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cdrij i 1111.94rV The Grad Ball- headliners touch down in Juice for a thorough debriefing GANG ATTACK ON HALL PRESIDENT Tetley residents 'WE'RE ALL OFF TO GAY PAREE' stunned as thugs leave JCR chief scarred for life BILAURAVAVIS A HATT. president has been left scarred fur life after intruders viciously attacked him in the mirly hours of Sunday minting. Ian Nutt. JCR president at Tetley Hall, received a huge gash to his forehead when he challenged three men trying to break into the main building. He was decorating the main hall for the annual garden party around 2am, when he noticed the men acting suspiciously outside. They said they were visiting Mends and asked him to le them in, 1 didn't recognise the names of the people they said they had cone tosee and I know everyone at Tetley so I refused. - explained Ian. The men left to try another entrance so Ian went to call a warden. one attacker wre,aled a torch from a warden and used it to strike Ian on the forehead. a blow which has left him permanently scarred. Police were called to the scene but the intruders had already i.caped. Ian was taken to Leeds General Infirmary when: he given four internal and PAGE 10 COLUMN FOUR FULL STORY • PAGE 4 GRANTS AND LOANS ARE BEING WASTED ON GAMBLING, SAYS NEW REPORT - FULL STORY PAGE FIVE

2 NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday June 12 1998 INSIDE Testing time over Work halted by TODAY for chemists drunken fiasco

PIONEERING sonware could help testing has spanned more than 20 years, A DRUNKEN prank halted ciinstruction not wish to he named. Alternatives to the software include chemists tact new drugs at lightening a building site in Headinglcy for -The cones and things were just lying outlook using robots in the laboratory. Leeds is on speed. writes Eleanor Penrose. more than three hours. lynxes Richard around and it seemed like a great idea to SECTION STARTS PAGE 15 The programme. designed by the only university to have such a robot. nick them_ But when we woke up in the Professor Johnson said: "These Harvey. researcheis at Leeds University predicts group of five houseman were morning and saw all the stuff we realised advances will change the nature of the A results of tests on compounds used in walking home after a night in the Old Bar how silly we'd been," work that chemists do and remove some drug-making. saving both time and ow melt. when they "horrowed"an assortment of Troubled by their consciences the to the drudgery • and robots can't do Professor Peter Johnson, a member items from a construction site. leas mg houset• ies sneaked hack to the site to -At th irsiment everything." oldie 'research team. said: builders without vital work took. room tl items but they were too tate. The work will prove to he of great it's a numbers game - we're just trying The items included six traffic cones, We Acre really surprised when the interest to phannaceinical companies to shorten the odds," a road sum and the cover of a pneumatic Alms hmueln the cones hack." said The software will also he able to under enormous pressure to de% clip 1. builder. "There was no harm done predict side affects and assess the risk drugs quickly. era really pissed after finishing iii ih - at least we had time fora cuppa The software should he reach for "We of using specific medicines. our exam." said one culprit who does FL work.- The search for a shonctil to drul: •,•iinnercial use within Mire seArS_

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THE Government's controversial plans to abolish the student grant and introduce tuition fees were swept through parliament this week - despite a significant rebellion by' over 30 Left-wing MPs. Four of the whets. who put their name to amendments which undermined the hill, are to he banned from standing at lain Banks: the the next General fileetion. From September. students will he double—sided tossed to pa!, up to £1,001) per y ear 111V.ZildS their degrees. author But Education Secretary David Blunkett is expected to announce a Juice pages 4 - 5 00m "sweetener packag" to mitten the blow for less well-oft and mature students. The Machina and Higher Education Bill cruised through parliament on the hack of Labour's huge majority but significant damage was inflicted by the unexpected Nuzzo( the breakaway group. Now government whips. angered at the embarrassment Ihe rebellion caused, arc to "name and shame" and deselect the ring-leaders Ken Livingstone, Diane 4 Abbott. Jeremy Corby n and Lynne Jones. 01 LL's: Finance Officer Ales Sobel said the rebels should he applauded and Page 9 not punished. ) "They acted on honest Old Labour principle., and they had an ideal rather than bowing to the market system." And Communications Of Ruth Wilkins stormed: In itself the rebellion didn't work but it shows considerable DEFIANT: LUU'S Ruth Wilkin and Ken Livingston MP (inset) one of the four 'Rebel' group ringleaders WHERE THE discontent wiihin the ranks of the Labour The silver-haired maverick veteran give up thnx years' earnings. When they or 'nature students, sinele parents Party. Tony Beim was amongst those who voted are educated, we benefit." and disabled people. REST IS "These MPs are just the ones prepared against the hill dismissing the argument But such arguments were dismissed Whips were angered because Ml's to stick their necks nut and risk that graduates should pay because they by David Blunkett who accused his who were elected on a manifesto promise COMMENT 6-7 deselection." had higher earning potential. colleagues of protecting the privileged to abolish the grant had turned on the JEFFERY ON FRIDAY 9 She criticised the Labour Party for "Tax them if they are rich. not if they and undernmung real Mons to aid Hulse government once they had been elected. FEATURE 12-13 the decision to deselect the rehelline are educated." he said. in need. They vowed to bar the persistent \l Ps. "II somebody goes to college, they lie confirmed a new package of help rebels from standing for the Labour OUTLOOK 15-19 • 1 Ile spin-doctors ure on ce again Parry in future elections. TELEVISION J17-23 try mg iii steamroller dissent and stifle However an unconfirmed Labour CLASSIFIEDS 20-21 debate. snore hinted at the whips' darker motives "Unfortunately their huge mat tit) The spin-doctors are once again Dying -Wail wants certain NIPs. crushed he SPORT 22-24 means that they can gel ass .1% with the IT wants to pick them ail and replace them to steamroller dissent and stifle debate' with by Aims and political placemen,- Leeds Student, Friday June 12 1998 NEWSDESK 243 4727 3 SQUATTERS FORCED TO MOVE OUT OF CAFE HOME AFTER COUNCIL ACTION New Aussie pub sends squatter cafe down under

BY LOLA ALMVDEVAR SOCIAL MIMS CORRESPONUENT sot t FIFERS who turned a disttsed college building into a popularcafe were evicted on NIonday to make way for a new Aussie style pub. The eaamg cm Outliners had tirade such a eot xl impression that Inc An College's Principal es en paid for the van to take their belongings away The building. adjacent to the Town and Country Chill on Cookridge Street, had been standing empty for over two years. The group of 30. including many students. rapidly transformed the former an studios into a music venue and the aptly named "Cookridge Street Cale'. Sean Hughes. a local environmental actis istexplained: "Wc wanted to make use of a building which was already there. People had been trying to get something like that forbandsliir years. It just wasn't possible to get the funding. but even: provision was made for big business instead of what people warned. -II doesn't make sense if there are buildings laying around which responsible people can live In and enjoy living in," Holes were fixed in the ceiling and roof. floorboards were replaced. and the kitchen way:I:leaned and equipped, Thr care. became a base for creative an; to take place. Kinds to play and people `It doesn't make sense if there are buildings laying around which responsible people can live in' to meet and discuss collect information Owl cups Cli.h.t1 with home made flapjacks. Art College student Jo Kayen said It's a really chilled out place. people come and sit and put records on. or offer to hclp,- The group, who moved nut as stem as Monday's summons was issued. were still defiant about their right to stay in ALTERNATIVE FOOD: The squatters were meticulous about the cleanliness of the kitchen areas at the College too Pic: Hilly Fox disused buildings: "We're not here for the profit.- said Sean. "And we're not doing 0 to avoid paying rent. "Evers. one has a choice and can look for alter-naives. You can reclaim aspects of your file or rectal:in a building Luke

The Cook odge Street Cafe, on prime real estate. ss ill now make was for an Auslndian theme pub. calloi the Walkabout Inn for Leeds. But many oldie squatterssuspect Iltal if it wasn't for the lucrative deal ss ith the pub chain the college's Principal would have let them slay rim' longer. They are now determined to repeat their sucesss. Scan continued: "Were looking to do it again. but this time with more reseateh so it lasts a hit longer:" ifs shown me that things can Ix donc- it'C1Ust a question of putting what U na believe into practise. It lust takes as like-minded people to get U 1,+gethci. INSIDE AND OUT: One of the squatters - and art college student Jo Kasen - inside the cafe, pictured above Pic: Wily Fox 4 NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday June 12 1998 They'll be having a ball

13__YKAILLEDILAALA April. SIX win precious "We were trying to get tickets on SIX fans arc jetting oar to the World Cup the phone line and after we didn't get after their football skills won them an World Cup tickets any Dan and 1 were going to France to all-expenses paid trip of a lifetime to try and pick up tickets on the black learn mate Dan Bicknell was woken Paris. market." The group of second years were up with the news of their dream priic. He said: "II took a while to register. I The lads won the Leeds competition crowned champions of the Budweiser was (trimming of the World Cup anyway." of the sit a side tournament by being human table football challenge held Some of the team could not bekive strapped to bars in a giant inflatable outside LUU last month. the news of their win. David Carlisle version of table football and won the And on Tuesday they got the call to final u- I despite has ing a player sent off. thought that when pals told him the floss tell them that their names had been drawn Mick Cos, the Old Bar manager who they were pulling. his leg. from all the regional winners and they organised the competition praised the "I took the call and thought it was a were going to France_ Winners. "It was a good night and it was prank because I had heard that the Team member Dan Lee said: "When played in a friendly spirit. Everyone had Nottingham team had v. on u so I was I heard I couldn't stop laughing. I was a good laugh. even more surprised. All ins mates back so chuffed. "The lads deserved to win and it's all home. in Belfast were jealous." "It's amazing. they are pitying for worthwhile when we do a promotion and The victory was especially sweet for everything - beer, kind, Eurostar travel. some of our students win a hit; prim. I ' of Tom Kelly who had tried in vain to buy 5-star hotel and the pine at ihc Stade de tickets through the World Cup hotline in made up for them.- France.-

EURO STARS; The lucky winners show off their skills Pic: Gully Fox Massive facelift for local cinema BY BEN EAST SXI( )1 N cinema bosses in i leading19. have reacted gidekly to the prospect of new multiplex complex by announcing plans for a multi-million revamp of their own. The family business which owns the Lounge cinema on North Lane has submitted planning permission for a 1:2m Moss Bros facelift. The move is designed to counter competition 55 Albion Street from the Warner Village REST LAID PLANS: MP Harold is delighted with proposals development uhich opens a vilinderlid idea." he said. of lteadingley Network. in October. "It's a joy to find people Students were more A cafe bar and prepared to put something encouraged by Associated restaurant are to be Leeds, LS1 5AA bock into Headingley and Tower Cinemas Limited's included in a bid to lure this is a massive step in announcement. cinemagoers away front the right direction," "It is a wonderful place Warner's nine screen But the plans have to see a film. and these cinema. Telephone improvements are going come under fire from local But the decor of the residents as_Nociations, who to make it all the better." historic 81-year-old fear the cinema will said Tim Christie. a Lounge will remain become a centre for late Biology fresher at Leeds 0113 2455 669 untouched. night rowdiness. University. Harold Best, Labour If the cafe bar is "It is so handy to have MP for Leeds North West, such a cheap place right hailed the news as being thenlimited It to will cinemagoers, be more on my doorstep too," he of great value to the area. acceptable." warned added, "I think in essence it Is Trevor Ravage, secretary Leeds Student, Friday June 12 1998 NEWSDESK 243 4727 5 PAPER REPORT SAYS STUDENTS ARE GAMBLING AWAY GRANTS Course in 41* jpi good spirits Jr: • ---

WHISKY will again hc a young pct plc's drink thanks to a marketing leant from P.M.' The group of 30 Service Sector Nlatiagetnenr students partnered ■ United DisillIc► in an attempt to teverse the declining traditional whisky market they had to make it appeal to to I year r,ld boozers sues le.3.1C1 Jim Jackson said l ht gimp looked al tat eel markets, suburbs and market shah: and ads co ',sin c. media and creaitt hriels. ' 1tt woe all very enthusias- tic about the protect.- The lour students with the best ideas were awarded prizes includ ing hurtles of rare malt whisky. (sepal{ winner Jonathan Brown scooping a visit to the Blair Athol Distillery al Pitilichry Teaming up with Europe

LEEDS boffins are to co-ordinate Europe-wide research into imaging tehnology which could he used in the industrial sector. THE SHOCK OF DEBT: The YEP say students are tearing their hair out with the pressure of debt so much they are turning to gambling The project innvolves businesses and universities from all over Europe• and will be co-ordinated by Professor Brian Hoyle from Leeds The network of institutions will exchange their experience, along with software and trials of .tomographic sensors'. Us gambling? Professor Hoyle said: "This new technology offers the promise of more efficient design and flexible operation of many industrial manufacturing processes. through high qua laity information concerning their actual internal state. Through its collaboration with the Vniv ersity of Leeds, the Don't bet on it European Thematic Network will also make use of the virtual science park. ANGRY students have BY LAURA DAVIS "Not that many students gambit slammed claims that then numbers of students are taking up seriously. Most ,jusi do it for a hit of a are gambling away their gambling to reduce their debt," she laugh." It's an ugly And Arra.. AIL a second year grants in local casinos and added. Physiology student. agreed: "Most racetracks. The Evening Peru spoke to three students who confessed to a bettine students don't have enough money to kid show An article in Tuesday 's throw around especially on major oi.shire Et Truer; Poo habit. Nicholas Woolley, a first year stated gambling. AN extraordinary an exhibition is that a gambling craze is History student is addicted to casino "It' students do then it's usually small opening at the LM11 art gallery next sweeping Leetis. universities gambling. "I go to the casino about three or het. among iriends on football matches [Ilona But man) are upset by these - not in casinos," he said. claims which they say damage four times a week and spend most of Named "The Ugly Show" it aims my money there. I have lost track of Kathy Rounihas, Wel fare Officer at Ci(311131e photography of the hotly the reputation of the w hole IAA', dues not see gambling as student body. what I have won and lust but I realise and the "crisis of looking-. that I am down," he admitted. exclusively a student problem, "This Exhihits will include the photographic And Exec base affects people in the general population Grosvenor Casino on Merriun Way work of lead i lig artists Roberta Graham. dismissed the report saying as much as it does students. I. Infonunately that it represents only a is one the most popular venues for Melanie Manchot, Jenny Saville, Glen student gambling. there will always he people who cannot fraction of students studying deal with casual gambling." she said. 1.tichford and Richard Sawdtm-Smith. in Leeds. It is probably the worst time in your The Ugly Show stem hum the nsxnt life to get into financial trouble - if Richard Osbourne. a second year Ruth Wiikin. saio -Mks Bodies.' sattnal oil Chum 0:I there is a problem,- stressed spokesman Civil Engineering student. summed up Communications Officer, 4. Nigel Sibley. the thoughts of the majority of student arned: "It may he an over The art ssts w ill attempt to challenge Helen Dudson, a second year who do gamble. reaction. With a large "I gamble at Grosvenor Casino all traditional perceptions of the human population of 23,000 Management and Maths student, said •••• •••■•• body in a variety of ways with Melanie •••. ••• ..•••• that if students arc gambIng in numbers the time. but not out of need for money. •••_.;;;; • ••■■•• ••• students there's bound to Me and my friends do it for pure Mancha chanting her ptegnanr-y through be some instances of this it is hardly a new craze. r •••• • ••• • ••• .•••• •• "It's not as though students base enjoyment. photographs and Richard Sawdon-Smith 11.1 kind of thing. =I% IMO • never gambled in the past. 1 wouldn't "I've never met anyone there who's utilises his HIV positive status toques:non ••• =••• •••••,.. "We think it extremely vea •,=•••••••■■ =I •••••••0. ,-.0. - •...•• •••••■••••••• • • • say it's really much of a problem either." gambling because they need to, they're prejudices about illness and disease. • ,■•• • • unlikely that large 4... doing it because they want to," he said. OWN. • mom she added,

5 6 Leeds Student, Friday June 12 1998 COMMENT It's the Graduation Ball tonight. Will you get lucky? Leeds Student Hayley Hamburg says it's best with someone you love OPINION Tuition fees battle now has a new beginning o a Labour government finally signalled the end of S free higher education in the United Kingdom this week. Despite minor protests from backbenchers., Blair's spindoctors cunningly passed all their tuition fees legislation late in the evening to avoid any embarrassment in the news bulletins of Monday night. It has been a trying year for all those involved with the tuition fees protest. Hamstrung by a truly awful National Union of Students campaign led by Douglas Trainer and his Blairite cronies. protestors huge found themselves unable to generate the kind of national action that could have made a difference. It was hardly their fault. Many students were lust as ‘tpathelk• as usual. Because in the end vs hy should they worry'? As we all know by now. if you're reading this you won't he pay Mg anyway. Another cunning piece PILLED UP: But all sex and no love can make you a Tequila Slapper. of manipulation by David BItinkett's office. an someone please Next year it is vital that those of us tell me what safe w ho are still here don't V.i \ c up the sex is? fight. and that we join the proiesis of C I know about using those who are ha v mg to softer untie' condoms and not making the burden of an f I.000 klebi bete n: cocktail. out of bodily !1 they es c n attend one lector.: . fluid.. 1 knov, what the university. slogan means. It's bandied Blunkeit has idreadv made a number of concessions. primarily to about enough. But does o condoms mature. students and the fess well-oils following the rules mean II the tees protest works well enough you're safe? Take the word in the future be could he forced II) out of context of the health make more. campaign and suddenly its a Nevertheless. the students' unions whole lot more trick) than .1 the Leeds universities can hold their simply remembering to slip heads up high. Their action has been a three pack in your first class. and as we come to the end handbag. of another academic year. you can ruin your Forget, for a moment. count on Leeds- Student to hack the notions of high-risk groups of campaien for free edueation. sexual partners. of high risk Let's hope the tleNy crop of NI \ behaviour, It seems to me that executive members do much bet ter sex itself is a high risk. High than Trainel 's lacklustre efforts. risk because you could be disappointed. humiliated or Four years on and still physically hurt. High risk because you might start to rare love life? Leed-ing the way tor he cared about ). High-risk because you may discover never gone to bed with someone doesn't trouble you. just as he's getting going, admit things about the pair of you that s Leeds the kind of place just to boost our ego, or to poise to There is another way. It's corny, Your insecurities- slap on the you'd you'd rather not have known. like to stay in after you've ourselves that la e can really get its predictable. les what your chocolate body paste. tell him I high risk because sometimes someone? mother told you you should do. there, not there_ have boring sex. graduated? According to a new saying -yes- is far. tar easier If only there was a condom for Sleep with someone you love, silly sex. downright bad sex, /survey more graduates than ever than saying -no-. the heart - a light lubricated. Really love and trust, And the without assuming that it's all over. are choosing to rind work here. Above all. high risk because sex impermeable barrier against an funny thing is. the more Sex with someone you love Those of you who've done four Year can mysteriously. unaccountably emotional vents, Until somebody emotionally safe this kind of sex is. gives you confidence, relaxes you, change everything and because in invents this wonderful device. is the mote unsafe lovemaking allows you to he yourself without courses; just take a few minutes to look often seems a way of getting and there any way at all of having sale becomes. fear at criticism or bcing hack on the Leeds of your first year. The confirming affection. sex? Steeping with someone you misunderstood. And because the difference is quite incredible. Cool bars, We's e all, from time to tune, don't care about. someone you MAINE a tightrope stretched danger is symbolic. played ilia nice shops, still a number of fantastic viewed sex in this say, It starts in don't even like. You won't feel ov er a huge. bouncy safety net. according to established rules, is clubs. those pubescent years when you disappointed. you won't feel used IWhen you first start having sev safe. Love protects. Leeds has transformed itself into one i it think perhaps. just maybe. perfect t you probably won't feel much of with someone. before you're sure But then hoss do you kilo* it he Britain's most vibrant cities. It's a superb Paul in the filth year will let you be anything at all ). What about of anything, you're up on the really loves you! He nay tell you place to Its e. Enoueh to make y on think hislid friend if you sleep with him. sleeping with your best friend. an tightrope. But sex w ith wine one one hundred times. You can choose twice before you nits back home, isn't it? As you get older this kind of trade- ex-lover or somebody else's you really love is sex in the safety to believe it, act on it and hope it's off becomes more suhile. but no boyfriend - then you know front net. And because you don't have to true. But in the end, there are no less fraught. Does he still find me the start the relationship has keep perched primly up above. you guarantees that it won't all change And finally... attractive? Why doesn't he want nowhere to go. That could work. as ran do almost anything. Take all - can you ever really understand ,tix all the time then? How utter: is long as you're willing in risk kinds of risks. Remove your the heart of another'! enough? How many times did we destrOying an old friendship. Or if clothes under a harsh light. confess Safe sex'! I guess there's no lir C h do it last month? Sex suddenly you don't mind raising the grim your secret fantasies, dress up rand such thing. Perhaps there was starts to look like it measure of how ghost of an old relationship. Or if down). role play. get handy with never meant it) he such a thing. much you hive yourself. How the prospect of hanging around knots and blindfolds. say "slimy, And perhaps that's the whole point many of us can .honestly say we've waiting for him to leave her but I've, urn, changed my mind."

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I CANT 91 by and let ail the HAVE 70U SEEN 114IIttl.ly like to thank foreign students in university any both. who, met me while. accommodation 7', Off Its doing the 01 les Run last normal first-years. EATINC; SHE_EP'S Sittinday es ening. I 447,1% OK, we dont h.o.e. lit pal.!. dressed as an Afghan warrior y cNIFS WW1 dying 0011111N. and extremely dntnk u this but at s011le point durn 5ZA1N5 ? (depending on where you met year I did del some work. and II me alone the route i wasn ' t helped by loud Jilli Somewhere ;maim' the Socarnings‘soining both froin Original Oak 0' I ly tie Park. my liircign flatmate and the started ask ine helpless .tssoned legions of the United thinkers and passers by tin Nations of Montague Burton mime) for the Nu:tints of the When I applied for my flat recent Afghanistan all I read was that Monty B's valthquake. I also ;Asked in was close to urn and big. With epWle a lot of take away shops the greatest respect to foreign from Hyde Park Corner down students none of us living there to the union Bar. At the time I were informed ever that the flats were 75-80'4 foreign or mature looked like a rude, drunken students roe in many cases, student. but thanks to certain foreign and mature!). people who believed whatever

I have got nothing personal crap I was saying. 1 woke up against foreign students. but the nevi afternoon with about Leeds Universtty needs to sort £15 in donations. I have Out ies portfolio of therefore donated CS to the accommodation and advertise hind. and thank anyone who them correctly. so that future saw lit to give me their money students don 't make the sante THE EXISTENCE OF MAD FOOTBALLER DISEASE IN THE ENGLAND SQUAD WAS mistake a. tTtC Adam itlenford KEPT FROM THE PHYSIO FOR YEARS NallI• and address supplied

Dalt. It is 'nimble that in their time. 'resurrected the image of the However their relegation to the grants are given nearly o .ieroney. Still here each work en counieterf was the hack pages is the editor's decision Unfair thousand pounds a year hi the Union's punishment is media thlu jumped to this and nin ours. waste on fancy hulida% tear Joel Rickett. s. bused on the asstrmptitin that we assumption. Whets we revealed that You ohs Musty led you are Dear Editor. sieresis 1.r drugs', ha% e damaged Lateris s ' we had not spent any of the money equipped make judgemotts I hate snuggled tht.mgh yr 11 ..„11,1 +Acre boring • then reputation. We beg to (fillet We and that the project was the end about art. Would this he the I' NI SICK of the way student this ‘ •.11, St tilt 01\ 1•1■411 .Ind. v.11. v. Inc ,INnyt have rec'eised internatir mai result III nnYnths of nierkutitus with elle:m.4n students, se e iouns ;tre used hy well net C(1111111 rc l iii ii ai With a hi I 11-,11s. the value of congratulations, attractinentitre planning. we hoped that people wonder'? We can't quite hi !,,t1 middle class student, ti par mule of ihrs 'foie It.oucs Diet %%Nell CUll et-dienn titehes than the university .(old reassess their initial proclaiming this isn't chemistry.' hit hi 'Inlay. in exotic pease. Ii,. 1;0 t. Ji. ,‘.1111/4s.J:11 .111 the pnvess of c( iu1.1 et er &Find h is sad that judgements. with tlx saute staled in So wio, Sitike the start ia the think iii iii cwIsh.lvtnn.2 .1 Lhalleneinc art 1. nu:woe it. Its ,oinething which could he so We :Ire ;kit the int:dia. It is do you lissome this ..IttIthlrity with I' ve inell people ,_Wing 14) ‘11..111, 1: .1111,1■11IN .duction 11 we St CR' 1,, iv...seise for Leeds stutkins is [nude' completely hypocritical ulna :,•'0t1 an? places for the sumach hell 014•1S1,111,.1 ,ti ,t0,1,11ty )01ir ntle[ptI.:1A1ion art a held nol into something negative. persi ma! cotit • ttn the publicity we hale I led cheated that l ll be St, ill 1-11,1. 17,11,C ,t t1111.HI ha% c pi. M.: poor 01 and hate. It seems thin the unit in eauscd. whitst contrihuting tit it The Leeds 13 wasiing my summer tit a over 1.11011- poorer Ihnhailip 11 artist. had stuck to the gar mere: C011%C.11•3.6‘'e than yourself. You make a %partials Ilittp://wu w.leeds.at. cheep- dip plant in Scunthorpe colleague e.tahlislled code. tit 11::111.111.1 la um% era% ollicials, Lonnuent about students in Jakarta. Vent How eau it he right. thin Michelangelo. an fristor. ‘1.'a , lalim that we has e tthitse Sion sac allegedly rept:teed people win( don' t yue 1is tor Jimmy ntlerson De% or Ilitte positive(' a lvlonet in a

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Casual Sex: Your Say to wear. There ;lie so many things to take into account from the tact that it MAW he Shun so that we don 't trip. Minerva's to the Nitwit' which !noir 11.,It ow pins through it. and must Ito amaringly gorgeous as it's the one photo that "I've no problem with will he treasured on the mantlepiece in my parent ". that sort of thing, so moan house lift the w hi tie world to see and admire. Must long as no animals such hook the personal shopper at Harvey Nicks. Provided I as gerbils, lamas or do actually graduate. Saw my tutor this awning. and sheep gel too involved. he ,Wiled it inc, which could he it good positivity vibe. As for dogs or your it could he a smile out of sympathy. The tension parents. each to their mount, Jon Puler own is what I sass ' lust realised that have %vaster! loads of space ski h ole onnplete and liner crap when actually .111141 First Tear 7ceet:tdair: I think it's all ot.er...and it ()War winning Russian nearly is Receive in results this he Is mine in% final memos my son or IS I pis' "('all nie a neanderthal if afternoon. and .11T1 waiting. hung nails. speech. nos famous last words. The problem you want, but where's the chewing hair and generally being pretty don 't Iccl catty enough. Sull tee) sixteen years old. revolting•Have been pretty revolting all Should Mank all those people who made it possible love in a chance encounter s oitl% me. Si It 1.11.1yOne %%ante tot week really. either lying in bed with vs ins and ilia: but that ' in a hot, sweaty. club? 1, , o, 11/•A•I,;• • vowel bottle. its simng in pub with Wine glass. .0:11d 1.111t{ild Women pioneered the c drunk more Chablis than there arc Shield ph.ITRItti luturc venture., but ha% e none Should praise all sexual revolution, which vineyards M France. The time to sober up is I hut this is a Ito gave men what they nigh thoueh. Soon student day s ill end. the operapon Oh. yes must mention rea;ler. 1 trio i nil. hugect sit 1.•r wanted, but now. they sun still ths.appertt the dole queues will tom. Richard put ern' here I inn today . Well Simon Enderby put me v. het e I :MI ProdA4. So thank tilt complain that they want and Judy shall 110 More shine on my screen, working Philosophy & [01 V% elythitie. love." asn secretary Mr some fat lawyer will • radoalls seem Psychology As a 114 wi script my darlings. all I can say is, it you inure appealine than watching Neighhi nos twice a miss me loads. then y tin can read my debut noted "I used to he well into casual clay. acid LonAitily more appealing than squeeiing spots met pon ions III tries loan MacDontilds. ...inning out sometime in the future. read my witty stuff, and everyone called me Means% lute id couNe, I hate graduation .1111t!les in [harpers and Queen, sec me flaunting my luscious legs on Digiud Tv. or spy on me slipping in a male slut. But then I met lit get din nigh. Thrinive or proud parent. spilline my girlfriend, and even champuene down their smart chitties. cheering IS Ilarvery Nicks. Knightsbridge. though I'm still a lad, I'm their precious child steps up to receive a rolled up Pauline :Ill that. %ou mieln witness in) return to Si' And that. totally in love and she's piece of paper. and weeping as the child's hat blows these vets pace. I he 1114HIC Is tamed me quite a lot. off when the camera clicks. s hal a hiree. Doors and I ihe% sat. is Mo. 1 Mod a'. all Lit,ei. are already agonising over %%hal on earth we're going Elliot Muscant Everyone's just got to keep Theology looking!"

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Leeds Student, Friday June 12 1998 9 The dirty half-dozen tiome of m• column:- that never saw the light of day mixed with some from the nationals that dwaldn't (hut did). A RETROSPECTIVE 'I've always thought that it nothing acts faster than Anadin. then why not take nothing, •Let's Mil mince words here. It's high time for Culture Secretary Chris Smith to pack up his red hoses and go hack to his helm ed poetry. Ills 'iamb) -pamby ing has gone on long enough. -Huse you el er oundered what happened to those eine animal pictures they used to advertise the RSPCA with - now it's all malnourished donkeys try ing to make us feel guilty for being human. The Truth •Men were Diana's Achilles heel. If there was And so the end has come a weak. tally. cavalier man in a roomful of l're reached the final column strong. silent, sexy saints, she would go for the But more, much noire than this 11,7 first type - the heel. I did it ify War • •Why is it always the ugly girls handing out THIS popular lyric, pastiched for the high °Mule world of student condoms during Healthy Sex Week? Are the► journalism to a team of crack postmodernists, represses thoughts close to trying to put us 011? the heart of every columnist and opinion maker - what In do when the • live Peace a Chance is an anthem for pin- party 's over. heads who think that all we have to do is light There are two alternatives: to carry on as before and add a valedictory up a giant joint and shower one another with slating how much you've enjoyed the yy hole thing, and sad it's ending; or rose petals. Ominously. it's been chosen as an to dedicate your final offering to the memory of greatness past and a anthem for the Northern Ireland peace survey of your own inimitable w it and humour. agreement. I have taken the second option and interviewed myself, reproduced a -Louise Woodward - who cares? XI least fen outtakes and remembered sonic choke moments front the year. Enjoy going to prison would give her the chance to a little of the man behind the masthead. stork out a hit. '1 always hated Frank Sinatra for raking the W'here did it all begin? not me. rill not 'WOW s,int it bore +crummy state of being a class...\ bully to high Well. I'd been venting for the Lced.■who's only interested in himself and art. so I w as really pleased when he died. Si !WI or li,r J while - ori gi na I lv a has the ATTOValICe think other column from Spain • but my First people ate equally Inv:mated. N.; incarnation on this page was the question. • shonlived -Sulam Jeffery" Column Do you consider yourself famous which began on September 26 and and, if so, how do you cope with ended it week later The first the attention? critieised the marketed eionpassion Nu. I don't consider myself famous I nail.: death !hr hut I have been recognised a few. • • if, ked it,. 1 •7. , dor. 1,141, times, Once I was Sa fen ay buying ;hod- some trout on switch when the checkout girl recognised no name Bed-bound revolution: 1,0 r A. 0 iti,' j,111..1 and lace and pin two and two a tale of two earn USDA I" 11I Ili MCNV,tgt!,. I III ' II I, iogether and mentioned d u, rile. Fin , I I '-■UC, Just glad I n asn't buying anything Jci icn On Friday - prove' too embarrassing like toilet roll. started tin October 10 With a 1, Other than that people come up and cheaprokes at the expense !lic talk to me ahout the column. which itow nsi red Tory party. How c% cr. this is nice. quesuns. II you ring Labour they I never allow Iii pron. take your name. puhlicalion and • nit: title from a shortlist of ... but surely it's not all positive? Okay. so let's go through a few of Inity question and phone hack with an the page was nearly called No, I do get some hate neut. Most of your favourite things official statement abt nit why Blair is It's a Clary World- and the Leeds it's pretty fair and I rend to agree but Well, that will he quite hard because an department even went as the people's PM. or whatever. .Student some of if can gel nasty - worst. I it's several years since I last saw laf as to cOttlftliSsi011 a suitably ivember 2$i within an hour. The Words of think. was a letter which suggested I Mary Poppms. terrifying and guninting individual Tories are open oat of office hours should he castrated. However. 1 No, that Is not what I meant at all. for the logo thelowl. Since then I've hot know nothing - to the March 6 made a note 01 the address so - paper they couldn't find the names Let's assume you have quite citvered just about everything - TV. whoever wane it - 1 know n here you housing. polities. metal& - and it's of their front bench team. unexceptional tastes and go on to Wisdom your greatest influences? always been my mug at the nip Speaking of politics, do you have What's been the most revealing No one in particular butt get a lot of Here I present some highlights from the year - [low do you react to charges of any political commitment? moment? my ideas front the people around snippets of truth to learn by heart and trot our egotism? None what st ?ever I do to vague know the maturity of my opinions me. So I'd just like to thank Joel. at parties. )1, I think that'sa ridiculous - I'm ideas of human rights and freedom helore t write them so a lot of its not Alex. Chris, 'antra, Nateed. Malt. of expression. but I'm much too 01 the least egotistical people that interesting for me - for instance. Trevor. Anna. Ruth and intim' who, any party. *There's a unique university time period - the could meet. I've had this I'd suspected that Staying In was the cynical to support have been lucky enough to find ersat ion over anti over again II Especially now. Doss -which in length the closer it gets too its New (Jiang Out for quite some time some Of our CooSTI'Salions in print. antithesis • the Deadline. I May 8 t99K i nihst idi,ii! it ,Iiie of my But surely there's more to life More I announced it as such on So at the end of it all has it been favourites 11,111. %, hat it comes down than cynicism. more than ripping •On NVednesday t.day of a national university December S. The hest hits, though. worth it? to is that, !II kit w- if !here's some apart. shutdowns certain thing; became political. If have been phoning up political Yes, I think so. people out there who Possibly. Actually. I have this quilt: you had a hangover and missed a nine parties and getting them to give Thank you for your time. o'clock. that's political. If you stayed in to appreciate my god-like stature. well. serious answers to exceedingly silly generouc side to my personality that it's them who've got the problem That's I gay watch Light Lunch - which, beginning at (2.311 is a Chit Guevara of revolutionary apathy compared to New Labour's Big for Look a li kes... maybe dog's) Breakfast - well, that's political too. (March 6 199K) I've had a few •Nen labour lack an easy going, sex obsessed One of the innovations ol" Clinton equivalent hut. in Peter Nlandelson. Jeffery On Friday has been have discovered a man hies fanatical the consistent use of images devotion to the Millenium Dome demonstates that are not my own. From that key members of the goverment are not left to right the fresh faced without humour. (May 1 199Ki youth from Jeffery. On •The future just isn't as exciting as it used to Graduation; the old man be (October 24 19971 from Jeffery On Deadlines; •Here's fun. Doesn't Michael Jackson hear an Charlie Kray from Jeffery uncanny resemblance to Cherie Blair? To the On Trial: and the guntoting hest of my knowledge the two have nes cr mad man commissioned been seen together in pubic. Is Tony not for the stillborn "It's a telling us something? Is this how he learned to Crazy World" column. get in touch with '`the kids'".11March 13 1991.11

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Leeds Student, Friday June 12 1998 Gang attack on hall president

coNTINtmo FRAIMPAAEVICE .:II oiraleril .rrc pr„cnlcd with advise on 15 external Med adVhel Peitf A Leeds ',This etsli sp.,k oroan commended Ian Inr his brave' -We 1.1,tking 101,, this incident 1,, appreciate that Ian acted inc.uneri vet) to cii,ore that all our Procedures +AA:rein place protect his colleagues and their properly arid that there susanywnetiatrrdhiiainnngeicttdnonatprtaerecletnlento:thnlides His reaction In the situation aPpcars brave and ,;e1- Hess. "How ever, we would of our students.” remind students that Our `Ian acted Ian remains upset 1.n, the firm ails. ice has alwars attack. "Although I am line been. and will continue instinctively to in civil:tithe injure is vcr). to he, that security stall serious. The hospital said and/or police should he it went tight through to the notified intmedimeIN about protect his sk ull." hc said. suspicious incidents co i he ale people. Stride tit.; should colleagues. His desiribed as three while refrain trout racklinc males The attacker is aged intrudets thenisel% reaction to the around sec !eel tall with Piiiicc arc InVeslligattllg a nigh! player's build. He Ore incident but hake N itas blonde'. -brow n hair in 1.t -U1s.l' students celebrate competition on the strident to make an!. arrests \ situation was a l reach crop, a wide, flat still) their boozy 11040 radio station. spokeswoman warned, ise and a SI11111:: northent alter Hies scooped a crate Vaal( Samson donated brave' We're all :M♦ Samson hitter the risers or booze to the jc:cettil1.1, .w .as wearing a dark each in an 1..SR competition in conjunction 0.11)1o. t Sherman style shin and competition. with !SR. 0;11, .0 .111 ■.1111111..' ■ospiLiou, Ole!, k si..colid man is around 5'ts" 28 fiirtunate ',sinners I.Sk returns to the ' 11,1110 111,11S,l.11A1C1'.. 12t:1 . I ‘1,11 s I air lit hlimile hair and mereing trim loth Leeds air-wales in October and 111.: es r Ni...•aring a !ISO bitter off universities stun a crate hopes to het a full time t .:1.1111!• evert, gi:1y in a phone-in licence nest sear. ! Your best chance to get a job! IT Come to the West Yorkshire Graduate Recruitment Fair Tuesday 23 tune 1998,10.00am — 5.00om University of Leeds Sports and Exhibition Centre

Jobs, jobs, jobs: Be There! • Every organisation attending will have vacancies for Get further information on bookings from: graduates • Prospects ler the Realist. Issue Number 6, available from Higher Education Careers Services. • Wide range of opportunities available, spanning a variety of occupational areas • Our web address Check it out regularly: • Apply to many different organisations on one day 11111rliwwwJeeds.ac.uk/careers • Make face-to-face contact with recruiters • The West Yorkshire Fair helpline on 0113 233 5298 between 10_00am and 4.00pm, weekdays. Easy for you: • The free guide available at the event • Centrally located in Leeds Around 80 companies will be there! • Easy to travel to by rail or car They could be talking to you! • Excellent lacliilles. including disabled access !nine - there is no attendance fee and no charge for Companies like Arthur Andersen, Accurate Plc, Asda, Bass. Betty's and vacancy information or brochures! Taylors Group, BOC. BY, Cabinet Office. 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United Biscuits, • Designed to provide the best possible event for you - the job- VSO Welcom Software, West Geophysical, Wilco International . seeking graduate And Many, Many Morel Leeds Student, Friday Juno 12 1998 NEWSDESK 243 4721 Late library Ruth's got sax appeal hailed a success LNION oasis declared the trial I.La S.,\XOPHONLST RuthIlanuramd Scott's jar, club in FLY_SHAHOH ASHLEY shows that from among 2li4t other hopefu ls opening of the Beckett,. is celebrating her success in the London, narrowly perserverance representing the best of Britain's Park learning centre a Young Jazz Musician of the Veer missing out on a residency in Sew really pays off." young string players. complete 511t: competition. York. Another talented musician Cara also made It to the The library was kept The Leeds College of Music The contest was held at the was Clara Berridge. also a student quarterfinals of the 1998 Shell open until midnight graduate came second In the finals Shepherds Bush Empire in at Leeds College of Musk. who LSO Music Scholarship and will during ex= period for on Friday missing top spot by London. reached the semi-finals of the he travelling to lltscany with the keen sweaters. only four points. Competition spokesperson Young Musician of the Year Leeds Youth Orchestra next L.MUSL1 extended the sales} minibus hours until Ruth sere iped a .£5011 cash prize Jon Sellars said: "This is the third competition. month to perform Elgar's Cello the centre closed. plus a week's residency at Ronnie ear that Ruth has entered. so It A keen cellist. she was picked Concerto. President Jerome Jeans said: "It is so goad the student union and the university can still work together effectively to achieve valuable objectives for our students. "This trial has come from a he of hard work by not only this executive team but by several years rinhaous.- LMUSU officials see the trial as a break through in working towards full 24 hour opening of the library. Uni play their Workbooks offer careers advice CAREERS advisers are urging graduands to take advantage of a new service. LW has produced a set of seven open learning workbooks Wald choosing a career and communicate cards right more effectively with employers. The hooks offer practical advice and information BY STEVE Irelt H A II- on a range of topics including Gil to know yoorself, Career% for the 21%1 Century and Career Derision SECUR1TI. chiefs are changing :Waking. union cards that can he faked Um) Philip Marsland. Careers Service tanager said: easily - and all thanks to your The books are designed to improve the support number one Leeds Strident. we offer students in terms ef careers guidance and. Our Teem] undiatxwer investigation cruicially, in lob hunting. Lest vancate pencil that LAW:University's "We have an excellent graduate employment Carib could be forged. rate and we hope that the Nooks will further improve The feegtalcartla wan allowing those services and help LW: students stay a step ahead who purchased thenoo net mutton only in the careers market." diarouia: and mailed emitter it Unit For further details cantata the careers service buildings and University libraries, on 214 3 599$. The investigation.o..11 owed hot on the heels of news Of a burgeoning blaelonarket trude in the student cards Computer test which were lacing sold in pubs in the city. And its now been revealed that centre at LMU new style cards will he introduaed next 5te.u-- incorporating hok)grama and Rte. new European Computer Dri v ing Test is sa forge resistant ink and paper after a LVdti - and LAILI will he the first test centre in the city. -art' iew of security issues'. naires Akita .4h. A spokesperson for the University The test aims to accredit an individual's PC skills for suet "We acknoa ledge the concerns use in the workplace and is an EU wide recognised raised by :students in the past and have qualification. acted tattle them by making the cards The licence provides a clear definition of essential hank!' to forge. computer skills and dispels and vagueness about PC 'The atudent oniee will month a the experience and expertise. success of these improvements and Large multi-natitatalahave already adopted the licence. maim them next year.- setting it as the perlormance benchmark they expect Sciaairy mandarins were shocked to from their employees. The modulea will test practical skills rat her than theory consisting of tests based on typical day-to-day computer `The new cards operations. These include word processing and spreadsheets as well as the haste concepts of information technology and are a far more databagea. The tests can he taken in any order over a scale of sophisticated three years. An LMIlapiikesrsaaini said their staff will he :tuitional type of security' the first to level it. discover that thecards could be so easily tinged and laid to act quickly after mains Charity walk for that there was a growing black market for faked union cards in Lavds. Credit cant style card.a are already in tribal Bushmen use in a kit ol them:rattles mid have proved 7 to he a lot Nadia. td d Ions than the ones THE plight of the Bushmen of the Kalahari is being currently being u:cal at Leeds. addressed lo the charity Sunival For Tribal Peoples Raymond. \ spinal!. Dinxiort (Cant with a series of walks orgunieed forJuly, writeJ Anchor! Dispenser UK. w hiah dionbutes security Ihimphrep. cards to firm% throughout the e ►untry The walks will show concern at attempts of the believed the new cards were a big Botswana government to force the remaining Bushmen improvenient. 113 off flick ancestral lands in the Central Kakthuri (dime • ~dm. 'I asst n•es filb•••61/ Reserve, He salt. "Thrace new cards are a fur tires Iletteerrkti .. el The charity a arks will Asa raise urgent fund• for the name sti ►lwicated hem tit' sevurita than 144111.• the laminated type." Survival's stork a it h uihal people like the' Bushmen. But the aew vitals at I eeds Univelaity The charity walks are being supported by ex-ITh. will still use phi thigrapha attached to the newscastur Sandy(.all who recentlt further forgeries next Vt1.1141;` card: in the same inanner as last year cards 111p:event The walks are being held all menthe cumquat of July not using the magnetic strip that other :ear.- 19 in Banbury. Bath. Cantlyridge. Dartmoor. Hull. 1 tic registration process will still cards hate. I .uralun, :'slid•Purbeck dills, Sheffield. Yuri: and be completed in the same time as in NiM^ the leas the U /11\1.11ity still hope CARD SCHOOL: The union card (inset) which is being the Yorkshire Dales. prel'it,LI!, years with no extra wailing that the c hat atis they have made al union replaced and a reconstruction of biackmarket card dealings For further inhirmation call Richard (,upside or time for students Elizabeth (Albert on11171 242 1441. lI 12 Leeds Student, Frid Trying hard to avoid quoting `My Way' I PAUL WILSON, GRA II S and five other end-of-the-roaders, get a bit misty-eyed as they reflect on their time spent in Leeds

• i'se learned that I'm not the shortest or hmssnrit person in the world, coming as I do loan Stevenage

put my foot through a window on my 21Ith birthday party„t; I lightly tapped on it. I ended up in tItsualty with eight stiteht% Tlw bloke who's window it was. he was very nice. he took mt. to hospital. but he was embarrassed because he'd been playing with his pet snake. who was frightened by the whole affair ill I wish I'd dont, more things like join valetas and go to the library more. Do those kind of hensible student things

JUN/JUL/A UG/SEP RATES* I wish I hadn't pal my foot din High the w indow, liecause ['se DIRECT FLIGHTS got a big scar now irtn torn ATHENS fr 169 MUNICH fr 117 t ;cuing caught on camerain the car park of the %let, erm, with ►uneune. doing something after OT1 on Valentines Day 370 NEW YORK/BOSTON 369 in my first year I was quite tint nk. and I'm afraid I threw up ATLANTA on the poor bloke's shoes BOGOTA/CARACAS 359 ORLANDO 422

BOMBAY/DELHI 469 OSLO 169 In first year. a little bloke who lived in halls with us came ti and said he needed a haircut. k couple of us said we knew DURBAN 489 PHILADELPHIA 370 how to cut hair. He had huge hair. and we cut it all off. It HOUSTON 415 RIOISAO PAULO 399 looked really horrible JOHANNESBURG 479 SEATTLE 429

LA/SAN FRANCISCO 419 TEL AVIV 169 r Spending all of my student loans on trip. to Nepal. Thailand MADRID 1S9 TOKYO/OSAKA 514 `I wish I and Japan MEXICO 319 TORONTO/MONTREAL 399 hadn't MOSCOW That is definitely when my house went up in names and my 259 WASHINGTON/CHICAGO 415 maimed bedroom burning down in second year. Not very nice 'STUDENTS (UP TO 34 & ISIC HOLDERS) & YOUTH U26 CARD

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PO Box 157, Leeds LSI I UH aJ 0113 231 4213 coffee the end of last year. She's coming to visit soon. so Lu - please d- AT forgive me u maker I TERN xes Pt N just %II the various fancy dress vombinations. including clintdilm. a I s lb marslunallows. nineteenth century ballgowns, see) Ian shots, IT before she suspenders, and not forgetting my hoL smoking pistol. Not all US CLEM at once. of course student & youth travel taut went to IATA www.campustravel.co.uk/ IKE= France' Bad things': NW! I've been a good girl_

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5 BEDROOMS 6 BEDROOMS Brudenell Mount, Leeds 6 £41.50 Cardigan Road, LS6. £47.50 All very big bedrooms. Close to Universities. All big bedrooms with double beds. Decorated to a Cardigan Road, LS6 £45.00 very high standard. Enormous bedroom. Double beds. Good Location. Chapel Lane, LS6. £47.50 Hartley Avenue, LS6 £37.00 To be fully refurbished. Excellent location in Lovely house. Large kitchen with lounge combined. Headingley. Kelso Road, LS2 Hyde Park Road, LS6. £48.50 £46.50 A magnificent house with lots of facilities. Overlooks Two mins from Uni. All double beds. Nice. the park. Broomfield Terrace, LS6. £43.50 Burchet Place, LS6. £42.50 Headingley. Good House. Two bathrooms, two kitchens. Big bedrooms. Winstanley Terrace, LS6 £46.50 Wonderful house. Off Victoria Road. Lovely house and area.. Meanwood Road, LS6 £40.00 Big bedrooms. Dinning kitchen. Large lounge. Good bus routes. 4 BEDROOMS Brudenell Avenue, LS6 £41.00 2 BEDROOMS All big bedrooms. Very close to Uni. Brudenell Grove, LS6 £58. 50 Brudenell Road, LS6 £37.50 Ebberston Terrace, LS6 £43. 50 Royal Park Road, LS6 £39.50 Ridge Grove, LS6 £50.00 Kelsall Grove, LS6 £47. 50 Top quality. Suitable for professionals. St. Johns Terrace, LS3 £44. 50 Caberry Terrace, LS6 £37.50 St. Johns Terrace, LS3 £55. 00 Tinshill Road, LS16 £48. 50 3 BEDROOMS Vinery Road, LS4 £57. 00 Brudenell Grove, LS6 £38.50 Hessle Avenue, LS6 £65. 00 Easterly Avenue, LS8 £43.00 Magnificent throughout. Suit professionals. Available August. Extremely nice, semi-detached. Park Lane, LS8 £47.50 1 BEDROOM Suitable for professionals. Top standards. Ash Grove, LS6 £85.00 Woodsley Road, LS3 £38.50 Brookfield Road, LS6 £78.50 Burley Road, LS3 £72.00 9 BEDROOMS Hyde Park Road, LS6 £115.00 Archery Road, LS2 £39.50 Suit professional couple. Gorgeous. Very close to Leeds University. Spring Road, LS6 £77.50 7 BEDROOMS St. Johns Terrace, LS2 £82.50 Vinery Road, LS4 £81.00 Burley Road, LS4 £45.00 Woodsley Road, LS3 £85.00 Headingley Mount, LS6. £46.00 Beautiful flat. Well maintained. Central Headingley. Close to all pubs & the University Kelso Road, LS2 £80.00 Hyde Park Road, LS6. £49.50 Richmond Road, LS6 £75.00 Exceptional property. Brand new everything. Kirstall Lane, LS6 £95.00 2 bathrooms, 2 kitchens, fire alarm, washing machine, dishwasher. lovely!! Friday June 12 1998 COMENTS 3

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lain Banks 4/5 OR is it lain M Banks? We're confused. But we care not as we lind the science fiction it's okay to like 6-8 Clubs THE year in clubbing. A balanced, well-adjusted critical analysis. And Templehead again, most likely Arts 9 WE dive into the murky waters of Hollywood, where things get decidedly reptilian

10/11 Television BRAT-pack on the box - Dawson's Creek, Party of Five and a cast of thousands wallow in teenage angst

12/13 Space SPACE Balls, and every other ball related pun under the sun. Juice interviews Spaceman Jamie Murphy on the eve of the big ball bash

Reviews 14-16 Snag of Snagging FOR the last time this term the experts tell you what to your your best go buy, watch, listen to and read Dreams _FL mate DEEP breath. this is it. louse one last chance. Ever. PRI:NI:VIVRE celebrations. Ines Rabb, catastrophic Come nest year. nr next 'goods') they'll be la around the world consequences. A hazy memory. CacSoc. A familiar face. .A as you shutfte back to Billion for your budding career at Safeway. tingly feeling. A longue in your mouth: And it's all gone This is the biggest opportunity you'll ever halt. And the most horribly Pete 'hong one last time. 17-23 Listings drunk vou'll ever. ever be—so go for it. And it won't matter in the morning. For at least two seconds. l'ou ma) have eschangiii glances in 1:f13. or stared lustily at the No-one saw us, did they? They slut have. There was nobody hack of their neck in the library. Whatever, mm 's the time to else there. Just get your clothes and sneak out. After the ball, the blow-ouL The essential guide for make that move. But then there are the Looks. fiw coin ersations that halt your final few days in Leeds, for this term at least Tonight's the night to stop pouting on the sidelines. get with the abruptly when you enter. The innuendoes and the nudges. program. and make the Grad ban an absolute snottathon. VW then you realise. Eeerybody knows.l.nd you can't bring It's better to regret something you have done, than something you yourself to ring him/her. let alone look them in the eye. haven't. 'Slake hay while sun shines. Carpe them ms son. This could be the end of a beautiful friendship. 4 Juke BOOKS IIII

II:3 an ( ng On int Acclaimed both for his science fiction and his more 'serious' literary novels, lain Banks has the best of both worlds. talked to him about literary life for a sci-fi fiend cum mainstream success story LL the best people o:freshing change from the usth0 another. leading toconstant this boundary simthern drawl proclaiming writi4 to distinctions between genre and hint I, intentional- It's not live two lives: Clark he a god- g oen hit till-Cofimooine gat, 'serious' fictions: inlennottal. il's just that I want to do Close-up Kent also got a it's not that Banks is lacking in "You need sever= genres and whales cr I w ant. and riot he reStrieted buzz front wearing contidence though The 1011mi-ills labels, so that's no had thing. I mean, by htwndarics, ti's qutte selfish Banks story is that when he w as Its definitions arc a useful way to really.' So a hat of the common his underpants over and still very much at ,.chuol, he wrote describe things. It's when one genre perception that Kinks- work is on Sci-fi ■gem:tads More intelligent than the Ahis trousers.. the Scarlet in his passport that his occupation was gets seen 41; better than others, so you Pimpernel was an 'writer', on the basis that it was a ten have these ideas of superior kinds if average inkling' Is this intentional or year passport and he was hound to books, which are usually 'character • is it ;nth:lent and subeoneions! If Mary Shelley was great- aristocrat who found that have made it as a writer before he novels. so that it becomes awkward." "Well it's quite flattering to think grandmother of sci-fi. J.R.R being an action man in his reached his 3tith birthday, Needless to So what then does he think of the that it might he inherent. It's certainly 1)(92-1973) must or spare time was a great say_ passpnri control wasn't very current pessimism that the novel is on very flattering that people see my work as intelligent. I mean, I have course be the gmadtadscr of fantasy. impressed, and his twenty-sixth the way our? Could sci-fi, with its babe magnet. and.•ric IS birthday passed without any of his futuristic outlook. be the salvation of certainthin:4 S 10say,v, but WS tun thus Semi-medics-al adventure 'liw heal Bananaman. The literary Work beimg the literary form? "I think the idea of critique of social/intergalatte f■f rltr Rheas is still the most pinata world is not short of these one type writing is fading- away is meaning,"" hook in Great Britain. S0 he chameleon-like figures doesn't sec the either. violence and By day. lain Banks is the `I spend a lot of time weirdness of his hunk, as quiet. it slightly controversial reflecting our author of such mainstream doing absolutely world then. it". all novels as The liiisp Fueiory. By a hit of fun night however, he is lain M. "Fun's perhaps nothing' lain Banks not the right Bunks. the enigmatic author of word. but it's fiendish sci-fi novels. In some. ridiculous, I mean. people didn't stop certainly very interesting to write space is as accessible as painting when the camera was about. I mean. there is a lot of violence Headingley. yet as dangerous as Invented. Perhaps the novel isn't as and weirdness in the world. but there H.G. Wens t1846-1946) truly Hyde Park. In others. medieval- published. cutting edge. or boundary breaking as are plenty of people out there whose Ina the Nctence into science &lion. What would Banks be doing now if it used to he. But that doesn't mean lives don't contain any violence or stylc cities rule countries which whatever I just prefer not to write Fascinated by 617W-travel. space, and his literary ship had tuner come in? people are going to stop reading ur are nut quite as we know them. about that so much." A man who minims. Wens' rands (including "I'd definitely he in Scotland. writing. There well always he This romantic view 01' Banks preferably doing some kind of job mainstream fiction published." knows what he wants then, and usually The Mir of the Worlds) show nature was quickly brought down to earth where I wouldn't have in think about it gets it too. ready to assen itself at any when I phoned him at his alter I left each night.- t'T with all opportunity. B sumptuous hotel only to find out Science Fiction is usually cited as this talk of Banks's lirst love so it seem, strange different that he was in the process of Isaac Asimov(t920-t992) that his first published novel was The genres, it was the hankst vo irking man in wi- checking out. Only slightly, Wasp Filetory, his mainstream hit of mustn't he thought ll. churning out specuteulm' material_ perturbed. Banks plunged into a 1984. Banks is quick to explain this that Banks' works His major winks belong lit the high speed interview in which we seeming discrepancy 7 "I'd written live arc clear cut Foundation senes (telling of the spoke so quickly that we sounded set-li novels, that'', a Million words. examples of sci-fi Ii was just decay of a galactic civilization) or the like the Smurfs on acid. Having before The Mop Furrow. and mainstream that that was the one to get published fiction. flue Wisp Robot series in which mIxas exist to produced 17 hooks in 14 years, first. IC's u case of it beta; caster hi get Factory is pretty verve mankind Banks must he pretty used to this kind of pace. mainstream fiction publ intent and weird. Mainstream literary fiction is a whilst his latest He reflected that maybe he ought to Arthur C. Clarke actually had of Banks' life, Ile claims iki sci.11 novel. slinv dawn, but didn't really see why large part an academic science background and enjoy reading authors like Gunther int'CrAlOTO. may be lie should since he enjoys what he WW1 predicting technological Grass and Franz Kafka. On the siIrvieet stk ord and does, -I am quite disciplined. I write advances like the use of mobile of influences he says there are a hit {it sMiel) rim el. but 0,000 words a week, whether it's a people like Jane.Austen and Leo is Banta Ili111,C11 phones in 194.5! His finest hour was ser-ti or a mainstream novel. but in Tolstoy that he'd like to he mil ucirccil says, OIC perliaps his eollahorati.ku w ith tact I spend u tot Ol time doing by but prohably isn t let it does skitcery in it and Stanley Kubrick fob the film I A absolutely audit ng:' This kind fit annoy him a little that I WC type tit not many swords 1,1 mish-acce Wed honesty- makes .I writing can he seen as helici than either.-

;IZS 'AU' L man's' s•i-fi. so r •' / C CI-Flifantasy: you loom the that once the ■■story. A bloke. preferabls with a •••••II S lain M. Banks excitement of the Scandinavian sotmding name. A FALL Of Inversions plot has worn wears a lot of bather. wields an MOONDUST Orbit £1 6.99 off, the reader is alisolutely nuts-Axe sword. and saves his left deeply kingdom Irian the had guys. CORSCIOULt. of the Now banish these preconceptions parallel narrative set in another atmosphere of • kingdom is a simiarily misunderstood from 'otir mind and address lain M. love and loyalty hero ailed I)cWar. De War is not only Bank.' latest sci-fi extravaganza with that Ian-trays the possessor ilia nante w ith the Space tklv an open-mind. Thermions is the set-fl nit through symbolic subtlety of a sledge hammier. novel you'll enjoy even if the very idea rnse-tinted but is also an OtINC%Sh C hut extremely. New ho,, Jeff Noon brings conjures up images of adolescent boys spectacles but successful bodyguard. to the v...11.4101 the everyday with his Waving Dungeons and Dragons. rather The mysterious, but action-packed Mancheste•so novels, F. xplonne the Banks takes time to create MO main through a [dolt grips the reader's attention and protagonists that everybody can relate kind of htitinilaries betv.eell n:ality and although the secrecy at the core (tribe to. The Doetor is the Geri lialliwell of disturbing imaginatit xin's suing point is namdiye demands full conivntrat km. his lattgaikee 'winch takes akk as the I laspidu.s. She's it %Ionian in a man's puke-green world. deeply misunderstood and Banks masterfully coaxes this dishirthe cruige tailor sli.olien lonnd m this alienated. y et fur superior to her commitment out or the reader: 'this is still sers much the 'thinking genic \ i •olleagues. At the centre of - the Linden Thornton tr

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£ a ,, td : •Wile ideological enslavement. So ilr, FICTION t ht are they bothorintt ttrth FICTION lain M. Banks ,Itte dead planet 'filch (Ink one lain Banks Consider Phlebas v„ , The Wasp Factory o .kh.c .:111,,11,11 Orbit £6.99 Abacus £6.99 - t 111:,11I Lai iir r. ,tad 11, I I ed hilt still Jerrdc.l b.... a rrio a-1o, ill C1114 .1110. / i Lli , PO. lied the inipulatinn lire %Nth-tin I lse HE kid Frank had .101 .1110 filth The T'S galactic war, ships, extra `+.1 nand. tilt the his halls ripped off nianl:kt prai.cd space and planets %%here ptif\IIII_ by the pet Bulldog aIIcin.,l 1, . I nuunr coil 111 swearwords still sun live the hest ill Batik; while the mother het; it T but tin: depict i.tn •t the hard teas gising birth In Paul. despite the development huntan poictinat I h."--pc. I IN,' ,1,1‘.1.-. Later Frank set Paul up Is of a truly communist u'ikut_ ,•n either penpeLII io kill himself. in society run by machines 24g 1 ( \hi t:1;111,,..:1; retaliation. an explosion 'no power hunger you see). hang depth. w. le. plat and read. with kerst" the Idirans, united interesting carbon and silicon of parts and rock down ,I•mc nasty 10[10,, %wank 1 ,:latillike by their faith in bawd lite Iiirrns. on the beach. Such huilit Air and .in epileptic III destruction and a war that has violence rages an ending Yun ttun't put it lasted nigh on 4N ycars. Peter Stubley I hroughout I he book. Godless cviingeliqn againq Peter Stubley 6 Juice CLUBS Friday June 12 1998

HE end of the dear is or arid, check out Templehead when it us and as a result restarts next year. A small club with u upon friendly atmosphere. you will PHIL LINDFIELD we must look back and be hurd pushed to nod a more up for it night consider the moments of anywhere in the city. and NICK WEIGHT our nightlives that made A new addition to the Leeds club weft is the famed Swidissential North. Catering to us jump for job. wrap our almost any taste, musically or otherwise. 014 arms around our heads and fall review the year T night is here to stay. Another equally well down into the gutter revealing Litt115'11 club is Hard Times which remuim in club land, cast our darkest secrets to a bloke in NATO and shows no sign of a wane in popnlain). II you like your garage. you'll find a leotard. h snot Ramillies! and Co. ready and willing to their eyes over This has been a year that has sets n.e vow needs! Back is Back. Rack to marked the dawning of a new era in Basic,. dial Is They lime 'tinned It new night al \111I1( ft/1\ int.: the SWIM' formula as their Commander Tom Leeds clubbing. It has gone fully incarnations. This is lull on house tut the the best that commercial urn the one ..,old Udell dist:ell-ling In lose head. Noom hand while the true underground has (In the BASIL'• theme, Dave Beer ipronitmet remained so - even to the point where ot 132B) and Arthur Baker !record maker) have 111“ Aro, Leeds has given Joined forces to firing Leeds its ov.n version or •. 4 ,0, 1 :::, no-one knows about it. We have seen ■ the teknowned Elhoss Rooms. Originally "1,..k“! . 1111111pur, the true money spinning potential til !lased in this p1)01 \ \11116.1,11,1k k'1,111 '%t us, and look the super-club with the hideous ego 1111/1/1c.oituram/harktut, has formed ii solid fan Ill :I iT11.1:11 and trappings that conic w ith it whilst base Jou, n south. and it would he a foolish ( 11s, forward to the at the same lime man who'd het against num, doing seeing people the same up here Thomas Chrome next 12 months whose hearts are This one opens on in the music Ihe June 211. Loop making their The eclectic nature of this mighty this rumbling monster will h. . nights work and mixes of city means that we leaf and trepidation into am techno set having the This merits! does not slop. Using spin ',tic-c.c.s. that back, uirdl rt:Vcr:cd -samples to nu/cif:HMI effect, Jny sell respecting iekliniv tan 0, ill they richly partly vu IIIst deserse. Every style of music is now t4)12C11., Tall Paul catered for in this C lull city. We bake '1 finCNI Limn and has,. White Label arguably the hest tectino club in the . .i„ t' I the of her side or the 'Tall LI-I —C.0.11'1;111 del it itst ...I: ttml tt country situated a Ialci rick away_ while ,t Ilic t ill Ilk: (WWI. with H t.:Md he plays ifl-ePt' 45 cckeiid 11110 Is ihtimpine the truism in demand DJs in the IMINille ,, k- and ltimpin II i I play in our town centre. For the more t, I. 1 !,•,1 \.‘,J “iti t 1.111 hr ,lisappointed. • mentally disturbed amongst you. the 'I I irm ,s1 c; I,'. h. prtie inusi mtddlo..Also %souh a m•ntitio is Ilic lolhm Orbit will pros ide all the [Mtn° madness %.11 toil his inid• up single Dur) Barn week Ili:' Board. These nights that you can handle and still have plenty hiring kill the op•,' op itorit in dance music lets for everybody else. With CtiiiSi'llerillY and should he congtaisilated on their Various Artists thirirt:,Ni \ e line ups week in. week out braveness: you w'on'! find 111,1i1", featuring the likes of Mills. Clarke. and headlining Judge. Jules tine NS .:ok and LTJ Beltran). this really is worth the trip ow Bukem the nest. Tidy Trutt of town. II you prefer your tew.hno Hosing further away from Tliis coniptlattoi kicks oil the series in with a healthy dose line style. providing tout funky. hard 7411 SONO IMO OS SOO Si 1108WPM IOW OMNI+. OS house classics trteluding the immortal MOM, -Funks, (iroose' cchieh is gellin 0 10 POPO 101111. 11111 time in clubs nationwide. 0 0111110 we fowl 3mm •p1.1

Johny 1('106 II IMO MIK MO 111 NI MONO° NW wow XL . creamy smooth drum 'a' h,iss r;t,.- 1... 061.611• Mk swoops anti break's with the ht:•;I them. Ben includes elements of SWUM By Nick Weight and Phil Lindfield

FOR THESE AND OTHER QUALITY SLATES VISIT CRASH RECORDS 35 THE HEADROW, LEEDS lr Friday Juno 12 1998 CLUBS Juice 7

the dance music held the DIG family have provided us with much entertainment this year Their Casa Latina. Cooker and Yardturd SI,Itt• `We have seen the true money nights have provided Leeds with enough ot lit, alternative to give us evenings of quality 114Id gliallliiy. Notable evenings were the Fut City spinning potential of the super-club, records oan and the hammund skills of Charles Farland and his small keyboard. The base for the DIG family. the Underground. has also whilst at the same time seeing people -AranZEIR come up trumps with the iitnatillg11 litipill.ir NiIrthetil Soul night, Mine On Up. and it whose hearts are in the music making t lulled out swinging partner, the Lava Ltitinee; ii you haven't been yet you should. their nights work' HE FAVERSHAM has proved to he the pub venue of choice where the others Klub hills a fond farewell, having never really lawn. In the end, ii seemed unable 1, kccp lip have failed. The Fav's promoters in found ti's feet. This could be due to the closure with the pace it had set itself over the Tresidence. Illustrious has e provided the of one of Leeds most prestigious night clubs, and many will point towards the mute names to match the posturing. Their nights The Pleasure Rooms, which has played host to weekly event us being as final dow mull stilt. LyL. Deep Couture and East Village Cafe have Back to Basics, Up Yet Ronson, Goodlife. and those first monthly Thursday nights will he made a name for themselves as a cheap way lo The Mile High Club. And perhaps the most sad talked about for years Io come. relax and go out. This years events culminated departure this year must have been Its Nevertheless, there is sine to he a in the Garden Party and die Three Fresh Obvious This was a truly groundbreaking club replacement in the wings come October_ li•s Muthaluckas DJ competition which has given for many yems • certainly the North's answer this kind of diversity which makes Leeds such a much needed outlet for local DJ talent, to London's Heavenly Social - and many will a great place to he. Until then. enjoy the Sadly, with the arrival of the new, we base remember the nights when Depth Charge. Jon summer and get ready to party all over again! to kiss goodbye to the old. Amsterdam Sex Carter, Ninju Tune and Wall of Sound came to Friday June 12 1998 mviewclubs 1 cells CLUB Casa I..atina C Sumlissentail Underground Club Uropa Thursdays Sundays .1

e donned our dancing ypical, really typical, how the shoes and dragged our sun shines and the heat rises at !bur left feet down to times of much work and stress. Casa Latina at the Just as the weather demands Wunderground on Thursday your being outside in shorts and night. After a few stiff drinks to sung asses the exam period starts. loosen our hips we hit the dance Year in year out it seems to be the floor where Tanya, the same, revision and projects are done underground's own Colombian in the sunniest few weeks that the dance diva taught us a few of the year as seen. basic steps which helped us B what makes it worse is the prepare for a night of funky imm-diate dissipation of the summer when you are in a position to Latino rhythms. wea er just enjoy it. Just as surely as the good 11) our surprise the dance floor was weat er arrives to greet stress, so the grey packed with both Salsa -s irein' like ourselves and these ss ith more cloud arrive to celebrate under. With the experience for natural flair!) After an sun c u mes a general lifting of spirits and hours lesson we wen: qualified to every me seems to be smiling, sometimes afl merengae with the hest of them. when it see that the grey weather takes of El Equipo. a new London salsa this a iay and all of the smiles also go. comho took the stage_ The six piece Bu this is not true. just like everything resemble, plus special guest else in the bad weather, it just moves inside. and S ndissential is where to find it. The trumpeter Harahan') provided the most • tracing aspect of Sundissential in the Hispanic heats which are an essential North is the atmosphere in Club Uropa, and it ingredient for the friendly and can be compared very favourably to the easy sociable atmosphere. air tha comes with the arrival of the summer. Each week a different hand plays in a Just a. in times of good weather. there different style ranging from booga100 appe. s to be smiles and an easy approach to 1111•1111110' through to salsa. latin-Iuu and funk with life ju t what is needed when the grey clouds preceding dance classes to compliment greet ou for celebration. the particular flavour of the evening. Sundissential is all about fun and I challenge and spacious with very fresh air is just what the and Carnival Queens in those massive elaborate Throughout June Casa Latina is anyon, to go and not have it. The dance floor is hot tired Sundissential goer needs from time to outfits! celebrating the Latino love of football alive k r I2 hours with smiling bouncing laces and time, and the clock there on the hour is something Everyone who comes to Sundissential is in with a couple of special events including even tl e bouncers appear to have a good time. that has to be seen to he believed, very bizarre. search of a good time, and everyone who goes to Columbian and Brazilian bands. sImpin. easily into the parry air that seems to seep Sundissential is always in a celebratory mood. Sundis.sential gets just that. With such an pnifessional dancers and r111/1 throng every single pore. Even if there is no special occasion, then it is a atmosphere, pumping hard house tunes and some pm mullions. Ma den the club s promoter. can always he celebration of life, of clubbing, and of people. And of the world's hest Ins in constant attendance. make the s„ ..,Iwevel you are „t tV hatever you arc.ii seen c ailing to his guests or DJs or dancing. it is the people that club into the event nothing else should ever be extx.-eted. When you ,ou ‘+ ion to have fun while trying somettonE makin • sure that everyone is having as good a time that it is. Dressing up is highly encouraged, and go to Sundissential mot if) always remember io ,hlierent, then Casa Latina may be the night at his c ub as they ought to. and enjoying his makes loran interesting spectacle. from smile. to entertain and to be entertained, and the tor you' creatio to its lull. as everyone else is invited to do. pantomime bull complete with matador, to beach rest looks after itself. Sec ya Sundays! Claire Phillips and And with the inclusion of the most ideal chill out parties, fully decked out in bikinis, shorts and Emily Baldock} room. is hopes will I'm sure be fulfilled: large grass skins with a paddling pool. via fire eaters Matt Shanaha

Jay Denham. by looks or sound. He plays funky techno. always keeping it hard and The Orbit raw. a sound that others would do well to 10 After Dark emulate. The crowd. comprising of many regulars. recognised the quality and skill Saturdays of mixing from the Black Nation Records - powerfully supremo and responded appropriately. The imaginative dance floor rocked. We've seen the Orbit ■new production' 71 411.• e couldn't let the year fuller but the little extra space went a long finish without a final way. It just goes to prose that every week National Tour trip to every techno is worth going to and that you don't need Sponsor fan's favourite historic to wait for big. name Oh such as Jeff Mills Wtown. Morley's Afterdark club or Carl Cox to witness The Orbit on form. The line up until the end of June includes hosts The Orbit, one of the best C.J. Bolland, Luke Staler, and Dave Angel, all underground nights in the well worth a k kit country which will hat, e been Jon Tidey and Beth Roberts running for seven years this summer. Despite our usual plan of arriving for 8.tiOpm. highly recommended when someone popular is playing. SVC opted for a queue free 9.30pm entry, Faithful resident Nigel Walker. acting as a warm up DJ, already had the crowd's full attention. Playing his own unique mix of hard electro and chunky team) the dance floor was soon filled. Toes 30 June - Sat 4 July 1998 By eleven, and nearing the end of Walker's set you'd he forgiven for thinking; that it was the end of the night. The crowd proving they were. theatre&tR114 01)eral House. Leeds1.- as always, up for it. and Nigel showing why people argue he's the Box Office: (0 113) 222 6222 best resident in the UK. There's no mistaking the presence of Friday June 12 1998 Juice ARTS 9

Jr."1 11 ill re' Classic Creature Features

JAWS Noel; si). The best film eve, made about a fish. this early effort from Steven Spielberg remains the yardstick by which all ocean adventures will be judged. Overflow lag with truly classic scenes and thrashing along to that terrifying "dur-dun... du r-durn.., der-DUNI!" score. it's Under the beautiful blue oceans live creatures which horror movie absolutely directors can only dream about. ELEANOR MAWREY snorkies down to the Royal Armouries to discover the terrors of the deep unknown GODZILLA , Rotand Nomench. 199:41

ombine Jaws with animated models. You can where less,men- ha% e gone than thing. Jurowl, Park could even control their have visited the moon!) it there are more or these a school trip to creatures swimming around. movements yourself to .Before you swear never to even the Natural sit in the bath again or go paddling The exhibition gets everygoi. History Museum simulate their breathing and at Blackpool there is some Involved with interactive CD and Monsters of eating. The exhibition takes consolation. Their hubbies are ROM. 1.ideos and experiments. Childish impulses seem to come the Deep is the result. you right through the ages, worse than their bite! Only 1-2 from giant dinosaurs to shark attacks a year are fatal. over everyone there, as they whereas us humans kill 100 suddenly find themselves stampim The exhibition currently recent discoveries at the showing at the Royal mill it +n of the creatures annually. their hands with funky sea cretituo' bottom of the Ocean with big There arc certainly no records of a prints. This Summer's hot ticket as far as crap Armouries is both sections on whales and Killer Whale chomping on a The exhibition could have it Hollywood blockbusters go. this promises the informative and slightly sharks human. 011 a little cinema and. apart exciting prospect of a Massive monster rising the token gesture at the entralk • The vital statistics of harks. unfonu mei) for them, Itotn the depths and doing the disco stomp all unnerving and will these Iwo lonely looking fish - sonic sea monsters dwarf their have 1- host of useful parts for over Manhattan. Sounds strangely to certainly make you wary which humans are prepared to more tanks containing the teal Hollywood imposters. with the S the eliding of last year's Lim' Morld but, with of choosing a beach kill them. Apart from the obvious thing would not have gone anio.• Giant Squid's eyes measuring the makers of huieperidence had at the helm. holiday this summer. Mod delicacies their tissue Big electric eels and piranhas up to a startling 40cm across provides crucial ingredients didn't even get a mention which n, we can at least expect sonic stunnine. visuals. The realm of horror and tentieles of up to 21 metres required to make certain antihunics doubt will have damaged their normally left to the movies long! Blue Whales. which are and is also needed to help in street creel under the waves as creatures not to be messed with. becomes a terrifying reality mammals rather than fish. are human cornea transplants. Llosa. 19961 The importance of conservation ANACONDA (Louis as large teeth and tent icles the largest animals in the world One of the most interesting facts was the recent discovery of a was clearly stressed but with no A giant snake swishes around the jungle are reproduced as ginormous (well of the ones we know fanaticism, which made a anyway. you can never be sure sea creature believed to have swallowing B-movie actors in this become extinct millions of years refreshing change. No pressure,- inexplicably brilliant horror Mtn. High body what lies at the very sign petitions or give all your ago. Scientists were very chuffed tilde depth of the sea /Wiley away. count. ace computer animation... and any to discover that the models they that offers the sight of lee Cube being had made, based on old lossils, The message was simple: worth were surpnsmgly accurate understand these creatures, squeezed to death by a reptile has to be when compared to them with respect - of they will the price of admission. the Teal come and get you! Only joking... or am t''

It's eaten Terry Nutkins!! THE LITTLE MERMAID thihn Clements. 198O) MIK

The music that heralded Disney's return to forin after two decades of bok office flops and sub-standard animation. A massive hit and deservedly so. this joyous adventure boasts cracking songs. a scary octopus villain anti a uzggae-singing rastufarian crab called Sebastian. Ross Horsley

sal• .•...-••••-•••••-••••••••••154 /0 Juice TV Friday June 12 1998 ■■ ■■ ■FLICKERS ■ Coming soon to a TO • screen near you... • a U en The Wild Bunch Te ■Pots of tun ■ 9pm Saturday, BBC2 Dawson's Creek, the new signing on C4 is just another in ., ■ ■Pil:k1111p,th 1111111.111.11T r"Hid 1oghuris play mu Clare Lister examines the incestuous relationship between p.a.! %%III, pieces (■I cartoon Unit ■■ owADAys Dune teenagers take • Just deserts • themselves very 9pm Saturday. C4 Nseriously. The latest U pal Id I.!, itch brings iis rinks and • teen drama, Dawson 's :iiks 111 1.11131.11.111:rdiell ■and !Ili Creek. follows the trend of L11111k. i ins Sun: in imps' • 111 a My So-Called Life, Party Of Fire and Hollyoaks. in • The Gauntlet a which the teenagers act Big glove more like adults than the 10.45pm Saturday, ITV ■ ■ adults, and articulate their I n; n , 0 1,1 numerous problems as if I lilt tiCNOI U U I., ill If oiti they have had more therapy than Woody • 11 Allen. ■The Boy Who Could Fly "fter may he a hunch of • precocious. moaning. and Now with wings . 2.30am Saturday night. C5 moral minors. but for sonic ■• reason the are far more kitom..n lit reduce members of the appealing than the eighties / c•d,, teal c. ihi• ■ a read•ilir-title N, Aaron Spelling generated %%hti %%;ints Io 11) ‘k Whim a plane. plastic Barbie doll tr pes of ■ Beverly Hills 9(02/0. also recently re' 'talked in the The Plano eighth series. as the teens • Tinkling about a 9pm Sunday, C4 reach their twenties looking thirty and acting twelve. • laic Canipitin presents a steamy • Dct•.von's Creek i: relatively oldie thriller in which Holly Hunter new on the screens this side of the tries to get her hands on Har-ve. ■ ■ Keitet's inistrunieni Atlantic. but in America. it is the number one drama for teenagers. • ■ reaching more than five million Terminal Velocity homes. Not surprising. one might Speed whores • 9pm Monday, ITV 111 ■ins in its rare klircciot's cut. ■ this rornainic coined!. inexplicably leatures scene alter scene of ■explilsions and parachute salmis. •■ ■Purple Rain ..Purple rain ■10.55pm Monday, C5 ■ 'shod-Jew ps■chological thriller ■ ■e %amines the after-efteets of Rihrtia pollution CM a aesually-dev iant ■midget from Minnesota. ■ ■Delicatessen ■ Oltally good ■10.55pm Tuesday. C4 ■ Ilse Brnish Beef crisia reaches nee ■heights of terror and sill-milled ■ •upense as lutunsoc French people hip each other op with c14.-a%Cf■ ■■ Were No Angels • Bad habits • 11.35pm Tuesday, BBC1 ■ • 114 Ron I:1 v.li.:11) ■■ Circle 01 Friends • Kiss my ring • 9pm Thursday. C4 ■■Well, it's your last Vita/ Signs of the Joyous The latest Ametican import Ally Di Ivy] \ 1311 Cumming academic year and we can hear you AleBeal (Wednesday lOpm, C4) may have had I Vital crying into your colostomy bags from even more hype than Godzilla but. for once, we (oh. and Chris • (]ii 1,,i1 old hat based on a \ • here. Will things ever be the same suspect it's worth it. Tune in for witty visual Itrutlw jasSIR: Signs again? Rubber gloves at the ready... gags, quirky characters and a smart script. ■ • Friday June 12 1998 71/Juice 11

Transfer a long line of emotionally charged teen dramas from across the Atlantic. the team members; the stars, the writers and the plotlines think. due to the three million and within Dawson 1 Oren itsrlt. the until the sun sets. Joey. Duwson's shop. and alcoholic teachers hashing iS inewei ic aced and not so sure of dollar marketing campaign. with characters film an amateur horror female When Hurry Met Sally hest their slimming-pill•taking daughters their next step." Teenagers are the trailers in cinemas, on billboards. movie in the style of Wes Craven, friend. is also based on fact, The real all in the same week.) only age group who have the liberty buses. and Blockbuster video Kevin Williamson aside though. Joey, a Miss Fannie Norwood, is now /Jail-von Creek appeals beeatise to freely discuss their angst, taking the cast of Dawson's Creek is still obtaining her doctorate in it is so simple_ Four kids live the stores to the Rine of Paula Cole's their intuitional lives seriimsly, relatively unknown. James Van Der anthropology at Berkeley. Likewise stresses and hormone altering because they have nothing else to do. "I Don't Want To Wait". This Beek. given an even worse name in the most controversial storyline of moments of everyday life for all to No jobs, no children, no hills to pi* unollicial use of the pop star the show, Dawson Leery. has at least the chow, a Mrs Robinson type see. Most of the show is about sex. Their emotions are their living. finally became official days proven he can act. Starring in liaison, is also based on fact. A but not so ninth doing it as talking Although disguised as a teen show. before the first screening. and has Finding The Sun by Edward Albee. teacher at Williamson's high school about it. Al fifteen, what else is there this programme diNCUSNCS in depth all since stuck as the show's title he showed talent from an early ages did have an affair with a pupil, to discuss!Whether it's losing your our insecurities, It's like comfort song. although his hair will although whether virginity, admiung you had lost your eating. it's better than seeing a Paula Cole. though. is not the only never last in they had sex while virginity many years ago and shrink. attribute of the programme. The Hollywood. Surprise. being videotaped or therefore are a little ahead tit your However, one hour is quite creator and scriptwriter is well surprise, though, the not may he poetic peers. dealing with your mother's enough. No-acne makes an known in Hollywood, not for his incest continues with `Teens reach licence. infidelity, falling in love with your appointment with their therapist for millions like Aaron Spelling. but for his latest appearance Perhaps because hest friend, or re-inventing yourself the whole afternoon. Williamson may his ability to write for a teen in I Love Km,. 1 Loss the show is more as someone else just to get that guy. have cornered the market in teen audience. Kevin Williamson has been }au Nut with Claire their realistic than the Dawson 'r Creek labours it all_ Nut to speak, but he has no concept of voted one of the most creative talents Danes from My-So- other teen dramas it mention the Mrs Robinson affair, 'time's up'. He is currently in Hollywood after scripting Scream. Called Life. Katie twenties has more appeal. which rivals Lolita for sexual developing another drama, Seream 2 and 1 know What You Did Holmes, as Joey may Beverly Hills 90210 tension, ltiratelAnd• "Take these Dawson's last Summer. These links indicate only he eighteen but was doomed from Of course. the show is designed kids, age them by eight years and that teen drama becomes increasingly has already flirted looking thi the start. since half for teenagers us a way of both move them to l.,/a without u clue." incestuous as the years roll by. with stardom by f America and entertaining and educating the So, as Reveries- Hills gave birth to Jennifer Love Hewitt made her name appearing in The Ice certainly the younger generation on how to deal Melrose Place. vn Dawson'z Creek will he given a cacsareatl section and in Party Of Five, as did Neve Storm and now looks and acting majority of with infidelity. jealousy and an array of emotions which would oval sprout Wastel.Atul. Likewise Srreom Campbell. and duly went on to star in set for further England's teens Gascoigne's. For the inure mature leading to Scream 2 will now lead to the above films. There are numerous developments, as do were struck dumb at twelve' audience. the twenty-somethings who Scream 3. and more pretty little references within Wes Craven's films the rest of the cast. the slick, beautiful secretly watch it in their bedrooms, cheerleaders will grin on our big to each other, as well as to the actors people and their amazing ears and the show's appeal lies not only in screens in the latest Williamson of the teen dramas. In Scream 2. awson's ("reek is may he more deciphering the same problems project. Killing Mrs Tingle. No Neves character from Serrant is faintly autobiographical. based clothes. Hollyoaks realistically set in the small town of which are still troublesome at an surprises here - it's all about high played in a film-within-the-film by D on Williamson's life in Oriental. Chester. with struggling teenagers older age, but also the intense school students plotting to kill their Tori Spelling; while Courtney Cox North Carolina - an idyllic setting. dialogue_ As Williamson admits. "My teacher, and will probably star the makes more than one reference to her complete with an intercoastal making a living waitressing or in a video store, but killing half the cast teenagers are self-aware and smart whole lot. Katie Holmes. James Van oh-so-beautiful co-stars Jennifer waterway For fishing and a tranquil and they talk like they have ten years Der Beek. Neve Campbell, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer. aura. Dawson, based on Williamson's in a car crash seems just a little fatalistic. Not to mention death by of therapy and they have all the Love Hewitt. Claire Dimes. and a hit Dawson's Creek has also jumped own childhood. has a penchant for leukemia. teenage girls giving birth answers. But their behaviour part for Tori Spelling. Now there's a on the bandwagon. The leading Spielberg. dreams of becoming the all by themselves in the hack of a contradicts all that. Their behaviour teenager taking herself too seriously. actors receive bit pans in Scream 2. next Spielberg and talks Spielberg

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Tues 9th - Sat 20th June Jaded Remetuner how frail Channel 5's The Jack Jelly-brained Whit tux hell gave itiega nth is e s ram •. Doeherly Show itso.1 to be! Well. now they've re-done Chris Evans the licence to go round the country' anfol. Guest host indulging his golfing habit for free in C4's Re Time the entire format - and it's completely Box Office (0113) 222 6 222 Melinda Messenger filled in when Jack went Oil holiday (Mondays tipm)? Well, whoever they were. all we can and she was better. Something very wrong there... say is that they must be totally. totally jelly-brained. Marie & Open Nouse, Lends 46 New Briggate, Leeds LS1 6NZ

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"Students make far a better place. If Liverpool was just full of sullies

e MUSIC Friday June 12 1998 13 The countdown to the Grad Ball has begun. As event headliners SPACE make a re-entry into the charts, we discuss the really important things, like knickers, baked beans, students and The Verve. Female of the Species: JENNY WOOD 66 W 1,: • I4F, too jolly! Too happc with where the hand are at the moment.- jolly! Go tell that to Fie adopts yet another precarious seating position and continues, almost apologetieally. someone who wants -People say to mr. 'You're tuckin' arrogant' I'm to kill themselves, nut arrogant, I'm nut out of order to anyone. vouknoworrimean? knoworrimean? Fm loud but I'm not 'orrible to anyone. I'd never tell anyone to fuck all unless Ginger Space, aka Jamie Murphy. they'd done me 'cad in." Richard Ashcroft take e.tlitarist, is backstage at the T&C, note. teetering dangerously on the edge of a Do the hand object to the 'nice-hut-weird- tag swivel chair, legs akimbo. As he talks. they seem to have acquired over the past couple of years? "Well. people see us as a hit wacky. but he fiddles with his shirt tails. exposing we're not. It's 'Cos Tommy (Scott. Sinutra-style his midriff with alarming regularity. vocals) fuckin' smiles all the time, innit? Dues Up for discussion are recent claims in the me Nuke head in. that." music press that the current miscrabilist But they dosing about knickers, Walimot music climate leaves little room for Space Weeklv and baked beans in the same breath.,. 'Oursongs and their are black wacky/joIlykrazy "How many bands have you comedy. (delete as sinister appropriate) heard who put out the same comedc Hut attitude. Jamie is it s. not on a roll. album over and over again, but FawIty -Don't tell me Towers. Oh. i hat "Me and You vs so maybe The World" is too with different words? I'm from it's Frantic lolly. Don't tell me (Griffiths. that fuckin"-Toin Liverpool, I believe in value for keyboard's( Jones" 'sillily. and tech Don't tell me that money. Bands have gotta wIzardt -Avenging Angels" then- putting IA littil Wily, change" them stupid wit, 's just lazy, noises and people. lazy journalists If you listen to the lyrics sounds all over the top of everything, That's why quite cad actually." people call its wacky. Blame it on Franey So. what's the opinion in the Space Camp on 1-rum the moment "Female of the Specie:' the deep and meaningful likes of Spiritualizecl launched them into orbit around the top ten, these and The Verve"' "I don't like The Verve. I think "stupid noises" have become the Space signature. he's a tit. Knowurrimean? They're massively. Yet the hand have shown they're capable of more massively overrated. What the fuck's a than simply twiddling a few knolls on a fancy bittersweet symphony anyway? sampler. Their latest offering. Tin Planet. -Take a hand like the Super Furry Animal.. features influences from disco to twisted team) for instance. They're fucking brilliant. They're and twenties dancehall.

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on one level. here. (points to the ceiling) and The "How many hands have you heard that put out hand prepared for that all-important first clack at from it all. Verve are down there (Jamie's hands brush the the same album over and over again, but just with the USA, Jamie was hospitalised with "But it is necessary. Look at Oasis. What's carpet tiles). What's going on there? And different words on it? I'm from Liverpool. I depression. The strain of going from nowhere to that new one. Be Here Now?•hat's shit innit? Catatonia, they're the hest hand in the world. believe in value for money. Bands have gotta chart domination in hit record time seemed to Yet What's the Story... was fuckin' amazing. I They're miles better than The Verve. The Verve change anyway_ have claimed yet another set of victims. think all bands need a year off at some point." are absolute shite." "Things have come a long way. Look at the "We didn't want it to happen like that. We had He leans forward sheepishly. "But I'm not And Radiohead? "I like Radiohead. But just Beatles. People say 'Oh. we're like the Beatles'. an idea what would happen and it did happen. I slagging anyone off though - I don't mean to." 'cos the music's melancholy it doesn't mean they like Smaller for instance. Bullshit arc they like went fuckin' mental: Tommy lost his voice; we Apart from The Verve? "Well, apart from The are all the time. But you listen to that (Urban the Beatles! The Beatles never had any album all wanted to split up. We all needed a break. Verve. I love slagging them off !" Hymns) and say. 'So you're depressed. fuck off'. that sounded like the last one. They moved on. People who've got 9 to 5 jobs get our of it. from Moving swiftly on, why have Space decided He's just a lurking prick — - That's what it's all about, innit? It's 5 at night to 9 in the morning. they get time off. to grace The Leeds Universities Graduation Ball !rum Wigan. Where about progression. Whatever We don't get that." with their presence this week? "You can't turn the fuck is -.....,you wanna do, it's all the money down, youknowarrimean? You'd be Wigan?!" change, its not WELVE months on, does the shin flapping. an arschole. III was a millionaire. I would, but Does about writing the seat shifting. yet still smiling Jamie sec the the money we get paid fur them gigs, it's like 12 this same album 10 break as a necessary evil? After all, plenty grand each, youknowarrimean'? You can't turn it times over and of their mid nineties contemporaries (The down." T At least he's honest. So at the end of the day. Bluetones, Kula Shaker) claim to have henefitted different title." from a hit of a rethink relaxation wise. will Space be secretly slagging off the hordes of The fresh "That's a hard question. I dunno. it was pissed up, pushed up students at the Ball _.....mopisoi000sosooeillgivingoutlook ofit thea necessary with us. I don't wanna go on about it. tonight? "Nah. I've got no problem with , cockiness new album, and but in a mad way. it was a good thing, That gave students. They make for a better place. don't belie a hint the band in general us the edge, going through all that shit. they? If Liverpool was just full of wallies, you of jealousy could have much to do "The only thing is. people say we're making a know, people would just be getting stabbed and every five minutes. They're not perhaps? Jamie shakes with the fact that Space have been comeback now. Fuckin' hell! 21 years of age and shot and all that that had." his head. "Let's put it this may. l'vc absent from the general music scene, in Britain at I'm making a comeback. It's a bit stupid moil'? gut more money than Richard Ashcroft_ I'm least, for the last year or so. Last year. as the Just cos we spent several months getting away Quite. ou know, people would just be getting stabbed and shot every five minutes" rreVieiMb0016 Friday June 12 1998 IIN 1992, Approaching the McCabe FICTION realms of Magical Patrick McCabe wrote a book Breakfast on Pluto Realism- the book is a joy Picador £15.99 to read. The rhythm of about a young the wording is gorgeous, Irish boy who, the sentences masterful unknown to Told as a lira person lEN all you have Ls an himself, has a nervous pychotherapy journal. Pussy's infertile clinging to the breakdown and does weird transformation from small Irish boy to couch of achileseenee gluten:rt. up trrinsgendered debutante Is WA% ith y our girl, saving and unpleasant things. Called hilarious. beautiful and treated with up the 111rMiwies to blast it out The Butcher Boy, it was humanity. Weed humour is integral to the at home. von may not 1/1ant to plot. making what could he read this hook. everything fans of a very tragic and self- weirdness had ever indulgent chore easy on the `The rhythm mind. hoped for. But it isn'tfitnny. In 1998, McCabe of the McCabe is making a has written a book savagely direct comment on about a young Irish wording is the Irish Troubles. boy who, unknown to Juxtaposing the swixa- smelling. kissyikiss flower himself. has a nervous gorgeous, of Pussy with the rancid breakdown and does stink of mum tairpses. shot weird and unpleasant the and hacked to death by the things. Called IRA and UDE. McCabe RreaktOst on Photo. it makes telling points on sentences personal and public tragedy is what McCabe wants and him it can affect us all Olit!.. Aidi is an insecure girl. the one to be. Possibly. masterful' very deeply. who Ripped fora time when Alex just Patrick 'Pussy' Pain( wanted to go into steady before the Braden is the bastard S. ultimately is the downfall of the k row months was over and she jaunted offspring of a Catholic priest and an novel. The humour. whilst needed, is off to the United States. In Alex's unknown mother. imdfostered by highly inappmprime. The mentally M c Cabe constant thoughts were Martina who Whiskers Braden in the hell hole of disturbed do not make a good was in serious trouble with the pollee. Naves rcomedic subject. The laneuage used is hut it was Aidi most of all, who was Rat Trap Mansion. Unloved. be Yery strong and the deseiliptions of torture undermining his psyche by making Ireland to pursue his passion for and executions are distubing in their • by showing how ludicrous hint tide up the hill every day to see Dusty Springfield wigs. women's blandness. It makes for grisly fare. jarring Carrh 22. situations of tenor and war can be. but not touch her..Meanwhile Martino clothes and rock steady men on the you repellently away (as intended) from gassed himself while Alex hit the D. streets of London. Unfortunately for Pussy mincing around London and However it doesn't even touch the genius of those two classics. minus in centrifugal physics; a him. it's 1971 and the IRA are provincial Northern Ireland. The McCabe is working on his different man from the one-time conclusion is so inconsequential, it is like own bombing the hell out of the mainland territory now: experimental, inventive and straight-A boy who kept his mouth in earnest_ there isn't one where there should he. shut while drawing. is a dark and with a keen inten..g in language. Its just a BrealOst 'n Pima is similar to 17w Btrukfitst an Plato You can feel far way he gets prolbundly serious novel, unconciously pity that this novel was not better Butcher Bals in that McCabe uses all his Phil Hanlon melancholic with the Smiths and literary prilAke*.S to the full again. and going along with American Piyilmand crashes out to the Chilli Peppers (though Jack's left the band). Living without worrying, but still feeling the MOST The frustration for Aidi. Jack Fnisciante long FICTION changes has Left the Band is about how these sci-f1 George Foy seem privileged degenerates, maybe Enrico hooks Contraband almost himself, skip class because they kiwis Bantam £5.99 organic, no the stuff already. can write novel% at these days are sudden just trite wish- nineteen, asking where the hell last leaps to a summer got to while parents don't let projection. peppered lightly world of moonbases or with absurd conspiracy their children out for fear of panthers. aliens. Just a bleaker picture "Another two or three eenerations of theories so, the odds were actinic and credit, disease panthers and an Italian team won't and narcotic. Where many against this book. The cover even win the UEFA cup:' cyher-punk writers dwell on claimed this was different: Enrico Briui sets his story up like SOLD set-li with a point. Which the increasing distance the film Kids minus the sex. but between rich and poor. this immediately Puts the without the continual attempts to cynical writer in a hook slowly manoeuvres to shock that first novels usually depend confront a vast middle class. merciless, predatorial on. Instead it relies on style, humour It is for this middle class and love. So it's a hit pretentious and frame of mind. But this that the world has been made book is a surprise - it doe; self-conscious but so are teenagers so sale. with fascistic themselves, With an international have a point. policing of crime whether bestseller nding high on popularity. Joe 'Skid' Marak is, a organised or not. The Enrico is being compared to it smuggler in the very near future. civilised world is being Sulingcr from Bologna with a Polish Foy's descriptions are crafted into a vast suburb translator they why not blame the deliberately misleading at the whose inhabitants need feel manslation for its faults o. though beginning. One expects hi-tech no fear. no imxiciy. no need. ain't quite in that class yet, hov. fantasy. But no the Pilot. as Swelling corporations, Mantis is known. flies a rickety shelling techutilogics. Peter Stubleyi old Cessna. 0101111g hcaqt As the Knits untold', the consmicied tti numb the wader penxives a world c,insu titer destructive nature. hut also :thout disturbingly sit mlar lo +air own. The pilot discovers people and about feeling. this the hard way. alter first It's a lot cleverer than I a painful childhood in expected. Frei:trading is a way of . Eastern Europe. then a life avoiding boundaries: of avoiding of smuggling in which the restrictions, in a world authorities' technology is increasingly- policed in the ways pursuing and killing all his we conduct both public and friends - and all the personal life, a world where even •freetraders'. This reaches a extreme feelings ate frequently critical point at which the considered undesirable, or at pilot is almost the only least not respectable. Smuggling smuggler left, and he is emerges as a way of providing wanted. an alternative. A life with feeling An American 'journey and with meaning can be of discovery' ensues, obtained. just so lung as we involving various break a few harriers. characters and adventures. This is a good, fun book. Each time it teeters on the gripping. often amusing. erge of the stereotypical. occasionally surreal. It's well though. Foy makers sure written. It's intiarmative. Foy the reader can see he knows what he's doing And 11,. knows what he's doing. has a point_ Ibis is a hook about AmeritAt, about the.We.st William Paton

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1C=1) Embrace (BALI:ran Van 3000 The Good Will Out Glee (Hut) (Capitol) (Single of the Week) www, I feel like such a sucker, o date. Canada has like I've let the not given us much in Aside down, like the way of musical things have finally got treats. Swish airlines on top of me. T and cool, crisp beer yes, You see, I really but music no. wanted to slag this to high Indeed. you would he for- heaven. Because I hate given for avoiding this like Embrace. I hate their he plague bearing in mind easy, stupidly memorable heir compatriots Celine Dion name. I hate their pasty, Ind Bryan Adams' crimes neglected faces, and their against music. greasy. overgrown hair. II 11 )I)LEI.. skINNER anti But the 'Van (and please- try I hate the perception of and forgive them the terrible Northerners taking on all I I id t I Is ess amt also), are different ThQ, •so3a Ilk 11111111,119 hi/1111'2.11111111M 1.111, 1,114 ,.. comers, with a bag full of Verve, or the Slone Roses. or But when Embrace slow it Ire leaders. of the nu skool of 31l! 11 !!:1311.1 I 1111.:11. great tunes and an overblown Public Enemy.. or Massive down, they're often close to Canadian hip-hop I again. try not Attack. And I wish magic. attitude. I hate the way to lalighl. anal they (hods i rock. wholeheartedly that I could say "Higher 31101,11 1 •111!111t. 'Pc ,,,,! urn L r,1 vn. \, they're old before their time. Sights" and "Now their album was utter shitc. But 131k, 11112111!2 lace 1.11111 already obsessed with the You're Nobody" are retro•, it's not. unadventurous, trad-rock ballads. WIWI; the B1111111I11C11, SrICIC, CI 31 Clio .1S Beatles and the Beach Boys- A lot of it is, of course. Like but they're still gorgeous. And plas est at lleintsley and linuidre there's no sign of any youth 'The Last Gas", or "One Big "Fireworks- miraculously equals tune the ticker land yes. the!, e proharth. here at all. Family". when their "The Drugs Don't Work". There it LLtgdlt Culp ticket. int 11 r ,01.1L111111-riU. Embrace's 'homecoming attempts to are few records you'd rather fall England's quest tot aloe, 111 1-1:111lX. triumph' at the T&C last rock-out asleep to (alone or otherwise). year was the worst gig I are Moments of The Good Will have ever seen. In my whole laughable. Out arc near unlistcnahlc, but BEA.SCIE BOYS life. And I've seen Corner. Danny moments come close to Van kl•_RG !Grand Royal? Never before have I had McNamara Morrison. (iris ot Me most cagerlx awaited singles 01 the the urge to pelt someone wailing like When all you need is a tune year naind these p:111%. altd _insirenili, the INishir..ls with a beer glass. What the donkey and a voice. and there's no-one made it worse was that are 'nil> releasing it on a ins S. sus rhos .n.2 ,,iot like Ian Brown around to laugh at you, they'll they believed. actually ibis is awesome - stop the 6041.%, never really make you warm, and bfliered. they were "The was. ho. opiimistie.lt you never thought it Best Band in the hrother nut possible that Embrace could win BERNARD Bt "rLER World • . hall' the you Oyer, there's comfort here in CHANGE 011 HEA.RT (Creation, Well. ler s set that guitarist he admitting defeat Alter proving such at perminahlc and articulate straight. Embrace an• not. will reckons to he, Joseph Cairns chap no Jo Whiley's TV shim compared to the nos cr he. a tenth as gorto as the utterly dense Gisldie, plus having a superb L.P. Ikniard is the pick it the non-footy crop this tnitlpnlu(Is Ns kal gymnastics tin rare Acct. -Change of Heart" is a classy suing-laden cotters. And yet. for all those years The It.C:419i HiS. such aN.scorching opener affair that simply ewes with the genius of the ALBUM "Binhday " and the tut that pit away. Sugareubes, in Stork. had one of flamer Suede axe hero. C.The Sugarcubes "Regina". Great Crossover the most original, scarce, For moo of the little, the songs. are LODGER Potential beautiful. fragile. unique voices in less than remarkable, and the lyrics are 'MAYS ROt IND DERE (Wand) You may already know the single (One Little Indian) music - all at the same time. matte nonser,s sit-al than rainsense. At Second single front Husband-and-sync team "I)rinking in f. A-. which is pleasan And so. unsurprisingly. comes one Isoint it sounds like Eljork's enough in an ISITV-friendly' kinds Danny from Supergrass and Pearl (ex-oaf Oldie h., the irony. 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Not as cork? as Over the years spent the extreme. via a cover ell "Cum Oct Feel The nevertheless. one rn pleasantly mess with the career, is bound pushing a hand that, in d Belle and Noise" That will make you crintat it mind. to do brisk basuan ithey best truth. neveerr really business. /1:k my world kir There's ruppin' and scratehin' MOLOKO achieved much fame for The songs here tire) do it 50 much aplenty, but it all sounds just a little EDE FLIPSIDF. irEcluo too pre-meditated, ton contrived. thiaigh,einly mer themselves or fortune for like they 're really trying to appeal t. Molt dm return after the fair success of the 010%. (Use HiOrks When Finer Like My Tight all da Kids, he they hip-hop head/. delisiously titled "Do you the record company tans 'dueling' with cable-nourished tuck junkies in Dees. 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"ewatis Friday June 12 1998 FILM The Wedding Singer 1- FILM WildF LTThingshings Dir: Frank Coraci Din John McNaughton The General Stars: Neve Campbell Stars: Drew Barr ymore Dir: John Boorman Stars: Brendon Gleeson Ruhik (Tubes, leather tits. hy are Malt Dillon, Dead or .1live. All Kevin Bacon and memorable relics ( thank ohn Boorman, the highly WNeve Campbell in this god 1 of the '80s, and thus acclaimed director of lihn? Personally I have no prime fodder for the film jPoint Blank and idea. world. Deliverance has already gained WM Things is basically soft But we've had "70s movies ad critical success with his new pi gm ( wet T-shirts, girls working naustwin, let's just hope that lh• film The General, winning the ap a sweat and some steamy Bedding Singer doesn't inspire a award for Best Director at the ilavesomesi thinly disguised as a crock of '80s ones too. Cannes Film Festival a few complicated nix/murder/fraud Because the tihn. white bong quite weeks ago. plot. funny in aself. relies tar too heavily on Written in a disjointed style In The film is a modern gangster said leather nes and really awlul hair which is supposed to keep you Nrhirl, a's tar too oryv to make films like movie and follows the real-life story guessing about this and it shouldn't be allowed. of Martin Cahill a.k.a The General. character. subtly portrayed by the the plot, it actually magnificent Oleestm. Boonton, in Just Iii cap it all off, The Mylditik, gives you the impression that the (Brendan Gleeson) an Irish rebel conveying this central character cloc...sn't shy production guys missed out a few S ;Fryer descends into the worst kind .:I legend from his childhood in the John Boorman cheesy '80s love story hell possible_ away from his dangemu.s. vitiknt nature scenes and then tried to fit them in at while al the same time showing him to he a h From the very• moment Drcw Dublin slums to an inevitable life of the end. loveable, witty trickster and a devoted tee- Barry more and Adam Sandler meet 4' ten crime. CLASSIC It's ridiculously overplayed: the Pournites into the film i the wink lihn total family man. Cahill's relationship with He and his gang (most notably his wife Francis (Maria Doyle Kennedy) \\,...., Excalibur audience witnesses conversations like becomes so blindingly obvi4 ins, and Adrian Dunbar) carry out numerous the one where psycho/sex pot Kelly ridiculously irritating, to hi sit. and her sister Tilla (Angeline Ball) with armed robberies, the highlight being Kith of whom he had children is dealt with completely unique tDemse Richards) cues out convincingly Yet why is it still an enjoyable film ; the stealing of a collection of old Probably something to do with the faet sensitivity and warmth. take on the King "I nuns daddy so much" to which her masters. Tin' Genrral is contrasted with mother replies "Well he didn't have to that 1,140 other people who had paid This overall challenging of rthur legend, this National Cinema Day rates weir policeman Ned Kenny (the great Jon Voight AA kill himself did he dear" with the utmost conventional values and successful evasion with a very convincing Irish accent) who laughing too, ti was kind ola lavish fantasy is stronger sympathy and sincerity.. This could be of the police leads up to Cahill's both admires and despises him. and through communal experience lor those who Beverly Hills 90210 moves assassination outside his house in 1994. the course of the film the boundary between on dreamlike imagery in Honda. remember the ItOs. . Cahill is a them blurs. This is a film which shows the than plot but grips solidly Some blokes (mentioning no names) But let's face ii The '80s were fascinatingly questioning of the authority of the law. the will pmbably say this is a great and complete and utter crap. the only good in its own bizarre way. complex chtinh and political groups. police intellectual film. The girth will nut he things to come out of them being The Helen Mirren (in the days convinced. Smiths at the man and The Stone Roses behaviour is seen as particularly brutal. 77w General is an intelligent and befoire she became TV's hottest Louise Sherwood at the end. The '90s on the other hand. thought provoking. but also very tiftysomething hard gran) have been brilliant. So let's live in the entertaining film. that plays Morgana to Nigel Terry's present. shall Vie Ben East manages to mix serious Arthur, embroiled in the search issues. violence and humour. Assembly It is stunningly shot in black for the titular mystical sword. and white. emphasising the not to mention some old cup Leeds Grammar e•• documentary feel, which thing called the Holy Grail. School I mins the violence is not They're supported by an t the undue amount of glamorised and Cahill's" incredible British cast. featuring A,ier outrage6tus actions art set against among others Gabriel Byrne. media coverage and seen as a product of the Liam Neeson and Patrick Stewart. -urrounding the recent corrupt. uncertain society in which Third Year Fine Art holiday (FILM he lived. At almost two-anti-a-hall hours, ix Days, Seven Night it's slow and strange, hut you =illy fiasco, it only scents natural to haven't scen anything quite like this Dir: Ivan Reitman Hannah expect this year's finalists to before: Catch it on BBC' this Sunday Stars: Harrison Ford N Joh struggle in competing for McLeod at i CLAIM; Easy-faders Ross Horsley attention. in Dublin ( But maybe it also acted as a arrison ford is not too publicity tool, as there was a good old to go frolicking in ay Mellor, is not only main rusaiessr'.: arc capitalising upon turnout for the opening night of the Htropical lands and woman of the moment her. and It is beginning to tire and bore degree show. seduce beautiful women people. --rhe exhibition atmosphere tt a+, K with the near release of Queen It is moreover too close to recent relaxed. with a prevalent use of music to and he still does it with her film Girls Night, but her West Yorkshire history. accompany viewers and encouraee tremendous style. However Playhouse discussion • Jail played in the main hall one woman show in Jude Lauren and in some runs of the exhibition this film fails to go any Kelly's Queen shows that she exhibitors, inctudinp Jon Lazarus and further. play in a completely difterem light to th shkin Julian Andrejezuk. integrated music and can still keep her audiences next. It can only come together by each VILIntl as part of their instalments. The action sequences have all attention on the stage. member of the audience bringing his 0 Perhaps the most enjoyable aspects of been done before. including imagination to Mellor's words. the exhibition was its interactivity'. The people falling down Queen is an hour and a half of We imagine her with her former low works winch actively engaged the viewers attention most, tended to he those which underground tunnels. Goonies' Kay Mellor. Mellor on the stage. 'chocolate eyes'. a snob, we envisage h batty, asylum committed noodle. her 'r were physically impressive. or utilised as style. Mellor on the screen, Mellor many senses as possible. tempting the laughing. Mellor crying. It is a off with a younger woman' father, the viewer to touch objects and ensago their The romance too is predictable birth of her illegitimate son Martin. all sort of Talking Heads meets the uriositv. Dim Bennett's 'Self Format and surprisingly tame. A woman through the talented words of one wont No.LtS.:f0' took advantage of the and man who hate each ether, et stage. and it works brilliantly. The play's appeal depends 011 its classmom space, and Pippa Shaw's stranded on a beautiful island and Mellor's play. directed by Kelly, is delis erance. its witty script. id% Inch joins Paeoda in the main hall. acknowledged hey. surprise surprise they tall in a simple idea. One woman. a soap together both humour and pity. does in g the cultural clashes between tradition and love. actress. talking directly to the cosier immediate success. tl is Mellor's commercial capitalism throneh the feel for her words which brings this abou combination of material arteracts. Six Dais, Seven Nights, despite all The exhibition made good use of its-faults. is surprisingly entertaining Only someone who believed in her space within the school. challenging the and a good way to pass a lew mindless lunacter. who really identified with belief that an needs to he appreciated hours on a wet summer's afternoon. usan Heaven, could hope to learn all within the traditional museum space, Harrison Furl has some great one these lines. FOr un hour and a hall' Katherine Oliver, for example. used a liners and Anne Hectic is lovable in a Mellor only made one mistake. She stairway for a slideshow. Meg Ryan eh ppy y■,-iy 'iv, itch it) and said she had to go 'to the strunach Howes cr. although overall an because of a sick Doctor'. Apart from enjoyable experience the works were unemotional. They didn't touch this minor slip up. Mellor's certerally the soul as we'd expect an to do, hut were r Mawrey performance was infallible. mostly renditions of repeated ideas. No doubt she had (Inc avid fan. w ho 'Assembly' mattes us aware that an I directly behind us. She did not slop embodies more than just typical 'art' skills laughing truth stall to finish. Not out) like painting or sculpture lea is able to was this fan herself a 'Queen' of t1112 A utilise other media.; and doctrines, Queen of soaps. but she also happened 1.• be including physics. It's just a shame that Mellor's sister. the Soap working with more unusual medias hasn't made it any mane inspirational for the (!aura's only tailing was in &alit:• Opera t Jett cr. on ih• subject of Diana. AI this time too tunny LI • • a • JUNE 12 IfyrfilvAir Spin City - 9.3Opm C4 Spin City seems to belong to a select group FriKineners. and Blue In Mt. kat c. The 1.1.1. of I, sitcoms (others being C,vbil, Ellen. of attention seems most odd given the Dharma And Greg. and Pannem that have a well-drawn characters. believably hectic distinct flavour that seems to be lost on situations and intelligent humour. Seinjeld • • • • • • • • • gill • MO many people. Perhaps [lie reason here Is Mat and The• SuntIrrs Show have newt they still see Michael J. Fox as the teenage really found much of a British audience hero of the Bark To The Future films and not either, perhaps becauce people just don't as the 'plop& actor he is; the acting here is 'eel themes about American society. Ihdr Park I% run. Itn,p, i 245 25.45, Via doctor tlkhrrrl J Fgn as :wild as that found in Frasier. and he's Try broadening your horizons and giving 275 211451 tker 1 111. 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Weather; First Edition. 8.00TfauSweild Scen, Snip To Shore. 8.55 Bruno The 24; 9.00 Open University Open News; Local Weather: 12.35 9.00 The Morning Lane, 10.00 Ter: Kid. 9.20 Charlie Brown And Saturday: 10.40 News Review, World Cup 98 Special,1.10 Time:10.30 Pita Hunt Fishing Snoopy Show. 9.45 Grange 1-1111 10.55 13eechgrove Clippings: FILM The Man In The Iron Mask Adventures, 11.00 The Great 11.10 Film 98 With Barry Norman; 11977): Cartoon Time : 3.25 Outdoors, 11.30 NBA 2417. 12.00 10.15 Student Bodies; 10.35 3.10 Australia Wad Antipodean Animal (*orhpit Mann earrh Trooping The Colour: 12.17 11.40 FILM: The Heiress (1949): ITN News Weather: 3.40 . The Tall Men Semintine Night 61.'t Antics; 12.30 FILM HI, 4 :47,44.t• Weather: 12.20 Grandstand. 3.45 1.30 Tennis Calendar News Weather, 3.45 (19551. 2.50 Channel 4 Racing, 5.05 „It'd Mr 11'11 71)4 .44i111 tlighr icutun nit 1)J Slinky R., A. FILM: George And Mildred (19801: 5.45 Trooping The Colour. In Oddballs Brookside 6.30 Friends I lugey 7.00 Dawson's Creek. The conflicts 1hr Fitsil hphiutird Nt S Ana 0-141\ du n,p7,i 5.15 News: Weather: 5.25 highlights of Ihis morning's 4.15 World Cup 98 Live. Bob Wilson presents live cover- that have been brewing ruin!, :Pad, Regional News and Weather 5.30 military spectacle, Eric between Dawson and his atm/ 11401. wuh ilen■Ilre ROOMS age at the Group E match ■ Big Break Robson describes the friends erupt during detentlon DI, 1•”v11. Soul 1,[..1,1- between South Korea and heiic .11111.01071411,,,' 6.00 Due South, When Fraser. scene in which the Queen 7.50 News and Weather 8.00 The Sci-F1 Files. The genres Liquid Ini,L5 S Ray and a TV camera crew took the salute when the Mexico. N ,,rui.,1 110,2 •ti. Input 1.1111 witness a man saving a 1st Battalion Welsh Guards 6.30 Don't Try This At Home. obsession with technology. 9.00 Dark Skies. Political intrigue. 0,11 r)e.m WI11117 and t 1111 M.zn Fly in trooped their Queen's Darren Day and Devine Queen% t "tutri young boy's life, all are anx- alien cover-ups and murder ious to thank him. But why colour McCall present a show in 10.50 Reggae Boyz, Lent which ordinary people are N.11.1(c7ri , is Bruce Spender proving to 7.00 The Secret An Of 11.50 The Sundays. Joining host •ths•44S's ,01.../111 • y1111141.• be a reluctant hero? Government. challenged to perform dan- Melvyn Bragg and regular pan- ellist Ricnard Littlejohn In 'SO 7,41:SA-1 Think Tank 6.45 The National Lottery Big Documentary about the gerous acts this itth I ik,of iive talk-show are panelist Ticket. Anthea Turner and government's art collection 7.30 Stars In Their Eyes Live Luna Iltar \ t'S: Final. Matthew Kelly hosts FrancislNheen and presenter thy lice) J3ullr'r Patrick Kielty host the - one of the country's best- and DJ Jo Whitey. the nail-biting final of the V. ill, 1)ase !Rev .140 I3 Llc, kcsid‘mls -Ewes 44 Country (lull entertainment show which kept secrets. 12.50 Beavis And Butthead show that gives amateur ).,aril' features this evening's 8.00 Windrush. Documentary 1.25 Hill Street Blues (,... I NI 11.1.13.1,11( singers the chance to 2.20 Si Elsewhere 3.10 Helicopter MAitmlyt National Lottery draw, senes tracing the changes Simpl, ,ligyr‘tyl MIMIC their favourite star. 3.45 Crysiai Aquarium 4.15 Over 7.30 World Cup 98 Live. brought about since the first C amp eri, al ,I.111‘c 9.00 Breaking The Magician's The Rainbow 5.10 Soul Seercnin9 L5 before 111 Wpm, uJict 2,.- ii Lun Coverage of Holland's major influx of people tram Code: Magic's Biggest rl Ulpill•t:1171 meeting with neighbours the Caribbean to Britain. thVICnitererourie Secrets Finally Belgium in Group E from 9.00 FILM: Clueless (1995). The %%int et, Kredhird Sin Iv Revealed. The Masked 11111,i t ilp and chi; the Stade de France Comedy about rich-kid C5 11.rws 142,ident Magician reveals more Lescj,..r1 teenagers in the exclusive ()mail) k14 use 10.00 News: Weather secrets of how some of the A'rth,Rttilitt tIG Jame, t_Ait mc.-rilx-r. Los Angeles suburb of 10.20 FILM: Black Rain (1989). world's most famous 6.00 Dappledown Farm, 6.30 r member...Iv Ittput -4uitt Beverly Hills. Cher is a Havaltazoo, 7.00 5 News And Sport. Stylish international crime magic tricks are per- thriller in which a hardened young woman with money 7.30 Milkshake!: 7.35 Wind In The Nlrlu archntbr formed. %/y, .1 (hor. 11 and friends who sets out to Willows:8.00 Alvin And The /erns Time, New York cop and his new 9.50 ITN News: Weather Chipmunk uujr temiletil% [tot ricri.mt Irt,foti Fotsulot, 8.30 Wishbooe: 9.00 partner pursue a Japanese win over a clueless new 10,05 Stars In Their Eyes Live Makshaker; 9.05 Land Of The Lost Day. •1 ,111i1: Ill schoolmate to her hip .4.1,1, mobster into a violent world Final -The Result. 9.30 The Incredible Hulk. 10.30 The Pepsi Gtutrt. 11.30 where he holds all the litestyie Starring Alicia Matthew Kelly reveals the Kabiane, 11.00 USA Hain. 12.00 The Mag, 1.50 r1 aces The poltceinen are Silverstone. 1998 winner. 10.30 The Fear of God - 25 titt.e4S A.147 Sport 2.00 FILM. What given the job of escorting 10.25 FILM: Kickboxer ill; The Litu:YtAi7 1:197Y1, 3.20 Suoaer Beaco: the captured cnme boss Years Of The Exorcist. Art Of War (1992). Martial 5.55 5 Nde.'5 600 Pieilit Blue from New York City to Documentary tracing !ha 6.55 Xens Warrior Princess arts film about a lockbox- 11614-114.4,4. ttnire strange history of The 7,45 5 News And Sport Osaka, but once the ono 11;11 champion who fight:10 4.1,q1,4.,14.1111 14,4, r... have arrived in Japan, the Exorcist. tram novel to film. 8.05 num: Hard Evidence f1994. - h• ...10p. art evil criminal who K.311' JOCASCIfl :hers au a Since Its release 25 years feekhorre villain escapes, and the se is voring girls into pros- t&-reldry n•r 11114411 contused detectives are ago, the movie t.5 stilt con- titution. 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Prince Of Allanus, 9.05 The World On A Plato; 1.00 ITN 10.15 Warr up 10.45 The W011onet (CLUBS' 12.00 On The Record. 12.30 The Adventures Of Shirley Holmes:9.30 Lunchtime News National 11.40 Holly/mks Ominous. 12.45 DrarrsanS Cieek. 1.40 Babylon 5; 2.10 111.1nouriplikilo E Files; 1.00 EastEnders, 2.25 Fulty Booked: 12.00 Weather; 1.10 World Cup 98 Lee. The Simpson; Brest; Athletics- 3.05The Reggae 130#1. Columbo: 3.36 Cartoon, 3.45 A 12.25 Sunday Grandstand: 1,00 3,35 FILM Flash Gordon 119801 4.05 FILM: Allanhis. The Lost Continent Ponce Among Men Regional Programmes; 1.30 5.30 Coronation Street (196116.45 FILM. Jules Vernes Recital 4.15 World Cup 98 Live. Sunday Grandstand; 5.15 BBC 6.25 Calendar News And MO* Moonilee71 Comedy starring Desmond Lynam introduces Sport: Local Weather Terry-Th:11ms and Young Musicians 98 - Eurovision 7.30 Jazz Heroes live coverage of the opening Final 6.35 ITN News: National 8.00 Clear My Name. Group F match between 7.00 Whatever Happened To Weather 8.30 French Express Yugoslavia and Iran The Likely Lads? Terry 6.50 One In A Million_ Phalle 9.00 Cradle To Grave: Pennies 6.25 News: Weather Schofield examines remark- From Bevan. A nlar.)1!,,,3!,., ! helps Bob move his most piCUrafTrint:;, iii f Ills ■th'.1■,t 6.45 Regional News treasured posSesS1005 horn able true stories from the f'.4 )1 it 6.50 Rolf's Amazing World 01 his Oki house to the new one around the world. ,:f NH.; Animals. Family entertain- Thelma does not approve_ 7.20 Coronation Street. Sarre; 10.20 FILM: House Or Cards ri993) ment snow in when Roll we el Res is unwoven by Ketteniceel Turner 014y, 7.30 The Money Programme. 11rt thwk er-tt {herrn- Harris celebrates rho spe- Des, Natalie and Kevin er iii an aulr511E: rnird %„„il„, News stones heel the world 12.20 Cheers. I•Ina l home II Is, 1011 ..f• a tilt h,r .Laul cial bend between humans of busInMs and work. Gary's disappearance is 12.50 FILM: The laseieineer (1989j. and animals 8.00 Fraudbusters. masked by an enxioue Judy Sauer-el release, 7.20 Songs Of Praise. Pam 7.50 World Cup 98 Live. Bob 225 FILM: A Private Affair i1992). ■■■■ Documentary series looking THE ABOVE SCHEDULE IS 4.• Rhodes explores the gar- at the Serous Fraud Office. Wilson presents coverage eie 4i! pi. .111E1,11 dens and scenery sur- SUBJECT TO CHANGE FROM Britain's most controversial from Lens of Group H 12.30 AM. rounding the Tudor town of match between Jamaica crune-fightthg organisation, 3.55 Little Angels Nantwice in Cheshire. and Croatia. with commen- 4.50 Lonely Planet founded ten years ago. 7.50 Only Fools And Horses tary by ChveTyldesley and 8.40 Survival Guide. A series of 8.40 Berkeley Square. It is Ron Atkinson and analysis short educational documen- Correlation Day ana a from John Barnes and Barry taries broadcast throughout tragedy in the nursery m- Venison. C5 the week to help parents NH!, hnum. eets Hannah towards a des- 10.00 ITN News: National understand the symptoms of lug 24-t :t1 Ii i perate plan Weather childhood Illnesses. This pro- 6.00 Miring It: 6.30 Hayek-Lie: 7.00 9,30 Close Relations. Drama 10.15 Fantasy World Cup. Live Dappleduwn Farm, 7.30 Milkshake, senes about a family facing gramme tackles meningitis. comedy and sketches with 7.35 Wind In The Willows; 8.00 The which is notoriously difficult disintegration. Pru accuses David Baddiel and Frank Agony Hour 9,00 LA Rai 9,15 Pito% And Run. 9.30 The Incredible Hulk, Stephen of using her to recognise. strikes quickly Skinner• plus an internation- and can kill II also looks at 10.30 Mirror Moor.11.00 beepwater Maddy realises she is no al star guest. Black.11.30 LISA Hign:12_00Tne longer happy with Erin. septicaemia 10.45 FILM: Afterbum (1993). A Mag. 1.10 Marietta Frostrons Brunch 10.20 News: Weather 8.55 FILM: Trapped In Space distraught Air Force widow is 1.40 5 News, 1.50 Exch./safe:3.10 Pass That Job Interview 10.35 Everyman. Documentary (1994). Sci-fi adventure not saesfted with the official Family Affairs about a container ship which 5.25 FILM: Avalanche Express 1 , .1 niw4, •I1%.., 05,- ),.in which lakes a look at the explanation of her hus- uppc,,,- Is hlt by an asteroid en route (1979). Staring Lee Marvin intvl 1, 2,-111. re.ronAlIC ogle• peapie who work in the band's death on a routine 7.00 Ferry Tales. Beerreiehe-scenee ■ bereavement business in to Venus. When the damage flying mission in Korea. and en cross channel (ening has been assessed. the five- Brighton and Hove embarks on a courageous 8.00 Shadow Of TheWhale. s. .114+10111y „fanny man crew are shocked to hunt for the Incur Starring 9.00 FILM: Women Of Valour ■ 11.25 World Cup 98 - Match Of ■,Lottlf ,1111IN 11..1.C1)1/ :: Gary Lineker learn that the ship has only Laura Dern (1984 7, i•P• -• -• • The Day. PIK 67 ,11 introduces hIghlights tram enough oxygen left for three 12A5 FILM:The Oblong Box a Waal, • . ..11•. ■:111: .1 .111.1.1 _111, -11.11 , 11.1i•!I, I ..,r ,..A! 11.1110 the opening games from people to survive the trip to (1969). A British ansiecrat's Ihe PP ni ppu vu hinny Ilie group Venus Staring Jack Wagner brother kept iced away Se end World War When nAr. 12.25 FILM: Cops And Robbers 10.20 Alexel Sayle's lAerry,Go- atter being mysteriously hired by invades,' Jar:ante:le (1973). Two cops devise a Round. 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More romanticised than the equally good Homicide: Pi' On The Surer, the trouble, with one being framed by the FBI and pleasure here comes from the king-running in danger of losing his job. and the other themes which concern our characters. It's the possible murderer. The two storylines are both interaction between them that is so compelling - perhaps too easily resolved - but that's a rarity I lycle 114141•0• tit( 1245 16651 a staple feature of Stephen Boceho's other in this series. Be prepared for plenty of ups and 1111 275 111451 creations. including Munkr One and 1-4. dow ns 111i5 \trritty triV , NOVINIV. 7 111). Dn. ono rmting 1611 • ■•11 • 4 ., Comm: Reed 1275 161)6, Tlic Tait Lrhows1.1 Lounge IZ'A that hletin 24? 67-1111 BBC! BBC2 C4 Sharreave (0192.1 4200711 fluid 13c. Low, Suit Upper Lip, Acrv:.Scsirlet Tuna. The 6.00 Business Breakfast: 7.00 6.10 The Golden Thread, 6.35 6.00 GMTV; 9.25 This Morning, 5.30 Terryroona. 5.55 Sesame Street, Wedding. Sailer. Dark Co. Sun tike 740 The Big Breakfast BBC Breakfast News: 9.00 All mages Of Education: 7.00 9.30 Vanessa, 10.10 This 9.00 Schoots: Deep Impact, Rot Comer. sliding 11.30 Here's One I Made Earlier. 12.00 Over The Shop; 9.20 Kilroy: 10.00 Teletubbies; 7.25 Goober And The Calendar News Deur., Witlinutatel. Titanic. Scream Morning; 12.15 Sesame Street, 12.30 Light Lunch: Will Thing, NintimMuni The Genera); 10.30 Can't Cook Ghost Chasers; 7.50 Blue Peter; And Weather, 12.30 ITN 1.30 The Lmng Sea, 2.00 FILM The Won't Cook; 11.05 The Really 8.15 Yogi's Space Race; 8.35 Lunchtime News: Weather, 1.00 Iron Curtain (1948): 3.30 Watercolour Useful Show: 12.00 News Teddy Trucks; 8.45 Harry And The House Hunters; 1.25 The Jerry Challenge; 4.00 Fifteen To One; 4.30 5.30 Weather, 12.30 Regional News. Hendersons; 9.10 Teaching Today: Springer Show; 2.10 Coronation Courrbdown, 4.55 Monter Williams Pet Rescue 6.00 Boy Meets Wont OW its art! 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John to be the first to fly non-stop 2 pints nnlv 1.50 Spill.211t0 around the world 6.00 News: Weather Technology. 12.30 Working Lunch; El 14 In 'hurtle* Leslie presents the popular 9.00 Secret History. The 1918 CI awry letfare lOpm, f I 50 alto Planet Earth 6.30 Regional News Magazines 1.00 Cake Doke; 1.10 Consuming gameshow. assisted by influenza pandemic. which t•11,411rt Fahrdot. 7.00 EastEnders. The wanderer Passions; 1.15 FILM-. Hell Boats Jenny Powell, Three con- xiiied an estimated 40 million Faversham Siudant in-my returns. but there is hardly a (1970); 2.50 News: Weather, 2.55 testants attempt to solve namplt, wr.,1,1-wide Di, and Jrnikk pninmo-in, Free fill I Inin NI L. r • • warm welcome at the Top Gear Motorsport; 3.25 News: the word puzzles on the 10.00 NYPD Blue. see pans' I 5.0 altrr II 114,11, 10.55 Drop The Dead Mitchell household. Roy's Regional News: Weather: 3.30 The board and spin the big Donkey. PfineogrldPitique Hirers i220.1 all nitlre 11.30 Beg To Differ. 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I theme park on the hay. devour a had a wander around Haight Ashbury. huniungons plate of cajun shrimps in the hippy quarter This area has a the fluhha Gump Shrimp Company colourful history and the streets are Restaurant, and sink into the world of littered with posters. shops and Forrest Gump. It's cheesy. it's houses Mille:doe of its erealis ity and verging on the nauseous but it's tasty divetsuy. There are funky record food at reasonable prices and all a hit stone, stocked .soh rare grooves and ut fun just the way Forrest would sou cannot 'get a pun between the amount of little In Nordstrom. the walk past the Ritz Carbon. one of the sated, interesting and alnr Once have done a, cheese cloth shirts and middle nine level %lmpily; mall with city's hest hotels. Unlike Michael you return to grey rainy Leeds. you'll For something more specialised partings. Famous residents of the sngemousla curved escalators. but Douglas in The Game. tin budget lust for the warmth of the West food•wise, venture to Chinatown, an Haight included The Grateful Dead my 'must-haves' weren't bargains. only stretched to the Iliad Coast. But here I stand at the gates of experience in itself, and choose loom and Janis Joplin. Brutus Gold and the Buy from the Gap and have the Californian. a cheap motel around the Saint Peter awaiting judgement day. an array of American-style Chinese seventies revival. Frisco Disco satisfaction of a fasourable corner. It was short-lived however as Haring sinned my way around San eateries. 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Or he consumed by There is plenty of reasonable is situated on an island off the hay, is fond quality_ For the local delicacy. decades gone by. greed as I was and spend your aceommodatitill On Offer but surrounded by sharks and no one has how's about clam chowder in As for any preconceptions of student loan. Ai the end of a busy day ayailahiliry can be limited en the htuh ever escaped 'lila the tale. sourdough howl? That would he bargain trainer purchases in America. relax with a show - take your pick season. so its best to 114-“Ik at least Condemned to u life of The Rock. something resembling a hollOwed out don't bet your last dime on it. Being from a vast choice including Cats. couple of nights in advance. Murder in the First and The Birduum bread roll filled with an anaemic fish a large commercial city. San High Society and Phantom of the of Alcatru, and the distant sound of mixture., which appears to already Francisco has it large selection of Opera. Otherwise catch a film. R.A.Ni I,: Sinatra 'left his heart in laughing from the mainland. have been digested once. You can shops but is far from cheap. I reselling in the satisfaction of its pre- ',,,, i Francisco' and d is something Definitely worth hooking in for n buy it on street corners. you can managed to spend an extensive UK release. Jealousy sets in its you F ,...isi iv done. It's a fabulous place: stay Clam chowder in sourdough bowl • an acquired taste not that easy to acquire

18 outlook politics Leeds Student, Friday June 12 1998 Forget Paris - this Ms Westminster 98 For those of you who yearn for conflict lasting beyond the World Cup, then make sure you watch the following figures pretending to know what they're DAVID BLUNKETT. Does this man even know doing. NICHOLAS GREENHALGH picks out the Ronaldos from the Rees-Moggs what he's doing 7 sindern's las twits. politician will he spending v. ill cause its much amusement. ANNE WIDDECOMBE the summer trying to remember which party he 'There is an outside chance of feuding Currently soaring ahead as the most inept is supposed in belong to, This season should between him and Donald Dover. Scottish member of the present crop of Cabinet Check this lady out! Lunatic right-wing he the quiet before the storm that is inevitable politicians. His current form has hen a Secretary, the latter\ wife having left him for ,political views coupled with a had attitude come the autumn. Particularly amusing to pleasure to watch. his gaffes have included a Irvine many years ago. Whilst this issue has make this woman cult viewing. Recently made watch will he his justifications for at a drop in not resulted in any public feud as yet, the two Shadow Minister for health. Anne will he one cock-up in Israel and confusion in Sierra Leone. Rumours abound of his being stitched student applications to university. hi the are known to be less than friends. With of the summer's most prominent politicians. up by the old boys network in the Foreign transferring of tuition fees revenue to other Scotland's Parliament coming ever closer. :w tic betide_ all those who oppose her, sectors of education/the country and c) the Dewer. whose ambitions he with that Her early performances gave us a taste.of Office, but Robin's nun speciality would inevitable screvi, up ol the administration Parliament, may start to become a little more w hat to expect: much of her wrath will be appear to be playing a key role in his current surrounding lees. Expect both late and flippant towards Lord Irvine, directed at the Health Minister Frank Dobson downturn of fortune. Alleeedly nicknamed 'Mr inaccurate assessments of fees. Look forward At the very least we can expect statements regarding Labour's election pledge to bring A4' by his staff on to saying "I told you su Das fit to make you cringe and with any luck some down the hospital waiting lists. account of his condescending comments about Tony being his Anne will he Frank Dobson's superior in refusal to read protege.. iscrywas. and by October should have briefs more than PETER MANDELSON inflicted some fatal blows. There is also the the length of one entertaining possibility of her helm: central fur side, Robin Cook This man will continue to walk on water fur THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY intiehtine within the Consen e Party. is the man for the whole season. nothing sticks to this boy The most likely outbreak ++t political whom the term Where are they I know it's only been a year 'cock-up' was except his halo. feuding will he het tk cell her ,'Ind her former but COME ON! The party we all love to invented. Disaster The master ol spin. the power behind the boas Michael How:lid. IA hose career she ridicule has disappeared. The fun can only wailing to happen throne. the Prince of Darkness: whatever sou spectacularly sabotaged by saying there - was begin when this lot reappear from the about him. rating! iii call hint. you can't avoid him. Britain's "something of the night - ,,kimethinv they're desperately I avourite spin doctor will he spending the Singularly the most entertaining politician tailing to do Aside from the goddess that is DAVID summer promoting the Millennium Chime to a on TV. Anne, will make vim laugh. but Anne WilleLoinh, there is a lack of anything BLUNKETT ROBIN COOK: still sceptical public. lichirzi t he scenes parr remembet to hike cover. inang on here. They...se been on their best Hot tip for a Will of eourse he plaint the semi s Wain!. Commits' , , • Summer screw-up hehas 111111 and ssecii none of their pas( 111,111111L11;11111.e! the news and IS power chaotic antics There Is a chance of fun ROBIN COOK Look out kin his inflictor in Ihe lorthomung concerning internal efforts to stop Lord Archer ....Thum reshuffle. Tn itie hi stork out who is ni het-riming the Conservan ye candidate for the JIM out of LIN stir %1 1111 the Mandclson camp pia hi ail 11.111d still he the ridilk- di tinkles M1,1 V,' task 11's all the inure entertaining and ruthless if it's task i‘a HARDWORKING? his own side. JOHN PRESCOTT THE CABINET RESHUFFLE

:nil p•.‘,...red cars, ay for ENTHUSIASTIC? has mg water thrown over him in.. hang on It's all up in the air V.1111 es et.y thing to pl that's lilt he does. John ss ill he pros iding ns as Lahour eabinia menthers light it with the good old 'ashamed practical comedy avoid relegation. I larnei [Linnet' and Das tit THEN READ ON Clark are almost certain for the sideways element IA ;Itch him let loose by Mandelson for a day. and Sec what he does. Please Peter. just shuffle. Brow n and Straw arc certain Ill MINIM don -I put him near anything delicate or put whilst the surart money's tin a pi1n110tion aluable. fit sorts for Mandelson. Unfortunately New Labour are far too well behaved to allow any of the real behind the the scenes angst In come o hrir LORD IRVINE to the lure. Do expect po-faced expressions and barely disguised glee from the winners and losers on reshuffle day. Don't expect a Cabinet One of Labour's most intellittent assets has place for anybody with talent or heaven forbid.. turned into one of their most embarrassing independence. REQUIRES mouthpieces. From his self-styled comparison to Cardinal Wolscs to his hitarre relish lot eapensisc interior del:oration. this IS it titan whose eau knows no hounds and inesiiably STEWARDS

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INFORMATION SHEETS AND APPLICATION FORMS AVAILABLE FROM THE LU U PORTERS DESK John Prescott (centre) lacks professionalism, not to mention rhythm Leeds Student, Friday June 12 1998 16 outlook fashiou

Of this trend I have already extolled the We can thank the Spice Girls for something. They have contributed to society virtues. I love combat pants, the colour, in their own, small way with my favourite design of shoe. At last, footwear the fit. the pockets, the fact that you can that elevates without crippling. Face it, you're either a heel-girl or you're not; buy them in other than Army Surplus try as I might my 5'3" frame does not like high heels, medium heels or even nylon. I also love the super-practical short heels. Oh yes. I can walk quite comfortably around Schuh or Shelly's in body-warmer in co-ordinating khaki three-inch two-tone square-toed groovy loafers, but the moment that any green that is fitted not to make you look money actually changes hands they contort and mutate into masochistic like the Michelin Man. However, I think torture devices that rub, pinch and blister. But platform trainers; they're that its all gone a little hit too far. It platforms and they're trainers - aah. the simplistic beauty of it all. started with Manolo Blahnik's combat stiletto. There's an oxymoron if ever I've seen one. Now the high-street has gone military mad. To go with your combat strides, you can buy halter-necks and Someone call Mulder and Scully; there's something seriously unnatural going on all bikinis in army camouflage print, just the over the country. When I was a kid, turn-ups were something to he laughed at because job if you're going into battle and you it was a blatant statement that your trousersro were too long. This indicated that they want to catch some rays. You can even get were either hand-me-downs or that you were a chuhster and the only trews that would camouflage-coloured eye shadow if that fit around your lardarse would he approximately two-and-a-half feet too long. Now. warpaint just doesn't give you the lasting what do I see but girls wearing turn-ups on trousers that are actually the correct coverage that you need in battle length anyway thus resulting in some freaky semi-capri-pant affair. Clearly there has situations. For the more stylish of been some subliminal brainwashing going on within the pages of fashion mags skirmishes, combat maxi and mini-skirts perpetrated by calf-fetishist aliens and/or secret goy ernment departments. Be afraid, are also available. Conflict-chic at its __.,,....be very afraid. ) l'hat Was The Fashion Year That Was Since the beginning of the academic year we have been keeping a beady eye on the world of fashion. HAYLEY JONES looks back at some of the weird and wonderful trends of '97-'98. The burning question as ever: Does my bum look big in this?

This is a tricky one. Are they a jolly good It all started with those damn cutesy-pie girls like Helena idea for summer. Christensen and Drew Barrymore in their lacy thrift- practical yet funk) store chic. They decided that they didn't look quite and I'm just slightly sickeningly sweet enough and so adopted Baby Spice's *sugar and candy wouldn't melt in my mouth' look with bitter because when I've tried them on pink. Then the catwalk took control and funked the look like I have two colour up a bit. Not enough in my hook, if there's a trend extremely juicy KFC that makes Anthea Turner look like she's got her pwetty drumsticks for ickle finger on the pulse of fashion then I'm well out of it. thighs? Or are they Pink is for wimps. an utter fashion nightmare, one of the worst ideas to be lapped up by the gullible public and Top Shop. the high street giant has finally lived I the designer gods are up to its name in more ways than one. Top as in laughing heartily really quite good but also as in upper-body Cow-girl chic. What were they from on high at the garment. Yes they're persistently groovy, not too thinking of? foolishness of us expensive and no Mum, I don't mind that it'll fall mere mortals? apart before next season. But nor does anyone Choose your answer else and that's rather the problem. How many accordingly times this summer am I destined to hump into depending on someone wearing the same slash-neck floral- David Beckham with blond hair physique and motif tight T-shirt? It just won't do, it's enough and in a skirt. Has the world gone propensity to believe to make a girl revert back to charity shop mad? conspiracy theories. 'wacky' individualism. _) Illustrations by Ursula Dinnis 4:3

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WHAT a Did he think they tti iiI,I refreshing ani1pele :11.131.0.1 the change it was to superior Australione1 11 r es. he see England is a ;haw fudge of Ito. controlling a n by nti earth nen: we playing Test match in If) die first peace'' N. molter the nay they did against the Veb(l'N hi the team. the hare Smith .Africans at EtIghastnn facts an: Hen our national rode last neekend. wen.- humiliated and did not And tt hilsi it was a shame even get one porru on the that rain intervened with the match so finely poised. it was In Iris reign as coach. hardly surprising that the Eneland have made no weather would deny England siendkant ae.hievvinems. and after they had fought so hard Clive Wit∎tdward has show n lar llw previous four days. proof that he call manage the From the first session on int. rnaliunal side. Perhaps "Thursday when [-latish: I ianse woOltt till .t h•it•.i t oh Crinkle inserted the hosts in conditions that offered plenty COTLAND the brave. for the hassling side. England Scotland the got their heads down and courageous. Scotland batted for victory. Sthe... well. totally It was also good to see Alec predictable. They just can't Stewart able to set attacking shake off that had luck curse fields that allowed Dominic - and you know that they'll go Cork and Angus Eraser to out on goal difference too. PREMIER CLASS OR NATIONWIDE ARSE: Will flash cars and foreigners win the day, or good old-fashioned grit and pitch the ball right up to the For long periods of guts? hat, forcing South Africa to Wednesday's World Cup play their was nut of trouble. curtain-raiser, the plucky PREMIERSHIP IONWIDE LEAGUE Although they did manage Scots held the elegant world that to some extent. there champions to a respectable I- were plenty of encouraging I draw, and even threatened Alex Gubbay Ben East signs for England - in fact. it to lake the lead. was probably going too well. But that cruel deflection WHATEVER the sport. A FLAWED argument? 1 setback was bound to off Tom Boyd cost them a whatever the league, one Maybe. Every body knows CARLING occur. and indeed, Darren vital point that they could rule pervades all - the top A, P11111.1111HIP1 that when it comes to pure Gough broke his finger. well need in ten days' lime. division is the place to he entertainment and pure Nationwide Gough will now mks the It was just another one of and to be seen. Sure, there skill, the FA Carling Second Test as well to prevent those despairing incidents to are all manner of practical required Ira national recoenita». Premiership is the league to him lining up alongside Cork add to the list that prey Washy The Premiership is not perfect the real football ideals still exist. and idealistic reasons why Ife in. Every single A club like Macclesfield can and Fraser in England's most ended with Jim Leighton's we should all be perfectly hi, a long way. Financial clout supporter of a Nationwide spillage against the same ecinthund all usual footballing potentially dangerous happy supporting Local remains too concentrated with League side wants to see howling attack in t ears. No opponents in Turin eight a few mega-clubs who capture maxims and an from playing doubt that by the time he years ago. ('loggers F('. But given the the hest talent and inflate prices their team riding high in the Kiddiernimster to Manchester returns. Fraser will have been As fur Brazil - they choke. I defy any fan not tor the others. Fans hceoine Premiership. City in the league comixtition within two years. injured in a bust-up on showed glimpses of their true to plump for a place in the increasingly anxious about being Hut just hold on a minute. With Sky coverage has Wine pension clay at the post office ability but disappointed in Premiership. alienated and losing out to the Dow Trans teams can actually and Cork will he out for the same waiy they did In Or coarse. you normally have stock market in the battle for win English football's biggest corporate demons like sou wouldn't believe in the months with laryngitis after their warm-up matches. no choice to the matter. control of their clubs. priee'.' There's your Manchester one too many 1.8W appeals. Having said all that, it was nprincipled glory-hunters aside. But the Premiership is where Unitas and your Arsenals, sure. Premiership. We haven'tcawr gra to the stage where -a-s MOM by far and away the best till make do with what you are it's at and no mistake. Nationwide but that's about it. Long gone are about money than football'. but `1 ( fNE else notice that opening game in years and elven and hope for the hest. football has its place, but the the days of the early '40s when we're certainly on the way. And England's mgby union we actually had more than No argument there. nor with the game has never been more teams like Norwich and QPR team had lost 76-0 to one goal too. obvious joy of that burden heing fashionable or popular. and that could have a fair stab at winning with it we lose the beauty of the game - if only because its Lomita the other day'' Whether France 9th will easied by success. especially is above all thanks to the hue/ the league. AA increasingly expensive to sec any Conveniently swamped by maintain that momentum or against the odds. and excitement generated br It's all very different coverage of the cricket and the not remains to he seen. but However. the question is one Premiership matches. The "downstairs-. The leagues an: all game in the top division. build-up to the World Cup. there are four glorious weeks of quality.. and on that score. separation of the top domestic far more competitive. and thus far Nobody is saying that the the Clive Woodward's side ahead of us. no Nationwide nonce can argue. division focused attention on all more interesting. The quality is 'real' falls ones who follow 1, •%ter division sides. But .hooped to the heaviest defeat Money and massive media aspects of the garlic. mare widespread so that e:cr suffered bh un English ND as well as that exposure have bought superficial the result is a far Sunderland and Ipso ich can tot sometimes It s hard nut to assume learn. there'll he more rocket. glitz and glamour, but in addition. superior product. up huge 111111111111S of points, this is the way of things now. A Ever. Wimbledon. and helbrc foreign superstars whose silky attracting huge crowds, and still Premiership match I went no No-one has deserved to you know it, the tootball skills light up more not win promotion. recently was full of people who A But perhaps the most didn't really seem to care that wear the white jersey less. Yes. season will be hack. entertaining matches they were a second-string side • It's so tempting to sit hack at the greatest and important factor is the lack of much about the game. talked we knew that in and watch all the hours of safest grounds in the money that pervades much of' the ahl ail nosiness deals and advance when ; previews. lice cokerage arid world, The Premiership Nationwide League. It means that constantly went to get food from the squad was hiehlights. But .. oh w hat the has undoubtedly oven teams gel to where they are MeLeedslInited below. I found named. But 711-01 hell. there Mr no buts. 1)raw English football a higher through pow managerial skill. myself caring more passionately :tad the% (ail Ihe curtains. turn profile and restored its Take Barnsley. or more about a team I just fancied seeing ihrmselers the answerphone reputation in the world galore recently' Charlton. rhey than the man in the official piqessimils! on and get that Surely this can trot) he lose two fantastic replica jersey soling beside me. Inevitably. cathode ray tube benefit.ial lot grass Toms maliagerh in Dann) I'm sure that kind of thing many questions warmed up. disehipment as V. CIL and lot the Wilson and Alan happens in the Nationwide. It's need answering. It's another More Ire ihe natilrnai gamc The Curbishley who have just that okay. 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Iran are there. So are Jamaica, Austria and Durham v Northamptonshire Essex v Surrev South Korea. But, once again, Wales failed Glamorgan v Worcester-Ant,: Ciloucestershire v Whose ickshire to qualify for the World Cup. Something for Lancashire v Somerset Leicestershire v Kent their manager Bobby Gould to ponder, then Yorkshire v Hampshire

N Monday. England will face Tunisia in their opening World Cup match. It will be the Interview by same Tunisia - or CHRIS STRAW perhaps with a few. 0changes - that thrashed Wales 4-0 last week. Italy and Denmark. It 's t,uc ot the more Whilst it was still a heavy and enjoy aisle aspects of the job. which sees him covering it tot of miles up and down Wales. disappointing defeat. it was hardly one looking lOr and trying to promote new talent that rocked the football world. Had Bizarrely. this search has even seen the that scoreline appeared five or ten Welsh FA produce a form on their website years ago. there would have been an which you can fill in and submit VI you Want 10 outcry and heads would have rolled. play for Wales. Sounds easy. but there Is a rigorous selection procedure along the lines of it is a massive indictment of the state of Name, Date of birth. Grandparent's Date ol Welsh football that people just shnieged Birth, Continents their shoulders at that result. Yes, the team is in a slate of transition - but this was a T'S an unensioos position to Ise in. but there humiliating experience that will provide are some positive aspects to the job that yet another headache for the Wales Gould draws on. revealing that his heart still manager Bobby Gould. Ilies on the touchline rather than the He certainly has a tough job! Wales ha ,:tt't boardroom or any where else 'Upstairs.' qualified fin the World ('up limits since 1958, 'The best thing Is being involved with the and have never made the latter stages of the team - when you've actually gut the players and European Championship. They have even you're working wil.h them My role includes working with the 'A' and •B' teams as well as

YOUNG BLOOD: Norwich City `We're trying to run Wales like a club... it's youngsters Craig Bellamy (lett and below), along with the only way a team in such a small Leeds United's Matthew Jones, are some of the young players that Bobby country can survive' Gould (above, in his West Brom playing days) hopes will revitalise Welsh footballing fortunes dropped our of the top IOU countries io the in the future FIFA rankings. the under-2Is, under-18s and under-16s, Linheliesahly. its something that doesn't "Being with the teams and seeing the won-v Gould: "I call them Mickey Mouse youngsters coming throueh gives me the most 'rankings] - you're not telling me that the pleasure. We're trying to run it like a club Americans are higher than the Dutch. When the realty. so that by the time the lads make it rankings come out. I turn a blind eye and a deaf through to the full squad. I know them and they car because I don't think they hold any know me. That's the only way the team in 0 credibility whatsoever." small country like Wales can survive." With so much to do. Gould recognises his Upbeat as ever. Gould refuses to identify any most pressing task7 "We have to learn to not disadvantages to his job. and clearly enjoys concede so many goals. Defending at national being hack in the dressing room. But he's not and international level is greatly underrated and the teacup throwing type, apparently: we need to defend properly." —You mellow out as you get a little hit older Something that they have still to learn it ask questions. Why? You invite answers. Arid scents, especially in the wake of the Tunisia international players have the ability to give game. It is clear that the problem lies deeper. you answers," and Wales have to encourage a better quality of And that is w hat Wales need. Genuine. high youngster coming through the ranks. quality international players. Ian Rush. Mark Players like Norwich's Craig Bellamy and Hughes. Ryan Giggs., all top-class footballers Chris Llewellyn and Leeds' Matthew Jones arc capable of gracing any stage - none have ever picked out by Gould. who outlines his plan for made the finals of any tournament. the future. Today, the experience of players like John "It's all about PC1-4 really. Plant. cultivate Hanson and the youth of Bellamy and the rest and harvest - and that's what we've been trying need to break Wales' embarrassing international to do in Welsh football lor the last few years." duck and this must be Gould's aim. Qualifying More immediately. Gould will he out in for t=aro 2000 micht prove beyond them, but France spying on Wales' Euro _IOW opponents the future could well he in sate hands.

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