THE TUFTS DAILY When! You Read It First Friday, December 2,1994 Vol XXM Number 54 Sunday morning will mark the

opening~ of new Hillel building - by ROBYN MILLER walkway and tountain at the ternoon meals. Daily Staff Writer structure’s entrance will create a The new building will allow Tufts Hillel is busy preparing passageway connecting the Hill- Hillel to serve more Jewish and for the move to the newly con- side dormitories to the main cam- non-Jewish students through structed Granoff Center, built into pus quad. multicultural programming. Ac- the hill behind Miller Hall. The Weingram said that he thinks cording to apressreleasefrom the campus-widededicationceremony the new center will “make Hillel Tufts Office of Communications, of the building and the formal ap- explodeintomorepeopleandmore activities at the Center will re- preciation dinner for major do- committees.” He said he would volve around issues such as ethics, nors will be held this weekend. like to see the center used to its civic responsibility, and involve- According to Hillel Center ad- fullest potential. The center offers ment in society as a whole. ministrator Lisa Reichman, con- possibilities of hosting seminars, In addition,thecenter will host struction of the building is com- dances, and speakers, thanks to campus forums, social action plete, and they are working on the increased space. projects, Jewish cultural activities, installing phones and networking Students will be able to first and co-sponsored initiatives with computers. She said that the con- usethebuildingon Sundayevening other religious and ethnic groups tents of the office will be moved at a Hillel Hanukkah party. Enter- at Tufts. early next week, and they will fin- tainment will be provided by Bac- At present, Hillel has no ad- ish settling in over winter break. chanalia, and another surprise equate meeting space for commit- Reichman said that sheexpects guest, tees and programming. Hillel has 300 people to show up for the Reichman said that the build- held services in classroom build- dedication on Sunday at 10 a.m. ing exceeds her expectations. ings, andsabbath and holiday din- During the ceremony, Tufts stu- Some new features are a Va’ad ners in dining halls for lack of an dents will lead a ceremonial pro- Kosher kitchen that will accept appropriate space on campus for cession of Torah scrolls and place students’ meal plans and allow worship. Reichman said that in the them in the ark, their special stor- them to avoid the current adminis- new center, members of various age space. trative nightmare for students who committees Will be able to meet Speakers at the ceremony will desire to eat kosher foods. Hillel with each other. include Jason Weingram, a Tufts will use the kitchen for Friday junior and president of the Hillel night, and eventually Saturday af- see HILLEL, page 4 Dally t7k photo student board; Richard Joel, inter- Tonight’s home opener is against the White Mules of Colby. national directorof the Hillel foun- I .* I dation in Washington, D.C.; and parents of a 1991 Tufts graduate, Sen ate will introduce Martin and Perry Granoff of Saddle River, N.J., who are lead- the Capstone Program ing the$6million fundraisingcam- paign among alumni and parents. by ANDREA GROSSMAN pollingthedepartments to findout There will also be a catered recep- Daily Editorial Board their positions in the program. tion with music by the K‘2-..,LmGr A resolution regarding Tufts’ “It’s an optional program. It’s Conservatory Band. Capstone Program will be intro- not necessary, [but] it would be The 10,000-square foot center duced at this Sunday night’s Tufts nice to make it available,” Adler Community Union (TCU) Senate is located off Packard Avenue and said. includes a large multi-purpose meeting. It will be the second to TCU President David Brinker room that will seat 150for Shabbat last meeting of the semester. said that the Senate body will con- dinners and 225 for lectures and According to Emily Adler, the tinue its discussion of the TCU programs. There are two chapels chairperson of the Senate Educa- Constitution. that can double as study and meet- tion Committee,the Capstone Pro- This meeting will deal with the ing rooms, a large student lounge. gram allows seniors to pursue in- section regarding the Pan-African staff and student offices, a library, ternships and other projects re- representative, the Hispanic rep- kosher kitchens, and terraces. A Opening Cet-emOnieSfor the new Hillel Center Will be Sunday. lated to their major, after they have resentative, the Asian-American completed their requirements for representative,the commuter rep- graduation h that particular area. resentative,and the representative GATT is approved by US Senate, “It’s supposed to put a ‘cap’ on from the gay, lesbian and bisexual their majors,” she said. community. Specifically, Brinker The Capstone Program is the said that the Senate will be dis- Clinton notches a major- victory brainchild of the Educational cussing “the mechanism by which WASHINGTON (AP) -- The said he was proud that his last vote trade-distorting agriculturesubsi- Policy Committee (EPC); how- they will be elected.” Senateoverwhelmingly approved as a senator was “on a matter that dies, lowering trade barriers in ever, it has not been receiving much Thecommittee on StudentLife a historic 124-nation, tariff-slash- will have significance for genera- service industries, such as bank- notice from the some parts of the , (CSL) will also review theconsti- ing trade agreement Thursday tions to come.” ing and clamping down on copy- University, especially the indi- tution, Brinker said. It will discuss night, bringing to a close a strife- After a two-year congressional right piracy. vidual departments. This is why whether “it’s their domain tocom- filled 103rd Congress with a rare term that was often marred by the committeeturned to the Senate menton whattheconstitution says, note of bipartisan unity. major struggles between Demo- The Clinton administration es- for support, Adler said. or is it their domain to see if the The Senate gave final congres- crats and Republicans, Mitchell timated this would create a half- “Basically, it needs attention,” document is in compliance with sional approval to the General said he was gratified that the final million new jobs and mean an an- she said. “We want it to be in- University policy,” he said. Agreement on Tariffs and Trade, major action was overwhelmingly nual increase of $150 billion in cluded in the upcoming capital Brinker said that the final draft the most sweeping rewrite of glo- bipartisan. US economic growth a decade campaign.” of the Cultural and Ethnicity bal trading rules in four decades, On the crucial budget waiver from now, when the deal is fully Currently, the EPC and Dean (C&E) survey will be discussed, on a vote of 76-24. The House had vote, the accord was supported by implemented. That extra growth of the Colleges Walter Swap are as well as the results of tonight’s voted approval of the accord Tues- 3 1Republicans and 37 Democrats would put $1,700 more a year in Administration and Budget Com- day. and was opposed by 15 Republi- the pockets of the average family, mittee (ABrB) meeting on finan- The Senate had voted 68-32 cans and 17 Democrats. the administration said. cial aid. He also mentioned that the Ser- vice Committee has been “dili- gently working onchanges in Din- ing Services and points off cam- pus.’’ The committee will be ex- panding on its accomplishments in the meeting. his battered fortunesfollowing the far worse. sports pp. Brinker said that he hopes he ...... 6-7 November elections, had worked ‘The bottom line is we just is unstoppable thus will have a State of the Senate can’t isolate Ourselves from the throughout the day to convince far, K~ Murphy scores year ’round, address prepared for the last meet- ‘.t\ wavering lawmakers to support rest of the World,’’ Dole said be- men.s swimming scores a victory, ing of the semester, which will be the deal. fore the Senate began voting. on Sunday, Dec. 11. Retiring Democratic Leader The 124-nation trade agree- On the whole, Brinker said he George Mitchell noted that the ment cuts tariffs by an average of Comics.’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’Find out why Calvin loves winter,l2 is very satisfied with the achieve- vote was the last one to be taken by 38 percent worldwide, and for the why paige needs to grow up, Daily flk pho the 103rdCongress and the last he first time extends GATT rules to David Brinker see SENATE,page 4 Side countdown continues. would ever take in the Senate. He such new areas as reduction of -

, I. ,age two THE TUFTS DAILY Friday, December 2,1994 THE TUFTS DAILYLetters to the Editor Marc J. Sheinkin Holiday spirit ruined The mean R.A. from second floor Grinch? Maccabees in the story of Hanukkah, we Editor-in-Chief To the Editor: Actually, not really. The Proctor Grinch? refuse to bow down tosomeone else’s god We, the undersigned, look back upon Not even her. The Grinch that stole our -the god of legal bull. We encourage the Managing Editor: Nadya Sbaiti Holiday Seasons of yore with fond memo- Christmas and Hanukkah season was the Tufts student body to follow our footsteps. Associate Editors: David Meyers, Michael J.W. Stickings ries. Rather than let the lack of holiday Grinch of Liability. And his side-kick, the Light your Menorahs! Hang the shining

~~~ ~ DOEof Inflexible Authority. Editorial Page Editor: Rachel Levine cheer at Tufts engulfY us. we recreated the star! ! PLAY BING CROSBY! ! ! Production Managers: Leah Schwartz, Ryan Otto season’s magic right here in our 4th floor The Grinch stole the &e. The banners Miller East lounge. In a matter of days, we and ceiling-hung ornaments came down. Jordan Kiaye LA’98 NEWS The music died. The lovers cried, and the Editors: Jessica Rosenthal, John O’Keefe transformed our lounge from a sterile, cold Kurt Severance LA’97 Assistant Editors: Andrea Grossman, environment into a Holiday Extravaganza. poets dreamed. This year, the Holiday Spirit Brett Johnson LA’98 Karen Epstein Lights, Menorahs, boughs) banners, mu- is slipping through our fingers after all. sic, a real life, fully decorated n la Charlie We’ve seen the lights go out on Miller VIEWPOINTS Brown Christmas tree; the list goes on. Not fourth floor. Correction Editors: Darrah Feldman, Remy Stem a soul entered our domain without leaving So what is this letter about? Are we President of the Amalgamates,Mindy FEATURES in orgasmic ecstacy and awe. The once- trying to entice revolt? No. Are we just Weiss, was incorrectly refexred to as Editor: Dan Tobin jeopardized Holiday Season was here in whining? No. Well, kind of, but we’re also Mindy Levine in the article ‘‘Tiifts Amal- Assistant Editors: Laura Bemheim, full form. We were only one step away trying to make a and our point is this: gamates to celebrate tenth anniversary Annie Risbridger from purchasing a live goose for Christmas in its blind submission to empty rules and next semester” (Daily,Thursday, Dec. 1). ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT dinner. We were happy. meaninglesscodes, Tufts isforcing its own The Daily regrets the error. Editors: Jay Ruttenberg, Joshua Davis, EntertheGrinch. TheR.A. Grinch?No. students to slight their heritage. Like the Samantha Levine

WEEKENDER Editor: Liza Cohen Production Manager: Caroline Schaefer ‘Russiaupsets NATO plans for expansion SPORTS BRUSSELS, Belgium (AP)- Russia He said he read the ministers’ statement eastern Europe. Editors: Doug Katz, John Tomase, stunned a NATO meeting Thursday by on membership and immediately called Poland, Hungary and others have re- Greg Youman protesting plans to give membership to Russian President Boris Yeltsin. peatedly demanded NATO membershipand Assistant Editor: Ben Margoles East European nations and backed out of a “This communique raises more ques- the security guarantees that would go with PHOTOGRAPHY program to improve cooperation between tions than it answers,” Kozyrev said in it. Editors: Judy Easterbrook, Jen McCarthy Moscow and the alliance. impromptu remarks that were broadcast to In an effort to meet their demands, but Foreign Minister Andrei Kozyrev was reporters. “We have to understand what are without upsetting Russia, the allies thought ‘ PRODUCTION expected to endorse the plan approvedjust the intentions of the other partners.” they had found a good formula. Layout Editors: Mark Lerman, Pratiksha Thakkar,Raquel Almeida hours earlier by NATO foreign ministers. US State Department spokesman Mike At a summit last January, President Graphics Editor: Wenimo Poweigha Instead, he criticized it, saying the decision McCuny said Kozyrev gave no advance Clinton and other allied leaders approved a Classifieds Editors:Katherine Winder to draw up conditions for future NATO warning that he wanted clarification of the US initiative,Partnership for Peace, to bring Copy Editor: Karen Altschuller membership would create a new division schedule for considering new NATO mem- former foes closer, but without member- JL McHenry in Europe. bers next year. ship. Executive Business Director His comments cast apall over the meet- “I would be tempted to say it has to do Twenty-three nations, includingRussia, Business Manager: Dean Gendron ing and over NATO’s attempt to draw its withdomestic politics in Russia,”McCuny have enrolled in the project, which allows Advertising Manager: Isabel Cuervo former Warsaw Pact enemies into its alli- said. them to take part for the first time in mili- Office Manager: Lyle Mays ance. However, some diplomats said they Willy Claes, the alliance’s new secre- tary exercises and other alliance activities. Receivables Manager: Melissa Tapply tary-general, tried to respond to Kozyrev’s On Thursday, the allies decided to go Subscriptions Manager: Ethan Goldman believed that he was playing to an audience

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FEATURES / 1 RTS &ENTERTAINMENT Commentary on top Fire erupts in 90210 KEG house by SUSAN EISENBAND Chris and Jane received acheck When Kelly expressed some con- Senior Staff Writer for $500,000 which Jane spent in cern, he told her yes, he loved her 20 Billboard albums My, wehavealottocatchupon checks and Chris cashed. By the but that was BK. Burger King? this week. If you didn’t think time the bank called Jane to tell British Knights?Butter Knife?Ah, 1. Miracles: The Holiday Album, Kenny G. (Arista) Allison was pathetic enough, Chris her she was bankrupt, Chris had yes -Before Kelly. The real miracle would be if someone shoved that soprano-sax up fled to a “warm place,” but not But despite his reassuranceshe his sissy ass. Fox Commentary before kidnapping Sydney. When still has trouble sleeping because 2. ZZ, Boyz I1 Men (Motown) (Platinum) ,Jakerealized Sydney wasMIA, he he can’t stop thinking about Emily. This album’s pretty good if you’re deaf. was scummy enough, Peter was .went to Jane to see if she knew her Luckily, he didn’t have to pine for 3. Hell Freezes Over, The Eagles (Geffen) ballsy enough, and Kimberly was sister’s whereabouts.Jane told him lovers past alone, Kellyjoined him This album’s pretty bad even if you’re deaf. psycho enough, this was the epi- that obviously Sydney and Chris by looking back on the good old 4. Merry Christmas, Mariah Carey (Columbia) sode for you. took off together, with her half a days with Dylan. This album will make you deaf. Allison got Billy to post bail million dollars. Tough to say Speaking of Dylan, he’s out of 5. MTV Unplugged in New York, Nirvana (DGC) for her when she got arrested for whether Jake is going to believe the hospital and recovering nicely There’s not that much bad to say about this. Well, the word driving under the influence and her. at the rehab center, so don’t y’all ‘Unplugged”in the title. And the word “MTV” in the title. And “New running over some little boy. He Jo and Kimberly enacted their fret. Kelly went to visit him there York.” And “in.” The word “in” sucks. did, the spineless wimp, using the plan to keep the baby away from and he was such a sweetie. I defi- 6. Smash, Offspring (Epitaph) (Platinum) $500that he was going to spend on the Carters. Don’t try this at home, nitely think they should get back They’re real punk rock. They like to scream. They get paid alot of a weekend getaway with Susan. folks. First they induced labor - together, because Brandon is an- money to be angry. Anger’s cool. Needless to say, Susan was less Jo had a bouncing baby boy. Then noying, and now Dylan and Kelly 7. “The Lion King” Soundtrack, (Disney) (Platinum) than pleased. When Allison re- they told everyoneit was stillborn, have even more reason to because Uh ... turned home from jail, she went and Jo checked into the hospital. Brandon totally hooked up with 8. Wildflowers, Tom Petty (Warner) straight to the bottle of vodka. It’s all a little confusing, I know. Emily at her hotel. Didn’t this guy, like, do it with a dead blonde chick or something? Nice to learn from your mistakes, Don’t feel bad, I had to watch it Okay, so the main story was 9. Duets ZZ, Frank Sinatra (Capitol) Al. twice. They gave the whole re- about Steve’s HolidayRave, which He does a duet with Steve and Edie on this one. Now, doesn’t the She proceeded to tell Billy she hearsed story to the Carters’ law- he held at some old mansion that word “duet” imply a song with TWO people? Hello? wanted to get back together, but yer who happens to be young and he rented for the night. The man- 10. Dookie, Green Day (Reprise) (Platinum) Billy -- who has, in fact, learned sort of cute. sion had some electricalproblems How about sponsoring a free show for these young thugs at the from his mistakes -- negged her Meanwhile back at the beach (what’s this? subtle foreshadow- Hatch Shell? That’ll go over real swell. Good thinking, WFNX! and said he was in love with Su- house, Kimberly managed to con- ing?), but, to quote Steve, “the 11. Big Ones, Aerosmith (Geffen) san. So, by default she went back vince herself that the baby was her rave must go on.” Griffin and Why are they still around? to Zach, who took the trouble to own. In an oh-so-pleasant scene to Valerie helped out a bit in the 12. Monster, R.E.M. (Warner) have her car fixed. What a watch, we got to see her totally preparations for the big shindig. Why are they still around? And bald? dreamboat. Now shave the hei- gettingoffon the baby sucking her When Steve asked what Val’s ulte- 13. Dare Zz a Darkside, Redman (RAL) nous beard, Zach, and we’ll be all milkless breast. I know, it’s too rior motive was for helping out so Diz iz ztoopid. set. much information, but if I had to much she told him she wanted to 14. No Need to Argue, The Cranberries (Island) Allison couldn’t manage to watch it, you have to hear about it. get back together. I can’t even No need to release this album. keep her troubles out of the work- When Jo came over to claim her deal. 15. Best of Sade, Sade (Epic) place, and Amanda took her off baby, Kimberly wouldn’tlet her in The guests began arriving-at Hey, did you hear Tupac Shakur got shot in the head, groin and the accounts she was working on. and told her it’s her baby now. first Griffin and the other Keggers hand and is still alive? How tough is this man? He probably listened She then made Billy her “right Sorry, Jo, you signed the baby’s were thrilled at all the hot babes to this album to boost his resiliency. handman.”Excuseme,didn’t Billy death certificate. I guhs fiaing that were arriving, but they grew a 16. “hfurder Was the Case” Soundtrack, various artists (Death just join the company like three Rumpelstiltskin won’t get your little suspiciousas they noticed all Row-Interscope) weeks ago?! And besides, we all firstborn son back this time. Try of them arriving in pairs. Turns Is this Lance Ito’s new album? know he’s not the sharpest knife in going to that cut? layyer qf,the out David had advertised online 17. From the Cradle, Eric Clapbp (Duck-Reprise) (Platinum) the ‘drake$’*- WH’AT IS Carters.:. ’ ’ for the party in the wrong box, You know, old white guys just shouldn’t try to play the blues. Or AMANDATHINKING?? ’ Beverly Hills, 90210 inviting “women seeking women.” young white guys. Or British, middle-aged, bearded, ex-heroin- Apparently she’sthinkingabout Belly buttons, bad hair, and How PC of Spelling to acknowl- addicted white guys. thegoodDoctorBurns, who, while burning buildings just about sum edge the homosexuals. 18. Crazysexycool, TLC (LaFace) holding up a lace black teddy, told up this week’s episode of 90210. And, if the rave itself wasn’t Suckystupidjunk. her it would be a mistake to be I’m warning you now, the show cool enough for you, you could 19. Bootlegs & B-Sides, Ice Cube (Priority) “complacent.” He was talking, of was kind of exciting, but it ended slip upstairs into a “mood room.” Hence, the worst of Ice Cube. course, about her role in the scam with a “to be continued” and there Gee, that Steve sure thinks of ev- 20. Fields of Gold: Best of Sting 1984-1994,Sting (A&M) to shove out her boss Bruce. Per- were no scenes from next week erything. Hence, the worst of 1984-1994. haps the duo should have been and it isn’t even going to be on Kelly started getting pissed that complacent, because Peter’s next week because of the Bill- Brandon didn’t show up, so she schemes ultimately backfired in board awards so if you don’t want decided to leave, but she had to Amanda’s face, getting her fired to get involved, I’m telling you, pee first. Waiting on line for the from D&D. walk away now, while you still bathroom shemet Alison, who had Chris continued to harass can. Okay, so don’t say I didn’t been fightingwith her overprotec- Sydney, telling her he would kill warn you ... tive girlfriend all night for dancing Jake unless she slept with him First of all, who shows up in with Clare. Kelly tells Alison she (which she did last week) and kill Bev Hills but Emily Valentine, knows of another bathroom in the him anyway if she opened her THE love of Brandon’s life for mouth about it. absolutely no apparent reason. see FOX, page 8 Daze four THE TUFTS DAILY Friday, December 2,1994 Bod olitic to discuss goals SENA previous Senates had done in a Judge cites misconduct in panel xp WASHINGTON -- A ing with the court to see if we can Government lawyers later asked continued from page 1 longer period of time.” (AP) fed- ments of this year’s Senate. In a Brinker also said that he hopes eral judge said he found evidence meet the judge’s concerns. We thejudge to declare the case moot. meeting with the Senate Execu- to begin discussing some of the of White House misconduct dur- believe that the case will be de- In theruling,however,thejudge tive Board last week, Brinker was Senate’s goals for the spring se- ing the 1{-year legal battle over clared-moot,” said John A. said not all documents have been listing the body’s accomplish- mester withthesenators.“It should advisory panels that met in secret Rogovin, deputy assistant attor- released and he can’t rule on ments, and he said that “it really be another aspect of the meeting,” to help formulate the president’s ney general. mootness until they are. looked like more of a list of what he said. health-care reform plan. Rogovin calledthejudge’sfind- Lamberth ordered both sides In a seven-page ruling released ing of misconduct a “side issue back to court Friday to give the Center to provide more space Thursday, U.S. District Judge that has been around for quite some government one more chance to HILLEL Royce Lamberth said he intended time. ... We will await the court’s hand over the documents. continued from page 1 be able to reach students it had not to impose sanctions, but did not ruling on that.” “The defendant’s basic argu- specify what they would be. Nor In the suit, the Association of mentis that the interdepartmental University President John been able to reach in the past. The did he specify the type of miscon- American Physicians and Sur- working group was formally ter- DiBiaggio said that ‘‘the Granoff building is an asset to the one- ~ duct he found. geons, the American Council for minated on May 31, 1993, and Family Hillel Center will allow third of the Tufts student body that Three groups accused govern- Health Care Reform and the Na- that it did not meet again thereaf- Tufts Hillel to aspire to anew level is Jewish as well as to the entire ment lawyers of foot-dragging, tional Legal Policy Center ob- ter, except for two brief ceremo- of service to Tufts because it will community.’’ lying and misleading the court af- jected to the secrecy of the meet- nial-type appearances on June 7 ter they filed a lawsuit last year ings of more tI?an 500 people who and Sept. 18,” Lamberth‘s ruling I -RECYCLE ME, BABY. -F challenging the legality of the served on working groups for the said. meetings. task force headed by Hillary “It appears, however, that even “They have stonewalled us at Rodham Clinton. after May 31, some documents every turn. It makes us think that They that the continued to be created by mem- there’s something that they don’t committees were stacked with bers oftheinterdepmen&,Jwork- want us to know,” said Kathryn people who had a vested interest ing group,- he said. 67~oreover,it Serkes, spokeswoman for the As- in the shape ofthe resultinghealth- is now clear that there are pre-May sociation of American Physicians care plan. 3 1 documents, which should have and Surgeons, one of the groups. The lawsuit the been produced, which have not Theyaregettingmorethanahand of hundreds of thousands of tran- been produced.” slap here, and they richly deserve scripts*drafts, minutes and Other Government lawyars also have it.” documents generated by the conceded that they still have not The Justice Department said it ing groups*which disbanded May released electronic versions of was pleased with the ruling be- 31, 1993. documents. :ause the judge rejected the The Clinton administrationre- groups’ argumentsagainst declar- sisted calls to release the records If Lamberth rejects the ing the case moot. for more than a year, but relented government’s request to declare “As for the court’s discussion in August, voluntarily making the case moot, it will proceed to * * *ATTENTION AR TIS TS * * *

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Ireally ing attack and a talented bench. like playing with her.” The Brown and Blue (3- 1) will The for Tufts against Colby put their new strategy to work at will be to pressure their outside the Jumbodome twice this week- shooters, especially sophomore end, first against Colby Friday, . gunner Amber Howard, who led and again on Saturday versus the team in scoring and three-point Bowdoin. Both games are at 5:30 shooting as afreshman.TheWhite p.m. Mules are young and small up In each of Tufts’ four games so front, so the Jumbos should own far, four different players -- start- the glass all night. Junior point guard Chad Onofrio (top) and senior forward Chris McMahon (left) hope to lead Tufts ers Jodi Beach and Shelley Bowdoin should be more of a past Colby and Bowdoin this weekend at Cousens Gym. Pedersen, and reserves Laurel test for Tufts, with a much bigger Riechmann and Amie Hansen -- team than Colby, and a little more have led the way in scoring. experience. Sophomore power Jumbos look for a Maine sweep Although the scoring is spread forward Tracy Mulholland is av- out, don’t think this team is with- eraging 14 rebounds a game and Men’s basketball looks to remain victorious this weekend out astar. Seniorco-captain Beach junior guard Laura Schultz is a by BEN MARGOLES (NESCAC) action at Cousens “I think it’s fantastic getting to is back to greatness after missing tough scorer. Daily Editorial Board Gym.Bothgames willstartat7:30 play [Colby] at home,” said all but two games last season with Rebounding and good defense The undefeated Tufts men’s p.m. Onofrio, the team’s co-captain a knee injury. “I haven’t had any have been constants for Tufts this basketball team has been Colbyiscomingoffa21-4sea- along with senior forward Chris problems so far,” said Beach. “It season, but another constant has chomping at the proverbial bit, son in 1993-94 that saw them ad- McMahon. “The way we’re look- feels good to play again.” been lots of turnovers. When asked vance to the National Collegiate ing at it is that it’s kind of an early It must feel good for her team- what the team needs to concen- Athletic Association (NCAA) Di- season playoff game. Hopefully mates to have her back again as trate on this weekend, coach Savitz vision ID tournament. The White the atmosphere will be like that in well.Beach is aforceinthemiddle, quickly responded: “Number one, Basketball Mules beat the Jumbos 61-52 in the gym.” an unselfish all-around player, and we have to take care of the ball.” ErIMaine last season. Onofrio (16.7pointspergame, agood leader. Through four games, Very true. anxiously awaiting their fourth “[Colby] is a very important 4.7 assists), McMahon (23 ppg, she leads the team in scoring, as- Thus far, the Jumbos have av- game of the season. game,” said Tufts head coach Bob 8.7 rpg), and junior center Eric sists, and steals, and is second in eraged an unacceptable 28 turn- ‘We’re sick and tired of play- Sheldon. “What happens now Emmert (18 ppg) swill lead the rebounding. overs a game. “In some of the ing against each other,” said jun- could have playoff implications Jumbos. The WhiteMules are also Beach is joined in the starting games, we were our own worst iorpointguardChadOnofrioabout later on. They’re coming down led by a trio of experienced play- lineup by senior power forward enemy,” said Savitz. The miscues the team’s recent practices. The here to beat us. We’re playing to ers -- senior guards Matt Gaudet KaraEastwood,juniorpointguard are probably in part due to the Jumbos, now 3-0 after beating beat them.” (21.5 ppg, 5 apg) and Greg Walsh Chantelle Nobile, and sophomores team still getting used to playing Anna Maria 90-85 on Nov. 22, Sheldon has yet todefeatcolby (19ppg),andjuniorfixwardDavid Pedersen and Michelle Breen. together and learning the offense. have yet to play at home. in his six-year tenure at Tufts. In Stephens (15.5 ppg, 9.5 rpg). Coach Janice Savitz also finds “We’re running a flex offense Their wait is over. fact,theJumboslastbeattheWhite “It’s like two big men and a minutes ’for two seniors, with lots of baseline cutting and Tufts will face Colby (1-1) to- Mules a decade ago, during the guard forus versus twoguardsand Riechmann and Jen Batson, and screening,” said Beach. “We’re night and Bowdoin (1-2) tomor- 1984-85 season. a big man for them,”said Sheldon. two sophomores,Hansen and Kara trying to make great plays right row night in New England Small But don’t tell that to this year’s Murphy. away instead of working it College Athletic Conference Jumbo squad. see MEN,page 8 By farthemost importantbench around.” player on the team is Riechmann. A member of the All-Tournament see WOMEN, page 8 Men’s basketball is driving at 55 Jumbos shoot lights- out fromfloor en route to a 3-0 start by JOHN TOMASE guard Chad Onofrio, who’s shoot- against teams who can’t play de- Daily Editorial Board ing .630 from the floor, including fense as well as we can, it makes Okay, okay. So the men’s bas- 50percent(6of 12) on threepoint- shooting that much easier.” ketball team hasn’t even completed ers. Onofrio is averaging 16.7 Not only are the Jumbos get- one-eighth of its season. Maybe points a game. ting open shots, they’re getting “It’s unbelievable,” Jumbo easy shots. As each extra swing of Men’s coach Bob Sheldon said of the the ball extends and breaks down stratosphericshooting percentage. a defense, the Jumbo forwards are Basketball “It’s certainly got nothing to do popping free in ideal position. with me or [assistant coach] Pat Or as Emmert said, “It’s hard to it’s too early to get excited. Colby Skerry, because neither of us can miss when you’re three feet from and Bowdoin present stern tests. shoot.” the hoop.” But it’s so hard to keep under Sheldon is being a little hard on Even though Sheldon estimates control, because... himself. The Jumbos’ recent shoot- the Jumbos’ to outside shot We’ve got a bunch of Reggie ing success has everything to do ratio at 65/35, the increase in open Millers out there! with something he has preached shots is not the result of a radical The Jumbos have won their first for the past three years --patience. new offensive system. Besides three games in impressive fash- “We’re not taking the first shot some minor tinkering, as Onofrio ion, and one number leaps off the we see,” Sheldon said, “but work- says, “Basically,we’rerunning the stats page. Fifty-five. This has ing the ball around more as a team same plays I’ve been running for nothing to do with Rolling Rock, and taking the best shot. Because three years now.” or the number of years Jerry Garcia of that the players are more open a The main change from last sea- has played guitar. It’s Tufts’ team. little closer to the hoop.” son is the loss of Khari Brown to shootingpercentage from the floor. Onofrio agreed. graduation. Take nothing away The numbers are staggering. “Besides the first half against from Brown -- he was a force Senior Chris McMahon leads the GeneseoSt. [an 89-88Tufts win],” inside and a defensive stopper. squad with 23 points a game. He’s he said, “we’ve been real patient But without him as the fourth op- only taken 4 1 shots all season. But as a team, moving the ball around. tion on offense, ball distribution he’s hit 28 of them, for a robust Everyone’s patient to get their has been easier for the Jumbos. .683 shooting percentage. shots.” ‘We changed things a little bit His partner in crime underneath, McMahon also thinks the ball because we had three big men last junior centedmonster car crusher movement has improved. But he year,” Sheldon said. “And the Eric Emmert, is just behind at 18 credits the Knicks-style defense change has helped Chris and Eric, pointsagameon24of41 shooting played in practice as a help also. because the inside isn’t as con- (335). “It’s more or less because of gested and the inside shots are Tufts center Laurel Reichmann (13) banks one in while Amie And dropping bombs from gal- the way we practice,” hesaid. “It’s Hansen (24) boxes Regis out in a game earlier this season. axies far, far away is junior point intense, it’s physical. When wego see SHOOTING, page 8 Friday, December 2,1994 THE TUFTS DAILY page seven

SPORTS 4 Swimmers score a win Murph: an athlete for all seasons by DAVID WANK A. The lady divers did well, too. by GREGORY YOUMAN Senior Staff Writer Coach Brad Snodgrass stated that Daily Editorial Board Last Wednesday, the men’s he was “really impressed” with the It is the rare athlete who can swim team (2-0) rolled over the divers’ performances against excel at hisojher sport. Even rarer University of Massachusetts at Wellesley. He said that this perfor- is the athlete %whodominates in I 1 mance was the “best performance our team has had in the years since Athlete Swimming I’ve been here this early in the Profile and Diving ~- ---- season ... I’m excited.” two sports. But even more im- Sophomore diver Laurie Katz pressive, there is only one true Lowell by a score of 138-40, and commented, “We have a really triple threat at Tufts University. the women were etched out in a strong team this year.” She stated An athlete who not only plays, but frustrating loss to Wellesley by a that the team has strong freshmen stars, in three entirely different scoreof 151-149,leavingthelady and missed the injured Jennifer sports. That sole superstar is Jumbos’ record at 1-1. Ward. sophomore Kara Murphy. ‘We did a really good job,” Themen’steamis showingtheir Her accomplishmentsspeak for commented women’s coach Nancy strength and coach Don Megerle themselves. As amidfielder on the Bigelow, in reference to the very commented that he saw an im- women’s soccer team, she led the tight match. provement over the team’s per- team in goals as well as total points. She explained that althoughthe formance against Clark. He also As a point guard on the basketball team did not win, the women per- noted that the squad was very team, she ended last season sec- formed extremely well and that “positiveon thedecy’and showed ond on the team in assists. In soft- “one point is one point, anywhere.” good team morale. “I like to see ball, she amassed an on-base per- She noted that the closeness of the that,” he added. centage of .532 and stole I9 bases match proved to be a confidence In their victory over Lowell, while batting an extraordinary booster for Tufts. “Wellesley came the team appeared to be improv- .407. in with very high intensity which ing upon balancing their splits and While three sports must be in- forced us to do well. Mentally, it many swimmershad some of their credibly time-consuming,Murphy will really help us be a better team.” best performances. Such achiev- speaks rather nonchalantly about Senior Glenda Lundstedt, back ers included Marc Benvenuti in the commitment she has made. “I from an injury and swimming in the butterfly in the 400 meter med- like to keep busy,” said the her first meet this season, per- ley, Brian Herrick and Todd Stein midfielder/guard/centerfielder. “It formed extremely well in the 100, in the 200 style, Aaron Bradshaw keeps me disciplined to have a 500, and 1,000 freestyle. She in the 200 individual medley, and sport to play. I have so much fun placed second in the 500 freestyle Matt Verminski in the 200 back doing it that it’s just worth it.” by less than a second. She ex- stroke. The 5’ 1” sophomorefrom Can- plained that she was happy with In addition,Megerle stated that ton, Mass. can be described as the her performance at the meet and he was pleased with Tim sparkplug on all the teams on which that the team should do well now McNamara’s performance in the she competes. In other words, she that the freshmen are adjusting to 1,000free. Megerleexplained that makes things happen. While as Photo by Jennifer McCarthy college swimming. She added that the event was aconfidencebooster quick as any player on the basket- Sophomore Kara Murphy has proved that she is a legitimate three- the team looks like it has potential for McNamara, and that the swim- ball court, her speed and ability to sport athlete, the only one at Tufts University. and seems to be gaining security mer did well. make the quick pass to a cutting and confidence. The women face Bowdoin on player in the low post is as impres- led the team in walks while possi- at Tufts so far has been the athlet- Bigelow addedthat senior Katie Saturday; the men also take on sive as any hoops player at Tufts. bly being the most feared hitter on ics. While you’re in season, you Buckley also had a very strong Bowdoin on Saturday,and Babson Period. the club, as she was the only player spend so much time together and performance. on Wednesday. On the soccer field, her quick- to be intentionally walked. build close bonds. It is a great ness translates into the ability to While her ability to play at the experience and it makes it more beat the opposing goalie, some- college level has been proven be- enjoyable to go out there and play thing she was able to accomplish yond adoubt, she knows she made with your friends and have fun. six times during the fall. 3ut the the right choice in picking Tufts When you win, your friends are selfless Murphy wouldmuchrather and New England Small College the ones you’re celebrating with,” credit her teammates for her suc- Athletic Conference (NESCAC) said Murphy. cess. competition. Murphy has an affinity for all “I just had a bunch of good “Division I11 sports are more sports and, not unlike former Red players getting me the ball. That competitive than people are led to gave me some good scoring op- believe. The competition is great kMurphY portunities,” she said. here and I have fun playing. And I Hometown: Canton, MA. On the diamond, while not a know I’m not superior to my op- High School : Canton High School. power hitter, she “hit ‘em where ponents,” said Murphy. Age: 19. However, sports are just one Major: Quantitative Economics/ they ain’t,” finishing second on mathematics. the team in hits and leading the aspect of Murphy’s many talents. Sports: Soccer, Basketball, Softball. team in runs scored. Using her As a double major in quantitative Positions: Forward, Guard, short stature to her advantage, she economics and math, Murphy earned All Academic NESCAC Centerfielder. honors last season in soccer, an Other SporkSkiing. Athlete Most Admired: Pele week14 award that is won by players who I The Editors’ Challenaew are starters or significant reserves Athletic Honors: All-Academic After a brief respite, the editors are back. As all can see, we haven’t lost abeat in bringing the best and brightes who have at least a 3.2 GPA. NESCAC Soccer team (1994). sports figures to these pages. This week newly appointed assistant sports editor Bill Copeland wasted little time ii Talk to any coach or adminis- Favorite Pro Teams: Hornets, asserting his dominance over the department, calling theGlobeon his special Bat phoneanddemanding acouple minute: trator in the athletic department Celtics, Red Sox. from his buddy Dan Shaughnessy. The columnist was too happy to oblige someone of Copeland’s stature, apologizinj about Murphy, and all you will PersonW Most Respected: My for his lack of worthiness. Shaughnessy was bluntly honest, admitting, “I’m not much of a football guy.” hear is praise. “She is an outstand- Parents. Unfortunately,Billis stillthelowestrankededitorinthedepartment and therefore will stillbegettinguscoffec ing young lady with a great sense and making photocopies until wegraduate (Greg too, and he’s only asophomore).Gregcontinues to run away with things of perspective,” said athletic di- Sox slugger Dave Henderson, she but it’s only because he sold his soul to the devil. Ben is no longer an embarrassment, John has slipped off the face o rector Rocky Carzo. “She has a can be found on the coudfield Ithe earth, and Doug should stop smoking cigarettes. ‘Nuff said. high energy, quickness, and self- with a smile on her face. She truly Doug John Greg Ben Dan lessness. She has a joy for attack- enjoys what she’s doing and as a ing athletics as well as academics sophomore, she’ll have at least Last Week : 8-6 8-6 11-3 7-7 Shaughnessy and excels in both. She’s the total two more years to showcase her Season to Date (wins): 76-62 (2) 77-61 (3) 88-50 (4: 76-62 (2) Boston Globt student that we talk about.” talents -- a thought that should NY Jets at New England NY Jets New England NY Jets Vew England New England While her talents cannot be leave opposing coaches in three Dallas at Philadelphia Dallas Dallas Dallas Dallas Dallas questioned, Murphy would rather separate sports cowering in fear. Pittsburgh at Cincinnati Pittsburgh Cincinnati Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh focus on the.friendships she has So, which sport of the three is Washington at T&pa Bay TampaBay Washington Washington Washington Washington found due to her participation. her favorite? Murphy just smiles Green Bay at Detroit Detroit Detroit Detroit Green Bay Detroit “My greatest experience here and flatly states, “NOcomment.” Arizona at Houston Arizona Arizona Arizona Arizona Arizona Atlanta at San Francisco San Franciscc San Franciscc ;an Franciscc lan Francisco San Francisco Denver at Kansas City Denver Kansas City Kansas City Denver Kansas City Write Sports. Indianapolis at Seattle Indianapolis Seattle Seattle Seattle Seattle New Orleans at LA Rams New Orleans LARams LARams LARams New Orleans CaII John, Doug, NYGiants at Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland NYGiants Cleveland Buffalo at Miami Miami Miami Miami Buffalo Miami Greg, or MondayNight: Ben, Harry San Diego San Diego San Diego San Diego Tie-breaker: Total points 33 40 30 35 Sally at 621-3090 THE TUFTS DAILY Friday, December- 2,1994 Jumbos get.ting ready for the Maine challenge MEN continued from page 6 ing only 18 minutes over the first help as well. “This is a big game,” three games.Donroe,who Sheldon said Sheldon. “We need fans. The “If this was an ESPN commercial claims is assistant coach Pat ‘Couch Comer’ is back.“ that would be the matchup they’d Skerry’s prize recruit, is from While the Colby game should advertise.” Hamden, Conn. be close, the Bowdoin game might There will be players on the “He plays so hard,” said be a laugher. The Polar Bears, court other than the big six, of Sheldon about the freshman. “He’s who fell to Tufts 66-64 last year, course. Sophomoreshooting guard a real good defensive rebounder.” are the closest thing to a one-man Dan Ragsdale and junior small And rebounding could be a key team in NESCAC. Senior forward forward Will Riordan will likely to the game against Colby. Tufts’ Nick Browning has scored over start for Tufts while junior for- strengths are its overall depth and 30points in two of Bowdoin’s first ward Craig Murray and senior powerful inside game, whilecolby three games, while averaging guard T.J. Maines will see action lives for the outside shot. If Tufts double digits in rebounds. for Colby. present can shut down Colby ’s three-point Sheldon considers him one of In addition, Tufts boasts Joe game and control the boards in- the best in the league, but the coach Donroe, an impressive , side, it could be a long night for the isn’t worried about asamday night who is second on tiy team in re- White Mules. letdown. ‘‘The guys are ready,” he bounding (7 rpg) despite averag- Of course, playing at home will said. “It’s been a long week.”

Men’s hoops- scoring left and right thus far SHOOTING moved the ball a little bit better, MiEighties continued from page 6 like, ‘better get that shot up.”’ Times have changed. “If you he’s wide open instead of with a an evening of your favorite hits from Junior Hi& School coming a little easier than in the don’t get it one time you get it the guy on him.” past.” next time down,” Emmert said. “Chad’s obviously the key to And one fewer option inside is our team,” chimed in McMahon, one fewer player to gobble up “whether he’s bringing the ball up 937p.m. shots. With more shots to go The player who always has it, or mixing it around. But if de- around, more Jumbos can be kept and decides who gets it, is Onofrio. fenses key on him, it’s going to Free!!! happy. This was sometimesaprob- The all-everything guard bulked hurt other teams with myself and J lem in the past. up for his junior season, and Eric down low.” Sheldon has noticed an immediate So now the question is, can the With guests the Amherst Zumbyes difference. Jumbos keep it up? “Last year we were kind of con- “What happened with Chad is “It’s almost scary,” Sheldon cerned if we didn’t get a shot this he got a little stronger,” Sheldon said. “I think it will continue. Will time [down the court], we weren’t said. “Because of that, the three is [the shooting percentage] stay at going to get it for a couple of more a little bit easier. When he’s taking 55? I’d like to be optimistic and trips,” Onofrio said. “So we were the three now, because we’ve say yes.” Passine and Datience are kev 90210 chaotic WOMEN v A U FOX continued from page 6 concluded, “If we pass the ball continued from page 3 around four or five times. we will On a team with many capable score, and score on high percent- house, and the two take off. scorers, making the extra pass and Meanwhile Valerie and Steve having patience will be key. Savitz age shots.” busted up some hooligans who were throwing water balloons out .. the window. ‘“This isn’t Romper , !.... ._ . . Room,” she informed the boys. It must have, in fact, been an afore- The Utimate Study Br aak: mentioned mood room, because as soon as the boys left, she and Steve started hooking up. Steve soon found out that she wasn’t ?R *iw wearing any underwear. Once again -- I know -- too much infor- “elehrat6U the *Season5 mation. Sorry. ?R * Soon enough, everyone was Sale! smelling smoke. The token fat kid Channukah Crafts of the KEG house went to open the door to the fuse box room and the fire totally fwoomed out. Every- Festival one screamed and trampled out, but Ray had to be a hero and run back in to make sure everyone was out. Color Hooded Sweatshirt He dipped a blanket in some punch, (better hope it wasn’t High Sierra Jacket spiked) to help Steve and Valerie escape safely fromthemoodroom. Pouch Pockef2weatshirt JOIN TO CREATE Everyone thought that Kelly had US left already so they weren’t wor- Inside out Fleece Sweatshirt ried about her until Alison’s girl- 84( ‘styling’ beaded jewelry friend said that she had seen them Far Side Boxed Holiday Cards going downstairs together. Steve cried, everyone else Pigment Dyed T-shirt ‘far out’ femo dreidels flipped out, and Kelly and Alison hovered in the bathroom together Ceramic Mug reciting ‘The Lord’s Prayer.” The firemen finally found the two, but Flannel Boxer Short itlookslikeitmightbetoolate,the flames are too close! What will Plush Teddy Bear they do? Where’s Lassiewhen you Friday, December 2 need him? Like I told yoii to begin wi th... to be continued in two 2-4pm weeks.. . @ The Crafts Center (Subterranean Lewis Hall) Recycle

me9 Presented by: Tuft’s Crafts baby. House, Tufts Hillel, TheTribe Uh-huh. Friday, December 2,1994 THE TUFTS DAILY page nine Navy tribunal allows lesbian Lt. to remain. THE GOSPEL EXPERIENCE SAN FRANCISCO (AP)-- In thecontroversysurrounding it, has a surprising decision, a Navy hi- not affected unit cohesion. THAT YOU WON’T FORGET! bunal decided Thursday that Lt. Navy prosecutors toldthe board Zoe Dunning’s career in the Re- they had no choice but to order serves should not end with the Dunning separated from the ser- statement “I am a lesbian.” vice, regardless of her achieve- A board of inquiry unanimously ments. ruled that Dunning had proven she ‘We’re not saying that Lt. Dun- would not engage in homosexual ning is a bad person or an evil acts, in line with the military’s person because she made a per- “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. sonal decision ...but what has hap- “The board of inquiry recom- pened now, because she has said mends retention in the Naval ser- that, the fact is it’s not acceptable vice,” said Capt. Thomas Berns, within theArmedForces,”saidLt. senior member of the board. Ingrid Turner. Dunning stood while the find- Prosecutors said that under ings were being read, her hands “don’t ask, don’t tell,” service clenched. Afterward, she smiled members who declare they are briefly as she clasped lawyer Greg homosexual face dischargeunless Bonfiglio’s hands. they can prove they won’t engage Dunning’s attorneys had main- in homosexual acts while in the tained that when she made the service. Dunning did not do that, statement “I am a lesbian” at a prosecutors said. January 1993 rally, she was not The case played out at the Trea- broadcasting her intentionstoprac- sure Island Naval Station was be- tice homosexuality, but merely ing watched as an indication of indicating her sexual orientation. how the policy will work. “She felt that to continue to Navy sonar operator Keith hide who she was would be a lie,” Meinhold was discharged after he Bonfiglio said. announced he is gay, but won a He had warned the board that court battle for reinstatement. The dischargingDunning would mean Clinton administrationsaid it will “needlessly destroying the career not appeal the reinstatement. of a dedicated, distinguished of- That left intact an appellate ficer.” court ruling that simply saying one is homosexual does not express a Tu Dunning, 3 1, has been working Channutuh one weekend a month as a supply desire to engage in prohibited officer at the Naval Aviation De- sexual conduct. Dunning’s attor- pot in Alameda. neys made frequent reference to Co-workers and supervisors the Meinhold decision but Navy testified Wednesday she is an ex- prosecutors insisted it didn’t ap- cellent officer whose discharge ply because Meinhold’s case pre- would be the Navy’s loss. They dated the “don’t ask, don’t tell” said her sexual orientation, and policy. Celebration, i Concert!

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Today Goddard Chapel, 7:OO p.m. ARTS HOUSE Tufts Third Day Gospel Choir MOI! MOI! MOI! Moha’s gallery. “I Believe,” Fall Concert 1994. 37 Sawyer Ave, 7:OO - 9:OO p.m. Cohen Auditorium, 7:OO p.m. Vienna Table For seniors invited this week. Monday Gittleman’s house, Prof. Row, 3:OO - 5:OO p.m. Balch Arena Theater Danny and the Deep Blue Sea. Free Programs Abroad admission. Study Abroad Information Meeting. 4:OO & 8:OO p.m. Braker OO1,2:30 p.m. Tufts European Center Chinese Culture Club Tufts in Talloires information session. and by Bill Watterson DUMPLING PARTY!!! Wessell#3 12,6:30 p.m. Calvin Hobbes Start House, 6:OO p.m. History Department I r WAT? I WONDER !-DM A CQABBY Tufts Film Series History Department lecture series. GUY L\K€ UIM COT TO Movie: Splash, Only $2. East Hall Lounge, 5:OO p.m. Barnum OO8,9:30 & Midnight. Pen, Paint & Pretzels Alcohol and Health Eduation Weekly meeting. Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) Meeting. Balch Arena Theater, 11:30 a.m. Anderson Hall Rm. 212, 7:OO - 8:30 p.m. Alcohol & Health Education Tufts’ Men’s Project. SADD/B ACCHUS 124 professors Row, 11:30 a.m.-1:00 SADD/BACCHUS Twister p.m. Tournament. Commons, 9:30 p.m. Programs Abroad Study abroad information meeting. Programs Abroad Eaton 201, 11:30 p.m. Un American a Paris by Bill Amend Mugar Hall, 2:30 - 5:OO p.m. The Zamboni FoxTrot Meeting- Bring Articles. Tomorrow Eaton 333,9:30 p.m. , Tufts Film Series Women’s Center Movie: True Lies. only $2. Weekly discussion group for women. Barnum 008,7:00& 9:30 p.m. Women’sCenter,55TalbotAve,11:OO a.m.-1:00 p.m. Sunday Center for InterdisciplinaryStudied Tufts Film Series Latin American Studies Movie: True Lies. only $2. Lecture & Film: Representing Barnum OO8,7:00 & 9:30 p.m. Revolution: The American PBS Series ConfrontstheShiningPath.Peter Winn. Protestant Ministry I~~~~~,~~L. Wessell Library Room 310,3:20-5:OO Protestant worship service. p.m. Weather Report DILBERTB by Scott Adam 1 TODAY TOMORROW

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Celebration December 4 at 1O:OO a.m. All members of the Tufts community are invited. Followed by refreshments and music by members of the Klezmer Conservatory Band.