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FULL OF MEANING SINCE 1992 ORIGINAL IMAGE “HUNGRY HIPPO” BY CENZ • FLICKR.COM/CENZ VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 32 | AUGUST 6-12, 2015 | FREE [2] WEEKLY ALIBI AUGUST 6-12 , 2015 AUGUST 6-12 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [3] CRIB NOTES alibi BY AUGUST MARCH Crib Notes: Aug. 6, 2015 VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 32 | AUGUST 6-12 , 2015 EDITORIAL 1 Last week federal officials admitted FILM EDITOR: that plans to resume operations at Devin D. O’Leary (ext. 230) [email protected] New Mexico’s _________________________ in MUSIC EDITOR : August March (ext. 245) March 2016 will likely see further FOOD EDITOR : delays. Ty Bannerman (ext. 260) [email protected] CALENDARS EDITOR/COPY EDITOR: a) Spaceport Mark Lopez (ext. 239) [email protected] b) Waste Isolation Pilot Plant STAFF WRITER /SOCIAL MEDIA GURU : c) Nuclear Weapons Laboratory Amelia Olson (ext. 224) [email protected] CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: d) Experimental Particle Accelerator Cecil Adams, Sam Adams, Steven Robert Allen, Gustavo Arellano, Rob Brezsny, Shawna Brown, Suzanne Buck, Eric Castillo, David Correia, Mark Officials at the Albuquerque BioPark Fischer, Ari LeVaux, Mark Lopez, August March, 2 asked patrons to go to the zoo’s Genevieve Mueller, Geoffrey Plant, Benjamin Radford, Facebook page to suggest names for Jeremy Shattuck, Holly von Winckel a baby ___________________ born in June. PRODUCTION ART DIRECTOR: a) yeti Jesse Schulz (ext. 229) [email protected] b) gargantua PRODUCTION MANAGER : Archie Archuleta (ext. 240) [email protected] c) phoenix EDITORIAL DESIGNER/ d) giraffe GRAPHIC DESIGNER : Tasha Lujan (ext. 254) [email protected] ILLUSTRATOR/GRAPHIC DESIGNER : 3 City councilor Ken Sanchez is behind a Robert Maestas (ext.254) [email protected] bill that would set and enforce a strict STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER: Eric Williams [email protected] curfew for certain _____________________ CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS: residing in Albuquerque. Ben Adams, Eva Avenue, Cutty Bage, Max Cannon, Michael Ellis, Adam Hansen, Jodie Herrera, KAZ, Jack a) vampires Larson, Tom Nayder, Ryan North b) lycanthropes SALES c) extraterrestrials SALES DIRECTOR: d) teenagers Sarah Bonneau (ext. 235) [email protected] SENIOR DISPLAY ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE: John Hankinson (ext. 265) [email protected] It rained so hard in central New ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES: 4 Mexico last weekend that flash floods Rudy Carrillo (ext. 245) [email protected] Valerie Hollingsworth (ext. 263) [email protected] caused disruption of ___________________ Dawn Lytle (ext. 258) [email protected] service between Albuquerque and Tierna Unruh-Enos (ext. 248) [email protected] Santa Fe. 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The Rockies moved the right-hander, who rocked a 3.17 ERA with the Isotopes, up to Denver Association to face the Mariners. a of Alternative Newsmedia [4] WEEKLY ALIBI AUGUST 6-12 , 2015 The bottles appeared to have been opened assault, criminal trespassing, disorderly Dateline: Australia using the animal’s teeth. The shelter said conduct with a weapon, possession of a An Australian man has filed a lawsuit two more empty beer bottles were found in deadly weapon during the commission of a against Abu Dhabi-based airline Etihad ODDS the bushes near where Wandzia was found felony offense, unlawful discharge of a after he allegedly suffered back injuries as a passed out. Wandzia spent two days sleeping firearm and threatening and intimidating. direct result of being seated next to an obese D off her intoxication and nursing a hangover. The snake was released into the wild. man. James Bassos’ lawsuit claims he was N “Oh, youth. Oh, summer holidays,” read a KNXV-15 in Phoenix talked to neighbors in ENDS seated next to an overweight man on an caption on pictures of the recuperating Harrison’s mobile home park and found he A October 2011 flight from Dubai to Sydney badger. The animal was released back into has a penchant for using unusual weapons. and was forced to “contort and twist” in his the wild by the end of the week. Manager Suzi Riddell told reporters that WEIRD NEWS seat in order to avoid making physical Harrison “has gone to other people that live contact with the other passenger. “After in here with big hornet’s nests and tried to Dateline: England repeated requests of cabin crew, Mr. Bassos Dateline: Arizona throw them in their door. He gets a crazy A man in West Yorkshire called 999—the was given limited access to a crew seat but A 38-year-old man suspected of entering a idea and wants to go with it.” British equivalent of 911—to report that his was still required to spend long stretches of home uninvited and threatening to kill a cat had eaten his bacon. The operator began time in a position which he claims caused a residents with a rattlesnake apparently has a by asking the caller, “What’s your back injury and aggravated an existing back history of using non-human accomplices in Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird emergency?” The unidentified man condition,” papers filed by Bassos’ lawyers his crimes. Nathaniel Buck Harrison of news to [email protected]. responded by saying, “Er ... me girlfriend has state. Brisbane District Court Judge Fleur Oracle was arrested on July 23 after police let the cat eat my bacon.” Over the course Kingham refused Etihad’s request to throw say he entered a home and accused a man of the 90-second call, the man told the the case out, but did order a medical there of being a “rat” who sent a friend of his operator he wanted to press charges against examination of Bassos, which is scheduled to prison. He then allegedly hit the 53-year- his girlfriend and the cat. “Sir, it’s not a to take place in December. Etihad said in a old victim over the head with a board and criminal offense to let your cat eat your public statement that the medical tried to get a live rattlesnake he brought bacon,” explained the emergency operator. examination should bring the lawsuit to “an with him to bite the man. The snake refused “And we don’t arrest cats.” The West early conclusion” and that the airline “has a to cooperate, however, forcing Harrison to Yorkshire Police made the catcall public in zero tolerance policy towards unruly pull out a handgun and “fire a bullet into a order to raise awareness of improper use of behavior.” speaker box close to the victim’s foot,” the 999 system. Tom Donahoe, who heads according to the Pinal County Sheriff’s the West Yorkshire dispatch team, told the Office. A 911 call in response to the gunshot Yorkshire Evening Post his office receives Dateline: Poland brought deputies to the house. At first, A drunk badger slept off a party binge after nearly 1,000 emergency calls per day. Not Harrison refused to come out, but was allegedly stealing more than a six-pack of all of those calls are proper emergencies, eventually taken into custody. The gun was beers from beach-goers in the seaside town however. “Someone rang us at two in the found hidden under a couch, and the snake of Rewal. The Dzika Ostoja animal shelter morning to ask who the actor was that was found slithering around the floor. said in a Facebook post the female badger, played Magnum P.I.,” Donahoe told the Harrison was booked into jail under dubbed Wandzia, was found on the beach paper.