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Vol. 1 No. 3 Humber College's Student Newspaper Sept. 23, 1993
MORE FUN THAN YOU EVER THOUOHT POSSIBLE AT HUMBER COLLEOE: Students groove to the Caribbean beat during Discovery Week Meeting future needs
by Kimberly Mitchell dardize college programs Academics. However, Humber Humber's two main themes "CSAC's emphasis on gener- across the province and has redone all course outlines of the CSAC iniUative are the al education will lead to more Demands from today's improve the quality of educa- this year and has broadened professional development of respect for a college diploma industries are forcing colleges tion. The system -wide stan- the scope of general education. all staff to define and evaluate because the graduate's hori- to look into the mirror and dards would serve to increase Although an improved gen- performance outcomes and to zons will broaden," said face the future. respect for college diplomas eral education will benefit stu- review the effectiveness of Crudon. After a recommendation by and make it easier for stu- dents. CSAC's other goal to those actions in terms of stu- the Vision 2000 report in 1990 dents to transfer credits standardize college programs dent success. on the province's educational between colleges. may pose a problem for some. "We want to approach it direction, the Ministry of According to a CSAC Crudon said CSAC is look- with a different slant by look- Education and Retraining newsletter, while graduates ing at standardizing the more ing at what the teacher can do developed the College possess strong vocational expensive programs, such as for the student," said Pamela Standards and Accreditation skills their general education broadcasting and health ser- HanfU dean of Human Studies Council (CSAC). is limited. Generic skills, vices. This means they would and a CSAC facilitator. "We "TTiere is concern about the including literacy, numeracy be offering such courses only want to evaluate behavioral college system's failure to pro- and analytical problem-solving at colleges in areas where the objectives and what the stu- duce graduates with a wide need to be stressed. employment demand is high in dents can do by the end of scope of education and the Humber had already met these ^Ids. their courses." lack of curriculum consistency the general education and This restricts the range of CSAC requires that every between colleges," said CSAC generic skills requirements of options for students and program have at least one gen- staff member Bill Crudon. CSAC in 1989, said Richard leaves them with some tough eral education course by CSAC's purpose is to stan- Hook, vice-president of choices," said Crudon. September 1994. 2 Sept. 23, 1993 Humberetc BOG members SAC finally asked to pay for dinner gets VP Finance Kristoffer Mueller
For over years, by Dixie Calwell Job should be held. 20 past The problem was solved and present members of the of After months of procedural after Gary Begg. a taskforce Board Governors have enjoyed very costly annual wrangling and debating member, reviewed the consti- a Christmas dinner at the col- among councillors, SAC offi- tution and found an article lege, free of charge. cially has a VP of Finance. that stated the Executive This year, the party-goers Last Tuesday. SAC was Committee had the power to notified of the decision to approve the VP of Finance. will be paying. After a lengthy debate at approve the appointment of The only thing Council c£in the last Board of Governors business student Melissa do is approve or not approve. meeting, the board agreed to White, as VP of Finance. They didn't (approve)," said an admission The approval was handed Begg, pointing out that coun- charge of $25 per person at the annual down by members of a cil cannot ratify a decision. dinner. Presidential Teisk Force set up Although the decision has "It's a large dinner," to review Humber's constitu- been made, there is still some Melissa White becomes SAC's Vice President of President Robert Gordon tion. disagreement in council. said, "with a fair amount of The decision sits amid a At a meeting held last Finance after much heated debate. expense. We've hit crisis sea of controversy over Tuesday, director of publicity a had getting the position didn't She said the excitement of flnancisdly, and the bo£uxl felt whether or not White should for SAC, Mark Berardo, dis- seem justified. having the position had worn that it was time to hold the position. White was agreed with the ruling. make a 'They (the council) are enti- off and she is just relieved. charge." told she had the position last "There's more to the job; tled to their opinions. It is She has now reassumed the Yet, not every member of Jufy after the winning candi- she wasn't the most experi- hard for me to look at this position. the board agreed with the date resigned, but some coun- enced," said Berardo, "I wish objectively. Bringing it up "I have to catch up on what idea. Chair of Education cil members disapproved and her good luck, though." (again) is unnecesary," said I missed. Last week was hec- Werner Loiskandl felt present felt that new interviews for the White said the trouble she White. tic," said White. members should not be charged, considering they eire volunteers who are con- tributing to the college.
"I refuse to pay a fee, but I will gladly donate $25 to the college (in lieu of paying the Sports fee), the JJQ'S Cafe and attend dinner. It is the principle of the issue," Loiskandl said. The idea of donating money THE PLACE TO BE instead of charging individu- als came up during the meet- ing, but there were too many MONDAY - 250 WINGS problems concerning tax credit receipts. - COME SEE THE GAME ON OUR 1 0FT SCREEN Vice-Chair Enza Colavec- chia suggested those not contributing to the college pay the fee, and those still on TUESDAY - COMING SOON "SUMO WRESTLING" the board be waived. The board members disagreed. "We have an image that we need to portray," said WEDNESDAY - NUMBER PUB NIGHT member Mike Lishnak. - SPECIAL DRINK PRICES "We cannot get away Avith this," said Dr. Avis Glaze. "It doesn't look good if we do not - D.J. & DANCING 1 DONT FORGET YOUR pay." Gordon disagreed with - FOOD SPECIALS J STUDENT CARD Student Representative Hargumsir Randhawa's belief an admission fee may disap- - point past members, which THURSDAY LADIES NIGHT could mean losing the dona- tions or support they may - Vg PRICE POOL FOR LADIES provide. "Most members are not - SPECIAL GIVEAWAYS FOR THE LADIES doing anything for the col- lege, except coming to the - D.J. & DANCING dinners," said Gordon. "We don't owe them an3rthing." The board considered postponing the dinner until FRIDAY - LIVE MUSIC it could be afforded, or hav- ing it every second 5^ear, but - D.J. & DANCING decided against those options. "We've always had a very excellent hospitality and culi- SATURDAY - LIVE MUSIC nary arts program," Gordon said, describing why the - D.J. & DANCING annual dinner was created. "It was an opportunity to have the students and the - teachers in that area display SUNDAY NFL FOOTBALL to the board members just what they do, which is quite -9TVs impressive." Gordon feels that the pre- - 750 HOT DOGS sent board members do ;^ - deserve something for their - COMEDY NIGHT woric. but he agrees that they cannot afford to continue the dinner without Individually • 190 QUEEN'S PLATE DRIVE ETOBICOKE, ONTARIO paying for it HIGHWAY 27 & REXDALE, ACROSS FROM THE WOODBINE CENTRE The dinner will be held at the college on December 16. Humberetc... Sept. 23, 1993 3 Killer virus attacks canines Faculty urges by Lana Fleming Pet owners should take pre- change cautions against a highly con- tagious and deadly dog virus by Kristojfer Mueller that is sweeping across south- em Ontario. Humber faculty and stu- According to the Toronto dents were invited by the Humane Society (THS), more Ontario Royal Commission than 40 cases of parvovirus on Learning to discuss the have been reported by area province's current education veterinary clinics, compared to system. less than 10 cases last year. The group also stressed Parvo is a viral disease that the necessity for greater col- affects the dog's digestive sys- laboration between -levels of tem. Symptoms pet owners education. Some of the facul- should watch for: vomiting, ty members feel students are severe diarrhea and listless- not being effectively guided, ness. especially when community Puppies are hardest hit by colleges are involved. the disease and can die within Peter Dietsche, a Human 24 to 36 hours of contact. Studies professor, said stu- Adult dogs also become quite dents are urged to go to uni- sick, but usualfy survive. versities instead of colleges Dr. Carman Redmond of the for post-secondary educa- Shelburne Veterinary Clinic Nine-week-old puppy Max has been diagnosed with Parvovirus. tion. said that while the disesise has "The student we tradition- been around for 20 years, it has receive their initial vaccination feces, but is veiy resistant and walking your dog in popular ally get is on the short end been especially bad this year. and all of their boosters. can survive for up to six dog-walking areas, don't allow of the stick," said Dietsche. "The best way to avoid the Mature dogs should be vacci- months in contaminated areas. your dog to walk near any "Students have little knowl- disease is by taking the proper nated annually." Chris Fox of the THS advis- other dogs' feces or vomit, and edge of what college is all precautions," he said. "It is The virus Is spread mainly es pet owners to take the fol- keep your dog away from other about." very important that puppies through contact with infected lowing precautions: "Avoid dogs," she warned. Human Studies professor Eleanor O'Connor said "we need to stress generic skills and critical thinking." Ken Simon, chair of Legal Students upset over injury Assistance/Office Administration added "litera- by Mark Tttfford bleeding badly. The security son to arrive is responsible for who drove Dunn to the hospi- cy skills are the issue. That guard did not have a first-aid administering first-aid. tal, Ian Cadrin, seiid that the includes computer literacy." Anger and confusion are the kit with him. but recorded Security and Residence security guard did not help The group felt that one of result of an incident when a Dunn's name, phone and room Assistants (RA) are trained in and "as we were leaving (for the major faults of the sys- Humber Residence student number. first-aid first-aid is funding, particularly and RAs have the hospital), that's when the tem suffered a gash on her head "He didn't offer £my help or kits in their rooms. for primary education. "We RA showed up." and no one seemed prepared. even ask if she was okay." said Superintendent of Inside need adequate and appropri- "(Security) didn't even ask if At around 4:30 a.m. on Samantha Wiseman, one of Services. Gary Jeynes said the ate funding in the whole sys- anjrone was drinking or if any- September 12. Amanda Dunn. Dunn's friends who was at the security report stated the tem." O'Connor said. "We one was all right to drive," said 21. struck her head on a metal accident "I assumed that (the guard didn't administer first- need more, not less primary Dunn. "I couldn't even see door firame causing a cut that security guard) would have a aid because there was alreacfy funding." required four stitches. flrst-ald-klt." an RA taking care of Dunn. because of all the blood Toby Fletcher, chair of Witnesses said a security Aina Saulite. Director of The students who witnessed streaming down my face. Management Studies, agreed guard appeared on the scene Student Residences said that the accident, however, said the "I'm sorry but if someone that the government was 10 minutes after the front desk In the case of an injury in resi- RA did not show up until after has their head split open I'd be spending in the wrong areas. got inverted priori- was informed that Dunn was dence, the first qualified per- security arrived. The person looking for a first-aid kit." "They've ties." he said, "and as a tax-
payer, I would rather see money going to primary edu- Recycling Humber garbage cation, not university educa- tion." The group emphasized the 'Humber College is committed to the recycling program^ It is the importance of properly teaching students in the right thing to do' : Gary Jeynes, head of inside services. early stages. "We must recognize, by Lesley Allen materials and putting food into the college saves between four materials. understand and respond to the styrofoam recycling bins. to five tons of recycled materi- In 1991, there were over the needs of children, both Since its inception at Items which are recycled at als from being dumped into 80,000 tons of glass and over physically and mentally," Humber three years ago, the the college include styrofoam, landfill sites, Jeynes said. 39,000 tons of cans and bot- said nursing professor Pat recycling program has changed plastic, cardboard, computer Bonny Sorokollt spokesper- tles collected from blue boxes. Fors. "Children who are not very little, but Jeynes would paper, mixed paper, heavy son for garbage disposal and Environment Canada esti- being fed do not have the like to make the process more metal, glass and c£uis. Jejmes collection in Etobicoke mates two-thirds of all paper energy to learn." efficient said it is not hsird to get people believes, "Etobicoke is the produced is routinefy discard- The Commission, which "Currently we're in the to recycle. number one municipality in ed, but is capable of being was appointed in May, 1993, process of changing the separa- Toronto for recycling." recycled. Every ton of paper is co-chaired by Monique tion process," said Je5mes. "The Since the province of recycled saves about 19 trees. Begin, a former federal college will separate materials Ontario approved the large- With the 283.000 tons of Minister of Health and on-site rather than ofi"." scale recycling program known newspaper recycled in 1991, Welfare, and Gerald Caplan. The recycling process does as the 'Blue Box' in 1985, over over 5,300 trees were saved. a public policy analyst and not cost Humber to have dis- two million homes have According to the Earth public affairs commentator. carded material picked up. The received a blue box. Works group, recycling materi- The other commissioners are intial costs of the recycling The Ontario Ministiy of the als reduces the amount of Manisha Bharti. a grade 12 program were minimal, Jeynes Environment estimates the material being put into Ismd- honours student from said. "We didn't spend a lot of blue box is responsible for fills and also helps to decrease Cornwall. Dr. Avis Glaze, a money. We had a co-sponsor diverting over 1.2 million tons the amount of energy required school superintendent from to begin with." of recycled material fiDm land- to produce new materials. It North York and a member of Jeynes said he could not fills between 1988 and 1991. takes 30 per cent of the energy Humber's Board of give an exact cost of the pro- The blue box program has used to produce one ton of Governors, and Dennis gram since it does not cost been Jointly funded l^ munici- paper from trees if the paper Murphy, a retiring director of Himiber any money to operate. palities, provincial govern- was recycled first the Institute for Catholic It is simply the time involved ments, grocery producers, Over 14 per cent of all con- Part Of the process Education finom North Bay. to have the material picked up. newspaper publishers, plastic sumed materials is recycled The information gathered However, there are also dis- "1 think everyone was will- and packaging industry and according to Statistics Canada. from the meetings will be advantages to the recycling ing to do it It was Just a ques- the soft drink industry. Such It is estimated by the end of submitted to the Royal program. Jeynes said some tion of getting the program support from different organi- the 1990s, this number will Commission early in students are misusing the pro- publicized," he said. zations helps to diffuse and double, helping to reduce dam- October. gram by mixing up recycled On average, each month, offset the costs of recycling age to the environment 4 Sept. 23,1993 Humber etc J^. . :
Humber etc ... Sept. 23, 1993 5 wfm. Humber gets new chairs R.I.FI
by Paul Riches for almost a decade, even tentious issue," said The new position. so Stein.-, ,:, its heaviness," said Noble, "I : wobbly. Six hundred tablet Bridgeford said the program saidBiciUc. ;i;:iiiiiiiii arms — chairs which have started two-and-a-half years think it is an improvement The new system: 'llllllllll small tables attached to one ago when an ad hoc committee over some of the broken down lliliilillilil student volunteers. |ii|::||||i| side — are also being removed, was formed to look at refur- tables and stuff we had." lillliilliiiililiiiilihces scaled 'down versioB|||||i||| but not replaced, since many bishing Humber. One particular room, E>158, ^council. Each fk)or "Iplll^l . of these desks are missing the A pilot project of refurbish- which Noble said used to have llllliillliilll^ IJlve positions —^ so€i||||||||| flip-up tables and older stu- ing the six most damaged tablet arms, was changed to Jetic, food, fire safety^ ilcli like a dents do not like them. classrooms at Humber was the new furniture, and now ;;;|||||ii|pi||i||iji||p- recyclings ;>ii^liji|||||i|||il^^ Res The college is disposing of done, and those six had to be can't be formed into a circle. "Bach representative will;: yfe; wii^ the,. report Alp?i Ssiulite, some furniture by putting it in redone again this year. "For me it's more negative t(> whf? ku^ c4^ G ^oUrs Of Opi ^^^t^OP-^- 7-A5a.^- Goianrmet: CoJEf GjAnT DAILY MEAL sv\C^ SPECIALS $3.99 TACOS t'i*^^ 'h?2''v. ^mni v»j^ aju ot ^^ks TOS ,^1.0^^ ^«c, ^1.99 '"*" Located in the Lower Level of "K" BIdg. " 6 Sept. 23, 1993 Humberetc May Haslam, a CICE CICE gives instructor, said "a lot of devel- opment has taken place over Beer bottle ban in residence the three years for the pro- special gram." byKentMtHtre our number of alcohol related John Grange, R6 floor RA and An increase was made in reports, and on top of that, its Rawle Borel Jr.. R8 floor RA students the number of courses the stu- Students wanting to drink a lot safer." said Fred Proia. Safety is a concern because dents could access. There is beer in Residence will now SI floor RA. broken bottles found in and a chance also more individual prefer- have to drink around resi- ence in course selection. from a can, not dence areas are Students can now choose a bottle. a potential at success three courses they are inter- At midnight. danger. ested in £uid once assessed for Sunday. Sept- "Safety is by Btonica Bt^jtor their skills, are given a chance ember 12. any more important to try out the courses. Haslam students found than whether Humber's Community In- said this allows students to co- with beer bottles people drink tegration through a Co-opera- operate and integrate with stu- in their room beer from a can tive Education (CICE) pro- dents and peers while being in will receive a or a bottle, or if gram is giving students with a learning oriented environ- $25 fine. The it has a tin developmental disabilities an ment. The students are evalu- ban was brought taste," said opportunity to pursue areas of ated on their Integration skills on and passed Borel. "It works interest. and after two years, receive a by Residence out well and "The students are individu- CICE diploma. Assistants (RA) it's not as if als," said Anne Bender, Dean To make the class more at a council people don't of Health Sciences. "They each constructive and to get more meeting have an alter have different skills and we try feedback, Haslam had stu- September 1. native. It's not to pick out that skill, help dents and their parents fill out Brock like we're say them work on it to make it a personalized survey. She University and ing you can't easier for them to find their said this allows for adjust- C a r 1 e t o n All bottles must gol It's cans or nottiing In Res. drink beer." initial interests." ments to be made in the core University also Bottles were The CICE program was orig- peirt of the program. have the no-bottle policy in Alcohol in residence hall- being dropped from floor win inally introduced in 1986 at "The program is unique their student residences. ways was also a concern. dows, and broken glass was the Lakeshore campus. Three because we work very closely Brock initiated the ban in Students would put caps on found in the volleyball court years ago it was moved to the with the students to pick out February 1990, and Guelph their beer bottles and walk behind Residence. Heedth Sciences department at their most important skill," University will initiate a no- through the halls from room "The main reason is the the north campus. The two- said Gwen Villamere, Chair of bottle policy in its residence in to room. breaking of bottles, and with year program has 24 full-time Health Sciences. "We assess February 1994. "With a can, they can't do cans you don't have that," said students, up fix)m 20 students their competencies fully and At Humber, the main con- that" said Sam Otaki, S5 floor Proia. "Cans have also become when it started. The course use that to help them decide cern behind the ban is stu- RA the norm in nearly every resi caters to students with special what exactly they are interest- ." dent safety. "It will decrease The ban was suggested by dence you go to." needs. ed in Villamere is pleased with the program, especially with the satisfaction the students are getting. She said she wants students to gain skills NOCHARtiE necessary for working in the real world and to be satisfied CHiQUm with what they are doing. ACcOUffr "The part that pleases me the most is how pleased the students are with the people they meet and work with," said Bender. 'They enjoy coming to CA^HSroFaRP l£h YOU school, going to classes and ^„ .^^.^ . being introduced to all these day-to-day opportunities." However, Bender pointed out, "the job placement factor is still a focus." ; ilou "The program is unique ,»*-;*i*. because we wori( very closely with the stu- dents to pick out their most important skill. She said although job placement is a problem in almost every program — espe- Only Scotiabank chalks up a cially with the economic tur- moil that Canada is facing — it is for concern for the CICE students, since they are still no-fee^ banking package for students. facing society's uneasy atti- tude toward the mentally If there's one thing we know about students, start establishing a good credit rating. Something handicapped. it's that sometinries they mn on a tight budget. that will be useful in the future. "We're still trjring to work on making it an easier process for And since we were the first Canadian bank to So drop by your nearest Scotiabank branch the CICE students," said introduce a student package three years ago, it's and we'll show you all the ways Bender. "We want to help something we've kept in mind. we can help. CICE students get integrated If you're a full-time college' or university student, YOUCOULD ^-j In the college and in the com- you're eligible for the Scotia Banking Advantage* munity." CASH is package. This package includes a daily interest WIN M 000 Humber's CICE program chequing account, an automated banking machine one of a kind and a lot of other colleges are trying to use it as card, a Classic VISA card^ and for qualified gradu- a pilot program. ating students, an auto loan. On October 29, Humber will 12. With Scotia Banking Advantage, you can also November '^^^^^ehancetowW ^ be hosting a conference for other colleges and representa- tives who are considering set- ting up a similar program or trying to Implement more changes to their programs. Scotiabank % In the meantime, Haslam said they may try to start a continuing education course to the program, for students who 'The Bank of Nova Scotia r^isierad user of maik "No monthly fee or minimum moniMy balance Community College, Technical Institute or Cegep •Registered Trade Mark ol The Bank of Nova Scotia 'Subjea to credit approval want to continue specializing In a certain area of study. ? Humberetc... Sept. 23, 1993 7 Research at your fingertips by Nicole BBddelkamp more efficient than other forms tc have this information print- which cost approximately $80 The CD ROM database is of research, but not many stu- ed on the laser printer com- combined. located on the third floor of the This semester Humber's dents are using the database. plete with graphics. The system is an American library and there is always north campus hbrary received "We've had a few assign- The library charges 20 cents product. but includes someone available to answer the use of for a more efficient ments that required a copy to help pay for the ink, Canadian journals like questions . funding " research system. the program, but not many, cartridges and bond paper Maclean's Last March on a trial basis she said. that the the library received a CD ROM Bentley also adds (Compact Disk Read Only all the information is current. Memory) computer system The library receives new disks months. with a database GPO (General every two students Periodicals OnDisk) which GPO allows access to over 1,000 Journals '93 allows students to retrieve SAC BI-ELECTIONS ^d to read a short summary information but not change it. of an article available on any This year the library was topic. The student types in a granted $18,500 from Richard subject, title, company name Hook, vice-president of acade- or a specific journal and the mics . Systems librarian Ljmne computer will come up with Bentley said the system is the information. It is possible Staff member moves on by Gail Balfour puters and the Television Centre, as well as being a A staff member who has "partial load Instructor" for been at the college for over 20 these areas. years has left for a high school Roberts said he found the teaching job. biggest change to Humber in "I've been looking for a the past two decades was the while." said Operating groAvth. Technician Doug Roberts, who "It got too big: you got to will be teaching a new course the point where you would dealing with video production walk down the hall and not and computers at Father know people. I'll miss the peo- Bressani Separate High School ple - those I got to know well. in Woodbridge. I'll miss their friendship." The Ministry of Education Dominlk Gratzer, a broad- was making available a broad cast technologist who worked based communication course with Roberts "for 20 years, off will and 1 thought it would be and on," said he be interesting to get in with a missed. high school. It may give stu- "It's kind of hard when dents an opportunity for pre- you"ve worked with someone requisites at a college level. It's so long and then they're not an earlier advantage." there anymore. Doug was A graduate of Humber's great with the students. He Instructional Media loved teaching."' Technician course (now called Another broadcast technol- Multi-Media Specialist) in ogist, Kurt Ellis, described 1972, Roberts was hired by Roberts as "a real nice, likable the college that same year. gtQT, pretty easygoing. We were He started his career at good friends," he said. Humber in the Instructional Jeny Millan. a film andTV Media Centre which was later instructor who has known split into the resource centre Roberts many years, said "I and the equipment centre in taught him as a student here 1975. and I was among those who At first, Roberts was selected him for employment invohred "mostly in production as a graduate." and very little teaching." He Although Roberts is no said he liked the mix of both. longer at Humber, he still "It kept you active and up- hopes to keep in touch by to-date," he said. teaching night classes here in He became part of the sup- the future, once he gets set- port staff responsible for com- tled in his new job. DOUG ROBERTS FORMER HUMBER STAFF 8 Sept23,1993 Humberelc Foi^u^ivi ^ Editor-in-Chief: Susan Maglll Managing Bditon: Robb M. Stewart Marilyn Beaton Opinion Editors: Lana Fleming Nadia H. Shousher Newt Editors: Alan Swinton Alan Nishlmura Tamara de la Vega Helen Zappolino Sports Editors: Doug Lucas Paul Mercado life Editors: Robert Hookey Marg Bryant David O'Hare Arts Editors: Rob Witkowski Marg Land Photo Editor: Pam Brown John Tenpenny Special Section Editors: Amie Heaslip Carolyn T. Gcillant Copy Editors: AJ Jenner Sean Garrett Editorial Advisor: Terri Amott •• . « >•, Technical Advisor: James Cullln Advertising Manager: Catherine Coughlan Vol. I No. 3 ^lifl^ c<^;> 5tt ^ that* ^ the real reason why we are all here* There are maiay lofty theories of broader horb^ons and mtrul expanslDn^ l>ut when the diploma Is hangbig on the wall a:fter graduatiim, iU really about ^tln^%^|piJ^. the upo^ming eleotion and wjiich parlor i^ gpilng t|> be able to get you the bestJob. When an election 1^ held diirfiag a isee^s^on, the issues are obvious. Hie proM Humber etc... welcomes your letters to the editor. All letters should be C(mgratulati<«%s to the Board of Oot^i^mors ilt^ sent to room L 231 and must include your name, student number, pro- ^leir l^mdy decl^on to buy their <^9f$i meals a^ gram and phone number. Letters judged to be racist, sexist or Ubellous the annual Christmas dinn^. will not be printed. Humber etc... reserves the right to edit all letters but Couches and untverslttes are fedlng^lhe ynxit^ argument. ti^Oo^ recession and jgovemti^i^t outbacks, and will take care to preserve the core of the author's ' in • tibe lor . tuition hikes • • are works next - - - - ^ .t^i . September. While students are obviously going • to be forced to pay for the increasing costs of Dear Editor. ? hi^er education, it seems thai there are some Thank you for Christina McLean's article on Humber's ongoing series of literaiy readings belts within the managerial positions of the sys-^ ("Lakeshore campus to host literary readings" — Sept 16). tern that could use ti^tenti^. In my 15 years at Himiber, rarely have I read a feature article so well researched and so deftfy While some may view their decision as a small written, not only does Ms. McLean succinctly explain what has been happening at Humber, drop in a vast ocean, it is an effort that should but she also clearly describes the role of the Canada Council, the sponsor of our programme, concludes highlighting the activities of the Uteraiy department of Harbourfront, be noted and commended. It Is the Board of and she by which has contributed so much to Toronto's development as one of the most exciting centres of Governors* responsibility to approve the alloca- Uteraiy activity in the world. tion of funds for the college, so it is only fitting I look forward to reading more of Ms. McLean's articles. that they look at their own spending habits and rectify any problems thiat may exist. Cordially yours Ben Labovltch. Human Studies Lakeshore Campus . Humber etc Sept. 23, 1993 9 Fo»Lijr]vi i& To blame or not to blame: Political Faux Pas The Caledon Inquest btf fokn Tmpetmy of the road stating: "Advisory: be cool and drive fast. Well. I should have known better. I knew politi- by Doug Lucas and Amie Heaslip Steep Winding Grades, Scenic We do not believe that this road cians were low but they're going to have to look up to see the curb on this one. A coroner's inquest Into the Road, Drive Carefully." It is a caused the accident; we believe Uberal leader Jean Chretien's visit to Vancouver deaths of eight teenagers in challenging drive, especially in that it was driver error. AVas disrupted last week, by a man who described Caledon last Mother's Day has darkness. So there is a posted 50 Graduated licenses have come limit a solid yellow to the forefront since this incident himself as a 25-ycar-old unemployed student. brought many concerns to light. km speed and to Worried about his future he yeUed out to Chretien, The issues of drinking and dri- line that allows no passing. Due be implemented in the "I want a real job, not a government Job." ving, graduated licences and the It is a well known fact in this Spring of 1994. the system calls if for levels of licensing. In the Just another disgruntled member of the public very existence of field parties have area, that you want to speed and two other vehicles, should first level of this program you: venting his frustration on a politician he feels is come under fire. pass you • responsible for his predicament, right? Wrong! Field peirties, a rite of passage not use this road. must take a Driver's Ekjucation course; Turns out John Q. Public, otherwise known as for many rural teens, is usuaUy a David Robertson, forgot to mention a few things. safe and harmless endeavour. • have a zero per cent blood at all times; Namely, that he is a volunteer for Ktm Campbell's The offences involved, if any, are alcohol campaign. And he isn't exactly unemplo5red; he's a usually underage drinking and • can only drive when in the law student who worked for the law firm that trespassing. company of a person who has employed Campbell in the early eighties. He's also The party in Caledon however, been fully licensed for four years, going to article for thai ftrra next summer and ^ou W21S a party of a different nature. emd this person must have a blood alcohol of less 0.05 won't believe this one) the firm is paying his law It was held with the full knowledge content than school tuition. of the landowner involved. After per cent; I doit*t know about you. but I'm sick and tired of the accident kids would remem- • can't drive on any major high- the political machine trying to control and influence ber a pretty tame gathering of only ways: every aspect of the electoral process. Isn't it enough about 100 people. A Caledon OPP • won't be able to drive from that they flood the media with self-promotion, and officer said "it was the quietest midnight to 5 a.m.; print enough propaganda to fill the SkyDome? field party I've ever seen." The • new drivers must have a sign They have taken away the last legitimate forum landowner even went so far as to in the car stating that the driver is that was truly ours: the right to ask questions and contact the police and have a a learning driver. voice our complaints to those Iti power. Ito«r can we RIDE program set up at the This phase of the program lasts ever be sure again that the persoCt ytWlti^ from the entrance and exit to the party. So. Bert deRonde. father of one of from 22 to 24 months. " back of the room isnt planted there Imin the oppo- presumably these teens passed the victims, said: He shouldn't In the second level of the pro- sition? We can't be sure, and that's a shame. People through the RIDE checkpoint. have passed on a hillside. It was gram, sifter passing the road test, wflt now dismiss what that peiBcm has to say, even Tlie party was not the problem. Just a mental mistake. You can't you can drive by yourself, but If Uie 0MjH«eRt or cone^m fe «^c|» The question, then, is where to take. the hills away. You have to must have a zero per cent blood Politicians liave to stop trying to manipulate our lay the blame, the task set before be careful." alcohol level. decision-making with such cheap and pathetic the coroner's inquest in Caledon. Knowing this, these locsd teens This system of licensing will not ploys. Let us decide by fair game who we want to Some fault should probably be chose to pass another car anyway. reclaim the lives of the eight represent and serve us — because right now, it it killed in this laid on the road itself. On the Chalk up to inexperience, or the teenagers unfortu- seems obvious that the only ones politicians are Forks Of Tlie Credit road there is a pressure of having a carload of nate incident, but it may save the serving now are themselves. warning sign posted at both ends friends in the car. and the urge to lives of others. United Nations in need of facelift Eight-point plan could restore credibility orders fi"om Rome now. Not the UN. cies in Africa. Under democracy, mass famines like by Sean Garrett Second, peacekeepers must be culturally sensitive the one in Somalia would never occur; the only mass Peacekeeping — or a peacemaking war? to any target region. This is crucial in Africa, for famines in history were artificial. For example, the This is what the United Nations force stationed in example, which through history Europe had carved 1847 Irish potato famine happened because English Somalia has yet to decide. And recent shenanigans in up without considering its tribal element. Ttie result Ismdowners hoarded food in a a bid to starve the that African nation have shown the world that the Is a country like Nigeria, which is threatened by bad Irish into extinction. The indirect result was an Irish UN partners there had better define their mandate. blood among its minority tribes. North American for- exodus to the Americas. This could happen to eign policy has little appreciation for these patchwork Africans and for this reason alone, supporting The UN's former role as peacekeeper has been societies which predate our countries by millennia. democracy and development in Africa should be a wsirped by the force's American contingent, which Racists — there were supposed^ several in our own priority on the agendas of even racist, white seems obsessed with chasing down hunted warlord Canadian Airborne Regiment — and the simply igno- Canadians. Mohammed Farah Aideed. He Is one of the men rant must be denied hire as peacekeepers. Finally. African aid must be Increased at least five- responsible for the mass famine that killed 350,000 Third, the region targeted must be taught self-suf- fold. It present^ accounts for less than one per cent Somalis, and a Justification for an armed UN pres- ficiency before the UN can move on, or else the of the Canadian government's expenditures. ence there. peacekeepers will become part of the local market Additional^, the UN must cut the cancer of unrest in Yet so far this month, the American element of the economy. Their eventual departure will prove crip- Africa at its root and confront those truty responsible UN force has been embarrassed by its own fighting pling. Currently the UN is the largest employer in for the misery there: the International arms mer- elite's screw-ups In pursuing Aideed; most notably, Somalia's capital. Mogadishu, and it must ensure chants. when its soldiers terrorized men loyal to All Mahdi that development projects will act as an economic The vast majority of global arms sales are made Mohammed, Aldeed's nemesis, and In a separate cushion once the troops leave. directly through governments or corporations enjoy- Incident, workers for the UN's own Development Fourth, although military strength is an integral ing government subsidies. Instead of crippling the Program. aspect of the UN. it must only use the degree needed. arms trade, the end of the Cold War is only opening Bad press for the UN soared after the U.S.- led It does not require a huge, tough army to take down the door to more ways of killing people. force killed about 204 Somali civilians, many women one man. but this is currently the case with Aideed. It is up to the United Nations, the only global bocfy and chfldren. September 9. The UN argued that Its Fifth, over the long-term the UN must review its with any clout to take initiative. Until these issues soldiers were endangered by mobs, but the massacre entire peacekeeping policy. Should it keep the peace, are nipped in the bud, UN peacekeepers will find has tainted Its Image abroad. or make the peace? The UN must resdlze how much themselves caught in the crossfire like Smurfs in a Canada also had Its share of bad press. Lt. Col. of a ripple effect a mllitaiy campaign anywhere will howitzer. Carole Mathleu, who led Canadian operations In have in 1993. Somalia during the first part of this year, was Sixth, the UN must look at the big picture and replaced recently by Lt Col. Peter Kenward. Mathleu send its troops where they are needed most. As cruel was relieved of his duties in connection with the sus- as It sounds the UN must ensure the stability of picious deaths of two Somalis by Canadian soldiers. regional democracies foremost, and not simply go Regardless of who is to be blamed, what the UN where the most lives are being lost. The condition and its peacekeepers need if they are to get their act that countries to be helped be democracies must be together, is this eight-point program: stressed, because all Western nations have had a First the UN must spot potential in-flghting among history of supporting dictatorial banana repubUcs. its troops before it becomes a crisis. For example. disguising their own selfish foreign policies under the Somalia is a former colony of Italy which is currently banner of "stability." wary of America's gung-ho attitude toward Aideed. to Seventh, the UN must advise Canadian and other the extent that Italian UN troops are allegedly taking Western agencies to work toward long-lived democra- 10 Sept. 23, 1993 Humbcr etc Group wants women International students pay big in the house Government cuts leave foreign students hurting sell shirts to by Grace Mocrfa help bring awareness, A wofi{t|iii*s which In Newby said some students Adapting to a new culture is turn brings by Sharon Allen are subsidized by their par- a lot easier for international Hott«e^ 0<; Thursday,^September 30, 1993 Part-time jobs available cnsn to assist students with disabilities ^ Be employed at a gratifying job while at school ^ Work a maximum of 10 hours Positions include: X Readers " X Scribes X Test aides X Attendants . XNotetakers BUKBltO For additional informatiofi, please contact The Special Needs Office North: Room D128 $3.90 tr 675-6622 Ext 4151 Lakeshore: Room A 120 plus applicable taxes « 252-5571 Ext 3265 . , " Humberetc... Sept.23, 1993 11 The pleasure and the pain Body piercing transforms the body into art by Andrea Maxwell said Muramasa. was the risk of infection from Blaire Collett. a 50-year-old the needle. Sometimes the most unlike- health care consultant, Muramasa uses a "hot and ly people do the most outra- received her first unconven- cold sterilization method" geous things. tional piercing last which requires cold disinfect- Body piercing's latest surge Wednesday. The interest was ing of instruments (needle and is not restricted to the young sparked by a co-worker who forceps) and sterilization at and daring. Some of Toronto's had her navel pierced. After 465 degrees just before use. more conventional business six months of curiosity, Collett The most popular piercings types are getting poked in the decided she had made suffi- done today are navels. It's "85 most unusual places. cient inquiries and had her per cent of my business. "You'd be surprised at the nipple pierced. Other common areas are nip- stuff going on under those "It secretly pleases me — ples, noses and eyebrows. fancy designer suits," says it's not to be shared with Some of the more daring go for Lilith Muramasa, owner and everyone." the genital area. operator of Auroboros Body One of the more unusual Ornaments on Yonge Street. piercings Muramasa has done Muramasa, who had her "I've had every- is the tendon underneath the navel and nipple pierced in body here, from tongue. Her most difficult and 1988 by her husband, says most dreaded is the septum. she has always been interest- all walks of life, It's the soft piecp of cartilage ed in body piercing. She start- between the two nostrils and ed piercing out of her home street people, takes the most time and preci- five jrears ago and opened the yuppies, Bay sion because "you can't get it Auroboros Studio in April wrong." It's in the centre of 1992, after investing the last Street (types)- but the face so it can't be uneven. of her unemplojmient cheques. It is also one of the more The art of body piercing they get the stuff painful piercings and takes began with tribal rituals cen- you can hide," longer than the usual 6-8 turies ago. The piercings were weeks to heal due to the meant to display beauty, toughness of the skin. wealth or strength. Today The basic technique for any If you're considering getting they seem to represent a rebel- piercing involves the insertion pierced, keep in mind it will lion against mainstream soci- of a surgical needle through cost anywhere from $40 for a ety, one that reaches beyond the skin into a piece of cork. nose to $68 for a nipple. It's the young. The loop or ring is then not as serious a commitment OUCHi! - Some people will go pretty far to make the hole and as a tattoo. can let the "I've had everybody here, pushed through You a fashion statement, even if it involves a little life, street involves "much less pain" than hole close up within a year of from all w^lks of pain. people, jruppies, upper crust. that caused by a pjercing gun, piercing if you decide you're Bay Street (types)— but they according to Muramasa. just not as radical as you once get the stuff you can hide," A major concern for Collett thought. Fresh Thinking . . Day and Night We're in The Pip6! -| New Evening Hours r^^^^^^? Monday - Thursday 10:00am - 8:00pm Friday < 10:00am - 3:00pm 12 Sept. 23, 1993 Humbcretc ^,ractice makt The road to stardon Rehearsals take a serious n students, but these musici good vibes at I They're jam'n for Photography by P^ Humber etc ... Sept. 23, 1993 13 ^e makes perfect! . stardom has its price. r rious note for iHumber music ) musicians are mal Y BY Pamela Brown %; » » » \ ^ 4 \ k > t « S V k t \ « « » \ > » K V " 14 Sept. 23, 1993 Humberetc... Sex, love and lecture series by Tiziana Scorranese yourself into the kind of per people on like a project. We "Don't ask yourself, do I of a number-one rated ABC son you would want to date. don't have the right or the abil- want to sleep with this per- evening radio talk show heard If you're in a relationship "Nobody can complete you ity to change even one hair on son?' Ask yourself, do I want in 39 states in the United that feels mediocre or unfulflll- and no one can make you someone else's head. Nor to wake up with this person?' States. "Getting Together with ing, what do you do? "Run for happy. Only you can make should we change ourselves Sex shoud be a by-product Ellen Gootblatt. " She is the the hills," suggested relation- yourself happy," she said. for our mates. of intimacy. Real intimacy is author of Men Are Worth The ship expert Ellen Gootblatt. Gootblatt cautioned against "Once you lose yourself, being able to strip away all Trouble: Translating, She addressed an audience, dependence and stressed soli- you don't have a relationship, your armour and defences and Understanding. Appreciating largely made up of women, last tude can help a person appre- you have an addiction. That's reveal your vulnerability to and Celebrating Men. Her new week during a lecture held in ciate life in general, as well as not healthy, " she said. another. You should love your book is Meeting. Dating. the Seventh Semester. their personal goals. "If you You must have the partner, not despite their Relating and Mating: 250 The lecture, the first in a can't learn to be alone with absolute commitment to make faults, but with their faults. Important Questions To Ask series scheduled by the yourself, then desperation and the relationship work, assum- Gootblatt said relationships Before You Go Further In A Students' Association Council hunger can set in." ing the relationship is inher- are never stagnant. They Relationship. (SAC) this year, covered a vari- "That's when every loser ently good. You must also either progress or regress. "If Melissa White. SACs direc- ety of topics including men, comes out of the woodwork to have the same or similar long- you're in a relationship that is tor of lecture series, was women, sex, passion and inti- claim you," she said. term goals to make that com- consistently the same, then impressed with Gootblatt. She macy. Ellen Gootblatt believes mitment. you're only sleepwalking." she said most of Gootblatt's lecture "Don't you dare settle for relationships are meant to be Gootblatt said the most said. "The best relationships was common sense, but some- mediocrity in your relation- easy. "Where is it written that important question to ask only get better and better, times you're too involved in a it. ships. " said Gootblatt. "Always relationships have to tear your yourself is: Am I enhanced by fuller and richer." relationship to see strive for excellence in guts out?" she asked the audi- this relationship or am I Gootblatt SEiid not to think ""When someone else says romance, friendships and fam- ence. diminished? with your head or your heart something, it makes you real- iiy." "Relationships are a piece of Gootblatt is an admitted but with your gut. ize the truth of it."' White said. Gootblatt believes the first cake. It's the choice that's romantic and feels sex is mag- "If it feels right then it is. If However, White was disap- step towards achieving a suc- hard, " she said. nificent with the right person, it feels wrong, then it is." she pointed with the turnout. cessful relationship is to make Gootblatt said we are not but only at the right time, for said. There were about 50 females yourself sensational. Make miracle workers, yet we take the right reasons. Gootblatt. 47, was the host and a handful of males. Videogame "kombat" in the Quarter TNOT by Sean B. Pastemalc arcade players were pitted against each other in a fierce The halls of Humber were competition for cash prizes. filled with the thrill of compe- The winner of the $150 tition last Wednesday, Sept. grand prize, first-year 1 5. You could cut the tension accounting student, Dan PARKING among the eight competitors Roque said he entered into with a knife. What could the the competition almost by event possibly be? Volleyball? accident. Hockey? "I was on my spare class, Would you believe video and I remembered about this NOTICE games? (decathlon)." Roque said. The event was the "games "When some of the players decathlon" which took place didn't show up, I got to sign in The Quarter last week, as up." part of SAC's Discovery Week. The competition was set The parking of vehicles on neighbourhood Eight of Humber's best up so that each player would play eight video gemies. rang- streets and in local business parking lots is ing from the complex Mortal Kombat to the more basic strictly prohibited. This creates hardships and Super Mario Brothers. Each score was recorded by SAC inconvenience to our neighbours. If parked in officials, and the player with the highest average score these locations we have been advised that you from all the games was declared the winner. are subject to being towed and/or tagged by There were several no- shows just prior to the start Metro Police at your expense. Off-Campus of the competition, paving the way for newcomers to enter. parking permits continue to be available for Second place winner Scott Somers £uid third place win- purchase at the Service Centre. ner Mark Campbell, won $75 GOT A QUARTER? and $25 prizes respectively. 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"grunge" wear in the fashion Council (SAC)—sponsored That event was the Asian industry. Discovery Week was a suc- Day Sumo Wrestling con- Clothes from the past, like cess. test. For some reason bell-bottoms, flannel shirts, Lise Janssen. activities unknown to Janssen. the suede pants, leather vests, co-ordinator for SAC. was in sponsoring company didn't hip-huggers and hot pants charge of the event. return her many calls. have helped to fashion the look According to Janssen. SAC Despite this small set-back. grunge. of was pleased with the SAC received nothing but Grunge appears to be a turnout and estimates they good comments on the rejuvenation of the hippie era. only spent $8,500 of their week. Bands like the Black Crowes. $12,000 budget "Almost all prizes were Stone Temple Pilots and the "We got a lot of things for donated by sponsors." Spin Doctors are credited for free," said Janssen. "that Janssen said. "We did the revival of the clothing. helped a lot." spend money on the Italian But where exactly does the The events held through- Day T-shirts." word "grunge" come from and out Discovery Week such as Donations and volunteers how did this whole movement the Mexican Day Barbeque from sponsors such as begin? and the Italian Day pizza- CFNY FM 102.1. Loeb, The Humber fashion arts eating contest were success- Bank of Nova Scotia and instructor. Jill Davis said the ful in bringing out a fairly Metro Police's 23 Division "grunge", was a term word good crowd. helped make Discovery by fashion designers to coined "We even made money on Week work. describe its look. "Grunge is layered clothing that's somewhat messy, dishevelled-looking, even grimy, dirty and very unkempt." Davis Hard day's night TAHERED, TORN AND LAYERED :G runge is in said. It's worn loose and flow- ing with wide belts and funky began with music. 'There was a need to regsiin shoes like Birkenstocks or In the early 80s. a musical control," Davis said. Busy student holds four jobs army boots. scene came out of Athens. Incorporating certain ele- Combined with unique Georgia, called "jingle rock". ments of the punk rock era beaded jewelry, crochet vests And with it. mellow sounds like Doc Martens and flannel wake up the next day and do it and striped hats, it resembles from bands like R.E.M. jackets or so-called lumberjack by Man McDonald again." he said. the hippie look without the Then the 90s rolled in and shirts, these people emerged Heslington's four jobs range psychedelic flower designs and cdong came Nirvana. with a dress that was comfort- While OSAP recipients from the position of sales clerk paisley patterns. Davis said. One of the many bands to able and cheap, often bought search for jobs and the per- at Eatons three times a week "It seems casual... comfort- come out of Seattle. at second hand stores, said centage of unemployed stu- to loading medical waste able. You can wear those Washington; Nirvana is typical Davis. dents is at an all time high, it's trucks twice a week. In keep- clothes anyhow, anywhere, but of the grunge sound and is the "It's ugly, not my style. I'd comforting to know that not ing with his studies, to dinner," said sec- not out model for many grunge bands. wear it (grunge) only if it were everyone is struggling to make Heslington also enters com- ond-year business administra- It was the heirdening of "jingle plain and normal," said com- ends meet. puter data at a recreational tion student, Dsirlene Maulano. rock". puter program student Roberta With a little bit of luck and company three hours a week, Toronto Sun fashion writer University students, reject- Speranza. a lot of determination, second- and is a notetaker within the Sylvia Capelaci said that ing 80s materialistic values "It's just an act that people year computer information college for special needs stu- "grunge began on the streets and its frivolous spending, want to fit into... to be populeir. systems student Tony dents. and was elevated by bands like adopted a cynical attitude Like, why do people wear their Heslington has been able to "I have friends who don't Pearl Jam and Nirvana, who toward politics and music. It hats backwards?" said first- excel in a tough economy. have one job. so I guess I'm brought it to the mainstream." was this attitude that was year business administration Heslington currently holds pretty luclqr," he says. "It has- But. the "movement" didn't emulated through their cloth- student. Nick Cafazo. down four part-time jobs, plus n't affected my grades either, begin with clothes: it actually ing, Davis said. the full-time job of his educa- so I'm going to try to keep it tion. up." "It's tiring and my social life Heslington's note-taking suffers a bit. but somehow I job. which he found through keep it up." said Heslington. number's student employment Heslington's current sched- program, allows him to sit in Attention: ule has him in school for on extra courses while meeting about 22 hours a week. £uid at new people and earning extra his jobs for well over 40 hours money. "It's a productive way a week. to use your free time while "I get up. go to school, go to you're in school," he said. Humber College Students work, go to bed. and then (Rexdale Campus) W^MEN IN MANAGEMENT 1993, a service Starting the week of 27 September NEW What is it like to be a woman working in will be available to assist students currently in receipt of administration/management at Humber? assistance. social Come out and hear three women panelists talk about their experiences. Representatives from General Welfare and Family Benefits Martha Casson - Registrar will be available in the Financial Aid Office to answer Kate Dorbyk - Chair, School of Social & questions relating to social assistance and to act as a link Community Services Pam Hanft - Dean, Human Studies between you and the social assistance office. Time: Tuesday, Sept 28 As well, important information pertaining to O.S.A.P. and Place: The Conununity Room community resources will be available. The General Refreshments at 11:45 Welfare representative can take applications for assistance Speakers at 12:00 noon. - All staff and student where appropriate. , are welcome to attend. As this is a new service, hours and days may vary. Please SPONSORED BY '*'- see the notice board outside the Financial Aid Office for worker availability. WOMEN AT HUMBER + SPEAKER SERIES . 16 Sept. 23, 1993 Humber etc Tall treats at Tall Hats Survey addresses by Nicole Biiddelkamp Labour Day and the hours are one to four in the after- If you want a change from noon. So far. they have been international students cafeteria food, you should very busy. check out Tall Hats. Just off "We've been busy all the the main concourse. way through, especially on The sights and smells Friday; you would probably emanating from this small line up outside." says Tall at Humber shop will drag you in from Hats employee Grahame the halls. All the dishes Innis. who takes part-time by Monica Janik This year Lee-Ferdinand returning students' contribu- offered are made by first-year hospitality courses. hopes to coordinate a simpler tions really helped ease the and second-year chefs. "There is more faculty The Intercultural Centre put system. She would like to newcomers' anxieties. To start a meal are Caesar than students (buying out a Needs Assessment arrange distribution and col- Lee-Ferdinand emphasized salads or tossed salads, goods), but students are get- Survey last year to determine lection through classes with the "importance of having a soups and a light chicken ting to know it better," Innis what international students teachers' cooperation. She face to relate to." mousse. There are also said. need, and which services can feels "an earlier start, with She discussed a group at meals of spaghetti with Faculty member Nancy be provided as a result. more support will generate the college called Humber sauce, curried chicken with Pearce had many good things Joan Lee-Ferdinand, a more responses." Friends. "It is made up of 20 rice and stir-frys. There is no to say about the food. counsellor at the Special At the time of last year's staff who are committed to seating in Tall Hats, so every- "My only complaint is that Needs Centre (D128). compiled survey, Lee-Ferdinand was linking with newly arrived thing is take-out. they keep running out of the Intercultural Centre Needs working in the Intercultural international students and It's the desserts which things." Assessment Survey. The ten- Centre (A 101) for one year. helping them get over the cul- seem to be drawing the If you wcmt to try to make page questionnaire was hand- "One mandate was to ture shock and various barri- crowds. How does chocolate some dishes for yourself, ed out in the Concourse in define what we needed to do as ers they may encounter." sponge cake sound or mayt>e stop by and pick up some November of last year. a Centre to address the diver- An interested student can raspberry cheesecake with tasty beef or chicken con- Each year Humber College sity of the students attending come to the Special Needs Swiss roll topping? somme, or some tarragon, and the surrounding commu- the college," she said. Centre and they will be paired The cherry, pear, apple rosemary, or red wine vine- nity are home to many newly To welcome new interna- up with a Humber Friend. The crunch and peach pies are gars. There are also sauces arrived international students. tional students, a luncheon friends offer various services, out the door before they have for seafoods, and a thick and This year, Humber has accept- was sponsored by the from answering questions to a chsuice to cool. tasty-looking chasseur ed 27 more students from Intercultural Centre on August sitting down for a coffee and The prices could be the sauce. places such as the Caribbean 27. Invitations were sent out conversation. reason for the rush. A whole "It's a sauce made from Singapore and Hong Kong. in the mail and the Centre also "Basicsdly. Humber Friends cheny pie costs only $2. An bacon, onions, peppers and "The purpose of this survey tried to contact the guests offers a face, a connection, so apple crunch dessert is a tomatoes for chicken and was basically to assess the once they were here in town. the students don't feel every- mere $3. Now, if you want a steak." says Innis. needs of the intemationeil stu- Lee-Ferdinand said it was diffi- one is a stranger." says Lee- chocolate sponge cake $10 The baking and other dents and determine what ser- cult at times because current Ferdinand. She says reports will make it yours. goods change every day so vices we can provide to meet addresses weren't always are coming back to the centre "The money improves the you might be in for a sur- them," said Lee-Ferdinand. available. She stressed inter- that students are happy with cost efficiency of the (hospi- prise, but Grahame Innis The survey's simple multi- national students should keep the help and support. tality) programs," said says everything is at least 90 ple choice format allowed stu- the college updated on their The college also has an Chairman of Hospitality John per cent fresh. Only sauces dents to relay information addresses. International Students' Walker. and vinegars are ciround for a about themselves and discuss "It was a wonderful bit of Association, of which Tammy Tall Hats opened just after few days. their basic knowledge of the orientation." said Lee- Rogers is President. For more campus. Ferdinand. Returning information, students can go She was disappointed in the International Students also to the Intercultural Centre or response though. "Handing came to the luncheon and to the Special Needs Centre them out in the concourse cre- shared some of their adjust- and speak to Joan Lee- ated a difficulty in reclaiming ment experiences with the Ferdinand or Nikki Sarracini. students guests. is co-ordinator with Lee- , them, weren't sure who where to return them." Lee-Ferdinand felt the Ferdinand on this project. yiMm TANTALIZING TREATS - Tall Hats offers desserts and OVING meals to die for. 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Sept. 23, 1993 17 These "Boots" were made for dragging Female impersonators perforin and entertain at gay club on Sherbourne by Ingrid Reid years. She did three Their prize was $50 cash numbers with three outfit and a $25 bar tab. Every Sunday night at changes. With each The $100 prize for the 9:30 p.m.. 14 different change. the outfits evening went to men and women compete became more grand, "Christina," who lip- in a gong show for tro- except for her last num- synched to the phies, prizes and money ber, where she bared it all Eurythmics song, I Need a at Club Boots. — and got the crowd real- Man. During her perfor- The men are gay, the ly going. mance, the crowd was so-called women are drag Not only did Candice singing along, clapping queens and Boots is a get the crowd excited and and whistling as she popular gay club for animated by undressing, gyrated her body and entertainment. but she also made them moved one man's head in On Sunday, September and the contestants com- a circle near her genitalia. 12. the finals were held fortable by bantering with "I plan to pay the phone for the 14 contestants them back and forth, and bill with this money," who had won in previous welcoming non-regulars Christina said. weeks. and new queens to Boots. Club Boots is at 592 Not only did the contes- The winners for that Sherbourne Ave. On tants competing for the evening were "Honeywell." Sundays there is no $100 cash prize perform, who placed third and won cover-charge. Finals are but guest drag queens $25 cash and a $15 bar held every 14 weeks. New from other parts of tab. queens are encouraged to Canada also did a number Second place went to enter other shows to be or two. the "Bingomammas," who. eligible to compete in the The host for the evening during their lip-synch to finals. was "Candice". a queen the song It's Raining Men. Candice would also like who has been performing threw handful after hand- to encourage not only gay QUEEN OF THE SHOW - Candice keeps them all at Boots and hosting gong ful of condoms from their men to come out, but guessing as host/hostess at Club Boots shows for the past six bras into the audience. straight men. % ^^tU» Siiurt«)»» iJX'Ql^iinL^I:^ c;olkjge» ai5t4 vM- Will be In attendanee* v«rslties> {iumber Coitege Popular celebrities snob as Humber Co!le|:e sta- mat ottiy eni&Yod* hut t^ame Cuy Lawson, Monlka Deol« H»*»b}e ^ IP'rsil* Ljlufirty fo«iO$t M tfeafelr t»di&* t«feVl* Jsfit Wi&iSii tuaoMw Jtoi ^f^t lor Silver* Sara Botsford & Art s^ioit^ or tilm makixlg Corporate Video aad Jameis Ulndle CENOK will fee ear««r& tliroii^h. TV Hendricks aiao came in among the eeiebriiiea pre- first for Uif^g l3oott»)te=»iaty $entD9g awards to &o*»e of Awards;: lt$ m^in faca^ U |Ka^lo)> coming ia ««oost4 the wtnaers* to ''promote e^terglag t^i^ for tiie News Category was Tiio Cixairman's Award* Sherry Lawlor and third wiiicih repreaen^ tke best wa« Ro|> Allcije$on for of tJje radio aad film con- Un^it Video* 'fhty will all tenders of the evening^ will s^tattons wUtt room for oiily reeelvti tlieir awards ifee aJso be handed out* a few itielgr wimaers^ ..l^ere ftight of the eeremony Mnslc wlii be performed Film and i*el«v*$i0n by the Hopj^|»g I'engtilaa. t^fintt4r r^itglxtg iium lotig Froduetlon Cootdlaator al IV^ an evening to aiidi «hort documeiitary^ Humber* Rory Cammlnga, remember ifxr young broad- drama* comedy^ news* ojad said the awards are "^a ter- casting students looking Vi^rl0tt« <5r^lt aw«rdl$. rific o]pj>«trtajtity to get for cpedihllli^ beyond col- S=?»fte catejgones have flr*t some of the^ wii)i»er$c recog^ lege or ^nlver$lty* s^ecostd and thiH s«ata nlzed*^ In case they do forget* avalial>lfr* but mat all« The ''party"* will be held TVO will be airing ""Blood* *ir$ m^ * mm. i»«tty^*" at The t*hoen^ Theatre on ^weat aod fape** which i» said Sll^rom l^^90Xlt« a TVO a: sample of what mv-xtt on Teiefost spakeaporsaii.^ array of actors* writers, that nigjhtt and can be seen The Telefest Is open to performers^ SLnd Journalists on Oetober 14 ^iS p*m. 24 Woodstream Blvd. (Adjacent to Canadian Tire on Hwy 7) 850-9255 18 Sept. 23, 1993 Humber etc ... Laughing it off: Humber enjoys different blend of comedy at Caps SCARED WEIRD PEO- PLE - Australians, Rusty and John, entertained the all-ages crowd at Caps last Wednesday night with their stirring rendition of the American national anthem. by Cindy J. Vautour taken, because after all. this is will be appearing on The comedy. You're supposed to Arsenio Hall Show October 3. 1 1 A m I too abrasive for you?" laugh. likes our beer. r\Mike Wilmot asked last "If you can't laugh at your- "I'm a Bud man. but I had a Wednesday's rowdy crowd of self or at things in this world, couple Molson Diys last night roughly 200 at the first comedy especially reality... what good and I Just have to say, night at Caps. are you?" he asked. Canadians make the best beer "Not enough!" was their The second act for the on the planet." reply. evening obviously agreed with The crowd agreed loudly. This free triple bill, spon- him. Strong also commented on sored by SAG, was not for vir- Originally from Australia, how friendly the Ontario ginal ears, although it was an Scared Weird Little Guys Provincial Police are when they all-ages comedy show. (SWLG)'s Rusty and John stop you for speeding. EJven though the show start- poked fun at anything and "I thought it was Mister ed over an hour late, the everything that would tickle a Rogers who pulled me over at crowd's patience paid off when Canadian crowd. first," he laughed. the show's host and opening "After travelling all over Strong's performance was act, Mike Wilmot, a Toronto North America, we realized one not as strong as it could have native, finally hit the stage at thing Canadians and been, especially for a comedi- 9:15 p.m. Australians have in common," an who just recently played to Wilmot begem his act by sin- said Rusty, "we're not a sold-out Laugh Resort here gling out people sitting near Americein." in Toronto. the stage and poking fun at "That's reality for you," Strong played up to the them, commenting that camera shouted someone from the mostly college-aged audience. fleishes reminded him of a bad audience. Sticking to lines about acid trip he once had. SWLG's act was well written, Canadian beer, Toronto, rental Reassuring the crowd that and well improvised after cars and sex. Strong soon real- there were no hard feelings John's guitar broke during ized quickly how to "work" a toward those who might be their act. They went acappella Canadian crowd. offended by his jokes, Wilmot (to sing without musical Wilmot. Scared Weird Little also warned the audience not accompaniment) for their ver- Guys and Strong gave the to do drugs. sion of the American national crowd at Caps' first comedy "Don't do any, because it anthem, ending with the verse: night many great laughs, and drives the prices up," he "We (Americans) play hockey £ill three probabfy learned one remarked. and baseball, and you piece of valuable csireer advice Wilmot's skit was well (Canadians) beat us at both." about this country's audiences. received by the audience and Headlining Milwaukee-bom When in doubt, keep it there was no real offence comedian, Carl Strong, who Canadian, eh. LAUGHING IT UP - Milwaukee native, Carl Strong, is down with our GPP - "I thouglit it was Mister Rogers who pulled me over at first." He was one of three international comedians at Caps. 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Required IN BILLS TIX CLASSIC ROCK JAM wrra H7o KP COPY STORI WIN BUD PRIZES BIG banana & PHIL-X EXCLUSIVE ZACKS BUS TRIP TO RICH STADIUM ALL MUSICIANS WELCOME WOODBINE CENTRE, comer Hwy. 27/Rexdale Blvd., Tel. 213-0559 Open Weekdays 10-9, Sat. 9:30-6, Sun. 12-5 619 EVANS AVE (427 & EVANS) • 259-4600 20 Sept. 23, 1993 Humbcrek.. True Romance: The '90s answer to Bonnie and Clyde byKeiraFine doubt that Slater feels he has to kill Arquette's pimp to One thing you can say for defend his new bride's honor. the film True Romance, it You are rooting for them from certainly doesn't lack romance beginning to end. and adventure. The two newlyweds then flee True Romance is the new to Los Angeles with a suitcase film from Quentin Tarantino fiill of the pimp's cocaine. Tliey who is best known for his criti- plan to sell the goods and van- cally acclaimed debut film. ish. This trips sends them on a ResewioT Dogs. collision course with both A young man receives a call gangsters and police. girl as a birthday present from Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, his boss. Alabama Whitmen Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt and and Clarence Worley, (Patricia Christopher Walken head an Arquette and Christian Slater) all-star supporting cast that spend one night together and also includes Chris Penn, fall madly in love with each Bronson Pinchot, Michael other. The two then head off Rapaport and Saul Rubinek. on an adventure to end all The film features one of the adventures. most brutally violent scenes Somehow you don't doubt this situation for a second; that the two 1 could fall in love and marry each other after Hii>». Ill only one night togeth- er. And you also don't " Humberetc.. Sept. 23,1993 21 Boxing Helena Humble and Fred: isn't worth the box Two guys "discovering" Humber by D€udd Mucklow In between signing auto- "I don't think anybody is In it came in graphs. Humble Howard the mood to listen to trends station CFNYs explained why he quit CFNY any more." said Streek. "I byKeiraFine Radio Humble and Fred broad- for 15 months to work with a think people are just listening cast live on the morning of rival station. to what they like. Before it Bassinger made the Kim September 14 from the north 'The people who were run- used to be whatever was cur- right move when she Campus in an effort to get ning the station at the time rently the buzz sound, people backed out of Boxing Helena Humber students out of bed. (Reiner Schwartz and Dani would get on it just for the over a year ago. The film Joining the duo were over Ellwell) were ruining it," sake of getting on. Now it's would have sent her career a hundred students along Howard said. "It was a sinking just a personal taste thing." into a down turn. with CFNY on air personali- ship and we had lost half our Record sales of alternative The film made headlines ties Mike Cancellara and audience. I thought 'Jesus acts have steadily increased this past summer when pro- Martin Streek. The broadcast this isn't really good for my in recent years. The music ducers, Carl Mazzocone and started at 5:30 a.m. with a career' so I left. I always liked scene has showcased Its tal- Phihppe Caland. filed suit few die hard fans recruited to CFNY. I just didn't like what ent the past three years at the against the actress for back- hand out CFNY grab bags was happening to it. They lost Lollapalooza festival. Yet ing out on her verbal con- filled with candy bars, club $4 million. They were very Streek sees some signs that tract. It ended up costing noire director, David Lynch, passes, and coloured con- selfish. They were all about the scene is in remission. Bassinger. $8.9 million and The film is weird, twisted doms. The remote broadcast themselves. I mean, if you "I think there were a lot of she hiad to file for personal and as' bizarre as most of was held in the student con- happen to like a song by people at Lollapalooza this !barikFuptpyi::^:::v David Lynch's work, such as Blue Velvet E>raserhead, course as part of SAC's Depeche Mode that no one year who told their friends 1 .vxi^e eT^nfual star of the and Discovery Week festivities. else likes, then you shouldn't they wouldn't be going. It's ;|iiinii31ie!^iiiy Fenn (who yet has a surprise ending. Overseeing the broadcast play it! cool to hate something, let's 'jpigiyj^ Heiena),:has taken a The film did have some was CFNY promotions director 'The analogy I use is the put it that way." |pri| ivalk off a short career good aspects to it. The use of "Captain " Phil Evans. Toronto Maple Leafs." Howard Every week. Streek fields pier wjLth this film. candles and shadows offered some interesting lighting at "Campus Tour 93 is an continued. "I liked the Leafs hundred of song requests and • The stpry revolves around opportunity for Humble and but I couldn't stand what offers his assessment of a young doctor, Nick (played times, and just as in her Fred to meet and touch the Harold Ballard was doing with what's in vogue. ..t^ actor Jullian Sands), who father's work. Lynch took crowd that appreciates the the team. Then along come a "There's no common is obsessed with a womsin he symbolism to new heights. rsidio station, " said Eivans.,^^p couple of guys like Cliff denominator, it's pretty much has slept with. He gives a Fenn's portrayal of the Captain PhU^goted^^ Fletcher and Pat Burns and all over the place. There's party in her honor and then bitchy Helena was not a broadcast \5^p^^fei^^^^ ^^pirself 'Now still a pfiptty^jrong industrial tries to win her affections by huge stretch for her. In other ^P^^^^^o homecomin^^rad^p^^c| moveri^pit iiilll thi||i Guitar repeatedly luring her back to roles, Fenn has usually er Darryl ^^d^^^d^^pw:^; djob. musip[s|||g|i^||||j^|ivery his home until a freak acci- played a sexy female who has ^^plot of attention stroii^." '==^^" psss"-'"'"'"' dent causes Helena to striyed to find herself attended Humber. was evj^fng D.J. Martin Surveying the students, become dependent on him. tkroiLigh tlie act of sex, as in "We've had a lot of interns Streek cruising around the CFNY news reporter and Nick, a gifted surgeon, /^j;^p6ftray^ !oi a sexually from Humber and have had concourse on his roller blades Humber alumni Mike cannot comprehend life with-/ mW^^niiig^ cqi^din Two good luck with them, "said while sporting a pair of funky Cancellara reminisced. out her. His solution? Evans. shades at seven in the morn- "I loved Humber," he said. Amputate her aims and legs. i§aisii^|jp^;th4iJiU^ The broadcast concluded ing. "I would have stayed if not for Nick does not understand sjipx anci <:^j^e:§Sloii!»:::j:!t:^o with a live performance by Every week. Streek com- various legal reasons. You that Helena is a woman who themes AvhicK has^-ii^ideived Brampton's Rail T.E.C. The piles the week's most popular know, we used to call the con- uses men and sex to get incre;a^sed -attention in the band, known primarily as an new music tunes on the course the disco back when what she wants. She does '80s arid '90s. wltji films electronic dance ensemble, Thursday 30. He offered his everyone brought their boom not care about him, only her- such as Faixd Attraction and surprised many in the audi- assessment of popular and boxes." self and what she can get Basic Instinct ence by performing an alternative rock. firom others. Boxing Helena will certain- acoustic set. During the Boxing Helena is written ly receive a lot of attention, broadcast. Humble Howard and directed by Jennifer but not for its content. It is and Fred Patterson both took Lynch, the daughter of film not even worth wsdting for it time out to speak with severed to come out on video. OPP^'> ^'^ radio broadcasting students. LOCKERS NORTH CAMPUS & LAKESHORE CAMPUS: Students are reminded that they have three weeks from the time ^i^^., of locker assignment to secure a lock on their locker. Lockers which do not have a lock in place at this time will be reassigned effective September 23. A limited number of lockers continue to be available for pur- •rut n chase. If you wish to relocate your locker, please attend the Ser- , jiumom. vice Centre. (A nominal fee is charged for re-assignment.) ttTAv iM nnnooL If you are occupying a locker illegally, the lock will be cut and L.**0O«_K AVAMT TOVT a fee of $15.00 will ife charged to retrieve your contents. For PUKNME iir L£MT ONE BJBWE your protection, please ensure you occupy your assigned locker PPE OR CD SNOIV YOUR fTUDBff and/or have completed a locker agreement at the Service Cen- LD./ir/iNYPMmapiiiiB tre. MUnC SfK /M Your co-operation in this matter is greatly appreciated. GETAFRS 11 I.D. TWSi" SAMPLBl 22 Sept. 23, 1993 Humb«etc.~ Trivia Question He has the fourth best winning percent- age (.671) pitcher of all time, but also won 12 home run titles. Who is he? Last Weeks Answer: Contrary to belief, the crest means Club de Hockey Canadiens. and not the Hobs. Hawks ready for the hunt Expectations high for new team Ladyhawks looking for more challenging year by Alan McDonald ^^^^^^ by Jtison Carroll "1 don't hke to set goals in terms of results. Until 1 see the other teams, After a week of physically gruelling HAWKS It would be understandable if the you can't tell," said Henderson. "We'll and nerve-testing tryouts, men's bas- head coach of Humber's womens bas- just try to do things as a team well ketball head coach Rick Dilena eind his EXPECTED ketball team was concerned about his When you can do that, all the other staff have decided on the final lineup. TO SOAR team's chances this year. things should fall into place." "It was the most difficult selection of AGAIN But a glow comes over Jim Henderson has the help of Loretta a team that IVe ever seen," says athletic Henderson when he mentions some of McKenzie who will help mold the director Doug Fox who attended all THIS the players he expects to join the team. team this season. After having her three tryouts. "There were at least 20 SEASON: "We're going to be relatively inexpe- uniform number retired, Denise players good enough to make this bas- With eight rienced, but on the other hand we Perrier has returned to lend a hand ketball team." have a lot of skilled players. We're to the Hawks. The three coaches are In the end, 16 of the original 50 play- returning going to be pretty competitive in going to have to deal with a team ers who attended the first tryout were veterans Ontario," he said, as he looked over the which doesn't have the height last chosen for the roster, an increase of and eight potential Hawks in the gym. year's team did. They do have a four from last year. Fox attributes this Wendy Aldebert, of Mississauga, quick team, that should score a lot of to the increase in talented prospects. rookies was a member of the Metro Raiders points, according to Henderson. 'The depth of talent at the tryouts and the Provincial regional club team Henderson expects a tougher was definitely greater than last year," he and is expected to join this year's schedule this season as schools have says. Assistant coach Zito Baccarani, depend on how well the new gi^s mesh team. Carla Brem.ner, from New strengthened themselves with new who helped select the team, feels the with the veterans." Brunswick, had offers from other additions. Both Henderson and same way. will be for the Expectations high Toronto universities but chose to join Petrachenko expect more competition "There were some players who didn't as they strive for their fourth Hawks the Lady Hawks. Two other players from the league than in the past and make this team that would've made it title in as years. Practices started many expected to join the team are Chris look forward to an improved league. last season," says Baccarani. "The starts in Monday and the season Weber and Jessica Boyle. "The teams in our league were whole process was tremendously diffi- Novembter for the defending champs. The Lady Hawks head into the 1993 really weak last year, except for us. I cult." season with only five players expected hope they've improved. It will make In deciding on which of the talented to return from last year's team which the games more challenging," said players the team would keep. Fox says TEAM ROSTER FOR 93/94 SEASON went undefeated and won the OCAA Petrachenko. they focused on athletic ability first and O'Neil Heniy crown. An alumni game could prove as a foremost Dwayne Newman The return of veterans Julie Irving test for the new group of athletes. 'We're going to focus on our running Hugh Riley - Played in 91/92 - and Colleen Read, who were both With the success of past teams, the game this year so we were always look- Eric Morgan Rookie Jason Daley - Rookie forced to sit out part of last season due game will let Henderson see how th^ ing for the better athlete," he says. Peter Gooden - Rookie to injury, should help to solidify the match up against their predecessors. Of the 16 Hawks, eight returned from Craig V^les Hawks' attack. Tara Petrachenko, who The game will be held on October 20 last year's championship squad includ- Richard Saunders led the league in scoring last season, is at 6 p.m. ing CCAA tournament MVP O'Neil Gareth Broad back for her third year and is the onfy The Hawks kick off the season Henry. Having graduated are Fitzroy Mark Croft / remaining member of last years start- with the three day John Abbott Lightbody and team leader Patrick Steve McGregor ing line. Tournament in Montreal, on the Rhodd. Steve Nelson - Rookie Although Henderson is confident weekend of October 29. The regular "The tradition Rick has helped build Andrew Simmons Anthony Reilty - Rookie about his team's chances, he is careful season begins against Seneca on over the past few years is on our side," lioyd Montaque - Rookie not to project what kind of season they November 3 at home. says Baccarani. "How far we go will Nelson will have. WELCOME BACK: Soccer team returns to trounce Brown by Jaaon Carroll George Brown netminder, surface made it more difficult they're not a very strong team. lines." when Caporrella made the to stop and make sharper Things are going to get In their exhibition game in After losing an exhibition goalie commit, sending a per- turns. tougher." Kitchener, the Hawks out- game to Conestoga that they fect pass to Spizzirl who made The cold weather didn't EJveiy time a Humber player played and outworked the should have won, the Hawks it 4-0. make it any easier to be out- was knocked to the ground Conestoga Condors, but came opened their regular season by With the score 5-0. Kirby side. With fifteen minutes to and no call was made, the up short in a 2- 1 loss. laying a 7-0 beating on George Mitchell was in a foot race with go. the onfy way the game was groans from the Hawks bench With the wind in their faces Brown College. a George Brown defender when going to be lost was if there grew louder. The official didn't for the first half, the Hawks The Hawks opened their was a total collapse, so let much get by him. blowing could ohfy manage to get three first outdoor season in Sanchez turned the game the whistle at will which didn't shots on net. Conestoga scored nearly five years with the into a conditioning prac- sit well with the players. midway through the period. type of offence coach tice, sending injured Dave The ref wanted to get strict Despite having the most Germain Sanchez hoped Novis out to work on his at the beginning, so he could chances in the second half, the for. Sanchez wanted an faulty knee. keep control. But he lost con- winning goal came when the attacking team that would Mitchell scored his sec- trol at the end and made a lot Hawks* Paul Schaeffer commit- score a lot of goals. ond goal of the game when of bad calls," said Kirby ed to his right too soon as the He got it Splzzirri spotted him alone Mitchell. ball sailed into the bottom Instead of the usual 2-1 in finont of the net. Mitchell "All around, this is a better right comer. scores that have become headed the ball at the team. Our midfield and goalie The Hawks' next game is in common in soccer games, goalie who couldn't handle are very strong. Our coach lets Oakville against Sheridan on Sanchez looks to have put it, then jumped on the you go out and play. He Monday. September 27 at 4 together a team that can = rebound for the final goal. doesn't give you set guide- p.m. score goals — and lots of g With two games behind them. ^ him, Sanchez has had a OR LESBIAN? opened the to GAY The Hawks S chance look at his team. scoring only 50 seconds -^ and he likes what he sees INFORMATION & COUNSELLING 964-6600 into the game, when Max his feet were taken out from sofEir. LESBL\N & GAY YOUTH 971-5498 Valenzuela booted the ball under him. resulting in a "I'm glad the first two games GAY FATHERS 975-1680 between the George Brown penalty shot Lorenzo Redwood are behind us. I didn't know goalie's hands. That goal lifted an easy shot to the left of vi^at to expect from our team PARENTS & FRIENDS OF LESBIANS & GAYS turned out to be the winner, the goalie on the free kick to go or the other teams. I'm very 322-0600 but there were many goals left up 6-0. happy." said Sanchez. "We still EVENTS 923-GAYS in the HaMtics' oflfence. Some of the players didn't need more games as a team. COMMUNITY Phil Caporrclla and Steve like the astroturf field they We were very lucky to have FUNDING FOR THIS AD PROVIDED BY Splzzirri went in alone on the played on. complaining the played George Brown because THE LESBIAN & GAY COMMUNITY APPEAL OF TORONTO ; Humberetc... Sept. 23,1993 23 The pennant race is on Volleyball starting five by Doug Lucas players as Tim Raines. Robin The Atlanta Braves are the Freshmen Ventura, George Bell and, of hottest team in the majors and American Lca^c East course, Frank "The Big Hurt" have won 26 of their last 30 by Paul McDougoll "We've got five incoming The Toronto Blue Jays final- Thomas. Thomas is having an games. freshmen. We're looking ly seem to be on a roll that MVP-type season: fourth in The main reason for this is With five new freshman good. I think the outcome of should bring them their third average (.322). second in home the acquisition of Fred McGriff. players, it looks hke the sky's the season looks positive/' straight AL East title. runs (41) and first in rbis McGrlff became the first batter the limit for the '93 Humber said Corbin. The defending World Series (126). since Mike Schmidt to hit over Hawks Mens' volleyball The team's first tourna- champions have won their last Tlie pitching staff is led by 30 homers in six consecutive squad. ment of the season is eight straight and have moved "Black Jack" McDowell, who seasons and is only the sev- Head Coach Steve Corbin October 16 at Sheridan ahead of the New York leads the league with a 21-10 enth player to accomplish this is optimistic about this year's College. Corbin is looking at Yankees by four games and record. He should be in the feat. The Braves have two team. "Ttiis year we're going the tournament as a good the Baltimore Orioles by five. running for the Cy Young other batters (Ron Gant. Dave to be well rounded, we have a development time for the The Jays offence is begin- Award. Justice) with over 30 homers. lot of positive enthusiasm team. ning to warm up and that If the Texas Rangers have The pitching staff, after a and a good balance of athlet- "We're looking to develop should have teams nmning for any hope of catching the White bad start, has become the talk ic ability," said Corbin. our young talent and Just see cover. The Ja5rs offence is just Sox, it rests on the injured of baseball. They are a com- The team finished fourth where it takes us," said awesome with six Jays having back of the major league bined 74-31. Tom Glavine in last year's Ontario College Corbin. a chance of scoring 100 runs; leader in home runs (44). Juan became the first NL pitch''. ^\ Athletic Association (OCAA) According to Corbin, three Jays have already driven Gonzalez. Simply put, if 20 years to win 20 games in tournament and third overall Sheridan and Durham are in over 100 runs; three players Gonzalez is hurt, the Rangers three consecutive seasons and with a 9-5 record. the favorites, but he said, are in the top four in hits and don't really have a chance of he's not even the ace of the Gone from this year's "There are 10 solid teams top five in batting averages making up the four-and-a-half staff. That honor would go to squad is OCAA all-star Brad entered this year. ..it's not and will have their first batting games. On top of leading in Greg Maddux (18-9), last Boudreau, who led the team critical to win or lose in tour- »-S- champion in the cool and con- home runs, he is batting .310 year's Cy Young Award winner. to a narrow loss in the OCAA naments but to develop the fident John Olerud. and is fourth in rbis with 114. He has been unbeatable down semi-finals. Cambrian went players for league matches," The pitching staff has been Maimy Lee (. 193) is in jeop- the stretch drive. He has to the Nationals after defeat- Humber's home opener is changed to a four man rota- ardy of setting the major pitched against the other ing Humber by a total of October 21 against Hawks tion, after losing Jack Morris league record for worst average teams' aces in the last seven seven points. Alumni at 8 p.m. to an elbow injury. The four of any starting player in histo- series and has not been beaten starting pitchers each have ry. Although Tom Henke has in those seven starts. over ten wins, with Pat saved 37 games, he has also The San Francisco Giants Hentgen leading the way with blown eight. are only three games behind 18 wins. Juan Guzman has but are in a severe slump, hav- returned to normal form and is National League East ing lost seven of their last 10. now 13-3. Ace reliever Duane The Philadelphia Phillies Even after losing perennial Ward has made people forget have to be shaking in their all-star Will Clark to injury, about Tom Henke, recording a cleats. the Giants have an outstand- club record 41 saves (which is A month ago, they seemed ing offence. With MVP candi- second in the league). to be cruising into the home date Barry Bonds (.336, 40 For the Yankees to have any stretch with a 14.5 game lead. hrs. 104 rbis). Matt Williams chance of catching the Jays, Now they are only four games (.303, 37. 105) and the hot hit- the starting pitching has to ahead of the surging Montreal ting Hobby Thompson, there give more help to Jimmy Key Elxpos. will never be a shortage of and Jim Abbott. The Phillies have a fearsome runs. They also must win two out lineup which could score an They still have a chance as of three froia. Minnesota before unheard of 900 runs. With they are playing the Houston coming into Toronto this week- seven steirting players with an Astros, while the Braves have '^2 end. Tlien if could also win two average above .280, it's not to play the contending Expos. THE 1 993 SQUAD - H(^3e Id be as good as team. out of three against Toronto, hard to see why. we will be in for an interesting The Expos are 22-4 in their last week of the season. last 26 games and since The Baltimore Orioles have August 20 have gained an the toughest schedule of the amazing 10.5 games. three contenders as they play TTiey have made their run at both the Yankees (three the staggering Phillies with big games) and the Jays (four plays, guts and a nucleus of games) in the last week. Watch five outstanding ball players: for them to fall out of the race Canadian Larry Walker, as they are 34-31 within their Marquis Grissom. Delino own division and have only DeShields, injured Moses Alou won five of their last ten and ace pitcher Dennis games. Martinez. 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