THECORD WEEKLY Wilfrid Laurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, November 27, 1980 Volume 21 Number 12
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by Carl Friesen on the nature of the message) are Did yousay somethingreally rude also delivered personally to the to Security in the Turret last night recipient's door. Members of the but are now too embarrassed to go company said that given the words and apologise in person? Looking or the general idea they will make up for a really novel way to request an the lyrics and the tunes also if extension on an English essay? Or necessary. are justdying to ask out the guy you "The two that sing, study Vocal" sit next to in Biz 111but justcan'tget said CarsOn. "We're willing to sing up the nerve? anything, absolutely anything". the services offered by five She added that the group will do enterprising residents of Hickory traditional songs like Happy House. FUN ... WOW! "The Birthday. "For that one we tap Company" is willing to deliver a dance". Cookie-gram, Singing and/or For this service the charge is dancing telegram, or Flower-gram $3.00. to anyone within walkingdistanceof For Flower-grams, the customer the WLU campus. has a choice of a rose or carnation A Cookie-gram is a message "colour of your choice". The service ("any message you want — includes delivery of an attached absolutely anything") written in message, the cost also being $3.00. icing on a large chocolate chip Flqwers are bought from a flower Little House floor B-1 wins a "case of bubbly" and congrats from the Cord forits business-like cookie. "As long as we can fit it on" shop but Carson would not reveal approach. Days of future past. said Sandi Carson, one of the five. which one. "We're still looking for She said they will draw pictures as the best dcal">- per special requests. She said FUN...WOW! is the idea This service costs $3.50 and of people in one ol the apartments at STUDENTS SPEAK includes personal delivery. Hickory House. Why do they do it? THE Singing and/or dancing telegrams "There wasn't anything like this by Mark Wigmore opinion of the student body and The Vice-President-Academic, (the dancing is optional and depends around". A record voter turnout and an recognize the importance of Dr. John Weir, who presented the overwhelming pro-Reading Week Reading Week in the academic motion to abolish Reading Week to have combined \to__give the year." Senate at its last meeting, was not as Senate a strong impression of elated as the Student Union ELECTION HAPPENINGS student opinion. In the vote held Brown feels confident that Senate President when interviewed by the Cord, Monday by the Student Union, 1861 will decide to retain Reading Week and thus his comments were by Carl Friesen question of whether the two should to quite students turned out cast their and work around the.problems in curt. Deb Harmaty was elected to the be disqualified with WLUSU Vice- ballots on the question of whether ways, other much the way other aosition of Arts Director in last President Randy Elliot, and he had Reading Week should be abolished. universities have. He suggested a When asked if he thought the Tuesday's byelection with 33 votes. agreed they should be disqualified. 1821 voted in term Of those students shorter academic could be one referendum question was a fair one. Runner-up was Cathleen Robinson "I have to follow therules. If I don't of keeping Reading Week favour way of solving the problem. He Dr. Weir replied, "No Comment". with 31. I'm being weak". forty saw while the remaining pointed out that Wilfrid Laurier's When asked if he was surprised a' The other two candidates, Although having a representative abolishing Reading Week as the best sixty-five day is the longest in term either the turn-out of voters or th« Christine Rol and Jason Price each present to count ballots is a Only two ballots were alternative. the province and that both Queen's vote, he stated that he was received 34 votes but were privilege not an obligation in many spoiled. and McMaster have maintained a surprised at the way it turned out.'' disqualified because neither had a elections, the ChiefElectoral Officer good academic reputation while When asked what effect he thought representative present to count is WLUSU elections empowered The referendum results are not in maintaining Reading Week and the referendum would have on ballots, a requirement which was set to make therules which must then be binding on the Senate but will be establishing a shorter academic Senate, stated, Dr. Weir "You out as manditory by ChiefElectoral followed. "1 made it mandatory at brought to Senate by the Student term. The theory that somehow should go to Senate and see". When Officer Debbie Stalker. theBusiness byelection and I made it Senators when the topic of Reading there is a relationship between term questioned further on the effects of explained this at mandatory at this election" Stalker Week comes up at the next Senate length and academic presitige, the referendum on Senate he She said she had meeting when she said. meeting in December. according to Brown, "doesn't hold allowed that "now (we) have an the all-candidates other rules of the water." indication as to how the students went over the Jason Price commented that had either WLUSU President Mike Brown feel". election. All candidates "obviously she (CEO Stalker) did had sent a was extremely surprised at the turn- He explained that the referendum been there or not make it clear enough that required. She out for the referendum especially question Was a fair one and that he representative, as somebody had to be there to count and Rol had "in light of the fact that it was an had inquired of the President of the added that both Price votes, or two people wouldn't have opinion to the university rather than University and Dr. Tayler had said Last Cord been there in person. failed to have been there. If she did a binding vote" on whether to keep it was a fair referendum question "I told them a violation of any of say it she did not state it clearly Reading Week and he was quick to and thus he saw no reason for the till Jan. 8 the rules and regulations would enough." point out that "more people voted Senate to disregard-it as illegimate. mean disqualification" said Stalker, Rol said she was disappointed (in % terms) in our student He also pointed out that the reference to the rule that in with what had happened, especially referendum than in the American combination of WLUSU funding Have A candidates had to have a as she came so close to winning, but election". for both sides of the Reading Week representative in the Concourse by did not dispute the ruling. She said question combined with the 4:00 pm. on Monday to count Merry she had written down 4:30insteadof He felt the whole referendum was coverage by the Cord gave ballots. "We stayed in the 4:00 as the time when her "extremely positive from the opportunity for a fair and equitable Concourse until seven or eight representative had to be in the student's point of view" and that he decision. minutes after four." Christmas Concourse. was take into "I probably in "hoped Senate will She said she had discussed the rules." consideration the overwhelming error. Rules are /
Enginews 6 Rock Talk 10 Hockey in the Thick 15 Among other things it could be Bits and Piecesfrom around the Three Victories in a Row have IN THIS ISSUE: called a different type ofpress, Music Business put the Hockey Hawks into the A look at the Engineers at middle of the play-off race Meet the People 2 Good News or Bad Waterloo term a newspaper The Weighing of Waits 12 Santa Claus isn't coming to News? 3 Garbled, confusing, poor, Volleyball Hits Top 18 town, he lives in town. He's a Employment stats for Hollick at the Turret 8 shabby but still great? Must be The Men's Volleyball team are student at WLU, but don't tell university graduates have been Sold out .performance of Tom Waits in a firstplace tie with theaid of the kids released. They're good or bad Hollick speaks for itself students from Bridgeport depending on your point of Public School view The Naismith Way off Campus 2 Tournament 14 Who goes to University.... 3 Cummings Still the Same 8 Women's Volleyball WLU is a many campuses The Centre Hawks hook up on one of the A study done at the University in the Square, Plumbered 19 wonder. Barrie, Brampton, Burton Cummings mixed the best B-B Tourneys in the Orillia, Durham, England and of Waterloo has' found that nation. Beat McGill but lose to The University of Waterloo university is still the domain of old with the new and remained beat the Hawkettes, but there is the Caribean are among the entertaining eventual tourney champs, places Laurier reaches the middleand upper classes Acadia still hope in the young season 2 The Cord Weekly, Thursday. November 27. 1980 A DIFFERENT LOOK AT HISTORY MEET THE PEOPLE by Joanne Rimmer there has been relatively little Unions, according to Dr. Morton, Last Wednesday, the Bookstore written about this part of our have been responsible for many by Debbie Stalker says Santa, and he sponsored another "Meet the history. Dr. Morton wanted topoint positive changes in society. Higher days.' Not true has lists, the drawings and Author" lecture up in the Turret. out what great effect unions have wages, better treatment of women, the gift Who is the most popular figure at to it. He time, the guest was Dr. had on Canadian society. the cookies for Santa prove This children and minorities and better Connestoga Mall this week?—Santa throughout the Desmond Morton, who wrote the Working People illustrates the benefits are just a few of the major also gets followed Claus, that's who! Santa just when takea break. book Working People, with a WLU Canadian work force through changes brought about by unions. mall he leaves to happens to be a first year general When asked what toys seem to top history professor, Terry Copp. pictures as well as written "Management gets the union they Arts student at WLU, in a business of favourites, Santa said he Dr. Morton was raised in an description. The book is the first of deserve". If management is co- the list parallel. His true identity shall would be a lot of army-centred family and he himself its kind and the authors consider it a operative, the union will be too. expected that there remain a secret, to protect the Santa action figures and went to military school for several challenge to other writers to "try Star Wars Claus industry. under the years, and is presently a history and surpass it". They had waitedfor Blueberry Muffin dolls My first reaction was—how do year. professor at Erindale College, someone else to write a book on THANKS trees this you get a job like that? Santa replied University of Toronto. He is Canadian labour, but when no such The following names a"re a list ofall About 30% of the children who essentially an "old-fashioned workappeared, they wrote this book or hopefully all the people who have that he had been over in the Student come to sit on Santa's knee, get their Placement Centre at WLU, looking CCFer" in political background. to inspire others. put the Cord together these past picture taken by Santa's assistant. for a summer job. One of staff Dr. Morton explained why he and In the book, there was mention of twelve weeks. From writers, typists the Santa's helpers are allmodels from a there approached him to see if he Professor Copp found it necessary the Canadian workers attempting a and production people to local agency, and provide a much would like to be Santa now. to write the book Working People. general strike just before WWII to advertising salespersons and editors. needed eye break from the littleones rough The main reason was that no work stop Canadian participation in the Here they are: Carl Friesen, Cindy Santa's job is a one at times who keep filing by. like this had been done on Canadian war. The strikedidn't work then, for Liedtke, William "Chip" Mcßain, (when small children kick him) and All the children and anyone who labourers before. The working several reasons, but it gives one an Kevin "No Sleep" Tutt, Jeffrey the beard and wig are awfully hot sits on Santa's knee receive a free has colouring people are a part of our history just idea of the potential power which Bryce, Mary Donkers, Erin and itchy. He learned many candy cane and book. as all the political figures are, but unions possess. Gilligan, Greg Brown, lan Head, things from this experience. "Well," Severl of his friends have come out Mike Strathdee, Use Loewy Blum, he said between ho ho ho's, "I to sit on his knee. His only request is Dan McGann, Derwin Lamont, learned that mothersdon't like it too that they call him Santa, and not Michael Orr, Karen Wilkins, Steve mifch when you drop the babies." spoil it for the little children who ENGLISH LANGUAGE TESTS Gross, Joachim Brower, Norm Understandable, I'm sure. He also believe so feverently in him. Nopper, Larry Dabin, Scott Fagan, learned not to sit children on his Musing aloud, Santa said, "Guess by Jane Allan The current policy meant that Laura May, Claude Schryer, Tim knee if they smell rather unpleasant. I will have to learn the names ofall A by proposal passed Senate will potentially good students were Baines, Sonya Ralph, Sandy French, Ah, the lessons that can'only be those reindeers, cause the kids keep standardize foreign language experiencing difficulty because of Barb Williams, Lynn Hrab, Michele learned by experience. asking me to name them off." proficiency test to ensure that language problems. Wilgar Healy, Brenda Armstrong (Home We've all be lead to believe that Well Santa, a Merry Christmas to foreign students can communicate expressed the Senate view that "in Row), Deb (Scoop) Stalker, (Killer) today's kids are 'tougher' or you, and a Ho Ho Ho to all you satisfactorily at a university level. fairness, University admission Kate Harley, Chris Lomore, Dave growing up 'faster' than in 'the old Cord readers. policy should give assurance of Fowler, JimPang, Dave Gilroy, Joe The current University admission reasonable success." Wilgar pointed Veit, Lynda Kirk, Diane Pitts, Jane policy as set out in the calendar out that the point of any pre- Allan, Joanne Rimmer, Nadine included a "one of the following" requisite is to assure that students Johnston, Meri-Ellen McGoey, Carl clause, which meant studentsdid not have an adequate background for Clutchey, Lee McArthur, Wendy have to take an internationally understanding course material. Boyd, Rick Nigol, Paul Whittacker, standardized test. Students could Under the new standards, in any Dave Van Dycke, Paul Scott, Gerry meet the University's requirements case where English proficiency is DeJonge, Joe Malec, Tony with a Standing in the Ontario questionable students will be Goerzen, Rick Pajor, David Grade Thirteen English examina- required to write an approved test Menary, Tim Doherty, Mark tion, or the equivalent, which such as Princeton's Test of English Kuderian, Cath Drummont, John according to J.W.T. Wilgar, as a Foreign Language (TOEFL) or Pease, Brian Franks, Randy Beitz, University Registrar, is not the University of Michigan English Laurie Bishop, Tim Fox, Paul necessarily equal to a "proficiency Language test, there has been no Williams, Debbi Previtt, Mike to handle language demands." such test for the use on a worldwide Kuntz, Germaine Rousseau, Paul Wilgar says the change is being basis developed by a Canadian See My Thanks continued, made for "humanitarian" reasons. institution. on p. 4. STAFF CORD BY PIC Santa's identity remains a secrel WLU: TO THE PEOPLE by Nadine Johnston and Innisdale Secondary School. Rodger Tschanz Innisdale is an ideal building—a WLU's part-time studiesprogram newly built school which houses the in Simcoe County has been around Laurier library of the area. The for almost 20 years now. library consists of approximately 6- Back in 1962, the Simcoe County -8000 volumes. At the present time Teacher's Federation approached there are about 400 students Waterloo Lutheran University to registered in the Barrie program. determine ,if the university was A diploma in Business is now ■ I■ interested in setting up a base of offered in Simcoe County with a operations for a program of part- selection ofBusiness courses offered time studies in the region. each year in addition to a wide Secondary and elementary school variety of courses in the Arts and teachers had to travel longdistances Sciences. All of the "core subjects" in order to work towards a are offered at the Simcoe locations, universtiy degree on a part-time however there are fewer electives basis. Higher teacher qualifications than are offered here at Laurier. and hence salaries were the primary In this year's fall and winter terms reasons for initiating these studies. there are sixteen professors teaching By 1963, part-time study at Barrie, seven of whom are from programs were set up in Simcoe the WLU staff. These professors County in affiliation with what was commute from Waterloo to Barrie. then WaterlooLutheran University. Other instructors comefrom Simcoe WLU has many part-time study County, Toronto and other areas. locations; for example—Barrie, Initially these part-time studies Orillia, Collingwood, Mississauga, were set up in order that teachers Brampton, Midland and Waterloo. could attain university degrees while Last summer the centre for the maintaining their teaching Simcoe County Operations was positions; now there is an increasing moved from Orillia to Barrie, which number of people from the has a larger population base which community who are taking allows for greater expansion which advantage of WLU's services. would allow for a continuing Although the majority of teachers demand for part-time studies. now have their degrees may are In a poll taken among current returning to take additional credits students of the Simcoe County to improve their proffessional Program, 47% preferred the Barrie standing. location. Furthermore, Barrie is The Barrie program serves the only an hour's drive away for military as well as the civilians. Base instructors who are driving from Borden, which is about a 15 minute Toronto. drive from Barrie has some of its The centre of the Simcoe County recruits taking advantage of the ParJ-Time Studies is located at the part-time study program of WLU. The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27, 1980 3 New Studies: LAND OF PROMISE? by Mark Wigmore rate for graduates in their first year, The survey also found that male HONOURS DRINKING For by Norm Nopper dedicated to relieving the pressures students in their graduating a figure below the nationalaverage. graduates received a higher median year, A new Club, the H.D. (Honours of a tough week." Another member Concern at this time ofthe year The survey conducted by the salary ($2OOO higher in constant is Drinking) Club has been fromed on of the club stated that the club is not only for exams and essays but Ministry was sent to 35,446 dollars) than female graduates. It for jobs. Resumes, Job campus, and its membership is useful for "developing peerand beer Interivews, graduates of Ontario Universities. pointed out that close to 40% ofthe and applications are quickly expanding. The majority of skills, informal information skills, job a worry Out of those surveys, 56.7% were graduates who found full along side of the its members are second year and getting to understand the usual university returned. employment indicated that no worries. The business students who meet at 5:30 workings of the corporate information released The study found that Engineering degree was for their current the of required p.m. every Thursday in the Turret, structure," all useful for business by Ministry Colleges and and Applied Science graduates have employment. Universities after their core classes end. students. But it serves primarily a should help to increase the highest full-time employment or However, the club is open to all social function. decrease those worries, rate, 96.4% followed by Commerce members ofthe university, including depending on how the statistics are and Business Administration grads Bette Stephenson satd upon the viewed. faculty. New members are always Dues of 25e are collected every with an employment rate of 85.3%. release of the figures that "this Study of 1979 being sought. week and proceeds will go toward a An Employment Fine and Applied Arts graduates survey should help to dispel the University Graduates of Ontario The club started when a group of year end party. Although had the lowest full-time employment, myth that university graduates are six students went up to the Universities shows that 86.6% ofthe rate, 70.6% of the grads. , not finding jobs. Their starting business recognition and funding from graduates have found full-time pub one Thursday night. After some WLUSU will not be sought in the jobs Of the graduates with a Bachelor salaries and opportunity for within a year of talk, the club just evolved. The near future, it is that the idea graduation and a degree, 72% indicated thattheir jg'js advancement are excellent and as a hoped of Chairperson of the club, Flanner, will catch on at other universities further 8.5% grads havepart-time were at least somewhat related to group their career prospects employment within the first year. said that "the H.D. Club is across North America and Europe. their field of study and 84.5% of are probably better than that of an> This means a 4.9% unemployment grads remained in Ontario to work. other group of 18-24 year olds." FACTS TO PONDER by Sandy Newton, Imprint Findings: IMPORTANT A significant level of accessibility Employment :o post-secondary education has not Deen achieved, concludes the *2.7% unemployment rate for the recently-published findings of UW's 1979summer(or last '79 work term); WILFRID LAURIER student federation survey, since UW *29% of students working during 'still draws most ofits students from that period worked less than 16 STUDENT'S UNION the upper income level of Canadian weeks; "Men were more successful society." in finding employment of an Statistics also revealed that only adequate length, and co-op students 2.7% of UW students were fared better than regular students"; wishes to announce the Opening of Unemployed in the summer of 1979 "summer or work term earnings (or their last '79 work term). And of females are still significantly less those who worked during that than are those of males ... even more period women were, on the average, alarming is the wage gap between paid less money than men. females and males in the co-op The results of the survey of socio- program ... where female earnings ...WILF'S... economic status among UW peak at $3,000 to $3,400, male students were released last week by earnings peak at $3,500 to $3,999"; Federation researcher Debi Brock. *17.1% of employed students In an interview. Brock said the would "be unable to meet OSAP's survey backs up with statistics what criteria for establishing a student's THE GRAND OPENING WILL BE ON was presented in the Federation's expected financial contribution to briefto the Federal Provincial Task the cost of their education; FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1980 force oh Assistance last *one fifth of students work part- 'Jtine^:: ."-': -:: y.-v.-v.'Y.-jffl -'y.-v.-'.-9?.'.-?!-?''<£&'> ''-■■'■ ->a A';"':"v,'i results to the Ministry of Colleges "females in t '<*£■. ■ &-:■- ■: -'-'Kf' && f \■*£■■ i both the regular and . . *- -.. and Universities, post-secondary co-op programs are able to save less ' ' institutions, local and' Toronto than their male counterparts due to - press, local MPP's, the Toronto lower summer or workterm earnings Women's Bureau, and the Task ... this gap represents a significant Force on Student Assistance. barrier to post-secondary education Following is a summary of the for women;- as both sexes can be Federation's findings and expected to have similar living recommendations: expenses and tuition fees"; Findings: *"i"t is recommended that the Co-op Socio-Economic Placement Centre keep records of job placement by sex, in order to *32.2% of parents contribute to the determine the nature and the extent costs of their childrens' education: of discriminatory hiring practices ... of the number receiving parental more effort must be made to ensure help, 54.3% are co-op students; that equal pay for work of equal *over 65% of students have parents value becomes a reality"; whose combined income is $20,000 *"the Canada Employment Centre per year or more; 40% alone have a for Studentsand the media are either GILDA RADNERBOB NEWHART-MADELINE KAHN "FIRST FAMILY' The First Daughter The President TheRim Lody combined parental income of underused or not provideing an INfjIEPftODCOMPANY PftOOUCHON $40,000 or more; students with adequate employment IiCIARPJBESSMiS! 808 DISHY- HARVEY KORMAN AUSTIN PENDLETON Press Secretory TheVice President TheAmbassadorro rhe U N. The Prevdenno)Tronslorof *higher parental income made it opportunities"; vtfyd Ot .OnOuODS' • from Worner Bros more likely that parents were able to *"it is recommended that OSAP RIP TORN FRED WILLARD JOHN PHILIP SOUSA RALPH BURNS Croirrnonotrhe Pres*denr>ol kicoocibo- A Warner Communications Company f^ JointCh*eho(Stoff ■ contribute to the cost of education; increase its public profile from the • Aswan, DANIEL MELNICK ■ DUCK• HENRY £ wao wamer etc..am High., fwv»d 'women did not rely more heavily primary level ofeducation onwards, ~~ than men of financial aid from as well as making the same efforts to / parents (Careleton and Western increase student awareness of found they did); existence of appeal procedures." 4 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 Editor „...'. Mark Wigmore News Editor Carl Friesen THE CORD WEEKLY Sports Editor William 'Chip' Mcßain Entertainment Editor Cynthia Lietdke The Cord Weekly is published by Student Publications of Wilfrid Production Manager Kevin Tutt Laurier University. Editorial opinions are independent of the Assistant Production Manager..., ....Lynda Kirk University, WLUSU and Student Publications. The Cord reserves Photo Manager Rodger Tschanz the right to"edit all articles and letters submitted to it. The Cord is Photo Technician Tim Singbeil a member of the Canadian University Press cooperative. Ad Manager Dave Fowler Phone 884-2990, 884-2991 EDITORIAL "Carl, you knbw there's no ethics in business". I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't heard it myself. It was It's over. A decisive and loud voice of 1821 students has said no to an administration one of those times editors go through when an irate proposal and has asked that Reading Week be kept. The voice is decisive because over subscriber comes into the office outraged concerning 98% of those who voted said yes to Reading Week. The vote was loud because the some perpetrated in the newspaper. referendum drew the largest turn-out of any WLUSU referendum or election in injustice 'recorded history', 1861 in all. In this case it was an officer in one of the clubs associated with the School of Business and Economics But the question now is, will the Senate hear this loud, decisive voice. It must be who felt that we were not giving his club adequate remembered by students that the vote just held does not decide the issue, rather it is up coverage. Part of his reasoning was that since they were to the of the school to ultimately determine the fate of Reading Week. The Senate nice to us in giving us advertising we should be nice to referendum held by WLUSU was not a decision or policy making vote, but rather a them and give the events they sponsor extra coverage. lobbying effort on the part ofthe Student Union. WLUSU has neither the power or the My response (and the Editor's) was that for ethical authority to kill or save "dead week", the Senate does and thus it can, ifit so choses, reasons we do not provide preferential coverage no ignore the recent referendum and slash "slack week." Kill, hack, can, remove, eliminate, eradicate, junk or whatever the word, only the Senate can do it. matter how many ads they give us. His response was that since this was a business matter ethics had no to play But The referendum part will it? can have two effects on the Senate. First it can show in it. student opinion to the Senate; its strength and its unity. If so it can be an important and effective factor on the side of those who want to keep Reading Week. On the That really shook me up. What do the profs in the SBE other hand, it can also be viewed by the Senate as precedent setting. teach their students anyway? That profit and loss considerations are the only ones to be made in a business If the Senate goes along with Student Opinion and saves Reading Week then the situation? Ever heard of morals or social responsiblity? point could be made that Senate is simply bending to the wishes of the Student Union I am hoping this particular individual is an extreme and that any time there is a disagreement between the two, the Student Uniorf will simply hold a referendum. People don't like to feel pushed and if the Senate sees the case and that most SBE students have grasped the referendum pushing them into a decision, they might act against it. concept that as business managers what they do affects a lot of people and that some kind of ethical standard is Obviously the referendum is a legitimate voice ofstudents which should be listened to by Senate. Reading Week is that rare type of issue which can attract a consensus necessary. How much formal training in ethics they agmonst students as to their desires. It would seem impossible for the Student Union receive I don't know; there is one optional course in to use a referendum on most concerns. Students for the most part are not that Business Ethics offered by the Philosophy Department. interested, concerned or homogeneous to allow the Student Union to develop a strong Maybe that course should be compulsory. If the voice via the referendum. The Reading Week referendum should be a strong factor in business managers of tomorrow graduate from this the debate that now goes to Senate. It is up to Senate torealize it as a factor and move to keep Reading Week. institution without an idea of the wider framework they will be working in, what they have is not a university degree — it is a piece of paper that says they have been told how to run a business and that they have retained ******* some of that knowledge. A diploma from Lougheed The official opening of the new pub on campus will take place this Friday at 2 pm. Business' College can do the same on a different level. A Waterloo Mayor Majorie Garroll will be on hand to do the honours. Unfortunately, university degree is supposed to imply a knowledge ofthe delays caused by a back-log of paperwork at the Liquor Licensing Board will mean world and how its parts relate to each other; it that the pub will not be open to the public for about a week. By then some people will demonstrates not training but education. A business be saying "It's about Time." technician who knows what a balance sheet looks like but - knows nothing of ethical standards is dangerous for the health of the country. Merry Christmas In business managers, we need people who are aware of how their actions affect the rest of society, and are willing to take the responsibility along with the privileges their . Mark Wigmore position affords. Editor Carl Friesen, / News Editor LETTERS North America promotes a week we receive. Finally, we are happy to fixing the Turret's piano which That Old long drinking-fest? Also, look at all see that we can feel the same about at despite requests that it be the protesting the residents do WLU maintaining a tradition which Look maintained has remained in pathetic Pub Logic against U ofW's andU ofG's longer has been displayed throughout our conditionfor at least 5 years (burn it Other Things or fix it and consider We are writing this letter because hours. stay here—administration comes putting it in first, the students second. Wilfs). we feel that the Cord did not On Monday WLUSU held a adequately cover Dr. Tayler's 4. "The ptiblic might feel that ... Ted Sehl. referendum to determine whether or Dave Jones (OSAP) is on Spokesperson Class 81 brilliant reasoning for the limited being spent alcohol." for of not the students wanted to retain be My Thanks hours of the new lounge. We would —brilliant, jut what is an OSAP (P.S.—Maybe the name should reading week. A lot of time and continued, dollar? changed Ralph's, because the from p. 2. like to run through his reasoning dollar versus a common to effort (and student money?) was whole thing makes us sick!) to determine what anyone that once again for the benefit of the used Vella, Rita Dc Luca, Bill Praught, 5. "Finally, Dr. Tayler adds that is in touch with the students could Cord readers. Nancy Stobbe, Dave Bogart, Fred these hours are intermittent for not help but know. Laurier students 1. "The Principal purpose of McCauley, Murray McCaulay, Jane precautionary purposes." Right, Christmas and professors are very fond of university is lecture and studies." Litman, Glenna why should we risk letting these reading week. Dunning, Nancy Here Dr. Tayler realizes that the Peers, Ted Judge, Frank Pausch immature studentdrinkers run loose Presents Wouldn't be nice if WLUSU and only place learning ever takes place, it Tim Singbeil. upon the campus when we could as much effort 1) is in a classroom. Dear Santa: expended in To all these discourage them and let .them loose determining the students' opinion re people thank you for We have been good little kids all your help andI hope it will continue from in drinking establishments in the 1/4 million dollars on a 2. "There has been opposition year long. For Christmas we would spending in the New Year. To all the Readers members." community, so that weare no longer room opens and closes at the the Deans and faculty like Reading week. that of the work the above people have Exactly, responsible for their behaviour. of eye; 2) trying to make whose pub do those It would also be real good if we blink an done, next issue is 8. Have a Laurier successful instead of January students think it is anyways? could have Wilf s open longer hours. Radio happy holiday. In conclusion, we wish to m;i! way and closing We promise we won't get drunk taking the easy out MW 3. "Waterloo is a conservative two points. First, we are exceed every day. it down; 3) taking a lookat all oflast community ..longhours ... would be pleased to see all the money tlv year's election promises and at least noticed greatly by the residents." been sunk into a new facility i ■ Love. discussing their feasibility (take a How true, what other community in worth the extra two hours ofSO! Raggedy Anne and Andy look at last year's Cord); and, 4) The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 5 Question of the Week VIEWPOINT What do you think of the Entertainment provided at the Turret? WOMEN IN BUSINESS by Mark Wigmore pics by Rodger Tschanz by Dave Van Dycke uncommon to find girls playing common practices in business and I may regret ever having touched squash or some other sport but very women seem reluctant to use it. Well upon this subject, but I feel with the rarely will you ever sec them I suggest you make an attempt. The Gall Schotlander ever increasing proportion of compete in a game. The group! The next time you are 2nd year Business women entering the business school given the freedom to form a This is certainly not the fault of group, that something should by said. But the composition be primarily women, but rather a result of their should "I think it's good because it meets what? How does one go about maybe one or two early learning where these female with everybody's need? It provides a wide making generalizations about a behaviors exceptions. were forced to be suppressed. I also variety It's good group of women without offending of entertainment. feel that women are forced Finally I that women do having bands only periodically. and subsequently (later) feeling the into suggest now roles, by the male majority, which everything possible to force the wrath of feminine majority? I guess they may or may not wish to play. business school to adopt a course in we'll just have to keep in mind the They are often left out of verbal the curriculum strictly for women. fact that these are generalizations presentations because they are not There is a vast amount to business and there are exceptions to every forceful enough and often their literature written today which Jane Vero state of affairs (rule). major role is restricted to the typing focuses on women in management, ■Ist year Psychology of I am quite convinced in my own of (he report. If stereotyping was and a course this nature would it is now definitely be beneficial for your "I've been up there a few times and mind that both men and women ever a disadvantage, definitely a detriment to women in career. I've enjoyed the times. I like when have an equal capacity for have D.J. there business. they a up because of intelligence. However, I am not yet In my opinion women are as the variety of music ... also Cliff convinced that this will make Therefore, I feel that if there is important to the business world, as Erickson. Most bands play just one going be a change it women as equally successful as men to significant they are to the bedroom for without kind of music." either in the classroom or in the will not come from man's them many varied ideas and of women the business world. My reasons for this acceptance making methods would be lost. Moreover, it are simple. necessary "changes and forcing their would appear to me. and I am Jim Mcllwhanm way in. Howcan this be done? Well, speaking totally from experience, 2nd year Business to make few Women in general, simply do not allow'me a suggestions. that women are becoming much possess two key motivational factors Ihe handshake! The last lime you more aggressive in the bedroom, and "It's been pretty good. More New that must that must be present if were introduced to someone new did this may give some indication that Wave, something like the Demies they are to succeed: aggressiveness you shake that person's hand? they will be exhibiting much.of the would improve it. I go up justwhen and competitiveness. It is not at all Probably not. This is one of the most same behavior in business. there's a good group—Teenage Head, Stark Naked and the Fleshtones —rather than groups like Zon. I'm sure for the money they're SEEING THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE paying Zon they could have come up with someone like BB Gabor. by RickNigol overcome by an uncommon surge of Thankfully, Canada very seldom nationalism. It wasn't like the There are currently two slides into the shallow excesses of jingoism which can often be conferences in progress which found rationalisticsymbolism (save for the south the but more of a should help to sharpen of border, federal goverment's constitutional the quiet, pride. perspectives of many Canadians. reserved advertising hype). However, the would be the last to be The topic of the rights of the 1 one opposite, a complete disregard or Dave Lisle of our individual is on the agenda of both accused being a fervent disrespect for nation's symbols 3rd year Geography Canada'sConstitutional Committee nationalist. I do not have a 50 foot is equally as distasteful. on my front lawn; I don't to event iand the European Security flagpole Go any sporting or movie "Not too bad. Could be better. They "This Land Conference. In Ottawa, the debate hum isOurLand" in the and you will see a blatant reflection have a fairly good selection." don't care for the sub-zero of this Once a does not centre on the principle of shower; 1 apathy. national "True North" individual rights-but on temperatures of the anthem begins, you will see Johnny whether it particularly phase rights should be guaranteed by and doesn't me Canuck; slumped over, shuffling his when Hockey teams beat our legislation or by constitutional Soviet feet, yuking it up with his buddies professionals. But. more munching his entrenchment (and in this case, the and on ever present importantly. do appreciate the box debate is centred on wording). In I of popcorn. tremendous wealth and freedom Fred Norman Madrid, however, a major point of I was left dumbfounded (more year Geography that is to be had in Canada. 2nd discussion concerns the blatant than usual that is) when I went to see violation of human rights-namely. When you open your eyes and the first showing of the "Star Trek" "For the costs that students have to the Soviet Union's complete look beyond ourborders you will see movie last year. The curtains pay the entertainment value is about disregard of the Helsinki Accords of that the grass is very green on this opened, the shot zoomed in on the as good as you can get in Kitchener. 1975. side of the fence. Our position looks, waving maple leaf and the opening However, the DJ's taste on Friday very attractive when you see what's bars of "O Canada" began. This and Saturday nights leaves much to It should not be forgotten that, happening in this wretched world. initiated a chorus of boos and cat- be desired. I am looking forward to the the throughout world, respect Canada then transforms from a calls from the packed house. And Downchild's Blues Band." for basic human rights is the cold, barfen. snow covered land to a then these same, scatter-brains exception rather than the rule. The veritable heaven on earth. cheered wildly when each of their majority of the world's population Canadians are often embarrassed Trekie heroes first appeared on the cannot speak, assemble, worshipor to exhibit anything resembling screen. Like Tom Snyder. I was left even think as they please. nationalist sentiments even though to ask. "You wonder what goes Oppressive regimes are ruthless in we have every right to. We really through their minds?" their suppression of dissent. should show more pride in Canada, So next time you hear our Jane Brown 3rdyear Geography Arbitrary imprisonment and torture not the state per se (as states are national anthem, put your popcorn (both physical and psychological) artificial creations) but in the down for a couple minutes and "I pretty good because are used to crush the human spirit. of guarding the contemplate your situation from an think it's principles they keep us amused. I'd like nice Canadians, unfortunately, too inalienable rights of individuals and international perspective. not the Hard Stuff often take forgranted their extensive efforts abroad. Appreciate what it means to be a soft music — our peace-keeping something you can listen to." rights and freedoms. In 1979. the There arc definite dangers in the part of a rather rare structure—a international human rights excesses of nationalism. It can blind free society. Think ofLatvian exiles, organization. Amnesty Internat- objective perceptions and Morris Kirsons bleeding on a Soviet ional, gave only nine of the over 150 rationality and it often leads to the flag outside the Madrid conference states in the world a perfect score development of tunnel vision. But hall and just be thankful that you with respect to the observance of surely we can find a comfortable don't find yourself within the was a somewhere between American human rights. Canada niche confines of a regime such as the Daniela Block of this select group Silently Swallowed member Of nine. narcissism and-Canadian Union of 3rd year Geography When I first heard of this I was complacenv. Republics. "I like mellow music. Would like to THE CASE FOR READING WEEK see Murray McLauchlin. Itwould be a useless "slack week". English and French, with option great. Should have more middle-of- by Chris Wallace perserve an students in classical Hebrew. I am also the-road bands so that you can carry It has been said, "Beware the When find an issue worthy of concern, it behooves the maintainihg several scholarships, on a conversation without getting anger of a patient man". the case active In take a close including the Centennial, which your ears blown off. of the proposed abolishment of rest of the community to look at what has the requires grade point Reading I would that motivated a cumulative Week. amend given average of 10.5. slightly to read, "Consider the anger agitation. We are not to In arts, where a "perfect" grade is of a patient man". It well known creating a major disturbance, over is andfor my opinion BB Gabor, Steve Blimkie. More that students arc typically apathetic nothing. hardly considered to exist, sucli an ... For Blue Grass Dixie Flyers. Kent even matters that concern the Minority average is a teal challenge''to ... about I think that a greater variety in the County Pickers. Widen the scope of them directly. Speaking first of all as an maintain; yet there arearts students shall Reading hard bands are needed for the Turret. The the music, have theme nights, Regarding the issue of Reading individual. I- defend who. by dint of unrelenting Week necessity for at same basic bar bands playing the innovate. The entertainment value Week, however, I have met with very as an absolute work, do maintain such averages, of the same basic bar band music of the.; at the Turret can't be beatanywhere indifference, least some segments and there are many more who work little and I frankly do Eagles does not new in town, but the entertainment ire university population. lam a third and successfully to do well in etc. ... attract not believe that the students' hard More New Wave vc.ir double honours student in people to the pub. variety can. stems from a mere selfish wish to See Thought On Reading Week, continued on p. 7. 6 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 The History Council presents: SEXIST OR JUST FUN? MILITARY by Meri-EllenMcGoey the funding separate from the INTELLIGENCE IN WWII Have you heard about Fngincws? Engineering Society. Advertising is by Ron Butler The use ofactual "spies", suggests they conducted high level To some people it's a grotesque but the chief source of financing; two Dr. Vogel, was not in widespread investigations in order to find the funny 12-page publication full pages of the issue constitute the distributed by the Engineering break-even point. "Our rates are pm on use throughout the war. Instead the cause. Apparently they never At 3:00 November 25 Dr. students at U ofW. To others, it is a much cheaper than those of the Robert Vogel in the Paul British. Russians and to sofne extent suspected the British were decoding spoke paper filled with crude, sexist other campus papers; and becauseof Martin Centre on "Military the Americans relied heavily on the their cipher. "jokes" ... a pervert's jokebook. It the of students we to we breaking or decoding of German type appeal Intelligence in the Second World This, is not a paper to write home get business that the other papers ciphers. Dr. Vogel maintains that according to Dr. Vogel was to Mom War". Dr. Vogel is presently the how a majority of intelligence about! don't get. For example, the Kent Dean of Arts at McGill University throughout the war from 1940 information was passed during the The man presently responsible for Hotel is a regular advertiser with and is a distinguished historian in his onward the British could readily War. Britain and France knew what theFngincws is Chuck Williamson, a us." own right. His appearance was decode German cipher and as such Hitler had planned. Hitler had to fourth year Mechanical Engineer. sponsored by the WLU History would be aware of air traffic postpone the Invasion of France 22 He defends the paper, saying that its Although there is a regular staffto sole purpose is "to inject a little together' the four issues each Council. The event was reasonably movements. Moreover, the 'pull times and each time revise his plans. humour into the work schedule." said that he relies on well attended by students and Luftwaffe became the largest source term. Chuck The British knew months ahead In deciding about out. "We have a faculty. of Intelligence information for the content. volunteers to help when the invasion of Russia would Chuck deadline together." Britian simply because sets a for the issue lot of fun putting it Dr. Vogel spoke primarily on the they take place. Only this time Churchill and "just future and transmitted their cipher exclusively waits to see what turns When asked about the value of military intelligence during refused to believe that Hitler would up." A regular writer for the ifhe forsees any change in the nature the war years. by radio. The British could simply He described attack Russia and not Britain. As Enginews is Chuck's room mate who of the paper. Chuck replied "No. but Intelligence as essentially "...the monitorthe airwaves and receive the Dr. Vogel explained the evaluation seems to have a "gift" for writing then this is my last issue since 1 will need to know what the other side is German ciphers. Dr. Vogel also of the information was of the material of this nature. Chuck relies be graduating this coming year. For doing". Furthermore he defined the talked of the "Enigma machine" utmost importance. on his own judgement in deciding those students who don't appreciate what goes in to the issues and Fngincws. the Iron concept in terms of a) gathering of which was employed by both the The lecture presented some the humour ofthe maintains that only funny material soon. Its information; b) the evaluation ofthe Allies and the Axis as a means to fascinating insights the worldof Warrior will be available into is used "nothing goes into the students information received; and c) the transmit ciphers. The Germans intelligence during the war. Dr. purpose is to provide the paper just for shock-value." with information about jobs, course of the information to seems, becoming an . . . distribution believed that these ciphers were Vogel, it is fast Since some students don't support changes...you know, the more who may security indeed individuals ordepartments unbreakable. When leaks authority on the subject and the Fngincws, Chuck tries to keep serious information." react to it. occurred (and they invariably did) on the entire period. PHONES REVAMPED : TREBLE CLEF ! by Diane Pitts Vice-President of Finance, there are The present phone system here at two parts to thefinancing of this new W.1..11., is not exactly what one system, namely Tier A and Tier B. would call modern. Th c Tier A which consists of the actual ! switchboard ! MUSIC STUDIO itself is twenty years computer that goes into the old. but to add insult to injury, the equipment room , is going to bepaid sy NOW OPEN! I technology on which it is based was for right away. Tier B which consists S i I Yes! We have piano, guitar, organ, aocor- | discovered in the 193()'s. of the actual telephones will be paid However, in this instance, unlike for on a basis. The cost ■ I d,an > and Nut* music, and much monthly of / more. | some other matters that the Tier A will be $295,000.00 and the ■ M university attends to. they arc going cost of Tier be $4100.00 \ AlsoQ.R ptaiu posters T-ehlrts. B will per 1/ S. rolls, and § to catch up to the times by installing month. However, the latter price is If Also guitar strings and accessories. We also a computerized switchboard and expected to increase as time goes on. have releases in shaet music ■ related equipment, here on campus. i A the newest According Venton, system MUSICAL GIFTS? This new switchboard will enable to 'This /I | the university to expand their is cheaper than the present system is X Of course we have them! capacity in regards to the number ol to lease." Ventonestimates that over 5 & Comeand see our collection! lines and extensions available. a ten year period they will save over I%A approximately $100,000.00. 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November 27, 1980 7 Thoughts on This is understood, expected, and unnecessary, nothing but a nice words was merely careless and are simply "students", and all Reading Week more or less accepted by most extra for most students? Would that unfortunate, but coupled with the acquaintance, experience, and students. It means, however, undefensibility activity is shoved through the grid continued from p. 5. thatfor diminish its value? Would that be admitted of his eight months of the year students reason to take itaway? Let us look at position, the remark is tainted imposed by that label. demanding programs. For us, run themselvesragged trying to keep what Mr. Wilgar the Registrar had with suggestions, if not of a smear We are not to be definedby labels. Reading Week is an academic and up with their studies, their jobs, and to say, as a means of approaching campaign, at least of a damaging We are vastly differing human human necessity. their outside interests. Then, for the this question. Again, I quote the lack of respect for the students who beings with vastly differing interests Of my six credits, five are remaining four months of the year, Cord: "He feels that the Christmas are the raison d'etre of the and goals. The fact that we spend composed offull-year courses. Most they must work hard in an effort to break is a very adequate time. 'It is university. most ofour waking time(and often of these have extremely heavy earn money to see them through the understandable that if you give Even if we accept Mr. Wilgar's extend our waking time) busily reading loads. My books for this next eight. somebody the opportunity for free argument without taint of scorn, working on academic assignments is year take up close to four feet of In essence, then, many students time, holiday time, money or candy however, it is based on an generally more a reflection of shelf space, and break down as simply do not get any sort of and ask them to vote on a proposal assumption which I cannot consider necessity than ofthereal priorities of follows: 23 novels (I am not taking vacation from one year to the next, for it to be taken away without a valid. That assumption, which is the student. And insofar as the any novel courses), 9 plays, 4 poetry except for one short week in March, very just cause, guess what the unfortunately a pervasive part of student is a human adult with very and prose anthologies, representing which may be spent frantically outcome is." Mr. Wilgar goes on to student as well as faculty and valid and important interests and a study of over 100 authors, 2 trying to catch up on a backlog of mention the "abuse" of Reading administration thinking, is that we concerns outside of his academic foreign-language grammars, 5 texts undone work. Week in otheruniversities and in our are students. We are not. work, there is no good reason why in Middle English, a copy of the While this is perhaps less true of own. We are human beings, who are anyone should expect him to work Hebrew Scriptures, Boethius' students in single-term courses than Mr. Wilgar, though more currently spending a major part of 16 to 24 .hours a day seven days a Consolation of Philosophy, and a of the 1/3 of us in full-year courses, sympathetic in tone than the other our time studying at a university. I week eight months of the year book on Gothic architecture. All for whom Christmas is not a break, I members of the administration who am not attempting to quibble, but without respite. required reading. In addition, since will maintain that all students find were interviewed, has nonetheless rather to root out one of the Leisure time is a legitimate human early in the term, I have had some Reading Week a valuable change of rendered his argument suspect in the commonest and most damaging need, and, since we are compelled to sort of major assignment (essay, pace. As Dr. Guinsberg said when above-quoted comment, by his premises we have fallen heir and fit ourselves around university seminar, or test) to prepare every interviewed by the Cord, the gratuitous mention of "candy". prey to. Students, faculty, and scheduling, it can only be seen as single weekend. students' education and mental Neither it nor "money" canbe taken administrationalike tend to thinkof wise and right that the university I am not here protesting that such health matter, and could be in any sense literally, and the students as study machines, with no should include, at a very difficult a workload is unreasonable; what I jeopardized by the abolishment of impression created is that Mr. special purpose in life other than to time of the year, a guaranteed week am saying is unreasonable is the Reading Week. Wilgar haslittle respect for students. work incessantly at certain away from the routine, and to see administration's unconsidered Legitimate Leisure That sentence suggests that he prescribed routines or plans of every use of that week as legitimate. generalization that because 2/3 of And suppose that Reading Week regards us as children clinging to our study. For the three or four years of 1 rest my case. our courses are one-term courses, were really proved to be little treats. Perhaps the choice of their sojourn at university, they Reading Week is not needed. In my discipline, there is no hope of being fully on top of the work even with Reading Week; to abolish it is to invite academic ruin and psychological collapse on the third year English class, and unreasonable pressure on many others. When you want great taste,spell itout Yes, we are a minority - but injustice to a minority is still injustice; some of us simply could not survive without Reading Week, and i am prepared to fight both for my own class and for those that follow: our studies and our sanity matter. For the Majority I find it interesting that, among the Senators interviewed by the Cord concerning Reading Week, the two profs, and the student questioned' all insisted on the Week, while those who argued against it were all members of the adminsitration. Clearly, those people who are in touch with the students believe that it is in the best interest of the students to keep Reading Week; while the administration representatives have tried to present the-year-without-Reading-Week as advantageous to students, it would appear that these "reasons" are intended chiefly as bribes to lure us over to what is administratively convenient. While not all students would be able to claim direacademic necessity for Teading Week, there is certainly academic justification for it. A fairly typical course load is six courses, or eighteen hours weekly spent in classes. For some disciplines, labs and tutorials are required in addition to regular class time. Now, if we accept the rule of thumb that a student should be spending two hours out of class for every hour in class (which I find to be fairly accurate), we find that the student carrying six courses should be spending 36 hours weekly in preparation. If he also attends classes, the average student can expect a 54-hour work week. In my own particular course, I have 3-1/2 to 4-1/2 hours of clases most days. This means (hat I should be spending 7-9 hours daily preparing for classes, in addition to attending them. This, 1 believe, may be taken as fairly typical. Now, all oftheabove is merely the basic class and class-preparation time. It does not include essays, seminars, tests, midterms, assignments, etc., which all require significant blocks of timeto prepare. Nor do theabove hours allow for the wide range of extracurricular SeagramsYO. interests and concerns which students are apt to have. Nor do they allow for the part-time jobs which Canada's most respected 8year old whisky. many students find it financially necessary to maintain. All of these must be scheduled around and above the 54-hour basic work week. 8 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 ENTERTAINMENT BEETHOVEN'S SYMPHONY NO. 9 Saturday, November 22nd, the form, expressive dimensions were the response, for Beethoven was Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony characteristic of this period and the deaf. presented its first performance to a Ninth Symphony, embodying these The Centre in the Square has sell-out audience at Kitchener's concepts, immediately became a given Kitchener a new cosmopol- Centre in the Square. Beethoven's model to musical creativity. This itanism. Perhaps equally as Symphony No. 9 (choral) in D was the first time for such a large entertaining as the symphony were Minor was indeed well performed. gathering for a symphonic work. the informal gatherings in the lobby Conducted by Raffi Armenian and Included was a large orchestra, four after the performance. The accompanied by the K-W vocal soloists and a large choir. This Kitchener societal. "Who's Who" Philharmonic Choir (directed by inclusion of voices was the arrayed in all theirfinery (including Howard Dyck) and the Wilfrid culmination of Beethoven's wish to thosewho were simply garnish)were Laurier Laurier University Choir set Schiller's "Ode To Joy", a spewing an unceasing flow of (directed by Victor Martens). This personal feeling of his faith in pseudo-intellectual chatter. I was first performance was indeed a humanity, to music. Beethoven inclined to believe that these people success as indicated by the standing stood beside the conductor during epitomized what is wrong with ovation and rousing encore they the first performance in Vienna in Canadian society. Strangely enough received. 1824. At the end, the audience it was these people that the Beethoven began working on this expressed its enthusiasm but the Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony symphony in 1817 completing it in Contralto soloist had to ask invited to their Apres Nine, opening 1823. Individuality, freedom of Beethoven to turn around and see night gala. SINGBEIL TIM CUMMINGS: Still a Crowd Pleaser BY PIC by Laura May the audeince as the colourful stage piece band put forth a powerful After being involved in the music lights flickered to this New Wave effort to get the audience to react, business and being the winner of 10 sound. but except for a few screaming Juno Awards, Burton Cummings is The performance consisted ofold females, the applause was less than still a crowd pleaser. He filled the and new material but it was evident adequate for his performance. The Centre in the Square last Thursday that the old material was more Centre in the Square just doesn't evening with frantic women and popular. The New Wave music lead seem to attract the same type of Hollick in the Turret complacent adults who justnodded Burton away from his piano to strut audience who would probably be The other evening in the Turret, distinguishes him from many others their heads to the beat. his stuff on stage ~. this definitely more responsive to the music as students were fortunate enough although she did Long-haired Burton opened his made his performance more would a place such as the to draw some witness- the talents of JOHN similarities between his techniques concert 10 minutes late (so what interesting and women started Humanities Theatre at UW. HOLLICK. Having spoken to a few and those of ERICKSON which has concert ever starts on time?) with screaming and whistling. Burton Cummings show was a success. people I discovered likely become more with one of his new songs dressed in tight also played a new song, "You Saved He is expanding his abilities to that there-were refined mixed feelings time but it is possible black pants and a red shirt. After the my Soul" from his forthcoming film attract a largeraudience. Although I about his that performance. One fellow was HOLLICK can gain in respect to his first two numbers the lights went out "Melanie" (just another angle think his concert didn't harbour on the talent with work. and Burton appeared in a sleeveless reflecting his talent). being fantastic because New Wave unimpressed by simplistic approach to music the entertainer THE JOHN HOLLICK perform- black shirt (to match the rest of the Although Burton played well, I just doesn't suit him, he performed ance couldn't have been . band) and sang "A Mile a Second" was disappointed in the reaction of well, and gave the listening audience had. A young lady was laterto give a so bad the tickets were all from his latest album WOMAN the audience. Cummings and his six they came' more comprehensive assessment of sold and people. . what for—music. LOVE. This sparked enthusiasm in the performance. waited in line for others to leave so To her, JOHN HOLLICK has a they could have some fun. Celebrate: "Renaissance Christmas" definate way with music that Christmas time calls forth so Fiona have brought their successful Board. Theodore Berg many warm feelings about old programmes of music, song and During their ten years as a has its own tenor duets from the traditions, and to enhance that dance of the Renaissance era, plus professional ensemble, the Kitchener-Waterloo Pearl Fishers, in the person La Boheme connection with our past, Canada's traditionalballads andfolk songs, to internationally acclaimed Huggetts Canadian Opera star and La Forza dc of Theodore Baerg, a young Destino. well-known and popular Huggett delighted audiences in over six have become regular visitors to the Kitchener baritone who is now a Theodore Baerg received his early Family will present "A Renaissance differentcountries. Since their debut National Arts Centre during its member of the Canadian vocal training with Victor Christmas," a concert rich in 1969 at the National Arts Centre summer season and have also permanent Maartens in spent audiences will be of Christmas traditions, at the in Ottawa, the Huggetts have been the past two summers as Musicians Opera Co. Area WLU, and later studied in Italy, in Germany Humanities Theatre, UW, on busy touring and concerting in Residence at the Shaw Festival. able to see and hear Mr. Baerg and New York. He recital on Sunday afternoon, recently starred in the Tuesday, December 9 at 8 p.m. throughout Europe, in the US and The family continues to research in much December 7 2:30 p.m. in the acclaimed production of The concert is a Yuletide across Canada. Europe into the music of the at Lulu at the Baerg O'Keefe Centre excursion back throuh the ages, Canadian and British radio and Renaissance and Baroque eras for Theatre of the Arts, UW. Mr. in which he played Bate, the complete with rousing carols, television have featured The part of each year and to collaborate will be accompanied by Derek parts of the Animal Tamer and pianist and resident conductorofthe Roderigo. Mr. Baerg makes folksongs, elegant music and Huggetts in a number of specials. with a numberof Europe's foremost his Canadian Opera Company home in Kitchener. dances, all performed on lutes, The family has several records, authorities in these fields. Michael Shust, tenor, Ticket for the recital krummhorns, viols, recorders, produced by George Martin in Tickets for the performance are Ensemble and are $5.00 also a member of the Canadian (students and seniors, $3.00) pipes, drums and shakers. This London, England and released on $7.00 (students and seniors $6.00) multi-talented family who can the "Ayre" label. They have available from the UW Arts Centre Opera Company Ensemble. The available at the UW Arts Centre Box is presented by the K-W Office, Humanities Theatre perform on over 30 different perfomred with Les Grands Ballets Box Office, Humanities Theatre— concert (885- Opera Guild. -4280) and off campus instruments plays, sings and dances Canadiens in a production of 885-4280—foroff campusat George at George programme for Sunday Kadwell in colourful authentic costumes. "Romeo and Juliet" and Andrew Kadwell Records, Waterloo Square The the Records, Waterloo Square will feature and Stanley Leslie, Margaret and their four Huggett has composed numerous and Stanley Park Mall and The afternoon concert Park Mall and at The Centre in the children, Andrew, Jennifer, lan and film scores for the National Film Centre in the Square. favourite arias from well-known Square. operas including some baritone- f/ YOUR OWN WAREHOUSE (L ?lt!!£. vi RECORDS BOATS CARS FURNITURE INVENTORY U-LOCK IT - - U KEEP THE KEY - - - Sbw: sxl0 s 10x10 10x15 'I _A l5 ICi2o' 11 J|j SH\* Other sizes'available* ' upon' request' / W Tl / /# 886-7350 ]y a Oft laf af _ \L 585 COLBY OH NX WATERLOO Tie Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 9 CLASSIFIED UNCLASSIFIED CLASSI Waterloo Regional Arts Council H An early BIRTHDA V WISH to Johnny (ofPort Credit). Guess Q JJJ we'llbe seeing you around a few weekends now! (hopeyou've IT" The Waterloo Regional Arts Boorman, Eleanor Currie, Dan members and thegeneral public who are forgotten about the Sunday dinners promise!). »•* Council was formally established on Donaldson, Arthur Fruend, Irma seeking information about -TCWO Lywi (of Mississauga) C/) Nov. 13 with the adoption of a Kadela, Bruce Lackenbauer, Betty cultural and artistic activities in the constitution and the ratification of Jane Layton, W.A.E. Mcßryde, Region; providing, free cfcharge, tc A/0/?£ BIRTHDA V WISHLS !£) C/) ofl approval to the slate of 24 nominees heritage, literature, music, theatre organizations and the facilities E LEGAL HELP NEEDED? Call the CORD office. For help (J) *») put forward by a nominating and visual arts—and are residents available to them. regarding landlord tenant problems, broken by-laws, advice C/ 5 committee to serve as the council's from the major communities which The council office is located at *f3 on how to shout at policemen, run over someone's foot, or fa founding board of directors. make up the Regional Municipality Victoria Park Pavillion inKitchener make a mountain out ofa hay-hill. CALL THE CORD, the J^ Board members include Betty of Waterloo. and is open Monday through Friday n«J voices of experience can help you. fr} Adare (publicity director at UW), Current council activities include: between 1 and 5 p.m. The telephone Stella Aikin, J.D. 744-4552. WATCH THIS WEEKS EPISODE OF CELEBRITY Bishop, Mavis Maintaining an office open to number is Q COOKS AS THIS WEEK'S CO-HOST IS GREG "TWO- fO UJ POT' GARRISON. Famous for his Van Can "WHATTHE f-i fp HECK" routine, old "TWO-POT" will entertain the masses *^. Movie: Life of Brian Jij while cooking only for himself. Watch as hecringes in fearof (y» C/) bacon grease, and then finds sanction in a seperate pan fm. by Erin Gilligan background would find this movie question their belief in their C/) where he cooks oeufs. That's Thursday, at Nein on UKEY- >-«, Monty Python has what just somewhat offensive. Even the religiion. Perhaps it is-this TV. about anyone would call a bizarre people of the I9Bo's have questioning that makes one feel 3 sense ofhumor. LIFE OF BRIAN is maintained a sense ofthe sacredand uncomfortable and thus offended TO ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE ... i"TJ no exception. it is This is Vj this sacredness that the movie Monty Python's third ... for me having a great birthday —THANKS!! (and LIFE OF BRIAN is a take off on manages to offend. Somehow Terry movie. The first two AND NOW that goesfor the kisses too!). And a special Thanks goes out to the life of Jesus. Heaven forbid, but Jones as Brian's mother justdoesn't FOR SOMETHING COM- the "99 girls" for a fine dinner, refreshments and party -^ C 3 takeoffs on the Bible seem to be fit in with one's idea of the Virgin PLETELY DIFFERENT and favours mean the (OK. 1 balloons!) popular, now citing as an example Mary. MONTY PYTHON AND THE Q Cheraboia, Cheraboia. Cheraboia ... figure this oneout GRK! f\ HOLY MOSES starring Dudley Despite this however, this movie HOLY GRAIL had a certain IjJ Thanks again! XOXO (-* Moore and Lorraine Newman. does make several social comments freshness and originality that LIFE Erik Estrade made us hot J* Anyone with any sort ofreligious which encourages people to OF BRIAN didn't achieve. Andy Gibb made us roast (j) ~J Tiny Dim is the best of the lot (j) **j We think he's the most fa signed. Everybody's kid siste- >«J *J [J It's been decided! Paul will wear the tux and tails despite the mh*i fact that he looks cute in a dress. The question now becomes, Goldie Hawn Q will Rick catch the bouquet? f\ Chevy Chase Charles Grodin m p-« X says some things should beleft out ofthe newspaperand in "v ■*» the dark-room. What thosethingsare, I don'twant to know! s*l (/} For the answer to what they may be ask Cor K. Y2. Dear Mr. Flazon: IS ~£ Just think, now that we've honoured you by giving you a •"■a smallrole in our upcoming football careers, you can give all fTJ \J of us those famous massages I wonder how many girls y° u can P ut to sleep in one night MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! C *-> . B.S Q Dear 748; (*) Uj You're an awesome classy bunch ofguys!! Limoandall, it was a night to remember. _ Sij Thanksfor visiting (/) Laurel Street Gals. fa W BELATED BIRTHDAY BARGOONS fa One six-pack of Cocksure ala Super Boc. •■J Waitin' to read them, aren't you. ft] Your "Pretendsy Neibour" CLASSIFIED UNCLASSIFIED CLASSI aaSf fikSh-■ WMbeffr" JSWJJWHL— atiJaVV aaam P* ■■■'■' GSkw ffflzHm bBbWT # BfiaW > JBhaVsH §Pfaa\. 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November 27. 1980 Cannibalism in Brazil ROCK TALK A black comedy about the that evening will be two 1978 reviewer, the film translates morality and politics ofcannibalism National Film Board colour shorts: outrageousness into what is made to by Time Baines Most of the straight ahead driving in the 16th century Brazil will be the "Afterlife", winner ofFilm Festival seem good common sense —a Leading off this column is the rock is absent on their new album next showing in the UW Arts Awards in Montreal, Ottawa, worthyanthropoligical achievement rumor that Randy Bachman isready with a couple of disco tunes plus a Centre's International Film series. Toronto and Chicago; and "A Figgy and a peculiarly sweet comedy into to ressurect Bachman-Turner more mellow and more jazzy HOW TASTY WAS MY LITTLE Duff Christmas", a musical treat the bargain. The movie is wittily and Overdrive with Fred Turner and approach. FRENCHMAN is a 1971 colour about Christmas traditions in quietly compassionate throughout former Trooper keyboardist Frank Watch for many motion picture film directed by Nelson Pereira Dos Newfoundland. and succeeds nobly at the task of Ludwig as other members. BTO was releases during the holiday season. Santos and was originally scheduled HOW TASTY WAS MY teaching us something difficult one of Canada's premier bands five Some ofthe more notablefilms are : to be shown last season in February. LITTLE FRENCHMAN is in without recourse to rhetoric. years ago and may beready to rise to POPEYE starring Robin Williams The film went astray and manywere Portuguese with English subtitles, Tickets for the film evening are the top again. v Watch for many motion picture disappointed. As a result the film and the majority of its scenes are $2.f)0 (students and seniors, $1.50) ZON, who is playing in the Turret releases during the holiday season. has been rescheduled for this season played in the nude. The whole plus 50 The Value of Christmas One cold blustery day, there was a child walking alone. Everything she saw was clad in the white ofwinter...even the tall buildings. Inside store windows she could see the toys and Christmas gifts that people scurried that "last shopping day" to buy. How sad it was she pondered, that people lived as though Christmas only meant gifts under the tree. All the whileshe justkept thinking: SILLY PEOPLE, MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU THE SPIRITOF LOVE...it's justa mere symbol of giving.! Suddenly in the snow-framed window of a single Shoppe hidden to swift-walking buyers was something very special. The Nativity scene was made of pure oakwood that hadn't been smoothed or polished to the point of losing its grain. Its roughness reflected the nature and beauty of the time in which her saviour was born. The next morning that was the only itemofany value to them under the tree. Anna realized that the present their family needed most was TSCHANZ to share the birth ofChrist together, not to becornered by commercial pushers of materialism or fads. And Anna was only four at the time. Think. Havewecome asfar as RODGER Anna? < BY Wishing you a joyousChristmas in the true spirit ofthe season. See PIC you next year. Foosball finally breaks the ranks as a new competitive game Cynthia Liedtke for - Laurier Students. 111 , —^^*^—^— I UNIVERSITY STUDENTS tie*- Wilfrid Laurier University Fall Time Table TO TORONTO - EXPRESS VIA HWY. 401 N?7 Leave Campus BUS STOP ON UNIVERSITY AYE. AT THE THEATRE AUDITORIUM Monday to Regular Length Friday — '3.50 pm & 5.10 pm Fridays - 12.05 pm, 3.10 pm & 5.10 pm Return Buses from Toronto to Campus 6.45 am — Monday thru Friday 6.45 pm — Monday or day after Mon. Holiday Express 7.30 pm — Sunday or Monday Holiday 8.30 pm — Sunday or Monday Holiday 11.00 pm — Sunday or Monday Holiday I HOURLY BUS SERVICE EVERYDAY I BETWEEN TORONTO & KITCHENER TERMINAL ASK FOR SYSTEM TIMETABLE OR I HANDY POCKET SCHEDULE | Real Satisfaction FOR MORE INFORMATION: fl ff\. A \ ina Mild Cigarette. KITCHENER TERMINAL // f L—_ GAUKEL & JOSEPH STS s \\ VVJ J // TELEPHONE - 742-4469 U GrayCoach The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 11 POETICS Progress Bye December Dream Good Somnolence is in your eyes Hymn of the Defeated Come back, navy, back into my Whence comes Autumn winds scream bitchy this your vanity? Goodbye. This is the last timeI'll see head I evening, What justification those golden the lights from your eyes. The last will see you dead accolades time to see Impending to carry the cold and the Come back, back into my mind If one was nine, of the past and present, the nights we tried to love in our snow. Christian soul is hard to find and time was mine heralding man's feeble scratching mind Come back comal fiend of Give me your hand it's warm yet mine to lay in my fingers entwined ... fearing on the dimly seen windows of his universe. ever me Come take the air with me love Goodbye. This is the last timeI'll see I could reach up from transient earth or was it just my dream—? Come on you have nothing to fear the fright in your eyes. The last time to touch the sun unburned sweet dazzling You are so warm, my December Such breath of life So and real to see awe of thedistances beyond Blue fairy tales the white dream, to me. sighs in life we've left behind. The Perhaps my dreams would not be so imagination; time November weather dry and freezing last I'll ever see cruel surely it is The creature stalks its prey your you Intending to kill all spring in the air a better place than this eye*, see. The last time upon seeing the light of day, loveless Minding away the time of day you'll Give me your love it's warm and vaccuum ever my sleep could be edged with some wherein Ceaseless ofyou the way pleasing your brother dies (for his thoughts in fade away from me truth by No time today Come take the air with me life is enclosed pain). I'll say goodbye. unlike the whispered lies of night. lay to Come on yoa have someone Now I me down sleep to night, please In this pretensious land Another more echoed sights Jeffrey Bryce II frightful You are so warm, my December God does not show Himselfto those of plights, enough dream, to me. vain no conon rites A Little Time Alone in this agonized vision, I weep to they can conquer all. Come take the air with me think and upon this murky plain, I stand I can vision, I can see Winter will soon be here A little time but never a man do I see, you're still glistening me You are so warm, my December Frank Paulsch at Is all we need for night has fallen and all have left dream, to me. To create the rhyme to dream soft dreams, unseen. Will you give me, can seize plant Jeffrey Brycc I And the seed. my private fantasy Sower's Song But here comes a figure Anxiously in need People then will visualize of someone very old, to his task of seductive dignity. The words that represent That we did more always true; Your red blood is pumping hard A Ride in the Wind What I feel and think Than help them realize his eyes are stars Your blue blood is In were given to your tender care pumping hard They were the soul and core. of lights never failing Just got in from a ride in the wind, Are we going very far? And with a gentle touch In his hand the abyss, touched the heart of inspiration, you accepted Our reason will be seen to where I must go everything I had to give and REM's are on the ebb And our meaning will be known ever falling flew out Delta waves are almost gone into the night, carefully selected did, the That this has been Alone. reckoned with another generation. words Come back, navy, back into my Something to be grown. head to pass back to my space. If one was nine Volunteer the men are So wise on what to know, Shaken up my colours dead The music that is played and time was mine ... time so quickly creeping, to get a different shade or Will be pleasing to the ear places to hide from, and some to go, pattern Follow me For it will be made yonder widows weeping. pulled the curtains to let the Son Follow me By people of no inborn fear. flood the room for back into my head Realization of what is done, my Drink the wine The answer will be true rose this morning with the sun. leaves to absorb -. the wine is red And everyone will agree reborn feeling took me high, You provided water for virgin blood That the rhyme was new put aside my social shakles my parched seed Drink the wine, , ,:- v j And that the seed did turn to tree. and pass them by. and slowly, very slowly it's Jesus' heart going very. . it begins to swell and split Are we far? Derwin Lamont Hard times to come, and long extending roots, defences dropped nights, And if you keep me nourished drinking coffee andmidnight flights, You will glory in the blossom but baby I'll make it, you wait and the fragrance, softness, brilliance UNDERGRADUATE STUDENTS: see, You, the observer now will gain I'll ride with the wind, Satisfaction, joy in what you see and always be me! Joy in what you helped to generate in my Dan McGann life. We're looking Cynthia Liedtke forthe greatestenergysource intheworld: PHOTOGRAPHERS Human Potential. DID YOU MISS We want people with initiative, energy and the ability to manage responsibility. People with imagination and drive. HAVING YOUR At Bank of Montreal, good opportunities grow in proportion to your ambition, leadership potential and personal development. And you will be challenged by decision-makingsituations GRADUATION every day. If Bank of Montreal sounds like it may suit your style, come PICTURE TAKEN? and talk to us. We'll be visiting your campus in the nextfew weeks. be in Contact your Placement Officerfor detailsof the date and If so, Forde Studio will times. the Concourse to make We'll be looking for you. appointments for you on: We are an equal opportunity employer. Tuesday JANUARY 6, 1981 Wednesday JANUARY 7, 1981 12 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 NOVELTY AND CHARM, ONE AND ONLY: TOM WAITS by Mike Strathdee room? to be creating new runs even as he Perhaps the man's voice is ill afford to drive away fans without "Tom Waits, he has no lasting In a word, charming. Charming... plays. His dances upon the ivory are showing the wear caused by years of simultaneously appealing to a wider impact" muttered the disgruntled in his own strange way. certainly our of the ordinary yet touring and drinking. In any event, market. The newer Waits material student as he dissected the evening's While Tom Waits' performance at "pretty in their own strange way." his willingness to perform and to while certainly enjoyable, shows entertainment over coffee with a the University of Waterloo By most standards, both Waits' please the audience appears to be little which could serve to broaden friend. "That whole concert was a Humanities' Theatre was anything repertoire and his presentation are diminishing. Waits openly admitted his appeal. joke...they probably didn't even but flawless, theunique nature ofthe somewhat strange. At one point in to being tired of performing songs Unfortunately, the interesting have anyone there reviewing it". The content easily made up for the the show. Waits exclaimed "I must which he wrote seven years ago. He approach and style which Tom definitive dismissal in action. The deficiencies! Flanked only by a Tango, immediately..or I will die" dismissed audience cries for their Waits puts forth on stage is not sound of scorn. stand-up bass player, Waits evoked and proceeded into a boisterous favorites eg. "Martha", "Better Off transferred well to his records. This The author of this opinion is a wide range of colourful images of rendition ofan appropriate number, Without a Wife" by replying "she explains why Waits has largely a cult certainly entitled to it. After all, can days gone by. Nostalgia. The effect which he punctuated by banging on doesn't let me do that one any following, and why he is enjoyable, anyone possibly enjoy sitting for of watching Waits on stage parallels his piano with clenched fist, then his more." on the whole, in relatively small two hours listening to a man whose that ofstepping into a time machine, feet. An entertainersuch as Waits, who doses only. voice has more parts gravel than the- turning the clock back 30 years or For those who are romantically depends upon the loyalty of a Novelties, however charming, average cement mixer? Can an so. Waits is reminiscent ofa barside inclined. Waits' presented a number limited group for his livelihood, can remain just that. audience delight in songlyrics which entertainer from an unreleased of tender, touching tunes. His are at best barely audible and only Bogart era movie. 'ballads' deal with such moving occasionally intelligible? Picture the gangly, curlyheaded subjects as "throwing up in a foreign Does a performer give an vagabond, encircled by clouds of country", "wolves devouring New audience "value for. their Smoke, slouched overa black piano, York City" and most certainly the entertainment dollar," as Waits rasping imperceptible phrases into down and outers of his own era. Christmas Past- cutely put it, when he asks them to the microphone (between puffs). Waits chronicles tales ofthe lostand shout out favorities which they wish This is Tom Waits in action. lonely, the strippers, winos, and to hear, solely for the purpose of Wearing a rumpled overcoat, bygone trends (Is anyone old Christmas Present inflating his own ego, "yeah, we got dark glasses, an old black suit, hat, enough to actually remember seeing MOSTLY MUSIC, Dec. observed more lots of hits" and then totally and long, thin 'pickle stabber' shoes, "Burma Shave" signs dotting Fri. 12and accurately than in 19, 10:35 p.m. Bach's Christmas North America ignoring their requests? Waits slinks on stage bathedin white roadsides?). describe their Oratorio, with the CBC Winnipeg reactions to our Christmas Do people pay for the privilege of light which could as easily be Audience appreciation of most of Orchestra, Winnipeg Singers, preparations, which begin in watching the artist indulge himself beaming on him from a streetlamp the material which Waitsperformed the soprano Carrol Anne Curry, mezzo- stores months before the by stopping frequently in midsong in a New York alley as on stage. His was hampered somewhat by his event. With soprano Janet Stubbs, tenor John music for a drag from a cigarette or a belt bass player, who stands staidly on refusal either to sing directly into the, and the sounds ofcelebration. Martens and bass Gary Relyea, from an ever present bottle of stage clad in tux and bowtie, makes mike or to articulate his words a in conducted by Boris whiskey? little movement more than is comprehensible fashion. In response Brott. MESSIAH, Thurs. Dec. 25, 1:07 How doesone describe a musician necessary, which provides a.sharp to barbs from the audience Winnipeg broadcaster and pianist Leonard Isaacs who demonstrates a complete contrast to Waits' perpetual regarding his singing, he repeatedly OPEN CIRCUIT, Sun. Dec. 21,9:05 introduces Handel's magnificent disregard for any conventions, and posturing. complained that the piano was p.m. First Christmas: Christmas in oratorio. plays for a group of 2,000 people in Tom Waits piano playing ability mixed too high. While the audience Canada is described by recent much the same fashion as he would is remarkable. His fluid style complaints were certainly justified, immigrants, and by those who MOSTLY MUSIC, Thurs. Dec. 25, borders to a halfdozen in a smoke filled bar on innovation. He appears Waits' did not seem to be. remember theirfirst Christmas here 10:20 p.m. The Canadian Brass join in years gone by. People from the choir of the Church of St. countries where religious Andrew andSt. Paul in Montreal for celebration is repressed speak ofthe a program of Christmas music that freedom of worship they discovered culminates in a rousing performance here. Others from countries where of the Hallelujah Chorus from the true meaning of Christmas is Handel's Messiah by the Brass, choir, organist and audience. Just Check into the Waterloo Motor Inn! r>\ Sunday Brunch ) Wait till you see our Brunch sayOV v-—_ $4.95 All you can eat Soup and Sandwich Bar ((rifhfr) plus fu Salad Bar VvLCUm/ Monday-Friday L.*VJ" 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. \7 L?c Entertainment KtflPy of all kinds! I x f Monday to Saturday till 1 a.m. 475 K n 5i Waterloo B " B N " BjOL. IJIU ''i Enter 'off KinB or Weber St. ■' Telephone: 884-0220 Took sharp at razor A EDSE COMPLETE HAIRSTYLING CALL 886-2060 or just come in 28 University Aye. E. 1 block from the Athletic Complex The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 13 to be... Concerts Dec. 4, 5 •HOW TASTY WAS MY LITTLE •Professor Neil Hultin explores the Nov. 27 Society having its first The Canada's Royal Winnipeg FRENCHMAN (Brazil, 1971). wide variety offolklore that existsall the Psych is SANTA CLAUS WING- 27 Ballet is at the Centrein the Square. Directed by Nelson Pereira Dos around us during a weekly lecture annual Now. being.held in the Paul will provide entertainment in There is a different program each Santos, a film about cannibalism in series which begins at 7 p.m. DING is *Zon today from 8:00 pm. Turret this week. night at 8 pm. Single tickets are 16th century Brazil, plus two short Kitchener Public Library, Forest Martin Centre the is $1.00 and $8.50 and $10.00 and $11.50. subject films as part of UW Art's Heights Branch. to 12:30 am. Admission covers food, the RadioLaurier Disc Nov. 28-29 Centre's International Film Series. Films Service, and the evening is Admission is $2.00 plus $.50 Dec. 3 Jockey Choir, UW These are shown in the licenced under LLBO. The University Nov. 28-30 membership. Dr. Lawrence Toombs will discuss Chamber Choir, and K-W Youth Humanities Theatre at 8:00 p.m. "The End of Ancient Israel" this PERFORMING ARTS Orchestra will perform in the evening at 7 pm in the last lecture of STAR TREK, starring Lecture Humanities Theatre at 8:00 p.m. William a weekly archaeology series on Shatner and Leonard Nimoy be Nov. 28 Admission to this Christmas concert will ancient Israel. This will be held in shown in AL 116beginning at is $3.00 and $2.00 for students. 8:00 Nov. 27 the Main Library of the Kitchener come p.m. Admission is $1.00 for Fed Interested in Opera? Well, to Public Library. 8:00 p.m. members and $2.00 for others., the Theatre Auditorium at Nov. 28 The writings of Joyce Carol Oates Special There will be an exceptional evening will be discussed by Dr. Gary F. of exerpts from such famous operas Dec. 4 *WLU Opera Excerpts presented by Waller, Associate Professor and Dec. 2 as: La Boheme (Puccini), Don students from courses 298, 398. Wilfrid Laurier University will Chairman, Department of English, The WLU Chaplain's invite you to " Giovanni (Mozart), Wiozzeck Admission free, in the T.A. present three films on astronomy WLU, at 12:15 noon today at the (Berg), Hansel and Gretel and associated subjects at 7 pm in take a break and join them for Book Review Luncheon. Lunch is Christmas Caroling from 10 to II (Humperdinck)... These exerpts will the Arts Bldg. Room The series available for $1.00 Nov. 30 IEI. by calling 743- pm in Clara Conrad Hall. Free feature singers trom the WLU music is sponsored by WLU physics -0172 in advance. Kitchener Public p ;rformance program. Admission is department with host, Prof. refreshments will be served to the Advent Carol Service by the Library. carolers later in the library. free, so take advantage of this Chapel Choir, Barrie Cabena, Taymond Koenig, a WLU Professor Royce MacGillivray will musical experience. conductor. Admission free in the Astronomer. Tonight's films, many continue the discussion of Small Clubs Seminary Chapel. produced by NASA, are: Confederation, this evening at 7 MERCURY,EXPLORATION of a p.m. as part of a weekly lecture series Dec.3 Dec. 2 PLANET: The QUIET SUN and entitled Ontario History to Laurier Christian Fellowship Join Raffi Armenian, Musical NOW THE CHIPS are DOWN. Confederation meets for supper at 4:45 pm. in the Director of theKitchener Waterloo Admission id free and everyone is lower lounge of the Seminary Symphony Orchestra todya at 12 welcome. Building. After the meal they will noon for a discussion luncheon on th share in a worship service. noon for a discussion luncheon on FINEST QUALITY TOBACCO the following music in the upcoming concert repertoire: Mozart, "Prague" Symphony; William, 'Piano Concerto in C Minor'; Schumann, 'Symphony No. 4 in D Minor. Luncheon isavailable forsl by calling 743-0271 in advance in the Main Branch of the Kitchener Public PLEASE Library. Dec. 4 Dec. 3 BB Gabor with special guests "The Demies" will be at the Waterloo Motor Inn. Doors open at 8 pm. Advance tickets are available at Forwell's and are $3.50 for Fed fl members and $4.50 for non- members. For Dec. 4 dual satisfaction. some f| Music at noon will feature Bach people the appreciation of fine fl fl arranged by Bach; Prelude and imported cigarette tobacco is afl t&jgjg w Fugue in D minor BWV 539;Trio in personal pleasure. A subtle minor ffflflf i| ggg§ §|||B Hi G BWV 1027a; Fugue in G combination of 17 prime S BWV a; Prelude, Trio and Fugue Ba 131 tobaccos makes Drum a mm M Mfl ar^r^3l'» in B flat; Three Christmas Preludes flr flB flJf BJ& fli on "Yon Himmel hock, da Komm connoisseur's tobacco. It's & Mflf l5*Mk A By ich her"--Chorale BWV 738- specially created for people fli|B| If Fughetta BWV 701-Pachelbel style who roll their own—people fl SB BWV 700; Passacaglia (and Fugue «PS who take their pleasure fl 1 seriously. Of not 1 BWV 700; Passacaglia (and Fugue) course it's fl m § in C minor BWV 582. Organ recital to everyone's taste. But fl 11 VI, Barrie Cabena. Concert will be then maybe you're not fl 1 I held at 12 noon in the Seminary everyone. Chapel. Admission is free and fl Plf everyone welcome. Dec. 6 Evening Concert will feature WLU Wind Ensemble, Michael Purves- Smith, conductor and WLU Choir, Victor Martens, conductor in a program featuring Barrie Cabena's "Gloria Tibi Domine." Adults $4, students/seniors $2. Evening concert will be held at 8 pm in the Theatre Auditorium. Everyone welcome. Arts Performing ■ '■ iH&h"'* ~ <^mB Nov. 25 to 29 UW presents Tennessee Williams classic play "The Glass Menagerie" at the Theatre Auditorium at 8 pm. Tickets are $5 and only $3.50 for students and senior citizens. LIBRARY r-: ~'j open until Lfv^. j^y'iil:"*^^ftv''■•'" BBf '■ - ~~ midnights to T'QUA L I T V TO B DECEMBER 19 14 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 SPORTS Hawks Split Tournament ACADIA CAPTURES NAISMITH CLASSIC by Tony Goerzen excellent hustle from everyone, but around. Winnipeg slowly came back Last weekend, the 13th Annual it was only a matter oftime until the from behind after Waterloo's ball- Naismith Classic was held in the Axemen began to take control. The handler Cal Kiel (3) had to leavethe Waterloo gymnasium. Laurier did Hawks were simply out-muscled on game. The Warrior leadwas cut to 7, very well considering the fact that the boards as Acadia's Ted Upshaw but that is_ where is stayed. The this was their first tournament this (54) caused all sorts of problems Warriors went on to win by a score year. The Hawks made it to the inside and collected 18 points in the of 77-70. semi-finals and can look: for even first half. Another problem for It was a game of mistakes and greater success in the coming two Laurier was their difficulty in missed opportunities for both tournaments. breaking the full court press. The teams. The people who paid $3 The first game for Laurier was Axemen made Laurier work hard admission certainly didn't get their against McGill on Friday night. for every point they got. moneys worth as it was a poor Before of near capacity crowd, the At the midpoint in the first half, showing of university basketball. Hawks began the game with a the Hawks were only down by 5 as As was expected, the two teams in somewhat tenative attitude. Once the heads-up play ofLeon Arendse the final were the4thranked Guelph the players got the feel for the ball, (5) and Bob Fitzgerald (20) kept Gryphons and the 9th ranked Laurier slowly began to takecharge. them in the game. However, with Acadia Axemen. This game was The first half was a tight struggle some impressive moves and more the way in which basketball all the way. The main problem for excellent shooting, Acadia was soon should be played. both teams Seemed to be apparent up by 17. The Hawks rallied at the The underdog Acadia Axemen lapses in concentration as the end reducing the Axemen lead to 13 took it to the Gryphons right from players started to get tired. These at the half. the opening tip-off. At the 10 minute mental errors evident in the first half The second half was pretty well a mark, they were up by 11 points. The showed themselves in the amount of repeat of the first as Acadia skills of Larry Hampton (42) and the fouls that were called. Paul Flack capitalized on Laurier mistakes. inside muscle of Ted Upshaw (54) (10) got himself into foul trouble With the full court press and a good surprised Guelph. Not for long, PEASE.. early in the first half and Coach fast break, theAxemen soonbuilt up however, and the Gryphons under Smith was only able to use him their lead to 20 points. Halfway the leadership ofguard Tom Heslip JOHN sparingly for the remainder of the through the second period, Tim (4) remained cool and composed. BY game. Freshman Dave Byck (42) Brennon (22) reported in and played Guelph's main source of distress PIC and showed very solidly on the boards giving the was Acadia's full court zone press. came into the game looks on as Acadia's formidable centre stretches for they needed, Fitzgerald good hustle on the boards. Hawks a littleofwhat a There were many mistakes and hoop. However, the team relied heavily on lot of-the inside game. turnovers, but this can be attributed the two seniorplayers, namely, Leon The game ended with Acadia on to the fact that both teams were Arendse (5) and Bob Fitzgerald (20) top by a score of 91-75. Generally, it obviously tired after having played McGill's main problem was their was not a bad gamefor Laurier. The one game previously that day. continual mishandling of the ball teams weaknesses were evident but Nevertheless, some very skilled and inside. Many times, the McGill with a lot of work, they could do intelligent ball players put on a very player had good inside position but very well in the future. good show. due to poor play execution or bad The consolation final saw the The Gryphons started to come passing, was not able to make use of Winnipeg Wesmen take on the back as the half drew to a close. At it. Waterloo Warriors. In one of the tjiis point, Acadia only led by 3. The second halfstarted out much worst games I have ever sat through, However, the start ofthesecond half the same as the first as McGill the Warriors came very close to marked the beginning ofthe end for continued to try to work the inside blowing out the supposedly 10th the Gryphons. The apparently game and Laurier maintaining a ranked team in the nation. What fatigued Gryphons could no longer basically run-and-gun offense. made it worse is the fact that the hang on as the Axemen outplayed However, with 5 minutes remaining Waterloo crowd would boo and Jthem both inside and out. Acadia in the game, the Hawks suddenly jear, at the referees if they made a continued to stick it to them until the ignited with Leon Arendse leading call not in Waterloo's favour. final buzzer with a score of 89-69. the way. At the 3 minute mark, Clearly, it was a showing of poor Thus ended the 13th Annual Laurier had built up a 15 point sportsmanship on the fans' part. Naismith Classic. The tournament advantage. At this point, the Waterloo began to pull away allstars were Winnipegs' Belaineh disheartened McGill club was halfway through the first period Degvefe (51), Waterloo's Cal Kiel unable to rise to the occasion. The and by half time,uhey were ahead by (3), Guelph's Tom Heslip (4), game ended at a score ofLaurier 72, 13. Most of the points at either end Acadia's Don Ehler (14) and MVP McGill 57. Leon finished the game of the court were due not to good of the tourney Ted Upshaw (54).The with 24 points, Bob Fitzgerald plays of the offense, but rather coordinator of the tourney said that netted 21, Dave Byck had 9 points mistakes and confusion on the part they tried to bring representative and Pat Morris added 8. of the defense. teams of all parts of Canada to the After the win against the McGill The second half started out much tournament to give a preview ofthe PEASE Redmen, the Hawks went on to meet the same. Waterloo began to stretch NationalFinals which will be held in JOHN the 9th ranked Acadia Axemen who their lead out to as much as 20 Waterloo on March 13 and 14. BY stomped theWaterloo Warriorsby a points. Winnipeg's heart justwasn't Indeed, two teams you can look for score of 77-62 on Friday night. in the game. then are the Guelph Gryphons and PIC pressed by Laurier started off the game with Once" people started getting into the Acadia Axemen. Hawk's Brian Totzke Acadia. PEASE PEASE JOHN JOHN BY BY PIC PIC Bob Fitzgerald shakes hands of Acadia's Hamptonafter taking a Post-Victory Handshake verses McGill. shot. Rob Upshaw looks on. The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 15 BF B' YOU fIJ Don't make a ' BJ BF hasty choice j fl when you choose PEASE CAN T H a diamond. She'll Bf be wearing it for JOHN AirOßfl years so make BY ■ sure the style is PIC km ,what she wants. A Laurier moment of success. Opposition goalie stretches in TO CjIVE HER I we mean it when vain. . I we say — we'll - fl the right choice. Hockey Hawks Look to JUIAMONO J| ' been doing for flflV engaged couples Season with Confidence «■! Bfl[ fl Bfl) for many years. by Fred McCauley However, the Hawks came up with O'Hara, Jim Towle, Daryl Starting a 3 game winning streak, the 2 points they needed and scored Benjamin, Greg Mills, Don Pou'lter the Wilfrid Laurier Hockey Hawks 7 goals in the process. GregMills led and Bill Cameron each fired a goal are now in the thick of things in the this Laurier onslaught against Brock for Laurier. OUAA hockey league. The Golden with 2 goals. Cameron felt that the The Hawks' real test will come in Hawks now have a 4-3-0record and Hawk's raassacre of Queen's the next few days as they play SO Kins St.Watt. 30 MainSt. a great amount of confidence.After University was a much better game McMaster on Nov. 28 and thenplay Kitchener ' (G) Cambridge losing to Toronto and Western by andprobably Laurier's best game so at home against first-place York the 579-17S0 ess-mo scores of 8-2 and 4-1, the Hawks far this season. The players worked following Saturday. If goaltender came up with 3 very decisive extremely hard for the win and both Terry Thompson continues to play victories. They whalloped Windsor the defence and forwards meshed well and the Golden Hawks keep 9-1, bomobed Brock 7-2 and finally well together to keep the puck outof their game together, Laurier should crowned Queens, a very tough team, their net, as well as generate a lot of enjoy' great success in these next 1981 GRADUATES 8-2. offence. The Golden Hawks seem to games and for therest ofthe season According to Bill Cameron, have their lines well-balanced as ,The York game will be played at the GRADUATE STUDIES IN Laurier right winger, the Brocks shown by the scattering of.goal-' Kitchener Auditorium at 2 pm so be game was a chippy affair marred by scorers in this game. Brian sure you come out and cheer on your BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION sloppy play by both teams. Crombeen, Jeff Clarke, Dan Hockey Hawks. Lakehead University's School of Intramural Hockey Action Business Administration offers a byJoe Malec goals for the evening for Smedley's Dave Lachnie played the finest one year GRADUATE DIPLOMA Hockey action on Monday Nov. Helmuts. Other goal scorers for game of the season as he worked 17 began with a game between the Smedley's Helmuts were Fairless, both ways in setting up offensive IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION. Gamecocks and Fubar Biology. Stewart, Gilbert and Minken. The threats and consistently breaking up There was an early exchange ofgoals goal scorersfor A-l Steaksauce were attacks by the TNUC team. • An important qualification for in the first 2 minutes of play by Myers and Cascagnette with two A good team effort and those seeking employment in Sweeny for Fubar and Murray for and singles contributed by Miteff, competitive spirit assisted the the Gamecocks. The teams were tied McKeowan and Turner. The goals TNUC's in their victory. Fugerelli management. until midway through the third by McKeowan and Miteff were and Ostrum scored 2 each with • A self-contained diploma, but also when the Gamecocks connected for scored on breadkaways. singles by McCrae and Watson. an entry point into many M.B.A. 3 unanswered goals. Fubar began Some good forechecking on the The second game was much applying pressure late in the third, part of Moulton resulted in slower paced as the Ice Hawks and programs. but came up empty. Cascagnettes' first goal. Molson Canadians battled it out • Financial assistance is available to In the dying minutes ofthe game, Having spoken with the A-l with the Canadians earning a 4-1 qualified applicants Vanlief performed a beautiful Steaksauce team after their effort, decision on goals by Lindsay, piroette at his own blueline which they felt that "We should have Mclntryre and McQuordale with 2. Lakehead University offers would have received a 7.5 in blown them (Smedley's Helmuts) The lone scorer for the Ice Hawks competition. However, his team away." This reporter feels they may was Staddart. • Small classes • Excellent faculty Fuber, still came up on the wrong be looking for a re-match. Both teams played the game short • Modern computing facilities end of the 5-3 final score. The Tuesday night gamefeatured players. The Molson Canadians Numerous recreational opportu- The second game of the evening the Tnuc's and W.L.U.No-Stars in a were forced to recall Pat Moffat • featured a "shoot-out at the O.K. fast-paced, competitive contest. from the minors as two of the nities. Corral". A-l Steaksauce and They made it4-0 before W.L.U. No- players, in separate incidents, broke Smedley's. Helmuts fought to a 7-7 Stars finally lit up the board on a their shoulders. Admission requirements: draw. goal be Kelter. In the building of After a strong beginning, the Ice • A "B" undergraduate average in Finber drew first blood early in their 4-0 lead, the TNUC's managed Hawks have had their problems of any program. the game popping in one of his 3 to score 2 short handed goals. late. • Submission of the Graduate Management Admissions Test U of Manitoba Varsity score. •Willingness to work under pressure Program Ailing with other motivated students. far For admission September 1981, write WINNIPEG The be enough money for the teams to either course of action could be in (CUP) — Bakogeorge said. The of Manitoba inter- fulfill their travel requirements. reaching, now to: University effect, he said, will program is slowly At present, Bakogeorge said, the most immediate university athletic be in the recruitment of athletes. Prof. W. Crowe, and painfully dying, according to program is operating in "the slow "If the program is in jeporardy, athletic director Andy Bakogeorge. death principle". While costs have Chairman, Graduate Studies, of athletes will not be attracted," he Either the program will have to skyrocketed, the amount money School of Business been has said. get more money to operate nextyear the program has given Administration, increased inconsistently and often in As well, the university couldlose a or the inter-university athletics will said. too small amounts, he said. valuable publicity vehicle, he Lakehead University, have to be reduced, Bakogeorge athletics in a "If there is no more money "Other schools use THUNDER BAY, Ont. said. positive way, to draw attention and The already faced a coming in," Bakogeorge warned, program has go." recognition to the institution," P7B SEI number of cuts over the past ten "then something will have to J^ He said the department can either Bakogeorge said. years, Bakogeorge said. In 1970 University president Ralph MOVE UP TO make small cuts here and there or LAKEH&AD! there were 22 varsity athletic declined to comment on cut entire programs but "no matter Campbell, programs. Today there are eleven. Bakogeorge's assertions until he has which approach you take, the The latest casualty was the soccer inter-university athletics University program as a whole is dying." seen the I Lakehead M program, lopped off last June when University of budget for next year. it became apparent ther would not The effect on the 16 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 "I thought it was odd to see a course in inflation offered in the A.C.!" TAMIAE HOCKEY Fiction: Sports in the Future by Mark Kuderian andChris Lomore Wilkie. Thompson and' Young by Davie Menary future, the sun will expand beyond jumping space with no gravitational In Tamaie Hockey League action replied for Bus 1. In the future, training programs anything we could comprehend, restrictions. These sports will this week, Bus 9 smoked Bus 3 by a will be drastically different from sending markedly increased represent the true idealic meaning of what we presently. These Venten scored twice for the experience amounts of radiation into our futuristic sport. score of 16-1. Meyers scored three modes oftraining will bespecifically winners, with singles going to atmosphere. This will adversely for the winners while Gilbert, tailored to each individual sport. affect our primary food sources; Holding will comprise the major Steward had a Kelter, Healy, and Minkin, Sullivan and Murhead. Ever heard of training specificity? namely plants and animals. This in form of scoring in this sport. In the Kennedy Holdent replied for Also, each sport (of which there will turn will cause a metabollic off season, training jumps to Pluto pair. Singles went to Fisher, and be millions) will have undergone imbalance in the energy systems will comprise the major form of Cahdder, Wallace, Fearles and the losers. substantial progressive evolution. within our bodies. Hence, when we preparation. MacDonald. Moore scored the lone The Kuderina-Lamore "Player of Consequently, not only would we participate in sport, the activity we However, since' Pluto the Week Award" goes to Mike goal for Bus 3. not recognize the sport, we would do will be a sequential bout of will be at the same developmental In another league game Bus 8 Whitwell. Mike was awarded this similarly not recognize that it was a throwing up. These are your stage as present day Earth, the forces thumped Bus 4 by a score of 9-2. sport. "throwing" sports and collectively honour on the strenght ofhis "Why of gravity will be in effect and no Oh, but don't this form one of the two main divisions I want to be like Don Millar " essay. misunderstand method will have been Millar, Turchet and Batemar each logic. Of the millions of types of of sports types of the future. viable destroyed Bus 7 in yet devised to allow a return jump of scored two goals in the winning Bus 5 sports, there will only be two The second major type ofathletic league basic effort while Cahters, Kovacs and another game. Bagging goals types from which all others will be rigor that will tap our athletic these athletes from Pluto and Earth. related. First, there will be throwing reserves to theirphysical limit will be This could represent a potential Ormel added one. Winger for Bus 5 were currie, Higgins, and sports; followed by jumping sports. "jumping sports". Again, keep in problem but they say Pluto has a McCorquindale MacFarland, Wright, Bricker, each scored for the sports" be mind that this information, while nice view of the next solar system.... losers. Krozanouski and Lackie. Brown "Throwing will characterized (according to the seemingly controversial in nature, is As you can see, the types of scored the loan goal for Bus 7. Bus 6 eduged Bus 1 in a heated National Space Athletic Research all verifiable and scientifically athletic endeavours in the future In the final game ofthe week, Bus battle by the score of 3-2. Pacing the Center in Elmira, Ontario) by a accurate as a prognosis put forth by will not even vaguely resemble the winners were Head, Huxtable and 10 tripped Bus 2 by the score of5-2. vastly different set of criteria than the National Space Athletic Center what we recognize currently. In the in Elmira Ontario. (Note: There is forms we presently lay claim to. will also a branch of this research center These futuristic sports be in Ayr, Ontario). beyond our control due to physical Jumping sports will have evolved changes in the atmosphere and CONCORDIA through a dramatic reversal of our environment. ife present laws of gravity. These sports Of great interest are the recent UNIVERSITY W will be based on the principle that findings of the National Space what goes up does not necessarily Athletic Center (NSAC) which have to come down. This will be reportedly suggest an even wider GRADUATE FELLOWSHIPS called the 18th law on anti- domain than that suggested here. Applications for Graduate Fellowships are invited from candidates gravitational disillusionment. In Indeed, a wider domain of athletic a intending to study full-time in a graduate program leading to light of this, the human species will contests than was ever thought master's or doctoral degree at Concordia University. Academic merit, again discover team play with an broadly interpreted to include skills, talentsand similar factors of added dimension. Therefore, many possible. Only repeated testing of to the candidate's proposed program of study, is the prime these new findings will give us any relevance sports will not be sports as we now granting of awards. Financial need is not taken clues as to the already vast amounts consideration in the know them, but rather haphazard intoaccount. of literature of sports in the future. APPLICATION DEADLINE: FEBRUARY 1 ANNOUNCEMENT OF WINNERS: fALL APRIL 1 COMMENCEMENT OF TENURE: INTO SEPTEMBER 1 TODAY, Awards are normally tenable for the duration of a fellow's full-time graduate study, provided that progress in the graduate program is satisfactory and that any other conditions of tenure have been met. '""EXST*" CUT, WASH Value GLENRIDGE PLAZA & STYLE Master's level: $6000 a year only ONLY $7.00 Doctoral level: $7000 a year WATERLOO „„ _ , , With. This. Ad Basic tuition accompanies the award in a limited number of cases EXPIRES NOV. 30/80 The David J. Azrieli GraduateFellowship is valued at $7000 a year, plus basic tuition (up to $500). It may be awarded to either a master's student or a doctoral student, and is awarded for one year only. Further information and application forms are available from: GRADUATE STUDIES OFFICE CONCORDIA UNIVERSITY 1455,DEMAISONNEUVE BLVD. WEST MONTREAL, CANADA H3G IMB TELEPHONE: (514) 879-7314 or from the graduate program director of the program to which the candidate is applying. MARILYN KATHY CONNIE The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 17 CIAU FOOTBALL Grey Cup Fever AWARDS by Joe Veit of whether their team won or lost "Yichi, Yichi, Kubasa, Eskimos, they were going to have a goodtime. Eskimos Raw, Raw, Raw! was one This at least seemed to be the of the chants that could be heard method behind the madness of one roaring from the lungs of die'hard particular vociferous Ti-Cat' fan Edmonton Eskimo fans this past who in a pre-game pub began weekend in Toronto when their spraying his bottle of beer around beloved ESkies met and defeated the the room symbolic ofthe traditional terrribly tame Tiger-Cats of Harold post-game bottle of champagne. Ballard and Hamilton. Though A couple offans appeared to have most knowledgeable football come to the game with a little bit pundits did indeed predict and more on their minds than pigskin Edmonton victory few save while they paraded around in Arab Edmonton Journals' Ray costumes carrying an Alberta Turchansky actually anticipated provincial flag. Rumor has it that such a lopsided affair. the reported wager between Billy Yes, it is history now, theEskimos Davis and Peter Lougheed in fact have defeated the Tiger-Cats 48-10 was not consumated. For try as he in what has proven to be the most might Billy was unable to convice convincing victory in Grey Cup "Peter the Great" that it was really history since 1923. in his best interest to bet Alberta's It is not the intent of this well heritage fund against Ontario's intentioned writer to burden you deficit. with minute details of the game but The game ended, the fans went rather to give a few highlights of crazy and piled on the field, and the what the fan saw at Grey Cup '80. Eskimos retired to their dressing After safely parking the car we room tocalmly discuss the game, the DAVID SHOULDICE DAVID "TUFFY" KNIGHT began to walk in haste towards the season and what's in store for the CIAU Rookie of the Year Candidate. nominated "Coach of the Year" stadium growing more feverish with next year. every stride in anticipation of the While standing in the lobby ofthe great ceremonial event which was Hotel Toronto prior to the Eskimos soon to unfold before our eyes. post-game victory dinner, Eskies They came in all shapes, sizes, and quarterback Warren Moon, clad in a colours. Wearing cowboy hats, peachy pink suede suit (very buttons, sweaters, carrying impressive) and a matching cowboy streamersand shaking pompoms. It hat answered questions and signed certainly seemed to be the norm that autographs for exuberant fans. In some form of anti-freeze was toted reply to one particular astute along in various containers ranging football fan whoasked Warren ifthe from wine skins, thermoses, to dish victory was as pleasing as the Rose detergent bottles. No doubt fans Bowl, Warren replied, "Oh yeah, it came with the notion thatregardless went down real smooth". Residence Volleyball Action in women's intra- played this Sunday. C2will face C 3 residence volleyball had C 3 in what should be an exciting match matching skill with A2. The first as they are the only undefeated game ofthe match went easily to the teams. In an exhibition match, girls of C3. The second gameproved played last Sunday night, C3edged to be more competitive with C3 C2in both games. coming from behind to win 15-13. Once these last games are played In other action the King St. girls playoff action will begin. Final won by default. action should provide excellent RICH PAYNE All Canadian defeated B2 and C2 were missed on entertainment and good sportsman- Nominated "Presidents- Award" for players Games that - BARRY QUARREL All Canadian Thanksgiving weekend will be ship. taking 2 point stance. - Athletic Scholarships WINNIPEG (CUP)—The federal What to dowith an empty Blue. ministeroffitness andamateur sport has come out in favour.of Canadian universities offering athletic scholarships. Speaking at the University of Manitob, Gerald Regan said he would support . the idea of scholarships to entice athletes to stay in Canada. "And I am supportive ofany plan capable of keeping athletes in Canada," the minister, said. The University ofManitobaplans to begin offering athletic scholarships 'next year. There has been some concern that the Canadian Inter-collegiate Athletic Union (CIAU), which governs Canadian inter-university athletics, would change the amateur status of University of Manitoba athletes if they received scholarships. The CIAU now has a policy that schools offering scholarships can no longer compete in the CIAU. Spokespeople for the University of Manitoba have said that the CIAU may soom overturn that policy and let scholarship-offering schools compete. Regan said scholarships from private funds may be necessary ifthe provinces do not adequately-finance the universities' athletic programs and amateur sport in general. He said his department would like to help but the loss of revenue from lotteries to provincial jurisdiction means more money cannot come from the federal government. Provincial and municipal governments, hesaid, shouldsupply funding for athletic facilities which would entice athletes to stay in the country. When you'resmiling,call forLabatt's Blue. 18 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 Hawks in First Place Tie by Dave Menary CHIP'S finally the Hawks came back from a the Hawks two week BEEF hosted by in Sport is a phenomenon around which revolves considerable Last Friday evening saw the deficit to outplay their unwilling time. emotion. Pride in One's performance as an individual and in one's Hawks volleyball team outlast opponents. Fan support was again teammates and the pride ofa supporter in the team ofhis choiceis the McMaster 3 games to 2. Initially, It proved an exciting ifrather long respectable including a group of Laurier a first game catalyst for the emotion involved in sport. This is as, it should be. stormed to match. One thing remains certain: students from Bridgeport Public competition is good physically and mentallyand supposedly walkaway and the match seemed the Hawks have played two Healthy home School who (believe it or not) at the sharpens characteristics in the individual that are destined to end early. This did not matches this season and each one develops and conclusion of the match asked at Athletics then are to prove indicative of the remaining has been to the five game considered desirable in our society. significant played least three members of the Hawks especially games however as Laurier let a big limit. This represents deal the development of the individual. Sport itself, however, in a good of for autographs (Bill Praught, Eric futures, insignificant. lead dwindle only to lose a game experience and in this regard the impact it has on our collective is relatively game Yap andTom). That certainly has to The importance ofany single game is lost at the blowing of the final which they should have won. Mac the Hawks are getting the most for be a first. I guess the best time to Stories in the Sports section while interesting and sometimes easily won the third game. Then their money. whistle. influence kids is while they are controversial deal rarely with subjects of lasting effect on our lives. Laurier again took a commanding win allowed the team to The young. There are exceptions to this as is the case when a story involves lead in the fourth game where it remain a two tie for the first in As mentioned earlier, the threatened lives; dangerous rules or, more positively, theattaining ofa appeared they could do no wrong. place in the loop with Guelph.Both showdown between the two front This tied the score up at two games teams are in league play goal in life for an idividual in his choosen fieldofathletics. The nature undefeated runners takes place on Dec. 4 at 8:00 aside. The fifth and deciding game with 3 and 0records. The next game ofa sport can also be questioned as a reflection ofthesociety inwhich pm in the A.C. Ifyou want to see two was beginning to look like Mac's for sole possession. it exists. For example the degree of violence in hockey and football is the showdown teams tied for first battle it out for game until about midway when and the existence of blood sports such as dog and cock fighting. of first place when Guelph is sole possession of the lead, be there. What needs to be remembered about individual games is that they are only games and the men who play them are only involved in games. Earl McCrae (Sports Editor of Today magazine) expressed this thought when he spoke in the Turret several weeks agoand it has been repeated many timeselsewhere. Many ofthe crisis in sports that effect all our lives are brought about when spectators and athletes forget they are involved in just a game and take themselves and their situation too seriously. Often this results in injury. This kind of silliness is reflected by spectator brawls, throwing ofbottlesand other projectiles on the playing surfaces and is evident 'in the massive ego's ofathletes, be they local college heroes or professionals. The fan is as much to blame as the athlete. We tendto worship these individuals as if they were demi-gods. These people are justas capable of success as most of us. Avoid taking what you watch too seriously and keep in mind that you are sitting with and watching human beings and you may just appreciate them and their skills that much more. J. MENARV William "Chip" Mcßain DAVE Sports Editor. milliimpi BY PIC McMaster's Pete Milanovich stretches to tip ball past Laurier blocker. I hMm■ll'hii Wopdcrcuts AT HAIRWORLD* FULL SERVICE SHOP CUSTOM HAIRCUTS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY I SPECIAL MENARY REG. 6.00 DAVE BY °IC SQQ Per Person Hawks spike against McMaster blocking. WITH THIS AD VVcpdercuts ■ni w) Jltl> AdvMfc*-Tick«ts vjf I T">rf" availabl* in !h« WkW are f°r ,he whole family if WLUSU oMk«. I!■ ■ MEN. WOMEN and CHILDREN WHAT S THE CATCH? Simply this VV'cndtrtut.s work host w-ith loan nai.f hut it you shampoo you r han the M I clay you come to HAiRWORLD why pay tpi NOVEMBER a needless shampoo • 27, 1980 I SO YOU PAY ONLY H FOR WHAT YOU NEED ZON I ! No Appointments necessary! IVL(J $3.00 NON $3.50 1 't^jm^^ Monday to Friday This Saturday I NO FRILL NO* HASSLE MERLIN NEW a ■A'cm:crcuts I TURRET IS CLOSED I USED FURNITURE PHONE 885-2151 l|||||s^^| In December Listen To: King St. hL Waterloo 92 KING ST. S.. I (1 mile-north of S.A.M. BOARD Conestoga MaH). WATERLOO JWJlWljJlißi' I 885-2931 SI X >——— i in ii ——— The Cord Weekly, Thursday. November 27, 1980 19 AthenasDown WLU 14 verdict. The second and third Last Thursday theWLU women's games were much the same as the P&7 volleyball team hosted their cross Hawkettes were able to come from Petals Pets street rivals, the University of behind on several occasions and out *»flouvr shop Waterloo Athenas. Thiswas thefirst play the Athenas, but were unable to meeting between the Hawkettes and put those extra few points on the wtftrtoo, Ontario n2J 2* Athenas since the introduction of board to even up the match. the single-tier league system this The WLU women played very (519) 885-2130 year. Despite losing the match 3 well againstUW, withfind defensive gamesto 0, our girlsshould beproud displays by Nancy Olive, Nancy university square plaza of the way they played. Phillips, GenieneForsell and Nancy (behind Ton Hortont Donuts) From the outset, it appeared that Saunders. And, with the return of the only clear advantage the Denise Harrison from injury to add Waterloo team had was in height. to the power hitting of Arlene 10% With at least four starters and many Twomey and Penny Green, the FULL TIME substitutes at or over six feet in Hawkettes should become aforce to BEITZ STUDENT DISCOUNT height, their strength in spiking and be reckoned with in upcoming •applies.to alt non sale league especially in blocking proved to be action. items everyday the deciding factor in the match. Come on down to the AC tonight RANDY Aftera slow start in the first game tp cheer on the Hawkettes as they BY •cash and carry, only battle the C the Hawkettes came alive and by University of Western P| •proof ofeligibility displaying excellent defence and Ontario in an eight o'clock start. Woman's Always Exceed Her Grasp, your dotest attacking to the The girlsappreciate your so Reach Shouldn't weare Aortal smart- avoid strong support Especially if the Game's Volleyball. Waterloo block, fought backfrom a let's get some more people down to u«fwl u/i»eiuiiy\vE.E. YT I i 13-4 deficit to tie the game at 14-14. watch the traditional Laurier- i-l WLU /f PETALS*'\\# However, they were unableto finish Western rivalry, this time in £] J -nran Ya off the game and surrendered a 16- women's volleyball. | f \* ww w»r uhr patraonai ■duct In your owory floratl nosd IT'S NOT TOO LATE 6TH ANNUAL WLU to get formal INVITATIONAL BASKETBALL flowers — boutineers, oorsages and Christmas TOURNAMENT gifts as well FRIDAY NOVEMBER 28 GAME 1 AT 7:30 BElTz'^^ FRIENDLY ATMOSPHERE Cederville College (Ohio) H&R vs BANDY BY Furniture & Ottawa Gee Gees PIC Appliance GAME 2 AT 9:30 | Hawkettes lose to tall Athena Squad. __ Bottle Opener & Pen FREE With University of Waterloo Warriors Every Purchase vs 593 Lancaster St. W. LaurierGolden IRaarl Hawks Bnogtpon SATURDAY NOVEMBER 29 743-4282 576-3396 AT 7:30 Deeks*Dtohet Loser Game 1 vs Loser Game 2 Lamps*Beds CHAMPIONSHIP Chesterfield AT 9:30 Fridge*Stoves WINNER GAME 1 vs WINNER GAME 2 Misc. Specialprices ror BEITZ students I'■ _^_ RANDY If ' t""■"■"■■ . ' ■ BY PIC NEED '. : i Pine Waterloo blocking led to their victory. CONFIDENTIAL 4 HELP? LEGAL AID DEPT. 2nd floor S.U.B. 884 - 5330 Typing Service Available contact Robin Bolton 886-5539 (short distance from school) Southern Comfort. Enjoy.it straight up, on the rocks, , - or blended with your favourite mixer. HXtgS The unique taste \ II 1 of Southern Comfort enjoyed for over 125years. 20 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 27. 1980 UWFederation Board ofEntertainment BBpresents Motor Hotel fl GABOR ■**** 871 Victoria St *. - 744-3511 I and the fl BRIAN PLUMMER fl DEMICS H and the KANGEROO H (if you like Maclean & Maclean End of Term I you'll love the Kangeroo) Celebration SB Saturday: H Wednesday, H TEENAGE HEAD M December 3rd Waterloo Motor Inn H Tues —Wet T-Shirt Contest | Feds $3.50 U Wed.—Ladies' Mud Wrestling \ Thurs.—sos Rock & Roll Night 1 Others $4.50 Fri. & Sat.—Anything Goes M W Sat. Aft.—Live Bands Matinee Ticketsnow on sale in the Federation Office, Campus Centre Room 235 Problems With Apartment Life? - WE ARE PUTTING TOGETHER AN INFORMATION AND ASSISTANCE PAPER TO HELP STUDENTS FIND RENTAL ACCOMODATION AND DEAL " EFFECTIVELY WITH LANDLORDS, LEASES AND OTHER PROBLEMS. YOUR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY AND COMPLETION OF THIS SURVEY - WOULD BE APPRECIATED. 1. Do you presently live in rented accomoda- 11. Did you receive a vacancy report before Hon? YES/NO occupation? YES/NO 2. What month didyou begin to look for this 12. Do you have any specific suggestionsfor accomodation? persons rentingfor theirfirst time? AUG/JULY/JUNE/MAY/EARLIER 3. Do you plan to rent offcampus nextyear? • YES/NO THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS 4. Have you ever rented previous to this APPLY ONLY TO PERSONS year? YES/NO BILLETTING IN PRIVATE HOMES. 5. What type ofaccomodation do you rent? APT./HOUSE/TOWNHOUSE L Did you receive a written agreement? 6. What is the total monthly rent of your YES/NO accomodation? .. 2. In what intervals do you pay rent? 7. Do you pay utilitiesseperately? YES/NO WEEKLY/MONTHLY/EACH TERM 8. How many room mates doyou have? 3 Which meals do you eat in the home at - which you billet? 9. Did you sign a lease? YES/NO BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER 10. Have you ever had problems with the 4. Do you feel you have adequate privacy? landlord not obeying the lease? YES/NO YES/NO? | COMPLETED SURVEYS CAN BE DEPOSITED IN SURVEY BOX IN THE CONCOURSE Commission of University Affairs — Advisory Council on Off Campus Housing.