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Alex Kurland/ Senior Staff page 2 / campustimes.org news / Sunday, May 18, 2013 Co m m e n c e m e n t Ce r e m o n i e s The School of Nursing The College of Arts, Sciences & Engineering Friday, May 16, 1:00 p.M. The school of medicine & Dentistry Sunday, May 18, 9:00 A.M. Kodak Hall, Eastman School of Music Master’s Degree Eastman Quadrangle, River Campus Saturday, May 17, 12:15 p.M. Kilbourn Hall, Eastman School of Music The Eastman School of Music The School of Medicine & Dentistry Sunday, May 18, 11:15 A.M. Friday, May 16, 4:00 p.M. Kodak Hall, Eastman School of Music Kodak Hall, Eastman School of Music The Margaret Warner School of Education & Human Development Saturday, May 17, 2:30 p.M. The William E. Simon School Doctoral Degree Ceremony Kodak Hall, Eastman School of Music of Business Administration Saturday, May 17, 9:30 A.M. Sunday, June 8, 10:00 a.M. Kodak Hall, Eastman School of Music Kodak Hall, Eastman School of Music

Co l l e g e Di p l o m a Ce r e m o n i e s Department Location Time (Sunday, May 18) African American Studies Room 321, Morey Hall 2:00 p.m. American Sign Language Lander Auditorium, Hutchison Hall 1:15 p.m. Anthropology Lander Auditorium, Hutchison Hall 11:15 a.m. Archaeology, Technology & Historical Structures Sloan Auditorium. Goergen Hall 12:45 P.m. Art & Art History M&T Bank Ballroom, Memorial Art Gallery 11:30 a.m. Biochemistry 1962 Auditorium, Arthur Kornberg Medical Research Building 11:15 a.m. Biology Palestra, Goergen Athletic Center 11:00 A.m. Biomedical Engineering Kodak Hall at Eastman Theatre, Eastman School of Music 2:30 p.m. Brain & Cognitive Sciences Palestra, Goergen Athletic Center 1:15 P.m. Business Hubbell Auditorium, Hutchinson Hall 1:15 P.m. Chemistry May Room, Wilson Commons 2:00 p.m. Chemical Engineering Kodak Hall at Eastman Theatre, Eastman School of Music 2:30 p.m. Computer Science Kodak Hall at Eastman Theatre, Eastman School of Music 2:30 p.m. Earth & Environmental Sciences Hoyt Auditorium, Hoyt Hall 1:15 p.m. Economics Strong Auditorium 11:15 a.m. Electrical & Computer Engineering Kodak Hall at Eastman Theatre, Eastman School of Music 2:30 p.m. Engineering & Applied Science Kodak Hall at Eastman Theatre, Eastman School of Music 2:30 p.m. English Hubbell Auditorium, Hutchison Hall 3:30 p.m. Film & Media Studies Hawkins-Carlson Room, Rush Rhees Library 2:00 p.m. Geomechanics Kodak Hall at Eastman Theatre, Eastman School of Music 2:30 p.m. Hajim School of Engineering & Applied Sciences Kodak Hall at Eastman Theatre, Eastman School of Music 2:30 p.m. History Hubbell Auditorium, Hutchison Hall 11:15 A.m. Individualized Interdepartmental Studies Room 2-162, Dewey Hall 12:45 P.m. Integrated Sciences Room 2-162, Dewey Hall 12:45 p.m. Linguistics Lower Level, Interfaith Chapel 2:30 p.m. Mathematics Sanctuary, Interfaith Chapel 3:30 p.m. Mechanical Engineering Kodak Hall at Eastman Theatre, Eastman School of Music 2:30 p.m. Microbiology 1962 Auditorium, Arthur Kornberg Medical Research Building 1:15 p.m. Modern Languages & Cultures Lower Level, Interfaith Chapel 11:15 a.m. Music Hawkins-Carlson Room, Rush Rhees Library 11:15 a.m. Neuroscience Palestra, Goergen Athletic Center 3:30 P.m. Optics Kodak Hall at Eastman Theatre, Eastman School of Music 2:30 p.m. Philosophy Sanctuary, Interfaith Chapel Sanctuary 11:15 p.m. Physics & Astronomy Hoyt Auditorium, Hoyt Hall 11:15 a.m. Political Science & International Relations Strong Auditorium 1:15 P.m. Psychology Strong Auditorium 3:30 p.m. Public Health - Related Programs Sanctuary, Interfaith Chapel 2:00 p.m. Religion & Classics May Room, Wilson Commons 11:15 a.m. Statistics Sanctuary, Interfaith Chapel 3:30 p.m. Women’s Studies Welles-Brown Room, Rush Rhees Library 1:15 p.m.

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by Julia sklar since 1988. Senior Staff In addition, he is the author of several bestselling non-fiction MSNBC news anchor Chris books, among them “Elusive Matthews will give the address Hero,” an in-depth look at the at Sunday’s 164th College complex life of John F. Kennedy, commencement ceremony as which spent 12 consecutive the class of 2014 prepares to weeks on The New York Times’ graduate. bestseller list. Matthews, known for being Matthews graduated from the a tough political commentator, College of the Holy Cross in currently hosts a nightly, hour- Worcester, Massachusetts in 1967 long talk show called “Hardball with a degree in economics. After With Chris Matthews,” which graduation, he spent two years began its run in 1997. His with the Peace Corps in Swaziland featured guests are exclusively before continuing on to the political pundits and elected University of North Carolina at officials. Chapel Hill for graduate work in Before moving to journalism, economics, although he did not Matthews spent several years in complete his degree. Washington, D.C., serving as a Past UR commencement staff member for four different speakers have included former Democratic Congressmen. US Secretary of Energy Steven

He acted as a presidential Courtesy of Chetly Zarko Chu ’70 in 2013, former Brown speechwriter during the Carter News anchor and talk show host Chris Matthews will deliver UR’s commencement address on Sunday, May 18. University president Ruth administration and held the Simmons in 2012, Chairman position of top aide to then a teenager, watching the historic graduates will face.” international relations major and CEO of Xerox Ursula Burns Speaker of the House Tip O’Neill rivalry between John F. Kennedy Although Matthews might have Carla Graff said. in 2011, and Wegmans CEO in the 1980s, among other and Richard M. Nixon. a clear outlook on the current Even in his capacity as a Danny Wegman in 2010. political accomplishments. “He is a respected voice in political climate graduates will journalist, Matthews has never In addition to giving this Beginning in 1987, however, American politics, as well as a face, some students feel that those strayed from his interest with year’s commencement address, Matthews moved to a reporting presidential and Washington issues might be too specific for a politics, but he has nonetheless Matthews will also receive an relationship with politics, starting historian,” President Joel commencement address. covered a wide variety of events honorary doctor of letters degree as the Washington, D.C. bureau Seligman said in a University press “I just think that there could within that niche, including from UR, which will be the 29th chief for the San Francisco release. “He provides insights be someone more relevant to the the fall of the Berlin Wall, the honorary degree Matthews has Chronicle, a position he held and perspectives that enrich our larger idea of commencement and first post-Apartheid election in received. until 2000. Matthews initially understanding of current issues, with a more general appeal to South Africa, and every American Sklar is a member of became interested in politics as including the challenges our May the greater student body,” senior presidential election campaign the class of 2014. Recent report highlights effects of The Great Recession on college graduates by Rachael Sanguinetti disadvantage. “Graduates market at a weak period like we nationwide unemployment rate the same solutions that will bring Editor-In-Chief entering the workforce today are in now.” is likely to stay above 6% for the the unemployment rate of young will have reduced earnings for This disproportion in salary next three to four years. Shierholtz workers down,” she said. “The There has been a large increase 10-15 years,” Shierholtz said. is not unique to the Great concludes the report by stating most direct way to quickly bring over the past seven years in the “The good news is that the Recession, however – in times that the unemployment rate of down the unemployment rate number of students who graduate evidence also suggests that most of labor market weakness, young workers is equal to that of young workers is to institute high school or college and “idle,” of these workers will get back on young peope often experience of the rest of the labor market. measures that would boost a recent study has shown. The the trajectory they would have disproportionate starting salaries. “That means the solutions that aggregate demand.” term “idle” in this context refers been on if they hadn’t had the The report states that the growth will bring the unemployment Sanguinetti is a member of to students that do not enter the misfortune of entering the labor of the job market is slow and the rate down more broadly are also the class of 2015. job market or return to school for higher education. According to the report, presented by the Economic 2IÀFHRI$GPLVVLRQV Policy Institute (EPI), the number of idling students rose Continuing Student Scholarships from 13.7% in 2007 to 17.7% in 2010 and has not improved Paola’s in recent years. The number of 7KH2IÀFHRI$GPLVVLRQVLVSURXGWR college graduates who are neither BURRITO PLACE DQQRXQFHLWVDQQXDOVFKRODUVKLSVIRU employed nor enrolled in further UHWXUQLQJXQGHUJUDGXDWHVWXGHQWV education rose from 8.4% in 2007 to 11.6% in 2010. 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MANAGING EDITOR but this time in the drugged-up, JF: You guys really JF: Do you have a favorite boozed-up, pressure-cooker jungle After nearly two years had a reputation as the We basically built this It’s never easy choosing what that is college. It promises to be a of dominating the campus campus pranksters. movies to watch, especially when goofy send-up to the American radio scene with their often PA: Yeah, we’re actually not argument up over the financial constraint and limited collegiate experiencethus making uncomfortable, always nuts about that title. That all just time are thrown into the mix. it essential viewing for university outrageous brand of humor, stemmed from that one prank course of the show, and Below are a few upcoming June students nationwide. For the WRUR’s infamous radio we did. We wanted to be way eventually we started movies that I feel show promise. general public, the movie looks to personalities the Chamber Boys more than just a prank show. Hopefully the list will help inform be a self-parodying showcase of the are graduating. With the show JF: Is it sad to see the physically fighting on your decision this summer season. actors’ charisma: Jonah Hill and coming to an end, I spoke to one show come to an end? his motor-mouthed neuroticism, host, Patrick Adelman, about PA: It’s kind of sad, but air. “The Fault in Our Stars” and Channing Tatum with his his most memorable moments it’s not the saddest thing. segment you guys did? June 6 (wide) Adonisian physique and pretty-boy from the show, the Chamber JF: Have you thought PA: The Apha Male dating status. The way Hill and Tatum Boys’ massive viral video, and about having someone carry segment really turned out Admittedly, the trailer looks less both embraced and transcended their unwelcome reputation on the Chamber Boys’ flame? great. It took a lot of work, than promising. More than often, their public image in the first film as “campus pranksters.” PA: The idea has been tossed and we spent like two months dialogue translated verbatim from was what made the movie stand Justin Fraumeni: around. We would love it if preparing. It was huge; we had book to screen sounds stilted, and out, and “22 Jump Street” appears How did the Chamber someone at the radio station the table set up in the middle early ads for the “The Fault in to follow suit. In this case, more of Boys first come together? goes on to do similar stuff, but of Wilson Commons. We Our Stars” portend this exact fate the same is a good thing. Patrick Adelman: Well, we it’s kind of too complicated to really had fun with that one. for the film adaptation of John Also there was the Facebook Green’s beloved novel. “Snowpiercer” stalking segment — the guys But my was the book a dazzler, June 27 (limited) basically pulled one on me. and misleading trailers are hardly You can see on Facebook who unheard of in the entertainment There’s nothing like a good you’ve searched in your settings industry. My advice? If you’ve ’ol dystopian yarn to temper and they went in and looked at never read the novel, get on that seasonal braindeadedness with my searches and then brought first. Lose yourself in Green’s mile- a bit of science fiction qua in three girls that I’d never a-minute wit, his full-blooded sociopolitical discourse, but met before but searched on characters, and the way he neither is an overbearing lecture Facebook. It was really funny. interlaces comedy and tragedy into on societal ills the kind of thing JF: What was your least a gorgeous tapestry of humanity. people want interfering with their favorite moment on the show? As for the movie, well, why not go summery ideal of relaxation (e.g. PA: Well the Facebook check it out? Worst case scenario, a repeat of Neill Blomkamp’s stalking segment had to be the you’re disappointed by a film that “Elysium”). Director Joon-ho most uncomfortable thing ever, failed to do justice to the book. Bong, whose “Memories of especially because it was like You’ve lost two hours of your life Murder” straddled mirth and three random girls, but it turned along with $11.00, but you still macabre with aplomb and whose out to be a really funny segment. adore the book, maybe even more creature flick “The Host” acted as JF: What are you going to miss now that you’ve realized how a campy counterpoint to the eerie most about the Chamber Boys? resistant the novel is to adaptation majesty of “Mother,” is a master PA: Definitely interviewing – it is that good. Best case scenario? at controlling tone. Some of this people. Just the random people You get a movie that syncs with the mastery is suggested in the latest that we’d find to come in, we novel’s beating heart, that explores ads for “Snowpiercer,” an action had a hypnotist once, and Tony life in the context of mortality, and movie set entirely on a high-speed from security. It’s great getting that tells a “romance with a capital train whose various compartments to ask people questions that R,” as Green himself has described represent society’s socioeconomic you’d never be able to ask off air. the book. For a chance at the latter, strata turned lengthwise, a kitschy There’s no way I’d ask some of the I’d say two hours and 11 bucks is narrative detail that ditches

TIFFANY WHITE / ILLUSTRATOR questions I asked on-air off the not much of a sacrifice at all. dramatic pomposity in favor of a air. Being able to say anything baroque fascination with genre. all met each other as freshmen transition and pass on the name. you want and ask anything you “22 Jump Street” Navigating through a diversity of on the crew team, and we JF: What are the Chamber want, having the microphone June 13 (wide) styles(e.g. film noir, steampunk, started living together junior Boys’ future plans? Are you there just makes it more the martial arts movie), the early year; we had a suite that we guys all looking for jobs? appropriate for some reason. After refashioning the buddy ads suggest a film on the move, dicked around in. We thought PA: Yeah, actually two of us, JF: What is one thing you cop formula with swagtastic in terms of both the ideas it that it would be nice to grace Munna and I, are looking into learned on the Chamber Boys that immaturity in “21 Jump Street” introduces and the way it chooses the airwaves with our dicking media and entertainment jobs, you’ll use for the rest of your life? and rediscovering the spirit of to talk about them through the around, so about halfway so we might have some sort of PA: Communication skills, innovation with “The Lego Movie,” rough-and-tumble language of through last year we got into project coming up. But everyone on and off the air: being able Phil Lord and Christopher Miller action cinema. Hop aboard. radio. One of the guys already else is just getting regular to communicate with people deserve the hype that’s all over Jeng is a member of had a radio show, so we all boring jobs – super boring. and tell people what you “22 Jump Street,” reprising the the class of 2016. went down and just formed JF: What do you think want. Every time we brought the Chamber Boys from there. was your favorite moment someone in for an interview, JF: Is it true that the on the Chamber Boys? we’d have to explain who we name came from the PA: Oh, there’s so many. were, what we had in mind residence hall, Chambers? I think actually my favorite for their segment, and be very PA: Yeah, that was where moment came after the original clear – especially when we did One of the guys already prank video. Munna and I faked things that were a little off- a fight. We basically built this color. Being able to clearly had a radio show, so we argument up over the course and effectively communicate of the show, and eventually we with people is definitely all went down and just started physically fighting on the biggest skill takeaway formed the Chamber air. Completely scripted, but from having a radio show. the other guys thought it was JF: Do you feel like you’ve Boys from there. real. One of the guys ran into really left your mark on UR with the Chamber Boys? we lived; originally we We wanted to be way PA: I definitely feel like we’ve were the “Chambers Boys”. made our mark. People see our JF: The Chamber Boys really more than just a prank stuff, and people know what the reached their peak of notoriety show. station is and what it’s all about. this past year with that prank Hopefully more people have professor viral video, what the room and tried to break us gotten involved because of it. was that like for you guys? up, Ben just sat there terrified. Fraumeni is a member of PA: It was pretty exciting We put a camera on his face; the class of 2017. SUNDAY, May 18, 2014 / Commencement Special campustimes.org / page 5 UR class of 2014: A brief profile by Matthew Shinseki Publisher Four years ago, UR enrolled 14% of entering students The class of 2014 set a new of dollars to worthwhile causes. graduates beginning their careers almost 1,170 students into had some prior familial bar for academic achievement. They are undoubtedly is above the national average. the College of Arts, Sciences, connection to Rochester, A record number of grants, leaving UR and the greater While these numbers and and Engineering class of 2014. a record high at the time. fellowships, and other awards were Rochester community a statistics may depict the class About 40% of the class The top incoming interests given to members of the class in better place, and their futures of 2014 on a quantitative hailed from New York state, for majors in the class of recognition of their successes. As promise to be just as bright. level, the immeasurable spirit just under 50% of the class 2014 were engineering, a whole, the class authored or co- Continuing their education, and drive they brought to UR from other US states, and the biology, and economics. authored over 150 peer-reviewed over 40% of the graduating cannot ever be fully described. remaining 12% from 57 different The average SAT socre was 1996 papers published in academic class of 2014 are pursuing To the class of 2014, countries around the world. and the average GPA was 3.76, journals across the country. various Masters, Ph.D., you will be missed. One third of the class comprised both record highs at the time. Collectively as a class, they Medical, and Law degrees. Shinseki is a member of native speakers of languages The class had great potential are responsible for founding Over a third of graduates from the class of 2015. other than English, and another and high expectations, but none almost a dozen new clubs and the class of 2014 are immediately Special thanks to the Office of third were students of color. predicted the astonishing level of organizations. The class has beginning their careers and Admissions and the Gwen M. The class was made up of 51% contribution they would provide volunteered hundreds of service have secured employment. The Greene Career and Internship male and 49% female students. to the campus community. hours and donated thousands average starting salary of UR Center for providing data. Senior Spotlights by Matthew Shinseki Publisher

Max Winkleman Alana Kasindorf Brandon Wilson Eric Han Hannah Rejali Biomedical Engineering English (Language, Media Chemical Engineering Ecology and Evolutionary English (Language, Media and Communications) Biology and Communications) What is your favorite memory What is your favorite memory from your time at UR? What is your favorite memory from your time at UR? What is your favorite memory What is your favorite memory My fraternity has this great from your time at UR? Jumping into the GVP pool from your time at UR? from your time at UR? tradition called Duck Pass that Going downtown to eat at an after hours every night over the When the UR rugby team I My English professor took happens during our retreats where amazing Chinese restaurant the summer. played on was ranked top 10 in our entire class out to dinner at we can talk openly about anything first day of school! My freshman What is something you the country. Chen Garden, I don’t think many we’d like with the brotherhood, hall got to know each other so fast learned here? What is something you students are given the opportunity I’ve enjoyed every one. and became such good friends Time management: how to learned here? to see their professor in a non What is something you What is something you work hard and play harder. There are some incredibly smart academic setting! Plus the dinner learned here? learned here? What are your plans for the and some incredibly dumb people wasn’t half bad. Never judge a book by its It’s important to follow your summer/next year? in this world. What is something you learned cover. own path whether it be academic I will be pursuing a Ph.D. What are your plans for the here? What are your plans for the or socially, doing what you love is in Chemical Engineering at summer/next year? Try new things, step out of your summer/next year? not only okay but encouraged! University of California, Santa I will be starting the Urban comfort zone, you won’t regret it. I will be pursuing a Ph.D. What are your plans for the Barbara. Teaching and Leadership What are your plans for the in Biomedical Engineering at summer/next year? Program at the Warner School summer/next year? Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. I’ll be working for my Greek of Education. This summer I’m backpacking organization Sigma Delta Tau as a through Europe and hope to move Leadership Consultant, travelling to Boston or New York City in around the country and advising the Fall. SDT chapters.

Aaron Michalko Casey Gould Optical Engineering English and History A l b e r t o S e p u l v e d a What is your favorite memory What is your favorite memory Rodriguez Emily Hein from your time at UR? from your time at UR? Neuroscience Chinese Studies Annabelle Shin Singing in Strong Auditorium Graduating. It was extremely Public Health every semester with the Midnight uplifting. What is your favorite memory What is your favorite memory Ramblers. What is something you from your time at UR? from your time at UR? What is your favorite memory What is something you learned here? Serving as the President of Delta Being part of Agape Christian from your time at UR? learned here? Prepare for chance encounters Upsilon Fraternity Fellowship was great, I really My favorite memory is hugs of If you want to do something, and compulsive returns. And the What is something you enjoyed being part of that encouragement. do it! It’s too easy to just sit back ontology of digital realism. learned here? community. What is something you and let time waste by. What are your plans for the UR taught me that personal What is something you learned here? What are your plans for the summer/next year? relationships and networks make learned here? I learned how to bake healthy summer/next year? I’m working in Washington everything easier. It doesn’t matter where you are, desserts I will be returning in the fall D.C. this summer and then China What are your plans for the it matters who you’re with. What are your plans for the to pursue my Ph.D. in Optics in the fall. summer/next year? What are your plans for the summer/next year? at UR My plan is to follow God’s will I will be starting a Ph.D. in summer/next year? in my life. Neuroscience at Georgetown I’ll be studying Film Studies University. in China next year at the Beijing Film Academy.

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photos courtesy of joshua geiger, harini morisetty, kayla robertson, and phillip cohen Joshua Geiger and Harini Morisetty took part in the Take FIve Scholars Program this year, and Kayla Robertson and Philllip Cohen will be participants throughout the 2014-2015 school year. By crystal colon the pre-med track, majoring in and Public Health: Health, Behavior, of their major or career path to take definitely serve to her advantage contributing writer Biochemistry, minoring in Studio and Society; and clustering in advantage of the opportunity.” in whichever program of study she Arts, and clustering in Economics. Chemistry. Morisetty, who wrapped Kayla Robertson ’14 – Take decides to partake in. The Take Five Scholars Program, Geiger decided on Take Five because up her fifth year this spring, wanted Five Scholar (’15): Phillip Cohen ’14 – Take Five unique to UR, provides graduates he had interests in the fields of to do Take Five because she strongly After four years of majoring Scholar (’15): with the opportunity to participate Architecture and Italian Studies, believes in taking advantage of every in Brain & Cognitive Sciences Senior Phillip Cohen in an additional semester or year both of which he didn’t have opportunity that the University has and clustering in American Sign is a Microbiology major and at the University, tuition-free. time to pursue during his regular to offer. Language and Social Psychology, Epidemiology minor who will Participants are able to focus undergraduate term. “It is a privilege and honor to be senior Kayla Robertson will begin also be a Take Five Scholar this their studies on whatever they “I’ve always been interested in a part of this scholarship year and I her year as a Take Five Scholar upcoming school year. When he like as long as it is not related to Architecture,” Geiger said. “Also, am so grateful for the experience,” next fall. She’s always had interests originally applied to UR, Cohen their major. Take Five therefore my great-grandfather is from Italy, Morisetty said. She wanted the outside her major and has been received a Photography scholarship offers UR students the chance to so I wanted to learn more about chance to create her own field of considering Take Five since she from the University but was not both pursue a demanding major my heritage.” During his fifth year, study and explore courses that she began at UR as a freshman. able to take photography-related during their undergraduate years Geiger took a variety of interesting could not do otherwise in the fields According to Robertson, Take classes due to his major and minor and enjoy the once-in-a-lifetime classes including Engineering of Women’s Studies and Music. She Five was an opportunity she just requirements. opportunity for the broad-based, of Bridges, Architecture in the spent this past year taking women’s couldn’t pass up: “Free education – “It took me a while to find out intellectual enrichment of a liberal High Middle Ages, Italian Art & studies courses, psychology courses, in America, that doesn’t happen.” what I wanted,” Cohen stated. arts education. Architecture, and much more. and film and art history courses Next year, she will be taking a However, he continues to have a Since the program’s inception This summer, he plans to work as centered on gender roles, sexuality, combination of Studio Arts and strong interest in Studio Arts as in 1986, over 1,100 students have a lifeguard and do research part-time and media. Environmental Science classes. “I well as International Relations, the become Take Five Scholars. The with a neurosurgeon before starting Her individual Take Five am inspired to do artwork that fields he will be focusing on during number of students enrolled in the med-school next fall. Geiger wants program focused on the portrayal pertains to the environment,” his Take Five year. He plans to take program varies each year, with new to become a surgeon himself, and of women in media and included Robertson said. classes in areas such as anthropology, Scholars accepted each semester. Take Five gave him the chance to an independent study on rap After being accepted to the print making, and advanced Here’s a look at some of the students explore his other interests without music. Next year, Morisetty will program the fall of her junior photography next year. that will be graduating as Take Five significantly delaying his career be attending the Rollins School of year, Kayla started taking art- and Last fall, Cohen participated in scholars this year and some seniors track.w Public Health at Emory University science-related classes such as Intro a study abroad medical program in that will be starting their Take Five Harini Morisetty ’13 – Take in Atlanta, Georgia. “Take Five is to Drawing, Advanced Drawing, Copenhagen, Denmark where he year in the fall. Five Scholar (’14): a great opportunity and a chance and Art, Science & Visual Culture also studied photojournalism and Joshua Geiger ’13 – Take Five Harini Morisetty was also on the to experience college in a different in preparation. After Take Five, political activism. His Take Five Scholar (’14): pre-med track during her regular way,” Morisetty claimed “I really she plans to either enroll at the courses will allow him to go more Take Five Scholar Joshua Geiger undergraduate years, majoring in encourage other students who have University of Sussex in England in-depth into photography – what spent his first four years at UR on Psychology; minoring in Spanish had an interest in something outside and pursue a master’s in Cognitive he initially wanted to study – while Neuroscience , or pursue her master’s still allowing him to pursue courses at the University of Roehampton of study that will help him get into Gift credits help prospective graduates in London in Art Psychotherapy. med school. By raaga kanakam graduate from UR) in order to get Students can apply for gift Either way, Robertson is convinced Colon is a member of staff writer the number of credits they will credits by filling out a petition that her Take Five courses will the class of 2017. award the student. form, which is available both In order to permit students to This system essentially online and in paper form at the benefit from courses offered by “balances out” the differences in Advising Center. other colleges or universities over credit requirement between UR Not all applications are the summer or throughout the and other universities, according automatically accepted. One academic year, the University has to Associate Director of Advising instance of credit rejection occurs a system of “gift credit” in place to Services and co-director of the if the student has reached the determine the amount of transfer gift petition system Eleanor Oi. It allotted number of credits that credit that should be rewarded. ensures that students receive a fair are transferrable. The maximum This year, twelve seniors have taken number of credit hours in relation number of credit hours allowed advantage of this opportunity and to both schools. from a community college is 64. are graduating with gift credit. Yet sometimes, the students will It is equivalent to two years’ worth The amount of credit received fall short of a credit to graduate of classes. “We will not give a gift is based on a proportional system; from UR because the University’s credit on top of that because you further calculation takes into calculation rounds down. When a already received max credits from account how many credits were student has 12.2 credit hours, for that school,” Oi said. taken at other universities and how example, he is awarded 12 credits. Gift credit has also been rejected many are needed to graduate from “The gift credit is meant to if the guidelines are not followed, the schools where they received [benefit] students [since] the for instance, if students attempt these credits. [proportion] sometimes measures to receive gift credit despite not For example, say a student under instead of over,” Oi said. having taken any courses at took a total of 10 credits at a “We will allow you one gift credit another college or university. neighboring college, and that in order to reach 128 credit hours According to the College Center institution requires 130 credits by graduation.” for Advising Services website, gift in order to graduate. UR will If, by the time you are a senior credits are not normally available then divide the number of credits and are prepared to graduate, you for classes that students took taken by the number of required find that the calculation did not while abroad, but students are credits to graduate – in this case, work in your favor and you have still encouraged to “petition for an 10 divided by 130 – and then only 127 credit hours, you can exception.” multiply that number by 128 apply for a gift credit without a Kanakam is a member of (the number of credits needed to problem. the class of 2017. sunday, may 18, 2014 / FEATURES campustimes.org / page 7 UR opinion “Who would your ideal commencement by Dani douglas & Aaron Schaffer speaker be, Dead or alive?” Features editor & photo editor

Matt Stolman ’17 Olga nikolayeva ’14 Sam Leeman ’17 Ashley Wagoner ’14 Jonathan Yang ’15 Som Liengtiraphan ’17 “Nelson Mandela.” “Bill Nye the Science Guy.” “Superman.” “Tom Hiddelston.” “Sun Tzu.” “J.K. Rowling.” Protecting your ideas post-graduation By Lucian Copeland it is you’ve invented, and prevent Unless you’re planning to study law, and researchers. Our very own UR appealing to anyone doing original staff writer anyone else from doing the same trademark protection might not be Ventures exists for the sole purpose research without the starting capital Know your protection rights. thing.They last about 10 to 20 years, your cup of tea. of advising student and graduate to protect their work. Patents, copyright, trademarks, but if someone comes up with a Ownership can be expensive. inventors in how to protect, license, Don’t jump the gun. and licensing are very different better method or mechanism that Patents can take up to $30,000 and commercialize their creations, Starting your own business and things. The simplest of these is you didn’t explicitly cover in your when applying domestically and and has a fantastic track record in owning your own technology likely copyright, which applies by application, they can pursue it freely. can run up to $100,000 for getting products into the market may sound appealing, but they law to anything you have created Therefore, this isn’t totally foolproof international application.This high they belong in. Since they cover the do not need to occur all at once. as an “original work,” which either. Nevertheless, patents are price emphasizes the costliness of costs of application, the university Immediately slapping down includes writing, art, and even the go-to protection of choice for the patenting process, especially under which the inventor files will $30,000 for a patent could be technical works such as written engineers and researchers who have if your invention gets rejected for take ownership of the product, overdoing it. Many technologies code.Copyright is automatic, so created a novel technology and want obviousness or because someone else often granting the inventor up to or processes don’t actually need to you don’t need to file any claims to make sure their rights are retained. has done something similar – there 50% of the income brought in for be patented – they might just be unless you want the government The last few forms of protection, like are no refunds!Even “free” forms of a predetermined number of years an original application of existing to have proof that you created it trademarks, are applied to brands protection like copyright can rack before stepping the percentage technology that nobody else is in a certain year. Under copyright, or companies that want to protect up lawyer fees if someone tries to down. Anyone who has dealt with pursuing or would be better kept people can’t directly copy what the design and appearance of their infringe on your rights, or take fees venture capital before can recognize secret than openly disclosed in a you’ve done – but if they paraphrase products and services. This most to renew like trademarks. And all that this is a good deal, and unlike patent. You most likely will not need it or come up with a similar work, likely won’t apply to you unless these costs cannot even compare a vulture investor, a university is to submit or defend your product or you aren’t protected, so watch out! you have started a company, and to those of patents. always looking to see you succeed. idea until it hits the market for real. Patents, on the other hand, are even then it’s best left for lawyers Try to stick close to a Signing on with a school doesn’t There aren’t nearly as many people protections for inventors of a novel, dedicated to the field and not for university. prevent you from pursuing your looking to steal from you as it may unique technology and have to be you to take on single-handedly. Most universities have entire technology as a business, the income seem at first glance, but it pays to be specifically applied for.Once filed, Protection of this sort is ugly and departments of trained personnel of which is not managed in any way careful once you get far enough. patents grant you the exclusive rights can lead to drawn-out legal battles ready to fund, file, and defend the by the university that controls your Copeland is a member of to license or manufacture whatever over infringement and exclusivity. rights of their on-campus inventors protection rights. This option is the class of 2015.

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National Faculty Awards AMERICAN POLITICAL SCIENCE ASSOCIATION CLINICAL AND TRANSLATIONAL SCIENCE INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF INFRARED, Richard F. Fenno Jr. Prize for Best Book in AWARDS PROGRAM MILLIMETER, AND TERAHERTZ WAVES ABLE MUSE PRESS Legislative Politics Community Engagement Key Function 2014 Kenneth J. Button Prize Book Award (for “Walking in on People”) Lynda Powell, Professor of Political Science Committee Co-Chair Xi-Cheng Zhang, Director, Institute of Melissa Balmain, Adjunct Instructor of Nancy M. Bennett, Director, URMC Optics; M. Parker Givens Professor of English AMERICAN PROFESSIONAL SOCIETY ON THE Center for Community Health Optics ABUSE OF CHILDREN Ching Tang, Professor of Chemical ACADEMY OF EATING DISORDERS Outstanding Research Career Achievement CONSUMER ELECTRONICS ASSOCIATION Engineering Leadership Award Award Inductee, Hall of Fame Richard E. Kreipe, Dr. Elizabeth R. Sheree Toth, Professor of Clinical & Social Ching Tang, Professor of Chemical INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY FOR SELF AND McAnarney Professor of Pediatrics Sciences in Psychology Engineering IDENTITY Lifetime Career Award AMERICAN ACADEMY OF ARTS AND LETTERS AMERICAN PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSOCIATION COUNCIL OF ACADEMIC FAMILY MEDICINE Edward Deci, Helen F. and Fred H. Gowen Arts and Letters Award in Literature Distinguished Scientific Contribution Award Chair Professor of Clinical & Social Sciences in James Longenbach, Joseph Henry Gilmore Richard Aslin, William R. Kenan Professor omas L. Campbell, William Rocktaschel Psychology Professor of English of Brain & Cognitive Sciences Professor and Chair of the Department of Richard Ryan, Professor of Clinical & Family Medicine Social Sciences in Psychology AMERICAN ACADEMY OF HOSPICE AND AMERICAN PUBLIC HEALTH ASSOCIATION PALLIATIVE MEDICINE Arthur J. Viseltear Award COUNCIL FOR INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE OF INTERNATIONAL UNION OF PURE AND Visionary eodore Brown, Charles and Dale Phelps SCHOLARS APPLIED PHYSICS Timothy E. uill, Professor of Medicine, of Professor of History Spring 2014 Fulbright Visiting Scholar 2013 C17 Prize in Quantum Electronics for Psychiatry, of Medical Humanities, and of Mary Jane Curry, Associate Professor of Young Scientists Nursing; Director, Palliative Care Program AMERICAN SOCIETY OF HEALTH-SYSTEMS Education Nick Vamivakas, Assistant Professor of PHARMACISTS FOUNDATION uantum Optics & uantum Physics AMERICAN ACADEMY OF HOSPICE AND 2013 Pharmacy Residency Excellence EASTERN NURSING RESEARCH SOCIETY PALLIATIVE CARE MEDICINE/HOSPICE AND Award—New Preceptor Award Top 20 Sustained and Influential Leaders JAPANESE FOUNDATION FOR CANCER PALLIATIVE CARE NURSES ASSOCIATION Nicole Acquisto, Clinical Pharmacy Award, 2013 RESEARCH Co-Chair, “Measuring What Matters” National Specialist for Emergency Medicine, Margaret H. Kearney, Vice Provost and Prince Hitachi Prize Task Force Department of Pharmacy University Dean of Graduate Studies; Vera Gorbunova, Professor of Biology Sally A. Norton, Associate Professor of Professor of Nursing Nursing AMERICAN SOCIETY FOR SURGERY OF THE KAVIL FOUNDATION HAND EDUARD RHEIN FOUNDATION Fellow AMERICAN ACADEMY OF NURSE Hand Surgeon-Scientist Award Eduard Rhein Award Daniel Weix, Assistant Professor of PRACTITIONERS John C. Elfar, Assistant Professor of Ching Tang, Professor of Chemical Chemistry 2013 Fellow Orthopaedics & Rehabilitation Engineering Craig R. Sellers, Associate Professor of MOLECULAR ENDOCRINOLOGY JOURNAL Clinical Nursing AMERICAN SOCIETY FOR REPRODUCTIVE FOUNDATION FOR HIGH ENERGY Editor-in-Chief MEDICINE ACCELERATOR SCIENCE Stephen Hammes, Louis S. Wolk AMERICAN ASSOCIATION FOR THE Service Milestone Award Suwa Prize Distinguished Professor of Medicine; ADVANCEMENT OF SCIENCE John ueenan, Professor of Obstetrics Kevin McFarland, Professor of Physics & Chief, Division of Endocrinology & Fellow & Gynecology; Director, IVF Program Astronomy Metabolism Karl Kieburtz, Robert J. Joynt Professor of and Donor Egg Program, Strong Fertility Neurology; Director, URMC Clinical & Center FULBRIGHT PROGRAM MUSEUM OF FINE ARTS, HOUSTON Translational Science Institute and for the Star Award Fellowship Dora Maar Fellowship Center for Human Experimental erapy Kathleen Hoeger, Professor of Obstetrics Cindy Ebinger, Professor of Earth & Jennifer Grotz, Associate Professor of Xi-Cheng Zhang, Director, Institute of & Gynecology; Director, Strong Fertility Environmental Sciences English Optics; M. Parker Givens Professor of Center Optics FUSION POWER ASSOCIATES BOARD OF NASPA—STUDENT AFFAIRS ASSOCIATION FOR COMPUTING MACHINERY DIRECTORS ADMINISTRATORS IN HIGHER EDUCATION AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGES OF Fellow 2013 Leadership Award Faculty Fellow NURSING, GRADUATE NURSING ADMISSIONS Henry Kautz, Chair and Professor of David Meyerhofer, Deputy Director, Logan Hazen, Assistant Professor of PROFESSIONALS Computer Science Experimental Division Director, and Education Sandy J. Cody Service Award Associate Director for Science, Laboratory Elaine Andolina, Assistant Professor of ASSOCIATION FOR HUMANISTIC COUNSELING for Laser Energetics; Professor of NATIONAL ACADEMIES OF PRACTICE Clinical Nursing; Director of Admissions, Lifetime Achievement Award Mechanical Engineering and of Physics & Distinguished Practitioner and Fellow 2013 School of Nursing Howard Kirschenbaum, Emeritus Astronomy Tobie H. Olsan, Professor of Clinical Professor of Education Nursing AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF TEACHERS GAIL BOYD DE STWOLINSKI CENTER FOR OF SLAVIC AND EASTERN EUROPEAN ASSOCIATION OF WOMEN IN MATHEMATICS MUSIC THEORY PEDAGOGY, UNIVERSITY OF NATIONAL ACADEMY OF SCIENCES LANGUAGES Ruth Michler Memorial Prize OKLAHOMA Elected Member Best Scholarly Translation Award Sema Salur, Associate Professor of Director David Williams, Dean for Research, Arts, Kathleen Parthe, Professor of Modern Mathematics Steven Laitz, Professor of Music eory Sciences, and Engineering; Allyn Chair Languages & Cultures of Medical Optics; Director, Center for ASSOCIATION OF WOMEN’S HEALTH, HAJIM SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING AND Visual Science; Professor of Optics, of AMERICAN COUNCIL OF LEARNED SOCIETIES OBSTETRIC AND NEONATAL NURSES APPLIED SCIENCES Opthamology, of Biomedical Engineering, Fellowship March of Dimes Comerford Freda “Saving Lifetime Achievement Award and of Brain & Cognitive Sciences Shin-yi Chao, Associate Professor of Babies, Together®” Award Riccardo Betti, Robert L. McCrory Religion & Classics Susan W. Groth, Assistant Professor of Professor of Mechanical Engineering; NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR GERIATRIC John Osburg, Assistant Professor of Nursing Professor of Physics & Astronomy; EDUCATION AND NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF Anthropology Assistant Director for Academic Aairs, GERIATRIC EDUCATION CENTERS Holly Watkins, Associate Professor of ASSOCIATIONS DE PRÉVOYANCE SANTÉ Laboratory for Laser Energetics President Musicology, Eastman School of Music Allianz Longevity Research Prize omas V. Caprio, Assistant Professor Elya Zhang, Assistant Professor of History Vera Gorbunova, Professor of Biology HAWTHORNDEN CASTLE of Medicine, of Geriatrics/Aging, and of Fellowship Public Health Sciences AMERICAN EDUCATIONAL RESEARCH BIOMEDICAL ENGINEERING SOCIETY Jennifer Grotz, Associate Professor of ASSOCIATION Distinguished Service Award English NATIONAL COUNCIL OF TEACHERS OF Secretary of the Fiscal Issues, Policy, and Richard Waugh, Chair and Professor of ENGLISH’S ASSEMBLY FOR RESEARCH Education Finance Special Interest Group Biomedical Engineering; Professor of INSTITUTE FOR ADVANCED STUDY Secretary Karen DeAngelis, Associate Professor of Biochemistry & Biophysics; Professor of Founders’ Circle Member Jayne Lammers, Assistant Professor of Education Pharmacology & Physiology Randall Curren, Professor of Philosophy Education Treasurer of the Politics of Education Special Interest Group BRAIN AND BEHAVIOR RESEARCH INTERNATIONAL BOOK INDUSTRY’S NATIONAL SCIENCE FOUNDATION Kara Finnigan, Associate Professor of FOUNDATION EXCELLENCE AWARDS CAREER AWARD Education NARSAD Distinguished Investigator Award Literary Translation Initiative Award Sina Ghaemmaghami, Assistant Professor Ben Hayden, Assistant Professor of Brain & University of Rochester’s Best Translated of Biology AMERICAN GEOPHYSICAL UNION Cognitive Sciences Book Award (launched by ree Percent) Faculty Early Career Development Program Fellow Grant Cindy Ebinger, Professor of Earth & CLINICAL REPRODUCTIVE SCIENTIST INTERNATIONAL COLLEGE OF DENTISTS Qiang Lin, Assistant Professor of Electrical Environmental Sciences RESEARCH TRAINING SCHOLARS PROGRAM Honorary Fellow & Computer Engineering and of Optics 2013-2014 CREST Scholar Aliakbar Bahreman, Professor, Eastman AMERICAN MATHEMATICAL SOCIETY Wendy Vitek, Assistant Professor of Institute for Oral Health NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY Fellow Obstetrics and Gynecology; Director, Dorothy and Lewis B. Cullman Center for Alex Iosevitch, Professor of Mathematics Fertility Preservation Program, Strong INTERNATIONAL ECONOMICS AND FINANCE Scholars and Writers 2014-15 Fellowship Fertility Center SOCIETY Kenneth Gross, Alan F. Hilker AMERICAN PHYSICAL SOCIETY Distinguished Fellow Distinguished Professor of English Fellow Ronald Jones, Xerox Professor of Suxing Hu, Senior Scientist, Laboratory for Economics Laser Energetics Sunday, May 18, 2014 / advertisement campustimes.org / page 9

NOVARTIS PRIZE FOR BASIC IMMUNOLOGY VISION SCIENCES SOCIETY Jenny uintero, ’16, Houston, Tex.; NATIONAL HISPANIC HEALTH FOUNDATION 2013 Prize 2014 Elsevier/VSS Young Investigator Award Biomedical Engineering Student Scholarship Program Tim R. Mosmann, Director, David H. Smith Duje Tadin, Associate Professor of Brain & FINNISH ACADEMY OF SCIENCE AND LETTERS Nallely Saldana-Ruiz, medical student Center for Vaccine Biology & Immunology Cognitive Sciences Graduate Study Grant Aku Antikainen, doctoral student, Optics NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF DIABETES AND OPTICAL SOCIETY OF AMERICA WELLESLEY COLLEGE 2014 Research Grant DIGESTIVE AND KIDNEY DISEASES 2014 David Richardson Medal Susan and Donald Newhouse Center for the Philip Pierick, ESM doctoral student, Summer Fellowship Jannick Rolland, Brian J. ompson Humanities 2014-15 Fellowship Saxophone Sarah Ackroyd, medical student Professor of Optical Engineering; Director, Joel Burges, Assistant Professor of English Medical Student Research Award R.E. Hopkins Center for Optical Design & HIV VACCINE TRIALS NETWORK Pooja Prasad, medical student Engineering WISSENSCHAFTSKOLLEG ZU BERLIN Research and Mentorship Program Scholar Fellows Fellow Oluchi Iheagwara, medical student NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF MENTAL HEALTH Chunlei Guo, Professor of Optics Jack Werren, Nathaniel and Helen Wisch F30 Fellowship Jonathan Zuegel, Senior Scientist, Laboratory Professor of Biology HOWARD HUGHES MEDICAL INSTITUTE Daniel Marker, medical/doctoral student for Laser Energetics Summer Medical Fellow Medical Research James Bates, medical student Michael Feldman, medical student ORTHOPAEDIC RESEARCH SOCIETY Medical Research Fellow at Janelia Medical Students’ Sustained Training and ORS/OREF Distinguished Investigator Award Benjamin Cocanougher, medical student Research Experience in Aging and Mental Health Regis J. O’Keefe, Chair of Orthopaedics University Faculty Teaching Year Fellows Program Nicholas David, medical student & Rehabilitation; Marjorie Strong Wehle Awards Jerey Zimering, medical student Professor of Orthopaedics NATIONAL SCIENCE FOUNDATION EDWARD PECK CURTIS AWARD FOR IBM East Asia and Pacific Summer Institutes ORTHOPAEDICS THIS WEEK EXCELLENCE IN UNDERGRADUATE TEACHING Ph.D. Fellowship Fellowship Top 26 Foot and Ankle Surgeons in North 2014 University of Rochester Recipient Xiaochen Guo, Ph.D. student, Electrical & Daniel Marnell, Ph.D. student, Biomedical America William Marvin, Associate Professor of Music Computer Engineering Engineering Judith F. Baumhauer, Professor of eory National Science Foundation Research Orthopaedics IBERDROLA USA FOUNDATION Fellowship EISENHART AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE OF Energy and Environment Scholarships Amanda Chen, ‘14, Danville, Calif.; PACKARD FOUNDATION TEACHING Samuel Steven, graduate student, Optics/ Biomedical Engineering Fellow 2012-13 Eastman School of Music Recipient Technical Entrepreneurship & Management Vasilli Petrenko, Assistant Professor of Earth Chien-Kwan Lin, Associate Professor of Samuel Sowden Garcia, graduate student, NATIONAL TRUMPET COMPETITION & Environmental Sciences Saxophone Chemical Engineering 2014 BlackBurn Trumpets Graduate Division, Jose Alberto Medina Jimena, graduate First Place PERCUSSIVE ARTS SOCIETY GOERGEN AWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE IN student, Chemical Engineering James Peyden Shelton, ESM doctoral student, 2013 Lifetime Achievement in Education Award UNDERGRADUATE TEACHING Trumpet Ruth Cahn, Eastman Community Music Anne Meredith, Senior Lecturer of Religion; IEEE POWER AND ENERGY SOCIETY School (ECMS) Jack Frank Instructor of Director, Undergraduate Studies Scholarship Plus Initiative award NORTH AMERICAN SAXOPHONE ALLIANCE Percussion John Michael, Professor of English and of Jeremy Warner, ‘15, Riverhead, NY; Electrical COLLEGIATE SOLO COMPETITION Visual & Cultural Studies & Computer Engineering 2014 First Prize POETRY INTERNATIONAL Myles Boothroyd, ESM master’s student, C.P. Cavafy Award INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP OF COLLEGIATE Saxophone Jennifer Grotz, Associate Professor of English A CAPPELLA 2014 Third Prize Quarterfinals Winner Jonathan Wintringham, ESM master’s POLISH PHYSICS SOCIETY Quarterfinals Award for Outstanding student, Saxophone Marian Smoluchowski Medal National Student Awards Arrangement Douglas Cline, Professor of Physics & Semi-finals Second Place OLEH KRYSA INTERNATIONAL VIOLIN Astronomy AETNA FOUNDATION/NATIONAL HEALTHCARE LEADERSHIP PROGRAM Semi-finals Award for Outstanding Choreography COMPETITION 2013 First Prize ROYAL ACADEMY OF MUSIC David Paul, student fellow Yellowjackets Quarterfinals Award for Outstanding Da Sol Jeong, ESM ’14, ornhill, ON, Honorary Member ALPHA OMEGA ALPHA Arrangement Canada; Violin Steven Doane, Professor of Violoncello Carolyn Kuckein Research Fellowship Tom Downey, Midnight Ramblers; Selkirk, Markiyan Melnychenko, ESM master’s student, Violin ROYAL COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS Corey Walker, medical student NY; Environmental Sciences Fellow AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF NEUROLOGIC JACK KENT COOKE FOUNDATION ORTHOPAEDIC RESEARCH SOCIETY Robert M. McCann, Professor of Medicine; SURGEONS 2013 Graduate Arts Award Recipient Orthopaedic Video Competion, 1st place (2013), Acting Head, Division of Geriatrics; Chief of Erika Pinkerton, ESM master’s student, Violin 2nd place (2014) Medicine, Highland Hospital Neurosurgery Research & Education Foundation Summer Fellowship Youssef Farhat, medical/doctoral student JAZZ EDUCATION NETWORK CONFERENCE ROYAL INSTITUTE OF PHILOSOPHY Joshua Haswell, medical student 2014 Mary Jo Papich Co-Founder Women in Jazz PAUL & DAISY SOROS FELLOWSHIP FOR NEW Honorary Professorship AMERICAN COUNCIL OF ENGINEERING Scholarship AMERICANS Randall Curren, Professor of Philosophy COMPANIES OF NEW YORK Alexa Tarantino, ESM ’14, West Hartford, 2013 Fellow Ryaan Ahmed, ESM master’s student, Lute SLOAN CONSORTIUM Scholarship CN; Jazz Saxophone 2013 Sloan-C Fellow Koji Muto, ’15, Hamden, Conn.; Mechanical Engineering KELLY SERVICES PERCUSSIVE ARTS SOCIETY INTERNATIONAL Eric E. Fredericksen, Associate Professor of Kelly Future Engineers Scholarship CONVENTION Education AMERICAN FEDERATION FOR AGING RESEARCH Koji Muto, ’15, Hamden, Conn.; Mechanical 2013 Percussion Ensemble Competition Winner Eastman Percussion Ensemble SOCIETY FOR PERSONALITY AND SOCIAL Medical Student Training in Aging Research Engineering PSYCHOLOGY Award Andrew Portuguese, medical student KLEINER, PERKINS, CAUFIELD AND BYERS SARNOFF CARDIOVASCULAR RESEARCH Carol and Ed Diener Award in Personality 2014 KPCB Engineering Fellow FOUNDATION Psychology Erica Lash, medical student Dan Hassin, ’16, Millburn, NJ; Computer Research Funding Andrew Elliott, Professor of Clinical & Social AMERICAN MEDICAL WOMEN’S ASSOCIATION Science Imran Uraizee, medical student Sciences in Psychology Travel Award Sarnoff Fellowship Mica Esquenazi, medical student MEDICAL STUDENTS SUSTAINED TRAINING AND Nicholas Hogan, medical student SOCIETY OF TEACHERS OF FAMILY MEDICINE RESEARCH EXPERIENCE IN AGING AND MENTAL 2013 Curtis G. Hames Research Award AMERICAN PROSTHODONTIC SOCIETY HEALTH SOCIETY FOR VASCULAR SURGERY Kevin Fiscella, Professor of Family Medicine Winner, Poster Research Competition Summer Research Travel Scholarship Bartholomew Simon, medical student SPENCER FOUNDATION Erna Einarsdottir, resident, Eastman Institute Nicholas David, medical student for Oral Health Small Grants Review Committee Member MEG QUIGLEY VILVALDE COMPETITION AND WESTFIELD INTERNATIONAL ORGAN Donna Harris, Assistant Professor of AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC NURSES ASSOCIATION BASSOON SYMPOSIUM COMPETITION Education Student Scholarships 2014 First Place 2013 First Prize Heather Jackson, R.N., School of Nursing Ivy Ringel, ESM ’16, Hillsborough, NC; Malcolm Matthews, ESM master’s student, SPIE (INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY FOR OPTICS AND Organ PHOTONICS) Jennifer Schneider, R.N., M.S., School of Bassoon Nursing Fellow MTNA NATIONAL PERFORMANCE COMPETITIONS WHITAKER INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM Xi-Cheng Zhang, Director, Institute of Optics; AMERICAN SOCIETY OF HEALTH-SYSTEMS 2014 First Place, Chamber Music Wind SCHOLARSHIP GRANTS M. Parker Givens Professor of Optics PHARMACISTS FOUNDATION Finja uartet Echoe Bouta, doctoral student, Biomedical Robert Boyd, Professor of Optics and of Ainsley Kilgo, ESM ’15, Fairfax, Va.; Alto Engineering Physics 2014 Pharmacy Resident Practice-Based Research Grant Saxophone Jason Inzana, doctoral student, Biomedical Christopher B. Adams, pharmacy resident Daniel Stenziano, ESM ’15, Wayland, NY; Engineering SWOG CANCER RESEARCH COOPERATIVE, Amanda Chen, ‘14, Danville, Calif.; LYMPHOMA COMMITTEE Kristan E. Vollman, pharmacy resident Baritone Saxophone Tyler Wiessner, ESM ’15, Ellicott City, Md.; Biomedical Engineering National Chair AMERICAN SOCIETY OF HEMATOLOGY Tenor Saxophone Jonathan W. Friedberg, Professor and Samuel Minority Medical Student Award Kevin Zhao, ESM ’15, Beijing; Soprano E. Durand Chair of Medicine; Director, Saxophone Wilmot Cancer Institute Physician-Researcher Initiative Fellow Lauren Patrick, medical student 2014 First Place, Piano Senior Performance TETRAHEDRON PUBLICATIONS Yiou Li, ESM ’17, Nanyang, CHINA; Piano ASPEN PEAY STATE UNIVERSITY CENTER OF 2014 Third Place, Piano Young Artist Young Investigator Award Performance Rudi Fasan, Assistant Professor of Chemistry EXCELLENCE FOR THE CREATIVE ARTS 2013 Young Composer’s Competition omas Steigerwald, ESM ’15, Uvalde, Tx.; TRIOLOGICAL SOCIETY Christopher Chandler, ESM doctoral student, Piano Composition Career Scientist Award NASA Benjamin Crane, Assistant Professor of Space Technology Research Fellowship Otolaryngology ASSOCIATION FOR RESEARCH IN OTOLARYNGOLOGY Alex Iaccetta, doctoral student, Optics UNIVERSITY OF NORTHERN COLORADO Research Travel Award Catherine O’Leary, student fellow NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE CORPS 2013 Distinguished Alumnus of the Year Award Scholarship Richard Killmer, Professor of Oboe BENJAMIN A. GILMAN INTERNATIONAL Jared Lunkenheimer, medical student SCHOLARSHIP Page 10 / campustimes.org Sunday, May 18, 2014 Humor Poking fun at the news What could make by Chris Horgan 6. Scientists have released an 9. A giant infestation of explanation regarding how the enormously sized rats is sweeping UR better? Humor editor Egyptians built the pyramids across the UK. 1. MSG+ is going to be airing and overcame friction. This shouldn’t be a surprise to by Chris Horgan the gym, and when the music Billy Joel concerts every night And by friction, they are referring many because the Splinter lookalike Humor editor stops, people without rooms are this summer. to the one time Darius found out contest was held last week. left housing-less. That hasn’t happened for the 10. A Disney World visitor was I know I just finished up my I read a complaint in an online longest time. cleared of a NYC murder after freshman year, but I have a few forum stating that Rochester 2. 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However, in with the group. to as the NCNTTCTNCSHA Horgan is a member of up the hill to the doors as we the embarrassment didn’t stop Horgan is a member of -GDHBCGWSE, ranked UR’s the class of 2017. walked from the library. And of there. We took a left to get to the class of 2017. The Life of an M&M bY chris horgan packaged and sent to millions through a terrible heat wave. Local cranky and sarcastic M&M. couch during the day, and at night, humor Editor of intimidating worlds just to be news stations are informing all “Excuse me Ma’am, can you I was allowed to watch television or eaten. By now, you might have citizens to drink plenty of water help me?” I screamed. She replied read books. My favorite story was Once upon an assembly line, caught on to the idea that I am and to know when a simple with a nervous squeal. “The Chocolate Touch,” where lay a sugar-coated chocolate an M&M myself. I am just one sweat turns into a life threatening “What? Who said that?” she everything John Midas touched candy. It was an M&M born and M&M in a billion, one of a billion situation. Aside from that, I have exclaimed. turned to chocolate. But after packaged in the factories of a far spread across every continent who no idea where I am. The last “Excuse me Ma’am, I did. Now, reading many novels and plays, I away land originally colonized are suffering from conformity. I thing I remember is from the year don’t be too alarmed, but I have started to think that I was wasting by the Dutch, more commonly ponder daily, questioning what 2000. A seven-year-old boy opens been stuck in your couch since my life away reading books. I known as present-day New Jersey. makes me unique. And every day, I my package and throws fellow “Cast Away” was released, and decided that I needed to see the Every day, thousands of M&M’s fail to have a response. Fortunately M&M’s all across the room. In the only companions I’ve had are world due to the fact that I had are processed through inspection, for me, however, an up and hindsight, that was much better some coins and Doritos crumbs,” only seen what existed in this living and a few dozen fail every day; coming writer named Chris has than being eaten. And even if I explained. room. In the morning, I would ask whether it is because their shells agreed to tell the story of my life I was eaten, it wouldn’t bother “Are you a talking M&M?” she Dale if he would walk me around are irregularly shaped, incorrectly in order for him to fulfill his quest me too much. The ultimate goal asked with great fear. his world so I could see the many colored, or labeled with the wrong to write a creative story, and to of our species is to be eaten; I “No,” I sarcastically responded, glorious objects in nature. letter. help me learn what makes me suppose there were not any other “I’m a Skittle auditioning for Dale said yes. We set off a If we pass inspection, then we are valuable. For copyright reasons, I intentions. My grandpa used to Doctor Dolittle.” And then she little past nine. I had no worries sent to the equivalent of purgatory have agreed to let him use my life always mumble that the only thing passed out. I could have gone of anyone being tempted to for chocolate candies. It’s haven or story, as long as he keeps it in first we were good for was a dentist’s a little lighter during our first eat me. After all, it was the shell for most of us. Haven means person, and as long as I can talk to paycheck. So, at the very least, we encounter. Eventually, she would middle of Lent. I was in Haven. that you are never packaged but humans. I have requested that he were helping somebody out. accept my ability to speak. And Unfortunately, Chris is running instead sent to a warehouse in begins his story with my first day Great. For the last ten years, I believe it or not, her husband and out of space to fit this article. Dale, New Haven, Connecticut full out of the package, but we will see have been trapped in a couch. I their son Dale, who became a close in his interminable stupidity, of misfit M&M’s. Shell means where he goes from there. have decided that now would be friend of mine, eventually accepted became hungry and ate me. that your shell is perfect enough At the current point in time, a good time to begin dialogue. I me as well. A few years passed and Horgan is a member of to be packaged. Thus, you are this part of the country is going hope this woman doesn’t mind a I remained in the crevice of the the class of 2017 SUNDAY, May 18, 2014 campustimes.org / page 11 Opinions EDITORIAL observer Op-ed It just gets better The last words: and better a senior staff writer’s farewell

and energy drinks it took to by Daniel Gorman Jr. larger city, getting to know We need to be aware of power through essays the night Senior Staff young professionals, adults, and these flaws in our society before they were due, or worse, students from other colleges. as we commence our adult problem sets and WebWork. Well, Class of 2014, this is I’ve grown into a more accepting lives. According to our best Those professors who were really it – we can no longer delay the person, more open to pluralism environmental scientists, life is not so great but who taught inevitable. We are graduating, and more comfortable around going to get tougher in the next classes that you needed for your heading off to uncertainty, jobs, difference, thanks to hundreds sixty years – the time during major. All the days with terrible more school, internships, and/ of late-night conversations, which we will lead our careers, weather (80% of the year), of or hiking the Appalachian Trail. Danforth meals, video game find our partners, and raise and by Rachael Sanguinetti trudging through snowdrifts in A few of you are even getting duels, dance classes at the Tango educate the next generation. If Editor-In-Chief giant boots and losing feeling married. Adulthood has come Café, music jam sessions in we are to provide our future in our extremities if outside to collect us. Spurrier Gym, and 3am runs to children a world that is ever I have watched all my senior for more than 10 minutes. The Do you remember your first Jay’s Diner. My professors have better, then we must retain the friends slowly catch a disease in days of uncertainty when trying day here? I sure do. I arrived helped in this process, too, by ideals and strategies we have the last few weeks: senioritus. For to decide on a major, where to intending to transfer after a year. introducing me to books and learned at college. Study hard, some, it started a few months study abroad, or where to eat for However, while waiting in Park arguments that challenged my but also play hard. Discipline ago. Others have only started dinner. The nights where a little Lot for freshman check-in, I saw unquestioned assumptions of your mind and body, yet beware showing symptoms in the last too much fun was had at a party jugglers on unicycles, rapidly how the world worked. of overly fixed routines, which few weeks. They started counting and dealing with the hangover followed by the Midnight The biggest lesson I have taken might deprive you of the time down the number of days until the next morning. The endless R a m b l e r s . My away from college is not to be to let your mind wander and graduation and grumble if they Panda bowls that seemed like frightened by what is different or have some fun. Embrace the are asked to complete even the a good idea in the beginning contradictions and complexities shortest assignment. “I’m so done of our postmodern society. Do with this” is a common phrase your part to contribute to your among them. As I watch them all community. Most importantly, trudge through their last few days preserve the love of learning of school, I try to remind them and research that you have of all the great and not-so-great developed as a UR student. times we’ve had at this school. George Eastman was right to As the seniors head off to bigger say that the world’s progress things, remember this place you relies almost completely on have come from. Remember the education. beautiful things in Rochester. As I look back on the Remember the few sunny days we last four years, I recall such get here every year and the time vibrant memories – themed spent reclining on a blanket on the Orientations, game-changing quad. Think back to orientation friendships and academic and first arrivals on campus, rivalries, love affairs, sports not knowing how to get around tournaments, pressure-cooker or where the dining centers s o m e t i m e s capstone seminars and lab were. Remember the many Mel b u t l e f t y o u discomfiting to be around. sessions, Meliora Weekends burgers consumed over the years feeling sick by the end. Indeed, it is by openly (especially 2011’s epic (regular or veggie), the candy I hope you have enjoyed your embracing the differences, celebration of school progress), from the market in the little time here at UR and will miss it and the questions, that we challenging homework paper bags, and all of the other dearly. But now is your time to Tiffany White / illustrator mature. assignments, and more. fried foods you consumed on a get out of Rochester for a while Much has changed in the Certainly, there were struggles, daily basis, including fries with and go and see the world. There interest was piqued, for Rochester four years we’ve been here. and illnesses, and times when ranch dressing. Think back to is so much more than just this students seemed much quirkier Hillside is now a convenience I felt burned out. Surely, you the semesters with no class before little city in this not-so-big state – and far more interesting store, not a place for discussing Out of my life I noon and the all-nighters with of New York. We have all had – than the school’s polished big questions over paninis at friends. Think back to all four the feeling of isolation from the advertisements had suggested. 5am. We arrived when Lady fashioned a fistful of D-days miraculously survived, rest of the world while we have Once classes started and I was Gaga’s “Bad Romance” and words. When I opened despite the massive amount of been here. The phrase “living assigned one hundred pages of “Alejandro” were on the air, food truck food consumed before in a small bubble” is applicable political science reading for the and we leave with Pharrell my and, they flew going on the tilt-a-whirl, not to to both the River Campus and first week, I also realized that Williams at the top of the mention other substances likely the Eastman Campus. It always I’d gotten into a most rigorous charts. The word “cloud” now away. ingested. Remember the athletic shocked me how infrequently school. I entirely forgot about has both atmospheric and know these feelings all too well. victories, the standing ovations people leave their respective transferring as weeks passed. digital connotations. Steve Jobs Yet we have made it. We are after shows, or the competitions campuses to go out and see It took me six weeks not to get is dead, and the Harry Potter ready to depart Rochester as won. Remember the fantastic the city. Don’t forget the days lost in the tunnels. I also avoided franchise has been retired, for full citizens, ready to take on musical groups that have come when taking the Red Line to parties at first, and I made the time being. Nonetheless, the world and perhaps make to campus, people that were Eastman campus and going to plenty of awkward memories many things remain constant. the lives of others a little better. Dim-Sum and Javas felt like a as I tried out various clubs and We arrived with construction It has been a privilege to study Now is your time to big deal and a night out on the conversed with new people. A underway, and we leave with here for four wonderful years, get out of Rochester town. Or for Eastman students, friend counseled me well during construction ongoing across but I refuse to believe that these taking the Orange Line over to those first few weeks – don’t our assorted campuses. Out in four years will be the best of my for awhile and see the River Campus in the evening be pressured to join clubs, do the larger world, the Republican life. Much lies ahead. for Starbucks, Panda Express, as much or little co-curricular Party is still throwing every My time as a Rochester world and maybe a trip to little market. activity as feels right, and last procedural roadblock in student and a Campus Times rising stars or the has-beens Talking to the seniors is always know that awkward freshman the path of President Obama’s writer is done. I am packing of yesterday; regardless of the very exciting. They are all looking memories will be humorous by domestic agenda. The economy my life into boxes and moving band, remember how much fun forward to getting out of here but summertime. Those life lessons continues to hurt us, driving to Philadelphia. As I prepare it was rocking out with friends. are also hating to leave the safety are worth remembering as we all up tuition, credit card debt, to depart, I recall the words of But part of remembering the of the home they have found at move to new homes and forge and income inequality, while the late poet and UR professor, college experience is recalling UR. It’s a big world out there, new relationships. the wolves of Wall Street Hyam Plutzik: the not-so-much-fun times but I’m confident they have the Today, I have a pretty diverse remain largely unprosecuted. “Out of my life I fashioned a that we all had. The exams that skills to take it headon. Go out friend group, and the prospect Greenhouse gases and carbon fistful of words.” didn’t go as planned due to lack and make a difference in our of going to a party doesn’t emissions remain a menace, When I opened my hand, they of studying, or falling asleep in world. Good luck class of 2014. bother me anymore, as long causing long term droughts, flew away. ITS, face down in a textbook. Sanguinetti is a member of as I know a few people in the lower crop yields, and extreme Gorman is a member of The endless cups of coffee the class of 2015. room. I have also explored the weather across the globe. the Class of 2014. Sunday, May 18, 2014 / advertisement campustimes.org / page 12 U of R Ad | Size: 10.24”x15.5” | Format: 4CP CONGRADULATIONS WITH GRADUATION COMES ADVICE. OURS? INVEST WISELY.

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