Saint Patrick Vs. Godzilla
JAPAN, 1974. ONE ORGANIZATION, THE SPECIAL SCIENCE PATROL, STANDS READY TO DEFEND THE HOMELAND FROM DANGERS THAT WOULD MENACE JAPAN AND ALL MANKIND. RETURN WITH US TO THAT AGE OF GLORY AS WE REVIEW ONE OF THE SSP’S GREATEST CASES OF ALL TIME AS QUIRK BOOKS PRESENTS: SAINT PATRICK VS. GODZILLA into hot water again, much like the time we had CHAPTER 1: to rescue him from the boiling lava pit of the THE THREAT FROM BEYOND THE ROOM subterraneoids during the Case of the Missing PROFESSOR LOLLIPOP could not understand Mole People. His great intellect is matched by an why no one would take him seriously. Here he was, incredible tendency to blunder into inconvenient Japan’s top scientist, presenting important trouble.” Not unlike a certain junior agent of the research at the Big Science National Symposium, Special Science Patrol, Tananaka thought to and none of his colleagues himself but did not say. “What certain agent of the appreciated what he had AS FAR AS TANANAKA discovered. “In conclusion,” he Special Science Patrol?” asked WAS CONCERNED, THE concluded, “The islands of Tananaka’s partner, because it BOY HAD THE Japan and Ireland were once a turned out Tananaka had spoken PERSONALITY OF A single continent, split apart by an his thought out loud after all. I unimaginable force. And the HADDOCK. have to stop doing that, thought residual power of that cataclysm remains locked Tananaka, adding aloud, “Did I beneath the earth like the layer of mustard within say that out loud as well?” this corned beef sandwich!” He jabbed the “Say what out loud?” queried SSP agent Jimmy sandwich at the audience for emphasis, only to Jacko, who was Tananaka’s partner and a have a fleck of mustard fly out and strike him in the constant source of irritation.
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