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December 15, 2006 Volume LXVII Issue No. 4 Auction raises $305,000 in aid by Scott Shuldiner ’09 the costs,” said Erinn McGuire, Director of Special Events. Tents decorated the campus, “That way, we can ensure that and bears inhabited the Arts Cen- all the profi ts go to the Finan- ter on the night of Saturday, No- cial Assistance Fund, where it vember 18. But this was no cir- can then be used for tuition as- cus; it was the seventeenth Park sistance, scholarships, and for School Auction, and before the many other academic purpos- night was over, tuition assistance es.” Currently, about 17 percent funds were $305,000 richer. of the student body receives “As far as comparing this fi nancial assistance each year. auction to previous years, I Auctioned items were do- would say that they have all nated by members of the Park been wonderful,” said Janet community and beyond. “In or- Livingston ’74, who co-chaired der to ensure maximum profi t to the auction with her husband, benefi t the Fund, we get items Richard. “And each raised an from retailers, restaurants, and enormous amount of money.” families,” said McGuire. Some The theme of the auction of the categories for the silent was An Evening of Stars to cel- auction included antiques, crafts photo courtesy Service Day Chroniclers ebrate Park’s faculty and stu- and jewelry, sports, culinary Second grader E. Fishman, pitches in during Service Day Nov. 22 by collecting paper to be dent body. “Teachers are the arts, and vacations. “Most chari- recycled. The all-school community service event takes place every year on the half-day stars, and so are the students, as ties will buy things to auction,” of school before Thanksgiving Break. See news article p. 3, commentary p. 4. they enrich the teaching, mak- explained McGuire. “We pride ing Park School a very special ourselves on the fact that we are place,” explained Livingston. able to make 100 percent profi t.” Judgement Day for seniors: In honor of this year’s theme, The auction boasted items all faculty were invited to the such as a guitar signed by Car- auction free of the $175 dol- los Santana, a vacation home college early decisions arrive lar admission charge. “We had in Thailand, and a letter writ- by Anders Hulleberg ’07 increase an applicant’s chance sion is the possibility of receiv- never done this before,” said ten by Abraham Lincoln. of being accepted. “Early De- ing early notice of the decision. Livingston, “and as a result, “It’s wrong to say that the For the vast majority of Park cision is most helpful to the Rolling Decision occurs at Uni- we had over 65 faculty at- only purpose for the auction School, today will be a care- applicant because colleges are versities, and applying early tend, more than ever before.” is to raise money,” said Mc- free half-day fi lled with music, more likely to compromise a bit means they haven’t yet fi lled the The auction, fi rst held in Guire. “This is really a commu- sweets, amiable teachers, and on a candidate who promises class. Early Action may have 1979, has raised over $3 mil- nity-building event. It gets new less than focused class periods. to enroll,” said Ganzenmuller. some small advantage at certain lion for the Financial Assis- people to meet others within But for much of the Senior College-based anxiety is schools,” said Gazenmuller. tance Fund. This year, more the community, and brings Class, it will be one of extreme common throughout the Class of There is still the other 40 than 500 people attended the them all together to work for a emotional highs and lows, jubi- 2007. It has grown in intensity percent of the Senior Class that event. “We get sponsorships common cause. That alone is lation and despair; the last school and palpability everyday since did not apply under any early and ads to cover the majority of just as important as the money. day of 2006 is also the day that Thanksgiving break. College plan. Of that group, some stu- many seniors who applied Early has been the principal subject dents will be too busy worrying Decision to a college fi nd out hallway conversations over the about their own deadlines (most whether they have been accepted. past weeks. “A month ago, it was regular decision deadlines are in “About 60 percent of the Se- a taboo topic,” said Steven Mad- early January) to stop and smell nior Class applied Early Deci- ow ’07, who has applied Early the holly, but others plan on en- sion, Early Action or Rolling De- Decision. “However, in the past joying the last day before winter cision,” said Director of College week, many more people have break just a little more than usual. Guidance Paul Gazenmuller. wanted to talk about college.” “I plan on bringing a beach Such a high percentage of For those seniors who ap- chair on the fi fteenth,” said Ian early applicants is not uncom- plied Early Action or Rolling Long ’07, among the 40 percent. mon in a day and age where Decision, the fi fteenth looms U.S. News and World Report’s less dauntingly, as both Early rankings of America’s top col- Action and Rolling Decision leges fl y off shelves and parents are non-binding, meaning a happily pay thousands of dollars student is not legally obligated photo courtesy Development Offi ce to enroll their children in SAT to attend, should he or she be The Wyman Arts Center overfl owed with items and bidders at Prep courses. Many student be- accepted. “The advantage to the Nov. 18 auction to raise money for fi nancial assistance. lieving that applying “E.D.” can Early Action and Rolling Deci- photo by J. Webber ‘07 What’s inside...

service day forum diversity theater basketball news page 3 commentary pages 5 features pages 6&7 reviews page 8 sports page 12 page 2 The Postscript | December 15, 2006 Editorial

Invisible seniors Mixed Messages The second generation of semi-controversial advertising posters are up. Today is Dr. Jackson’s last holiday assembly. Progres- sivism at Park could be in dire trouble, and it’s not the fault of whom you might expect. A noticeably large portion of students is failing its responsibilities as part of the Park community. The problem can be seen by anybody taking a look around at assemblies. There are more empty chairs than there have ever been in the theater over the past four years, even though this is the largest upper school ever. An approximate count during a re- cent senior class meeting showed that half the grade was absent. Assemblies and class meetings are less managed than regular classes, and could therefore be considered to be a better test of the phi- losophy. Where is the self-discipline that dictates that we go and take part in the communal activities? There are no tests, grades, homework reading, essays, or any of the other pressures that regular classes have. Basically, there are no external motivations. In a perfect Park world, the only trouble during assembly would be the oc- casional student that forgets that feet belong on the ground and not the backs of chairs. Even for the students that do show up, how many tune out and use assembly periods as naptime? Human Sexuality instructor Debbie Roffman has spoken ab- stractly about the beauty of Park as the trust between students and teachers. If that is the case, students who are absent either physically or mentally are seriously betraying an integral part of the school. During an interview with Dr. Jackson about Progres- sive Education at Park, he mentioned that you have to keep trying even if Progressive methods don’t seem to be working. That leaves the onus on the students, as it should be. There are few, if any, punishments or penalties for absence. Just be aware of the implications of your actions. If you want Park to be a successful Progressive institution, maybe you should show up. The Secular Quiz The Postscript by Howard Berkowitz, Upper School English Is Park a secular school? Should it be? Take this simple quiz to determine your attitude: The Park School of Baltimore 1)If a group of students wanted to use one of the side rooms in the library to have a brief P.O. 8200 Brooklandville, MD 21022, prayer meeting before school, should the school say “Sure” or “No way”? Tel. 410-339-7070 2)If a small group of athletes on say, the Girls Varsity Softball team, wanted to pray together December 15, 2006 before a big game, should the coach say “Sure” or “No way”? Volume LXVII|Issue No.4 3)If students wanted to put up both a Christmas tree and a Hanukkah menorah somewhere in Editors-in-chief the Upper School to recognize their tradition AND religious diversity, should they be allowed to? Julian Charnas, Jen Webber, Carrie Young 4)Should a Moslem girl in the middle school be allowed to wear a hijab? 5)Should ALL religions be celebrated at Park or should NO religions be celebrated at Park? News Features Jeremy Golden, Elizabeth Cunningham, Now, look up the word “secular” and score yourself! Anders Hulleberg Tony Demarco, Scotty Shuldiner, Assistant Mara James To the Editors: Reviews Commentary Leah Greenberg, Peter Sicher Liz Gauvey-Kern, Committee works to improve nondisciplinary group Brett Kaup, Assistant Mica Fidler As the current facilitator of behavior, and third, that students program to be responsible for Everett Rosenfeld, Assistant the faculty committee looking feel there are several ways to drug use in the community- this Photography Sports to build a new program to re- help a friend they are worried just isn’t possible, nor is it the Amir Patel, Drew Rosenthal Ben Goldstein, Ben Levin place NAG I’ve been asked to about. That may include going focus of such a program. To the give a response and update on to an adult they trust in the com- second and more overt question, Cartoonist the committee’s work to date. Faculty Adviser munity to handle the problem “Should NAG still exist while Emmett Ingram After meeting with students, a or to gain an understanding this other support system is be- Susan G. Weintraub Photography Adviser small group of faculty convened of what they themselves can ing developed?” Faculty, too, Terry Lansburgh ’66 to look at the Park community do to help that friend, or some are divided on the answer. For and what type of program might combination of interventions. the most part, the newly con- Contributors better serve the needs of stu- Rachel Berkowitz’s article vened committee is a group of Becka Althauser, Howard Berkowitz, Aaron Brant, Sam Cornblath, dents when concerns regarding (Postscript, 11/22) asked some faculty that was not involved in Alexis Green, Ken Greller, Mike Leffer, Coby Lerner, Sarah Lever, alcohol and other drug use arise. pointed questions that have also the development of NAG. How- The group is aware that three been salient to our conversa- ever, we currently have a trained Harrison Macks, Malcolm McDowell, Jesse Naiman, Ariel Oshinsky, things must happen for any new tions: “Do teachers want to help group of faculty members serv- Robert Sandler, Peter Treadway, Matt Young program to be a success: First, individuals…or do they want a ing on NAG who are willing to that student participation is es- drug free zone?” We clearly continue to be utilized by the Policies sential to the development of a want a program that helps in- community if so called upon. We welcome letters to the editor. Please send letters to postscript@park- new program; we’re trying to dividuals and ideally impacts So it seems to me that there’s no school.net. or through the Contact Us section at www.parkpostscript.com. We be thoughtful about the selec- the culture on students’ ability harm in allowing a venue to con- reserve the right to edit all submissions for language and length. tion of a representative group to detect and respond respon- tinue to operate on an as needed Some material courtesy of American Society of Newspaper Editors/MCT of students to join this work. sibly to problem drinking or basis, as it always has. And Campus High School Newspaper Service. Second, that any new program other drug use in the community. fi nally, yes, I think we all agree must incorporate education on With that said, I certainly don’t the name will be changed… the warning signs of dangerous want any support or education --Krista Dhruv page 3 News The Postscript | December 15, 2006 Annual Service Day refocuses efforts on community building

individuals and not towards off-campus activities were Luck- News Briefs by Jeremy Golden ’08 community building,” said man Park Clean-up, a visit to The sun was not shin- Kinne. Because of this, planners Defenders for Animal Rights, ing November 22, but there removed one or two activities, and a performance by the Vo- Schlitz books earn high praise was no lack of fun for the such as yoga, that were not as cal Chords. The Vocal Chords students and faculty who community-related as others. made their first off-campus Accolades for Librarian Laura Schlitz’s newly published books attended the fi fth annual pre- This year, there were a variety service day trip to Christopher’s are piling up. A Drowned Maiden’s Hair has earned rave reviews Thanksgiving Day of Service. of new activities to choose from, Place, a rehabilitation center and in The Wall Street Journal, Nov. 11; New York Times Book Review, Sandwich making, general both on campus and off. Some academy for formerly homeless Dec. 3, as one of the notable children’s books of 2006; and the maintenance work, removal of of the new on-campus activities adult men. During their stay, prestigious Horn Book for Nov. which gave it a starred review. invasive species and Chesa- included writing letters to alumni the men learn how to work Schlitz was featured in a lengthy article in the Sept. 24 Baltimore peake Habitat building were from the ‘50s and ‘60s; creating and be part of the community. Sun, and in a follow-up article Dec. 8. The New York Public Library some of the activities offered “baskets of cheer,” for individu- The a cappella group sang, has included both Maiden and The Hero Schliemann, the Dreamer to Upper and Middle School als in the community who needed and then engaged in a meaningful Who Dug for Troy, on its 2006 list of books for Reading and Shar- students during the half- a special lift; and constructing discussion about the program and ing. Schlitz has been a guest on the Park School Week in Review day of community service. plant beds for the Plant Biology people at Christopher’s place. podcast, and WYPR’s Maryland Morning. The public has had its say Service day coordinators, Seminar, a new science class that “It was a really great opportunity as well, contributing numerous fi ve-star reviews on Amazon.com. including librarian Carol will be offered second semester. to share music and learn about Kinne and science teacher “I had a great group that the people there,” said Vocal Historian speaks on Napoleon Julie Rogers, made several braved the cold and put in some Chords member Ben Guo ’08. changes to this year’s schedule good hard work,” said Jeff Jen- Based on what they felt Johns Hopkins Andrew M. Mellon Professor in the Humani- based on student suggestions. nings, Upper School science was a positive experience, ties and French history expert David Bell visited Park School “[A few] students felt that teacher and the leader of the the Vocal Chords are inter- Thursday, November 30 to speak about the Napoleonic Era. Tenth some of the activities we had activity that built plant-beds. ested in returning next year. graders, who were studying the French Revolution and Napo- were very oriented towards Some of the newly added leon in World 10 history, were required to attend. The talk was also open to any other students who wished to hear Bell speak. The author of numerous books, Bell came to Hopkins from Yale University, where he had been an assistant professor of history from 1991 to 1996. His article about Vichy France, “The Col- laborator,” was featured in the December 11 issue of The Nation. After his talk, many noted that he was a stimulating speaker. “He said that [the students] had good questions, and that he’d like to come again,” said Upper School History Chair Jon Acheson. Students, faculty sell original artwork at annual crafts fair On Thursday, November 30, members of the Park School community gathered in the front lobby for the school’s annual holiday craft fair to buy and sell everything from oil paintings to handmade jewelry. Artists of all ages participated in the event, photo by D. Rosenthal ’08 as people walked through the hallways shopping for their unique Sophomores N. Jones and D. Brown sort winter clothing collected Nov. 22. gifts. The show extended from the beginning of the middle school hallway all the way to the Arts Center. There was a large M block stands for more assortment of gifts and handmade crafts from ceramic mugs, to pillows and jewelry. The vendors are part of the community in so many different ways. There many teachers and parents in- than weekly activities volved, as well as Lower, Middle and Upper School students. Hannah Leighton ’10 participated in the craft fair for the fi rst by Becka Althauser ’09 mit to attending class the entire by English teacher Howard time. Not only did she have success with blankets, but she also semester, consent to discuss Berkowitz, the group of four made dolls out of clay modeled after a tradition design to make In September, the Up- issues of race honestly while students share readings and “your worries go away.” Two sixth graders were further down the per School added a new agreeing to confidentiality. engage in discussion of the hall selling gift cards. The wide variety of vendors produced an block to the schedule. There are currently 16 stu- Park School philosophy, John array of artwork that fi t well with the upcoming holiday season. Labeled M-Block, its primary dents and 5 faculty members Dewey, and other more tradi- purpose is to ensure that fresh- in the course, and while the tional educational theorists. man language and math classes specifi c issues are not for discus- Representatives of Upper meet three times a week, every sion outside of class, participants School departments have ad- week. On weeks when one of agree that the conversation is dressed the group and discussed these classes is held only two going well; the class is expected ways progressive education days out of fi ve, freshmen have to be offered second semester. plays out in their subject areas. an additional 40 minutes of class. The once-a-week format pos- Some freshmen think M-Block For upperclassmen, M- es some challenges to honest is too short to be a worthwhile block provides opportunities dialogue, but feedback has been use of their time, and have ex- to participate in activities and positive. Junior Erin Shafer, a pressed concern that it isolates “once-a-weeks,” short classes regular attendee, notes that the them from the rest of the Upper with minimal homework, and class is “really diverse—half School. Others find the time additional study time. There black kids and half white kids. helpful reinforcement, especially are currently several M-Block The white kids get a good in the Modern Language classes. classes being offered, as well idea about how to talk to people Math Department chair as numerous informal groups. of a different ethnicity,” she Tony Asdourian is pleased One class, Broadening the said. “The black kids have also with M block. “Now, when Conversation about Race, is learned why white kids feel we need to, we have the time a student-faculty project uncomfortable talking about to practice skills more without modeled after a faculty sum- having to worry about using racial issues to black kids.” photo by A. Patel ’08 mer advancement program. Another class offered is up one of only two days in a Arts faculty member Garry Cerrone displays his ceramic Participants, who must com- Progressive Education. Led given week,” said Asdourian. wares at the crafts fair Nov. 29. page 4 The Postscript | December 15, 2006 Commentary

Most Upper Schoolers see benefi t in service day by Ken Greller ’10 ings which included trips to important non-profi t and chari- The Day of Service is an table organizations such as Our annual Park Tradition, hon- Daily Bread, Maryland Com- ored through the school with munity Kitchen, Maryland Food much enthusiasm not only from Bank, Bea Gaddy’s Shelter, the staff, but from students as KIPP Academy and Adelante well. It was initially surprising Familia, all very helpful organi- to me that students would so zations in the larger community. strongly rally behind a cause Were the contributions that may be “boring” or detri- made in these facilities tru- mental to their overall lush and ly substantial? Or, instead, cozy way of life, and that any of is it possible that all we as a them would enjoy spending the “community” are doing is cre- day—especially the day before ating a false sense of security? a holiday break in which they It’s no secret that many chil- could all indulge in complete dren attending private schools gluttony—helping out the less are on the much higher end fortunate. For a good portion of of this country’s rigid class the student body at Park, the day system, and many families is something very meaningful. choose independent education At the beginning of Novem- to spare themselves the as- ber, a slideshow at assembly sumed “heartaches” of dealing showed pictures of last year’s with the fallouts and issues day of service with a sweet, surrounding public education. docile musical backdrop. The The Park School, progressive pictures where cheery images or not, fi nds itself fi lled with stu- work with the poor and disen- of smiling students, most of dents who are no different. This franchised –which is anything but whom were clearly affluent. creates a desire, naturally, to pose a fun scene? Is it because it beats The subjects of the pictures as outstanding good Samaritans math class? Or because, upon where picking up leaves, cut- within the so-called commu- returning to school, there is the ting down pesky plants behind nity. So is this all a simple, but promise of soup and cornbread? the school, making sandwiches, gigantic guilt-induced activity Perhaps. But beyond that, meditating and beading bracelets. among the rich that has spiraled the day of Service proved to “Sweet” would be the com- into an ongoing school tradition? be another way in which Park mon (and mild) reaction. But It would look like it, on the builds community, and a certain one must analyze. This is a day surface. Almost a month after sense of character, any positive intended to serve the “com- the slideshow, and the day be- results simply become an ad- munity.” What community is fore another day of deserved ditional bonus. It seems that on that, exactly? Is it the commu- guilt (Thanksgiving), came the November 22 there was an air nity of greater Baltimore? Or half-day of school. Students of genuine sincerity throughout simply the small secluded hills filed in smiling, many bun- the school, and one of fl owing and valleys that are the Park dled up and ready to venture happiness and respect for peers. photos courtesy The Chroniclers School, safe in Brooklandville? out on assorted busses, a good The truth will always remain Which community, in reality, number of them carrying addi- that many of us are simply J. Levitsky ’09 and L. Holmes ’09 organize boots for the is in greater need of service? tional jackets, hats, and scarves, privileged people who’d like winter clothing drive. E. Nochumowitz ’07 and Z. Kelley ’10 In all fairness, many stu- for the winter clothing drive. to fi nd ourselves making a dif- plant trees near the Lower School playground. dents spent this day in one of So, why so happy, on a day ference. Maybe a few hours spent knitting, will not save the service serve as building blocks the many off-campus offer- when many will be carted off to in a soup kitchen, or an hour whole world; but these days of in the creation of a community. Remember the invisible children in time of giving by Coby Lerner ’09 knows they exist, not to men- “Is it more important for the kids in Baltimore City to get video games, or for tion the fact that they are being It’s the holiday season. It’s kids in Uganda to get clothing, food, shelter, and the chance to survive?” acknowledged, and somebody a season for happiness, family, wants them to survive. Wouldn’t and giving. Every year, millions that be a greater and more pow- of dollars go to buying presents osity of people in general and I people from their own villages. the world it’s all over the news; erful gift—the chance to live? for underprivileged kids. It’s don’t want to diminish the kind- Could the money that we give but every time a Ugandan child I don’t want to belittle the a nice thought: giving gifts to ness of the donations that have every year during the holiday is killed, nobody hears about it. importance of giving gifts to people who haven’t had the op- made so many children happy. season be going towards saving They truly are invisible chil- underprivileged children in Bal- portunity to receive gifts before. Here’s the part that I ques- those kids? Is it more impor- dren. Some people might say, timore. Receiving a gift for the A fundraiser at my Hebrew tion: could this money be going tant for the kids in Baltimore “It’s in Africa. It’s Uganda- fi rst time means so much. I just school is estimated to raise about to more important things? Sit- City to get video games, or for what do you expect? They are want to open up people’s eyes to $1,500 to buy gifts for kids in a ting in an assembly recently, I kids in Uganda to get clothing, a poor African country; it just another worthy cause, because program called “The Children’s watched the documentary Invis- food, shelter, and the chance doesn’t matter.” Why are these we shouldn’t ignore a prob- House,” which places kids into ible Children, a fi lm about the to survive? Your $300 video children’s lives worth nothing? lem just because it’s far away. foster homes. They plan to children of Uganda who don’t game console is worth enough America appreciates that its What are you going to do buy video games, board games, have food, shelter, or clothing, to provide school fees, sup- youth are the future of the coun- for the holidays; after all it is and dolls for these children. and who are being abducted by plies, health care, haircuts, and try, so how come these Ugandan the season for giving? Dona- I understand the importance of the rebel army. These children a Ugandan mentor to look after children aren’t valued? While tions to Invisible Children Inc. these projects. I understand how are sometimes taken as young as a child, for an entire semester the people in Baltimore who can be made online at www. exciting it must be for a kid who fi ve years old, and then trained (so think about that $600 PS3). receive gifts will be happy to invisiblechildren.come/ and has never gotten a gift before to as rebels. They are desensi- A Ugandan priest points out, know that somebody cares, the donations to The Children’s fi nally get to open up one for the tized and brainwashed, and then in the movie, that if one person kids in Uganda would be ec- Home can be made at http:// fi rst time. I appreciate the gener- forced to kill, sometimes even dies in a more affl uent part of static knowing that somebody www.thechildrenshome.net Commentary page 5 The Postscript | December 15, 2006 Reconsider scheduling for alcohol seminars of consecutive classes make it more diffi cult for students to stay alert and engaged. Danielle Has- well put it simply, “I couldn’t concentrate at all in my class af- ter AODS. I was going insane!” Scheduling of this class des- perately needs to be improved. I recognize that it is diffi cult to fi nd a time besides G or X By Ariel Oshinsky ’08 block, but there must be another Every Thursday X block option. One possibility is that for the first three months of this class could be incorpo- this school year, I had to at- rated into the M block rotation. tend the Alcohol and Other The scheduling also affects Drugs Seminar (AODS) freshmen involvement in clubs required for all freshmen. and activities. Many people feel I agree that it is important that freshmen are not taking to have some sort of education part in enough of the X block on these issues. However, I activities, but AODS prohibits feel that the scheduling of the us from doing so. Many ac- class and some of the class’s tivities including Postscript, content should be re-evaluated. Robotics Club and Amnesty This class is important and a International are on Thursdays, lot of the content is well taught. photo by D. Rosenthal ’08 meaning a student in the Thurs- Much of the curriculum con- All freshmen are required to attend the Alcohol and Other Drugs Seminar taught by Krista day seminar could not join them. sists of discussions having to Dhruv. Students complain about scheduling the class during G and X blocks. For example, during last do with drugs and alcohol in stated, “A lot of the information comes with the risk of damaging Heading into the trip, I thought Thursday’s Student Faculty Fo- the media, medical reasons for is just repetition from last year.” home-life, then alternative as- it would be a waste of time, but rum, the topic was freshmen and taking drugs, laws having to do Also, there is one specific signments need to be considered. it ended up being the most valu- their lack of participation in stu- with alcohol and other drugs, aspect of the class that I feel The trip that we took to the able part of the class for me. dent activities. But one-sixth of and The Park School Alcohol needs to be immediately reas- Mountain Manor drug reha- The scheduling of this class is the grade could not have attend- and Drug Policy. As a fresh- sessed: the parent chats. Parent bilitation center was the most a big issue. Ninth graders must ed that discussion and argued man remarked, “It’s not just a chats are homework assignments valuable experience for me. At take AODS during either Tues- their points because of AODS. regular don’t do drugs class.” in which students are required Mountain Manor, two teenag- day G or Thursday X for one It is my hope that with Having said that, I feel some to discuss issues with a parent. ers told us about their life and trimester of the year. This means this analysis—along with the of the content should be ad- One student said, “The parent how their use of drugs has af- students in the Tuesday seminar feedback of others in the com- justed. Some information talked chats caused a ton of arguments fected it. A peer of mine said, have classes from 8:30-12:30, munity—we can re-evaluate the about in this class has already between me and my parents.” I “The trip put you in the actual while the students on Thursday Alcohol and Other Drugs Semi- been discussed in eighth grade think that the promotion of dis- environment of someone your have classes from 10:45-3:00. nar to make it more enjoyable life skills classes. As one student cussion is a good thing, but if this own age with a drug addiction.” These unusually long periods and informative for everyone. Student Faculty Forum incites weekly riots Vociferous group seeks new members for informal debate during Thursday X by Jesse Naiman `07 emer and his cohort of leftist Forum attendees maliciously uns. The swarm of attack my conservative views. Gfreshmen. Africa. The Recently, we have had a drop cult of community service. in membership. I will admit, Cultural sensitivity. Park’s that we have also had trouble advertising campaign. The advertising ourselves. If you English language. What do want to see what we are truly all of these have in common? like, you have to come. But, They have been issues discussed once and a while, it is impera- photo by A. Patel ’08 in Student Faculty Forum. tive that we re-evaluate the Every Thursday at 12:30 reason for our existence at Park. Regular Student Faculty Forum attendees J. Naiman `07 and N. Oseroff `07 square off against each other and adviser John Roemer, during weekly shouting matches. in Room 352 (Mr. Acheson’s I mentioned who we are and room), students and faculty what we do on a superficial come to address these issues. level, but the question arises: write in the newspaper about you believe, your opinions are the dance, it was the discus- Some come every week, anxious how do we help the school? their beliefs on school policy; welcome here. Whenever an sion in Student Faculty Forum for a dose of intellectual ideas Park is a place of opinions. such as the existence of NAG. issue is in need of debate, we that I found most helpful in delivered with passion, as if From my service on the Student They even give assem- will discuss the issue in depth. understanding the problem. Billy Graham or Jesse Jackson Council, I have seen that every blies on issues that concern Frequently, students and We are not merely an in- delivered the ideas of Voltaire. time we propose an idea, it is met them; the most recent one was faculty are on opposite ends vestigative body. Sometimes Others, frustrated with the with much debate, be it the failed about child soldiers in Uganda. of an issue. It is up to us, at we will rant about issues not world or the school, love hav- Honor Code or even Field Day. We are the venue dedicated that point, to mediate the dis- of major concern, and just de- ing a place to vent every once Every day in the halls students to the debate of both in school cussion and help both sides bate each other to blow off and a while. A few however, and faculty debate what was just and out of school issues; such further understand each other. steam. We simply ask that love confirming their liberal discussed in class, be it history, as those mentioned above. While the Student Council in- you remember to join us on viewpoints; watching Mr. Ro- English, or science. Students Whoever you are and whatever vestigated the issues surrounding Thursday at 12:30 in Room 352. page 6 The Postscript |December 15, 2006 Features Diversity

Socio-economic diversity: Diversity is a constant topic of conversation at Park Jackson became Head of School. Support for diversity in Most prevalent, least discussed Student Diversity Leadership Conference, and this year a by Elizabeth “The teachers are great, the facilities Dec. 2. They concluded that diversity is not solely a black Cunningham ‘07 are great, students are generally friendly, but then I look again and all the students of view on several diversity issues. This page can only rep ccording to Park’s website (www. look the same: white and rich and proud community will discuss every facet of the issue, and that n Aparkschool.net/diversity), “Park’s of it. There is an incredibly small amount student body represents a full range of in- of diversity at Park, and [still]…we try comes, including a sizeable middle-class to show off all of our minorities on web Up Hill, Up Str population. 25 percent of students receive pages and in pictures posted in halls…” fi nancial aid - 17 percent through the Finan- said one student. “I have often heard 2006 Student Diversity Leadership Conferenc cial Assistance Fund and 8 percent through slurs about poorer people being lazy the Faculty Tuition Remission Program.” and some people try to argue for what by Mara James ‘07 Many students, however, dis- are essentially tax cuts for the rich…” What does Park need to work on in agree that these figures reflect true Another student said, “As I see Park terms of diversity? That is the question socio-economic diversity in the student continuing to make efforts to increase that a group of six Upper School students, body. Two students who will remain the racial diversity at the school, I including myself, and 11 faculty members anonymous felt strongly that socio-eco- don’t see much happening as far as took with us to the Student Diversity nomic diversity at Park was “sub-par”, economic diversity.” Both students Leadership Conference and the People of and that “a very small number of students expressed the opinion that the tuition Color Conference in Seattle, Washington. come from lower income families”. assistance program was being used to Our groups were separated throughout the One said, “The middle and lower support racial diversity rather than “al- day with close to 2,000 faculty attending classes have been allowed to become lowing students of different economic workshops to discuss diversity at their non-existent,” in terms of the socio-eco- classes to get an education at Park.” own schools. The 1,000 plus students nomic awareness of the students at Park. The fact that these students felt the discussed issues of diversity on a global A student attending Park from first need to remain anonymous alone proves scale, and then narrowed the conversation grade through high school graduation at that there is a problem with insensitiv- to potential changes for their schools. the current tuition costs will have spent ity towards economic differences at our Students were split into different nearly $225,000—before any donations or school. “It is ridiculous how few people “family” groups of 100 students, and extra costs for fi eld trips or events through- I can identify with fi nancially [at Park] within that group, we were split into out those 12 years. If 75 percent of Park’s and it really creates a divide between groups of 10 students, called “home” population can afford this cost—and me and others…it doesn’t really seem groups. Diversity is not just about race, M. James ’07, A. Burris ’07, A. Kinslow keep in mind many families are paying as though this would be at all painful, which is what some would believe. We M. Young ‘10 represented Park at the S for more than one child—does that really but it really is,” said one of the students. learned about “The Big 8”, the core cul- based on their own personal choice of represent a “sizeable middle-class popula- “In order to make Park re- tural identifi ers: ability, age, ethnicity, identity for their race or sexual orientation, tion”? Without a doubt, Park provides a ally diverse, we need to do a much gender, race, religion, sexual orientation, and not how society might identify them. valuable education, but is it only provid- better job bringing in people with and socioeconomic class. We discussed The White/Caucasian/European- ing that education to the wealthy class? different financial backgrounds.” these identifi ers on a personal level of American affi nity group discussed being how we each identifi ed and the global im- identifi ed as white and what that meant- plications from different identifi cations. -white privilege, white allies--and how Our days also included hearing speak- we might use the advantages of being “It is the objective of the school to be a place ers and meeting with our affi nity groups. white to help the causes of others. There where each person is respected and valued...” The affi nity groups were based on racial are some white people who do not see identifi cation except for a group for sex- why race, color, or ethnicity truly mat- - The Park School Philosophy ual orientation, GLBTQ (Gay, Lesbian, ter because we are all humans, but our Bi-sexual, Transgender, and Questioning). society does not act that way or think that It was an interesting process to form these way. We can only change that by start- groups because students picked a group ing to take action by changing people’s Park provides a welcoming environment for Asians by Tony Demarco ’08 more Asians in our grade.” He Park student.” The way Park is trying to get went on to say, “I really don’t Marcia families to visit is with its mar- ark is overwhelmingly think it is a big issue having Holden, Di- keting campaign. Holden said, Psimiliar to most other Asian faculty for me to look rector of “Marketing is just to get people private schools: a vast campus, up to, I do have my parents.” Admissions to walk through the door, and new fl ashy basketball jerseys, Sukhong Min ’08 is another at Park, is I don’t think we are trying to and a predominantly caucasian Asian in the Junior Class. He working hard be sneaky with our advertising faculty and student body. In the moved from South Korea to to diversify campaign…Visiting Parents def- junior class of over 80, only the U.S. last December and has the school on initely see consistency between three students are Asian, less been at Park ever since last year. many levels. ads and what the school really is.” than 4 percent of the grade. Min has made a smooth Holden has David Jackson has been a Benjamin Guo ’08, an Asian transition into the Park com- been working strong supporter of diversity at student, has been at Park since munity and said, “The amount in the admis- Park. “Diversity is about numbers second grade. He’s a contribu- of free time here is the biggest sions office Sukhong Min ‘08 photo by D. Rosenthal ’08 but it isn’t about numbers,” he tor to the Park Art Program change…sometimes I don’t for the last eight years, hav- American children…It then said. This refers to how there is with his musical talents, and know what to do with myself.” ing previously taught in the seemed to disappear, although much more to diversity than sim- is also an excellent student. Min also noticed that he has Lower School for 14 years. lately it has been growing. ply the variation in ethnicity and Guo does not think diversity “not been as comfortable as in When Holden fi rst came to “It can be very difficult social class that attend a school. is that big of a problem at Park. Korea. I guess this is normal for Park she thought diversity was to convince Asian families There is also the important “[We] have a good amount of anyone going to live somewhere at a different level than it is that progressive education is aspect of how students feel in diversity here at Park, and I re- else…I am also more careful today. “My fi rst years at Park good,” said Holden, “but we their classes: whether they feel ally don’t see it being that big with what I do and what I say. I thought the school was very think if we can just get them comfortable enough to contrib- of a problem.” Though he did I do not think that I am treat- diverse. We had Asian chil- through the door that they ute regularly, and whether their point out that, “we could have ed differently than any other dren, Iraqi children, and African might change their minds.” opinions are taken seriously. page 7 y at Park

k, as it has been for the last 12 years since David nitiatives also includes sending a delegation to the a group of 6 attended the event in Seattle Nov. 30 to Haven k and white issue. Postscript has assembled points Following the perpetual growth of Koch’s snowfl ake present so many perspectives, and we hope that the It seems that Mother Nature isn’t the most original thinker. no voice will be left unheard. Digging deeper, we see the same block on block patterns, In the shallow crevices of our open palms. However, it is true that the angles of the snowfl ake ream, Up to Us Change undoubtedly and immeasurably, And we are much the same. ce encourages creative ways to eff ect change We differ in our composition of prints. ference, but I have only heard it discussed And far off into our own spaces. in such an open and accepting way in (Where we rest other than this vast haven) Debbie Roffman’s seventh grade sexual- Here, we are not so unfortunate ity class. There are also numerous subtle As to only smile at those most like ourselves. attacks against students of lower socio- Here, we never abandoned show and tell. economic classes and abilities, physical, We carry cuisines and dialects in our back pockets, emotional and mental, which Park should address among the students and faculty. Leaving every open mind with quaint samples, The only way to truly create change Discrediting all theories of acquired taste, within our school would be to change Following the perpetual growth of Koch’s snowfl ake. the curriculum. By changing the cur- riculum, students will be discussing these -Malcolm McDowell ’08 issues more, feeling comfortable with themselves, and accepting the global and personal implications and consequences of not fully understanding issues of mi- “The more and more we ponder on the norities within race, sexual orientation, goal ethnic diversity, the more we begin gender, socioeconomic class, and the four photo courtesy A. Kinslow’08 other core cultural identifi ers. Some ways to consider people of different ethnicities ’08, D.Winder ’09, C. Jamison ’07, and to change the curriculum would be to as radically different from ourselves.” - Student Diversity Leadership Conf. create a diversity of authors and points of beliefs and understanding of diversity. view addressed in English, Math, Science anonymous student Our group realized that while Park is and History classes. Coming back to very far ahead of other schools by already Park has allowed me to realize what can discussing these issues and attempting and can’t actually be done and what needs to create change, there is still work to to be done. The conference allowed me do. Besides inclusion related to race and to realize how I need to advance myself, “There is an incredibly small amount of di- ethnicity we need to make sure that our my peers and Park, and I now know that versity at Park, and no matter how hard we school is a safe and accepting place where even if students’ attempts at discussing students can question or explore their issues of diversity are not supported at try to show off all of our minorities on web religion, sexual orientation, and gender our school or in our community there pages and in pictures posted in halls, it is identifi cation. How welcoming is our is a large group of people dedicated to community to those of different socioeco- the same fi ght and issues. I left the con- not going to change.” - anonymous student nomic classes or those facing physical, ference feeling more certain about my emotional or intellectual challenges? This choice to engage with these issues and issue was discussed in depth at the con- more confi dent about myself as a leader. Is there room for religion in a secular school? One student examines his faith at Park, while others challenge his views. by Peter Sicher ’07 lieve in the separation of Church with religious conservatism. statement by mentioning that it they are afraid of going to Hell. I and State: He said, “Give unto One Park student told me was mostly organized religion know very few people who actu- seem like your average Caesar’s what is Caesar’s and that “there is an idea that if you that people think is stupid. I, ally worship God for that reason. I Park student. I am liberal, give unto God what is God’s.” believe in God you are stupid.” however, believe that her fi rst At Park I have sometimes at least part Jewish, and I enjoy Finally, like Nietzsche, I believe The student did qualify her statement, standing alone, is true found myself defending my learning and other intellectual that the idea of quality comes when it is applied to a certain faith. In truth however, I pursuits. But unlike many Park from the religious belief of “the portion of the Park community. wouldn’t change that for the students, I have a strong belief equality of souls before God.” I I agree that Park should be world. Park has challenged my in the existence of God. I con- should also mention that I don’t secular, but I believe Park should beliefs and through doing so sider myself a Christian Theist. believe the people who disagree respect and accept all religions. has inadvertently strengthened Though at times I am skep- with my beliefs go to Hell. The This school is supposed to toler- them. Park has exposed me to tical of certain things in the God I believe in does not pun- ate every philosophy, not just the people like Paine and has made Scriptures, I believe that the ish people for their religious philosophies it understands. An me into the type of person who system of morality that Jesus beliefs, but for their actions. event in tenth grade showed me browses the Internet and the preached is superior to almost Sometimes at Park, it can that many here do not understand library looking for a quote that all others. Like Thomas Paine, be uncomfortable to be a per- a belief in God. In a certain class would strengthen me in any I believe that “my mind is my son with strong faith. Many we were talking about religion, argument that I might fi nd my- own church.” I also believe, like students here are agnostics or so the teacher put quotes up self in. But the fact remains that Jefferson, “that all men are cre- atheists. Though most are toler- on the wall about the topic and Park should not “accept, respect ated equal and they are endowed ant of all religions, there is a asked us to stand next to the one and adhere to no religion,” as a by their creator with certain small but vocal minority that we agreed with. One of the few former student once wrote in an inalienable rights, amongst them is intolerant of belief in God, “My mind is my own church.” non atheistic or agnostic quotes article for Postscript, but should life, liberty, and the pursuit of especially belief in a Christian -American Revolutionary Thomas Paine simply perpetuated the myth that rather accept and respect all happiness.” Like Jesus, I be- God, because they associate it people worship God because religions, but adhere to none. page 8 The Postscript | December 15, 2006 Reviews

Seniors direct short plays

photo by Cassidy Fein ’07 J. Savage ’08 (young man) holds A. Barry ’07 (Grandma). K. Greller ’10 ( Daddy) surveys C. Attman ’07 (Mrs. Barker) and L. Gauvey-Kern ’07 (Mommy) during American Dream. Dream exhibits sardonic humor photo by Cassidy Fein ’07 by Robert Sandler ’09 connection of this young man to S. Fetting ’07, M. Roswell ’07, B. Redgrave ’10, and M. Gross ’07 star in Woody Allen’s God. the other characters, she plots a “I didn’t really like wrapping scheme that leaves us in the end them; it hurt my fi ngers, and it when, as she says, “everybody’s frightened me. But it had to be got what [they] want, or at least God awes audience done,” says Grandma (played what they think they want.” by Leah Greenberg ’07 that you have to concentrate to Oh and did I forget to mention by Alice Barry ’07) to Mommy Barry presents the world of catch it all. It is intimidating to that Woody Allen himself calls (played by Liz Gauvey-Kern the old to the audience; a world Thursday’s sold-out perfor- even begin to describe the plot. into the play at some point, mak- ’07) and Daddy (played by that only she, as an old woman, mance of God, written by Woody Let’s just start by saying ing it a play of a play of a play? Ken Greller ’10), referring to can understand. During one of Allen and directed by Cassidy it’s about two ancient Greeks As befuddling as God may the wrapped boxes that she has her endearing rants about age, Fein ’07, was kind of confusing. – the writer Hepatitis and the seem, somehow Fein and the absent-mindedly brought out she claims, “When you get But I think that it was supposed actor Diabetes, played by Ben cast completely pull it off. One onto stage. These boxes soon old, you can’t talk to people to be confusing – or maybe it re- Redgrave ’10 and Michael of the play’s highlights happened become a diversion from the because people snap at you.” ally wasn’t confusing at all, and Roswell ’07, respectively – early on when Redgrave and Ro- plot and a distraction for the This relatable and embittered it’s just me who’s confused. No who are trying to figure out swell, who at that point were the characters as well as a suit- character creates a world of her matter whose fault or intentions the ending to Hepatitis’ play. only people on stage, delivered able ending note for the play. own that confl icts with that of it was, when I left the Macks- Interruptions and intermittent a loud and spirited dialogue on The American Dream, written Mommy and Daddy. This cre- Fidler Blackbox Theatre (feeling help come in the form of a gum- the philosophies of “The End.” by Edward Albee and directed ates a dysfunctional and comic slightly more disoriented and chewing, overly-sexual New Sarah Fetting ’07, as Blanche by Ian Long ’07, boasts a dry situation in the household. philosophical than I had when I Yorker named Doris (energeti- DuBois, and Grose give extreme- and slightly sardonic humor that Jake Savage ’08, as the fi rst entered), I was still trying to cally played by senior Maddie ly animated, almost over-the-top begins when Daddy and his wife young man, presents a char- fi gure out what had happened in Grose); another Greek (Trichi- performances. All of the acting Mommy, as well as Grandma, re- acter that has no character. the play. This necessity to try to nosis, played by Elinor Hickey is fast-paced and almost impec- ceive two visitors to their home. He gives us an emotionless rethink and relive and re-realize ’08) who can give Hepatitis a cably timed, and the energy The first visitor, Mrs. Barker, fi gure in such an emotion-fi lled the show, for me, is always a sign magical ending to his play; Bob created onstage quickly spreads (played by Carly Attman ’07) play. This performance (or that something great has passed, and Wendy Fate, the touristy, to the audience, as they be- has been called to the apartment lack of performance) brings and God was no exception. aptly-named Fates who “help” come more intimately involved but they are all unsure of why. renewed irony to the show. Although it might not sound Hepatitis; and, of course, the and engaged with the play. The second visitor chances Gauvey-Kern and Grel- like the most coherent play in the major plot-twister: Lorenzo While it might take some upon the apartment while look- ler create a scenario that, world, God defi nitely holds your Miller, played by Jeremy John- initial concentration, the lively ing for paid work. As Grandma with the wonderful addition interest the whole way through. ston ’10, the writer of the play actors quickly draw you into the (who does know why Mrs. of Attman’s energy, gives a At every single moment in the about the writer writing a play. plot, and you will soon realize that Barker has been called) eventu- broader meaning behind the show there is so much going on Yep – it’s really a play of a play. God is well worth focusing on. ally realizes the signifi cance and vague metaphors of the play. Student performers experiment at Cabaret by Peter Treadway ’08 of the performances, Senior Ben Starr shared fully and majestically of Park’s klezmer band, “Chanukah Song.” including a delightful one of many original sung by Jake Irwin ’08 which played two songs, As it was my first There was a lot of talent tongue-in-cheek duet of songs; he also played an and Mike Cohen ’07. including “Hava Nagila.” Cabaret, I expected an on display at this season’s George and Ira Gershwin’s improvised piano piece Seniors Ian Long, Nate To celebrate the oc- abundance of acoustic Cabaret, ranging from solo “Let’s Call the Whole with Guo. Their combina- Frishberg and Mickey casion, a few guests ballads and jazz singing acts to large ensembles Thing Off” with Eight- tion of piano talent made McCauley brought a few (including Danny Shiff (maybe even Kirk Wulf to acoustic rock covers note Molly O’Keefe ’08. for quite an interesting songs from their group, ’07 and Adele Diner- sharing an original song), to jazz singing. Hosted Another student fea- set, and proved a nice Princess Lance and the stein herself) were raised but I should have expect- by award-winning singer tured in quite a few sets break from the singing Sexual Predators, to the upon chairs. Cabaret also ed the weirder stuff. In Sophomore Dan Schwait was sophomore Lisa that dominated most acts. mix. This included a marked the return of Dark fact, the experimental set- and expert pianist Ben Brown, who played an Characteristic of many last-minute improvisa- Wolf, a group made in- ting proved to be more Guo ’08, the night was original as well as the Park shows, Cabaret was tion of one of their more famous with their classic conducive to interesting kicked off as the two came night’s opening act, a also home to some un- offensive songs, which original, first played at performances than the from behind the curtain duet with Devyn Heit ’09. orthodox and strange they turned into a bit- assembly, telling people Goldsoundz I’ve attended. in fl amboyant dresses to Juniors Christina performances, including ingly ironic parody of to go to Goldsoundz as But as with all of Park’s introduce the first set. Denny and Erin Shafer, the intermission exhibi- “politically correct” culture. an alternative to more musical friday nights, Schwait was also a with Noah Berman ’08 tion of Eminem’s “The Friday night was seedy activities, who per- it’s always a bad idea common figure in many on guitar also performed. Real Slim Shady,” taste- the second appearance formed Adam Sandler’s to try to come prepared. page 9 Reviews The Postscript | December 15, 2006 Mission Song paints dark picture Comic books

British author John Le Carre knows races to an exciting fi nish. Salvador, come back what he is talking about when he though not as brilliantly crafted as Le writes about espionage. During the Carre’s famous cold warrior George early Cold War, he was an agent for Smiley (the protagonist of Tinker, as Indie art the British Secret Service until he, Tailor, Soldier, Spy and others) or along with several other agents had as well developed as suspected trai- their cover blown by mole Kim Philby. tor Augustus Pym (A Perfect Spy), form Interestingly, Le Carre also originally is still so appealing that you end coined the term “mole” in his mas- up caring what happens to him. by Annajane Yolken ’07 terpiece Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. Le Carre adds atmosphere to a Le Carre is famous for the moral book by constantly refering to the At one time, comics were seen simply as ambiguity in his novels, and dem- London bombings that took place in a hobby for pimply adolescent boys who hid onstrates the paradox of being in 2005, when his character is in the in their attic, wishing they could have super- “inhumane in defense of our human- city. That special touch makes you powers. Now comics (excuse me, graphic ity.” In addition, he strips the James feel like you are actually on the streets novels) have been transformed into an indie art Bond romanticism out of spying and with Salvador. Most importantly, I form, capable of telling many types of stories. shows it for what it really is. Rather believe that Le Carre succeeded in They have been featured in such prominent than the exciting car chases and what he set out to achieve: He made and respected publications as the New York Times shootouts of the movies where the at least one reader more aware of Magazine. In accordance with this change and the West always wins, Le Carre gives and interested in Africa’s problems. growing popularity of comics, The Best American us realism. From criticizing post photo courtesy www.fantasticfi ction.co.uk It is easy to fi nd similarities be- series, famous for its annual collection of short Cold War spies for living with a Cold The Mission Song is the story of tween Le Carre’s bestseller The stories, has now released The Best American Com- War mentality to attacking the evils Bruno Salvador, a half-Congolese, Constant Gardner (now a feature ics 2006, the fi rst comic anthology of the series. of Capitalism without restraint, Le half-Irish interpreter and part time film) and The Mission Song. Both Guest editor Harvey Pekar, famously known Carre has continuously found con- employee of Her Majesty’s Secret are, of course, about Africa. But as the protagonist of the movie “American troversial topics to write about. One Service. When he is called to a remote both are also very angry books. Splendor” and the writer/illustrator of the comic of his most recent topics is Africa. island in the North Sea, he does not Le Carre is angry at the corrupt series of the same name, has put together a In early November, the Democratic know what to expect. Once there he and often brutal African leaders who compilation that is masterful in every way. Republic of the Congo held its fi rst fi nds three East Congolese warlords, steal from and murder their people, Pekar has chosen pieces that illuminate the democratic election in more than 40 a group of European mercenaries, and but also at the West who either aids wide variety of modern comics: there are su- years. The United Nations called it a self styled Congolese savior calling and abets them or ignores the prob- perhero stories and politically charged comics the most signifi cant election in Africa himself the Mwangza. They are all lem entirely. The Mission Song, like as well as young adult coming-of-age sagas. since Nelson Mandela was elected plotting to overthrow the East Con- all of Le Carre’s books is more than Aside from the range of subjects, there is also President of South Africa in 1994. golese government before a national a spy novel, more than an excellent wide array of artistic styles. A fl ip through the book The incumbent, Joseph Kabila, was election can take place and form a story; it is a book with a conscience. shows a sampling of different types of coloring, the victor. Though there was some semi-autonomous regional govern- The mark of a good author in drawing, and layouts. One can learn as much about violence, in many ways the election ment. The Mwangza says that he will my opinion is when reading one the stories by the artistry involved as by reading the was a success because amazingly, the kick out the Rwandan carpet-baggers of his books is bittersweet because words. The different styles make every piece a stand- runner up, Jean Pierre Bemba, actually who are controlling the region’s natu- you know there will be one less alone product by giving it a unique tone and feeling. conceded defeat. Most people thought ral resources and give the revenues to book by that author left to read. One especially outstanding piece is Justin Hall’s this would never happen. Considering the people. But all is not as it seems… John Le Carre is a good author coming-of-age story “La Rubia Loca” (“The Crazy the recent election, Le Carre’s newest Though the story starts off slowly, and I would recommend this and Blonde”). This piece tells the story of a depressed book, The Mission Song is timely. the book picks up in the middle and any other book of his to anyone. woman, Pelon, who becomes good friends with a woman named Helena. Helena, however, soon be- comes mentally insane. As Pelon tries to help save Casino Royale with Daniel Craig: her, she learns what it’s like to be depended upon. Not only is the story powerful (my sum- mary certainly does not give it justice), but the delicate drawings make it seem much Back and better than ever more tangible and realistic to the reader. The Best American Comics 2006 is a compre- Casino Royale: rugged with no regrets hensive read that pulls you in. Reading it provides New Bond star a sampling of many different subjects, styles, and by Mike Leff er ‘10 in black and white, is all The main villain, feelings involved in the graphic novel genre. This you need to see to know played by Mads Mik- shines book provides something for everyone, not just Daniel Craig, the new that Casino Royale is kelson, is not the typical by Brett Kaup ’08 geeky adolescent boys who want superhero powers. 007, begins his prom- different from all of Bond villain. He is an Bond returned new and improved. ising career as James the other Bond films. asthmatic, with a scar With Pierce Brosnan out, Daniel Craig Bond in one of the best The second scene is on his eye that bleeds steps in as the new 007 and carries on Bond fi lms yet. His pug- also amazing. In this and can be described the legacy quite nicely. Daniel Craig like face, blunt persona, scene, Bond chases a as anything but virile. brings new life to the franchise that and rough features all bomb maker all over His heinous plot some would say was getting stale and create a new image for Madagascar on foot. involves no fictional predictable. His charisma onscreen is the theatrical version The chase involves free weapon of mass destruc- a perfect match to the public’s view of of James Bond, true to running. Free running tion, like the one almost how James Bond should act. He’s wit- what original author Ian involves smoothly ma- used in Golden Eye. ty but not too witty, smart but not too Fleming had in mind neuvering throughout This movie, more smart and strong but not too strong. when he wrote the series. obstacles while run- shaken then stirred, is He’s good with a gun and good with Casino Royale is ning, jumping, and the rebirth of the Bond a girl, and has enough of an ego to fi ll based off Fleming’s fi rst somersaulting. This is series. It has proved a whole room. But that is how we book in the Bond series. something I have not the Daniel Craig haters like our Bond: An arrogant jerk, but a The opening scene sheds seen in a lot of movies wrong, because no one “cool” arrogant jerk, who everybody some light as to how released in America. can deny that he played (for some odd reason) likes. If Dan- Bond fi rst became 007. Throughout the city Bond exceptionally well. iel Craig (like most previous Bonds) Coldheartedly and and onto construc- Hopefully this movie agrees to follow up his freshman per- remorselessly, Daniel tion cranes, this one will mark the new be- formance, then we can also expect the Craig earns his status by chase scene is more ginning of the Bond next 4 or 5 Bond fi lms to be action- assassinating two minor exhilarating then any series, instead of the de- packed, plot-captivating masterpieces villains. The scene, shot car chase could be. cline that most expected. that keep the series fresh and exciting. photo courtesy www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images page 10 The Postscript |December 15, 2006 Sports Star Freshmen breath new life into UMaryland men’s basketball team by Ben Goldstein ’08 eight minutes of the ball game. two are making has already With Maryland up 61-58 with been felt and Maryland’s sea- If there were any questions two minutes to play, the star son may very well depend on about the future of Maryland freshman took control of the the play of these young fresh- basketball after two consecutive game. Vasquez drew the foul on men. In the Terrapins’ nine NIT postseason appearances, the drive to the lane, hit both free wins this season, Vasquez and those questions have now been throws and then stole the ball Hayes have shot a combined answered. Terp fans, say hel- on Illinois’ very next position, 47 percent from the field. lo to Eric Hayes and Greivis taking it in for an easy lay up. In Maryland’s two losses Vasquez: the Future of Maryland The other diaper dandy, (as on the season, the two have Basketball. Am I exaggerating? Dickie V would call him), is a combined to shoot just 29 per- Quite possibly. But as a die-hard true point guard, Virginia na- cent from the field. During Terrapin fan, its hard not to. tive, Eric Hayes. The son of a the Terrapins last two victo- As it stands now, the Terps basketball coach, Hayes runs the ries, Vasquez and Hayes have are 9-2 with a (0-1) record in Maryland Flex offense with pre- combined for 39 points, 12 the Atlantic Coast Conference. cision and vision, two attributes rebounds and 15 assists. They’ve dropped two out of that have not been synony- In the Terps’ last two losses, their last three, including a dis- mous with Maryland point guard the freshman duo has combined appointing loss in their ACC play over the past few seasons. for just 29 points, 9 rebounds opener at Boston College. So Ever since John Gilchrist and 9 assists. When Maryland’s why all the optimism? Anybody went AWOL a few years back, freshmen show up to play, who watched Maryland march there has been a glaring hole they are very diffi cult to beat. into Illinois and snap the longest in the Terrapin’s back court. Nobody should underestimate non-conference home winning After experimenting with D.J. the impact that a pair of young streak in the country (the streak Strawberry, Chris McCray and freshman can have on an expe- dated back to 1988), knows Parish Brown, Gary Williams rienced team. No one around exactly what I’m talking about. has now fi nally found his point Park at least. In the Bruin’s fi rst In that nationally televised guard in Hayes. The contribu- Friday night game, freshman game, the skinny 6’2” Vasquez tion that Hayes makes to this Kyle Long hit the threes and from Venezuela, officially in- team won’t always show up on Jon Hettleman banged against troduced himself to the rest of the stat sheets. Hayes is there the boards as chants of “HE’S A the nation. The freshman lit when that risky pass doesn’t get FRESHMAN…” could be heard up Illinois, scoring 17 points thrown, the bad decision doesn’t throughout the new gymnasium. and dishing out three assists. get made. He’ll master the feel Much like the Terrapins, the The most impressive part of and tempo of an offense in a way Bruins will rely heavily on their photo courtesy University of Maryland Vasquez’s performance was that can’t easily be calculated. freshmen talent this season. Point guard Eric Hayes is one of two Maryland freshmen ex- the timing of those points. You can, however, expect Overall, this year’s Maryland pected to be a large factor in the success of the Terps season. I’m pretty sure if you looked the number of wins for this squad may very well suffer up the word “clutch” in a Vene- team to go up as both Hayes from the problems that have then disappearing the following The arrival of Greivis Vasquez zuelan dictionary, there would be and Vasquez become increas- plagued them in the past. The week. Regardless, though, of and Eric Hayes has not only a picture of Greivis Vasquez. Of ingly more comfortable with team still looks inconsistent, how the Terrapins finish this brought talent to the team’s his 17 points, 15 came in the sec- basketball at the college level. showing up for games against season, there is a new sense of back court but has revitalized ond half, including 12 in the fi nal The contribution these Illinois and Michigan State and optimism around College Park. the Maryland Terps program. Bayhawks lacrosse team migrates south to D.C. in search of stronger fan base by Matt Young ’10 such a great lacrosse town that fi nal season in Baltimore with Sims. Defensemen Lee Zink the loss of so many recognizable it is surprising that there is four wins and eight losses, the and Brodie Merrill, as well as players has hurt the average at- Just last year, Baltimore Bay- not going to be a professional second worst record in the league, Baltimore’s goalie, Trevor Tier- tendance of Bayhawks home hawks fans were basking in the team here anymore.” Lochte, and the worst in the history of ney, were also traded before the games, which dropped by almost glow of their team’s 2005 cham- a graduate of both Boys’ Latin the team. This stark contrast to 2006 season. Six of them went forty percent from 4,802 fans pionship season. But now, after School and Towson University, the 10-2 record that they posted to the Denver Outlaws, who led in 2005 to just 2,973 in 2006. a disappointing fi nish in 2006 spent the 2006 season with last year has been partly attrib- their new team to a huge 24-14 The new owners of the and lackluster attendance rates, the Denver Outlaws, playing uted to the four new expansion win over the Bayhawls during Bayhawks, former MLL supporters of the Major League in eleven games and scoring teams that were added in 2006. which Tierney saved 25 of 37 coach Scott Hiller and busi- Lacrosse franchise will have to fourteen goals for a team that The entire MLL was shaken shots on goal and Lee Zink held nessman Jeff Harvey, are now accept the fact that America’s has become one of the dominant up by the expansion draft that Mark Millon, one of the Bay- looking to market fans from greatest lacrosse town no lon- forces in professional lacrosse. gave the San Francisco Drag- hawks best players, scoreless.\ all over the Washington area ger has a professional team. He adds that the move hasn’t ons, Chicago Machine, Los The Outlaws later came “If they feel that they can Starting next year, the new changed much for the Bay- Angeles Riptide, and Denver within one game of winning bring in a bigger crowd in D.C., Washington Bayhawks will be hawks players or the MLL. “I Outlaws the chance to select the 2006 MLL Championship. then I fully support them,” con- playing in the nation’s capital talked to Matt Ward, the Bay- as many as seven players from As for the other two former cludes Lochte. “This sport in a move that the MLL hopes hawks attackman (and 2006 any of the existing six teams. Bayhawks, Drew Pfarr was and the MLL are not going will attract more fans from both Cascade Rookie of the Year) Through the draft and ad- drafted by Boston, and Bro- to grow unless we can get D.C. and Northern Virginia. who lives in D.C., and he’s just ditional trading, the Bayhawks die Merrill, the Cascade 2005 the fans involved. If DC is a “It’s sad to see,” says MLL happy that he doesn’t have to lost, among others, midfi elders Rookie of the Year, was trad- better place than Baltimore, player and Baltimore native drive up from DC anymore.” Benson Erwin, Jeff Sonke, Drew ed to the Rochester Rattlers. then good luck to the Bay- Hunter Lochte. “Baltimore is The Bayhawks fi nished their Pfarr, Matt Rewkowski, and Josh In addition to the lousy season, hawks in their new home.” page 11 Sports The Postscript | December 15, 2006 Boys JV hopes to revive Park dynasty

by Sam Cornblath ’10 year because we have the talent and defi nitely the work ethic,” With only fi ve returning ju- said Captain Brett Kaup ’08 . niors, there are a lot of new According to Andrew Keiser faces on this year’s JV Boys ’09, there were many memorable Basketball team. Coaching plays during the CHEN game, JV for the fi rst time, the team but one in particular stood out. has two new coaches, Rog- An air ball was shot, and before er Seidenman ’85 and Mike the ball went out of bounds, Gelb Stiller ’85, both of whom have saved it by punching it back into extensive coaching experience. play, right into the hands of Former coach Dave Tracey is Keiser who made an easy lay up. taking a year off from the team. Overall, the boys have looked In addition, there are seven strong thus far. “The team is new players to the JV level; all really athletic and includes big Photos by A. Patel ’08 are sophomores. The fi ve return- and quick guys who hustle and Above: Junior T. Demarco ing juniors are Tony DeMarco, shoot well,” says Gelb. Gelb dribbles down the court in Michael Hess, Rex Gelb, and also remarked on how well Boys JV Basketball’s game Captains Aaron Brant and Brett the team works together. “We against Chapelgate on De- Kaup.The team has played two all take practices seriously but cember 8. games this season. One against have fun at the same time.” Right: Sophomore D. Winder CHEN and the other versus St. In the last week the Bruins drives through the paint Paul’s. The Bruins dropped have competed against Chapel- and shoots a layup while a their fi rst loss to St. Paul’s on gate, Beth T’fi loh, and St. Peter Chapelgate defender and November 30, 46 to 32 but beat and Paul. The New Year will teammate E. Goldberg ’09 look on. Park soundly de- CHEN in the season opener, start out with a full schedule in- feated Chapelgate, shutting 63 to 31, on November 28. cluding a home game on January them out early on with high “I expect us to be a competi- 3 against Glenelg and two away pressure defense. tive team in our conference this games versus AACS and Key. Girls Varsity B-ball Girl JV dominates while fellow sophomore Em- by Harrison Macks ’10 wins without crucial ily Monnet, who just finished The Lady Bruins have rehabbing, started playing completely trounced their again just a few weeks ago. players from last year competition in their first two One of the reasons for the games, beating St. Timothy’s team’s competitive start has With regard to the loss of by Alexis Green ’07 School, 48-7, on November been the addition of freshman Gold, Captain Robinson believes, 30, and blowing out Mount Lucie Weinberg. In her fi rst high “it is much less of a debilitating This year’s Girls Var- Carmel, 42-6, on December 4. school game vs. St. Timonthys, factor than we’d thought. In- sity Basketball team faces a Whether the Bruins continue she posted a team high 18 points. stead,” says Robinson, “we’re major challenge after completely to conquer their competition, When asked about the becoming better as a team, and re- changing their approach from or whether they end up facing chances for this year’s squad, lying on each other much more.” that of the last few years. Begin- equally talented teams, they will Weinberg was optimistic. “Our The girls opened up their photo by J. Webber ’07 ning the fi rst season in four years have to continue to work hard. team this year will definitely season with a few non confer- without Sarah Gold ’06, Coach B. Althauser ’09 takes a foul Park’s fast start is even more be surprising a lot of people ence scrimmages. They lost shot during a practice. Kevin Coll has had to rework impressive considering that with how much we have im- to Germantown Friends on the team’s offensive tactics. of, but we were able to win.” two of the team’s more expe- proved,” said Weinberg. “I think November 18, as well as four “In the past, the offense de- On December 4, the Bruins rienced players are suffering we really have a lot of poten- scrimmages during a play-day pended on Sarah, who could played Mt. Carmel, last year’s from shoulder injuries. Devin tial to be strong competitors.” at McDonough, against West- easily take the ball and make MIAA champions. The Bruins Heit ’09 is currently sidelined things happen,” said Coll, “Now, ern, Mt. DeSales, Perry Hall, were swept by the Cougars last we are working on a more pat- and Eastern, on November 25. year, but only lost all three games terned, team-oriented offense.” None of these teams were in (two regular season, one playoff Fall ’06 All Stars He admits that the girls have conference, and the competi- game) by a total of six points. by Carrie Young ’07 A Conference Cross Country; struggled with this different way tion provided good practice for This year, Mt. Carmel re- Dan Ryugo ’07, Joe Press ’07, of playing, but anticipates that as the girls. The practice proved turned with all three of their star This fall, 13 Park athletes Ben Levin ’08, and Carlos Cruz they become more accustomed useful in the team’s next game. players, making them the team were named MIAA/IAAM Con- ’09 for Boys B Conference Soc- to it, they will only improve. The conference sea- to beat. The Bruins lost their ference All Stars. These athletes cer; Meghan McMahon ’07 and “I’ve designed the of- son opened against St. fourth straight game, 40-24. were nominated by the head Claire Ellwanger ’08 for Girls B fensive plays so that we Timothy’s School Thursday, According to Coll, “The girls coaches of opposing team’s Conference Soccer; and seniors will take advantage of November 30, and the Bru- played incredibly good defense during a conference meeting Jen Webber and Jill Goldfarb our strengths, one of which ins won 50-44. Ellwanger for most of the game, but our following the regular season. for Girls B Conference Tennis. is our inside game,” said led the way with 19 points, offense was not so good, so The girls athletes were pre- Both Hulleberg and McMa- Coll, “which consists 7 rebounds, and 4 assists. we know what to work on.” sented with their certifi cates at hon are four year All Stars. of tall players such as According to Coll, “it was very The girl’s must improve their their respective conference title This marks Ryugo’s second Claire [ Ellwanger ’08], sweet to beat St. Tim’s. They’d offense if they wish to obtain games, while the boys recieved year as a soccer All Star. Dawn [Lee ’09], and Ashley pressured us all game, which their preseason goal of winning theirs from the Athletic Director. [Robinson ’07].” is the thing we’re most afraid the conference championship. These athletes are: seniors Helen Ryan, Liz Gauvey-Kern, and Carrie Young for B Con- “we’re becoming better as a team, and relying on each ference Field Hockey; junior Tamara Perreault for Girls B other much more.” Conference Cross Country; Anders Hulleberg ’07 for Boys page 12 Sports The Postscript | December 15, 2006 Fresh Talent and new style of play makes Park a team to beat in the B Conference by Aaron Brant ’08 and 10 rebounds), went hot and cold throughout the game, After an intense week of and could only seal a victory tryouts, Coach Bill Pace and (77-73) late in the 4th quarter. assistant coaches Pat O’Grady and Bob Brown were able to Inconsistent Play gage individual player skills Two days later, the Bruins and come up with a fi nal Boys traveled to St. Paul’s, and the Varsity Basketball roster for team’s problems seemed even the 2006-07 season. With only more evident. The Bruins stayed three returning players from neck and neck with the Crusad- last year’s championship team ers at the beginning of the game, (seniors and captains Trey and only trailed by one at the end Boone, Ian Long, and Jonny of the fi rst quarter. But a lack of Weiss), the Bruins enter the defensive tenacity forced the season with a much different Bruins into a 20 point defi cit by look than in the past few years. the end of the third. Commenting For one thing, this year’s on the loss, Coach Pace said that team has four underclassmen some changes need to be made, on its roster. Among this group including a “modifi ed defensive are freshmen Jon Hettleman and philosophy” and a “renewed Kyle Long, and sophomores rebounding commitment.” Sean Boone and Karl Nelson. The Bruins bounced back Nelson, the team’s starting point from the St. Paul’s loss on De- Above: Senior guard, transferred to Park this cember 5 when the team hit 100 Trey Boone hits year from A Conference pow- points, one of their season goals, a free throw erhouse, Towson Catholic. “I in a game. The team beat Grace from the line love it,” commented T. Boone Bible 103-62, paced by Boone’s in Boys Var- in reference to the arrival of un- 32 points, and Junior Point sity Basketball’s derclassmen this year, “They’re Guard Ben Levin’s 16 points. November 28 victory against on the team for a reason.” This is the fi rst time the Bruins the Christian hit the century mark in nearly Home Education Change of Style 40 years. “The fi rst day we met Network (CHEN). A larger percentage of un- Coach Pace he told us that he Right: Boone derclassmen is not the only big wanted to hit 100 points this gets picked change from last year. Coach year. We all looked at each other while the Boys’ Pace, who takes the reigns from and laughed. No one thought we Latin Lakers try last year’s coach, Josh Wolf, is could do it. But we did, and it to inbound the also revolutionizing the team’s was incredible,” remarked Levin. ball in a pre- style of play. Pace stresses a season scrim- mage on No- very fast-paced game on both Conference Opener vember 25. sides of the ball. He expects the The conference season opened team to score around 20 points a on Friday night, December 8 vs. photos by A. Patel ’08 quarter and looks for 50 defen- Chapelgate Christian. The Bru- sive touches a game. “Our style ins had to play the game without Boys Varsity Basketball Statistics of play this year fits the type starting forward I. Long, who of team we have,” said Weiss. was directing a play at the time. Pace is happy with the team’s Even without I. Long the Bruins excitement going into the new managed a relatively comfort- system. “They’re willing to able win. After an even first learn, and are enthusiastic to the quarter, the Bruins pulled away change of styles,” said Pace. He and ran off to a 79-65. The team does, however, admit that the was led by Boone’s 25 points. team needs to get better at “put- The electric atmosphere was ting out the effort that I need crucial to the Bruins success. every minute.” This lack of ef- As the conference sea- fort, at times, has been evident in son begins, the Bruin’s look the Bruins’ play. Against CHEN to make every opposing team on November 28, it appeared play at their up-tempo pace, Park’s squad clearly outmatched and use high-intensity defense the opposition, the Bruins, led by to bring them back to Villa Weiss’ double-double (18 points Julie for the Championship. Non-Profi t Organization The Park School of Baltimore Statistics Box Key Brooklandville, MD 21022 Asts: Assists FTA: Free Throws attempted U.S. Postage Rebs: Rebounds FTM: Free Throws Made Permit No. 2 FGM: Field Goals Made Pts: Points 3PtM: 3 Point Field Goals Made See the Bruins in their upcoming games.... January 3: Boys Varsity and JV Basketball vs. Glenelg Girls Varsity Indoor Soccer vs. Glenelg January 5: Girls Varsity and JV Basketball @ Oldfields Boys Varsity and JV Basketball @ AACS January 8: Girls Varsity and JV Basketball vs. Key January 9: Boys Varsity and JV Basketball @ Key January 12: Girls Varsity Indoor Soccer vs. SPSG