LONG BRANCH DAILY RECORD. VOL. 11-MJMBER 203 LONG BRANCH, N. J., THURSDAY, AUGUST 29, 1912. 12 PAGES PRICE TWO CENTS DEMENTED WOMAN EXHIBITS AT FIFTH WITH KNIVES TRIES ANNUAL COUNTY FAIR THROWS GIRL IN LAKE Engine Touches Dress of Girl Driver of Auto Which Startled ,. At Highlands Before Being ATTACK TAFT BREAK ALL RECORDS Horse Jumps Over Railing Stopped. To Rescue. Throw Into an hypnotic state of rig- Woman Arrested As She Tries to Enter Elevator Racing Is a Feature of Big Red Bank Show-Gov- Frightened by a passing automobile, idity as ehe saw an express train bear- a horse being driven across the bridge . ing down i on her, Mamie Seward, a over Deal lake, leading to Loch Ar- twelve-year-old Brooklyn girl e»eaperi With President In Cincinnati Hotel Declares enor Wilson To Be a Visitor Tomorrow Af- >our, by a young lady, said to be a death by less than an inch Tuesday at- Accused of Manslaughter As \1I»B I'liiiiips Qf Allenhurst, yesterday. ternoon and is now under the care of She Wahti to Give Chief Executive ternoon On "Farmer's Day" And hrow the HKIII runabout against the a physician in a serious nervous, state. Result of Death of Red side of tbe bridge and tie young lady The engine touched the girl's diretaa went head Drat over tbe railing and when it was brought io a slop, She "The Sacred Knife" Sank Minister's Wife, Make An Address nto title water. The drlyer ot the auto, stood, between the Hacks until t&4 en- William Powell, proprietor of an auto Who Was Hurled Out tin- at Aabury Park, slopped his gineer, Robert Fleck, picked her up. biiB, Ohio, Aug. 29.—An at- machine, vaulted over tho bridge's rail Fleck jumped from the engine and, tempted attack on President Taft here TOMORROW'S PROGRAM At Curve and swan to tbe young lady's rescue. as he raised the girl, fojiad THE CUB REPORTER Say, Boss, Who's Doing This Fishing, Anyhow ? 'by HOP' ITS VERY [AS A MATTER OF Fflt* ^O ME ,5COOR,1Hflr NOT 0NC< j^OEfc IT, ^OU KNOW L-ITTLEJ [ BUT r LANDED Mr \JNTENDE5TO1 roira LONG BRANCH DAILY RECORD, THURSDAY, AUGUST 29,1912. tion, and the more lawyers we have A Why Ey»t Got Red. DAILY RECORD, the more highly civilized we are. The eyeball contulDH a high percent- At least that's the favorite method age of blood, and why. wherefore. \H it WSUBD EVERY WEEK DAT. white? The answer is that the blood of faddists for establishing their con* ITIZENS vessels which supply its surface are HO •* SCHEUER & BRO.INSOLVENT? MAN VERSUS NATURE. Petition In Bankruptcy Filed Against Grocery Firm Formerly Conduct- Marvel* That Ar« Wrought Through ing Store Here. Synthetic Chemistry. - Alleging that Moses and David Nature, we may reflect, bua a hard Scheuer, who formerly conducted a time In competition with the chemist. grocery store iti this city, and whHeo r Blow, laborious processes ore one trade under the firm name of Scheusr by one being- superseded. & Brother, with stores in Orange, ller most delicate perfumes, wbteh Rloomlield, South Orange and Newshe dishes to us in drops, are in title by liT\inswiv_k, are Insolvent, a petition in the. gallon In the laboratory. The in- Established 1873 involuntary bankruptcy was filed finite delicacy of her tints we stimu- He Knows a against them ou behalf of three cred- late from a material ao unromnntlc fl^ itors Tuesday. The petition WUB filed cool tar. We squeeze a cellulose prod- with Judge Rellstab. of the United uct through a tiny hole, and we have States' District court, at his summer the silk of the silk worm. AVe trans- home in Belmar by Hilder & Bllder. form trees Into paper and educate tin* The petition also aska for the ap- world. We imitate the precious stones pointment of a receiver," Louis Lewis, which Nature has produced by gigantic of Newark, was named and authoriz- tic forces In upheaval, and the only EXTRA! ed to conduct the business for tendifference, as was staled in our courts Good Thing dH>s. He qualified by filing a bond for recently, is thnt the artificial product $30,000. is more perfect than the real. Now H is said that the concern has been the chemist takes starch, an unroman- in difficulties for some time and that tic material enough, and makes of It effort ao keep it out of the bankrupl- that rubher on which the wheels of ey court has been made. No agree- the world £b round. ment could be reached between the In the course of his experiments man firm and its creditors, and because of discovers H cheap method of making the close connection of the concern ncetone, an essential of our modern When He with the nrn^of S. Scheuer "& Sons, high explosive*. Somehow or other nil Friday and Saturday for which a receiver was appointed mon's experiments lead ultimately to last week theuettoit taken Tuesday tho explosive, which agnin shows how was hastened. In fact, It is charged we reverse processes, for, while Na- by the petitioning creditors that u number of judgmentH have been re- tm-o begtaft nil her work with an ex- turned against the linn and that sales plosion, mini works up to tho explo sion ns the highest expression *-of hit in the Shoe Department under execution were threatened. conquest.—Westminster Gazette Tlie assets of the bankrupt concern are said to be about $'25,000, together Sees It• !« with tho interest of the members 01 BEHEADING IN SIAM. WOMEN'S WHITE CANVAS PUMPS *he ttrm In certain parcels of rea\ es- tate, which Is said to be between $10,- First the Victim It Fed, Then Tired 000 nnd $15,000. This does not tako Into Giving the Signal. WOMEN'S WHITE CANVAS STRAP into account the interest of the broth An execution In Slam Is nn extraor- $U9 ers in the estate of Simon Scheuer, of dinary business, according to a eorre PUMPS AT which the principal asset is thespondent of the Chronlqne Medlcnle Scheuer building. The doomed man, awakened at down, THAT'S WHY HE ll is alleged that the liabilities of is led In chnins to the temple, where the concern approximate $89,000, in candles nre lit around him. He Is ex addition to which the firm's endorse horted to think of nothing to disnsso WOMEN' WHITE CANVAS OXFORDS merit has been placed on paper of (hi elate his mind from mundane affairs SIZES 2 1-2 to 4 AT - - - firm of S. Scheuer & Sons, which It isand Is given the best meal of his life aid amounts to $05,000. the menu being carefully chosen ac WOMEN'S WHITE CANVAS (two INSISTS cording to (he soclnl status of the crlnt 79c innl. Fi»h For the Brain. There are two executioners. One Is strap) PUMPS, small sizes only PAIR Implying to a "Young Author," Murk hidden in some brushwood, while I he Twain wrote: "Yea, Agaaslr. does ree- other, dressed in vivid red, conducts nminond authors to eat fish because the crlininnl to the place of sacrifice THAT ALL HIS the phosphorus In it makes brains. So bidding him be seated on bnntmn far you ore correct. But I cannot help leaves "In order to be entirely sep ANY WHITE CANVAS BUTTON SHOE, you to a dedalon about the amount nratt'd from wirtb." you need to eat—fit least, not with ecr- The condemned man is then put !nti PUMP OR OXFORD IN THE STORE tnhity. If the specimen composition position', nwuUiug the ax. tinrth is paJ you sent is about your fair usual nv- In his ears. For two hours or more nothing happens. RIHRH'SG law de AT $1.95 JOB WORK BE era;:e I should judge that n couple of Whfllea would be nil you would w:ml mnnds thnt the criminal shall bow his for the present—not the largest kind, head voluntarily to tho ax. This H< but simply good, middle sized whales" does finally frnm sheer exhaustion, nm Immediately headsman No. 2 rushes from his hiding place nnd does the DONE AT The Turk. rest. The executioners ore then sprny MEN'S AND BOYS' RAIN The Turk practices no trade, engages ed with holy water and otherwise purl In no commerce. They have a proverb fied from contact with the victim's which says, "The Frank hns science. soul.—Paris. Cor. New York World. COATS, SPECIAL AT - the American commerce, the Osmnnll $2.75 majesty." But, ns majesty won't fill Measuring Nature. stomnchs. those who do not servo as Nature ia not benevolent. Nature i ROWUPI-S strive to become functionaries, .lust, gives pound for pound, measurr nnd the men of the small villages, foil- for measure, mnkes no exceptions, nev da i*Hrk havp relnnnMl to fholi- hotnntj ing in this, do nothing, and the work or tempers her decrees with mercy o PORT MONMOUTH POINTERS of Hie Molds nnd house falls upon the In Newark after spending nevcral winks nt nny Infringement of her lu weeks in town. shoulders of the women. One chroni- And in the end Is not this best? Could Mrs. Isaiah H. StanlB h»rt uec%»Ven TRINIDAD'S CURIOUS LAKE. * * *i— I ;*.-,. „...._.. ... ,: • .- •- .-„, ' , ,.- It. Mass ef Asphalt With He Ulan* and Its Edd.ei, The asphalt lake at Trinidad occu- ARE YOU A pies a depression of about 114 acres and is probably tho center of an ex- ttnet volcano. It Is a lake in most senses of tbe word, for there are well Wide Awake Man? defined shores and islands scattered through it at Intervals* and the surface Is In. constant motion. There are also reat Clearance Sale movements which may be ascribed to currents and eddies. . The center of the If you are, you will let nothing hinder lake Is about a foot higher tban the you from purchasing a Suit or two edges, this relation being maintained. OF MEN'S AND YOUNG MEN'S although the lake as a whole has been towered by the constant removal of during our Big Alteration Sale which' material from it is now causing such a sensation The depth of tbe deposit If not ac- curately known* but the lake fills up because of its remarkably low prices. quickly when the surface is removed. Tbe surface Is not level, but U com- HIGH GRADE CLOTHING 'i! I V -iil Disraeli'* Weal of Greatness. Qo»th« M a Jokvr. ) GHOSTS OF THE LIVING. On an occasion when Goethe m ISLAND' qr FME. TVi'iea Disraeli was curly and smart 1 Mi:-1 comparatively unknown he visited •taj-lnu at tba court 'of SaseWeimar A C«M That Throws Light on th« - - 23c gal. with his friend I Juke Charles Augus- It Is Rsally a taks of •ailing, Bub' Problem of Apparitions. the iUtyal Exchange of Liverpool In blina Mud and Slims. company with DUHL-UU Stewart, a lead- tus one of the court ladles. wb*Q It Is ma :\t ;ii! nwewutry tu ivsort to about to retire tor the night, found her Tbe greatest natural wonder In Java, the supeirnutuiul us the only siiflicirnt lug merchant of the city. It was at Mixed PICKLING SPICES ... 25c lb. high noon, aud the exchange was candle suddenly extinguished Just be- If not lit the entire world, la tbe Justly (!X[>iuuntiou of appnrftioua. In truth. fore she reached bet' bedroom door. celebrated "Uheko Kamdka Guinko," or tli- re is one Insurmouutablo obstacle thronged by merchants. The scene so 'Impressed the young member of purlia- Taking DO Dotlce of the occurrence, "tone of the not Devils," known to ' tu royhrdlng them as supernatural Small Lean Sugar Cured Selected she groped along In the dark, but totbe world as the Island of Fin. 1'lita i manifestations, iintl that Is (tu.' simple ' ment that he said to Mr. Stewart: ber nstonl aliment could not findth geologicae l 9liiKiiturlty Is really a lake ( (•irciiiufttunetf ibut the ghosts wear "My Ideal of greatness would be that ••uor handle. Again and again sue felt of ftolHug mud situated at abont the clotlies. It Is quite conceivable tbat a man should receiver the applause of CALL HAM HAMS BACON her way nlouc the wall, but with the center of the plaint of Qrobogana and I there really may be ghosts of persons ouch an assemblage as this—that he some result. At lust she made up ber but nobody who gave thu innOur n sec- Is called an Inland because the gnat ! should be, cheered as he came into this 13c lb. 11 inliiil to so to tba duchess for advice. cmetalS sea of vegetation which sur- ' ond thought would contend for a. mo- room." 17c lb. 19c lb. The latter, howerer, was already ment that there can be ghosts of 7 rounds it glres It that appearance. Disraeli weih in and came out un- asleep, aud no help was to be had The '/Island" II about two Biles In clothesi Nevertheless apparitions are noticed; but several years later he from her. Tbe poor lady did net care always elothod and sometiiuoH iu gar- circumference and Is, Situated at a dis- again visited the Liverpool exchange Hecker's Superlative Flour - 24 1-2 lb. bags 89c to take any one else Into her confi- tance ot «lmoa»»jajctly ufty miles from ments of such modern out that they in company with Mr. Stewart. Mis en- dence for fear of being laughed at were unknown at tbe time the person Solo, Near the center of this geoJogleal trance was greeted by a cheer which and so spent some houra In Tain freak Immense columns of soft, hot seen as n phantom lived on eurth. spread Into a roar and ended in uu ova- search, only to find at last that Qoetne tion. The testimony to his political High Grade Baking Powder (Absolutely Pure) 15c lb. can I Viud may be seen' continually rising Aside from this, there Is the inter- and the duke himself bad with their nnd falling like great Umbers thrust esting ami by no means unlmportnut prominence deeply moved Disraeli, OWA hands taken the door off Its circumstance Hint houses are some- who, recalling to Mr. Stewart the re- Robin Hood New Asparagus 25c Can Gallon Jugs Catsup 85c Gallon binges some time earlier In tbe even- through, the boning substratum by giant times hnqUcd'by apparitions not ofmark, he had made years before, said. Ing and carefully walled up tbe en-hands and then again quickly with i Visalia Large Peeled Asparagus . ,33c Can Gallon Jugs Sauce 65c Gallon | ilrawn. Besides tbe phenomenon of > the dead, but of tho living. 1 know "My Ideal test of greatness has been trance to tbe room. 1 of one case iu which a gentleman en realized." Imported Worcestershire Sauce ,10c Bottle Quart Jars Peanut Butter 25c Quart tin lKililug uiud columns there are i tering a drawing room at 4 In the seoras of gigantic bobbles of not slime j Old Virginia Pure Fruit Jams ... 12'/2C Jar tbat oil up like huge balloons and Veep afternoon saw seated on the flofa Thunderbolts. Pint Battles Mustard 10c Bottle 1 Sound.d That Way. young Indy with "reddish gold" hair, Miss Brawn wns giving aft elaborate up a series of constant explosions, the Thunderbolts are not completely un- Bromangelon Jelly Powder .. .3 Pkgs. 25c Intensity of (be detonations varying who appeared to be rending n book. derstood. They are lightning phenom- New Early June Peas 10c Can description of a blacksmith prepara- There were two other persona In the Best Egg Noodles lie Lb. tory to teaching Longfellow's poem to wltb the slie of tbe bubble. • ena, spherical or ball lightning. They In time past, so tbe Javanese author- room, oue Rented beside her on theare gaseous beyond doubt, for when Fancy New Spinach 15c Can her pupllB; Bofa, and the visitor was surprised to White or Yellow Corn Meal ... 5 Lbs. 15c "Now, children, we are going to learn ities suy, there *as n tail sptfMike col- they explode with great violence no umn of baked mud on tne West edge of find that they did not offer to Intro- trace of matter can be discovered. Old Dutch Cleanser 8c Can Lemon or Ginger Snaps 7c Lb. & poem t mluy about, spue, oue who duce him to the young lady—did not. works very hard. He Is Very large aud fhe'laa* which constantly belched a Their color is bluish, and they appeur Armour's Cleanser 2 Cans 9c Nic Nac or Soda Crackers 7c Lb. I has great arms that in» lift •inli pure stream of cold water, but tola bas In fact, seem to see her. Later a guest at ouce, when at all, after terrific at a week end party saw the snnie ap heavy-tblugshv this . HiIlls facfae iis Ha'kad long b»*u obliterated, and everything parltion In the same house, and It was flushes of lightning of the darting or Swift's Pride Soap 7 Bars 25c Very Best Coffee ... 33c Lb. 5 Lbs. $1.30, Is now n seething mass of bubbling filamentary type. Sometimes the lu- with soot Hmt come* from bis gnmt. seen a third time by one of the serv blnzlug Urea. A"d ha wen™ a dirty mini ami slime. i ants. Iv minous balls fall slowly, but do imt usually strike the earth, but move Try Our COFFEE Mixture - - - - l©c lb. j black iipron, *bd be baa ft fire (hut No light was thrown on the strange horizontally as If supported by tUe I glowa, oh, B0 red, "i*d. whenever, be THE HISTORY Of affair until, a year afterward, the wife electrical field of force of the earth. j makes auythln&be pufB it into his tire of the son of the family arrived from When they explode a strong wave Fancy Imported China Given Free With TEA and COFFEE land thjen pounds It with u ti.mi hl« Introduced Into Europe Pram India Australia to pay n first visit to her hiuiiuiyr. which Brakes Ett)t3 Imidttut Under Several Nim.i. I moves In air in all directions, uud t\ t-liuiKlii.K noise- and makes tho. apurkft husband's relatives and w~as immedi- penetrating odor of ozone fills the ad- Zinc was introduced tato JSurope In ately Identified by the servant as tbe fly ulmut iu every direction. Now. jacent space. The energy of explosion Large Juicy Sweet Juicy Double Safety Glass Tops I who can tell tuft what I have bttsu de the aeTsnreentb or eighteenth century figure she hod seen.. Tho two visitors Is supposed to be that utilized in thu by men from Indln. It was known who also had seen tho apparition sub- formation of oxygen into the ozone by i acriblug?" ., . sequently made the same Identifica- I A little maid who had listened to (hen,as falnem. spluuter or tnttaneito tion. the lightning. Knowledge of tho cause Grape Fruit Oranges FRUIT JARS i these vivid details with «*?&> twice aud was the same metal which the fa- and real nature of thunderbolts l:i tbe4r natural alae aprauK to her feet mous alchemist.* Andreas *Lenavlu's, de- Since It Is Incredible to suppose that meager. They are more plentiful nt scribed in 1000 and which be declared a person enn be In two places at the 3 for 2SSc 13 for 25c 75c doz. aud said in an awed whisper: sea than over land.—New York Ameri- "Tbe devil!"—Housekeeper. consisted of-isMTeT, cadmla, mercury same time—so that a lady can be both can. and arwnlc. ' in Australia and in a house thousands Late In the sixteenth century keen of miles from Australia—it is a legiti- Curiou. Choio. of a Wife. Not Accustomed to Prince*. coiupi'Utliin was going on between the mate Inference thnt phantasms, wheth- An. Enjliab paper tells this story Borne years ago an English curate er of the living or of the dead, are de- surprised his parishioners by marrying Portuguese aud tbe Dntclr in tbe In- about Ollter Wendell Holmes. When KOOPS AB ELS dian ceas. and, a Portuguese ship bav- void of objective reality, are. that is In Englurffl In 1880 be was at a great a widow considerably older tbiuj him- to say. always and only hallucinations. *' CASH TEEA & COFFEE STORE! self. The astonishment was still grant- ing been ci by'"(Ke" T)utch. "her reception m London. He sat quietly In cargo of MRS. ELMER E. BLACK. New York Woman Off For Europe to Investigate Public Marketa. Candidates for Board of EWARK'S >TORE~BEAUTIFUL Chosen Freeholders. BROAD, riEW-AHOHALSEY STREET The undersigned, members of the present Board of Chosen Free- WE GIVE AND REDEEM SURETY STAMPS. holders, of the County of Monmouth, desire to announce themselves CLOSED FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY AT 1 P. M. candidates for renomination at the Democratic primaries to be held September 24th, 1912, and respectfully solicit the support at such 9 School Clothes primaries of all voters affiliated with the Democratic party. • • •< JOHN M. CORLIES, When you buy clothes for school you naturally want the kinds JOHN DALY, that are dressy and at the same time are built for service, and this is THOMAS E. JEFFRIES, the kind of clothing we offer you at moderate prices. ROBERT C. THOMPSON, We know we can surprise you with the Russian Boys' Suits of Fancy Cheviots and Cassimeres CHARLES M. WYCKOFF. Blouse Suits ot Casgimere and Cheviot in double*; and rich Blue Serges; perfect fitting; cut in the best breasted styles, In the larger sizes, with 1912 models; siz.es 8 to 17 years; remark- *»7 QQ This a -..••.<• , Second game: R n. Each Confident of Holding Her to der and rubbed the cake up nnd down New York i.l 0001110'—4 9 Cleveland ..00100000 1—2*7 2 Xer Word. the Hainlng fixture. In lit'ty seconds Fresh and Fine Dressmaker Finish Batteries—Warhop and Sterritt; Kaler, the leak wns plugged nm! tire (muffed Basketif. and Carisch. Empires—O'Brien lIuokonHAck, N. J., Aug. 29.—Theo out. "I wns a plumber once," said and r>lneen. (lore Hldorc, twenty-four years oM, of the chief to his nstontRhed comrades. Women's $7.98 Dresses $2.49 At Boston: R. H. 11 Fulrvlew, and George '/Ale, twenty- Boston 10 2 2 0000*— 8 4 i live years old, of Union Hill, who room This 1B going to be the big surprise of the Month End Sale—a purchase of new, fresh and superb Chicago ....0 O1002OOO—3 together, are milking prepurtitlunH to RICH MAN'S SON KIDNAPED. dresses, one In a box, from one of our best makers—several hundred dresses in all. Batteries—O'Brien and Carrigan; Benz go west to marry the MUM girl. Kaeh Italian Beker of Paataic Victim of These dresses are of fine plain or nahrllne Xihgerle, Dimity, Novelty Persian Lawn and French~~Nov- Second game: lias proposed by mall it ml eacfa lifts elty Marquisette. They are made in high, round or square neck styles, exquisitely trimmed, with surplice Boston 0 0 0 30 0 0 0 •— 3 7 Black Hand Men. Chicago 0 0 0 00 0 0 0 0—0 0 been accepted. Neither one believes PanAlc, N. J., Aug. 30.—Charles Can- lace bandings. Some are handsomely hand-embroidered with round heavy lace, set in Baby Irish effect the other will lie HiiceeMsful. They yokes I <]roi> shoulders; ornamented with crochet, peart and covered button's; skirts in the smart new Batteries — Wood and Cady; Taylor. urt/.zuru, a wealthy Italian bnker, who White and Kuhn. Umpires—Westervelt have conducted a courtship by mail tunic effect; sizes for small, medium and large women. Besides white, we have biue, lavender, pink him received many Itlack Hand letters, and O'Loughlln. tor six months without knowing that and other beautiful shades; dainty dresses such as these should retail at no less At Washington: n. H. E reported to t he police that tils son, than $7.98; we hold them ready for you in the Month End Sale at only St. Louts -.0 0 2 0 0 01 0 0—S 4 1 the young woman stood In danger of Frank, two yen is old, had been kidnap- Wash'ton ..0 110 00000-2 7 2 becoming a bljfamint. They have been 1M2, by American PreHi Association. Batteries—Powell and Krltchell; John- nl from In front of his home by a man Inseparable comrades for ,v<>nrwt and who drove away in an express wagon. son and Alnamlth. Umpires—Evans and eren now are an the best of terms. J. Robert Rubin, an asdlBtant In Dis- Egan. ('ammzzaro told the police he wastrict Attorney Whitman's office. New At Philadelphia: n It was ogTOftd that they would Btart away from home at the time his child York, In one of the active' figures In th« Detroit ....0 20020010—6 for the girl's home together-and put It was stolen, but that neighbors of hisgratt cleanup, folluwlog taw KumnUml Phllad'phia 012000000—3 7 3 up to her aH to which Is which. She murder. He brotiKht 8«m Schepps back Batteries—Wlllett and Stanage; Houck told him they BOW the mini drive up nnd from Hot aprtnga. Ark,, and has dune lives In Topeka, Knn., but her name 1 Bender, Thomas and Lapp; Umpires— offer the boy 5 cents. The man then gnQd w6rk In gathering evidence against Connolly and Hart they refuse to dtnclose. Each suitor Invited the Cannazzaro child to take a the allegpi! police grafters. STANDING OF THE CLUBS. has a photograph, kept and treasured drtve with him, and the boy had ac- • w. i« P.C w. I* above all things. A no lent Trioks- Boston.... 84 37 .boo Detroit.... 67 G7 .460 cepted and climbed into the wagon, Tbe nrtH of jugglery were, as linn Wash'to;i. 75 48 .G10 Cleveland. KS 69 .43 This romance began several months which wns driven off. Phlla'phta 7b 47 .606 New York 44 76 .30ago when Zlle was eating eggs for been proved "by learned writers, of high Chicago... 60 60 .600 St. Louis. 40 82 .828breakfast one morning. Ttie sbell of antiquity. The nirplnl, who lived near Bargains in Real Estate INTERNATIONAL LEAOUB. DEDICATE THAW TELESCOPE. Home, jumped through uurulug coitta; one bad a name and address upon It, At Montreal: R. if and be copied it before breaking It women In early times were accustomed Newark .0 030000101— 6 11 open. He sold nothing to his chum Professor Pickering of Harvard Heads to walk over burning coals in Cappa- Montreal 0012000010— 412 Delegation of Astronomere, Batteries—Eniman and Hlggins; Smltl at the time, believing that such niat- docla, and the exhibition of balls and To any one desiring to own a home, or make and Burns. tet*B should he kept private. Not more Pittsburgh, Aug. 29.—Headed by Dr. cups Is often mentioned in the works At Buffalo: than a couple of weeks Inter Hldore Edward t'harlea Pickering of Harvard of the ancients. It wns as far bnck IIB a profitable investment, we offer the following Provid'e 0002000112— 6 H 3 obnervutory. some twoscore BiemberK the third century that one Permits, or Buffalo ..0 000 110111—5 was eating the mime nort of breakfast of the Astronouilcul mid Astro-Physical Batteries—Luntte and Street; Jameson food and there was an address upon Plrmlus, who endeeavored to make society of America helped dedicate the himself emperor In Egypt, suffered a properties For Sale for cash or installments. Stroud and Schang-. one of tbe shells. Like hla chum's It Thaw memorial telescope, erected as a At Toronto! R. a had been written with an Indelible smith to forge Iron on nu anvil placed Toronto ... .1 0 1 0 2 0 0 4 •— 8 12 memorial to William Thaw and,his on his breast, and rope dancers with Baltimore. .0 00003010—4 8 Ink, and, although nenrly washed off, son, William Thnw, Jr. House and Lot, Jackson Street, Lot 50 x 100, house six rooms, condition Batteries—Rudolph and Uemls; Vlckers It waH easily decipherable. Sldore balancing poles are mentioned by Pe- and Bergen. Although Allegheny observatory has tronlus and others, while the various- wrote a letter and said nothing to Zlle. been in existence for ten years It was good, near Broadway. Price $1,200., only $200. cash, balance $12.50 per month Seoond game: R. H. K By means of the mails the two court- feats of horsemanship exhibited In our Baltimore 0 1111—4 7 I formally dedicated and officially pre- circuses passed In the nineteenth cen* Toronto 0 0 0 0 0—0 8 I ships progressed until the girl suggest- sented to the University of Pittsburgh. Two new houses on Coleman Avenue, near Seventh Avenue, six rooms, (Called on account of darkness.) ed exchanging photographs. Both Sl- tury, from Egypt to tbe ByEantlue Batteries—Smith, Pelty and McAllister dore and Zlle agreed and their photo- court and thence over all Europe. dry cellar, possession given at once. Price each $1,500., only $300. cash, bal- Kent and Graham. TriiUte Lalgue. At Rochester: H. H. u graphs went west without dealy. In At Allentown—Allentown, 12; Read- ance $12.50 per month. V Rochester .2 0000208 •— 710 fact, from notes that they have recent- Ing, 11. "Journal" and "Journey." Jersey City 000000012—3 7 I ly compared it Is probable that the Strictly speaking a "Journal" should Batteries - Hughes and Blair; McHale At Treuton—Trenton, 0; York, 8. New House on Harrison Street, Lot 50x150, House eight rooms and and Wells. likenesses reached the young lady on At Atlantic City—Atlantic City, 10; be a dully publication, although tbe STANDING OF THE CLUBS. the same day. Hhe immediately sent Chester, 4. word no longer has that limited UHP. bath, all improvements, good condition; a bargain. Pride $3,000., only $500. W. U P^ W. L. PCher picture to Iwth young men. At Wilmington—Witrulngton-Harrls- The case of "journey" Is exactly com Toronto... 78 62 -G00 Jersey C'y 61 69 .40 Both were charmed wfth it. It was parable. Even to Ctmucer it still cash, balance $25.00 per month. Rochester. 76 61 .698 Buffalo... 67 66 .463 burg. Postponed on account of rala. Ba'timore. 62 63 .486 Montreal.. B8 71 .460a case of "you for me ami nie for you" meant a day's progress, and In the Newark... 63 Hi .496 Provl'ence 64 73 AH wltb both of them. In fart, they both fourteenth century it was possible to House and Lot North side Joline Avenue, between Rockwell and Liberty NEW YORK STATE LEAGUE, had It HO bad that their friends twgnn The Retort Courteous. , speak of one'country as being "fifty- At Khulni: i HUB to notice a change. Finally two pro- Hist Oldwun— Tve refused many, two journeyes" distant from another, , Street, Lot 50 x 150, eight rooms and cellar. Price $2,200., only $400. cash, Elmira 10 IS posnlB were sent westwnrd, and these many offers of marriage. Gapboy a "Journey" belug reckoned usually as balance $15.00 per month. Utlca 2 4 two proposals brought forth letters of (absentmlndedly) — Very thoughtful twenty miles. Bnt "journey** calls up At Blr.ghamton: R. II. • and considerate of you, I'm sure.- Syracuse 4 acceptance. no suggestion whatever of a dsjr. now. Ulnghamtou 0 Mcggendorfer Blatter. House and Lot, corner Joline and Eastwood Avenues, near Liberty Second game: it, II. H The Reaeon. Prosperity, Street, Lot 68 x 150, House six rooms, attic and good cellar. (Room to build Blngrhamton g 7 Malmle—Why U Agnew so blue? That character Is power In true In a "What'u your idea of prosperity?" Syracuse 0 ;s <;J»<1,VH Because her nose Is 80 red — much blghor MMINC titan that knowl- "Always a little more tbau I have."—• another house). Price $1,700., $300. cash, balance $12.50 per month. At Wllkesbarre: R, u. • Wilkesbarre 8 12 Cluclunnti Enquirer. s power.—S ml I en. Detroit Free X'resa. Albany 4 6 Small House and Large Lot on Third Avenue, opposite Independent's Second game postponed on account o rain. Engine House, suitable for business purposes. Lot 60 x 200, price on request. STANDING OF THE CLUB& W. I- P.O. w. L. p.c Utica 73 64 .575 Albany ...57 62 ,478 Factory property, two Store Brick and frame factory, suitable for any Wilk'tim: 69 54 .661 Scranton .&5 63 Elmira ...66 54 .660 Syracuse .&2 70 .426 Bank or Asbury Park"*sr purpose, engine and boiler, ready for business. Rentor sell on easy terms. Troy 66 54 .546 Bfngh'ton 46 72 .390 SUFFRAGE PARADE IN MOVIES La MAISTRE LACE & Largest Popalar Price* Ladle. Salt Also to close the estate of Matthias Woolley, deceased, we offer The EMBROIDERY CO. Men's Summer Suits stort In Monmouih Cranty Homestead property on Liberty Street, Lot 100 x 400, all bulkheaded, large 3,000 Foot Film to Be Reeled Through Handkerchiefs, Lacei, Em- are now one-Half price house, 10 rooms, bath, gas, cement cellar, steam heat; barn and outbuildings, out Ohio. broidery, Curtalna and Llnena, BERGER'S Columbus, O-, Aug. 20.—Three tbou Hosiery, Corsets, Underwear. to dote out at 707-709 Cookman Ave, all in good condition. Price on request. , sand feet of moving picture film of the Cor. Cookman Ave. 4 Emory 8t. Asbury Park, N. J. great suffragette parade, held as par ASBURY PARK. M. N. SUPP, of the centennial celebration* will be No conoectloo with ur «h«T tan House and Lotnext door to the above property, Lot 60 x 400, House 7 shown in theaters throughout the stati before election next Tuesday. THE HOME Jh« RagatJho* Jtor* STRICKLI&S rooms and cellar, good condition. Possession at once. Price $3,500, easy terms. Suffragettes point to the demqnstra tlon as a powerful argument In favor of Qooct Cloth< BROAD ST. RED BANK far bttttr House and Lot, Rockwell Avenue, 6 rooms in good condition. Lot 50 x of woman suffrage. They are protK Fashionable Spring and Summer CLOTHES, BATS that more than 8,000 women and 100 J. KlilDEL 150, gqpd location. Price $1,600, easy terms. men are In line and that 75,000 persons Footwear & FURNISHINGS applauded. RED BANK THB HONE OF REGAL SHOES • Ambary Park Mouse and Lot, Union Avenue, House 10 rooms, large attic, dry cellar, Weather Forecast. Eicaluilvriy te ».m Repairing. Prescription Work bath, gas and all improvements; barn or store house, good condition and Probably showers today; tomorrow ' ttarlq App.r* Tilt Trade Mirk No JUSTICE 60FF AND THE NEW WEST END CASINO WHITMAN CONFER Likely That Prominent Law* BROADWAY THEATRE yer Will Be Retained. Reserved1 Seats on Sale One Week in Advance. Box Office Saturday NigHt Open from 9 a. m; to 10 p. m. WITNESSES ARE DISCUSSED TO-NIGHT Raporttd That Certain Policemen Know Location of "Lofty Loui»" and "Gyp th« Blood" and Th.t Mii.ing Gun- men Will Testify For ^eck«r. The Messrs. Shubert and Win. A. Brady Announce New York, Aug. 2O.~Jusriee Golf and The Great Comedy Success District Attorney Whitman held a long conference at Justice Guff's summer Otis HARLAN & Chas. GRAPEWIN home at MUlbrook, N. Y. At the con- ference final plans were laid for the ANNOUNCE John Doe Investigation that begins next "BUNTY PULLS Tuesday before Justice Goff tn an ex- traordinary session of tbe supreme court. A MONSTER Among tbe Important subjects dis- cussed between the Justice and Mr. Whitman was the matter#of retaining THE STRINGS" as a special assistant for the John Doe proceedings a well known lawyer who BY GRAHAM MOFFAT Is one of the heat—some authorities say he Is the best—Jury advocate and cross A COMEDY ACTED BY A SPECIALLY IMPORTED COMPANY examiner at the New York bar. This attorney Is expected to continue the OF 35 SCOTCH PiAYERS. John Doe inquiry with undimlnlflhed Vaudeville Show | activity while District Attorney Whit- -FOB THE BENEFIT OF- man personally is occupied later on the New York 2 Years London 2 Years John Doe Inquiry with the trials of Lieutenant Becker and others for the v murder of Herman Roseuthal. Chicago 2 Years GRAPEWIN NATIONAL BALL CLUB The list of witnesses who will be called upon to testify at the John Doe PRICES - - - 25c, 50c, 75c, $1.00, $1.50 Inquiry also was discussed by Mr. Whitman with Justice Goff. The dis- Sl.SO and $1.5O trict attorney brought to the conference ON SALE AT tbe witness .tat as now prepared and which in nil likelihood contains the FRIDAY and SATURDAY AUG. 30-31 names of the men who will testify. WARDELL & BURKE'S POST OFFICE BUILDING, - WEST END, N. J. Art Gunmen Located? The American Play Co. Presents Just before Mr. Whitman took up his work with Justice Goff an unusual story, in which the probable location of ARTISTS WILL BE "Gyp the Blood" and "Lefty Louie" figures, came to the district attorney's Adele Ritchie ears. The story concerns the probable "Within the Law" Alice Lloyd Joe Caw thorn e knowledge by Lieutenant Becker and ,ju. bis friends of where tbe two fugitive A New American Play by B\YAKD VEILLER Ha Grannan Smith & Gardner gunmen ar* at present, and the story Tom WcNaughton us it came to Mr. Whitman caused the WITH A BRILLIANT CAST INCLUDING Alma Youlan Chas. Grapewin district attorney to give it serious con- Eleanor Lanning ,'.; sideration. • ' Florence Nash Wm. B. Mack The district attorney's Informant told Georgia Lawrence JANE COWL Orme Caldara Jimmy Britt Dave Montgomery him that there Is reason for believing Anna Chance that Becker knows where "Gyp the AND MANY OTHERS ' Blood" find' "Lefty Louie" may be found now, und that Becker, with the This Play Goes Direct from Here to the New Eltinge Theatre, New York pusalve and perhaps active aid of cer- GENE SCHWARTZ At The Piano tain men lu the police department la holding back the Information which PRICES: 25-50-75-$1.00 and $1.50. SEATS NOW ON SALE would lead to the immediate capture of I the gunmen. Tbe information that came to Mr, DOESN'T LIKE HIS SPEECH. Satisfying Honor In India. Whitman continues that Becker and They hud a peculiar way of golnR certain members of tbe police force Sunday Afternoon and Evening, Sept. 1 REVOKE ORDERS TO Wilson Prepare* It In Advance, but Into bnukrnptcy among the Mnrnwaris hope to produce "Gyp the Blood" and Won't Follow II. In India, now unhappily giving wny to "Lefty Louie" when Becker is placed Sea Uirt, N. J., Ang. 20.—Application the less picturesque method of theou trial for murder, but that the Indict- Warner's Masterpiece In DISPATCH TROOPS of the tariff policies of the three po- white man. When a man could not pay ed lieutenant hopes to bring them Into ! litical parties to the fnrming InrtuBtry hla bl.»n ho would summon bin cred- court to aid his own defense. The will be the chief topic of Woodrow Wil- itors. They were ushered Into a room Becker plan as told to Mr. Whitman is MOTION PICTURES son today tn Ms speech before the In which the thnkur, or hoiiHehold god, that the two gunmen will take the Rebels Cease Interference Be- State Urnugers' picnic, at WUIimDH was enshrined, but covered np with a stand at the last moment for Becker Grove, Pu. cloth and with the face turned to the and Bwt'ur thnt they saw Jack Rose THE R E D E M F» X I O N " tween Managua and Corlnto. He distributed advance copies of a wnll in order that It might no,t witness firldgle Webber and Harry Vallon do portion of his speech. It did not satia- the scene that was to follow. The In- the actual killing of Rosentha). P fy him. Holvent would then, In garb of mourn- SOO People 3O Scenes 3 Complete Reels Wellington, Aug. 20.—Shortly before Yon will seo by reading this speech ing, He on the floor, presenting bin LEARNS SHE HAS 4 CHILDREN I midnight hist night tiie orders uf Presi- Mint I cannot prepare one In advance," back to his credftors, who, on a given No Advance in Prices. ALL SEATS lOc dent Taft directing the Tenth lufiinlry mild Dr. Wilson. "I have got to hnve signal, would fat. on him with snopR Mother Told of Quadruplets Month lo rfroceed at once frpm rannuin to Co- in audience and the warmth that and slippers and belabor him till their After Birth. rlnto, Nicaragua* were revoked. The H ax I go nlong with my speech. wrath was exhausted. Tho beating regiment, which wa« to hnve left Pan- I rant take a helpless stenographer Boston, Aug. 20.—Although four chil- finished, honor was declared to bedren were bom to Mrs. Thomas II. ama toriiiy, will remain In tlie ran a I I talk to him. It Is like cruelty to Gattftfled nil around. PT. 2. animals." 9eely of Dorchester a month ago she tone mid bolfl Itself In readlneNS lor did not know until yesterday that she MATINEE AND'NIGHT further orders. The Criterion Of Danger. was the mother of a quartet instead of This fiction WHH decided ou because Italian Ships Off Beirut. The Duke of Wellington once drove twins, .'is she hus supposed ail along. the rebels have ceased (heir Interfer- Beirut. Aulntlc Turkey, Aug. 20.—81* Sir George Warrt»nder from Windsor When she saw all four of them all cud- GALA OPERATIC TREAT ence wi til t-oaumiulcaUou between Italian warships anchored off here. in his carriage. The duke drove so fu- dled together In a crib she exclaimed Vhey hnve shown no signs of hostility, with wouder and delight. Mii migua nnd Cor!nto on the west ent the Turkish garrison Is ready to riously that Sir George, dreading every Werba and Luescher Present a Sister Triumph to Mi>t. The revolutionists are Ht111 In Ut an attack. moment that n terrible collision would The babies are belug kept in an in force nt Loon, the iHrgent city on the occur, hogged htm not t« drive HO fnst. cubutor nt tbe Dorchester Cottage hos- their Famous Success "The Spring Maid" line of the railroad from the en pi till to "Pooh, pooh!" said hia gnlce. "Where pital a [tart of the tinia and in a crib the sen. but hnve given up attempting CANNON IN KICK CONTEST. there IN no feur there la no dangor." the vest of the time. The physicians to block the pnsnage of the L'ulted "My dear duke," repMed Sir George, my they do not know of any other set States forces. Unola Jo* Accepti tha Challenge of "If fear is the criterion of danger for of quadruplets living aa long as these THE ROSE The navy hus assured the state de- •n Athletic Nonagenarian. heaven's sake stop and let me get out, have. The children are perfectly partment ih;ii iiinitT itheao cireuin- Moorhend, Minn., Aug. 29. — Uncle for I was never in such a funk in my healthy urn! they will be kept at the sljtnrotf It will he ulilu tn kaiv com- Joe Cannon, In a letter to State Sena- life."—London Mull. lu>spii:ii for 11 month metre. munication open. The cruiser GKftfof- tor Charles S. Mitrden, accepts the elial- IMAID n)H. prepared to laud Sfveml hundred lenKP of j. B. Hlnitrlifird, lined ninety, Not Afraid. bliifjnckets, will reach Corlnto today. of this city, to a "blab Kicking" con- Recruiting Officer—You realize the BITTEN, RACES 250 MILES. *«il thltt force, naval official^ say, with test. Mr. Cjinnon's reply snyst danger before you? You are not afraid DIRECT FROM A SIX MONTHS RUN IN NEW YORK CITY uf having homa sKot under you? Sod- Dog's Victim Ridet 175 on Motorcycle, the marines .pud glusJacketn ulr^dy on "I ennnot flUKftrAttha t ^fr. Blanrhnnl Then Takes Train. the scene, jnft, be nniRclent to cope first Ret n reputation before attempting ety Uecrult—Me? I had two motor Superb Company of nearly 100, including Dazzling Rosebud Garden of Gir's. with the fliuatlou for the next few to chnllenRp me In this repitrd, for. of boatH explode under mo, three nutos Austin, Tex., Aug. 20— A. D, Ander- Three Carloads of Scenery. Special Orchestra of 28 start over me and on aeroplane full son uf Dallas made a record breaking 3»ys. More marines ore due lit Oortnto _ _ irsc, his pro\ve»a In this delightful trip of 175 miles by motorcycle and opxt weok. bei]^g now en route to Colon Hport is known in nil men. In view of u-lth mo during the past social season a lone.—ruck: fifty miles by triiin, arriving here to ue from I'hUarteij^ia, and the armored the tone of deflnnce Indtrated by this treated for rabies In the State Hydro- DDIfTC j NIGHT 25c, 5Oc, 75c, $1., $1.50, $2. '•miser Colorado Is on her wny down statement*T eftiinot do otherwise than In Doubt. phobia Institute. I RIV/CiJ JMATINEE 25c, 50c, 75c, $1., $1.50 the coaBt. to accept." Ethel (Who Is not famous for her Anderson was Mttcii by a mad dog Mr. Cniinon then preset, tf* his best good IIMJ|,H) i don't see why you should in the country iuart>»Mny and, hurry- SEATS NOW ON SALE T. R. OFF FOR VERMONT. wlshot* ti> Mr. ulniH'iinnl, wuo on his call MIHS Whltmore plain. I'm sure^I Ing borne, he notified his folks and im- ninetieth birthday declared he could only wish I were half us good looking mediately act out for thin city, believ- Itinerary Today tn eludes Banntngton, beat "Uncle Jo© or any other young as she is. Fred—You are, Ethel; you ing be could make better time by mo- Rutland, Middlabury and Burlington. old boys" nt 8 high kicking contest. know you are. (And Ethel is wonder- torcycle than by rail. He got as far as New York, Aug. 20.—Colonel Hoose- The iliUc of the meet hus not been set. Ing whether he meant to compliment Uogern, 175 ml leu, when his machine veSt began this morning the first lap her.) vvus disabled, lie caught a train and ONE NIGHT ONLY, TUESDAY, SEPT. 3d. of his Speftklttg campaign which is to Th# Misiing Word. arrived! here. last until the inld-H of October. He A prospective woman tenant through Too Swe»t. The Eminent Actor will talk in Uenntngton, Vt., andthe typewriter's omission of one «H Mrs. Beach—Here is a-letter from WALKER WHITESIDE later In the day at Kuilnnd. Middle- important little word of two letters re- Charles. Mr. Bench—Read It. Mrs. PANAMA DEFIANT TO US. bury nn Lighting the Hous* of Comment. BROADWAY THEATRE. Where the Gray Halra came rrom. The I)Qut»o is very often sparing of The attitude of the comaittddliur the gris bill, it-mark* the Manchester "Within tlie -Law/' Bayard- Veiller's gpiK*nilu' of the north and the'sofith Guardian! On a quiet afternoon the gripping new play which the Ameri- toward each ether, after the final i^fr- debate will go on In the fmllim UffUt can Play Company wifi offer as the at- render. writes Mr. Thomas ; of dii\ tfl! nieiybers can hardly set- traction at the* Broadway Theatre an I'nge in his book on General Lee,^ one another's facet*, iind^tberj the clerk one that ttie world retfftrded wftft i of the 1 louse suddenly realizes that im tonlKUment, and the Am erica na-^nny I'liiiimi see the* piiper under lii^ tiuso. 1 forever look back upoirftitb pritte. la He looks up nml nii'Jtf iln houKf wrap- frustration, Mr. rase offers an en- ped in shit down. HH tum-lu>H it }>elK a gaging anecdote from Thong's memaif servant cninex In and receives lhi« dl- Of Lee. r • ' ' "' revtions fov the MftMs. TIw light la It nppeara that on the afternoon pf turned on In the attic above the pi»ss the day of the sarreoder at AppoinK- panda with the m&dertag of tin? vwi tox, Mende paid a tilomlly visit io Lee rose. !t arrives In tlio house like a fit hlsf headquarters. In the conrse^t>f shower of rain OB a summer night. the eonversatlon I^oe turned tu Slende. Btrat a faint tentntlro utim-in*?. a soft- who hod betm' associated with l>li|i Jin enlug, a sponge In tlte face, then after his ofilver of GUfXinoei'R in the "old that the deluge, and the rnnui below 1 is drenched In n mellow downpour. flrmy," and snld , plensantly: The dark spaces fiem'ftth the (xatteflM "Mende, years tire 'telling on you. drink It op like a thirsty huul. The Your hair Is getting quite gray." whole scene IH re freshed. StrsrtseW In "Ah, Oeherfll Lee." waft Mendo'a the house look ap Into \hp roof flud prompt reply, "thnt la not (ho wfcrfc of then they sit up and txjfflri a more In- years. Yoxi are resiwnslble for my telligent rending of the men and things gray hairs." ' * . beluw. Spencer and Colors. Herbert SpeiU'ev'f* notions of art w§rn Dropping the English "H." very crude. His favorite color was In the days when pneket ships ran what lie called. "Impure purple." ]pe between New York and London a wore "impure purple" gloves and, flntt- youthfnl passenger asked the Kngllsh Ing that the furniture wan a UttTe som- mute of the Clirtotlunn what there was ber, hnd o binding of "impure purple" fn the leather tubing ttround the gun- pasted around It hy ^sciunatreaa. *JH« Will Be Exhibited at wfi)i-i of the lifeboat*, *'-. f/ i „ • -htm «'>:'! •"• ','f TK»* '• cnt the first strip himself and showed "Hair, sir," he answered. her how to stick it on with paste. He **Is there anything peculiarly buoy- hod his vases filled with artificial flow- ant about hair?" asked the American ers, He wished to have evgrytiling youth. M bright about him and consequently eH- If you don't .know that you don't joyed colof. When it was suggested he know much," replied tho mate, with a could get that In real flowers lie re- look of contempt as he moved to an- plied: "Booh! They would want con- other part of the ship.. stant replenishing I" He wanted to THEMONMOUTH COUNTY The youth was huriflttated and a few know why the people should object to tlayt* later asked the captain why tmir artificial flowers in a room any more was so buoyant hi waler. That au- than to an artificial landscape.—"Home thority replied that he tliiln't know that Life With Herbert Spencer." It was and inquired why the youth thought It waa »o. Oiving Him a Choio*. "Why, sir, your mate told me that "I don't want oatmeal!" Bcreamed the there wns hi\lr in the tubes of the life- Scenes from "Within the Law," at the kid. boats to make them float when cap- Broadway Theatre, Fri. and Sat. "You const bave oatmeal," said his slied." father.^1 "Ah!" answered the captain, laugh- have been used hy Wai! Street mag- "Never force anything on a child like DON'T FAIL, TQ SEE IT. ing. "He's a Cockney; he means air." 1-r- - nates in "big business" trust building that," interposed uncle, who has theo- operations. In the play the young wo- The Sad Case of Jane Hobba. ries. "Always grlve the child a choice." man defies punishment by the au- "AH right;** said the father. "Now. Not so long ago a Lancashire'road thorities although she breaks the la-v breaker sold his wife to another IUIUI kid, you can haVe" oatmeal or you con at •will, remaining, however, always have a clip 6n the Jaw:. Which Is It?" and thought the transaction wits per- "within the law" by employing its in- fectly legal because he hod placed » equalities and technicalities as a The child took oatmeal.—Washington halter round her neck, the end ofihield for her alleged endeavors. Herald. " '- "' '• ' ' j which he put In the band of tb)e pur- Wanted Mora Light* chaser after the money.had been paid. A dealer wns explaining to a pro- This belief- rises from the custom of Double Meaning. spective woman purchaser the propel- "Umbrellas Recovered," was a sign ling mechanism of a bicycle. - olden days, when wives were actually that attracted our attention the other led Into the market place with halters rtn y, but on 1 y for a minute. We"I understand that perfectly," she W, MOUNT round their necks and sold to the best shook our heads sadly and walked on. said nt last. ''Now what makes £he purchaser. It was this custom which It would take n whole gnlaxy of clair- front wheel go* round?"—Everybody's ted to tho humorops ditty which runs: voyants and a large squad of detec- Maguzlne. "A Jolly shoemaker, John Ilobbe, he tives to get back a few of our lost rsr. nmrnrii .rune Carter; no damsel was ones.—Boston No\vs tetter. -. Anether Idol Shattared. ,+ smarter, but she was a' tartar, Jane It is norisehse to say "Lfltigh and the Hobbs. So he tied a rope to her, Jane world laughs with you." The laughing Hobbs, and like a lamb to the slaugh- Hopes He Can't. hyena Is always laughing, but tho "I don't like that new neighbor of world does not laugh with Monmoutli County Distributors ter to Hmlthfleld he brought her; but : nobody bought her, JanO Hobbs. 'Oh,yours," saldytjie grocer. , Lake News. ' ' ' ' who wants a wife?' cried Hobbs; but "Why not?" asked the old tinie cus- somehow they tell us those wife trad- tomer. Act in toe valley so that you need not Ing fellows were nil of them sellers, "He always seems surprised when I fenr those who stand oa the bill—From ! " . tell him I can change a ten dollar bill." like Hobbs."—London Spectator. the Danfsb. .. -" - - ' * ' IF YOU WANT TO BUY,. SELL OR EXCHANGE YOU CAW t>O IT THROUGH THE RECORD'S CLASSIFIED COLUMNS ' A Little Money Spent in These Columns Brings Big Returns
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