Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM Sun Sep 18, 2011 06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG The Power of the Bible: Episode 1 Religious programme. 06:30 THE BARGEE 1964 Repeat PG The Bargee When a lock-keeper entrusts his daughter with a canal Casanova he is shocked to learn that she is pregnant. He then refuses to open his locks - causing barges to pile up in every direction until the guilty party confesses. Starring: Harry Corbett, Hugh Griffith, Eric Sykes, Julia Foster, Ronnie Barker, Eric Barker, Miriam Karlin Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Sexual References 08:40 THE GHOST OF ST. MICHAEL'S 1941 Repeat PG The Ghost of St. Michael's When a boy's school is relocated to a haunted Scottish castle during World War II, a school teacher suspects that a murderer lives among them after faculty members meet mysterious deaths. Starring: Charles Hawtrey, Will Hay, Claude Hulbert Cons.Advice: Supernatural Themes 10:20 MISS ROBIN HOOD 1952 Repeat WS G Miss Robin Hood A modern female Robin Hood doing good for all. Starring: Margaret Rutherford, Sid James 11:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat PG Adam Harvey: Falling into Place Music Special. 12:00 LITTLE WOMEN 1949 Captioned Repeat WS G Little Women Film adaptation of Louisa May Alcott's beloved novel about four daughters of a New England family who fight for happiness during the Civil War. Starring: June Allyson, Elizabeth Taylor, Janet Leigh, Margaret O'brien, Peter Lawford, Rossano Brazzi, Mary Astor 14:30 GETAWAY Captioned WS PG Kate travels to the Philippines to revisit her family heritage; Dermott visits the new casino capital of the world Macau; Jules takes a day trip to Rottnest island off Perth and Kelly visits little known Pumpkin Island off Rockhampton in Queensland. Plus, Catriona takes a guided walk on beautiful Maria Island near Hobart. 15:00 THE GUNS OF NAVARONE 1961 Repeat HD WS PG The Guns Of Navarone In the darkest days of WWII, the Nazis hold the Aegean Seas against all the might of the Allied forces. A small group of daring commandos attempt an impossible assault against an invincible army - their life or death mission: to destroy the guns of Navarone. Starring: Gregory Peck, David Niven, Anthony Quinn, Stanley Baker, Anthony Quayle, James Darren, Irene Papas Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Mild Coarse Language 18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG Miles To Go Rose learns that her boyfriend Miles is really Nicholas Carbone, a mob witness relocated to Miami by the Witness Protection Program. 18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G Bridlington Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G For the first time in ages, Jean and Lionel have the house to themselves following Judiths wedding and Sandys departure with Harry to Canada. Meanwhile, Jean is trying to persuade Lionel to write part two' of his autobiography. 20:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean and Lionel reminisce about their time together, touching upon Jean's piques of jealousy regarding younger women; Judith's and Sandy's relationships; and Lionel's health. 20:30 ELIZABETH 1998 HD WS M Elizabeth A film of the early years of the reign of Elizabeth I of England and her difficult task of learning what is necessary to be a monarch. Starring: Cate Blanchett, Geoffry Rush, Ralph Fiennes, Richard Attenborough, Fanny Ardant Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sex Scenes 23:05 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG The One With The Giant Poking Device Monica accidently injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 23:35 NEIL SIMON'S THE GOODBYE GIRL 2004 WS TB Neil Simon's The Goodbye Girl A classic film about a dumped-on divorcee and an aspiring actor who become unwilling roommates in a New York City apartment. Starring: Jeff Daniels, Patricia Heaton, Hallie Kate Eisenberg, Lynda Boyd, Alan Cumming 01:35 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG Sister Of The Bride Blanche's homosexual brother, Clayton, plans a commitment ceremony with his boyfriend, Doug. 02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G 04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries. 05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG Miles To Go Rose learns that her boyfriend Miles is really Nicholas Carbone, a mob witness relocated to Miami by the Witness Protection Program. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Sep 19, 2011 06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. 09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen. 09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. 10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG The One With The Giant Poking Device Monica accidently injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG The One With The Football A good-natured football game reveals some serious rivalries; Monica and Ross compete for the 'Geller Cup' while Joey and Chandler compete for a Dutch girl. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG The Taxman Cometh An IRS-plagued woman may have killed her informer husband. Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams 12:00 SARABAND FOR DEAD LOVERS 1948 Repeat G Saraband For Dead Lovers A young woman marries Prince George but it's far from a love match and she falls for a Swedish Count. Starring: Stewart Granger, Joan Greenwood, Flora Robson, Frederick Valk, Francoise Rosay, Peter Bull 14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG What Lies Beneath The Hammersley uncovers a sophisticated drug smuggling network, with explosive results. Mike is convinced the Federal Police are covering up the poisoning death of a marine biologist. Kate is jealous of Mike's relationship with Ursula Morrell, while Nikki struggles to restrain her feelings for ET. Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor 15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Anniversary Tess decides to hold a party to celebrate Nick's life, but has she really accepted that he's gone? Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani 16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG There Goes The Bride: Part 1 Dorothy and Stan decide to remarry. 16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG There Goes The Bride: Part 2 As Dorothy and Stan plan their wedding, the other girls interview potential new roommates. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG The One Where Rachel Quits Rachel quits her job at Central Perk; Joey's new job upsets Pheobe. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters; Rachel meets a handsome stranger who may help her career. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. 19:30 OCEAN GIANTS Captioned Live HD WS PG Deep Thinkers This incredible documentary grants unique and privileged access into the magical world of whales and dolphins, uncovering the secrets of their intimate lives as never before. 20:30 UNDER SURVEILLANCE Captioned Repeat WS TB 21:30 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Repeat WS MA Anna Vincenzo's Chef Ramsay visits an Italian restaurant in Boca Raton, FL. Owner CC is quick to talk back but desperate for Chef Ramsays help. Gordon has to shorten Anna Vincenzos huge menu and teach CC a thing or two about cooking. Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language 22:30 THE BIG C HD WS M The Little c Paul plays matchmaker for Andrea and the Ukrainian co-worker he is mentoring; an indiscreet Adam is responsible for jeopardizing Cathy's new job as a swim coach; and Sean contemplates taking the next step with Rebecca and seeks advice on how to go about it. Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References 23:00 WEEDS HD WS M Object Impermanence Nancy has a run-in with an old acquaintance and Silas gets caught in the crossfire; Andy engages in a new business enterprise that requires Doug and Shane's assistance. Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Drug Use, Some Violence 23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG The One Where Rachel Quits Rachel quits her job at Central Perk; Joey's new job upsets Pheobe.