Schedule Program Guide For GTV/GEM

Sun Jun 24, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Bun N Thigh Wave

A little loose in the caboose? This miracle toning system will transform your body and your life!

06:30 BILLY LIAR 1963 Repeat PG

Billy Liar A lazy, irresponsible young clerk in provincial Northern England lives in his own fantasy world and makes emotionally immature decisions as he alienates friends and family.

Starring: Tom Courtenay, Julie Christie, Wilfred Pickles, Mona Washbourne, Finlay Currie, Ethal Griffies

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Portable Steam Pocket See what Shark technology can do for your House! Steam Clean, sanitize and deodorize in one easy step!

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

10:00 MAKE MINE A MILLION 1959 Repeat G

Make Mine A Million

Sid Gibson is a soap powder salesman who decides what he really needs is TV advertising. The problem is, he's absolutely broke. He calls upon his friend Arthur Ashton, who arranges to sneak a plug for Sid's suds into a live TV spectacular. The public goes bananas for the product but to maintain sales, Sid and Arthur must arrange for ever more outrageous plugs on TV shows.

Starring: Sid James, Arthur Askey, Dermot Walsh, Olga Lindo

11:45 HOLIDAY ON THE BUSES 1973 Repeat WS PG

Holiday On The Buses Fired from the bus company, lazy drivers Stan and Jack land cushy jobs at a posh holiday resort. But there's trouble in paradise when the two discover their old nemesis is the new camp security chief.

Starring: Reg Varney, Doris Hare, Michael Robbins, Anna Karen

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

13:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Holidays In The Sun

Sun drenched holidays in the Pacific and beyond. Sophie Monk presents a girls guide to Hawaii; Kelly checks out the closest island resort to Nadi in Fiji; Dermott finds a sunny hideaway in Phuket; Jason has an unusual elephant adventure in Bali and Natalie finds a secret island escape on the Queenslands Barrier Reef.

14:00 SUNDAY FOOTY SHOW Live HD WS G Join Peter Sterling along with Andrew Johns and Brad Fittler as they review and preview all the NRL action from the weekend as well as the boys for The Roast.

16:00 NINE'S SUNDAY FOOTBALL HD WS NA

Sydney Roosters v Manly Sea Eagles Wide World Of Sports presents Sydney Roosters v Manly Sea Eagles from Allianz Stadium, Sydney. Join your expert commentary team for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath

As Joey agonises over his secret affection for Rachel, Monica's own suspicions cause a confusing romantic situation. Meanwhile, Ross and Rachel agree not to learn the sex of their unborn baby, but will the temptation be too much for Rachel?

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow 18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW HD WS G

British Museum A return visit to the British Museum in London as Fiona Bruce and the team examine family treasures brought in by thousands of visitors.

19:30 LIFE IN THE UNDERGROWTH WS G

The Silk Spinners

Silk is the invertebrates' great invention, used in a range of ways from the protective stalks of lacewing eggs to the amazing hanging threads of New Zealand's 'glow worms'. Spiders, though, have taken silk-spinning to extremes.

ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA QUEEN OF 20:35 THE DESERT 1994 Repeat WS M

Adventures Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert

Australian comedy about two drag queens and a transsexual who travel into the heart of the Australian outback to perform a cabaret show at an Alice Springs hotel. The three characters find themselves in many hilarious situations, as well as a few serious ones, on their road-trip into the desert.

Starring: Guy Pearce, Terence Stamp, Hugo Weaving

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

22:45 BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE 1979 Repeat HD PG

Beyond The Poseidon Adventure A tidal wave, a fiery inferno and explosions cripple the S.S. Poseidon. While the passengers are waiting to be rescued, two rivalling salvage parties enter the ship on a search for money and gold.

Starring: Michael Caine, Sally Field, Telly Savalas, Peter Boyle, Jack Warden, Shirley Jones

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

To Our Best Friend

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Brainetics

Turbocharge your childs brain with this breakthrough math and memory system.

02:30 MCD WS G

Side Sleeper Pro V2

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Fix it Pro

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Salad Chef

Home shopping programme.

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Panic In The Bush

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme. Mon Jun 25, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Portable Steam Pocket See what Shark technology can do for your House! Steam Clean, sanitize and deodorize in one easy step!

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Dual Saw

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross tries desperately to impress Elizabeth's father; Joey jeopardises his new acting job by insulting a robot; and, Phoebe writes a book about Monica and Chandler. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Paul's The Man When Ross and Elizabeth go away for a romantic weekend, they don't expect to be interrupted, least of all by her strict father and Rachel; and, Monica panics Chandler by planning their wedding. Bruce Willis guest stars. Starring: Bruce Willis, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

12:00 FOLLY TO BE WISE 1952 Repeat WS G

Folly To Be Wise When Captain Harris takes over as Chaplain and Entertainments Officer at the local Army camp, all hell breaks loose.

Starring: Alastair Sim, Elizabeth Allen, Roland Culver

14:00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Repeat HD WS G

British Museum A return visit to the British Museum in London as Fiona Bruce and the team examine family treasures brought in by thousands of visitors.

15:00 LIFE IN THE UNDERGROWTH Repeat WS G

The Silk Spinners

Silk is the invertebrates' great invention, used in a range of ways from the protective stalks of lacewing eggs to the amazing hanging threads of New Zealand's 'glow worms'. Spiders, though, have taken silk-spinning to extremes. 16:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB

Room Reveal After ten weeks of renovating the teams are now racing to complete their most challenging room delivery their gardens and front facades of their homes. The winning team will take home $5000 in gold bullion.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Ring After an exhaustive search, Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring - and then loses it; and, Rachel's attempts to get Paul to reveal his emotions creates new problems. Bruce Willis guest stars. Starring: Bruce Willis, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Proposal - Part 1 Chandler's romantic proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend returns; Joey accidentally buys a boat; and, a water balloon incident reminds Ross of how young Elizabeth really is. Tom Selleck guest stars. Starring: Tom Selleck, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Free Elka

Elka's behind bars and sharing her cell with a very familiar face. The other ladies try to raise bail money, but are faced with issues of their own. Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbour, Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting her friends and Victoria realizes that money is everything when she loses her fortune.

19:30 SEA PATROL WS PG

The English Channel is a hugely busy and treacherous stretch of water. Fortunately, it is patrolled by an elite multi-agency team 24/7 that includes the RAF, the Navy, the RNLI and Customs - all of which are poised to come to the aid of seafarers and tackle crime at a moment's notice. In this episode Watch Manager Gary has to move fast when a giant Russian cargo ship threatens to capsize. Also, the team scours the cliffs for a suicidal man.

20:30 AIR CRASH CONFIDENTIAL WS M

Engineering Error Experts discuss aviation disasters that were caused by design flaws, including a jumbo jet that exploded in mid-flight and DC10 airliners that fell from the sky.

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Repeat WS PG

Charlotte's Story Previously we discovered nine year old Charlottes rare wart condition. We follow her progress and lifesaving treatment at Great Ormond Street Childrens Hospital.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

22:30 BIG TROUBLE IN THAILAND Repeat WS M

Big Trouble in Thailand is a fast-moving, fly-on-the-wall series following Thailands tourist cops, many of whom are recruited from overseas to work alongside the local Thai police. Last year hundreds of tourists went home in body bags and many of these deaths were caused by traffic accidents or related to drink and drugs. Filming at the front line of the clash between East and West, this series provides an insight into the Thai mindset and culture in the wake of a tourist boom.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Drug References, Sexual References, Some Violence

23:30 LAW & ORDER Repeat HD WS M

Burned A teenage boy is suspected of starting a fire that killed his younger sister. But his powerful and influential grandfather does everything in his power to make the case go away.

Starring: Dennis Farina, Jesse L. Martin, Jerry Orbach

00:30 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned Repeat WS M Football is set for a shake-up when the games biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL. 01:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Ring After an exhaustive search, Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring - and then loses it; and, Rachel's attempts to get Paul to reveal his emotions creates new problems. Bruce Willis guest stars. Starring: Bruce Willis, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Total Gym

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

02:30 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:00 SELFCARE WS G

No No Hair

Home Shopping Programme

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Z Quiet

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

04:00 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker w Blades

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Proposal - Part 1 Chandler's romantic proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend returns; Joey accidentally buys a boat; and, a water balloon incident reminds Ross of how young Elizabeth really is. Tom Selleck guest stars. Starring: Tom Selleck, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

05:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme. Tue Jun 26, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Portable Steam Pocket See what Shark technology can do for your House! Steam Clean, sanitize and deodorize in one easy step!

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Total Gym

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Ring After an exhaustive search, Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring - and then loses it; and, Rachel's attempts to get Paul to reveal his emotions creates new problems. Bruce Willis guest stars. Starring: Bruce Willis, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Proposal - Part 1 Chandler's romantic proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend returns; Joey accidentally buys a boat; and, a water balloon incident reminds Ross of how young Elizabeth really is. Tom Selleck guest stars. Starring: Tom Selleck, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

12:00 THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA 1958 Repeat WS PG

The Old Man And The Sea An old Cuban fisherman's dry spell is broken when he hooks a gigantic fish that drags him out to sea. Based on Ernest Hemingway's story.

Starring: Spencer Tracy, Felipe Pazos, Harry Bellaver

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

13:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat HD WS PG

Adam Harvey: Falling into Place

Music Special.

14:00 HOARDING: BURIED ALIVE HD WS PG

Homeless Man With A House Two hoarders realize that the items they have accumulated threaten to destroy their lives and keep their loved ones away. 15:00 NEIGHBOURS AT WAR Repeat WS PG

Kohukohu & Tokoroa

Dogs barking, cat poos, brown-eyes and loud music are just some of the intriguing reasons that have residents falling out with their neighbours at alarming rates. Where the police, city councils, threatening lawyers and offensive language may have failed, Neighbours At War gingerly steps in to assist with a variety of well-intentioned mediators.

15:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Free Elka

Elka's behind bars and sharing her cell with a very familiar face. The other ladies try to raise bail money, but are faced with issues of their own. Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbour, Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting her friends and Victoria realizes that money is everything when she loses her fortune.

16:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB The couples are packing up to move out of The Block but host Scott Cam surprises them with a massive week long renovation challenge which could determine the winner of the competition.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One with the Proposal - Part 2 Rachel and Phoebe worry about becoming unmarried old ladies, so they choose "backup" husbands; and, Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates marriage, and she seeks consolation with Richard. Starring: Tom Selleck, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Monica's Thunder

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone, but is upstaged by Ross and Rachel. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND Captioned HD WS PG

Bad Bromance

When Melanie meets her boyfriend's family, she finds two big obstacles -- his mother and his brother. Meanwhile, Joy's green card scam with neighbour Rick goes awry, Victoria dates an ancient billionaire and Elka goes on a 24-hour bender.

19:30 YES MINISTER Repeat WS G

The Whiskey Priest Jim faces opposition from all sides when he learns that British munitions have been sold to terrorist groups and he decides to start an inquiry into how it happened.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

20:00 TO THE MANOR BORN WS G

Grantleigh

Lady of the manor, Audrey fforbes-Hamilton is forced to sell her beloved Grantleigh Estate when her husband's death leaves her financially strapped. Decamping to the tiny Old Lodge cottage, she sets up home with butler Brabinger in tow.

20:30 HARRY'S LAW Captioned HD WS M

The Lying Game A former client returns to seek millions in damages against the firm, claiming that Harry took advantage of him. Yet another past client also creates complications when she's accused of killing her abusive ex-husband.

Starring: Nathan Corddry, Kathy Bates, Christopher McDonald

21:30 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Overkill Brenda and Fritz have a hard time agreeing who is in charge when an informant's wife and FBI agent are both murdered.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney 22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat HD WS M

Don't Stop Dancing Girl Jane and the squad probe the stabbing death of a star dancer's mother. Elsewhere, Korsak's stepson is accused of shooting a cop.

Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lorraine Bracco, Lee Thompson Young

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:30 LAW & ORDER Repeat HD WS M

Ritual An Egyptian man is murdered because he had hired an Egyptian doctor to perform a female circumcision on the man's niece. A.D.A.s McCoy and Ross have to deal with a clash between cultural convictions and the law.

Starring: Dennis Farina, Jesse L. Martin, Jerry Orbach

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One with the Proposal - Part 2 Rachel and Phoebe worry about becoming unmarried old ladies, so they choose "backup" husbands; and, Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates marriage, and she seeks consolation with Richard. Starring: Tom Selleck, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Man On The Beach

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Instyler

The secret to glorious silky hair the revolutionary new hair styling tool. Instant transformation!

02:30 MCD WS G

Side Sleeper Pro V2

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Fix it Pro

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Dual Saw

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Monica's Thunder

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone, but is upstaged by Ross and Rachel. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

05:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme. Wed Jun 27, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Instyler

The secret to glorious silky hair the revolutionary new hair styling tool. Instant transformation!

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One with the Proposal - Part 2 Rachel and Phoebe worry about becoming unmarried old ladies, so they choose "backup" husbands; and, Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates marriage, and she seeks consolation with Richard. Starring: Tom Selleck, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Monica's Thunder

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone, but is upstaged by Ross and Rachel. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

12:00 THE VALLEY OF GWANGI 1969 Repeat WS PG

The Valley of Gwangi Cowboy James Franciscus seeks fame and fortune by capturing a Tyrannosaurus Rex living in the Forbidden Valley and putting it in a Mexican circus.

Starring: Gila Golan, Richard Carlson

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

14:00 THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tonight, our farmers take a fresh approach to love, with some of the most romantic gestures ever seen on the show. While some are struggling with their final two choices, others have enlisted the help of family and friends. And in a dramatic twist of fate, one of our farmers will say goodbye to one of the hopefuls after a devastating accident.

15:00 YES MINISTER Repeat WS G

The Whiskey Priest Jim faces opposition from all sides when he learns that British munitions have been sold to terrorist groups and he decides to start an inquiry into how it happened.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds 15:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Bad Bromance

When Melanie meets her boyfriend's family, she finds two big obstacles -- his mother and his brother. Meanwhile, Joy's green card scam with neighbour Rick goes awry, Victoria dates an ancient billionaire and Elka goes on a 24-hour bender.

16:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB Day two of the final challenge and the scale of the project ahead of them is proving daunting for everyone. Site foreman Keith predicts that time management will prove the downfall of one team.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Book Monica is outraged to learn what her parents have done with her wedding fund. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Cookies

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe; while Chandler fails to impress Monica's father. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND Captioned HD WS PG

Hot For Lawyer

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria compete for the affection of Elka's extremely attractive new lawyer. The lawyer's plan is for Elka to act crazy at a competency hearing in front of the judge, so she'll be ruled incompetent to stand trial. However, Elka's heart isn't in it after she learns Max is getting married.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

19:30 LION COUNTRY HD WS PG

From the cutting edge of animal conservation comes a dramatic series following an innovative attempt to protect the future of the African Lion. David Youlden and his team work on the controversial programme which aims to reintroduce captive lions back into the wild.

20:00 REMARKABLE VETS WS PG Follows Geoff Woodhouse on his daily rounds as a mixed practice vet in the beautiful Wakatipu basin in New Zealand.

20:30 MADE IN AMERICA 1993 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Made In America Seventeen years after a black woman is artificially inseminated with an anonymous donor's sperm, her daughter tries to find the man who is her father, only to discover he is a ridiculous white redneck.

Starring: Whoopi Goldberg, Ted Danson, William Smith, Nia Long

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

22:45 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG

Valerie Riley Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

23:15 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG

Susan Clark-W Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

23:40 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Book Monica is outraged to learn what her parents have done with her wedding fund. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer 01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

The V Men

Commander Gideon and his team must deal with a fascist politician named Arthur Vance.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Bun N Thigh Wave

A little loose in the caboose? This miracle toning system will transform your body and your life!

02:30 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker w Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Z Quiet

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Cookies

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe; while Chandler fails to impress Monica's father. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

05:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme. Thu Jun 28, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Portable Steam Pocket See what Shark technology can do for your House! Steam Clean, sanitize and deodorize in one easy step!

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Instyler

The secret to glorious silky hair the revolutionary new hair styling tool. Instant transformation!

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Book Monica is outraged to learn what her parents have done with her wedding fund. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Cookies

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe; while Chandler fails to impress Monica's father. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

12:00 THE DAMNED DON'T CRY 1950 Repeat HD WS PG

The Damned Don't Cry A New York socialite climbs the ladder of success man by man until a life among rich gangsters gives her what she thought she always wanted.

Starring: Joan Crawford, David Brian, Steve Cochran

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

14:00 LION COUNTRY Repeat HD WS PG

From the cutting edge of animal conservation comes a dramatic series following an innovative attempt to protect the future of the African Lion. David Youlden and his team work on the controversial programme which aims to reintroduce captive lions back into the wild.

14:30 REMARKABLE VETS Repeat WS PG Follows Geoff Woodhouse on his daily rounds as a mixed practice vet in the beautiful Wakatipu basin in New Zealand. 15:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG

Valerie Riley Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

15:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Hot For Lawyer

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria compete for the affection of Elka's extremely attractive new lawyer. The lawyer's plan is for Elka to act crazy at a competency hearing in front of the judge, so she'll be ruled incompetent to stand trial. However, Elka's heart isn't in it after she learns Max is getting married.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

16:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB After three long days of renovating the teams are battling with each other to deliver the best results. Everyone is relying on the skills learned over the past ten weeks to get them through.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Assistant Chandler, Monica and Ross trade embarrassing secrets about one another; and Rachel faces a dilemma when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Engagement Picture Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND Captioned HD WS PG

Sisterhood Of The Traveling Spanx

A pair of "magic SPANX®" come into the ladies' lives and leads them to unexpected adventures. Joy seeks love, but ends up with a much, much younger man. Melanie wants to catch the eye of a doctor and ends up with all eyes on her.

19:30 THE GREAT ITALIAN ESCAPE WS PG

This six-part series explores what living the perfect life in Tuscany really entails. Six years ago, Richard and Sarah Turnbull decided to leave the UK and pursue their Tuscan dream. After several successful summers renting out their stone farmhouse, they are now putting their hard-won experience to good use by hiring themselves out as expert troubleshooters to other Brits who want to lead the good life in Tuscany.

20:00 HOT PROPERTY Captioned Repeat WS PG Sometimes making the decision to sell a much loved family home can be tough. Join Michael Caton on the ride through the highs and lows as properties go under the hammer in this brand new series of Hot Property.

20:30 SELLING HOUSES ABROAD WS PG

Andrew advises Tony Dunn a man who went ahead and bought a house in France without consulting his wife Rose.

THE POLITICALLY INCORRECT 21:30 PARENTING SHOW Captioned WS PG

(*Series Final*) Presented by clinical psychologist Nigel Latta, The Politically Incorrect Parenting show takes a poke at the world of modern parenting and asks whether we've all lost our way just a little.

22:00 SUPER NANNY WS PG

Smith Family Jo visits Hawaii to help the Smith family. While parents Will and Michelle are bright marine biologists, they're completely clueless when it comes to raising their two toddlers: 3-year-old Nate and 2-year-old Ari.

23:00 SENSING MURDER Repeat WS M

Without Warning

Can the psychics bring peace to 18 year old apprentice plumber, Regan ODonoghues grieving family and heal the wounds of a tight-knit farming community after he was run down and left for dead? Was it an accident or was it murder? 00:00 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

01:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

A Border Incident

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Salad Chef

Home shopping programme.

02:30 MCD WS G

Side Sleeper Pro V2

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Fix it Pro

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Brainetics

Turbocharge your childs brain with this breakthrough math and memory system.

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Engagement Picture Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

05:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme. Fri Jun 29, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Navigator NV350

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Dual Saw

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Assistant Chandler, Monica and Ross trade embarrassing secrets about one another; and Rachel faces a dilemma when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Engagement Picture Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

12:00 UP JUMPED A SWAGMAN 1965 Repeat G

Up Jumped A Swagman

A clothes dealer uses an Australian singer's apartment in a scheme to rob a jeweller.

Starring: Frank Ifield, Annette Andre, Ronald Radd, Richard Wattis

14:00 THE GREAT ITALIAN ESCAPE Repeat WS PG

This six-part series explores what living the perfect life in Tuscany really entails. Six years ago, Richard and Sarah Turnbull decided to leave the UK and pursue their Tuscan dream. After several successful summers renting out their stone farmhouse, they are now putting their hard-won experience to good use by hiring themselves out as expert troubleshooters to other Brits who want to lead the good life in Tuscany.

14:30 SELLING HOUSES ABROAD Repeat WS PG

Andrew advises Tony Dunn a man who went ahead and bought a house in France without consulting his wife Rose. 15:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Sisterhood Of The Traveling Spanx

A pair of "magic SPANX®" come into the ladies' lives and leads them to unexpected adventures. Joy seeks love, but ends up with a much, much younger man. Melanie wants to catch the eye of a doctor and ends up with all eyes on her.

16:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB In the race to the finish line all four teams are desperate to get an edge over the competition and complete the challenge in time for the special guest judges.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross find themselves in awkward positions after a nap. Meanwhile Chandler tries to apologise to a girlfriend from his youth. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Library Book

Phoebe and Rachel meddle in Joey's relationship. Monica and Chandler face a manipulating situation, meanwhile Ross is disillusioned to find his doctorate in a not so exciting location. Guest stars Sarah O'Hare and Kristin Davis. Starring: Sarah O Hare, Kristin Davis, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND HD WS PG

I Love Lucci - Part 1

The ladies return to L.A for the first time since moving to Cleveland. Victoria is appearing on All My Children but her rivalry with Susan Lucci brings disaster. Meanwhile, Melanie faces selling the house shes raised her kids in Joy might be dating an actor who has an evil twin, and Elkas on a quest to meet the movie star of her dreams.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

19:30 NINE'S LIVE FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL Captioned Live HD WS NA

Brisbane Broncos v Cronulla Sharks Wide World Of Sports presents Brisbane Broncos v Cronulla Sharks live from Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. Join your expert commentary team for all the action, post match interviews & analysis. ONE DAY INTERNATIONAL CRICKET - 21:45 AUSTRALIA V ENGLAND Captioned Live WS NA

Australia v England - First Session Wide World Of Sports presents Australia v England live from Lords Cricket Ground, England. Join your hosts for the first of five One Day games between the old rivals. ONE DAY INTERNATIONAL CRICKET - 00:00 AUSTRALIA V ENGLAND Live WS NA

Australia v England - Second Session Wide World Of Sports presents Australia v England live from Lords Cricket Ground, England. Join your hosts for the first of five One Day games between the old rivals.

03:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.

04:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Long Tough Race

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

04:30 POISON PEN 1939 Repeat PG

Poison Pen

In this psychological drama set in a small English village, the villagers become hysterical after a series of anonymous letters are posted accusing different residents of scandalous acts. The townsfolk are soon so panicked that murder and suicide ensue until police hire an expert to analyse the handwriting. The results lead to a most unlikely suspect, but are they too late?

Starring: Flora Robson, Ann Todd

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References Sat Jun 30, 2012

06:00 UP JUMPED A SWAGMAN 1965 Repeat G

Up Jumped A Swagman

A clothes dealer uses an Australian singer's apartment in a scheme to rob a jeweller.

Starring: Frank Ifield, Annette Andre, Ronald Radd, Richard Wattis

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Portable Steam Pocket See what Shark technology can do for your House! Steam Clean, sanitize and deodorize in one easy step!

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Nicer Dicer

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 BORN FREE 1966 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

Born Free A game warden in Northern Kenya and his wife raise three motherless lion cubs until they are forced to set them free.

Starring: Virginia McKenna, Bill Travers, Geoffrey Keen, Peter Lukoye

11:30 GILLIGAN'S ISLAND Repeat G

Love Me, Love My Skipper The Howell's annual society gala causes a rift amongst the castaways when the Skipper fails to receive an invitation.

12:00 GIDGET GOES TO ROME 1963 Repeat HD WS G

Gidget Goes To Rome Gidget, in Rome for a holiday, misinterprets attention she receives from a famous journalist. Discovering he is "chaperoning" her at Dad's request, she resumes interest in her boyfriend.

Starring: Cindy Carol, James Darren, Jessie Royce Landis, Cesare Danova, Jeff Donnell

14:15 HOTEL 1967 Repeat WS PG

Hotel

The owner of a fashionable hotel in New Orleans finds himself in a crisis when he cannot meet overdue mortgages, and a ruthless hotel tycoon attempts to get the hotel for his plush line, by devising a scheme to hurt the hotel. Based on Arthur Hailey's best selling novel. Starring: Rod Taylor, Catherine Spaak, Karl Malden, Melvyn Douglas, Richard Conte, Michael Rennie, Kevin McCarthy

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

16:50 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB

The Block Unlocked In this final episode of Unlocked the teams reflect on their renovations and prepare for their open for inspections and the all important auction day.

17:20 BIGGER THAN THE SKY 2005 WS PG

Bigger Than The Sky

A successful community theatre company is turned upside down when the director of an upcoming production of "Cyrano" casts an inexperienced young man with no apparent talent in the lead.

Starring: John Corbett, Marcus Thomas, Amy Smart, Sean Astin, Patty Duke

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Repeat HD WS G

Brighton College 1

Fiona Bruce and the team head to Brighton where large crowds have unearthed their family treasures for valuation. Amongst the pieces under the experts' eyes are a Trafalgar medal awarded to a boy sailor who witnessed the epic battle in 1805 at the tender age of thirteen, one of the largest, rarest and most valuable pieces of Clarice Cliff pottery ever seen on the programme, plus a small silver box gifted by President John F Kennedy to a family shortly before his tragic death. 20:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Right Next Door The CSI team have to investigate a fire in Stella's apartment building and a mysterious dead body found at the scene.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Anna Belknap, Eddie Cahill

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Bolt Action Three volleyball players mysteriously drop dead on the court while Calleigh's testimony against Delko threatens his future as a CSI. Guest stars Cheryl Ladd.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Rex Linn, Eva La Rue

22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Coup de Grace (*GTV/QTQ/NTD Standby*) The team investigates the accidental shooting of an off-duty cop by another cop, whose unabashed racial bias raises the possibility that the shooting was not accidental.

Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:50 CIRCUS OF FEAR 1966 Repeat PG

Circus Of Fear

A circus becomes the location for stolen loot and murder.

Starring: Christopher Lee, Suzy Kendall, Leo Genn, Anthony Newlands, Klaus Kinski, Cecil Parker

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

03:25 I'M ALL RIGHT JACK 1959 Repeat WS G

I'm All Right Jack

A young man who visualizes himself as an executive in the Arms Industry, goes to work in a factory controlled by his Uncle who is planning a crooked deal which the blundering young man, unknowingly causes to backfire.

Starring: Peter Sellers, Terry Thomas, Margaret Rutherford, Ian Carmichael, Richard Attenborough, Dennis Price

05:30 DISCOVER DOWNUNDER Repeat HD WS G

Horsham And Hamilton, Victoria

Brooke and Tim have parked the Camper Trailer in Caravanners Utopia - Central Victoria. The Grampians are known world-wide for the rock climbing, but for our intrepid travellers its all about the olive groves, the quad bikes, the best tourist parks ...and of course a parma.