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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 19 No. 51, March 12, 1987" (1987). Central Florida Future. 694. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/694 he Central Flor ·da Future • • ~ 1987 e Ce a Florida Fu1ure Volume 19, Number 51 University of Central Flbrida/Orlando .. Thursday, March 12, 1987 SG presidential election has only one official candidate
by Don Wittekind them (Reid and Mandato)," EDITOR IN CHIEF he said. "It brings out the importance of the position." "It scares me. Assistant Chief Elections Apathy is really Wanted: Student Body President. Commissioner Elise Cronin becoming a Applicants must be wHllng to campaign. would also like to see more No prior experience necessary. must be problem:" UCF student in good academic candidates. "Even if we only standing toking at least 6 hours of have one candidate, we have classes. Requires 25-30 hours a week. -J.J. Mandato, Pay Is fair - $92.31 a week - but office to do most of the same work and secretory are Included. Vice as we would do for two," she vice presidential Presidential running mate a must. For said. candidate more lnforma tion contact Student Government. Cronin explained that even with only one candidate the No, Student Government race would go on until three months ago," Cady has not started running March 19. That means that said. "J.J. (Mandato) and I classifieds for presidential SG would still have to rent a have been working together candidates, but ·with the tent, buy advertising and all along and Ira (Smith, SG election coming up on March even inform area campuses president) has been working 30 and only one candidate on of the election date before with Roy (Rei d) ." the ballot, maybe it should. finally declaring an Cady said that he thinks After the deadline for uncontested election. that most people who might regular candidacy had While this election will not have run decided to support passed, only Roy Reid go uncontested - there is now the strong candidates. (president) and J.J. a write-in ticket - this will be "I've made no bones about Mandato (vice-president) the first time in UCF history grooming and training J.J. had filed their intent to run. that only one candidate has (Mandato) for the position," And according to Student been listed on the ballot, said Cady said. "I think that one Body Vice President Steve Student Center Director of the big problems of the past Cady, at least some members Jimmie Ferrell. has been that the new people of Student Government However, SG officials say really didn't know what they would like to see more people they do not feel that this were doing when they took in the race. election should be taken in a over." "I was looking forward to negative light. SEE ELECTION PAGE 6 having someone run against "I ~nticipated this about FREE PARKING Donna Calloway/Central Florido Future A Sheriff's Deputy takes advantage of his patrol car to use a faculty parking area. Although UCF police say they warn oatrolmen to get parking decals, apparently this one has not had time to get around to it. Proposed federal cuts total $10 million at UCF of most of the 1,300 students by Steve J. Pustelnyk receiving it. NEWS EDITOR The group of UCF senators included Attorney General Denver Stutler, Melissa Pellerin, Scott Walker, Mario Ponce and Wolf. They spent last weekend in Washington as part of an a11-out national effort to avert the proposed cuts. Overall, 30 of the 250 senators came from the state of Florida. The senators spent the weekend meeting with financial aid representatives and Donna Calloway/Central Florido Future attending conferences to prepare for heavy lobbying Florida may be imposing auto insoections if State Insurance Commissioner Bill Gunter with congressmen. has his way. Cars like this one and probably many others driven by college students "We will be meeting with could require maJor repairs, or face being pulled off the road . . representatives Bill Nelson of Brevard County and Mike Billrakis from the West uto inspections may be returning Coast., Wolf aid. Gunter explained that the program would He said meetings were by Tracy Enlow be controlled by the Department of Highway CENTRAL Fl0'1 DA FUTURE also cheduled ~ith Safety and Motor Vehicles under the Florida's U.S. Senators, Bob governor and the cabinet. Under this Graham and Lawton Chiles Auto inspections will be a major topic of the program, the state would be divided into Our Motto· Just say no to 1987 legislat1ve session in Tallahassee three equal zones, with each zone being cuts in student financial according to Florida State Insurance awarded to an independent private a· d Wolf said. He added Comrnisioner Bill Gunter. contractor. t at l mon would be deli ' red to the Department Gunter is promoting the return of annual At least one inspection zone would be of Education to r pre ent the auto inspection. Auto safety inspection are required in each county so that the majority our deal ~tudents are neces ary to protect Floridians from the of the zone population would be within five danger of vehicles with faulty equipment, EE CUTS PAGE 6 Gunter said. SEE INSPECTION PAGE 4 2, lhe Central Ronda Future. March 12. 1987
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• ew College sued by playwrite; Faculty Facts ILLINOIS U. OFFICIALS ARIZONA GOVERNOR EXAMINE COMPUTER ACCUSES REGENTS OF p oduction of play banned USE FEES LOSING CONTROL OF U. A proposal would levy a 20 SYSTEM campus journals. per semester fee to all by Lisa Jeon Silva students to help pay campus Gov. Evan Mecham COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE Other campuses restrict the arts, too. Last week, Notre Dame suspended a student news computer costs. ew accused administrators of magazine for publishing a story and photo students also would pay an the three state universities of University of Alabama officials last week about how Notre Dame had forced a campus added $11 orientation fee. taking over Arizona higher • decided not to let a student produce his literary magazine to drop an "erotic art If approved, the orientation ed and usurping control o controversial play on campus, and, in reply, print" from its pages a few months ago. fee will take effect this the Board of Regents. The student activities office said the art summer, and the computer the student sued them one day later. "University presidents run print of "an embracing couple" was fee this fall. Meanwhile, one student group the Board of Regents instead "inappropriate," and that the Scholastic, the demonstrated in favor of banning the play - of the other way around," he student news magazine, had violated INDIANA U. SLOWS called "Babylon Motel" -- while another told members of the "policy." PASSAGE OF demonstrated to equate the banning to Scottsdale Chamber of At Alabama, Edward Still, Alves' FOUNDATION censorship. Commerce. UA officials say it's an issue of how they attorney, maintained Alabama's "agents" INSPECTION BILL use their facilities and of nudity. The based their decision on "what they believed The bill would force private playwright says it's an issue only because to be the content of the play." In addition, university foundations to Mecham claimed less than comply with existing open 50 cents of every university some nude scenes feature black and white Still plans to argue UA officials' "unlimited actors together. discretion" in allocating facilities needs records laws. dollar goes for instruction, "Given (UA's) historical perspective," said limits. IU lobbyists convinced and he wants to cut the graduate student and playwright Walter "There's been a long line of cases," he state House Governmental education budget in 1988 to Alves, "it will find the interracial (sex) said, "where judges determined that, for Affairs Committee members force university officials to scenes offensive." example, a police chief has too much power to amend the bill to require change the system. "The issue," announced Roger Sayers, in deciding to permit parades." "He might foundations only to attach ,, , copies of their annual audits We don t have. too m~y UA's vice president of academic affairs, in decide he likes this Shriners group, but on to yearly reports submitted to people who are paid too high the other hand not these Vietnam Vets who a press release explaining why the school the Secretary of State. on. o~r faculty," Mecham denied Alves' play a stage, "is how the want to protest something." The original bill followed sa1.d. We ha":'e some peopl1e university chooses to use its facilities." School officials and attorneys said it was an FBI investigation of paid very ~ugh who don,t He added UA "is not obliged" to provide a their policy not to comment on reported financial losses in teach our children, ~n~ thats stage for any play, just as it is not required to IU's foundation. where our problem is. publish all the manuscripts submitted to SEE PLAY PAGE 5 Colleges examine dating pol-icy discuss other· ways of mmuruzmg Staff Report sexual harassment on the campus." COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE "Consenting relationships between students and instructors are In what seems to be a growing not classed as sexual harassment national trend, the University of really," conceded Laura Shepherd, Delaware last week proposed simply director of Delaware's Office on the to ban romantic relationships Status on Women and drafter of the between students and their teachers. original ban, "but they can end up And, in a reaction that also seems that way." to be a trend, Delaware's faculty A wide variety of schools, in fact, members don't want to accept the have tried to regulate student ban. professor relationships in recent ''The Delaware proposal," said Dr. months. Most, however, stopped short Lesley Francis of the American of an all-out ban on them. Association of University The University of Texas faculty Professors (AAUP), "tries to last year vetoed a ban even though RUNNING legislate morality. It's a mistake." William Baker, UT Arlington vice The Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity ran for the American Heart Association "Delaware's Faculty Senate did this past Sunday. The event raised $1 ,000 for heart research. agree to meet with administrators to SEE RELATfONSHIPS PAGE 4 . N Cl •PIONEERS presidential candidates will funding. Osceola County Residents, nationwide from 1983to1986 Karyn Sokolowiski and speak for up to five minutes, Alternate delivery or persons related to a said they'd sµffered Mitch Bramel earned the followed by a twenty-five services will be the subject hospital volunteer or a attempted or actual rapes. right to become the first UCF minute question and answer covered by Dr. Peter Colby, physician. students to be designated as session. of UC F's public Students fitting these • PETITION Professionals in Human The vice presidential administration department requirements and attending Texas-El Paso students Resources after passing a candidates will follow a Priorjtizing services and a Florida school can are petitioning to oust an national certification exam similar agenda. ways to determine what and complete and application by accused criminal from their how to cut, will be Mayors the May 1 deadline. administered by the dorm after El Paso district American Society for •WORKSHOP Dick Fess of Lake Mary and More information on both attorney dropped charges Personnel Administrators. Methods to deliver local Bettye Smith of Sanford, and scholarships is available UCF's Student Personnel government services at a Leesburg City Manager Rex from Will Shaffner at 275- against Dwight Meyers, 19, Association, the only chapter time when federal revenue Taylor. 2827. for sexual assault on an 18- in Florida to win the ASPA sharing stops, state There is a $15 fee which year-old woman. superior merit award in mandates continue and covers materials and •RAPE "He's still the same 1986, is advised by Dr. growth management breaks. The program will A rash of rapes have toward girls," complained George Stevens, associate regulations loom even begin at 8:30 a.m., at the caused MSU officials to hire student Christy Vasquez, professor of management at larger will be unveiled at a Park Suite Hotel. For more more police and to urge who started the petition. UCF. Mar. 20. workshop info call, 275-2123. women not to walk across "He'll still try to make Sokolowiski is president of sponsored by the UCF campus alone until they find advances and he still makes the chapter, and Bramel is Institute of Government. •SCHOLARSHIPS the people responsible for 10 crude comments." secretary. Ray Sittig, executive The American Business reported rapes in and around director of the Florida Women's Association, the campus since late •VISIT •FORUM League of Cities, will cover Tomorrow's Women December. President Daniel Ortega of presidentiaVvice future state mandates and Chapter, is sponsoring a San Diego State, Illinois Nicaragua has announced presidenti 1 forum will be local revenue sources. Joe scholarship. The deadline is and Tennessee all reported he'll accept an invitation to held on M r. 25 tween 11 Collier chairman, Florida Apr.1. multiple -- though probably speak at Tulane in June. .m. and 1 p.m. It ' ill take Chamber of Commerce The Humana Hospital unrelated -- rapes during Meanwhile, Auburn pl ce on the green by the Foundation and senior vice Kissimmee Auxilary fall semester. students last week held a H alth and Physics president , Florida Power Scholarship for students Separately, a Kent State three-day vigil on campus uilding. and Light will address entering the field of study found 25 percent of the protesting U.S. aid to the During the forum all alternate sources of medicine is open to all women in college rebels fighting Ortega. 4, lhe Central Aortdo Future. Morch 12, 1987
A major complaint of driver's license, insurance too much of a hassle. The Gunter stated that ince INSPECTION Flori RELATIONSHIPS A few schools, like Temple University in issues," Francis said. FROM PAGE 1 Philadelphia, have banned sexual relationships "Our perspective is that anything more than an between students and teachers, and placed admonishment can cause problems in these responsibility for such liaisons on the teachers. cases. These are adults, but they need to president of academic affairs, claimed the "We're just saying the classroom is not an understand that even consensual arrangements proposal, which carried no specific penalty, would arena for solicitation," said Temple may eventually be a problem." make it ea!iier for administrators to deal with spokeswoman Sandra Featherman. "Our Harvard, Penn and Brown universities, for such case's. . University of ' California faculty students aren't attracted to us because of sex example, have yet to ban romantic relationships members also voted down a ~ that had been appeal,,,but becaU;~e ~of power. The question is,'Are between students and teachers, but they do warn recoifi'mended by the UC Academic Senate. • .. yQu. a~iilt enough"te· recognize this, and not use it faculty that such relationships can put them in "These procedures need to be carefully crafte~ jlgainst your students?"' and most are not," explained the AAUP's But most colleges issue warnings about the considerable professional jeopardy. Francis. "They should not be treated any pitfalls of such romances, and advise faculty to "What if it doesn't work out and the student differently than unethical activity charges such avoid them. says, 'I was forced into it?"' asked Brown faculty as plagiarism. This needs the same procedures "I think schools are better advised to keep their dean John Quinn. "It's very difficult to prove that such as faculty hearing committees and the rights hard policies wasn't the case. Then what if other students to legal council, witnesses and due process." concentrated on more serious harassment accuse you of unfairness?" A telephone number, that is. 'Ca.use jfyou're at work when the children come home from school, they· · should know how to reach you. Have 'em check in with a neighbor, too. They'll feel better. And so will you. For more information write me, McGru:tI the Crime Dog. (That's m;y mug on the right. Handsome, huh?)CrimePrevenUon · C l981 The Advertising Council, Inc. CoaliUon, Dept. A, A message tram t.be Box 6600, Rockville, Md.. Crtme Prevention Coalition, 20850. I.his pubUcatlon and Tho Ad Council. • · 1;:;::;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;::: :;:;:;::;:;:;:;:;,;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:llll ~ Student Senators will be i available at this time to discuss the constitutional PresidentiaWice Presidential amendments to be ratified during the Spring 1987 FORUM Election. March 25 10:00a.m.-2:00p.m. :· :·:.:·: ·:.: ·:=:=:. :· :=:::::::::::::::. :· :·:· :· :·:·:·:·:.: -:·:-:-:·:·:·:·:·:·:-:-:·:·:·:-:-:-:·:~: -:=: ·:·:~:·:·:·:-:-:-:~:-:-:-:-: -:·:·:-: ·:·:·:·:·: ·:·:·:·:·:·:·:·:·:· STUDENT GOVERNMENT is campaigning for you. :·:-:·:·:·:·:·:· :·:·:·: ·:·: ·: =: ·: ·:·: ·:· :·:· :· :·:·:::·:·:;:~:~:;;:;;;;;:::::::::::::;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.. ::::::::::::::::::::;:::;:;:::::;::::: ;:. u•~--~~-h~~~~~~~oo~oo'-'S!l~~~~~~~uuussu:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>.::::::.::::::::::::;.:>.:::::::::::::;,:,,,:,:;I • • PLAY away a date 'with ('Deep Throat' star) Linda become. FRO A PAGE 3 Lovelace in the seventies." Alves' suit seeks to force Alabama to let him UA's Allison said, "I was a student here at the stage the play, but the production may get even time and remember hearing something about broader distribution in me future. "pending litigation." that," but added she can't remember particulars. Alves reported he :s making a movie version of Earlier, Arts and Sciences Dean Richard Peck Alves said his play has artistic merit and that "Babylon Motel/' using "100 students as cast and had said some members of the community would the sexual scenes are necessary to it. crew." He hopes to ~how the film in the same have been offended by the play, which Alves said '"Babylon Motel' involves a 14-year-old half auditorium from which his play was banned. he contracted to produce on campus for credit. black boy and his attempt t.o "Dean Peck believes the material might be keep his 13-year-old white half-sister off the Moreover, the local publicity generated by the offensive to some members of the community," streets, out of the hands of his mother's pimp. He incident has been reported UA Spokeswoman Dale Allison, "and he is having a tender, loving incestuous invaluable to him, be added. Some movie denied (Alves) use of Morgan Auditorium." relationship with his sister," Alves explained. distrib~tors, the Los Angeles Times and People Alves maintained the university's objections Alves was working for a Los Angeles tv station· Magazme contacted him as the drama are more racist than provincial, noting UA has when he encountered the neighborhood around surrounding his drama reached a climax last allowed X-rated films on campus and stage Sunset Blvd. and Santa Monica Blvd., becoming week. productions of "Equus" and "Extremities," both of "painfully aware of a savage subculture in this which include sexually explicit material. country, a real primitive and atavistic Alves ad~ed he ~s "actually talking to a couple "There has been nudity on the University of subculture. The play is an attempt to portray the of people m California (about producing the Alabama stage before," he said. "They even gave wasteland that large portions of major cities have work)." • • ;"r.;,;;f)t, .. .· :;; ,;'[h~r~~S.1 : CUJJ~ P.i.d.~mit ~-- .. -.,,~.-~·1•'.·1 "-"t:"; .. '~----'- 1··-··.•. ~ .. ····--·-.· -- '· "!- ~·- ., 1.·1•_.-c'·~·~~.-~'f..:_:_.'_:_•··~_-·::_·.· ·., •. -.>.:. with~; 27 million victiliis~:i&~Q~ ', :Aiid'Iio visible symptoms. . . It's an epidemic of people who can't read. Join the fight against illiteracy by calling toll-free 1-800-228-8813. Volunteer Against Illiteracy. The only degree you need is a degree of caring. • • Serving The UCF Community • Savings Accounts • New and Used Vehicle Loans ' • Checking Accounts -• Automatic Teller Network • Daily Interest on • Mastercard Checking & Savings the UCF FEDERAL CREDIT UNION Located Right On .Campus (across from Bookstore) 'RE HERE FOR YOU 275-28 5 6, The Central Flori da Future. March 12. 1987 ELECTIONS wanting to do it this year." FROM PAGE 1 Mandato, however, is a little more concerned about ~-~.,.-A~~ the lack of competition. HDURS ~&.&'"-;I',..... Cady said that he thinks "It scares me," he said. 1 == that Reid and Mandato could "Apathy is really becoming be effective in their positions a problem." : ...; ~- CUTS $10 million in cuts. "I think FROM PAGE l if you look at it, that's about .012 cents per pupil," Wolf said. "It's nothing compared getting. to $10 million." ALL YOU CAN EAT! 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Mandato) and the GDI/ROTC ticket (David LaTour and John Grocke). This could definitely get interesting. Reid and Mandato will have a strong pull with the Greeks, who tend to be a powerful voting group. Also, with independents in the race the Greeks will be even more likely to come out in number s. Another group that is likely to be· to be good to Reid and Mandato are the SG activists. Both of these candidates have quite a bit of SG experience behind them and are likely to be the choice of all the current SG members. LaTour and Grocke also have some strengths to be noted. LaTour is a member of the Air Force ROTC. Grocke is in the Army ROTC. Both groups are also strong voting blocks. These two also have the largest fraternity in the world behind them: the GDis. Independents tend • to be a fairly weak voting group, but properly aroused, they could throw some kinks in this election . The Creek and roach approach Probably the biggest stumbling blocks LaTour What a sad day in Camelot when only one and Grocke will come up against are the fact that ticket runs for the posts of student body president they have no prior SG experience and that they and vice president. Well, ok, there is one write will not actually have their names on the ballot. in ticket. But in reality that doesn't leave Think about it folks, there are quite a few open students much of a real choice when they go to the voting groups. If you would like to take a shot at polls in a few weeks. being the next UCF Student Body President, all Well, this current dilemma in UCF politics was you have to do is fill out a single form. the seed of a conversation between Managing campaign promises than the real candidat es For more information on starting your political Editor Chris Richcreek and myself. because we know we'll never have to make career, stop by the SG offices and talk to anybody. "Hey, Tim, what if we ran for president and good.) They'll all be more than happy to help. vice president?" Well, to whet your appetite, here is our • Parking victory: It took three editorial I gagged. campaign slogan: · mentions in The Central Florida Future, but we The first thing I s~d was. something like, ''I'd "Creek and Roach--A New Approach." finally did it. The ticket box in the Health Center rather eat a pound of raw okra." But Chris tried to (P.S. to the Election Commission: We didn't parking lot has finally been fixed. convince me that it was worth considering. hire-anyone to think of that slogan, we came up ~ Great job parking patrol, it only took you six "Think of it, Tim: the policy making, the power, . with it ourselves. That means we don't have to months. Not bad by UCF standards. .the money, the women!" declare it as a campaign expense, right? Ho, wait Trash thieves: After all of the problems we at I was swayed. a ~econd, we're not really running, so wt can • The Cenral Florida Future have had with We realized running for office while working spend as much as we want. Never mind.) vandals, we could hardly believe it when our at the campus newspaper would hardly be ethical Watch out: Things to look out for when you're trash can was stolen. and might be the cause of a heart attack or two trying to enjoy your Spring Break next week: We operate on a limited budget here at your among the journalism faculty. That discouraged • Students from Michigan driving Chrysler ~ newspaper, so if anyone has any idea of where us. But we were still determined to do it. convertibles on the beach. our trash can went, we would appreciate any Then current president Ira Smith told us the • Cops named John on horses named Theodore. information you might be able to give us. thing about women was just a myth. • Girls from Kansas named Dorothy. If you have any information in this matter, Disappointed, we decided running for office • Muscle-covered jocks that lift weights on the please call us at 275-2865 and ask for Leslie. wouldn't be worth the trouble. beach a.nd say, "huh?" 3. lot. Baseball: The Knights just keep rolling along But we did come up with a new idea. • B~k in i- cl a d women who h ang around on the baseball diamond. If you've got a few extra We will just be a couple of guys pretending to muscle-covered jocks on the beach. moments away from hitting the books, check run for offi ce. We won't fill out that nasty paper • Dirty gas station restrooms. them out. They'll be in action over the break with work required of write-in candidates. When we • People handing out free condoms in dirty gas the UCF Spring Classic. The teams, eight in all, get back from Spring Break, Chris and I will tell station restrooms. will be playing some good baseball, so be sure to you all about what we would do if we actu~lly And one final note. Whatever you do, don't • get on out to the diamond and support our team. were running the show at student government. (I ever, ever tell anyone you go to school in Florida. Maybe an NCAA bid won't be so far away this figure we'll have more freedom in making They'll expect you to show them a good time. year. Uncontested election an SG plot " Well, I suppose by now you've make this into "the election that '*1'he Central Florida Future noticed that The Central Florida wasn't." Actually, I'm • P.O. Box 25000, Orlando., FL 32816 (305) 275-2601or275-2865 Future seems to have a fixation convinced this is part of a larger with the names Roy Reid and conspiricy to put the paper out of J.J. Mandato. If you are the last business. Don Wittekind Editor in Chief UCF student who doesn't know Think about it. Years ago, "' Managing Editor Chris Richcreek who these two people are, please Lauren McFaul student body presidents and vice Copy Editor see the lead story on page one. So if they Wal),t to deny us our presidents ran on separate News Editor Steve Pustelnyk Roy and J.J. had the audacity God-given right to cover one Kathy Johnson tickets and were always at one • Sports Editor to be the only people to declare interesting election a year, our another's throats. News! But Donna Calloway Photo Editor candidacy for student body attitude is that we're not above then student government caught Theresa Altomare Art Director president and vice president creating our own controversy. on started combining tickets. before the deadline last week. Thus, Roy Reid and J.J. So if you're glancing • That really pissed The Central Mandato did not slay their through The Central Florida Business Manager Paul Stepheroon Florida Future off, because an parents, steal the student Shellie Snyder Future and waves of ennui Advertising Manager uncontested election means no government station wagon, or wash over you, realize that it's Production Manager Todd Lutz candidate interviews, no mud- open machine-gun fire in the Jim Donato student government's master Ad Production Manager slinging, no surprise election cafeteria at 1unch time. They plan at work. They want to Publishing Systems Coorcfinator Brad Graziad:o results, and no folow-up stories just happen to be the only guys so e cCollister bore our r;adership away Classified Ad anager when he loser contests the vhose names will be on the that they can then do whatever Subscriptions anager election. ballot this month (write-ins they want without anyone In hort, an uncontested names, obviou-ly, are written finding out. You must admit, elec ion mean- e lose out on in). they've been doing a pretty vha is probably the only So, e're making the mo of good job. It's just a lucky interes ·ng cop that we get out· it despite thi seeming plot on thing that 'le're al] on to them o de go en all he a of t to I • Aorido Future. 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Rich Tan II Year • Clean. afe . . o Burning • Private Room and \1u. 1r I Coupon Expires May 10, 1987 • , 'top · t> xperience our '\ew AC'L'·\1 A, ' .\(; F Ta hie. I. l \ 1 11 Fl • p e e c r e invitationa in Ti us rille tempermen ome hing yColi Ke p and finished flfth in he all golfers a e to n rol. CE ~A.. ~OR ':JA E Florida State intercollegiate hen he m er hi tournament. The fifth place tempermen he ·u rob bl finish came amongs tough one of he be t golfer in the Junior Joe Regner, the competition from 24 teams nation," · son aid. number-one ranked golfer and over 100 players, but il on al o fel that at UCF, has been hailed by according to his coach, Regner' temper come from coach Dale Wilson as, " a Regner 's toughes opponent his incredibl ompeti i •e man ith incredible may be himself. spirit, an integral element of potential." Regner took "He could be great if he m n fine golfers, but one first place in the TODAY ever learns to control his that must be controlled. "I real1 don't agree with that at all,' sa , Regner, "he sees what he thinks is me getting upse , but actu 11 I use it to my advantage- when I'm hard on my elf it gets my adrenalin flowing." Regner felt that his primary problem to be worked on was his shot • management. I've been watching Nolan Hinkey of FSU, who's probably the best in the nation right now. He has really changed his game b by knowing what club to use Joe Regner putting in some putting practl and the right time to use it, so • course s hedule ha diet t d I thought I might try the how much I play, but It a same," Regner said. mu has I can to get in m r "Joe has every type of shot than an hour per day/' said in his repertoire, including Regner. playing in inclimate Regner, who plays ar a weather, "agreed Wilson. courses uch as Rio Pin r His practicing regimen and Bay Hill, is familiar includes about three hours with many cours in th per day on both the driving Central Florida area. 'I range and his favorite think Central Florida is Rob Peery /Central Florida Future courses. "Basically my going to become the new hot SMU "Pro' '' ay ut schola ships and oa h th n it Staff Report competitors. COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE h imp ct (CPS) -- The NCAA's (National Collegiate Athletic Association) sentencing of Southern M thodist University's football program to a "death penalty" has left a mix d impression on athletic directors around the country -- some call it long overdue, some overly harsh - of but they aren't sure it will d ter it others from breaking NCAA recruiting rules. "I think pressure's put on a lot of coaches," says •r. ob rt Sunderland, athletic director of th University of San r ncisco. "There's often a feeling among coaches that they'd b fir d soon r for losing than for cheating." But the NAA hop d th s v r penalties it imposed on SMU would have "some deterrent v lue," the NCAA's David Berst said in announcing the sanctions 1 eb. 25. In a joint investigation, the NCAA and SMU found footba11 play rs w r being paid anywh r from $50 to $750 a month to play for the school. Joe Weinstein/Central Florido Future Mor cash -- totaling bout $61,000 in 1986 -- and free cars, travel nd apartments w re provid d to player by SMU sports boosters, also in dir ct violation of NCAA. And because th CAA dicciplined SMU' athl tic programs six times sine 1958, th CAA issued its har h t s tio yet. Jose Soto Jose Soto one of the seven payers batting above .300, eods t e team 1 h a sizzl'ng average of .438. So o is a so t e team leader in RB (25) a d stole bases (9). He wen 5-6 I t ee end agai De ro· 0 12, The Central Florido Future. March 12, 1987 · Sponsored by The BeachWr~W'Hawaian lnn·Daytona Beach · Miss Ute Beer Bathing Beauty />ageant 1:00 PM Friday Co-Sponsored by CORAL I 0 II NISSAN , "worrcr '''' c.1•r --- • • • Daytona B~ach Sprffng Br~ak bUowout a8l • by Rob and ~ach You finally made it. Classes are over for now! Poised in the middle of March is an oasis we all know of, an oasis we call Spring Break. By now you're narrowing down the choices of possible locales to erase school from your mind. Sure, you're probably thinking of Fort Lauderdale, but heed these warnings: 1. You positively, absolutely, cannot ever throw a , frisbee on the beach. (You would probably get a ticket for that). 2. You will pay through the nose for a"convenient" one-mile hike to the beach from your parking space. 3. If you fmd a room, chances are you will pay over $70 a night. 4. There are more barricades there than in some Communist block nations. (As a matter of fact. most of Amerika was filmed down there). 5. And finally, as implied by the ridiculous parking fees, you cannot, absolutely ever, even if you are in need of a liver, drive on the beach. SEE DAYTONA PAGE 2 I 2, Confetti, March 12, 1987 DAYTONA FROM PAGE l toward Winnebago-sized belt buckles, then the Wayne Newton concert at As you can tell, we don't the Ocean Center is for you. think very highly of Fort Newlon is scheduled to Lauderdale. It may have appear at 7:30 p.m. Tickets been the happening place are $16.50. when our parents went, but tim~ .3 have changed. That's March 19: Comedy night! why we have dedicated this Jay Leno and Joe Piscopo issue to Daytona Beach! will appear at the Ocean Banana Talk' s spring break Center at 7 p.m. Ticket choice for '87! prices will be announced First off. some facts about and free tickets will also be Daytona Beach for those of given away. you who might not know March 20-21: In front of anything about Daytona. the Hawaiian Inn Hotel, Fact number one: You can The Miller Lite Daytona drive on the beach! (But Beach Shores Open unfortunately not at night). professional beach volleyball tournament will Fact number two: The feature two-man teams, beach is big enough so that playing for the prize of Students from Rhode Island and Conneticut have fun during you can throw whatever you $6,500. The matches will be Daytona Beach want! held from 9 to 5 p.m. on Fact number three: The March 20 and 8 to 5 p.m. on preceding the bar matches countxy bar. "Roy Rogers mostly Reggae, but will large number of motel the 21. the number on the map.) wear" to casual. Four mugs. occasionally slip into Top rooms make the rates very Also on the 20 there will be 1. PENRODS: A dance club, 6. THE OYSTER PUB: Not a 40. Five mugs. (Our highest reasonable. Prices usually a "New Grooves Concert" at casual attire. Three mugs. dance club. This is a place to rating). run around $40 to $50 per the Bandshell, featuring 2. PLANTATION CLUB: A eat oysters and drink beer night. three new bands. The bands dance club, also casual before you go out. Four 10. 701 SOUTH: Mainly Fact number four: Daytona will be announced during attire. This nightspot is like mugs. Top 40, sometimes New will host MTV in the week. a Bennigan's with a dance 7. THE PIER: A large airy Wave dance club. An celebration of it's spring Expo America will run floor, meaning that you will dance club, focusing on excellent spring break bar, break! from March 20 through the occasonally wind up Rock and Heavy Metal. since it is situated inside a Now that you know some 24 at the Ocean Center. It dancing with a potted fem Wear your casual leather. hotel and is therefore basic facts, we'd like to tell will be ·open from 3 to 8 p.m. when it's crowded. Five Three mugs. you the main events that Free samples will be given mugs. 8. CONFETTI' S: Top 40 always packed. Almost will be happening during away. 3. BEACHCOMBER: dance club, mostly a Yuppie anything is allowed. The our spring break! In case you decide to Casual! light-hearted dance hang out. Three mugs. dress code varies from March 14: Head for extend your spring br.eak for club. Cozy, very cozy. Four 9. THE OCEAN DECK: A baggies to "Don Johnson Daytona! another week, which we mugs. vexy casual, shoe-box sized wear". Five mugs. March 15: Hoo-boy, it's highly recommend you do, 4. RAZZLES: Another brass bar, but don't be fooled by Interesting stuff will also be wrestling time! That's right. here is what is going on. On bar, with more plants than it's size. The Ocean Deck is going on at 701 South there will be a wrestling the 24 Bruce Hornsby & the bars. "Don Johnson wear" a an excellent place to drop match at the pcean Center Range will be at the must, more formal than into during the day for a during the week like MTV located at 101 N. Atlantic Bandshell; on the 25 James your usual bar. Two mugs. cool, frosty beer after you've and ·students Against Avenue at 8 p.m. Brown and Wang Chung will 5. FINKEY'S: A bar you can been walking up and down Multiple Sclerosis will March 16: An organization perform at 8 'p.m. at the slap your goat in. You the beach. At night, the called the Potter's Clay Plaza Hotel; on the 26 KBC, guessed it; this is a pure band Windjammer plays SEE BEAC~ PAQE 8 Foundation is sponsoring a 'til Tuesday and The Kinks concert at the Bandshell. will be at the Bandshell. The only problem is that Now that we've filled you in the band playing there on some of the events on the beach, we'd like to tell you hasn't been announced yet. Photos by about a few of the nightspots The concert is scheduled for Mike McCollister noon. that are worth checking out. March 17: Neil Dixon and A brief description, College students Avitar. will perform at the followed by our official from Rhode Island Bandshell, at 1 p.m. and Conneticut "Mug Rating" accompanies having fun at However, if your tastes lean each place. (The number Daytona Beach • 10 Confetti. March 12, 1987, 3 ·-Alcohol isn't always the cause of balcony jumping by Edee Dalke parking lot and died instantly." state law that allows hotels to crazies who have completely lost College Press Service It happens every year. Daytona detain a student acting in a life their senses. Beach records, starting from 1966, threatening manner. Last year, A friend of one of last year's She bought new clothes. a report at least 28 students have students could not be detained victims was quoted as saying, "The swimsuit, sunglasses, all ln upbeat fallen from balconies. Fifteen have unless a police officer witnessed night preceding was nothing really styles. Spring break was died. The average fall is four the action or had an arrest too crazy. just partying and approaching and Laurain Day stories. In 1984, three accidents warrant. meeting people. He was a fun Buffington, like 265,000 other brought one death. In 1985, three A spring break safety committee loving guy, but he wasn't crazy college students in 1986, was died of falls in Daytona Beach. In last year also created a student enough to jump off a balcony." heading to Daytona Beach for fun. all of Florida, seven students lost "code of ethical conduct." Students Most balcony deaths have been The day Laurain left the Gordon their lives during spring break, checking in at participating hotels from an unexpected loss of Community College campus in three by falling off balconies. have to sign the code, which balance. Barnesville, FL she aced her As a 1983 Kansas State includes notice that it is illegal to ·it's so senseless," reported the chemistry final. The 20-year-old University graduate who climb over or on balcony railings, friend of another victim. "He was journalism student was even more transplanted to Daytona Beach windows. roofs or ledges. afraid of heights. And he wasn't the excited about her spring break three years ago, I have now seen Sadly enough, students' response kind to take chances." , plans. But she also talked about spring break from the other side. A to the deaths in the past have only A newspaper article quoted a safety. spring break veteran myself, I been a pause before the party 1985 victim's mother. "Losing a She knew students had fallen recall with pleasure my own continues. Many feel it's not a child is a pain that is profound and from balconies to their deaths in travels from South Padre Island ln possibility for themselves. Like unrelenting. There's a cavalier several cities during previous Texas to Fort Lauderdale. balconies: attitude toward these deaths. spring breaks, that there were , Living in Daytona Beach, I hear "That next balcony is so close ... People think the kids deserve what those who drank on high · talk about "what those dam kids "There's a party over there, and they get. We encourage the free and balconies. As she left she did this time ... " I chuckle to going balcony-to-balcony is easy dispensing of alcohol. Then remarked, lbat's crazy. I wouldn't myself, and realize that only three quicker." ''I'll just sit up here on the when tragedy happens, people say. dare hang around them." short years ago, I was doing many ledge." "I'm just following my "What a drunken bum.'" Alcohol "Not ME, .. she said, "that's crazy. of those same things myself. friend, and he just made it. .. "If I do may weaken one's judgement, What's the thrill in that?" But when I hear of a falling a hand-stand and go over, I'll still certainly. But the history of But days later. Florida front page accident at a hotel just down the be holding on to the handrails." "I balcony deaths shows various news read, "A 20-year-old college street.. I cringe. I cringe because I can simply lower myself down to reasons and situations for the student from Georgia plunged to know it was an ordinary student. the next floor... "The others will falls. Anyone on a balcony could be her death Thursday when she lost No one unusual. No one who came grab me before I go over." "Not Me. caught up in the moment and be at her grip while trying to climb from .to spring break to end his or her That's crazy. What's the thrill in risk. me sixth floor balcony to another. life. th a tr I >olice report Laurain Day In an attempt to end such Laurain Day Buffington, they Here is a list of some of the high ~ · 3uffington fell backward onto the senseless carnage, there's a new think it happens only to the risk banter of people having fun on Get some shredded paper into your liie1 Write for The Central Florida Fu • ·ture's feature section, ConfettL Stop by the offic·e and fill out an application or call 275-2865 and ask for Cindy. • United Parcel Service I ~ I Part-Time Positions Available • u s United .Parcel Service will be accepting applicatio.ns for part-time loaders and unloaders. excellent pay · $8.00 an hour. Please sign up for an interview appointment in the Career Resource Center. ADM Suite 124. UPS is an equal opportunity employer. Work shifts begin at 4:30 a.m., 5:30 p.m. or 11 :00 p.m.; Monday through Friday workweek. 3 to 5 hours per day. 4, Confetti, March 12, 1987 Townshend delivers 'another Make A Splash scoop' of his finest work ... and earn extra money! by Randy A. Salas Join our Sea World Team. Enjoyable PICK OF THE WEEK: full-time, part-time and temporary Pete Townsi"lend, Another Scoop· (Atco seasonal opportunities are now Records 90539). available at our beautiful marine park. In the extensive liner notes to Another Immediate openings exist in the Scoop, ·Pete Townshend writes: "This is the second in a series of albums bringing following areas: together demo-tapes, home recordings and unreleased oddities produced during my e FOOD SERVICE career in and out of The Who." OPERATIONS Although targeted for collectors. this e release is readily accessible to anyone who e MERCHANDISE has ever liked The Who or its dynamic guitarist, Pete Townshend. e TICKETS Another Scoop is quite a collection too. Townshend has assembled 27 songs To apply, visit our Employment Center, spanning 20 years of songwriting for this Monday through Friday, 9 am to 4 pm. double-album set. :lnother Scoop is the tragic "Brooklyn Because everything on the release is All these positions start well above some sort of demo of a song written by K1ds." According to Townshend, the song Townshend, he contributes all vocals and ·.vas inspired by a "nasty vision" he had federal &state minimum wage! plays nearly all instruments. On the tunes "one sunny afternoon." The haunting that were eventually recorded by The Who, ballad is complemented by a beautiful Townshend's vocals serve as a refreshing orchestration written by Ted Astley. the change from the raspy vocals for which the musician's father-in-law. band's lead singer, Roger Daltrey, was Astley orchestrated several other songs known. on Another Scoop. In each case, the music Fully one-third of the material on the enhances Townshend's writing with great Equel Opportunity Employ4!• double-LP are original versions of songs effect. that were later recorded by The Who. Only two songs on the double-LP were An energetic reference mix of WYou not written by Townshend. One is the Cole 1------Better You Bet" kicks off the album. Porter tune "Begin the Beguile," in which Townshend practically shouts the lyrics in the guitarist offers his own unique this pumped-up version of The Who's interpretation. The other non-original popular song. song is the traditional blues tune "Driftin' Another well-performed demo of a Who Blues." song is the classic "Pinball Wizard." Townshend also includes several Townshend uses only two Gibson guitars instrumental tracks. The most captivating for instrumentation. He sings in a falsetto of these is "Prelude. the Right to Write." On that--although it falters occasionally- this one. the musician hooked up 16 suits this song particularly well. speakers to one synthesizer and placed Other Who songs include "Happy Jack," them in the recording studio as if they were "Substitute," "Long Live Rock," members of an orchestra. The resulting "Christmas," "Pictures of Lily," "Don't Let sound gives the illusion of a large Go the Coat," and "The Kids are Alright." multivoice string section. Townshend For the most part, the remaining songs details this clever set-up in the liner notes. on this double set have never been released In fact, the liner notes. themselves are A lot of music. A lot of store. before. 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He will appear in • WINTER PARK {! * his famous sad-hobo costume at CHAMBER OF COMMERCE * Uptown Jewelers on Main Street. The Winter Park Chamber of {! U.S.A to pose for pictures and sign Commerce Cultural Affairs autograp_hs. He'll also be Committee is seeking performers {! * personally signing pieces in the for their Second Annual Music Emmett Kelly Jr. line of collectible Festival in the Park. This all day {! * procelain clown figurines, which event will be held May 16 in are sold at Uptown Jewelers. Central Park in down town Winter {! * Park Groups interested in • TBEMAITLANDPUBLIC showcasing their talents and {! * performing for 20-30 minutes LIBRARY Cluring the day should contact {! * March 19 at 7:30 p.m. and March Ellen 'ratich-Williams at 305-645- 20 at 10:30 am. filmgoers can 4095. {! * travel to the rolling farinlands of North Central Florida as they view • THECREATIVEART {! * the films, Eighteen Cousins and GALLERY Florida Thoroughbred at the The Artists of the Creative Art {! * Maitland Public L:ibrary's Spring Gallery at 345 Maitland Avenue, Film series, ''Your own Backyard." Present an exhibit of "New York." {! * Each of the twenty-three members of Creative will present new York • THE CENTRAL in their Media. Open free to the {! * FLORIDA JAZZ SOCIETY public , running through April 4, • {! * The Central Florida Jazz Society Tues. th.rough Sat., 11 a.m. to 4 presents a delightfully unique p.m. and Sunday 1-4 p.m. piano of Jane Jarvis. 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DRINKS FREE FROZEN ARTISTS 1 ·2 :00 50 CENT ®c~ @~@@ DAQUIRIES STOPS DRINKS • 8, Confetti~ March 12. 1987 Oscar hypocrisy can be fun Term Paper by Alain Levi WASTELAND Cave Bear) does playing a There is a very old and Neanderthal with excess tedious argument Column A cleavage, back when concerning the Oscars that cleavage wasn't as much a goes: turn-on as it was a feminist .. You can't compare a message to the domineering comedy, to a drama, to a watching golf. I'd rather hunters and gatherers, who film about 16th century play the games. Sitting with were back then mostly missionaries in the a Michelob in my hand, male. Bolivian jungles trying to forcing me watch television Right. Already a tough convert the natives to on a Saturday afternoon decision, but now let's Christianity... would be a torture second throw in the wild-card. Jeff Obviously. That's why the only to making me sit Goldblum plays a human people at the Academy don't through a complete Jerry fly in the classic existential even bother. That's part of Lewis film.) tale, The Fly. How can we their charm. And that's Yes, the Oscars also compare Goldblum who what separates the Oscars celebrate the best and the naturally looks like a fly to from every other mindless beautiful, but the Academy Hannah who pouts around competiton that this grand competition is so shallow pre-Historic Europe nation has contributed to everyone recognizes that looking like she's done up international culture. who wins and who loses has for a night out at Spit. Of the Super Bowl we can nothing to do with any The choice is, of course. at least say that, well recognizable, identifiable obvious: maybe, the best team really quality. Real People and Robert Redford for Legal does win; or with a beauty Critics agree, confirmimg Eagles. who through the pageant (but never, ever a the hypocrisy of the event miracle of modern make-up .. scholarship" pageant) we year in, year out: loses at least ten years. can say, well maybe, the .. Well, there's what should The next most exciting most beautiful, or multi win: and then there's what I category is Best Original talented woman wins. But, want to win and there's Song. This year James in the end, you're better off what will probably win." Ingram and Linda remembering (though few It's just like .. Battle of the Rondstadt battle Little • do) that's it's just another Network Stars," only a tad Shop of Horror's !he show, a ploy for your less violent. Mean Green Mother from attention or dollars or The critical competition, Outer Space," with extra time, and when the this year, Hollywood-wise, "Somewhere Out There." At points are totaled, or a final is for the Best Make-Up the presentation Linda and punt clinches the game you . award. It's a tough decision, the plant are going to do a haven't so much watched a but I've begun with it duet, after which it will Executive Services competition as an amusing anyway because I've seen all swallow her whole for the cf Aesecrch Pork Inc. tribute to the art of self three nominees. What needs good of humanity. promotion. to be decided is whether My choice: The song that (In The Research Pavillion) (I'm a cynic regarding Tom Cruise (Legend) looks Dom Deluise sings about .. sports. To me, watching better as a sexually virile food in "An American football is just as dull as forest fairy, than Daryll Tale." 275·6455 watching bowling as Hannah (The Clan of the SEE OSCARS PAGE 8 Maybe there is Alafaya Village Shopping Center a slibstitute for ~ expe •ence. Thanks for Making Our Address Your Addriss... a Thank You! 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Townshend tells the story behind each Townshend writes in the liner notes: "I song. He also includes where and when the haven't played around recording all these song was recorded, as well as what years just to sell songs; I've done it for fun instruments he played. Townshend's and for myself.". Upon hearing Another ~~ honesty reveals a side of the musician not Scoop, the listener has no trouble believing often seen on a "normal" release. those words. PIZZA&SUBS He reveals interesting facts about his What we have here is an inside look at songs loo: He admits he stole the riff for how a songwriter and musician operates. "Substitute" from the Rolling Stones' It's a perspective not often offered to music "Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown." He calls fans. And it's pulled off without a hitch. 11794 EAST COLONIAL DR. In Orlando "Happy Jack" a nonsense song. 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