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VOL. XX, NO. 137 THURSDAY, MAY 1, 1986 - · an independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Mayor calls for increased patrols to monitor conduct of partygoers By FRANK LIPO tygoers), but if we have to we will," South Bend city attorney Executive News Editor he said. Eugenia Schwartz, who was also at Uniformed officers on foot the press conference, said that "int The South Bend Police Depart­ patrols, uniformed officers in the past we've had complete com­ ment has increased police patrols in police cars and undercover pliance when noise citations have the Northeast Neighborhood, in a plainclothes officers will be used to been issued." move designed to control a wave enforce city noise regulations and "We haven't had that kind of of recent student parties which to monitor the conduct of par­ response and respectful attitude have disturbed area residents, ac­ tygoers, according to Captain from the folks who have been cordiug to South Bend Mayor Patrick Cottrell, head of the South issued the citations this year," she Roger Parent. Bend Police Department's East Sec­ said. The increased patrols come in the tor, who was also in attendance at Schwartz said there were parties wake of complaints by area the press conference. broken up at six different addresses residents against the noise level Parties will be monitored with last weekend, each with more than generated by the parties this spring noise meters, said Cottrell. If the 100 students. and the behavior of some party­ volume of a particular party is "At this particular address (601 goers, Parent said yesterday at a louder than 55 decibels, the max­ E. Corby), there were two parties news conference in front of a house imum allowed after 10 p.m. under that had to be broken up and two at 601 E. Corby Blvd. a local noise ordinance, owners of separate noise citations issued," The house is rented by Notre the residence will be written cita­ said Schwartz. Dame students and was the scene of tions and taken to court, said Cot­ The house at 601 E. Corby was the arrest of three Notre Dame trell. also the scene of a student being students last Thursday and Satur­ These special patrols also will be bitten numerous times by a police Sophomore Frank Hughes, newly chosen Notre Dame day nights during parties given by instructed to arrest anyone who is dog Thursday night. leprechaun, performs his Irish mascot crowd-pleasing antics for the occupants. publicly intoxicated, littering, Sophomore Jeff Morgan, saying several cheerleaders during last weekend's Blue-Gold Spring Parent also distributed a petition publicly indecent or acting in a he is the victim of an unprovoked Classic. to reporters signed by 65 residents disorderly fashion, Cottrell said. attack, is considering taking legal of the neighborhood, prote3ting Increased police patrols will not action against the South Bend what they say are "increasing pro­ interfere with the normal work Police Department. blems surrounding the Notre Dame shifts, said Cottrell. Parent said Cottrell said Morgan, who was Frank Hughes chosen student population abusing and money is budgeted each year for arrested on charges of disorderly misusing private property special projects such as this. conduct, public intoxication and throughout the neighborhood." Student parties are always a pro­ resisting law enforcement, had as 1986-871eprechaun Parent said that while the recent blem in the spring and fall, accor­ assaulted the handler of the dog. student parties have prompted the ding to Parent. But this spring He said police dogs are only used By JULIA HEWSON perform a standing back hand spr­ action, other South Bend residents there is an additional problem for in certain cases. News Staff ing, a double base extention, a Pur­ who have large, loud parties also police, he said. Police officers have ''The only time that we would use due up, a pop down, an Irish jig, will be subject to police action. been verbally abused and otherwise. dogs is if we had . . . 200 people Lou Holtz will not be the only and an original skit. "We certainly don't want to come attacked by students while attemp­ new face to look for on the football Judges were faculty members of out here and arrest them (par- ting to break up parties, he said. See PATROLS, page3 field next fall as sophomore Frank Notre Dame and Saint Mary Hughes has been chosen Notre 's, past leprechauns, and Dame's crowd-pleasing mascot, the cheerleaders from other schools, h~ leprechaun. said. A civil engineering major, Although this year was the se­ Building renovations, memorial Hughes has been eagerly an­ cond year Hughes tried out for ticipating his chance to leprechaun, he said he was shocked demonstrate his spirit-boosting to see that the judges had selected to be completed roughly on time capabilities, he said. him. By JOHN FLORY He said the student center and that black granite, ordered from . Being chosen to represent Notre '"I thought I was chosen because I Staff Reporter the Law School will be "essentially" Italy, has not yet arrived. This Dame as the leprechaun came as no grew out a beard, I met the height completed on schedule. granite should be shipped during surprise to his friends and family in requirement and the great job my Regardless of the original set­ According to Dedrick, 40 percent the first week of May, he said. Woodbridge, N.J., he said. mom did helping me with my backs due to poor weather condi­ of the face brick has been applied The granite will be used to "pave "This is something I've always costume," he said. tions, the completion of the War to the new wing of LaFortune, and the horizontal surfaces" around the wanted to do. I came to Notre Assistant Athletic Director Memorial and the renovations in the masonry on both the student fountain, he said. Dame because of its national Sharon Petro said Hughes was LaFortune and the Law School are center and the Law School addition Dedrick said LaFortune and the academic reputation, but I knew chosen because "he met the height now back on schedule, according to is complete. Law School, when finished, will be that I had a real chance to par­ requirement and exhibited both the Director of Physical Plant Don Dedrick also said new furniture "exciting" buildings. Both of these ticipate in the Notre Dame spirit if I independence and creativity to han­ Dedrick. for the LaFortune addition and buildings are slated for 1987 spring became leprechaun. You just don't dle the job." Dedrick said construction time food service equipment for the new completions, he said. get that opportunity in any other "I have been practicing hard was lost in November because of Huddle have been ordered. Student Activities Director Joni university," Hughes said. every day since try-outs," ffughes heavy rains, and in December Once the brick work on the stu­ Neal described the floor plan of the Initially there were five con­ said.. because of the extreme cold. dent center is finished, then walls new LaFortune facilities. tenders for the vacant position, he The Blue-Gold Spring Classic He said all three projects will be and windows will be installed, he She said the basement will con­ said, but the competition was nar­ was Hughes' debut. He said his per­ finished roughly by the projected said. tain a new recreation center, game rowed when three students exceed­ formance was a good one but ex­ times. In assessing the war memorial, room, TV lounge and 24-hour ed the height limitation of five feet pressed some concern about Don't expect either building to be Dedrick confirmed that the monu­ laundry. It will also hold three seven inches. following Jeff Anhut, last year's 100 percent complete in September, ment was originally scheduled to be Hughes said that for the com­ "Dedrick said .. finished by commencement, but iee BUILDING, page 4 petition, participants were asked to ~ HUGHFS, page 4 Radiation spreads as Soviets maintain wall of secrecy Associated Press report, the Soviet government theast, West German sources said. and why," Britain's foreign anything," a Ukrainian Health yesterday said two people were kill­ Radioactive clouds, meanwhile, secretary, Sir Geoffrey Howe said Ministry official said yesterday, in MOSCOW - Up against a wall of ed in the accident and 197 others spread as far west as the Swiss Alps at a West European ministers' a typical comment. He was reached Soviet secrecy, Western govern­ were hospitalized. But unofficial, and Norway, borne on mile-high meeting in Italy. by telephone by Moscow. ments urged their citizens yesterday unverified reports spoke of higher winds. His West German counterpart, Later in the day, the official to pull out of the stricken Ukraine, casualty tolls. European health officials Hans-Dietrich Genscher, called on news media carried a 300-word where a nuclear fire spewed more Those reports did not speak of reassured the public that radiation Moscow to shut down all nuclear statement by the Soviet Council of radiation across Europe and touch­ potential long-term casualties, but levels presented no major danger. power stations similar to VIe cripple Ministers saying remedial measures ed off a storm of world outrage. the London-based Greenpeace en­ But anger built up against the Chernobyl plant, which uses an . had reduced the radioactivity spill­ The Kremlin claimed radiation vironmental group estimated Soviets, who kept word of the unusual graphite-moderation pro­ ing from the damaged reactor, and levels were dropping at the 10,000 Soviets would develop deadly nuclear event from the rest cess. "the radiation levels in the area of devastated Chernobyl nuclear cancer over 30 years as a result of of the world until Monday, three The Soviet government has the atomic power station (had been) power plant. But a Soviet diplomat what many consider history's worst days after it happened. thrown a wall of near-total secrecy lowered." was quoted as saying the inferno nuclear disaster. ''The Soviet Union has an obliga­ around what happened last week at It said the chain reaction had was "out of control," and U.S. Some of Kiev 2.4 million people tion and duty to the international Chernobyl, a four-reactor complex been shut down and specialists were sources in Washington agreed. were fleeing the Ukrainian capital community to give the fullest possi­ 60 miles north of Kiev. In its most detailed casualty for Moscow, 450 miles to the nor- ble explanation of what happened "I am not authorized to tell you See SOVIETS, pageS ~~~------~

The Observer Thursday, May 1, 1986 - page 2 Mayor's crackdown on partygoers may be a rally for political SJipport Father Basil van Rensburg said he had begun the fourth week of his fast for divestment in a statement issued yester­ day. Van Rensburg has asked Thomas Carney, chairman of the It's getting harder and harder for a fella to get a Board of Trustees, if he can meet with the Board as it meets on beer around here. Just ask Jeff Morgan. May 9 and 10 to reassess the University's investments in companies This past weekend, Morgan, a Notre Dame Dan doing business in South Africa. The visiting educator said, sophomore, was at a party on Corby Street that was "Although losing physical stamina, I remain in good health ..." starting to get a little out of hand. The police arrived McCullough He has lost 31 pounds since he started the fast. - The Observer and tried to break up the little gathering, which had become a big gathering. Senior Staff Reporter Frustrated at the students' reluctance to leave, the acting vice president and dean of facul­ cops trotted out the K-9 corps -- the mean doggies. Dorothy Feigl, One thing led to another, and Morgan ended up with ty at Saint Mary's, will continue her present position for the 1986- 22 dog bites on his arms, legs and other parts of his 87 academic year, College President William Hickey announced. At the time of her appointment to the vice presidency, Feigl was body. Yesterday, South Bend Mayor Roger Parent and chairman of the chemistry and physics departments. - The police officials claimed the police were using the at­ Observer tack dogs to intimidate the students so they would leave the party more quickly. When you have a cou­ The biegest burrito ever will be rolled Saturday ple of hundred people milling around, sometimes it's by members oTthe Fontana Youth Association in Fontana, Calif., more effective to scare them off with snarling dogs in \he hopes of getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. than with snarling sergeants, they said. The Guinness book has no burrito category, the group's founder, A point well taken. Ramon Ramos said, and when the association's director, Jim But Morgan was more than intimidated by the Young, researched the subject, he couldn't find a world record police dogs. He claims he didn't provoke the attack, anywhere else. Eight people have been assigned to cook the beans. that he was an innocent victim. The police claim he Additional ingredients will include cheese and perhaps meat, assaulted, or attempted to assault, the officer Ramos said. Then members will overlap flour tortillas and roll, holding the leash of one of the dogs. A witness says hoping the beans act as an adhesive. - AP Morgan was waving his arm to show the policeman he was leaving, leading to confusion. It is virtually impossible to know what happened. Bob Hope told a seminar that timing is the secret t~ com­ As you and I aren't judges, we can't pass judgment. edy, and he proved he is still a master. An attractive young woman Sooner or later, a real judge may have to be called at the session Tuesday at the Museum of Broadcasting in New in, as Morgan is considering taking legal action York told him, "I think you're a smash." As she walked back to her against the police. seat, Hope got a big laugh just be watching her and replying, In a press conference yesterday in front of the "You're not bad either.'' Hope, 83, said comic timing "is the most house where the party and attack took place, Parent mysterious thing of all. There's no way you can teach it. you have and the police presented reporters with a petition for good, and the other bars have tightened up their to be born with it." Hope said he particularly admired Jack from area residents complaining about noise from security. Benny's timing: "lots of comedians can milk a joke; he used to get student parties an'd the rowdin~ss of the partiers. Third, the reason bars and parties that students chickenfat out of it.'' - AP The neighborhood people have a good point. frequent have been clamped down upon is because How would you feel if 200 students were partying somebody wants them shut down, namely Roger long into the night next door to your house while you Parent. The Seminole Indians have signed a contract for a were trying to sleep? Students should try to An election year is coming up for South Bend's bingo hall deep in the Everglades that will offer a rich jackpot, the understand the complaints, and should be con­ mayor and things aren't looking so good, or at least tribe's lawyer said. "We have to make it attractive enough for peo­ siderate of the neighbors. they aren't smelling so good, for old Roger. ple to come out there,'' Seminole counsel Jim Shore said Monday. And many students do try to keep things under Parent needs something to garner the support of Shore refused to say how high the stakes will be. At the tribe's control. But lately, off-campus parties almost in­ the South Bend voters; something they can really ral­ Hollywood bingo hall, stakes run from $10,000 to $150,000. The variably become flooded by roving bands of mostly ly around; a common enemy, as it were. Hmmmm, 20-year agreement with Big Cypress Million Dollar Jackpot Inc., underage students looking for a place to blow off a let's see .... run by two Broward businessmen, calls for construction to begin week of steam. Very often lawns get trampled by Hey! What about Notre Dame students? students caught up in the excitement of the party and We are an easy target. The image of the Notre this summer on a hall that would seat 5,000 people. Only two two­ people end up being obnoxious. That's when the Dame student puts forth in the mind of many South lane, unlit roads lead to the site, a pastureland on the tribe's police come and when the trouble usually begins. Bend residents, accurate or not, is that of rich, spoil­ 43,000-acre reservation, where 389 of the Seminole's 1,643 Very often, police will close down one party, ed children reaping the benefits of a first-class members live. The tribe will get a percentage of the profits, Shore follow the groups of students to the next gathering, education while the hard-working citizens toil for said, but refused to give details. - AP and then close that one down. their daily bread. There are a couple of reasons for this vicious Parent has the political smarts to capitalize on this system. First, the alcohol policy succeeded in in­ hostility, even though the University is currently the timidating many students into seeking thrills off­ number one employer in his city. After all, students campus, rather than risk the wrath of their rectors can't vote. Of Interest and RAs in the dorms. The result is the crackdown on the bars, and the Second, the local bars have suddenly dried up as "intimidation" of the attack dogs. an alternative for many students. Two of the most Not to mention a royal pain in the rump for Jeff popular bars -- Corby's and Nickie's have shut down Morgan. The '86 Dome can be picked up for the last time today from 3 to 5 p.m. at the Obudsman Desk in LaFortune. IDs are re­ quired. - The Observer

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dent for Student Affairs, was not available ·for comment about the Patrols petition or the police actions last 1960s author and social activist continued from pagel night. In addition to Morgan, police who are disobeying the orders to reported a number of other Notre thrives on his ability to tell stories move and disperse, and if you've Dame students who were arrested By CHRIS SKORCZ oracle" which Kesey likened to a only got four of five or six officers or given citations at off-campus ghosts of Christmas past, present to do the job, you've got to disperse parties last Thursday and Saturday Senior Staff Reporter and future visit the miserly barometer. Having used the 1- the people somehow and the only nights. Ebeneezer Scrooge in Dickens' "A Ching for over 15 years, Kesey way to do it is with the dogs," said On Thursday night, John Ken Kesey, author and social Christmas Carol." swears by its ability to forecast Cottrell. Scanlon, 23, of 601 E. Corby St., activist who rose to prominence His second story was one he events in the user's life. "And that's the reason the dogs was delivered a citation for viola­ during the 1960s, read from his learned from his grandmother He also used the opportunity to were used Thursday night," Cot­ tion of the city noise ordinance at a soon-to-be-published novel when he was very young. Kesey speak of his displeasure with the trell said. party held at his house. "Demon Box" last night at credits his grandmother for in­ role the United States is playing in The petition circulated among At the same party, Andrew Washington hall. stilling in him the rhythm international disputes, particular­ area residents said it was mainly a Cross, 20, of Morrissey Hall, was Kesey, who prides himself on necessary to keep a story moving ly those in the Middle East. reaction to the recent wave of par- arrested for public intoxication and his ability as a storyteller, a talent along. Kesey, who lost a son in an ties. · resisting law enforcement. he inherited from his grand­ This story, titled "Little Tricker automobile accident several years "On numerous occasions the Also on Thursday night, Patrick mother, read two stories. He then the Squirrel Meets Big Double the ago, spoke of the profound sense South Bend Police Department has Lynch, 18, of Flanner Hall, was ar­ stepped away from the podium Bear," is about resurrection, said of empathy he shares with the been called to disperse large and rested for public intoxication at a and offered his opinions on the Kesey. It is the story of a large families who have also lost sometimes unruly crowds which party on N. Notre Dame Ave. problems the United States faces bear who terrorizes and devours relatives as a result of American have assembled for the sole pur­ Steven Wulf, 20, of 814 Corby today. all his forest neighbors before be­ retaliation. He called for the use pose of getting drunk . . . . The St., the owner of a house where a ing outwitted by Tricker the of peaceful terrorism in lieu of University does not allow this type party was investigated by police, The first story he read is titled Squirrel who lures the bear to the violent reaction. of behavior on campus, why should was delivered a citation for "Now We Know How Many top of a tall tree from which the Kesey expressed regret at the it allow it in our neighborhood?" violating the city noise ordinance Holes It Takes to Fill the Albert bear falls to his death. Upon hit­ "spiritual crisis" this nation is ex­ reads the petition. on Thursday night. Hall." It is a bizarre tale of a visit ting the ground, the animals periencing. He called for the use Parent said he felt the University Brian Dibona, 18, of Flanner paid to the Beatles' Apple Records whom he had devoured are releas­ of the sort of "magic" found in was doing all it could about the off­ Hall, was arrested on the 900 block Studio by several psychedelic ed. personal, peaceful places such as campus party situation. He said he of N. Notre Dame Ave. on drug users. After attending the Kesey concluded his talk in a the grotto here at Notre Dame. met with University officials Tues­ Thursday night for public intoxica­ Beatles' Christmas party, the rather informal fashion. After his The magic of which Kesey day. Parent said the officials could tion. visitors return to the United readings, he assumed a seat on the spoke is the "ability to raise our not go into details about actions On Saturday night, Gary Hypes, • States. Kesey, himself one of the steps of the stage, microphone in eyes to heaven" in an act of faith they are taking because they are 22, of 18195 Bulla Rd., was ar­ visitors, is sought out by three in­ hand. He shared with the au­ in God's mercy. bound to confidentiality in matters rested for public intoxication and dividuals, representing the past, dience his knowledge of the The lecture was the fourth in of student disciplinary action. Thomas Sullivan, 18, of 765 Bever­ present and future much as the Oriental 1-Ching, a "binary the Future Perspectives Series. Father David Tyson, vice presi- ly Park, Jackson, Mich., was ar­ rested for public intoxication, possession of alcohol and littering. Now that you've made it Also on Saturday night, Dennis through college, ask your parents O'Brien, 19, of 172 Dillon, was ar­ rested at Scanlon's Corby address for a graduation present to help for being a minor in possession of you get through life. alcohol. AMacintoshlM personal Two students, Hemant Tiwari, 29, of E. Sorin St. and Michael computer. O'Hagan, 20, of E. St. Louis Blvd., If you're headed off into the were delivered citations for viola­ tions of the city noise ordinance. business world, we highly recom­ According to President of the mend our new Macintosh Plus. Northeast Neighborhood Center Between its one megabyte of Arthur Quigley, credit as well as blame should be given to students. RAM, 128K of ROM and double­ The area residents generally have sided 800K internal disk drive, it a good relationship with students, despite the problems of recent lets you put all the power of a weeks, said Quigley, an associate comer office on a single comer of professor of electrical engineering vour desk. at Notre Dame. He said many students help · If your parents buy the idea residents through volunteer work. of a Macintosh, but feel like Through crime watches and cooperation between students and maybe theyve donated enough to year-round residents, the quality of your future the past four years, life has improved in the Northeast there's always our newly en­ Neighborhood, he added. hanced Macintosh 512K with its added 800K internal disk drive Celebrate and 128K of ROM. Its considerably more afford­ LifeI able, yet still has enough power to run hundreds of leading software Help the programs. Besides, you canal­ ways upgrade your Macintosh

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The Observer Thursday, May 1, 1986 - page 4 Residents of Mexico City flee quake Associated Press Attention NO and SMC Juniors MEXICO CITY -A major earth­ quake yesterday sent Mexico City residents fleeing into the streets and rocked four coastal states, creating panic reminiscent of that caused by last September's catastrophic tremor. But initial reports indicated yesterday's quake and two after­ Wednesday, April 30th shocks caused no major damage or injuries. Mexican seismological experts said the quake measured 6.5 on the Obtain surveys through ND hall reps and SMC campus mail Richter scale and lasted 65 seconds. and at Student Activities for Off-campus BUilding Please fill out surveys by Tuesday, May 6th continued from page 1 businesses, two of them undesignated as yet. She said the basement will also house Bill Hickey's sweets shop. The first floor of the new wing in the student center will be the loca­ tion of the new, expanded Huddle, Neal said. The second floor will contain the Student Activities Offices, the minority student lounge, the black student lounge and the interna­ tional student lounge, she said. Neal added that roughly one-half of the floor space on the third story of the addition will be occupied by The Observer. Also housed here­ will be the AM radio station, Ad­ works, and publications: The Jug­ gler, the Dome, and the Scholastic. Hughes continued from page 1 mascot. "I admire the spirit and enjoy­ ment Jeff has brought to the ...------The Drinks Are On Us!----- leprechaun's character, but I hope to add something new to the posi­ tion also," Hughes said. Hughes will be performing at all ofthe football games and most of • the basketball games next year. "I 4 SMALL SOFT DRINKS FREE Pizza ONLY At see it as my responsibility to become the embodiment of the WITH T'HE PURCHASE OF ANY SMALL Little Caesars Notre Dame spirit," he said. 1349 Portage Ave Hughes said he really enjoyed the ' different perspective of the game 2 ITEM, $6.50 Little Caesars Pizza South Bend, IN while actually being on the field in­ stead of simply spectating from the 233-3200 stands during his debut. "I had a great time talking to alumni, getting my picture taken, and having people ask me for, my autograph," he said. Hughes is enthusiastically awaiting the upcoming season and Moving To The Big Apple? he said he hopes to cheer the Irish to many victories.

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Did you ever initate a conversation about has an overall teenage pregnancy rate of is one of "a better informed teenager is a What to do? Get a clue. The Western sex with your parents? Did they ever initiate about 95 per 1000 girls, other countries, such more cautious teenager." European countries take the attitude that sex one with you? Would you? Would they? If as Holland, Sweden, France, Britain and Curiously, the attitude is just the opposite is a necessity in life, just like eating or sleep­ your answer is no to any or all of these ques­ Canada range from only 15 (Holland) to 45 in the US. Sex education is virtually non­ ing. If the US follows this lead, demystifies tions, don't feel bad or left out, you are not (Britain) per 1000 girls; not even half the US existent, birth control and abortions, though sex and treats it as a normal part of life, it alone. rate. (These rates include those pregnancies not difficult to obtain, are certainly not con­ will lead to greater teenage awareness of which result in abortion.) doned by the government (much less provid­ their sexuality and a lower teenager pregnan­ Michael Froning The difference? Simply put: Sex educa­ ed for), and social services hardly compare cy rate, as the aforementioned countries tion and an absence of moral judgment on with those of Western European countries. already demonstrate. sex by the government. Countries with lower The US, in its infinite wisdom, tends to take teenage pregnancy rates than the US in­ the attitude of "what we don't teach our This is not to say the government should overseas evitably have governments which take teenagers, they won't know." Think again. pay for abortions and give us all free con­ positive action towards the issue of sexuali­ In fact, the Guttmacher survey found a traceptive devices. But exposure, openness, Most parents and childern in the United ty. This results in better (for that matter ex­ direct correlation between a teenage a positive attitude at a young age towards States are victims of that old double stan­ isting) sex education programs in schools at pregnancy rate and a lack of openness on sexuality and more comprehensive social ser­ dard: sex is all right, as long as teenagers a young age, easier access to birth control sexuality by governments. In the institute's vices are a minimum requirement for com­ don't know about it. Most parents subscribe and abortion and better social services for words: "In no country (except the US) was batting \he outrageous teenage pregnancy to thls view, and treat sex as a taboo subject, pregnant teenagers. Yet teenagers are not there an effort by government to prevent sex rate in the US. The US needs to dispose of refusing to teach their children the facts of necessarily more sexually active in these or encourage chastity." its attitude that ignorance of their sexuality life. Rather, the parents let their children countries than their American counterparts, The problem with the US's reactionary at­ will keep teenagers out of trouble. It is simp­ learn on their own, which inevitably means they are just better informed. titude towards sex, is that teenagers reach ly not true. We cannot afford to let they learn the hard way. In Sweden, the reproductive process is puberty at an age of 12 or 13 as opposed to teenagers make irreversible mistakes out of This is duly reflected in the teenage taught beginning at the age of seven and 14 or 15 as it was at the turn of the century. ignorance. Unfortunately, human sexuality pregnancy rate of United States teenagers. students learn about birth control by the age And an uneducated, sexually curious is not like a math class where if you add one In white teenagers, the rate is 83 pregnancies of 12. In Britain and Holland, birth control teenager of this age is dangerous for obvious plus one and get three, you start over. per 1000 girls and in black teenagers, the rate is virtually free to teenagers, courtesy of the reasons. Not knowing better, the uninform­ is a startling 163 pregnancies per 1000 government. And in France, one private ed teenager is far more likely to experiment girls. birth control firm commits every Wednesday with sex to learn about it than to ask at Michael Froning is a sophomore currently This may not seem like a lot, until com­ afternoon to group discussions for school or home about it, especially consider­ studying in the Angiers,France study pro­ pared with other countries. While the US teenagers. The common theme throughout ing the attitude of most parents. gram and is a regular Viewpoint columnist. Make motives clear to all: justice, not profit

An open letter to Father Hesburgh: would probably expect, our discussion then University a sting of financial repercussion tion at the end of the corporate leash. hit on apartheid - the acid test as one of us and lost revenue are avoided by you and, as a Please, Father Hesburgh, let's make a Our lunchtimes are a routine affair. We called it. consequence, the University. But we would stand. Let's give support to those trying sit around a table in our offices in the Our conversation really picked up : like to tell you it is a sting we want to share. through the peaceful means of civil disobe­ Cushing Building and enjoy each other's "We can really show the way," said one. A sting that would let us say we, the Notre dience to upheave the terror of apartheid. company. We discuss a lot of things. Sure, "If we divest now, it will probably cost a Dame community, were a voice of support to they include work and our everyday con­ few endowments but that's the price you pay those suffering in South Africa. A sting that Let Notre Dame make it clear what is im­ cerns. We may even get a bit silly and spend for being witness to a cause," offered would allow us to celebrate during the portant to its community. Let us divest. a lot of time talking about nothing at all. another. resulting hardships of our action. Many people, including our little gathering, "Anyway, the students and faculty sup­ will be that much more proud to be iden­ port divestment - the University's voice is We have no right to judge you and the tified with this great University. Bill Clarke clear." trustees, Father Hesburgh, but there does John Mundell Then we started postulating. "Imagine if seem to be an alarming correlation between Bill Clarke and John Mundell are Notre we not only divested but that Father this University's stand on issues and the posi- Dame graduate students. guest column Hesburgh was an outspoken advocate for divestment." The conversation picked up. But one day, we started talking about a "Yes, with 55 million Catholics here in the common concern. You see, we are all a bit U.S., and a bit of response to Father Ted's P.O.BoxQ worried with events happening around the call, those corporate bucks would really start world so fast that it is impossible to fully to drain from South Africa." himself, and it follows that for us to claim a comprehend what is going on. Surely you 'Retributive justice' right of revenge is to trespass against God's get the same feeling; terrorist hits, insurgen­ ''Offered with some prayerful intentions, prerogatives. cies, Presidents fleeing and superpowers the gesture of divestment would certainly should be left to God jostling each other are problems becoming publicize the apartheid issue," said someone If we have a proper and sober respect for more and more familiar. We would be silly eagerly. Dear Editor: our own salvation, it would seem that we to think that our lunching group could do We got pretty excited. Imagine that; a In his letter of April 25, Kevin Smant writes could in no way wish for the death or harm . anything alone to cure some of these pro­ divestment by Notre Dame with your sup­ of the recent raid against Libya, "Can it not of any person. And while we most certainly blems. However, we didn't agree to despair port doing all that. According to the leaders be that the act, in itself was just? .. To me, can hope that the world may become more because we have always thought our collec­ of the majorities in South Africa and those simple justice demands it." Surely Mr. just, it is hardly fitting for us to wish retribu­ tive voice together with the rest of the Notre South Africans here on campus, that kind of Smant does not need to be reminded, tion upon another, when we ourselves shall Dame community could be heard through thing could do the trick. however, that if retributive justice were the one day stand before God, who knows even you. Here was a man, we thought, who was Silence. A return to reality. We forgot. last word, we should all be doomed to both our hidden faults. Our Lord has commanded a clear and sharp voice to the conscience of You don't support divestment. The guys at death and damnation. There is no indication us to love our enemies, to return good for Americans; a leader of civil rights; a man our gathering didn't bring up the question of that divine justice differentiates between harm, and to pray for those who persecute who has stood out on a limb for what is your motives. We have heard you explain an degrees of wrongdoing, and it is only God's us. This is hard, and against our natures, and right; a man Time magazine listed as one of active engagement strategy on a number of freelly given grace and mercy that can raise often against our better judgement. But the moral leaders in the U.S. today. This is occasions. But how can the University claim us from our graves and deliver us from per­ whoever would follow Christ must also bear what we had heard and come to believe to be morally assessing the issue of apartheid dition. If our own salvation is contrary. to his cross. Christ also said that whoever puts before arriving at Notre Dame. We then when its objectivity is tainted by profits from "simple justice", it would seem that we his hand to the plow and looks back is not fit reflected and tried to remember whether the the apartheid system? should be wary of waving the banner of for the Kingdom of Heaven. The way of the University, through you, had ever voiced an Surely our strength lies in our string moral retribution, or of tying it to the spear of cross is painful, and the life in which we try opinion that verified this commitment to conviction and not in our weak financial vengeance. to obey Jesus may be hard and brief. But the justice at the expense of the material welfare lever~ge. How will anyone hear of our call Moreover, the guilt of the offender, and his way of the cross is the only way, and the life of this University. We're sorry to inform for justice through the shroud of such a self­ desert of punishment, do not in themsleves of obedience to Jesus is the only life worthy you of our poll - it had not. At least, it had serving policy? give to any other individual the right to pass of being Jed. not in our memory. And so on this note, Then we made an observation. It seems all judgement or to execute the sentence. The Steven Horst we became a little despondent. As you options of any consequence that will give the Lord claims the right of vengeance for Department of Philosophy

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are asking for trouble. Furthermore, they successful ever. Their soccer stadiums are cials. When broadcasting a soccer game live were arrested for crossing a police barrier, very good, the biggest of which is the Aztec on TV, there is absolutely no room for com­ RASTA needs help treated poorly in Central Lock-Up, and Stadium in Mexico City with a capacity over mercials (except at half-time!). taken for a ride by a cabbie. 100,000. Furthermore, the television station Another factor that was looked into was His palms searched the sky. Many of us have spent all ·our lives in New in Mexico City is one of the biggest in the the conflict of the Cup with some important Though his eyes were Orleans, enjoying the city and never ex­ world, and world-wide picture transmission sport events in the U.S. The baseball season Stone. periencing a story comparable to theirs. is excellent there. is just underway and will be well covered by The answers remained New Orleans hospitality is something many The latter point is a factor that could have the networks this summer, and the first week Unsung, unstrung of us are yet to discover in any other city. been used to choose the United States as the of the Cup wiii coincide with the finals of the But everyday Our hospitality comes from the people in the site for the World Cup, for it is well known NBA World Championship. He wondered more ... streets, in the bars, in the stores -- where one that the communication network in this This 1986 World Cup should be a good Echoes vibrated in would expect it; we are not surprised people country is the best in the world. However, opportunity to popularize soccer in this His heart- are not hospitable in Central Lock-Up. In other factors weren't favorble. One of them country. Rumors have it that NBC will carry The sound closing, we would like to emphasize that is the lack of popularity soccer enjoys here. the event, but how extensive the coverage It was hollow. Mardi Gras and New Orleans, despite its Although more and more people are practic­ wiii be remains to be seen. Soccer is too Loveless, doubtful, hopeless laissez-faire nature, is no different from any ing the sport, especially among the very beautiful a sport to be apathetic about it, He did not try for more other major city in its need for prudence. young, soccer is still just the fifth or sixth and it really is a shame that the most popular In a trance he begged, The hardships those students incurred were sport, and that's being generous! Soccer is sport in the world have so little friends in the Thinking he deserved. in large part their own fault. more popular around the world than all the most athletic country on this planet. If you Sinking other sports combined, but somehow it has are a soccer fan, then I'm sure that you can't Under his own weight John Gisleson still some difficulties finding its way in this wait for May 31 to come, and this article He felt the bottom. Robert Charbonnet country. may not have told you anything new. If In the strange uncomfortable New Orleans Club members you're not, then give it a try, and chances are Depth Furthermore, what prevents soccer from you'll catch the soccer fever. And, why not, With palms still outstretched becoming more popular is the little interest come 1994, you might even want the United He dared to look up the TV networks seem to be showing toward States to host the Soccer World Cup! And he saw Great sport of soccer this sport. The reason here seems to be of a At any rate, please give soccer a chance. He knew commercial nature, for soccer does not have Then he Gave worthy of U.S. support any time-outs or stopping of the clock which Ranzi Bualuan And full of Love, he played Dear Editor: allows networks to fill a game with commer- Graduate Student The melody Of his Answer. Finally, it's coming close. The Soccer THE FAIR SlbE World Cup is just a few weeks away, and the Please help the RAST A cause. whole world is almost at a standstill as it is getting ready for it. Lara Naughton Every four years, on non-leap even years, RASTA the best teams from around the world gather to compete in the Soccer World Cup, the most important sport event on earth. Mex­ ico will host this year's event (the 1990 World Lack of sense caused Cup will be in Italy), and 24 countries wiii compete from May 31st till June 29th. problems at Mardi Gras The United States will not participate in the Cup for they were knocked out last year Dear Editor: in the elimination rounds by Costa Rica. Some improvement needs to be made in the This letter is in response to a recent article level of soccer in this country if it wants to in the Scholastic on "New Orleans Hospitali­ compete on an international level, but this ty" in which the author and a few friends at­ can only be done by popularizing soccer, i.e. tended Mardi Gras and encountered a few by showing it more interest and less apathy. problems. Although we cannot deny that the Following this summer's World Cup is a first events did occur, we want to emphasize that step. the vast majority of problems at Mardi Gras A few years ago, former Secretary of State are self-induced or easily avoidable by exer­ Henry Kissinger used his influence to try to cising common sense. Urinating on a car in convince the International Soccer Federation front of policemen just might be considered to let the United States host this year's World an example of poor common sense, a Cup. At that time, the site was still to be necessity in any major city and a minor pro­ voted for, and a few places in South, Central .. vision in a situation such as Mardi Gras. In and North America were candidates. ..St.)()~! addition, he mentions he was mugged; if you The choice of Mexico came as a logical Hv l wear $300 worth of gold and use the facilities one to most people. First of all, the 1970 'ou.11 Se.~~~r ,s ,., T~-t£. e ~ c N • _ _ ' by yourself in a relatively secluded area, you World Cup held there was one of the most The Observer General Board Edttor-in-Chtef...... Joe Murphy Busmess Manager ...... Eric Scheuermann Managing Edttor ...... Kevm Becker Controller ...... Alex VonderHaar P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, IN 46556 (219) 239-5303 Viewpoint Edt tor...... Scott Bear by Production Manager...... Chris Bowler Sports Editor ...... Dennis Corrigan Photography Manager ...... 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( Happy IS• . i House hostile Amazingly, from this Far-East feudhaven TIM HEALY, RUSS HUMBERSTON I f came a great meal: hearty and delicious. The GREG DeFILIPPO ' traditional sweet-and-sour pork was a features writers ., delightful combination of tomatoes, green '! peppers, pineapple and pork served with When driving to the Happy House, expec­ ; stick rice. The Jar Do Guy was equally satis­ tations were high: happy times, good food, ! ;. : i ,' .· fying. It consisted of beef, green peppers, H swell fortunes and cheery conversation •• ••~r ' ; . ·····•-''" tomatoes and bamboo snaps . boo (]' .,. awaited all - so it appeared. The Happy to t House is not happy. In the words of guest Other items included on the menu were oth4 critic and chauffeur Emmet Murphy: "For a various chicken, beef and seafood entrees. thai happy house, this place is sad. I don't And for the vegetarians there is a fresh hoh believe it would have been a success during vegetable chop suey or chow mein. Prices pris the Ming dynasty, an era that I well are reasonable for the quantity served, but if mor remember." you order extra mushrooms it'll cost you fror bucks (three to be exact). Since there are no tori half-orders or splitting meals, and the at­ Restaurant mosphere is unsettling, carry-out is available i: and suggested. ! : The number is 684-0484 and the Happy House is open until 9:00. When picking up **' your order bring cash. Checks or credit The Observer/Dre-w Sandler cards have been "nix" since someone named Happy House owner Jang Mok with cook David Mark George Phillips passed a phony check there The Happy House is a restaurant speckled for $8.37. They have it taped to the wall with strife and riddled with turmoil. First of Patty acted as waitress, bus person, tempts to create an oriental atmosphere. right next to the cash register. all, the waitress had a quick temper and a sweeper, water girl and cashier, while the Each table has a Chinese lamp with a hand­ short fuse. She seemed irritated by the many owner and his wife sat at a table exchanging painted scene on it, and tassles are Also next to the cash register, you can pur­ inqu~ries about the menu. Evidently, the in­ wistful conversation over kettle-brewed tea. everywhere. However, red cafe chairs, chase extra fortune cookies, mints or Mead gredients of Jar Do Guy, Chow Guy Kew She argued with them in clear view of the bathroom tiles and brown paneled walls envelopes, but not stamps or stationery. and Loong Ming Ting should have been ob­ diners, most of whom were graying or defeat any positive effects created elsewhere vious. Upon close observation, however, it balding, except for the San Francisco/M.ex­ in the res.taurant. Also, like any "fine" For those adventurous enough to dine in became apparent that the stress and pressure ico City hitchhiker whose only comment for Chinese restaurant, the music played was a the hostile confines of the Happy House, it is Fi1 to which this poor girl was subjected could the evening was "the owner just trips on that combination of Chinese folk tunes and Elton located on 3121 U.S. 31 North, 10 miles an only be manifested in her anger to the 3-D collage." John -blaring from the kitchen. And in this, north of the WNDU building. The phone Lc customer. We were her release valve, as it the Chinese ear of the Dragon or the Tiger, number is 684-0484 and the restaurant is be were. The 3-D collage is just one of the many at- the Happy House displayed one of each. open unti19 p.m. y( Reggae with a message Parade receives m I.'l 'l i TIM ADAMS KRIS MURPHY and KEVIN i features writer WALSH ~I I features staff writers i Dallol's first album, Land of the .. i·GENESIS· 1J Genesis, is a lively and diverse of­ Hi, I'm Kris Murphy, resident col­ fering of reggae, united with the umnist, electrician and conossieur ::u ii Ico:mnton theme of love and help­ of fine syncopated noises. l l[ ing. This group, whorelocated to Hi, I'm uh, Kevin Walsh, and I'm II" ' ~ Chicago from Ethiopia, has been not really sure a) what fine syn­ z ,, playing in the U.S. since 1979, and copated noises are and b) why I'm () .. I with the help of Rita Marley, wife reviewing a Prince record. the late, great Bob Marley, they rn have put out a solid debut LP. Records Records ~\\, . Parade )> Land of the Genesis \\ '~ '****(outoflour) z

M: This is the new Prince record, 0 Saturday Notre Dame and Saint Parade, his eighth album. Mary's students will be able to hear W: For chrissake, nice album _, Dallol's music live in a Rally cover. Put a shirt on. At least cover up his bellybutton. Against Starvation - sponsored I concert at Stepan Center. M: The cover looks like Dirty The music of Dallol is at times Mind, but the sound is definitely rn cheerful and upbeat, as on the different. He seems to have opted I opening cut, "Selam," but at times for a cross between the heavily or­ the mood of the music matches the ~ ..., .. :;.~. chestrated, psychedelia of Around lyrical pensiveness of some tunes, the World in a Day and the such as "Genesis," adelicatenumber danceable funk of 1999. The sound stuff sounds fresh to me. It all about their home continent of song styles. Sure there are the What Dallol does wish for, is stripped down, but the album sounds similar to other things Africa, and "Sail Along," which traditional Jamaican-influenced however, is for the world to be gives the listener an impression of Prince has done before. Granted, features a mellow arrangement reggae numbers, with their jerky in­ united. Their optimistic message is density. the guy is the most important black punctuated by the occasional use of terplay of bass and rhythm guitar best summarized in "Love is Com­ W: Yeah, the density of Prince's artist since Little Richard, but I just horns. (and keyboards), but Dallol cuts a ing," an ingenuous plea for skull. Why don't we try to make a expect him to come out with some Along with ''Selam," an infec­ pretty wide swath on this album. everyone to help eachother, for million top-10 songs that all sound new direction. I think he did the tious song featuring a mean dance "Ashkaroo" veers much to the side fear of the world's end. It goes: the same ...er, all the same syn­ best dance record anyone ever has groove, "Hoya Hoye" and "Nice of funk, showing off the almost copated noises ... with 1999, but, for me, that doesn't Feelings" look to be concert Funkadelic-like keyboads of Peopleofthe world do much. I just think that it's time highlights. "Hoya Hoye" is a mid­ Melaku Retta and Dereje Mekkon­ We all must understand M: There you're wrong, big guy. for Prince to ''try a new position." tempoed singalong number that nen, spiced up with an interesting We've got to live together This is an extremely eclectic record. sticks in your mind as soon as you array of percussion by Asrat Join hand in hand The album uses everything from M: You're missing the point and a hear it. Slow dancers, be ready for Aemro Sellassie. This song segues Peace to the world tubas to scartch/funk guitar. The lot of good music because you "Nice Feelings," as the soothing into a pretty ballad, "Mr. DJ," Love to everyone songs range from the psychedelic refuse to take Prince seriously. A voice of Dallol chimes out a which reveals in the joy of reggae in Regardless of creed march of "Christopher Tracy's lot of people are turned off by his reassuring message of happiness its lyrics, but at the same time, I Unity throughout the land Parade" to the cabaret ballad "Do blatantly sexual image and the and, well, niceness. You won't be can see it getting played on a U Lie?" to the raunchy funk of often egotistical way he presents able to resist that one. (progressive) top-40 station. Ap­ Dallol will be spreading their "K'Iss. " H'e s never used so many himself, but the fact is that his man _One of the more interesting parently, Dallol does not wish to message of peace Saturday night at musical styles before. is a genius as far as modern pop aspects of Land of the Genesis is become stuck playing just one type Stepan Center. It's up to you to W: You're right, but none of this music is concerned. He's eccentric, how Dallol covers a wide of listen. 8 Thursday, May 1, 1986- page 9

''Money Pit'' is good for a few laughs

leave a Manhattan apartment due to the and then stupidly. This occurs throughout P.A.CIMINO unexpected return of the owner, a famous the movie, and the viewer is often compelled features writer Russian conductor and Anna's ex-husband to yell obscenities at the screen in disbeliev­ (Alexander Gudonov), the couple buy the ing frustration. mansion in question for a fraction of its sup­ Have you ever come upon a crowded toll­ posed selling price. They move in with the On the other side of the duo is Long. She booth, seen a short line and gotten in it only intention of converting it to their own dream was terrific as a hooker in Ron Howard's to have it move three times slower than any house. Unfortunately, they got more than "Night Shift," but here she falls on her face. other? Well, if you have, you understand they bargained for. Much more. She plays Anne in a guarded way, almost as ....,..,, ... that what looks good on the surface may if she is unsure what to do with the part. ·~ hold some unexpected and unwanted sur­ Even right to the end, her character remains As soon as Fielding puts the key in the front removed and does not complement Hanks at prises underneath. This, in a nutshell, is the door things begin to happen. The doorbell moral of the new movie "The Money Pit," all. Also, Long was pregnant during shorts out, the door falls off and the plumb­ shooting for "The Money Pit," and some from the shop of Steven Spielberg and direc­ ing spews obnoxious green sludge. Little by tor Richard Benjamin. scenes find her paunchier than others. Well, little the house shows its worst faults and even the wonders of modern technology soon the staircase collapses and the bathtub can't change nature. falls through the floor. This gets old rather quickly, and it's reminiscent of little nasty There are also some bright spots in the gremlins incessantly tearing a town apart. movie. Gudonov is terrific as a vain, self­ Spielberg plays this deteriorating house bit a centered conductor and has some of the Movie review little too far. When this finally ends, film's funniest lines. He plays his character Fielding calls numerous contractors to help to the hilt while remaining believable. The ''The MGney Pit" him rebuild the house. Their work practices best performers in the movie, though, are the Tom Hanks are slightly unusual, though, and provide contractors and their workers. The majority some of the more humorous scenes in the of the movie is supposed to be taking place in their time no matter how urgent the project. movie. the northern suburbs of New York, and this The beauty of these portrayals is that they fact alone calls for characters with certain are not just comic. They hold a modicum of Hanks is his usual comedic self and is demeanors. The contractors are money­ truth as any New Yorker will quickly notice likable as a man who is forced to live grubbing jokers who employ aliens and and add some interesting humor to the film's through more home improvement problems criminals. They realize that Fielding needs immediately stale premise. ''The Money Pit" is the story of Walter (and bills) than can be considered natural. them desperately and naturally milk him for On the whole, "The Money Pit" is a good Fielding (Tom Hanks of "Splash" fame) He has long held a monopoly on puzzled ex­ all he is worth. film. It contains a number of script and and his reluctant fiancee, Anna (Shelley pressions and uses many of them in the film character problems which Spielberg should Long of "Cheers") who decide to invest in a with amusing results. The workers, meanwhile, are more con­ keep to a minimum. Yet even so, the film beautiful million-dollar house in the New At times, though, consecutive scenes find cerned with eating, reading the paper, or garners some strong laughs and makes for a York city suburbs. After they are forced to Hanks' character acting first intelli~ently watching Anne than anything else and take good time. mixed reviews Big World has energy

about it. I think that's better than By DENNIS CORRIGAN trying to disguise it. He also seems Features Writer to have some new ideas about sex UJ as viewd by the line "Don't be too flirty mama, I know how to un­ Joe Jackson is a dissatisfied 0 dress me" in "Kiss." He seems to be man. After his 1982 release, Night <( approaching the subject in a more and Day, Jackson decided he had mature sense on songs like "Girls had enough of videos and decided he would no longer make any to and Boys" THAN HE DID IN 0:: support his albums. On his latest SONGS LIKE "Let's Pretend We're release, Big World on A&M <( Married." Records, Jackson has grown tired 0.. of conventional recording techni­ W: That's true. I guess it's actual­ ques with their touch ups, overdubs ly the music that I object to. Latter and special effects that make the day soul and funk seems to rely music seem overly slick and too much on this sex thing as a ultimately soulless. crutch for lyrics. Sam Cooke sang z about love, not about "undressing r 0 me." I predict that Purple Rain, Records Prince's most guitar-based album Big World to date, will be the classic, not all '-'\\\ '·.·,. t­ this synthesized funk/junk. \\\ ***1tout of four) M: OK, Tipper. I liked Purple :J Rain, but I think that Parade's "Mountains" and ....J To counter this, Jackson record­ "~otherloverholeenyohead" out ed the 15 tracks on Big World in the 0 do anything on that album for live setting of the Roundabout sheer aural punch, guitars or not. Theater in New York. After check­ > This is Prince's best album to date. ing the levels in rehearsals, Jackson As suggested by its title, Big the same cynical message. The ar­ UJ It's eclectic, well written, subtle and and his band played before the au­ World touches on international as rangements again keep the album it sticks in your mind and in your dience, which was asked to keep well as domestic themes. On "The from becoming overly bitter, as do all but then again how many geniuses feet for days. I'm only hoping that quiet throughout the session, and Jet Set," Jackson sings of crass songs like "Tonight and Forever" i lgS aren't? he can out do himself again next the resulting songs were recorded American tourists. On "Forty which Jackson yearns for mor directly to a two-track master time with his lover. Jackson, ~d. W: So eccentricity is now an ex­ time. Years" Jackson talks of the disaf­ recorder without overdubbing. fection between allies since World though, joins the current wave o lCk cuse for chauvinism and lack of W: I didn't like Parade, but then War II, while "Tango Atlantico" nostalgia when he sings of wantin liSt finesse? No, I think not. What again, I don't like Prince's musical The result is an album with all concerns itself with the British­ to return to his "Hometown." me ever happened to the subtle sexual style. Asking me to pick a favorite the spontaneity and raw energy of a Argentinian Falklands conflict. On :he lyrics of ~ongs like "Shake, Rattle Prince album is kind of like asking concert but with the same precision these and other cuts Jackson turns laS and Roll," or "Louie, Louie?" that me to pick my favorite brand of sound of a studio recording. On a cynical eye to the topic but mixes Overall this album ranks with n't was half the fun. When the PMRC frozen broccoli. I can't really win. the first few listenings, it's hard to it with superb musical ar­ some of Jackson's best work. The ne has no problem spotting dirty lyrics I just have two questions that I'd believe that this was really recorded rangements, most notably on "For­ songs are well-written and sharply " you know you're in trouble. The like to ask about Parade. Question live. But after listening again, the ty Years" with its lilting piano. Ad­ performed. Jackson has long bee parents shouldn't be understanding number one: when is Prince going vocals, drums, guitars and ding to the international flavor of acknowledged as l. top-note da this stuff. to learn how to spell basic words keyboards all have the sound the album are its liner notes and songwriter and arranger, and Bi World only adds to his reputation. rou like "you" and "for?" Once he ac­ associated with a live setting, most lyrics in six languages. notably on songs like "Wild West," The main complaint with Bi A M: That's not the point either. complishes this, he'll dispell all "We Can't Live Together" and World is that its 15 cuts only tak his those rumors that he was the Prince doesn't talk about sex to "Soul Kiss." The overt guitar Yet Jackson also turns to themes up three album sides. Side four i the anger the PMRC. For Prince, sex original guy who misspelled Led sound of Big World returns the dealing with city life, "Wild West" blank. After listening to thr nts is a metaphor for the freedom and Zeppelin and Def Leppard. Ques­ sound of the album to that of about a Bernhard Goetz-type sides, it's a wonder why Jackso 1an abandon he finds in his music. For tion number two: where did Prince Jackson's first three releases, Look character and "Man In the Street", didn't write more songs. As it is, K>P Prince, sex is just as much a part of get the lines "Sometime it snows in Sharp!, I'm the Man and Beat about the government's apathy Big World leaves this listener ask ric, life as music is and he's honest Aprin" It never snows in April ... Crazy. towards the ordinary person, with ing for more. The Observer Thursday, May 1, 1986- page 10

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I lost a large set of keys last week on DESPERATELY SEEKIN SUSAN!! Or Mr. Stanford Contest1 MAKE EXTRA DOLLARS THIS SUM­ a gold NO chain. If found call John at SWIM COACH -boy's varsity, Adams High School. One-half mile anyone else who can sell me two Mr. Stanford Contest! MER! TAKE THIS JOB HOME. Call 272-3388. NOTICES from campus. Nov. thru Feb. Two commencement tickets. My parents Mr. Stanford Contest! 272-8280 weekends, 272-9181 practices per dayk, five days/wk. Ap­ have already been shut down for din­ Mr. Stanford Contest! weekdays. Typing Availeble prox. $1900. Call Mr. Przybycz at 288- ner tickets Saturday night. Let them Coming Sat. May 3rd 7:30pm at USS NO lifesaving ring taken out of watch their favorite youngest son Washington Hall! M.A. Buon divertimento • 287-4082 4655 . South Dining Hall Friday is worthless graduate. HELP· Call Paul at 277- tanti augurl to you but most valuable to the Need ride to Sarasota, Florida, Call Rob 1913. TOCCAATE owner. Please return to either dining TYPING 1772 RASTA T-SHIRTS hall - no questions asked. G-1 have the key to your steel CALL CHRIS Available this WNk at the dining something or another. Now is this the 234-1117. I need Commencement tixs halls! LOST: yellos "grace hall" key Chain. Please call Geoff CHASTITY Ball or the CHARITY Ball? Please call 283-3810 for reward or 289-3499 ·M leave with rector, Fr. Lardner. Thank FOR SALE Wordprocessing-Typing you NEED A JOB THIS SUMMER? LIVE IN 272-8827 GLAMOUR POSTERS. Don't let that MACINTOSH 400K EXTERNAL DRIVE' special guy or girl forget you during MILWAUKEE? Work on the lakefront, Found: Casio watch 4/27 at Stepan $260.00 PAT 283-4255 the summer! Give a photo poster by flexible hours. Call 1264 (Kristen) for PERSONALS-] Info, inter~iew. Typing!Wordprocesslng Courts. Call Steve 4366 to claim. nationally published model 277-8131 photographer, Joe Ringer. 287-0613. You're invited Found one basketball at Lyons For Sale:round trip ticket on United to a Charity Ball Cocktail Party courts on Sunday April 20th, after Air Limo to be used before Dec 31 & Tonight at 7-10 p.m. SMC Hagger GOVERNMENT HOMES from $1 (U Monyak vs. Armed and Dangerous bargain priced at $30. Call Mark at GRADUATION is coming we're What really ticks me off is mat patio repair). Also delinquent tax property. Call game. Call John at 2151. history! ELECTRICITY is graduating they're spending their kid's dental 2393 $1 with Charity Ball pre-purchased 805-687-6000 ext. GH-9834 for informa­ so all you OJs, pseudo-OJs, and check-up money on roach clips. JEN­ ticket tion. FOUND: sweater, also three pairs of aspiring DJs take notice. All of our ZO and her ROCKIN' NOVA. gloves. identify and claim at dispatch excellent professional sound equip­ $3 without ticket, All you can drink 21 10 required lor admittance. All window in the computing center. ACT NOW! DISKETTES ment must go. Items not already sold Bulk 5·1/4' DS/DD. 49 cents each. Lots include 1 Technics SL-1200 turntable welcome. Proceeds go to world hunger. Lost: diamond pendant in the area by of 50. These are not seconds. MONEY 1 Crown 0-150 A power amp, 1 GLI That was major footballs on my TYPING Fast, High-Quality. Call the Security Office and Power Plant. BACK GUARANTEE. No questions PMX 7000 preamp/mixer. 1 Cabbage carpet. FN Only two shopping days 'till Mr. Stan­ 287-9257. It has great sentimental value, so if asked. Call MEl, 1-800-634-3478, 9-9 Case coffin, 2 Yamaha S4115H ford contest! found please call Kris at 3617 or 3354. EST M-F, 10-6 Sat. Offer expires speakers, speaker cords & patch 5/29/86. cables. Great prices. Call Frank 1743 Ride Needed To Chicago, May 2 - LOST: ONE GAUDY RHINESTONE or Steve 2215. THANK YOU ST. JUDE FOR ALL Call Beth 284-5439. PRO-TYPE - 15 yrs. exp. student & CLIP-ON EARRING. IF FOUND CALL YOUR HELP! law papers, resumes, dissertations. JULIE x4570. SELL YOUR CLASS BOOKS FOR SSS 277-5833. TO THE FRENCH McNUGGET: ARE and CREDIT!!! Cliff notes available. It's not just a job. Drivers needed to LOST - large set of keys at Stepan YOU THIRSTY? I WILL BE. PANOORA'S BOOKS 937 South Bend deliver The Observer next semester...... ' .. picnic Sat. Keychain has duck on it. If . Ave. 233-2342 . Drivers needed for every day of the TO BABE AT SMCBRAR COPY MACH ATIENTION ALL OFF CAMPUS found call Tim 3132. MON NIT -CALL 'GUY IN NO CLASSIFIEDS FOR THE N£X1 week. Must be avai Iable from 11 a.m. STUDENTS FROM CONNECTICUT: PUBUSHING DAY WILL BE AC­ FOR SALE - 2-bed loft, finished and to 1:15 p.m. Paid position. If in­ HURRY' X3223 FOUND: Blue and brown Indian For lnfor. concerning the baggage CEPTED UN'TlL ll P.M. DAILY. stained. terested fill out an application at The necklace near Lyons Hall on 4/30. truck, contact Martha Walsh at 2670. black vinylloveseat, and 2 dressers. Observer office or call Mark at 2450. Call Tim at 2530 to claim. EXpf;~T TYPING SERVICE. CALL Call Sheila at 272-1068 Thank you St. Jude for favors MRS COKER, 233· 7009. MOLEHEADSHALLRETURN LOST: Wilson Indoor/Outdoor basket­ granted. FURNITURE FOR SALE: Sft plaid RASTAWEEK ball (Super Shot model) during couch, 4ft brown couch, both in great arcedle quarterfinal game between Lee's RASTAWEEK Kramer & Smoron: Georgie survived .. shape. Lg recliner, chair, bookcase, m RASTAWEEK BBQ and Embarassing Stains at N.S.H.P. ceptelns, th;mks for e greet . you may not be so lucky! When you ore. LOW PRICES, MUST SELL! Rob Bookstore Courts on Ffiday, April 25. RASTAWEEK yeer. Pleese return ven keys to the least expect It, expect it! Au revoir or Andy 272-ti783. If found, please call Mark at 1515. Center for Soclel Concerns. Thenks. mesamis. RASTAWEEK Tom AXES FOR SALE Fender Rhodes 73 RASTAWEEK I LOST/FOUND I FOUND: COMP-MATH BLDG, A a hug Stage Electric Piano, Sequential Circuits HEWLETT PACKARD CALCULATOR RASTAWEEK to say hello LOST; KEY CHAIN with yellow Max Synth, Peavey 120 watt Amp, MIDI­ - CHECK LOST & FOUND Do yoa Deed a HOTEL ROOM for a smile "Grace Hall' tag at party on Colfax St. Macintosh Interface. Call John B at 4S31. GRADUATION WEEKEND???! to say I care or on campus. Without them I can't A LARGE BANNER BELONGING TO Chlrlty Bell Parrnls aa't make It to S. Bend ualll a whisper 80 AMC SPIRIT: 4 CYLINDER, 4 open my room, mailbox, car, or THE NO CHAPTER OF PHI BETA Chertty Bell Sat., May 17, 10 I lllave o• room to say I LOVE YOU SPEED, Am/FM CASSETTE, RUNS house. Please help me by calling 283- KAPPA HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM Chlrtty Bell available at tile S. Bead HOLIDAl' INN and DRIVES GOOD, LADY DRIVEN, 3810 or leaving them with rector, Fr. THE LIBRARY AUDITORIUM for FRIDAY, MAY 16, ONLY loveD! Sl800, 288-till7 or 2~9-72~6. Lardner. REWARD. Thanks. LOUNGE. THIS BANNER IS NEEDED ND/SMC CHARITY BALL FOR THE INITIATION CEREMONIES A family ~l~bflltion of /if~ Calll77· 75'70 If INTERFSTED FOR NEW MEMBERS. PROMPT FuRNISHED HOUSED CLOSE TO NO Sllturdoy, May 2 at the ACC. IS YOUR BIKE IN HORRIBLE SHAPE? LOST: Blue and gold Pony sweat RETURN OF THE BANNER TO THE FOR NEXT SCHOOL YEAR 287-ti389 Get !evolved sow. SENIORS WORKING IN CHICAGO are WANT TO SELL IT? CALL JULIE jacket at slam-dunk contest. No. 30 PROPER LOCATION WOULD BE invited to a reception put on by the Notre x4570 on the tag. Would appreciate if 4 and S BEDROOM HOUSES FOR Dame Club of Chicago. Wed 7 p.m. GREATLY APPRECIATED BY ALL OAR HOUSE: COLD BEER I LIQUOR. returned. Contact Jeff at 3251 or Grace Penthouse. FUN ...Come to West Side Story CONCERNED. RENT, BLOCK OF MHOUSES (3 LEFT) CARRY OUT TO 3 A.M. U.S. 31 N., 1 3252. Thursday or Saturday. I'll be the S400 PER MONTH. CALL 25~33 or BLOCK SOUll4 Of HOLIDAY INN. LOST: ONE CAMERA ON GREEN 234-9364. 'need Ride for 2 to SE Florida. Can leave usher in the white-collared dress. FIELD, SATURDAY · 4/26/86 · IF May 12. Call283-4684 ASAP! LOST ... LOST ... LOST ... LOST Ride Needed to COLUMBUS, Ohio on Hungry? Call YELLOW SUBMARINE at WEST SIDE STORY ...Brian, Lauren, FOUND, PLEASE CALL ANN Friday May 2. Call Bill at 4004 or Jock at 272-HIKE. Delivery hours: 5pm-12am I lost my keys Thursday during An Tostal AUSTRIA AT 284-4048 ASAP! Ride offered to Jersey Shore after finals - David, Cathy, the upstart, Ted, Jack at SMC. They might be on the grass or 3109. Monday-Thursday; 5pm-2am Friday; rom 1156. and the rest of you nutty theatre fags 3pm-1am Saturday; 4pm-10pm Sunday. they might have been in the women's - Best of luck from your faithful fan. room of Haggar (don't ask!!). There were One or two females wanted to ~hare 3 fHANK YOU ST. JUDE! Have a great show. JAR bedroom house, close to campus, four keys on a leath~r key ring. If found Established Band, Into New Music - available in May. Halfrent is SIJ7.SO plus pl~as~ call Jim Wir Aler at I 107 or come to Looking for a Guitarist and Drummer 0 Holy St. Jude apostle and martyr FOR RENT ) utilities. If interested call Cindy at 233- 231 Alumni. for Next Year, CALL MIKE 1778 ATTENTION NEW ORLEANS CLUB great in vlrto.~e and rich In miracles SI68. Leave message. MEMBERS - FINAL MEETING OF near kinsman of Jesus Christ. FOUND: SWEATER, ALSO THREE FURNISHEL HOUSES CLOSE TO N[l THE YEAR TO DISCUSS RIDES AND Faithful Intercessor of all who Invoke FOR SALE: King 48 trombone. Sym­ PAIRS OF GLOVES. IDENTIFY AND !=OR NEXT SCHOOL YEAR 2876389 A POSSIBLE BAGGAGE TRUCK. yc.ur special patronage In time of phony quality instrument. F attach­ NDISMC CHARITY BALL CLAIM AT DISPATCH WINDOW IN THURS., MAY 1 at 7:30 p.m. IN 321 need. To you have recourse from thy ment. $700 or best offer. Call Kelly at A family celebration of life THE COMPUTING CENTER ZAHM. depth of my heart and humbly beg 3 bedroom apartment, summer only. 233-5284 evenings. Saturday, May 2 at the ACC. whcmGod has given such great power Get Involved now. Fully furnished, 10 min from NO, GOFORITMICH- HE'SAMUNCH!! to come to my assistance. Help me In beautiful. $300 mo 233 6298 (even· FOR SALE: Olds tenor trombone. Stu­ my present and urgent petition. In ings) dent Instrument. Marching lyre and LOST CANON SURESHOT CAMERA SENIORS return I promise to make your name music stand included $100. Call Kelly LAST THURSDAY BETWEEN GRACE, Need ticket to GREAT AMERICA this known and cause you to be Invoked. at233-5284 evenings. P.E. AND P.W. IF FOUND PLEASE Sunday? Say three Our Fathers, three Hail CALL CATHY AT 3442. CHARITY BALL If so, call Teri at 3031 Mary's and three Gloria for nine days. HOUSE FOR RENT in Leeper Park FOR SALE: CHARITY BALL Publication must be promised. Pray May 15-Aug 22. $310/mo. utll. inc. 1976 AUDI FOX CHARITY BALL TOM ANTONINI for us and all who Invoke your aid. Ideal for 2. 287-4024 $800 CALL BILL 1202 REWARDS! LOST: SMC ring on Fri. CONGRATS AGAIN ON YOUR VIC· Amen. This novena hae never been ...... know to fall. Thank you St. Jude 4/25. Please call 284-5178 if found. TORY AND HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY REWARD HAPPY BELA TED B- DAY TO: BIRTHDAY! HELP!!! CLEM LOVE, SUSIE FOR SALE 4 COMMENCEMENT TIXS 0 ••• 0 0 •••• 0 0 I NEED 2 GRADUATION TIX WILL TICKETS BRIAN t • •••••••••.••.•.••• BEST OFFER OR WILL TRADE FOR PAY$$ CALL ED- 272-0828 LOU CHRIS USED CAR SEND OFFER TO P 0. Lost: WATCH on Fri . 4/25: Leather FOR SALE COMMENCEMENT TIXS -LOVE,DUZ I'M A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER. S. BOX 964 NO, IN 46556 B4 05/07/86 (pigskin) band with white face and BEST OFFER 219-8417 B411PM black roman numerals. I worked so MARY - when Is the prom? I'LL ASK YOU NO QUESTIONS SO TELL ME NO LIEST TO SEE WHAT I hard to buy it so please call if found. DIANE - stump, short boy. . . FEEL WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYES I Jamie-284-5246. Thankyou! THANK YOU ST. JUDE homework? Nt;ED BEER MONEY? I NEED GRAD Need Graduatton Tix Desperately!!! AM FIRE WON'T YOU COME OUT TIX! BILL 277-5817 WILL PAY ANY PRICE!!! John 4057 LOST: AND PLAY WITH ME? GOLD BRACELET - LOOKS LIKE A Found: Casio watch 4/27 at :>tepan To the Observer Production Depart· NEED TICKETS TO N.O. COMMENCE· WEST SIDE STORY NEEDS YOU! THIN FLAT 4" PIECE OF GOLD Courts. Call Steve 4364 to claim. FURNISHED HOUSES CLOSE TO NO ment: MENT EXERCISES. WILL PAY ($$). Ushers Are Needed For All Nights Of WHEN UNLATCHED. IF FOUND, FOR NEXT SCHOOL YEAR 287-6389 PLEASE CALL SHARON AT 4348. Thenks fore greet job! USS NO lifesaving ring taken out of CALL BRENT, 2n-o417, EVES Performance, May 1,2, And 3. Also South Dining Hall Friday is worthless ro BEFORE 10. For May 15,16, And 17 NO EX­ PERIENCE NECESSARY! Call Annie MM- DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? MARK, PHIL, ANDI, ANDY, JANE you but most valuable to the owner. 0 •••••• •••••••••••••••••• 0 ••• 0 •• At 284-4303 For Details. ANNE, MELISSA, ALICE, Please return to either dining hall - no WANTED Wanted! One GRAD and SAT. Night To all our friends who helped out: KATHY, TRACY, ROB L., ROB B., questions asked. dinner ticket. Michelle 289-444S. THANKS FOR MAKING 'ESPIRir A MARY R., SHARON, CAROL, CAREY, CONGRATULATIONS LEE'S BBQ SUCCESS MARIA, MELINDA, end LAURA. Found one basketball at Lyons courts on ROUNDHOUSE!! -A Friend And LOVE, See you all next yeer! Sunday April 20th, after Air Monyalt vs. NEED COMMENC. TIX. ALL SIBL· Fan!! Julie, Jeanne Marie, Ana, Terri -Chrts Armed Dangerous game. Call John at Are you leaving for the summer? INGS IN FAMILY OF 18 COMING. Does your home/apt. need T.L.C. PLEASE HELP! WILL PAYS CLETUS 21SI. NO SURFING DURING OFFICE while your gone? Responsible N.D. 232-8253. HAPPY BIRTHDAYT.A.- ME ALL SENIOR FIELD HOCKEY WEN- HOURS! LOST: Blue and gold Pony sweat staffer will live In or look after your NEED GRAD TIX OR I DON'T GET MY CHES:BEST WISHES FROM SENIOR MONTH T·SHIRTS!! jacket at slam-dunk contest. No. 30 place. Lets make a deal! Patti PLAID PANTS!! I SOMEWHERE ACROSS THE ATLAN­ Will be on sale at Senior Bar Thurs­ TO THE J.D.S AND P.R.'s: on the tag. Would appreciate If 2396318 2341229 CALL CHRIS AT 3152,3171 or 2170. TIC TO:get a job, have a great mar­ May 1 and Sat - May 3 $7.00 SAY, WHERE'S THE RUMBLE GON­ returned. Contact Jeff at 3251 or riage,make money,have fun In NABE? 3252. I need Commencement tlxs Europe, kick-In med school, or HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATE GRAFF! SCHRANK SOUTH BEND'S FINEST RECORD Please call Geoff whatever else you do. Congrats on LOVE, MJ, LISA, AND THE REST OF LOST .. LOST. LOST. _LOST Hlfflfflfflffl DEAR DIANE • • • • YO STORE NEEDS PERSON WITH 289-3499 graduating. Had fun & we'll miss you THE 5 NORTH GANG I lost my keys Thursday during An CHICK fflfflfflfflffl MISS L.E. ffl1flfflffl STRONG MUSIC BACKGROUND, next faii.XXOO MOA & SPIDER. T('lstal at SMC. They might be on the I was SO LONELY until I found Happy Six Month Anniversary. • • AFTERNOONS, EVENINGS & HAVE BIG FAMILY AND NEED A grass or they might have been in the SOMEBODY I could MELT WITH. Remember: 0 & G will always be. It's WEEKENDS. MAIL OR BAING LOT (10) OF COMM. TIX.! WILL women's room of Haggar (don't Happy Anniversary. IN MY LIFE there hard to believe that we have put up RESUME TO TRACKS, 1631 E. PAY! CALL PAUL ZIMMER 277-3912! ask! I). There were four keys on a MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! will be many more. LOVE MLV - with each other for as long as we EDISON, SOUTH BEND, IN 46637. leather key ring. If found please call SAB needs stage hands formerly have, I guess that means we love Jim Winkler at 1107 or come to 231 Commencement Tickets Needed. 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LOUIS ~ Left wing Kevin semifinal play Friday night against In eliminating the Oilers, the from the side of the Oilers' net and LaVallee scored on a perfect feed the winnner of the Smythe Divi­ Flames pulled off the biggest inadvertenly bounced the puck off from Bernie Federko at 7:34 of the sion. shocker in a series of surprises in goaltender Grant Fuhr's skate and third period to give St. Louis a 2-1 The Blues have not been in a this NHL postseason tournament into the net. Berezan, the last victory over the Toronto Cup Stanley Cup semifinal series since and advanced to the Campbell Flame to touch the puck, was given semifinals for the first time in 14 1972. Then they lost four straight Conference final against the St. the goal, his first in this year's years. to Boston. Louis Blues, starting Friday night playoffs and second overall. La Vallee, who had seen spot du­ in Calgary. 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Thursday, May 1, 1986- page 16 ND relay successful again at Drake as Van Wie runs through heel pain

By KATHLEEN McKERNAN Southern California, Nebraska, "Once we hit that, though, there Sports Writer Michigan State, Illinois State and was a little let down. We had to get Minnesota. ourselves up for the Drake Relays, Notre Dame head track coach "The magnitude of winning at which Notre Dame hadn't won in Joe Piane's 4 x 800 meter relay Drake is tough to put into words," 21 years. It was great to hit both team of Robert Nobles, John Van Wie said. "It is definitely one those peaks in the same year." McNelis, Jeff Van Wie, and Jim of the high points of my career," McNelis, Nobles, Tyler and Van Tyler added a final touch to an ex­ the junior from Suffern, New York Pearcy also claimed fifth place in cellent year at the Drake Relays last said. the distance medley relay. In other weekend in Des Moines, Iowa. The Van Wie turned in an especially events, the sprint medley team of team, which achieved All­ impressive performace, considering Pearcy, Phil Gilmore, Tony American status with a victory at that he had not run at all during the Ragunas, and Tom Warth came in the NCAA Indoor Championships previous week. Because of dif­ fourth, and the 4 x 1600 Relay of in mid-March, ended the relay ficulties with tendonitis in his heel, Ron Markezich, Rick Mulvery, season with a winning run at the he limited his workouts to swimm­ Shane O'Flaherty, and Kirby 431 prestigious Drake Relays. ing. Kinghorn finished 9th out of a 48- "The team did really well," Piane "It may not have been the best team field. said. "It was really windy, there time Jeff has run this season," Saturday, the Midwest Catholic were 10-15 miles per hour gusts. Piane said, "but it was probably his Championships will take place at Consequently, they could have run best performance so far at Notre 10 a.m. on the Cartier Field a lot faster." Dame. It took a lot of guts to run Monogram Track. The Irish will go The team combined for a time of with the pain." against competitors including Mar­ 7:20.6 The lead-off runner, co­ Anchorman Jim Tyler further quette, DePaul, Detroit, Aquinas captain John McNelis, started the explained the race. and Maryville. Five other Irish run­ team off with a time of 1:49.7. Rob "We knew coming in that we had ners will travel to Indianapolis for Nobles followed with an identical, a shot at winning," he said. "It was the National Invitational. 1:49.7 time in his portion of the a really windy day, that made it Because Piane is dividing the race. Jeff Van Wie, who has been hard on everyone. We led, though, squad, the meet will become more suffering from tendonitis , never­ for most of the race so we had to difficult for the team that remains. theless turned in a time of 1:51.2, break the wind." "I'd like to do well Saturday," he The na-~~~ma and Jim Tyler finished the event Van Wie continued on the impor­ said. "Taking five guys away will Notre Dame middle distance man Jim Tyler, shown above, con­ with yet another 1 :49.7 run. tance of the Drake Relays for the make it that much closer." tributed a 1:49.7 leg to the winning two-mile relay at the Drake The Irish team ran against a team. Some runners to watch Saturday Relays last weekend. The relay team, which gained all-American strong field which included athletic "We had really tried to peak this status at the NCAA indoor championships, is comprised on Tyler, powers Baylor, Indiana, Arizona, season for the Nationals," he said. see RELAY, page 14 ;l Rob Nobles, Jeff Van Wie, and John McNelis.

I;' \., \, ( Purdue hands Notre Dame 7-2loss. ~ taking early victories in singles play ~ By PETE GEGEN and number-five spots, Purdue was match. I Sports Writer close to wrapping up the contest As this match concluded, Pur­ even before the doubles matches due's Jim Shumaker was up 4-1 in On Tuesday, early losses in the were played. the third set in the match against 'l singles matches doomed the Irish "I was most surprised about los­ Notre Dame's Tony Cahill. Cahill tennis team as it dropped a 7-2 deci­ ing at the three and five spots," said tried to rally, but Shumaker took 1i sion to Purdue. Only number-six Fallon. "That is usually the strong the game, and Purdue took the li player Joe Nelligan was able to part of the lineup." match by virtue of the 5-l score. manage a victory in singles action, The number-two singles match In doubles action, Walsh/Paul a 6-1, 6-2 win over Kirk McCaf­ was a battle between the finesse Daggs lost to Gregory/Grey, 6-4,6- frey. play of Notre Dame's Brian Kalbas 1, Tim Carr /Dave Reiter defeated Number-one singles player Dan and the power game of Purdue's Shumaker I Andrew Hacker, 6-3, 7- Walsh, recovering from a back in­ Jim Gray. Gray relied on a strong 6, and Cahill/Nelligan fell to Mc­ jury, lost a 7-6, 6-1 decision to serve and his play at the net, which Caffrey/Tom Reilly, 4-6, 6-3, 6-2. Kevin Gregory. Kalbas coutered with several ex­ Today the team travels to In­ "Losing that first set hurt him cellent returns and top-spin lobs. dianopolis to take on Butler in a psychologically and also increased With Kalbas up 5-4 in the third match that was rained out yester­ the stiffness in his back," noted set, several disputed line calls day. Then on Sunday the team Notre Dame head coach Tom resulted in the insertion of linesmen travels to Ypsilanti, Michigan, to Fallon. "He just wasn into the game. Gray evened the take on Eastern Michigan in the 't in the match after that." match at 5-5, and then proceded to team's final dual match of the After losses in the number-three take the next two games and the season.

I ': I ; Women's cross country might get I I . The ObSCTVer /Corea Stnmger I varsity team status at next meeting The Notre Dame men's tennis player pictured above is returning ~ By PETE GEGEN school year requiring a minimum "It would make (running) more a serve in a meet earlier this season. The Irish had a tough time I Sports Writer of seven men's and seven women's worthwhile," said Julia Merkel, with Purdue as the Boilers defeated them, 7-2. Joe Nelligan was varsity sports. who is currently running well in the the only Notre Dame singles player to record a victory, beating ~ Lately the dedine in revenue "We need seven women's sports club's outdoor track season. "Last Kirk McCafferty, 7-6, 6-1. I ., I .. from televised football games has and we are up to six," said Notre fall we weren't even allowed to . !f I . affected the entire athletic depart­ Dame Athletic Director Gene Cor­ place in the North Star conference ment at Notre Dame. This decline rigan in an interview earlier this championship meet. We only were ' ' is even felt at the club sport level as year. "It is the oldest of the allowed to run as an exhibition many teams would like to gain var­ women's clubs and it fits in well team." Baseball drops two sity status, but the shortage of with the program already establish­ ,. money does not allow it. ed." The club's head coach, Dan Special to the Obsernr I " One club which does have a shot Irish cross country head coach Ryan, currently volunteers his time at moving up to varsity is the Joe Piane agrees that if the club to the team. Ryan, a graduate law The Notre Dame baseball team dropped both ends of a women's cross country team. The does move to the varsity level, it student, said that due to time doubleheader yesterday to the Broncos of Western Michigan, club will be recommended for the would be best to combine it with restrictions he would not be in­ dropping a 5-4 decision in the opener and the nightcap, 8-7, at ~ : move during the Athletic Depart­ the men's team. terested in coaching the team if it Kalamazoo, Mich. The Irish are now 20-25 on the season. ment's annual review of Not;:e "If it does go varsity, I would like moved to varsity. He did say, Pat Pesavento went two-for-three with two runs scored and Pat I 'I I . Dame athletics. to have it," he said. "It would be however, that he would continue to O'Brien two-for-two with one RBI and a stolen base to pace the l This recommendation does not better for coordinating the (cross coach the track team barring a Irish attack, but it was not enough, as Brad Cross suffered his fifth I include the women's track team. country) program." drastic change in his schedule for loss against three wins. Under current plans, the track team Piane also noted that the men's next year. In game two, Tom Shields, the MCC player of the week, had ~ ~ would remain a club sport. team already runs in four co-ed If the recommendation is ap­ three hits in as many at bats, knocked in a run and stole two bases I i meets, so finding competition for proved, it will be the fourth sport I ) The women's cross country team in the losing effort. Tom Howard (0-2) took the loss. has been chosen because of the the women would not be a pro­ to move to varsity in recent years. The Irish take to the road again on Saturday, when they play a t 1 relatively low cost of running the blem. The women in the club are In 1978, soccer moved from club to twin bill with the Wildcats of Northwestern. I , program and the need to meet an excited about the chance of moving varsity, followed by lacrosse and NCAA requirement for the 1986-87 to the varsity level. women's swimming in 1981.

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