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PAGE 6B PRESS & DAKOTAN n FRIDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2012 The Top 10 TV TelevisionWeek Local Listings For The Week Of December 22-28, 2012

Shows SATURDAY PRIMETIME/LATE NIGHT DECEMBER 22, 2012 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 BROADCAST STATIONS Cook’s The The Prairie Hometime Classic Gospel Memo- The Lawrence Welk Guy Lom- As Time Keeping Last of the New Red The Red No Cover, No Austin City Limits A Under- Sun Studio Globe Trekker The PBS Country Victory Yard & (N) Å ries of Christmas. Å Show Songs from the bardo Goes Up Summer Green Green Minimum “Vince Two 1979 performance by ground Sessions Rijksmuseum in Am- KUSD ^ 8 ^ Garden Garden 1970s. By Å Wine Show Eagles” Tom Waits. Å sterdam. (In Stereo) Of 2012 $ $ Å Å KTIV 4 Boxing Fight Night. From Bethlehem, Pa. Paid News News 4 Insider “Mr. Magoo” WWE Tribute Saturday Night Live News 4 Saturday Night Live Extra (N) 1st Look House Boxing Fight Night. From Bethlehem, Pa. (N) (In Johnny NBC KDLT The Big ›› “Mr. Magoo’s WWE Tribute to the Saturday Night Live KDLT Saturday Night Live Bruno Mars The Simp- According (Off Air) BY CHUCK BARNEY NBC Stereo Live) Å Cash Nightly News Bang Christmas Carol” Troops (N) (In Ste- Martin Short; Paul Mc- News hosts and performs. (In Stereo) Å sons Å to Jim Å KDLT % 5 % News (N) (N) Å Theory (1962, Fantasy) reo) Å Cartney performs. (N) Å © 2012, Contra Costa Times KCAU ) 6 ) ESPN Sports Saturday (N) Ladder ABC News Edition Prep & Chip CMA Country Christmas (In Stereo) Å News CSI: Miami Å Private Practice Back Castle Å College Basketball Kansas at Ohio State. (N) Reverse CBS Eve- News Home Made in Jersey A Made in Jersey Dar- 48 Hours (N) (In Ste- News Entertainment Tonight CSI: Miami The CSIs Leverage Nate, Sophie Paid Pro- CBS (Live) Å Memory ning News Ideas man’s wife is killed dur- lene reveals a secret to reo) Å (N) (In Stereo) Å search for a missing and the mark are taken gram It’s often difficult to heap praise KELO + 3 + Loss (N) ing a robbery. (N) Riley. (N) Å groom. Å hostage. upon a medium that has tortured ESPN Sports Saturday (N) Jeopardy! ABC World KSFY Wheel of Prep & A Chip- CMA Country Christmas Country stars share KSFY Paid Pro- Burn Notice Heroin Criminal Minds A Tummy Paid Pro- ABC Å News News at 6 Fortune Å Landing munk holiday traditions. (In Stereo) Å News gram smugglers take Sam woman Garcia knows Tuck gram us with “Jersey Shore” and Honey KSFY ` 7 ` Å Boo Boo. But for all its glaring in HD hostage. goes missing. KMEG . 13 & College Basketball Kansas at Ohio State. Best Gift News Jeopardy Wheel Made in Jersey (N) Made in Jersey (N) 48 Hours (N) Å Law & Order Å Cold Case “WASP” Paid Paid Paid Paid faults, television continues to turn World’s Funniest Mo- American Ski Classic 2012 XTERRA USA To Be Announced Cops A Cops Å Kitchen Nightmares New New MasterChef The cooks 30 Sec- Friends Å Friends Å Every- TMZ (N) (In Stereo) Å FOX ments: Christmas 2012 Championship (N) Å prostitution “Zocalo” (In Stereo) Adv./Old Adv./Old replicate onds to body-Ray- out some exceptional work. Here KTTW 5 9 _ Å are 10 great examples in 2012 that sting. (PA) Christine Christine dishes. Fame mond KLKN ESPN Sports Saturday (N) Pain? ABC News Simpsons Prep & Chip CMA Country Christmas (In Stereo) Å News Entertainment ’Night Castle Å Paid Bloopers Bloopers made my job a lot more fun: KOLN College Basketball Kansas at Ohio State. Edition News News Wheel Made in Jersey (N) Made in Jersey (N) 48 Hours (N) Å News Burn Notice Å Criminal Minds Paid Cold Case “WASP” 1. “Breaking Bad” (AMC) — KPTH To Be Announced Cops (N) Cops Kitchen Nightmares To Be Announced MasterChef 30S Paid Office Office Friends Friends Season 4 of this still-magnificent KSCB 97 Travel BGEA Gospel Gospel Jesus Israel “Christmas With a Capital C” (2010) K. Hagin Sekulow In Touch P. Stone Alive Hillsong End Sound Ramp MX TV Acquire KSIN 99 , Quilting Sew It All Sewing Antiques Roadshow Classic Gospel Lom Lawrence Welk Time/By Keep Up Served? Wine Red Green Doctor Who Å (Off Air) meth drama ended with Walter Å Å White () vanquish- KXNE ( Globe Trekker Safari Steves This Old House Hr Lawrence Welk Doc Martin Masterpiece Classic Masterpiece Classic Ballykissangel Austin City Limits (Off Air) PAY CHANNELS ing the monster. In the first half of ›› › ›› ›› ›› › (401) “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) “Something Borrowed” (2011) Ginnifer “Joyful Noise” (2012) Queen Latifah, Dolly “Johnny English Reborn” “Joyful Noise” (2012) Queen Latifah, Dolly “Your Highness” (2011) Danny its farewell season, Walter became HBO 17 Dwayne Johnson. (In Stereo) Å Goodwin, Kate Hudson. (In Stereo) Å Parton. Premiere. (In Stereo) Å (2011) Rowan Atkinson. Å Parton, Keke Palmer. (In Stereo) Å McBride. (In Stereo) Å the monster. High on his own HBO2 “Matrix Reload” ›› “Safe House” (2012) (In Stereo) Å ›› “Tower Heist” (2011) . Boardwalk Empire Game of Thrones Treme Å “Once Upon” “Beatdown” (2010) (In Stereo) ›› ››› ›› ›› ›› (420) “Major “Antitrust” (2001) Ryan Phillippe, Rachael “Big Stan” (2007) Rob Sch- “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson, “The Revenant” (2009, Comedy) David “Dark Secrets” (2012, Adult) Kelli “The Revenant” (2009) David hubris, the meek chemistry MAX Lgue 2” Leigh Cook. (In Stereo) Å neider. (In Stereo) Å Jason Sudeikis. (In Stereo) Å Anders. Premiere. (In Stereo) Å McCarty. (In Stereo) Å Anders. (In Stereo) Å teacher-turned-ruthless-kingpin spi- MAX2 “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” (1992) ›› “The Dilemma” (2011) (In Stereo) Strike Back Å› “End of Days” (1999) (In Stereo) Å Hotel Erotica Cabo Feature 10 ››› “The Breakfast Club” Sin City Diaries raled deeper and deeper into the SHOW 18 (435) War Hrse Untold History Dexter Å Homeland “The Choice” Å ››› “Our Idiot Brother” ››› “50/50” (2011) Å› “Mother’s Day” (2010) (In Stereo) Å Homeland Å Dexter Å dark depths while alienating his SHOW2 “Peace, Love” ››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) Å ››› “The School of Rock” (2003) ››› “The Rock” (1996) Sean Connery. (In Stereo) “Big Money Rustlas” (2010) “Devil’s Playground” (2010) wife (Anna Gunn) and his longtime TMC “Bodyguards and Assassins” › “Twisted” (2004) Ashley Judd. Å› “Loosies” (2011) (In Stereo) “Freddy’s Dead” ›› “Maniac Cop 2” (1991) “Freddy’s Dead” ›› “Maniac Cop 2” (1991) CABLE STATIONS partner in crime (). His A&E 57 I Beyond Scared Beyond Scared Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Parking Parking Parking Parking Billy Billy Storage Storage Parking Parking Parking Parking journey was disturbing, horrifying AMC 41 V ›› “Jumanji” (1995) Å ›››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947) Å ››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1994, Fantasy) Å ››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1994, Fantasy) Å ›››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947) — and absolutely mesmerizing. ANPL 19 K Too Cute! Å Too Cute! Å Too Cute! Å Too Cute! (In Stereo) Too Cute! (N) Pup Culture Too Cute! (In Stereo) Pup Culture Too Cute! (In Stereo) Too Cute! (In Stereo) Too Cute! (In Stereo) And now that Walter’s DEA agent BRAVO 25 W Housewives/Atl. Real Housewives Real Housewives Real Housewives ››› “The Family Man” (2000) Nicolas Cage. ››› “The Family Man” (2000) Nicolas Cage. ›› “Overboard” (1987) Goldie Hawn. brother-in-law (Dean Norris) finally CMTV 38 Ω Reba Chainsaw Redneck Island Redneck Island Redneck Island Redneck Island Redneck Island (N) Chainsaw Chainsaw Redneck Island Chainsaw Chainsaw Redneck Island Redneck Island CNBC 53 T Cook Cindy C WEN Hair Paid Paid Paid Money in Millions Ultimate Factories Suze Orman Show Princess Princess Ultimate Factories Suze Orman Show Princess Princess Paid Hair appears to be onto him, I can CNN 33 Q Newsr’m Gupta CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) Fareed Zakaria GPS Piers Morgan Piers Morgan Fareed Zakaria GPS Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom Fareed Zakaria GPS hardly wait to see where this COM 45 ≠ Cable Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 South Pk Beavis South Pk Beavis South Pk Beavis South Pk Beavis South Pk Beavis South Pk Beavis South Pk Beavis twisted morality tale takes us next. CSPAN 49 1 Washington This Week Commun Washington This Week Washington This Week 2. “” (FX) — DISC 34 L Amish Mafia Å Moonshiners Å Moonshiners Å The Great Barrier Reef Great Barrier Reef. Frozen Planet (N) Last Frontier Frozen Planet Å Last Frontier The Great Barrier Reef Great Barrier Reef. The hog-straddling bad boys of this DISN 64 D Shake It Shake It Good Austin Austin Shake It Dog Dog “The Search for Santa Paws” Phineas ANT Jessie Shake It Good ANT Shake It Austin Phineas Good Smart biker drama have always made for DISXD 65 (103) Buttowski Buttowski Zeke Zeke Suite Life Suite Life Suite Life Suite Life Kickin’ It Kickin’ It Kickin’ It Phineas Slug Phineas Phineas Phineas Ultimate Avengers Phineas Phineas Buttowski Buttowski E!TV 51 Æ Celebrity Oops: E! News ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) ››› “Ocean’s Thirteen” (2007) . Love You Fashion Police The Soup Chelsea Love You E! Investigates Chelsea good TV. But Season 5 revved up ENC (480) ›› “Major Payne” (1995) (In Stereo) ›› “Tron: Legacy” (2010) . ›› “The Butterfly Effect” (2004) Å ››› “Men in Black” (1997) ›› “Army of Darkness” Å ›› “Tron: Legacy” (2010) Jeff Bridges. the raw intensity to full-throttle as ESPN 28 8 College Football: Maaco Bowl Las Vegas Monday Night Countdown (N) NFL Football Atlanta Falcons at Detroit Lions. (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) it chronicled Jax Teller’s (Charlie ESPN2 29 9 College Basketball Marshall at Kentucky. College Basketball Illinois vs. Missouri. (N) College Basketball SEC Storied (N) SportCtr SportCtr NBA Poker World/Poker World/Poker EWTN 74 ± Hymns Rosary Path of the Messiah Music Mother Angelica Time to Remember Rosary Living Right Theater of the Word Daily Mass Christ Savoring Dana-Christmas Hunnam) tumultuous transition to ››› ›› ›› club leader and his ugly dealings FAM 62 H Year Without Santa Santa Claus, Town “The Santa Clause” (1994) “The Santa Clause 2” (2002) “Santa Clause 3: Escape Clause” “The Santa Clause 2” (2002) Keurig Paid FX 23 X ›› “Night at the Museum” “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian” ›› “Alvin and the Chipmunks” (2007) “Alvin and Chipmunks: Squeakquel” Sunny League League Unsuper. Sunny Unsuper. with the traitorous Clay (Ron Perl- FXNWS 50 P America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge Geraldo at Large Jour. News Justice Judge Geraldo at Large Red Eye man). (Ah, yes, uneasy lies the FOXSP 35 ; College Basketball Words Gopher Vikings Vikings To Be Announced Ice Dreams Gopher Wolves World Poker Tour To Be Announced Gopher head that wears a crown). More- GOLF 55 (310) 2012 U.S. Open Golf Championship Golf PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From Charlotte, N.C. Golf PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From Charlotte, N.C. over, the usual violence and villainy HALL 22 A ››› “Moonlight and Mistletoe” (2008) “A Christmas Wish” (2011, Drama) Å ›› “The Christmas Card” (2006) Å “Christmas With Holly” (2012) Sean Faris. ››› “All I Want for Christmas” (2007) “Trad Christmas” was tinged with visceral heartbreak HGTV 54 B Famous House Billion Billion High Low Hunt Intl House Hunters Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl HIST 46 O Mankind The Story of All of Us Å Mankind The Story of All of Us Å Mankind The Story of All of Us Å Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Mankind The Story of All of Us Å Pawn Pawn (R.I.P., Opie), and the show benefit- KAUN 15 6 Cis. Kid Cis. Kid Hopalong Hopalong Bishop Bishop Hillbillies Hillbillies Colgate Comedy Route 66 I Spy ›› “The Phantom Planet” (1961) ››› “Scrooge” (1951) Alastair Sim. ted from jolts of fresh energy pro- KWSD 12 . Rifleman Rifleman Emergency! Hogan Hogan Batman Batman Lost in Space Å Star Trek Å ›› “Abbott and Costello Go to Mars” Bottom of Sea Get Get Car 54? Car 54? vided by and Harold LIFE 58 = ››› “The Christmas Hope” (2009) Å ›› “A Nanny for Christmas” (2010) ››› “A Boyfriend for Christmas” Å ››› “Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus” ››› “A Boyfriend for Christmas” Å “Single Santa” Perrineau. The excessive plot gyra- MSNBC 66 R MSNBC Live (N) Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Lockup Lockup Lockup (N) Lockup Lockup: Raw Lockup: Raw Lockup: Raw tions drive me bonkers at times, NICK 32 E Victo Victo Victo Marvin Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. iCarly Victo Nanny Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends George George Lopez Å George but this so-called “ on RFDTV (131) Grow Rodeo Ag PhD Farm Gaither Gospel Hour Reno’s Presleys’ Stuart Midwest Country (N) High. Mollie B Polka Party Larry’s Diner Family Reunion Paid Paid Grow Reno’s SOAP (120) Gilmore Girls Å Gilmore Girls Å Gilmore Girls Å General Hospital General Hospital General Hospital General Hospital General Hospital Brothers & Sisters Brothers & Sisters Brothers & Sisters Harleys” has managed to keep its SPEED 63 < Chop Cut Chop Cut Auto Racing Auto Racing Ride Ride Ride Ride Ride Ride Ride Ride AMA Supercross Racing Atlanta 2012. Unique Whips motor runnin’. SPIKE 30 ¨ Tenants Tenants Tenants Tenants Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo Ways Die Ways Die 3. “Homeland” (Showtime) — STARZ “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse” ›› “John Carter” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. (In Stereo) “The Pirates! Band of Misfits” › “Zookeeper” (2011) Å ›› “Colombiana” (2011) Zoe Saldana. › “Ultraviolet” SYFY 44 N ››› “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home” (1986) ›› “Star Trek Generations” (1994) Patrick Stewart. ››› “Star Trek: First Contact” (1996) ››› “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” (1982) “Star Trek V” OK, so that whole bit about hacking Å ›› into the vice president’s pacemaker TBS 36 Y Friends Friends Friends Friends King King King King Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Wedding Band (N) Wedding Band “The Replacements” (2000) Keanu Reeves. Married TCM 76 U “Carol for Another Christmas” (1964) ››› “The Man Who Came to Dinner” ››› “Rebel Without a Cause” (1955) ››› “The Wild One” (1954) Hidden Values: 50’s ››› “Blackboard Jungle” “Anatomy-Murd.” was a plot line straight out of crazy TLC 43 M Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Holiday ER Å Toddlers & Tiaras Four Weddings: Deck Halls Toddlers & Tiaras Four Weddings: Deck Halls Holiday ER Å town. And the hit-and-run story- TNT 37 [ “A Christmas Carol” ›› “Four Christmases” (2008) ›››› “The Wizard of Oz” (1939) ›››› “The Wizard of Oz” (1939) Judy Garland. ›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) Å›› “The Women” (2008) line? Ugh. After nabbing an Emmy TOON 42 F Regular Olive-Reindeer Looney Grinch Smurfs ›› “Garfield’s Fun Fest” (2008) Venture Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Cleve Dynamite Boon Bleach Naruto Thundr. Samurai Titan Eureka 7 for its extraordinary first season, TRAV 24 J Fast Food-Glbl Deep Fried Å State Fair Foods Barbecue Paradise Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures this political thriller occasionally TRUTV 52 Ø Most Shocking Most Shocking Most Shocking Wipeout Å Wipeout Å Wipeout Å World’s Dumbest... Most Shocking World’s Dumbest... Most Shocking World’s Dumbest... TVFN 56 ? Diners Diners America The Next Iron Chef Unwrap Unwrap Unwrapped Unwrapped Unwrapped Unwrapped Iron Chef America fell prey to “24”-like contrivances. TVLND 47 G Rose. Rose. Rose. Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King King King Cleve Cleve ’70s Still, “Homeland” found ways to UNI μ Sabadazo (SS) Como Dice el Dicho Comed. Noticiero Te Presento Sábado Gigante (N) (SS) Comed. Noticiero Una Noche con Yuri “Divas de la Música” Como Dice el Dicho keep us on the edge of our seats — USA 31 Z How Do ›› “The Game Plan” (2007) Å› “The Ugly Truth” (2009) Å› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) . Å› “The Ugly Truth” (2009) Å NCIS “Heart Break” WWE A.M. Raw (N) and plugged into the twisted rela- VH1 39 º Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live Tiny Tonight T.I.-Tiny Marry Marry Marry Love & Hip Hop Bask. Wives LA Bask. Wives LA Hip Hop Songs 40 Greatest Hip Hop Songs Tiny WE > My Fair Wedding Wedding- Unv. Wedding- Unv. Wedding- Unv. Wedding- Unv. Wedding- Unv. Marry Me in NYC (N) Marry Me in NYC (N) Wedding- Unv. Marry Me in NYC (N) Marry Me in NYC tionship between high-strung CIA Å Å operative Carrie Mathison (Claire WGN 16 2 Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Atlanta Hawks. (N) Funny Home Videos News Bones Bones 30 Rock 30 Rock 30 Rock 30 Rock Danes) and bedeviled congressman (). Meanwhile, the performances by SUNDAY PRIMETIME/LATE NIGHT DECEMBER 23, 2012 the entire cast continued to be bril- liant. 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 BROADCAST STATIONS 4. “The Walking Dead” (AMC) Purdue Christmas Rick Nature Ad- Antiques Roadshow The Lawrence Welk Christmas at Luther: Masterpiece Classic “” Spanish The 28th Annual Fort Globe Trekker World Washing- BBC Austin City Limits A PBS Show 2011 (In Ste- Steves’ ventures Items that guests re- Show Christmas with Tidings of Comfort flu disrupts Downton Abbey. (In Stereo) Å Lauderdale Christmas War II locations in the ton Week Newsnight 1979 performance by — Any horror show with a decent KUSD ^ 8 ^ Å Å Å Å special-effects budget can give off a reo) Europe ceived as presents. Lawrence. and Joy (N) Pageant Pacific. Tom Waits. KTIV $ 4 $ Triathlon Ironman World Championship. News News Football Night in America (N) NFL Football San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks. (N) News 4 Entertainment ’Night Burn Notice Å News 4 Dateline creepy vibe by filling the screen Triathlon Ironman World Championship. From KDLT NBC Football Night in America Bob NFL Football San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks. From Centu- KDLT Two and a The Simp- The Simp- Two and a (Off Air) NBC Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. (In Stereo) Å News Nightly Costas and others recap the day’s ryLink Field in Seattle. (N) (In Stereo Live) Å News Half Men sons Å sons Å Half Men with ghastly ghouls and splattering KDLT % 5 % Å Å Å their brains to bits. That’s the easy (N) News (N) NFL highlights. (N) (N) KCAU ) 6 ) CMA Country Christmas (In Stereo) Å ABC News ›››› “The Sound of Music” (1965, Musical) Julie Andrews. (In Stereo) Å News Castle Å 3rd Rock Criminal Minds ABC World News part. But what makes this survivor NFL Football Browns at Denver Broncos. From Sports Author- 60 Minutes (N) (In NCIS: The Good Wife A state The Mentalist Investi- News Inside CSI: Miami “Bone Voy- The Insid- Paid Pro- Face the Up to the saga so impressive is the way it CBS ity Field at Mile High in Denver. (N) (Live) Å Stereo) Å The team works a case trooper targets Zach. Å gating a police chief’s KELO- age” A severed leg. (In (N) Å gram Nation Å Minute KELO + 3 + in Mexico. murder. Å LAND Stereo) Å works on a deeply human level. CMA Country Christmas Country stars share ABC World KSFY ›››› “The Sound of Music” (1965, Musical) Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer, Eleanor KSFY Burn Notice Sensitive Criminal Minds Inves- Inside Extra (N) (In Stereo) Å ABC holiday traditions. (In Stereo) Å News News Parker. A governess weds an Austrian widower with seven children. (In Stereo) Å News at 10 flight information. Å tigating an apparent Edition Anyone with a ticking heart, for ex- ` ` ample, had to be touched by the KSFY 7 in HD mass suicide. Weekend KMEG . 13 & NFL NFL Monster Jam News Pain? 60 Minutes (N) Å NCIS: Los Angeles The Good Wife The Mentalist Å News Law & Order Å Paid Paid Best Gift Paid Paid anguish-filled episode in which we NFL Football Regional Coverage. Chicago Bears at Arizona Cardinals or New York The OT The Simp- Bob’s Family American Home Every- Ag PhD CEO ››› “The Station Agent” (2003) Peter The Office The Office FOX Giants at Baltimore Ravens. (N) (In Stereo Live) Å (N) Å sons Burgers Å Guy Å Dad Å Ideas body-Ray- Champion- Dinklage, Patricia Clarkson. Two people try to Å “Chair bid goodbye to Lori (Sarah Wayne 5 _ Callies). Indeed, there are times KTTW 9 mond ship befriend an anti-social dwarf. Model” KLKN CMA Country Christmas (In Stereo) Å ABC News ›››› “The Sound of Music” (1965, Musical) Julie Andrews. (In Stereo) Å News CSI: Miami Å Private Practice Outd’r ABC World News when all the zombie brain-bashing KOLN NFL Post Monster Jam News News 60 Minutes (N) Å NCIS: Los Angeles The Good Wife The Mentalist Å News Basket N’Side Burn Notice Å Paid Paid Minute provides a welcome break from the KPTH NFL Football Regional Coverage. (N) (In Stereo Live) Å The OT Simpsons Burgers Fam. Guy American Kirk Big Bang 30 Rock Big Bang Paid Raymond The Closer Å Paid Paid show’s emotional brutality. Like KSCB 97 Supernat. Winston Jeremiah Anker Inc’sing Faith Jakes 30/30 Rejoice in the Lord Anker Youssef Parsley Franklin Report End J. Osteen Thomp Reflec Hillsong Joni L. Youssef “Sons of Anarchy,” “Dead” was bol- KSIN 99 , Nutcracker Ballet European Wartburg 2011 Cat-Christmas Luther: Tidings Masterpiece Classic “Downton Abbey” MI-5 Å Independent Lens (Off Air) stered by new characters, in this KXNE ( Keep Up Outnumbered Å NE Sto Moyers & Company Doc Martin Å Luther: Tidings Masterpiece Classic “Downton Abbey” Stories Stories Fiddlers’ Jamboree (Off Air) PAY CHANNELS case a sword-wielding mystery › ›› ›› Å Å › ››› (401) “New Year’s Eve” Les Mis- Picture “Joyful Noise” (2012) Queen Latifah, Dolly “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) , Girls Girls Enlight- Enlight- “New Year’s Eve” (2011) Halle Berry, Jessica “Die Hard” woman named Michonne (Danai HBO 17 (2011) Å erables Parton, Keke Palmer. (In Stereo) Å . (In Stereo) Å ened ened Biel, Jon Bon Jovi. (In Stereo) Å (1988) . Gurira), and the tyrannical Gover- HBO2 ›› “Stuck on You” (2003) Fight ›› “Sanctum” (2011) Richard Roxburgh. “Journey 2-Mysterious Isl.” This Is ›› “Love & Other Drugs” (2010) Å “Martha Marcy May Marlene” “Harley Davidson-Marlboro” ››› › ››› ›› ›› ›››› (420) “The Horse “Dream House” (2011) Daniel “Garden State” (2004) Zach “The Thing” (2011) Mary Elizabeth Win- “Wanderlust” (2012) Paul Zane’s Sex Chronicles Feature 8: Envy A com- “Almost Famous” (2000) nor (David Morrissey). MAX Whisperer” (1998) Craig. (In Stereo) Å Braff. (In Stereo) Å stead, Joel Edgerton. (In Stereo) Å Rudd. (In Stereo) Å pilation of episodes. (In Stereo) Å . (In Stereo) 5. “Girls” (HBO) — Lena Dun- MAX2 “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) ››› “Win Win” (2011) Å ››› “American Psycho” (2000) Å ››› “The Rundown” (2003) “Sex Tapes” (2012) (In Stereo) ›› “They Live” (1988) Å Forbidden Science Feature 1 ham may or may not be the voice of SHOW 18 (435) ›› “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” Untold History Dexter Å Homeland Å ››› “Traffic” (2000) Michael Douglas. (In Stereo) “Sexy Baby” (2012) Old Porn ›› “Brüno” (2009, Comedy) SHOW2 ››› “The Help” “Saint John of Las Vegas” › “Brake” (2012) (In Stereo) ›› “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube. Å ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. (In Stereo) ›› “Red State” (2011) Å “Ghosts of” her generation, but one thing is Å ›› ›› ››› Å Å ››› clear: She knows how to deliver a TMC “The Perfect Score” “Love’s Kitchen” (2011) “Murder in Mind” (1997) “Die Another Day” (2002) Premiere. “Ransom” (1996) Mel Gibson. (In Stereo) “Chick Magnet” (2011) “Chrystal” CABLE STATIONS sly, brazen, polarizing and hilari- A&E 57 I Panic 9-1-1 Å Panic 9-1-1 Å Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Be the Boss (N) Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage ously original show. Taking inspira- AMC 41 V “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947) ›››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947) Å ››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1994, Fantasy) Å ››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1994, Fantasy) Å ›››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947) tion from the anxieties of her own ANPL 19 K Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Finding Bigfoot Rattlesnake Gator Boys Finding Bigfoot (N) Lost Treasure Finding Bigfoot Rattlesnake Finding Bigfoot BRAVO 25 W Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Shahs of Sunset Shahs of Sunset Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Shahs of Sunset (N) Housewives/Atl. Shahs of Sunset Housewives/Atl. Shahs of Sunset post-college years, Dunham created ›› ›› and stars in this more-gritty-than- CMTV 38 Ω Fireproof “Unlikely Angel” (1996) Dolly Parton. (In Stereo) “Fireproof” (2008) Kirk Cameron. (In Stereo) Angels Among Us Angels Among Us Angels Among Us Angels Among Us Angels Among Us Music CNBC 53 T Cook Cindy C WEN Hair Paid Paid Paid Princess Wall St. (Dis)Service Mob Money: American Greed 60 Minutes on Hotel: Marriott American Greed Paid Paid glitzy comedy about four young gal CNN 33 Q CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom CNN Presents Å pals adrift in a recession-era New COM 45 ≠ Bad “Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay” Dunham Jeff Dunham Dunham Jeff Dunham ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” ››› “Bad Santa” (2003, Comedy) Å York. It’s “Sex and the City” CSPAN 49 1 Washington This Week News Washington This Week Q & A P.M. Road to the White House Q & A P.M. Road to the White House Washington This stripped of its fairy-tale fantasies. DISC 34 L Buying Buying Buying Buying Amish Mafia Å Amish Mafia Å Amish Mafia Å X-Ray: Yellowstone Zombie Apocalypse Amish Mafia Å X-Ray: Yellowstone Zombie Apocalypse Amish Mafia Å Instead of basking in designer fash- DISN 64 D Phineas Fish Good Good Austin Shake ItDog Good “Santa Clause 3” Good Shake ItAustin ANT Jessie Wizards Wizards Deck Deck Good Twas DISXD 65 (103) Kickin’ It Kickin’ It ››› “Spy Kids” (2001, Adventure) Å Young Young Buttowski Buttowski Ninja Phineas Slug Suite Life Suite Life Suite Life Tron Motorcity Phineas Phineas Buttowski Buttowski ions and fizzy cocktails, these E!TV 51 Æ ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” ››› “Ocean’s Thirteen” (2007) George Clooney. Bachelorette: Ashley and J.P.’s Wedding Ice-Coco Celebrity Oops: Love You The Soup Chelsea Ice-Coco Celebrity Oops: Love You flawed characters face brutal job ENC (480) Donnie “Catch .44” (2011) (In Stereo) “National Lampoon’s Animal House” Å ›› “Heartbreak Ridge” (1986, War) Å ›› “The Recruit” (2003) Al Pacino. Å ›› “Young Guns” (1988) (In Stereo) “Replacement” prospects, humiliating letdowns ESPN 28 8 Nation 30 for 30 Å 30 for 30 SportsCenter (N) SEC Storied (N) 30 for 30 SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Å and lousy sex. When we weren’t ESPN2 29 9 Poker World/Poker World/Poker World/Poker World/Poker World/Poker World/Poker World/Poker College Basketball Poker World/Poker cringing, we were doubled over in EWTN 74 ± Univ. Concert 2012 Icons Rosary Mother Angelica World Over Live Collin Raye Christ Rosary G.K. Chesterton Puppets perform a play. Daily Mass Litany Choir In Concert FAM 62 H “Willy Wonka” ››› “The Polar Express” (2004) ›› “Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas” ›› “Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas” J. Osteen Shook Keurig Paid 3x Faster Paid mirth. FX 23 X “Alvin and Chipmunks: Squeakquel” › “Deck the Halls” (2006) Danny DeVito. ›› “Christmas With the Kranks” (2004) ›› “Christmas With the Kranks” (2004) › “Deck the Halls” (2006) Danny DeVito. Paid Hair 6. “” (AMC) — It was FXNWS 50 P America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Fox News Sunday Geraldo at Large (N) Huckabee Stossel Geraldo at Large Fox News Sunday a season like none other for this ac- FOXSP 35 ; Tennis XTERRA Game The Best of Pride Action Sports World Poker Tour World Poker Tour The Best of Pride Sled SnowTrail World Poker Tour Premier League UFC GOLF 55 (310) 2012 Open Championship Final Round. Golf PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Final Round. Golf PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Final Round. claimed 1960s drama. Betty got fat. Å Roger dropped acid. Lane checked HALL 22 A “Christmas With Holly” (2012) Sean Faris. “Debbie Macomber’s Trading Christmas” “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year” “Night Before Night Before Christmas” “The Case for Christmas” (2011) “Christmas Scrt” HGTV 54 B Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Million Dollar Rooms Extreme Homes Property Brothers House Hunters Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers House Hunters Hunters Hunt Intl out. Peggy flew the coop. ... And HIST 46 O God vs. Satan Beliefs about Armageddon. Bamazon Å American Pickers Ax Men Å Ax Men “Sabotage” Bamazon (N) Å Outback Hunters (N) Ax Men Å Ax Men “Sabotage” Bamazon Å then there was Megan (Jessica KAUN 15 6 Bowie Bowie Cis. Kid Cis. Kid B. Cosby B. Cosby Soupy Soupy City City Route 66 The Saint “Sophia” ››› “Scrooge” Intelligence Da Vinci’s Inquest The Collector Pare), who dazzled everyone with KWSD 12 . He-Man and She- Snow White Cricket on Hearth M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Columbo “A Matter of Honor” M*A*S*H Thriller Zone Zone The Fugitive Naked City Gunn Gunn her erotically charged party scene LIFE 58 = “Dad-Christmas” “Christmas on Chestnut Street” (2006) ››› “Crazy for Christmas” (2005) Å ››› “The Christmas Blessing” (2005) ››› “Crazy for Christmas” (2005) Å ››› “The Christmas Blessing” (2005) (“,” indeed!). The MSNBC 66 R MSNBC Live (N) Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Chained to My Ex To Catch a Predator Lockup: Colorado Lockup: Colorado Lockup: Colorado Meet the Press NICK 32 E Big Time Rush Å iCarly iCarly Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. See Dad “A Fairly Odd Christmas” Å Nanny Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends See Dad George Lopez Å George emotionally fragile newlywed be- RFDTV (131) Farm Rpt Farm Rpt Cowgirl Church Brule Christmas Theater Virginia Hee Haw (N) Agribusiness Farming Rodeo Monitor Heartland America Tractor McNabb Cameron Rodeo Gilley came Season 5’s red-hot standout, SOAP (120) One Tree Hill Å One Tree Hill Å One Tree Hill Å Days of our Lives Days of our Lives Days of our Lives Days of our Lives Days of our Lives General Hospital General Hospital General Hospital and her sometimes-turbulent mar- SPEED 63 < Hot Rod Hot Rod Hot Rod Hot Rod Hot Rod Hot Rod Auto Racing Festival of Speed Goodwood Revival Classic Car Craz. British Touring Car Festival of Speed FIA GT1 World Unique Whips SPIKE 30 ¨ Ink Master Å Ink Master Å Ink Master Å Ink Master Å Ink Master Å Ink Master Å Ink Master Å Ink Master Å Tattoo Rescue Bar Rescue Bar Rescue riage to () › Å ›› ›› ›› ››› epitomized the era’s growing cul- STARZ “The Pirates! Band of Misfits” “Ultraviolet” (2006) “Colombiana” (2011) Zoe Saldana. “Van Helsing” (2004) (In Stereo) “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” “Analyze This” (1999) SYFY 44 N ›› “Star Trek Generations” (1994) Patrick Stewart. ››› “Star Trek: First Contact” (1996) ››› “Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country” ›› “Star Trek: Insurrection” (1998) Å› “Mutant Chronicles” (2008) tural divide. For the first time in TBS 36 Y ›› “Yes Man” (2008) . Å ››› “Fun With Dick and Jane” (1977) ›› “Evan Almighty” (2007) Steve Carell. ›› “Evan Almighty” (2007) Steve Carell. Wedding Band Å ››› “Fun With Dick and Jane” (1977) five tries, “Mad Men” failed to win TCM 76 U ››› “3 Godfathers” (1948) Å ››› “Fitzwilly” (1967) . ››› “The Bishop’s Wife” (1947) Å ›› “It Happened on 5th Avenue” (1947) ››› “The Passion of Joan of Arc” “Grand Illusion” the Emmy for best drama, but it TLC 43 M Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Sin City Rules Å Sister Sister Sister Wives (N) Sin City Rules (N) Sister Wives Å Sin City Rules Å Sister Sister Sin City Rules Å TNT 37 [ ››› “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers” (2002) Å ››› “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” (2003) Elijah Wood. Å ››› “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers” (2002, Fantasy) Elijah Wood. Å continued to wow us with its style ›› and smarts. TOON 42 F Tom & Jerry: Nutc. Reindeer “Garfield’s Fun Fest” (2008) Looney Dragons Oblongs King/Hill King/Hill Cleve Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Chicken Metal China, IL Cleve Fam. Guy Fam. 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Noticiero Una Noche con Yuri (SS) Navidad-Vatic. without having the tissues handy. ››› Season 4 really turned on the wa- USA 31 Z Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU “Duplicity” (2009) Julia Roberts. VH1 39 º Tiny Tonight Bask. Wives LA Bask. Wives LA Bask. Wives LA Hip Hop Songs Hip Hop Songs T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny Marry Marry Tiny Tonight! Year in Review Bask. Wives LA Music WE > Bridezillas Bridezillas Bridezillas Bridezillas Bridezillas Bridezillas Bridezillas Bridezillas Bridezillas Bridezillas Bridezillas WGN 16 2 “Devil-Prada” 30 Rock Funny Home Videos Bloopers! Bloopers! Mother Mother Mother Mother Mother News Replay 30 Rock 30 Rock Rules Rules Scrubs Scrubs Sunny Sunny TELEVISION | PAGE 9B