lhe NFL was Marv Levy, the currcnl head coach of, you Clippings guessed il. lhe Bills. . . No, soccer is nol ihc most Here's some suggestions for boring SpOlt in ibis country. I die personnel of the Vikings was forced io learn first hand siaff ncxl year : head coach- what is - the NHL. Those of Floyd Peters; GM-Fran you lhat disagree, here's Tarkciuon; offensive coordina­ something lo do - go down lo tor -Tommy Kramer. "Team" Oakland? insicad ol" individual, lhcy will never become a dynasty, fingers. Manager Tony LaRussa started lhe mess by How many limes have you saying publieally lhai Jose heard a coach say, "Wc have to Canseco did not give a full play like a team." Players hear effort on a fly ball lhai lipped cliches like this one all of lhe off the end of his glove lime. Bul when Tony LaRnssa rcsulling iu a criiical triple in lold lhe Oakland A's this, ihey Game 2. Then Dave Sicwari were sleeping. sounded off blaming the CELEBRATE HOMECOMING The A's arc lhe besi icam in scouting reports for Ihc success baseball, no doubi about it. of the Cincinnati hitters. WITH They have solid defense, good Some players whinncd about hilling, and ihe best pitching ihc loss of Wall Weiss io an suiff in baseball. The A's won injury during lhe American more games lhan any team in League Championship Scries. lhe pasi three years, have won And on and on and on. three straight pennants, and 390 Tacos have made dircc straight World When will teams learn? Scries appearances, winning Nobody in ihc last len years, lhe championship in 1989. wiih ihc cxceplion of ihc San D9)@ MDantllle toa» Francisco 49cr's. figured oul So how could Oakland lose ihc key io slaying successful. iiofsfe MM mmt ihis year's World Scries to the Do you ever hear the 49cr's This spec a! price Cincinnati Reds in four games? criiiczc lheir own coaches or If ihc A's warn io become a players? Do you hear the valid only throi qh modern day dynasty, they have 49cr's blaming outside sources October 31 1990 at (( slari looking lo improve for their few losses? No. Open: Sui Morris Taco John's or'•selves. Blaming someone They always look ai failurtPthing clse f°r y°ur themselves and say, "I made a A's sUKt? cop-oui. Uniil the mistake" or "Wc just didn't •ving like a icam play well loday." Ociober 24, 1990 Feature Homecoming reflections Alumni reminisce about past and present

McRoberts SuiT Reporter ihought of Homecoming as a Vanguarrl. Ociober 11. 1962 very significant event; he was Homecoming Q more concerned wiih Lhe issues ueen Homecoming: For many Connie Bunge (left) and people ihis annual eveni signi­ of lhe day: the Civil Rights Movement and Vietnam. lier courl were presented fies a chance lo show "Cougar Io their public during Pride", or to jusl take a break One prominent difference Ihe coronation held from lhe sircss of classes. McRobcris sees in llic recent However, for the alumni of Friday night (Ociober, Homecomings as compared to 1962). This UMM, Home-coming means earlier years is Ihc emphasis the second al something even more; il pro­ pul on ihc parade. The parade vides ihc chance 10 get together used to be a very significant Homecoming for the wiih old friends; ii allows them cvcnl, wiih its' path including siudcnls at UMM and to rc-livc old limes; and it lhe whole downtown of Moms lliey made the best of it brings back floods of memories and ihen snaking back lo cam­ even Ihough it rained from "lhe good old days". pus. throughout Ihe game. Thinking back to their Students would spend a great ¥*** Homecoming memories, Jim deal of lime in preparing ihc Carlson, Professor of Music floais and ihere was always a Vanguard. October 28.1965 and 1965 UMM graduate, and large crowd to partake in the Naturally, the Home­ Tom McRoberts, 1968 gradu­ festivities. However, now he coming Dance (right) ate and Associate Director for feels that the parade is not as was a highlight in Continuing Education and spectacular of an event as it 196*5, (especially with Summer Session, believed dial Hie band "The Don in Lhe 1960s. Homecoming One vivid memory Mc­ Spangler Quintet play­ wasn'l as involved as ii is to- Robcris has of his under- ing.) In the 1940s, Ibe graduaie Homecoming experi­ dance, parade, pepl'esl Tradiiionally, there has al­ ences is lhe lhe year he was and bonfire were tile ways been a Saturday football studeni body Vice President and main event surrounding game preceded by a parade. had lo rule in the Homecoming Homecoming. It wasn't However, ihe usual aclivitics Parade. Although it was a after Lhe game included a bon- great honor, he said he "Tell ictiv firc/pcpfcsl followed by a very self-conscious riding on a ;,,l,l,d. Boat and waving lo people." Looking at tlie Homecoming Now McRoberts sees events lined up for the 1990 Homecoming as a very im- event, such as; ihc Olympics ponani lime himself "and cer­ wiih the vasi selection of did noi iciurn as ofien as Ihey Alumni Reunion, Chancellor's on the Mall on Monday, ihe tainly for the alums." He tries alumni events. do now. Reception for Alumni, Faculty Sidewalk Chalk Conicsi and to atlend some of the alumni He says it's a "continuing Lined up for this year's and Staff, and Reunion 1990. the Popcorn Conccri on Tues­ gaihcrings but finds lhai he statement of our communiiy* alumni events are several op- With Homecoming quickly day, lhe Homecoming Jeopardy lots of people but, there which is noticed in the more lions. The Alumni Associa­ approaching, many of ihc Game Show on Wednesday, the little 1 > talk. For conceited efforts to establish tion Annual Meeting and Re- alumni are preparing for lheir Hall Decorating Contest Thurs­ "bases of iniciesi* for alumni u-pii;>n i* ,:n Friday, and Sat­ return to continue lheir support day, Coronalion and Pep-fesi vivid lhan those of his under­ by specifically inviting a cer­ urday hosts, a Phi Mu Delta of ihc Cougars and the UMM on Friday, and the Homecom­ graduate years. tain class or major or special Reunion, Science and Maih campus. ing Parade, Foot-ball Game and McRoberts feels lhai the interesi group for ihe weekend. Dance on Saturday, it is obvi­ emphasis of Homecoming in For Carlson, Homecoming 1990 UMM Alumni Career fair Parlicipar ous lhat the events have greaily receni years has been placed during his undcr-graduatc years expanded .since then. upon the returning alumni and was basically "a formality." 1977 During his school years. their activities. This is evident He noted that even the alumni David J. Moe . ' '.'(.-e:e,-en 1965

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To The Students of UMM:

Jjuf. year we asked 25 UMM alumni for a donation. We didn't ask for money (this time), we asked for something more valuable-their time. They joined the first annual Alumni Career Fair. This year we've upped the ante-we've asked 50 UMM alumni for a day of their time.

Why would 50 people take a day from their busy schedule to return to Morris? Think about it UMM must mean something to them. They are coming from as far as New Jersey, and as dose as downtown Morris. They are coming from all major courses of study. They are coming from a multitude of occupations. They are coming to talk with YOU. Whafs in it for YOU to donate some of your valuable time to meet with these 50 alumni? Answers to questions like "how did you end up as __ after graduating from UMM as a major? One good reason might be, you may be surprised to find the paths that our alumni have taken: A Speech major who ends up as a Vice President of a title company; A Biology major who now heads the Human Resource function of a Fortune 500 company: A variety of people who have ended up as Lawyers. Just to name a few.

As alumni, we think the Career Fair is time well spent. I have heard many of last year's alumni participants say, "I wish we would have had this kind of experience when I was a student" If YOU are wondering what that History major can get you in the outside world, talk with someone who knows. If you think you would like to get into a specific field, and would like to ask someone who is practicing that occupation, here's your chance. What are the advantages/ disadvantages of working in the private sector or the public sector? Find out from alumni who work in both sectors.

I'm looking forward to meeting with you and discussing.

FOR THUBRUNSWICK CORPORATION Pane 12 • University Regis, October 24. 1990 Arts & Entertainment Cry Freedom has important message

I burn! I could chew glass blacks v and grind my teeth on a cold I wanted to yell "Lies!" millstone. What words are throw somelhing strong enough to spew out this That is why movies like Cry molten anger or gag with this Freedom arc so effective. The gnawing frustration. [ could honcydewed views of Souih shout injustice! 1 could scream African officials arc slapped oppression! I will cry freedom! against the bare rcali The latcs CAC film. Cry violence which is so blatanily Freedom, shown last Sunday is obvious, no one can deny the a must-see. People need io oppression.- experience this film not only The aciing in this film •< widen iheir education but also very effective. Kevin JSJrtt, al!"i. their humanity. Kline, as Donald Woods, stared cry r.„(|OT documents Ihc at lhe scenes wiih the same iruelifeorSfci^ftBijcQ aSootJl credulous expression as lhe African leader in i...,^,,,, dience. I couldn'i value against apartheid. Tffi ^,Wk, true horror of lhe news reports doesn't focus on lhe lender't..,. on apartheid 1 read uniil giv on ihe South African socictj *;-'II:J1 images from the film. where blacks like Bifco are re­ ;ll(' -'uh.! children died and pressed in all aspects of life, -imin we,. wounded in a clash from physical violence to cul­ ' aiufprol. tural suppression. This''Mm is Pholo by ,leff Beringer I couldn i coirtwnenu 7oo also about Donald Woods, a • from lasl .Saturday's performance of Dunce Kaleidoscope: murders unlil I -:,w.,k. nlm. South African newspaper editor The police picked oul h^y^ who must decide between join­ as largets; they gunned do„n ing Biko against lhe govern- children, shooting them in the Dance Kaleidoscope impresses audience back as iRoy ran away. This is ending v•viih i cycle of disharmony. ixpn and possibly violence . The number, "Dream Different", conveyed the most open sense of modernity of any of Dance Tlie name Dunce Kttleiji>wpe apily sums up Kaleidoscope's pieces. It did nol have a clear many films aboul social evils; curses anil groans. ihis modern dance iroupc. Willi nine performers story line ihe way "Issue" did, nor was it simply Mississippi Burning, and Glory Ycl io hold on io iliei ilicy create dance iiumhers mat differ in visual breaihiaking lo watch as "Unhreakahlc;" insicad first come 10 mind. The direc­ emotions would have been style and emotional response, jusl as each Iwisl it produced emotion with images. tor bids nothing back In deliv­ against all thai Steve Biko of a real kaleidoscope crcalcs a new pattern lo Whenever Ihc dancers inieiacied, an impression ering the film's message. In professed. He called for peace­ "ooh and ah" over. of dead weight appeared lime alter lime. In fact, ihc firsl few minulos, viewers ful resistance to apartheid As I sircamcd in with die audience lo claim a calling the partnering of dancers interaction is are dropped into a bloody scene peace among the races, and a seal, I saw ihc siage covered with bottles, in­ incorrect. They acted apathetic towards each wiih government troops raiding plural sociely. A country creasing my curiosity; and when 1 checked my othcrandrejcciingi.il any reaching oul by another a black shamy town. where both races could be free program ii listed "Ln breakable" as llic firsl num­ person. A sense of futility pervaded. This con­ Bulldozers drive over shelters lo sense lheir own humanity ber. "Unbreakable" sel die lone for liie evening. tinued until Ihc lasl couple ol' miniues when they of cardboard and corrugated and coniribuic to a better Souih The fluidity of movemeni gave ihc impression paired off, giving and receiving hugs and em­ steel; soldiers bcai, rape, and Africa. He didn'l wanl of liquid flowing inlo the boulcs ihey used as braces, creating an endine. ol hope lo a seemingly kill ihc people in senseless benefits of being while, bul props. The unity or Ihc group; lhe trust, liming, hopeless oudook to life. mayhem. The next scene ralhcr wanted blacks u and dexterity they all possessed to carry off the All lhe dance moves revolved around a single shows a black woman listening Cry I'reedom lo p. 14 number without a single piece of glass broken Overstuffed chair in "Family", starling wiih the lo a radio report of the incident. impressed inc. "family photo" in which all lhe dancers froze for The music heightened the performance by a moment, posing for the imaginary camera in weaving lhe sound of sham-ring glass and hollow die audience. notes like when air blows over an empty boiile. From there Ihc dancing broke up inlo clips of "Issue" was llic name of the second dance. A real family life behind ihc perfect picture. A Fa­ pair of dancers came out. The woman wore a ther slouched in front of the "TV" {complete with velvet dress and the man wore a suit, giving ihc the oui-of-daic plaid shin io contrast with ihe impression of a married couple. They started children's stylish paisley outfils), teenagers at- with a normal ballroom dance slyle dial quickly icmpling lheir firsl kiss, mom and dad, and the transformed inlo a sliffness reminiscent of pup­ play and bickering between children. The num­ $1 pets on a siring. The quirky aciions of Ihc ber ended where it began, lhe family photo. dancers elicited laughs from llic audience when "Aqua Blue", appropriately enough, was a lhcy resumed the ballroom style, except instead beach scene. When the fust few dancers wandered Pre-Seasosf of the man putting his hand at the small of her in ihey looked like ihey wore only swimsuiis, back, his fingers wrapped around her throai. but actually the dancers were covered neck to toes Open House Sale! The "issue" proved to be domestic disputes. in nude colored body suits with stylized swim- The performance contained humor in lhe way suits painted on them. Discount Season Passes on Sale Now: lhcy inicracted, until a third dancer joined ihem as The dancers played up ihe stereotypical ideas of Thursday Student Pass (w/o rentals)..$25.00 lheir daughter. Ai an interlude in ihc dance, the women and men on the beach, The women, as a Thursday Student Pass (w/rentals) $50.00 girl lold of her childhood monster which awoke group, showed off the ideal of feminine grace. whenever she touched imaginary diagonal lines, Then lhe men look over, posing wiih flexed causing her to jump from point lo poini instead muscles between dance moves. Together, they of walking. The story contained a clear analogy, continued with variaiions on the beach/summer ' • . •: ' 1111 h with the monster symbolizing ihc fights between sicrcotypc, but with a a sense of poking fun at j Located only j her parents, and as a child she believed she caused these physical ideals. Ii carried over into their \35 minutes from\ 1 them by "misstopping." bows when several of the women and men posed Wednesday, Ociober 24 When ihc adults reappeared, lhe music included with flexing "muscles," | Morris!!! j 12:00 Noon- 9:00 PM Thursday, October 25 voices of a man and woman arguing, which I felt I cannot express the intensity of this perfor­ j Call for more info: 1 12:111) Noon- 9:00 PM did not help unfold the relationship of the family, mance ihrough words. Seeing Dance Kaleido­ J 9 6 5-2455 Friday, Ociober 26 because my attention focused on trying lo hear scope set lhe audience in the midst of perfection I 965-2576 " 12:110 N,.im -9:0OPM the conversation, instead of conccntraiing on of teamwork and fluidly controlled grace. They Saturday, Ociober 27 what was lold louder through dance. epitomized the idea of dance, conveying a mes­ 10:00 AM-o:00I'M sage wilhoul words. The dance was as personal Sunday, October 2S Dismay accompanied the second half of the 10:00 AM - 6:00 PM song as the daughter began io Imitate her mother, as ihc mind chose lo interpret it. October 24, 1990 iiuverji!: Ki-ijisu-r • I'.ny I.-,

Woods tells his tale Woman composers showcased in recital

Chris PJsch< Ahcrn dressed in Old West Donald Woods, a South SUIT Reporter style clothing lo perfori African journalist and author of "Songs for Letters". Written the book, Biko. spoke ai the Facully members Jancl Ah­ by Libby Larsen, the songs P.E, Ccnicr on Monday night. crn and Kay Carlson gave a were inspired by letters from His speech was enlilled, "Cry wonderful reciial last Friday. Martha Jane Canary Hickock Freedom. Souih Africa Revis­ Ahcrn sang mezzo-soprano, (Calamity Jane) to her daughter ited," and he talked about his while Carlson accompanied on friend, Steve Biko. Biko was a piano and organ. The recital, Amy Beach composed ihc leader of the Black Conscious­ entitled What is Love? ncxl lwo songs, "O Mistress ness movemeni in South showcased two centuries of Mine" and "Take, O Take Africa, who was killed by women composers. these Lips Away", as settings South African police in 1977. The reciial began with ihrce for ihe Shakespearean sonncis Woods also focused on his songs by German composer of lhe same name. experiences as a banned critic Louise Rcichardt, "Simplicclla Carrie Jacobs Bond, and was an of apartheid in exile for 12 Tortorclla", "Ombre a mc" and aptly tilled group of light, years (a banned person in "Giusto amor". Reichardt winy songs. Souih Africa cannot travel, be wrole the songs as sellings for The first half of lhe recital, in a room with more than one poems by Italian librettisi made up of traditional style person at a lime, publish, or Pieiro Metastasio. numbers by European com­ have anything published that Next were lwo songs by posers, had a somber, he or she says). Mosl impor­ French composer Lili reflective, and, at times, tantly, he spoke about the fu­ Boulangcr, "Vous m'avez re- pleading feel. The second half, ture of apartheid in South made up of more avant-garde Africa. Woods gave a very ed- The University was honored which is based on poems by numbers by American com­ ucational and entertaining speak Monday evening. Francis Jammes, and "Pie posers, bad ils share of somber speech, and he clearly enjoys African whites slill support European audiences of the in­ Jcsu", which Boulangcr diciaied pieces, but, on the whole, had speaking about these topics. apartheid. Despite these justice of apartheid and that the from her deathbed. a lighter, happier feel. However, the speech seemed a problems. Woods is optimisiic best way to do this was to The next song was written As for lhe performances bit too light-hearted for the about his country's future. He show how a white, middle by German composer Clara Ahern was magnificen subject matter. believes that South Africa class man and his family Wicck Schumann. Entitled throughout, as was Carlson Woods spent his twelve "brings out the good qualities" changed their beliefs upon see­ "Ich hab' in Dcincm Augc", it Ahern's range fit lhe song: years in exile campaigning for of its people, and that only a ing the horrible ireatment of serves as a setting for poems beautifully, and Carlson's ac economic sanctions against small percentage are really bad. their fellow countrymen. Per­ by the poet Ruckert, companiment played off tht South Africa. Reeling from He stressed the "humanity of haps it is unfortunate that as The ncxl three songs, vocals nicely, particularly or sanctions by nations and Africa", and how almost no whites, we can only relate to a "Fruhling", "Schwanenlicd", corporations around the world, African country ever retaliated white perspective, but for now, and "Nach Sudcn", were the South African government against its white population it's the truth, posed by Fanny has taken several steps loward after gaining independence from Donald Woods is a very tal­ Mendelssohn Hensel, Felix the abolition of aparihcid. the European powers lhat ented speaker and he had many • Undo:.-, olin'ssister. Black leader Nelson Mandela controlled it. He is opiimistic important things to say; how­ was freed in February arier 26 lhat the same will hold Irue for ever, I felt uncomfortable by years of imprisonment. The South Africa. some of lhe Ihings he said. He ban on 42 people, including Although he received much called his exile "enjoyable" and Woods, was lifted. However, attention after being banned in his defying of government or­ Spring arts the end of aparihcid is still 1977, and from his books, ders "great fun." During this, I several years away. Woods Biko and Asking for Trouble. couldn't stop ihinking about said, and there arc "terrible the brightest spotlight was Steve Biko, and his fate. Bolh problems" looming in the ' provided by Cry Freedom, the men spoke against apartheid, too-distant' future. On tour set e such film based on his two books. were banned, and defied the problem is the popula Many critics blasted the movie ban. Steve Biko was impris­ South Africa, which i for ils "arm-chair liberalism." oned, tortured and killed. meeting and discussion with a jected to reach 60 mill Ibj They believed it was Donald Woods escaped, pub­ No'A's Release Broadway performer, lour of a the year 2000. Another hypocritical for a movie that lished two books, and a movie theatrical costume house. The maximum cosi for the lour obstacle is how to provide heavily criticized Ihc belief that was based on his experiences. Reservations are now being package wall be approximately employment and housing for whiles are superior and more This comparison may be unfair taken for the the premiere Uni­ S622 to S657 per person and all those people, of which the important lhan blacks to fea- to Woods, bul it does tell us versity of Minnesota, Morris could be reduced if support overwhelming majority is somelhing aboul our world and 1991 Arts Tour of New York funding (currently being ex­ black. Another problem characier, namely Woods. the r i that Cily. This is an educationally plored) comes through. Woods addressed is the black Woods admitted thai this is an . there. Two friends fought oriented tour for which aca­ youths of South Africa who are honest reaction for anyone ex­ the system. The black man demic credit is offered and it is Early reservations must be alienated and dehumanized by pecting a movie about only was killed. The white man open to all UMM studenls. made in order to secure hotel lhe violence and hatred lhai Steve Biko, but he said lhat prospered. Racial inequality is The group will depart from space and tickets for one or they experience. A startling they arc wrong lo criticize it alive and well. Morris on Thursday, March 21 more of the smash hit produc­ fact that is a major problem is because or ils focus. The and return on Friday, March tions now playing or soon to that 75 percent of South movie persuades American and 29. Reservations al this time open. Places arc limited lo 35. are open only to UMM stu­ Show lickcts and room dents but later on may be reservations cannot be guaran­ available to regional citizens teed after December 15. Lovers opens theatre season and persons from the Univer­ A deposit of S250 will con­ sity's Twin Cilics campus. firm a reservation if made by December 15. If you wish to the stage. They talk about a the resistance of Hanna's The tour package includes put your name on the tentative young girl and boy who have mother, played by Jennifer round-trip transporiation tour list and submit your de­ News Rel."is-- gone to a hill overlooking their Main (Gaylord) lo get married; (chancrcd bus), six nighls posit later than December 15, community to study for their ihen they have to move in with lodging (quad rooms), tickcis you may do so. Anyone inter­ The University of Min­ final exams. Joe, played by her aficr the wedding. The io five performances; including ested in learning more about nesota, Morris theatre depart­ Mike Gocuig (Worth ington) climax comes when Andy is 2 Broadway shows, 1 Off- ihc lour or making re ment will open its 1990-91 and Mag, played by Melissa given an article oul of a news­ Broadway Show, 1 opera and I should immediately c season with Brian Fricl's Nyman (Bassel), talk, frolic paper and announces his dis­ dance or musical concert. Also lour coordinators: Lovers, an Irish comedy, to be and study in a brilliant piece of covery in such a way that included will be 2 admissions presented in the Proscenium drama that illuminates an chaos erupts in the household. to art museums (Metropolitan, Theatre in the Humanities Fine Irishman's funny-sad view of Directing Ihis fall's produc­ Guggenheim or Museum of Arts Center, al 8:15 p.m. Nov, the soul of Ireland. tion will be Raymond J. Modern Art) and prc-dcpariurc 14-17. The second part of Lovers is Lammers, professor of theatre and New York orientation ses­ Lovers has two parts. In about an older couple. Andy, arts. Professor Tap Payne will sions. Other possibilities the first, two commentators, played by Matlhcw Castcns create the designs. Assistant (depending upon cost and Scott Burroughs (Austin) and (Chanhassen), and Hanna, directors are Katherine Pomcr- availability) include up lo two Chorion Underwood (Chicago, played by Ann Michels ankc, Parker's Prairc, and Lau­ of the following: backsiage 111.) speak from eilher side of (Faribault), have to overcome relei Wallace. lour of a Broadway theatre. Page 14 - [•'/:;.• rSJI •_' October 24. 1990 Which shots are needed? A Immunization from p. i Dipiheria-TetanusfDT) shot has If you haven't been vacci­ to have been received within nated yet, you might want to the last 10 years, and the do it soon because some new MMR (Measles-Mumps- enforcements are making it Rubella) is needed at least once difficult not to be. after the age of one. DT shots will be given at Answers 5^ mandatory by law for college Health Service October 23 and studenls. Also, students won't 30. Rossberg also said lhat be able to icgister for winter funds can be given out for the quarter classes without a cur­ MMR shot. rent immunization record The only exempt sludents are Often people come to Stu­ ing column giving you the (rejlislraliyi'. begins November those with opposing religious dent Counseling for answers. opportunity to write in with 5). beliefs. Rossberg states lhat Many expect that these answers specific quesiions and have The campus healih service is even older non-traditional stu­ Answers, 5 cents. Sounds a will lake lhe form of advice; them answered in print by sending out memos to those dents and professors should bit simplistic, doesn't it? And lell mc what lo do and I'll do it John, Gale, Beth and Linda in who slill need to receive their update their immunization bold, to offer answers to life's - give me the 5 cent answer. Student Counseling (look oul, vaccinations. records, for their previous vac­ problems for a mere five cents. Dear Abby!) If you want in­ In Studeni Counseling, we "Roughly 20% of UMM cinations were probably nol as Appealing though — ask a formation, help in locating re­ don't offer the simple answer studenls still need to be vacci­ effective as the ones given to- question, get an answer - sources, or even advice (unless you're asking for nated," stated Rossberg. problem solved. straightforward information (suggestions only!) on recom­ mended ways of dealing with The appeal of the easy an­ like "When is the next GRE Cry Freedom from p. 12 your problems, just ASK. show how •the education and swer is evident in the popular­ offered on campus?"), Wc be­ proud of their own heritage and lieve that it is more important political systems suppressed ity of advice columns - how We'll print the leiters (altered not to be trained into lhe white black consciousness. Biko many of us turn to Dear Abby lo help you find your own an­ 10 preserve confidentiality if culture. Biko was imprisoned, swer, lo leam how to solve alluded io il several times but as soon as wc open the news­ necessary) in upcoming issues tortured, and murdered, but the it isn't given the full treatment paper? (After the comics, of your own problems. We can of the Universiiy Register. official cause of dcaih was a offer you alternatives, re­ as it was in Spike Lee's Do ihe course - you can't pass up ihc Anything goes -- questions on "hunger strike." Right Thing. latesi antics of Calvin and sources, and support. You academic advising, career is­ Hobbes.) must make the choice lhat is The film could have focused The filming is good, but not sues, relationship issues, or more on the suppression of best for you. any other personal issue excellent. The message is Here w>e can read aboul the black identity. It spent a lot of more important here lhan the problems other people are fac­ Well, we're still not in the (depression, anxiety, eating disorders - you name ii!). time on physical harassment, acting or directing, and for this ing, and ihen read ihc pithy business of giving "advice," even bruialily, but it didn't reason, I give il a solemn nod. wisdom of Abby, neally sum­ bul we've decided io begin of­ Just drop your question in ming up lhe problem and ad­ fering a new forum for UMM campus mail, addressed to phone connection to the vising the writer (Stressed in students to gci information and "Student Counseling - AN­ prodecdings in the Behmler Schcncctcdy, Confused in resources on issues you are SWERS" and watch the paper. Hall Conference Room. Chatanooga, or Lonely in facing - a campus advice col- We'll try to give you your 5 There will be a mecling of Included on the Senate Lowell) of their best course of the University Senate on agenda will be the President's "Answers" will be an ongo- Thursday, November 1, in 90-91 policy agenda, a pi Room 25 Law Building, Min­ posal to ban scheduling c neapolis campus at about 3:45 Iracurricular events during following the meeting of sludy day or finals week, and a the Twin Cilies Campus As- statement on search procedures ibly. There will be a tele­ for academic positions.

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Warning: this editor bites ^collegiate crosswordl priorities into a tight schedule. Do you h< what it takes to be extraordinary? I ne £ thought I did. I'm finding I was wrong. I'm a college student, just like most of you Someone once said America is stagnating be­ ts ' 13 reading this. I have a lot of friends who arc just cause our people are too diversified; thai oi 14 lb like you. Well, they're not exactly like you. In tion is not pure. In fact, America is stagnating some ways ihey are different, as all people are because we have run out of extraordinary peopli 16 | different. But some of my friends get hurl be­ those willing to give whatever it takes to suc­ •Ii/ cause they arc different. And I have felt their ceed, no matter how difficult or thankless the 18 HI19 i0 i\ Ht^ pain almost as if it were my own. It takes task may be. >3 M >b >b something extraordinary in a person to act on I may not ever be a John F. Kennedy or a someone else's pain. I'm not bragging, only Martin Luther King Jr., bui I will strive to be 27 is telling the truth. extraordinary in my efforts to work with my These friends of mine are designated as friends in bridging the gap between different cul­ 3U H "minorities", which is a falsehood. In the nation tures on Earth (i.e. "race", religion, sexual 32 33 3I4 I live in, whites are minorities. My nation is preference, gender). ,b Earth, where I defy humankind's artificial bound­ The bottom line is this: Do you have what it aries. In my heart I feel the union between my­ takes to be a full member of the human race? No 1 '1 I • self and my "minority" brothers and sisters, but excuses anymore. If we can't take the time to L H 1 in my eyes I see the gap, lhe reality of where we fight for what we believe in, we're doomed to 4b ¥ 1 I • really stand. mediocrity or worse. I'd like to think we've got ¥ F How can I bridge that gap? I don't know. more pluck left in us than that. 48 49 EO bl Maybe lhe answer lies noi in myself alone, but If you care at all about what has been going on wiih my "minority" friends and myself. Dis­ between our cultures, come to Peter Whelan's cussing our nation's current discrimination prob­ tonight, October 24 from 5 pm to 11 pm. He &! lem earlier ihis week al Peter Whelan's house lives at 401 East Fourth Street. No strings at­ opened my eyes to my duly, and many others Ml " ©Edward Julius • tached. You show up and we'll lalk. But don'l also found some answers. bring any excuses, because you've either goi it 4 or you don't. ACROSS ' but'"°Sr~ 20 — c"! (rootnote I'm a very busy person. Many college students 1 Where one might 43 Return on invest- abbreviation) are busy. Il lakes an extraordinary person to fil

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the last three years, I've iried to education here at good ole plan. I'm scared as hell. think about it, whal arc some avoid that subject. Lasl year, I UMM, 1 have to fork over I see college as a transitional of the toughest things that we finally decided lhai ii might be more moola jusl to graduate'.'! period in life-a little higher up encounter as college students? Lately, I've heard a lot of time to declare a major, so I What a bonus. the ladder of life lhan high Long food service lines, long people talking about how sick did. No problem. Anyway, ii was a lot of info school senior, but not quite up fee payment lines, long book­ they are of going to classes, Last year, I also decided that to handle all at once. Why did to the rung of self-supporting, store lines. Hard classes, hard and of going to school. Fel­ I try so hard to graduate in four tax-paying, work-goer. What a tesis, hard labs. Lack of sleep, low seniors talk of how anx­ thinking about what I want to years? Heck, I should take an HUGE step, let me lell ya. I lack of lime, lack of money. ious they are to find a real job do with ihis major. Nol loo extra year just to prepare for think I may need a hoist for Too many beers, too many and make some real money. big of a problem. graduation. this one. hangovers, loo many overnight Well, 1 sure ain't sick of This year I'm supposed to I don'l know why I'm gelling We always talk about how guests. school, and I sure ain't anxious decide what to do with this so riled up about lhe whole tough college is. Sure, il's I don't know aboul you, but to get out. B.A. I've earned, or hope to thing. I've always been one of tougher than high school, but I think lhai things could be a Sjire, we all have a day, once earn, and what I want 10 do those kids who started planning so are most things. Sure, we lot worse. What we have now, in awhile, when it seems as if with lhe rest of my life. BIG out their entire life in the third have to study, take tesis, go io we can count on. Who knows one more lecture will induce a PROBLEM. Heck, I have a grade. Bul, now that I'm here class, and be broke for four what will happen when we complete mental breakdown. hard enough lime trying to and il's time to activate the years. But, when you really Senioritis to p. is However, never fear, for there figure out what lo wear each is a temporary cure-skip class. day. But, for some, it isn't just an Everything seems to hit ya occasional occurrence. It's a all at once. I went lo my se­ day-in, day-out, "Get me the nior meeting—what a rude 'TAffiB€@m hell out of here right now" awakening. These people goi kind of sickness. This varia­ up and spewed things at me tion isn't usually cured until like placement services, gradu­ Capricorn Taurus Vir the reality of life-afier-college ate en Iran ce exams, graduate December 22 - January 19 April 20 - Mav 20 August 23 - September 22 kicks in—a moment which school, loan exit interviews, You are the master. Later this week, in a If you think you are tends to coincide wiih the resumes, senior seminars, se­ wearing off of the graduation nior graduation meetings, All others are inferior to flight of panic, you will just an ornament lo dec­ night hangover. graduation fees...Wait, I must you and your worldly experience a tragedy. orate other people's live; Being a senior and all, I'm pause here. You mean io lell powers. You have the In order to have any you are dead wrong. supposed to start thinking me lhat after investing some authority to sway all chance at all of avoiding Your sweetness has gone about life after college. For 25,000 or so dollars into my others to follow you. this awful fate, maintain sour! a cool head. Aquarius MPIRG is your voice January 20 - February 18 Gemini October 22 Rumors are spreading Mav 21 - June 20 You've fallen behind i wildfire. Soon you You must have ab­ keeping in touch with old i no longer be able to soluteness in your life. friends. Let Ihem know that you're still thinking MPIRG is Minnesota Public Interest Research Group. Whal show your face in public. Without it you are at a does that mean? It means lhat MPIRG is a group run by studenls Watch out I loss. You look for the of them. Drop them i for studeni interests in Minnesota. concrete and solid facts! note. MPIRG gives students the power to make a difference in the is­ Pisces sues they arc concerned about. Through MPIRG, students not only Scorpio have a financial base to use for programs, bul also lhe help of a February 19 - March 20 Cancer qualiticd staff of researchers that provide information to back up You've finally grown up June 21 - July 22 October 23 - Noyember 21 those efforts. and matured to perfec­ Disruptions in your life If only life was a beach MPIRG was founded in the early 1970's. During this lime stu­ tion. The childish side of will soon resolve them­ then I'm sure you'd meet dents were growing frustraicd by iheir inability lo be recognized as you is only a dead corpse selves. Technical ad­ the babe/hunk of your a legitimate voice in campus or political affairs. So students got n the closet. Keep it vances as well as dreams scantily clad, together and demanded through a majority petition that the Univer­ sity of Minnesota add a fee to luition statements that would go to there! mechanical cooperation lounging in the sand, as MPIRG. Through this fee studenls would have the financial sup­ will also improve your they waited for you to port to form a solid organization representing lhe siudeni voice. Aries life. come along. Today MPIRG has grown from that one chapter at the U of M lo March 21 - April 19 nine campuses around lhe slate, including UMM, UMD, Carlcton, Take it easy this Macale.sier, Hamline. St. Catherines, Augsburg, and the William Leo Sagittarius Mitchell College of Law. quarter. You have the July 23 - Altruist 22 November 22 • Decembet Last year some of the issues UMM MPIRG worked for were go-ahead lo blow it off. Your anxiety closet is hunger awareness, recycling, forest preservation, and Earth Day. In This includes all of your about to burst. You've Stammering for the past years MPIRG has been active in tcnani/Iandlord rights, chil­ responsibilities. Jusl filled it to the brim. Now right words you find dren's toy safely, financi;)! aid, ihc nuclear freeze, energy conserva­ is the time to do some tion, and lhe environment. yourself in trouble. Up You can make a difference on these issues. MPIRG meets house cleaning and throw the creek without a pad­ weekly at 7:00 pm, Mondays in Room 2 of the P.E. Annex. out whal is not needed. dle. Beware of Suggestions or comments can also be sent to P.O. 764 or 589- crocodiles! 3821.

HOWEVER, I CM m rm um i PO MAKE AtttiSioN, rrWiu. BE-me BEST MEAL •POSSIBLE, owe* lae C«I5TITUTIOI(.1 October 24, 1990 Everyone, please take a seat

type seals arc those generic Ut­ attempting to pass by. You'd thai way. The only reason I lowing along in your two ile chairs with built-in tables, be belter off rock-climbing, can come up with for that is so books. Il is very sad. found strewn about in the which is what some people are that you can have a higher Anoiher variation on this list e lhai n many various classrooms forced to do. The only way probability of pinching a finger type of desk is found dispersed c found myself in dire around campus. I shall talk you can accomplish ii without or two. And what about elbow throughout HFA. Those or­ need o! an opportunity to just about the latter of the lwo first. resorting to grappling hooks is room? Forget it. I still don't e ange sheet metal desks, again sit down. Running back and Now the basic flaw 1 find by making the already know which arm res: is truly adorned with those useless forth, and back and forth, up wiih auditorium seals is ironi­ "comfortable" person, flip mine. I've figured oul that I flaps. Wiih ihcse desks, lhcy and down stairs, really begins cally their sole reason for down the Hap, stand up, and cannot have both, but which tried to combine the best of to wear on ihis boy. Now existing. Audi lo ri um seals arc fold back the chair just so that arm of mine gets to live? hoili worlds. On one hand it is maybe I'm just a wimp, but convenient, too convenient. there is an aisle. This is nol And the chairs aren't even close indeed a regular desk, just like .sometimes I'm just partial to They arc designed so lhai you ihc happiest mclhod in the to being cushioned. They try any of ihe pastel ones, but on taking a seat. can cram a whole bunch of world. And lalk about leg to fool you with lhat lovely ihc other hand it is a valiant Now one would think that Ihem inlo an area that would be room! Mosl people can't even and oh so appealing blue effort on ihc pan of some there arc innumerable opportu­ otherwise ludicrous lo atlcmpl sirctch oul io their knee-caps, wcaved cloth, but you soon brain-damaged fool to try and nities for the average, run of discover the truth when you combine that with an audito­ Ihc mill college student to sit "I'm not sure about some of you, but I'm pretty sit down for ihc firsl time. rium chair. down, wouldn't you? And you sure that even Neanderthals sat upon stone Let's talk aboul the other No, they don'l Told up, bui would be right loo. However, slabs that were more comfortable than some main lypc of chair found in the these can actually connect io that's nol actually what I'm classrooms on campus. There other chairs al the bottom. So annoyed with ai all. of the surfaces I've sat on lately". arc several variations of this when you go to adjust your Whal is causing this boy lo cram full with, shall wc say. let alone from ihcre on down. desk, bui they all basically chair, you can Like maybe three ample stress is the places on normal chairs. They are dan­ That's why everyone pries their suck. However, ihey do pro­ or four oihcrs with you. Con­ this campus I'm forced lo sit. gerously close io being classi­ knees into lhat small opening vide the studeni with a bit sidering the mathematical con­ I'm nol sure aboul sonic of fied as portable. You could between the two chairs in front more room than those audito­ sequences of this, the person you, bui I'm prciiy sure lhat literally fold [hem up and walk of you, in order lo gain that rium chairs. Drawbacks io on the far end of your chain even Neanderthals sal upon around with one in your back­ these chairs are boundless too, just got one hell of a ride right stone slabs that were more pack with relative ease, if they Areas of highest concern for but Tor different reasons. The into lhe row in from him. comfortable lhan some of lhe weren't bolted down to the these types of chairs arc the paste! ones (you know the ones These are just a couple of surfaces I've sal on lately. floor. Just fold in the Hap and Science Auditorium and the lhat have ihosc contoured seals observations that I have made The most obvious places the scat usually takes care of Cow Palace. Il should be made oul of an unknown, bul concerning ihc differences in where wc all have to sit arc our itself, oficn times doing dam­ known lhat on-iampus movies nevertheless incredibly hard sitting paraphernalia. Even classes. Depending upon what age to your seat. have been chosen to appear in subs lance that tests out as a though there arc many more size class you have, you will Another related, yet still re­ the Science Auditorium ihis nine on the mineral hardness worthy examples. 1 lell I had to have one of two basic designs markable feature of the audito­ year-oh joy Yes, can you scale) arc very popular. There Jo justice lo two of the mosl of seals. The firsl type ur scat rium seat is, as I mentioned, imagine a worse torture than is about enough room on one popular. I don't think I've encountered is the auditorium the close proximity in which two hours in ibis horrid fetal of those (or your pencil and, if come to any conclusions as to seat which is generally found you find yourself to the other posiiion? Nevertheless, the you lay it out tight, your can what to do about Ibis horrid in most of the very large seats. To begin with, the Cow Palace is worse To be­ of pop. Meanwhile, ihe pro­ problem of ours, but I don't classes. These scats also play aisles are designed in such a gin with, everyone taking iheir fessor is up at a uhtc that seals suppose lever will. a large role in many of the way that when the scat is first class in [here has trouble six colilioilably, wondering movies, lectures, and perfor­ pulled down, that's it. After a with their book flaps. It just why you cannol keep up writ­ mances on campus. The other scat falls you can forget about isn't light tor them to swing ing in your notebook and fol­

The Student DFL P thanks the Charlie Berg StateSenator District 11 legislators for their support for the Student Center.

Chuck Brown We urge UMM students State Representative Dist.llA(including UMM) to help re-elect them on election day, Tuesday, November 6th

Clair Nelson te Representath Dist.1 IB Prepared and Paid for by UMM Siudeni DFL. : IK • Universii'. Ri',[i.\:i'r October 24, 1990 What were you doing last night?

done it yet because I haven't fail, a good three hours, four derful tricks on the 'round lhe aboul staying up 'til the rooster had time and besides, I work cokes, and two candy bars inlo clock studicr as well. When crows is, yes, the work gets best under pressure," and de­ lhe session I experience the not focused on the pain in the done. Actually there is no It's amazing what the body pression, "I'll never graduate, most incredible case of gut rot lower back or the cramps in the choice in finishing or not. I can do. More specifically, it's I'm a blockhead, 1 might as ever diagnosed by Health Ser­ tired typing hands, it will mean, if your going to almost amazing what the college body well drop lhe (expletive omit­ vice. This I attribute to ten­ wander to all sorts of psycho­ kill yourself for the sake of ed­ can do. I am referring to the ted) class. Boo Hoo." sion and nerves, once again re­ logical regions. My favorite of ucation, your only salvation is sheer agony of that ritual prac­ Finally, the student enters a verting back to the denial all these regions is the delirium the fact lhai, after twelve hours ticed by 18-22 years old ma­ sLagc of acceptance quickly stage. zone. Only a fool or a college of bleary eyed book gazing or triculating at any instilute of followed by forced pep and en­ Towards the completion of siudent up way past normal weary wriling, you can walk higher education - the all- thusiasm in attempts to get the all-nighter, usually about human times can find humor, into class prepared or with a nighter. This physical and psyched up for lhe wee hour four o'clock a. m. or later, if no, hysieria in the fact that finished product menial torture, vehemently work. For me, ihis usually one truly engages in a bonafide he/she has only a paragraph Granted you probably walk preached against but still a bi­ includes telling everyone I multiple hour session, there written on a twelve-page re- in wearing sweats, thick weekly habit, can bring ihe know that I'll be up until comes the headache, lhe dry and body and mind through a wide dawn, in order to get sympathy glasses, bad breath and messy itchy contacts, the kink in ihe It is not unusual to find the range of states of being, and support, and allowing my­ hair, but with a finished prod­ neck (I'm working my way student convulsed with laughter healthy or otherwise. self lo indulge in a treat, or uct. Do I reccommend that all down now), the aforementioned upon discovering lhat the leg eight, because if I'm going to undergraduates try this? Only Before one even begins one's heartburn, and the pancake muscles have atrophied after put my mind and body through if you must, and if you're any-. around lhe clock study session, butt. This last ailment you get four hours of sitting on them. hell, I deserve a little, well a thing like me, i.e. more or less there is the week long worry­ if, as an unexperienced night- Perhaps saddest of all is the lot, of chocolate. normal, I'll bet you do. ing, brought about by procras­ owl, you forget to bring a pil­ giggling instead of crying tination. Also in this prelude The physical sufferings en­ low to add io your already suf- when you realize that only are waves of denial, "I don't countered due to the all-nighter padding, anoiher result your feet can fall asleep and have that much homework to are a direct result of these treats ofir do," rationalization, "1 haven't (notice the plural). Without The mind likes to play won- Perhaps the only good thing

Senioritis from p. ie leave here? 1 know, as a result of my parents telling, thai if The Asian Student you have confidence in your­ self, you can do anything that you want to do. Well, some­ Association Week times the only thing that I have confidence in is the fact that I really like college-the safe little haven lhat it is-and October 29-November 3, 1990 it's going to be mighty hard and mighty scary to leave. All invited

Monday, October 29, 1990 mom/ Film "The Last Emperor" Science Auditorium 8:15 p.m. S TARTS FRIDAY Refreshments and Discussion led by Dr. Mimi Frenier

Tuesday, October 30, 1990 DARK Co-Sponsorship with SLDC, Leadership Dinner at 5:30 p.m Morris Community Center-Guest Dr. Tobin Barrozo, President Metropolitan State University. Presentation by Dr. Barrozo "The Higher Education in the 21st Century," at 8:15 p.m. Science Auditorium. Reception to follow.

Wednesday, October 31, 1990 Dr. Mimi Frenier "Vietnam 1990." 3:00 p.m. HFA Recital Hall, 4:00 p.m. student panel discussion and refreshments

Thursday, Novemberl, 1990 8:15 p.m. Science Auditorium "Cultural Change in China," by Lin Bing and Zhiling Yang. Reception to follow.

Friday, November 2, 1990 9:00-12:00 p.m. Dance P.E. Annex-FREE POP

Saturday, November 3, 1990 8:15 p.m. Science Auditorium movie "The Killing Fields" October 24, IWO University A,'!•:;,••• ,v •• • l';1:\- i' Classifieds

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