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-- -~~ ------Dear Editor: ean activities at Notre Dame, this was an SCHOLASTIC entirely unique experience and one that we Many thanks for the excellent coverage of NOTRE DAME'S STUDENT MAGAZINE ACTER, the band of British actors perform­ who shared in it will long remember. ing and teaching at Notre Dame during the Special thanks to Mari Okuda, to David Foster, and to Derik Weldon. The pictures Vol. 132, No.9 week of October 29-November 5. The ac­ November 29, 1990 tors, as you know, were associated with the and the write-up were superb. I speak for all RSC, with The National Theatre, and with the professors and students involved. We s sophomore DART week draws to a istrators if they wish to rectify yhis situation. the BBC. During their time here they per­ will send copies of the Scholastic article to EDITOR IN CHIEF A formed in Washington Hall, and taught in the actors in London. Thanks again. Michael C. Wieber close, it is again apparent that course First, more courses could be offered in de­ registration, in a Domer's vocabulary, is syn­ partments with university required courses. over a dozen of our English and Theatre MANAGING EDITOR onymous with frustration. This solution would necessitate the hiring of Department classrooms where they read, Sincerely, Derik T. Weldon The days of checkmarking are long behind more faculty, so money may become an taught, acted, coached, and ran workshops Paul A. Rathburn Department of English NEWS EDITOR us, whieh is a blessing. Yet, DART has not issue here. We got a,new ROTC building for an entire week. In terms of Shakespear- Traci Taghon proven to be the alpha and omega ofregistra­ through a nifty little gift tothe university, so tion systems. If it were, students would not maybe, with a little persuation, we could get SPORTS EDITOR need to contend with pre-registration for Brian McMahon a few more teachers. It sure sounds reason­ English majors (checkmarking in disguise) able. Benefactors contributing to such a SPORTS ASSISTANT or sudden, execution-style removal of sen­ cause would show their true love for Notre Jon Paul Potts iors from American Studies classes because Dame, not just their ego-driven desire to see GREAT SUBS FOR GREAT STUDENTS CAMPUS LIFE EDITOR the computer had not left enough spots open their name on a building. Kristine DeGange for juniors. Second, more large courses could be of­ Even after a few semesters, DART's flaws, fered in departments with university re­ DEPARTMENTS EDITOR or the inability of administrators to properly quirements. Faculty may balk at this sugge­ Tim Rogers program it, make the system as useful to sion, but it would accomodate a large num­ ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR students as the Hubble Telescope is to as­ ber of students without the cost of adding Dave Holsinger tronomers. more professors. " It is time for some serious changes in the PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR DART is not to blame for registration Mari Okuda whole registration system, beginning wiLli problems stemming from insufficient the number ofcourses offered by the English course offerings, but it has further compli­ PHOTOGRAPHY ASSISTANT and theology departments. Students need cated the issue by erroneously letting Paul Webb courses in these departments to complete courses close before students who really COPY EDITOR university requirements, but so many of need them have a charice to register. Dave Raedy these classes are filled even before seniors At roughly $16,000 per year, students de­ complete registration that students are serve a rewarding educational experience at LA YOUT/SYSTEMS MANAGER forced to fill out their schedules with elec­ Patricia Doyle Notre Dame, free from DART's glitches and tives which they do not need: insufficient course offerings. ADVERTISING MANAGER This is an especially big deal to students It is up to the administration to show stu­ For the next football game or Your Blue & Gold card is good Tony Porcelli with multiple majors or concentrations who dents where Notre Dame's priorities really your next party, call Subway for for a SOl! discount off any BUSINESS MANAGER do not have much free space in their sched- lie. If educational opportunity is a secon­ Jim Fitzgerald ules for needless classes. ' dary consideration, what are we doing here a delicious Party Sub or Party footlong Subway sandwich. There are two options available to admin- in the first place? ' GRAPHIC ARTS MANAGER Platter! Jeanne Naylor uttcs to ScholilslU:, musl "" 1yPt4 and incllllk the Subway opens at 8:00 a.m. on writc's name, address and plume number. 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The opinUms expressed in ScholDslic are those 01 tilt authors and for copyfil/ing, grammlll~col or' 'speUing mOTS and ScholtJstic stylJJ. edllors and do 7IDt neussa,ily 'ep1llSe11t the opiniD71S oflhe enli,e editorial &caUS4 of spate, ScholtJstlC canM,prinl aI/idle,s ,eteilled,. baardolScholDslicoroll1lt UnillCsity olNol1eDamll,ilsadministration laculty."r .students. Edil~/S,!~ Scholastic rep1llSe11t tilt opinian of Addreg; all cornspcmdence to: tilt maJO".t~ ~fthe ue~u"oe edt/orial baa rd. Mtmuscripts are tIJIlli:ame. The Editor All u7lS011CItied mIIlllrials ""CD7M the property of Scholaslic. ScholDstic State Road 23 and Ironwood LAfortune Ct:nter CDpyrighl1990 ScholDslic Magazine. All rights r.."rI1td. Reproductioll Nol,e DQmII, IN 46556 in wholJJ or in part wiJhout written permissUm is prohibited. '

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, ------Dear Editor: ean activities at Notre Dame, this was an SCHOLASTIC entirely unique experience and one that we Many thanks for the excellent coverage of NOTRE DAME'S STUDENT MAGAZINE ACTER, the band of British actors perform­ who shared in it will long remember. ing and teaching at Notre Dame during the Special thanks to Mari Okuda, to David Foster, and to Derik Weldon. The pictures Vol. 132, No.9 week of October 29-November 5. The ac­ November 29, 1990 tors, as you know, were associated with the and the write-up were superb. I speak for all RSC, with The National Theatre, and with the professors and students involved. We s sophomore DART week draws to a istrators if they wish to rectify yhis situation. the BBC. During their time here they per­ will send copies of the Scholastic article to EDITOR IN CHIEF A formed in Washington Hall, and taught in the actors in London. Thanks again. Michael C. Wieber close, it is again apparent that course First, more courses could be offered in de­ registration, in a Domer's vocabulary, is syn­ partments with university required courses. over a dozen of our English and Theatre MANAGING EDITOR onymous with frustration. This solution would necessitate the hiring of Department classrooms where they read, Sincerely, Derik T. Weldon The days of checkmarking are long behind more faculty, so money may become an taught, acted, coached, and ran workshops Paul A. Rathburn Department of English NEWS EDITOR us, whieh is a blessing. Yet, DART has not issue here. We got a,new ROTC building for an entire week. In terms of Shakespear- Traci Taghon proven to be the alpha and omega ofregistra­ through a nifty little gift tothe university, so tion systems. If it were, students would not maybe, with a little persuation, we could get SPORTS EDITOR need to contend with pre-registration for Brian McMahon a few more teachers. It sure sounds reason­ English majors (checkmarking in disguise) able. Benefactors contributing to such a SPORTS ASSISTANT or sudden, execution-style removal of sen­ cause would show their true love for Notre Jon Paul Potts iors from American Studies classes because Dame, not just their ego-driven desire to see GREAT SUBS FOR GREAT STUDENTS CAMPUS LIFE EDITOR the computer had not left enough spots open their name on a building. Kristine DeGange for juniors. Second, more large courses could be of­ Even after a few semesters, DART's flaws, fered in departments with university re­ DEPARTMENTS EDITOR or the inability of administrators to properly quirements. Faculty may balk at this sugge­ Tim Rogers program it, make the system as useful to sion, but it would accomodate a large num­ ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR students as the Hubble Telescope is to as­ ber of students without the cost of adding Dave Holsinger tronomers. more professors. " It is time for some serious changes in the PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR DART is not to blame for registration Mari Okuda whole registration system, beginning wiLli problems stemming from insufficient the number ofcourses offered by the English course offerings, but it has further compli­ PHOTOGRAPHY ASSISTANT and theology departments. Students need cated the issue by erroneously letting Paul Webb courses in these departments to complete courses close before students who really COPY EDITOR university requirements, but so many of need them have a charice to register. Dave Raedy these classes are filled even before seniors At roughly $16,000 per year, students de­ complete registration that students are serve a rewarding educational experience at LA YOUT/SYSTEMS MANAGER forced to fill out their schedules with elec­ Patricia Doyle Notre Dame, free from DART's glitches and tives which they do not need: insufficient course offerings. ADVERTISING MANAGER This is an especially big deal to students It is up to the administration to show stu­ For the next football game or Your Blue & Gold card is good Tony Porcelli with multiple majors or concentrations who dents where Notre Dame's priorities really your next party, call Subway for for a SOl! discount off any BUSINESS MANAGER do not have much free space in their sched- lie. If educational opportunity is a secon­ Jim Fitzgerald ules for needless classes. ' dary consideration, what are we doing here a delicious Party Sub or Party footlong Subway sandwich. There are two options available to admin- in the first place? ' GRAPHIC ARTS MANAGER Platter! Jeanne Naylor uttcs to ScholilslU:, musl "" 1yPt4 and incllllk the Subway opens at 8:00 a.m. on writc's name, address and plume number. UnillCsity students should incllllk their y= in school and collJJge. facully mlllnbmshould incllllk CALL 277-77,44 ScholDsli: is published wukly Ihroughold lilt school y= excepl during thei,t!epartmenl. AlIlJJllnsmust ""signed. NamesWiIl ""withheld upon days of home football games. aamimlliolland l>llClllioII periDds allk'Unioersily olNolre Dame, NoIre reqtas! in wtain instanus. Dame,!N!46SS6~prinledlll ThePllJ'e1S,In:.,Milford,IN46S42. The ScholDstic r..",.,.. 1M righl to ,ejea IJJtterslhlll are Ii""· subscriphD711l1le IS $2$'(JO/year tmd back i.• sues are QOai/abl. al Sl.2S I Inuso, obscene by th.laws 01 tilt United Stllles. ScholDstic also wiU edil CI1f?Y. The opinUms expressed in ScholDslic are those 01 tilt authors and for copyfil/ing, grammlll~col or' 'speUing mOTS and ScholtJstic stylJJ. edllors and do 7IDt neussa,ily 'ep1llSe11t the opiniD71S oflhe enli,e editorial &caUS4 of spate, ScholtJstlC canM,prinl aI/idle,s ,eteilled,. baardolScholDslicoroll1lt UnillCsity olNol1eDamll,ilsadministration laculty."r .students. Edil~/S,!~ Scholastic rep1llSe11t tilt opinian of Addreg; all cornspcmdence to: tilt maJO".t~ ~fthe ue~u"oe edt/orial baa rd. Mtmuscripts are tIJIlli:ame. The Editor All u7lS011CItied mIIlllrials ""CD7M the property of Scholaslic. ScholDstic State Road 23 and Ironwood LAfortune Ct:nter CDpyrighl1990 ScholDslic Magazine. All rights r.."rI1td. Reproductioll Nol,e DQmII, IN 46556 in wholJJ or in part wiJhout written permissUm is prohibited. '

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ots of people complain that N.D. is too one grand of my parent's hard-earned just can't buy at a state school. L paternal. Not me. I know my own limi­ moolah. $3,000: How about whippings based on tations. Most days I don't even manage to $1,000: Remember how when you got grade-point averages? You know, like if you crack my fIrst brew before 2:00 P.M., let sick and bazooka barfed all over everything got a 2.0 you'd be spanked publicly. If you Take A Deep Breath God's Wrath alone make an informed, rational policy in the house, and Dad cleaned it up without got a 3.4 or better, you would get a public decision. That's why I'm glad N.D. is will­ a complaint? Well.... spanking from the Dean of your college. For ing to act 'in loco parentis' (Latin for 'just $2,000: I was sitting around the other a 4.0, Monk himself would whip your hiney, According to the College Press Service, some students are calling it Irish fans take heart. The Weekly Collegian brings us good news. like your damn crazy parents'). It's what 1- day, watching a couple emerge from a previ­ privately. My friends (both of them) tell me "gross." Mark Beckman, ofthe University of Wisconsin paper The Sure, Penn State may have beaten Notre Dame and snatched any oops!-my parents pay over 15,000 dollars ously locked room and leave the dorm at the that I've got this one backwards, but it Fourth Estate, said, "I thought it was effective but a bit harsh." hopes we might have had for a national championship, but they're for each year. The last thing you wanna have ungodly hour of 12:00 A.M. (yes, that's sounds pretty good to me.... They're talking about the American Cancer Society's latest ad paying the price for it now. A spokeswoman from the University's to do, amidst all of these books, classes, and right-A.M., in the morning) whenithitme: $5,000: This the a big one: I've heard a campaign. In an effort to counter tobacco industry ads wherein big­ Ritenour Health Center said genital warts and chlamydia have 'cultural events' is waste time thinking for lot of talk in my four years here about the breasted models make smoking look glamorous and fashionable, reached epidemic proportions at Penn State. At the risk of sounding yourself. 'N.D./S.M.C.' family. Pardon me for being The Cancer Society decided to get down and dirty. The result was callous: HA! Take cover chumps. The locusts and boils are next. But, while N.D. has the right concept, gender-specific for a moment, but it seems an ad titled "Sophisticated Lady." It shows a young woman covered sometimes I wonder whether they're doing a to me that if you think of N.D. as being the with tar and nicotine. The copy reads, "If what happened on your Looking A Gift Horse In The Mouth good job-whether my parents are actually 'father' of this family, then it's only logical inside happened on your outside, would you still smoke?" "Gross" getting 15,000 dollars worth of paternalism to think of S.M.C. as the 'mother.' If that's is an understatement. This ad is plain icky. The College Press Service reports that 3 students from George a year. Now, in the interest of being fair, I'm the case, then shouldn't N.D. be doing all it Washington University law school charged that campus bars that willing to spot the University $1,000 for can to enable S.M.C. to fufill its 'maternal offer women free or' discounted drinks are discriminatory and other services. That includes housing, " instincts'? For example, allowing the Saint- ,1.'1 ~'" promote negative stereotypes of women. Kelly Farrell, Sonya meals, classes, basic paternal services, etc. (I 1/" Mary's community to do the laundry for all Moody and Amanda Gibson charged 15 bars with violating the would be willing to give N.D. $5,000 if it f \~ "'" of N.D.'s children might go a long way District of Columbia's Human Rights Act. Kelly, Sonya and weren't forthe Student Weekly, which is so I ~ ~j}~. towards filling the parental gap left by the Amanda, what were you thinking? Don't you like free drinks? pathetic that I figure N.D. owes my parents tragic disappearance of Uncle Mike's Laun- $4,000 just for allowing it to exist.). So N.D. L-..______'--_--' dry. Also, St. Mary's should be free to offer Blooper still owes my parents $14,000 in various N.D.'s parietal policy isn't nearly paternal optional breast-feeding to all N.D. students, father-like activities. enough. No self-respecting father would let especially male seniors. And if she wants to Since, like any good father, N:D. is al­ his kids have visitors of the opposite sex consider cooking N.D. a hot meal or two, as The Kansan had a curious headline. "Students Drawn To KU's ways responsive to the views of his 'chil­ without making it clear thallheirdoors were well as getting him the paper and some Little-Known Crime Major." The article went on to mention a dren,' I know that ifI make a few little off­ to remain open, and that at least one foot per coffee after he comes home from a hard day popular class offered in the Crime Major: Basic Lock Picking and the-cuff suggestions here, they're sure to get room occupant should stay" on the ground. of money-grubbing, that's all for the good. Theories of Larceny. noticed and acted on by the University. I'll Making violators read back issues of The But of course, S.M.C. should follow these even tell N.D. how much I figure following Student Weekly should be an effective suggestions only if she wants too, and Joke's On Them up on each suggestion would be worth to my punishment. should be perfectly free to pursue her own parents. $2,000: Taking one from the 'let kids career-no matter how guilty she ought to The College Press Service tells us that Yale University students $1,000: First of all, the new policy con­ learn by hurting themselves' School of Fa­ feel about abandoning her kids. found a letter in their campus mailboxes warning that the "South­ cerning the yearly all-campus snowball thering, here's a suggestion for the drug So that's it. IfNotre Dame is willing to do eastern Biting Roach," which can "pose a serious health threat even fight is clearly a step in the wrong direction. policy. If kids can learn not to smoke ciga­ these simple things, I guarantee that when when dead," had been spotted in one of the campus dorms. Some Every father knows that the foundation of rettes by being allowed to have a negative Spring rolls around, my parents will pay students panicked. One girl requested that an "infestation officer" good parenting is collective punishment. If smoking experience, why not do the same their bill happily, secure in the knowledge clean her room. The excitement ended when student Doug Burger the kids won't police each other, then they for heavy drugs like cocaine and crack? The that as usual, Notre Dame is doing every­ confessed that he had written and distributed the letter "because I should all suffer. Refusing to give in to endless weeks, or maybe even months spent thing possible to make me happy. Yah. was bored." An idle mind is a terrible workshop. 0 childish demands for 'punishment where by students in rehab will ultimately lead ru~t. 0 edited by Tim Rogers punishment is due' would be worth at least them to the kind of self-realization that you by Alex Halow \ 4 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 5

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ots of people complain that N.D. is too one grand of my parent's hard-earned just can't buy at a state school. L paternal. Not me. I know my own limi­ moolah. $3,000: How about whippings based on tations. Most days I don't even manage to $1,000: Remember how when you got grade-point averages? You know, like if you crack my fIrst brew before 2:00 P.M., let sick and bazooka barfed all over everything got a 2.0 you'd be spanked publicly. If you Take A Deep Breath God's Wrath alone make an informed, rational policy in the house, and Dad cleaned it up without got a 3.4 or better, you would get a public decision. That's why I'm glad N.D. is will­ a complaint? Well.... spanking from the Dean of your college. For ing to act 'in loco parentis' (Latin for 'just $2,000: I was sitting around the other a 4.0, Monk himself would whip your hiney, According to the College Press Service, some students are calling it Irish fans take heart. The Weekly Collegian brings us good news. like your damn crazy parents'). It's what 1- day, watching a couple emerge from a previ­ privately. My friends (both of them) tell me "gross." Mark Beckman, ofthe University of Wisconsin paper The Sure, Penn State may have beaten Notre Dame and snatched any oops!-my parents pay over 15,000 dollars ously locked room and leave the dorm at the that I've got this one backwards, but it Fourth Estate, said, "I thought it was effective but a bit harsh." hopes we might have had for a national championship, but they're for each year. The last thing you wanna have ungodly hour of 12:00 A.M. (yes, that's sounds pretty good to me.... They're talking about the American Cancer Society's latest ad paying the price for it now. A spokeswoman from the University's to do, amidst all of these books, classes, and right-A.M., in the morning) whenithitme: $5,000: This the a big one: I've heard a campaign. In an effort to counter tobacco industry ads wherein big­ Ritenour Health Center said genital warts and chlamydia have 'cultural events' is waste time thinking for lot of talk in my four years here about the breasted models make smoking look glamorous and fashionable, reached epidemic proportions at Penn State. At the risk of sounding yourself. 'N.D./S.M.C.' family. Pardon me for being The Cancer Society decided to get down and dirty. The result was callous: HA! Take cover chumps. The locusts and boils are next. But, while N.D. has the right concept, gender-specific for a moment, but it seems an ad titled "Sophisticated Lady." It shows a young woman covered sometimes I wonder whether they're doing a to me that if you think of N.D. as being the with tar and nicotine. The copy reads, "If what happened on your Looking A Gift Horse In The Mouth good job-whether my parents are actually 'father' of this family, then it's only logical inside happened on your outside, would you still smoke?" "Gross" getting 15,000 dollars worth of paternalism to think of S.M.C. as the 'mother.' If that's is an understatement. This ad is plain icky. The College Press Service reports that 3 students from George a year. Now, in the interest of being fair, I'm the case, then shouldn't N.D. be doing all it Washington University law school charged that campus bars that willing to spot the University $1,000 for can to enable S.M.C. to fufill its 'maternal offer women free or' discounted drinks are discriminatory and other services. That includes housing, " instincts'? For example, allowing the Saint- ,1.'1 ~'" promote negative stereotypes of women. Kelly Farrell, Sonya meals, classes, basic paternal services, etc. (I 1/" Mary's community to do the laundry for all Moody and Amanda Gibson charged 15 bars with violating the would be willing to give N.D. $5,000 if it f \~ "'" of N.D.'s children might go a long way District of Columbia's Human Rights Act. Kelly, Sonya and weren't forthe Student Weekly, which is so I ~ ~j}~. towards filling the parental gap left by the Amanda, what were you thinking? Don't you like free drinks? pathetic that I figure N.D. owes my parents tragic disappearance of Uncle Mike's Laun- $4,000 just for allowing it to exist.). So N.D. L-..______'--_--' dry. Also, St. Mary's should be free to offer Blooper still owes my parents $14,000 in various N.D.'s parietal policy isn't nearly paternal optional breast-feeding to all N.D. students, father-like activities. enough. No self-respecting father would let especially male seniors. And if she wants to Since, like any good father, N:D. is al­ his kids have visitors of the opposite sex consider cooking N.D. a hot meal or two, as The Kansan had a curious headline. "Students Drawn To KU's ways responsive to the views of his 'chil­ without making it clear thallheirdoors were well as getting him the paper and some Little-Known Crime Major." The article went on to mention a dren,' I know that ifI make a few little off­ to remain open, and that at least one foot per coffee after he comes home from a hard day popular class offered in the Crime Major: Basic Lock Picking and the-cuff suggestions here, they're sure to get room occupant should stay" on the ground. of money-grubbing, that's all for the good. Theories of Larceny. noticed and acted on by the University. I'll Making violators read back issues of The But of course, S.M.C. should follow these even tell N.D. how much I figure following Student Weekly should be an effective suggestions only if she wants too, and Joke's On Them up on each suggestion would be worth to my punishment. should be perfectly free to pursue her own parents. $2,000: Taking one from the 'let kids career-no matter how guilty she ought to The College Press Service tells us that Yale University students $1,000: First of all, the new policy con­ learn by hurting themselves' School of Fa­ feel about abandoning her kids. found a letter in their campus mailboxes warning that the "South­ cerning the yearly all-campus snowball thering, here's a suggestion for the drug So that's it. IfNotre Dame is willing to do eastern Biting Roach," which can "pose a serious health threat even fight is clearly a step in the wrong direction. policy. If kids can learn not to smoke ciga­ these simple things, I guarantee that when when dead," had been spotted in one of the campus dorms. Some Every father knows that the foundation of rettes by being allowed to have a negative Spring rolls around, my parents will pay students panicked. One girl requested that an "infestation officer" good parenting is collective punishment. If smoking experience, why not do the same their bill happily, secure in the knowledge clean her room. The excitement ended when student Doug Burger the kids won't police each other, then they for heavy drugs like cocaine and crack? The that as usual, Notre Dame is doing every­ confessed that he had written and distributed the letter "because I should all suffer. Refusing to give in to endless weeks, or maybe even months spent thing possible to make me happy. Yah. was bored." An idle mind is a terrible workshop. 0 childish demands for 'punishment where by students in rehab will ultimately lead ru~t. 0 edited by Tim Rogers punishment is due' would be worth at least them to the kind of self-realization that you by Alex Halow \ 4 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 5

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[ i i I , I Dances With Wolves i I " ~ i "a, Kevin Costner's directorial debut is visually and I Ii I ji the the breathtaking visual style that Director performance as Dunbar's mentor in the tribe ,II Dear Dr. Head: The other day I was out by Stepan area" is one in which the public, as a distinct and separate entity, are violence of the Civil War finds himself Costner presents. It is hard to believe that is exciting as we watch him grow more and looking for burried treasure with my metal detector. I've excluded from engaging in recreational activities - including but rewarded with the option of choosing this film is his directorial debut as he more attached to the white man whom he been addicted to this hobby ever since I found a pewter bust not limited to soccer, football (tackle or otherwise), cricket and anywhere in the country he would like to be captures the vastness of the plains in every . originally feared. The extras are even good. of Elvis at Ocean City during spring break last year. I had running around half-cocked simply forthe fun of it-on ornear the stationed. Dunbar chooses the frontier, outdoor sequence. Costner also does an The most frightening scenes in the film are been scanning the beach all day and I had only found a premises indicated by said sign. On the other hand, a "private because he wants "to see it before it is gone." excellent job of showcasing the untouched when the Pawnee warriors, dressed only in lousy ball bearing from a '57 Studebaker. I already had a recreation area" is one in which you're allowed to tell people you He soon arrives in Fort Sedgwick, South winter beauty of Spearfish Canyon in the war paint and scowls, surround the Sioux ball bearing from a Ford Pinto, and besides, I don't even don't know to "git." And it they don't, you're allowed to shoot 'em. Dakota, where he finds himself alone, since Black Hills near the film's end. The buffalo camp. like Studebakers. My dad said he had a Studebaker when the soldiers who were there before him did hunt scene is so beautifully orchestrated that For all of its outstanding cinematic he was a teenager and he said it was a lemon. Anyhow,I was, Dear Dr. Head: What happened to the phallic memorial not survive the winter. Dunbar falls in love viewers can almost feel the ground shake attributes, though, Dances With Wolves looking forburried treasure in the Stepan fields when I saw thing that used to be by the Administration building? with his surroundings and befriends a wolf and the wind rushing through their hair as truly shines as the story of Dunbar's search this sign. It said "NON-PUBLIC RECREA nON AREA." Colleen, Noreen and Mary Ellen, seniors, Lewis. he names Two Socks. It is not long before he Dunbar runs beside the stampeding herd. for himself. During the Civil War, he had My question is this: What's the difference between a "non- finds that he is not as alone as he first Costner does an amazing job of focusing on only a vague idea of what he was fighting public recreation area" and a private one? Colleen, Noreen and Mary Ellen,they moved it thought. He gets caught (literally) with his the character's eyes as they speak. The for. But as he says after fighting for the Linda Lovelace, freshwoman, Knott. pants down when Kicking Bird (Graham Sioux speak in their native tongue Sioux, "This battle meant something. It was Dear Dr. Head: l'm a big Fritos fan. They are, as I'm sure Greene), a member of a nearby Sioux tribe, throughout the film, but the viewer does not not about boundaries, money, or freedom. It you know, liThe Orignal Com Chip." I was practically tries to steal his horse. After several tense need the subtitles to know what the was for food and for the lives of the women raised on Fritos - Fritos and chili pie, Fritos and peanut yet comical encounters with more Sioux, Lt. characters arc saying, so strong is the and children present during the battle." butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts cut off, Fritos Dunbar finds himself drawn to their meaning in the eyes of the Sioux. For the first time in his life, Dunbar has a and grape Jello. You name it and I ate Fritos with it. Soyou company. After alerting the Sioux to the If you want comedy or romance clear idea of what he is doing and what he is can imagine how disturbed I was when I discovered what presence of buffalo in the area; he is interspersed with your drama, this film has about. This is what Dances With Wolves is appears to be a stupid decision on the part of Frito Lay. On accepted into the tribe as what he calls "a .both. The funniest scenes are those in.which all about - one man's search for his true 'NON - PUBL.IC' the back of the "single serving" size Fritos is listed. the celebrity." Dunbar tries to communicate with the Sioux identity among a people with whom he is not nutrition information. At the top of this list, the package Dunbar then begins to live with the tribe, when neither knows the other's language. In supposed to identify. . RECREATI'O clearly states liS erving Size 1 ounce. Number of Servings 2 aided in translating by a white female their fIrst meeting, Dunbar does a hilarious The film takes a long time (approximately 3/4." What's up? If it's a single serving size package, how translator called Stands With a Fist (Mary imitation of a buffalo as the Sioux look on in 3 hours) for Dunbar to complete his search, come there's 2 and 3/4 servings in there? And who says a disbelief. but Costner's pace is so smooth that it seems o McDonnell). Their romance inevitably AREA • serving is only 1 ounce? I can't remember ever eating only grows, along with his respect and Dunbar's romance with Stands With a Fist like' only half that length. Going on the 1 ounce at a time. admiration for the Sioux. He even adopts the is nicely portrayed. Their relationship is journey with Dunbar was a very satisfying Dave Holsinger, sophomore, St. Edward. Sioux name given to him, Dances With intense, but it does not overpower the movie. experience in a holiday season full of Wolves, after the Sioux see him play with Rather, it enhances Dunbar's assimilation disappointments. I hope Dances With Dave, the crust is the most nutritious part. Two Socks. into the tribe and provides Costner with an Wolves is remembered at Oscar time with What you have here is a classic example of a snafu. If you don't One of the most refreshing aspects of outlet to work his extraordinary cinematic awards for Best Director and Actor know what "snafu" means, don't try looking it up in The Merriam­ Dances With Wolves is the manner in which charms on leading woman Mary (Costner), Best Supporting Actress (Mary Webster Dictionary. It's not in there. it portrays the native Americans. As Dunbar McDonnell, as he did with Susan Sarandon McDonnell), and hopefully Best Picture. I says, ''They are not the boogeymen they are in Bull Durham and Sean Young in No Way can heartily recommend this film, and I Dr.lIeadlivesforyourmail. Hepraysforit. He needs it. Sendyour made out to be." After years of the Out. believe you will find it absolutely Cindy, I'd be interested in your bust of the King if you ever . I questions to Dr. Head, care ofScholastic, 303 LaFortune. Include stereotypical bloodthirsty savage of the Costner gives probably the best delightful. 0 ~ ! consider parting with it. your name, year and residence. Dr. Head reserves the right to edit Hollywood Western, it is nice to see a film performance of his career. He is adept at by Noah Cooper Your question is one of semantics. A "non-public recreation for style or just for the heck of it. 0 6 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 7 - - - . . . -- ~, ~. ':.'-" -.... ~

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and cassette format. 1990 marks away the one on the Brief King's droning vocals remain in of punk. Chances are, you're the label's entry into the Peel History compilation. Here, the background, sounding alreading listening to G04 in one Sessions CD market. Gill's guitar stops and goes, remarkably Clash-like. form or another, so as those The compilation launches jerking the listener around and Approximately one minute into advertising rascals say, "Why Classic punk from an inventive British band itself into full glory with the lead encountering new dimensions in the song, Gill's guitar's joins in, go for a copy when you can have track from Entertainment!-"I sonic anarchy. The picture of a and the atmosphere is the original?" 0 Two of the bands who dabbled Briton who satirized the downturn, delving into the light Found that. Essence Rare." skinny Anglo wailing on his transformed into a macabre in the musical experimentattion conservative regime in power British pop of the times. Their Besides being my favorite G04 guitar is immediately formed in monologue of repitition via Jeff Jotz is the music director of their avant-garde cousins while not caring much for period here has survived in song of all time, it serves as a my mind as a result. The Peel King's sharp-toned vocals: over at WVFI. and regards his during the late 1970s and early politics anyway. The band drew bands of one form or another, timely introduction to the entire Sessions also includes another "Watch new blood 'an the job as (l a relatively 1980s were Britain's Gang of influences from other sources, usually appearing in John Gang of Four picture, creating a Entertainment-era tunc that was ettiquete screen/the corpse is a unproductive use of air time." Four and Boston's Mission of too-the art of Manet, the films Hughes films or as the low­ punk rock commentary on the left off the Warner Brothers new personality," he chants. He also agrees that (lmore Burma. In general, they seemed of Jean-Luc Godard, and the calorie "Manchester pop" stuff. popular consumer culture compilation-"5:45." The song So check out both sports coverage would be a better use of that time." He is to hold on to their punk roots anti-Nazi movement springing I understand the importance of a expressed some time earlier begins with a simple, lazy bass compilations if you want to while stretching the genre to up in Leeds. band's later work if one is to with Wire's "Ex-Lion Tamer." I drum. Jon King's melodica know more about these unique a regular contributor to new heights. Vocally, Gang of Four are· receive the whole picture of a also found that the version of soon joins in, and the listener folks who combined the Scholastic when he is not But enough of this musical contemporaries of Athens, band's history, butlam unsure if "At Home He's a Tourist" on thinks that he/she is listening to magnificence of R & B, the wasting that time by reading Gang of Four theory stuff. If you want to learn Georgia's punk-popsters, this relatively infertile period the Peel Sessions album blows a track from a children's record. power of funk, and the attitude sports coverage. A Brief History of the more about it, go read some Pylon. G04 layered their for G04 should have been given 20th Century books by rock critic Greil scatterbrained vocals on top of this much attention. If Warner Marcus. I'm here to talk about their stong bass drum, courtesy Brothers really wanted to do the The rabble and rubble that two new CD compilations that of Hugo Burnham. Vocalist Jon fan a favor, they should have T I c remained from the Sex Pistols's E o deal with those English punk­ x King rhythmically chants the scrapped the compilation and world "Anarchy in the U.K." funkers, Gang of Four. Their lyrics in such blasts as "At Home re-released all their albums on regime back in the late 1970s musical existence spanned a He's a Tourist" and "Not Great CD. nurtured an incredible flowering brief five years, but their legacy Men." In the latter song, King 8 I R o 5 of artists and musicians, lives on in so many bands, also utilizes a little heard (but inspired by those four angry underground and mainstream, always memorable) instrument, young men from London. that it would be an the melodica. Dave Allen, Exotic Birds, a Cleveland (vocals and keyboards), and which has adapted itself quite Psychedelic Furs, Ministry, and Figures such as Attila the understatement to call them just borrowing the powerful bass band which stands on the verge Richard Carpenter (drums and well to the synth-pop treatment. the Icicle Works. Their live Stockbroker and Poly Ethyl an "influence." made famous by the American of making a commercial and percussion), chose the band's It is faring rather well on shows are energetic and varied, joined bands like the Mekons, This past year, the major label funk movement in the early artistic splash, will bring their name from a classical chamber Billboard's dance charts, featuring unique mixtures of Wire, the Buzzcocks, the Ruts, Warner Brothers (the folks that seventies, acts as a bridge unique techno-pop to Notre work by composer Oliver climbing into the thirties earlier percussion and synth, and their Delta 5, and 999 in proclaiming released G04's albums in the . between Burnham's drums and Dame's Stepan Center on Messiaen entitled L' Oiseau this month. Exotic Birds have a catchy pop sound has kept more "Punkis king." United States) put out a CD Andy Gill's slicing, high­ Friday, December 7. Exotiques. This choice of a new album out as well, entitled than one crowd on its feet. This Around 1979 or 1980, the rock compilation of the band's pitched guitar. The distortion­ The band, which has been name is reflective of the band's Equilibrium. Produced by Zeus time, though, Exotic Birds are and roll community was chronicles, entitled A Brief filled psychedelic mayhem Gang of Four around since 1983, is composed deep affinity for classical music B. Held, who has also worked trying to make their own splash experiencing another explosion, History of the Twentieth encountered in "Anthrax" reeks Peel Sessions of three lads who started to play and its strong musical with Simple Minds, Dead or by touring alone in support of or should I say, implosion. Century. Featuring over 75 of Hendrix, manifesting itself in Strange Fruit Records's together while studying background. Since all three of Alive, and Men Without Hats, Equilibrium. Critics have called this period minutes of music, the album the experiments of present-day answer to.all this punk nostalgia percussion at the Cleveland the band's members are Equilibrium is the flrst new The sure-fire techno-pop the "post-punk fallout," and it provides a comprehensive bands like Fugazi. comes in the form of a Institute of Music. As creative graduates of a music release for Exotic Birds in four music of Exotic Birds is certain marked a shift in punk as artists beginning insight into Gang of On the whole, the Brief beautifully crafted CD young musicians, they found conservatory, their sound years, since the release of to break them into the public eye began to experiment with new Four and their world view. History compilation is compilation featuring recorded the attraction of the synthesizer reflects something beyond the L' Oiseau in 1986. Songs like soon. With all of their forms and musical styles. Featuring such harsh, slicing, enjoyable, but it is woefully material from Gang of Four's to be irresistible and began to ordinary synth-pop band's "Day After Day" are balanced experience and musicianship, During this period and beyond, chest-thumping gems as "To incomplete. I wish that Warner "Peel Sessions," recorded work with the synth pop sound lifeless, repetitive sound. Their on album by moodier tracks like combined with a healthy dose of many post-punk bands would Hell With Poverty," Brothers included more stuff between 1979 and 1981. These for which they are now known. sound has brought them a "Imagination" and more house­ creativity, they are ready to experiment with "new wave," "Cheeseburger," "At Home from their early years, in refer to the BBC's "Radio One" In its early days, the band number of successful singles on sounding cuts like "Everything become another synthesizer and later, industrial dance He's a Tourist," and "Return the particular, from the live broadcasts that have been included Trent Reznor of Nine college radio, including "Dance Is Different Now." Overall, power. As Scene magazine music. The ironic result of this Gift,"G04 releases a sonic Entertainment! and Solid Gold around since the 1960's. Inch Nails (also from the Night Away," and "No Equilibrium looks to be the says, "[Exotic Birds] can stand was· that . they eventually assault that combines the LPs. I specifically miss the Everyone who has been Cleveland) before he found Communication," which was album that pushes Exotic Birds up and flght against the New embraced the baroque screeching, quirky guitar sound upbeat "Outside the Trains anything in. alternative rock, suqcess as a dreadlocked even given medium rotation into commercial success. Orders or Depeche Modes on overproduction and "high reminiscent of British R & B god Don't Run on Time." After from Hendrix to Mudhoney, has industrial iconoclast. airplay by MTV in 1984. Exotic Birds's live experience any given day." Besuretocheck artness" of the seventies Wilko Johnson, the funkadelic track 13 (there are 20 tracks on been featured on the program. The three members of Exotic The current single from Exotic has been diverse and extensive: them out on Friday, December 7 "supergroups" that their punk of. George Clinton, and the the CD), Gang ofFour' s musical RecentIy,StrangeFruithasbeen Birds, Andrew Kubiszewski Birds, "Day After Day," is a they have opened for such bands when S.U.B. brings this up-and­ forefathers had rallied against. social comentary of the average prowess takes a serious releasing these tapes in LP,EP,. (vocals and guitar), Nick Rushe remake of an old Badfinger song as Information Society, The coming band to Stepan Center.

8 9 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 jl- +

and cassette format. 1990 marks away the one on the Brief King's droning vocals remain in of punk. Chances are, you're the label's entry into the Peel History compilation. Here, the background, sounding alreading listening to G04 in one Sessions CD market. Gill's guitar stops and goes, remarkably Clash-like. form or another, so as those The compilation launches jerking the listener around and Approximately one minute into advertising rascals say, "Why Classic punk from an inventive British band itself into full glory with the lead encountering new dimensions in the song, Gill's guitar's joins in, go for a copy when you can have track from Entertainment!-"I sonic anarchy. The picture of a and the atmosphere is the original?" 0 Two of the bands who dabbled Briton who satirized the downturn, delving into the light Found that. Essence Rare." skinny Anglo wailing on his transformed into a macabre in the musical experimentattion conservative regime in power British pop of the times. Their Besides being my favorite G04 guitar is immediately formed in monologue of repitition via Jeff Jotz is the music director of their avant-garde cousins while not caring much for period here has survived in song of all time, it serves as a my mind as a result. The Peel King's sharp-toned vocals: over at WVFI. and regards his during the late 1970s and early politics anyway. The band drew bands of one form or another, timely introduction to the entire Sessions also includes another "Watch new blood 'an the job as (l a relatively 1980s were Britain's Gang of influences from other sources, usually appearing in John Gang of Four picture, creating a Entertainment-era tunc that was ettiquete screen/the corpse is a unproductive use of air time." Four and Boston's Mission of too-the art of Manet, the films Hughes films or as the low­ punk rock commentary on the left off the Warner Brothers new personality," he chants. He also agrees that (lmore Burma. In general, they seemed of Jean-Luc Godard, and the calorie "Manchester pop" stuff. popular consumer culture compilation-"5:45." The song So check out both sports coverage would be a better use of that time." He is to hold on to their punk roots anti-Nazi movement springing I understand the importance of a expressed some time earlier begins with a simple, lazy bass compilations if you want to while stretching the genre to up in Leeds. band's later work if one is to with Wire's "Ex-Lion Tamer." I drum. Jon King's melodica know more about these unique a regular contributor to new heights. Vocally, Gang of Four are· receive the whole picture of a also found that the version of soon joins in, and the listener folks who combined the Scholastic when he is not But enough of this musical contemporaries of Athens, band's history, butlam unsure if "At Home He's a Tourist" on thinks that he/she is listening to magnificence of R & B, the wasting that time by reading Gang of Four theory stuff. If you want to learn Georgia's punk-popsters, this relatively infertile period the Peel Sessions album blows a track from a children's record. power of funk, and the attitude sports coverage. A Brief History of the more about it, go read some Pylon. G04 layered their for G04 should have been given 20th Century books by rock critic Greil scatterbrained vocals on top of this much attention. If Warner Marcus. I'm here to talk about their stong bass drum, courtesy Brothers really wanted to do the The rabble and rubble that two new CD compilations that of Hugo Burnham. Vocalist Jon fan a favor, they should have T I c remained from the Sex Pistols's E o deal with those English punk­ x King rhythmically chants the scrapped the compilation and world "Anarchy in the U.K." funkers, Gang of Four. Their lyrics in such blasts as "At Home re-released all their albums on regime back in the late 1970s musical existence spanned a He's a Tourist" and "Not Great CD. nurtured an incredible flowering brief five years, but their legacy Men." In the latter song, King 8 I R o 5 of artists and musicians, lives on in so many bands, also utilizes a little heard (but inspired by those four angry underground and mainstream, always memorable) instrument, young men from London. that it would be an the melodica. Dave Allen, Exotic Birds, a Cleveland (vocals and keyboards), and which has adapted itself quite Psychedelic Furs, Ministry, and Figures such as Attila the understatement to call them just borrowing the powerful bass band which stands on the verge Richard Carpenter (drums and well to the synth-pop treatment. the Icicle Works. Their live Stockbroker and Poly Ethyl an "influence." made famous by the American of making a commercial and percussion), chose the band's It is faring rather well on shows are energetic and varied, joined bands like the Mekons, This past year, the major label funk movement in the early artistic splash, will bring their name from a classical chamber Billboard's dance charts, featuring unique mixtures of Wire, the Buzzcocks, the Ruts, Warner Brothers (the folks that seventies, acts as a bridge unique techno-pop to Notre work by composer Oliver climbing into the thirties earlier percussion and synth, and their Delta 5, and 999 in proclaiming released G04's albums in the . between Burnham's drums and Dame's Stepan Center on Messiaen entitled L' Oiseau this month. Exotic Birds have a catchy pop sound has kept more "Punkis king." United States) put out a CD Andy Gill's slicing, high­ Friday, December 7. Exotiques. This choice of a new album out as well, entitled than one crowd on its feet. This Around 1979 or 1980, the rock compilation of the band's pitched guitar. The distortion­ The band, which has been name is reflective of the band's Equilibrium. Produced by Zeus time, though, Exotic Birds are and roll community was chronicles, entitled A Brief filled psychedelic mayhem Gang of Four around since 1983, is composed deep affinity for classical music B. Held, who has also worked trying to make their own splash experiencing another explosion, History of the Twentieth encountered in "Anthrax" reeks Peel Sessions of three lads who started to play and its strong musical with Simple Minds, Dead or by touring alone in support of or should I say, implosion. Century. Featuring over 75 of Hendrix, manifesting itself in Strange Fruit Records's together while studying background. Since all three of Alive, and Men Without Hats, Equilibrium. Critics have called this period minutes of music, the album the experiments of present-day answer to.all this punk nostalgia percussion at the Cleveland the band's members are Equilibrium is the flrst new The sure-fire techno-pop the "post-punk fallout," and it provides a comprehensive bands like Fugazi. comes in the form of a Institute of Music. As creative graduates of a music release for Exotic Birds in four music of Exotic Birds is certain marked a shift in punk as artists beginning insight into Gang of On the whole, the Brief beautifully crafted CD young musicians, they found conservatory, their sound years, since the release of to break them into the public eye began to experiment with new Four and their world view. History compilation is compilation featuring recorded the attraction of the synthesizer reflects something beyond the L' Oiseau in 1986. Songs like soon. With all of their forms and musical styles. Featuring such harsh, slicing, enjoyable, but it is woefully material from Gang of Four's to be irresistible and began to ordinary synth-pop band's "Day After Day" are balanced experience and musicianship, During this period and beyond, chest-thumping gems as "To incomplete. I wish that Warner "Peel Sessions," recorded work with the synth pop sound lifeless, repetitive sound. Their on album by moodier tracks like combined with a healthy dose of many post-punk bands would Hell With Poverty," Brothers included more stuff between 1979 and 1981. These for which they are now known. sound has brought them a "Imagination" and more house­ creativity, they are ready to experiment with "new wave," "Cheeseburger," "At Home from their early years, in refer to the BBC's "Radio One" In its early days, the band number of successful singles on sounding cuts like "Everything become another synthesizer and later, industrial dance He's a Tourist," and "Return the particular, from the live broadcasts that have been included Trent Reznor of Nine college radio, including "Dance Is Different Now." Overall, power. As Scene magazine music. The ironic result of this Gift,"G04 releases a sonic Entertainment! and Solid Gold around since the 1960's. Inch Nails (also from the Night Away," and "No Equilibrium looks to be the says, "[Exotic Birds] can stand was· that . they eventually assault that combines the LPs. I specifically miss the Everyone who has been Cleveland) before he found Communication," which was album that pushes Exotic Birds up and flght against the New embraced the baroque screeching, quirky guitar sound upbeat "Outside the Trains anything in. alternative rock, suqcess as a dreadlocked even given medium rotation into commercial success. Orders or Depeche Modes on overproduction and "high reminiscent of British R & B god Don't Run on Time." After from Hendrix to Mudhoney, has industrial iconoclast. airplay by MTV in 1984. Exotic Birds's live experience any given day." Besuretocheck artness" of the seventies Wilko Johnson, the funkadelic track 13 (there are 20 tracks on been featured on the program. The three members of Exotic The current single from Exotic has been diverse and extensive: them out on Friday, December 7 "supergroups" that their punk of. George Clinton, and the the CD), Gang ofFour' s musical RecentIy,StrangeFruithasbeen Birds, Andrew Kubiszewski Birds, "Day After Day," is a they have opened for such bands when S.U.B. brings this up-and­ forefathers had rallied against. social comentary of the average prowess takes a serious releasing these tapes in LP,EP,. (vocals and guitar), Nick Rushe remake of an old Badfinger song as Information Society, The coming band to Stepan Center.

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ins. nized systems, each containing 320 videos, as "a second-hand store" whose inherent ,I; So Perkins returned to the Senate, are operative seven nights a weck until problems led to its financial ruin, but he " and submitted a new proposal. Student LaFortune closes at 2:00 a.m. As a result of believes his newest business will be profit­ Body President Rob Pasin said that the the opening of Perkins' store, the Video able. ND Video will not be required to pay budget committee was impressed with Perk­ Vendor operator has been given a month's rent or a profit percentage to student govern­ ins' well thought-out plan and enthusiasm. notice and will have vacated by the end of the ment as Video Vendor did, but the store will An additional $6000 loan was approved by semester. Students will no longer be able to have to payback its $6000 loan over a period the committee~ raising the total amount of rent a movie on campus after 11 p.m. of three years. To tum a profit, Perkins funds to $12,000. Perkins said, "That was a ND Video will be opened from 4 hopes to rent out 25 to 30 videos a day and bare bones budget for movies and cases, until 11 each evening. The management since every dorm has a VCR available for basically." believes that these hours afford students student use and some Domers have their The $6000 grant and $6000 loan generous time to take out a rental. Pasin own, he expects demand for rentals to be were both drawn from the, Carry Forward agreed, saying that the store would be open significant. fund.. This fund is make up of Student during the prime renting hours. Longer "We're a new business," said Perk­ Government money left over at the end of hours have been replaced with personal ins. "And we're out there to service the the year which is placed in an outside bank service, which the Video Vendor obviously students and get the movies they want." account where it collects interest. The Carry lacked. Perkins added that if a student does not find Forward fund is used to pay capital ex­ The Budget Committee believed the title he or she is looking for, he will try to that some students found the Video Vendor get'the movie and accomodate the customer. ',I:1' penses, such as the purchase of vans for the 'II Center for Social Concerns. intimidating and difficult to operate at first This differs from the policy of the video " Recently, many students have glance, and that students would prefer to Vendor owner, R&R Entertainment. They questioned why this student business ven­ deal with a salesperson rather than a ma­ chose to exclude certain videos containing ,I,Ii I" ture is being managed by someone whose chine, factors they took into account when explicit violence, nudity or satan worship, last venture failed. In 1988 the Cellar fin­ making the decision to award the loan and and the student had no recourse if a desired ished out the year with cJose to a $9000 loss. grant. Pasin said, "A lot of students com­ movie was not in the machine. The following semester, Steve Lawrence plained the videos they got were not good ND Video may prove to be a good took over as head manager and Perkins was quality and well, who can you complain to way to kick back, relax, and amuse yourself Manager Steve Perkins has worked to offer convient video made assistant manager, as a sophomore. when you are getting it from a machine?" some night, but get there before 11 or else get rentals to students. With the aid of a new advertising campaign, Pas in went on to say that browsing and stuck watching the Late, Late Show on the the Cellar broke even that year. "We were access to movie covers are other benefits ND tube. Also, the Video Vendor movies will be really happy about that!" said Perkins. Video supplies. And Perkins promises a going on sale for about ten dollars each at the New video store'offers convenience But Perkins' second year at the better selection of movies than Video Ven­ end of the semester - a cheap way to start record store was not as successful. Sales dor offered. "We are able to offer the new your own video collection. 0 and better selection to students failed to increase, the intensive advertising movies right as they come out," he said. campaign faltered, and the Cellar reeled Perkins said the Cellar was treated by Heidi Toboni I t's 11 :00 at night. You and your friends received one free rental coupon. Theregular his business on a $15,000 budget In an from the effects of outside compe­ are heading home from a basketball game cost of renting a movie is $2. effort to raise this amount, he approached tition. "Tracks could offer a lot attheJACC. Youdon'twanttoeallitanight Store manager Steve Perkins be­ the University Department of Financial lower prices than we could. And just yet, but you aren't 21, or you're not into gan collecting the videos this year,but the Affairs with his idea. Perkins was asked to everybody goes to the bookstore, the bar scene, and you can't think of a planning and preparation for the store submit a proposal over the summer. "I was picks up a bottle of shampoo, picks suitable social alternative. So what do you started last May, soon after the official deci­ taking my time with [the proposal], so it got up a CD ... you know, tell Mom they do? You tum to everyone's trusty stand-by sion to close the record store. "Initially, it in kind of late," said Perkins. bought a bunch of soap, things like - you rent a movie. [the idea of a video store] was brough t up last Before committing any funds, the that, and charge it home," Perkins Good choice, because a new video year, how to make money in the record University wanted Perkins to present his said. By the close of 1990, the rental store has opened at Notre Dame. ND store," said Perkins. One idea was to add a plan to Student Government for their opin­ Cellar had lost another $1700. Video has taken up residence in the base­ video section to the Cellar's collection of ion. "So we took them the proposal saying Other students have ques­ ment of LaFortune in a room once occupied tapes and CD's. The record store, however, that, 'Well, if you give us a $6000 grant, that tioned the degree to which the new by The Cellar record store. Monday, No­ was in serious financial trouble by this time. would show the University that you had store serves thestudentbody. Docs vember 12 marked the official opening of Perkins, appointed the Cellar's manager at faith in the store.'" The Student Govern­ the opening ofND Video compro­ the new business. Due to lateshipments,ND this time, thought that with the store's lim­ ment Budget Committee liked the proposal mise service to students? Until Video operated with only half of its planned ited space and potential financial collapse, and awarded Perkins the grant. now Dorners have used the video inventory during its first week of business. additional investments in the video business The University's fIn~ decision, rental service from the VideoVen­ For the most part, opening day would be unwise. "I told them I'd be happy however, was to deny ND Video supporting dor. Located in the basement of consisted of selling memberships. As ad­ to open a video store for them, but it would funds. The University said that a student­ LaFortune near the Copy Shop, the vertised campus-wide, students obtained be exclusively a video store." run business should be completely funded Vendor dispenses videos much I ike membership to the store for a $5 fee and VuTran Originally, Perkins hoped to open by Student Government, according to Perk- a candy machine,. Two mecha- Students review the selections at NO Video. 10 11 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 - ~ • ~ , , - • +

ins. nized systems, each containing 320 videos, as "a second-hand store" whose inherent ,I; So Perkins returned to the Senate, are operative seven nights a weck until problems led to its financial ruin, but he " and submitted a new proposal. Student LaFortune closes at 2:00 a.m. As a result of believes his newest business will be profit­ Body President Rob Pasin said that the the opening of Perkins' store, the Video able. ND Video will not be required to pay budget committee was impressed with Perk­ Vendor operator has been given a month's rent or a profit percentage to student govern­ ins' well thought-out plan and enthusiasm. notice and will have vacated by the end of the ment as Video Vendor did, but the store will An additional $6000 loan was approved by semester. Students will no longer be able to have to payback its $6000 loan over a period the committee~ raising the total amount of rent a movie on campus after 11 p.m. of three years. To tum a profit, Perkins funds to $12,000. Perkins said, "That was a ND Video will be opened from 4 hopes to rent out 25 to 30 videos a day and bare bones budget for movies and cases, until 11 each evening. The management since every dorm has a VCR available for basically." believes that these hours afford students student use and some Domers have their The $6000 grant and $6000 loan generous time to take out a rental. Pasin own, he expects demand for rentals to be were both drawn from the, Carry Forward agreed, saying that the store would be open significant. fund.. This fund is make up of Student during the prime renting hours. Longer "We're a new business," said Perk­ Government money left over at the end of hours have been replaced with personal ins. "And we're out there to service the the year which is placed in an outside bank service, which the Video Vendor obviously students and get the movies they want." account where it collects interest. The Carry lacked. Perkins added that if a student does not find Forward fund is used to pay capital ex­ The Budget Committee believed the title he or she is looking for, he will try to that some students found the Video Vendor get'the movie and accomodate the customer. ',I:1' penses, such as the purchase of vans for the 'II Center for Social Concerns. intimidating and difficult to operate at first This differs from the policy of the video " Recently, many students have glance, and that students would prefer to Vendor owner, R&R Entertainment. They questioned why this student business ven­ deal with a salesperson rather than a ma­ chose to exclude certain videos containing ,I,Ii I" ture is being managed by someone whose chine, factors they took into account when explicit violence, nudity or satan worship, last venture failed. In 1988 the Cellar fin­ making the decision to award the loan and and the student had no recourse if a desired ished out the year with cJose to a $9000 loss. grant. Pasin said, "A lot of students com­ movie was not in the machine. The following semester, Steve Lawrence plained the videos they got were not good ND Video may prove to be a good took over as head manager and Perkins was quality and well, who can you complain to way to kick back, relax, and amuse yourself Manager Steve Perkins has worked to offer convient video made assistant manager, as a sophomore. when you are getting it from a machine?" some night, but get there before 11 or else get rentals to students. With the aid of a new advertising campaign, Pas in went on to say that browsing and stuck watching the Late, Late Show on the the Cellar broke even that year. "We were access to movie covers are other benefits ND tube. Also, the Video Vendor movies will be really happy about that!" said Perkins. Video supplies. And Perkins promises a going on sale for about ten dollars each at the New video store'offers convenience But Perkins' second year at the better selection of movies than Video Ven­ end of the semester - a cheap way to start record store was not as successful. Sales dor offered. "We are able to offer the new your own video collection. 0 and better selection to students failed to increase, the intensive advertising movies right as they come out," he said. campaign faltered, and the Cellar reeled Perkins said the Cellar was treated by Heidi Toboni I t's 11 :00 at night. You and your friends received one free rental coupon. Theregular his business on a $15,000 budget In an from the effects of outside compe­ are heading home from a basketball game cost of renting a movie is $2. effort to raise this amount, he approached tition. "Tracks could offer a lot attheJACC. Youdon'twanttoeallitanight Store manager Steve Perkins be­ the University Department of Financial lower prices than we could. And just yet, but you aren't 21, or you're not into gan collecting the videos this year,but the Affairs with his idea. Perkins was asked to everybody goes to the bookstore, the bar scene, and you can't think of a planning and preparation for the store submit a proposal over the summer. "I was picks up a bottle of shampoo, picks suitable social alternative. So what do you started last May, soon after the official deci­ taking my time with [the proposal], so it got up a CD ... you know, tell Mom they do? You tum to everyone's trusty stand-by sion to close the record store. "Initially, it in kind of late," said Perkins. bought a bunch of soap, things like - you rent a movie. [the idea of a video store] was brough t up last Before committing any funds, the that, and charge it home," Perkins Good choice, because a new video year, how to make money in the record University wanted Perkins to present his said. By the close of 1990, the rental store has opened at Notre Dame. ND store," said Perkins. One idea was to add a plan to Student Government for their opin­ Cellar had lost another $1700. Video has taken up residence in the base­ video section to the Cellar's collection of ion. "So we took them the proposal saying Other students have ques­ ment of LaFortune in a room once occupied tapes and CD's. The record store, however, that, 'Well, if you give us a $6000 grant, that tioned the degree to which the new by The Cellar record store. Monday, No­ was in serious financial trouble by this time. would show the University that you had store serves thestudentbody. Docs vember 12 marked the official opening of Perkins, appointed the Cellar's manager at faith in the store.'" The Student Govern­ the opening ofND Video compro­ the new business. Due to lateshipments,ND this time, thought that with the store's lim­ ment Budget Committee liked the proposal mise service to students? Until Video operated with only half of its planned ited space and potential financial collapse, and awarded Perkins the grant. now Dorners have used the video inventory during its first week of business. additional investments in the video business The University's fIn~ decision, rental service from the VideoVen­ For the most part, opening day would be unwise. "I told them I'd be happy however, was to deny ND Video supporting dor. Located in the basement of consisted of selling memberships. As ad­ to open a video store for them, but it would funds. The University said that a student­ LaFortune near the Copy Shop, the vertised campus-wide, students obtained be exclusively a video store." run business should be completely funded Vendor dispenses videos much I ike membership to the store for a $5 fee and VuTran Originally, Perkins hoped to open by Student Government, according to Perk- a candy machine,. Two mecha- Students review the selections at NO Video. 10 11 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 , .... , , .. , , • ~ r __ • •

on its first eastern tour. to the West Coast, where it recorded a pio- two conductors. David "Coach" Clark Isele, During the next 50 years, the Glee neer "talkie" short for Warner Brothers. who led the club from 1973 to 1979, was a Club established itself firmly as what When Daniel H. Pedtke - affection­ notedliturgical composer who contributed Hoffmancalls"oneoftheprimaryrepresen- ately called "Dean" by Glee Clubbers - both personal works and several well-loved tatives of the University." ' succeeded Casasanta as conductor in 1938, arrangements of familiar songs to the In 1926, Notre Dame graduate Jo- heledthec1ubinhispredecessor'sfootsteps. club'sportfolio. Douglas K. Belland, direc­ sephJ. Casasanta became head of the Music He became well-known as an outstanding tor from 1979to1981, introduced Biebl's Department. During his 12-year conductor- composer, director and teacher, as well as for "Ave Maria" and began thecustomsofinvit­ ship of the Glee Club, he composed several his effective innovations with an all-male ing club members of conduct the alma mater well~loved and still-sung Notre Dame chorus. Pedtke contributed "Notre Dame, in their hometowns and bringing Glee club THE NOTRE DAME GLEE 1 songs. Among these are "Hike, Notre We Hail Thee" to the club's repertoire, ar­ alumni on stage after each performance to join in the school songs. ), Dame" (1923), "Down the Line" (1926), ranged radio and television spots, including and "Irish Backs" (19~0), which the band an appearance on Ed Sullivan's "Toast of the Today, the Glee Club enjoys its most still plays at football games as it hike-steps " Town," and scheduled regular tours outside successful era yet led by Carl L. Stam, de­ " CLUB CLELBRATES 75 YEARS to midfield. Casasanta also composed the Midwest. In 1971, the Glee Club made scribed by Hoffman as a "brilliant conductor "Notre Dame, Our Mother" for a premier its first European tour. By the end of who adds life to what he conducts." Stam, performance at a 1931 halftime ceremony Pedtke's 35-year leadership, the club was who also conducts the Notre Dame Chorale honoring the late Knute Rockne. The song traveling an average of 9,000 ,miles a year. and teaches advanced conducting, is popular OF MUSICAL TRADITION later became the University's alma mater. While the club maintained its local and inter­ campus wide; in 1988, he became the first Also during Casasanta's directorship, the national concert circuit, its repertoire and layman to receive the Father John "Pop" club gained national exposure on its firstlrip traditions conlinued to grow under the next Farley Award for distinguished service in

OVER 2000 MEMBERS, PAST AND PRESENT REMEMBER A RICH PAST AND LOOK FORWARD TO A PROMISING FUTURE

, W e have all kinds of traditions," An announcement for tryouts in an participate for months afterward, commut­ Smiled the Notre Dame Glee October 1915 issue of the student magazine ing from Indianapolis' to direct Saturday Club's head of publicity Kevin Hoffman, marks the birth of the first permanent Glee rehearsals. "but not many you can print" Indeed, the Club. Law student S. Ward Perrott, a trans­ Recognizing the outstanding public­ history of the Glee Club - which celebrates fcr from Harvard, organized the first campus ity its glee club generated, the University its 75th anniversary this year - has been a songfest with a 12-voice ch(,lrus. Despite began helping arrange concerts throughout steady acquisitionof traditions, including lukewarm interest overall, the audience of the Midwest. Under the direction ofJohn J. those which might tarnish its sterling image. Washington Hall on December 11 of that Becker, the club's membership grew to 40 The idea of organizing a Glee Club year was enthusiastic. members, its repertoire expanded to include was bounced around as 'early as 1872, ac­ Modelled after the Harvard Glee classical as well as popular modern pieces, cording to Hoffman. During the next 43 Club, of which Perrott had been a member, and club customs began to emerge. By years, various groups calling themselves the Notre Dame club averaged 20-25 mem­ 1922, the Glee Club was ending eachcon­ glee clubs performed at campus functions bers during its first few years. It had its own cert with Shea's Victory March. and solicited interest through Scholastic orchestra and performed often with a man­ When J. Lewis Browne took over as Magazine. Despite the apparent desire to dolin club, violin soloists, and various voice conductorin 1923, the Glee Club's exposure start one, though, the Glee Club's begin­ ensem bles. Perrott conducted the club until widened yet again. Near the end of The 1990-91 Notre Dame Glee Club is comprised of 63 men from every class and area of the country, and includes only 2 music majors nings were balky. his graduation in 1917, then continued to Browne's term in 1926, the club embarked \ 12 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 13

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on its first eastern tour. to the West Coast, where it recorded a pio- two conductors. David "Coach" Clark Isele, During the next 50 years, the Glee neer "talkie" short for Warner Brothers. who led the club from 1973 to 1979, was a Club established itself firmly as what When Daniel H. Pedtke - affection­ notedliturgical composer who contributed Hoffmancalls"oneoftheprimaryrepresen- ately called "Dean" by Glee Clubbers - both personal works and several well-loved tatives of the University." ' succeeded Casasanta as conductor in 1938, arrangements of familiar songs to the In 1926, Notre Dame graduate Jo- heledthec1ubinhispredecessor'sfootsteps. club'sportfolio. Douglas K. Belland, direc­ sephJ. Casasanta became head of the Music He became well-known as an outstanding tor from 1979to1981, introduced Biebl's Department. During his 12-year conductor- composer, director and teacher, as well as for "Ave Maria" and began thecustomsofinvit­ ship of the Glee Club, he composed several his effective innovations with an all-male ing club members of conduct the alma mater well~loved and still-sung Notre Dame chorus. Pedtke contributed "Notre Dame, in their hometowns and bringing Glee club THE NOTRE DAME GLEE 1 songs. Among these are "Hike, Notre We Hail Thee" to the club's repertoire, ar­ alumni on stage after each performance to join in the school songs. ), Dame" (1923), "Down the Line" (1926), ranged radio and television spots, including and "Irish Backs" (19~0), which the band an appearance on Ed Sullivan's "Toast of the Today, the Glee Club enjoys its most still plays at football games as it hike-steps " Town," and scheduled regular tours outside successful era yet led by Carl L. Stam, de­ " CLUB CLELBRATES 75 YEARS to midfield. Casasanta also composed the Midwest. In 1971, the Glee Club made scribed by Hoffman as a "brilliant conductor "Notre Dame, Our Mother" for a premier its first European tour. By the end of who adds life to what he conducts." Stam, performance at a 1931 halftime ceremony Pedtke's 35-year leadership, the club was who also conducts the Notre Dame Chorale honoring the late Knute Rockne. The song traveling an average of 9,000 ,miles a year. and teaches advanced conducting, is popular OF MUSICAL TRADITION later became the University's alma mater. While the club maintained its local and inter­ campus wide; in 1988, he became the first Also during Casasanta's directorship, the national concert circuit, its repertoire and layman to receive the Father John "Pop" club gained national exposure on its firstlrip traditions conlinued to grow under the next Farley Award for distinguished service in

OVER 2000 MEMBERS, PAST AND PRESENT REMEMBER A RICH PAST AND LOOK FORWARD TO A PROMISING FUTURE

, W e have all kinds of traditions," An announcement for tryouts in an participate for months afterward, commut­ Smiled the Notre Dame Glee October 1915 issue of the student magazine ing from Indianapolis' to direct Saturday Club's head of publicity Kevin Hoffman, marks the birth of the first permanent Glee rehearsals. "but not many you can print" Indeed, the Club. Law student S. Ward Perrott, a trans­ Recognizing the outstanding public­ history of the Glee Club - which celebrates fcr from Harvard, organized the first campus ity its glee club generated, the University its 75th anniversary this year - has been a songfest with a 12-voice ch(,lrus. Despite began helping arrange concerts throughout steady acquisitionof traditions, including lukewarm interest overall, the audience of the Midwest. Under the direction ofJohn J. those which might tarnish its sterling image. Washington Hall on December 11 of that Becker, the club's membership grew to 40 The idea of organizing a Glee Club year was enthusiastic. members, its repertoire expanded to include was bounced around as 'early as 1872, ac­ Modelled after the Harvard Glee classical as well as popular modern pieces, cording to Hoffman. During the next 43 Club, of which Perrott had been a member, and club customs began to emerge. By years, various groups calling themselves the Notre Dame club averaged 20-25 mem­ 1922, the Glee Club was ending eachcon­ glee clubs performed at campus functions bers during its first few years. It had its own cert with Shea's Victory March. and solicited interest through Scholastic orchestra and performed often with a man­ When J. Lewis Browne took over as Magazine. Despite the apparent desire to dolin club, violin soloists, and various voice conductorin 1923, the Glee Club's exposure start one, though, the Glee Club's begin­ ensem bles. Perrott conducted the club until widened yet again. Near the end of The 1990-91 Notre Dame Glee Club is comprised of 63 men from every class and area of the country, and includes only 2 music majors nings were balky. his graduation in 1917, then continued to Browne's term in 1926, the club embarked \ 12 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 13

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student affairs. Starn's rehearsals support this recog­ nition by his peers as the best in his field. Every day at4:45, the Glee Club gathers for The a prayer and warm up, then an hour and fifteen minutes of rigorous practice. Starn punctuates the rehearsal with jokes, good­ natured tirades, and physical antics. Jokes Boys of are made about individual's singing, and members are berated for their posture. Aside from the frivolous part of rehearsal, however, the GleeClub diligently rehearses, the urged on by the enthusiasm of Sk'lm, who is completely immersed in each practice. He sings examples of a desired sound and demands perfect enunciation. "He always ACC has that much energy," whispered Hoffman. Carl Stam, Glee Club conductor, incorporates antics and bold gestures in his rehears­ "His secret is Diet Coke .... with five ice als. Although rehearsals are long, the hard work pays off ina flawless performance. cubes." but also Gregorian chants, Renaissance po­ club since its birth have come from all ma­ During the Starn years, the Glee lyphony, and works of Poulenc and Mil­ jors and from all over the world. "We pride Notre Dame hockey Club's repertoire has expanded yet again to haud. It has also made three recordings, ourselves in not being music majors," said include not only traditional crowd-pleasers, including "Wake Up the Echos," a tape of Hoffman, explaining that only two of this b~gins a new season traditional "Notre year's 63 members are music students. with an old goal: Dame Favorites" and a Joiriing the Glee Club is no simple Christmas recording. matter. Each year, "rookies" are recruited prove it deserves better The Club's hard and put through a careful screening process work has resulted in entailing auditions and interviews to deter­ funds national recognition.In mine their qualifications. Auditions are 1 1988-89,the club was serious and involve the actual singing of I . elected to. sing at the various parLS. The interview process how­ Ii Kaley Charles American Choral Di­ ever, sheds light on the real character of the rectors' Association' candidate, as he is forced to respond to I National Convention. questions like: "If you had to choose to be II It has also performed at . one kind of fruit which kind would it be and BY JIM KUSER theNational Seminar of why?" or asked to fill in maps of the United , , uilding a collegiate athletic program is Notre Dame ice hockey team to be againstKentState. Afterapairoffrustrating I I B II the Intercollegiate States and answer questions about them ... a slow process, but the Notre Dame aggressive and enthusiastic, moreso than losses to Ferris S tate, the Irish began to turn Men's Choruses and This year, the club's schedule con­ hockey team is trying to prove thaL they are before. it on by winning four straight home games, 11 with the metropolitan· tains four major concerts for fall, Christmas, capable of completing the task. An added incentive for Lhe Irish is the fact two against Massachussetts-Boston and two symphonies of South spring, commencement,in addition to local Three years ago, NoLre Dame was that if the hockey team improves and the against Alabama-Huntsville. Ii Bend, . Springfield, and campus projects and events. ReCently it awarded ten ice hockey scholarships. At Lhe NCAA eliminates the automatic The Irish hope to ride the ebb of their I1Iinios, and Jackson, returned from a,tOur oCNew York, New end of next season, the Notre Dame athletic independent birth to the post-season NCAA current victory wave into their next four II'I Mississippi.. Last year, ~ersey,Pennsylvania, and Washington, administrators will reevaluate the program tournament, Notre Dame can join the games, two each against Mercyhurst and I the Glee Club was in­ D.C. Its Christmas concert -is slated for in order to determine if scholarship money Central Collegiate Hockey Association, a Lake Forest. Mercyhurst and Lake Forest I vited to sing at the Car­ December14. ' should be increased or decreased. For this league which includes perennial are teams the Irish can beat to put together an ! i.: I dinals' Christmas Among the printable ones, Hoffman reaSon, it is important that this year's team powerhouses Michigan State and Michigan. eight game winning streak before the Party, a charity event said, the Glee Club's strongest tradition lies continues the improvement shown the last Junior defenseman Scott Vickman Christmas break. Times will be tough for the Iii for abused children and in the friendships formed among its mem­ two years in order to secure the recently summarized his teammates' sentiments Irish during the Holidays, however, as they :~ i battered women held at bers. As the 240 alumni who returned for the revived tradition of Notre Dame ice hockey. when he said, "The prospect of playing play Eastern Collegiate Athletic Conference ii the Waldorf-Astoria in recent reunion concert and "Bruder," the There is pressure on the players oflhis year's teams of that caliber is exciting. Itmotivates teams Princeton, Army, and New :" I"Ji New York City. heavy alumni directory illustrate, the club team because they will influence the future the tcam to get better and beLLer." Hampshire in three consecutive games in Despite its ce­ calls itself "the onlyfraternity on campus," of Notre Dame ice hockey. UnforLunately for the Irish, the 1990- preparation for a showdown with Boston j: lebrity though, the Glee The players are, therefore, on a mission College, one of the nation's best Division I 1'1 and for good reason. Its 75 years of musical 1991 ice hockey season got off to a shaky IIIr Club remains "just a teams and a participant in last March's Final Ii excellence, fun an.d tradition have made all to preserve the sport that they love and will Sk'lCt as the team dropped i LS firstthree games Ii bunch of guys who love members, past and present, brothers. channel their energy into playing well each to Minnesota (7-2) and Alaska-Fairbanks Four. Ii to sing." The2000men time they take to the ice. Look for this year's (4-3 and 2-0) before winning its first game "We will not let rankings (of opponents) f! Carl Stam emphasizes a point during a rehearsal who have joined the by Christine Walske o fi d 14 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 15 II Ii lit 5

student affairs. Starn's rehearsals support this recog­ nition by his peers as the best in his field. Every day at4:45, the Glee Club gathers for The a prayer and warm up, then an hour and fifteen minutes of rigorous practice. Starn punctuates the rehearsal with jokes, good­ natured tirades, and physical antics. Jokes Boys of are made about individual's singing, and members are berated for their posture. Aside from the frivolous part of rehearsal, however, the GleeClub diligently rehearses, the urged on by the enthusiasm of Sk'lm, who is completely immersed in each practice. He sings examples of a desired sound and demands perfect enunciation. "He always ACC has that much energy," whispered Hoffman. Carl Stam, Glee Club conductor, incorporates antics and bold gestures in his rehears­ "His secret is Diet Coke .... with five ice als. Although rehearsals are long, the hard work pays off ina flawless performance. cubes." but also Gregorian chants, Renaissance po­ club since its birth have come from all ma­ During the Starn years, the Glee lyphony, and works of Poulenc and Mil­ jors and from all over the world. "We pride Notre Dame hockey Club's repertoire has expanded yet again to haud. It has also made three recordings, ourselves in not being music majors," said include not only traditional crowd-pleasers, including "Wake Up the Echos," a tape of Hoffman, explaining that only two of this b~gins a new season traditional "Notre year's 63 members are music students. with an old goal: Dame Favorites" and a Joiriing the Glee Club is no simple Christmas recording. matter. Each year, "rookies" are recruited prove it deserves better The Club's hard and put through a careful screening process work has resulted in entailing auditions and interviews to deter­ funds national recognition.In mine their qualifications. Auditions are 1 1988-89,the club was serious and involve the actual singing of I . elected to. sing at the various parLS. The interview process how­ Ii Kaley Charles American Choral Di­ ever, sheds light on the real character of the rectors' Association' candidate, as he is forced to respond to I National Convention. questions like: "If you had to choose to be II It has also performed at . one kind of fruit which kind would it be and BY JIM KUSER theNational Seminar of why?" or asked to fill in maps of the United , , uilding a collegiate athletic program is Notre Dame ice hockey team to be againstKentState. Afterapairoffrustrating I I B II the Intercollegiate States and answer questions about them ... a slow process, but the Notre Dame aggressive and enthusiastic, moreso than losses to Ferris S tate, the Irish began to turn Men's Choruses and This year, the club's schedule con­ hockey team is trying to prove thaL they are before. it on by winning four straight home games, 11 with the metropolitan· tains four major concerts for fall, Christmas, capable of completing the task. An added incentive for Lhe Irish is the fact two against Massachussetts-Boston and two symphonies of South spring, commencement,in addition to local Three years ago, NoLre Dame was that if the hockey team improves and the against Alabama-Huntsville. Ii Bend, . Springfield, and campus projects and events. ReCently it awarded ten ice hockey scholarships. At Lhe NCAA eliminates the automatic The Irish hope to ride the ebb of their I1Iinios, and Jackson, returned from a,tOur oCNew York, New end of next season, the Notre Dame athletic independent birth to the post-season NCAA current victory wave into their next four II'I Mississippi.. Last year, ~ersey,Pennsylvania, and Washington, administrators will reevaluate the program tournament, Notre Dame can join the games, two each against Mercyhurst and I the Glee Club was in­ D.C. Its Christmas concert -is slated for in order to determine if scholarship money Central Collegiate Hockey Association, a Lake Forest. Mercyhurst and Lake Forest I vited to sing at the Car­ December14. ' should be increased or decreased. For this league which includes perennial are teams the Irish can beat to put together an ! i.: I dinals' Christmas Among the printable ones, Hoffman reaSon, it is important that this year's team powerhouses Michigan State and Michigan. eight game winning streak before the Party, a charity event said, the Glee Club's strongest tradition lies continues the improvement shown the last Junior defenseman Scott Vickman Christmas break. Times will be tough for the Iii for abused children and in the friendships formed among its mem­ two years in order to secure the recently summarized his teammates' sentiments Irish during the Holidays, however, as they :~ i battered women held at bers. As the 240 alumni who returned for the revived tradition of Notre Dame ice hockey. when he said, "The prospect of playing play Eastern Collegiate Athletic Conference ii the Waldorf-Astoria in recent reunion concert and "Bruder," the There is pressure on the players oflhis year's teams of that caliber is exciting. Itmotivates teams Princeton, Army, and New :" I"Ji New York City. heavy alumni directory illustrate, the club team because they will influence the future the tcam to get better and beLLer." Hampshire in three consecutive games in Despite its ce­ calls itself "the onlyfraternity on campus," of Notre Dame ice hockey. UnforLunately for the Irish, the 1990- preparation for a showdown with Boston j: lebrity though, the Glee The players are, therefore, on a mission College, one of the nation's best Division I 1'1 and for good reason. Its 75 years of musical 1991 ice hockey season got off to a shaky IIIr Club remains "just a teams and a participant in last March's Final Ii excellence, fun an.d tradition have made all to preserve the sport that they love and will Sk'lCt as the team dropped i LS firstthree games Ii bunch of guys who love members, past and present, brothers. channel their energy into playing well each to Minnesota (7-2) and Alaska-Fairbanks Four. Ii to sing." The2000men time they take to the ice. Look for this year's (4-3 and 2-0) before winning its first game "We will not let rankings (of opponents) f! Carl Stam emphasizes a point during a rehearsal who have joined the by Christine Walske o fi d 14 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 15 II Ii lit ~"""""""""======"------"""""""J"""""""""""""""""""------.4.

burst our bubble," said Curry and Louder turned it on at a Junior left wing Mike particularly good time because junior Curry. "They are all captain and defenseman Kevin Patrick great teams, but we went down with a season-ending knee will play our game, and injury against Minnesola that threw the they will have to work defense into a temporary state of shock. to beat us. We are not Although the Irish are deep on defense going to roll over and (nine players are capable of playing when play dead." only six suit up for games), Patrick's i' ~ i Much of Notre leadership qualities will be missed. Dame's recent success "Kevin had good sense on the ice. He must be attributed to never hit the panic button," said junior the outstanding play of defenseman Scott Vickman. Curry and freshman Without Patrick, the Irish leadership goalie Greg Louder. has come from varied sources. Neither player's Sophomore left wing Curtis Janicke, and performance was a junior left wing Lou Zadra, both whirling surprise, though, dervishes on the ice, have emerged as because both were vocal team leaders in the locker room. highly touted coming Junior center David Bankoske, who into this season, Curry led the team with 28 goals and 28 assists having chalked up 24 last season, wiUneed to play an active role points last season and if the Irish are to ad~ance very far this Louder having been season. He is Notre Dame's number one Junior winger Mike Curry has been the Irish's best player so far. the second American Freshman goalie Greg Louder was the second American goalie chosen in last June's NHL draft. He man. "David is our most gifted player," goalie drafted in last was taken in the fifth round by the Edmonton Oilers. said Head Coach Ric Schafer. "He can We have begun to gel. We have not peaked terms of talent than in recent years. We have June's NHL draft. handle the puck, he can pass, he can shoot, yet, but that is good. We want to continue to more depth and parity among the players. Although not surprising because of their Madson, who graduated. Louder has calmly problems putting the bisket in the basket. and he can skate very fast and very well. .He improve throughout the season so that by Although we are young, we have a lot of is an important cog in our power play. If he the time the March Independent talent, Curry and Louder are surprises filled the shoes of the record-setting goalie. He is the shot in the arm that we needed." returning lettermen and that will provide because of their consistency and dominance He has stepped in and Notre Dame's Junior defenseman Rob Copeland had ever discovers that his shot is as good as his Tournament roles around we will be in the invaluable experience to the team. Our guys thus far. Curry has accumulated eight goals goaItending hasn't missed a beat. similar praise for his goaltender. "Thank passing ability, he could score even more thick of the race to win it and gain a birth in are one, year stronger and one year smarter. and five assists for thirteen points, more than The play of these two players has ignited goodness for Louder. When the defense has goals for us." the NCAAs." You will see the difference between this half of his total point production for last the Irish, no doubt about it. "Thank sagged he has saved us. In practice he goes The current winning streak has boosted Schafer, in his fourth year at Notre year's team and last year's team." season in a third the number of games. goodness for Curry, " said sophomore through the motions sometimes. But on Notre Dame's confidence and morale Dame, is confident that his team can achieve If the last four games are any indication, The Irish coaching staff's most pressing center Sterling Black. "He picked up the game day he is really ready to play. He is a significantly. As Curry said, "The the success spoken of by Curry. "We are the difference has been seen and will concern last year was replacing goalie Lance point production when the offense had sweet game day goalie." chemistry of this team is coming through. young but I think we're a better team in continue to be seen into March. 0

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burst our bubble," said Curry and Louder turned it on at a Junior left wing Mike particularly good time because junior Curry. "They are all captain and defenseman Kevin Patrick great teams, but we went down with a season-ending knee will play our game, and injury against Minnesola that threw the they will have to work defense into a temporary state of shock. to beat us. We are not Although the Irish are deep on defense going to roll over and (nine players are capable of playing when play dead." only six suit up for games), Patrick's i' ~ i Much of Notre leadership qualities will be missed. Dame's recent success "Kevin had good sense on the ice. He must be attributed to never hit the panic button," said junior the outstanding play of defenseman Scott Vickman. Curry and freshman Without Patrick, the Irish leadership goalie Greg Louder. has come from varied sources. Neither player's Sophomore left wing Curtis Janicke, and performance was a junior left wing Lou Zadra, both whirling surprise, though, dervishes on the ice, have emerged as because both were vocal team leaders in the locker room. highly touted coming Junior center David Bankoske, who into this season, Curry led the team with 28 goals and 28 assists having chalked up 24 last season, wiUneed to play an active role points last season and if the Irish are to ad~ance very far this Louder having been season. He is Notre Dame's number one Junior winger Mike Curry has been the Irish's best player so far. the second American Freshman goalie Greg Louder was the second American goalie chosen in last June's NHL draft. He man. "David is our most gifted player," goalie drafted in last was taken in the fifth round by the Edmonton Oilers. said Head Coach Ric Schafer. "He can We have begun to gel. We have not peaked terms of talent than in recent years. We have June's NHL draft. handle the puck, he can pass, he can shoot, yet, but that is good. We want to continue to more depth and parity among the players. Although not surprising because of their Madson, who graduated. Louder has calmly problems putting the bisket in the basket. and he can skate very fast and very well. .He improve throughout the season so that by Although we are young, we have a lot of is an important cog in our power play. If he the time the March Independent talent, Curry and Louder are surprises filled the shoes of the record-setting goalie. He is the shot in the arm that we needed." returning lettermen and that will provide because of their consistency and dominance He has stepped in and Notre Dame's Junior defenseman Rob Copeland had ever discovers that his shot is as good as his Tournament roles around we will be in the invaluable experience to the team. Our guys thus far. Curry has accumulated eight goals goaItending hasn't missed a beat. similar praise for his goaltender. "Thank passing ability, he could score even more thick of the race to win it and gain a birth in are one, year stronger and one year smarter. and five assists for thirteen points, more than The play of these two players has ignited goodness for Louder. When the defense has goals for us." the NCAAs." You will see the difference between this half of his total point production for last the Irish, no doubt about it. "Thank sagged he has saved us. In practice he goes The current winning streak has boosted Schafer, in his fourth year at Notre year's team and last year's team." season in a third the number of games. goodness for Curry, " said sophomore through the motions sometimes. But on Notre Dame's confidence and morale Dame, is confident that his team can achieve If the last four games are any indication, The Irish coaching staff's most pressing center Sterling Black. "He picked up the game day he is really ready to play. He is a significantly. As Curry said, "The the success spoken of by Curry. "We are the difference has been seen and will concern last year was replacing goalie Lance point production when the offense had sweet game day goalie." chemistry of this team is coming through. young but I think we're a better team in continue to be seen into March. 0

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, 11 ,1" 'I,; .,i;i 'Distractions Ii: ~ ii, I '. j'l li,1 Ii: 1:1 1,1 Ii') Iii1'1 ,i" '1'1:; LaPhonso Ellis: Ellis, a junior from East St. Alicia Turner: Turner, a sophomore from La Jolla, ill I,I Louis, rr..., was named to the All-Tournament CA, led the volleyball team against fifth-ranked :'1 Team of the Big Apple National Invitational Texas with 4 digs and 8 kills for a .530 hitting Iiiii Tournament in New York. In Notre Dame's percentage. She also recorded 8 kills and 5 service MOVIES CONCERTS i:, final game against the Blue Devils of Duke, aces against 20th-ranked San Diego State. For the I".ii Ellis scored 19 points and grabbed 14 re­ season, Turner leads the squad in kills, digs and followed by Mamie at 9 p.m. On EXOTIC BIRDS, a Cleveland syrtth-pop iii service aces. THE GODFATHER: I'll make you an offer bounds. you can't refuse ... come see The Godfather Wednesday, December 5 will beLa Femme band, will be at Stepan Center on Friday, at the Montgomery Theatre in LaFortune on Infldele at 7 p.m. and Yellow Submarine at December 7. TicketS are $2, available at the III Thursday, November 29. 9p.m. Lafortune infoilnation desk. I'~ , SPORTS I WILLY· WONKA AND THE EARTH JAM II: a benefit concert featuring I' CHOCOLATE FACTORY: All right! It's campus. bands Chisel, the Generics, XYZ 'I," HOCKEY: The Irish will take on Affair, and Exit 77, will be held at Stepan il 1-80 at Exit 77 finally back! This is the one S.U.B. movie Mercyhurst ColJege at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, not to miss this semester - be sure to catch Center on Saturday, December 8 from 7 p.m. 52825 US 33 N. November 30 and Saturday, December 1 at to 1 a.m. Tickets are $2, and the proceeds Ii it at Cushing Auditorium on Friday, i: the J.A.C.C. will go to fund projects started by Students South Bend, IN November 30 at 8 and 10:15 p.m. for Environmental Action. Earth Jam t­ I' 272-9000 SWIMMING: The National Catholic shirts will also be available for $10. I'M. GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA: This Relays will be taking place at the hilarious parody of 70s "blaxploitation" II RolfsAquatic Center from Thursday, MISCELLANEOUS ill movies shows on Saturday, December 1 in !JI November 29 to Saturday, December 1. ill Cushing Auditorium at 8 and 10: 15 p.m. *FREECONTINENTALBREAKFAST THEATRE THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE, WINDY CITY SHUTTLE: will be making !II *PRlV ATE IN ROOM JACUZZI SPAS yet another run to Chicago on Saturday, *FREE HBO, CNN, ESPN AND HER LOVER: Cinema at the Snite ACCIDENTAL DEATH OF. AN iii :will be sponsoring this controversial 1989 December 1 at 9:30 a.m. A good chance to ANARCHIST, a political comdedy by do some Christmas shopping somewhere 11 *IN ROOM MOVIESNCR (over 50 titles) movie about Thatcherite England. Dario Fo, will begin its run at Washington Ii Showings are at 7:15 and 9:45 p.m. on besides the Bookstore. Sign up at the III *FREE LOCAL CALLS Hall on Wednesday, December 5. The play LaFortunelnformation Desk. *KITCHENEITES Friday, November 30 and Saturday, will run until Sunday, December 9, with 'ilt December 1. *LAUNDRY == shows at 8:10 p.m. Wednesday through CIRCUS LUNCH: Tuesday, December 4 is Saturday, and a 2:10 p.m. matinee on the date of this year's junk-food fiesta at the *AAA AND MOBILE RATED ATTHESNITE: TheRoadWarrior will be Sunday. Tickets are available at the il~ showing on Tuesday, December 4 at 7 p.m., Dining Hall. 11 • LaFortune Information Desk. ii' :!i~ !if: FOR RESERVATIONS CALL TOLL FREE: !I> 1-800-347-8016 11Ii 18 SCHdLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 19 II: "". Ifi . .

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, 11 ,1" 'I,; .,i;i 'Distractions Ii: ~ ii, I '. j'l li,1 Ii: 1:1 1,1 Ii') Iii1'1 ,i" '1'1:; LaPhonso Ellis: Ellis, a junior from East St. Alicia Turner: Turner, a sophomore from La Jolla, ill I,I Louis, rr..., was named to the All-Tournament CA, led the volleyball team against fifth-ranked :'1 Team of the Big Apple National Invitational Texas with 4 digs and 8 kills for a .530 hitting Iiiii Tournament in New York. In Notre Dame's percentage. She also recorded 8 kills and 5 service MOVIES CONCERTS i:, final game against the Blue Devils of Duke, aces against 20th-ranked San Diego State. For the I".ii Ellis scored 19 points and grabbed 14 re­ season, Turner leads the squad in kills, digs and followed by Mamie at 9 p.m. On EXOTIC BIRDS, a Cleveland syrtth-pop iii service aces. THE GODFATHER: I'll make you an offer bounds. you can't refuse ... come see The Godfather Wednesday, December 5 will beLa Femme band, will be at Stepan Center on Friday, at the Montgomery Theatre in LaFortune on Infldele at 7 p.m. and Yellow Submarine at December 7. TicketS are $2, available at the III Thursday, November 29. 9p.m. Lafortune infoilnation desk. I'~ , SPORTS I WILLY· WONKA AND THE EARTH JAM II: a benefit concert featuring I' CHOCOLATE FACTORY: All right! It's campus. bands Chisel, the Generics, XYZ 'I," HOCKEY: The Irish will take on Affair, and Exit 77, will be held at Stepan il 1-80 at Exit 77 finally back! This is the one S.U.B. movie Mercyhurst ColJege at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, not to miss this semester - be sure to catch Center on Saturday, December 8 from 7 p.m. 52825 US 33 N. November 30 and Saturday, December 1 at to 1 a.m. Tickets are $2, and the proceeds Ii it at Cushing Auditorium on Friday, i: the J.A.C.C. will go to fund projects started by Students South Bend, IN November 30 at 8 and 10:15 p.m. for Environmental Action. Earth Jam t­ I' 272-9000 SWIMMING: The National Catholic shirts will also be available for $10. I'M. GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA: This Relays will be taking place at the hilarious parody of 70s "blaxploitation" II RolfsAquatic Center from Thursday, MISCELLANEOUS ill movies shows on Saturday, December 1 in !JI November 29 to Saturday, December 1. ill Cushing Auditorium at 8 and 10: 15 p.m. *FREECONTINENTALBREAKFAST THEATRE THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE, WINDY CITY SHUTTLE: will be making !II *PRlV ATE IN ROOM JACUZZI SPAS yet another run to Chicago on Saturday, *FREE HBO, CNN, ESPN AND HER LOVER: Cinema at the Snite ACCIDENTAL DEATH OF. AN iii :will be sponsoring this controversial 1989 December 1 at 9:30 a.m. A good chance to ANARCHIST, a political comdedy by do some Christmas shopping somewhere 11 *IN ROOM MOVIESNCR (over 50 titles) movie about Thatcherite England. Dario Fo, will begin its run at Washington Ii Showings are at 7:15 and 9:45 p.m. on besides the Bookstore. Sign up at the III *FREE LOCAL CALLS Hall on Wednesday, December 5. The play LaFortunelnformation Desk. *KITCHENEITES Friday, November 30 and Saturday, will run until Sunday, December 9, with 'ilt December 1. *LAUNDRY == shows at 8:10 p.m. Wednesday through CIRCUS LUNCH: Tuesday, December 4 is Saturday, and a 2:10 p.m. matinee on the date of this year's junk-food fiesta at the *AAA AND MOBILE RATED ATTHESNITE: TheRoadWarrior will be Sunday. Tickets are available at the il~ showing on Tuesday, December 4 at 7 p.m., Dining Hall. 11 • LaFortune Information Desk. ii' :!i~ !if: FOR RESERVATIONS CALL TOLL FREE: !I> 1-800-347-8016 11Ii 18 SCHdLASTIC NOVEMBER 29, 1990 19 II: "". Ifi ! Q1 1, :

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The Great Debate i0' j i ' Thursday, November 29, 1990 at 7:30 pm ,i ,f! in the Cushinll Auditorium. ! 1,' " . :~. , ABORTIO i 1 Sarah Weddington Joseph Scheidler !

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