Melbourne Programme Guide

MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE

Sunday 18th October 2009

06:00 am Mass For You At Home WS G Enjoy Mass in the comfort of your own home.

06:30 am Hillsong With Brian Houston WS G Religious Program

07:00 am Totally Wild (Rpt) CC C WS Explore the natural beauty of Australia's native flora and fauna with the Totally Wild team.

07:30 am Pearlie CC C Whiter Shade Of Pale / Flower Talk It's magic in the city with Pearlie, a colourful comedy about a fashionable, urban fairy.

08:00 am Meet The Press CC WS Network Ten's premier political program. Join Paul Bongiorno as he interviews the main players on the Australian public affairs stage, and covers the issues making news in Federal politics.

08:30 am Video Hits G Video Hits is Australia's #1 music show. Hosted by Faustina 'Fuzzy' Agolley & Hayden Guppy, it features the best new music and classic tunes. Plus interviews, live event shows and huge competitions.

10:00 am Video Hits PG Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language Video Hits is Australia's #1 music show. Hosted by Faustina 'Fuzzy' Agolley & Hayden Guppy, it features the best new music and classic tunes. Plus interviews, live event shows and huge competitions.

LIVE 11:00 am Australian Moto GP 2009 WS Round 15 Australian (Race) Moto GP heads to breathtaking country side and ocean views at Victoria's Phillip Island and Casey Stoner is back in action. Can he take a podium win at home?

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC A full half hour of news with extensive coverage of local, national and international news and weather.

05:30 pm Sports Tonight CC Coverage of all the day's local, national, and international sporting news. If it happened in sports today, you'll see it on Sports Tonight.

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC PG Large Marge Guest Starring: Jan Hooks, Adam West, Burt Ward

When Marge sees Homer flirting with two women, she decides to get breast implants.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

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Sunday 18th October 2009

06:30 pm Talkin' 'bout Your Generation CC PG (Rpt) WS Hold on to your rib cages as comic & TV host Shaun Micallef and his regular team GENerals, Amanda Keller, Charlie Pickering and Josh Thomas are joined this week by Henry Roth, Rove McManus & Cassie Davis in this hilarious inter-generational quiz show.

LIVE 07:30 pm Australian Idol CC PG Final 6 WS Tonight the final 6 idols take to the stage and screen to perform the biggest hits from the movies and theatre. If you can't imagine Titanic without Celine, Wayne's World without Queen, and Chicago without all that jazz, then tonight's show is for you!

09:30 pm Rove CC M WS Join funny man and three time Gold Logie winner Rove McManus for the best celebrity interviews, live bands, special guests and loads more. Tonight's guests include: Seth Green, Barry Humphries & David Gray performing 'Fugitive'.

10:40 pm Californication (Rpt) WS MA15+ The Raw & The Cooked Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Hank and Karen throw a dinner party for a few close friends including Language, Becca and her new boyfriend, Damien. Before everyone arrives, Drug References Hank pops the question, but Karen begs for time to think it over.

Starring: David Duchovny, Natasha McElhone, Evan Handler, Madeline Zima

11:15 pm Hard Ball (Rpt) (2001) WS Conor O'Neill likes to drink, gamble & scalp tickets, but his bad habits lead to an empty pocket. A friend agrees to give him a loan on the condition that he will coach a Little League Baseball team from the Cabrini Green housing project in Chicago.

Starring: Keanu Reeves, Diane Lane, John Hawkes, Bryan Hearne

01:15 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) G

01:25 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) G

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG

02:40 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG

02:45 am Formula One Grand Prix WS Race 16 Brazilian Grand Prix Sao Paulo hosts the 71 laps of Round 16 of the Formula 1. Can Mark Webber improve his standings in Brazil and claim another podium finish in his most successful F1 season?

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Sunday 18th October 2009

05:00 am The CBS Early Show Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price, Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.

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Monday 19th October 2009

06:00 am TEN Early News CC Breaking local, national and international news, with extensive coverage of finance and the latest sport and weather. Up-to-the-minute news brought to you first by TEN News.

07:00 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

07:05 am Dinosaur King G The Dinosaurs are back, and they're bigger, badder and better than ever as they race around the world and through time to save their parents and battle new and more nefarious enemies.

07:25 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

07:30 am Scope CC C Invertebrates WS Join Dr Rob as he SCOPES out how to manage some crustacean populations, get slimy with some slugs and find out exactly what is a cephalopod, and what makes them special.

08:00 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

08:05 am Rollbots G Welcome to Flip City, home of the Rollbots. Armed with specialised BotMods, these remarkable 'bots can retract their limbs, curl up into a ball and roll like mad! Get ready for a high speed roll down the trax!

08:25 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CC P WS Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to some great songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.

09:00 am 9am With David & Kim CC PG WS David Reyne and Kim Watkins look at the news, views and issues that matter to you and your lifestyle; and bring you the latest from the worlds of cooking, celebrity, fashion and health.

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Monday 19th October 2009

11:00 am TEN News CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international news with analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus on health, social and environmental issues.

12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC PG What Do You Fear? Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.

01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show (Rpt) CC PG Ruby, Little People Just Married: The New Stars Of Reality TV Meet the stars taking reality TV by storm! Ruby Gettinger talks about her weight loss and why she's determined to get healthy. Meet the couple from "Little People: Just Married", and we're going behind the scenes with "Jon & Kate Plus 8."

02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CC PG WS Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia's top chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted by Peter Everett.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Dharma & Greg (Rpt) PG The Cat's Out Of The Bag Sexual References Guest Starring: Penn & Teller

Trying to help the Montgomery's non-existent sex life, Dharma takes Kitty to her local neighborhood erotica store, where they naturally run into Abby and Larry. While Jane is away at a Star Trek convention, Dharma & Greg look after her cat, Mister Boots

Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson

04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that are informative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.

04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G Guess Who's Coming To Criticize Dinner? Homer becomes the Springfield Shopper's new food critic, but raises the anger of restaurateurs by panning their cooking.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith

06:30 pm Neighbours CC G WS Declan's future is under threat thanks to Harry; Kate finally stands up to Amanda; and Lyn refuses to admit she needs Lou's help.

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Monday 19th October 2009

07:00 pm The 7PM Project CC PG WS The news but not as you know it. Join Charlie Pickering, Carrie Bickmore and Dave Hughes, along with correspondents James Mathison and MTV's Ruby Rose as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

SEASON FINALE 07:30 pm Are You Smarter Than A 5th CC Grader? WS It is embarrassing, entertaining and downright torture for our contestants as they try to prove that they are smarter than a 5th grader. Hosted by Rove McManus. Tonight's guests include: Dr Chris Brown

08:30 pm Good News Week CC WS Join Paul McDermott along with team members Mikey Robins and Claire Hooper as they decipher, dissect, deconstruct and hilariously misrepresent the news from the week. Tonight's guests include: Liz Ellis, Tom Gleeson and Corinne Grant.

10:00 pm Little Britain USA CC MA15+ WS Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Guest Starring: Rosie O'donnell Language, Nudity Old favourites Lou & Andy, receptionist Carol Beer, Bubbles DeVere & Fat Fighter Marjorie Dawes join a host of new characters including retired astronaut Bing Gordyn as this classic British sketch show takes over the U.S.A. Guest starring Rosie O'Donnell.

Starring: David Walliams, Matt Lucas

10:35 pm Nurse Jackie WS M Daffodil Sexual References, Some Coarse Jackie and Zoey switch to the night shift where Zoey quickly learns Language, things are a lot different after dark: more drunks and drugtakers, less Drug References kids.

Starring: Edie Falco, Peter Facinelli, Eve Best, Haaz Sleiman, Merritt Wever

11:10 pm TEN Late News With Sports CC Tonight Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverage and analysis of the major national and international stories. This is must-see television for those wanting the latest and most comprehensive news and sports information.

11:55 pm Medium (Rpt) CC M The One Behind The Wheel Some Violence WS Waking up from a dream that allows a mysterious woman to take possession of her body, Allison is freaked out and sneaks out of the house. Joe seeks Scanlon's help when her new identity refuses to leave her body.

Starring: Patricia Arquette, Jake Weber, Miguel Sandoval, Sofia Vassilieva, Maria Lark, David Cubitt

12:45 am The Late Show With David WS PG Letterman Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

01:30 am Home Shopping

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Monday 19th October 2009

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG Religious Program

03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG Religious Program

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny WS G Hinn Religious Program

03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG

04:00 am The CBS Early Show Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price, Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.

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Tuesday 20th October 2009

07:30 am Totally Wild CC C WS The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CC P WS Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to some great songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.

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Tuesday 20th October 2009

11:00 am TEN News CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international news with analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus on health, social and environmental issues.

12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC M Omaha Mall Shooter Mom Speaks With Dr. Phil Adult Themes Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.

01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show CC PG Medical Mistakes: Dr. Oz Talks To Actor Dennis Quaid Guest Starring: Dennis Quaid

Actor Dennis Quaid talks about the simple mistake that nearly killed his newborn twins. Then, meet the woman who underwent a mastectomy, but never had breast cancer! Plus, Dr. Oz shares a checklist on how to prevent medical mistakes from happening to you.

02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CC PG WS Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia's top chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted by Peter Everett.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Dharma & Greg (Rpt) PG Spring Forward, Fall Down Sexual References Spring fever hits klutzy Dharma, moving her to dance naked on the roof in full view of a newscast helicopter, carpet the apartment with live grass and enter a ballroom dancing contest at the Montgomery's posh country club.

Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson

04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that are informative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.

04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G E-I-E-I- (Annoyed Grunt) Guest Starring: The B-52's

The Simpsons relocate to a farm, where Homer produces a tomato that is highly addictive.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith

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Tuesday 20th October 2009

06:30 pm Neighbours CC G WS It's the day of the Deb - will it end in disaster? And will Declan step in to be Kate's Deb partner?

07:30 pm The Spearman Experiment CC WS Hosted by Magda Szubanski, The Spearman Experiment is a pop-culture program that uses online polling to count down and rank the nation's most celebrated moments. This is a countdown show that's interactive, current and very much 'of the people'.

08:30 pm NCIS CC Good Cop, Bad Cop WS Starring: Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, David McCallum, Pauley Perrette, Sean Murray

09:30 pm Lie To Me CC WS The group is called in to help determine a football player's innocence or guilt, and Lightman and ex-wife Zoe work together against an old rival.

Starring: Tim Roth, Kelli Williams, Brendan Hines, Monica Raymund

10:30 pm TEN Late News With Sports CC Tonight Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverage and analysis of the major national and international stories. This is must-see television for those wanting the latest and most comprehensive news and sports information.

11:15 pm The Late Show With David WS PG Letterman Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

12:00 am Tell Me You Love Me WS This relationship drama follows the lives of three couples in committed relationships, but have intimacy problems. Jamie & Hugo have doubts about fidelity, Carolyn & Palek are trying to have a baby, while Katie & David are parents without time for sex.

Starring: Ally Walker, Adam Scott, Sonya Walger, Jane Alexander

01:00 am Home Shopping

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG Religious Program

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Tuesday 20th October 2009

03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG Religious Program

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny WS G Hinn Religious Program

03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG

04:00 am The CBS Early Show Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price, Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.

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Wednesday 21st October 2009

07:30 am Totally Wild CC C WS The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CC P WS Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to some great songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.

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Wednesday 21st October 2009

11:00 am TEN News CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international news with analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus on health, social and environmental issues.

12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC M Little Lost Boy Adult Themes Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.

01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show CC PG Oprah's Most Jaw-Dropping Performances Guest Starring: Chris Angel

See the Chris Angel performance that had us all hyperventilating when the world's greatest magician performed on our show! Then, Simon Cowell calls him "one of the best" -- meet the $100 million man who's taking Vegas by storm.

02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CC PG WS Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia's top chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted by Peter Everett.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Dharma & Greg (Rpt) PG Much Ado During Nothing Sexual References When Jane breezes in to claim custody of Dharma's stuffed duck, Dharma explains to Greg that it's a trophy held by whoever has had sex in the unlikeliest place. Having fallen asleep during sex the night before, the couple decide to spice up their sex life

Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson

04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that are informative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.

04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G Grift Of The Magi Guest Starring: Gary Coleman, Tim Robbins, Clarence Clemons

As the Christmas holiday approaches, Springfield Elementary closes its doors for financial reasons, only to reopen when a mysterious organisation steps in to help.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith

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Wednesday 21st October 2009

06:30 pm Neighbours CC G WS Kate dances for her life; and what's Lucas' secret?

07:30 pm Celebrity MasterChef CC WS This week's contestants are fashion designer Alex Perry, Australian cricketer Simon Katich & comedian/author Wendy Harmer. Only one of tonight's contestants will make it through to the semi-finals as the judges decide who produces the best dishes.

08:30 pm NCIS: Los Angeles CC Killshot WS When a U.S citizen of North Korean descent is killed, information relating to classified software is thought to be lost. That is until the team uncovers a suspect from Director Vance's past.

Starring: Chris O'donnell, Ll Cool J, Rocky Carroll, Peter Cambor, Daniela Ruah

09:30 pm Three Rivers CC Ryan's First Day WS Dr Andy Yablonski and his team try to save an 18-year-old college student in need of a double lung transplant but run into a road block that might not allow her to be eligible for a new transplant.

Starring: Alex O'loughlin, Katherine Moennig, Alfre Woodard, Daniel Henney, Justina Machado

11:15 pm The Late Show With David WS PG Letterman Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

12:00 am Eureka WS If You Build IT... Eureka's teenagers appear to have been manipulated while asleep and gather in a field where they assemble a strange structure.

01:00 am Home Shopping

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG Religious Program

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Wednesday 21st October 2009

03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG Religious Program

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny WS G Hinn Religious Program

03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) G

04:00 am The CBS Early Show Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price, Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.

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Thursday 22nd October 2009

07:05 am Horseland G Saddle-up and take a ride with the gang from Horseland! Follow the antics and adventures of a group of kids as they raise, race and ride their horses on the Horseland Ranch

07:30 am Totally Wild CC C WS The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CC P WS Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to some great songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.

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Thursday 22nd October 2009

11:00 am TEN News CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international news with analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus on health, social and environmental issues.

12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC M An Addict In The Family Drug References, Adult Themes Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.

01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show (Rpt) CC PG Why Jamie Lee Curtis Posed Nude At 50 Guest Starring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Salma Hayek

Find out why actress Jamie Lee Curtis posed nude at almost fifty, and how she stays vibrant as she ages. Plus, new mum Salma Hayek is here to talk about her baby daughter and announce a new challenge aimed at helping mothers around the world.

02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CC PG WS Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia's top chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted by Peter Everett.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Dharma & Greg (Rpt) PG Invasion Of The Buddy Snatchers Sexual References Guest Starring: Dick Clark

When Greg hosts a poker game, Dharma takes advantage of the occasion to meet his buddies. Jealousy surfaces though as she begins privately advising them on personal matters - including bankruptcy, impotence, and a serious crush one of the men has on Greg.

Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson

04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that are informative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.

04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G The Mansion Family Guest Starring: Britney Spears

The Simpsons look after Burns' mansion when the billionaire leaves town for a medical exam.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith

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Thursday 22nd October 2009

06:30 pm Neighbours CC G WS Dan fuels Elle's doubts about a future with Lucas - will he destroy his relationship with his brother? And Susan discovers Callum's hiding something.

07:30 pm Glee CC Vitamin D WS Will challenges the New Directions kids to a healthy dose of competition with boys against girls in a mashup showdown. Meanwhile, Terri takes a job as the school nurse, despite having no medical experience, to keep an eye on Will.

Starring: Matthew Morrison, Chris Colfer, Jayma Mays, Lea Michele, Kevin McHale

08:30 pm Rush CC WS Stella makes a critical mistake in a negotiation that puts her girlfriend at risk.

Starring: Callan Mulvey, Catherine McClements, Jolene Anderson, Samuel Johnson, Rodger Corser

09:30 pm Burn Notice CC M Lesser Evil Some Violence WS Guest Starring: Tricia Helfer, Michael Shanks

Michael gets to know Victor's motivation and his connection to Carla after capturing him. When the truth about Carla's organization is revealed, everyone is put in danger.

Starring: Jeffery Donovan, Gabrielle Anwar, Bruce Campbell, Sharon Gless

11:15 pm The Late Show With David WS PG Letterman Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

12:00 am The Poker Star WS Who can bluff their way through to be the last player standing and earn a place as Joe Hachem's apprentice in the reality series The Poker Star?

01:00 am Home Shopping

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

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Thursday 22nd October 2009

02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG Religious Program

03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG Religious Program

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny WS G Hinn Religious Program

03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) G

04:00 am The CBS Early Show Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price, Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.

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Friday 23rd October 2009

07:05 am Avatar: The Legend Of Aang G The Earth King When the hostile Fire Nation threatens to enslave the Water, Earth and Air Nations, a reluctant and irresponsible boy must face his destiny as the Avatar, the Chosen One who can restore the world order.

07:30 am Totally Wild CC C WS The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

08:05 am Bakugan G Mysterious cards appear in front of the children of the world, with the powers to summon monsters from an alternate dimension.

08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CC P WS Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to some great songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.

11:00 am TEN News CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international news with analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus on health, social and environmental issues.

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Friday 23rd October 2009

12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC M Killer Texting Adult Themes Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.

01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show (Rpt) CC PG Oprah's Most Memorable Guests Adult Themes We're looking back at some of Oprah's most memorable guests, from our visit to the Yearning For Zion polygamist ranch, and the former evangelical leader whose gay sex and drug scandal made headlines, to a married male college professor who became a woman.

02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CC PG WS Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia's top chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted by Peter Everett.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Dharma & Greg PG Ringing Up Baby Sexual References, Adult Themes After supermarket checkout girl Donna reveals that she has been dumped by her boyfriend just as she is about to have his child, Dharma brings her home for the night. Donna gets a bright idea: why doesn't she give the baby to Dharma & Greg?

Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson

04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that are informative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.

04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G Saddlesore Gallactica Guest Starring: Fred Turner, Randy Bachman

Homer and Bart discover the ups and downs of horse racing.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith

06:30 pm Neighbours CC G WS Dan and Lucas are torn apart by Dan's stance on Elle; the Ramsay family's future is under threat.

07:00 pm The 7PM Project CC PG WS The news but not as you know it. Join some of Australia's funniest and smartest, as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

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Friday 23rd October 2009

07:30 pm The Simpsons Hour (Rpt) CC PG Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Guest Starring: Ron Howard, Penn & Teller

Homer becomes an instant celebrity when he bowls a perfect game. But when his fame fades away, he lavishes his time on baby Maggie.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith

08:00 pm The Simpsons Hour (Rpt) CC PG D'oh-In The Wind Guest Starring: Martin Mull, George Carlin

Homer embraces his newly discovered hippie heritage.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

08:30 pm Election (Rpt) (1999) CC M WS Sex Scenes, Some Coarse High school teacher Jim McAllister has a particular dislike for student Language, Tracy Flick. When Tracy runs unopposed for the student election, Jim Drug Use, makes it his mission to ensure she is beaten to the position by the Adult Themes school's popular varsity football player.

Starring: Matthew Broderick, Reese Witherspoon, Chris Klein, Jessica Campbell, Phil Reeves

10:30 pm Go Girls WS Faking IT (September) Kevin's dreams come true; Amy has the hangover from hell; and Cody finds true love.

Starring: Anna Hutchison, Jay Ryan, Alix Bushnell, Bronwyn Turei

11:30 pm TEN Late News CC Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverage and analysis of the major national and international stories. This is must-see television for those wanting the latest and most comprehensive news and sports information.

12:00 am Sports Tonight CC If your passion is sport then Sports Tonight delivers the goods with unprecedented coverage of all sports from Australia and around the world. If it happened in sports today, you'll see it on Sports Tonight.

12:30 am The Late Show With David WS PG Letterman Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

01:15 am Angel (Rpt) Blood Money Angel is a vampire with a soul. He has arrived in Los Angeles to leave his past behind and find a place that he can call his own.

02:00 am Pirate Master WS PG Join 16 modern-day pirates as they embark on a high seas adventure around the Caribbean island of Dominica in search of hidden treasure that will total $1 million. Over the course of 33 days, the pirates will live aboard a massive 179-foot pirate ship.

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Friday 23rd October 2009

02:50 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) G

03:00 am Home Shopping

03:30 am Home Shopping

04:00 am Home Shopping

04:30 am Home Shopping

05:00 am Home Shopping

05:30 am Home Shopping

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Saturday 24th October 2009

06:00 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

06:05 am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: G Wedding Bells And Bytes Back To The Sewer A cartoon about four mutant turtles, raised in the New York City sewers by Master Splinter, who teaches them how to be experts at martial arts.

06:30 am Dragon Ball Z (Rpt) G Five years have passed since the defeat of Piccolo, the world is enjoying a long reign of peace, but this peace is forever shattered when a mighty Saiyan warrior named Raditz comes searching of his younger brother, Goku!

07:05 am Chaotic (Rpt) G Tom and Kaz delve deeper into Chaotic and quickly confront freaky new Creatures, uncover strange new Locations and scan awesome new BattleGear and Mugic.

07:20 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

07:30 am Spongebob Squarepants (Rpt) G Wormy/ Patty Hype Deep down in the Pacific Ocean in the city of Bikini Bottom lives a square yellow sea sponge. SpongeBob lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, loves his job as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab, and has a knack for getting into trouble without trying.

07:55 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

08:00 am iCarly G I Want A World Record Carly is a teenager who lives with her twenty-six year old brother and guardian Spencer, and produces her own web casts from a studio she constructed in the attic of her home.

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Saturday 24th October 2009

08:30 am H20: Just Add Water (Rpt) CC C WS Three teenage girls - all different - suddenly find they've got extraordinary power over water. Their lives will change forever. They'll learn more about their own potential and the power of friendship.

09:00 am Totally Wild (Rpt) CC C WS Explore the natural beauty of Australia's native flora and fauna with the Totally Wild team.

09:30 am Pearlie CC C Dot Between The Eyes / Ratopia It's magic in the city with Pearlie, a colourful comedy about a fashionable, urban fairy.

12:00 pm Out Of The Blue CC PG Adult Themes WS The mission to find Tracy escalates into a full scale police operation as we discover Tracy is being held hostage in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Paul surprises a reticent Gabby with a beachside champagne breakfast and marriage proposal.

Starring: Clayton Watson, Katherine Hicks, Charlotte Gregg, Diane Craig, Zoe Carides, Daniel Henshall, Ryan Johnson

12:30 pm Out Of The Blue CC PG Adult Themes WS With Tracy still missing, Jarrod helps save Bec's career when he gives a statement regarding her treatment on the night his wife was found. In a moment of emotional confusion, they almost share a kiss leaving Jarrod to wonder what just happened.

Starring: Clayton Watson, Katherine Hicks, Charlotte Gregg, Diane Craig, Zoe Carides, Daniel Henshall, Ryan Johnson

01:00 pm Big Cat Diary WS G Kenya's Masai Mara is one of the most extraordinary places in the world to watch lions, leopards and cheetahs in their natural environment. Big Cat Diary tracks the exploits of the feline families, where dramatic highs are met with tragic lows.

02:00 pm Life Is Wild WS PG Heritage Day Life Is Wild is a family drama that explores the issues of combining two families into one. When things fall apart for New Yorker Danny Clark, he packs up his second wife and their kids and moves to his father-in-law's gaming reserve in South Africa.

03:00 pm One Tree Hill WS Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly Quentin's death brings sorrow to Tree Hill, Brooke continues to hide the truth of her attack which strains her friendship with Peyton; and Lucas meets Quentin's grief-stricken family.

Starring: Chad Michael Murray, Sophia Bush, James Lafferty, Hilarie Burton

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Saturday 24th October 2009

04:00 pm MacGyver (Rpt) PG Thin Ice Some Violence When a promising high-school student gets a shot at the pros, his callous attitude and ambition land an opponent in the hospital, leading MacGyver to try and convince him of his true talent.

Starring: Richard Dean Anderson

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC A full half hour of news with extensive coverage of local, national and international news and weather.

05:30 pm Sports Tonight CC Coverage of all the day's local, national, and international sporting news. If it happened in sports today, you'll see it on Sports Tonight.

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC PG Eight Misbehavin' Guest Starring: Butch Patrick, Jan Hooks, Garry Marshall

Apu is driven to the brink when his wife, Manjula, gives birth to octuplets.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith

NETWORK PREMIERE 06:30 pm Flicka (2006) CC WS A 16 year old Wyoming girl on a break from boarding school, claims a wild horse as her own in an effort to prove to her father that she is capable of one day taking over the family ranch.

Starring: Tim McGraw, Maria Bello, Alison Lohman, Ryan Kwanten

08:30 pm What Lies Beneath (Rpt) (2000) CC WS Norman and Claire Spencer are a seemingly happily married couple who uncover a terrible secret so disturbing it threatens to destroy them. When Claire begins to believe that their lakeside Vermont home is haunted, she contemplates her own insanity.

Starring: Harrison Ford, Michelle Pfeiffer, Miranda Otto, James Remar

11:05 pm Dexter WS MA15+ Go Your Own Way Frequent Coarse Language, Dexter and Miguel try a game of manipulation. Rita is impressed by Strong Adult Themes Miguel's wedding gift. Debra has second thoughts on her relationship with Anton.

12:05 am Rock Of Love CC WS Since the days of heavy metal and spandex, women around the globe have worshipped 80's rock bad-boy Bret Michaels. Now, some lucky ladies get their chance for an 'Access-All-Areas' pass to Bret's heart and to share in his superstar lifestyle.

12:55 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS M They Shoot Single People, Don't They? Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language Carrie thinks she enjoys being single, until she's late for a photo shoot and gets a bad picture on a magazine cover. Samantha dates William, a club owner, who lies about their possible future together.

Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

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Saturday 24th October 2009

01:25 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS M Four Women And A Funeral Sexual References, Some Coarse Language After one of Carrie's friend dies from heroine abuse, she reflects on how fast time goes by and decides to call Big.

Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

01:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) G

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Home Shopping

03:00 am Home Shopping

03:30 am Home Shopping

04:00 am Bayless Conley WS G Religious Program

04:30 am Leading The Way With Dr. WS G Michael Youssef Religious Program

05:00 am Hour Of Power WS G Religious Program

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