Felix Issue 1103, 1998
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Eleven Pages of Win 187 Videos Features
Hall Rooms Raided
NEWS TEAM there's a sudden increase and I the police are now co-operating to want to see some action taken to investigate the crimes. Residents of Bernard Sunley rectify the situation... It's a mys- The investigators currently House in Evelyn Gardens have tery why it's happening, no master have very little evidence to work been hit by spate of mystery keys are missing." on, although the police are thought thefts, including four robberies Concern has also been raised to have been examining finger- in the last week alone. over the level of security cover for prints in the area. Meanwhile, stu- Problems started last term Evelyn Gardens, after the security dents in the hall are becoming when a student had a laptop com- lodge was closed for financial rea- increasingly worried about puter stolen from a locked room sons last year. Ken Weir, IC's Chief strangers having access to their during renovation work. The inci- Security Officer, denied that this rooms, with one resident seriously dents of theft have increased since was a factor; "Not for one minute considering leaving. "The place I'm then and items swiped include a would it have made any differ- living is dingy, small, has poor walkman, a playstation, a cash box ence", he argued, adding that the security and generally sucks", Felix and around £1000 worth of photo- layout of the halls made standard was told. graphic equipment. Property has security patrols ineffective. "The Anyone noticing any suspicious also disappeared from the war- thieves can simply target the build- person is encouraged to make a den's and subwarden's flats. All ing that the security officer has just detailed description and inform the rooms are thought to have left." Mr Dashwood disagreed, security on 58900. If a confronta- been locked, and there were no opining "I honestly believe that a tion occurs, or if a thief is actually signs of forced entry. Richard [security] man on site does act as caught in the act, call 999 and then Dashwood, the warden of the hall, a deterrent". He went on to alert security. explained that "I can't think of any explain that he had 'blitzed' the incidents at Bernard Sunley this relevant parties, and that Security, year or the year before, but now the Accommodation Office and
Felix Editor Arrested in Inside,
Drugs Scandal GRAND PRIX DRINKING GAME Double the fun or your money JONATHAN TROUT second staple head. Editor elect, back PaSe 12 Mr Edward Sexton took control of Felix has been cast into disarray the publication following an emer- HELP! and anarchy following the shock gency meeting with ICU represen- Starving? Depressed? Homeless? arrest of its editor Mr Jeremy tatives. It later emerged that Mr Miss your mummy? These men Thomson. Police entered the Sexton himself may be implicated are here to help P^Se '3 newspaper's office in the North in the stunt, having admitted that West corner of Beit Quad late on he stole a Gilson pipette from the RAG IN PICTURES Monday evening and found Mr Biology department for Thomson More nakedness that you can Thomson at his last week. "It was a shake a five pound note at The desk. To the favour for a friend, I page 14 Students' amazement of the had no idea that it COURTNEY PINE assembled student would be used for The undisputed King of British Newspaper journalists, he was illegal purposes", Jazz jams with Felix. Mmm - nice at Imperial detained and explained Mr page 16 charged with the Sexton. Andy ANNUAL EASTER EGG GUIDE College supply of large Thompson, manag- Waste your money and rot your quantities of er of the ICU Print teeth with this esoteric twaddle Lysergic Acid Unit, told Felix that page 18 Diethylamide "It's absolutely LUCID DREAMING Issue (LSD), a class A nothing to do with How to fly, time-travel and sleep drug. me." with Winona Ryder all in the same Thomson is A cross marks the spot; the It is not known night page 20 believed to have alleged location of the drug dot what motivated the 25 March personally placed a editor to engineer MAN OF COLOURS 19 98 small "microdot" of the substance the crime, but the pressures of the Jo Public talks with the great on the cover of all 4,500 copies of Adam F page 32 the Friday 1 3 March issue using the continues on page two NEWS 25 March 1998
ICU Ex-Pres was IRA Man's Lover SABBATICAL IN DRUGS ARREST
All CAMPBELL tion officer, was apparently The police got their first major from front page stunned by the verdict, after giv- lead on the bombing when they job may have been a factor, with The lover of an ex-President of ing evidence that completely were contacted by Colin Garneys, eighty-hour weeks a common Imperial College Union has been backed Gallagher's defence. The a businessman whose suspicions occurrence. According to a source jailed after the discovery of his former IC student was born in had been aroused by the close to the accused, the ploy may involvement in IRA activities, Walsall in the West Midlands and bomber's activities. Gallagher had have been inspired by the Oxford including a mortar attack on joined the Young Communist been renting a lockup garage for University student newspaper Heathrow Airport, several months from Mr. Cherwell which last year attached a according to an article in Garneys under a false number of cannabis seeds to each the Daily Mail newspa- name. The police subse- issue. per. quently bugged the rental Details have yet to emerge on The article, printed in company's phone line, and the possible implications for the the 25 February edition of | thus began a two-year editor and indeed the newspaper the publication, was head- surveillance operation. itself, but the student contributors lined, "The middle-class Gallagher's conversations were said to be bewildered by the academic's love for IRA were also monitored at the news. One writer said: "It's terrible; bomber". BMp former ICU President's it was difficult enough to get every- The bombing took house, where the couple thing finished on time even with the place in March 1994, dur- Oyp lived. support and guidance of a full-time ing which twelve explosive iijiijl Michael Gallagher's sabbatical officer. Eddie is coping missiles were fired at the HMp defence relied heavily on admirably, but I hope for Jeremy's airport. Many shells land- ' his assertion that his activi- sake, and for the sake of the paper, ed in potentially lethal :s around London con that these allegations prove to be locations, including some HBj - isted solely for the pur- false." It remains to be seen devices that landed on the pose of gathering material whether Mr Thomson will be avail- roof of busy Terminal 4 for a novel. Despite back- able to compete his duties next and others that fell close ing from his girlfriend, the term. However, it is expected that to passenger planes. Mary Attenborough on winning the 1978 prosecution stressed that he will be granted bail by today. Luckily all the bombs failed presidential election there was no evidence sug- While it is still not known if the to explode. Photo: Felix Archive gesting she knew anything accusations are true, anyone in Michael Gallagher, the about his IRA involvement, possession of a copy of Felix 1111 fifty-five year old protagonist, was League when still at school, going and the bomber was sentenced, is advised to surrender it to any of convicted of conspiring to cause on to study mathematical physics by to twenty years' imprisonment. the Imperial College Security explosions by a jury majority of at Imperial College. Elected lodges. Under no circumstances eleven to one. His girlfriend, President of Imperial College should any attempt to ingest the forty-three year old Dr. Mary Union for the academic year cover be made, as the quantities of Attenborough, the daughter of a 1978-79, she subsequently lec- any drug that may be present are retired local government educa- tured at South Bank University. unknown and could be hazardous. End of the Road for Bo and Jez?
TONY OFORI held tomorrow, a final decision will plan to eliminate all sources of (Jezebel the fire-engine) and RSMU be made by Union Council on Union funding succeeds. In some (Clem the truck), and are thought Several societies could face whether Artsoc will have their bud- cases this will mean losses of to be enormously valuable due to severe cuts in their budgets fol- get cut from £1500 to £200. This £2000 - money that is of para- their old age and good condition. lowing Union Finance Council will mean that money for perfor- mount importance in the up-keep James Watts, the motor club chair- (UFC) proposals. mance tickets will have to be of the vehicles. With such cuts the man for RCS, argues that if they are The intention is that the motor clubs left to ruin or sold because of a lack motorised mascots societies for other sources for the con- of money that it can only be to the the RSMU, RCSU and C&.GU as well than the stituent col- detriment of the University. The as the ICU Art Society will receive Union. The eges may mascots are "a long standing part virtually no subsidy from the Union reasoning become of college history" that travel up next year. behind it was redundant. and down the country assisting in Following a Budget Advisory as Andy The decision charity work and the general pro- Group (BAG) meeting in which the Heeps, ICU on whether motion of IC "helping to fly the flag budgets of all ICU societies were President, these clubs for the University". The money reviewed, a recommendation was stated "no will receive from the Union is only spent on the put forward questioning the viabili- other society Union funding maintenance of the vehicles: all ty of subsidising the artsoc and the receives the for 1998-99 other money for petrol, etc. is pro- motorised mascots clubs. On types of bene- Photo: RCSU archive will be made vided by the volunteers that look Tuesday 1 7 March, the UFC held a fits as the in an ICU after them. meeting to decide the future of Artsoc", making them "easy tar- meeting next term. finances for the next academic year gets" to bear the brunt of the cuts. The vehicles in question are for these societies. In an emer- The motorised mascots clubs owned by C&.GU (Bo the car and gency meeting scheduled to be will be hit even harder if the UFC's Derrick the motorbike), RCSU 25 March 1998 NEWS
Briefly Cannabis Campaign Hits the Park
ED SEXTON the crowd, including Dodgy, Paul between five and ten thousand FEES SURVEY Weller, Primal Scream and Finley would attend the event, but they This Saturday (28 March) thou- Quaye. have since revised their estimate A "detailed" survey into universi- sands of protesters will inarch and now fear that the crowd may ty life published last week through London in the largest exceed the 16,000 capacity of reveals widespread concern pro-cannabis demonstration to Trafalgar Square. Speaking to Felix, about tuition fees and the with- be held in the capital for thirty Chris Brown, a voluntary helper and drawal of the maintenance years. The event is being organ- spokesperson for the march, sug- grant. Student Life, sponsored ised by the Independent on gested that there may be as many by Channel 4, asked 6,349 final- Sunday, which is attempting to as 30,000 on the rally, although he ists at 19 universities around the increase the profile of its 'decrimi- did point out that "it could be any country, including UCL and IC nalise cannabis' campaign. size". about their finances, lifestyles, Indeed the march already looks The purpose of the demonstra- attitudes to the media and plans set to be a high profile event, with tion is to move the cannabis debate for life. participants including Paul Flynn, on, putting pressure on the govern- 16% of the students inter- the Labour MP heading efforts to ment to review the 1971 Misuse of viewed said had they been change the law on cannabis, and Drugs Act. Mr Brown expressed his made to pay tuition fees of Marco Pennella, founder of the wish for the march to highlight the £1,000 a year they would have Italian Radical Party. A host of Activist Howard Marks smoking serious issues surrounding been unlikely to have come to other politicians and campaigners a hand-rolled cigarette cannabis use, particularly its role in university at all, whilst forty per- are expected to show their sup- relieving the symptoms of many cent of those surveyed would port; Howard Marks, the ex-smug- The march begins at midday by diseases, such as arthritis, MS and have stayed away if they had gler [Felix 1095], will be speaking at Reformers Tree in Hyde Park and AIDS. He added "I don't want it to known about the potential the event, as will Independent on will proceed to Trafalgar Square, be a big spliff rally." £ 10,000 debts they may face on Sunday editor Rosie Boycott, who where the speakers will address the More information about the graduation. The survey also started the campaign last rally. It is uncertain how many peo- march and the Independent on revealed that 66% of students September. Many bands and per- ple will take part in the protest: A Sunday's campaign can be found at considered cannabis an accept- formers are expected to be among few weeks ago police estimated www. independent, co. uk/sindypot/ able drug for personal use, with only 14% approving of cocaine and 5% in favour of heroin and crack. Friends was the most popular TV show and the Spice ULU Election Results - Do You Care? Girls were the personalities with whom students would least like DAVID ROBERTS Westfield Union emerged victorious from the School of Slavonic and to be stuck in a lift. Only one over Mari Williams, to win the elec- East European Studies. She student in six would support the The elections for next year's tion for ULU President. In a bizarre promised to be a "Strong and inde- Conservative Party if there were University of London Union sab- turn-around on previous years', Ms pendent voice, reflecting action". a General Election tomorrow, batical team took place last Williams admission of Labour mem- She saw her primary role as cam- compared with 34% for Labour Monday, attracting heavy criti- bership resulted in boos and jeering paigning, particularly on tuition fees and 22% for the Liberal cism of their electoral process, from the assembled delegates, "an area I feel passionately about... Democrats. and loud bellows of "Farce" from whilst Mr Hyde's promise not to I see them as a threat to basic stu- ICU President Andy Heeps. tow the NUS line was received with dent rights". To this end, she 85 people are eligible to vote in cheers from the floor. Mr Hyde promised to promote access to SCHINDLERS' the elections, which determine next promised to ensure value-for- information on campaigning, year's President, three Vice- money for ULU colleges by including a 'campaigns database' LIFTS Presidents and the editor for ULU's "Providing strong services... looking accessible on the WWW. Like her sttfdent newspaper, London beyond Mallet Street, taking ULU to opponents, Marc Jay and Allan Workers for the company pro- Student. The electoral process it's member colleges... finding Witherick, Ms Kiiroy also promised viding the lifts in the new BMS came under fire from the entire IC untapped areas." Nick Dunnett, to work on the problem of accom- building went on strike this delegation, with last year's ICU from Royal Holloway College, won modation "which is both expensive month over a pay dispute. President, Eric Allsop, suggesting unopposed as VP (Sports). He and insufficiently catered for by col- Following months of arguments that "totalitarian dictatorships show insisted that ULU sport is still leges." between the directors of more signs of democracy", and important, "playing in London wide Finally, Tom Belton, currently Schindlers and the workers' raiding questions as to whether the teams is the only time that we can editor of Roar (the King's College union, where the union claimed general student populace "actually come together as one complete newspaper), was elected as London the proposed deal "greatly care". The main objection was the University", although he did accept Student Editor for 1998-9. Although reduces our earnings while quizzing of the candidates at the that "we need to review ail inter- having no experience at London adversely affecting our individual discretion of the returning officer, collegiate sport so that everyone Student, Mr Belton promised to contracts" and saw the strike as who was not a himself a student. can maximise their potential". In his ensure that "the paper will come their only alternative. Schindlers Amongst those elected was Rob manifesto Mr Dunnett also out fortnightly and in full colour", declined to comment on the Clark, this year's Deputy President promised to prioritise safety, so making it "a reliable and regular matter and denied the very exis- (Finance &. Services) at ICU, who that "every sportsperson knows entity". He also promised to secure tence of the strike. Phil Hilton, won unopposed as ULU VP that they play in a 'Safe Sport'", and a 28 day FM radio license "to cover Schal's BMS Project Executive, (Finance Societies) for 1998-9, to strive to increase outside spon- freshers week", and to secure a said that the work was still on on a platform of financial stability sorship. profitable advertising deal, so that schedule to end in mid May. and accountability. The third Vice-President posi- "it will eventually make a profit and Elsewhere, Matt Hyde, present- tion, that of VP (Welfare 8. Student cease to be a drain on Union ly President of Queen Mary &. Affairs), was filled by Bee Kiiroy, funds." MONITOR. COMPANY Strategy Consulting
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9.30am - 5.00pm (Wed 10.00am - 5.00pm) 25 March 1998 LETTERS
Letters to Felix.
EASTERN PROMISES sidising certain of these trips, less worthy than other clubs. Artsoc has enabled over 220 mem- Yours faithfully, Dear Sir bers to appreciate the cultural Angela Parkin, Chem Eng 2 The Times (No. 66144) reports events that they would otherwise Artsoc chairperson X that Newcastle University have set be unable to see, and to meet like- e-mail: [email protected] aside £250,000 as part of a pack- minded students who are interest- age of assistance for Far East stu- ed in the Arts. dents who have seen their curren- What I find most worrying is Dear Felix, cy value drop by 30% in the last the fact that this drastic decision The Union have had to cut few months. Furthermore, universi- was made very quickly, and with- funding for next session therefore ty administrators are prepared to out informing either the Artsoc some societies have had their sub- reduce next year's fees to encour- treasurer or myself, who could sudies reduced. This is under- age their Indonesian, Malaysian, have attended the UFC meeting standable but when the it is com- Korean and Thai students to return. and explained the situation from pletely wiped out this is unaccept- 1 trust that Mr Heeps &. col- Artsoc's point of view. At the very able. The subsidy for Artsoc. has FELIX leagues are ploughing their full least, I believe that Artsoc should fallen from £1200 to £0, this is an efforts into urging Imperial College have had the opportunity to dis- outrage. What the union have prac- to introduce a similarly imaginative cuss the problems facing the tically done is obliterate a very suc- programme. Imperial College is finance committee BEFORE a vote cesfull society which boasts around rich with diverse cultures from all was taken to remove our subsidy. 230 members. Their pathetic rea- 25 March 1998 over the globe and it would be a Surely this present system is unfair, son was that Artsoc pay for people shame if this world-leading univer- and leaves critical decisions in the to go to the theatre and have a sity were to show itself unrespon- hands of a committee who are good time, and therefore subsidies sive to a situation facing so many unlikely to know about the organi- on these activites are unjustified.
! ! ':: ' of its finest students. sation and operation of the majori- Isn't that the aim of most clubs, for Yours faithfully, ty of clubs. poeple to go out and enjoy them- '.ini-v-vcj; j<>;;; ? ;',v. 4,7?'/ Malcolm John It is also rather concerning that selves? I'm sure poeple in other ,. *! : 1 '! ; :>! ' ' the UFC did not appear to take into clubs enjoy themselves and the account that Artsoc is the largest clubs they participate in offer the
: 'V.',y.:r,, :. i O. "' i -'V;A 7 i;;r:. ARTSOC FIGHT non-overseas society in the union, oppurtunity to do something inter- Email: felix(wic.ac.uk and the interests of its 220 mem- esting and open their minds to new BACK bers were not considered. I find it areas. This is exactly what Artsoc unbelievable now to discover that does; gives students the oppurtu- Dear Felix, we have a budget less than most nity to sample the culture in On Tuesday 1 I 7 March, the societies of similar nature who London. It provides a service by Union Finance Committee met to have an overall membership not encouraging Art in all shapes and decide upon club and society bud- even a quarter of that of Artsoc. forms giving students a rounded , ! ''.» >.: /1 I gets for the forthcoming year. All It was suggested in the UFC education. All this crap about CCU and CSC society budgets were meeting that Artsoc merely pays unjustified subsidies is unjustified. /{[ :. 1 .'. .<