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Bongocomics.Com ©2013 BONGO ENTERTAINMENT, INC 2013 2013 99511 bongocomics.com ©2013 BONGO ENTERTAINMENT, INC. THE SIMPSONS TM & © TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX FILM CORPORATION. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. 7 98342 02851 5 MAGGIE'S MIXED-UP MAZE find maggie's path to THE HAPPY LITTLE ELVES' FOREST OF FUN™⁄ be sure to avoid all ANGRY BABIES, MISCHIEVOUS BROTHERS, and HOSTILE CARTOON CHARACTERS⁄ SERGIO ARAGONÉS NATHAN HAMILL KAREN BATES NATHAN KANE puzzle maestro colors letters editor every day, ˆ pray it will be ¯ahem!˘ y-you’re different...but RIGHT, of course! ˆ tell you, it NEVER is! a momentary edna...the WAITING never is never is LAPSE... is always the never is... WORST part! get it get a GRIP, together, seymour! we mister! ˆ hear you, can’t afford here they seymour! to show COME⁄ WEAKNESS⁄ MODELMODEL CITIZENCITIZEN SIMPSONSIMPSON EEEEEEKK⁄ nyaah! good morning, principal skinner! good morning, mrs. krabappel! PAUL JAMES DAN NATHAN KAREN BILL KUPPERBERG LLOYD DAVIS HAMILL BATES MORRISON script pencils inks colors letters editor COVER BY JASON HO, MIKE ROTE, AND NATHAN KANE BONGO COMICS are published by Bongo Entertainment, Inc., P.O. Box 1963, Santa Monica, CA 90406-1963. ©2013 Bongo Entertainment, Inc. The Simpsons TM & © Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. All rights reserved. Neither this comic nor any portion of it may be used or reproduced for any purpose whatsoever without the express written permission of Bongo Entertainment, Inc. Printed by TC Transcontinental Montreal, QC, Canada. 3/8/13 uhhhh... ...and yet it what was ˆ-ˆ’m not LOOKED like bart THAT¿⁄ sure! it was after you, simpson! pleasant, ladies! smiling, and he must POLITE... be UP to something! ACH⁄ AWAY with what IS his ye, lad! ˆ’ll not be scheme?! fallin’ for any of oh, this is just your DEMON OOOF⁄ DISGUSTING⁄ TRICKS-- excuse me, LISA⁄ what groundskeeper is your brother willie, sir. ˆ UP to? ¯sigh!˘ believe you what’s dropped he done this...? NOW¿⁄ uh-oh! this CAN’T he’s being... be good! POLITE⁄ later... all morning ...so either he’s been it’s been QUIET... replaced by a CLONE...or TOO quiet!! bart’s this is just the CALM behavior has been before the storm! PERFECT... ¯gasp!˘ h-he’s HERE⁄ YEEEEK⁄ excuse me, lunchlady doris, may ˆ have some... HA⁄ ˆ knew it was just a matter of TIME⁄ b-but, ˆ’ve GOT you principal skinner, NOW⁄ sir, all ˆ did was ask for lunch! that won’t he’s RIGHT⁄ be necessary, bart! he didn’t do bu-bu-but... just GO⁄ nothing, ˆ... ˆ just... ˆ can’t stand PANICKED⁄ gosh, the thought what a mess! of you seeing ˆ’d be happy to me cry... help clean it up, sir! YOU’RE the boss, principal skinner! soon... hey, simpson...! ..heads up! haw haw! STEADY, boys! you lost your WHA--¿⁄ don’t ooooh, ball, dude! nelson... he could come you wanna get back at us with catch! BACK at me or ANYTHING⁄ nothin’? finally, the 3:00 bell... hey, accidents happen! ˆ’m cool! ¯gulp!˘ now ¯sob!˘ LATER, pal! he’s got me why, oh WHY waiting for his does he keep payback! good afternoon, tormenting principal skinner! us?!? good afternoon, mrs. krabappel! STRENGTH, edna! perhaps tomorrow he’ll be back to if ONLY ˆ have a committing could TRULY GREAT rest of atrocities! believe that, the day! seymour! ...and do your homework! don’t even before you THINK about playing of course, say a single word, before... mom! homework young man, you BEFORE play! ˆ’ll march straight also clean my upstairs... room before ˆ go! HOMER⁄ ˆ think something’s wrong with bart!! ˆ am most something sorry, principal worth interrupting skinner, but ˆ “are you smarter must cut you than a tv off now... producer” for?! anyway, the ...not because sugar buzz has made you are all hopped ˆ understand, apu! a perfectly me forget the cause up on cherry squishees, of my misery! but because you have rational business maxed out your decision. and, debit card! apparently, my ADDRESS as well! ah, sweet sugar... mother will be the excruciating pain getting worried! pardon yipes! now ˆ in my left eyeball is ˆ’d better hurry us, principal remember!! WORTH the jittery home... skinner! forgetfulness! have a good evening, sir! hmm! now WHERE do ˆ live again...? look out, MOTHER⁄ ya idiot! SPRINGFIELD OIL.
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