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A NEW SERIES FROM THE CREATORS OF SM WON’T BOW DON’T KNOW HOW New Orleans, 2005 ONLINE GUIDE MAY 2010 SUNDAYS 10 PM/9C SATURDAYSATURDAY NIGHTSNIGHTS The prehistoric pals trade the permafrost for paradise in this third adventure in the Ice Age series. As Manny the Mammoth and his woolly wife prep for parenthood, Sid the Sloth decides to join his furry friend by fathering a trio of snatched eggs...which soon hatch into dinosaurs! It isn’t long before Mama T-Rex turns up looking for her tots and ends up leading the pack of glacial mates to a vibrant climate under the ice where dinos rule. “The best of the three films...” (Roger Ebert). Featuring the voices of Ray Romano, Screwball quantum paleontologist Will Ferrell and three companions time warp back John Leguizamo, Denis to the prehistoric age in this comical adventure based on the cult 1970s TV series. Leary, Josh Peck and Danny McBride, Anna Friel and Jorma Taccone star as Ferrell’s cohorts whose routine Queen Latifah. (MV) PG- expedition winds up leaving them in a primitive world of dinosaurs, cave-dwelling 1:34. HBO May 1,2,4,9,15, lizards, ape-like creatures and hungry mosquitoes. Directed by Brad Silberling; 19,23,27,31 C5EH written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft’s Land STARTS SATURDAY, of the Lost. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:42. HBO May 8,9,11,16,20,22,24,27,30 C5EH MAY 1 STARTS SATURDAY, MAY 8 A NEW MOVIE EVERY SATURDAY—GUARANTEED! SATURDAYSATURDAY NIGHTSNIGHTS One night in Vegas She was born to save proves to be more her sister’s life, but at than four guys arriving what cost to her own? for a bachelor party Cameron Diaz and can handle in this Abigail Breslin star in riotous Golden Globe®- this heart-pulling drama winning comedy. With about the ethical short-term memory dilemma surrounding a proving elusive, the family with a leukemia- three groomsmen—the ridden daughter and groom-to-be’s two her sister who may be best friends and his the only link to her sur- lunatic future brother- vival. Having spent a in-law—awaken to find: childhood extracting 1) a tiger in their bath- blood, bone marrow room; 2) a baby in and stem cells for her their closet; and 3) the sick older sister, 11- groom is missing. With year-old Anna puts a time running out, the stop at kidney surgery trio race to recover and enlists the help of their friend—and their a lawyer to battle her memories—before it’s parents for ownership too late. Starring Bradley of her body. Also with Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Alec Baldwin, Jason Galifianakis and Heather Patric, Sofia Vassilieva Graham. (AC,AL,BN, and Joan Cusack. MV) R-1:40. HBO May (AC,AL) PG13-1:49. 15,18,23,26,27,31 HBO May 22,23,25,30 C5EH C5EH STARTS SATURDAY, STARTS SATURDAY, MAY 15 MAY 22 A NEW MOVIE EVERY SATURDAY—GUARANTEED! ORIGINALS FROM THE PRODUCERS OF BAND OF BROTHERS® It's May. Is Barack They were two of the Obama’s honey- most powerful leaders moon with of the free world who America—andSM with HELL WAS AN OCEAN AWAY forged a loyal, if tem- Bill Maher—finally pestuous, friendship over? Find out as out of the crucible of HBO presents five political necessity. all-new editions of Michael Sheen and this weekly series Dennis Quaid star in Never underestimate hosted by the the HBO Films drama the politics of friendship. politically incor- that chronicles the “special relationship” rect muse. Every shared by British prime live show features minister Tony Blair and an opening mono- U.S. president Bill logue, “round- Clinton in the 1990s. table” discussions Their wives, Hillary with Maher and a Clinton and Cherie guest forum, seg- Blair (Hope Davis and ments with other Helen McCrory), com- special guests plete a unique four- appearing in-stu- some connected by dio or via satellite, shared ideologies and ® ® special taped seg- personal affection as From the producers of the Emmy -winning Band of Brothers —comesments, the final three andparts of this epic miniseries that tells the true stories of three Marines fighting in the brutal Pacific they endure triumph, Maher’s “New theater during WWII. Focusing on the intertwined odyssey of Robert Leckie (James Badge conflict and scandal Rules” segment along the way. (AC,AL) Dale), Eugene Sledge (Joe Mazzello) and John Basilone (Jon Seda), The Pacific follows these heroic men and their brothers-in-arms through the rain foreststhat ofexposes Cape Gloucester soci- TV14-1:32. HBO May ety’s most absurd FROM THE WRITER OF THE QUEEN AND FROST/NIXON 29,30,31 CSEh and strongholds of Peleliu, across the bloody sands of Iwo Jima and Okinawa, and to their triumphant but uneasy return home. (AC,AL,BN,GV) TVMA/V,L-1:01.habits HBO C5Ehand institu- tions. As he’s , , SUNDAYS AT 9 PM/8C SATURDAY MAY 29 9PM/8C FINALE PREMIERES MAY 16 ORIGINALS A NEW SERIES FROM THE CREATORS OF Three months after HBO Family Documentary Series It's May. Is Hurricane Katrina Barack flooded New Orleans, Obama’s a diverse group of res- honey- idents—musicians, moon chefs, Mardi Gras with America—and SM Indians and ordinary with Bill Maher— New Orleanians, among finally over? Find them—try to rebuildSM out as HBO pres- their lives, their homes, ® ents five all-new WON’T BOW and their unique culture. editions of this From the creators of weekly series host- DON’T KNOW HOW ® The Wire comes this all- ed by the political- New Orleans, 2005 new HBO drama series ly incorrect muse. that sets the fictional Every live show events of the show to the features an open- actual chronology of ing monologue, political, economic and cultural events that fol- “roundtable” dis- lowed the storm. The cast cussions with includes Wendell Pierce, Maher and a guest Khandi Alexander, forum, segments Clarke Peters, Rob with other special Brown, Steve Zahn, Talent. Aspiration. Dedication. Hard work. Luck. It takes allguests of this andappearing more to Kim Dickens, Melissa make it as an artist. This nine-part documentary series chroniclesin-studio one unique or pro-via Leo, John Goodman, gram that offers a rare opportunity for a select group of high-schoolsatellite, students special to Michiel Huisman and work with America’s greatest artists. Each 30-minute episodetaped features segments, a different Lucia Micarelli. artist who works in an intimate, interactive classroom environmentand Maher’s with the “New stu- (AC,AL,N) TVMA/L- dents. Artists featured include: Placido Domingo, Liv Ullmann,Rules” Franksegment Gehry, :59. HBO C5Eh Bill T. Jones, Jacques d’Amboise, Michael Tilson Thomas, Olafurthat exposesElliason, Juliansoci- SUNDAYS AT 10 PM/9C CSh SUNDAYS AT 10 PM/9C Schnabel and Edward Albee. (AL) TV14/L-:30. HBOety’s May 2,9,16most absurd ENCORE PLAYS TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, THURSDAYS NEW EDITIONS PREMIERE SUNDAY AFTERNOONS ORIGINALS Is Bill Maher’s love affair with our new adminis- tration officially over? Find out as HBO pres- ents more new editions of this acclaimed talk/ comedy series. Each live show features an opening monologue, “roundtable” discus- sions with Maher and a guest forum, segments with other special guests, special taped segments, and Maher’s “New Rules” segment which exposes many of society’s most absurd habits or institutions. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO Csh Everyone knows the hilarity that Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant have wrought in The Office and Executive produced by the Extras. But is the world ready for Karl Pilkington? masterminds of the “Funny Based on the record-setting audio podcast, this HBO or Die” website, this sketch- comedy series sets the spontaneous discussions of comedy series features dozens of the trio to animation utilizing material recorded in talented comedians, actors and writers in an anything- the podcasts. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:30. HBO C5eh goes environment. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:28. HBO C5H FRIDAYS AT 9 PM/8C FRIDAYS AT MIDNIGHT/11 PM C SEASON FINALE PREMIERES MAY 21 SEASON FINALE PREMIERES MAY 14 ORIGINALS It's May. Is Barack He was the United For decades, the HIV Obama’s honey- Nations’ “go to guy.” virus has been a death moon with But Sergio Vieira de sentence for most America—and with Mello was more than Africans. But today, a Bill Maher—finally an irresistible image. Lazarus-type modern over? Find out as He was a humanitarian miracle is taking place, HBO presents five of the highest order, bringing those on the all-new editions of and his long career as brink of death an this weekly series a U.N. diplomat earned unbelievable second hosted by the him tremendous praise chance. Acclaimed politically incor- for his hands-on work director Lance Bangs inside nations in explores the HIV/AIDS rect muse. Every crisis—including war- pandemic in Africa— live show features torn Iraq where he was which has killed over an opening mono- targeted by Al Qaeda 20 million people—and logue, “round- terrorists. With visceral looks at the drug treat- table” discussions immediacy, haunting ments that can bring with Maher and a footage and harrowing someone on death’s guest forum, seg- testimony, this door back to life at a ments with other documentary tells the cost of only 40 cents a special guests inspiring story of this day. (AC) TVPG-:32. appearing in-stu- complex Brazilian and HBO May 24,28 dio or via satellite, recreates the events of CSEh special taped seg- the ominous day in ments, and 2003 when Sergio was Maher’s “New marked for death.