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3 rT^^ED^Qß^iarirHan^^ ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR: Tim Sullivan Thursday, February 7,1991 WLUSU President acclaimed to the pen if quorum is not reached, Tim Sullivan The Cord Jimenez expects attend forum, despite having won by ac- Jarek said all the positions would LAURIER students are once clamation. re-open for nominations, and an- again asked to go to the polls. According to Amy Jarek, other election would have to be WLUSU's elected positions are WLUSU's Chief Returning Of- held. In such a case, Jarek said, up for grabs, and will be decided ficer, the election is going quite the position of President would on Tuesday, February 12. well. Only two candidates are re-open as well. For the taking are 15 Board of standing for the newly created When asked about the ac- Director positions and one vice- Vice-President: Student Services clamation, President-acclaimed presidency, the VP: Student Af- position. They are Tim Brown Jimenez said it would not affect fairs. and Jeff Bowden. the way he did his job. "It is un- The position of President also The VP: Student Services is fortunate to win in acclimation. I is due, but this year the presi- cut out from the previous VP: did not want to become President dency was acclaimed. According University Affairs, and has some this way," Jimenez said. to Karen Gordon, WLUSU'S Ex- responsibilities for which the Ex- He noted that he would run ecutive VP: Nick Jimenez was ecutive VP had been responsible. again if quorum is not reached on acclaimed at 5:30 pm on Friday, Jarek also noted that there are Tuesday. February 1, the time nominations 18 students running for 15 Board When asked if WLUSU could closed. of Director positions. There had have done anything different to "It's sad for Nick - for every- been more, according to Gordon, avoid an acclimation, Jimenez one. I mean, how good is it for but some withdrew from the race said "it is not up to the Students' the Student Union if someone is either just prior to the deadline or Union to find a candidate. Each acclaimed?" Gordon asked. "I'm during the weekend. person has to decide, and [the To-be WLUSU President Nick Jimenez takes a gander happy for Nick, that he does not Jarek noted that the acclama- lack of candidates] is no reflec- at his new acquisition - the Student Union Building. have to campaign, but the issues Jimenez not on tion of would make tion the Students' Union. _ ' on an Yes, handed to him acclaimed platter. Pl^,: , will not really come the fore- her job any easier. In fact, she "I cannot understand [why *_ Tony Burke front," Gordon continued. noted, "it'll give the election a there is no other contenders for business, so the Union should on their campaign. There is, however, an open lower profile, and we may have the presidency] since the Union is have more exposure. The president will make about forum planned for the students. trouble with quorum." Quorum of more accessible," Jimenez ex- Jimenez added that the Union $16000 for the year, plus bene- Monday at noon, the forum is 10% of the full-time students is claimed. He did note that partici- should get more publication in fits, while the Vice-President: scheduled to be held in the Con- required to make the election le- pation in the Winter Carnival was The Cord, more researched arti- Student Affairs will make $650 course, at which each candidate is gitimate. high, and that the campus pubs cles about the Union. per month for eleven months, and expected to vie for support. When asked what would hap- are apparendy doing a booming Jimenez expected to continue $650 a week for four weeks in the with his campaign in any event. summer. "I had a campaign ready", he The positions of VP: Finance, noted. "I will proceed with my VP: Student Activities, and VP: campaign." Media and Communications are Sexual harassment hired positions with similar As the rules stand now, candi- dates for the presidency are al- wages as the VP: Student Affairs. lowed to spend $150. Candidates Jarek said her budget for all for VP are allowed $150 for a elections is $6000. The bulk of campaign as well, and candidates the cost is for mail-outs to each policy promised for the 8.0.D. are limited to $60 student.

Andrew Bailey The Cord Affairs, says the policy was con- reviewed by various groups. Wil- sidered by the Board of Gover- gar said it is possible the Board LAURIER'S sexual harassment nors at their meeting on Tuesday, may recommend modifications, Need relief? policy may be fulfilled as early as February 5. which could potentially delay its next week. Wilgar says the proposed implementation. However, Wil- Jim Wilgar, Associate Vice policy has been in a stage of de- gar added that he doubts the President: Personnel and Student velopment for some time, being Board will seek any changes. "It's very important that there Petition. be a stipulated policy to deal with the issue," Wilgar said. He added that ordinarily once a policy is Keith Robinson The Cord reviewed and passed by the MOST STUDENTS don't think about their Petitions Committee un- Board it becomes effective im- they really it. administration has three committees mediately. til need The WLU to oversee each of the Faculties of Music, Arts and Science, and the The commitment to put a School of Business and Economics. policy in place emanates from the More of an effort should be made to learn about them as they have collective agreement between the power to decide the fate of every student's university career. faculty and the university that While they are often used to settle minor issues, in general, the was reached last April. According Petitions Committee is brought into play when a student is asked to to Joyce Lorimer, WLU Dr. Fac- withdraw from a programme due to failure to complete of its require- ulty Association president, the ments. policy was supposed to be in If a student feels that they have a legitimate family or personal place within months of the three problems, then they can file a written petition explaining his or her agreement. reasons, as well as sufficient documentation (such as a doctor's note) However, she said she real- to corroborate this. izes a policy like this takes a lot The committees, which are made up of faculty, administration and of time, and the faculty agreed to students, meet every few weeks to rule on the appeals. While the give the university an extension. committee's decision can be challenged through the University "I believe there is a genuine com- Senate, in practice, it is generally final. mitment to get it through, it just The system seems to work fine for many, yet in some cases it's Associate V.P. Jim Wilgar expects the sexual harass- took some time," she said. overly bureaucratic nature makes the process seem insensitive and ment policy any day. The other guy is Wally McLean. Pic: Tony Burke CONTINUED ON PAGE 4 CONTINUED ON PAGE 5 the cord 4 NEWS Thursday February 7. 1991 Recyclers cut off Peters Building the ure of the building's residents to ordinators' lack of volunteers has said. "We have the support from of fine paper "blue boxes" in Burke The Cord the building Tony use the bins properly. forced them to cut off the build- the administration but without also. The wooden bins for new- ing until those interested in recy- student help it will all just turn "Cripes! We get tremendous FRUSTRATION has prompted sprint and the plastic drums for cling these products in the build- back into garbage". volunteer support in recycling", Recycling Co-ordinator Paul cans have been habitually used ing "show some interest". The Physical Plant & Plan- Wilgar said concerning the lack aid in Stewart to cut the Peters Building for discarding rubbish, Stewart "People say 'it's great' but ning section of the university of student the programme. 15 from the weekly route due to fail- said. The Recycling Co- no-one wants to help", Stewart handles a certain amount of the "The people on the committee WLU's recycling needs -- such as are all volunteers." fine paper and now, cardboard, Wilgar added that the Univer- while encouraging other depart- sity could not afford to pay more ments to help with the effort. Co- money towards its recycling pro- pretends Co-ordinators Alisa Krause and gramme for personnel. U.N. club Stewart remains adamant Stewart are responsible for new- sprint and pop cans. about the Peters Building situa- cil, the World Health Organiza- WLU VP: Personnel and Stu- tion. Without the volunteers tion and Economic and Social dent Affairs, Jim Wilgar, chair of necessary to keep the programme Committee, and finally the U.N. the Recycling Committee, was working, the building may face being cut off. "I'm a Business Environmental Protection com- unaware of Stewart's decision, myself', he said, mittee. The only requirement of but mentioned that there have student "and I'm pretty embarrassed." the delegates was that they knew been some problems with the use their respective foreign policies. Yet the arguments were the best part of the simulation. Espe- cially entertaining was the Iraqi Policy imminent delegation. Their role playing was effective enough to cause CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 General Assembly where opening two motions of censure to be Lorimer stated that one of the proposed policy's main objective is Wladyslaw Kinastowski Assembly, positions were articulated. passed in the General to help "resolve complaints fairly and acceptably...and to impose ap- two motions were DURING the past weekend, the The amusing parts of that ses- and one of propriate disciplinary action against individuals who have committed WHO-ECOSOC policy WLU United Nations Association sion were when certain delegates passed in the acts of sexual harassment." She said the proposed dis- hosted the first annual Laurier- spoke in languages other than committee. tinguishes between consenting relations and sexual harassment and Waterloo Model United Nations. English. The delegates firon Fin- There were other moments provides a fair method of resolving a situation where a consenting re- Though not many of the land and Liechtenstein spoke in a such as the division of lationship does occur ensuring there is no conflict of interest. scheduled delegations showed, native tongue. The look on the Liechtenstein into North and For example, Lorimer said that if a professor and a student be- enough people were there to have face of the president of the ses- South, and the Cuban "liberation" come involved in a relationship, the professor would inform his or her a fun weekend. sion when the Russian language of Greneda from the "im- colleagues and remove himself from a conflict of interest, which Kudos must be allotted to the was followed by Finnish, was perialistic Americans". Overall would include the grading of the student's work. Secretary-General Douglas priceless. the weekend was an enjoyable Lorimer said the policy is now twenty-one pages long and will Downey and his support staff, for Saturday was spent by the success for all those involved. All likely be reduced to about fifteen before implementation. putting together such a superb delegates in their specialized the delegates expressed an eager WLUSU Executive Vice-President Karen Gordon reviewed the simulation. On Friday evening, committees. Various representa- interest about participating next policy for the Union. "It's a good policy, it's what we needed," the delegations participated in a tives went to the Security Coun- year. remarked Gordon.

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Nichols or McCutcheon CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 versity by December of that year. face to face, it would have make cient number of petitions have all The petition which he filed the process more humane." been received, generally every will often present the information impersonal. One individual felt was resolved in his favour. Marilyn Watson, the Secre- two to four weeks. to the committee on the student's that he was treated fairly and im- Nevertheless, being required to tary for the S.B.E. Petitions Com- While both committee mem- behalf. partially, however, he found the wait almost a month for the deci- mittee and Helene Forler, Secre- bers understood that writing She felt that this made the SBE petition procedure lengthy, sion, not being able to talk to the tary of the Arts and Science Com- about highly personal matters process sufficiently flexible so as intimidating and extremely stress- committee face to face and hav- mittee, could not comment on such as the death of a friend or to deal with the needs of most ful. ing to put extremely intimate specific cases, but felt that on the the break-up of a relationship was students, and therefore felt that Having missed writing, the details on paper turned the pro- whole, the process worked fairly difficult, they stressed that all there was little need for change. mandatory English Achievement cess into an ordeal. and effectively. material was treated with the Ms. Forler was somewhat test on three occasions due to According to the student "I According to Watson, the pri- strictest of confidence. Watson more cynical, stating that while physical and personal problems, had to write about very private mary reason for the committee's added that the student could even the process was perhaps rigid and he was asked in September of things. I would have much decisions often being delayed is apply to have their documentation bureaucratic, it was necessarily 1990 to withdraw from the Uni- preferred talking to the committee that it meets only after a suffi- destroyed after the appeal. so, as it was the only way of They both felt that although weeding out those trying to "beat perhaps a face to face meeting the system". She added that in the with the committee would be past some students even went so preferred by some students, the far as to lie about a death in the NDP jump the gun sheer volume of appeals, over family, to avoid academic twelve hundred a year according suspension. have to increase premiums. to Forler made this impossible. In sum, the petitions proce- Only then should the N.D.P. Ms. Watson urged that those dure is unlikely to be changed impose its plan to run the insur- requiring personal contact should any time in the future. The best ance Premier Rae having to industry. feel free to meet and discuss their advice for anyone ap- month old administrative decision is should give the eight situation with someone such as peal an AuroraBorealis system some time to work. that, in addition to filing with the by: Tim Sullivan. 8.8.A. Director and S.B.E. com- In short, if it ain't broke, don't committee they should also dis- posed the move, like lawyers, car mittee member Jim McCutcheon, ONTARIO'S New Democratic fix it. cuss the matter with their Dean or owners, and Opposition. or Dean of Students and Arts and Party government was elected last the Academic Adviser. It should also Everyone, that is, except the Science Committee Member Fred September. It was the first time a The opinions expressed above are be remembered that the individu- Liberals and the auto insurance Nichols. According to her, by dis- socialist government was elected Tim's, and Rae hates them. So like als who make up the committee industry. Now one company has do cussing sensitive matters with in Ontario. 'em or loathe 'em, they still not take their task seriously and when Many speculate why the given notice that its policy represent the paper's, The Cord's, such individuals, the student in doubt, tend to err on the side of two things premiums will come down that work at The Cord, or could often be spared the emo- change happened, but be- those the student. have been recorded since the take cause of legal expense savings. Howard Pawley, or Tim's old man. tional strain of having to write it over of power: that the people of That is, the company has saved Ontario wanted a change of money on law suit, so it says it parties, but a poll done sub- can pass the savings onto its sequendy revealed that the people customers. did not want any major changes. The catch: the N.D.P. BUT you cannot have it both promised to bring in a publicly ways. When a party comes to owned auto insurance scheme, power, it comes to power with a similar to one that Manitoba's mandate to impose its policies previous N.D.P. government at- onto the people. What does that tempted. To most, it was a dismal BiIiBHiWBIBB BP m fe J: really mean? When you vote for a failure. It cost the policy holders party that supports privitization, less, but the tax payers had to expect crown corporations to be shell out for a difference between sold off. When you vote for a premiums and pay-outs. lilHStf iHI party that supports "provincializa- Now the N.D.P. is being {w . J| tion" (the provincial equivalent to shown up. Some are skeptical that **mm ill nationalization), expect com- the insurance company is only panies to be bought up. trying to prove that the new sys- Note that the auto insurance tem is working. And why should ■jUjW.v' industry quaking ■Kfl . J KJ VHv /'flH is in its boots. it not? In many ways, it is work- RSfiv ' 1111181 The Liberal government brought ing. If premiums are coming in changes last June, which effec- down, the customers win. If they tively made it illegal to sue for really are not, then the insurance collision costs. Every one op- company will either take a bath or

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Kirby inter- room for assault councilling as Union should be involved as well. cerned with I'm going to work CORD: What do you think the viewed Bowden, another candi- Jeff as a whole area hasn't I mean even we are running on, but, certainly open to sug- acclaimation Student President date WLUSU's Vice President: well that when I'm of for been covered, special need stu- events campus, we often gestion. says about student involvment? Student Affairs. The following is the around dialogue: dents, there are going to be a lot don't think of when it's acces- CORD: What other kind of Jeff: I think the students got their more of them on campus. sible. changes do you want to make? input through the election of the CORD: Why do you want the job, CORD: What kind ofprogramme CORD: Do you think you'll be Jeff: There is problems of com- Student Affairs V.P.. Nick him- Jeff? do you propose able to accomplish these goals? munication between faculties. self is good, he's got experience. Jeff: I think the services existing Jeff: We could act as the Student Jeff: Yes, I sure do. At the begin- [Some faculties] seem cut off. My idea [is to have] a Yes/No right now are really good, but Union representitive for special ning of this year I got into BAC- The music faculty puts- on music referendum on the ballot saying there is alot of room for improve- needs people. Judy Bruyn is tak- CHUS and there where alot of concerts which some of us don't whether or not Nick should be ac- even know about. claimed or not. If it turns out to CORD: What kind of communi- be no then they re-open elections. cations do you think we need? CORD: What do you think the Jeff: Advertising around the differences are between Nick and Yes or No school...ln The Cord, posters Stu? Jeff: A great deal. Stuart is a high Referendum: around the school. Maybe even a person. Nick is concert bulletin board. As well as profile type a ON FEBRUARY 12, 1991, the or replaced by another office. appointed officers. people person, he works well 8) Any person on informing Music students about students of W.L.U. will be asked 2) The name of the VP of Univer- the election with people and will sit down to vote on more than who will be sity Affairs is changed to VP of council running for office must Union decisions. They seem to be cut off from here. with anyone and talk to them. the next Board of Directors and Student Services. resign from the election council CORD: Is that a good thing or a and be replaced by an outgoing CORD: What differences do you Vice-President. The students are 3) The name of the VP of bad thing? Board see between the job this year and going to be asked to vote either Marketing has been changed to of Directors member. Jeff: I think it's a good thing. Bylaw #12 with last year [with the Executive V.P. yes or no concerning amend- VP of Media and Communica- deals the Nick is much more approachable remuneration of the Officers of gone?] ments to the Students' Union tions. from what I can tell. Bylaws. 4) All references to academic the Corporation. The following Jeff: First off there is going to be CORD: What do think the In January, the Students' divisions have been deleted. changes have been made: more work. First year council is you Student should Union Board of Directors offi- These amendments were pre- 1) All VP's will be full time in going to be under University Af- focus of the Union cially abolished the position of viously listed in Bylaw 14 which the month of May. Previously, fairs which is a good thing. be? Executive Vice-President. This is is now redundant and is therefore they were full time during the They'll be able to do more event- Jeff: Part of it is a business. In because the position lacked both being eliminated. month of August. In addition, the oriented things. First year stu- terms of expansion, it's part of a an effective job description, and 5) The Chairperson of the Board VP of Student Activities will be dents doing things for first year business venture and it's going to direction. The position is official- has new responsibilities includ- full time for the duration of the students. make us money. I don't think, ly abolished, if passed at the ing: Being the reference person summer since the Students' The second thing is the Health though, that the Union should be referendum, as of April 30, 1991. for the Constitution, Operations, Union will no longer be hiring a plan which I think is running it- like a business. We are always To compensate for the change, and Development Committee; is full time programmer. self. I think it's running great. going to worry about debt prob- the duties of the Executive Vice- now able to call a General Meet- 2) As a result there is a net CORD: More work, you said, lems and things. But if I'm going President will be distributed ing; is responsible for the Board savings of over $25,000 in how are you going to handle it? to be working in University Af- throughout the Corporation, to of Directors' Manual. salaries. Jeff: I'll take some courses in in- fairs, it's a service. various volunteers and Officers. 6) The Chief Returning Officer As a result, Bylaw #14 has will now report to the VP of Stu- been eliminated, and Bylaw #11 dent Services (previously has been amended. Bylaw #11 reported to Exec. VP). concerns the general operating 7) The Manager of Business Op- procedures of the Corporation. It erations becomes an ex-officio has been amended as follows: member of the Operations Man- 1) All references to the Executive agement Board and sits on the V.P. have been either eliminated search committee for hiring the

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Tony Burke The Cord about four or five years ago they around all weekend — obviously aren't, then you're not a leader. year be? held a yes/no referendum -- do I've been hearing the acclaimed CORD: What are your qualifica- NICK: I would like to see the President-acclaim Nick, Jimenez you accept "blah-blah-blah" as jokes since Friday night ~ and I tionsfor the position? Student Union as a personable or- had a chat with The Cord's your President "yes or no" honestly don't know what it is. NICK: I don't want to toot my ganization; I'm not a glossy cor- Editor Tony Burke about the fu- There's nothing in the by-laws I'd like to say that it's student horn or anything [laughs] but I've porate image. I think what ture of WLUSU, Nick's plans for that says that you have to do this apathy but I can't because I don't done a lot for this school. I've Stuart's done for the Student the Union, and how he feels and essentially it's not my deci- know that it is student apathy be- done everything I can possibly Union this year has been remark- about the acclimation to the posi- sion. It's up to the CRO (Chief cause we still have 19 people run- think of from a lifeguard, a don, a able; he's really carried the ball tion of President of WLUSU. The Returning Officer Amy Jarek). I ning for the Board of Directors. Legal Resource councellor. I play from Al's year. The Student following is the exchange, ver- think it would be nice for the stu- It's just one of those things that intramural sports. I'm a Laurier Union has a character that I see as batim. dents to know who I am and what no-one knows. If you know, tell Ambassador and this is all in the different from Stu's character. CORD: How do you feel about position I've been acclaimed to, me. course of four years so I've come Without the volunteer of students the acclamation? rather than people being in some CORD: As the present WLUSU to know the school in a great there wouldn't be a Student NICK: It's not necessarily upset- kind of bewilderment over who is chair you are charged to be an many facets and I understand die Union and I think it's their ting to me. It's definitely not the the WLUSU President. I'm doing impartial voice among the other school. I also understand people character that makes the Union. way I wanted to win but, when I class room tours to talk about the Board members. In others' eyes and I think that's my greatest The Student Union used to have a look at it the end result is the fact that I'm acclaimed and the you may be perceived as a "quiet" strength of character. more political character, now it same: I wanted to be WLUSU fact that there is an election and President... CORD: What are your big plans has a more social character, a President and it's unfortunate no the importance of voting. NICK: Being the WLUSU chair for your term ofoffice? community character and that's one ran against me. I don't know CORD: The Operations Manage- was difficult at times because you NICK: Building expansion is one the way I like to see it go. if that's a sign of the times at this ment Board seems to be a very have an opinion at times and you thing I feel pretty strong about CORD: What should the rela- school, I can't put my finger on it powerful unit this year. Do you have to work the Board in such a but, unfortunately, we're just get- tionship between the Union and at all, and it's not going to affect think this may have scared poten- way that you can make sure ting into itright now and we're in the Administration be? the way I do my job or what I tial applicants away? things get done for the greatest the position where we're not NICK: I haven't had much con- stand for in any way. NICK: I don't think the OMB number of people. I don't think quite sure what our needs are and tact with administration. You CORD: It has been suggested to this year was as all-powerful as it's a criticism at all in fact it's where we can go with it. Any stu- should deal with the administra- looking for hold a yes/no vote for your posi- you're saying. The OMB was given me a greater impartiality to dent union should be tion on a mature level. If you to improve diversify tion with the hope of re-opening definitely strong and had a fairly all issues that helps me to see ways and its over-antagonize them, then you Ex- nominations for President. How large agenda this year and they other people's side. I think a good services. The Used Book do more to put up walls than to do you feel about that? tackled a number of issues. I leader is one who listens, who is change is a great service and es- break them down. NICK: When I was doing some wouldn't say that they scared willing to hear suggestions, and pecially now with the way books CORD: Next year's applicants research in past Cord's I. saw anyone away at all. I was sitting take criticism because, if you are. I think it could be a valuable BOD seems very young and service a for and it could be full-time inexperienced. Do you think that operation provided it fits in with this presents problems? the Student Union financial plan. NICK: There are seven or eight It's a valuable service to be used people running for re-election so by everyone for years to come. I wouldn't call that young and in- CORD: 1989190 President Al experienced. I think that new Strathdee's WLUSU seemed to faces, however, can bring new have nofocus while Stuart Lewis' ideas, new changes, new attitudes year seemed to be very image towards WLUSU. I think it will focused. What will the Jiminez be a good mix.

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S.T.S. berships, lotteries, and/or contests on March 7, 1988 when The a 3rd year biology student and By: Mark Cauchi responded to their grievance by often get the best of many univer- Brock Press printed an account of four friends who were ripped off flights for $100 sity students willing to "gamble" faced at W.L.U. and other during a planned Spring Break offering them — excursion to Fort Lauderdale. The each. They felt this was not affor- Students are often the most un- for a possibility of wealth or a Ontario universities student was supposedly at dable, and persisted in asking for suspecting victims of business good time. Recently however, travel agencies. company who Student Travel Services their money back. Yet, after a ventures gone sour. Phony mem- one problem specifically has sur- This issue first gained attention fault was of London, Ont. year of legal action and quarrel- Then last March, Western's ing, only one of them has Gazette printed a story containing received full refund of $365.00. the same rip-off story-line, again Goals mean growth about Student Travel Services of a student London. However, unlike the running Brock incident, this article raised By: Clinton Howell valuable applications in several areas of life - par- the issue of students having to travel service is a ticularly goal setting. I won't go through the whole extra to pay for flights Florida 11 process of setting goals , but I'll slip you a few when bus trips were denied, and "pretty cut-throat Have you ever wondered why some people just quick tips. also noted instances where con- Firstly, if written goals/objectives seem to succeed at whatever it is they do? Is there you don't have tracted services were denied to process something they know that I don't, or were they just then I highly recommend that you get a book on the students who managed to arrive born with an innate ability to succeed? Let me tell subject. I strongly recommend How to Get Control at their destinations. The a When contacted , S.T.S. refused you a story about a friend of mine. He never fails to Of Your Time and Your Life, by Alan Lekein, grievances put forth by the stu- to any would amaze me - always striving to do the very best he Harvard M.B.A. and a highly respected time- dents were never dealt with by make comment and can and he virtually always succeeds. I know it's managementconsultant in the U.S. STS, and consequently the Minis- only state that they were not boys' situation, and not because of any secret power, and his parents How do you find out what is most important to try of Consumer and Corporate aware of the most student aren't at all out of the ordinary. He's just an or- you in your life? One of my favorite methods com- Affairs was consulted in an effort that newspapers dinary guy on the outside, but he must have a phi- es from Lakein's book. Imagine that your life has to find a solution. tended to be biased anyway. losophy that really works. How else can he so con- been shortened down to the next 6 months. Now WLUSU President Stewart sistently succeed year after year? spend 5 minutes brainstorming about all the things Lewis said that Laurier has often I thought about it, and thought about it until one you would like to accomplish in this time. Don't most student had problems with other touring day I figured it out. However, there are a few things worry if your list can not possibly be accomplished companies, and that this was the you should know before I tell you. My friend is a in the next 6 months. If you run out of ideas, try first time he had ever been in- tree in my backyard. Each year it always grows a repeating a couple, and maybe more will come to newspapers tend to be formed of the situation with couple more feet. It doesn't matter what the mind. Hopefully, this list is exhaustive, and you can S.T.S. Lewis said that from his weather is like, or how tall the other trees are, it al- now choose the three most important goals to you. biased anyway knowledge, running a student ways finds a way to adapt, and like all trees, strives These are your present lifetime goals. Begin to use travel service is a "pretty cut- to grow as tall as it can. This is what I call the phi- these insights to shape your 10 year, 5 year, 3 year, throat" process. He also said that losophy of the trees. and 1 year goals. The shorter the time span, the On May 9, 1990, the Western he would be willing to deal with It doesn't matter whether you are in business, more specific and detailed the goal should be. Now Gazette received a letter from Ed the problem after both sides give arts, etc... if you want to get the most out of life you you can begin to use these objectives in setting Callaghan, another victim of a him their full account of the must always remember that no matter how good priorities on your daily and weekly endeavours. student tour rip-off, stating that story. you think you are today, there is always room to get At the beginning of each week, write down all the he had problems with the same Further, Dean Nichols promised better. Why should you ever stop learning? Learn- things you want to accomplish on a piece of paper, owner of S.T.S. - Mr. Scott Smith to look into the accounts of S.T.S. ing, growing, creating, and achieving are all part of prioritize the items, and distribute them evenly - previous owner of Front Row at other universities. After meet- a life long process which should never be stopped. throughout the week to ensure everything is cov- Tours, in 1988. ing with Steven Zwart, the Dean The point is this: it is not until you think you are ered, and is leading you towards your lifetime Now at WLU, four students promised to use the full weight of good at something that you will fail. It is the day goals. Most importantly, when you achieve a goal, have gone through the same or- his influence and resources to get you think you are a good driver that you will get in look at it as if it is the beginning of a new level, and deal with the same company, adequate compensation for the an accident. It is the day you think you are a good revise your short term goals to bring you closer to S.T.S. The four lads - Steven students involved. student that you will fail an exam. As soon as you the achievement of your next plateau. Zwart, Robert Blain, Joe Runcan, As for the students, they felt say you are good - without keeping further develop- In this way you will always be striving to become and Ray Baldelli, have been that after a year of attempts this ment in mind - your brain puts a limit on your an even more accomplished, well-rounded, and trying to seek compensation for a may be the last chance to retrieve ability. So, if you must say you're good, say it respected person than you already are. You will trip to Daytona Beach that they their money. Zwart added that keeping in mind that you will be even better some never limit yourself and will be living by the phi- were apparently denied. The four S.T.S. had been deliberately stall- day. losophy of the trees — to become as much as you students were denied access to no ing because he and his friends This all leads into a vast amount of incredibly can... less than four buses and con- were "only students".

Photos by: James Neilson No, this is not a Patriot missile testing facility. Actually, this is Business 393 minds in pursuit of the truth. Could this be proof that Business Education

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thecord FEBRUARY 7,1991 VOLUME XXXI, ISSUE 20

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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Tony Burke NEWS EDITOR Mark Hand ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR Tim Sullivan FEATURES EDITOR Cockbum SCENE EDITOR Guy Etherington SPORTS EDITOR.... JSroek Greenhalgh BUSINESS EDITOR Tim Bartkiw PRODUCTION MANAGER Christine Yarwood I

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...— ... Karen Lennox Classified Co-ordinator...—...—.....Charlotte Gravlev Democracy is a very elusive term to really get a hold of. The root word is Greek, meaning ruled by the people. There Circulation and Filing. Cathy-Jo Noble are many examples of democracy, ranging from international governing bodies, to national governments, to families. Graphics Artist ...... —JM. Artinger Of course, there are several kinds of democracy. India is the largest democracy, with almost 800 million citizens living Copy Editors Mike v. Bodegom I under a government chosen by the electorate. The United States is well known for its democracy...... Kevin Tessner One component of democracy is a freedom of choice. The ruled have a choice to decide who rules them. When that choice is not available, democracy fails. CONTRIBUTORS: To have one choice in a democratic system is like having a monopoly in a free market system -- sure it happens, and is "free" to happen, but it is really antithetical to the system from which it sprung. Bailey, Sarah Welstead, Martin Walker, D.O.S. Andrew Laurier's student president for 1991-92 is Nick Jimenez. He was will Weeden, Rob Cresswell, Jeff Dragich, Wladyslaw acclaimed, so you not find his name on the ballot Nor will you have the opportunity to hear what priorities are, his Kinastowski, James Neilson, Anna Dongelmarts, Steve his ambitions for the Student Union, or his background in his ability to get job Burke, Chris Dodd, Stoney Jones, Rob Hums, fraser j the done. That is not to say a as kirby, J.R. Artinger, Gary Boixe, A.D n Sean Martell, that Jimenez will do poor job President. It is to say that it is an affront to the democratic process, Keith Robinson, Vlad Kinastowski, Tina Sambianas, an affront that the democratic process begot. Every full-time Laurier student had the right to submit a nomination for the Chris Skalkos, Clinton Howell, Mark Cauchi, and Happy position, but were free, in the same vein, not to submit a nomination form. Mr. Bigpants (sniff! we'll miss you). There are ways to prevent such acclamations from happening again in the future. On the verge of an acclamation: 1) Production: Larry Coker. nominations could open again for those who might have been thinking of running but, for whatever reason, did not. 2) other Photo: Tom Szeibel, Ken Penny, Jo-Ann Julien, Harvey candidates could be solicited for or appointed to the position or 3) current Board of Directors could raise their status up to Skalkos and Jennifer Luong, Tim Sullivan, Gus, Chris presidential candidate, or 4) don't vote in the election, forcing another election to be called due to failure to reach quorum. Kuntz. But these suggestions are anti-democratic in themselves. To make someone else run, or to allow a position to remain open for the sole reason of competition might prevent a from ever meeting or STUDENT PUBLICATIONS candidate the electorate gaining the position. Democracy implies freedom to do, or not to do. Perhaps the only other way to make sure acclamations do not happen is SYSTEMS TECHNICIAN Michael Myc to produce a society that will not allow it to happen, to foster competition in the arena of ideas and politics. In other words, PHOTO MANAGER Tom Szeibel I to outlaw apathy.

Photo Technicians: — Chico Galvez University politics are never that exciting. The issues at hand are not life-threatening; they often encompass such Jo-Ann Julien stimulating topics as a restructuring of the corporation, or finding new ways to boost school spirit. However, here at Graphic Arts Technician— —..—Niki Westman Laurier, the Student Union does have some responsibilities that are actually important to the quality of life. ADVERTISING: Since ours is a small school, this one centralized governing body has a greater impact on the campus than many Student

MANAGER Martin P.L. Walker governments do at other universities. To put it bluntly - WLUSU is all we've got to rely on. Nobody else is going to care Production Manager Rick Dales for our entertainment needs, defend our rights in the community, and provide us with more services in the future. These

...... —.... Steve Assistant.... Ladouceur things must be done with competence, efficiency, and integrity. If they are not, then Laurier becomes a less appealing place Representatives; Advertising to be, and it is our collective fault for not preventing it. We, not our administration, will be the cause of our eroding quality Campbell, Laura K. Lee, Katie of life. Dennis Bon, Marc Navabi, James Neilson The apathy that has been shown by the students of Wilfrid Laurier is indicative of the attitudes of today's youth. Next time you are in the Health Services waiting for your appointment (if you ever get your apathetic butt over there) take a look OF DIRECTORS BOARD at the old yearbooks on the coffee table. Sure the hairstyles were 'groovy' and you could use the bellbottoms as tents for Jana Watson, President camping, but there was something else. Things were happening. Just happeniri. Jim Boyce Stuart Lewis Vlad Kinastowski Dan Muys We are not older than our counterparts in the late sixties, but it sure feels that way. Today our lives are more structured. Peter Roose Tom Samac We are too 'result oriented' in our education. Shouldn't we sit back and really look at the world? MoeAthia Editorial opinions are approved by the Editorial Board of The Cord and are independent of WLUSU, the University and INQUIRIES: 884-2990 (Editorial) 884-5092 (Advertis- the WLUSP Board ofDirectors. ing). National advertising by Campus Plus: (416) 481- 7283 The University Blues by J.R. Artinger The Cord welcomes ail feedback, comments, criticisms, gifts, arid suggestions from ourreaders. Please submit letters to the Editor typed and double-spaced by Tuesday at noon for the following publication. Wo can only print letters that bear the author's real name, telephone number, and I.D. number (if applicable), but your name may be withheld by request. The Cord also welcomes all submissions but remember that they become the property of The Cord and we reserve Ac right to edit and reftise any submissions. Furthermore, The Cord will not print anything considered to be sexist, racist or homophobic in nature by the staff as a voting body. Eight month, 24 issue Cord subscription rates are: $20.00 for ad- dresses within Canada and $25 outside the country. Co-op students may subscribe at a rate of $10 per four month work term. The offices of The Cord are located deep within the caipet on Dr. Weir's office floor (just kidding, big guy). The Cord is printed by the fine people at Ricter Web Press in Brantford, Ontario. The Cord is published weekly in the fall and winter terms. The Cord is a member of the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. ' Copyright (c) 1991 by WLU Student Publications, 75 University Ave. West, Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3C5. No part of this publication may reproduced without permission of the Editor-in-Chief. the cord Thursday February 7. 1991 COMMENT 11

Eglin critics should The Question stop worrying of the Week What Peanuts character can In response to Tim Bartkiw et you best identify with? al, 31 January 1991: Letters to the Editor Professor Eglin's tactics may Letters are welcome from all members of the WLU community by Rockett not be run-of-the-mill, but* his All submissions must be within 400 words and bear the author's Jones ideals certainly show more im- real name and phone number for verification. Names may be agination than the narrow-minded withheld by request. The Cord will print as many letters as ivory-tower conservatism that space allows unless the letter is deemed potentially libellous, or you seem to espouse. attempts to incite hatred or violence towards individuals or

The "irresponsible media" identifiable groups -- including women, men, lesbians and gays, gave Laurier a "tarnished" image ethnic and religious groups, and people with a disability. on the basis of outdated, sexist in- Charlie: everything is al- cidents that were occurring on ways going wrong. this campus. Professor Eglin has, to the man if he just sits back and thing that he feels is right, one in the past, reacted against says "Oh, by the way, I'm not too member of the faculty who is Howard sexism, so it hardly seems that he keen on the war in the Gulf." At willing to put his concerns for the 2nd Year Life has been a part of this "tarnished Laurier, possibly the most world ahead of his concerns for image". apathetic school on the planet, a tenure. Eglin is an idealist, and some person has to jump up and down It's true, maybe by himself he cynics may feel embarrassed by to get noticed. isn't going to accomplish a whole his attempts to "change the You are afraid that Eglin and heck of a lot in "Waterloo, world". Well, it's the same old his actions will be associated with Ontario, Canada." But his out- story: everyone thought the the university - I, on the other landish actions in the summer Wright brothers were crazy until hand, am proud to have at least forced, in part, a reexamination of Lindbergh flew across the ocean. one member of the faculty who is the gender policies of Laurier No one is going to pay attention willing to take a chance for some- which resulted in some positive changes. to Who's say that his Snoopy (no reason given). protests against the war aren't Residence unlocked going to have some as effect Jamie keys are problem We are writing this as a con- used. The has well? 3rd Year Computer been known about for some cerned floor in the time Stop worrying about your Hack Residence (Ed. note: names but nothing has been done about resumes - Price Waterhouse and taken out for safety). It has it. Proctor and Gamble won't pay come to our attention that all of We pose this question to the that much attention to the fact the males in the head resident: are you planning that your alma mater had one Residence have unlimited access on spending the money on rape "clownis'i" professor. to our home. The fact is simply, counselling or are you going to that the locks that are supposed to fix the locks? Sarah Welstead provide us with safety can be Stop blaming the students and opened by their keys. solve the problem. The head resident refuses to This letter was given to the stu- Letters confront the issue but rather fines dents' head resident with the build- continue... ridiculous amounts when these ing names Included - Ed. Linus, because he has a security blanket. INK Kristin Anglin PINKWhere to go if you're gay 2nd Year Linen. by D.O.S. Weeden

So, you've decided that you have questions homosexual, and any other derivation you can think about your sexual preferences. You decide that you of. need to talk to someone about it, but who? Where Many larger centres like Toronto, Montreal, and can one who is questioning their sexuality turn to? yes, even K-W have counselling/information hot- How does someone go about meeting gay people? lines which provide information on all groups in the Deciding that you are (or could be) gay or area and their activities. This is also a good place to bisexual is one thing, but doing something about it find out about bars, which ones are more desirable Schroeder, because he's is something completely different. You may know than others and places to avoid. Don't be afraid to heavily into music. someone who is gay but it can be very difficult to call these phone lines, they are operated approach them to talk about your sexuality. anonymously, there is no way of them finding out Michael Unfortunately most professionals in the field of who you are. 4th Year Music counselling do not have a great deal of first hand The resources in the community are really only experience with the subject and (I'm sorry to say) limited to the interests of the people in the area. In are not always a great deal of help. Toronto there are gay and lesbian book clubs, or- Just about every town or city of moderate size chestras and choirs, car clubs, sports clubs, and has a gay bar or hang out, but some times these many other groups. Whatever your interest is there places can be quite seedy and are more for the pur- is usually a group which would be good for you. pose of picking someone up than just meeting Another good thing to find out is if there is a people. The same goes for most male- or female- gay or lesbian newspaper/newsletter published lo- only baths, saunas, and gyms. So where do you turn cally. These provide lists of events and resources in to meet people and seek help in your identity your area. search? It is surprising just where you will find gay ser- Now that you know where to go, remember one vice groups. All you have to do is a little bit of thing: go at your own speed. Having worked on looking around in your own area. Call your local counselling phone lines I know that sometimes it is Snoopy, 'cause he's al- AIDS committee, if they themselves do not have months between that first call and the first ap- ways going camping.. some sort of gay social or counselling service or pearance at a meeting or other event. You owe it to group they will know what is available in the area. yourself to find out what is available in your area, Brenda Moorehouse Most universities have a gay campus club once you find out, take your time and do only as 3rd Year Roughing-It (recognized by the administration or not). These much as you feel comfortable with. campus groups often plan meetings for the purpose of group counselling as well as social activities in The opinions of the author may not necessarily which you will have the opportunity to meet reflect those of the Cord staff, WLUSU or the uni- people. Look in the phone book under gay, lesbian, versity. the cord 12 COMMENT Thursday February 7. 1991 Student not aware of elections

thought that I could do my part to events here at Lauder, and ary 25. This ad is jumbled on had in Business students are all too enhance the quality planned one page with ads of life here in to run for a WLUSU for the phony and materialistic to have Letters my final year. Upon visiting the position as early as September. Franklin Seminar, Winter ...continued anything valid to say at all. At WLUSU offices, it came much to Why then, did I, none of my Carnival events, and The Sublet- least in the eyes of the clique that my surprise that nominations had friends, or none of the people that ting network. Okay, so I hap- runs the all-knowing, all- (Note: this letter is dated already been closed as of Friday, I work with in Business cores, pened to overlook that one. I still important body of the WLUSU. Monday, February 4) February Ist. know anything about these elec- could have caught the posters all I have always believed that Upon seeing students' posters I wonder how many people tions before seeing the campaign over Laurier advertising the elec- everybody here at Laurier is im- pasted all over the place at even knew about these elections, posters. Looking back through tion. Not! portant, and everybody can make Laurier the last two days, I de- other than the people who already The Cord issue January 24, there I assume, if WLUSU wanted their own special contribution to cided that I wouldrun for election are involved in WLUSU. I like to is a quarter page ad stating that students from all faculties to take our school, regardless of race, for the Board of Directors. Being be able to take pride in the fact nominations for Students' Union part in the democratic process, sex, or faculty. Some real at- a 3rd year business student, I that I try to stay on top of current positions were to begin on Janu- that there would be advertising tempts should be made to give all for these positions found in the students access to our Students' Concourse, the Aird Building, the Union, and be given the op- Arts & Science building, the CTB portunity to be a part of it. Peace movement critics unfair and the Peters building. Again Until everybody is offered the Not! chance to become involved, many sanctions were beginning to take movement on campus. This During the past three weeks, is We must then ask ourselves students will remain apathetic anxiously effect; that perfectly However, and while consuming any sanctions would take fair. many of why the Peters building (and pos- just remain in their little cliques circulating shortly; that you to information about the effect sanctions decided make your attack sibly some of the others) were without giving a damn about the in I no effect at all. Who a personal maligning not war the Middle East, have would have one, neglected. It's not like Business rest of us. discovered how easily my are we to believe? If you decide only the movement but the comprises a large portion of the opinion is swayed by the last arti- that sanctions are ineffectual, and character of the individuals in- total number of students here or Chris Ariens support forceful intervention, are For seem to cle I read, or news report I heard. volved. those who anything. Maybe it's because 3rd Year Honours Business We hear daily accounts about you any wiser than the person believe that activism is cause for how many "successful" sorties who sides with those who claim mockery, I wonder how many were flown, how many Iraqi scud the crisis may be solved peaceful- have at any time complained missiles were launched, what ly? No, you are not. Each is about apathy at Laurier? If you sinister deeds Saddam Hussein speculating equally. disagree so strongly with the op- has committed. It's easy to come I chose to side with those posing viewpoint, state why! If Frosh reunion to believe that war is the only who would rather let sanctions, you don't know why, don't resort solution, isn't it? And perhaps it among other peaceful means, run to defamation of character. is. But perhaps it isn't. their course. I support public dis- Stop for a moment to think plays calling for an end to the war Moreover, if you have "better disappointing about how many innocent Iraqi because I believe that force is not things to do with your time" than citizens alone, whose only crime the solution. You don't have to to think about war or if you "do was to live under the rule of Sad- agree with me. You may even not want anything to tarnish the dam Hussein, have been killed by stage your own demonstrations, reputation of this school", per- Members of Frosh Week's to accommodate under age stu- allied "retaliatory" carpet bomb- because that is what freedom of haps you should leave. Some of Green 8 team were one of the dents but they would contact this ing. How many reports have you speech is all about. Or so I us are trying to contribute to the several teams who were dis- student with further information read citing the number of civilian thought. solution rather than the problem. appointed in the "Frosh Reunion" which they did not. Perhaps, deaths? In last week's Cord several held Saturday, January 26. This more organization is needed to Economists have claimed that individuals criticized the peace Debra Sheehan disappointment was shifted more prevent this from happening to to regret that, in order to go to the future frosh. reunion held in the Turret, one An alternative to this is that had to be of age of majority. Laurier acquire a type of liquor To most, this was not an is- liscence that would enable un- Respect Eglin's sue, however, to some it derage students to go to the Tur- freedom represented yet another campus ret. Federation Hall at U of W has activity in which they could not this type of licence. True, un- Last week 10 students, Bart- cultural perspective. In this sense, I would like to bring to the at- participate in. If one is not in derage students would have to kiw, Read, Lamb, Murray, Cossa, culture is defined as, tention of the WLU Administra- residence and can go to floor wear a button or a band to indi- Wakelin, Russell, Crombeen, tion and Faculty members that, at parties, it is extremely difficult to cate they are underage, but at Collins and Neilson wrote a letter ...the mutually shaping patterns Laurier, there exists one particu- engage in campus activities or least they'd have the opportunity to the editor to the attention of of norms, values, practices, larly problematic norm ~ an in- any other social activities at any to be with their friends on WLU Administration and Faculty beliefs, and assumptions that tolerance and devaluation of of the bars or clubs in town. weekends and at school activities. members that, at Laurier, there guide the behavior of individuals diversity. As a proud Laurier stu- Moreover, the numbers of stu- It is certainly disappointing to exists on particularly problematic and groups in an institute of high- dent I want to do everything pos- dents entering university at 18, think that our student union rep- professor -- Dr. Peter Eglin. er education and provide a frame sible to change this norm, particu- after only four years of high resentatives are uncaring to the ofreference within which to inter- larly since popular opinion on school is increasing and will only needs of all students, regardless I'd like to borrow the struc- pret the meaning of events and campus continues to maintain it. continue to increase. This leads of age. If a solution cannot be ture of their prose to convey a actions on and campus, (pg. reached then what are we paying off In respecting every individu- the members of Green 8 to think definition of the problem from a 13 Kuh & Whin, 1988) special fees for in our tuition? al's right to free speech and ex- that, perhaps, events such as a And we also must ask "is the Stu- pression, an opinion that differs "Frosh Reunion" should be held dent Union really for all stu- from one espoused within a cul- other than in places where un- dents?" ture at any given point in time derage students are not wel- Finally, it is the hope of the does not mean that it is out of comed. Green 8 frosh team that this prob- line. This is because a university Signs that were posted con- lem, be solved in a way to culture, like all other cultures, is cerning the Reunion did not even will enable current and future Laurier composed of individual people state clearly or at all that age of lovin' they in students to make the most of all Give your honey/baby/sweetie the deserve who express themselves, their majority was required. Also, the Valentines Day issue of THE CORD their university years. views and their ideas in different when this student went to the Stu- dent Union office to inquire about Print message here: ways. attending this event, she was told Carol Gervais and the members On what grounds do we that no provisions had been made of Green 8 "judge" what is out of line? What makes it OK for a Canadian mili- tary representative equipped with glossy pamphlets to be seen and Please send us letters. heard? Why is it not OK for a faculty member equipped with a sign to be seen and heard? We get really lonely up here I came to Laurier to learn ifj Your name. the from leaders in academia. What I and we need help before have seen is a predominant cul- gargoyles begin their annexing ture whose norms, values, prac- tices, beliefs, and assumptions of the Cathedral. condone freedom of expression and invites administrative, facul- ty, staff and student apathy. Write, and do it soon. Marie Molloy the cord Thursday February 7. 1991 FEATURE 13 Promises, Promises, Promises

which acts as a link between into the needs and potential of you my dedication and Candidates for students and volunteer organi- Campus Clubs. By increasing diligence. I have a genuine zations, should widen its scope the communication between concern for this school and the V.P. University to more agencies in order to Campus Clubs and other areas people in it, and I am deeply utilize the many willing of WLUSU you will be pro- committed to honest, fair and Affairs volunteers on campus who vided with improved, ex- realistic representation. want to help. Such a link also panded services. WLUSU is a large and improves community relations seemingly complex organiza- The safety of students both for which many university stu- tion owned, managed and op- on and off campus has been a dents are criticized. The Safety erated by students. It is essen- growing concern in recent & Equality Commission is tially a volunteer operation an- years. Currently the Emer- other valuable department and thus it's important that gency Whistle Program in- which has great possibilities people understand the nature corporating the Fox 40 whistle and scope of its mandate. I be- for expansion. More services is being introduced to in the K-W region which are lieve that services for students Laurier's campus. It is essen- and student representation is dedicated to helping victims of tial that this program be finally assault and abuse, as well as the underlying objective of the Tim Brown entrenched and expanded Student's Union existence. gender relations issues, should campus and through- upon on Over the years the organiza- be readily advertised and out the community. available to any student in tion has grown and expanded

need -- on or off campus. "Director Tim Brown If you want a motivated, to meet the needs of a chang- The Commission can be reacted quite strongly saying experienced individual work- ing Laurier community. It is used in another capacity, our main concern is for the ing for you as VP of Univer- imperative that this idea is which I feel is important. students." (The Cord, January sity Affairs vote for the candi- never lost in the shuffle of There are more and more stu- 1991). These are the words of date you know will be the school politics and dents enrolling at Laurier who a candidate concerned with voice of the students and is bureaucracy.

Jeff Bowden have special needs. Many of your affairs. You can add concerned about your affairs - Part of the problem the the existing groups on campus strength to this voice by elect- TIM BROWN. Student's Union encounters is such as residences, campus ing Tim Brown VP of Univer- that there are a great many clubs, and even the Students' sity affairs. people who do not know spe- For many reasons, this union itself will have to As your representative on cifically what it does. WLUSU year's Students' Union elec- reconsider alot of their tradi- the Board of Directors for the is involved in everything from bars, tions will be very different. tional approaches. WLUSU is WLU Students' Union I have the new operating two campus to The president, Nick Jiminez, already on its way to establish- consistently worked towards organizing orientation week, is acclaimed, and the only ing "barrier free" services for improving life on campus and WLUSU Prez to negotiating annually a stu- elected executive position is special needs students. Now have stressed the importance dent health plan. Only through Vice President: University Af- we must seriously consider of addressing student concerns increased communication be- fairs. On February 12, your how these students can fit above and beyond, faculty, ad- tween those who administer its ballot will also include a comfortably into student life, ministration and community services and those who use the referendum on several key is- both socially and academical- pressures. services can all students truly sues which affect the whole ly- I believe that your interests benefit from what the Stu- student body, as well as the Another area of concern on must always be the primary dent's Union has to offer. Students' Union positions campus is environmental. focus of WLUSU. .As a result The Student's Union, in themselves. So this year, more Over the past two years we of the experience I have recent years, has done ex- than ever before, I encourage have seen the creation of fine gained from the Board of tremely well. This past year you your to apply democratic paper and pop-can recycling Directors, I understand the we have realized an 18% right and vote. throughout most of the responsibilities and functions growth in our operating My name is Jeff Bowden, campus. There have been of the various aspects of budget which has enabled us and just as Tim Brown, I am problems with a lack of aware- WLUSU and University Af- to increase the number and running for the position of VP: ness and volunteers, however, fairs. I would like to use this quality of services. Financial University Affairs. My experi- which may be alleviated on a knowledge for your benefit by stability will empower the Stu- ence as the Director of BAC- faculty-by-faculty representa- expanding and improving ser- dent's Union to continue to CHUS Services (a University tive basis. Residences should vices for you next year. search for new ways to service Affairs Department) has given also have fine paper recycling, In my three years at Nicolas Jimenez the Laurier student com- me a great deal of knowledge perhaps through an individual Laurier I have been involved munity. about the Vice President's floor volunteer. Additionally, in a variety of aspects of stu- Executive restructuring has position, as well as the Union the Torque Room, Dining Hall dent life. My two years as an taken place this year in an ef- as a whole. Over the past ten and offices still fall short of ice breaker during Orientation My name is Nicolas fort to realign WLUSU into a months, I have dealt with complete recycling. Efforts has given me the opportunity Jimenez and I have been ac- more effective and streamlined many outside groups including must also come from the ad- to meet and talk to students claimed as president of the corporation. While the Stu- the local press and govern- ministration. about what services are Student's Union for the 1991- dent's Union is indeed a more ment agencies. As director of wanted at Laurier. These is- 1992 academic year. I'd like effectual operation today than an alcohol awareness group, I hope that I have given sues and concerns are always to take this opportunity to in- it was five years ago, there is my eyes were opened to other you some idea of the issues considered as I represent you troduce myself to you and still room for improvement personal issues among the stu- which I think are important. It in the WLUSU offices. highlight some of the reasons I (as, presumably, there will be dent body which need to be is by no means an exhaustive To further guarantee that ran for this position. In addi- five years from today). addressed. list, and I am always open to your voice is heard, the stu- tion, I would also like to fea- WLUSU must continue to This leads me to some of suggestions. Should you wish dents' newspaper, The Cord ture some of the issues and provide quality services to stu- the policies I would pursue if to talk about the above sub- must attain autonomy. Com- concerns I feel are important dents. The used book ex- elected. Firstly, as the head of jects or any other area of con- pletely severing any control or to students at Laurier. change was implemented this a "university affair", I see the cern, please feel free to con- political influence WLUSU I am a fourth year political year, though its success was possibility for improvement tact me in my office on the may currently have. The paper science student. I have been a hampered by various un- and expansion in other depart- 2nd floor of the Students' would then be answerable member of the Board of Direc- foreseen problems. I believe ments. Legal Resources now Union Building. only to you and not to another tors for the past two years, the exchange can be operated provides excellent counselling organization. serving as its Chairperson this effectively and provide for students with housing On February 12, make the Through my involvement past year. I am not going to Laurier students with a very problems, but their elected link between the Stu- in several organizations such bombard you with lofty ideals worthwhile service. responsibilities could be ex- dents' Union and you a strong as the Alumni Association, or expound upon the virtues of The Student's Union panded to assault and abuse one - put the quality back into BACCHUS, and the Biology my political philosophies. I recently received approval to cases. Operation Outreach, student life. Club I have gained an insight am, however, going to offer continued on page 14 thecorin 14 FEATURE Thursday February 7. lyg j I This could be Once again you'll be asked

suggestions for improvements. You may be wondering, greater means of communication Finally, I would like to an All hail see "Who is this Tom Selleck between the Board and the stu- enhanced relationship between look- alike?" Actually, it's me, Shafeeq dent body. Afterall you are elect- WLUSU and all students by en- the chief Bhatti (or as many of my friends ing us to represent you, and in or- couraging a more door open call me, Sheik, Sheiker, Sheik- der for this system to work there continued from page 13 policy. By this, I would like to ster, Sheik Master, etc). I'm a must be a greater interrelation be- see BOD members talk with stu- fourth year student and have been tween the two bodies. dents and more rigorously consid- a member of First Year Council, initiate studies into expanding Another great our er all suggestions, regardless of a BOD, a Laurier Ambassador, concern of building. This is something I am their impact. An effort this mine is the increase in the num- in and a founding member of the very much in favour of. However, on my part to ber of students at Laurier over the direction will lead Laurier Sky-diving team. a great deal of research must be what I believe would be a better past few years. This school has Oh yeah, I was also VP of Fi- conducted before we can as- expanded too much for the pres- students' union. nance of the WLU Students' certain what our current needs ent facilities. You know the ag- Union. Twice. I'm running for a are, and gage the financial gravation of not being able to get im- position on the Board of Direc- plications involved in such an enrolled in courses as they always tors of the WLU Students' Union endeavour. While I can't promise seem to be full. Yet our tuition because I'm concerned!!! Next you a new and improved building seems to be on the rise. year's BOD will have many new for next year, I promise Brenda Morehouse can you faces. I feel that it is my obliga- my time and effort trying to We also have to continue to in tion to return to the Board of make this initiative a in increase the safety of our students reality fu- Directors to pass on my knowl- ture years. on campus, and continue to in- edge to the future leaders of our Hi! My name is I am very much looking for- crease the safety of our students Brenda Corporation. Morehouse. I am running for re- ward to working for you in the on campus, and continue to im- My only other main concern, election to the Board of upcoming school year and en- prove and promote our recycling Directors. is Stuart Lewis' hair loss prob- In my previous two years on the courage you to voice your con- program. lem. Actually, I'd like to ensure Board, I had an cerns and opinions regarding is- excellent at- that the Corporation stays on My final area of concern is in tendance record. But, attendance sues allccting our student com- sound financial footing. Other the improvement of our library does not necessarily make an ef- munity. i am a very accessible in- candidates may make many services. This is one area that can fective Board member. I actively dividual and I urge you to ap- promises. From previously work- use vast changes and improve- participated in more than just proach me or other student union the Michael Ras ing in the Students' Union, I al- ments. Thus, if you are looking bi-weekly meetings. officials with your queries. The Board ready know that it is very difficult for someone with committment of Directors must Next Tuesday you will have advance the to carry out any promises during that is easy to approach and concerns of all students. So, fight the opportunity to elect fifteen will I am a year work for the the students don't apathy, come out Directors and one Vice President first Political just one term of office. and vote on Science student with some I feel can forget to vote on Tuesday. February of University Affairs. Please use fresh that I be most effec- 12! ideas for change in by showing your right to vote because the de- WLUSU. tive the other Direc- And Bring Brenda Back!!! There a tor cisions you make on Tuesday will has been lack of candidates how to most effi- direct ciently lay down the ground have lasting effects on your fu- communication between work body ture years at this university. WLUSU and the student in for their committments so that the past. I propose that the Board they may be solved as soon as of Directors and the Executive possible in the future. These are a buy space in the Cord for regular few of my concerns but it is al- reports on what is happening in ways important to remember that WLUSU, (more than just the cur- a Director's purpose is to rent ads for upcoming events). represent the students which is Also, the campus clubs need what I am dedicated to achieving. to receive more support from So be cool, and vote Shafeeq for WLUSU in order to encourage BOD because a good BOD is a greater student involvement in terrible thing to waste. their school. They are under- funded and their facilities are in- adequate. The campus clubs room is far too small for all the clubs to Jennifer Marr keep their materials, let alone hold meetings. I will work to ensure that campus clubs are Christina Craft promoted and supported to a greater extent. Hi! My name is Jennifer Marr I look forward to your support and I want to be one of your Re-elect Christina Craft. This Caroline Jones in order to get these and many Board of Directors next year. other changes made. promise to BOD's for you! I you're making the Board Experience: As a first year Do you know where work towards Every of Directors more open and student, I have worked as a First Student Union fees go? Council year, you a consider- responsive to the needs of the stu- Year member to contribute In running for Board of Directors, views of to the Stu- dents. represent new students able amount of money I have one main goal in mind. and work with the Students' dent Union and are probably not This goal is to promote a better Union to promote their activities. even aware of some of the ser- understanding between the stu- John Smith As chairperson of the Christmas vices you are paying for. dents of all streams within the Toy Drive, we raised $500.00. I foremost school, and to encourage a greater as a Graphic Therefore, I believe have also worked enhance- interaction from all faculties in Artist in the Students' Union in the improvement and student ser- school events. After having spent three years Promotions department. ment of important — Book I would like to achieve this by at Laurier, I feel it is time for me vices such as the Used I am a hard working, friendly having campus clubs increase to put something back into the in- Exchange, Legal Resources, etc.. their enrollments by promoting in stitution that has given me so and dedicated person, with many Services, after all are what the ideas that could benefit all a all areas of the school, including much. The position of Director is Student Union is about. As Laurier students. As part of the and fun the Peters Building and the Aird a very important one and one that hardworking, dedicated Board of Directors, I would a great Building as well as the concourse. deserves the utmost of committ- BOD, I will guarantee you represent the students' views. If I simply re- I would like to also encourage ment in order for excellence. Student Union if you am elected, I encourage stu- Board of more input from students on the In the past many students will elect Christina Craft for dents to discuss their ideas with services and activities offered bv have taken the Board for granted Directors on Feb. 12,1991. me. WLUSU, so that WLUSU can and this is something that needs continue to offer you activities Shafeeq Bhatti to be changed. In order for this to Just do it! Vote Jenn Marr for I like P.S.'s. will enjoy, and be open to your occur I feel there must be a 8.0.D.! P.S. the cord. Thursday February 7. 1991 FEATURE 15 your BOD is this BOD for you?

year at WLU and have gained ex- type think he is? He may say Biff get involved. There has been talk perience through WLUSU in Schwartz; but don't let him fool about feeble participation in stu- several ways. This past year I you, he's really Tim Crowder. dent activities. I don't believe it is have been an active member on You may ask someone what the students that do not want to the Board of Directors sitting on he's running for. They may tell get involved. I believe that the several committees including you that he's wanted in ten pro- Student Union must extend itself Marketing and Cultural Affairs. vinces; but that is a lie. He is run- to reach the students and make I am eager once again to in- ning for 8.0.D. them feel welcome and wanted to crease my involvement in Someone may ask you why to join clubs, write for The Cord, WLUSU by putting forth my best vote for Tim Crowder. There volunteer their time, etc. effort on the 1991/92 8.0.D. If might be a rumour that a thick Enough said. That's what I'm re-elected, I will help to continue necked man with a bad temper all about. May you make a sound the work that is in progress for will find you if you don't; but decision and vote Joel Silver on the expansion plan of the Student that's just a rumour. Tim would you ballot next Tuesday. You will Union Building. I think this is an stress his past experience and his never regret it. important project because it will current position as a W.L.U.S.U. give the students more op- First Year Council member. He his desire Chris Cornwall portunity to enjoy what this uni- Sally Norris might also mention to versity can offer. New projects provide a responsible, effective like a permanent location for a government. Crowder advocates used book exchange and other expanded services of W.L.U.S.U. The following poem a Honestly, it wasn't a police food services are ideas that could is for while safeguarding against rising photographer. be implemented here. campaign tuition costs. To get me You may notice a hint of I believe that the Student elected for one year's You may ask yourself if Tim reign humour in my campaign. My run- Union is for the Students. I will Crowder has all of the qualities I want to be one of on ning for BOD however is no be an honest representative on the the reps of a world leader. He may ask joke. 8.0.D. Board, one that will strive to you to define the meaning of 'a Next Tuesday on election day, I I am taking the position for represent the students in the best world leader' and then deny any want your nod. BOD representative very serious- possible way that will provide for connection. My name is SALLY NORRIS - ly, and should I be elected you maximum satisfaction and You may remind yourself to you may not know the name will have a hard working individ- eventually reach a successful and ask yourself if this all isn't some But you have probably seen - ual responding to your needs and enjoyable year. me big joke. Tim would laugh at a requests to improve the quality of I am one cool dame. question like that. He may ask Laurier life. I'm 2nd year communications you why you are asking so many Karen Gieswein Over the past couple of years and Soc - The arts questions and then tell you to WLUSU has achieved great suc- I have worked on many Student vote Crowder on election day. cess and achievement in the Union committees - all of them Students of WLU: im- Hi! My name is Karen Gies- provements and I want to be there with heart wein. am a first year student. to help for the next one. I was on Icebreaker for Frosh I In September, I was appointed one Consider, shorter line for Week and am the Greek Council ups of 8 First Council (FYC) the Turret's washrooms, shorter Pres. Year members for the WLU Student cafeteria line ups, further expan- I was co-ordinator of Boar's - Union. One of the roles of FYC sion of the Student Union Build- Head and did a great job every- members is to sit on other com- ing to include more than just muf- one says mittees and to observe how the fins in the concourse. Why not a I peek out for BACCHUS teach- Student Union, as a whole, opera- full general store. Consider the ing students about booze tes. I sat on the Constitution & carry-over of meal card money, My motto in life is if you snooze - Development Committee and I more parking, 24 hour residence you lose platform was also able to observe the BOD parking closer to residence, rac- My for this election is simple but fun. in action. quetball courts, an ice rink in the The Students at Laurier are The current restructuring of tennis courts in winter. Consider NUMBER ONE. the Student Union is going to re-

~ Lan Torres these as ideas for our future let I want to be the best representa- quire leaders to fill new roles, and me here yours. tive and an active member to help set superior standards of

Continued success. Consider - service for Students. My name is lan Torres. I am a My commitment is real won't WLU I be- Chris Cornwall for BOD. Joel Silver lieve have the drive & leader- first year honours business stu- just last till December I to as a dent running for a position on the Basically I'll do the best job I can ship fill this role, Director. do. I am committed to doing what is Board of Directors. After All, This 8.0.D.'s for Allow me to introduce best for the student body. The 1991/92 school year will YOU!! myself. My name is Joel Silver I'm always approachable, so bring with it some significant and I am a candidate for the changes to the structure of the please stop and say hi if you see Board of Directors. I'm a rookie, me in the hallway! 8.0.D. Until now, each member a first year student with a desire Elect someone that has of the Board was required to sit to bring fresh ideas to coun- the Board cil experience, a fun, positive, on one of 6 committees. But, next of Directors of this Sure, school. responsible attitude, and a strong year, all of these committees ex- maybe true you a it's need few of - team mentality ELECT KAREN cept two will be eliminated. The the old guys, but I believe that a tasks performed by those 4 com- GIESWEIN FOR BOARD OF new face with new ideas is equal- DIRECTORS. mittees will still fall on the ly important. but members of the 8.0.D., the I'm not a looking to revolu- Board must personally take the tionize the student government of initiative to see that they are per- Bet you can our school. I want get hardly formed. Therefore, the 1991/92 to in- volved, have a good time, and do Board of Directors must be com- wait to turn the page of very self-motivated, some good hard work for an in- Debbie Brooks prised in- dependent individuals. stitution that I believe deserves it and see the fourth I do not I am confident that I can rise court this position totally without experience. (and final) page of to the occasion, meet the chal- I've been a student council president, a youth lenge, jump in with both feet, Tim Crowder these group president and an wonderful, On February 12th take the in- grab the bull by the horns, fight advisor to both organizations. itiative to improve the services the good fight, wake up in the entertaining and I have no blazing issues to you pay for at WLU; re-elect city that never sleeps, and fly like (sung to the of 'Bitchin tune adorn my campaigning platform, Debbie Brooks for the Board of an eagle. Camera') insightful election I have only one basic Directors. So on February 12th, VOTE You may ask yourself, belief: who Every student in this school I am currently in my second lAN TORRES FOR 8.0.D. does this quasi-social business deserves the same opportunity to platforms. 16 FEATURE Thursday February 7. ]%j I

operates: lot of useful knowledge concern- Ted Smith the Student Union Brad Morris More exciting election There is a myth that seems to ex- ing WLUSU and the way it oper- ist with the students that we can- ates as a corporation. I believe When I told my friends I was platforms continued not make a difference. I want you this background knowledge of running for Board of Directors, page 15 to know that anything is possible. WLUSU is necessary for a BOD most of them laughed. But after I from I will do my best to see that it to successfully represent the stu- convinced them I was serious RE-ELECTION! I have just finished my is done. My belief is that the Stu- dents interest. they gave me their support and term as a Board of Director I dent Union needs an injection of As a BOD I would like to that's all I ask of you. In return and also sat as Chairman of new life into the boardroom. All I work with the executives in con- for this, I'll support you every Constitutional Oper- and can promise is a dedicated, honest tinuing the introduction of new way I can next year. ation Development. It was my second year effort and that if there is anything services and improvement of old If I am elected, I assure you I in the student union that any of you, the students, services for the students. As a of the most approach- and re-election is a word will be one that carries would like to talk about or if you result of Laurier's increasing pop- able and helpful among them. I with it a sense of obli- gation and I intend have any questions, my door will ulation, we do have a need to ex- on councils before and to prove that have been to you. always be open. pand and restructure the Students' I have a good idea what it takes to Union and the services it offers. be efficient and effective. Our Many of my This year we saw Wilfs in- school has an excellent heritage colleagues are going to crease in popularity and I believe reputation of which I am make you promises that and they we can increase it further. I quite proud of, and would like to think you want to hear and they'll paint would like to see the service at see this kept at its highest poten- a pretty picture of they Wilfs reviewed and new ideas be tial. what want, but I want to paint picture to developed and implemented to To do this I would try to im- a do what you, the student It is improve service. The introduction prove inner school communica- wants. time they real- of finger at ize, its the students' foods Wilfs would tions. As a student I find it is hard money, not the Boards. As a offer students an alternative to the to find out about upcoming director, our high is to Barry Moulsdale priced food and long line- events. I will try to make it easier commitment you, not our- ups found the Torque and selves; it's time that in for the student population to be- became dominant in the Student Dining Hall. come involved in helping out or Union. experience My with depart- just participating. For those who My name is Barry Moulsdale If re-elected, I plan to ment of Student Activities has me, I'm a general commit and I am running for a position don't know myself to furthering left me to believe we need more economics student, I play for the building ex- on the Student Union Board of annual traditions. Charity Ball pansion which in turn will expand school's rugby team, and when Directors. There are several rea- Sue Jones was a start, now do the student services. I hope great but let's I'm not working as a student also sons behind why I have chosen to to use my experience to something really big for security officer, I can be seen help run for this position, but first and carry your student union Hi! For those of you who Homecoming. staggering around the Turret. into a foremost is to get involved on the BOD, I new term based on a don't know me, I'm Sue Jones As a would like to see Being involved in all this I am restructured students behalf. (yes, the games room girl) and next year's Board set priorities, organization and hierarchy. I am not going to make any frequently around the school, al- I'm hoping to represent the stu- plan and implement new ideas, in though, I still have trouble find- promises that we all know cannot dents on next Board of to past ac- As a director, my job is too years addition building upon ing the library. I also have a good be kept, but there are several work for you and not around you; Directors. I don't want to be just complishments, for the better of grip on the community spirit as I ideas which I would like to dis- another 8.0.D., I want to be students. I am in many respects your em- the all am a resident of nearby Cam- cuss. There have been a lot of one that makes a difference. I believe I have the ideas, ployee and that is how I will bridge. Overall, I feel I am both cosmetic improvements through- For two years I've shown my dedication and enthusiasm neces- reflect on my term to make sure competent and approachable out the school since I arrived last dedication to serving the students sary to make next year's Board of your life as a student at Laurier is enough for the job of Board of year (The Turret, Wilfs, etc.) I via different activities in the Stu- Directors a success; all I need that much more memorable. Directors. Thank for your want the chance to build upon dents' Union. I have volunteered now is your vote. On February you accomplishments and make support. these for Boar's Head Dinner, 12, vote SUE JONES for BOD. time and The only Laurier a school that we can all short-term objective Icebreaker-Orientation 1990, and that you the be proud of. students have ex- I am currently a member of the pressed interest towards a With the building of a is Tur- new Board of Student Activities. ret Hot-line, discussing line-ups, co-ed residence there will a be The Board is responsible for events and capacity; along with large increase in the number of all bands, entertainment and spe- our lounge supervisor I would students involved in on-campus cial events around campus. like to look into this. activities. My goal is to increase Organizing such events take a lot the areas and ideas for involve- of time and hard work. The But, my commitment too for all the as is ment students such dedication I had for the Board of long-term development and the better organization for the Turret Student Activities I would next growth at (i.e. Wilfs as a holding bar, or a of your future here year, apply to the BOD. The or- Experience Turret hotline). It may not be pos- Laurier. is knowl- ganization, commitment, and edge; me prove to sible for these ideas to become let that you. enthusiasm required for Student RE-ELECT! BRING ME BACK reality but you are guaranteed my Activities would prove beneficial total committment. to the position of BOD. AND I'LL BRING YOU FOR- I have learned a lot in my first As a result of working for WARD. two years at Laurier about how WLUSU, I have gained a So, you want to be Editor? □ Cord Editor times but it's a chance at an experi- the publishing aspect of school life. ence that cannot be obtained in any It's a chance for some to attain a other way. Is The Cord not quite what you feeling of fulfillment. Enough of think it should be? Do you have the reasons that are stated in my job aspirations in the publish- description, and I'm under signed ing/journalism field? Apply for the contract to say. position of Cord Editor-in-Chief Being a Director is about in- and spend a year in intense applica- volvement, and it's also about fun. tion in the print business. A Director at Student Publications The job entails more than mere- gets real life experience, which by ly producing the weekly newspa- the way looks good on a resume, in personnel per. The Editor also produces The management and inter- □ WLUSP President WLUer and The Directory for the personal relations. Apart from the The Student is a job that full-time students of WLU over the interaction with all types of Publications President summer months. Three Cord's are people, one gets to work with a defies description: it is what you make it. - the printed during these blistery days □ Six Directors great bunch of students. As a All of the departments of WLUSP - report as the staff gets their feet wet in Director it's up to you how to get Keystone, UT&T, Photo, and Advertising to corpora- preparation for the Fall. Being a Director at Student involved. You can put in your six you as Grand Poobah of this monolithic tion to students. rest year spent Publications means many things for office hours a week and attend the which provides quality services the The of the is finances, working with a staff of 40 many people. For some it's the meetings, or you can help out in the The President must handle contracts, future of volunteers to over the overseeing of the operations of a production of; the Cord, the change light bulbs and plan for the toil printed creativity and pages before you. It's fun, it's edu- student run corporation. For others Keystone Yearbook, Photos, Ads, WLUSP. Exercise your intellect and try for position. cational, and it's bleedin' orrible at it's the chance to get involved in or UT&T. this Application deadline is Thursday, February 14,1991. Do it now in the Cord offices Second floor SUB. PHOTO- synthesis

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THEFUNNIES PAGE CORD'S Thursday February 7, 1991 SCENE 19 The night of the Mourning After beat of Snap's "The Power". The second place winners were a completely different story. Unknown Entity, a horn and four piece kazoo quintet, invoked more than a few laughs from the audience with their red-faced, bulging-eyed performance while Grace and Lindsey, an acousti- cal/vocalist duo, earned a third place finish with their "slit your wrist kind of songs".

Is she a music student?

Not enough can be said about Grace Dueck, the singer of this pair. She surprised a lot of people with her powerful vocal harmonies (clearly demonstrated in "Roam" a B-52 cover tune) and left many-an-observer wondering—"Who is this per- by Chris Skalkos was not large enough to contain son?" Is she a music student? Is their explosive stage presence as Where can you possibly see she single? An outstanding vocal Mclntyre one swank WLUSU president, a (vocalist) Jim display for a Business student. catapulted stage kazoo ensemble, and ten bands himself off and Congratulations should also went into a fit of strut their stuff on one stage in wild convul- go to the entertaining and well sions on the floor. Rantallion one night? Talent Night at the distinguished members of: Per- placed second with impeccable Turret of course. verted Saps In Gross Mental This covers from The Police and The annual event featured a Anguish (alias pSigma), Just barrage of Laurier's Pretenders, while blues purists finest talent Two, Flying By The Seat Of Our in a well organized Bad Sign captured third with and well Pants, and John "the frosh" Siam- equipped by wailing sax playing sad enough to "Although it doesn't look like it, I do have a left arm." show. Hosted an bani (the only comedian of the Emcee's desperate attempt at make a grown hound-dog cry. photo night who swore and joked about by Jo-Ann Julien humour in between sets, the high- The variety category proved sex because he couldn't do it in ly esteemed panel of judges a pretty blue acoustic in to be, well...quite a variety! For high school) for a solid effort. ing) guitar. do it Stew? this contest were judging the per- Backed up by that macho-kind-o- performers example The Rhythm Method, a Special thanks goes out to the Many of the ex- formers on their stage presence, guy Tom Szeibel heating things three piece rock band (or so it only exhibition band of the night. ceeded their allotted time slot and creativity, execution, im- up on guitar, overall seemed) began with a driving WLUSU prez Stuart Lewis and the bass the six I think that this was a great factor pression, and hair-styles. piece band performed two ear- guitar rift that erupted into a his band, simply called The Stew in the contest's outcome. With Peace Night rockers The catching originals before attempt- climatic drum solo. The drummer Live Crew proved to be very only ten minutes maximum on Mourning After stole first place ing Brian Adam's "Summer Of abruptly halted his furious ons- amusing. Stew looked sharp with stage, the polite but quiet in their the band category with laught on the skins to join a his Elvis Presely swinging-pelvis 69". audience were not given the "alternative progressive rock I had the opportunity to speak sunglass clad dance group that and million dollar smile, chance to fully enjoy each per- sound". stage, apparently, with Stuart Lewis after set The emerged on stage to the funky brandishing (and actually play- their formance. This event, however, and couldn't help but notice that was an honest display of Laurier not a single hair was out of place. talent and above a 11... very enjoy- Absolutely amazing! How do you able.

"Sit back down, I'm not done." photo by Jo-Ann Julien

"Simon says lift your right leg and nobody gets hurt." photo by Chris Skalkos the cord | 20 SCENE Thursday February 7. 1991 I Sheila Maki's abstract art by J.R. Artinger major influence on her work teacher she was able to hold on to music and math are not her in- her sanity through her art. She The art of Sheila Maki is spiration. has since come to regard her art presently on view in the Aird Her inspiration for a certain as a method of play in which the Building's Concourse Gallery. idea or work, she says, could be technical is controlled by the Her work on view consists entire- triggered by anything and she creative as she believes all art ly of abstract expressionist prints. will work on a piece until she should be. Except for a few courses in feels it is finished. She states that The notion of play is central printmaking, Maki is basically a theoretically it is possible for her to her artistic beliefs and evident self taught artist Much of the in- to work on one piece infinitely in her work. Her abilities to cap- fluence on her art is surprisingly but she stops when she feels she ture the feeling of motion and to from the worlds of music and has expressed all that she needs combine organic shapes with ge- math. Both realms, she says, al- to. ometric shapes are definite low her to think abstractly. In Through her life experiences strengths of her work. In an odd spite of the fact that they are a as a housewife, mother and sort of way, the works that she creates remind me of those of Clyfford Still, a favourite artist of mine. In various prints, Maki uses Has abstract expressionism had its day? Music Notes images taken from photos to maps to articles all of which give by Chris put Skalkos her work a pleasant collage ef- Should it be to rest? fect. Her print "Coming and Going" is best representative of 1963**Actor Clint Eastwood attempted to capitalize on his popular this and is one of my Rawhide TV role as cowpoke Rowdy Yates, with a Country & West- favourite em single called "Rowdy". pieces in the exhibition. In spite of the fact that the 1974**KISS, the latest glam-rock band to totter out of New York, titles for her works are quite consists of four members who conceal their identities behind a tray poetic, she claims that she is "not full of war-paint and flame-throwing antics. Their heavy metal music much of a poet or a writer," but has been described as juvenile escapism shot through with blatant that she is in fact a "visual sexual fantasy. writer". 1984**Detroit-born 25-year-old Madonna Louise Ciccone, better Personally, I feel that abstract-expressionism known as "Madonna" has released her first album which completed has had its three weeks in the US top twenty. time and should be put to rest. In any case, the work of Sheila Maki STAR QUOTE is a worthy show to see. Abstract- Chrissie Hynde's opinion on Kiss. expressionism is a personal expe- rience and, as a result, this show "Kiss is an essay in rock mapnerisms, and stale ones at that...even is not to be missed. It runs until after eating a can of beans, they think every little fart is its own self- Feb. 14th in the Concourse Gal- contained composition—but perhaps I'm being too kind." lery of the Aird Building. 1991 GRADS SAVE 10% on your Graduation Ring on caravan'm SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!! WEDNESDAY! The Campus Canada Caravan is on the road again, coming III Watch for booth " to a campus near you any day now. our (5U ■ I LI If I during the day to get your "Free Bag Of Stuff," and then drop by our pub night to win fabulous prizes in our draw. DAYS Wilfrid Laurier University RING VOU COULD THE TURRET-evening

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© Panasonic , Texas # HITACHI RSTlTSiil WARNER MUSIC INSTRUMENTS In the Concourse CANADA the cord Thursday February 7. 1991 SCENE 21 Two views of an outstanding film splendiferous(Sorry, when you gunfire bomb-blasting blood and American Way. write a mushy review like this guts solid flesh melting madness. There are, of course, elements you run out of adjectives.) A scream. of tragedy and romance in the So even if you're not an And there are heroes. Lt. Jake film. Once the smoke has cleared, English Maj, Shakespeare fan or Grafton (Brad Johnson) is a rebel; you'll see that there is one impor- an admirer of Mel's butt, Hamlet a manly man with boyish charm. tant casualty to consider. A pilot is a good see. "He's no Superman", wrote one is dead. Grafton writes to the wife Unless of course Flight of the reviewer. "He's a sensitive man in some very tender moments. Intruder is 0n... caught up in the dilemmas of This provides the film, along with war". Along with Johnson, it stars the scenes of off-duty Top Guns Willem Dafoe (Platoon, Born on chasing down prostitutes, with by Steve Burke the Fourth of July, Off Limits), one of its love interests — an who really knows what he's uninteresting widow played by doing because he's an actual The unpleasant post-game Rosanna Arquette. veteran of Viet Nam movies. analysis of Viet Nam continues in And there are plenty of smil- Hollywood, where the replay's ing villains. Sneaky demons that the thing, dropping us back in the Bureacracy is creep through the trees and snipe jungle with Flight of the In- our good men with shells. The truder. This latest look at how destroyed in the U.S. may have lost the first round the home team beat the favourite but it fires back with 70mm is by John Milius (Red name of patriotism propaganda. The movie's "This sword is bloody sharp." directed Dolby Dawn), the man who had us be- message is simple: get thee to the lieve that the Reds could fly into Danny Glover puts in time as navy. Hamlet, by fj kirby talent for the off-beat to an unsuspecting American ham- the barking squadron leader, Your decision to see, or not to bringing out the plays much ig- let. trying to keep the men in line by see, Flight of the Intruder will It's all very warped. nored humour. Flight of the Intruder has all reminding them, "This is no kin- probably depend on whether Somewhere on the coast of By the same token, Gibson the elements of what its ad- dergarten". But these men are real you're lapping up the coverage of Scotland, an Italian Director, plays some scenes with controlled vertisements promise as "a great men. They break the rules. They the Gulf War, and how enticed directs and Australian actor, play- understatement. The most famous action adventure". won't risk their lives by bombing you are by the ads for this movie. ing a Danish prince in a play by a and most frequently over-acted It has great action and adven- negligible targets; they "know the I'm sick of hearing about the Gulf British playwrite. soliloquy in Shakespeare, 'To be ture. Frustrated by the com- difference between dyin' for and from what I'd seen and read, Standard Hollywood stuff, or not to be....' is quietly brilliant, promises made by the military to somethin' and dyin' for nuthin'". I thought this movie looked really right? Well, not quite. Some- and the subtlety of Hamlet's one- appease the politicians, a fighter Bureaucracy is destroyed in the stupid. where along the way they forgot sided conversation with the skull pilot goes AWOL and starts to name of patriotism and com- So I decided to see Hamlet to be glitzy, schmaltzy, uncrea- of Yorick is fabulous. choose his own targets. And this radery: "The only thing they can instead. It was outstanding; you tive and unoriginal and they ac- The other roles are obviously is where the fun starts. It's great count on is each other". It's the should see it too. cidentally produced something supporting. Bates, as Claudius worth the $7.50 it costs to get into and Close as Gertrude are rela- a theater. tively dull. Although Close plays Franco Zepherelli's recent the character with the sexiness adaptation of the Shakespeare that the Oedipal script demands, play Hamlet which stars Mel she doesn't demonstrate the real Gibson as Hamlet as well as struggle of Gertrude, her torn Glenn Close, Paul Scofield, and love. Alan Bates succeeds time after The casting of Academy time to produce an original and award winning actor, Paul powerful movie. Scofield as Hamlet Sr. adds a The timelessness and emotion great dimension to the whole of the play itself doesn't hurt the play. It gives the ghost a real effort any, but...the secret's dramatic presence on the screen out..Mel Gibson is more than just which is not often the case. Gen- a great butt. erally the ghost is an ethereal Gibson takes on the role of non-entity who drifts on and off Hamlet with no apologies for his stage (read camera) without great big screen priors. effect. We have seen him play the Another remarkable touch in crazy before, as Lethal this production is the amazing An all-star cast is assembled for this one. Weapon's psycho-cop, Marty scenery. Ok, so Scotland isn't Riggs and Gibson brings this Denmark, but the coast is "I just can't see her any more. She actually SUMMER JOBS CAMP had the nerve to say to me 'why don't we go Jim\VHITF.PINF somewhere else, look there must be EMPLOYMENT AVAILABLE HALIBURTON, ONTARIO some place as cool as Phil's right?' MONTHS Wrong" MANY STUDENTS AT WILFRID LAURIER AJLREADY WO WHITE PINE! 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If they have hoe-downs in Hell, Rawlins Cross probably has a solid gig for all eternity, I bet you never thought that a self respecting university student could like the bagpipes and trumpet, but you are in for a pleasant surprise. It seems almost unbelievable but this band really rocks and makes even Stuart Lewis tap his toes a little bit The whole tape has a Celtic, Rockabilly style that will leave you 'reeling'. {C'mon, every reviewer is allowed to have one bad pun.) Based in Newfoundland, the five piece band has taken some tradi- tional music of the area and modernized it with keyboards and elec- tric guitars. Singer Dave Panting is not outstanding, but has a strong bar band style voice and good guitar skills, which makes up for a slight lack of range. His best effort comes on the song "Colleen", a rowdy song about a woman about town. Master musician lan McKinnon is the key to this unique band, The ACME Co. asks... playing not only the bagpipes, but also the trumpet and tin whistle (oh, yeah, I forgot about that common R&R instrument). He even drops in a few vocals to round out his talent. Hearing him by A.D. well beyond possession. on "Mae- Pherson's Lament" is guaranteed to make you think of the Moors in Is Wile E. Coyote the Anti-Christ? 2. WILE E. is GOD the UK. If Wile E. can be the Anti-Christ, can he not The opening track, "Wild Rose", and the "Traditional Farmer's Recently on Cheers, Cliff asked, "Is Wile E. also be God? Although the coyote chases the Road Daughter/High Reel give the best examples of how the old has been Coyote the anti-Christ?" Runner, he has never actually harmed the bird. In spiced up with the new to create the Rawlins Cross sound. Key- Many Bugs Bunny experts were puzzled by this fact, one might argue that the Road Runner is the boardist Geoff Panting, brother to Dave, adds in some exciting notes theoretical question. Wile E. is actually the Anti- Devil since he inflicts continuous pain on Wile E. on "Mountainside" and the one female in the band is steady on the If 1 Christ, many unanswerable questions will finally be drums throughout the album. solved. 3. WILE E. is the ANTI-CHRIST The major drawback to this album is that CBC has done an abys- Three possible answers: Wile E. can eat a dynamite sandwich and walk mal job in distributing these guys out of Newfoundland. They have away from it. The coyote falls off approximately been featured on CFNY's Indie Hour twice and Sam's HMV and Dr. 1. WILE E. Coyote is justPOSSESSED 8.2 cliffs every week and yet we've never seen him Disc all have had requests for the tape but cannot get shipment. How- Is there strong enough evidence to prove that break a bone. Wile E. has been hit by trains, buses, ever, the other day I saw the cassette, just one though, at Dr. Disc, so Wile. E is the Anti-Christ, or is he merely pos- steam rollers etc., and he's never said "f&%s!" it is possible for them to get it If you can find it, you will notice the sessed? You can't kill Lucifer and hence you can't kill low quality of the tape and cover right away. It isn't even available on A) The coyote uses dynamite to hunt small Wile E. The Statistical information presented above cd or vinyl. C'mon b'ys, just because you are a crown corporation birds. proves beyond a reasonable doubt that Wile E. doesn't mean you have to lose money. Rawlins Cross is lucky that B) Wile E. never starves to death, although he Coyote is the actual Anti-Christ. their music can sell itself because they sure aren't getting much help hasn't eaten in 34 years. from Radio-Canada. If you can find it, and are willing to shell out C) Wile. E. never gets hurt, and realistically he NEXT WEEK: How does Wile E. bypass 5)14.99 for it, A Turn of the Wheel offers a refreshing change from should die 7.5 times a show. government legislation dealing with the private pur- Top 40, that's for sure. The evidence clearly indicates that Wile E. is chase of TNT? Sean Martell TOPI ° I SSpir

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PEAKS by: F.B.I. Agent Frankie's lost BEAT MARTIN WALKER 5) Deputy Andy and Dick got talking about poor Finally! After weeks of pseudo-boring Nicky's past. Apparently, the brat is not the storylines going on and on, we finally had an inter- little anti-Christ and, in fact, just had a bad childhood. I his venom esting Twin Peaks episode. We even get to watch personally would be checking the kid for "666" Twin Peaks two weeks in a row. Now that's a first! Twin Peaks is on next Saturday at its regular time marks on his head. Josie with the other members of period of 10pm on Global. 6) Thomas Eckhart is here! Just checking in is By James Neilson Packard's boss, trying to hunt her down. Also, re- Teenage Head and they put out an By Odin's bushy beard the Lee, Josie's assistant? Evidently, he's album called Electric Guitar So now we know the story of Wyndom Earie. member Mr. Lounge is a frosty lair! Hoodoo 1988. Don't ever buy it, its a Last week, slick Cooper related the details of Crazy DEAD. Could sweet young Josie have done the Every derelict, junkie, stripper Wyndom and the lady he was protecting for the dirty deed? Naahhh! She's much too nice to be a and smack addict in Kitchener Witness Protection Plan. Evidently, the woman that murderer. managed to file into the top floor Back to basics both Cooper and Earle were protecting, that Dash- 7) More very strange photography on the part of ofthe Mayfair Hotel to escape the ing Dale fell in love with, was ole Wyndom Earle's David Lynch. Also, expect another guest ap- cold last Friday night. There was wife! Gee, Dale, do ya think ya should have done pearance by FBI Chief Gordon Cole (a.k.a. Dave little heat save for the collective God-awful waste of vinyl. that? Our visionary agent told Sheriff Truman that Lynch) tore-instate Cooper as an FBI Agent. warmth of our bodies rubbing It was with great delight I re- not only did he believe that Wyndom was against one another in close con- member heading down to Dallas responsible for killing his own wife (that bastard!) I'm really starting to hate William Hurley. Not tact. Teenage Head was entertain- for their first reunion show in the but Wyndom also feigned his own madness. Also, only is he boring, but he is also quite stupid. Lover ing a rabble of soup kitchen summer of 1989. They were fan- the man that was found dead in Harry's office was Evelyn sabotaged her hubby's car that Willy was vagrants with the enthusiasm of a tastic back then. Loud, drunk and definitely killed by Wyndom Earle since he had a working on so that he can be blamed for murder. Las Vegas lounge act. very energetic. The same guys particular knife wound below his chest lhat is the The guy that was swapping spit with Evelyn last thai used to blow the Rockpile trade mark of the evil ex-Agent. week was none other than her true lover -plotting to Bass frequencies and the Leisure Palace apart at pet rid of Evelyn's millionaire hubby. Furthermore, those geeky little all-ages shows In other weird story lines: loser William takes her advice to run away once the we saw when we were sixteen. 1) Heal-grinder Hank is residing in the hospital cops arrive at the door. Does he not realize that he were established Ten years in the music business thanks to She-Devil Nadine's wrestling holds. Hank is being framed? Does he not even suspect what is hadn't done them any harm. The may have to go back to jail for parole violations. going on? Have I been watching Twin Peaks too A Hamilton act called Tiny Head could still cook. Meanwhile, hubby Ed is worrying about what hap- long? Tim and the Sins got things Back to basics is the buzz- pens if Nadine ever gets any of her classmates in started. Like most Steeltown word of the nineties. Back to the the sack! Now that's a scary thought! I checked the credits at the end of the show to bands they played solid rock n' banal is what happened to 2) Big bad Leo Johnson just ain't the vegetable he see who played the dead man in Harry's office. The roll relying heavily on the holy Teenage Head. It was a dark day used to be. After staggering disillusioned into the credits listed a "Craig MacLachlan" as the dead trinity of power chords E, A & G. indeed to see Frankie Venom sing forest, he met Wyndom Earle in an abandoned goon. Is this a relation to our friend Kyle? I just Fuzzboxes abounded and the Elvis covers and then a Dwight cabin. I'm sure they'll make best o' friends. don'tknow. strongly miked drums thumped Yoakam tune. All their classic 3) Both brother Jerry and the spacey Dr. Jacoby my cerebral cortex back and forth stuff from Frantic City and End- watched Benny Home make his final assault on Anyway, with the death of Evelyn's husband, and back and forth. less Party was in the set they did. Washington. Jacoby believes that Ben playing Civil the new Grand Total Death Count has reached an The Sins' bass player messed It was just devoid of enthusiasm. War will help him combat his own emotional prob- all new high of eleven with anticipations that it may up his amp for a while and the Frankie got more excited telling a lems. Ya, right! reach fifteen by the end of the season! Oh, what a lead singer proved he came from Buffalo Bills fan to fuck off than 4) Boot licking Bobby was informed by Audrey goal! Until next week, though, in the words of Pete the same home town as punk he did for any musical number. Jiorne that all orders are now coming from her! the poodle, "Catherine, I forgot the weenies." rocks clown prince, Mickey De He did have a cool pair of Cow- Sadest of Forgotten Rebels fame. boy boots though! One saving Just like the Mickster Tim pep- grace at least. pered the audience with three or Acoustic guitars too! I mean four very awful jokes. Bass fre- come on Teenage Head is sup- quencies were reestablished and posed to be loud, damn loud. the band continued with three or Your ears are supposed to ring for four not so awful tunes. The set days after one of their shows. It ended quickly. Praise the Lord, just didn't happen Friday night. now pass the beer nuts. They've gotten old, they've got- Teenage Head has been back ten boring. Praise the Lord, now together now for about two years. pass the Geritol. Bottoms up For a little while lead singer Frankie, I'm gonna go make Frankie Venom went solo with myself a cup of Ovaltine and read his own band, Frankie Venom a good book. 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Cafe Laurier in the Torque Amnesty International Movie Room Bpm to midnight. Night 5:30-7:30 in room 3-309. *ilh ... . „ .... Gulf „ Film to be announced. r s Peace and the University Chapel Worship Ser- isnm,i am "Two speaker Abd a Theatre Laurier presents vice at the Keffer Memorial , Schoo o AIESEC Nite at Wilf's. Be there Cord staff meeting 2:30 pm. Visions of Hell" 8:00 pm in Chapel, Waterloo Lutheran AIESEC Plant Sale in the Con- AIESEC Plant Sale In the Con- Islamic 7.3 pm. orßeThere! room IEI. $3 students/$5 adults. Seminary 11:00 am. course. course. Room IEI Thursday February 7, 1991 Brock Greenhalgh, Editor 27 SPORTS to who? Bailey shy lost LaurierAndrew goals and maybe we fell a bit by Cord Sports in our defensive responsibilities... sometimes the puck just won't go Looking at the stats from last in the net," remarked a somber Wednesday's game with the Wayne Gowing. However, the Ryerson Rams, you'd never be- puck seemed to have little prob- lieve the score. The Hawk offense lem finding its way past Hawk launched a rubber assault on the goalie Mike Matuszek. After sit- Ram net, pelting Ryerson goal- ting out a game, Matuszek was tender Paul Reid with sixty-one anything but sharp surrendering shots. Laurier dominated the low- eight goals, including a couple ly Rams for the entire sixty soft ones on only twenty one minutes but much to the chagrin sporadic shots. of the few Hawk supporters that Reid slammed the door on the bothered to show up at the Bub- Hawks time after time as he was ble, Ryerson skated away with a tested from every angle im- 9-6 up-set of the Hawks, handing aginable. The winning goal came W.L.U. its third straight loss. The at 14:10 of the final frame when setback killed Laurier's outside Ram backliner Tim Bent snapped chance for a first place finish. a soft shot past a glazed Matus- Laurier had been looking to get zek. Minutes later the Rams got back on track against the sadsack another goal courtesy of Caslag- Rams, after suffering two con- nette when he potted his third of secutive losses to the Warriors. the night for insurance purposes, The victory was only the third of beating right Matuszek between photo the campaign for the lame Rams the pads. Caslagnette sealed the Something is not quite right here. by Harvey Luong against thirteen losses. victory in the final minute of play Rick Bent gave the Rams the power play, tying the score. After their last four games. All their Mark Caslagnette sparked the scooping the disk in to a vacated lead, Mike Dahle knocked it Tim Bent connected from the losses have come on foreign ice Ram attack with a four goal ef- Hawk net. home for his seventh of the year point at 11:49to give Ryerson the and have been by one goal fort, while Tim and Rick Bent Peter Choma had chopped the on a delayed penalty call, making lead, Marc Lyons found the mark margins. both tallied twice. Marc Lyons deficit to one with a shot that it 6-6. The Hawks outshot the three minutes later to get the Meanwhile the Warriors were chipped in a pair for the Hawks. deflected of a Ram defender's visitors 22-8 in the third period. Hawks even. moving in the opposite direction, The Hawks took the ice look- glove past Reid into the top shelf Caslagnette had opened the In the middle period Jim Neish squeaking past the Gryphs 4-3 in ing to fly high but unfortunately before Steve Purves replied with night's proceedings, scoring at and Rick Bent tallied for the O.T. and clobbering the never quite got off the ground. the equalizer, beating Reid up- 1:52 of the first period before Rams to stretch the Ryerson lead Laurentian Voyageurs 6-2 last "We felt we had to get a lot of stairs at 8:33 of the third. After Dan Rintche converted a Hawk to 4-2. The lone Laurier sniper in week. With the wins, Waterloo the period was Marc Lyons when clinched the O.U.A.A West divi- he found the mark, converting sion and improved their mark to Don Oberle's drive from the blue 15-0-2. The Waterloo Warriors line. will likely supplant the Calgary At present, the Hawks rest un- Dinosaurs as the #1 team in the Bobby Hull in comfortably in second place with national rankings next week. Wilf's? twenty points. The Guelph Before being sidelined with a by f.j. kirby because he has the inside line on me. He was big and scar-faced, Gryphons and the hot Windsor broken leg Laurier center Mike Cord Sports the House of Masters. It was be- like a pre-helmet hockey player Lancers are breathing down Maurice had been making a cause this guy personifies the should be. He winked and smiled Laurier's neck, with nineteen mockery of the O.U.A.A. scoring You remember that COKE com- Golden Age of hockey. and shook my hand. I am points. The Mustangs hold down race. mercial with "Mean" Joe Green Big, brash and nimble, he could fortunate enough to sport a few fifth place, with eighteen points, Even though he has been out of skate, shoot, score and the kid? I do. and fight with scars myself and an oft broken eight clear of the Brock Badgers. action for a month, as of last I used to dream about such equal ferocity. nose. Trois Rivieres continues to week his 39 points still lead the The snipers and toughs brushes with fame as a youngin'. like "You play hockey son?" he surprise their opponents, record- league, and was second best in Hull, Orr, Clarke, Howe, Schultz Now that I'm all grown up how- asked in a voice that would send ing back to back weekend losses the C.I.A.U. points derby. I don't idealize the (OK, so Dave probably thought ever, personae Probert running scared. in Toronto. On Friday Les As the season winds down the of sports figures and stars the puck was for throwing at movie "Ya, Mr Hull" I whimpered, Patriotes were knocked off 6-5 by Hawks sked gets busy as they like I used to. people.) These guys built the pre- "I'm a goal-tender though." This the York Yeomen and the next welcomed the Brock Badgers to why, on Thursday, I Gretzky legacies of the '70's and So was was great, me and the Golden Jet. day suffered a 5-4 setback at the the Bubble last night. Tonight lined up in Wilfs like a sky-eyed '80's when men where men and "Well that's ok pal, there's got hands of the Varsity Blues. they make the short trip up to six year old to shake hands with refs were afraid. to be some of them too." Christ U.Q.T.R. had skated to thirteen Moo U to graze with the talented the Golden As I walked up to the Jet his Jet? what a truism. straight victories before dropping Gryphs at 7:30. Not because he's Brett's dad or vitality impressed the hell out of "So who do you like for the Cup this Year" He asked. The six diamonds in his Stanley Cup ring caught the light. The last year Playoff bound Chicago won the Cup. "I'm a fan, I Boston Bobby" by Anna Dongelmans playoffs due to the Guelph loss to can't believe I called him Cord Sports Western last week. Now they are 'Bobby'. This week the women's vol- competing with Lakehead for the " You must be a real dedicated leyball team played against the third and fourth spot. With three fan son." he quipped, laughing at McMaster Marauders. After a matches left, if our Hawks win his own joke. tremendous first game, the Lady against Waterloo and Windsor, "Never say Die" I countered, Hawks unfortunately lost in four. they are guaranteed a third place "Thanks for the autograph." Our women came out strong and finish. Obviously our Lady "Thanks Kid" had a great performance. They Hawks want to end up in third so It must be nice, knowing you'll stuck close in points throughout as to avoid meeting York in the never die. These guys live the entire game but fell behind by first round. They are, however, forever. Every time some kid a narrow margin to lose it. The preparing for all possibilities. picks up a hockey stick or team rallied around and took the League play continues this watches a game on TV a part of third game but could not sustain a week with two home games, last what you've given the game is win overall. night against Waterloo and Friday reborn. on Our women have been as- versus Brock. Of course, fan sup- The Golden Jet Photo by Tony Burke Heroes ice. Christ, will I ever grow up? sured of a spot in the divisional port is expected! — the cord. 28 SPORTS Thursday February 7. 199] Double barrel blast by Rob Cresswell Warriors our Hawks still have some tough luck. They travelled Cord Sports only one victory for their efforts. down to Western where they The fact that in the past eight were somewhat wiped out by the Tough times for the Golden days they have played three of #1 team, then off to #8 Mac Hawks basketball team are going Canada's top 8 teams doesn't where once again things went on right now and depending upon help either. After their upset vic- cold, finally entertaining #5 last night's rematch with the UW tory over Brock, Laurier has had Guelph on the home court. "Not an ideal situation for a rookie hoop team but things get brighter each day," said Jefferies. Our playoff hopes now look dis- mal but with UW last night and Windsor coming up, hopefully we won't end up with double fig- JOCKSHORTS ures in the loss column. THURSDAY FEBRUARY 7 MAC LAURIER 65 HOCKEY- The Hawkey Hawks will be travelling that twenty-odd 103 Down to Hamilton went the minutes to the University of Guelph to do battle on the ice. The puck boys to play the Marauders all day drops (and possibly gloves) at 7:30 pm. #8 We were kept out long and unfortunately caught them at photo by Jen Kuntz their best, while Laurier was at FRIDAY FEBRUARY 8 their worst. Coach Jefferies feels Deep with 17 and Shaun Roach derstatement as the Hawks VOLLEYBALL (MEN AND WOMEN)- Brock comes to town in a were 2 game was quite with 10. A big loss and with for 17 from 3-point range and a big way to take on both of our spiking squads. Head down to the that this similar to Brock game and Guelph arriving on Saturday, pathetic 5 of 15 from the Athletic Complex at 6:00 pm to see the men and 8:00 pm for the the had foul things were not looking much line. This team cannot be women. Laurier been shooting half success- decent, the score would have better. ful when these two areas suffer. On the defense SATURDAY FEBRUARY 9 been close. However, things however, GUELPH 85 - LAURIER 67 Laurier played a BASKETBALL (MEN AND WOMEN)- McMaster sends its best to didn't go that way and we got very strong With the powerhouse game. "Anytime you can meet us on the hardwood here at home. Men's tip off is at 2:00 pm blown out, at least on the hold Gryphons in town the Hawks Guelph in the 80's you and five hours later you can catch the women hit the court. scoreboard. Mac was simply know overpowering as they out- knew they would have to come you've played good defense," out firing and once again un- said coach Jefferies. Although HOCKEY- The Royal Military College's limping hockey team rolls rebounded the Hawks 59-23, shot 25-30 free throws, guard Jeff fortunately they fired blanks. Eric Hammonds netted 31 points into the Bubble. Hopefully, we can shoot this dying horse and add an- Zownin was 9-11 from 3-point With a sizable crowd on hand to and 11 rebounds, the Hawks held other to our win column. 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| when ordering. the cord Thursday February 7. 1991 SPORTS 29 Tough times for women's basketball by Jeff Dragich Hawks' last chance to turn the played particularly well. She Cord Sports momentum came with 6:41 left in scored 16 points while matched the game. With the Hawks trail- up against a two-time all- The Lady Hawk Hoopsters ing 46-39, Mac's all-star guard Canadian [Heather McKay], and had a tough couple of games last Vicki Harrison was whistled for on defense she made a couple of week recording losses to an intentional offensive foul nice steals. McMaster and Guelph. These against Jen Field. The penalty for "Sue Eagleson's play was a defeats all but eliminated any the foul (two free throws plus the real bright spot. She chipped in hopes for the squad to qualify for ball) gave Laurier the opportunity 12 points, and did a pretty good the playoffs. for a six point swing, coupled job defensively. The thing that MCMASTER 58 LAURIER 46 with the lost Marauder posses- impressed me most about her This game was much closer sion. However, Field converted play is that she looked to set up than the score indicated. The only one free throw, and on the her teammates in good position to Golden Hawks travelled to ensuing possession, point guard score. We need to see more of Hamilton last Wednesday and Holly Bourne turned the ball over that every game." gave the second-place Marauders for a Mac bucket and a 48-40 Lindley concluded by stating, a good scare on their home court lead. "That team is the same as the one The Hawks jumped out to a Overall, head coach Sue Lind- that finished third in the country quick 4-0 lead. The team was ex- ley was satisfied with the effort. last year minus one all-Canadian. ecuting its offense well. Laurier "I was happy to stay with them. They have lots of experience and built its biggest lead of the half to We definitely gave them a scare. know to win a basketball game. I 18-11 with 6:36 left. Then Mac, We played fairly well, played thought we played respectably, which started out very flat, woke consistently throughout the game. but they were too much for us up, and eventually took their first "The last three minutes, we down the stretch. Mac plays a lead of the game, 19-18, with turned the ball over and didn't get really tough, hard-nosed pressure 4:07 to go. The score was 23-22 good scoring opportunities. So defense. They just go after the for McMaster at the half. we had to foul to get the ball, ball all the time. They are so per- The Hawks held the lead for they hit their free throws, and it sistent and they get some easy scores off those turnovers." several minutes early in the sec- ended up a 12 point spread." Battling for the ball ond half, but fell behind for good Jen Field led the Laurier at- GUELPH 55 LAURIER 46 photo by Jen Kunu at 31-30 with 15:22 to go. The tack with 16 points. Sue Eagleson The Lady Hawks were look- Marauders turned up their pres- added 12 points, and Janice Field ing to gain some revenge on the still in the ball game." trying to help the tea. And the sure defense and forced a number had 10. home court last Saturday for an However the Gryphons pres- plan failed." of Laurier turnovers. The Lady Lindley commented that, "Jen earlier loss to the Gryphons, and sure defense was too much for the In contrast to the Hawks one- try to take over fifth place from Hawks. And when Janice man show, Guelph spread the Guelph. managed just 3 second-half scoring around, two players liie first half was fairly even- points, the offense was in trouble. netted 10 each to lead the team, ly matched. While Guelph led Laurier scored only 16 points the and ten players scored. Also, the most of the time, the Hawks were entire second half. Gryphons rotated those ten always within striking distance. Lindley explained why the players in and out to play forty The half was clearly the Janice pressure defense was so success- minutes of pressure defense. Field Show, as the third year ful. "Pressure defense works in Their depth wore the Hawks out. guard exploded for 18 first-half two ways, to create turnovers, Lindley added one final ob- points. The Gryphons led 36-30 and to distract the other team servation. "The other factor in the at intermission. from doing what they want in the game was having to sit Jen on the Lindley evaluated the first half-court offense. Guelph's pres- bench so much [with foul half. "Janice had an outstanding sure was effective on both fronts. trouble]. She played maybe eight first half- she was the dominant "Our philosophy is to break minutes in the first half and eight player on the floor. I don't know the pressure down on one or two more in the second. We need to what happened, but our players passes, get a two or three-on-one, have Jen on the floor more than just stood around and watched, and take advantage of the situa- that at both ends, for offense and they didn't score much at all. tion. We didn't create the ad- defense." "Our defense played well the vantage situations, and we were Janice finished the day with first fourteen minutes. Then we looking for them when they 21 points. Jen added 10 in limited got lazy, started fouling, and gave weren't there. What we needed to minutes. The rest of the team them some easy points from the do was reorganize and set up and managed 15 points combined. free throw line. We have to make run an organized offense. We just LOOSE FEATHERS According the other team earn their scores. It didn't do it often enough." to Lindley, the Mac game was "a seemed like we fouled somebody The coach went on to explain huge, huge improvement from every possession down the wire. why Janice cooled off after inter- when we played them in a tourna- "I told the team at the half that mission. "I told Janice I wanted to ment in November"...The Hawks I really didn't think we played try to get more contribution from remain in sixth place in the very well on defense, and we the others (because we needed OWIAA West with a 2-6 record. weren't crisp and sharp on the more players to get involved in They are ahead of Windsor and break and half-court offense. But, the offense to win). So that might Waterloo, each with one we said to ourselves that we have taken away from her indi- win...Mac visits the A.C. this Sat- ...hovering above the court... photo by Jen Kuntz didn't play very well and we're vidual play because she was urday for a rematch. WHY NOT SHOOTERS ON THURSDAYS?! 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In arguab- and Edmonton's Don Poort is Sigma Chi's comeback Cord Sports ly tie against Calgary clinched*a bye in the her best game of the season, now tied as both players now then-league-leading first-round of the playoffs plus a Waterloo goalie Mary-Jo Rehm Montreal. have 24 points on Mammolini's This tie ended Toronto's six- Both the regular season shot at the OV Trophy with this stopped 25 shots in the first two single assist and Poort's two as- game losing champions and both scoring titles a periods, including three skid...Nominations win over shorthanded Toronto sists. for the Molson Tamiae Awards are still uncertain: this is what the team. Leading team breakaways, until Winnipeg's their to vic- Daryl Martinson, Bruce Jack- Banquet to be held at Wilf s on stretch run should be all about. tory third period barrage. were the boys from AIW son, Jon Rigby, and Jeff Jacobs March 12 at 9:00 pm will be an- With each team having only one Little House — Kyle Kitchen, Winnipeg sniper Mike Ponic scored for Vancouver. Goal nounced game following Reading remaining in the Molson Alex Heron, Kerry Lynch, Dave scored two goals and added two scorers for Edmonton were Brent Week. Individual Hockey awards will be Tamiae League schedule, McGowan and Kenny Irwin- assists in the game, and Mark Van Lahr, Dave Johnson, and presented to the Most first place overall has yet to be Burton and Valuable who each played solid two-way Brent Downer con- Rob Allison. Edmonton goalie Player, Rookie of the Year, Top decided. And the two teams that hockey and combined for six tributed three points each. Dave Todd Henkusens played brilliant- Defenseman, Top Goalie, Most have a shot at the Old Vienna scored points in the game, including two Serviss both goals for ly in the contest Sportsmanlike Player, and the Trophy for finishing with the best Waterloo. goals by Heron. Top ten scorers ICE CHIPS...This week's Molson Top Scorers. Also at the banquet A Division record-Calgary and VANCOUVER Bill Gourley and Brad Tubman 4 EDMONTON3 Player of the Week is Simon Ail-Star teams will be announced Montreal-- meet this Sunday at also had two points each. Vancouver led 4-1 after the Jiminez (brother of Nick, son of and given prizes along the with Waterloo Bubble to determine Potential THL Award second period and held on for a Flicka) from Toronto Sigma Chi. presentations to the Players regular of the season supremacy. nominees John Smith and Jim 4-3 victory. The race for the Mil- The hardworking winger out of Week, playoff MVP, regular Calgary sea- currently leads Doty replied for Toronto. ler Division scoring title between Toronto scored a goal and added son champions and Mullin- Montreal by one point in the QUEBEC 5 MONTREAL 1 Vancouver's Paul Mammolini an assist in the third period of his Nesbitt Cup winners. standings with a 9 and 3 record. Montreal better hope that they Although having lost both its don't have to face Quebec in the games versus Montreal, Calgary playoffs. In a game that featured is in this position after help from the Wolnik Division's top two Toronto and Quebec last week. scorers in Montreal's Brad THEHAWKTHE WEEK OF In these matches, Toronto looked Carnegie and Quebec's Rick strong in coming back from a 3-0 Boyco, Quebec continued its deficit to tie Montreal 3-3, and domination of Montreal with this Quebec, the only team to defeat convincing win, its third in as Montreal this season, cruised to a many outings. Boyco had a goal 5-1 victory over the Montreal and an assist for Quebec to move club. within two points of league lead- Both Calgary and Montreal ing Carnegie, who was held off will receive byes in the first the score sheet. Quebec's Brian round of the playoffs. The other Pearson scored two goals and * Mullin-Nesbitt Cup playoff added an assist, while teammate * berths have been secured by Corey Leonard played a strong

Quebec, Vancouver, Winnipeg defensive game. • and Toronto, with the Sigma Chi WINNIPEG 7 WATERLOO 2 . * * crew's post-season anticipation Waterloo led 1-0 after the first * dependent upon them resolving period and were only behind 3-1 management difficulties. after two before succumbing to

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by Chris Dodd nesday was no exception. The could not come up big when it the nationally ranked Marauder Hawks then this is a huge week Cord Sports McMaster Marauders made the needed to. Although Mac is a team. for the squad. The highly touted trip from Hamilton and systemati- tough squad Laurier could have "Mac did nothing spectacular" 'black plague' from Waterloo in- The Wilfrid Laurier Men's cally dismantled the lacklustre put up more of a struggle. It said assistant coach Steve Davis, vaded the A.C. last night and volleyball team has had a rough squad from Laurier. The team certainly was quite a different "we simply weren't ready to Brock arrives at Laurier on Fri- time of it since returning from dropped three straight games, 15- team than the one which marched play." The fact that the team was day. The guys are certainly their Christmas break and Wed- 9, 15-9, 15-2. It seems the team into Mac in November and beat not ready to play a team the capable of beating Waterloo if calibre of Mac has to have the they can put together a solid ef- coaches worried. It is obvious fort. However, solid efforts are that Laurier has the talent, they not coming easily to this team Snow bowl champs just can't seem to put it together. lately. "We didn't put up much of a "If we keep plugging away fight," said Davis. The Hawks things are bound to come togeth- have been lacking since the break er," commented Davis. Hopefully and must do something to regain the guys can come out intense for their early form. the biggest week of the season. Two big home games will determine the fate of the Golden They are capable Hawks and if they can't make a big showing, then they don't of deserve the playoffs. However, there is no use counting the Hawks out just yet. We must re- beating Waterloo member that this is a talented team. This week will tell the tale This slide is frustrating but as to whether the Hawks will rise "the guys certainly haven't from the dead or be buried for the packed it in," Davis stated. Coach rest of the year. Davis and Smith are far from pes- Expect a few changes in the simistic as the guys still hold the Golden Hawk lineup this week as key to their own destiny. "We something must be done to resur- need one or two big wins to get rect this team. Hopefully the Action got a little rough at times. But hey, ain't it fun though? things back on track" commented Hawks will pull themselves up photo by Ken Penny Davis. The playoffs are still and come up with a big win over by Stoney Jones Ken Penny were fined by league teams defense came up with some within the reach as a win over Waterloo and destroy Brock. The Special to the Cord officials for consuming awesome plays. The Miami Ice Brock on Friday would solidify Hawks have much to prove in the questionable substances on the put the icing on the 1991 Powder their hold on a playoff berth. next seven days and hopefully With the Winter Carnival title sidelines. Head coach Brock Puff Snow Bowl by drifting past Well, if big wins are the order they will come away with two big going to the Bitchin'3 Country Greenhalgh had this to say about the Packers 10 to 3. of the day for the Volleyball wins. Go Hawks! Club, there remained only one the scandal and his team, "This honour left to capture before the was an all around building year It's a New Salon. It's a New Year. spirit of Hyperthermia started to for the team, and the coaching melt, the coveted Snow Bowl of staff. We've got a young team, So out with the old and in with the Powder Puff Football League. they're going to be champs in a Saturday turned out to be a year or two." beautiful day to decide the In the second round the championship as the seven teams Whalers were harpooned by the took to the field, their coaches Miami Ice, coach Rob Cresswell nervously pacing the sidelines was not pleased with the officiat- "A 'Head' OF TODAY" screaming plays. The fans ing and had this to say, "The of- seemed anxious for the games to ficiating was very questionable, GRAND OPENING FEBRUARY 11 '91 start as the single bleacher was maybe cost us the game." The They'it hack, Iho (wo angels who had filled to capacity. Packers frosted the Water Buf- (heir wings dipped. First round action saw the faloes, with the Water Buffaloes Krisla lo much favoured Packers down the obviously hurting after their l )I CV 'OUS Barracudas. Miami Ice displayed match up with the D-l Babes. So location.: tHSt m - their talents in the first week of the final was set, the two W fBMr 56 kino Street N. S(. action and iced their opponents favoured teams of the Packers Waterloo, Princess earning a by and the Maue and the Miami Ice ready to do 112 W entrance, upstairs Whalers defeated the Helmuts. In pigskin battle in the snowy fields mtm-, '■ 725-4321 V 11,7-10 the final game the media-hyped, of Waterloo Park. Vgm. WiiK' and Cheese oil l eh. Bitchin' D-l Babes lost a heart- If this Bowl game was repre- iSf Draws lor: - a basket of goodies breaker to the powerhouse team sentative of past games their must W • free chemical treatment of the Buffaloes. This game was be hundreds of Laurier alumni s ( perm, colour or high surrounded by controversy when still rubbing at their bruises. The assistant coaches John Smith and game was fast paced and both I 1 • hair-care products valued at $60

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