Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM
Sun Sep 18, 2011
06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG
The Power of the Bible: Episode 1 Religious programme.
06:30 THE BARGEE 1964 Repeat PG
The Bargee When a lock-keeper entrusts his daughter with a canal Casanova he is shocked to learn that she is pregnant. He then refuses to open his locks - causing barges to pile up in every direction until the guilty party confesses.
Starring: Harry Corbett, Hugh Griffith, Eric Sykes, Julia Foster, Ronnie Barker, Eric Barker, Miriam Karlin
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Sexual References
08:40 THE GHOST OF ST. MICHAEL'S 1941 Repeat PG
The Ghost of St. Michael's When a boy's school is relocated to a haunted Scottish castle during World War II, a school teacher suspects that a murderer lives among them after faculty members meet mysterious deaths.
Starring: Charles Hawtrey, Will Hay, Claude Hulbert
Cons.Advice: Supernatural Themes
10:20 MISS ROBIN HOOD 1952 Repeat WS G
Miss Robin Hood
A modern female Robin Hood doing good for all.
Starring: Margaret Rutherford, Sid James
11:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat PG
Adam Harvey: Falling into Place
Music Special.
12:00 LITTLE WOMEN 1949 Captioned Repeat WS G
Little Women Film adaptation of Louisa May Alcott's beloved novel about four daughters of a New England family who fight for happiness during the Civil War. Starring: June Allyson, Elizabeth Taylor, Janet Leigh, Margaret O'brien, Peter Lawford, Rossano Brazzi, Mary Astor
14:30 GETAWAY Captioned WS PG
Kate travels to the Philippines to revisit her family heritage; Dermott visits the new casino capital of the world Macau; Jules takes a day trip to Rottnest island off Perth and Kelly visits little known Pumpkin Island off Rockhampton in Queensland. Plus, Catriona takes a guided walk on beautiful Maria Island near Hobart.
15:00 THE GUNS OF NAVARONE 1961 Repeat HD WS PG
The Guns Of Navarone
In the darkest days of WWII, the Nazis hold the Aegean Seas against all the might of the Allied forces. A small group of daring commandos attempt an impossible assault against an invincible army - their life or death mission: to destroy the guns of Navarone.
Starring: Gregory Peck, David Niven, Anthony Quinn, Stanley Baker, Anthony Quayle, James Darren, Irene Papas
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Mild Coarse Language
18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Miles To Go Rose learns that her boyfriend Miles is really Nicholas Carbone, a mob witness relocated to Miami by the Witness Protection Program.
18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G
Bridlington Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G
For the first time in ages, Jean and Lionel have the house to themselves following Judith s wedding and Sandy s departure with Harry to Canada. Meanwhile, Jean is trying to persuade Lionel to write part two' of his autobiography.
20:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean and Lionel reminisce about their time together, touching upon Jean's piques of jealousy regarding younger women; Judith's and Sandy's relationships; and Lionel's health.
20:30 ELIZABETH 1998 HD WS M
Elizabeth A film of the early years of the reign of Elizabeth I of England and her difficult task of learning what is necessary to be a monarch.
Starring: Cate Blanchett, Geoffry Rush, Ralph Fiennes, Richard Attenborough, Fanny Ardant
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sex Scenes
23:05 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Giant Poking Device
Monica accidently injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
23:35 NEIL SIMON'S THE GOODBYE GIRL 2004 WS TB
Neil Simon's The Goodbye Girl A classic film about a dumped-on divorcee and an aspiring actor who become unwilling roommates in a New York City apartment.
Starring: Jeff Daniels, Patricia Heaton, Hallie Kate Eisenberg, Lynda Boyd, Alan Cumming
01:35 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Sister Of The Bride
Blanche's homosexual brother, Clayton, plans a commitment ceremony with his boyfriend, Doug.
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Miles To Go Rose learns that her boyfriend Miles is really Nicholas Carbone, a mob witness relocated to Miami by the Witness Protection Program.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Sep 19, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Giant Poking Device
Monica accidently injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Football A good-natured football game reveals some serious rivalries; Monica and Ross compete for the 'Geller Cup' while Joey and Chandler compete for a Dutch girl.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
The Taxman Cometh
An IRS-plagued woman may have killed her informer husband.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 SARABAND FOR DEAD LOVERS 1948 Repeat G
Saraband For Dead Lovers
A young woman marries Prince George but it's far from a love match and she falls for a Swedish Count.
Starring: Stewart Granger, Joan Greenwood, Flora Robson, Frederick Valk, Francoise Rosay, Peter Bull
14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
What Lies Beneath
The Hammersley uncovers a sophisticated drug smuggling network, with explosive results. Mike is convinced the Federal Police are covering up the poisoning death of a marine biologist. Kate is jealous of Mike's relationship with Ursula Morrell, while Nikki struggles to restrain her feelings for ET.
Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Anniversary
Tess decides to hold a party to celebrate Nick's life, but has she really accepted that he's gone?
Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
There Goes The Bride: Part 1
Dorothy and Stan decide to remarry.
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
There Goes The Bride: Part 2
As Dorothy and Stan plan their wedding, the other girls interview potential new roommates.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where Rachel Quits
Rachel quits her job at Central Perk; Joey's new job upsets Pheobe.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters; Rachel meets a handsome stranger who may help her career.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 OCEAN GIANTS Captioned Live HD WS PG
Deep Thinkers This incredible documentary grants unique and privileged access into the magical world of whales and dolphins, uncovering the secrets of their intimate lives as never before.
20:30 UNDER SURVEILLANCE Captioned Repeat WS TB
21:30 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Repeat WS MA
Anna Vincenzo's
Chef Ramsay visits an Italian restaurant in Boca Raton, FL. Owner CC is quick to talk back but desperate for Chef Ramsay s help. Gordon has to shorten Anna Vincenzo s huge menu and teach CC a thing or two about cooking.
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language
22:30 THE BIG C HD WS M
The Little c
Paul plays matchmaker for Andrea and the Ukrainian co-worker he is mentoring; an indiscreet Adam is responsible for jeopardizing Cathy's new job as a swim coach; and Sean contemplates taking the next step with Rebecca and seeks advice on how to go about it.
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References
23:00 WEEDS HD WS M
Object Impermanence Nancy has a run-in with an old acquaintance and Silas gets caught in the crossfire; Andy engages in a new business enterprise that requires Doug and Shane's assistance.
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Drug Use, Some Violence
23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where Rachel Quits
Rachel quits her job at Central Perk; Joey's new job upsets Pheobe.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters; Rachel meets a handsome stranger who may help her career.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
The Taxman Cometh
An IRS-plagued woman may have killed her informer husband.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
There Goes The Bride: Part 1
Dorothy and Stan decide to remarry.
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries. 05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
There Goes The Bride: Part 2
As Dorothy and Stan plan their wedding, the other girls interview potential new roommates.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Tue Sep 20, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where Rachel Quits
Rachel quits her job at Central Perk; Joey's new job upsets Pheobe.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters; Rachel meets a handsome stranger who may help her career.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
From the Horse's Mouth
A clash between Kentucky Thoroughbred breeders leads to murder.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 HOTEL PARADISO 1966 Captioned Repeat PG
Hotel Paradiso Two married people desperately try to keep their affair a secret in this wildly ribald comedy of errors based on the play L'Hotel de Libre Exchange.
Starring: Gina Lollobrigida, Alec Guinness, Robert Morley
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Ghost Of Things Past
The crew uncovers a murder mystery after finding an abandoned catamaran on the high seas. Nikki's navigation skills are tested when Mike insists on doing a search and rescue for a missing sailor. Spider has his first experience of a cyclone, and his first sighting of a ghost ship.
Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Body And Soul
Alex, not coping with Nick's death, goes worryingly missing.
Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Older And Wiser
Sophia becomes the recreational director at a senior centre.
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Melodrama
After fearing him dead, Blanche wants her relationship with Mel Bushman to become more serious.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With All The Jealousy Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy; Monica becomes enamoured with a sexy busboy.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends When Monica and Richard accidently meet, they decide to become friends - but it doesn't stop there. Guest stars Tom Selleck.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 LION COUNTRY HD WS PG
David Youldon takes female lions Sahara, Soriah and Swahili on their first night-hunt, where they must learn to work together, and he asserts his position as leader of the pride when 18-month-old Batoka tests the boundaries of acceptable behaviour at the research trust.
20:00 CHEETAH KINGDOM HD WS PG
A five-year-old cheetah called Cyclops ends up leaving the team with quite a challenge when he needs to be captured. Plus, four-year-old Coco and the other cheetahs are about to spend their first night fending for themselves in the reserve.
20:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG
Comedy series about former lovers reunited after a 38-year separation.
Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton
21:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG
Although 38 years ago Lionel and Jean were young and in love, any thoughts of rekindling the romance seem absurd. They have made vague promises to keep in touch, but there is some doubt as to whether they really will.
Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton
21:30 SENSING MURDER Captioned Repeat WS M
Bump In The Night
The horrific rape and murder of 6 year old Alicia O'Reily in 1980 shocked the nation. Alicia was killed in her bed, while her sister slept less than a metre away. Her mother was sleeping across the corridor. Psychics Kelvin Cruickshank and Deb Webber investigate this terrible murder.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence
22:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.
23:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.
23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With All The Jealousy Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy; Monica becomes enamoured with a sexy busboy.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends When Monica and Richard accidently meet, they decide to become friends - but it doesn't stop there. Guest stars Tom Selleck.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
From the Horse's Mouth
A clash between Kentucky Thoroughbred breeders leads to murder.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams 01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Older And Wiser
Sophia becomes the recreational director at a senior centre.
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Melodrama
After fearing him dead, Blanche wants her relationship with Mel Bushman to become more serious.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Wed Sep 21, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With All The Jealousy Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy; Monica becomes enamoured with a sexy busboy.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends When Monica and Richard accidently meet, they decide to become friends - but it doesn't stop there. Guest stars Tom Selleck.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
The Prodigal Father
The presumed dead perpetrator of a 20-year-old bank robbery resurfaces, then is murdered.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 AVALANCHE EXPRESS 1979 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Avalanche Express
On the Atlantic Express and under the protection of hand-picked American Agents, Russian General Sergei Marenkov is attempting to defect. As the train speeds across Switzerland with an avalanche close behind, the KGB will stop at nothing to terminate him.
Starring: Lee Marvin, Robert Shaw, Linda Evans, Maximillian Schell, Mike Connors
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Irukandji
Mike is torn between saving the life of a missing refugee boy, and the lives of two shipmates bitten by the deadly irukandji jellyfish. The dangers of Navy life hits home when Jaffa dies from jellyfish poisoning. While pursuing pirates, the Hammersley rescues a family of illegal immigrants from an unseaworthy ship.
Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
New Beginnings
Alex and Sandra face death in a blazing inferno. And dreams torment both Stevie and Tess.
Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Even Grandmas Get The Blues To land a man at an audition for a production of "The Taming of the Shrew," Blanche pretends that her baby granddaughter Aurora is really her own child.
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Witness
As Rose moves on with her life, Miles' sudden return complicates matters with her new boyfriend.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD G
The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Pheobe's ex-singing partner wants to make Pheobe's signature song, "Smelly Cat", a commercial success; Chandler dates a woman with a secret. Guest stars Sherilyn Fenn.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break
Ross gets carried away in a moment of passion and the consequences are disastrous.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. EXTREME MAKEOVER: WEIGHT LOSS 19:30 EDITION Captioned WS PG
A 45-year-old 498-pound bachelor from Tennessee tries to reclaim his life.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language
20:30 WILD CARIBBEAN Repeat WS PG
Secret Shores (*Series Final*) A spectacular journey from Panama to Mexico, from the rainforests of the Panama Canal to the Barrier Reef of the Americas, the world's second largest coral system.
21:30 THE CLOSER HD WS M
Home Improvement
Brenda springs into investigative action when a body is found at a home-construction site. Meanwhile, Brenda considers turning to a lawyer, but the pricey retainer fee means Fritz will likely have to sacrifice certain luxuries.
Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett
22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES HD WS M
Rebel Without a Pause A killing at the site of a Revolutionary War re-enactment puts Maura on the front lines of the investigation, as she must tap into her considerable knowledge of American history to crack the case.
Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lorraine Bracco, Lee Thompson Young
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
The Prodigal Father
The presumed dead perpetrator of a 20-year-old bank robbery resurfaces, then is murdered.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Even Grandmas Get The Blues To land a man at an audition for a production of "The Taming of the Shrew," Blanche pretends that her baby granddaughter Aurora is really her own child.
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Witness
As Rose moves on with her life, Miles' sudden return complicates matters with her new boyfriend. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Thu Sep 22, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD G
The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Pheobe's ex-singing partner wants to make Pheobe's signature song, "Smelly Cat", a commercial success; Chandler dates a woman with a secret. Guest stars Sherilyn Fenn.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break
Ross gets carried away in a moment of passion and the consequences are disastrous.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
Where Have You Gone, Billy Boy?
A shy ventriloquist is suspected of murdering a ruthless comedy club owner.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 GUNFIGHT AT COMANCHE CREEK 1964 Repeat WS PG
Gunfight At Comanche Creek A Detective employed to help smash a band of outlaws, works his way into the gang, and saves himself from an impossible situation by exposing the master-mind of the gang, in time to save his own life.
Starring: Audie Murphy, Colleen Miller, Ben Cooper, Deforest Kelley
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Under The Radar
The Hammersley attempts the daring capture of an illegal fishing "mother ship" but is thwarted by violent eco-terrorists. Mike finds himself falling in love with beautiful marine biologist Ursula Morrell, who later goes missing under mysterious circumstances.
Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Lost & Found A week has passed since the fire and Alex's mysterious disappearance. Tess is starting to feel human again and is slowly feeling her way to getting back into work on Drovers Run.
Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
What a Difference A Date Makes
Dorothy learns that Sophia turned away her prom date John, who is now in Miami, because of the way he was dressed. When she told her that he stood her up, Dorothy lost all her self-esteem and went out with Stan because of this.
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Love For Sale Stan wins a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One The Morning After
Four of the gang are trapped in Monica's room while the other two remain oblivious.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Without The Ski Trip Rachel asks everyone to go on a ski trip& except Ross. Chandler is particularly traumatized by the Ross/Rachel breakup, which reminds him of his parents' divorce.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 JOANNA LUMLEY'S NILE HD WS G
Joanna is on the last stretch of her journey from sea to source along the world s longest river, the River Nile. High above Southern Sudan, Joanna is flying south along the Nile and the world s largest swamp, The Sudd. In Southern Sudan s main town Juba, a fragile peace process has enabled a re-emergence of the country s Beauty Pageants the most famous being Alek Wek; 4199 miles later, Joanna s journey comes to an end.
20:30 A DREAM HOME ABROAD WS PG
McGilloways
A Dream Home Abroad is an observational documentary series following 10 families as they battle to build their dream home out of a derelict shell. Every year Britons move permanently to other European countries, in particular France, Spain and Italy the three locations for the series.
21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Repeat WS M
Middlesborough
The patients waiting to see Dr Christian, Dr Pixie and Dr Dawn tonight include a young woman with a problem with her genitalia which is causing her physical and psychological discomfort and a man with a penis which has been damaged.
Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity, Sexual References
22:30 SEX EDUCATION WS M Hosted by straight-talking Anna Richardson, this series aims to improve the nation's carnal knowledge by offering candid advice on a wide range of sexual issues and problems.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Nudity, Medical Procedures
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Where Have You Gone, Billy Boy?
A shy ventriloquist is suspected of murdering a ruthless comedy club owner.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
What a Difference A Date Makes
Dorothy learns that Sophia turned away her prom date John, who is now in Miami, because of the way he was dressed. When she told her that he stood her up, Dorothy lost all her self-esteem and went out with Stan because of this.
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Love For Sale Stan wins a date with Dorothy at a charity auction. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Fri Sep 23, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One The Morning After
Four of the gang are trapped in Monica's room while the other two remain oblivious.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Without The Ski Trip Rachel asks everyone to go on a ski trip& except Ross. Chandler is particularly traumatized by the Ross/Rachel breakup, which reminds him of his parents' divorce.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
Thursday's Child
Jessica is pulled into a murder investigation by a woman who claims Jessica's husband fathered her son.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 MAYTIME IN MAYFAIR 1949 Repeat G
Maytime In Mayfair
Penniless man-about-town Michael Gore-Brown is delighted to hear he has been left a high-class Mayfair fashion salon.
Starring: Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Peter Graves, Thora Hird, Mona Washbourne
14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Precious Cargo
The crew uncovers a people smuggling racket, when they almost collide with a floating shipping container full of North Korean refugees. The Hammersley races to capture the smugglers' ship and save the lives of their human cargo. Kate is wooed by a charming civilian sailor. Meanwhile, Mike is determined to solve the mystery of Ursula's disappearance.
Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Truth Hurts
Alex and Fiona's engagement becomes "official" after an Engagement Notice appears in the Gungellan Gazette. Fiona is delighted by what she naturally assumes is Alex's romantic gesture, and so Alex takes credit for it, not telling her Harry placed it.
Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Never Yell Fire In A Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1
Police suspect that Sophia may be responsible for the fire that destroyed the Shady Pines Retirement Home.
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Never Yell Fire In A Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2
Sophia cannot recall the events that lead to the Shady Pines fire.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Hypnosis Tape Chandler uses a hypnosis tape to quit smoking. Unbeknownst to him, it s aimed only at women. Phoebe freaks when her brother wants to wed a woman twice his age.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Monica dates a millionaire; Joey gets the lead in a play but can't stand his leading lady - until he realises he likes her; and Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss. Guest stars Jon Favreau.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE Captioned Repeat WS PG With only a matter of days left on the farm, everyone is feeling the pressure. The farmers and their favourites are putting their hearts on the line. As time runs out the competition for true love has never been tougher.
20:30 UNDERBELLY: RAZOR Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Blood Alley
The rivalry between Kate Leigh and Phil Jeffs reaches boiling point, leading to a legendary street battle between their rival gangs. Jeffs is determined to put Kate and Tilly out of business by poisoning their cocaine supply and slashing their workers. The police create Australia s first Drug Squad to fight the deadly cocaine epidemic. And Kate starts an affair with a sexy young gangster, angering her faithful lieutenant Wally.
Starring: Danielle Cormack, Chelsie Preston Crayford, Anna McGahan, Jack Campbell, John Batchelor, Khan Chittenden, Richard Brancatisano
21:30 PRIME SUSPECT WS AV
The Final Act Pt One Approaching retirement, Jane Tennison investigates the murder of a missing girl. But the cracks soon begin to show as Jane struggles with an alcohol problem and the death of her father.
Starring: Helen Mirren, Stephen Tompkinson, Laura Greenwood
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Strong Adult Themes
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!
02:00 AMONG THE HEADHUNTERS 1955 G
Among The Headhunters
Married photographers Armand and Michaela Denis show Stone Age life in New Guinea.
Starring: Armand Dennis
03:55 NICHOLAS NICKLEBY 1947 Repeat WS G
Nicholas Nickleby
Dicken's classic tale of a young man's struggle to protect his family from his scheming uncle and a cruel world.
Starring: Derek Bond, Bernard Miles, Sally Ann Howes Sat Sep 24, 2011
06:00 MAYTIME IN MAYFAIR 1949 Repeat G
Maytime In Mayfair
Penniless man-about-town Michael Gore-Brown is delighted to hear he has been left a high-class Mayfair fashion salon.
Starring: Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Peter Graves, Thora Hird, Mona Washbourne
08:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:00 THE MAN IN THE WHITE SUIT 1951 Repeat WS G
The Man In The White Suit
A brilliant chemist invents a cloth that won't stain, tear or wear out, causing a market panic.
Starring: Alec Guinness, Cecil Parker, Joan Greenwood, Michael Gough, Ernest Thesiger
10:45 UP JUMPED A SWAGMAN 1965 Repeat G
Up Jumped A Swagman
A clothes dealer uses an Australian singer's apartment in a scheme to rob a jeweller.
Starring: Frank Ifield, Annette Andre, Ronald Radd, Richard Wattis
12:35 FOUR FOR TEXAS 1963 Captioned Repeat WS PG
Four For Texas Two feuding friends find they must join forces to outwit baddies Bronson and Buono to win their dream girls and open their dream casino.
Starring: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Anita Ekberg, Ursula Andress, Charles Bronson
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
15:00 OLIVER! 1968 Repeat HD WS G
Oliver!
Young Oliver Twist grows up in a workhouse for orphans run by Mr Bumble, who sells Oliver to an undertaker. Oliver runs away to London, where he meets the Artful Dodger who introduces him to Fagin and his crime school. When the "Dodger" successfully picks a gentle-man's pocket, he escapes but Oliver is arrested.
Starring: Ron Moody, Oliver Reed, Harry Secombe, Shani Wallis, Jack Wild, Mark Lester
18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
When the entire cast catches the Measles, the girls must take their places in the class play.
18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G
Belfast 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?
19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G
Oxford Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?
20:30 CSI: NY Captioned HD WS M
Vacation Getaway Serial killer Shane Casey seeks revenge by targeting Danny, who is out of town on vacation with Lindsay and their daughter.
Starring: Gary Sinise, Sela Ward, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Stand Your Ground While off duty, Calleigh is forced to act quickly when a driver makes an attempt on her life, resulting in an innocent bystander getting killed. 22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M
The Case of the Cross-Dressing Carp
Grissom investigates the mysterious hanging death of a young man whose body looks like that of a female.
Starring: Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!
01:50 HORRORS OF THE BLACK MUSEUM 1959 Repeat WS M
Horrors Of The Black Museum
Gruesome thriller about a writer who uses his hypnotised helper to commit a series of killings.
Starring: Michael Gough, Geoffrey Keen
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
03:20 FOUR FOR TEXAS 1963 Captioned Repeat WS PG
Four For Texas Two feuding friends find they must join forces to outwit baddies Bronson and Buono to win their dream girls and open their dream casino.
Starring: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Anita Ekberg, Ursula Andress, Charles Bronson
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
05:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
When the entire cast catches the Measles, the girls must take their places in the class play.