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This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Law School History and Publications at University of Michigan Law School Scholarship Repository. It has been accepted for inclusion in Res Gestae by an authorized administrator of University of Michigan Law School Scholarship Repository. For more information, please contact [email protected]. November 28, 1984 Vol. 33, No. 10 The University of Michigan Law School Profs: Ax Summer Term By Steve Hunter mer programs separately. The report both feel that the summer program less than 8 students. The report also Last Wednesday the Summer Session cited the virtues of the first year sum should be retained, and 80 of their said that the upperclass program " im· Review Committee released its report mer session : allowing older students to classmates signed a petition agreeing poses substantial additional scholar on the continuation of the Summer return to academics gradually, with them. They cite smaller classes, a ship costs." Session and recommended the summer providing a lighter load for students for more relaxed environment and a chan As for visiting profs, the report program's elimination. their entire first year, and reducing ce to see visiting professors as reasons states, " In light of the current number The committee recommended that streSs for students by giving them only for saving the session. of visitors during the fall and spring, both the upperclass program and the two graded classes at a time when the " We feel it's an excellent learning the limited number of summer upper first year session be terminated, but the law school has fewer people. environment," King said. As for "draf class courses, and the increased report states that the " summer The report discusses drawbacks to tees," Churchill feels the law school dispersal of our own faculty during the program should be eliminated as soon the summer session. One is that there doesn't sell the program enough. " If summer, that benefit is not nearly as as that can be done without adversely are many summer starters who are you sold it more, I am convinced you'd great as it once was." affecting the interests of students "draftees," who do not begin law school get enough students. You would The final section of the report ex presently enrolled. This assumes that in the summer by choice. This means eliminate compulsion." plored alternatives to the current elimination of that program will not that many students who choose not to The report does address the issue of summer program. The first is to result in a decrease of scholarship fun graduate early are forced to bear the promoting the summer session, citing abolish the summer program, thereby ds and that the monies currently spent cost of an extra semester of law school. Stillwagon's changes in the application, saving approximately $230-250,000 in on summer instructional staff can be Also, many students who are con· which, according to him, "emphasized scholarship money and $5,000.10,000 converted to hiring additional faculty. •· sidered hot prospects by the admissions the camaraderie and high morale found clerical time, as well as "consideraoJe A second concern of the report is the committee refuse to matriculate unless in Section Four, hinted at the attraction e.ffort on the part of the Admissions of cost of the first year program. Accor they can come in the fall, and some do of summer-starters to some firms fice." This would also save an ding to the report, " A typical class of go elsewhere. willing to consider first-year hiring, estimated $10,000 for the Lawyers Cl ub. summer starters will have 38 students But the report goes on to quote Admis and indulged in some blatant puffery." In addition, Dean Eklund is quoted in who receive aid for more than 6 terms sions Officer Allan Stillwagon as ap Nevertheless, in a footnote to the com the report as saying "there would be Editor in Chief· Ruth Milkman Managing Editor: Bruce Viel melli Polarization Politics: News: Ktvl n Tollls Opinion: Andrta Lodahl Feature: Michatl Dunes Arts: Carol Shepherd Whose Side Are Yon On? Law in the Raw: Dana Deue, Stacey f isher. Nora Kelly Sports: teve Hunter Business: J . Kachen Kimmell By An drea Lodahl especially moral to choose to represent those who Photography: Dean Bruza Rather than try to write a detached essay for the need it most. I don't see how it rationally follows , Graphics: Eric Hard, Arthur Siegal Opinion page this week, I thought I'd indulge myself though, that a client who can afford the fee must be Staff' Kim Cahill. Bob Hafner. Mark Harris, Don l t in addressing my peers about a persistent thorn in a bad client. I could only arrive at that conclusion if zkorr, Lisa Ma rtin, J oe Mauarese, Liz McCoy, my side: the polarization of this commumty inter 1 condemned the accumulatiOn of capital in and of Elizabeth Peacock, Laura Kelsey Rhodes, Elizabethanne ms of legal roles. itself, and I'm not prepared to repudiate capitalism. uchwala, Joel Well Now that the interviewing season is over, maybe So I see no polar scale where "good" lawyers and poor people are at one end, and "bad" lawyers and The Res Ocscae u pubhshed .-ery Wednosday durina ohe S<:hool year by we corporate tools can relax and look our public in scudcnu 11 ohc Univctshy of Michigan Law School. Opinions uprcssed in terest buddies in the face again without feeling rich corporations are at the other. byhncd artie!« arc chow of 111< auohors. and do not n«asMily rcpup fifteen the same. the ethical implications of each legal job they do, in the big picture as well as the immediate one. I minutes of their precious class time, Not every action a businessman wants to take is asked every law firm I saw what it would mean if I especially at a time when most of them are immoral. Many if not most business matters are turned down a case because it bothered me hopelessly behind the syllabus. Students negotiations between two business entities with ob ethically. And I don 'l counsel ethical complacency. resent having to waste their time on jectives that have nothing to do with starving the But I am tired of hearing blanket condemnations of something they consider mickey mouse. poor, raping the environment, or running roughshod firm lawyers when I see lawyers who put a full time over constitutional rights . True, some law firms pro bono docket on top of their corporate work and Even so, course evaluations are worth specialize in nasty work like environmental defense wouldn'tgive up either one. doing. And they're worth doing right. That and many business matters have some less than means professors should give their students pleasant side issues. Other law firms and other I applaud those who work on the right side of fifteen minutes to fill them out, not five. It business matters don't have these defects. There cases wherever they do it, and especially those who also means that students should take the are firms that make money while doing little or no opt for a far less lucrative career representing un morally questionable work. Makmg money 1sn't derprivileged clients. I also deplore pseudo evaluations seriously, and if they don't think what makes the difference. moralistic bigotry regarding career choices. Such that the computer scored section has any It's true that legal help is overpriced in this coun behavior discredits the intelligence of those seduced value, they should write specific comments on try, and that rich entities are overrepresented while into it by dogmatic politics a;"Jd self-<:ongratulatory the back. poor ones are underrepresented. So maybe it's groupthink. Students complain a lot about lack of feed back and lack of input. But when it comes right down to it, a lot of us are too lazy even to take fifteen minutes for constructive Lodahl Just Disgruntled criticism. Probably, a lot of students don't think that professors ever read their evaluations. And Over Democratic Outcome probably, some of them don't. But a lot of professors do read evaluations, and might be To the Editor: citizens did not reject compassion or food for star inclined to take them more seriously, if they ving children. Rather, in true democratic fashion, thought students did. they asserted their right to control the spending of Andrea Lodahl's Opinion column in the November their money and the functioning of their gover Evaluations of visiting professors are 14 RG made several statements to which I must nment. especially important. You want some influen take exception. She began by asking if we are The voters' judgment was that expanded welfare ce on the hiring process? Fill out those primarily capitalists or a democracy, suggesting programs must be rejected in favor of less taxes evaluations. Believe it or not, the faculty does that Reagan's large victory will result in insuf leaving more disposable income in the hands of ficient welfare programs and hence lack of those earning it. ll is fortunate that we still have a consider teaching ability when it decides equality. whether or not to hire. democracy where voters have this power, rather I do not believe that capitalism and democracy than a government that appropriates its citizens' And while we're at it, first years, fill out are in any way diametrically opposed. In fact, it is earnings against their collective will for purposes those case club questionnaires. For once, our free democracy that allows capitalism to they have not approved. somebody has made a considerable effort to flourish, and it was our desire for free enterprise Lodahl suggests the election outcome reflects that fueled the American Revolution and helped "elitism". It is not in the results of a free pinpoint the problems with case club. And we generate our democracy. democratic election that we find elitism, but rather are assuming that somebody is going to read What Lodahl fails to admit is that this election in Lodahl's insistence that she and her ideological those questionnaires, carefully. So it's worth like those before it, was democracy at its best ; t h~ siblings know what is fair and democratic better a try. Tell them what you think. majority of our citizens made known their wishes re than the majority of our citizens. national policy through the ballot box. It is Lodahl's Wh ile I understand that the election results Look, we've never cared much for sur position wh ich may be undemocratic. She appears veys. But which of us is going to go up to disappointed her, I think Lodahl should give the to call not for the programs approved by the wishes of the nation's vast majority some con professors or senior judges and tell them what's democratic process, but those which she personally sideration and credit, for that is the essence of wrong with their class? You've got a chance deems democratic. democracy. In rejecting the return to expansive Great to be honest, anonymously. Go for it. Joe Mazzarese, 2L Society-style welfare spending the majority of our The Comparable Worth Debate: A Recipe for Economic Disaster By Dave Kopel economic system doesn't base reward on notions of what the market demands will of course encourage One of the most important feminist issues to arise a "just price." As Michael Evan Gold points out in more people to go into nursing instead of tree in the 1984 campaign was "comparable worth ." A Dialogue on Comparable Worth, a civil trimming, leaving us with labor surpluses and shor Almost all the Democratic Presidential candidates engineer·'s work is no less demanding than a tages. And then we'll need more government inter endorsed it. It will be fought in the legislatures and petroleum engineer's, but the civil engineer earns vention to solve that supply and demand imbalance. litigated in the courts for at least the rest of this far less. No-one would suggest that the government Even supporters of comparable worth admit that decade. should compel companies to pay their civil it would spur inflation. In Comparable Worth The argument for comparable worth goes like engineers just as much as their petroleum and Wage Discrimination, Helen Remick writes this: Although the federal government recognizes engineers. that immediate nationwide implementation of com over five hundred job classifications, eighty percent Moreover, it's hard to see why women in these parable worth would give us 4 extra points of in of all working women are concentrated in just twen particular job catagories deserve special gover flation a year for a decade. Remick argues that the ty five of those classes. The women in these nment aid. All workers choose their jobs not only inflation problem isn't that bad, because com traditionally female jobs-such as secretaries, nur for salary, but for other forms of compensation as parable worth would not be implemented all at on ses. and telephone operators-are underpaid. When well. II some women prefer clean, safe, indoor jobs ce. So then we could have a generation of inflation, you compare the skills necessary to perform these that don't require travel, that's their option; but instead of just ten years' worth. jobs with skills needed to perform traditionally they shouldn 't complain that those jobs pay less It's not surprising the impetus for comparable male jobs, you find that the female jobs are just as than dangerous work like repairing telephone lines. worth comes from white middle-dass organizations difficult. Yet the females earn far less. As Gary Comparable worth supporters complain that like the National Organization for Women, because the long-run (if unintended> effect of comparable ... Comparable worth is a recipe for economic worth would be to entrench current interThe Res Gestae encourages submissions for the semester has arrived with a note appended saying Opinion and Forum pages as well as letters to the " Please do not cut this without my permission." lf Editor. Everything must be typed and double they said please. So, one more lime: we will not spaced, and have a name and phone number where promise not to take liberties with your submissions Submissions the author can be reached. Although subjects although generally we try to restrict editing of relating to law school concerns are particularly en editorial pieces to length adjustment only. couraged, other pieces will also be considered. The best bet for seeing an unadulterated piece in Policy Debate and point come in calculating an applicant's ad under similar plans at other schools. that we don't know them all yet." justed gross income, and all expect A faculty committee intends to discuss The Jaffin program also s upplies graduates to utilize any federal loan the need and feasibility of such a stipends to second year students on consolidation programs that may NoMoreRG program at Michigan this year. summer jobs, Snook said. become available. Okay, folks, this is it. The last RG of Renda Johnson, director of financial If a graduate's adjusted gross income At New York University Law School, the semester. Just be grateful we aid at Harvard, said the plan was begun is less than $15,000, for example, he or the fi nancial aid committee has finally managed to put out an eight seven years ago after fa culty voted to she would be expected to pay $600 of proposed a loan repayment plan. pager okay? set aside money from the general en any annual loan repayment obligation, However, it has met criticism from an See ya next semester. New staff, dowment to finar.ce it. She said there and an interest free Jaffm award would ad hoc student group for its failure to same old stuff.
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Resumes • Cover Letter.~ R..,.pairs • Adjustments Papers Sung·Iasses 665- 9845 662- 3903 Law Gold Heads For Final Photo by Bruce Vaelm<1ll Photo by Bruce ViChicago. during an average day at the office. mitment to public interest work out of a " How did I get that job ?" he Exam Course #1 Live Bar Review HLSA Proposes Office Plan in Michigan Complete Course $495, includes By Kim Cahill senate would limit the use of the room space, its need for confidentiality, its The Law School Student Senate an· to provide reasonable access for aU need for cultural and social support, complete multi-state program nounced that they hope to have a groups. A group that used the seventh and its need for visibility to the general proposal from the Task Force on Office floor conference room space for one public. The senate also wants to assess Guaranteed Pass Results Space ready for Senate consideration year would be eligible to petition the each group's ideas about sharing an of· (313) 968-3933 by its next meeting on Dec. 3. senate for regular assigned space. fice with another group. Members of the Hispanic Law The seventh floor office would join The final hurdle facing the Task For JerryJ. Kauf man, J.D. L.L.M. Students Association (HLSA) suomit· the six offices in the basement of Legal ce is to decide how each question should AttorneyI Director ted a draft of allocation proposals two Research as office space that would be be weighted in the allocation decision. weeks ago, and the Task Force has eligible for reallocation every year A number of different mathematical spent the last two meetings refining the depending on the number of groups proposals were raised at Monday's proposal for use by all student requesting space and the needs of those meeting, but the Task Force tabled that organizations. The senate plans to particular groups. The Task Force question in favor of articulating distribute a questionnaire to all groups spent most of Monday night's meeting specific criterion for decision. The who want oCCice space at the start of drafting questions that groups would group is primarily concerned with Winter term and make allocations at answer before being assigned office giving all the different groups an even MOORE'S BAR EXAM Corp. is looking hearings in February. space. The senate, in a process similar shot at the available space. Senator for student reps for Michigan course The Task Force has proposed split· to the budgetary process, would hear Reggie Turner asked, "Can we give a with complete multi-state clinics. Reps ting the seventh floor office space into a and evaluate each group's presentation maximum score on confidentiality the get free course and commission. Call conference room and an office. The and then allocate the available space. same importance as a maximum score today. conference room would be available to The task force proposed five on frequency of use? I think it's a really Kaufman Review Center. all student groups who notified the questions to evaluate a group's need for difficult decision, and I'm not sure that LSSS of a need to use the room , but the office space. The questions encompass a numerical scale wilJ give a proper (313)968-3933. a group's need for actual file and desk result." Arts Law Students To Stage Play
By Carol Shepherd playgoer to choose from, but this play project is feasible or desirable, the get a production underway, Taber will In your hurry to get last week's will be a rare opportunity to see fellow name will be there then for them to use pass out scripts soon after auditions so business done with and wing your way students " in action." as well." that the players can begin studying home to the Big Feast, you may have Jines over the semester break. Rehear noticed auditions posters among the Set in the Upper Peninsula of Taber plans to present the play on a simple stage in the Lounge "primarily sals are tentatively scheduled to begin other papers cluttering the walls of Michigan, "Anatomy of a Murder" is the week that classes start up, and will old-fashioned small-town courtroom for the am usement of the law school Hutchins Hall. The auditions are for probably entail two or three evenings a drama at its best. (There's a lot to be community, a lthough the general the play "Anatomy of a Murder," week for the main roles. which second-year Steve Taber hopes said for the genre, considering the public will also be invited." There wi ll to produce and direct next term. 'if all recent success of Paul Newman's The be a small admission fee to recoup the goes well. Verdicl.) The book was originally expenses incurred by the play, and any Taber has already reserved the written by alumnus John D. Voelker, profits from a big turnout will go from Lawyers' Club Lounge for the weekend who graduated from the Law School in there to SFF. 'Choose Me' of February 15, 16 and 17 for the play's 1928. It was adapted into play form by Taber emphasized, however, that performance. The idea, according to E. Weiner, and was further adapted for funding SFF was only incidental to the Taber, is to "create an opportunity for the screenplay of the famous movie production of the play itself. " I wa nt to law students to become involved" in a "Anatomy of a Murder" starring a Short On put Oal this play because I know that law school oriented performing ac then-youthful Jimmy Stewart in the there are students here who, given the tivity. All law students are encouraged role of the crack prosecutor from Lan chance, would rea lly like to do to sign up to audition for parts, help sing (the State Capital and a Bigger something with drama at law school, Quality work lighting, help with the business City>. but don't have the lime to actively seek end of the production, or usher or sim According to Taber, the subject mat and compete for roles on campus. ply attend the performance in ter should be "a natural" with the law There are students every year who are February. school crowd, and the production has an interested in participating in the Law Options Taber emphasized that " while there economic advantage from the start: Revue, and this is similar. Hopefully, are many theater activities in the Ann actors participating in the trial scenes we will get the number of people we By Kim Cahill Arbor area, it is very hard to get a part can simply wear their interviewing need to put on the play, because I think " Choose Me" is an enigmatic film. in a play on campus," mostly because suits, and the rest of the costuming and that the students in the audience will campus productions are dominated by setting will cost very little, if anything. Los Angeles. over with by spring break." It may be he said, "considering the scarcity of Auditions will be "cold," from parts Genevieve Bujold plays Ann, a radio true that there are a lot of Ann Arbor free time around here. Whenever of lhe script provided by Taber at the sex therapist a Ia Dr. Ruth Westheimer theater activities for the law student anybody feels in the future that another time. lf enough peoplt! are interested to who shares a house with Eve, and Kei th Carradine plays an escaped mental patient who becomes involved with Crossword By Joseph Mazzarese both Eve and Ann. While the characters are initially in 23. heart teresting, especially Carradine's drif 26. Mr. Norton ter with an incredible past and a unique 27. preclusion outlook on life, their actions as the story 30. baseball tool progresses border on irrationality. Eve 32. thought spends most of her time away from the 33. Old English bar calling the radio show sex therapist 35. in example Oatin abbrev. > for advice and looking puzzled about 36. patellas her future. 38. refused Ann progresses from eccentric and 40. objective case of thou reserved to inhabiting her own private 41. Defense Dept. acronym fantasy world. She seemed so totally 42. unhappy un.hinged that I wondered why no one around her noticed or said anything. DOWN The plot moves from complex to con fused to incomprehensible. Some of the l. whitefur events on the screen were funny just 2. feather pens because they were so incongruous-like 3. at that level (2 words> Ann quietly counselling two of Eve's 4. ending for favor or stalact lovers who are engaged in a violent 5. paint thinner struggle on the Jiving room floor, or 6. time period TilE A:\1ER ICA:"\ BAR Tax Law Journal, $500, a nd $200, for fir Washington, D.C. WEDNESDAY, Dec. 12 and ends on Association/ Law School Division is st, second, a nd third places. respec 3) Finley, Kumble, Wagner et al. Friday, Dec. 21. A final version of the sponsoring its annual competitions: tively. The deadline is February 1, New York, New York exam schedule (including room The Client Counseling Competition a nd 1985. F or more information, call Fifty-six firms are now participating in assignments) will be posted on the first the National Appellate Advoca cy Com Donald Lansky at (313) 355-5000. the program. floor registration bulletin board furing the week of December 3rd. Please petition. Contest entry deadlines a re F INANCIAL AID : A booklet called FALL 1984, CALENDAR make a point of checking it for any last Nov. 30. "Supplemental Sources of Financial P lease be reminded that the fall term minute changes. In add ition, the Fa mily Law Section Aid" had been published by the Finan closes with a two- do an end. What they don't tell you is that not, of course, have the same •In my article FAMOUS MISTAKES •A "CA RDINAL" SIN is the name of a ll things come to an end, whether originality and in-depth analysis as my JN J UDICATURE, I looked at some of an artacle I began to write about the good, bad, or ugly. Take this Feature published works, but you may as well the biggest blunders in legal history. latest coup by the Stanford Law School. page. I have been getting up every know what you could have gotten, had One example concerns an attorney in It is wtdely known that conservative Sunday morning for three semesters the cards fallen differently. Here are Ketchikan, Alaska, named David Supreme Court Justices William "The now, trying to think of something in some summaries: Kaprillian. KapriUian, who clerked for Knife" Rehnquist and Sandra Day telligent to write in this column. Never Justice Brandeis in the 1937-38 term, O'Connor were classmates at Stanford even came close. Now It's time to pass forgot to proofread the memo be wrote finishing first and thard m their the torch (or the buck) to someone else. •IS J .J . DEAD? My older readers to Brandeis in Erie Railroad v. Tom graduating class. Always one for a may remember the untimely "death" pkins- the opinion was supposed to good story, I visited Palo Al to to get the Not that the Barnes era, as it has of BeaUe Paul McCartney in the late s tate that " (tlhere is Qn~ federal scoop on Number Two 10 that prolific come to be known, has not been a fruit 1960's, a rumor which is now known to general common law," not "(l)here is year, and was floored by his identity: ful one. ln my writings about such have been started by Fidel Castro. no federal general common law.'' none other than Has Honor Edwin diverse and stimulating topics as my Very few readers know that in the Kaprillian caught the error when the Meese III! Naturally. I got a little mail, my trip to Jackson prison, my early 1960's , rumor had it that opinion was published, but the damage suspicious and checked out the rest of biography of William Henry Harrison, Professor J .J . White had been run down was done and he was banished to the top ten. Would you beheve that the and dining out in the basement of Hut by a fighter jet while on vacation in Alaska. Another interesting story con next six were, 10 order. J ames Wa tt. chins Hall, I helped the RG become a Manitoba. Are the rumors true? I'll cer ns Judge Hand's famous ' 'risk Paul Laxall, Pat Boone, Jimmy truly national publication, with patrons never tell. But I can give you a hint: if utility" formula. The true origin or the Swaggarl, Nancy Davas, and Bonzo? I as far away as Saline and Muskegon. you play a recording of Frankie Vallie's B ; P x L formulation is a note written imagane it's no surpnse who will be the My name was even kicked around in "Big Girls Don't Cry" backwards at 78 by Hand to his secretary. in symbolic next appointees to the Court. Even the Stockholm in connection with the Nobel rpm's, you can hear a deep voice say, notation, that he wanted a bagel, death of Bonzo in 1973 won t prevent a Prize for Madwestern Law School "J .J . isn't dead. .. he just went Chapter specifically, pumpernickel with extra working majority of conservatives on l\-1inor Editors, but the coveted award Seven for a while" over and over again lox. His clerk thought it was a new the bench . at turns out that Jesse finally went to Enoch Helfer of the theory, and the rest is history. Finally, Helms lettered on the Cardinals' 1956 Grand Forks College of Law for his my article looked into an alleged polo team. Sources in Was hington series, "The Crisis of North Dakota's •In a somewhat different vein Is THE statement by Jeremy Bentham that he believe that the Court will begin sitting Inner-Cities." UNLIGHTABLE SPARK: A HISTORY was " kidding'' when he said our goal permanently in Santa Cruz as early as OF CHIEF J USTICE AND THE should be the greatest good for the 1988. To be honest, I should admit that I SUPREMES. Those of you who atten greatest number. have used up all of my good stories. As ded the last two Law Revues surely the roving consumer advocate of the remember that illustrious pack of So these stories are " the ones that got staff, I amazed you with my com mongrels, Chief Justice and the •In the current events area, I did away · · I've summanzed them for you, parison of rutabaga prices in Ann Ar Supremes. Brainchild of bassist Lear some research on the activities of the and now my creative resources are bor's retail market. As undercover in ned Barnes and guitarist Thurgood ELMBUSTERS. Apparently. a group totally drained. I have enjoyed writing vestigator. I exposed the fraudulent Douvan, the C.J .'s were first known by of concerned students is urging univer for the RG for the last couple of years, sale of " Writing and Advocacy such hits as Back In The U.C.C., saly officials to begin stocking "her and I appreciate the comments I have Outlines" to unsuspecting first-years. That Old-Time Common Law, and bacide ptlls" an anticipation of an attack gotten from my readers. M~ most fer Probably my most glorious moment the "due process song" Whole Loua of Dutch Elm disease on Ann Arbor's vent wish is that some lime an my legal came just one month ago when, in the Takin' Goin' On. The group picked prime fohage The ''Eimbusters", as career- just once, mmd you- I do face of desperate and well-organized up Oliver Wendell Sa iler , Cardozo they call themselves, admit that it is a something that's as much fun as pressure from the opposition, I threw in Kil lian, Sandra Day O'Biberstein, and symbolic act. but plan to take part in a working on this newspaper staff I'll my endorsement of Huey P . Long for Chief Justice Frankfurter "The Hot- "decay-m " on North Campus, probably be fired for at So what Law in the Raw compiled by Dana Deane Chicken Cops Things were so slow in Fort Fairfield last Ding Dong week that when a motorist complained about a chicken in his parked car, police arrested the bird. A standard ding begins wath a " I certainly en The final paragraph is some sort of expressaon of "C. Little," of Main Street, was booked on joyed meeting you,'' " H was a pleasure to have had confidence in your abilities to either land a JOb or charges of criminal trespass, criminal mischief, the opportunity to meet with you.'' " I enjoyed our finish law school in spite of their firm's rejection public indecency, assault on an officer and littering. recent conversation," or "Thank you for taking the One firm said "I wish you well in your remamang in Officers even ran a tape recording of C. Little time to talk with me." Then they a I ways tell you terviews.'' but I don't really know what they wish I being read its rights. where they saw you; "in Ann Arbor," " at wiUdo. Now that you've gotten the idea of a standard The New York Times. ~ovember 20, 1984 Michigan," ·•at the Unaversaly of Michigan," or the more generic "while I was on your campus " I ding, I would like to quote from not-so-standard know where we were. Sometames I thank they put dings. After \\Tiling about how great everyone they New Government Terminology that part in just so that they remember where I was talked with was. one firm wrote. " Choosing among when and if they review thear £ile copy. them had been a difficult and perhaps inexact Instead of lastang peace we now look forward to The next paragraph normally includes a com process. While you made a very good personal im "permanent pre-hostility" and rather than crash plimentary statement about the other people the in pression on us, given the competition \\e had to landing, airplanes now have ··controlled flights into terviewer spoke with during the interviewing place perhaps undue emphasis on the collective terrain " These phrases were cited by a national process. "I was also impressed and pleased with judgment of a law school's faculty as evidenced by association of English teachers for their gross the number and caliber of your peers who inter grades. Undoubtedly this will cause us to miss misuse of our language. The wmning euphemism viewed with me," etc. This let-the-candidate-down some very good people for our summer program as was for the replacement of the word kiJJed when easy phrase is usually followed by a "our clerkship I think we have done in your case." If you think I d1scussing human nghts violat1ons: "arbitrary program is limited in size" disclaimer. These two am so great, why don 't you hire me in spite of the deprivation of life.·· can be combined. with the resultant "there is an collective judgment of the faculty? Also, is this a All Things Constdered, National PubUc Radio ever-increasang number of very qualified applican firm form letter? 1f so, you must have by-passed all November 21 , 1984 ts for such positions. from whom we must select the good people and flown-back all the lousy ones. ... only a few."