OFFICER GIVES EXPLANATION FOR NOVEMBER 9 FALSE MISSILE ALARM

COMPILED FROM UPI--As it turned out, the President, the secretary of mission of five or six minutes of exhaust plumes of attacking the peace of the world did not defense and the chief of staff. And test data that indicated a major missiles. really hang by a single thread. we've had lots of help ever since. raid was in progress. Once the Soviet missiles launch, U.S. strategic missiles forces, It made a lot of people aware of Budner added, "When we analyzed they pass over the North Pole bomber crews, and ballistic missile just what we do out here." what was happening in the next and are spotted next by the submarines remained at their usual, Three months after "The event minutes, we noted that the launch ballistic missile early warning high state of readiness -- but no of November 9." Budner provided sites and times simply did not system (B-MEWS) which is strung out more -- as technicians struggled to in an interview the fullest public coincide with the known locations across northern Canada. determine what was causing the explanation so far of what acutally of Soviet submarines or land-based These radars track the missiles, alarms. happened. missiles, also, we had I-R but and predict roughly where they The alarm buzzed in Moscow, Budner said, "We were preparing no radar confirmation." will hit. though. to conduct a test later that I-R, Budner explained, stands for Pentagon officials in Washington Soviet President Brezhnev sent evening. For reasons of economy infrared. say the false alarm was not credible a sharp note to President Carter we bought a system in which tests Infrared sensors are carried by for another reason, U.S. Soviet uging him to make sure such an are conducted with the operational three stationary U.S. satellites relations had not plunged to error never happens again. system on line." which stare constantly into the a clearly dangerous state. Brigadier General John Budner He continued, "A technician Soviet Union, the Atlantic and said, "We got words of concern from inadvertently caused a trans- Pacific Oceans looking for the hot Guantanamo Gazette Guantanamo Bay, Cuba

Vol. 35 - No. 34 Tuesday, February 19, 1980

World News Digest

IRAN (PUI)--A UN spokesman says Secretary General Kurt Waldheim is only awaiting written word from Iran before formally announcing the first tangible results of his efforts to resolve the American hostage crisis in Tehran. Iran accepted Waldheim's appointment of a five-member international panel to investigate its charges against the deposed Shah Monday. But.a spokesman says Waldheim wants that word on paper before pro- ceeding with a plan that could lead to release of the 50 hostages. The selection of five jurists from France, the Middle East, Venezuela and Sri Lanka has still not been announced officially. The make-up of the panel has already been approved by the United States. While a White House official said today that President Carter has reached specific understandings on the goals and operation of the commission, he indicated there is no timetable for release of the Americans held captive since Nov. 4. Secretary of State Cyrus Vance spent most of the day at UN headquarters in New York, talking with Waldheim and meeting the Venezuelan and Algerian members of the special commission. Home and school are twin paths to better readers, The month of Febru- In a weekend interview with Greek television, Iran's President Bani- ary at W. T, Sampson Elementary School is set aside to encourage recreat- Sadr said the hostages could not be freed until the commission had ional reading at home. We know that the more reading done, the better completed its investigation of alleged crimes by the deposed Shah. the reader becomes. Eleven classrooms of approximately 350 children and their teachers are AFGHANISTAN (UPI)--A new Soviet offensive against guerrilla strongholds involved in the Recreational Reading Countdown (RRC) project which was in Southeast Afghanistan was reported today by rebel spokesmen in organized by reading specialist Dorothy Rappel and librarian Jo Kook. Pakistan. Ms. Kool reports that many more children are checking out books in the A spokesman for one guerrilla group said Soviet troops backed by fiction area this month and keeping them longer, indicating they are be- tanks and helicopter gunships stormed into Paktia Province in an ing encouraged and guided at home to read, rather than merely look at offensive that began on Saturday. pictures, since fiction books have generally fewer pictures. He conceded the rebels probably could not hold out for long because Any boy or girl who completes his individual RRC entry form, verified they had no defense against Russian helicopters armed with heavy machine- by a parent as having completed the allotted time periods spent reading guns and phosphorous-tipped rockets. at home can win a personal Achievement Award at the end of February. However, sources in Pakistan said rebels captured a strategic air- Above, a few of the active RRC readers are pictured in he library be- field in a northeast province. fore the rockets which show the hours "zooming up" for each class. There was no way to confirm the latest accounts of fighting. But They are: back row (1-r) Ebian Schoor, Ed Bailey, Jamie Spence, Sally they appeared to support reports from intelligence sources in Washing- Davis and Charlene Trotman. ton and from western diplomats in Pakistan that Russian troops in Front row: (1-r) David Ford, Matthew Tune, Janelle Nelson, Karie Afghanistan are becoming increasingly involved directly in armed con- Riebel, Christi Gibowicz and Jackie Tillery. frontation with Moslem rebels.

CANADA (AP)--The office of Canadian prime minister again belongs to Pierre Trudeau after Monday's parliamentary elections. Trudeau's YUGOSLAVIA (AP)--In Yugoslavia, doctors are fighting to keep 87-year- liberal party won a clear majority in the House of Commons over the old President Tito alive. Tito's health took a turn for the worse last conservatives led by the current Prime Minister, Joe Clark. And it week, and he's been in critical condition with heart and kidney ailments comes just nine months after Clark had turned Trudeau out of office. *ince then. It will be Trudeau's fourth term as prime minister. Clark's proposal of an 18 cent gasoline tax is a major issue in the campaign.

WASHINGTON (AP)--The White House says Wednesday:still stands as the dead- COMPILED FROM AP--Japan's biggest auto builder, Toyota, announced Monday line for Soviet troops to withdraw from Afghanistan. If they do not, it would hold its 1980 exports to the United States to last year's level. News Secretary Jody Powell says neither President Carter nor Congress will This is an apparent reaction to American criticism of the increasing support the participation of American athletes in the summer olympics in Japanese share of the U.S. auto market. Moscow. NEW HAMPSHIRE (AP)--Boos and catcalls cut off Illinois Congressman John Anderson Monday night, as he called for the licensing of handguns. contender said it was a way to protect law- COMPILED FROM AP--Another country is taking a stand against the Soviet The Republican presidential see how reasonable people could oppose intervention in Afghanistan. Japan's former fdhreign minister left abiding citizens, and he didn't a forum sponsored by the gun owners of New Hamp- Tuesday on a 25-day tour of middle eastern and southwest Asia countries. it. He was addressing Foreign ministry. officials say he'll stop, off in Iran, Pakistan, India and shire. They are opposed to gun control. contenders, Ronald Reagan, George Bush, John Conally, Saudi Arabia, where he'll express Japan's opposition to the Soviet invasion All other GOP Baker and Phillip Crane, have come out against gun of Afghanistan. Robert Dole, Howard control.

COMPILED FROM AP--North and South Korea are talking rapprochement for the WASHINGTON (AP)--Secretary of State Vance has announced a four-nation first time in several decades. But in prelimanary discussions in European tour for consultations with America's allies on the situations in Panmunjom Tuesday, the two sides failed to agree on a site for a proposed Afghanistan and Iran. He leaves Thursday for Bonn, Germany. meeting of the two Korean premiers. Guantanamo Gazette Tuesday, February 19, 1980 THE PROTESTANT WOMEN OF THE CHAPEL will hold a bazaar workshop on Thursday, Feb. 21 at 7 p.m. at Clip & Save the Caribbean Arts and Crafts community Building at Marina Point. All Protestant ladies who feel they Emergency Ambulance 95444 Central Appointment can give a little time to help Desk 913208 make crafts are urged to attend. (appointments only) /209 CHAMPUS Advisor 913215 bulletin THE PROTESTANT WOMEN OF THE Emergency Room 913230 board CHAPEL bazaar committee is in need of /913269 Information Desk 913267 Community announcements may be called in between 8 and 11 a.m., or hand scraps of yarn, small jars, cool carried to the Public Affairs Office 7:30 a.m., to 4130 p.m., Monday Officer of the Day 913267 through whip tubs and tops to spray cans Friday (excluding holidays). Deadline for publication is noon Patient Affairs Office the pre-ions working day. onafide emergency announcements will be for their projects. If you have 913206 accepted anytime. Community announcements will be published not more any of these items please call Poison Control Center 913230 than once a week for a asximmof three weeksand then rewritten, /913269 condensed, Mari Anne McNeleis at 98128. and included in a daily calendar section during the week of ATTENTION NAS, VC-10 and anyone the event. omercial advertising is prohibited although announcements of available services will be permitted but limited to twice monthly. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, all motor working or living on Leeward. Make Announcements for businesses or services requiring command approval nay vehicles approaching a school bus your lunch hour count. Earn college be required to provide proof of a letter of authority. Ad, which from any direction while credits without spending your even- discriminate on the basis of race, sex, creed, color, or national the school will origin not be accepted. The Public Affairs Staff reserves the right to bus is stopped shall bring their ing hours in the classroom. LA edit and rewrite all submissions. (ATAnytime/DWH-During Working Hours/ vehicle Community College would AWH"After Working Hours). to a stop not less than like to thirty feet from the near end (front offer management courses to be held or rear) of the school bus and during your lunch break. This would shall not proceed until the school be a convenient way to improve your bus has military record, work BIRTHDAY DINNER - The Naval PERSONNEL SUPPORT DETACHMENT moved on. When a school toward your bus is stopped college degree, or simply Station Enlisted Dining Facility (PSD) -- To facilitate better ser- within fifty feet learn of an intersection, traffic in all more about the business world. If and the Naval Station Branch vice to you, our customers, PSD lanes of traffic leading to the interested, please call Joanne Facility at Leeward Point will GTMO has extended its hours of at intersection shall stop in the 8307, Monday through Friday, offer a special birthday dinner operation. Commencing immediately, 8 a.m. manner described above. Traffic until 2 p.m. We need a minimum to all active duty enlisted PSD will maintain a night shift shall stop for stopped school number of students personnel having a birthday available for all Customer Service buses for this pro- whether or not gram, so during the month of Feb. 1980. functions. Available services flashing lights tell your friends, neigh- are displayed by the school bus. bors, and co-workers. The meal will consist of steak consist of general record review, and lobster with all the trimmings DRUG ABUSE CONTROL, routine service record entries, The Barrel Club is available to ALCOHOLISM and will be served at 5 p.m., PREVENTION. Record of Emergency Data (Page 2) residents of the base for private The Drug Abuse Control Friday, Feb. 29. Personnel inter- and the Alcoholism updates, Enlisted Personnel Action parties, either catered by one of Prevention Pro- ested in participating in this pro- Requests (1306/7's), command the major military clubs of the gram in the Navy are viable efforts gram must show evidence of birth rations requests, and general base, or uncatered. in which the Navy acknowledges its date to appropriate enlisted dining information assistance. Hours The following instructions should responsibility to minimize drug and facility MAA no later than 4 p.m. alcohol abuse; of operation are Sunday through be followed when requesting this is outlined in Monday, Feb. 25. use of Thursday, 3:30 to 11:30 p.m. Rem- the Barrel Club: current directives. The ultimate ember, we goal is better COMO PATRONS are encouraged to are here to serve you. 1. If the party is to be catered utilization of human If you have a problem resources and the resultant have reservations for the popular or need some by one of the major military clubs improved information, effectiveness in the accomplishment Sunday Family Nights. Reserva- stop in and see us! on the base, contact the manager of of the primary mission of the com- tions will only be held for 15 min- the particular club to do the cater- mand, utes after the scheduled time ATTENTION ALL DEPARTMENT training ing, and they will make arrangements The goals of the Navy's Drug Abuse Control and unless patrons call to alter their petty officers, the Navy Motion for the Barrel Club's use. Alcoholisim Pre- vention reservation. Patrons are requested Picture Exchange has received a new 2. If the party is not to be ca- programs are to prevent, CNO reduce and ultimately eliminate to cancel their reservations in SITREP #14 that you may check tered, a letter requesting the use the out. For abuse of drugs and alcohol in the advance should they choose not to further information contact of the club should be submitted 10 Navy. The Navy dine at the Club. 8295 or stop by the Navy Motion days prior to date of function to has two specialists on board Guantanamo Picture Exchange. the manager Enlisted Open Mess Bay, NAVSTA and can be reached MINISTERS MEETING - There will (Windjammer Club) via Comptroller, via phone, 8390 or at the be a Catholic ministers meeting TOASTMASTER'S INFORMATION - We U.S. Naval Station specifying the Human Resources Office, bldg. Tuesday, Feb. 19 at 7:30 p.m. in all enjoy freedom of speech, but times and date to be used, and for #90, adjacent to the :'Hook" bldg. the Main Chapel. This meeting will are we well versed in being able what purpose. THE NEX WILL OFFER COBBLER SUPPLIES be for those ministers who have to speak correctly and publicly? 3. If the request is approved, a and equipment for sale in the credit been designated to function in There is in Gitmo an organization deposit of $50 will be placed with union office behind the main the Ash Wednesday Lenten Mass that can help you to project your the management of the Enlisted Open retail store on Tues. Feb. 19, from 9 am- at 7:30 p.m. thoughts and to get your points Mess, to guarantee that the Barrel across to an audience. Club will be cleaned by the group 4 pm. ASH WEDNESDAY SERVICE - The The Guantanamo Bay chapter of using it, following their function. Catholic community will celebrate Toastmaster's International is Upon inspection by management, the the Eucharist at 7:30 p.m. in the that group. They will be holding deposit will be returned if clean- Main Chapel. At this time our their regular bi-monthly meeting ing procedures meet specifications. in the young Christians for first Harbor Lights Lounge of 4. The keys for admittance to the Try LIOD confession will be presented the CPO Club on Tuesday, Feb. 19, Barrel Club will be picked up at the 7 p.m. to our Christian community. Windjammer Club, iby the person re- 1:00 General Hospital Why not call Ace Riviere at 8733 sponsible for the group, and re- 1:45 Cartoons or Lewis Payne at 8814 and make OLD DOMINION UNIVERSITY announces turned to the Windjammer Club on the 2:00 Ghost and Mrs. Muir your reservation to attend this its first 2 short courses of day following use of the Barrel 2:30 My Favorite Martian (BW) dinner meeting. It may be just 1980. Dr. Raymond Morgan, Assis- Club. 3:00 Cannon (BW) what you have been looking for to tant Professor from the School 5. Any damage to the property or 4:00 Cartoons improve your public image. of Education, ODU, will be on equipment will be charged and paid 4:35 Wild Kingdom base from Feb. 25 through March 7. for by the users. 5:00 Spotlight Special He will teach a one credit class 5:30 Newswatch Holiday Edition titled Speed Reading and Reading 6:00 Hollywood Squares Efficiency and a three credit 6:30 Achievements in American Black class called Reading Instruction history in the Middle and Secondary Schools. 7:00 Wonder Woman The cost of the one credit course 8:15 Notes of Interest is $34 ($8 for active r 8:20 Rockford Files duty military a le n d a personnel using tuition assistnace); Today c 9:10 The Contenders the three credit course will be 9:15 Jeffersons $102 ($25.50 with TA). Today 9:40 One Day at a Time Registration will be held for 10:05 Monday Night Movie: "Robbery" Al Anon meeting, East Bargo Old Nursery these two classes from now until School building, 7 p.m. 12:00 Newswatch Update Feb. 25 or until the classes fill. 12:05 Carol Burnett and Friends Guantanamo Bay Duplicate Bridge Club ODU office hours are Tuesday, meeting, BOQ Annex, 7 p.m. 12:25 Bonanza (BW) Wednesday, Friday from 9 a.m. 1:15 Sign Off Take Off Pounds Sensibly meeting, elementary until 12 nooni and Thursday from school B-9, 6 p.m. (99197). 3 to 5 p.m. Call 8307 TUESDAY for further Jamaican United details. Fellowship Order of Service prayer meeting, 7:30 p.m., church on Bay Hill Road. 9:00 Electric Company A.A. speaker's meeting in ARS ward of Naval Hospital, 8 p.m., (open), 9:30 Sew What's New 951082, 952236, 952248, 99181, 99280. 10:00 Dusty's Treehouse (BW) GumtWmIoGazette 10:30 Mr. Ed (BW) .1 Tomorrow 11:00 Here Come the Brides (BW) 12:00 Green Acres (BW) Roman Catholic Mass, 11:35 Captain John H. Fetterman Jr. a.m., Base Chapel. 12:30 Bob, Carol, Ted, and Alice Protestant adult choir rehearsal, 7:30 p.m., Base Chapel. Naval Station Commanding Officer Protestant junior choir rehearsal, 3:30 - 4:15 p.m., Base Chapel. Lt. Richard L. Thopson.Public Affairs Officer A.A. meeting in East Bargo foe. Susan Wehbran.Asistant Public Affairs Officer Old Nursery Hut, 8 p.m. (closed), 99280, JOC Bill Read.Editor 99181, 952248, 952236, 951082. JO2 Brenda K. Starkey. MOVIES Copy Editor JOSN J. Michael Porter.Journalist JOA Paul D. Clifton.,.Journalist Thursday Downtown: Jennifer, PG Mrs., Geny Ketnedy.Production Assistant McCalla: Gone in Sixty Seconds, Roman Catholic Bible Study, Base Chapel, 7:30 p.m. PG The Guntatan Gazatte is published according to the Marine: The Wanderers, R rles and repglations for ship and station newspapers S outlined in RAYcROS P-35 and under the direction Roman Catholic mass, Base Chapel, 11:35 a.m. Leeward: The Amityville Horror, of the Naval Bas Pblic Afairs Officer. Printed R fivetses weely at government epense on government equipment at the Navy Pblications ad Printing Service Church of Christ Bible study, McCalla Chapel, 6:45 p.m. (951035). COMO: The Evictors, PG Branch Office, the opinions or statments in nse item CPO: Closed that appear herein are not to be construed as official or as reflecting the vie, of COcRAVBABE or the De- Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, East Bargo Old Nursery School building, Post #46: Rocky II, PG parteent of the Nay. 7:45 p.m. (8390, 913240). Windjammer: Closed Guantanamo Gazette Tuesday, February 19, 1980 Page 3 Federal Laws Limit Super Clock Vote Interference Set For Space

While members of the Armed Forces are encouraged to register and vote and to take part in other permitted voting activities, there are specific types of political activity prohibited by law. So, legally speaking, here's what the Federal statutes say about political activities in specific areas- . * It is unlawful for any within or without the Armed cer or employee of the United commissioned, noncommis- Forces, to poll any member of States to promote, discharge, sioned, warrant, or petty offi- such forces, in or out of the demote, or degrade in any cer in the Armed Forces to (1) United States, either before or manner or change the rank or attempt to influence any after a ballot is cast, with ref- compensation of another offi- member of the Armed Forces erence to the choice of the cer or employee, or threaten to vote or not to vote for any vote for any candidate, or to or promise to do so, for giving, particular candidate, or (2) state or publish any result of withholding, or neglecting to require any member of the such poll. Title 18, U.S.C. make any contribution of Armed Forces to march to any 596. money or other valuable thing polling place or place of vot- * It is unlawful for a Sons- for any political purpose. ing. Title 42, U.S.C., tor or Representative in, or Title 18, U.S.C. 606. 1973cc-24 Delegate or Resident Coi- * It is unlawful for an offi- * It is unlawful for an offi- missioner to, or a candidate cer, clerk, or other person in cer or other person in the for Congress, or an individual the service of the United vil military, or naval serv- elected as Senator, Represen- States to give to any other of- of the United States to native, Delegate, or Resident ficer, clerk,, or person in such der, bring, or keep or have Commissioner, or for an offi- service or to any Senator or under his authority or control cer or employee of the United Member of or Delegate to any troops or armed men at States or a person receiving Congress or Resident Coi- any place where a general or any salary from money de- missioner any money or other special election is being held valuable thing on account of unless such force is necessary or to be applied to the promo- to repel armed enemies of the tion of any political object. United States. Title 18, Title 18, U.S.C. 607. U.S.C., 592. * It is unlawful for an offi- rived from the Treasury of the cer or member of the Armed United States to directly or fori Forces to prescribe or fix, or indirectly solicit, receive, or a candidate's immediate attempt to prescribe or fix, in any manner be concerned family, to make contributions the qualifications of voters in with such activities, any as- to any candidate with respect In this artist's conception, the proposed Solar Probe circles the sun. It will carry one of the Smithsonian-designed any election in any State; to sessment, subscriptionor toacehcinftherate, gravity-sensing hydrogen maser clocks, accurate to+-1 prevent contribution for any poca eceedh$1,0.noindividal prevent or attempt to second every 50 million years. any qualified voter from exer- purpose whatever. Title 18, shall make.coniisag NASA Photo the right of suffrage; to U.S.C. 602. cising of General Relati- compel or attempt to compel * It is unlawful to solicit or gregating more than $25,000 If you're waiting for the girl Einstein's Theory any election officer to receive receive any money or other in any calendar year. Title 2, friend or the wife when she's shop- vity which predicted in part that a vote from a person not le- thing of value for any political U.S.C. 441a. ping, the old garden-variety wrist- gravity would slow down the passage " It is unlawful to make a gaily-qualified to vote; to im- purpose in any fort, Navy watch will serve. of time. yard, or arsenal or in any contribution in the name of pose or attempt to impose any But if you're really into keeping If you go looking for a hydrogen for conducting room or building occupied in another person or to permit regulations Exchange, any general or special election the discharge of official duties the use of one's own name for time, then check with the Smithson- maser clock at the nearest in a State; or to interfere in by any person being a Sena- such contribution. Title 2, ian Institution. you'll have no luck. And, if you any manner with an election tor, Representative, Delegate, U.S.C. 441f. The scientists at that august in- did have a couple of million dollars unlawful for anyone officer's discharge of his du- Resident Commissioner, can- " It is stitution have come up with a clock so that you could buy one, you'd U.S.C. 593. -didate for Congress, or by an while an elected or appointed ties. Title 18, that gains or loses only a single find yourself with a clock that had * It is unlawful to intimi- officer or employee of the officer or employee of any could not really date, threaten, coerce, or at- United States or a person re- branch of the Federal Gov- second every 50 million years. no hands and which tempt to do so, any persons for ceiling any salary or compen- ement to accept any hon- A demand exists for these "ulti- be used in telling time as we know the purposes of interfering station for services from orarium of more than $2,000, mate timepieces," according to Bill how to do. to accept honorariums ag- with the right of such persons money derived from the or Waller of the team which developed A Solar Probe which the scientific or for whom to vote. Treasury of the United States. gregating more than $25,000 to vote the hydrogen-maser clock. The hand- world is trying to get funded will Title 18, U.S.C., 594 Title 18, U.S.C. 603. in any calendar year. Title 2, " It is unlawful for anyone, v It is unlawful for an off- U.S.C. 441i. made timepieces are being used for include one of the super clocks on extremely precise navigation in its journey close to the sun's sur- space as well as for research pro- face in the 1980s. jects including one which confirmed nBlackHistory

WHAT BLACK HISTORY MEANS TO ME:- hLNURTARY I A A WITE AMERICAN NEWS I'm ans ANN-i stationed at NAS AIID, 27 years old, I have a wife and two kids. I've been asked to tell what I think of Black Bistory Month. UNITAS XXXI PERSONNEL AUGMENTATION PAVING FOR COLLEGE That's really a hard questionfur o because I guess I never addressed it before. I'n a product of a white middle class American family and like Operation UNITAS XXI is a good- It takes more than brains to get It takes most white Americana all I knew about black history was that they were will cruise in which U.S. -Navy an education these days. brought over here from Africa to serve as slaves for rich plantation own- ships will have the opportunity a small fortune. to era and from there after they have been looked at as being second class to conduct joint exercises with It now costs $3,567 a year citizens until the present. Frankly I feel rather ripped off by the various South American navies send a student to a public univer- and an average of $5,733 views of society that ran the school systems when I was younger. and to visit foreign ports of sity -- I know now that black Americansa played an important part in American unusual interest. The U.S. Navy for room board and tuition when history, that many of them gave their lives in support of this fine task group will circumnavigate it's private. And some experts country. It's a shame that after all these years these people are finally South America during a cruise of estimate an annual rise of nine getting the recognition that they deserve. approximately six months beginning percent a year. I know that when I first came in the service that a black chief was in June 1980. If you're facing such crushing line, don't despair. a rare thing and a black officer was almost nonexistent. If a black In order to ensure required costs down the great thing man went up to see the Skipper that he was almost guaranteed the maximum manning it will be necessary Your government has a penalty under the UGwJ, but today blacks and really all minorities are to augment the participating going. With tax-saving found in all levels of authority. Today if a black goes to mast they U.S. UNITAS on a TAD basis. So cheer up. shift part can be assured that he/she will get all the breaks that anyone else would Specific rating requirements have Savings Bonds, you can costs to Uncle Sam. get and will be judged on his merits as a man or woman not if he or she not yet been identified but the of your college is black/white/yellow/or what ever. following are likely: PW, OS, RM, As beneficiary, rather than co- return in As fat as I'm concerned there are only two colors in the Navy and ET, MS, JO, PH, CT, PC, AG, MM, owner, you can file a tax child's name, listing Bond they're blue and khaki, and if you think any different, then the hell RT. your at the end of with you, the service has no place for anyone that thinks a minority is In addition to the requirements interest as income establishes -pthing less than you are. above, personnel of any rating the first tax year. This who can speak Spanish or Portu- "intent," so no further returns are John F. Jaeger AMH-1 guese will be considered. Any needed for a "tax-free" education W/C 540 AI141 GTMO male member desiring to volunteer plan -- unless your child' s income for the UNITAS XXI personnel aug- exceeds his or her exemption mentation, whether presently on total. filing sea or shore duty, should do Or you can wait to start so via special request. Personnel returns until your child enters nominated must be considered college and begins cashing Bonds NINES by CO to be high quality indivi- for expenses. As long as other MINAS duals, professionally competent income -- and interest on Bonds and suitable representatives of cashed each year -- is less than the U.S. overseas. the exemption, no tax is due. a Selectees will be notified by In themselves, Bonds aren't you a May 1, 1980 and required to quick buck. They won't make report approximately June 1. fortune overnight. But you can see UNITAS XXI is a unique opportu- how they pay off darn well in the guaranteed PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME nity for sailors to visit long run -- and at a interesting liberty ports, work rate. I am a minefield sign. I work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week keeping So if your child keeps competing shoulder to shoulder with coll- people out of the minefields. I don't work hard, but I do hang around and you keep saving you'll both eagues in other navies, and exper- when I do my job. Some of my friends have turned up missing lately. be ready for college. ience the true navy adventure. Our absence could cause someone to accidentally wander into a mine field and get killed. I overheard the Marine who built me say that we are government property. I'm not sure if that means we're overpriced or ENERGY. overpaid, but taking one of us could result in a voilation of the uniform code of military justice. So, please don't take me or my friends. We can't afford to waste it. Page 4 Guantanamo Gazette Tuesday, February 19, 1980

****************************WINTER OLYMPICS******************************* by LCDR Wally Gunter 't N a

Monday's results: February 2 and 3 was one more weekend filled with fun packed tennis for about sixty folks who played in the Mixed Draw Doubles Touranment at Women's ten kilometer cross country el Racquet Club. In my humble opinion, this is the best of all the tournaments. Where 1. Barbara Petzold, East Germany, 30 minutes 31.54 seconds else can you get to play with a good looking partner (all tennis players 2. Hilkka Riihivouri, Finland, 30 minutes 35.05 seconds are beautiful), spend a weekend together getting sweaty and it's OK? 3. Helena Takalo, Finland, 30 minutes 45.25 seconds Also everyone plays nicer with you play with soneone else's wife. Tennis, that is! Men's figure skating(Standings after compulsories) The winners should be congratulated. Terry Fout and Patti Rohe com- bined old age and treachery with youth and skill to defeat Jeff Backer and 1. Jan Hoffman, East Germany, 44.76 points Pat Adams (In Pat's first mixed doubles draw tourney) 7-6, 7-5 in the 2. Charles Tickner, Littleton, Colorado, 43.76 points Division I finals. The consolations were won by a couple of new guys, 3. David Santee, Park Ridge, Illinois, 43.04 points Bob Rohe and Martha Stout who defeated some other new kids, Bob Cust and kathy Rohe. There were enough Robe's in this tournament so the odds Men's giant slalom (Standings after first run) were pretty good at least one would get in the finals. Greg Rumpf and Jane Fout defeated Ed Lambert and Mary Liz Popp 6-3, 1. Andreas Wenzel. Lichtenstein, one minute 20.17 seconds 2-6, 6-0 in the Division II finals. On the lighter side Mike Middlebrooks 2. Hans Enn, Austria, one minute 20,31 seconds and Carolyn Dunn defeated Sam Adams and Donna Scott in the consolations 3. Ingemar Stenmark, Sweden, one minute 20.49 seconds in three sets. I'm glad I wasn't playing in either of those matches. The heat and sun melts your underwear. Nordic combined (Standings after 70-meter ski jump) We did have a couple of tie breakers in the course of the weekend and some of the players were confused as to how they go, so I thought I had 1. Ulrich Wehling, East Germany, 227.2 points better discuss a typical tie game in GTMO. 2. Walter Malmquist, Post Mills, Vermont, 221.8 pqints Players A and B have just tied C and K in mixed doubles, 6-6. Player 3. Hubert Schwarz, West Germany, 219.6 points A served last. It is now player C's turn to serve twice. C serves to A, who returns to C, back to A who hist spectator (E) right in the stands. Tuesday's schedule: Spectators (F) and (G) help him into the car to see the doctor (H). On the next serve player C hits the line judge's (J) beer can (I) out of Biathlon, Individual 10 kilometers. his hand. The next serve goes into the net. Score: 1-1. Speed Skating, Men's 1,000 meters. After exchanging racquets twice, getting a drink of water and allowing Alpine Skiing, Men's giant slalom, 2nd run. line judge (J) to get another beer (K), it is B's serve. B aces D Cross Country Skiing, Men's 15 kilometers combined. who was watching the beer (K). B serves again, C returns it and nails E Figure Skating, Men's short program. Men's double luge. again who had just been sent from the hospital to the Racquet Club for a Awards, Olympic Center and Mirror Lake. doctor (H) while switching sides, a small argument concerning paying Figure Skating. Ice Dancing, Free Dance. attention ensues, during which someone swipes the line judge's (J) beer (K). He tetw two more from the Club house (L and M). Player D buckles down and wins both serves. Score: 3-3. 4 tiIEF ,O It is now A's turn to serve the last three points. He loses one and wins one. Score: 4-4. C and D flip for who wants to receive it. D NHL results loses so he receives. Players and spectators (P through S) are suddenly quiet. Only E's low moans can be heard. A bounces the ball then serves z v Chicago 3 Atlanta 2 a bullet serve which knicks the corner of the grandstands next to E's Winnipeg 6 Quebec 5 head. Spectators P through S laugh and A smiles weakly. As player A Philadelphia 6 Pittsburgh 5 raises his racquet spectator E nails him between the eyes with beer Buffalo 2 Montreal 2 can (K). anyway, you get the idea -- see how a simple example makes Toronto 6 New York Rangers 4 things clear? The next tourney is the time for all us hackers to try to knock off NAS held onto third place by the top players in a handicap singles. (No, you don't tie their defeating Marine Barracks 57-50. shoelaces together). The weaker player simply gets a point or two LOCAL SPORTS Geer with 16 and James amd Mathews plus maybe a game or two when they play a better player. Sign up by, with 14 were top scorers for NAS. Thursday at 4 p.m. at the Racquet Club. Andrews scored 14 points and Tyler 10 for Marine Barracks. BASEBALL SCORE INTERCOMMAND BASKETBALL STANDINGS NAVSTA BLUE 60 WON LOST GB Co. L 21 NAVSTA WHITE 45 1st PWD 9 0 Marine Barracks 3 2nd NAVSTA BLUE 7 2 2 NAVSTA Blue defeated NAVSTA 3rd NAS 6 3 3 Co. L defeated Marine Barracks White 60-45 Wednesday night to 4th NAVSTA WHITE 5 5 4 Leeward 21-3 Thursday night. The remain in second position in 5th Co. L 4 5 5 winning pitcher, Fitzpatrick, the standings. Lewis with 16 and 6th MARINE BARRACKS 2 8 7/ struck out 3, walked 4, and gave Campbell with 14 were Blue's top 7th HIGH SCHOOL 0 10 9 up 4 hits. Dameron was the losing men. Russell and Buck for TOTAL SCORING pitcher. White scored 13 and 11 points. NAME TEAM POINTS AVERAGE BASKETBALL SCORES PWD 80 1st Lewis NAVSTA Blue 171 19.00 HIGH SCHOOL 34 2nd Long Co. L 134 14.88 NAS 57 3rd Russell NAVSTA White 128 12.80 MARINE BARRACKS 50 PWD still remains undefeated 4th Scott PWD 113 12.55 after their win over High School 5th Overton PWD 107 11.88 80-34 Wednesday night. Scott 6th Hill NAVSTA White 103 10.30 and Overton for PWD, were both 7th Gatson MARINE BARRACKS 100 10.00 in double figures with 24 and 8th Green NAVSTA White 97 9.70 For sale 21 points respectively. David 9th Geer NAS 93 10.33 Beaulieu and Jeff Cramer for High 0th Beck PWD 92 10.22 '78 Chevette, $3,500, 64409 AWH, School had 10 and 9 points. 8576 DHW, ask for Nancy.

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