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VOLUME LXVI. MAY 19. 1933 No. 27

SUMMARIES Pitt track team here tomorrow in final home meet of outdoor season 23 NEWS Introducing, Ralph Bower 24 Funny Fellow cuts final Juggler issue to 15 cents 5 Splinters from the Press Box 25 Jenny, Eainey, and Carbine win Sullivan Scholarships.... 5 On Down the Line 32 Six N. D. Scholarships established by will of A. F. Meehan 5 1933 Dome will be distributed' Monday 1 COMING EVENTS Cast of "Richelieu" announced 6 FRIDAY, May 19.—SCHOLASTIC staff meeting, editorial Publications banquet held last night in faculty dining board, 6:30 p. m.; News, sports, and feature staffs, room ^. : 6 7:00 p. m., Editorial'offices, Ave Maria Building; Tennis, Professor Casasanta names Glee Club traveling squad.... 9 Varsity vs. Michigan Normal, 2:00 p. m. Wranglers elect Arthur Sandusky new president 13 SATURDAY, May 20.—Golf, Varsity vs. Chicago, singles Last band concert will be given Sunday evening 13 9:30 a. m., doubles 1:30 p. m.; Engineers Picnic, 8:00 Complete commencement program released ,.16 a. m.; Baseball, Ohio State on Cartier Field, 1:00 p. m.; Student art exhibit displayed in Library 16 Track, University of Pittsburgh on Cartier Field, 3:00 p. m.; Movie, "The Big Broadcast" with Bing Crosby, FEATURES 6:30 and 8:30 p. m., Washington Hall. Michael Leding is "Man About Campus" 8 SUNDAY,-May 21.—Masses, Sacred Heart Church, 6:00, War and Washington Hall antics discussed in "Voice of 7:00, 8:00, and 9:00; Interhall Baseball games; Band the Campus" 9 concert, in Quadrangle at 6:30 p. m. "News of the Week" by Paul Doyle...... ,. 10 W. F. Fromm, Jr., describes Engineering Laboratories..!? MONDAY, May 22.—1933 Dome to be distributed; Blue Circle Banquet, Lay Faculty Dining Hall, 6:30 p. m. SPORTS Bradley nine wins thriller from Irish, 4-3 20 TUESDAY, May 23.—Saint Mary's Alumnae dance, Niles, 8:00 p. m., campus time; Senior Examinations begin. La Raza Club soccer team beats Michigan, 3-0 20 Army tracksters take meet from N. D., 74-52 21 WEDNESDAY, May 24.—Senior Examinations continued; Golf team defeats Illinois, IZYz-A'^^; fifth straight win.-..21 May Devotions, 7:00 and 7:45 p. m. Freshman hall leads Group I in interhall Softball league -•- - 22 THURSDAY, May 25.—Ascension Thursday, No Classes; John Caresio wins University foils championship by de­ Masses, Sacred Heart Church; Tennis, University of feating Leopoldo Brias 22 Chicago at Chicago; Knights of Columbus picnic at Tennis team loses three in a row 23 Hudson Lake, 10:00 a. m. Foxir The Seholasttc THE WEEK

By Tighe Woods

i ^POKING at the senior ball from an imper­ Club. Now boys, is that charity? Can't anybody sonal point of view, we find that one can have read between the lines? The Monogram club just as good a time on eight and a half dollars as hasn't anything to do with determining who shall on twelve and a half. To go a bit farther one wear the gold and blue insignia of Notre Dame. might have had a better time without the favors The "Week" in an effort to avoid discussing and a six dollar ticket. Favors are useless things "Notre Dame platitudes" all the time, just used a as the Chicago Club found out. The Windy City little figurative language. Or maybe we ought to Christmas dances used to be famous for their ask Art Becvar to draw you a picture! elaborate favors, but since the paternal pocket- books have had an inferiority complex, they did away with the favors and still manage to get quite a crowd. The senior ball should be attended X HE appointment of Jim Kearns as editor-in- by every senior in the class. If necessary the chief of THE SCHOLASTIC comes as a welcome an­ Student Activity Council could make the Class of swer to those who wonder why the bosses of 1936 save three hundred dollars from their Co­ Notre Dame's publications are not chosen from tillion proceeds next fall and do the same with the journalism school. Kearns is a journalism their Prom next year. Then every senior could major and a good one. An editorship on a Notre attend. And we've been in campus politics long Dame publication comes as a reward for three enough to know the plan is not impossible. years of hard and faithful work on that publica­ tion, and not on a class average in journalism. If V the school for prospective members of the Fourth Estate started in the freshman year, then they i^OMEBODY once said that it is the divine should be entitled to executive positions on the right of tennis stars to be temperamental. With publications in their senior year, but it would not this in mind, and also remembering the story be just to appoint some one who has had one year about the pretty American star who lost a Wim­ of class-room experience, and nothing else save bledon match because somebody in the gallery had a clean record in the disciplinary department. on a red hat, we thought the Michigan State matches might prove interesting. They were in­ teresting, but not from the display of tempera­ ment shown by the contestants. They were in­ w teresting because everybody at Notre Dame can't HEN the electrical engineering depart­ be a football star and because that squad, play­ ment had to put out the now seldom seen, Stand­ ing before a gallery consisting of a cement mixing ing-Room-Only sign for a scientific demonstra­ machine crew and a handful of students, had as tion, there must be some good reason behind it. much pep as one could wish for in any Notre Either the students were all in fijiancial difficul­ Dame team. They were interesting because they ties from a severe week-end, or all the engineers fought gallantly in spite of the criticism of a pack were required to go, or else the demonstration of morons who think a team has to win every was just good. The first reason wouldn't keep game to be good. some of those present away from town on any V night, except possibly sub-zero weather and four feet of snow. As for the second reason, there are not that many engineers in the University; so the w demonstration must have been good. What clear E have an apology to make. In the last logic! What cold, sparkling,.calculating reason­ issue we spoke of the members of the golf team ing! Well, it was good, and those who didn't at­ being kept from the doors of the Monogram club. tend will blush with shame when their first-born Some of the critics began saying nasty things ask about photo-electric "eye" tubes and they about the "Week" being down on the Monogram can't tell them. Ah, the pity of it! May 19, 1933 Five

LAST 'JUGGLER' ISSUE Jenny, Rainey, Carbine NEEHM Wni FOUHDS Are Winners of Annual TO SELL FOR 15 CERTS Sullivan Scholarships SIX H.D. SCROLARSHffS

Funny Fellow, Under Pressure, The winners of the Roger C. Sulli­ All Expense Awards To Be Slashes Price. van Scholarships for 1932-33 are Tenable at University. Francis Josegi Jenny, senior in the College of'Engineering; Robert, Wal- A group of Wednesday aftemoon- ter Rainey, junior in the College of By Joseph Bulli ers cornered the Old Scripper the The will of the late Augustus other day and pointed out to him that Famsworth Meehan, '90, of Chatta­ a quarter meant a date. Then some nooga, Tennessee, industrialist, an off-campus lads convinced him that it alumnus of Notre Dame, has created meant a meal. To cap it all he re­ six scholarships at Notre Dame from ceived a rather stiff-necked letter the six states of Virginia, Kentucky, from the editor of the Neiv Yorker, Tennessee, South Carolina, Alabama, demanding to know if the Juggler and Georgia. was attempting to play to the mon­ The scholarships are to be awarded eyed classes. from an annual income fund of S4,- So with the fire of determination 170, making approximately six all- in his care-worn eyes the Old Scrip­ expense scholarships under the pres­ per slashed the price of the Juggler ent rates. Award is to be made on nearly in half. "I'll show Benchley the basis of ability and character, ir­ and the rest of them," he said. "And respective of creed, to the high school I'll make it my best number, too." graduates of the states named—one So now it's down to 15 cents. But from each state. The scholarships, though the price is down the size is however, will not be available for at unchanged and the quality fully as least two years because of a gradual high. It is Editor McCabe's last run, liquidation of the late industrialist's FRANCIS JENNY funds. and he has blown the whistle for full To him the Senior Aivard. speed ahead. First In Scholarships Commerce; and John-DuganjOarbine, Commencement Satirized sophomore in the College of Liberal The Meehan foundations Tvill rank first among the various scholarships "There's a long, dark night afore sophomore in the College of Arts and listed by the University both in us," he said. "But I ain't a-quittin' Letters. Because of some technical de­ award and territorial application. till we git there. Where-all are we tail the official announcement of the Other scholarships usually restrict goin', anyhow?" And he went on awards had been delayed. application to the donor's home town singing "Casey Jones" in his thrush­ The Sullivan Scholarships, of $250 or state. The Meehan bequests share like voice. each, are awarded annually to three honors with the Leonard N. Anson Commencement is the subject for applicants from the senior, junior, and sophomore class, respectively, who scholarship in being in the all-expense the Juggler's last lampoon of the show the greatest improvement in class. Other scholarships that ap­ year. The speaking, bowing and scholarship during the year. To be proach the Meehan awards are the scraping of these affairs are carica­ eligible to apply for the scholarship, Samuel T. Murdock, Edwin Graves tured ably by the Juggler men. The the applicant must have entered Rowley, Patrick O'Brien, and Mat­ cover is done with Art Becvar's un­ either the sophomore, junior, or sen­ thew J. Carney scholarships. paralleled cleverness and the art ior class of the current year without Got M. S. Degree in '26 work throughout is up to the usual a condition or failure. high standard. It is McCabe's last, Mr. Meehan, a native of Covington, and he hopes it's his best. Rainey Junior Winner Ky., was one of the most generous Jenny, the senior winner, comes supporters of Catholic activities in from Utica, N. Y. His increase in Tennessee. Following his graduation Kansas City Club Elects average was 48.9, and for three years at Notre Dame and Cornell, he en­ Caulfield New President in college his rating is 94.9. Jenny gaged in the foundry and manufactur­ ranks third in the graduating class ing business, serving as president of Kansas City Club officers are next of this year. the Monterey Foundry and Manufac­ year, elected at a special meeting on Robert Rainey, who received the turing Company in Mexico. In addi­ Thursday, May 11, are: president, Jo­ junior award, lives in Peoria, 111. The tion to holding important positions in seph A, Caulfield, Commerce junior; increase in his average amounts to a number of other corporations, Mr. vice-president, John J. O'Connor, jun­ 43.03, and for the first two years in Meehan invented "Meehanite Metal," ior in Arts and Letters; secretary, college Rainey holds an average of a high-tensile cast iron. His discov­ Samuel DiGiovanni, Arts and Letters 82.1. ery is now manufactured by many freshman; treasurer, Robert P. Pen- John Carbine, of Rutland, Vt., took foundries in the United States, op­ dergast, second year man in Com­ the sophomore award with an increase erating under licenses of the Meehan­ merce. of 58.8 in his average. For the first ite Metal Corporation. Mr. Meehan Five ballots were necessary to year in college Carbine has obtained was honored by the University in break a tie in the presidential elec­ a scholastic rating of 92.2. 1926 with an honorary degree of Mas­ tion. (Continued on Page 10) ter of Science. Six The Scholastic Hold Annual Banquet For VETERANS, NEW ACTORS N.D. Publication Members IN CAST OF 'RICIEUEn' Drama Will Be Presented For Students on May 29. OVER 100 PRESENT George Shields Elected President of S, A. C. For By Thomas Proctor Scholastic Year 1933-34 As one watched the cautious yet 4 Major Journals and "Santa certain movements, heard the calm Maria," "Lawyer," "Cata- George H. Shields, junior in me­ yet impassioned words of Professor lyzer," Represented. chanical engineering, of Grand Rap­ Albert Doyle, playing the Cardinal, ids, Michigan, was elected president Gene Blish, as the Chevalier de Mau- of the Student Activities Council for prat, and Miss F. Theresa Chisholm, More than 100 members of the sev­ 1933-34 by a unanimous vote, Mon­ in the character of Julie de Mortemar, eral Notre Dame publications attend­ day, May 15, after having served as one realized the delicate shading, the ed a banquet held last evening in the secretary of the organization this depth, the perfection which, even in Lay Faculty Dining Hall of the Uni­ year. rehearsal, these and others of Profes­ versity. Beginning at seven the din- Eli M. Abraham, of South Bend, sor Frank Kelly's players are giving junior in Arts and Letters, defeated to that stellar drama, "Richelieu." James 0. Cole for the office of treas­ Production is being speeded up for urer. the first performance on Monday, May 29th, in the new and specially con­ The second unanimous vote of the structed stage in the gymnasium. The night's balloting made Wililam J. second and final performance will be Casazza, Arts and Letters sophomore given on Friday, June 2nd as one of from Albany, New York, Council sec­ the highlights of the 88th Commence­ retary for next year. ment of the University. This .year's officers who are re­ Story Of Intrigue placed by these new men are James "Richelieu" or "The Conspiracy" is J. Gerend, president, George H. a gripping story of artifice and in­ Shields, secretary, and George H. trigue centering around the stately Reilly, treasurer. figure of France's Minister Cardinal Committee appointees have not as Richelieu. In the year 1642, in Paris, yet been announced, and there is a Gaston, Duke de Orleans, brother of possibility that they will not be made the weak monarch, Louis XIII, played known until next September. by Charles Fiss, conspired for the de­ thronement of the king. Having en­ JosEPH MCCABE listed the aid of the Due de Bouillon, "And that reminds me—" Desnoyers Elected Prexy French general, Baradas, court fa­ of N. D. Adirondack Club vorite and arch-plotter, played by ner ended just in time to permit David Powers, Huguet, captain of Funny Fellow McCabe, toastmaster Harold B. Desnoyers, junior in the Richelieu's guard, played by James par excellence, and several others, to Boyle, and de Beringhen, played by attend the Monogram Ball. College of Engineering, was elected president of the Adirondack Club this John Sweeney, Orleans realized the Besides the four major publica­ week at a meeting of that organiza­ necessity of putting Richelieu out of the way. Secret meetings are held tions, Juggler, Dome, Scrip and THE tion. He succeeds James C. Munn. SCHOLASTIC, other Notre Dame jour­ in the home of Marion de Lorme, John Coogan, Joseph Vaughan, and mistress to Orleans, but in the Car­ nals represented at the aifair includ­ Francis Donovan, were elected for the ed The Santa Maria, The Catab/zer, dinal's service. Miss Margaret Bur­ offices of vice-president, treasurer, roughs is in the character of Marion. and The Lawyer. and secretary, respectively. Editors Speak Desnoyers is treasurer of the junior Stritch Plays Francois class this year. McCabe as master of ceremonies Joseph, a Capuchin monk, played by was introduced by the Reverend Law­ Joseph McCabe, and Francois, the Cardinal's youthful page, played by rence Broughal, C.S.C, chairman of Arthur Sandusky, Editor-in-Chief of the Faculty Board of Publications, Thomas Stritch, aid the Cardinal in the Dome; Charles E. Sheedy, Editor- who first congratulated the outgoing bringring the conspiracy to a head, in-Chief of Scrip, the four incoming editors, in the name of the Univer­ with certain ensuing results. The editors, James Kearns, Joe Degnan, sity, on their work of the current characters of the play are well-de­ Paul McManus and Louis Hruby, year. fined, the plot clever, the action vig­ The Reverend Leo L. Ward, C.S.C, orous, dramatic, and colorful. De McCabe then called upon the other the Reverend Thomas Lahey, C.S.C, Mauprat and Julie tender the love in­ speakers of the evening in the fol­ and the Reverend James McDonald, terest. lowing order: Edmund A. Stephan, C.S.C, all members of the faculty Costuming and scenery add much to Editor-in-Chief of THE SCHOLASTIC; board. - (Continued on Page 27) May 12, 1933 Seven. FR. CARKICO ANNODNCES Art Work, Make-up, Satire, EXANINATION SCHEDULE Surpassing In 1933 'Dome* Tests Will Be Held May 29 to June 1. "Dome" Cards Sent To Students Whose Accounts BOOK OUT MONDAY The semester examinations in all Are Settled Up To Date the colleges of the University will be Stritch's Writing, Beaulaurier's held on the Monday, Tuesday, Wed­ Drawings Excel in Editor The distribution of the Dome nesday, and Thursday morning, of cards will be completed by this eve­ Sandusky's Annual. May 29th to June the 1st, according to the following schedule: ning. By Edmund Stephan Classes taught at u-ill bs examined at Only those students who have set­ S:00 on Monday S:00 on Monday tled their acocunts with the Univer­ The Dome will be out the early 9:00 on Monday 9:00 on Wednesday sity will receive a card. Those stu­ part of next week. Unassumingly, 10:00 an Monday 10:00 on Monday dents who have not made a settlement and in a decidedly relaxed sort of 11:00 on Mo-nday 10:00 on Wednesday way, Art Sandusky made the an- 1:15 on Monday 1:15 on Monday will receive their card from the Sec­ 2:15 on Monday 3:15 on Monday retary when the account has been 3:15 on Monday 3:15 on Wednesday properly arranged. S:00 on Tuesday 1:15 on Wednesday 9:00 on Tuesday S:00 on Thursday Those students whose accounts with 10:00 on Tuesday 10:00 on Tuesday the University have been settled and 11:00 on Tuesday 10:00 on Thursday 1:15 on Tuesday 1:15 on Tuesday who have not received their card are 2:15 on Tuesday 3:15 on Tuesday to call at the Publications Office on J: 15 on Tuesday 7:00 on Wednesday Saturday morning. Classes taught any day at 4:15 Follow the instructions on the card. will be examined at 7:00 p. m. on Present your card personally. Come Monday. Classes taught any evening on the day and hour assigned. at 7:00 p. m. will be examined at 7:00 p. m. on Tuesday. There will be no examination from 8:00 to 10:00 13th Annual Chemistry Club Tuesday morning (Memorial Day). Banquet Held This Week The time of the examination in any course not provided for in the The thirteenth annual Chemistry schedule above will be fixed, by the Club Banquet was held Wednesday teacher of the course. The period for night at 6:30 in the Knights of Co­ each of the semester examinations lumbus Hall, South Bend. A Swiss ARTIIUR SANDUSKY will be one hour and fifty minutes. steak dinner was served to an as­ He icas an organizer. Any examination taken outside these sembly of sixty-four members and four assigned will not be valid. guests, the largest number ever to at­ nouncement to THE SCHOLASTIC yes­ Monday in the left column of the tend this affair. terday afternoon. Nine months of schedule means Monday, Wednesday, Daniel Nolan, of the Chemistry De­ minute, meticulous, trying labor were or Friday; Tuesday means Tuesday, partment, presided as master of cere­ over. The editor-in-chief handed us Thursday, or Saturday. monies. He called upon members of an advance copy. All students are to take their ex­ the graduating class, and several We have seen enough year books aminations with their proper sections. faculty members for speeches. to know what to expect in the way There will be no permission for any­ Professor H. B. Froning, head of of originality. Invariably and neces­ one to shift to another section of a the Chemistry department, gave the sarily, the written content pertains course. principal address of the evening. He to the same subjects. The same —Director of Studies. discussed the growth of the Univer­ faculty faces, the same end runs, the sity's Chemistry and Chemical Engi­ same Sorin steps—they simply have Hero at Missouri College neering departments in the last five to be there. Novelties must be sought years, and hinted at prospective ex­ in more subtle comers. And there pansion. Professor Froning remarked lies one of the biggest stumbling Warrensburg, Mo.—Charles Child­ that the freshmen registered for next ress is being hailed as this year's blocks for the editor of any annual. year are the largest group to register Sandusky must have realized all hero at the Central Missouri State for Chemical Engineering. Teachers College here. this when he rolled up his sleeves. He Suffering with a pulled muscle be­ picked Leo Beaulaurier as his art tween the hip and the knee, Childress Junior Pin Notice editor, and an exquisite performance nevertheless bore the pain through­ was the result. Choosing the coimtry- out the recent Kansas Relays at the The Junior class pin committee an­ wide character of the Notre Dame University of Kansas, and took the nounced this week that the final date student body as his dominant motif, decathlon title in two days of gruel­ for purchasing pins has been set at Beaulaurier makes his points with ling events. May 24. (Continued on Page 11) Eight The Scholastic UGHT AND SOUND WAVES MAN ABOUT THE CAMPUS DISCUSSED BY ENGINEER By William J. Kennedy General Electric Head Gives holding them back. They've forgot­ This is the story of a man with a Secrets of Science. 96.5 Average. Not an average aver­ ten who did the collecting! age mind you, but a Special Capital And one more story: It happened in A Average. Y'know, that sort of per­ front of the Engineering Building By Edward IMansfield cent for four years' work isn't half A stiff white shirt front reflected bad; then when you consider that Mr. mmw^ a dull red beam on to a photo-electric Leding plays varsity football — well, cell, or "electric eye," and the lilting that makes it nothing short of mar­ rhythm of "Good Night, Sweetheart," velous. Yes, marvelous. transmitted by the ray of light from a phonograph offstage, came undis- jVIichael John Leding is the full torted from a loudspeaker—and John name, and he hails originally from Bellamy Taylor, General Electric con­ the midwestern metropolis of Oglesby, sulting engineer, went on unconcern­ 111. Of course now he lives, more or edly to further amazing feats in his less, in South Bend. There's a tale lecture on "Audible Light," at the an­ concerning his younger days in Ogles­ nual demonstration of the American by that he tells on himself, perhaps Institute of Electrical Engineers last to save other people the trouble. It Tuesday evening. May 16. seems that one day a blizzard hit the town and young Michael was packed Two Hour Program off to school with his lunch under his arm so that he wouldn't have to Appearing before an appreciative trudge back again in the storm. audience which filled the Hall of En­ Reaching the schoolhouse, he made gineering auditorium, Mr. Taylor led the terrifying discovery that a shoe­ his hearers through an absorbing two- lace was loose, and being a stickler MICHAEL JOHN LEDING hour program. From the opening Plays handball for nickels. for dress in those days, Mike imme­ demonstration in which he showed diately about-faced and shuffled off that an ordinary incandescent lamp home to have it tied. Sounds silly, where a class was engaged in some will produce a roar when its beams but it probably seemed like a good open-air work. One chap remarked are caught by a photo-eelctric cell idea at the time. that the gym was such-and-such a and amplified, to his closing words of distance away; Leding said it was thanks coming from a movie film Monotonous Hundreds not, and immediately started to prove sound track, the wizard with wires his point by stepping off the inter­ entertained and instructed his audi­ Leding, to get back to the present, vening yards. He hadn't gone far ence. is a football Monogrammer. A left when he realized that the combina­ Sound is a physical state of affairs, tackle Monogrammer, to be explicit. tion of three days' rain and the grass- and not necessarily a human sensa­ Still he doesn't allow that to inter­ less prairie wasn't going to make his tion following the reception of a vi­ fere with little side activities, such as journey any more pleasant. So de­ bration, the scientist explained at the his course in Electrical Engineering. spite a constant sinking sensation (of outset. The new "Audible light" and He goes right on passing quizzes, ex­ one foot) and the encouraging cries that combination of light and sound aminations, subjects and the like, day from the rear, he kept doggedly on found in thunder and fire are not the after day, month after month, and, of his way until he reached the gym. same at all, he further pointed out. course, year after year. It must be There the story ends. Whether Led- The sound and light found in fire, for terribly monotonous to get nothing ing's guess at the distance was cor­ example, are merely exterior signs of but hundreds, but then that needn't rect, remains unknown. It's doubtful the chemical actions taking place. worry us. whether Leding himself remembers. Electric Eye' Magic The summer months usually find No Lady's Man, He That lights of different frequency Mike supervising a bunch of children PERSONALISTICS: Mike, up to and intensity produce varying tones in a local playground, settling vio­ the time we went to press, hadn't was shown by the range from the lent juvenile battles, organizing base­ done much about this woman thing deep roar produced by an ordinary ball leagues within the park, and all you hear people speak of, but he lamp to the varying siren-like pitch the rest of it. This year, however, threatens to give in any day now . . . of a tiny lamp receiving its power the grounds will not be open, as the From all reports, he wants to wrestle from a hand-operated dynamo. These powers that be have decided that the everyone he meets, and that would lights were held in the beam of the kids enjoyed themselves too much. never do . . . He holds onto a prefer­ "electric eye," and the sound they Each Saturday morning Mike joins ence for blue, be it clothes or female produced came from a loud speaker three others and they play handball, singers . . . His favorite radio pro­ on the stage after passing through the loser paying five cents. These gram has very unkindly left the air. the necessary amplification equip­ nickels are collected and used, eventu­ It was a happy little quarter-hour, ment. ally, to buy a new ball. The boys called "The Adventures of the Secret After the transmission of phono­ have the price of the new ball now, Three" ... He drives the w. k Detroit graph and radio music over a space of and there's only one thing that's (Continued on Page UM (Continued on Page 15) May 19, 1933 Nine GLEE CLUB TO HAVE 32 IN TRAVELUNG SQUAD VOICE OF THE CAMPUS All letters to the Voice of the Campus must be addressed to the Editor of Prof. Casasanta And Group THE SCHOLASTIC, 119 Soi-in Hall. Names viust be signed in full. Initials xcill Ready For Tour. he used tipo7i request. —AND MORE WAR Thirty-two members of the Univer­ MISFITS sity Glee Club have been selected by Editor of THE SCHOLASTIC, Editor of THE SCHOLASTIC, Professor Joseph J. Casasanta to Dear Editor: Sir: The weekly menace in Wash­ make the summer trip. The tour, ar­ ington Hall is no longer a joke. The ranged by a private manager of art­ The developments of the past week past three movies that I have at­ ists and operatic stars, will include in Europe throw some valuable light tended have been completely ruined all the principal cities of the East on the possibility of permanent world by the puerile whistling and jeering and West. peace. When a man such as Hitler, of some of our hair-brained men palpably intoxicated with his newly about. Any normal person who at­ The following students will com­ acquired power, plans to scrap a prise the group to make the trip: tended the "Cavalcade" production of treaty which many consider to be the last Friday evening must have left Edward Butler, Robert Butler, Rob­ sole insurance of foreign tranquility, ert Cahill, William Casazza, Laur­ the Hall with the feeling that he what effect will all the resolutions, missed about half of the meaning of ence Chouinard, George Coady, James pacts, good intentions, etc., wield? Corrigan, Thomas Downs, John Egan, the picture. The show was meant to Alan Feeney, David Feferman, W. What somebody said in your 'Voice' be delicate, significant, stimulating; T. Flynn, William Fromm, Philip column a week ago is incontestably a goodly part of the audience was Geoghegan, Norbert Hart, John true: As long as we have human nat­ raucous, unappreciative, semi-civil­ Henry, Charles Jahr, John Kelly, ure we will have inevitable encroach­ ized: George Menard, Robert Nesbit, Jer­ ments upon the rights of others. And I haven't the money to go to a ome Roach, Daniel Rolfs, David Ryan, as long as we have invasions of an­ show downtown and I like the idea John Ryan, Maurice Scanlon, Richard other's liberty we will have war, war immensely of campus entertainment; Shields, Russell Stamper, and Justin and more war. but I refuse to subject the little aesthetic taste that I have to the Tompkins. Robert Devaney, Williani The best of luck to the student pandemonium that breaks loose once Murphy^ George Wenz, and James newspaper at Brown in its campaign a week in the scholarly environment Wade have been placed on the re­ against a reeognizedly uncivilized, im­ of a Hall populated by social misfits. serve list. practical, pre-historic practice, but Sincerely, L. S. 3Iay Sing In White House also a word of advice: You are try­ ing to make men, and by men I mean The Glee Club will give concerts in all men, reason in the face of a situ­ CHURCH COLLECTIONS all the leading theatres belonging to ation that is characterized by hyster- Dear Editor: both the R.K.O. and Leow's circuits. teria, selfish outlooks, conflicting Complaints in THE SCHOLASTIC The club will spend three weeks in rights. You are bucking the strong­ about the excessive lighting in Sacred New York City where they will make est instinct of human nature, that of Heart Church have resulted in a several shorts for a movie company. self preservation; and try as you pleasant correction. The ushers, how­ The first stop on the tour is sched­ may, you are attempting to solve a ever, continue to take up the collec­ uled for Washington, D. C, early in problem that has no answer. tion from the rear to the front. How June. Plans are being made for the Sincerely, many letters are necessary before members of the club to sing for the J. A. something is done? T. F. L. President of the United States at the White House. After fourteen weeks of singing, the group will end their Ludevig Concludes Talks Engineers to Relax tour at the Chicago Theater, in Chi­ cago. Mr. Frank M. Ludevig gave the Tickets are on sale in all the halls third and last talk of a series of lec­ for the annual picnic of the Engi­ W. H, Fromm is elected to tures on art. May 11th, in Washing­ neer's Club, to be held at Christiana ton Hall. Lake tomorrow. The price of the af­ Chairmanship of A. I. E. E. For over an hour Mr. Ludevig fair, including transportation, the use spoke on the topic, "Art in Everyday of boats and slides at the lake, and William H. Fromm, Jr., a junior in Life." He reviewed the methods of the picnic itself, has been set te the College of Engineering, was manufacturing throughout the ages, seventy-five cents for both engineer­ elected chairman of the Notre Dame and pointed out the combination of ing students and those from the other branch of the A.I.E.E. at the meeting beauty and utility in manufactured colleges. held last Wednesday. article.^;. Any student in the University may Other officers elected are: Mitchell Methods of evaluating the art in attend, but only those enrolled in the E. Saleh, vice-chairamn; John B. paintings and modem advertising College of Engineering are to have Land, secretary; and Charles W. were discussed. Finally, slides and the privilege of being excused from Mueller, treasurer. Saleh is a soph­ charts were used to illustrate prac­ classes. omore, and Land and Mueller are tical examples of art in commerce The lake-bound group will leave the juniors in Electrical Engineering. and industry. campus at 8:00 tomorrow morning. Ten The Scholastic N.D. TO ENimAIN 700 ITAUANS BANQUET IN News of the Week FACULTY DINING HALL By Paul Doyle. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS The spotlight of international inter­ Dept. of History Will Conduct Prof Manion, Fr. Miltner, And est shifted with rapidity last week. Dr. McMahon Speak. In the early part it was centered on Tours About Campus. Germany. The United States, Eng­ By Joseph Bucci land, and France were aligned against Next Tuesday, May 28, the Univer­ Germany because of its belligerent at­ sity will be host to approximately 700 Culminating their activity for the titude. It was prophesied that Hitler high school pupils of Northern Indi­ year, the Italian Club held their would, on Wednesday, declare Ger­ ana. This group, consisting of stu­ annual banquet Wednesday evening, many's right to rearm. dents from Elkhart, Goshen, La Porte, May 17, in the faculty dining room South Bend, and surrounding towns, of the University Dining Hall. A is visiting spots of historical impor­ number of prominent guests w^ere The attention of the world came tance in the vicinity and at the Uni­ present, some of which addressed the next to the United States when Presi­ versity. group. Fifty students attended. dent Roosevelt addressed the nations A program for their entertainment Following the introduction of Presi­ of the world with his policy for the has been arranged by the Department dent-elect Emilio J. Gervasio by ex- preservation of peace. Besides back­ of History of the University. The president Jerome Ferrara, Professor ing the McDonald peace project, he of­ Reverend John M. Ryan, C.S.C, will Clarence E. Manion, of the College of fered a supplementary plan. Namely, act as chairman of the activities. Law, toast-master of the occasion, that all nations, once disarmed, should The students will be escorted about spoke. Professor Manion's humorous enter into a non-aggressive pact—i. e. the campus and then they will as­ anecdotes and witty remarks proved a solemn promise to send no armed semble in Washington Hall where his worth in that capacity and kept force of whatsoever nature across they will be addressed by Professor the spirits of the assembled members their frontiers. Clarence E. Manion, of the College of in a light vein throughout the eve­ Law, on "The History of Notre Dame ning. and the part it plays in Indiana His­ Dr. McMahon Talks The world then waited to see what tory." Reverend Michael A. Mulcaire, Hitler would say on the following day, C.S.C, vice-president of the Univer­ Dr. Francis E. McMahon, of the De­ so across the Atlantic once more sity, a representative of the State partment of Philosophy, opened the flashed the beacon of interest. And Board of Education, and Mr. Allen, speaking program with a discussion Hitler, speaking before the Reichstag, Superintendent of Schools in South of the history and importance of pulled a clever diplomatic stroke—^he Bend, will also address the assem­ Sienna in art and literature. Dr. Mc­ did not ask the right to rearm; he blage. Mahon was well acquainted with his promised cooperation with the Roose­ Music for the occasion will be fur­ subject, having spent some time trav­ velt policy. His plan for the equality nished by Professor Joseph J. Casa- eling in Italy last summer, enjoying of Germany fits nicely into the plans santa and the Department of Music especially a three months' stay in of Roosevelt. He pointed out that of the University. Sienna. Reverend Charles C. Miltner, Germany was already disarmed, and C.S.C, Dean of the College of Arts all it desired was the equal disarma­ and Letters, followed with a consid- ment of other nations. ation of the advantages of foreign SULLIVAN AWARDS languages in the modem world of to­ (Continued from Page 5) day. He stressed their importance in Thus curiosity is now drawn to­ interpreting the various worlds of ward France to learn what her policy The Sullivan Scholarships were es­ thought. will be in the adjusted situation. But tablished in June, 1922, by a gift of Tom Conley, captain of Notre France does not want the interna­ $15,000 from Mrs. Leo Sullivan Cum- Dame's 1930 national champions, re­ tional interest and may attempt to mings and Mrs. Thomas Sullivan lated some of his experiences while deflect its light again toward Ger­ Brennan, of Chicago, in memory of here at school and warned students many—^by demanding proof from Ger­ their father, the late Roger C. Sulli­ against the spirit of cynicism toward many that she will follow the outlined van, of Chicago. Reverend William collegiate principles and tradition course. And again she may raise the H. Molony, C.S.C, rector of Walsh which is prevalent today. The prin­ question:—^Are not the Nazi storm- hall, is the chairman of the Commit­ cipal speaker of the occasion was troopers and the Steel Helmet organ­ tee on Prizes and Awards. Cavaliere Dr. A. La Penta, Royal izations to be counted as military Italian consul at Indianapolis. Dr. forces under disarmament plans? La Penta addressed the body in Ital­ ian, pointing -out the prominent posi­ ings, improvement of slum districts, tions held by Italians in all fields of Comparatively neglected with re­ etc. progress, and urging the students to gard to publicity was the introduction continue their work in their mother into Congress of President Roosevelt's The bill also authorizes industries tongue. Public Works — Industrial Regulation to come together in voluntary agree­ During the evening, a program of bill. Under its sections power is ments for fixing minimum wages, reg­ Italian songs Including, "O Solo Mio,'.' granted to carry out a $3,300,000,000 ulating work hours, and stabilizing and "The Prologue From Pagliacca," public works program. The money is production. If necessary the Presi­ was rendered by RussellStemper. to be spent for highways, public build- dent can compel such agreements. Mmj 12, 1933 Eleven

Hasley Wins Recognition In FEIWIGER WINS FROSH Catholic Poetry Society N.D. UBRARY RECEIVES ORATORICAL CONTEST NEW SUPPLY OF BOOKS Louis Hasley, of the English De­ partment, has again received recog­ Defeats Five Speakers With nition from the Catholic Poetry Soc­ FieJd of History Prominent in Tariff as Subject. iety of America. His poem entitled New Shipment. Premature Epitaph—to e. e. c, won William Feiwiger, Commerce honorable mention in the May contest Again the University Library an­ School, won the Freshman Oratorical sponsored by that organization. In nounces the addition of new books Contest and the ten dollar prize this February he took first place in a like that may be obtained at the circula­ week. Feiwiger, talking on the tariff, contest. tion Desk. Many books dealing with defeated five opponents in this con­ The poem might be termed a whim­ the current problems of the day have test held Wednesday afternoon in the sical, satirical epitaph. It is addressed been secured, especially along the Auditorium of the Law Building. to E. E. Cummings, an eccentric poet lines of history. The winning orator discussed the and critic of the present day, who has History of Gennanij, by Herman vital problem of the tariff, advocat­ gained something of a reputation for Pinnow proves of interest in refer­ ing tariff reduction as a means to his odd typography and unusual ence to the recent political difficul­ world recovery of prosperity. The forms of rhetoric and grammar. ties which are at the present time speaker chose a problem that is on Among other things he starts sen­ sweeping over Germany and its the lips of all world statesmen at tences with small letters, scatters neighboring countries. present. punctuation marks throughout his Roosevelt's "Looking Forward" Justin Hannen, Bernard McCaffery, composition with seemingly abandon, C.S.C, John Gairey, C.S.C, Matthew and signs his name, "e. e. c." Hasley Eddington's Expayiding Universe, Leary, and Theodore Prekowitz were uses some eccentricities of the style which is referred to frequently by the other orators in this speech con­ of Mr. Cummings to make the satir­ students in Cosmology, is also a new test. According to the judges, it was ical thrust in his work more effective. addition of note. This book has cre­ an excellent contest, and each orator ated interest in its specific field and is did a splendid piece of work. styled as being one that is easy to Probation Grads Will Begin understand by those not familiar The three judges were Professors Field Work About June 5 with the scientific phrases and meth­ Earl Langwell and David Campbell, ods. and William Kirby, law student. Ma­ The graduate students and seniors From one of the most famous men terial and presentation were consid­ in the Probation Work curriculum in the United State there comes a ered in the decision. who will complete their courses an-1 book. Looking Fonvard. The author With this contest ends the forensic field work at the University, June 4, is President Franklin Delano Roose­ season for the University of Notre have received their field work assign­ velt. This book is listed under his­ Dame. ments for the summer. Starting the tory and description and should day after commencement, these men prove of interest to students of his­ "DOME" OUT MONDAY will begin three months of full-time tory and economics. (Continued from Page 7) family case work experience with the A list of some of the most out­ following agencies: United Charities standing books received follows: of Chicago, Children's Aid Society of some admirable paintings of repre­ History and Description: History Detroit, Kansas City Provident Asso­ of Germany, by Hermann Pinnow; sentative sights: The New York Har­ ciation, and the Catholic Charities of Looking Forward, by Franklin • Del­ bor, a World's Fair Building, a Rocky New York City. ano Roosevelt; Lonely America, by Mountain scene and a California Mis­ This three months experience in Theodore L. Stoddard, and Recent sion. family case work is a part of the Social Trends in the United States, What is unprecedented about the nine months apprenticeship period re­ by President's research committee on motif of the 1933 Dome is the fact it quired of all Probation Work gradu­ Social Trends. harmonizes perfectly with the content ates. The remaining months will be Economic History: Profits or Pros­ of the book. spent in probation or parole depart­ perity, by Henry P. Fairchild. Of paramount importance in any ments, or in correctional institutions. Religion: Progress and Religion, annual is the photography. Moffet It is expected that nine students will by Christopher H. Dawson; Catholic and Russell of Chicago have seen to be eligible for this field work exper­ Colonial Maryland, by Henry S. it that everybody looks handsome, ience by Commencement time. Spalding, S.J. and in addition, have done some truly Fiction: Mutiyiy on the Bounty, by finished work on campus scenes. We didn't have time to see the C. B. Nordhoff. The written material of the Dome Dome steadily or see it whole, but a Civilization and Culture: Adven­ is cared for with English major few more things about it were instant­ ture of Ideas, by Alfred N. White­ finesse. Write-ups of the halls and ly obvious: Its organization was care­ head. clubs are a bit changed; the sport ful and long visioned; its editor, ob- Education: The Pedagogical ^Value section is quite adequate. Tom ser\'ant and efficient; and his assist­ of the Tniefalse E.vamination, by A. Stritch's satire section is the apothe- ants well suited to their jobs. W. Cocks. sis of campus wit, and Gerry Doyle's The greater the effort, they say, Fine Arts: Arts for Schools and accompanying sketches of Notre the greater the satisfaction. If so. Colleges, by Peter S. Smyih. Dame student life are masterful little Editor Sandusky is an unusually hap­ Literature: Farewell Miss Jidie bits. py journalirt tonight. Logan, by Sir James M. Barrie, bart. Twelve The Scholastic rUBUSIIERS OFFER $200 WINS AWARD K.C.riCinCWILLBE FOR LITERARY LETTERS HELD mt THURSDAY

Contest is For Undergraduate 125 Will Attend Annual Criticism of Fiction. Knights* Frolic.

Mr. Thomas H. Uzzell, editor of Thursday morning. May 25, at 10 Short Stori/ Hits—19-32, and Har- o'clock, 125 or more of the local court, Brace and Company, publish­ Knights of Columbus will leave the ers, are offering prizes for the best campus via the Interurban for Hud­ informal undergraduate criticism of son Lake where they will hold their current American magazine fiction. annual picnic outing. This is one of The winning letter will be printed in the Council's informal affairs. the critical section of Short Stori/ Hits—19^3. Joseph D. Clark, senior in the Col­ Requirements: lege of Commerce, the general chair­ l.The letters must be soundly critic­ man of the picnic, reports that a al, not impressionistic. None will light lunch will be enjoyed early in be considered which does not give the afternoon with a Knightly sup­ per in the evening. The supper will evidence of thoughtful examination John Carbine,sophomore in the Col­ and study of the magazines. No climax the events of the morning and lege of Arts and Letters, given sec­ afternoon. criticism, therefore, should be at­ ond year Sullivan Scholarship. tempted without the reading of at To Attend R. P. I. least two big circulation magazines over a period of three months or MAN ABOUT Sports, indoor baseball, tennis, more, and at least two of the lit­ (Continued from Pajre 8) boating, swimming (if weather per­ erary magazines. mits) and other forms of recreation are xmder the direction of "Kitty" (For an explanation of these edit­ four-wheeler . . . Reads Sabatini and Gorman. Gorman will supervise sev­ orial groupings, see the Preface to that weekly nickel mag (Who are eral other interesting forms of enter­ Short Story Hits—1932) we to give free advertising) that's tainment. 2. The letters must interpret this fic­ first cousin to the New York Times in bulk . . . Serves in Dillon chapel tion in relation to the interests of District Deputy Grand Knight every morning. the undergraduate reader group, Louis Buckley of South Bend will specifically. Varies his minor sports schedule by attend the picnic as well as other S. The letters which are acceptable on whacking balls aroung golf courses, prominent Knights from the South the above points will be graded tennis courts and ping pong tables Bend councils and vicinity. finally on effectiveness of presenta­ . . . Won a baseball Monogram at tion. Central High d. t. (downtown, to you) The various chairmanships for the . . . Got his greatest gridiron thrill in picnic are as follows: Tickets—Ed­ Conditions of the Contest: the last Navy game . . . Holds mem­ mund Moriarity, refreshments — Jos­ Those eligible: Any undergraduate bership in Engineers' Club and the eph Miller and James Lovell, gifts student in any American college or A. I. E. E Runs the movies on — Paul Kreuz, sports—"Kitty" Gor­ university. the campus . . . He's Director of man, transportation —^Warren Closing date: November 1, 1933. Sound Equipment . . . When the reel Schwantes, arrangements — Francis Length: Maximum, 4,000 words. breaks, a different Sound Equipment Marley, and programs—George Len- The Prizes: First prize, $100; sec­ is directed at him. nartz. ond prize, $50; third prize, $25; fourth prize, $25. To Attend R. P. I. Incidentally (although not for him!) Further information as to the con­ Mike just completed his Thesis . . . Graduates Notice! ditions of the contest w-ill be mailed Calls it "Designing Electrical Power on request to anyone who wishes to All students who are to receive de­ Plant" . . . Next year he goes on the participate. Address: Mr. Thomas H. grees on Sunday, the 4th of June, are trail of a Doctor's Degree from Rens­ Uzzell, 342 Madison Avenue, New entitled to ten invitations to the com­ selaer, in Troy, N. Y Fellow- York City. mencement exercises, and five tickets students have acquired the habit of of admission to each exercise on Sun­ checking their answers by his paper day, June 4th. Notice ... He feels the responsibility and The list containing the names of becomes greatly agitated when 100% Invitations and tickets will be given the Freshmen who are eligible to se­ isn't in sight during a quiz . . . Rubs out from the Alumni Office, on the lect rooms in the Sophomore halls for his hands fiercely on his knees and first floor of the Main Building on next year and the order in which they the magic Grenii does the problem for Friday, May 19th, from 8:00 a. m. to must appear to make their selections him .... According to his Profs, 4:00 p. m., and on Saturday, May was posted Wednesday of this week. when he encounters a strange ques­ 20th, from 8:00 a. m. to 12.00 m. No The assignment of the rooms by the tion, he. "puts meat around the dry tickets will be given out at any other Registrar will begin Monday morning bones of Mathematics" . . . Which, time. at nine o'clock, at the Registrar's of­ in plain words, means just about what Rev. Charles A. McAllister, C.S.C, fice. you think it does. in charge. May 19, 1933 Thirteen

SANDDSKY ELECTED NEW JUNIOR WINNER riNAL BAND CONCERT HEAD OF WRANGLERS TO BE GIVEN SUNDAY

John Logan Chosen Secretary; Varied Program Arranged For Banquet Next Week. Last Appearance. The last of the open air band con­ Arthur A. Sandusky and John certs will be given this Sunday eve­ Logan will be president and secretary ning from the front porch of the of the Wranglers for the school Main Building. The concert is sched­ year of 1933-34. Both men are at uled to begin at 6:20, following din­ present members of the junior class ner. and have been Wranglers for two Prof. Casasanta and his bandsters years. They were elected last Mon­ will play the following numbers: day evening. I. Marches They will fill the vacancies left by a. "The U. S. Field Artillery the departure of James J. Boyle and March," by Sousa. Thomas O'Meara who held these po­ b. "On the Campus," by Goldman. sitions this year and who are gradu­ II. Processional March ating in June. "Pomp and Chivalry," by Roberts Sandusky will be particularly fitted Robert Rainey, a member of the III. Motet for the position of president inas­ present Junior Class, who is the re­ "Ave Maria," by Bach-Gounod. much as he is an excellent speaker. cipient of a S2illivayi Scholarship. IV. Comet Solo, played by Paul Logan served on several committees Guameri. this year and became sufficiently "Believe Me, If All Those En­ qualified to carry the secretarial dearing Young ChaiTiis," by 'The Scholastic,' 50 Years Ago duties of the society. De Witt. V. IVIilitary March Fr. Cavanaugh At Banquet May 9, 1883 — Last Sunday the "Pomp and Circumstance," by The new officers will be elevated to First Coimnunion boys took their Elgar. their offices at the annual formal promised trip to St. Joseph's Farm. VI. "Or Man River," by Kern banquet to be held sometime next Accompanied by their worthy Direc­ Solo by John Ryan. week. Arthur Korzeneski, who is ar­ tor and a nimiber of invited guests, VII. "University Grand March," by ranging the dinner, reported that they went bowling along through the Goldman. plans were still indefinite as to the rich farming country of Harris Prairie. The time on the road was date or time it would occur. Members Professors Cooney, Farrell of the Wranglers are requested to passed pleasantly, jokes and laughter resounding through the circumam­ Home from Southern Tour watch for a notice to be posted soon, bient atmosphere, to say nothing of containing this information. the aesthetic delight created by the Dr. John M. Cooney, head of the The banquet marks the official close sight of the beautiful landscape. Aft­ Department of Journalism, and Pro­ of activities for this year, and at the er dinner they separated once more, fessor William E. Farrell, of the De­ same time permits the retiring Sen­ some to amuse themselves riding partment of History, returned from a ior members to bid their adieu. horses, others looking at the fine week's trip to Kentucky and Tennes­ Father John Cavanaugh, C.S.C., stock, beautiful fields, clear streams; see last Friday. They addressed high chaplain of the society, will attend and others, still, in playing diiferent school assemblies and interviewed in­ the banquet and will speak. games, swinging, jumping, etc. dividual students at three schools in Nashville, Tennessee, two in Louis­ ville, Kentucky, and two in Bards- Cincinnati Club Holds Its N. D. Band Participates town, Kentucky. Both public and Last Meeting of School Year Catholic schools were visited, and the in May Blossom Fete two Notre Dame professors reported On the evening of May 15, the that they were welcomed most hospi­ Cincinnati Club held its annual fare­ Saturday, May 13, the Notre Dame tably, and that the University was well banquet at the Rose Marie Tea Band participated in the annual Blos­ accorded much praise by the authori­ Room in honor of its graduating som Festival, at Benton Harbor, ties of the southern institutions. members, all of whom expressed their Michigan. Arriving at ten o'clock "A definite change for the better in regrets upon the cessation of their the personnel of the Band had dinner business conditions, judging from school and campus club life. and made ready to form for the pa­ what we saw and heard during our Election of next year's officers went rade at noon. brief stay, is in evidence," Dr. Cooney to these men: Robert Chenal, presi­ "Victory March," "Hike Song," and said in answer to a question concern­ dent; Fred Sullivan, secretary; and "Irish Backs" were played during ing the state of economic aifairs in Robt. Van Lahr, treasurer. the three-mile march from St. Joseph that section of the Southland visited. In order to boost its membership to Benton Harbor. After the parade, "Of course, things are bad there, as the club will engage in an active "Go the bandsmen were entertained at they are everywhere, but the main to Notre Dame Drive" at home this Benton Harbor returning to the cam­ thing is that indications are favor­ summer. pus at midnight. able," the journalism professor stated. Fourteen The Scholastic Monogram Ball Held Last Night

Two Hundred Couples Attend Final Dance of Year At Palais Royale; Marty Ross* Orchestra Plays m

THOMAS A. GORMAN JAMES M. HARRIS General Chairman Monogram Club President

MISS DOROTHY HOGAN MRS. JAMES HARRIS Guest of the Chairman Guest of the President

Notre Dame's social season official­ In charge of this year's formal Ohio, attending with President Har­ ly closed last night when the Mono­ were James M. Harris, '33, president ris, and Miss Dorothy Hogan, of Chi­ gram Club. Formal, the final under­ of the Monogram Club, and Thomas cago, guest of general chairman Gor­ graduate dance of the year, was held A. Gorman, '34, general chairman of man. in the Palais Royale ballroom. List Of Committees Following the yearly custom of the The complete roster of committees club, the dance was strictly an invi­ that aided in arranging the dance tational aiTair. Some two hundred were as follows: couples, including club members, Music: Norman J. Greeney, chair­ friends, and guests, attended. Marty man; Anthony W. Wirry, Joseph Ross and his orchestra furnished the Kurth, Frederick MacBeth, Hugh J. music for the dance between the Devore, and John Baldwin. hours of nine and midnight. Arrangements: Nicholas P. Lukats, Use High Jink's Proceeds chairman; Edward W. Krause, Jo­ seph Young, James McGrath, and The custom of sponsoring a strictly Joseph Voegele. invitational dance has been possible for the Monogram Club because of Entertainment: Daniel Hanley, the perennial success of its annual chairman; Raymond Brancheau, Law­ the dance. All arrangements were "Absurdities" production. The revue rence O'Neill, James Leonard, Frank handled by committees composed of produced this year, the "High Jinks LaBorhe, and Leo Cummins. monogram winners, members of the of 1933," was staged two weeks ago sponsoring club. Tickets: Michael Koken, chairman; and enjoyed unusual success, playing Dennis O'Keefe, Charles Jaskwhich, to capacity audiences at all of the As guests of honor at the affair Lawrence Vejar, Paul Kane, and Wilr performances. were Mrs. James Harris, of Bellaire, liam Powell. May 12, 1933 Fifteen GLEE CLUB PRESENTS CONCERT TUESDAY EVE Dillon, Alumni Stations

Traveling Personnel Entertains Made In Oberammergau Students with Songs. By Paul Doyle

The Notre Dame Glee Club enter­ They are unpretentious people, the eighth century when the artisans tained the student body in an in­ these peasant folks of Oberammergau, of China executed their fantastic ori­ formal concert on the main quad­ yet to them we are indebted for the ental art in this medium. The Egyp­ rangle Tuesday evening. Under the skill which produces such artistic tians, also, to some small extent direction of Prof. Casasanta, with masterpieces of a forgotten skill as worked in wood, and this custom fi­ announcements by Eoger Beirne, a may be seen on the walls of the Dil­ nally came to Europe, where in its 40-minute program was presented. lon and Alumni chapels, for from the hands it received its greatest develop­ The following selections were sung Black Forest of southern Germany ment. by the gleesters: come those wood-carved stations that I. Motets have just been installed. Wood Carving Art a. "Laudate Patrem," by Guonod Oberammergau, a small town of less The fourteenth and fifteenth cen­ b. "Plorate Filii Israel." than two thousand Bavarians, is sit­ turies saw the art in Europe one of c. "Ave Maria," by Vittoria. uated at the' foothills of the Kofel the most popular of crafts. Up until II. Part Songs Mountains, sixty miles south and west that time workers in wood had mere­ a. "Mascot of the Troop," by of Munich. It was here in 1633, when ly copied the methods and designs of Herbert, threatened by a terrible plague that stone sculptors. They were a long b. "Night March," by Kuntz. devastated the village, that the vil­ time realizing that while stone must c. "Czecho - Slovakian Dance lagers made a solemn vow to re-enact be worked in cubic blocks, wood is Song," by Krone. the Passion of the Redeemer every best worked in thin rectangular III. "Gloria" — from Second Mass ten years "for the rest of time." The pieces. But that point realized, the "des Orpheonistes," by Guonod. production of such a drama was not wood worker canned for himself a IV. "Victory March," by Shea. new to these people, for even prior to high place in the artistic world. The Glee Club quartet featuring this time they had been instructed in Churches of the period were covered William Fromm, Tom Flynn, Justin holy plays by the religious of the with wood-carved ornamentations; the Tompkins, and John Henry sang sev­ community. But now the plays, in­ doors of the churches, the backs of eral popular selections at the close of stead of being optional, became an ob­ the kneeling benches, the rafters and the program. ligation. beams overhead, the communion rails, everything in fact was a subject for LIGHT AND SOUND Presentation This Summer lace-like designs and figures. One of (Continued from Page 8) And ever since that time — while the most beautiful examples of that art in this country is the interior of mystery plays were becoming less re­ forty feet on a beam of light, Mr. Bond Chapel on the University of ligious, more profane — this little vil­ Taylor showed how he had communi­ Chicago campus. cated with a ground station from the lage has remained faithful to its dirigible Los Angeles by means of a promise. And ever since 1S50 when The carvings of old were, of course, - beam from a searchlight. This feat they were discovered by the outside turned out completely by hand tools. attracted much attention a year or so world, great throngs have come to The pine carvings found in the chap­ ago, for the sound of the engineer's watch the eight-hour presentation of els, however, were worked out first voice was picked up by a specially uie Work of the Redemption, three by machine and finished fay hand. Af­ constructed ground station and broad­ hundred thousand making the pil­ ter the design had been laid out, a cast on a national hook-up. grimage to the open air theatre in machine fitted with drills, cuts to the From a point in the rear of the au­ lf!30. required depth in the block of wood. ditorium, the lecturer's voice was car­ In spite of the fact that the play The wood-carver then finishes and ried to the stage by a thin finger of was last presented only three years polishes the work. This art •will light which pierced the darkened hall ago, the players are deviating from never die out if our local examples and was caught by the uncanny pho­ their age-old custom and are to pre­ are any promise. to-electric cell on the stage. When sent the play again this summer in the light was not focused, no sound honor of the Holy Year. could be heard, but the moment that Sorry contact was made, the words of the The religious activities of this small speaker came clearly from the loud­ hill town are not confined, however, speaker. to the acting of the drama, for they The statement in the Knights of also devote time to the making of re­ An explanation of the modern Columbus story last week that ". . . ligious articles, such as crucifixes, sound film occupied the final part of the financial secretary's post is now statues, and stations of the Cross. Mr. Taylor's demonstration. Several held by Frank McGuire, succeeding strips of film were run through a ma­ From these work shops have come the Eli Abraham,"' was erroneous. Mr. chine which made audible his own new Stations. McGuire is the new recording secre­ voice, thanking his audience for its These Stations are the work of an tary, William Murphy is the treasurer attention, and expressing the hope art that is nearly forgotten, that of for 1933-'34, and Mr. Abraham retains that the demonstration had been en­ wood-carving. The earliest art work the position of financial secretary for joyable. in this material goes back to about next year. Si-rteen The Scholastic Commencement Program ART WORK DISPLAYED Issued In Complete Form IN LOBDY OF LIBRARY Work of Becvar, Beaulaurier, The following general program of the Eighty-ninth Annual Commence­ Bednar, O'Connor Shown. ment to be held at the University on June 2, 3 and 4, was released by Notre Dame officials this week. All programs are on Central Standard Time. By Timothy Donovan V The spring art exhibit of student work at Notre Dame opened last Sunday in the University Library. Friday, June 2 This public showing of fine and com- Alumni Registration, Alumni Hall, Dillon Hall, Howard Hall, for -mercial art work will extend until after Commencement. campus residence. Alumni Office for Seniors and non-campus One of the best paintings is that of registrants. St. Thomas Aquinas by John Bednar, The Alumni Golf Tournament Will Open Friday on the University- C.S.C. The composition of the figure William J. Burke 18-Hole Course on the campus. and the still-life is excellent, while 12:45 P. M. President's Address to the Seniors, Washington Hall (Private.) the monastery background lends real­ ism to the work. 2:00 P. M. Baseball Game, Varsity vs. Alumni, Cartier Field. 4:30 P. M. Fourth Annual Meeting of the Council of Local Alumni Clubs, St. Thomas Popular Faculty Lounge, Dining Halls. The theses of Charles O'Connor 6:30 P. M. Reunion Dinners (By Private Arrangement of the Classes) and William Cannon depict the same 7:00 P. M. Concert by the University Band, Main Quadrangle. study. O'Connor and Bednar pictured St. Thomas with pated head, while 8:15 P. M. The University Theatre Presents "Richelieu," Washington Hall. Cannon followed the model, giving the figure a full head of hair. The V still-life work was different in each . case, one featuring a crucifix, while Saturday, June 3 another gave • prominence to a skull. The background for Bednar's paint­ Alumni Registration Continues as Above. ing is the wall of the Main building. Alumni Golf Tournament Continues. One painting shows St. Thomas as 8:00 A.M. Reunion Mass for the Deceased Alumni. an orderly worker; another pictures 9:30 A.M. Last Visit to Sacred Heart Church, Class of 1933 (Private). him at work at a disorderly desk. 10:00 A.M. Class Day Exercises and Award of Honors, Washington Hall. Beaulaurier Featured 12:00 M. Luncheon. The art editor of the Dome, Leo 2:00 P.M. Baseball, Michigan State College vs. Notre Dame, Cartier Field. Beaulaurier, exhibits a painting of a 6:00 P.M. Annual Alumni Banquet, East Hall, University Dining Halls. woodcarver. The man is working on (The Annual Business Meeting Will Follow the Banquet.)* a statue of the Blessed Virgin which 7:00 P.M. Concert, Studebaker Band, Main Quadrangle. is shown to the left foreground. A number of tools are visible about the 8:00 P.M. Concert, The Notre Dame Glee Club, Washington Hall. pictured room, with a statue of a bishop in the background. Beau­ V laurier also has an exceptionally life­ like painting of an old woman, and Sunday, June 4 his several other works include a portrait from life of Brother Canute. 8:30 A.M. Academic Procession. The shadowing in his picture is prob­ 9:00 A.M. Solemn Pontifical Mass (Place to be Decided). ably the best of any exhibited work. Baccalaureate Sermon, Rev. Charles E. Coughlin, Pastor of the He also has four small paintings de­ Shrine of the Little Flower, Royal Oak, Michigan. picting divisions of the nation, and one picturing. the buildings of the Music, Moreau Seminary Choir and the University Glee Club. University with a map of the United Mass Will be followed by the Blessing of the Senior Flag. States as the background. 11:00 A.M. Raising of the Senior Flag, Main Quadrangle. The paintiiig of Shakespeare's Music by the University Band. "Seven Ages of Man" by Arthur 12:00 M. Monogram Club Lxmcheon, University Dining Halls. Becvar, Dome and Juggler artist, drew much attention. Becvar's por­ 4:00 P.M. Awarding of Degrees, University Gymnasium. trait of a negro guard in oils and his Commencement Address, the Honorable Paul V. McNutt, Governor head of a football player is carried of the State of Indiana. out successfully. 8:00 P.M. Presentation of the Laetare Medal for 1933 to Mr. John McCor- James Shea, whose thesis is a dec- mack, University Gymnasium. (Continued on Page 17) May 19, 1933 Seventeen ST. MARY'S ALDHNAE TO Engineer Narrates Marvels HOLD DANCE ON NAY 23 Of Electrical Laboratory N, D. Students Permitted To By W. F. Fromm, Jr. Attend Affair in Niles. In the electrical laboratories on the he focuses a small neon lamp on the second floor of the massive, rambling coupling, and immediately we see the Special permission has been grant­ Engineering Building, neophyte engi­ stripe revolving very slowly; by vary­ ed to all Notre Dame students wish­ neers work with wonders, which, ing the frequency of the current flow­ ing to attend the Saint Mary's Col­ through continual association, seem ing through the lamp he can bring the lege Alumnae dance, by the Reverend commonplace to them. Yet it is truly stripe to an absolute standstill. Patrick H. Dolan, C.S.C, prefect of a "house of magic" — a place where Discipline of the University. anything is likely to happen, and fre­ The Reversing Motor The dance, sponsored by the newly quently does. Finally our mentor demonstrates an formed Allouez club, will be given at automatically reversing motor. He the Four Flags Hotel in Niles Mich­ The general laboratory, which is housed in a long bright room, pre­ completes the necessary mysterious igan, Tuesday evening, May 23, from connections and, throwing a switch, 9 until 12, daylight saving time. sents a bewildering sight with its ar­ ray of apparatus of every kind, its starts the motor, which gains speed, Music will be furnished by the comes to a quick stop and starts Notre Dame Jugglers. The commit­ dynamos crouching on their concrete pedestals like monarchs on their again in the opposite, direction. This tee in charge of the dance are doing procedure is repeated every few sec­ all in their power to make it a St. thrones. Here one finds such things as synchronous converters, rectifiers, onds. The instructor's detailed ex­ Mary's-Notre Dame party. transformers, circuit breakers, gen­ planation of it? aciion leaves us cold, By special arrangement with the erators, and motors of all tj'pes, although we gather that a series gen­ Yellow Taxi Company of Niles, seven rheostats, and condensers. A multi­ erator and a counter electromotive passenger cabs will be sent to the tude of sounds blend not inharraoni- force are involved. campus to take the Notre Dame ously into a symphony of rhythm At the far end of the lab, just to students to Niles. The rate will be and action—^here the well-bred hum of the left of the switch-board, is a fire­ 25 cents each way. St. Mary's girls an induction motor or the impudent proof door leading to a tiny observa­ living in the state of Michigan will buzz of a mercury arc rectifier, there tion balcony glued to the upper cor­ be allowed to attend the dance. the boastful crash of a circuit break­ ner of the immense high-tension lab­ Students wishing to purchase their er or the blatant clang of an auto­ oratory. One's breath catches a little tickets on the campus may do so from matic switch. At the farther end of as he steps onto the small platform, John Kennedy in Freshman Hall or the room is seen a large black switch­ for he stands two stories above the in room 325 Walsh Hall. Tickets are board bristling with jacks, switches, floor. The room is a huge square, as on sale at a dollar a couple. levers, and meters; to the right of it high as it is wide and long, and al­ is a high insulating fence to protect most the entire southern wall is com­ ART EXHIBIT the careless or uninitiated from the posed of windows which flood the (Continued from page 16) hidden power passing through three room with light. As yet the lab is huge transformers. A conspicuous innocent of any apparatus, but it sign proclaims in glaring red letters probably will not be long before ma­ orative panel that is to be put into that 5,000 volts are present in these chines for the production of extremely the entrance of Washington Hall, giants. high voltages and frequencies are in­ also painted a fine head of a football stalled. player. He also has a head of a Instructor Starts Things In The Telephone Lab young boy reproduced from life. An obliging instructor demonstrates Two excellent still-life studies in some of the apparatus. He connects, We return to the general laboratory pastel by Anthony Mulvany and an through a maze of wires, an auto­ and retrace our steps to the other outdoor study by Bednar are features matic starting panel with a direct end of the room, where, passing be­ of the exhibit. Other of Bednar's current motor. He presses a button, tween offices and instrument room, many contributions are a portrait of a relay on the panel snaps home, the we enter the telephone lab. It is a his mother and a painting of a young motor starts slowly; after a specified miniature central office complete in girl. time another relay closes, the motor every detail, from switchboards to Good technique is displayed in gathering speed, then another and dial equipment. Here we see in ac­ the commercial art work of Joseph B. still another, and finally the motor is tual operation the "magic operator" Hennion, whose posters won first operating at full speed. He pushes which responds to the commands of prize in the recent "High Jinks" com­ another button, all the relays open, the dial, making the required connec­ petition. Designs by William Dusch, and the motor slowly comes to a tion every single time without error. Gerald Doyle, and Richard Prezebel standstill. It is absorbing to watch the little of shields, personal monograms, and The instructor takes us to a motor- "finder" climb up until it can insert book plates are outstanding. Other generator set which has a horizontal its lever in the proper space—and a promising work is being exhibited by white stripe painted on the shaft bit awe-inspiring. One can't help Mulvaney and Edmund Switalski. An coupling. He starts the motor and feeling that there is something un­ exceptional likeness of Jerry Roach runs it at a speed of 1800 revolutions canny in the action of this compli­ by William Dusch is a feature of the a minute, and quite naturally the cated mechanism; it seems almost hu- charcoal drawings. stripe disappears altogether. But now (Continued on Pase 32) Eighteen The Scholastic COLLEGE PARADE

IN THESE TIMES TIME BRINGS ALL THINGS The student who dons the cap and gown At the University of Texas the only students next month is facing a much different world free from fees are the veterans of the World than when he graduated from high school four War and the Spanish American War. or more years ago. For one thing, he, himself, has changed. He has grown in college. History has been made in the eventful days QUIZZICAL VENGEANCE since March 4. The changes that have taken place in our fundamental governmental struc­ One of the professors at the University of ture have been so great, it is almost as though Texas has a vei"y effective way of punishing he were living through the period when the habitually tardy people. Every time he gets a constitution was drafted. In addition, the victim in one of his classes he gives him an changes in our economic structure and outlook hour quiz. have been so marked in the past few years, it is a changed world, economically and politic­ ally, that the senior steps into. JUST INCIDENTAL Walter Lippmann has said, ". . , we are To shine shoes,. to polish cars, to act as entering an era of construction in which we a solvent for garbage, to clean pipes, to be shall have to call up from within ourselves the taken straight as a beverage, are some of the last ounce of patient and laborious, critical and incidental uses Temple students find for mouth tolerant thought which we possess. . . These washes. are times of momentous change in the habits of men. Those who are privileged to live through the years ahead will see how history is made." MINNESOTA JUSTICE Woodrow Wilson, one of America's great­ est idealists and practical thinkers, said, "A University of Minnesota coeds are liable to man does not establish his claim to an edu­ a fine of $10 or a jail sentence,of six days if cation merely by showing his diploma. His they are captured wearing a fraternity pin. eyes must be lifted to some horizon which those less privileged than he have not been able to see," NO REST FOR THE WICKED The college student who has been well A Colgate professor recently required his grounded in the social sciences and liberal arts students to sleep in class so that he could should be able to grasp the problems of the new determine the most effective pitch for an alarm day much better than the person who has not clock. had that background. He should be able to understand the rapid changes in our economic and political structure, to act upon these PAGE MR. WEBSTER changes, intelligently and with a deep consid­ Senior members of the Williams Quarterly eration for economic justice and the rights of were asked to resign for printing such words his fellow men.—Oregon University Emerald as "gin, damn, rye, lousy, blonde, horticulture and pansy."

SHEAR ENOUGH! FOUR CENTS AMUSEMENT TAX The captain of the boxing team at the Uni­ versity of Florida makes his way through The average date a,t the University of school by running a barber shop — for coeds Maine costs $2.49, according to an estimate only. made during- the course of a debate there. May 12, 1933 Nineteen EDITORIALS

EUROPEAN MUDDLE that Mr. Roosevelt will play the Reading role. Following Herr Hitler's surprise address of From his performance to date, the United this week, a well known American newspaper States can be sure of tactful, sober, but aggres­ sive, statesmanship. man reviewed the speech over a national hook­ up. The Nazi lord, he said, had made moment­ ous, powerful statements. They would have HAIL TO THE NEW! desirable effects on world trade, and quiet the troubled international mind. But, he asks, is To James Kearns, Joseph Degnan, Louis Hitler sincere ? He proceeds to claim that he is Hruby, and Paul McManus, THE SCHOLASTIC not. proffers its best wishes for the coming year in Notre Dame .iournalism. Knowing the men as One does not have to hold a brief for the we do, we are certain that the University's four brown shirt to admit that the American in major publications are in safe hands, and that question is guilty of a rather one-sided outlook. progress and improvement will come inevitably. Does he not pre-determine the German Chan­ It is our hope that, regardless of campus ap­ cellor? If Hitler had asked for more arms he proval, which is by no means an unfailing cri­ would have been excoriated as a mad bellig­ terion, the Juggler continue in its present tone. erent. He asks for peace, and is said to be Many people who know their business say that planning some sinister next move. the changes made in the magazine this year rep­ In such a time as the present, even if some resents the biggest step forward in local jour­ be inclined to impugn the integrity of the Ger­ nalism during the past three or four years. Even man, it is unquestionably the best policy to the cynics might keep their tongues in their give him the benefit of the doubt. We talk cheeks for a little while longer. A good co-ed about mutual trust as being the basis of inter­ joke will unquestionably come along and- cheer national amity; we may as well start to prac­ them up. tice it. We would like to see more interest in Scrip. The spot where pressure seems to be most It is a plain, but somewhat inexplicable, fact that needed is in France. The French position, to half the student body is convinced that only the be sure, is different in many ways from any most remarkable kind of contribution receives ed­ other. She suspects the Germans even bring­ itorial attention. Such is the pathetic fallacy in ing gifts. She may refuse to disarm unless the the history of Scrip's content. The Dome, a mass United States pledges its support in the event of detailed work, demands not a regiment of staff of a German turn of mind. We are accordingly members, but a few exceedingly able ones. The placed in the embarrassing and paradoxical newly appointed editor, fortunately, is one of the position of demanding peace and simultan­ latter. eously making provisions for war. Many stud­ As for our own child, we know of nobody we ents of the world problem believe, however, would rather hand it to than Jim Keams. Work­ that while such a pact with France would not ing sedulously under three editors, he has primed be the last word in diplomacy, it would cer­ himself since his freshman days for his new posi­ tainly be the lesser of two evils. tion. To him we have but a few things to tell— Whatever happens, it is a safe conjecture and they are not for publication. Twenty The Scholastic

Bradley Nine Beats Irish 4-3 Squeze Play In Tenth Produces N.D. SOCCER TEAM WINS Winning Run For Peoria Team SECOND HON HICHIGAN

in to field the ball and left the base un- La Raza Club Takes Return Irish Outhit Victors But Fail covered. After Seidl had been caught To Make Blows Count; Rain stealing second, Cunha stole home, Game by 3-0 Score. and Wet Field Mar Game. f^'^f^ *^« ^^^'^^^J- P^*^^^^ «^*- footed. By Roy Scholz The Irish picked up their final two By John D. Carbine runs in the third. Kane opened the The return soccer game between In a fierce ten-inning struggle inning with a single, Seidl struck out, the La Raza Club of Notre Dame and plaved last Monday in a drizzling but Rascher sent Kane to second with the Latin-America Society of the Uni­ rain, Bradlev Tech of Peoria, Dlinois, ^ ^^^f «• ^^"1 t^^" ^^ole third, and versity of Michigan, played at Notre defeated the Irish baseball team by scored a nioment later in a double Dame last Sunday morning, resulted the score of 4 to 3. Bradley was able ^^^^ i^, ^^ich Rascher was tagged in another victory for the Notre to gather but six hits off the combined °"^; Palmisani smgled and stole sec- Dame representatives. Two goals offerings of Leonard, Smith, and ^"<*- ^""" ^ent him across with a scored by Roxes and Brias near the Banas. The Keoganites collected nine double. end of the first half, and another by Brias in the last part of the game safe hits which were mingled with Bradley Scores In First six free passes issued bv Daugherty, brought the final score to 3-0. the Bradley pitcher. ^""^^^^y ^'^^'^^^ «"« ^"^ '"^ ^^e ^^-^t The visitors showed great improve­ on a walk to E. Handley, an error, ment over the previous Sunday's per­ Bradley, however, was able to hit and a passed ball by O'Neill and a fly formance, but were still no match for in the pinches, whereas the Irish were to left field. They did not score the La Raza Team, which threatened totally unable to connect with the again until the seventh when Doris the Michigan goal continually, and pitches of Daugherty when hits the first man up, singled, E. Handley did not win by a wider margin only meant runs. The inability of the Keo- walked, and L. Handley sent both because of excessive passing by the ganites to hit when the sacks were runners home with a hard hit to right. Notre Dame forwards and their re­ loaded was well illustrated in the The winning run came in the tenth. luctance to shoot at the goal. eighth. E. Handley worked for a base on Rascher Stranded On Third ^^l^s. L. Handley laid down a sacri- Brias Scores T ^,. - . Ti 1. .1. £ ^ ^^^' ^^^ E- Handley went to third At the play-kick Notre Dame ad­ In this mmng, Rascher, the first ^^en Dunn threw wild to second. vanced and forced several comer man to bat hit a long triple to left, jjandley scored on McDonald's in- kicks against Michigan, one of which the hardest-hit ball of the game. field hit on a squeeze plav. brought about the opening of the Palmisani hit a foul fly to left which score. The second goal a hard boot was not far enough to permit the Box score: by Brias, was only partially stopped runner to score after the catch. Dunn Bradley Tech (4) AB R H PO A E by Jimenez, the lanky Michigan knocked a single to center, but Burdette, c£ 3 i i o o o goalie. The third goal was beauti­ Rascher, thinking the ball would be f «*' "''••: I « « ^ « fully executed, and followed a nice ,,,,,., ., , , ,, ^- Handley, ss... 5 0 2 2 0 0 combination of passes by the La Raza caught, held his base until the ball McDonald, rf .... 4 o i o o o forward line. hit the ground, and then was forced Daugherty, p 5 o i o i o to stay there by the clean fielding of Croweii, c 4 o o lo 4 o Lineups: Burdette. McGrath struck out, and gtevens'^b 3 I I I I 'I S. L. A. of Michigan: Jimenez; Tel- Underkolfer who batted for O'Neill, Lantz, 3b ..!!!.. 4 o o 2 s o sent a weak roller--to the third base- _ _ _ — _ _ lez and Tellez; Florez; Jauregui; man to end the rally and leave what 34 4 6 30 i3 o Daza; Florez, Lepage, Florez, Ter- would have been the winning run ^otre Dame (3) AB R H PO A. E razas, and Ramirez. stranded on third base. Cunha, ss 2 i o 3 6 i La Raza Club: de Landero; Valdes Cunha, by excellent base running, ^"«- ^b 4 i 2 2 4 o and Creel; Bonet, Yriberry, and Sing- , . XT 1. T» • iu Seidl, rf 4 0- 0 1 0 0 scored a run for Notre Dame m the Kascher. rf 4 02100 son; Hoyos, Arce, Roxas, Brias and first inning. Dan walked to start the Palmisaiii, 3b ... 3 1 0 0 1 0 de Landero. inning, and raced around to third on Dunn, ib 5 0 2 15 2 1 Referee: Alex Mitchell; linesmen: Kane's bunt down the third base line McGrath, cf 4 0 2 1 00 Hallaner, Alcebo. when the Bradley third sacker came (Continued on Page 25) Mmj 19, 1933 Ttventy-one ARNY SCORES 74S2 WIN Golf Team Beats Illinois OVER IRISH TRACK TEAN For Fifth Straight Win Epler Leads Cadets' Scoring N. D. Wins Five Firsts. NEXT WEEK'S SPORTS BANKS' 74 BEST CARD CALENDAR By Edward J. Van Huisseling (All times given are C. S. T.) The Army trained its big guns on High Score on 16th Costs Irish Friday: Tennis—Mich. Normal on a squad of charging Irish thinlies at Star Course Record; John West Point last Saturday and after University courts, 2:00 p. m. Montedonico Second Low. an interesting skirmish, the cannons Saturday: Golf — University of proved superior to the shillalahs, 74 Chicago on W. J. Burke Uni­ to 52. versity course. Singles, 9:30 By James F, McKeon a. m.; Doubles, 1:30 p. m. In accounting for their fifty-two As the end of the golf season ap­ Baseball—Ohio State on Cartier points, the Blue and Gold warriors proaches it appears more than likely registered five firsts, seven seconds, Field, 1:00 p. m. that this year's Notre Dame golf and a half dozen thirds. Army shut Track—University of Pittsburgh team will not be defeated. And if it out the Notre Dame entries in the dis­ on Cartier Field, 3:00 p. m. is defeated, the opposing team will cus throw when Armstrong, MoUer, Thursday: Tennis — University of have to display more than the Uni­ and Kopsack scored a sweep. Chicago at Chicago. versity of Illinois did last week or the Murphy Runs :09.8 Irish team will have to run into a slump. Last Saturday, in their sec- Bruce Epler, with a first in the high elin, Finkel's second and Freschi's cond home match, the Irish had little . hurdles and broad jump and a second third in the shot put, Roberts' second difficulty in outpointing the golfers in the high jump, copped the individu­ in the half mile run, and Grimes' from Illinois by the score of 13%-4%. al scoring honors. Jimmy Fagan and third in the two-mile event concluded Smith followed him over the hurdles, the scoring for Notre Dame. N. D. Sweeps Doubles and Conley and Eddie Gough cap­ The summaries: tured second and third in the broad With Johnny Banks shooting su­ 100-YD. DASH—Won by Murphy (ND) ; perb golf throughout the morning and •jump. Carver (A). second : Fuller (A), third. Time, afternoon rounds, there was little In the 100 yard dash Frank Murphy :09.8. ONE MILE RUN—Won by King (ND) : doubt as to which team would be the reeled off a win at :09.8 for his best Graham (A), second; Ryan (A), third. ultimate winner soon after the morn­ outdoor mark this year. Carver and Time, 4:24.4, ing round had gotten under way. Fuller of the Academy finished second 440-YD. RUN—Won by Kinjr (A) : Lan- Notre Dame copped all of the points and third respectively. In the mile nins (.'V), second; Bowdren (ND>, third. in the doubles, but Illinois did better Time. :50.4. run Eddie King continued his win­ in the afternoon singles play. ning ways, covering the distance in 220-YD. DASH—Won by DiUing (ND) : 4:24.4. Army partially offset Eddie's Fuller (A), second: Carver (A), third. Banks enjoyed his best day of the Time, :22.1. first when Graham and Ryan regis­ season. He played nicely to register 120-YD. HIGH HURDLES—Won by Epler a 76 in the morning round, and for a tered four points with a second and (A) ; Fagan (ND), second; Smith (A), third in the event. third. Time, :15,1. bit of hard luck he might have broken the course record in the afternoon. Fagan Wins Low Hurdles TWO MILE RUN—Won by Starbird (.\) ; Young (ND), second; Grimes (ND), third. He parred the first three holes and A new Academy record was hung Time, 9:47.:J. scored a birdie three on the 426 yard up in the pole vault when Cadet Mar­ JAVELIN THROW—Won by MacWilliams fourth hole. Starting with the fifth tin cleared at 12 feet, 6finches. Ed­ (A) ; Martin (A), second; Krause (ND), hole lie made pars on all the holes wards and Howard tied for second for third. Distance, 181 feet, 10 inches. through the fifteenth and he seemed four points. SHOT PUT—Won by Moorman (A) ; Fin- kel (ND), second; Freschi (ND), third. Dis­ headed for a 71, one better than the Jimmy Fagan put on a burst of tance, 45 feet, lO-Ji inches. course record. But here something speed to walk away with the low hur­ H.ALF-MILE RUN—Won by Graham (A) : happened. dles. Captain Fred MacBeth gave Roberts (ND), second; Howell (A), third. Time. 1:59.5. Drives To Bunker the Irish eight of a possible nine HIGH JUMP—Won by Murphy (ND) ; points with a second. Once again the Mooorman (A), second; Epler, Vanderway, His drive to the 16th went up the high jump failed to bother the elon­ and Kennerick (A), tied for third. Height. side of a bunker. It took a stroke to gated Vince Murphy who won his 5 feet, 11 inches. get out of that and his third was a event without much competition at 220-YD LOW HURDLES—Won by Fagan brassie. His approach to the green (ND) ; MacBeth (ND), second ; Smith (A), was wide and the fifth did not reach 5 feet, 11 inches. A flock of Army third. Time, :25. men tied for the remaining points. POLE VAULT—Win by Martin (A) : the pin although it was on the green. The other Notre Dame first was ac­ Howard and Edwards (ND) tied for second; He took three putts to get down for complished by Leo Dilling in the 220 Height, 12 feet, 6^/4 inches. New Academy an eight, three over par for the hole. Record.) yard dash with Fuller and Carver of He returned to form to score pars on BROAD JUMP—Won by Elper (A) : Con- the last two holes. Army close behind. ley (ND), second: Gough (ND), third. Dis­ Jim Bowdren's third in the 440 yard tance, 24 feet. 6 inches. Captain Johnny Montedonico played DISCUS THROW —Won by Armstrong consistent golf to register a 78-75— affair, Joe Young's second in the two- (.A); Moller (A), second: Kopsack (.A), (Continued on Page 25) mile jaunt, Krause's third in the jav- third. Distance, 100 feet, 1 inch. Tiventy-two The Scholastic Freshman Continues To CARESIO BEATS BRIAS Hold Lead In Group II FOR N. D. FOILS TITLE Madden - de Landero Sabres INTERHALL BASEBALL Match Called Draw. TWO TIE IN GROUP I STANDING By James A. Hart Championship Game Between GROUP I. W L Pet. Johnny Caresio, the red-haired Chi­ Two Group Winners to be Morrissey 4 1 .800 cago foilsman, turned in a remark­ Played Next Thursday. Corby 4 1 .800 Sorin 3 2 .600 able performance last Monday night Dillon 3 2 .600 to win the University foils champion­ By Nick Connor Badin 1 2 .333 ship in a fencing tourney at Washing­ St. Edwards 1 3 .250 ton Hall. Several hundred enthusi­ Of the twelve games scheduled for Lyons 0 3 .000 astic fans watched the tourney, in play last week-end only seven con­ which Coach de Landero's proteges tests were recorded, the warm weath­ GROUP II. W L Pet. Freshman 5 0 1.000 provided a brilliant exhibition of er seemed to have taken effect on \Valsh 3 1 .750 sw^ordsmanship. many of the hall athletes or maybe Alumni 2 2 .500 it was the rain. But the atmosphere Howard 2 2 .500 Overcomes Four had no effects on the spirits of the Carroll 1 3 .250 Brownson 1 3 .250 In winning the championship, Ca­ frosh from Freshman Hall, as they Off-Campus 0 3 .000 resio. had to overcome four skilled continued on their steady march to foUsmen, who pressed and extended the championship by Avinning both of him every minute. After eliminating their scheduled games, thus bringing Freshman will oppose Off-Campus on Darongoski, Grosso, and Telmo de their total to five wins and no de­ field five and Alumni will tangle with Landero in the first, quarter-final, feats. Walsh on diamond four. Carroll drew^ and semi-final rounds, respectively, Californian met Californian in the a bye this week. All of these above he had to face the flashing blade of Freshman-Walsh game when Ream mentioned teams are of Group two. Leopoldo Brias of Barcelona, Spain. and Vejar, both natives from the With superior strength Caresio dis­ sunny coast, opposed each other on In Group one Badin will play armed twice and finally conquered his the mound. From the final score one against Dillon on field one and Lyons smaller but faster opponent. vn\l oppose Morrissey on diamond would naturally believe that the With the exception of Caresio, the freshmen found little opposition from two. Nines from Corby and St. Ed­ La Raza club of Notre Dame seemed their opponents. If holding this be­ ward's will fight it out on diamond to have a monopoly on the fencing lief, you are more than right as the six. The seniors from Sorin will be honors of the school. The other three diamond aggregation from Freshman given a day of rest this week-end. semi-finalists, Vincent Singson, Brias, won with ease 20 to 0. Incidentally The two leading teams of the two and T. de Landero, are all members this is the second shut-out game of groups will play for the champion­ of that organization. David Ryan of the season pitched by Bill Ream. ship on Thursday moi'ning, May 25. South Bend, however, rated as a fa­ Morrissey 5, Sorin, 0 The game is scheduled to get under vorite by Coach de Landero, had to way at 9:30. withdraw because of sickness. The nine from Morrissey also scored a shut-out from Sorin as they Batteries and scores for last Sun­ Sabres Match Draw won 5 to 0. A last inning rally day's games: Carlos de Landero, of South Bend, staged by the freshmen from Carroll Morrissey 2 0 1 2 0 0 0—5 and Don Madden, another Chicago was cut short by some nifty fielding Sorin 0 0 0 0 0 0 0—0 blade, fought a thrilling match in the from the third year men from How­ sabres, which was declared a draw by Batteries: Nuss^and Ferrell. Misterly and Up- ard, the juniors winning, 6 to 2. The richard. the judges. Both men showed a wil­ Badin hall pastimers won a thriller lingness to mix that made the bout from the senior hall from Corby 11 Howard 0 0 4 2 0 0 0—6 the closest and hottest on the card. to 9. The Dillon-St. Ed's game was Carroll 0 0 0 0 0 0 2—2 Carlos later went on in a special played on Monday afternoon instead Batteries: Ferrari and Caserretta. Tobin and match with his father, the coach. O'Brien. of Sunday, with the frosh from Dil­ Coach de Landero acted as referee lon winning 16 to 10. Badin __0 14 001 200 1—11 and Robert Riordan as timekeeper, There w^ere but two games played Corby __0 0 0 4 3 1 0 0 0 3—9 Roos, former intercollegiate and na­ Tuesday, Corby won from Dillon 6 Batteries: Kinney and Alberts. Mahoney and tional amateur champion, and assist­ to 4. The senior hall massed enough Levestick. ant coach of the Notre Dame team, runs in the sixth inning to insure Freshman 1 0 0 3 11 5 0—20 was one of the judges. Harold May,^ their margin of victory. The other Walsh 0 0 0-000 0-0 rated as No. 1 man in sabres, but un­ contest was between Freshman hall Batteries: Ream and Gannon. Vejar and able to compete because of sickness,. and Alumni. The freslimen w^on wath Ackermann. filled the other judgeship. little trouble 9 to 3. Dillon 0 0 5 4 2 1 4—16' Professor Norbert Engels of the The games scheduled for Sunday, St. Edward's __0 0 6 3 0 1 0—10 English Department gave a fitting May 21, will be between BrowTison Batteries: Heckler and Sheehan. Viviano and talk on the art of fencing before the and Howard on diamond three. Simpson. (Continued on Page 23) May 12, 1933 Twenty-three TENNIS TEAM LOSES Track Team to Meet Pitt THREE HATCHES IN ROW Thinlies Here Tomorrow N. U., Illinois, and Michigan State Trim Irish. FENCING TOURNEY FINAL MEET AT HOME (Continued from Page 22) By Howard.Waldron Nicholson's Squad Expected to Showing a woeful lack of practice, Chalk up First Victory of matches began. Practice for the fenc­ the netmen of Notre Dame dropped Outdoor Season. three successive matches over the ing team will continue as before until the end of the school year. past week-end. Inclement weather The field events of the Pittsburgh- had hampered the Irish practice ses­ The summary follows: Notre Dame track meet tomorrow will sions for the previous two weeks and Foils: start at 2:30 and the track events at they, were far from their usual form. First Eound: Sebastian Bonet won 3:00. The Notre Dame-Ohio State Northwestern and Illinois, and Michi­ from Bill Barrett. Vincente Singson baseball game will start at 1:00 gan State, playing a return match, won from Bill McDonald. Paul Mar- o'clock. were the victorious teams. tersteck won from Bill Klima. Leo­ Captain Louis^ Chreist was the sole pold Brias won from John Wynn. By Edward J. Van Huisseling Telmo de Landero won from John survivor of the Michigan State in­ Tomorrow will bring a squad of Cox. August Petrillo won from Rob­ vasion, winning his singles match, as Pittsburgh track men here to com­ ert Wiele. Louis Grosso won from the Irish suffered their fourth straight pete in the final home showing of the Carl Makorski. Johnny Caresio won tennis reversal from State teams. The Irsih 1933 track edition. With the from Cornell Darongoski. score of the contest, which was played Panthers out of the way, "Nick's" on Tuesday, was 8-1. Second Round: Singson won from men have only the state meet and the Close Battling Bonet. Brias won from Martersteck. outdoor Central Intercollegiate Con­ T. de Landero won from Petrillo. Ca­ ference carnival on the regular sched­ The Irish gave a much closer battle resio won from Grosso. ule. to the Spartans than the score on some of the matches indicates. Play­ Semi-finals: Brias won from Sing­ The chances for a victory tomorrow ing on courts with which they were son. Caresio won from de Landero. on Cartier Field are the greatest not familiar, Notre Dame time and Finals: Caresio won from Brias. barring overconfidence and other such again tossed away sure points by hit­ Sabres: Carlos de Landero and Don maladies which often bring about up­ ting into the net or sending up easy Madden drew. sets. A victory over Pittsburgh would lobs to their opponents after they had be a rousing send-off to six Notre Dame men who will make their final worked them off balance. Their were 2-6, 8-6, 6-1. Seton Staley was judgment was poor on easy shots, appearance of their intercollegiate ca­ completely whitewashed by Link of reers. Captain Fred MacBeth, Leo their timing was bad, and many easy State, 6-0, 6-0. "kill" shots were muffed. Michigan Dilling, Eddie Gough, Francis Mur­ State, meanwhile, was playing too Notre Dame made a much better phy, Jake Bowers, and Bill Howard fast and stroking the ball too hard showing in the doubles, although the are the veterans who will step aside for Notre Dame. match was already won by State. The to make room for new material next best playing was done in the Lukats- year. Nick Lukats, playing the Number O'Hanlon verses Norris-Goodwin con­ Keller Big Threat 1 singles for Notre Dame, met a tar­ test. They dropped the first set 6-3, tar in Eex Norris of State, and suc­ but Lukats' steady play and hard Satisfied with the performance of cumbed by scores of 6-0, 6-3. Lukats' drives extended the second set to 10- his men at West Point last week, hard, smashing forehand drives were 8. The first nine games were taken "Nick" is looking for big things to­ returned by the steady Norris and his by each server in turn, and Notre morrow. The Panthers boast as their own placements were too much for Dame led 5-4. But Norris took a big threat, Keller, in the quarter-mile. Nick. hand and evened the score. Then, de­ They are also strong in the half mile run, the hurdles, and the weights. Lukats, O'Hanlon Good spite the valiant efforts of Lukats, Norris and Goodwin took the set at The squad brought back a few sad Louis Chreist, Irish captain, came 10-8. stories from the East. The most back strong after dropping the first talked of one involves Clyde Roberts. set to Goodwin of State and won his Chreist and Kelly were beaten by This dependable half miler was teamed singles matches by scores of 1-6, 7-5, Link and Loose 6-1, 7-5, and Staley with Jim Bowdren in the quarter- 6-4 Dick Kelly lost easily to Guy and Power were turned back by Sax- mile against Iving, the Army ace. Stonebraker, 6-2, 6-2, and Bill Loose ton and Stonebraker, 6-4, 6-3. In a Rounding a turn, Roberts was un in­ of State doAvned Jack O'Hanlon, 8-6, previous engagement with State, tentionally bumped off his feet by the 6-4. O'Hanlon won the first four Notre Dame had been beaten by the Cadet and before he could recover games of the first set, and was lead­ same score of 8-1, winning only a himself, a pair of spikes had taken ing Loose 5-2, when the State Player doubles encounter in that match. their toll. Clyde then entered the rallied to pull the set out of the fire. Captain Earl Teiting, Northwest- half mile, his specialty, thoroughly Ed Power dropped a gruelling three em's ace, proved too much for Nick jarred and lacerated. Despite this set struggle to Merle Gee of State, Lukats, of Notre Dame, and started great handicap Roberts was barely after taking the first set. The scores (Continued on Page 27) nosed out at the finish line. Twenty-four The Scholastic

which was second at Drake, and a member of the two-mile relay team INTRODUCING Ralph Bower which ran at Butler. During the course of the season, By John D. Carbine Bo%ver has gathered enough points to be entitled to a monogram and is, at We have heard numerous stories diversion which required money were present smarting under the humilia­ concerning radiators from upperclass- out of the question, and Jake seemed tions he has been subject to during men who claim to have sold several destined to pine away in his room. the past week. "They were taking it of them to domestic but gullible One fine September afternoon, how­ easy," says Jake, "until I got a hair­ freshmen. But try as we might, we ever, he got a brilliant idea. A bul­ cut to go over to Saint Mary's— were never able to find a fellow who letin had been posted calling for can­ and then!" would admit having been victimized didates for freshman track. Bower Jake, while in high school, was a in such a manner. That is, we had had never run in high school, but that forward for three years on the bas­ not met one until we interviewed was of no importance as the bulletin ketball team and first baseman on the Jake Bower. Jake not only admits had specifically stated that no expe­ baseball team for two years. Brook's it; he attributes his athletic fame to rience was necessary. So Jake went basketball team won the sectional it. out for freshman track. tournament for two straight years, Back in 1929, a lean Hoosier fresh­ Wins Numerals but was never able to get any place man, Ralph "Jake" Bower by name, in the regional tournament at Gary. came to Notre Dame from Brook, In­ During his freshman year, Jake diana. When he arrived at Notre was, in his own words, "a second- N. D. Rifle Team Defeated Dame, Jake had exactly twenty dollars rate five-minute miler." He stuck it in his pocket. He did not keep this out, however, and at the end of the By Gary Rifle Club money long. A couple of enterprising season, he was awarded his numerals. upperclassmen greeted him. A hasty In his sophomore year, Jake was a The Notre Dame Rifle team was de­ interview followed, and after five member of the varsity track squad feated last Saturday by the Gary minutes of conversation, Jake left but was not entered in any meet. The Rifle Club. The Gary team, one of without his twenty dollars but with next season, he developed into a good the best in the country, ran up a score the sole claim of two well-conditioned cross-country man and placed third of 977 against the Notre Dame score radiators for his room in Freshman to Wilson and Howery in several of 966. Hall. meets. The match consisted of 20 shots, When Jake discovered his mistake, This season Jake has done the best prone, using iron sights. Cissel, who he was so ashamed that he refused work of his career. In cross-country was the Indiana State Champ last to send home for money, and, as a re­ he was either the first or second year, shot a perfect score of 200. Mc- sult, was without financial means for Irish harrier to finish in every race. Grath was second high on the Notre a month. His three roommates were He won the two-mile event in the Dame team with a target of 196. out for freshman football, and Ralph Ohio State meet and got "the biggest Cissel, McGrath, and probably May, was slowly but surely dying of home­ thrill of my life." Jake was a mem­ will shoot for the individual cham­ sickness. Movies and other forms of ber of the Irish four-mile -relay team pionship of the Tri-County League in a meet to be held Sunday in South Bend. Scores: Gary—Child, 198; Hopper, 196; Esmoer, 194; Stewart, 194, Bums, 195; Total, 977. L|MgijlJREp8 Notre Dame — Cissell, 200; Mc­ Grath, 195; Landmesser, 193; Bums, 190; Hostetler, 188; Total, 966. Optometrists 222^ S. Michigan Street 102 W. Washington Street Engineer's Club to Elect 1933-34 Officers Tonight

GLASSES ... Election of Engineer's Club officers for 1933-34 will be held tonight at Properly styled and properly prescribed to give better 8:00 o'clock in the auditorium of the vision land more comfort by competent specialists. John F. Gushing Hall of Engineering. Originally scheduled for last Tues­ (Ezdusive for those partienlar people who day, the election was postponed to are interested in good eye-care.) avoid conflict with the annual demon­ stration of the American Institute of D Electrical Engineers. Membership cards must be pre­ Broken lenses duplicated promptly and accurately. sented at the meeting before one is eligible to ballot. May 19, 1933 Tiventy-five

GOLFERS WIN AGAIN (Continued from Page 21) SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX 153, one better than Baker and Hoff­ man of Illinois both of whom covered By James S. Keams the course in 154. In the doubles, the teams of Monte- COURSE RECORD Montedonico in the semi-finals of the donico and Banks, and Fehlig and University championships on Decora­ Johnny Banks' great round on the Veeneman scored clean sweeps. They tion Day, 1931, was the lowest round W. J. Burke University golf course defeated the duets of Hoffman and on record. With the renovation of last Saturday afternoon brought up Prey, and Baker and O'Neill respec­ the links the next year, however, that the matter of the existing course tively. mark could not hold, for the course record and of its whys and hows. In the singles Banks' 74 was better had been made considerably more dif­ Banks' first fifteen holes, in which he ficult. than Hoffman's score by three strokes was one under par, made it look as and Montedonico's 75 enabled him to if he was headed for a new record. Banks' attack on the record lead Grunewald by six strokes. Cole last week was not entirely un­ and Smock halved their match, each On the present course, since its heralded. Last October 16, play­ having a 78. Baker outpointed Feh­ rebuilding in the fall and winter lig 3-0. ing in a foursome with Johnny of '31-'32, the best official score The individual cards in the singles Montedonico, Bill Veeneman, and posted has been a 72, scored by were as follows: JVince Fehlig, the Western Junior both Larry Moller and Ed O'Mal- champ raced around in 72 shots, Banks: Out—4 4 4 3 5 3 4 4 5—36 ley in the alumni medal play In—4 4 3 4 4 3 8 3 5-38-74 unofficially equalling the record. tourney held during commence­ Hoffman: Out—4 5 4 4 6 3 3 5 6—40 In—4 3 3 4 5 4 5 3 6—37—77 ment weekend last June. His card in that par- and record- equalling round was as follows: Monte- Out—4 4 4 5 4 4 4 5' 5—39 Moller also held the low mark on donico: In—4 4 3 5 4 4 5 2 5—36—75 the course as it was in its original Out—444 544 346—38 Grune­ Out—5 5 4 5 5 4 5 4 5—42 state. His 70, scored against Johnny In—443 443 534—34—72 wald : In—5 4 4 4 5 3 5 3 6—39—81

Out—4 4 4 5 4 3 5 4 5—38 Cole: In—5 4 4 5 3 3 5 4 5—38—76

Out—4 5 4 5 5 4 4 5 5—41 Smock: In—6 4 3 6 4 3 4 3 4—37—73

Out—5 5 5 5 5 3 5 5 5—43 Fehlig: In—4 4 3 4 5 3 4 3 6—38—81

Out—4 5 5 o o a 5 4 5—41 Baker: In—5 4 3 3 3 3 5 4 5—35- •76

BRADLEY TECH WINS (Continued from Page 20)

O'Neill, c 2 0 0 3 0 1 xUnderkolfer, c . 1 0 0 3 1 0 Leonard, p 2 0 0 1 2 0 xxWhite 1 0 0 0 0 0 Smith, p 0 0 0 0 1 0 zPowell 1 0 1 0 0 0 Fine for a late snack zzVelcheck 0 0 0 0 0 0 Banas, p.' 0 0 0 0 0 0 ALONG about bedtime vfhen yoa be­ 33 3 9 30 19 3 gin to feel a little bongry, enjoy a xUnderkolfer batted for O'Neil in eighth. xxWhite batted for Leonard in seventh. bowl of Kellogg's Com Flakes and zPowell batted for Smith in ninth. milk or cream. zzVelcheck ran for Powell in ninth. CORN m Bradley Tech 10 0. 000 200 1—4 It's just tbe treat. Easy to digest, FLAKES Notre Dame 102 000 000 0—3 • •OMBI-fnESH-« Sunmiary: Two base hits—^Dunn. Three bvites restful sleep. How mucb bet­ M base hit—Rascher. Sacrifice hits—Lantz, Cun- ter tban beavy, bard-to-digest foods. ^TV^(^ m ha, Kane, L. Handley. Stolen bases—Cunha, Kane, Palmisani, Burdette. Struck out—^by Made by Kellogg in Battle Creek. •^..^..^-^m^c.....^... f Daugherty, 9; by Leonard, 3; by Smith. 1. Base on balls—off Daugherty, 6; off Leonard, 4; off Smith, 1; off Banas, 1. Wild, pitch— Smith. Hit by pitcher—Burdette by Leonard. Hits—off Daugherty 9 in 9 innings: off Leon­ ard, 5 in 7 innings; off Smith 0 in 2 in­ nings ; off Banas, 1 in 1 inning. Losing pitch­ er — Banas. Passed ball — Cix>well, O'Neill. Double play—Cunha to Kane to Dunn. Mf^H'^'^ Twenty-six The Scholastic

Keoganites Beat St. Joe A.C. home run into deep left field in the Campus Takes on New Air 4-3 In Seven Inning Game sixth inning. As Grounds Are Improved The Irish picked up a run in their Notre Dame's baseball team got half of the seventh to break up a 3 to 3 deadlock which had existed up A survey of campus improvements back in the winning colmnn last Wed­ completed and under way reveals that nesday with a 4-3 \actory over St. Joe to that time. much has been accomplished since the A. C. in a seven inning game played on Cartier Field. Banas started the Detroit Election Tonight work was begun six weeks ago. pitching for the Irish and remained Detroit Club elections are to be The grass planted recently on the in the box for four innings. Huisking held tonight at 6:30 in the Law long expanse from the dining halls relieved him at the beginning of the Building. Only those members whose to the Engineering Building bene­ fifth and pitched the final three in­ dues are paid in full are eligible to nings. In addition to his pitching vote; dues may be paid immediately fitted greatly from the recent rains, acti\aties, Huisking knocked a long before the meeting, however. and with the coming of this week's warm days and the application of fer­ tilizer, the green covering is spread­ ing at a rapid rate. Here we have a summary of the im­ provements which are either finished \^ or in the process of completion: A new drive at the rear of Alumni STARTING SATURDAY and Dillon Halls from Notre Dame avenue to the dining hall; painting of the interior of the gymnasium; level­ JOE E . BROWN ling of the once rutty parking lot Spreading a smile across the face of the nation—See north of the gym; planting of new the man w th the air-cooled tonsils doing blondes and grass plots behind Science Hall and . baseball ui» Brown ... in south of the gymnasium; removal of that part of Dorr road from the post "ELMER THE GREAT" office to Eddy street; a new driveway from Notre Dame avenue to Eddy ADDED FUN street, on the south side of the Engi­ neering building; completion of the •THE PEANUT VENDER" - golf course fencing; new lawns on the Musical Novelty south front from Engineering to the MACK SENNETT 1 PARAMOUNT Dining halls, and on the north side COMEDY 1 SOUND NT:WS of these same buildings. —PALACE— .STARTING SUNDAY SPORTS Nancy CARROLL-John BOLES Sport shoes bring the new Better . . . more dynamic than ever before . . . and accepted style trend to a in their latest smash hit . . . new season. << >f CHILD OF MANHATTAN BLACK—^Narrow toe genuine ADDED — COMEDY - CARTOON - NEWS white washable pig-combination. Same in brown.

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TENNIS TEAM LOSES Combe (NU) beat O'Hanlon (ND), 1839. It was first played in the United (Continued from Pase. 23) 6-2, 6-0. States in 1839 at Wallack's Old Na­ Doubles—Tetting and Combe (NU) tional Theatre, New York. Since that time it has enjoyed great success, un­ the Northwestern team on their way beat Lukats and O'Hanlon (ND), 6-2, 6-0. dergoing little change, though it was to a 5-0 victory, last Friday. Only written for a period "more ear- one doubles match was played owing Illinois 7, Notre Dame 0. minded than eye-minded." to rain which prevented the others. Singles—Bailie (I) defeated Lu­ Illinois handed out a thorough kats (ND), 6-3, 6-4; Siegel (I) de­ Norman Thomas Signs trouncing to the Irish, last Saturday feated Kelly (ND), 6-0, 6-1; Craw­ at Champaign, 111. Notre Dame was ford (I) defeated Staley (ND), 6-3, Peace Petition at Miami U. handicapped by the absence of its 6-3; Hands (I) defeated O'Hanlon captain, Louis Chreist, but still didn't (ND), 6-0, 6-1; Cookman (I) de­ Oxford, 0.—Norman Thomas, So­ have enough strength to win even a feated Power (ND), 6-4, 6-4. cialist candidate for president, was single set from the Hlmi. Doubles—Bailie and Siegel (I) de­ at Miami University last week when Summaries: the Brown Daily Herald's anti-war feated Lukats and Kelly (ND), 6-4, petition began to be distributed. Michigan State S, Notre Dame 1 6-4; Hands and Crawford (I) beat Norman Thomas affixed his name at Staley and Powers (ND), 6-3, 6-3. Singles — Norris (MS), defeated the top of one of the petitions. The Lukats 6-0, 6-3; Chreist (ND), won Miami Student, undergraduate news­ from Goodwin (MS), 1-6, 7-5, 6-4; RICHELIEU CAST paper, photographed the petition Storiebraker (MS), defeated Kelly (Continued from Paiie 6) with Thomas' name, and printed it (ND), 6-2, 6-2; Loose (MS) defeated on Page 1. At the last report, 246 O'Hanlon (ND), 8-6, 6-4; Gee (MS), students had signed the petition, 21 defeated Power, 2-6, 8-6, 6-1; Link the presentation; and one can easily had refused. (MS), beat Staley (ND), 6-0, 6-0. drift back through the centuries to Doubles—Link and Loose (MS), • that romantic, eventful period with defeated Chreist and Kelly (ND), the appearance of the supporting cast, 6-1, 7-5; Stonebraker and Saxton a stalwart, well-armed, plumed com­ (MS) beat Staley and Power (ND), pany of gallants, characterized by Jo­ 6-4, 6-3; Norris and Goodwin (MS) seph Mansfield, Howard Fisher, Vin­ downed Lukats and O'Hanlon (ND), cent Narisi, Harry Burchell, Tom 6-3, 10-8. Proctor, Mitchell Tackley, Roger Northivestern 5, Notre Daine 0 Beirne, Francis Cawley, and many others. Singles—Tetting (NU) beat Lu­ . "Richelieu" was written by Sir Ed­ kats (ND), 6-3, 6-2; Sink (NU) beat ward Lytton Bulwer, Lord Lytton, VACATIONS! Chreist (ND), 4-6, 7-5, 7-5; Laux and was first produced in the Theater (NU) beat Kelly (ND), 6-1, 9-7; Royal, Covent Garden, London in FOLLOW THE "50 TIMERS' TO EUROPE •Peoplewho have naveledacross the Allan tic 50 times or more via the White Star Line. SOUTH SHORE LINE T'S a chance you may never have I again...ro take a European vaca­ tion at this year's low costs... in $ 40 Special Round Trip Rate From "Tourist Class on mighty White Star liners. Because they Anoiv the gay South Bend to Chicago For good times that White Star offers, veteran voyagers have chosen White <» 2 Star 50 times and more. Sail on the Majestic, world's largest ship; femous Olympic; Georgic (new) World^s Fair Opening and Britannic, England's largest motor liners; or the {kvotite Adriatic. Saturday, May 27 .50(up)TouristClass^^ round from *175 trip HOURLY TRAINS DIRECT TO m For sailings to Ireland. England and France, see your local agent — the WORLP'S FAIR GATES navel authority in your community.

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Massachusetts' Sacred Cod "The recommendation contained in Last week American college stu­ IS Back in Legislature the Army slashes now being consid­ dents began receiving direct corre­ ered," said the university paper, spondence from students in German "leave but a,,single possibility to ac­ Cambridge, Mass.—The sacred cod universities protesting what they al­ count for them; mild insanity on the of the State of Massachusetts is back lege to be misleading information part of supposedly intelligent men in its place over the mantel in the entrusted with the guidance and safe­ printed in American papers., At the chamber of the House of Representa­ guarding of the government of the same time-press dispatches from Ger­ tives, and it came back in such a way United States." many reported the ousting of 30 as to cast grave suspicion on Har­ prominent professors in German uni­ vard sophomores for its mysterious In another editorial the Diamond- versities. vacation into the outer world. bach pointed out especially that un­ For 30 years the cod, symbol of the der the new program members of the From Munich came this letter to state's fishing industry, had hung un­ E. 0. T. C. would be forced to buy American students: touched bj"^ human hands. Shortly be­ their own uniforms, and asserted "The students of the German Acad­ fore its sudden disappearance three that this would have a damaging emy of the University of Munich, youths, distinctly collegiate in ap­ effect on the morale of the student giving courses for foreigners, here­ pearance, were seen in the legislative body. with, unanimously, of their own free halls. One carried a box from which will and accord, declare that not one lilies protruded. Mixed Reports About single one of them, irrespective of A few days later a Harvard janitor nationality, race, or creed, was, dur­ found the cod in his possession. Hitler's School Policies ing the entire course of the German Whence it came he knew not, but he national revolution, molested in any lost no time in getting it back to the New York City.—Just how the Hit­ manner whatsoever, either in Munich state capitol. ler dictatorship in Germany is affect­ or any other German city . . . With ing education in that country which the exception of one day, namely, the has been noted for its great educators opening of the German parliament, Maryland Paper Attacks remains somewhat obscure to the their instruction was not interrupted Roosevelt's Disarmament American collegians as a result of for even an hour, and they lived their conflicting reports coming out of the lives as peacefully in Munich as they College Park, Md.—^While students in Reich. would have at home." many colleges throughout the country were signing the anti-military peti­ tions sent out by the Brown Daily Herald, the Diamondba^k at the Uni­ versity of Maryland in a strong edi­ torial charged,the Eoosevelt admin­ istration with wrecking the national MAGAZINES PAPERS defense.

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Speaker Urges System of Five Jobs At Once! Tutors For Fraternities It Must Be Einstein

Check these points: Columbus, O.—Malcolm C. Sewell Paris—Being an exile from Ger­ of Indianapolis, speaking before a joint meeting of college deans and many is not going to mean that time fraternity secretaries here last week, ^\ill hang heavy on the hands of Dr. Workmanship recommended the maintenance of a Albert Einstein. tutorial system in the fraternity house as a means of stimulating the So far the famous German Jew fraternity members. has accepted professorships in five Service Sewell said be believed the tutor universities—^the Institute for Ad­ should be an unmarried faculty mem­ vanced Study at Princeton, the Uni­ ber or graduate student who would versity of Paris, the University of .onvenience help teach the freshmen how to study Madrid, the University of Brussels and give scholastic advice to all frat­ and the University of Glasgow. ernity members. Just how Prof. Einstein will divide Poor training, according to Alvan his time between the five institutions Duerr of Columbus, is responsible for is not known, but it is expected that ^And that's about all you the intemperances and irregularities the greater part of it will be at the of youth. He held that college frat­ Institute for Advanced Study in this could ask for in your laun­ ernities held the key to developing coimtry, which is to be opened next better students. dry and dry cleaning Fall at Princetotn, N. J., though not "Youth," he said, "today is ideal­ a part of Princeton University, it will work. istic as it ever has been and infinitely use a Princeton building until it is more wholesome and honest. The able to acquire its own buildings. fraternity is the greatest social force This institute is to be for advanced f At Notre Dame you'll in college life and you deans of men who have the opportunity to shape scholars only, and will have none of find superior workman­ its career should apply its potentiali­ the outside activities of the average ties." American university. ship. The service is as fast as is consistent with qual­ Chicago May Lose Teachers* The Notre Dame-Michigan Normal ity. And as for conven­ Convention By Not Paying tennis match scheduled for the after­ ience—what could be sim­ noon has been postponed because of Chicago—Cleveland or some other wet courts. pler than the Notre Dame large mid-western city, instead of Chicago, may get the annual summer system? Just leave your convention of the National Education laundry at the appointed Association because Chicago has not paid its teachers. place in your own hall. This development was seen as Dr. Ws a pleasure John Dewey of Columbia University, honorary president of the association, —to slice them fSo, we tell you frankly and others have poured in protests against holding the scheduled con­ at Coquillard that you are missing a bet vention in a city which apparently has so little regard for the teaching if you fail to patronize the profession. The convention was to have been held here in conjunction with the Notre Dame stu­ University of Century of Progress Exposition. dents are welcome. That the loss of the convention Notre Dame would be felt by Chicago hotels and Golf and after golf business men is evident when it is realized that between 10,000 and parties. LAUNDRY AND 15,000 delegates usually attend its sessions. Food superb.

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NOTRE DAME is probably the out­ After College standing student-athlete in the coun­ On Down The Line try ... up to the close of the indoor iSy Fred MaeBethS track season, SPRINTER RALPH WHAT? METCALFE of MARQUETTE had BASKETBALL has become so pop­ competed in 40 races (since becoming ular in CHILE that it is rated as a eligible for varsity competition) and major sport ... a national tourna­ broken or tied 19 world records. ment was held recently at SANTIA­ • GO ... a bill has been introduced in JACK KARSTENS (Fort Sheridan, the PENNSYLVANIA LEGISLA­ 111.) recently rolled the third perfect TURE to legalize dog racing ... li­ game in the 33-year history of the cense fees are fixed at $100 for each AMERICAN BOWLING CONGRESS racing dog . . . the five major horse . . . statisticians figure that in the race clubs in New York State are period the A.B.C. has conducted tour­ valued at $17,000,000 . . . these five naments some 1,500,000 games have associations reported gross receipts been bowled . . . and in all that time of §1,531,155.29 for last year, and dis­ only three were perfect, for an av­ tributed §1,897,804 in purses . . . erage of one out of 500,000 . . . per­ NEW YORK CITY, the leading mo- haps POET JOHN MILTON was a torboatportof the UNITED STATES, champion bowler ... his "PARADISE has 35,379 registered craft. LOST" (Book 2, line 738) contains Engineering? the line, "my sudden hand prevented Harry D. Watts, V. P. of James spares" . . . BILL KLEM is serving Stewart 8C Co., Inc., builders of DESPITE TWO DEFEATS AT his 29th year as a NATIONAL famous buildings throughout the THE HANDS OF TUNNEY, JACK LEAGUE UMPIRE ... he has ofli- world, says: ^^World progress de­ DEMPSEY RATES FIRPO AS THE ciated in 16 world series. pends upon engineering. No won­ TOUGHEST FIGHTER HE HAS der eager coUege men look toward EVER MET ... he gives BILL this profession. But to succeed ELECTRICAL LABS. BRENNAN a close second . . . NEW (Continued from Page 17) you must have a technical back­ YORK STATE now has a law that ground, ability to take the forbids the clipping of horsetails for knocks, and alertness to take man, yet it is far more reliable than advantage of the breaks." show ring purposes . . . RALPH A. KENNEDY of NEW YORK holds the any human being could be. record for playing on more golf Nearby is the radio lab, which com­ '^BILITY to take the knocks." And pletes the experimental ensemble of *V yet brains count above all. courses than any one else . . . during a recent trip to BERMUDA he played the electrical engineering department. That's why in engineering, as in col­ on EIGHT DIFFERENT COURSES A welter of apparatus greets the eye lege, a pipe is the favorite smoke. A IN TWO DAYS AND RAISED HIS —^amplifiers, vacuum tubes, micro- pipefiil of good okl Edgeworth Smok­ TOTAL TO 1,084 . . . KENNEDY phones, condensers, transformers, ing Tobacco dears the brain for those made an average of 85 on the BER­ speakers, and dozens of receiving intensive problems that confront the MUDA courses . . . OSCAR MELIL- sets. An interesting little gadget engineer ... or the college man. LO, second baseman of the ST. which typifies the kind of equipment Of course most college men know LOUIS BROWNS, insists he isn't found in this lab is a scratch elimi­ nator, used in removing scratching Edgeworth.* They like its distinctive superstitious . . . but he always and other extraneous noises in phono­ flavor that comes only from this blend touches third base before he takes his position on the field, always walks graph reproductions. It appears to be of fine old hurleys. Perhaps you'd like nothing more than a black metal box, to try before you buy. Then just write through the chalked circle for the "on deck" batter, and moistens his right but there are certain things inside to Lams 6C Bro. Co., lo^ S. 22d St., forefinger with his tongue and which produce perfectly noiseless disc Richmond, Va., and you'll get a free touches it to the peak of his cap be­ reproductions. And there are many sample packet of Edgeworth. fore going to the plate. other things of similar nature to be *A recent investigation showed Edgeworth the found here. favorite smoke at 42 out of 54 leading colleges As we conclude our tour of Notre Dame's "house of magic" we begin EDGEWORTH INSURANCE ON ATHLETICS, to understand a little the strange adopted last fall by the OHIO HIGH fascination which caused men like SMOKING TOBACCO SCHOOL ATHLETIC ASSOCIA­ Edison and Steinmetz and Bell to de­ TION, as more or less of an experi­ vote their entire lives to the study of Buy Edgeworth ment, proved beneficial to 182 school electricity and its hundreds of mar­ anyn^ere in two football players . . . a total of $1,420.- velous uses. iotms~~£dgewutUi 50 was paid out for niajor injuries Ready - Rubbed and doctor bills . . . RAY THOMP­ Dean Konop To Speak and Edgeworth SON, captain of the NAVY SWIM­ Plug Slice. AU Thomas F. 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