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This Issue is brought to you for free and open access by the Lanthorn, 1968-2001 at ScholarWorks@GVSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in Volume 6 by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@GVSU. For more information, please contact [email protected]. The consumer advocate’s Nader blames many of the Partially a result of the must be developed. Sy C. PtuufcN m. statistics show that the seven problems he discussed on con­ public's lack of citizenship skills Citizenship he considers a major oil companies, in business sumer apathy. But the educa­ and involvement is what Nader “process of skill development” ; The "so-called” energy crisis together in the joint ownership tional process is also to blame, calls a "massive crime wave . . . the type of education students in this country has been "con­ of pipelines and other essentials he says. "The ethic of citizen from the White House on up.” are now "victimized by" may trived, orchestrated by a number to the industry, directly control engagement” in public affairs “is Nader called upon students to teach a skill or two for the of companies who liave long sixty to seventy per cent of the underplayed. Self-government is take up the effort to become marketplace, Nader says, but it been in control,” according to oil industry. But their indirect a process of daily living,” Nader self-governing, saying that from does not teach effective citizen­ Ralph Nader, who spoke to a control extends even farther, said, and the “lack of citizen kindergarten on up sensitivity to ship. sell-out crowd at the Louis Arm­ says Nader, including influence training” starts “with kinder­ environmental destruction and strong Theatre last Thursday. Continued on p* A over smaller competitors by such garten.” all matters of public interest Nader cited four aims of the means as thwarting transporta­ big oil companies in orchestrat­ tion and refinement of their ing the crisis: doubling the price Patrol on Bikes? of gasoline, weakening of pol­ products. Police to Nader referred often to the Because the police are major of moving their own wheels; lution standards, elimination of By DAVID M!€HMEEHU!ZEN inefficiency in the oii companies users of gas, the idea of using they would rather have small smaller retail competitors, and resulting from this lack of com­ The energy task force recom­ foot-powered transportation was motorcycles. They are also very loosening of environmental p etitio n , citing “non-price mended at their last meeting to hatched. standards for offshore drilling protective of the van. “We need competition” in the form of gas turn the campus police into The police van, with its the van in order to respond to operations. station games and prizes as pedal pushers. The proposal, emergency medical equipment The longest gas station line­ calls that sometimes arise in the evidence and declaring there are subject to President Lubbers’ and radio set, would remain surrounding community. With ups for fuel were located where no differences among the major approval, would have police us­ staffed as a mobile base unit the oil companies wanted new the High number of students brands of gasoline. The small gas ing bicycles for some of their while another officer patroled living there, it’s a target for drilling operations, leading companies, Nader said, are campus patrol duties. the walkways on two wheels Nader to believe that the com­ crime,” says officer George "much more efficient than the Having covered all the ground The proposal would save gas and Bondon. panies wanted to punish local­ it 9et out to, the task force held big companies” because they bring the rolling officer closer to The van is needed during ities that threatened to hinder must compete against a near its final meeting April 8 to dis­ buildings and students. drilling activity. monopoly. cuss general fuel conservation. Campus cops are a little wary Continued on p. 7 Nader sees little relief for the consumer from the efforts of the Federal Energy Office, calling it an “Exxon-Nixon office.” He EWS BRIEFS... NEWS BRIEFS ... NEWS B argued the American people Grand Valley's German Club course instructor, said. House, Friday, March 29. * ♦ * * have been subjected to a has tentatively scheduled a urine Set up three years ago by Located just southeast of the “Simonizmg process” from Haas, the course aids students pit, the center is open weekdays To kick off the Celebration energy chief William Simon. and cheese tasting trip to the St. Julian Wineries in Raw Paw for with reading difficulties. The from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. ’74 weekend there will he a Simon, formerly in banking, has dais, which is worth two credits, According to the organizers, kite-flying contest, sponsored by never pubbdy criticized the big Thursday, May 9. Extending an invitation to attend to anyone is open to students who receive a the center is primarily a place the. lerident* hails, tomorrow at of companies and employs interested, the dub plans to 12.0 mmimum on the Nelson where all campus women can 3 pjm. on the Campus Center former oil company personnel in lawn. lsave at 2 pjn. and return by 8 Rending Test. hold mp sessions on topics rang­ policy making positions in the On Thursdays a two-hour ing from employment opportu­ A price of $10 wfl be ; federal energy office, Nader for the man creative kite, aays S2 00. If you are interested, ogn reading lab is open to use for a nities and women in apart* to Karen Nemme. hand EA o f Kht- up by Thursday, April 2S,at the kr Home who is «paiaa( the r- j r ~ r r office, 210 UN. is the Met that there are no Another $10 prise wfl ho * * * • gwcn far the hoNmt M r. April 18, 1974

Editorials Board R g v i g w s Paroioos “It’s really just a trivial formal­ By TIM MENGEL CAS Sociology Prof. Don Wil­ liams, CAS Psychology Prof. ity. If they have to review the Carl Insalako, Campus Police man, they should do it after the “What this is, is a liason Chief Purl Cobb and Hollings­ first or second term. They can’t Grand Valley took a step towards correcting sex between the prison and the col­ know how a guy’s going to do lege,” said Bob Hollingsworth, a worth. bias in its sports program this year. Vice president The board can do nothing on campus after he just got out Ronald VanSteeland approved a women’s athletic Grand Valley student and mem­ of prison. They have the will to ber of the Rehabilitation Review more than make a recommenda­ scholarship fund available for next fall. The schol­ tion that a particular applicant make something of themselves; Board (RRB). be allowed admission to Grand the way the board’s operating arship monies distinguish Grand Valley as one of Hollingsworth in an interview now doesn’t really give these the first colleges in the nation to offer such mid the board’s primary func­ Valley, according to Vice Presi­ dent Arthur Hills. men a chance.” assistance. tion is to evaluate ex-convicts Cobb pinpointed the primary who have served time or parolees “There is a legal question Since athletics first began at GVSC, a better whether Grand Valley can refuse purpose of the RRB; “I would who want to receive a college say our main purpose is to see opportunity to examine the validity of athletic education. admission to an ex-convict,” awards has not come along. That one step forward Hills said, “The Colleges have whether an ex-convict can func­ Following a review of the tion socially on campus. Some convict’s record, the board would never refused an ex-convict yet. may be one long leap back. This is a supportive program, not of these men we recommend for The new scholarship fund amounts to $3,000 conduct a series of personal in- a- _a«il a Ipffpr o f a punitive one. The main pur­ just a term to see how they work icivivwa aisu »vs|».v-% » ------— -■ out. Our recommendation is not for all women’s sports combined. The figure nardiy recommendation before admit­ pose of the board is to help the seems hefty when contrasted with the dollar ex-convict adjust to college life.” the last word.” ting him to the Colleges. Tepastee agreed: “We are not amounts handed men’s sports: football, $39,100; The Rehabilitation Review Hills, however, added that a judge and a jury. We can only track, $3,000; wresfiing, $3,000; and basketball, Board, which has been in exist­ some of the people that the board has reviewed have been submit a recommendation.” $16,000. Combined, men and women’s schol­ ence for three years, was set up Insalaco believes the main by Grand Valley President asked to see a counselor once a function of the board is to arships total more than $64,000. Arcnd Lubbers originally to eval­ week. screen potential dangers to the Maintaining sports, as the iarger universities are uate admissions of persons con­ Most ex-convicts and parolees community. He feels the need finding out, is a vicious circle. All American victed of drug-related offenses. come to Grand Valley through for a supporting documents The board’s function soon state and county rehabilitation colleges, large and small, feel the pressure to about an ex-convict’s behavior broadened to include all ex-con­ programs such as Ionia State produce that championship season. Grand Valley is Prison’s COPE (College Oppor- were the most important. victs and parolees. “If we get a letter from the no exception. The chairman of the RRB is tunities-Priscr. Extension?) or That pressure results in fierce competition for Bert Price, director of the coun­ Kent County Sheriff’s Rehabili­ guy’s old warden saying that he the top athletes. The process corrupted men’s seling center. Also serving on the tation Program. should’ve never been let out in athletics. Now the fledgling women’s athletics are board are Mary Tepastte, TJC Expressing doubts about the the first place, I don’t think it administrative assistant, WJC as­ board’s effectiveness for useful­ would be wise to let him on being introduced to the same evil. ness, Hollingsworth commented: campus,” he said. The simple solution to the spiraling dilemma is sistant dean Rhonda Rivera,. to eliminate athletic scholarships entirely. They are valid only if the institutions that offer them grant degrees strictly in physical prowess. In academic institutions, however, financial a- wards for athletic promise are sadly out of place. If it’s a name for innovation Grand Valley is seeking, .what better opportunity than to put athletics in their proper place < in the academic scheme. Abolish athletic scholarships.

■t**J ' i m J i ‘" O i k 9 • > i t : ja-sj-'iiflirererm m red* ** jL - ■» Model U.N. Set For Next Week BY JEAN MAUSOLF AND RICHARD K1NCAIDE Motel and Ramada Inn during the four-day meet. Grand Valley Model U.N. Ac­ The aim of the Model U.N. is tivities have begun this week in to teach delegates to understand New York City where a delega­ the real world situation. They tion representing GVSC is atten­ are not encouraged to do any­ ding the national Model United thing out of their assigned coun­ Nations. try’s diplomatic character, but The nationals closely precede to act as true representatives of Grand Valley’s own second an­ their country. nua! Invitation Mode! U.N. be­ “Learning comes in a variety ginning April 24. of fields ranging from foreign The purpose of both Model relations to public speaking to U.N. activities is to simulate journalism,’’ says Porter. actual U.N. experience in role Next week’s sessions are playing situations. Each delega­ scheduled for the Campus Cen­ tion spends months in preara- te r’s third level conference tion, researching the geography, rooms. economy, history, and foreign Grand Valley students in­ policies it represents. volved in Model U.N. have been, Participating in the five-day for the most part, white middle- national meet are Grand Valley class males. To remedy the close­ students Dave Porter, chairman dness of the group, this year’s of the GVSC Mode! U.N. co­ organizers have made a special ordinating committee; Gordon effort to recruit women and Back taxes my ass. The only government agency I'm Morris, press person; Lewis minorities. Additional inform­ Paine; Rich Kincaide; Joe Czar- ation is available from student going to pay off is the Brazilian Antiextradition League. nik; and Bill Bennett. CAS His­ coordinators or by attending a tory Professor Lynn Mapes is the Model U.N. session next week. faculty sponsor for all GVSC Model U.N. activities. An Open Letter to The national meet that ends President Lubbers berge Pond. the missing feathered flock of Saturday has been held in New And let me say now, that we do Now that GV has squired two When I came to GV almost our growing college community NOT need a grandoise endow­ York since the 1920s when it is more sorely felt than ever. was called the Model League of new schools, (Coiege IV and four years ago, the Ducks were ment of six black swans gracing Nations. plentiful and pw me many the pond. Our plain white and According to Sue Fitz- hxhm ), a mammoth Student hours o f enjoyable idleness - brown “quackers” are good mauricc, Secretary-General of Center, and a famous, (although lounging on the banks of the enough and much more fitting next week’s GVSC Model U.N., questionable), sculpture - I pond behind the library. for our, (excuse me for saying there will be 41 delegations and think that it’s time to look at Letters so). Cornfield College. approximately 275 delegates what we’ve lost. “Meet you at the Pond,” was When GV brought in all its It’s a shame to see that on present when the Invitational a popular call among all GV our tenth birthday we have dis­ tvam n “ ireprouenmnts” and started students, and feeding the Ducks sh ootin g for “ Big School” owned the very essence of our With the exception o f Delta a favorite Sunday afternoon Since Zumberge pond itself youth and size, and find our- Coiege, the drtegrtrt represent status, a lot of its intireary and activity. has been widened and land­ Country corefort was lore. Chief reives standing on our tip-toes scaped. (yet not REALLY im­ and weakly demanding to be AM this is behind us now . . . proved}, it seesu oa»y logicni to aatries are the Docks of Zna- with the advent of Spring. caled a grown-up. grtes wfll May at the Brlthar return our beloved ducks to it. -Ann Kotowk/ April 18,1974 Page 3

of Hermann, the saintly Burgho- what was to have been the Martin Mortimer and Fredrlc Justin LOOKING DOWN master. annual Spring Vegetable Mortimer and I, having feast. As if in a daze I waved studied psychoanalysis with frantically for the t uses to Helmholtz in Johannesburg were retreat, however, Heinz, the Bumper Crop Attacks well aware of the anxiety and commander of the Bus tragic catharsis involved in the Squad, only waved hello. He recollection of highly catected, signalled by honking his horn. primally repressed material. We Our fleet’s horns, as part of School Bus were both aware of our mentor’s the cultural enlightenment famous quote, “Regression is program, all bleet out the like a flood gate but you’ll find first bar of Beethoven’s fifth. the most nuts in the streudel.’’ Apparently, the vegetables, Justin and 1 were sitting out­ my circumspection for I am all side the other day listening to With this in mind we gently aiuned to some cosmic too familiar with the heart break the impropriety serving the strains of a Balilika when a prodded the Burghomaster in to scheme, took this as a sign to of elephantisis and would not be Rheingoid beer. school bus came and picked up the past, utilizing the standard attack. What happened next the children of our neighbor, I* H enrietta Fogelsenger. Hen­ rietta, as you no doubt recall, is known for her prize winning turnips. The correlation im­ mediately brought to mind the Crust Rd. Tragedy of *57, in which the entire fleet of Essex Township’s educational transport vehicles were consumed. Recall­ ing our perplexity at the time, Justin and I set about investigat­ ing the details of this peculiar event. Our plane landed at the Essex airfield where we were met by a Checker Cab and promptly con­ veyed to the Burghomasters office, where he greeted and mu iw wsviivasviiiUUCi, sausage and Rheingoid beer. Justin immediately took note of the Burghomaster’s extremely large legs. 1 told him it was elephantisis, as I had become familiar with the honored gentle­ man several years previous at beer tasting contest in Vienna. 1 was constantly poking Justin in the ribs as he could not avert his so crass as to draw undue Right you are Mortimer, Is the most gruesome methods of dream interpretation massacre I’ve ever witnessed.” gaze from the Burghomaster’s attention toward his mammoth never in my 20 years as a social and systematic desensitization It is at this point that enormous lower extremities. legs. climber have 1 been subject to by massaging his legs with a Hermann broke down complete- Now see here Mortimer, as I Justin, while pleased with the one endowed with such poor rolling pin where-upon the noble Jyjfnd we deemed it necessary to recall, it was the Burghomaster’s wienerschnitzel and sausage, was t*st; in ale. Nevertheless, we fellow disclosed this tale: « neo-fauvist wingtips which drew taken aback at what he deemed , "urther interrogation. We proceeded with our interogation “I was motoring east on*1 were, however, able to piece Crust Road with Fraulein toaethMr the details of the jHUEtei woTtn n w eper 1—~ -***—■ the birds bloomed (obviously and the testimony of the lone Mortimer this a slip of the survivor, little Gertrude Wohlf- tongue referring to Fraulein hart who still suffers from Ava’s half exposed breast) cauliflower ear. We also located and the vegetables grew. I crack reporter A gon decided to give the Fraulein a Michmerhuizen of the Munich tour of my personal vineyard. Inquisitor. He wrote the At this time I was a high- dramatic and startling expose, PETITIONS AVAILABLE SOON spirited and athletic young “Der Attacken mit Vegitables aristocrat pursuing public und der Verplunken mit dine office. Fraulein Ava was Autobus,” which we refer you FOR THE OFFICES Prince Otto’s niece and I to for the gory particulars. deemed it advantageous to It is a common belief in my political aspirations to psychoanalytic circles and make her acquaintance. We amongst the more enlightened «F pulled off the road and with lay people that dreams are only lunch basket in hand strolled symbolic representations of the out to the fields to picnic psychic conflicts in waking life. amongst the watercrests. Therefore, it is imperative to PRESIDENT Perhaps it was the aroma of assume that Hermann’s recol­ the radishes that wafted lections have bearings on his about or mayhaps it was the present state of affairs. Roguefort cheese sandwiches, Justin and 1, after much but I found myself over­ deliberation and consultation whelmed with a desiring of a with our mentor Herlmholtz sexual nature and the have come to the conclusion C HAIRPERSONS Fraulein’s inviting gestures that Hermann’s “condition”, Z did nothing to halt the that is to say his large legs, is the thunderous march of my result of an acute psychosomatic libido.” disorder in which the events of POR evfc FIRST Note to the reader: It is at this that fateful day manifest them­ point that Irauma manifests selves in a transformation from itself. The Burghomaster, no psychic reality to physical STUDENT CONGRESS. longer able to maintain adequate abnormality. control of his emotions, re­ We deem it essential to urge preseed the material and thus the you, the naive reader, to bear blackout period ensues: this case in mind and confine HEM GOVERNMENT “I came back to con­ your lust to the proper places. sciousness to find Fraulein Next Week: The Gastro­ Ava slapping my face and intestinal Conflict of a Macro­ pointing hysterically towards biotic Jew WRITTEN 1 RIM the road. I cannot compre­ hend what I saw, 1 thought it MODELING all a dream. There, marching in formation, as only a good APPLICANTS---- evswoarrs German garden could, I saw Part-time posi­ ' row upon row of turnips, tions for new photo rutabagas, tom stos and Studio. Attractive? MORE OEVJUtb TO BE ANMOVHCKD SOON* potatos lead by raiments of Nice Figure? Write cucumbers, celery and red leafed cabbage with the look for Information and o f hunger in their eyes. 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Continued from p. 1 Nader drew a picture of government and oil companies working together against the interests of the consumer. Washington, he says, serves as a “ megaphone” and “rationalizer” for the oil companies. Tax loop­ holes available to these com­ panies are numerous. The greatest fear of the m^jor oil companies, Nader said, was “a glut of oil on the marketplace driving the price down,” which was the rationale behind the

1« ijuvjia wii fnrpinn«vi oil signed by Nixon in 1969. The twlcve-per-cent limit was lifted May 1, 1973 - after the price of domestic oil rose above that of the foreign competitors. Con­ sumers paid 5.40 million for that quota, according to Nader. “Oil producing countries are beginning to be more assertive after being ripped off for forty years.” The alternatives to fossil fuels Nader stressed are solar and geothermal sources. Sites for exploitation of geothermal heat ' if WE m r m m m n e , scmeone is m * Tomag m * 9 w w - locations of geysers, for instance - are already being purchased by the major oil com­ panies. Methods for harnessing solar PIRGIM Exposes “ Buying Club” energy have not yet been developed, Nader said, partially PIRGIM revealed last week PIRGIM charged that the sales manager of the Lansing Beebe, presently the highly con­ because “the oil companies have that it has turned over to the club promises inflated savings to company, whose name is used in troversial director of the State’s not yet obtained title to the consumer agency, the Michigan Michigan Attorney General’s of­ members, and in violation of much of its advertising, was rep­ sun.” Nader gave examples of fice evidence that a so-called Michigan law, compares its “dis­ resented to be Lorraine BeBee. Consumer Council. I thought successful use of solar energy, “buying club” is illegally deceiv­ count” prices with “list” prices That name is identical, except they might be trying to profit by saying RCA plans construction ing consumers. which are not the actual usual for spelling, to the name of her prominency and identifica­ of a building heat and cooled Joseph S. Tu chin sky, execu- selling prices of the merchandise. former Senator N. Lorraine tion with a consumer protection entirely by the sun. . .. ninfim hPm jehaMMi that. igsuy” Twhimkv 1 iw iHieir f u st " trj wwr v reir ------search Group in Michigan, an­ contain illegal terms - including nounced that a PIRGIM investi­ excessive late-payment penalties, gation, begun in September an invalid waiver of the right to 1973, has accumulated evidence withhold payments if contract of apparently illegal contract terms aren’t met by the club, SPS ANNOUNCES POLICE ACADEMY terms and apparently deceptive and a provision to exempt the pricing by the Indiana-based contract from Michigan law and United Consumers Club, which interpret it under Indiana law. has opened sales offices in three In addition, although the con­ ALL GRADUATING GVSC SENIORS EUGIBLE Michigrfh cities, Lansing, Kala­ tracts are negotiated in con­ mazoo, and Grand Rapids, since sumers’ homes, they violate the it moved into the state early in Michigan Homes Sales Act re­ 1973. quirem ent for conspicuous MALE i FEMALE, “The sales staff for the U- notice of three-day cancellation nited Consumers Club try to rights. represent it as a membership In PIRGIM’s opinion, the FOR THE ACADEMY TRAINING organization which saves money worst deception by this com­ for consumers by getting them pany and other commercial buy­ manufacturers’ prices on furni­ ing clubs is to masquerade as to ture, appliances, carpeting, and consumer organizations, promis­ 8-OOa.m. to 5 00p.m. bjafri l/zs/iH other major purchases," Tuchin- ing to save people money and to sky said. help them cope with inflation, “The catch is that to get the had nominated him for member­ BUT MUST BE PHYSICALLY, MORALLY AMD MENTALLY CAPABLE TO MEET alleged savings, they have to sign ship, but the club wouldift tell up for a ten-year membership him who made the nomination. LAX ENFORCEMENT STANDARDS. CERTIFICATION AS A MICHIGAN LAW that costs at ieast $400, or near­ “I got more suspicious when the ly $500 with time-payment in­ terest. They must pay off the Tuchinsky first got suspicious ENFORCEMENT OFFICER IS BY THE HIRING AGENCY. APPLICATION TO whole membership fee even about the “club” when he re­ though the contract doesn’t ceived a notice that a member MICHIGAN TRAINING COUNCIL MUST BE WITHIN 6 MONTHS AFTER TRAINING. guarantee that they will get any discounts oh purchases. There isn’t even any way to insure that ACADEMY COST IS $175, PLUS APPROXIMATELY $40 FOR INSURANCE, the company will still be in business in ten years, or that ’PAYABLE TO GVSC CASHIER. refunds would be available for dues paid •n advance if it went out of business.” APPLY IMMEDIATE BY PHONING

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Apr! 18.1974 PnjeS Condemns “Nixxon-Exxon” Office organization and suggesting that time problems that inhibited Prof. Henry Kendall Nuclear energy development couldn’t adapt to their environ­ as an ar«a of investiption for a student investiptivc efforts, Department of Phyaics on a large scale Nader referred to ment." At our present rate of group like PIRGIM. Nader said. PIRG group partic­ MIT as “technological suicide. Right “ contaminating the priceleaa ipants in other states often Cambridge, Maas. supply of air, water, and soil," Praise of PIRGIM’s research here in Michigan you have more on the transportation of nuclear receive college credit for their C. R. Cook cause to be worried than any Nader predicts, “mankind will materials in Michipn marked work. P.O. Box 3003 other state," he said, referring to not survive the next two Nader pve two addresses to Springfield, Mam. centuries." the end of Nader's speech. A a radiation-related accident in permanent public research group those interested in further (this address la for a Detroit in 1966 which one supported by students solves the information on nuclear power: reprint of a newspaper scientist said “almost lost Detroit”. Most Americans are “shut out “How dare they inflict a of the legal system" in Nader’s technology like that on 200 opinion, partially because of million?'* He delineated risks of crowded court dockets but also sabotage, accidents, and mech­ because of the expense court­ anical failure that could occur in room procedures hold for the connection with nuclear power private individual. plants. For those who ask what to do Turning to related issues, about the energy situation, Nader called pollution of the Nader urged support of a bill environment from sources recently introduced to Congress nuclear or otherwise “silent, by a group of senators including cumulative violence. This is a Michigan's Philip Hart. The process the dinosaurs went Consumer Energy Bill calls for a through long ago when they roll-back of oil prices, help for small companies in competition r — ------— with the major oil Companies, and establishment of a TVA- type federal agency to “prevent All those mtsrsstsd a real crisis” and “the grip of In aubmlttlng postry monopoly’’. Nader believes the bill will be “bitterly opposed" o r abort fiction to by the President. and the oil the Amcranthua NOTE companies and urged his the deadline ic Wed­ audience to write to Senator nesday, April 24. Hart in support. Nader also criticized the ETS, All manuacrlpta should stressing the arbitrary classifica­ be turned in to the tion of students by the testing jm erit, 496 Mack. CAREER GUIDANCE - COMPATIBILITY TESTS - No manuscripts w ill CHARACTER STUDY. $S be accepted a fter and up. Antonia Kiekoda's tb« due date. Complete Handwriting Anal­ ysis Sendee. 32S Aurora, S.E. Phone 243-4093.

Consumer Advocate Ralph Nader

Invest Your Time Nader SuggestsAction The one factor most frequently mentioned by employers for not hiring a particular candidate is - The absence or lack of an individual’s vocational and/or personal goals and motivation. On New GVSC Bldg. Life-time goals and in general, motivation, are not developed over-night. By M. C. PEDDEN Such goals are the product of your environment, abilities, education, the committee appropriating the reflection, exploration, and time. Yes, time; time for thinking about your During a brief question-and- funds for the building. Nader values, time for exploring the world of work, and time for planning your answer period following Ralph also suggested research by stu­ career. Nader’s speech last Thursday, dents into the proposed allot­ How much lime have you invested contemplating your values, the consumers advocate offered ments of building contracts. exploring various occupations, and planning a meaningful and satisfying suggestions as to what students College officials have declined occupation? If you have, to this point, given only token consideration to can do to prevent the construc­ consideration of an alternative ■I/,.,. futiiM unn still havs tavaral nnnortunities to do something jr uut a miui w vutvvs, / «»»»*• ’ — r ■------— tion of the energy-wasting build­ H*«an for the building, fearing about it. Faculty members the Counseling Center and the Placement ing design proposed for Grand loss of the appropriation alto­ Office are prepared to help, but you must take the initiative - it’s your Valley’s new classroom building. gether. career. The first step, Nader said, is Nader suggested that an issue Seniors and other qualified students (see Teacher Corps) may want to for students to contact an ener­ such as this could serve as a interview with one or more of the following employers who will be on gy specialist at another uni­ prototype, pointing out the campus for recruiting pro poses. If you are interested, call the Placement versity and request a written “ slovenly appropriations cri­ Office secretary to make an interview appointment. Phone 89S-66II, Ext. analysis of the inefficiency of teria" that allow long-range 234, or visit the Placement Office, 247 LHH. the design. This report should be economy and environmental taken to a sympathetic state concerns to be sacrificed in favor of short-range savings. April 24. Herpolsheimers — Seniors Only. legislator, to newspapers and to Interested in Business, Economics, and Education majors for: Executive Trainee Program - Retail Management, Buyers, Personnel Management, Audit Control (accounting emphasis only).

April 24. Teacher Corps - Seniors and other qualified students. Interested in all majors with 90 quarter hours or more (Including those wlio have already graduated) for further education and teaching positions. Interested students should not be already certified to teach.

May 4. Aetna Insurance Co. (Life DhrWon) - Seniors Only, interested in all majors for: sales management and develop­ ment Trainees, Computer Programmers, Computer Analysts.

May 14. Hartland Public Schools - Seniors Only. (Tentative Date) Interested in Teachers. BAITS AND I IANDIAM May 14. Prudential Insurance Co. - Seniors Only. Interested in all majors for: Sales representatives W tM X M M O JM l : trainees. MICHIGAN

May 24. Naur South Wahe, Interested in excellent candidates for teaching, positions New South Wales, A uX nlu. Anvil Ifl Page 6 1/ Y AF Charges Woman Fired; Liberal Bias (CPS) - American college YAF found the worst bias Refuses to Make Coffee courses are being dominated by against conservatism in sociology courses, where B.F. Skinner and liberal and radical texti, accord­ him. Soon after that she was ing to the Young Americans for Michael Herrin gtor, (The Other America) were widely used to (CPS/LNS) - A civilian sec­ told that her job had been Freedeom (YAF). abolished and she was then This conclusion is based on a the exclusion of Jape Jacobs and retary, demoted by the Navy for Edward Banfleld. refusing to make coffee for her transferred to a lower-level post. survey taken aon 10 major col­ The Navy claimed that they leges and universities in various A number of noted conser­ bosses, has been restored to her vatives and philosophers are used old Job by the Civilian Service had eliminated Johnson’s job parts of the country. The survey because of a lack of money, yet explored the required texts for in political philosophy courses, Commission. they immediately began looking courses in the departments of but they are likewise far out- Alice Johnson, a Navy for a replacement for her. The political science, sociology, represented by the liberal view. veteran, was fired from her Job Civil Services Commission economics and political philos­ “When one reviews the totals, at the Brunswick, Mne. Naval concluded that Johnson was ophy. These departments were they are staggering,” said the Air Station last summer after a right and ordered her old job chosen because they are “vital in YAF report, “ For example, conflict with her boss in which the formation of political and Marx’s books arc used twenty she refused to make coffee for returned to her. economic opinions of most times and Marcuse's are used ten limes. These two authors alone I m i n « 1 undergraduates,” said the Y.AF xina Kuseen report. have more of their books The survey revealed that assigned than all clearly conser­ In while liberal authors such as vative authors combined.” Charles Reich, John Kenneth The YAF survey showed that a tab of erofc fantasy while Marx, Lenin, Marcuse, Tha maker of Censorship in Denmark Galbraith, Herbert Marcuse and i History ol iheBiue Movie has reached Saul Alinsky were extensively Mao, G uevara, Schlesinger, new plateau in adult fflm ^jj used, conservatives like Ernest Carmichael, Mailer,’ Alinsky, Van Der Haag, Russel Kirk, Malcolm X and Friedan were James Burnham, M. Stanton commonly used in political Evans and William F. Buckley Jr. science courses, only five DERENZY5 were not used at all. authors represented conser­ "There can only be one vatism; Banfield, de Tocqueville, reason why conservatives . . . are Edmund Burke, Kevin Phillips totally ignored. The reason is the and Ayn Rand. The Federalist intolerant attitude college pro­ papers were assigned in four It fessors have towards conser­ courses. vatism,” the YAF «tudy said. OVERHEARD IN THE THEATRE

I don’t see what's so great about “Zoo Story” Staged those porno movies. Take out 1___l the sex and whadaya got?” “Our marriage.” urn£ $ s m '“W.C. Field’s first name wasn't Despite Dept. Instability $1.00 OFF ubbayew. It was initials like in illy D. Williams.” By MC PEDDEN 'Ingmar Bergman ... wasn’t she One Ticket n Anastasia? v With This Ad ^ Possibly the last of the CAS The publisher of the Zoo Theatre department productions Story, in response to a request 'Were amiea, an— ass v en3 ^ f J^ffi*- l monfl?,,^ E ^ alties for the play by more than Albee’s Zoo Story will be di­ one-third. Sut the production rected by Martin Treat without still may not break even, and the sanction of the theatre higher-t turn-usual admission may department, supposedly inactive be necessary. until the CAS Senate decides its The play is scheduled to be fate. performed April 30, and May 1 Department funds may not and 2 in the Campus Center be authorized for the produc­ Theatre. A tentative perform­ tion, according to Treat. He and ance is planned for June 8 at student David Vender Schuur Stage III in Grand Rapids. Treat comprise the cast of the play, also hopes to perform Zoo Story which Treat says will be a at other area colleges, but no “studio production.” such tours have been confirmed. B ir t h o a t C a n Y o u Go All Night??

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BY TIM MIANK many things, namely parental financial statements, assets, pay­ Kenneth Fridsma, GVSC’s Di­ ments and size of family. From rector of Financial Aida, has this the department determines CALENDAR drawn up a proposal to tha state the parents' ability to contri­ Apr! 22 - 26 - Colegiate legislature calling for more aid to bute. Passage of this proposal Tedium Week: The CAS English Grand Valley students. There is would, in Fridsma's words, and World Lit departments little chance, however, that “serve to broaden the whole proudly salute 2500 yean of Grand Valley students will ever concept of financial aid." Imme­ dull literature. Nightly readings see this money. diate passage would affect some from various tnasten of the The proposal, asking for 882 students. yawn will be presented through­ SI65,000 is designed to help the out the week (8 P.M. CFAC), middle d an students - those The chances of this proposal and featured authon include whose families make roughly being accepted are slim for two Sophocles, Euripides, Milton, SI3 ,0 0 0 - $20.000a year. reasons: emphasis for aid has George Eliot, D. H. Lawrence Fridsma offered this proposal always been iu help ihc low and Anthony Burgess. because of the growing difficulty income student, and the legisla­ The schedule for the five-day for the middle class student to ture, in granting this proposal, festival ia aa follows: finance an education. “We have would have to give the same to Monday — “No Muse is Good found that both the low income every ether state college. Muse;” a film based upon the student and the affluent student life of the poet Wordsworth have little difficulty in financing Ironically, Fridsma has no in­ (Noon, 210 Mack). education,” he said. “However, tention of taking the emphasis Tuesday - The 2nd or 3rd the middle class student seems off of the lower class student. Annual Fyodor Doeatoyevsky to be encountering more dif­ “Priority,” he remarked, “should Lackluster Luncheon at the Stu­ ficulty each year." go to the lower class student but dent Center Cafeteria (I I A.M.) At the present time, need for it is necessary to add to our The cost is SI.25 per person for financial aid is determined by program.” thick man-sized sandwiches with lots of hearty filler. Prof. Foote will preface the meal with a brief lecture on the use of ore imagery in Teutonic literature. W omen s Center Holds Conference Wednesday - Discussion group preaentation on the topic “Women and Work,” a con­ cluster and re-cluster throughout women of today - her concerns, municationhand home econom­ “DeSade, DeMaupaamnt, and ference being presented by the the afternoon and evening in a expectations, and changing role ics will also be highlighted with Dimaggio” - (1 PM., 114 Women’s Resource Center in multi-media environment that in the work force. the prognoses for careers ir LMH). collaboration with nine area col­ will also include a “participatory Special emphasis will be these more crowded fields. Tknndav _ “No Sweat;” a leges, will be held at Calvin m ural,” ' and a “books-for- placed on career and job op­ Other areas to be explored film based upon the life of the College College Center on women” display. All facets of portunities in computer sciences, are life-planning, goal-setting, poet Wordsworth. Tuesday, April 30, from noon the conference have been finance, engineering, and and decision-making. A panel Friday - Ending the week- until 9:30 p.m. planned by ian Blaich, Director business administration, areas probing historical perspectives long celebration is a meeting of Led by experts from the bus­ of th e Women's Resource that haven’t been accessible to on women’s yiews of themselves the Epic Convention in the field- iness and academic communities, Center, and college representa­ women until recently. Tradi- may guide a conference partic­ house (9 P.M.) a kaleidoscope of panels, work­ tives, to give specific knowledge umm> lor women in ipant to a workshop featuring April 30 - The People's F*lm shops, and film-discussions will and information about the education, social services, com- Grand Rapids women who have Series presents “The Available started their own businesses. Data on the GiUgn Reaction,” Pre-registration at $2.00 for adult*, and * 1 -0 0 Cor ftaU tl— f t students entitles registrants to wood offering (1968) depicts MODEL U.N. attend as many sessions during the struggle of one lonely, just the afternoon and evening as man against the barbarism of they desire. All those attending modem society. Bob Denver the conference are asked to stars and directs. make their own luncheon and May 3 - The Fraternal Order dinner arrangements. A snack of the Sons of On an begin their bar in the student center and membership pull (Student Cen­ near-by restaurants are recom­ to 1). m ended. Checks for pre­ May 7 - Members of the registration should be made out Farce Theatre and the Model to the Women’s Resource Railroading Club are advised of M.U.N Center, and returned to Penny the following change in sched­ Ladd, Conference Co-ordinator, ule: The 1245 from Lincoln­ GVSC 226 Bostwick, N.E., 49503, by shire, ordinarily calling at Alma, April 25. Registrations will also Lumsberg, and Knight’s-Fob, be accepted at the door through­ will be rerouted via Brobding- out the day of the conference «*ri*n to accommodate the o- for $3.00. mis&cn of the second act. May 14 - A lecture by Mr. Bike Patrol Charles Fannin, program direc­ Continued from p. 1 tor of TV 35, on the function of winter months as well. public television in eliciting Because building thefts are on simple bowel movements. the rise and parking lot thefts May 17 - The SHS Paleen- dropping, the use of bikes is loiogy League will hold the late justified for still another reason. Pleistocene Era at the Student Police have been spending more Center, 9-11 A.M. time in and around buildings, May 23 - The People’s Film and the proposal would increase Scrim presents “The Deaflu Sto­ the mobility of those who are ry,” written and directed by the hoofing it now. poet Wordsworth (1959). Play­ }(e e J e < l 4 « w o r k 0 « wright Arthur Miller makes a Calendar (ju*t covering sports cameo appearance in the role of and events not on the Celebra­ the salesman (Noon, 114 LMH). tion ’74 calendar) May 23 — The Aleadak Lutheran League lectures on the April 18 1.00: golf here against topic, "Must ju t churches fin­ /^ yca+ 'on af Conference Ferris State College ance self-abuse?” (8 PM., LAT). 3:00: wrestling May 25 - Spring masting of the Grand Vaiey Simulation 19 Grand Rapids Society (Noon, AV room, Man). inquire Symphony with Theo Bring your done; don't come Alcantara as guest alone! ABOUT conductor, 8:30 at May 29 - The A leadak the Civic Auditorium Frtan Clah will sponsor an eve- Dove W Q M E N ’S 20 Special Olympics ninc o f mirth and merriment as they and local celebrities roast 25 1:00: golf here against Sue Pr'i+r rmuwce St. Lawrence (7:30 PM .. Stu­ 4 Oakland A D dent Center). Grand Rapids Civic May 38 - Donhkday and Co. MINORITY Theatre: The Iffact

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Page 8 April 18,1974 Athletic Program OUR BODIES, OURSELVES: 'THE DIRTIEST, DIRTIEST to Receive “Boost” BOOK" »*

(CPS) - The use of the By BILL ROHN pleased with, “good support women’s health guide, Our from our administration," but BY TOM DELIA Bodies Our Selves in a high A Grand Valley “Sports emphasized, “We continually school class caused trustees to All students and faculty are invited to attend the B ooster's Club" has been find areas which require addi­ suspend approval of the course dedication ceremonies of the new boat house Saturday at formed, and presently seeks tional interest and support if we in Gilroy, Calif. 11 30 a m. members interested in the are going to make it to the top.” “It is one of the dirtiest, The new Shoenbrod shell will be named and a special school’s athletic program. The Booster’s Club may fill dirtiest books I’ve ever read," raffle for Pabst’s "kegs of fun" will be held. Discussing the organization many of the needs. said one high school trustee. At I p.m., the University of Purdue will make their first Monday, Athletic Director Don Will the club be used for fund appearance on the Grand River, and with Michigan State, Dufek announced that anyone raising? Here, Dufek offered a The book was on the reading will tangle with the undefeated Laker oarsmen. interested in GVSBC member­ qualified, “yes," but he claims list of a course called “Survival So far this season, the varsity oarsmen have outdistanced ship should inquire at the Field fund-raising would not comprise for Today" taught by a long the University of Notre Dame and Wayne State on their House. the organization’s main goal. time Home Economics teacher. home courses. Begun in early February, the “There is no question that we The course was suspended and club includes about 50 members. can use money," said Dufek, replaced with "Advanced “Where possible, our intention is “But our primary aim is that of Foods” on order by the trustees. to involve these people in our developing interest in our According to the trustees Our Soccer nuts, there will be a meeting tonight at 8 p.m. in sports activities," stated Dufek, programs and activities." Bodies Our Selves is “contrary .127 Lake Superior Hall for anyone interested in partici­ noting that promotion and While the GVSBC is not one to the predominant moral values pating in this sport next Fail. publicity will be included among of the college’s student organiza­ of the taxpayers in the com­ club activities. tions, Dufek welcomed partic­ munity . . . It is a political In assessing the athletic pro­ ipation, sayingr’T d be delighted document and propoganda for gram at GVSC, Dufek was to see students join." socialistic leftism.” George WiUobee and Tim Kohane each set school records to highlight the Laker thinclad fine performance last Saturday, April 13, at the Ashland Invitational in Ashland, Ohio. INSTANT RESEARCH Willobee shined in three events. His 46*1 triple jump leap and 15.4 second 120-yd. hurdle were both records. He G o lf Got a question? Our 20 “re­ your name, your office number also placed fourth in the long jump with 22’Vi”. searchers” are on cal! to get you or address, your phone number, Kohane hurled the javelin 183’6”, good enough for third Grand Valley golfers com­ answers to virtually any ques­ and the exact question you’d place, to break the record. pleted the first qualification tions you might have - dates ot like answered. Within a day or Rick Cooley placed in two events. His 6’4” hop enabled rounds last week in preparation events in history, addresses of two, one of our researchers him to seize first place in the high jump and his 13’ for their first home match a- people, data about particular should be able to give you your clearance in the pole vault was good enough fer fourth. gainst Ferris State College today. subjects (almost everything but answer. Daryl Gooden launched the shot putt 46’5-'/4’’ for Grand Coach Bob Funnell said: “A surveys!).... Virtually all questions are fair Valley’s only other first-place finish. John Fix and Larry second cut will be held on April All faculty, students and staff game - ask us whatever you want Rodgers were clocked at 22.6 and 23.0 seconds, respec­ 22 and 23. The low eight or ten are encouraged to send or bring to know and we’ll try to get you tively, to place fourth and fifth in the 220-yd. dash. players will make the final whatever questions they’d like an answer. The Laker distance medley relay team sprinted to a team.” answered to the 161-167 Suite Thank you! second-place win with a 10:42 time to round out the team’s of Lake Superior Hall. Include WJC Instant Research Class scoring. This Friday and Saturday, April 19-20, the squad will be competing in Columbia, Ohio in the Ohio State Relays. 1 1 i'rnfahr.an__ E

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Grand Valley’s tennis team fought back from a 4-1 defeat to knock off Hillsdale College, 5-4, for its oniy win last week. The second doubles team of Jim Hendrixfon and Jim Klair and Grand Valley’s only victory going into the third singles match before Barry McKey, Steve Mooney, Klair, and Rob Polish dowsed their Stallion opponents to give the Lakers the win. Western Michigan and Wayne State pored too much for the racketeers when the lost 94) and 8-1, respectively. The racond doubles team of Mooney and McKey ignited the only spark against Wayne. •••••••••••

Young players and limited practice hampered the Grand Valley baseball team this year. is the leading hitter, with a .300 average after six p i wr Tim Raffing la carrying an o f *s action, the first

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