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ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR: TIM SULLIVAN THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1991 other WLUSU election over Jeff Bowden takes the VP: Student Affairs race
·1111 Sullivan The Cord Morris: 455; Debbie Brooks: Bhatti was VP Finance for Silver, John Smith, Caroline 393; Karen Geiswein: 390; Jen two years and on the BOD before Jones and Torres are all new to LAURIER STUDENTS went to nifer Marr: 380; Joel Silver: that. Craft, Morehouse, Morris, the functioning of WLUSU. die polls last Tuesday to elect 368; Sally Norris: 344; John and Brooks are the only in Two referendum motions 11ew representatives for student Smith: 336; Caroline Jones: cumbents to the BOD. Geiswein, were put to the electorate involv aovemmcnt. 333; Chris Cornwall: 332; Tim Marr, and Crowder are all on the ing a re-wording of WLUSU by The turnout was heavy, ac Crowder: 303 and Ian Torres: First Year Council. Norris was in laws 14 and 12. Respectfully, the cording to Chief Returning Of 300. volved in the Student Activities votes were 510 yes and 191 no icer Amy Jarek. "I am quite Unsuccessful were candidates department in first term, while votes, and 614 yes and 169 no Uppy with [the turnout] consid Ted Smith with 296, Mike Ras Sue Jones was employed as a votes. One hundred and fifty-five ering there was no President to with 288, and Barry Moulsdale Games Room attendant and is on ballots were spoiled on the elect," Jarek noted. with 271. the Board of Student Activities. referendum question. Compared to last year's When asked why there were anout of 26% of eligible stu so many "no" votes on a simple IS, with four presidential can by-law referendum, Jarek noted didales on the ballot, this year's that one student said '"there in a year the president was should be more positions created, claimed was good, Jarek not taken away.'" The by-law declared. changes affected the position of Of about 5000 eligible, 943 Executive Vice-President, which ,lleJiots were cast. will be abolished as of May 1, \\ is expected that quorum 1991. as reached about 3:00 pm. Bat J arek remarked that some kiting opened at 8;30 and lasted election violations did take place. ti17:30. Tim Brown, Sue Jones, Silver, Students voted for a Vice Cornwall, Geiswein, Craft, ident: Student Affairs, who Brooks and Ras were guilty of uld be responsible for Legal not removing all campaign props Prez Stue urccs, BACCHUS, Campus from the campus by the required . .Fading out Apri bs, Opcrauon Outreach, and time of 5:30 on Friday. Pic: Chico Galvez cty and Equality, among other CONTINUED ON PAGE 5 1gs. The candidates were Jeff den and Tim Brown. Bow •• defeated Brown by 102 by receiving 474 of 943 wo Laurzer s cast. The remaining 97 hal arc likely spoiled, but Jarek il not have official figures on ~led VP ballots. Also on the ballot were 18 students killed Clldidales for 15 Board of Direc positions. The following are Stephen Dieter and Fraser Kirby The Cord results of the BOD elections. TRAGEDY struck the Laurier campus this past weekend 'l'llere were 943 ballots cast with spoiled ballots. when two students died Sunday afternoon in a tragic Sbafeeq Bhatti received the head-on collision two kilometers north of Clifford, au votes with 638. Christina Ontario. Cnrt: 591; Sue Jones: 504; USU President-acclaim Nick Jimenez addressed Nancy Steffler, 21, and Heather Dwinnell, also 21, lrnda Morehouse and Brad Torque Room patrons during the open forum. Pic: Chico Galvez were both third year honours History students who died as a result of injuries sustained when the car both were driv ing in collided with a pick-up truck. • The driver of the truck, Karen Lantz, and her two chil mpostum on war dren are still in hospital in serious condition. Nancy and In addition to the Monday and Wednesday Heather were declared dead on arrival in hospital. Special to The Cord presentations, the organizers said that they hope to The accident occured at 2:37 pm Sunday during a sponsor debates and other special events. snow squall. Nancy was driving her car southbound on AS PART of Wilfrid Laurier University's efforts The focus of the symposium is not just "the" Grey County Road #10. The roads in Grey County have 11 inform and educate, a special symposium on war war in the Middle East, but war in general, and re been worse than normal, according to Heather's high will be held until the end of classes. lated topics like aggression and peace-making. The purpose of the symposium is to inform the The presentations are being made by several school principal, Bill Prudham, and several accidents about some aspect of war, and provide WLU professors and a few outside experts on a have occured in the area this winter as a result. 6cussion about it. It is being organized by mem number of diverse topics. Some of the topics are: Laurier's Dean of Students, Fred Nichols, called the mof the faculty and students. "A Nineteenth Century Catholic View of Islam", collision "a freak and unfortunate accident. Just one of The symposium will occur in the form of noon "Political Implications of the Persian Gulf Con those terrible things". Dean Nichols spoke with both Dr sessions every Monday and Wednesday from flict", "Environmental Consequences of the War", Felruary 25 until April 3 and is open to all mem "Ritualization, Aggression, and War", "Peace families and expressed sympathies on behalf of the entire of the WLU and Kitchener-Waterloo com Keeping, Peace-Building", "Feminism, War, and Laurier community. He attended both funerals on Wed lllllity. The sessions are from 12:30 pm to 1:30pm Peace", and "Terrorism as an Interpretive Concept". nesday. room 4-205 of the Central Teaching Building, A full schedule of events and more information The families would appreciate any donations being Ill will include a 20 minute lecture and a 30 is available from Ron Grimes of the WLU Religion made in the names of their daughters to be given to a lliuute discussion period on a given topic. and Culture department. charity of the donators' preference. No more peelers at Laurier Fraser Kirby The Cord Apparently, several strippers This latest appearance prompted public areas of the university are hiring these 'Strip-A-Gram'. have gotten nearly naked in vari a student to write a letter urging not licensed for such events. services obviously are not ous places on campus, including the university to call a halt to this The policy states that the events fended by them. The Torque Room, a class room, "unacceptable" behavior. are punishable on a summary The DAC's policy also and on January 24, a female strip The problem was brought to the conviction, meaning a fine or a that such activity will be per peeled down to a g-string in Dean's Advisory Council (DAC). jail term. with severely." Dean the Dinin Hall. Dean of Students, Fred Nichols, According to Waterloo Regional urges anyone witnessing th~ stated, "I realize that this is meant Police, the activity is only illegal of thing to call his office tx to be a funny, pranky thing but it if someone complains that they Security office, whom he is not acceptable to all people." found it offensive. Then it falls asked to be flrm with Men breaking The council drafted a policy under the Nudity and Indecent this issue. which stresses that some mem Act legislation of the Criminal Nichols stated that "I'm bers of the Laurier community Code. The police get very few prude, but we have to send a into women's are offended by strippers and that complaints because most people sage that this is unacceptable.' residence Peter Maj and Tim Sullivan The Cord WOMEN IN Clara Conrad Hall have recently been threatened by a possible breach in residence security. A man from Little House apparently had access to the women's dorm with the use of his own key. The man was flned by the Head Resident of Conrad and asked not to do it again. According to Mike Belanger, Director of Housing, the problem was detected in the fall, and the locks were checked by the lock smiths then hired. .· Despite having a key for a residence, any uninvited guests to a residence are guilty of an offence, and subject to fines from the head resident, Belanger warned .. The problem with the key was one of fatigue, Belanger noted. The locks in Conrad would be used 400-500 times a day. Because the pin ning of the lock was so similar to that of Little House locks, the key worked. Belanger said that the locks are now checked daily. "If there are anymore problems due to fatigue, we will change them again," Belanger assured. Physical Plant and Planning (P.P.& P) defined the solution to the problem as "repinning the cylinder," that is, changing the pinning in the lock. P.P.& P. promised that "we are working through the lock Now here's a s~ene you won'~ see anymore •• dons undoing pants in public. No, suppliers to be sure that the problem would not happen again." even for 21st btrthdays as a gtft from your friends. You'll end up in jail. Cupid sliows t11e c<>:rd. the X1e-wspa.pe:r f<>:r the st~d.eX1ts <>f 'WL'U ou more at .9Lmore
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Each candidate was fined 10% of allowed campaign ex penses for a first offence. Both nonexistant Silver and Cornwall were fined additionally. Silver was fined for using flyers like posters, while Cornwall used white paper for flyers, contrary to election rules. Candidates are not permitted to use white posters or flyers. It is assumed that because the ballot and other election material is white, there would be an unfair identification with a certain can didate when marking the ballot. !andidate Tim Brown in a pause for wuu~m The newly elected officials public appeal for votes, votes, votes. take over their posts on May 1. pen Forum a waste
Presently, The Cord is financed by WLUSU, but content is inde sponsored an open pendent of WLUSU. The Cord is last Monday to allow stu seeking autonomy from chance to hear candidates' WLUSU's financial obligations. and to entertain ques- Jeff Bowden, the other candi the audience. date for VP: Student Affairs, said forum took place in the Safety and Equality was his Room at 12:20. The Con priority, as well as an expanded is the usual location for role of Legal Resources. He also forums, but the election noted that physically challenged had not booked it in students should not be excluded from campus activities, that an ef fort should be made to accom modate the needs of these stu dents. Bowden won the election eff Bowden struggles to keep his pants up while the next day. g softly from a speech, for votes, votes, votes. Eighteen candidates for Board Pic: Chico Galvez of Director were seeking fifteen seats. The speeches given demonstrated shrewdness on the parts of some, like Joel Silver's unconventional and open ap proach of giving his own phone (CANADA'S) number in the beginning of his speech, and ignorance on the part of others, like Mike Ras, whose facts concerning the state of W8NDERIAND® activities to improve the WLUSU/Cord relations were in life at university. correct. also noted that he sup For the most part, the an autonomous newspaper. speeches were incoherent repeti- .IT'S FUN! Share Your £><> IT! Skills Overseas 1991 EMPLOYMENT
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The yellow ribbons indicate support, but also add which do not directly affect their lives; passive. in its symbolism a desire for a safe and speedy return clinic which was held at the Paul Martin Center Most students and faculty members inter January 31, as a way of trying to save lives. home. Tie a yellow ribbon ... viewed whether for or against ir tervention in the Gulf thought student reaction was relatively quiet whe~ compared to the large demonstrations held at While these efforts should not be overlooke~ McMaster and Windsor. we must wonder why the remainder of the studem Scientific girls The Teach-In on January 15 was the first body has not reacted. Many believe Laurier to be organized debate on the crisis and its different per simply too conservative, and thus do not react to A CONFERENCE is being held at Laurier during the sum spectives, thanks to Professor Lev Gonick and other much. mer. Young women from various counties in grade ten faculty members, the U.N. Club, and a wide variety One student commented "everyone's too in· will be invited to attend a math and science conference, of guest speakers. volved in finding a job and passing courses." dealing with gamma rays, computer imaging, and more. Students were obviously interested, as the tum Some suggested we live sheltered lives, not being involved in the conflict personally or exposed The conference will be more than studying the periodic out indicated, but few students were actively in volved in the actual discussions, most opting to ob to many different points of view. Others asked:·~ table. It will be an opportunity for young women to see serve. there a point to a protest?" what real science is about and to see women role models Nicole Marenick, a frrst year Political Scieoce in the sciences. Science -- more than just pickled frogs. Sociology student Heather Campbell and Marlie student suggested "we don't know enough about it Yoshiki wrote letters to Prime Minister Brian Mul Everyone is biased, and we don't know who to be· roney and President George Bush, asking that a lieve." peaceful solution be found for the crisis as soon as Professor Lev Gonick suggested that students WLU Journal possible. simply need time to get a sense of what's relevan~ Only 200 students opted to sign the eloquent WLU PRESS will be the publisher of the Candian Journal and "appropriate focus of attention." letters which was in no way radical. Said Campbell, Dr. McMenemy suggests our leaders have of Communications as of November 1, 1991. C.J.C .. is "realistically nothing much will happen ... except lacked energy and inspiration more recently, and supposed to advance the development of communication let people know students care". She admitted she thus we lack direction. and journalism education in Canada. WLU Press already was disappointed with student participation. Overall, we seem burdened with overwhelming publishes many great perodicals, including the Candian feelings of skepticism and cynicism which make Journal of Political Science. Hey look Ma, my school idealism and participation, heralded in the 60 '~ does stuff! seem naive by today's standards. We may have A small demonstration of students and one strong views, but we are afraid to act on them. STUDENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE King & University ON CAMPUS Summer & Fall Registration 1991 Applications will be accepted from March 4th to March 15th in the Personnel Office FREE Delivery (over $7) (232 King Street North) 30 min. or FREE olf,.time travel, wood, and reality relation to its orbit around our or her journey), for since they do But truly, reality is a pretty sun, but also the movement of the not exist, their mass and the mass messed up thing. And our grips sun and other stars in their out of the time machine and anything on it are tenuous at best, since ward spiraling journey through with them would be lost And if nothing is ever as it appears. Any the universe, when our time they went back in time, the time moment something might happen traveler appeared at his or her they spend in the past would real- to show us that reality is like a moment of destination, there ly mess things up because when television. Allow me to explain: would most likely be nothing but they are in the past there would full of little twists and scratched his one wood. At this the vacuum of space to greet the be a few extra kilograms of mat- in the current of reality, point he discovered that his wood unfortunate individual, for the ter in the universe. This may things seem a lot dif was in fact not made of wood, but point of space our traveler left seem trivial, perhaps, I mean Reality lurks in the they really are. was metal painted to look like from would be empty, the earth what are a few kilos here and this guy, he's been real wood. No wonder he either not having reached that there in the cosmic scheme of .television picture for three years with the couldn't make it go thwack. All spot yet or having long since left things? But we theorized that the of clubs. He's not a bad he got was a tink. And all along it, depending which way in time loss of this mass would throw the tube of life he has a problem. You he thought it was real wood, but it the person went. Not to mention universe into a state of utter when Tom Watson wasn't. the fact that anyone time travell chaos, and reality as we know it tee there's that satisfy This, of course, leads into a ing into the future would effec would be forever altered. We Do you remember how you Well this poor guy, wonderft,Jl segue. I was sitting tively not exist during the space could even cease to exist. At the felt the first time you really how hard he tried, down in Wilfs the other day hav of time that he or she was travell very least, said one of my com looked at a television screen? I make his driver go ing a horribly banal conversation ing. This is in direct contradiction panions who is clearly a sub mean really looked closely. What about something stupid like how to the universal law of the preser scriber to the theory that time as a did you see? Thousands of tiny if someone was time travelling, vation of matter and energy (un linear thing, whereby each instant dots. They were nothing. Just taking into consideration the less the traveler was turned into creates an infinite number of pos little dots of colour. But together movement of the earth not only in pure energy in the course of his sible timelines, each existing and they made pictures which, if you I I II I I I I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I branching off into infmitely more maintained a willing suspension not only possible but actual of disbelief (or were just stupid realities, the cosmic turbulence like my sister) you'd believe were caused by the change in the uni real. My sister did. One time she versal mass quotient would no was trying to tape record Big doubt destroy a few realities. Bird's voice, so she held the mi crophone up to the TV screen and BE an administrative nightmare, but if like a car loan. Then, when you went to buy gas for followed Big Bird's mouth me Environment Minister I'd be making the car, you would have to tum in one credit for around. changes. every 25 litres of gas that you bought. If you forgot Long paragraph The point is, reality is like a certain industries in Canada are given to take your own containers to the supermarket, you TV screen. You believe it until "They are allowed to emit, say, a would have to tum in one environmental credit in about time travel you look really closely, and then of clouds of smoke per year before order to get their containers. you see it's nothing but a bunch to pay the government a fine. This is to The possibilities are endless, with the idea being of dots. A bunch of nothing. Like them to spend the money to reduce pol- that the first few years, everyone is given a gener Now, at the end of our discus a painting by that pointilist im and therefore save money on the fines ous amount of credits, but as people adapt to the sion of the paradoxes found in the pressionist artist whose name es have to pay at the end of the year. system, they are given fewer and fewer credits. The wonders of relativity, and the capes me which becomes a nice -.J~~~WVns is that one factory, with a pollu- idea is that each person can choose what they destructive power of time travel, surreal Salvador Dali work. 1000 puffs of smoke a year, reduces would like to cut back on and what they won't, on another one of my companions Which leads me back to the to 500 puffs of smoke a year, leaving their own. said "well, let's hope it doesn't point that life is full of twists and an "environmental credit" of 500, which A new mother might prefer to use her credits on happen. Knock on wood." At eddies in the current of reality, sell to a different factory which has too disposable diapers while a 21-year-old rebel-type which point all of us looked which is never as it appears to be. puffs. Buying the environmental might prefer to buy that RX-7 and drive all over the around trying to find some actual Wow. That's heavy stuff. from another company is cheaper than countryside. wood to knock on. And you know Kind of pointless, though. government a fine. The personal choice aspect would make the sys what? We couldn't find any. Not But a plenty good segue. system like this could work for the tem a lot easier for everyone to stomach. even a golf club. lhe population. It would be difficult to get Okay, I know it sounds like just another area We had to settle for knocking This column is where Cord News but once it was, it would effectively where the government can get involved, have more on the drink list, since it was Editor Mark Hand tries to tie in the the amount of waste and pollution that control, and make a mess of things, but let's face it, made out of paper and was, once relevance of our puny little lives into could produce in a year. no one is really going to start reducing their con the cosmic scheme of things, insofar upon a time, real wood. as the what's happening in the news system would involve giving every person sumption unless they are forced to. Radical Isn't anything made of real a certain number of environmental measures have to be taken by the people with today. And fails miserably. So the things said here don't necessarily year, let's say a thousand. A number of wood anymore? power, because no one else will take those reflect anyone else's views, if even would have to be turned in, in addition OK, maybe it wasn't a very measures. Hand's own. every time an individual bought or con good segue after all. ~>mething deemed to be environmentally The opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect a car is highly polluting, so when the opinions of Robert de Cotret, oil producers every Turn your Education a car, you would have to turn in 500 en- where, including Saddam Hussein, or The Cord staff. its credits. 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Humber call (416) 675-5000 today ®~ Humber, Careers for Your Lifetime the COrt i 8 NEWS Thursday February 14. 19Y l Economic nationalism down the drain Ironically, it was the Conser Now that it has expanded into modity industry know as oil. vatives that bought up Gulf Oil the retail business, the Conserva The Gulf Crisis only shows for Petro Canada, to increase dis tives say it should be sold off. how important and volatile oil i tribution outlets. Now the Con For now, it is being sold in Let's sell off the retail if we mus~ servatives are saying that Petro pieces -- 15% of the shares at but keep the company that was Can should not be in the retail first. Eventually, 100% will be originally set up. For Canada' business, so it must be completely sold off -- exploration, develop sake, we really should. THERE ARE many reasons to rules might help the government sold off. ment, AND retail. The window criticize the present federal form workable energy policies. The original idea for Petro will be lost, the oil industry in government. It has fallen into dis Having an oil company owned by Can was for the government to Canada will be owned by foreign The opinions expressed above lial't repute over a number of issues, Canadians did not hurt either. have a window on the industry, interests, and Canada will have no political ramifications, but should. including the constitution and At the time, oil prices were on and to foster exploration and de lost any ability to know what is They belong to Tim, not the rest of~~t Quebec, a lack of real action on the rise, fueling inflation while at velopment. happening in the important com- not-as-political-as-Tim types any the environment, a failed attempt the same time contributing to a to legislate on abortion (one way recession. or another), aboriginal policies, We are in much the same boat gun control legislation, defence today as we were in the late policy, and the list goes on. 1970s and early 80s. This writer's a Nun More in the news these days, In the 1970s and 80s, many the economy has not been hand would say that the government Fraser J . Kirby The Cord She further called on people to reject the led too well, either. Economic response to the oil/economic materialism of our society. She believes it is a policy does not only include un crisis, the National Energy Policy AS PART of the WLU Bookstore series 'Meet the society built on lies. employment, interest rates and (NEP) was a perfect example of Author', Mary Jo Leddy, author of Tell the Dark Leddy predicted the collapse of the United States. fiscal policy, but includes government policy not really ad ness, I Beg to Differ addressed an audience at claiming that the industrial military complex wa1 privatization of economic con dressing the issue. In fact, as bad WLU. sapping its life blood. She claimed, however, lhl cerns as well -- specifically, the as a move it was, it did bring The book, whose title is from graffiti that Leddy the US needs a common enemy to remain \ilal, oil industry. about more Canadian ownership saw on Queen Street in Toronto, is a collection of "First it was the communist, then Noriega, now With the war in the Gulf, oil of an indispensable commodity. editorials and essays on commitment and con Hussein." has been an important topic of The whole of Petro Can science in modem life. Leddy was a quiet, soft-spoken woman who discussion, but the privatization seemed to fit in well with the Leddy, a Roman Catholic Nun, emphasized the seemed to move many members of the audience. of Petro Canada has been sadly much despised National Energy role of individual. voice in the peace movement in Teresa Scainia, a WLU student, who has real overlooked by the media. Policy then, while at the same her lecture on Thursday. Leddy's earlier novel, Memories of War, found lhl Now more than ever, Canada time, Petro Can maintained a rea She referred to the war as a "Raw, brutal, criminal Leddy gives a moving and different perspective (I morning? needs such an instrument to know son for existing in its own right. exercise of power." Leddy believes the only way to the war. Varicose what is happening in the industry, That raison d' etre has not counter these sorts of actions is by the further use Leddy, who is an active peace supporter, was (I most h not to mention some control as ceased today. of power; power of the individual to effect change. her way to Toronto to participate in a march on Ill twisted, well. Since the Conservatives took She condemned what she called the 'myth of liber American Consulate which involved a peacef ly on the Petro Can, as it is affec power in 1984, foreign investors al Catholicism'; that power corrupts. She claimed march and some form of civil disobedience (I become tionately known, was created by have gobbled up Canadian shares that powerlessness corrupts just as much as power. which she would not comment. tretch the Liberals under the assumption in the oil industry. Now the Con She said, "We must feel we have power." She stated that while she was busy with the mo~t valves that owning a company in an in servatives are selling off Petro She lectured strongly against apathy and urged the ment these days, she would "... take any pulpit devices) dustry that seemed to know no Canada, one block at a time. audience of about 40 people to "rock the boat." town." result, lRll!~"U ~~ IMPRESS YOUR FUTURE ~ SUMMER EMPLOYER MICROWAY 286/12, WITH A PROFESSIONAL $995.00 LASER-PRINTED RESUME lndudes CPU with 1 MB RAM, FROM 40 MB Hard Drive, one Aoppy, VGA Colour Monitor, 101 Keyboard or Choose: MW 386sx 16 MW 386 VISIT US ON EVERYDAY LOW LO 40 MB Hard Drive 250.00 VGA Colour Monitor 2ND FLOOR SUB 80 MB Hard Drive 425.00 Super VGA Colour Monitor 125 MB Hard Drive 550.00 VGA Cord Call for Quote on Your Custom Configuration Delivery Service Available MICROWAY COMPUTER 578·69 301 King St. E., Kitchener l---- r,j WS ,,!·uy February 1-1. 1991 9 • Biology trivia and insults oil. show meaning four, ped meaning feet, •• ~1-· ~~-· oil is. "' • UJ""'W ~- • u • describing the mobile condition if we must, - - -- of four legged chordates. Noun, adverb, or adjective referring to a that w . 1' Canada' BIOFILE by A.E.Rogan ;.;l· ' mostly tolerable individual who does something moronic. "You're 1\TJl? ... • ... ~--- . such a quad, Tom." Tension headache: this, the most c.locranium: coelo, Greek for settles in the veins. common type of headache, is low cavity; cranium, skull. Macropod: macro, Greek for usually the result of emotional !bin, in reference to moron. large; pod, Greek for foot. Noun stress, fatigue, or other factors 'o, coelocranium, can you park referring to moron with big feet. which produce painful muscular closer?" "Hey macropod, did you get a contractions in the scalp and back and the immune system: pair of paddles with those shoes?" of the neck. Muscle spasms may Apparently, men and women Mononucleosis: is a viral dis constrict blood vessels, increasing different immune mechan ease, caused by the Epstein-Barr general discomfort. Pain usually Therc is some evidence to virus, a member of the herpes spreads from the back of the head ~port the theory that X group. It appears most often in 15 to the area of the eyes, and may nosomes carry some of the - 25 year olds. Usually, it is ac cause pain in the eyes themselves. ps that control immunity, and companied by fever and enlarged The removal of toxic muscle 1001en have twice as many X lymph nodes in the neck. Dys wastes may be hampered by con mosomes as men do. As a function of the liver can be a stricted blood vessels causing .1, women seem to be less secondary symptom. Infectious even more suffering. Beptible to viral and bacterial mono is not contagious in adults. Hemichordate: phylum of ~n. However, in adolescents, Epstein animals believed to be the evolu O.S: the common cavity into Barr may be spread through tionary link between invertebrates lbih the intestinal, urinary and smooching and the general ex and vertebrates. Refers to a macro qroductive canals open in verte change of bodily fluids ... moron. "After dumping the lnles. Adjective, referring to Rumin: from ruminant, referring sphincter, Carl picked up a Dlll with bad breath. "Did you to hoofed, grazing mammals that hemichordate." CIICh a whiff of cloaca Carl this digest in a four-part stomach, Cold feet: when you become lOlling?" often regurgitating and re frightened, the blood vessels in Y1ricose veins: these are those chewing their food. Adjective your skin constrict. As a result of ost heinous, abnormally describing the eating habits of a the muscles begin to twitch in energy requirements: the decreased blood flow, espe l'Wted, purple veins found most moron. "Rumin-Ray declares war convulsions, and after nine during two hours of intense men cially to your extremities, you get on the lower legs. The veins on his food." minutes, brain cells are tal strain, the brain uses up about "cold feet". IOICnCC On b«ome permanently dilated and Oxygen deprivation and brain permanently damaged. as much glucose as there is in a stretched when the one-way single peanut. damage: if the brain is deprived Sphincter: a ring of muscle sur The opinions of Carl above, as well the move alves (anti-blood pooling of oxygen for more than five sec rounding a bodily opening. Noun, coelocranium's date? What a as any other, are A.E.' s, and do not pulpit in «vices) become weakened. As a onds, we lose consciousness. referring to a moron's friend, also sphincter." reflect the coelocraniums at Student wt, some b\ood flows back and After fifteen to twenty seconds, a moron. "Did you see Quad: From quadruped; quad Pubs. ------~------, oom1nG soon ... VGA sriJWlQs· ~rJloN WV~[S~~ ..... ,~- -~- ..... ep Ptacticin9 30 : i Jj j "~~~ ~------· DINING l H ~LL Cover by Chris Skalkos andTomSzeibel • ti-1 E!: ~ <>::r-c:I FEBRUARY 14, 1991 VOLUME XXXI, ISSUE-21 EDITORIAL BOARD EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ...•.•.••.•. -...... '"._ .....Tony Burke NEWS EDITOR...... w ...... Mark Hand ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR ...... m ...... Tim SuUivan FEATURES EDITOR ...... Gail Cockburn SCENE EDITOR ...... Guy Etherington SPORTS EDITOR '"'"'""'''""'"""''"Brock Greenhalgh BUSINESS EDITOR .... .n.. h ...... TitnBartldw PRODUCTION MANAGER ...... :...... Christine Yarwood Production Assl~tants: ... ,, ...... " ...... "'""•" ...... ,_...... ,...... Roxanne Charlrand~ •·····-···-······..,~···•• ... ······-······-·... ···--· ...... DarceOe Hall ...... , ...... ,.., ...... ,...... -•• -...... _,." Kartn Lennox Classified eo-ordlnator ...... Charlotte Gravlev Circulation and Filing...... " ...... Cathy.Jo Noble This week's election was a farce-- a disgrace to the democratic ideal. Graphics Artist .• "'"''""'"···...... J.R. Artinger It is a sad situation indeed when politicians tell half truths and infer untruths. It is bad Copy F.Altors ...... " ...... M ike v. Bodegom ...... " ...Kevin Tesstter politicians take unfair advantage of situations they are unable to control. It is worse when the electorate does not know, cannot find out, or could not care less about CONTRIBUTORS! who lead them in campus life. All these things happened this week. Why? Sarah Welstead. Martin Walker, D.O.S. Weeden, Rob Cresswell, Jeff Dragich, James Neilson, Anna Oongel The major reasons for all the troubles stem from the fact that this was the first mans, Steve B\u-ke, Chris Dodd, Rob Hums, FRASER J. WUC's history. Since the by-election ..... KIRBY. A.D.. Chris Skalkos, Janine Wolfe, Tavis ... wait a minute. Oops. Sorry. Wrong editorial. Horton, Dave Bradfield, Jennifer Epss, Carolyn Actually, this is the beginning of the editorial from a past issue of The Cord -- October 9, Saunders, Tery Grogan, Rorie Mclntollh, Steve Gracey, -Tammy Stinson. Steve Dieter, Pete Maj, Jason Hannibal, But hey, just goes to show you things haven't changed all that much. JJ. Read. Andrew Roy and slly love songs (what's wrong Their editorial rants about apathy and how the student body had nothing to choose from, with that?). "funny boy candidates who were not concerned with the issues but tried to win votes with Production; Larry Coker. Photo: Tom Szeibel, HIUVey Luong, Tim Sullivan, 1. jokes and what they believed to be their irresistible charms". Think that only happened in the Tyler lealherland, Dave Bradfield, Tim Sullivan, Chico ing sixties? Take a look at the results of this year's main WLUSU election. Several of the top Galvez, Rambo, Chris Skalkos and Jennifer Kuntz. were, howyousay? --"funny people candidates". For Tuesday's election we had to pick fifteen out of eighteen people trying to represent us. STUDENT PUBLICATIONS ever, for those who actually cared to pay attention to what was going on in the electoral race, that SYSTE¥S TECHNICIAN ...... Mkhael Myc those who were in the position to know it was happening, you may have noticed that it was PHOTO MANAGER ...... Tom Szeibel find five who knew enough, or were deserving enough, to be a Director. Photo Technicians: ...... Chko Galvez ...... " ...... ,...... , ...... Jo....-Ann Julien Perhaps you think that any one of these people could represent you well enough. W Graphic Arts Techniclan ...... Niki Westman then the election worked well for you. But what happened to freedom of choice? Why aren't ADVERTISING; given the option of "none of the above"? Why can't we say not only who we want, but who we MANAGER .>h ...... Martin P.L. Walkt'r want to win in an election, so that the no's are subtracted from the yes's during ballot tabulation? Production Manager ...... Rkk Dales Asslstant...... _, ...... ,., ...... Steve IAdoueeur For crying out loud, we had no choice for the President. Advertising Representatives: We were told ad nauseum that these people are handling $1.7 million of our money, yet the ...... Laura K. Lttet Dennis Bo~ tion forces us to pick people we don't like. That's a heap of cash to hand over to people we ..... - ...... Marc Navabi,Jam.es Neils Tasha Brown Tara Collins Karen Gieswein Dave Jeffrey Letters Tim Crowder Jay Fisher continue ... Jenn Marr Dawn Woodruff NKINK l Cito Gaston AI Strathdee Keeping your. friendships Hons. Blue Jays by D.O.S. Weeden of the most difficult things about discover nothing about homosexuality. This suddenly makes sexuality can be telling lhe people you you an expert in their eyes. For some young gays For gays and lesbians just out of the and lesbians this responsibility can be too much. lhe fear of losing old friends and family They may still be having troubles dealing with their can be very real. own sexuality and don't always need the aggrava someone comes out of the closet, rela tion of being asked a lot of questions by their with people you have known for some friends. Freud &Jung change dramatically if they do not know There is no right or wrong way to come out to change in your lifestyle. someone. There is no time better than another. For Sandy and Sybil case, I found myself having to lie to each case you will know whether it is time. Only 4th Year Psych why I couldn't see them on weekends you can tell when you are ready to tell someone. I was going to a gay bar or meeting gay Only you can tell when you are comfortable enough My fear of losing their friendship over my with your sexuality to start telling people.· And re forced me into telling these lies. member, you only have to tell the people you want , some friendships were lost simply to know. It is not necessary for the entire world to people were tired of being ignored by me. know about your sexuality. ways it was much easier to make new These people whom to tell are your friends, they I would be open with from the start may not understand what you tell them, they may 1ell old friends about myself; the idea being have some difficulty accepting it. You owe it to lhe new people in my life couldn't accept them to give them time, distance, and answers to Elvis who I was nothing was lost, nothing was their questions. Only by giving them help to under stand your sexuality can you make your friendship RaJ Kotecha someone you have known for a long time grow stronger. You can't expect them to come to 3rd Year Bubble Hockey not this easy. If they do not accept your grips with it any faster than it took yourself. then you Jose someone you care about. understandably, crush the ego of the gay The opinions expressed by the author may not closet. necessarily reflect those of the Cord staff, WLUSU, the person you come out to will know or WLU Student Publications. Eglin's antics destructive years ago. His actions created na tional attention that blemished Letters WLU's good name. I'm sure ... continued many potential students' parents did not want their children attend I support Dr. Elgin's right of ing a university full of "sexually freedom of speech and his right to repressed" students. protest. It is one of the bases of One must also wonder what our society th~t we all enjoy. type of image Elgin portrays to HOWEVER, his latest antics are everyone. After all this man has a J..J both asinine and destructive to criminal record for willfully the WLU community. Picketing destroying unpaid for mer the Canadian recruiting center did chandise at Forwells. He may nothing towards the Peacenik find females in bikinis offensive; cause but make him and his others don't. So why should his cohorts look like clowns. beliefs influence others purchas I can feel nothing but pity for ing decisions. I do not find his be his Sociology 100 students who havior acceptable for a university have to listen to his endless The more things chan professor. He is supposed to be a drivel. I know as I had him as a role model for his students; espe- . Twenty-five students from Water enemy of democracy". prof two years ago. I had to listen cially Frosh. to his pro-NDP positions which loo University College (Now WLU) The Cord reported that "in In a recent interview with had nothing to do with the CNN, Sad dam thanked the marched in front of the American trast to the slovenly-dres ed material we were supposed to be covering at the time. Peaceniks in the West. How does Consulate in Toronto October 27, which are typical of prate t Elgin feel about assisting and Of course this isn't the first 1965 to support United States for chers, the young men and supporting a mass murderer? time Dr. Elgin's actions have em eign policy in VietNam. were neatly attired". barrassed everyone at WLU. It Some Peacenik! was Dr. Elgin who created the One placard read "Apathy is the "panty raid" controversy two Todd McCracken Goofy names to Bogus telephone rese I have recently been informed ogy department must go through and what is involved m that an unidentified student is an ethical review procedure: the ting. They should m~ fool the enemy conducting bogus research research in question has not done your rights, that the through telephone interviews, so. voluntary, that you can With all the talk of U.S. air WW II- Eisenhower claiming that it is part of a We have researchers contact at any time or omit superiority in the Persian Gulf, VietNam -Westmoreland psychology project. ing by telephone only those indi that all information we shouldn't forget another plus and now ... Schwarzkopf. The questions begin about viduals who have volunteered for fidential. on the allies' side ... the U.S.' lifestyle and move quickly to per the participant pool, or who have These are your 'goofy-Generals' -name- Does the U.S. deliberately sonal questions about sexual pref signed up for further research in should experience no superiority'. . pick commanders with hopelessly erence which some students per specific classes. We have no in participate. If you Think about it, in the 3 of the un-pronounceable names to ir ceive to be offensive. terviews being conducted over project is not legittma last 4 major conflicts, the U.S. ritate the enemy, or what? This research is not being the telephone with university stu contact the deparun nL has had field commanders with conducted through this depart dents at this time. weird names: Bruce Strang ment. All research in the psycho!- If you are contacted by a re Sincerely, searcher, they should tell you their name, the name of the ad Paul Davock visor, what course the research is Field Placement ''""- Try to be nice, not phony for, the purpose of the research, Psychology Departmelt "Oh, fine" slips off the tongue so easily that it rare ly expresses the actual state of someone's feelings. The rustling of papers to my left forced me to Most often, it means ''I'm not all that fine, but I'm Start living a snap back to attention and recognize that my mind sure you don't care to hear about that." was wandering away from the lecture. It wasn't that To show someone that you do care to hear more • • Shakespeare was becoming tedious for me; there than a polite mumble, it's necessary to ask some were just too many other idle thoughts getting in thing beyond that initial "How are you?" before g~v~ng now the way of what I should be listening to. launching into a round of small talk. Following it Getting the most out of classes isn't always up with a question which expresses concern or in With regards to student such an easy thing to do when I let other concerns terest in something that you know is going on in apathy: in my life take over my attention. But it's when my that person's life could lead the conversation into a This is life! We eat, we sleep, attention span short circuits during a conversation more open discussion of feelings. we breathe, we party, we are. Life We have a lot of with a friend that I can really lose out on something doesn't begin when we graduate lot of things so let's important. If you can get beyond the masks of politeness, school, it doesn't begin when we apathetic and get · When I've been having a so-so or absolutely then it becomes essential to tune in carefully to the get married or even after we things that concern us. - wretched day, I don't often stop to think that some other person's tone when discussing personal situa make our first million. generation must realize one I know could be more in need of cheering up tions. It's easy to just take someone's word for it So why is everyone in such a may end as quickly than I am. I'd prefer for someone to notice my when they describe things as being fine and dandy. rush to start something we've al and waiting around mood and do something to make me feel better. It But it's a lot harder to pinpoint a catch or hesitation ready accomplished? Crawl out life" to start is an end 11 isn't the most natural thing for me to see that the in someone's voice which reveals that he or she is of bed tomorrow morning, wake best way of putting my troubles aside is to focus on covering up feelings of anxiety. up and smell the coffee and slow Rebecca Tiessen how someone else is feeling. If I can pinpoint that catch, however, I need to If someone's really bubbly and evidently having direct my questions with sensitivity and tact. It a great day when I'm down in the dumps, my first could be that the other person won't welcome inclination is to resent that person and feel even "probing". But yet, if I sense that someone needs an The Cord will more sorry for myself. I don't immediately start to outlet to express worries, then I should try to be a feel glad because other people are finding joy in genuinely concerned and non-judgmental listener. life. To be polite, however, I usually fake a happy, It's easy to let my own concerns and unwilling not be publis or at least composed, front. ness to get too involved in someone else's problems But recognizing that tendency doesn't always keep me from becoming aware of the needs of prompt me to keep my ear tuned to the tune of a others. But when I know that someone I care about during Readi person that I'm talking to. Certainly, there are got a load off their chest because I made the extra people who make no bones about their problems or effort to listen, then I'm reminded that I am here to bad moods. But there are many others who, just like be an instrument of God's love. Week. me, don't want to let on in a casual conversation that something's troubling them. The views expressed by the author of Straight Up The most frequent of those casual conversations may not reflect those of the Cord staff, WLUSU, or Have fun. is the standard "How are you?" "Oh, fine." That WLU Student Publications. Thursday February 14, 1991 Page 13 • A cornucopia of M.B.A.'s applicants obtain some business a maximum of 10 credit exemp into the second year of the pro Toronto experience before entering an tions (1 year) being allowed. Mac gram. Queen's boasts a rather im MBA program. Graduate busi offers a unique specialization in pressive Management Simulation Toronto has 3 full-time pro Tim Bartkiw ness schools differ in respect to Health Services Management, a Laboratory: a unique complex in grams: a regular stream, an MBA their standards, structure, size, program combining courses from which group decision-making is in professional accounting, and a and strengths. Most schools have the health sciences, and is co-op monitored, analyzed and used for 3-year joint MBNAnalyst pro IDa way the Master of Business something unique to their pro in structure. They are also the research. gram. The latter is designed as a Aininistration degree character gram that sets them apart. only school in Canada that allows Admission: work-study program with Woods the eighties. It characterizes For those of you who are con academic study in Japan to count It is pretty hard to get in here. A Gordon, providing experience as wealth, prosperity, and some sidering this educational route, as credit toward the MBA. degree with a minimum of GPA a technical analyst. Those with 1IOOid say greed of that decade. we present a brief summary of Admission: of 3.0, but preferably 3.5 -- that's some previous business education These young graduates earned al most MBA's in Ontario. We Mac requires a 3 year degree (this about 8 and 10 in Laurier terms. can apply to 2nd year with "supe mu ridiculously high salaries - mention two others not in Ontario you will find is standard) with a A preferred GMAT of 610, and rior standing", but this is granted ially those from a few for extremely relevant reasons: 'B' average in your past 2 years. although work experience is not only in special cases. It is worth ific U.S. schools (eg Har U.B.C. because their campus You must have a minimum explicitly mandatory, 2-3 years is mentioning that BBA graduates tld, Wharton). The economic beach offers interesting op GMAT score of 530-550. Last preferred. About 750 applied for without substantial non-business of the eighties has vanished, portunities for cost-benefit year 485 people applied for 260 110 spots last year. The deadline education are not encouraged to so have many of the MBA studies; McGill, since bars are full-time positions, and 205 ap for applications is June 1. apply, as U of T feels they are jobs. The degree is no longer open 'til three! plied for the 85 co-op spots. Ap too narrowly focussed. much of a guarantee of getting plication deadline is July 15. Admission: high paying job. British Columbia A degree with a 75% average is required, but this is unlikely to be McMaster U.B.C. has a few unique fea enough. About 1300 people ap Despite the slowdown, graduate Queen's tures. It offers an M.Sc. program plied for 100 spots last year. Ap iness schools continue to McMaster offers a Co-op MBA which allows students to intense plication deadline is May 31 for rceive a very large number of Queens offers a plain old as well as a regular program. The ly specialize in, and research a the regular program, and Febru >licants to their programs. Ad fashioned 2 year MBA. First year normal length is 2 years, while particular area (eg. Accounting). ary 28 for the Accounting MBA ion standards remain high, applicants with previous business co-op takes 2.5 years. This can be They also have one of the Inter which starts in May. lid at many schools they are in education, especially those with reduced if you can obtain exemp national Business Centre's, as creasing. More and more, these honours degrees in Business or well as a Centre for Transporta lhools are preferring that their tion from courses in the first year, Commerce, can apply directly tion Studies. The program is 2 Ottawa years, although exemption is pos sible from most of the first year, Ottawa's MBA is bilingual. if you have both high marks and They also offer a Diploma in Ad high GMAT scores (620+). ministration which is granted IBM recruiters giVe tips Admission: after the completion of the frrst UBC demands you have either year of the 2 year MBA. Ad its prevailing attitudes. From the employer's stand a 3 year degree with an 'A' aver vanced standing can be received • By: Andrew Roy point you must prove that you have both the aca age, or a 4 year degree with 72% to shorten the program's length if demic qualifications necessary to fulfill this posi in the fmal 2 years, consisting of you have an honours degree. If For someone with specific career goals in mind it tion, and the attributes to fit into the company's at least 6 units of 'A' marks. Min you have a 3 year degree, ad a crying shame that all the hard work put into corporate culture. That is why this research is so imum GMAT score of 550 is also vanced standing in a course will ooe's education can all be for naught if that person crucial. If the company tends to stress conservative required. About 800 applied for allow you an exemption, but will fails to come through with the university recruiters. values, it's wise to keep that in mind. 120 spots. The application dead not reduce the length of time re- Wben you consider all those years flushed away in line is May 15. continued on pg. 14 balf an hour during an intervi~w. caused by the fail As you are well aware, marks are important but le to represent qualifications fully, it is wise to are not completely decisive. IBM looks first at the d oonsider the point of view of the people largely in top 10 percent in the graduating class. However, in cbarge of your future -- the university recruiters. the IBM environment or any other work environ In speaking with two professionals: one from the ment for that matter, you can have the highest University Relations and Recruitment department, marks in your graduating class and not get hired if 1111 the other from the Communication department you are unable to sell yourself. Remember that II IBM Canada, it became readily apparent that most companies stress communication skills. Marks 11m is a successful way to go about getting hired can also be traded off for good practical work expe fir your first crucial job, and a wrong way - one rience. In sum, one strength, be it work experience, dan will bury your chances along with the dozens extra curricular activities or personality will not get li applications in the rejection file. you hired; it is the weighted sum of all of these. On your resume you must make it fully clear to the ~1!11'" ,.,,.., .,~-- .... ""' ...... recruiters that you have these desired qualities from your past accomplishments. For example, consider "I Like to deal with this statement of a person applying for a marketing position: "I like to deal with people." It serves as a people" one-way trip to the circular file, whereas "I was in volved in the marketing of advertising space in the doesn't cut it student newspaper for three years" will attract at ~ tention. .,.. ~ ...... - During the interview stage it is important to ac The University Relations and Recruitment depart knowledge the human who is conducting the inter ment at IBM Canada is not unlike others in large view from behind that mahogany desk. Make a blue·chip companies: its purpose is to act as a good first impression. From that, a firm handshake liaison with campus placement offices across Cana (a failing point with many) will mark the most im da. Second and more importantly, they are in portant half hour of your life. Remember that al charge of hiring recent graduates. Depending on though there is a patterned approach to interview economic conditions, the numbers could be as low ing, in order to assess your worth to the company as 150 or as high as 500 new recruits every year. they have much leeway in the questions they can Nowadays, companies can be even more selective, ask. "Sell yourself like you would that company's which means one should place strong emphasis on product." Remember, these interviewers spend long lhe realistic approach to getting hired. days interviewing many students, and this can be For starters, the company should be well re come mundane. Go out of your way to establish "you want desperately to work for the company", !Wched: a complete financial analysis is not neces Climbing towards the light atop the corporate ladder or sary but instead you should get an idea of the com and do your best to standout. This can be done in ~y's culture, its mission statement, its values, and continued on pg. 14 trapped in a tunnel? You decide. thecord 14 BUSINESS Thursday February 14. 1991 Cornucopia continued May l. oriented programs. WLU is home tions and management science are Media Administration - the ftrst to the Laurier Trade Development required. A c}egree with a 'B' of its type, Entrepreneurial quired to finish the program. ~~ Admission: Centre, giving students an op average, and one year work expe Studies, and also an International You need a degree with a 70% McGill portunity to do projects for com rience are generally required. MBA. Advanced standing can average. Work experience is not panies active internationally. A Minimum GMAT is 540. About reduce the program length. essential, but is preferred. About This institution, which often Research Centre for Management 120 applied for 40 positions, and Admission: 800 applications were received prides itself on its international of New Technology also exists, the deadline for application into As usual, a 3 year degree with a last year for 225 openings. Ap tlavour offers a special Interna allowing students to get involved the full-time program is Nov.l 'B' average is what you need. plication deadline is April15. tional MBA with an emphasis on with companies interested in im (part-time is May 1). Wc>rk experience is not required Asian area studies. This program plementing new technologies. u~.less your academic record is involves foreign language courses This is an unorthodox progmm in York older. 580 GMAT's are the mini· Western and encourages students to partic that it runs from May to April, mum, and 230 people arc ad· ipate in a 3 month internship at an lasting 12 months. York has a standard 2 year mitted into the program yearly Admission: (150 in September). Application The U.W.O. places a major em appropriate Asian institution. MBA. Interesting specializations Prer uisite courses in o · an MBA in Arts and deadline for this fall is June 1. phasis on general management They also have a regular MBA, principles in its MBA, attempting lasting 2 years, and a Diploma in to graduate many 'generalists'. Management Studies. Although As one of the oldest programs exemptions from some courses around, Western MBA alumni are may be allowed you can not Tips Continued spread across the horizon far and reduce the program length - it wide. They boast a Centre for In stays at 2 years. Oh well, but did I 2/3 of students on senior work term return for full ternational Business Studies, and mention the night life? your line of questioning. Consider "I'm interested time employment at IBM. When asked about stu· also one for Management Re Admission: in leading projects involving the production of new dents from Wilfrid Laurier University, the search and Development. The You need a degree with a 'B' software. How soon can I see myself actually lead recruiters only knew that there are co-op Laurier program is two years in length. average; one full year work expe ing in this respect?" Questions like this show your students there. Purple pony haters take note: rience is preferred, as is a GMAT interest in this specific company and establish your "The Western Business School of 600. For 100 full-time spots, determination. Another idea is to try referencing In the future, especially in high-tech fmns, more does not accept courses taken at McGill got 900 applications. The from the company's literature you have researched. emphasis will be placed on degrees in the sciences another school as credit towards application deadline is June 1. Another pointer: during the interview do not ap and mathematics. Another developing trend to note the M.B.A." Hmm. pear to have any personal biases or prejudices. is the aging of our work force. Future graduates Admission: A void politics, religion, and commenting on racial will not only have more job offers upon graduation Western prefers at least one or sexist subjects. but also more attractive packages. The emphasi year work experience, and 2-3 Wilfrid Laurier The present focus on what degrees are desired by placed on receiving a university degree will also years is very common. They are IBM Canada are: the Sciences, Engineering, Com greater as more education will be needed to sue rather unspecific in their admis Laurier has one of the youngest puter Science, Mathematics, B.B.A's and C.A.'s. in an even more hectic world of change and chal· sion standards, requiring a degree MBA programs in Canada. It of Although IBM hires from all universities across lenge. Tomorrow's managers must also contin unless (not having one) you still fers an emphasis on the manage Canada, the University of Waterloo is one of the their education after they graduate. Frustrated1 demonstrate management poten ment of new technology, and was most popular sources of talent for two reasons - its Well, landing that flrst position could be a livin tial. About 1000 apply for 260 designed for graduates of the reputation and its emphasis on co-operative educa nightmare - but so is spending the rest of your li~ spots, and applications are due sciences, and other technology- tion. Co-o is an ace in one's sleeve: a roximatel in school, so et moving and plan for the future. The Game of Laurier: 60's style This was printed in the Cord sometime in the 1960's, but we figure it's as appropriate now as it was then. Although a few squares make very little sense to us. What are those "hush-puppies" in square number 15, anyway? Who're these Clark people? Please note how shitty it looks. That's the way things were back then, and they liked it. But newspa pers generally look much better now. Even Leftist rags like the Cord. By the way, the game works. All you need is a die and some markers. Enjoy the Game of Laurier. You're stuck in it. there were about three hun could be caught in the Gulf to and understand what their dred first year applicants. This war. professors and other students year there were less then one The selection of VISA stu are saying. A student from hundred. This decline could dents is based on their grades Hong Kong, however, said possibly have been because of and academic background. that she doesn't have a prob Laurier's differential fee. However, those students lem understanding the profes In 1990, VISA students whose first language is not sors but she does have a prob were required to pay approxi English must do something ex lem understanding the slang mately four thousand dollars tra: they must write what is of the students. more than Canadian students. called the Toefle test. The reason given is that Cana The Toefle test examines International student dian students are taxpayers (or each individual's writing and at least have parents who pay reading skills in English. Stu association defunct by Tracy Young taxes) while foreign students dents can write the test in their are not. Nichols was told that own country and then have a because of this differential fee, deadline of two years to apply There is a Chinese Student international students were to the universities of their Association for students to get As few at Laurier are proba applied to universities in the choice before the test results to know other people who bly aware, Laurier has a num western provinces and in the expire. A student must have a culture similar to their ber of international students. United States. These schools achieve a certain score on the own or have an interest in the Some may be in your classes may not have had any differ test to be considered for accep Chinese culture. They meet and some may be your friends, ential fee or they may have tance. Different universities re about once a month. Not all but few Laurier students are had one which isn't as severe quire different scores. the members speak Chinese aware of how they ended up as Laurier's. Out of those who are ac and not all of them are here. cepted, some come to Water Chinese. Students from Maybe you are wondering loo in August to get ac how they heard of Wilfrid Singapore and Hong Kong Laurier recruits customed to the school and the also are members. Nichols Laurier, or whether they have city. Nichols says he would says that there used to be an trouble understanding profes science students never let a first year foreign sors (even those of us whose international club here at student go without a place to Laurier, but since the numbers mother tongue is English stay and would provide hotel sometimes have a problem), or There is no limit to the of international students has accommodations, if necessary, decreased, it no longer exists. why they even chose to come number of international stu until they could move into a here at all. Of course each indi dents Laurier accepts. In fact, Even the Chinese Student As new residency. sociation, he says, is not as ac vidual will answer these ques Nichols says that they are Residence is not guaranteed tive as it used to be. tions differently, and it is their recruiting more students from for VISA students. Along with uniqueness that makes these Hong Kong. The reason for These students of various everyone else's names, their nationalities may have heard students very special people to this recruiting is that Laurier names go into the lottery sys of Wilfrid Laurier by word-of our school. needs more science students. tem and are selected at ran mouth or counselling. How One Laurier student from dom. Many international stu Hong Kong pointed out that ever, Laurier also advertises dents prefer not to live in internationally and has ex there is a great amount of com residence because they may change programs with a few Decline in students petition to gain acceptance not want the meal plan which from either of the two univer is included in the residence countries such as Germany. due to fees Surprisingly enough, Laurier's sities in her country, therefore fee. (If only some of us had the chance to come Canada for been so smart). business program doesn't ap an education is appealing to pear to be what attracted VISA There are two categories of many students in Hong Kong. students to our school. In fact, international students: landed The majority of VISA stu Canadian/Laurier Nichols says, very few are in immigrants and VISA stu dents here at Laurier are from that program. dents. There are about 240 in Hong Kong, the United States, culture shocking Hopefully more internation ternational students attending Germany, the United King al students than there were Laurier this year, seventy-nine dom, and England. This is last year will be applying to of which are VISA students. only to name a few countries. There obviously is a culture Laurier in September 1991. According to Fred Nichols, There are students here from a shock for some students and, Nichols feels that these stu Dean of Students, there was a total of forty-five different of course, it is difficult for dents add to Laurier's culture. decline in the number of first countries. Some of their home some to speak English more He expresses this thought in year VISA students applying countries may be involved in often than they ever had to be one sentence: "The wider the to Laurier 1':1 September 1990. civil strife, or in the case of the fore. It is also frustrating for diversity of students, the bet Six years ago, Nichols says, middle east, their families some foreign students to listen ter the university." • ~ .•;- Classified ads - Students: 7 ICE HOCKEY GOAUE. Due to sun and Beer Store. Rent is cheep! 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Love, Love you now and WONDERFUL YEARS - me why Springy and Cappy. forever - Roses in milk MAY IT CONTINUE TO To my Honey-Punch There's such a smile on jugs- Ali xo INFINITY. MR. WIGGLEY You're the best my face Hey BABY! These 4 SAYS HI! LOVE that ever h There's a home at my months have been the To Charlie Clarke, who GOLDILOCKS pened ... to me! place best of my life. I hope builds structures· of Toots Thanks to you this feeling never ends. love. S.Z E Will you be my Happy Valentine's Happy V.D. to all Valentine? Day! Love Nanook! D F members. We're I love you, Allooh. All for you, Iau my love, Chris. Bubba: Can't wait till Dave - I know I should Fiona , Happy around you; you come and visit me have come to say Valentine's Day. ? love poetry rules. Athina, again. All my lust, Y.B. goodbye, but I promise Springy and You make my heart I'll keep in touch. Frank (aka J.) P.S.- We're retiring! weak c Happy Valentine's You have really im Especially when you Day. Love Jenn. pressed me lately. 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I'm so ing about you every DANDY: we may be ------~-- we have. You're day. Don't forget CHRIS: Love, love me barely speaking right To my Guy great guy and about that trip to para do. You know I love now but you're still my I have to admit it, the world to me. dise. I'm 'Right Here you. I'll always be true. favourite roommate. you're my favourite En Happy Vale Waiting For You'. So puh-leeze love me Have a doughnut-filled tertainment Ed. I'll miss Day! Love, Derek YIEU THUY do!! Be my Valentine, Valentines. From your you next year. Love, Mol xo xo xo tolerant, laid back Love. Quarters. roommate Sarah. H forward to We will have a H.P.R. Club Girls, time on the Needed; one of you HAPPY VALEN DAY. LUV AL Craig . •• Happy Valentine's Roses are red Violets are blue, ways have fun me and you. Roses are red, are blue, Give me a kiss, hug too. Love Jenny M. Jennifer, Roses are Red Casper's a Spook you my dear easi~ Turret tonight? I though you're a thir)k_ L ______so! Paul _ M .. • MA PETITE GAUFRE: ·~. WELL WE DIDN'T GET • TO FLY AWAY. ISN'T RESPONSIBLITY A TER- Q RIBLE WASTE OF TWO POTENTIAL GLOBE Quarters - Thanks for TROTIING TYPES? LET'S the change you're my GO IN SEARCH OF favorite Bronte sisters yes I dooo. I love my Happy Valentines Day. DOLPHINS ALL OVER fan. I'll miss you too. ho-uh-nyyy, oh yes I All my love, Christine THE WORLD. SOON, do-oo-oo! To my ------ SOON. JE T' AIMERAI R favourite (read: only) U TOUJOURS ET POUR babe to serenade. V 4& TOUJOURS-BISOUS RAY: I miss your (smile, Someday I'll learn to W • laughter, knowledge, carry a tune. Until then, X M: Olivia, history, confidence, stick by me. Y Love Butt-cheeks. Z ANN - WILL YOU grenades, no sense of senmsitivity, short shorts SWEETHEART? direction, soundtracks that show off your sexy To My Snookums PROMISE WE'LL and future positions - TONEd legs) friendship. Happy Valentine's Roses are Red, OFF ALL OTHER What do you say - Day! Violets are Blue, 'IOV\NG SU\10RS. wanna go 'Once Aghh, you know the IE~lf;>M1i · JPb. Around'? Happy Valentine's Day! P. Rick: Happy V.Day to Rest. ~------, you:re In my ~------ the best boyfriend a From your love Baboon , you're in my girl could ask for. Love Huey 4 That's the best I yo forever. S.B. Nookies: Dear Springy, do at MUSIC. Happy Valentines a good holiday Richard: To my Thank You! You've al Dear, I hope you win hope to see you wonderful cook, chauf ready made this year big on the scratch, you return. feur, and maid. What better than I could im Nummies Valentine's more could a girl want, agine. I like yoyr ans P.S.: E.S. Maries on except money. Only wer, 'cause I like being Thursday, and a little kidding, I love you. with U too, wine (whine). Bear Love, Cappy xo NIKI: I love you. Mark Rick: Be my Valentine! I See honey - I told you love you, I want you. I I'd get your name in 0 need you. But loves al the paper! You had G ways first. Bear. p better keep this copy - trash those Gazettes. I Richard: I love you,l love you Sara. p 0 0 K A I love you, I love you. I Timothy-John POOKASAURAS, love you. Does this POOKAHANTAS, prove it! Bear T POOKAROOKA, POOK MEISTER ... it doesn't Rich: TAMMY , matter that you've Thanks for another "RUF, RUF, RUF". HAPPY abandoned me on great year! It's been a VALENTINE'S DAY Valentine's Day - I still pleasure SHOWERING, I FROM HAPPY AND ME. love you. xoxo mean SHARING with THANKS FOR THREE you! Happy Valentine's GREAT MONTHS. KEEP Pam: Day juicer!! Love, your ON SMILING STAR IN "Dogs can't dream, so 'Last Minute' Girl. MY SKY (I KNOW I humans have to SHOVEL SHOVEL) dream for them!· s Valentine's LOVE, DAVE Happy Valentine's ______xoxo for decid Day! ~. ------~-- upwith me. I M. xoxoxo it's not the llove my ho-uh-ny, oh TIM: I miss you terribly. the cord 0 - Thursday February 14. 1991 STUDENT PUBLICATION These postions open this Thursday, Director February 14 and close March 7, 1991. If you are interested in any one of these posi Being a Director on the Board of Student Publica tions or just want to know more about Stu tions is possibly the most important thing you'll ever do dent Publications, come up to the Second in your life maybe not (actually hopefully not) but it is pretty important. This job is definitely what you tnake it. Floor Student Union Building and visit the It involves six office hours per week plus a weekly Board Offices. You can also phone 884-2990 and meeting, and you can take it from there. There is a lot to ask Jana for more information. gain by being a director: practical experience in the pro duction of a paper or yearbook, interpersonal and commu nication skills will be improved as will your personal or ganization. You will also have direct input into the stu President dent organization that publishes your yearbook and paper. (This position closes Thursday February 21, 1991. Six Directors will be chosen. ) President of Student Publications is responsible for the day to day operations of the corporation. Of special importance is budgetary and finacial matters and facilitat Syste111s Technician ing good communication between departments. This job requires at least 20 office hours per week as well as work Student Publications Systems Technician looks after ing full time in the month of May. The President of Stu our computers. This person is responsible for cleaning dent Publications sits on the Operations and Management and maintaining six terminals as well as checking out new Board of the Student Union as an ex officio member and software for the system. The Systems Technician also on the Student Union Board of Directors, that position backs up the system and archives articles for the Cord. A also a non-voting one. time commitment of about ten to fifteen hours per week is required. (This position closes Thursday February 21, 1991) Editor-in-Chief UT& T Manager The Cord Editor-in-Chief is the person responsible The UT&T (University Typesetting and Tran for all that gets printed in your student newspaper. The cies) Manager runs the day to day business of a Editor is the only full time person that Student Publica and poster enterprise. With four assistants to help tions employs and therefore acts as a resource person for with the work, the UT&T Manager gets practical experi· the entire corporation. This year's Editor was responsible ence in filling out time and cost sheets, dealing with for the production of the Desk Blotter, the WLUer hand customers and inter-departmental relations. This is a book and the Little Black Book, and most signs indicate hourly position and a person with good organiza next year's Editor will do Publications other than The skills and level head is well suited here. Cord as well. (This position closes Thursday February 21, 1991) Treasurer · Keystone Editor The Treasurer for Student Publications ensures all the Accounts Payable and Accounts Receivable taken care of. This person also acts as a direct liase Keystone Editor is responsible for the coordination of tween the Student Union Finance Office and Student production and layout that go into our University Year lications as well as making sure departments stick book. This job gets a monthly stipend, and runs basically budgetary constraints. The Treasurer tallies up about from mid-summer to April. The Keystone editor handles teen hours per week. all details from picking a cover to choosing photos, al though the editor gets support from a staff which includes a Sports and Residence Editor as well as a Sales Coor dinator, to name a few. Ad Manager Photo Manager The Ads Manager for Student Publications is ch with soliciting ads for The Cord, the WLUer uat.tuu\JVIIoll. the Little Black Book Student Directory and the .u""- Blotter. All these ads total to produce about $85 000 The job of the Photo Manager is two-fold. The Man revenue for Student Publications, which gets put back ager is responsible for the production of photos for The the production of these editions. The Ads Manager nTn ·r~• Cord and The Keystone and for outside sales to the pub on a commission basis and has five ad reps to help lic. Experience with sales is not essential, but experience the solicitation of ads. An outgoing person with in a darkroom is. Tht Photo Manager puts in approxi communication skills is essential for this spot, and the mately fifteen to twenty hours per week. Manager is a full year position. • a s e 1 e blame. They are fueled by a greedy recognition of their set which was conceptualized by Ted Pythian and designed own new-found power and prestige as adjutants of "the by Daif Shipley and Paul Spooner. Sound and light design law", which is personified by Chuck Peeren in the charac were also by the director and both were used to highlight s heartening to know that timely and thought ter of Deputy Governor Danforth. His line, "I shall hang the action, sending shivers down my spine more than once. theatre is to be found in the K-W area. "The 10,000 who dare to raise their hand against the law", is a If this play has one fault it would be its three-hour , written by Arthur Miller in 1953, directed by classic example of the evils of valuing the letter of the law length. I did not really notice the length, however, as I be Pylhian and presented by the Kitchener-Waterloo more than the people for whom the law exists. came more and more engrossed (as tension built) towards Theatre in 1991, is both of the above. The play, set The male lead, John Proctor, is played with humour the end. It is also unfortunate that the audience seating is llllss!K:husetts during the Salem witch trials of 1692, ex and emotional subtlety by Anthony Paton. His character not tiered as it was difficult to see foreground action over the changes undergone by members of a Puritan grows as he struggles to be morally true to himself despite taller audience members' heads. when "witches" are found in their midst. the law's attempts to use him to fuel their killing machine. What is scary about this play and also why it is well play starts out very innocently. A group of girls Excellent supporting performances are given by the worth seeing is its relevance. The play's theme of naked in the woods - an attempt to express their rest of the cast and chorus, including a fine and expressive manipulative control, reckless leadership and the misuse of and an understandable reaction to Puritan Sharon Ann Rook as Mary Warren; Lindsey Quinn as the power causing social injustices is all too applicable in Can which forbids "sinful" pleasure. Just as naturally pure and direct Elizabeth Proctor; Irene Price as the grand ada and the world today. If there's one clear message from teenagers in any society, these girls dare to motherly Rebbecca Nurse; Mike Peng as the cowardly this play, it's to be true to yourself as was John Proctor, no close to the edge of moral and social structures, and Reverend Parris; Ronald M. Green as the moral Reverend matter what the consequences and don't let anyone pull the ~ falling off, dragging the whole community with John Hale and Tim Bates as the feisty but endearing Giles strings of your life. Corey. "The Crucible" opened February 8 and runs at 8:00 '111eir somewhat innocent dance is seen by the town's The costumes, designed by Fiona Hinde, appear to be nightly this Thursday, Friday and Saturday with a 2:30 - rumours fly and their actions are interpreted as true to the 17th century except for the occasional symbolic Sunday matinee. It is running at the Victoria Park Pavilion To save their own necks from the hangman's use of colour such as Abigail's red dress. Symbols such as in Kitchener. Tickets are available at the Centre in the lbe girls, led by Abigail Williams, played wickedly gallows, puppets (or 'poppets' as dolls were then called), a Square Box Office, Val's Video, from KWLT members t.ilne Jones, lie and recklessly point the finger of taloned eagle and the crucible were used effectively on the and at the door. IIIIIITVlllv February 14, 1991 Page 21 J Their intention is mass redemntion ln concert the Bourbons not Prior to the show I had the only perform their own material pleasure of interviewing Chris 'If there was one thing you but also pay homage to their in Brown (Hammond organ, vocals, !ell lhe students of Wilfrid fluences in cover songs. The band trombone), Dave Wall (vocals) University about your wailed and grooved through their and Kate Fenner (vocals) of the to make lhcm come out own classics such as "Worms", band. We talked about the band's the show, what would it "Defy My Love" and "Solitude history, influences and anything Mama". The band did about four else of interest. Let me fill you in. or five covers ranging form such The ba\\d be'ba\\ \\\ \\\'b\\ gtea\S as George C\inton to Van school. Chris Brown explains, Morrison and Otis Redding. "The entity called The Bourbon The Bourbons were joined in Tabernacle Choir has been exis the Turret by an extra member, tence for about six years, but Aaron Solomon, on electric we've really been working about violin/fiddle. Aaron was a great two and a half years." addition to the fray of guitars and "What exactly does 'The sax. The fiddle would skirmish Bourbon Tabernacle Choir' Kate bas the blues and can sure sing 'em great too. between the guitar work of mean? What is the name's sig Andrew Whiteman and Chris nificance?" pic: David Bradfield Miller. Each took turns trying to Chris claims it "represents the outdo each other and things got band." Believable but boring. Dave adds, "It was just the music plans to release a new cassette al pretty wild at times. Musical Kate has the real story! "It was a that we all seemed to like." though the band has been record prowess is the name of the game name that came to Chris in a Song writing with the Bour ing new material. within The Bourbon Tabernacle dream." It is has several connota bons is for the most part on an in I asked the band if they get Choir. tions referring to (1) Bourbon dividual level. There are some many opening gigs for bigger Street in New Orleans and (2) other tunes though, like "Solitude acts. They have opened up for Bourbon, the liquid. Both these Mama", which are group col Living Colour and Bo Diddley elements provide inspiration for laborations. but that is about the extent of it. the band. The Bourbon Tabernacle Kate Fenner claimed "It would be "If you could attend any one Choir has been receiving some nice to have more opening gigs concert, what would it be?" casual interest from several major just because it's a good way to Chris stated it would be a con record companies but nothing expand." cert at Massey Hall in Toronto substantial. The Bourbons recent "What is your favourite song which occurred many years ago ly hooked up with Bobby by the Bourbon Tabernacle that included Charlie Parker, Wiseman of Blue Rodeo to work Choir?" Dizzy Gillespe, Max Roach and on some demos for possible Dave: "While We've Got Bud Powell. Dave said that he record deals. Bobby Wiseman Your Attention I'd Like To Point would like to see AI Green, circa produced two songs for the band. Out A Couple Of Things". 1974, in Memphis. Other concerts "We were fortunate to Kate: "Grow". \\\.~~\i.~~~ ~~~ ~\.'\ ~~ ~~- ~"-~"tt.·~ ~\) ~1 -s 'U\a\'ne cou\a ~ns: l)eam 1s The Great ily Stone, George Clinton, Dylan find. lt was good. We respect 1\wakener". and The Band, and Thelonious what he does and he sort of Well, now that you know who Monk. seemed to dig what we do and it The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir Scene Editor Guy Etherington was good to have a third party, is, aren't you disappointed that then asked the Bourbons, "Why namely a producer, with a dif you missed them if you were not did you guys pick R&B?" ferent set of ears in the studio," at the Turret on Saturday night? Chris replies, "you just write commented Chris. If the demo Oh, well. There's always next what you hear, some of our tunes time! The Bourbons are a must band will only return for an encore if Boston's does not work a deal for the band are tinged more a certain the two songs will most likely ap see because you have not lived 'More Than A Feeling" is played. In its entirety." way ... certain things come off in pear on another independent until you have been hooked by : David Bradfield the band and other things don't." release. There are no immediate their groove. ------...... _ -- --~- thecord 22 SCENE Thursday February J.l. 1991 Psychological thriller no sleeper by Tavis Horton of Sara, Laura's pseudonym in (aka Laura) finds warmth and in· the mid-West. dependence. The second half of Sleeping With the Enemy is the film, shot in Abbesville, the exhilaratingly supple adaption South Carolina, takes place in of Nancy Price's novel in which Alluring Cedar Falls, Iowa and is Sara's emotional gamesmanship reaches perfect and wonderful sanctuary. a new level and keeps the collection of songs The heart of the story is that ~udience on the edge of its seat. you never really know who it is When Laura married Martin you're getting involved with. The Burney nearly four years ago, she The movie provides a little movie deals with a serious had no way of knowing the depth more than just a great per dimension between the rela· of his passion for her. On the out formance by its three stars. An al tionships of men and women. side, they are the perfect couple. luring collection of songs written As a beautiful and perfect by various artists - "Runaround housewife, she sees to his every Sue", "Brown Eyed Girl" and Surprising need. He is handsome, successful "The Jet Song" provide and seductively attentive. credibility to the story. emotional power In the Burney household, The film is set in Wilmington, however, things are not as they North Carolina where the movie appear to be. Inside is a woman was shot. During the first half of As the actors dig into the hu· living a terrifying secret, waiting the film some of the more man core of the material, we have for a chance to escape her night dramatic and passionate scenes a great movie that attains surpris· mare. between Laura and Martin take ing emotional power. As meteoric Julia Roberts, Patrick Bergin place in a contemporary house on as Roberts' rise to fame has beell. and Kevin Anderson star in the shore of the beautiful seaside her role in Sleeping With the Sleeping With the Enemy, a resort that is Wilmington. The Enemy is another demonstration psychological thriller about the house represented a stunning of her ability to explore her inne: horrifying consequences a piece of high-tech architecture strengths. In all, this is a grea: woman experiences when she with exterior and interior surfaces movie and is recommended to~; falls in love with the wrong man Julia, or is it Laura--no it's Sara with her new life in the and decor designed to project those Julia Roberts fans out ther. and is forced to take desperate mid-West. Guess that's why she's smiling, huh? Martin's world. and to all those who just want t measures to escape the destruc In contrast to the world see a psychological thriller. Jufu tive relationship. Martin lives in, the mid-West is certainly astonishing and a vefj Julia Roberts (Pretty Woman) definitely a different character, ~epresents a place where Sara pretty woman. is cast as Laura Burney, Patrick more open, more alive. The night Bergin (Mountains of the Moon) Laura 'died' in a boating acci as Martin Burney and Kevin dent, someone else lived. Anderson (In Country) as Ben The writers have created Woodward, a college professor scenes that touch on our in who befriends Laura after she has nermost emotions - in the movie, started her new life in the mid Julia plays a battered wife, and West. one particular scene featured a violent confrontation between her Julia plays and Patrick Bergin. Director Joseph Dubin is quick to point out all the things that are happen 2 different roles ing during the movie in this one particular scene. This movie is Julia, in a sense, plays two genuinely scary but has little different roles. As Laura, she is violence. literally acting for her life. She One of the images that comes has to convince Martin that she up continuously in the movie is loves him, is sexually attracted to the image of water. Laura's fear him and is a devoted wife be of the water is her only way toes cause her new life depends on it. cape the destructive relationship. And when she starts her new life Water is the common thread for in the mid-West as Sara, it's the death of Laura and the birth HUMBER INTRODUCES --Practical Graduate School" - That's ho;the Toronto Star recently referred to a new breed of college program offered by Humber College, and designed specifically for University and College graduates. These programs are short, (we recognize your previous level of education) so you can get right down to some practical training that includes contact with Business and Industry professionals . Multiply your career potential by combining the strength of your University back ground with the practical education for which Humber College has become known. 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This wasn't a contest, no prizes Mitchell, and "Free Falling" by Between bands I had the op were going to be won. The Free Tom Petty. pSigma indulged in a portunity to speak with members dom concert wasn't about each number of Rush songs -- "Show of Ronny and the Law. I asked individual band, but rather a col Don't Tell", "The Enemy them what the concert and Am lective effort in support of Am Within", and "La Villa nesty International meant to nesty International. I can honestly Strangiato" -- that were played them. "We are honoured to play say that I enjoyed each band's with equal expertise. at this event, and are in support of performance. An atmosphere of Talent Show winners The Amnesty International", said friendliness filled the Turret as Mourning After were the last singer Mark Cauchi. He also the fans cheered the bands on band of the night. They opened added that a couple of their songs with sincere applause. up with a blood pumping rendi reflected the theme of the night, · Ronny and the Law was the tion of the Kinks' "All Day and such as Neil Young's "Keep on first band of the night, doing a All of the Night". What followed Rockin' in the Free World" fine job of covering a variety of was an assortment of originals in (featuring Steve Doherty on "not so easy" tunes. Wednesday cluding such titles as "Sunshine", harp), and "New Orleans night's show was only the third "Cages" and "Billboard". The (Baghdad) is Sinqng" by the time the band had performed in Mourning After was the only Tragically Hip. front of a sizable audience. Any band that played originals and All four bands that played beginning band that can come on they should be given credit. The Wednesday night were from stage to play (and play well) band has a unique style and sound Laurier. As Mike Werner pointed "Sultans of Swing" by Dire that seems to mix hard rock with out, "we should be proud of that". Straits, or "Comfortably Numb" &frl in the T-shirt states the night's worthy cause. an instrumental aspect. Two gui Four talented bands at one uni by Pink Floyd, has earned a right tars trade off licks and leads versity signifies that there isn't a music also reflected it. The DJ was great too- to be there. Ronny and the Law providing an interesting and problem with lack of enthusiasm lotsa Waterboys. also covered a number of Tragi pleasing sound. by musicians, .. .if only the fans pic: Harvey Luong cally Hip's songs in which sing The Mourning After invited could share similar feelings. ing by Mark Cauchi excelled. Mike Werner of The Musicians· The Rantallions were on sec Network. Students were en ond, opening up with a cover of couraged to come out and enjoy "Message in a Bottle" by The Po talented live entertainment in sup lice. The Rantallions proceeded port of a good cause. The cause to cover a series of other "not so was freedom, freedom for fellow often heard, but really glad you human beings whose human played them" songs. "One way or rights are being abused. Another" by Blondie, "Middle of Terry Gray, one of Amnesty's The Road" by The Pretenders, Vice-Presidents (and Freedom and "Chrome Plated Heart" by concert spokesman), spoke before Melissa Etheridge are some ex the concert and between each amples. The Rantallions sounded band. Gray provided information great, and were successful at get on what Amnesty International is ting the audience out of their all about. "Amnesty at Laurier is chairs and onto the dance floor. designed to fall in line with what Slowing things down with John students can do." One thing stu Lennon's thought-provoking song dents can do is sign petitions. The "Imagine", The Rantallions best Hmmmm--if that was Ace Frehley's guitar that pick up would be glowing and smoking by now ... pic: Harvey Luong .------CELEBRATE now we know who shot Cooper! (Gasp) the Grand Total Death Count to a solid thirteen! SPRING BREAK '91 than Josie Packard. Strands of hair from Gee, with a little luck, our goal of fifteen deaths IN FT. LAUDERDALE AT and the bullet slugs from Josie's now may still be met! I think I've definitely been watch assistant Jonathan Kumaguy led Albert ing Twin Peaks too long. "body's friend, Albert Rosenfield) to this On other fronts: MME~ on the beach . The good guys are waiting for one 1) "Super-Mauler" Nadine found out the hard way ~ FT. LAUDERDALE'S PREMIERE of evidence before they make their ar- that airplane spins in amateur wrestling are illegal. r:c;__d CONCERT AND DANCE CLUB She was disqualified. Evidently, she is aware that 18 YEARS AND OWER ADMITTED of ole Albert, he is nominated for Best Norma and Big Ed are "spanking the monkey" and a the Week with his quip to the youngster thinks that is fine since it leaves the door open for 10 AM. to 6 P.M. POOLSIDE PARTIES "Bark Like A Dog" Briggs that Albert LIVE D.J. EMCEEING POOLSIDE CO!'ITEST • WATER VOLLEYBALL her and teeny-bopper Mike. Gross! TOURNAME!'IT • FREE T·SIIIRT RELAYS • THE BELLYFLOP CO!'ITEST into: "Get a life punk." Also nominated 2) The slimy rat-bastard Ben seems to have come AND CLIMAX THE DAY WITH ..• SUMMERS FAMOUS prestigious award is Pete "the poodle" CIISII PIUZF.S • FREf: T ·SIIIKTS back to reality shortly after conquering the North in AND OTIIER GIVEAWAYS for his comment to Cooper: "If there's the Civil War. (Insert applause here). in heaven, Jose is sitting next to the 3) Dastardly Wyndom has acquired the services of 7 P.M. TO 8:30P.M. Pete was referring to his Hispanic mentor the walking vegetable Leo Johnson. Big bad COLLEGE HAPPY HOUR him so ably to play chess. Why is Pete Wyndom Earle even gave Leo a pretty necklace WILFRID LAURIER PARTY • MONDAY, FEBRUARY 18 chess, you may ask? Because Agent that constricts with a push of a remote control but FREE SPRING BREAK '91 T-SHIRT WITH PAID ADMISSION FOR ABOVE COLLEGE SruDEI'fl'9 BETWEEN 7 It 8:30P.M. WITH PROPER COLLEGE I. D. solicited the services of Pete to try and ton at Mr. Earle's bidding. NEAT-01 Where would rival Wyndom Earle. Wouldn't it be someone get something like that? Canadian Tire? ALL BAR DRINKS AND DRAFT BEER 75¢ to have to rely on Pete when people's Furthermore, Wyndom has targeted either Audrey COMPETE IN CONTESTS FOR PRIZES! at stake? Home, Donna Hayward or Shelley Johnson to be EVENINGS a footnote to last week's Peak's Beat, two Dale's "queen" in the chess game. Please, SUMMERS ON THE BEACH PRESENI'S ... FURY corrections. Firstly, James Hurley's name FT. IAVDERDALE"S FTNEST ROCK 7V ROLL BAND Wyndom, please ... for my sake... don't eliminate NIGHTLY PLAYING THE BEST DANCE MUSIC •.. as "William" Hurley for whatever rea Coop's queen! I beg of you. PLUS 6 BARS TO SERVE YOU/ Mnownst to me. Secondly, I have been one Finally, did any of you notice the Shoppers ·XC'! II' AI SAVE·------('I.JI'~ SA\r: behind in my Grand Total Death Count. I Drug Mart commercial during Twin Peaks with an WILFRID LAURIER PARTY • MONDAY. FEBRUARY 18 have overlooked chubby Mr. Battis of old fart behind the counter? The guy looked exactly ONE FREE BAR DRINK OR DRAFT OR SOFT DRINK Department store when he was killed by like Richard Nixon. Do you think he'll be showing GOOD FROM 7-8:30 P.M. NIGHTLY IIIMli'CJ'JI- I'FHC'IISI"Cl~IFHI Jean Renault. Combined with the fact up soon in Twin Peaks? Probably. But until next SIIIIUilC'r"" 11111hr 1\f·;wll • 2l!J S 1\1/;ml\1' IUvd • Fl /..olllclrtd:llr, f'l. • {:lt)!",)4fi:l HIJ7A s boyfriend, Max, was killed by Evelyn (I.(K'A1Ff) 1 ''2 1ll.CK'I\ NOUfll or /.1\.'-i Ol.AS 111.\'ll ON AlAI week, consult your nearest log lady for advice. It ADMISSION 1'01.\CY! \& 'Yu.l\~ OR OLDER WF:LCOME (to protect James Hurley), this brings works for me. SPRING B~EAK '91 ------_...._,,__ __ _ 24 SCENE Thursday February/;'.'''· Doughy dreads via Change of Heart by by Tammy Stinson on vocals and guitar, Rob Taylor demonstrating their ability to per their latest album Happy Acci exceptional perfonnance level on bass and Ron Duffy on drums; form as a close-knit ensemble, at dents. the guitars allows for that ever a fourth member, playing key the same time "allowing each This quartet- John Kastner on wonderful ringing in the unl Friday, February 8th. The boards, was added for the eve other individual performing vocals and guitars, Jon Widdalee sensation. Let these wools Bombshelter, U. of W. 8pm and ning's performance. The song space". Wow, that's deep. Cummins on Guitar and vocals, press the true experience of we are still in line, awaiting ad content featured some selections On a more natural note, I John Bondhead on bass and vo concert...Not. What am I mittance. The purpose for this from their latest album, Soapbox. must say that Change of Heart cals and Paul Newman on drums trying to say? These guys gathering of beer chuggers and We were even blessed with a new impressed me with their secure and vocals- rocked the house with damn good, and I mean that. bop dancers was to catch the single, "Waking Up Tired" as an sound and stage presence; noth their powerful sound. Other It you were not one 1i latest sounds of a Montreal-based encore, due to a plethora of ing outlandish, just appropriate. originals included "Wait and fortunate attendants, you band, The Doughboys; the open audience applause. Definitely worth a listen. See","Far Away" and "Tupper out on a great concert not 10 ing band featured Toronto's own, Musically, this band is quite The Doughboys came on ware Party", as well as covers by tion the groovy purple ~ Change of Heart. appealing. The harmonic content stage many beverages later. Kiss and the Buzzcocks. tiona! T -shirts. Until their Around lOpm, only a few is simple however this is Enthusiasm, multiple harmonies Listening to the music, one visit to town, I suggest you beverages later, Change of Heart redeemed by the melodic strength and flying hair play a large role in can perceive the rich harmonic up their most recent ree made their way to the stage. and vocal range found in Blurton. their ilCt. "Countdown" was the blending in the vocals. The pre Happy Accidents is an ex Usually seen as a trio; Ian Blurton They were successful in opening song, which is found on cise rhythms of the drums and the place to start. - - - J Up & Corning~ You'll have to excuse me Children by the millions wait for Alex Chilton but, I'm not at my best; instead, go see the Replacements at the Opera /' ve not slept for six weeks House in T.O. on the 17th. I J I need home for a rest. For what should be a very interesting time, check I Adapted from out the Animation Celebration movie at the Prin Spirit of the West cess Theatre from the 20th through to the 28th. A J collection of award winning animation shorts. ) Arthur Miller's play The Crucible runs at the Vic A not a bad band playing the Rivoli in T.O. on the toria Park Pavillion in Kitchener nightly (8 pm) 23rd of Feb. The Pale Saints (but then I've never starting tonight (Thursday) through to Sunday seen a tanned one ... ) afternoon (2:30). Perhaps the only one you should know is/are the J In yet another Bombshelter Friday matinee, Mike Charlatans UK who will bring their drug music to Something will astonish and amuse or something the Opera House in T.O. on the 24th. Yeah, and to that effect. Or not. But he'll play some good good luck gettin' tickets. I tunes on his acoustic on the 15th. David Wilcox will bring downtown uptown for you 1 ) Fork out very little money for Andrew Cash at the and play that good ole drinkin' pit the Bombshelter I) ,• Albion Hotel in Guelph on the 15th- -and 16th. on the 27th. 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I $1.50 OFF I ANY SIZE SANDWICH Expiry Date: Feb. 17/91 I thecord SCE ThursdayFebruary 1-1.1991 25 Once Around an adult fantasy by Jennifer Epps dominium salesman descended gets married anyway. Renata, J...... nn~n level of from Lithuanian generals) and its meanwhile, is the only single Once Around is about the translation is: "Dogs can't make family member left, and her unlikely people we're attracted their dreams come true, so people boyfriend (Griffin Dunne, who to, about the unpredictability of have to." When Sam and Renata manages to make a strong im life. This American film has more first meet, he informs her "My pression in a brief period) is dis layers and more style than we're divorce was finalized on Septem tant and uninterested. Only a few guys were used to in films about families, ber 2nd," and they're both thrilled minutes into the film, she breaks that. films like Terms of Endear when she realizes that is also her up with him, (off-camera) and one of the ment, Moonstruck, and birthdate. The dialogue is crazy returns home, where she very nat you missed Parenthood. Swedish filmmaker and realistic, as if the two urally crawls into bed with her not to men- Lasse Hallstrom made the charm qualities were interchangeable. parents. (Renata is in her thirties.) le promo ing coming-of-age picture My There's nothing forced about this A little later, on a sales training their next Life as a Dog in 1987 and fresh sense of humour; we don't seminar in the Caribbean, she you pick resisted offers to work in the laugh "at" the characters, but meets Sam. recontmg; States until now. "with" them. And the characters In bad movies, people stare at an excellent Malia Scotch-Marmo based have Jives of their own. each other, wordlessly, to show the screenplay on her own up Near the beginning of the that they're falling in love. Here, bringing. Like her heroine, film, Renata and her younger Sam and Renata have a bizarre, Renata Bella (Holly Hunter), sister, Jan, (Laura San Giacomo) lurching exchange. After making Scotch-Marmo came from an have an intimate conversation the first move, Renata averts her Italian-American family in Bos right before Jan's wedding. Jan eyes, while Sam, quite casually ton. Richard Dreyfuss' character, reveals that she has been having and guilelessy, tells her that he Sam Sharpe, quotes a Lithuanian an affair. (Renata doesn't quite was born in the era of Count saying (Sam happens to be a con- believe her.) Jan goes ahead and Basie and His Orchestra, and "that's why I have such intense passions." Sam moves his business to Boston to be near Renata and her family. Her parents and siblings have mixed feelings about this older man: he's crude, loud, blunt, impulsive, demonstrative, Ah, yes, the dip and kiss manoeuvre works well for stubborn, and sometimes insensi Richard in this fine flick. tive. But he's also full of life, and he clearly adores Renata. Hunter and Dreyfuss are own, which would ruin the pur celebrations, from christenings to delightful together; they're out of pose of the gathering; Mrs. Bella funerals. The circle is a recurring control, delirious. When things is the one who icily confronts motif, hearkening back to its an begin to go wrong, Hunter very Sam, clutching the microphone. cient symbolism of renewal, in ably talks through her tears, plays Finally, Danny Aiello's portrait finity, and the cycle of life. several emotions at once. of Joe, the patriarch, is fascinat Scenes are joined, blended, not Dreyfuss has a tricky role; in fact, ing. He's sentimental but laconic, square-edged or cut off from each a do-or-die one. His character's able to speak his mind most elo other. This is achieved not only best qualities are also his worst quently through music. He through the acting, writing, and faults. He's big-hearted, but even resents Sam more than anyone directing, but also through that gets on people's nerves--he else does because Sam throws Andrew Mondshein' s editing and annoys through excess. money away and flaunts his Dutch cinematographer Theo Van San Giacomo holds her own wealth, and this offends Joe's de Sande's tasteful and express in this cast of pros, playing an in male provider pride. ive lensing. triguing young woman with prob In another director's hands, Characters change their minds lems of her own. Gena Rowlands' this whole story might have been a dozen times, feel confused, and performance as the mother is ex abrasive, but Hallstrom has im act silly. Meanwhile, Renata and citing: alert, good-humoured, per ported a sensibility that en Sam, skating on a lake, deeply in . 21 ceptive, the most mature of the courages us to accept people in love, stretch out their arms, and it bunch, but no saint. At an Italian shades of gray, in all their flaw seems as if they are flying. Once memorial, Sam insists on follow less imperfection. Around isn'tjust an adult view of ing Joe Bella's teary ode to The structure is episodic, family dynamics. It's also an motherhood with a song of his clustered around personal adult view of fantasy. You've been a great audience. I would like to thank each Great Grad Portraits and every one of you. 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But there was no works as being,"the first Amer approaches, why not give your lar with many for years, her role Miller began writing for a collec protest. I spent days in the library ican stories by a woman to sweetheart something they could in the movie Henry and tor of erotica who offered them "a studying the Kama Sutra, celebrate sexuality with complete really use, like a little erotica. No June,exposed her intimate writ dollar a page." listened to friends' most extreme and open abandonment." Per not pornography, Hustler, ings to a far vaster audience. The The collector often com adventures." sonally I thought that both Nin's Playgirl, but rather the far more novel, Delta of Venus, although mented that Anais's work was too And Nin's writings are exact unique style and word positioning poetic and genuine descriptions Nin' s first attempt at erotica,is poetic, too philosophical. She ly that, a collection of outrageous allows the reader a venue of per of the physical expressions of just as sensual and stimulating as easily rectified this,"I began to and extreme depictions of sexual sonal sexual exploration without love between two consenting her later works. write tongue in check, to become frolic, from a very female per the fear of being caught or catch adults. The preface of this novel de- outlandish, inventive, and so ex- spective. Of the female bias, Nin ing something. Henceforth the comments,"At the time we were perfect gift for that special some all writing erotica at a dollar a one on your mind or heart during page, I realized that for centuries this most romantic season. Who we had had only one model for knows, you may even learn a few this literary genre- the writing of new tricks. men. I was already conscious of Copies can be obtained Poland rocks hard the difference between the mas through WORDSWORTH Chris Poland styles and sounds. culine and feminine treatment of BOOKS, or PAGES. Return to Metalopolis "Khazed Dum" is a personal favourite of mine. Enigma Records It is full of fluid time changes and these transitions bring you to new heights and then back down to See Chris Poland. See Chris play guitar! See reality. Once again, the drumming fs excellent; it Chris sing! I lied about the last part because there works in perfect combination with a 12 string are no vocals on this one kids, that is unless Milli acoustic guitar. This song is well mixed, clean and Vanilli lip-sync'ed in the studio. What we have powerful. It brings out the full talents of Chris here is an instrumental album. Chris has to be Poland. pretty damn good to put out an instrumental project You can also charm Man with songs like "Beel and he has had quite the experience with guitar zebub Bop" or the oh-so-cheery "Theatre of the from playing with Megadeath and the Circle Jerks. Damned". There are nine, count ·'em NINE songs. I will There are a lot odd common characteristics in not go into all of them but some of them deserve all the songs. The drumming and guitar are ex some real attention. cellent. They are well coordinated. There are time The first song is called "Club Ded"; it has a per changes all over the place. Chris lets out the most fect coordination of percussion and an excellent haunting sounds from his guitar. The album is pow mastering of both lead and rhythm guitars. It is just erful, clean and energetic. Chris Poland does know chock full oftime changes. It has a nice rough edge his stuff. This is not a "let's see how loud and fast sound to it. we can play" album. It is talented and innovative. "Row of Crows" is a double pickers delight. It I would recommend this album to the spans from a heavy metal barrage to simple, quiet Megadeath, Testament and Metallica crowd. If you melodic parts. A coral sitar is an interesting participant and this all adds up to the potpourri of l~ethe~~u~.~u'llgctakicko~;~f~th:i:s:oo:e:·~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-Rorie Mcintosh ~~~~~~~~~~ Tuesday. March 12th 7 - 9 pm in Atheletics Complex a the the singer Co-ed Teams of 6-8 '-ersons enough to As them Prizes. Prizes & more PRIZESI tell of how Ar the characters presented afterwards at Stingenl be rcdnecks, would but the \ tinued, "I guc, For the fir. This pic was taken last year but Garnet hasn't cnanl!eal a bit. pic: J Tyler Leatherland by Tony Burke "It may be a little early for you to sing with a bunch of strangers but just think how I feel." The truly enjoyable aspect of watching folk singers live is not to hear the songs, nor to hear their interpretations of other folk staples but to listen to the stories that they tell. Gamet Rogers' tales of navels, friendships and politics augmented his appearance at the Prin cess Cinema Thursday night to the delight of a sold out audience. Despite Rogers' apparent insecurity over his own songs, the material from Small Victories, his latest and all-original album, domi "There nated the performance. Rogers had little cause to anxiety, however, as the crowd offered lheir praise of the songs. "One Last Ride", "His Father's House" (based on the home-life of his childhood friend Jo or Jo-Jo, for short), and "Sleeping Buffalo" were all presented with high energy and su perb acoustic guitar instrumentation. The title track of the new album was preceded by the tale of how Rogers' wife began to raise thoroughbreds. Rogers told of the feel Ill togs of exultation he experienced visiting the race track and the sad ness he felt realizing his pathway in life too late: "I'm too old to be a JOCkey" the six-and-a-half foot singer joked. Rogers was certainly not too shy to betray his views on political ues. From referring to Richard Nixon as a criminal to Oliver North lex as the product of sending "Howdy Doody to a Hitler youth camp" , lhe singer reveled in his own witticism. After all, who would be brave • enough to disagree? As the musical journey continued, Rogers stopped once again to 1ellofhow Americans and Canadian audiences differ. While many of '73 Dodge lhe characters in his sketch of our southern neighbours were drawn to oc rednecks, he likened Canadians to "people who vote NDP or ~ould but they're afraid that they'd actually win". Pausing, he con tinued, "I guess we blew it this time." lft!H!.!;S No. It's just a disc- not unlike those found at Dr. Disc; earth base for For the first of two encores, Rogers picked up his fiddle for a song thousands of new and used records, cassettes and CDs. he used to play backing up his late brother Stan Rogers. Stating that seeing things? It's time then to visit the Doctor, located at 146 King St. W. in the 1e only likes playing fiddle to accompany others, the audience were dt to stumble through "The Northwest Passage" alone. heart of downtown Kitchener (see photo). We're open from 1Oam to 1Opm Monday Rogers managed to peddle some of his own musical "product" in thru Saturday and now from 2pm to 9pm on Sunday. (our phone# is 7 43-8315) lhe form of CDs and tapes at the concession stand. Although he has wme infamous for bringing technology to folk music -- he mployed a guitar synthesizer for some of his material -- Rogers lpOlogized for his inability to produce his music on vinyl. Technology brought another instrument to play on Thursday as ices from the local Waterloo Taxi CB radio were barely heard as it 3nnelcd through Rogers' equipment. Sure, we had to put up with TUNES THA T ARE OUT Of THIS WORLD .'t noise that they made, but we also got the music. Wile E. and TNT ex 1St struction series. The coyote may have stumbled onto the correct chemical composition of TNT while using gunpowder and fireworks. This explanation is mish m__ rather weak. Tb'e Sex Pistols 2. Wile E. purchases ex Live At Ch~IQSI'qr(J Top Security Prison plosives through the black market ErtigttU\ end of ACME. ACME successfully fills the It you like your music with crystal clear coyote's needs for the majority of Whompin' guitar sound ...don't buy this album. It's a his plans and, therefore, it is pos a 1976 album (supposedly so a new generation can sible that ACME produces the Sex Pistols), but it comes off as a cheap piece of dynamite under the table. There is Take a raunchy, antagonistic band. put them in a very little scientific data to back ment (where they can simultaneously bait and this hypothesis. audience) and then sit back and watch what happens sly wink bad 3. Wile E. (the Anti-Christ) whole thing off With a and "Look what these uses his dark powers to PRO to again" grin and shrug. DUCE dynamite. But the above says nothing about their music which contracted to criticize. so here goes ... In Wile E. issue 1, it was es Maybe because it's old and quite possibly because tablished that the coyote is the ac the odds are it's because this is the Sex Pistols, this tual Anti-Christ. It would take the sad, mish-mash, potpourri of whining guitars and Anti-Christ approximately 3.4 seconds to create a 24-pack of l don't know shit about the Sex's (yes we're on a fllSl politics, but not even my secret decoder ring can help dynamite sticks. This holding what the Sex Pistols are so pissed off about ~- c::::> ~~:;.._....a,;;-=--::-:__=--_----1 true, it may be argued that an Is it because they grew up in a country where .- Anti-Christ would kill the through plate glass windows was looked upon as ~ . - Roadrunner through: teUigence? a) spontaneous combustion Is it because being •angry' was fashionable? b) plague of locusts Or is it because the Sex Pistols are a bunch of by A.D. plosives. c) demonic possession hoodlums woo couldn't get real jobs but managed Three possible explanations: rather than the simplistic use of shocking people? How does Wile E. Coyote 1. Wile E. manufactures 1NT dynamite. Yet, such a blatant Every .song on this album sounds the same; every bypass government legislation misuse of power would be HIMSELF. six minutes of unintelligible blather and dealing with the private pur Wile E. may have a scientific frowned upon by the Anti-Christ pU11ctuated by Johnny Rotten's atypical spontaneous chase of TNT? Local666. background from the University may be. fun as a concept but how ...creative is it to Where does Wile E. get of Arizona. This would give him In conclusion, Wile E. pro wanker in front of hundreds of convicts, taunting dynamite? The coyote detonates the necessary knowledge to pro duces and uses his own dynamite like "Why don't you go home if you don't like it?" an estimated $45,000 worth of duce explosives. Wile E. is a self created from his demonic powers. The. music is terrible. the 'teasing' between songs 1NT weekly, yet you and I have a acclaimed genius and therefore he attin att.l'm going to have to give this album a rating considerable amount of difficulty may have learned how to produce NEXT ISSUE: Is Wile E. out of the whole bunch. attempting to purchase high ex- dynamite through a Time/Life in- really hungry? Student Choice Awards This is your chance to choose your favorite prof! He I She will be presented with a plaque honouring their commitment to education and to YOU the student Please complete this questionnaire in full because only those fully completed will be accepted. 1. Who is your favorite pror? 2.Why? 3. What distinguishes this person as an outstanding educator? Please drop this off in the concourse or stop by the Student Union" ...... Page 29 SPORTS lessio shines a!!ainst atertoo down the Warrior offense. 6'7" rookie guard, completely stance at 41-40, but leading by as Saturday looking to wipe out the Fortunately this is exactly what frustrating him and holding his much as 9 late in the game. Hawks as they had done over a Alessio did. points to 17 (most of which came Strong inside play once again by week earlier, and sure enough the Wilh Reading Week now al Fighting off a handful of in the dying seconds). work horses Wayne Trudeau and Hawks went cold and Mac was upon us we have two things screens Alessio still found some Laurier held the lead through Steve Duncan, who played great hot. Laurier's playoff hopes are ile about. What may the sec way of staying on the heels of the out the game except for one in- in the paint, pulling down alive; yes, that's correct, we have be you ask? Well, WE BEAT rebounds and setting up a tena a chance at the final spot Sur ,TERLOO. Yep, that is cor cious defense. Hawk rookie prised? Well I am too. Pending an our Golden Hawk hoopsters Shaun Roach also continues to OUAA ruling in which Laurier •-11ed to the UW PAC and develop inside, as he becomes a would gain another victory be off a big win for the bas- force to be considered. His cause of Windsor's use of an in I program. For those of you highlights included a monster eligible player earlier in the sea read last week's article, I block of Van Roughnett in the son against the Hawks, the team !his one. I said that WLU second half which left the War could find itself in the post &lefor a good game and sure rior fans with drooping jaws. season party. Mike Alessio came Perhaps the turning point here Coach Jefferies was quoted as 1gh almost single-handedly was around the five minute mark saying, "If this comes through, me. Thanks buddy. when UW was charging back that would be huge for us." With ,VRIER 73 WATERLOO 69 from the 9 point deficit. With three wins Laurier would be tied a game which was most only a 5 point lead Chris Living with Brock for the last spot. With lhe biggest of the remain stone nailed a big hoop late on the better part of the schedule hedule our Golden Hawks the shot clock and followed it ahead, who knows what could through with a very big with what is becoming a typical happen. With this in mind Laurier ,ce builder. The Warriors steal off the inbound pass. An came into the McMaster game a tough team who have easy Livingstone layup put us with new hopes of an upset. playoff contentions but on back to 9 where Laurier slammed Things weren't to be, as we lost it day they were not enough for the door for good and continued big. "The loss of Danny (Deep) to Hawks. to stick it to them. this game definitely hurt us as the P\a'j\n¥, in his hna\ contest On the negative side, Danny kids came out a little tentative," the dreaded Warriors, 5th Deep injured his knee in a some Jefferies commented, forward Mike Alessio was what freak twist after a steal, but Hawk killers Ed Madronach 10 play and came up with he came back and played well in netted 26 points and monster his bcsl game of the year. the 2nd half. Unfortunately he centre Jack Vanderpole hooped ing the tough assignment of had to sit out Saturday's game. 15. ring Warrior rookie Sean ·- . Leading the Laurier attack It was a game of pathetic Roughnctt, whose ralent will .,;( was Mike Alessio with a game shooting to say the least as the him a shot at the CIAU high 27 points to go with his Hawks were 35 of 102 which in ,e honours, Alessio knew if great defense. Rookie point guard cluded 45% from the foul line. Livingstone had a big night as well. photo by Jen Kuntz were to stay in the game his Chris Livingstone had his best Not a good statistic! Leading the Ol.l'nut with 19 points. Most im way was Alessio once again with pressive, however, was the 17-23 13 but the emergence of guards from the foul line as a team, a Andre Baptiste and Sean Brennan great stat for this poor foul shoot with 12 each was nice to see. ing team. Alessio lead the way The Hawks are off to with 10-12 from the line, most of Lakehead this weekend for a pair ink or swim tim which were clutch hoops near the on Friday and Saturday. A split end when it counted. die", "Our backs are to the wall", "We just have to here would be nice and then with MAC 85 LAURIER 66 take one game at a time", "It's time to play Windsor at home on Wednesday desperate hockey", and the uncommon but a McMaster came to Laurier on their chances look groovy. more interesting "like a Phoenix from the ashes" and "Lazarus-like comeback". The Leafs are in trouble in this, perhaps the NHLNOTES clouded and confused season in recent The rematch between Troy Crowder of New The Leafs' organization has long been Jersey and Bob Probert of Detroit is scheduled for lllrounded by turmoil and controversy. Many ex March 1 in Detroit. So far, Crowder has won two of and fans were convinced that it was due to the three fights between the pugilists ... With a late surge and interference of their owner Harold Brett Hull could still catch Mario Lemieux's season The death of Ballard, however, has been a goal total of 85 but would be hard-pressed to reach to even more problems. It is the present, the totals of 87 and 92 set by Wayne Gretzky in '84 which concerns the players. The Leafs, as and '82 respectively ... The Boston Bruins have the , were sitting at 36 points with 15 wins. League's best record as of Sunday but I don't think trail the Minnesota North Stars by 11 points. it's time to dust off the Stanley Cup just yet. In a still have two games in hand on the Stars and recent game against the Edmonton Oilers, the left against them. If the Leafs could put Bruins looked very slow. They should also be con a win streak they could catch the Stars. cerned with a lack of scoring on the second and only trouble is Minnesota is currently one of third lines and the dependency of the defense upon ,eague's hottest teams. If the Leafs have any Ray Bourque. The Hartford Whalers nearly upset with which to buoy themselves and keep their the Bruins in last year's playoffs when Bourque up, it is the memory that they were success missed a few games due to injury. The Bruins did ill coming from behind to beat out the Stars for beat the Oilers S-4, however, in that game... The fourth and final playoff spot in the '87/'88 play of the Montreal Canadiens continues to con The Leafs made the playoffs with only found and puzzle fans and experts alike. Decimated that season. They drew Detroit in the by injuries, and with sub-par years from Stepane and scared them by winning the first Richer, Denis Savard, and Shayne Corson, the Habs in Detroit. The Wings came back however to continue to win. It is another example of the in the series 4-2. Only five Leafs on the present credible depth of the organization. At one point last played for that team in '87/'88. It's at about week the Habs put the call out to Patrice Brisebois point that you can insert your favourite "come who had been playing Junior A for Drummondville Laurier got the jump on Waterloo from the start. behind" catch ohrase or cliche. "It's do or in the thecor,: 30 SPORTS Thursday February 14. 199 I Top THLers do battle tonight by Rob Hums to capture the Old Vienna to this game for first place over game also turned into a rather time in 10 games. All season long Calgary has Trophy, indicative of the league's all. Calgary scored four goals by rough and trouble affair with four been trying to prove something; best team in the regular season. the midway point of the first peri players--three from Calgary- EDMONTON 9 WATERL004 in fact, this all-rookie team was "Nothing but hard work got us od and matched that output in the receiving game ejections. In the final game of the sea· considered a longshot at the be here," stated Calgary co-captain second period by cruising to the Starring for Calgary was son for both clubs, Edmonton ginning of the Molson Tamiae Rob Bobier after the game. "I win. There is no doubt that Cal defenseman Todd Campbell with scored seven first period goals., Hockey League season. By the think we have finally shown to gary dominated every facet of the three goals and three assists, . cruise to the victory. Edmonton's end of regular season play last everybody that we can play good, game, from goaltending to while Alex Heron scored a pair of Don Poort needed three points 10 Sunday night, however, they solid hockey. We definitely have defense to forechecking to, of goals. Stef Pregelj and Brad Tub overtake Vancouver's Paul Mam· finally proved that they were not a realistic shot to take it all. From course, scoring. Montreal goalie man each chipped in with a goal molini for the B Division scain& just Mullin-Nesbitt Cup con this point on it's going to take a Derek Fee was left virtually and an assist. The lone bright spot championship, and he got tba tenders, they were indeed Cup pretty good team to beat us." defenseless in facing at least four for Montreal was Brad Carnegie plus insurance with four g!U favourites as they thrashed The actual contest did not breakaways, three two-on-nones, who scored two goals en route to and two assists in the game. Brem season-long leaders Montreal 8-2 match the anticipation leading up and numerous three-on-ones. The capturing the A Division scoring Van Lahr, Kent Cunningham, lid championship. Adam Brown each scored a pi QUEBEC6TORONT01 and added three assists for the ! 1eueueuen eneueneuen~ Quebec moved into second winners. Ross Richardson, G~e& I I place ahead of Montreal and will Peters, Dave Serviss, and Bob i receive a bye in the first round of Metterdy scored for Waterloo. e - • e e e ~ the playoffs with this win over a ICE CHIPS The final MolD ,_ \ _ ' Player of the Week this seaso111 ~ c::::711 short-staffed Toronto team. ~- IQ'll'.~-1 ~---- LORI SULLIVAN (VOLLEYBALL)- This 2nd year setter from ~Quebec's Rick Boyco needed the THL is Mike Ponic of W'm /~ Mississauga was outstanding in her first full game played on Friday i four points to tie Carnegie for the i .,,r-0 night. Her strong setting and defensive play earned her player of the .z nipeg. The Windsor native saxed 1_ ·c UJ' .._.. h ~ scoring championship, but N 1 two goals and added two aaia 1 0 P + game onours. e ! managed only one goal and two in his team's victory over W&rl loo last week, and set up lk I A-vet' lobi~ -· I ;~~~:t~dG~ ~~1 ~~~~~ s~~ game winner against VanC0011 • • i goals and one assist, while in Winnipeg's final regular D ~.: • /'>19 lfll-.f f. • Toronto's Simon Jiminez scored son game. His five points in lk e 1- Sigma Chi's lone goal. last week vaulted him to a place finish in the Miller I ~·.i , ·,~·~ • No n .c f. •lv-e. I WINNIPEG 4 vANCOUVER 3 = 1: ·' r 1 ...v. i Chris Dodd snapped a bullet scoring race ... The post-seaa ,~ \ - '~ r l e A t over Vancouver goalie Steve party shapes up as 1 t • ·, e · VC{ r /a6!<.. ~ Rideout's shoulder with under a Montreal will face Winnipeg I ~.- minute left to play to lift Win- 10:30 pm and Toronto j 1 i nipeg, playing with only seven against Vancouver at 11:30 j MIKE ALESSIO (BASKETBALL)- In the Hawk's win against the I skaters, over Vancouver in an ex- tonight at the Bubble in a t Waterloo Warriors on Wednesday night, this 5th year player from I citing, well-played contest. Mark game SUdden-death nn~J1PI'.I. 9 London scored 27 points and held the Warriors top scorer to 17 t Eisner,- Mark Burton, and Shawn Calgary will meet .1 points. • .i Wedow scored the other Win- Montreal/Winnipeg winner ~ e 1 nipeg goals. Chris Cornwall, with semi-final while Quebec t e e t two, and Jason Geroux replied for the TorontoNancouver 1 ' Vancouver, who lost for the first the other semi-final . .,., ...... ,.. ,... ,.,,.".,.,.,,.. ,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.. ,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,,.,•"•'•~ I .- ---< ------····· I @~ I .t~~'IIJ@$; I BAR-B-O I I COUPON I I I for I I FREE Delivery I I $1.50 value I I Please mention this coupon Bar-B-Q Chicken & Ribs, I when ordering. I I Jumbo Chicken Wings •••••••••••••••I I I I Salads & Garlic Bread I I I COUPON I I for I ·····••••••·• .. / / · ~ · Q@6!\:J.IQ~. §! ·;.J ::_ •.. ::::::···::.::::::,.,.. I } ····••363 • !a~gStNJ } ··if ~9~Ig~~V,a~ ··· qr~ •••••.•, ... ::=\ by Anna Don1 Cord Sports This past Volleyball tea11 matches. Wat lravelled to lest their Hawks. lbeir match disappoi · lhe late Although "Okay, where did you drop your contact lens?" omen's V-ballers continue to soar how to win against Waterloo, it only two league matches left, this took a while to actually dominate win was both definitely needed the game. This match was a and appreciated by the entire 1bis past week the Women's roller-coaster ride from start to team. team played two home finish. The games were alternate Friday came and with it, the Waterloo and Brock ly won by our Lady Hawks until match against Brock. Going into to the Laurier campus to the fifth when an easy 10 point this match the team was prepared ieir skill against our Lady win margin stopped Waterloo to fight. The Badgers have been Laurier triumphed in cold. Coach Cookie Leach ad in first place all season and have against Waterloo but mitted to uneasiness in the fourth remained very solid and con .,intingly missed winning game when the team was down sistent. Our women had to play versus Brock. by several points, but she never the game of their season and they AIIOOugh Laurier does know truly lost hope in her team. With did their best. The frrst game was an incredible example of the talent on our volleyball team. The Lady Hawks were missing their left-bander Jen Irwin, who was ySunday Evening ... only allowed to cheer from the sidelines due to a minor injury. In went home this weekend. You know, it's great travelling over her position was Lori Sullivan, a eapanse of flat land between here and Chatham, Ontario (popula the team's second setter. The .4~!XXH-). The 401 stretched out before me like a winding snake Hawks had to then adjust to hav t muted into fifth gear in my sister's yuppie mobile. She was in ing both setters on the court and ii •Eenger seat, doing some knitting while I whizzed by the people therefore playing a 6-2. The slow lane. There is only so much you can take of the landscape, team's overall performance At least the women's team can win. • it usually does, my mind began to wander. showed how ambitious and ver lighter.'' I began to think how smug cities like Hamilton or Ottawa or satile they are. The match ended -second-year player from Water LORI SULLIVAN were for thinking that they deserved a professional sports in a 1-3 loss but there was ab loo. -unsung hero #2 when I know in my heart that Chatham is the city of the '90's. solutely nothing about this match -named "player of the game" -second year player from Missis- Chatham needs is a professional hockey team. It is the home that could be frowned at. The against the Waterloo Warriors sauga of such sports greats as Fergie Jenkins, Dave Gagner, and Tie team carne together as a unit and -had a slow start at the. beginning -named "player of the game" The Junior 'B' team would be the perfect base for a franchise, forced the Badgers to fight to of the year against the Brock Badgers already have the uniforms and the zarnbonies. control the game. The only league -an upward progression through -alternate setter llcnow what you are thinking. This guy is crazy. How could game left is away, against Wind out the whole season -following in Paula Baker's foot- •Jdessional hockey team survive in the "Maple City"? Well, the sor, but our Lady Hawks now -plays power position steps are quite clear. First of all, in a radius of one hundred kilo- know how vulnerable Brock ac -was awarded a chance at a start- -consistent defensive player around Chatham there is a base of two million people, from tually is. This positive attitude ing position in less than three -great effort in net plays Samia, Windsor, London and Blenheim to name a few. From will assist greatly in their prepa months into the season -excellent attitude and intensity substantial crowds could be drummed up to watch the team rations for the playoffs. -a great hitter during games · Tickets would be cheaper due to the small town prices. There -constantly improving defense -most consistent server PLAYER PROFILES major highways which pass through Chatham, as well as pas -authoritative floating serve -incredible tuck-jumper rail seT'Iice (\f you want to pay those horrible prices). And of 1RISH KLEIST -excellent grunting noises during -daring when dealing with Paula \here is the Chatham Airport. Once that farmer finally -unsung hero # 1 warm-up and her carves hoved his silo from the end of the runway, things have moved out there. professional teams such as Toronto, Detroit, Chicago and are close at hand, so Chatham would not have to travel great _.uiCeS, like to Tampa. And besides, who in their right mind would to play hockey in Tampa? Yea, I thought so. Chatham is a sports oriented town. If you don't believe me, take a there sometime (you'll find it on Highway 401 between London Windsor). Children learn how to play hockey before they can The stands are filled with hockey mothers who scream at the Lmra<~ers who hurt their babies, but cheer when their offspring their opponents along the boards. Can't you drive me down to big leagues? Anyone interested in joining my crusade is welcome to do so. can contact me at 888-0259. 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They I thought we took some OK lllala Cord Sports Bourne rebounded the next Waterloo just 1.8 seconds left, sealing their scored the first seven points, and the ftrst half, we weren't oomCCIIUIIII miss, carried the ball up, and found fate. never trailed. They had complete with them as we were 5·20 (2SI It was a difficult week for the Janice Field open on the left wing for Lindley continued, "In a sense, control of the contest, and clearly the ftrst half. Lady Hawk Hoopsters, as they a triple that tied the score. Tiffany we beat ourselves. It was disappoint showed why they are a nationally "Heather McKay [a two-lia dropped a pair of games. Last Wed Bunning then intercepted an Athena ing because we worked really hard to ranked, top ten team. At the half, Canadian centre] schooled • nesday, the Hawks lost a close one to pass and started a fast break which build a good lead at the half. Maybe a Laurier trailed 41-23. players inside. She made bllr Waterloo, and then on Saturday saw Janice feed Stephanie Packer for more experienced team would have Lindley described what hap so fast we couldn't clamp don McMaster was in total control of the a pull-up lay up. shifted into overdrive, pushed up the pened. 'They surprised us. We didn't her. And Vicki and Lauml (&Ill* game. The Hawks forced a jump on the defense and fmished the drives, but expect them to play as much zone as Harrison and Crich] ran lay • WATERLOO 57 LAURIER 55 next Waterloo possession. Laurier for some reason we couldn't do it, they did, and we had expected a lot us. This game had to be a disappoint won the jump and ran the ball up the and we lost. more pressure, but not like they did "I thought we played bea. a ment for the Lady Hawks. They had floor. Bourne found Janice for the "The other big factor in the game in Hamilton. second half. We played a~ defeated the Athenas earlier in the was that we put them on the foul line basket. After that, the Hawks applied "Our game plan was to try to and tried to increase the tempo season, and were looking forward to 27 times, and they scored 17 points. a full court press, and Packer picked push the ball up the court, and get an We got the ball to the high poll a second victory. But the trip up Uni We only went 13 times, making 9." off a pass and converted it for a 29- up-tempo game. But unfortunately, ter, which is where you w.-11 versity Avenue proved to be un Jen led the Hawks with 14 points. 23 lead. Packer got another steal sec their defense slowed the tempo right it against a 2-3 zone like thein. successful. onds later. Janice and Packer both added 13 down, we missed our shots, and it The Hawks ftnished lbe The loss particularly hurt because The Athenas then halted the each. played right into what they wanted to with better numbers from lbe the Hawks led for almost the entire Laurier streak at 13 unanswered Lindley was particularly im do. point land [5-16, 31%] than&aa second half. The first time they points with a free throw. Eagleson pressed with her Freshman guard. "A "I think the tempo of the game, side the circle [27%]. trailed came with 1:37 to go, when and Bourne closed out the scoring. bright spot for us was Stephanie and them corning out with that kind were Janice with 10 and they relinquished the lead for good. It was an impressive first half for Packer and her play overall. She was of game plan, it really affected us. with8. Hawks coach Sue Lindley ex the Hawks. Seven players scored, led the person, in our 2-2-1 full court We really became tentative on of plained her thoughts on the game. "I by Packer with-11 and 7 for Janice. press who ignited the pressure, got fense. It was kind of a one-and-done was disappointed that we lost the The Hawks led most of the sec some steals; she was everywhere. offense. We didn't get to the of game, but I think we ran out of gas at ond half, before losing at the end. And at the offensive end, we've been fensive boards, and they were leaking the end. Fatigue was a big factor, and Lindley explained, "We didn't play trying to encourage her to be aggres guards off the top of the zone down we had some players who were sick." smart the last three minutes. We had sive and shoot the ball when she's the floor for easy baskets. The early stages of the game saw a 5 point lead with three minutes to open. She did that, and had success. 'That's the ftrst team that played a see-saw battle as the lead changed go. We gave them some easy shots, When you look at her line, 1-3 in a lot of zone defense against us, espe hands several times. However, after a and put them on the line, and we three-pointers, 5-9 in twos, 4 cially any kind of match-up. We real Waterloo timeout with 5:31left-in the didn't make our shots. . rebounds and 3 steals, that's not bad ly struggled in the first half. Although half, and the Athenas leading 23-18, "Jen made two foul shots with 14 for a Freshman guard in this league." Laurier took charge. The Hawks seconds to go [to get the Hawks rolled off a 17-5 run to close out the within two points]. We still had a half. chance to tie or go ahead. But we McMASTER 80 LAURIER 48 Jen Field ignited the rally, didn't try to steal the inbound pass or making a tough basket in the key, and foul right away, which is standard Last Saturday evening at the drawing a foul, but she couldn't con- basketball strategy." 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It seems [a two-time all The Wilfrid Laurier home an 0 U A A both Brock and Waterloo. season play. that after the big win over our post olden Hawk men's Vol- championship. These The back to back losses "The game against Brock nationally ranked Mac the her mov down on did us in," stated assistant team couldn't get it back on [guards ~SPORTS EDITOR BEFORE ~ ~ SPORTS EDITOR AFTER ~ coach Steve Davis, "Brock track. The guys certainly lay ups on came ready to play and we have the physical ability but ·~. made silly mistakes." The the mental toughness just guys travelled to Brock and wasn't there after Christ .c®)· suffered a 3-1 loss to a mas. physically inferior team. One of the bright spots This loss gives Brock the for the Hawks this year has ·~· fourth and final playoff spot been veteran spiker Bruce in the OUAA east and McGreggor. He set a .<@!· eliminates Laurier from Laurier record for kills two eligibility. weeks ago and last week the lone solid performer, game The team has in and game out for the un derachieving Hawks . .~· struggled since The team has one game left against the hapless .~· January Windsor Lancers. "There is no way we can make the Prior to the embarrassing playoffs," said Davis. "We .~· loss to Brock the Hawk are playing this one for squad lost to Waterloo at pride." Pride is right. The the PAC. It seems Waterloo guys certainly should beat .~· was the better squad this the far inferior Windsor .~· season as the Hawks lost to squad. As soon as the team .~· ·~· ·~ . ·~. them twice in convincing gets back from Windsor ,.. After eight months in the position of Sports Editor, you can see what has happened. I have become two manner. This time the their season will be over dimensional, pale in the face and I have dark rings around my eyes. I was once a happy sort, and I will be damage was 3-0 as the and they can begin ooce again when I get some sucke .. er.. I mean someone capable of taking over the position. If you are in Hawks didn't really put up ~ted in working for The Cord in any capacity next year, come up after Reading Week to the offices. regrouping and thinking on ,ere are a'oou\ a gazillion positions available. Ask for me. I'll be the one shaking and talking to myself much of a fight. a season that might have m\\\e comer ot \ne room. The team has been strug- been. itilff!if!!fMJ l I' ;;: ''l l! orgpr rnn On o Bn GINO'S PIZZA 747-9888 The ·~·lll. ~l 160 Un1vers1ty Ave. W Waterloo Laurier University j~:~l:.l !r NOW OPEN 24 HOURS ,, Gino's famous pickup specials KEYSTONE '91 l:l Large 1 item pizza Extra Large 2 items :::::::::: .:::::::::~·.·.·.·.· $6.75 $9.85 II~~ :~~~j Not valid with any other offer ::::: i · t~J·«~lt :·:·: :~~~~! 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