TCN GEM Sun Nov 27, 2011

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Nov 27, 2011

06:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 BILLY LIAR 1963 Repeat PG

Billy Liar Young clerk in an undertaker's office in England is in trouble. He's engaged to two girls, and has spent the petty cash and can't mail out the company calendars.

Starring: Tom Courtenay, Julie Christie, Wilfred Pickles, Mona Washbourne, Finlay Currie, Ethal Griffies

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes

08:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 PICCADILLY INCIDENT 1946 Repeat G

Piccadilly Incident

During World War II, a girl believed drowned, returns from the frontline to find her husband remarried.

Starring: Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Michael Laurence, Reginald Owen

11:40 DUNKIRK 1958 Repeat WS PG

Dunkirk

A British Corporal in France finds himself responsible for the lives of his men when their officer is killed, and must somehow get them back to Britain. Meanwhile, British civilians are being dragged into the war with a scheme to get the French and British forces back from the Dunkirk beaches.

Starring: John Mills, Richard Attenborough

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:30 THE GARDEN GURUS Repeat WS G

Maintaining a stunning garden all year round can be an easy task. Matt Leacy uses his landscape expertise to show you a quick and easy way to clean around your garden that won't break the bank. Weve got some super special bargains for viewers this week as well.

15:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jason shows an affordable way to hire a villa in Tuscany; we show you John Singletons three beautiful beach houses for rent on the NSW central coast; Natalie finds a most unusual market in the Thai city of Chiang Mai; Dermott takes a journey around beautiful King Island and Catriona visits an amazing private zoo outside Cairns.

15:30 ANCHORS AWEIGH 1945 Repeat G

Anchors Aweigh A four-day shore leave sends sailors Joe Brady and Clarence Doolittle skirt-chasing in Tinseltown, but before they even get started, they're shanghaied into returning a young runaway to his aspiring chanteuse aunt.

Starring: Frank Sinatra Jnr., Kathryn Grayson, Gene Kelly

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Somerleyton Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G The American producer is scouting locations for the mini-series. Meanwhile, Jean and Lionel hear some unexpected but welcome news from his father Rocky and his quite eccentric wife Madge.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton

20:00 YES MINISTER G

Jobs For The Boys

The Minister goes on the BBC to extol the virtues of a public-private partnership project but when he learns that the private firm involved may soon go bankrupt, it is up to Sir Humphrey to see exactly what can be done to salvage the situation. 20:30 THE PRESTIGE 2006 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Prestige

At the dawn of the 20th century, rival magicians endeavour to reveal each other's secrets. Obsessed by the escalating competition, the two illusionists begin to perform increasingly risky tricks, which soon turn deadly. Stars Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson and David Bowie.

Starring: Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

23:05 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross' plans to teach Ben about Hanukkah are continually thwarted when the young boy can't get his mind off Santa. Meanwhile, Chandler mystifies Monica. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With All The Cheesecakes Monica isn't invited to her cousin's wedding, but to her shock, Ross is. Meanwhile, Chandler and Rachel are unable to resist the neighbour's delivery. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

23:55 WRATH OF GOD 1972 Repeat M

Wrath Of God Set in the 1920s, several foreigners held by a South American military group are offered possible freedom if they accept to topple a local crazed military leader.

Starring: Robert Mitchum, Frank Langella, Rita Hayworth

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Rose's Big Adventure

Rose tries to instil some life into her recently retired friend Al, who has barely stirred from his couch for months.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Nov 28, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall - Part 1

Jessica's old rival, Eudora, shows up with a smile and a gift, but everyone knows she is up to no good.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 ON THE FIDDLE 1961 Repeat G

On the Fiddle Two London con artists enlist in the Army, one to avoid going to jail and the other for a rest cure. Army life is a series of hilarious misadventures for them until they are posted overseas, where they become heroes.

Starring: Sean Connery, Alfie Lynch, Cecil Parker, Stanley Holloway, Alan King

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Night Of The Long Knives The crew of HMAS Hammersley uncovers a terrorist plot assassinate a senior US official. Kate has doubts about Hammersley's popular new crewmate, a war hero with a dark secret.

Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Tammy MacIntosh, Conrad Colby

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Ever After

Alex and Stevie's big day is finally here! Will Alex get out of jail in time for the service? Alex's sister tries to ruin the wedding and take control of Killarney while Rose gives Stevie a pre-wedding makeover - with disastrous results.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Mixed Blessing Dorothy's son Michael announces he is getting married. Dorothy can cope with the news that the bride is black, but she has trouble accepting that she is also twice Michael's age.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Mister Terrific

Kiddie-show host Mr. Terrific gets Dorothy a summer job as show adviser -- and then gets the axe thanks to following her advice. Meanwhile, Blanche copes with a moral dilemma when her newly purchases bed arrives and proves to be a much more expensive model than the one she paid for.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where They're Up All Night

Ross assembles the gang to watch a meteor shower. (Jason Alexander) Starring: Jason Alexander, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rosita Dies There's trouble when Rachel breaks Joey's prized recliner. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins work as a telemarketer and talks to a suicidal man. Starring: Jason Alexander, Elliott Gould, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 MICHAELA'S ANIMAL ROAD TRIP HD WS PG

Blackpool Zoo

Michaela arrives at Blackpool Zoo on the Lancashire Coast where keeper Kahled Fawzey is preparing a new outdoor enclosure for the zoos two aardvarks. And Lottie one of the zoos seven Sea Lions has developed an eye problem.

20:30 TBA G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow.

21:30 HELL'S KITCHEN WS MA

15 Chefs Compete

15 hopefuls play to win a job as a chef alongside Gordon Ramsey in his L.A. restaurant. The contestants will be divided into teams of 'men vs. women' after preparing their signature dish. Gordon will be impressed by most of the entries, but one will make him retch.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:30 HELL'S KITCHEN WS MA

14 Chefs Compete

The season's first challenge finds the contestants slicing halibut into thin 6 ounce fillets. One member of each team must serve as a maitre d' during the dining service, and one contestant will be eliminated at the shows conclusion.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where They're Up All Night

Ross assembles the gang to watch a meteor shower. (Jason Alexander) Starring: Jason Alexander, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall - Part 1

Jessica's old rival, Eudora, shows up with a smile and a gift, but everyone knows she is up to no good.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Mixed Blessing Dorothy's son Michael announces he is getting married. Dorothy can cope with the news that the bride is black, but she has trouble accepting that she is also twice Michael's age. 02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Mister Terrific

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where They're Up All Night

Ross assembles the gang to watch a meteor shower. (Jason Alexander) Starring: Jason Alexander, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall - Part 2 Eudora admits she stole Jessica's notes, but denies poisoning the apples she brought or murdering the detective who was following her.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 STRANGE INVADERS 1983 Repeat WS PG

Strange Invaders When aliens take over a mid-west town, a professor and a journalist must race against time to rescue his family from their clutches.

Starring: Paul Le Mat, Nancy Allen, Diana Scarwid, Michael Lerner, Louise Fletcher, Wallace Shawn, Fiona Lewis

Cons.Advice: Horror

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Crocodile Tears

Hammersley's maverick new C.O. goes to extreme lengths to capture a violent gang of crocodile poachers. Mike and Kate's newfound romance is threatened by a serious conflict of interest. Also, 2Dads faces court martial after a drunken brawl in a foreign port.

Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Tammy MacIntosh, Conrad Colby

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Grace Under Fire

Grace is convinced she has cursed Drovers Run when a series of bizarre plagues hit the farm. It's pride versus prejudice when Grace locks horns with a rich new neighbour, Heath Barrett. With Alex away on his honeymoon, Ashleigh undermines Marcus' authority on Killarney. Ashleigh seduces Patrick, and Tayler is surprised to find herself feeling jealous. Moira's love is tested when Phil profiteers from high petrol prices.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Mother's Day Tales from Mother's Days past: Blanche visits her mother; Rose spends hours in a bus depot with a travelling mother; in a flashback to 1957, Sophia and Salvadore try to persuade Sophia's mother to move in with them.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Yes, We Have No Havanas Blanche and Sophia fall for the same man, smooth-talking Cuban Fidel Santiago, while Rose struggles to pass her high-school equivalency exam with Dorothy as her reluctant tutor. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where They All Turn Thirty When Rachel turns thirty, the gang each think back to their 30th birthdays. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a startling discovery while trying to patch things up with Ursula. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Joey's New Brain Ross plans a surprise for Monica and Chandler's wedding, while Phoebe and Rachel fight over a guy who left his phone in Central Park. Meanwhile, Drake Ramoray is back in business. Guest Stars Susan Sarandon. Starring: Susan Sarandon, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Lionels proposal to Jean has been accepted, but Judy is now barely on speaking terms with Alistair. Meanwhile, Stephens plans for a surprise anniversary party for Penny go hopelessly wrong.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton

20:00 YES MINISTER WS G

The Compassionate Society Jim and Sir Humphrey quarrel over staff cuts, particularly the 300 person administrative staff in a brand new hospital that has no medical staff or patients.

20:30 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M

To Serve With Love

Flynn and Provenza plunge into yet another ill-fated adventure when they try to make quick cash by serving court papers for a lawyer. The boys get a bad break when they serve a manand he's killed just minutes afterward.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett

21:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat HD WS M

Living Proof

Jane and Maura comb for clues in the murder of a pregnant surrogate mother.

Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lorraine Bracco, Lee Thompson Young

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

22:30 MEGACITIES Captioned HD WS PG

(*Season Final*)

Andrew discovers how the megacities manage to stay fed. He also discovers how hard it is to ride a rickshaw taxi in Dhaka, and learns how the London tube has now been surpassed by much more modern transport systems such as Shanghais 400km per hour magnetic railway.

23:45 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:15 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall - Part 2 Eudora admits she stole Jessica's notes, but denies poisoning the apples she brought or murdering the detective who was following her.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:35 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Appointment in Athens Jessica's old friend, Michael Hagarty, persuades her to play a part in his scheme to free a fellow agent from captivity.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 THE CITY UNDER THE SEA 1965 Repeat WS PG

The City Under The Sea

Vincent Price stars in this story of the discovery of an underwater society of smugglers who never age.

Starring: Vincent Price, Tab Hunter, David Tomlinson

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Right Stuff

The crew of Hammersley launches a daring raid to recover a cargo of stolen uranium from armed terrorists. Kate queries Dutchy's professionalism after he injures her during a boarding party and Mike's godson is taken hostage by smugglers.

Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Tammy MacIntosh, Conrad Colby

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Gift Horse

Grace is determined to resist Heath's charms - but for how long? Patrick suffers a life-threatening reaction when bitten by a lizard. Grace questions her future on Drovers Run when her best friend dies suddenly. Heath and Marcus clash over a livestock dispute. Moira moonlights as a mechanic, setting herself up in competition with Phil's truck stop.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The Days And Nights Of Sophia Petrillo

A study in contrast: a busy day for Sophia and a make-busy day for Blanche, Rose and Dorothy.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The One That Got Away Blanche meets a very special old schoolmate: the only man ever to have turned her down, Ham Lushbough, "the most gorgeous, most charming, most sexy, most intelligent man on the face of this planet. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Truth About London Chandler becomes upset when the truth about London is revealed. Meanwhile, Ross becomes upset after a baby-sitting Rachel teaches Ben how to perform naughty pranks. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross discover that they're dating the same woman. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 JOANNA LUMLEY'S NILE Repeat HD WS G

Joanna begins her epic Nile adventure on a fishing boat on Egypts coast where the Nile spills into the Mediterranean. This may be the end of the Nile, but its the start of Joannas journey south to find its source. In the first of this four part series, Joanna follows the Nile through Egypt, capturing the spirit of Agatha Christie in Cairo and later on a Nile cruise. Later, she travels along the Nile by train, road and Felucca barge, discovering life as it is today along one of the worlds greatest rivers

20:30 SENSING MURDER Captioned Repeat WS M

Out Of Aces

Garth Doull trained to be a policeman but the lure of the race track drove him to the other side of the law. The loveable rogue became a consummate con-man however in 1989 his luck ran out and he was found floating, presumed murdered. Psychics Kelvin and Deb investigate.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

21:30 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG

My Strange Addiction documents the shocking stories of people who are battling obsessive behaviours that are on the verge of taking over their lives. Since a young age, Krystin has been addicted to eating chalk; currently consuming a whopping 25 pounds a year. Meanwhile, Trisha has admitted to belonging to six different tanning salons and often visits them all in the one day.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

22:30 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

Linda/Steven A woman with a compulsion of shopping and hoarding needs help if she is to move to a new home. Also, a man's garage is filled with garbage, trash and human faeces.

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Appointment in Athens Jessica's old friend, Michael Hagarty, persuades her to play a part in his scheme to free a fellow agent from captivity.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The Days And Nights Of Sophia Petrillo

A study in contrast: a busy day for Sophia and a make-busy day for Blanche, Rose and Dorothy.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries. 05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Seal of the Confessional

A parishioner's confession to a priest is confidential and nothing will make him break his oath.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 DON'T MAKE WAVES 1967 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Don't Make Waves

Tony Curtis stars as Carlo Cofield in this "American Dream" romantic comedy. The conniving Carlo visits Southern California and soon finds himself falling in love with two beach beauties. Set with a beach backdrop, catchy soundtrack and the presence of famous body builders Dave Draper & Reg Lewis add to the campy fun of this 1960's beach comedy.

Starring: Tony Curtis, Claudia Cardinale, Sharon Tate

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Ransom

The crew of Hammersley pursue a man accused of kidnapping his children in a custody dispute. Kate is taken hostage during an operation to free the kidnapped children and Mike and Kate start making plans for their future life, only to discover it's not all plain sailing.

Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Tammy MacIntosh, Conrad Colby

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Hot Water

Grace and Kate are taken hostage by a bankrupt farmer. Moira has a premonition that someone will be shot by the gunman - but who will it be? When the bank refuses credit to Drovers Run, Grace accepts a secret loan from Ashleigh. But has she made a deal with the devil?

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Yokel Hero On what must be the hottest day of the year, Rose receives incredible news: she has been nominated for the St. Olaf Woman of the Year award.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Bang the Drum, Stanley Stan tries to hit Dorothy and Sophia up for a loan by taking them to a ballgame; and when Sophia takes a fly ball on the head, he sees big insurance bucks. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a Soapie Award, and will go to any length to ensure he wins. Meanwhile, one of Ross's students makes a declaration of love. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross And Monica's Cousin Joey runs into trouble when he auditions for a movie role which will require him to appear naked. Meanwhile, Ross becomes attracted to his visiting cousin for no apparent reason. Guest stars Denise Richards. Starring: Denise Richards, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Big Kiss

Rachel's friend from college shows up at the coffee house, bringing back memories of their "closer" days. Meanwhile, Joey drives Monica crazy when he insists that the wedding be arranged around his parents' schedule. Guest Stars Winona Ryder. Starring: Winona Ryder, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

20:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Vows

With four weeks left before the wedding, Chandler and Monica are faced with the issue of writing their vows. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

20:30 MICKEY BLUE EYES 1999 HD WS M

Mickey Blue Eyes

When proper Englishman and Manhattan art dealer, Michael Felgate, falls in love with Gina Vitale, he is certain she'll soon be his bride. The problem is, she is the daughter of a mafia kingpin and he soon realises that if wants to marry this woman, certain "favours" would be asked of him.

Starring: James Caan, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Hugh Grant

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Some Violence

22:35 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL Repeat HD WS MA

Duncan pushes Belle to find out what really turns her clients on so she hopes her next appointment will be interesting. But when the time comes to write about it, she finds her own subconscious desires for Duncan taking over.

Starring: Billie Piper

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:05 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL Repeat HD WS MA

Belle can no longer deny her attraction to Duncan but he's keeping it professional, suggesting she find a kinky client for her next chapter. At Ben's bar, Belle discovers Ben wants to end it with her sister Jackie, but is too scared to do it himself.

Starring: Billie Piper

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:35 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Seal of the Confessional

A parishioner's confession to a priest is confidential and nothing will make him break his oath.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams 01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Yokel Hero On what must be the hottest day of the year, Rose receives incredible news: she has been nominated for the St. Olaf Woman of the Year award.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Bang the Drum, Stanley Stan tries to hit Dorothy and Sophia up for a loan by taking them to a ballgame; and when Sophia takes a fly ball on the head, he sees big insurance bucks.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Grand Old Lady

When a famous mystery writer dies, Jessica recalls a 1947 case that the writer was personally involved in.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 THE BELLES OF ST. TRINIANS 1955 Repeat G

The Belles Of St. Trinians

A group of schoolgirls are more interested in racing forms than school books, as they try to get rich quick.

Starring: Alastair Sim, Joyce Grenfell, George Cole

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Paradise Lost

A series of shocking surprises await the crew when they discover a secret community living on a tropical island. Robert risks his life to save Bomber during a gunfight with drug runners and Mike investigates claims of an illicit romance.

Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Tammy MacIntosh, Conrad Colby

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Leaving The Nest

Stevie's daughter Rose suffers a tragic farm accident, which will change the lives of everyone on Drovers Run. Grace takes desperate measures to repay her secret loan to Ashleigh. Riley trains up a new horse for Grace, but will any horse be as good as Baggins?

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Sophia's Wedding - Part 1 When Sophia's old friend Esther Weinstock passes away, Sophia refuses to attend the funeral: "I will not stand under the same roof with that miserable bagiagaloop.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Sophia's Wedding - Part 2 Sophia's married life proves too much for Dorothy, who starts smoking again in an attempt to cope with her mother's recent marriage to Max Weinstock. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Chandler's Dad Monica arranges a surprise meeting for an embarrassed Chandler, and Joey gets in touch with his feminine side, determined to prove a point to Phoebe. Guest Stars Kathleen Turner. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Monica & Chandler's Wedding - Part 1

As the relatives gather for Monica and Chandler's wedding, Chandler realises the magnitude of what he's doing. Meanwhile, Joey is forced to make a major decision. Guest Stars Gary Oldman, Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould and Morgan Fairchild. Starring: Gary Oldman, Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould, Morgan Fairchild, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 RICHARD HAMMOND'S INVISIBLE WORLDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Speed Limits

Explore the extraordinary wonders of the world of detail hidden in the blink of an eye. In those few milliseconds, there are extraordinary things happening in that completely pass us by. A world where thin air can shatter rock and water can tear through metal. And where a spectacular celestial display is finally captured, even though many have claimed it doesn't even exist.

20:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Family Business The murder of the president of New York's most popular (and expensive) department store leads Briscoe and Curtis to two feuding daughters of the store's elderly owner, in this modern day 'King Lear.'

21:30 CRYING GAME 1992 WS MA

Crying Game Intriguing tale of a group of IRA kidnappers and the British soldier they nab and want to exchange for one of their own.

Starring: Forest Whitaker, Miranda Richardson, Stephen Rea

Cons.Advice: Very Coarse Language, Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Strong Violence

23:50 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:50 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:20 STEPTOE AND SON 1972 Repeat WS M

Steptoe And Son

Hell is set loose in the Steptoe household when Harold decides to marry a stripper. First, Albert, both resentful and jealous loses the wedding ring and then joins the newlyweds on the honeymoon. He then complains of food poisoning and Harold rushes him home, leaving his bride behind.

Starring: Wilfred Brambell, Harry Corbett, Carolyn Seymour, Arthur Howard

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

04:10 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Grand Old Lady

When a famous mystery writer dies, Jessica recalls a 1947 case that the writer was personally involved in.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams 05:05 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Sophia's Wedding - Part 1 When Sophia's old friend Esther Weinstock passes away, Sophia refuses to attend the funeral: "I will not stand under the same roof with that miserable bagiagaloop.

05:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Sophia's Wedding - Part 2 Sophia's married life proves too much for Dorothy, who starts smoking again in an attempt to cope with her mother's recent marriage to Max Weinstock. Sat Dec 3, 2011

06:00 THE BELLES OF ST. TRINIANS 1955 Repeat G

The Belles Of St. Trinians

A group of schoolgirls are more interested in racing forms than school books, as they try to get rich quick.

Starring: Alastair Sim, Joyce Grenfell, George Cole

08:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 CARRY ON SPYING 1964 Repeat G

Carry On Spying Misadventures of a group of inept trainee spies, scurrying through Europe and North Africa on the trail of a secret formula, taken by a subversive organization known as STENCH.

Starring: Kenneth Williams, Barbara Windsor, Bernard Cribbins, Charles Hawtrey, Eric Barker

11:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Sophia's Wedding - Part 1 When Sophia's old friend Esther Weinstock passes away, Sophia refuses to attend the funeral: "I will not stand under the same roof with that miserable bagiagaloop.

11:30 THE SMALL BACK ROOM 1949 Repeat PG

The Small Back Room As the Germans drop explosive booby-traps on 1943 England, the embittered expert who'll have to disarm them fights a private battle with alcohol.

Starring: David Farrar, Jack Hawkins, Kathleen Byron, Emeric Pressburger, Anthony Bushell

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

13:45 NEVER SO FEW 1959 Repeat HD WS PG

Never So Few A WWII Captain in Burma trains the Kachin natives in modern warfare but when Chinese rebels cross the border to loot and murder American soldiers, all notions of "Military protocol" are abandoned.

Starring: Frank Sinatra, Gina Lollobrigida, Peter Lawford, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

16:15 THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI 1957 Repeat HD PG

The Bridge On The River Kwai

William Holden and Alec Guinness star in this classic World War II drama. Colonel Nicholson of the British Army is imprisoned with his troops by the Japanese and is forced to direct his own POW's in the construction of a strategic bridge over the Kwai River for their Japanese captors. Starring: William Holden, Alec Guinness, Jack Hawkins, James Donald, Sessue Hayakawa, Geoffrey Horne, Ann Sears, Andre Morell

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Hopetoun House Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

20:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Sweet Sixteen The team is led to a crime scene involving a parachute jumper in the middle of the city, whose parachute apparently failed. And one investigator is injured when a snake is found at a crime scene.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Rock And A Hard Place When a jet skier is killed by a falling piece of slate that was thrown off the bridge, Horatio discovers this was no accident. The victim was a convicted drug dealer recently released from prison.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Rex Linn, Eva La Rue 22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Theory Of Everything While investigating a series of unusual deaths, the team discovers that all the victims are tied together through a strange set of circumstances.

Starring: Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:50 NEVER SO FEW 1959 Repeat HD WS PG

Starring: Frank Sinatra, Gina Lollobrigida, Peter Lawford, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

04:15 CARRY ON SPYING 1964 Repeat G

Carry On Spying Misadventures of a group of inept trainee spies, scurrying through Europe and North Africa on the trail of a secret formula, taken by a subversive organization known as STENCH.

Starring: Kenneth Williams, Barbara Windsor, Bernard Cribbins, Charles Hawtrey, Eric Barker