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Vol. XCVII— No. 15 Lawrence University, Appleton, Wisconsin 54911 Friday, 27 January 1978 LUCC deals with pressing problems

by Beth Austin Schwartz also thought it unfair LUCC met Monday afternoon that the committee did not invite in Riverview Lounge amid him to defend himself at Mon­ controversy and confusion over a day’s meeting. $70 honorarium, organization Sweeting commented, “It is debts, and an invalid election. time to quit pointing fingers and The LUCC constitution is get down to business at hand.” modified frequently and mem­ Student representative Doug bers are often unable to keep Marshall, ’78, reported that the abreast of changes. Such new Grievance Procedures ignorance resulted in what Don Committee has begun outlining Sweeting, President of LUCC its purpose. President Smith termed “an embarrassing recommended the formation of situation.” this committee after students Kurt Amend, ’80, was elected concerned with grievance as Representative-At-Large, a procedures staged a sit-in in his defunct position. Another student office last year. held this office last term, before ‘‘I hope the committee will LUCC realized the position had investigate grievances before the been eliminated. problems get out of hand,” said LUCC ruled Amend’s election Sweeting. invalid. Instead of a Represen- LUCC approved a by-law Life before the blizzard. Photo by Chet Honhins tative-At-Large, LUCC decided in stating that committee ap­ 1975, on an Off-Campus pointments will be made via a representative, to be elected written faculty recommendation. soon. Under the new rule, any faculty From stick-in-the-Mudd to stuck in the snow The council also decided to ask member can nominate a student Mike Schwartz, ’78, to return to for committee appointments by Tom Watson Although icepicks will be and the pie-eating and beer LUCC the $70 he withdrew in the through an LUCC member. The This Saturday the library is not provided, participants are en­ chugging contest. To judge the fall in compliance with last member would then refer it to the the place to be. January 28th is couraged to bring ice-chipping pie-eating and beer chugging year’s Committee on Com­ Committee on Committees. the date for the 6th annual Winter tools. contest Mr. Azzi, Mr. Perreault, mittee’s budget. The vote on this The Council heard a report on Carnival. The ice will also be provided. and Mr. Richman have offered measure was a close 8-6, with two its financial situation. LUCC is “Snowflake Fantasy” is the This year’s ice-judges, all expert their services on one con­ abstentions. operating with a deficit caused theme for this year’s celebration ice sculptors themselves, are Mr. dition—that the pies “stay on the Schwartz thought he was en­ primarily by organizations which of outdoor delights in the snow Breunig, Mr. Martines, and Mr. table.” titled to a $120 honorarium, but it funds. The major contributors and ice. “Snowflake Fantasy” West. The judging takes place at Entertainment will be provided with the budget changes, he was to the debt are SEC and the offers a panorama of outdoor and 2:00 p.m. by the Jazz Band in the Viking allotted only $50. Lawrentian. indoor activities that is sure to The Snow Bowl, which begins Room, there will also be music in “I did not withdraw the money The Lawrentian has been provide something of interest for at noon, will be held at the bottom Sage Lounge. At 7:00 p.m. there illegally; I only withdrew the everyone. will be a Winter Carnival Service operating with a substantial debt. of Union Hill. Four teams have honorarium which I thought I The school paper received a 21 The first activity is the cross­ in the coffeehouse sponsored by was going to get,” said Schwartz. country ski race. Registration entered and it is sure to be as EC-2 and the Evensong Singers. percent budget cut this year. much fun to watch as it is to play. “Some (LUCC) committee Board of Control has yet to decide opens at 10:00 a.m. in the cof­ The night will end with a dance in members held me personally feehouse. The Co-op will be open The Broom Ball tournament Riverview Lounge featuring on a course of action regarding was expanded this year to include responsible, which I don’t think is the deficit. all morning for any students who music by “Sass.” very fair.” need to rent equipment. The race a women’s division. The interest Other activities include a begins at 11:00 a.m. in front of the has been so great this year that it childrens art show on display in Union. Prizes will be awarded in may be necessary to finish the the Union, a tricycle race in front Honor council findings both the women’s and men’s tournament on Sunday. of Main Hall, and a Tug-of-war in divisions. The Union will also be the site front of Ormsby. Food and drink by Robin Kipnis decided the student should For those with artistic taste an of the backgammon and crib- of all types will be available in There was an increased receive an ‘F ’ in the course. Ice Sculpture Contest is offered. bage tournaments at 1:30 p.m., the Union, Ormsby, and Sage. number of alleged violations of The student appealed the the Honor Code fall term, ac­ decision to President Smith, but cording to the LU Honor Council. Smith sustained the ruling of the Cumulative GPA The Council reports that the Honor Council. Guess who’s coming to dinner number of violations by up­ End of Term I This fall the Council was in­ by Linda Nesper and the dorm fellows to par perclassmen is also on the up­ volved in attending freshmen “In keeping with the ticipate in. Fellows will then Term I Term I 1977 1978 swing. seminars in an effort to inform residential nature of Lawrence receive invitations to the various Of the five cases heard this fall, the freshmen about stipulations and with the University’s com­ functions. Freshman 2.664 2.722 there was one freshman, one of the honor code. The Council mitment to increase student- “These will provide structure Sophomores 2.848 2.844 sophomore, one junior, and two also tried to emphasize the faculty contact, a new op­ and occasions for students and Juniors 2.951 3.021 seniors suspected of violations. professors’ responsibility in portunity was initiated recently,” faculty to get together informally Seniors 3.155 3.168 The average number of hearings making the rules as clear as remarked Richard Warch, Vice outside of a formal classroom during an academic year is eight. possible. President for Academic Affairs. setting,” said Warch. Honor Council has the function The Honor Council is com­ Warch has initiated a program Sage Hall held a reception last of deciding whether a violation of prised of Kent Rose, ’79; Paul affiliating members of the Sunday. One professor noted that New history the Honor Code has occurred. It Ashby, ’79; David McColgin, ’78; faculty and administration with the get-together had a positive is also a disciplinary body. Mary Reed, ’78; Jim Jacobs, ’78; various residential units on effect on student-faculty course offered Last year the Honor Council Robin Kipnis, ’78; Mary Jo campus. Head Residents and closeness. He encouraged further The History Department will heard a case that dealt with a Howarth, ’78; chairperson Mike Steering Committees from the participation as a step in the right be offering a new course Term III student who dry-labbed an ex­ Remillard, ’78 and Dean Charles living units will coordinate ac­ direction for improved com­ at 11:10 MWF: History 45, periment and submitted an Lauter. tivities for the dorm residents munications. Women in Europe and America, improper lab report. The Council 1500-1900. This course, to be team-taught by Mr. Greenberg and Ms. Schutte, will examine the place of women in the societies Trustees approve four point plan and cultures of Western Europe and America. The Lawrence Board of Trustees have also agreed to major. An example would be a Also during their weekend The approach will be topical Trustees approved President raise gifts and donations to cover French Major with an area of meeting the Trustees approved and will emphasize both the Thomas Smith’s four point 12 percent of the operating costs. concentration in international next year’s budget which in­ behavior of women and the roles program at their meeting last Marwin Wrolstad, vice relations. cludes over $20,000 additional prescribed for them by society at weekend. president for Financial Affairs, Revising the freshmen funds to the Office of Campus large. Readings will include a The four point program in­ noted that the increase in these seminars would involve retur­ Life Wrolstad noted that in light wide range of primary and cludes increased endowment and two areas of income will keep the ning to the old “studs” format. of having to cut back in all other secondary materials. In addition, gift income, stabilizing comprehensive fee from “run­ This would entail holding all areas of the budget this each student will have the op­ enrollment at 1200, personnel ning hogwild.” seminars in the fall term, a represented “a massive com­ portunity to investigate a topic of retrenchment, and maintaining Maintaining the curriculum is common reading list and mitment to this very significant special interest. the curriculum. another point of the four point discussion groups arranged program.” Sophomore rank or consent of The Trustees accepted the program. Plans for topical areas according to living units. The Trustees also approved an instructor is the prerequisite for general goal of raising en­ of concentration, and freshmen The faculty-student com­ Administrative proposal to end History 45. People interested in dowment income to cover 20 studies were presented to the mittees on Instruction and deficit spending within the next the course are encouraged to see percent of the University Trustees by Richard Warch, Academic Planning will bring five years. Mr. Greenberg or Ms. Schutte, so operating costs. The Trustee Vice-President of Academic recommendations regarding Wrolstad commented that this that they will have some idea how committee on Development and Affairs. He explained that these these points to the faculty for past Trustees, meeting was the many books to order. Two other Alumni Relations will outline a courses would allow students to consideration this year. The vote most significant one in all of the History courses scheduled for program for raising this money cut across divisions in a major on the Freshmen Seminar years that he has been at Term III, History 44 and 85, have Lawrence. at their May meeting. The and serve as a complement to a program is expected by the end of been cancelled. the term. Page 2 The L A W R E N T IA N 27 January 1978 \le m b er oj the LETTEIU LETTEIU LETTERS asst »c laT eo THE LAWRENTIAN coiiedaTfc1 University campus: a woman we consider the account in P K t 'S S l Housing hassle was hired to come here, denude Genesis or, for that matter, the Vol. X C V II— No. 15, Friday 27 January 1978 V herself, and perform erotic religious accounts of other pre- Dear Co-Editors: dances. Aside from the number of scientific peoples? Are any of Phones: Office: exl. 600, Business mgr., ext. 320, Editor-in-chiel, ext. 646, We would like to express our Published weekly during the school year, except during examination people on campus who were these religious beliefs held periods by The Lawrentian of Lawrence University. Printed by Bargain disappointment in the Office of offended by that event, one may because of the evidence in their Bulletin, Inc. of Appleton. Year subscription $5.50; overseas airmail $15, Residential Life for its inability wonder what effect it had on favor? seamail $6.50. Second class postage paid at Appleton, Wisconsin. to resolve what was initially a Lawrence’s reputation in the In most cases, they are held small housing problem. eyes of Appletonians and anyone simply because a person hap­ At the beginning of the 1977-78 else who happened to here of it. pened to be bom into that academic year we moved into Faculty fellows program opens doors Are all of the fraternities en­ religion. If he had been born Brokaw Hall, one of Lawrence’s tirely to blame for such oc­ elsewhere, he would have a One of the selling points of small universities in general, more neglected dormitories. It currences? Perhaps not, but I different religion with a different was not by choice; the previous and Lawrence in particular, is the student-faculty ratio. When know that at least three of them creation story. (Whether a Housing Director’s very there is one faculty member on campus for approximately are partially responsible for the Christian or a Hindu or anything distinctive style of delegating every dozen students, the possibilities for getting acquainted events I have just described. It else, he counts himself lucky that room assignments stuck us there. are greatly increased. may be pointed out, as excuse, he happened to be born in the One Soon after the start of the school The benefits of knowing one’s professors personally are that the freshmen are acting of True Religion.) If there is dogma year a conflict arose between the their own free will and that older involved in the argument bet­ manifold. The student is not only given the opportunity to get occupants of the room below us fraternity members cannot be ween evolution and creationism, individual attention with school work and on independent and ourselves. held responsible for their actions. I think it is the creationists who studies, but both faculty and students have the chance to break We felt we were tolerant and But this defense is tenuous at down the barriers of the formal teacher-student relationship. diplomatic as we attempted to are guilty. While a certain amount of formality must be maintained solve the conflict. Finally, best. I would ask what is meant As for “ faults” in the theory of by “fraternity” . Should not the evolution, I don’t think the ones in teaching, this need not prevent less formal interaction however, it was necessary to contact the Office of Residential older members guide and in­ listed last week are serious. For outside the classroom. Several professors recently com­ struct their younger “brothers” , example, last week’s letter said mented that they entertain students in their homes, and Life with hope that it might bring a speedy resolution to the steering them away from that the Second Law of Ther­ consider the effort worthwhile, but the entertainment is rarely dangerous excesses rather than growing problem. modynamics prohibits evolution. returned. From then until recently, when placing social pressure on them But that law, I believe strictly Dorm-dwellers are in the process of making amends. It is we finally moved into another to overindulge? pertains only to closed systems, hoped that professors will take advantage of the invitations room, the office attempted to I have recounted only three not open ones; further, it is a being extended to them to visit the dorms. appease us, offered false hopes of recent personal experiences, but statistical law allowing local Initiators of the “faculty fellows” program would like to our receiving a room assignment if a petition were passed or a poll deviations. The letter also somewhere else, and in general taken, would we not find that claimed that life should still be open a channel of communication whereby students and many others at Lawrence have on faculty can discover common interests and hobbies apart from gave us the run-around. We spoke originating today if evolution at great lengths with the several occasions been appalled were true. But conditions now are academic concerns. and disgusted, as I am? I believe very different than they were in While the initial effort may be somewhat artificial - Associate Dean of Residential Life and his assistants, but not so and am therefore making a the remote past, and conditions opening traditionally student territory to the faculty - once the one member of the Office seemed sincere plea to all of the frater­ necessary for the generation of uneasiness subsides, a more integrated campus life will willing to make a definitive nities to moderate their activities “life” no longer exist. The letter, become less unnatural. decision. and to take better care of their further, pointed out that apes Our extreme disappointment “new brothers” . And I would ask don’t have wavy hair. I agree; Editor-in-Chief...... Vanessa Jones and utter frustration is aimed all members of the Lawrence there are many other differences Co-News Editors...... Lea Sitton, Molly Wyman directly at their unwillingness to community to echo my plea. For (for example, gorillas have Student Activities Editor...... Debbie Davidson make a decision and the however much the fraternities functional apendices), but so Arts Editor ...... Chris Kuner irresponsibility with which they consider such matters to be their what? Business Manager...... Eric Young handled the situation. Clearly, if own private affairs, they do in­ It is a misunderstanding to Co-Sports E d itors...... Larrv Domash, “Outlaw ” the people in the Office felt our deed affect the entire Lawrence believe that evolution requires Production E d itor...... Susan Chandler problem was an unwarranted community. man and ape to be more similar Photo Editors...... Chet Hoskins, Dan McGeeHee complaint, they should have Sincerely than they are. (I should mention Assistant to the Editor...... Rick Lane stated so and instructed us to live —MICHAEL REMILLARD *78 that the letter’s references seem Colum nists...... Dave Ehrich, Fafner with the situation. Instead, the Counselor, Plantz Hall to be outdated in this area. On Dave McColgin, Student Activists on Office assured us that something the question of apes and Food and Population would be done yet vacillated language, for example, see Reporters: Don Arnosti, Hugh Balsam, Dave Becker, Jim Bruno, when it came time to act. All Evolution defended Science News, November 6, Dear Editors: Lisa Brady, Tom Conway, Ellen Cordes, John Chambers, Jen Eul- along, we were never quite sure 1971.) The letter also mentions ing, David Brenier, Paul Henderson, Julie Jansen, Lisa Kittner, In last week’s Lawrentian a what was being done about our the odds against a single-celled Jane Karducke, Rick Lane, Karen Larkins, Sylvia Longe, Pam letter appeared which pleaded Marshak, Michelle Maturen, Frank Massey, Terry Smith, Michael situation. organism forming by chance. But When the two of us arrived at for a skeptical attitude towards as far as I know, no biologist has Updike, Raulph Weikel, Molly Wyman, Jeffrey Wisser. scientific theories, especially Lawrence in September we were ever thought that a perfect Photographers...... Earl Fredricks, Mark Hardy, evolution. The letter then Dave Henderson, Pete Lane, Linda Scott optimistic about the ability of the cellular organism spontaneously Office of Residential Life to assist suggested that we take seriously formed all at once out of nothing Circulation Manager...... Mike Martino the Genesis account of creation. students in the area of housing. but random particles. In short, Lay-O ut...... Amy Bell, Cathy Coates, I agree with last week’s letter Carol Snook. Peggy Zola Since Lawrence strives to remain evolution is not hurt by the claims a residential campus, students that a liberal education should of last week’s letter. Proofreader...... Ellen Cordes are compelled to live in enable a person to judge, on the I agree with the writer of last university-prov;ded dormitories, basis of evidence, whether a week’s letter that even well- fraternity houses, or small theory is true or not. A liberally established theories such as houses. Thus, housing is an in­ educated person should have the evolution must be questioned tegral part of our stay at courage to give up his earlier constantly. But we must subject Lawrence and should be treated beliefs if the evidence is against creationism to the same scrutiny Mystery concludes as such. Much to our disen­ them. Dogmatism, whether and skepticism. When we do this, chantment, however, the Office scientific or religious, has no So the long arm of the campus we find that creationism is very bricks. The suitcase burst open, of Residential Life so far has place in the liberally-educated law was going for my jugular poor as a scientific theory; its and every trivia question from been reluctant to make the firm mind. vein. I finished my beer, threw value is (and was intended to be) the last ten years fluttered out and concise decisions relative to But I wonder which theory is down a bill, broke the bottle religious, not scientific. like a snowstorm. Scratch moved housing that are required of it. the dogmatic one—evolution or against the bartender's face, and —LOU JOST, ’80 towards his beach umbrella, but I KURT AMEND the Genesis account? How should left. There was only one place left cooled him down with a quick MARCOS RAMOS ------\ to go. The bathroom. shot of suntan oil in the eyes. After I finished there, I headed Smile stumbled over two cases of over to WLFM to see if I could rum, a typewriter, and a beach turn up any clues. I found Larry Brotherhood? blanket. Out cold for the count. Page’s old office. Locked. I Dear Editor, P i z z a Conclusion Last night I was shocked by the emptied my .357 at it, reloaded, I sat down with a bottle or so of sight of a freshman who stood in and fired again before I realized Wild Turkey and finally sorted it that the door was open. Damn his doorway, across the hall from all out. Page attempted to avoid Wild Turkey. me. His face was bruised and cut P a l a c e the controversy surrounding his I walked in. The place looked and his left eye swollen shut. I new toupee by monkeywrenching asked what had happened to him, like a Palisades Park Spook the trivia contest (It’s still on, but he wasn’t sure. He had House, only worse. Strange folks). Scratch and Smile were pledged a certain fraternity and electrical equipment against one just trying to get to Jamaica. been required to drink a certain wall, mirrors on the other. Jars of They pooled their resources with amount of a certain wine. He said Teddy’s (Patent Pending) Page because he knew how to other fraternity members had Pickles everywhere. It was a read the maps. They had to waste told him that he had “fallen off a sight. But one thing caught my Rees because she knew too much, NOW SERVING wall on Lawe Street . . . or eye—an Air Wisconsin timetable maybe. something” . with the Jamaica departures And the blonde? Draw your Last weekend people who live circled in red. Suddenly, what own conclusions. Remember, Deep Dish Pizza on the third floor of Plantz Hall, must have been obvious to even Scratch sure didn’t scratch alone. myself included, had to tolerate the dullest reader exploded in my And Smile needed something to the stench of dried vomit in our head. I sprinted over to Broken smile at. D E L IV E R Y T IL I A .M . bathroom and hallway for three Down, and burst into Scratch and Well, that’s about it. Just days. This resulted from the NIS5 W. College Avenue Smile’s room. another case for Milo . . . Milo participation of another fresh­ The three of them were there. Weed . . . Milo the Killer Weed, 7 3 4 - 9 1 3 1 man in “RUSH”. Also last Dressed up like $56 dollar-a-day Private Eye. Move over, Sam weekend, a much-talked-about tourists. Cases of Ron Rico Rum Spade. (White and Regular), straw hats, event occurred on the Lawrence Acapulco shirts, and sandals covered the floor. Page was holding a large suitcase. He . . .For the finest service in stereo or T V , call TALIAN n reached for a gun, muttering something about sunshine and intermural football. I let him PftOCRESSIUE ELECTRONICS (USINE have it with three slugs and he hit 731 -0079, 105 S. Buchanan, Appleton the ground like a metric ton of 27 January 1978 The L A W K E N T IA N Pa«e3 Circle K Fafner s Cavern by Michele Maturen Winter Carnival Calendar Three years ago Circle K was a crowd-pleasing high “C” at the Howdee folks! The following is formed by fifteen students on the end of the adjoining cavatina. Time Event Place a review of the January 14th, 1978 Lawrence University campus. Mezzo-soprano Viorica Cortez 10:00 Metropolitan Opera radio Registration for Cross-Country Ski Race Coffeehouse Circle K is a service organization was variable as Azucena; her Children’s Art Show (all day) Union broadcast of Verdi’s ‘‘II affiliated with the Kiwanis Club. tones becoming excessively Trovatore” live from Lincoln 11:00 Cross-Country Ski Race Front of Union It is the only co-ed group af­ chesty in many passages of Center in New York. Tricylce Race Trever Hall filiated with the Kiwanians. music. Baritone Ingvar Wixell Verdi wrote “II Trovatore” Lawrence’s Circle K is spon­ was only competent as the evil 12:00 Ice Sculpture Front of Union during the period in which he lost sored by the Appleton Kiwanians, his wife, children, and parents to Count di Luna. 12:00 Snow Bowl Bottom of who pay their annual dues. The The chorus sang with great incurable maladies. The opera’s Union Hill dues enable the college members feeling and proved to be the most music is highly reflective of 1:00 Broomball Ormsby Rink to attend Circle K conventions. At Verdi’s mood during that period. exciting performers in this 1:30 Registration for Backgammon and Crihhage Coffeehouse the conventions members Leonora’s despair and ultimate broadcast. Maestro Guiseppe receive information about things end; Azucena’s love for her son Patane conducted with clarion 2:00 Backgammon and Cribbage Tournaments. Coffeehouse like fund raising and leadership. and her obsession with avenging authority and skillfully brought Live Entertainment and Refreshments Sage Lounge Circle K directs projects for her mother’s death; and out many of Trovatore’s musical Jazz Band Viking Room both the community and campus. subtleties. His performance Manrico’s struggle to understand 2:30 Maple Syrup Candy Making Union Last term they raised funds for his orgins are all fully realized prevented this broadcast from Multiple Sclerosis and helped 3:00 Pie-Eating Contest Viking Room when sung by a cast who becoming a dismal failure. promote the American Cancer recognizes the above and “acts” II Trovatore recordings: There 3:30 Beer-Chugging Contest Viking Room Society’s National Smoke-Out are currently seven recordings of accordingly. The broadcast 4:00 Tug-of-War Front of Ormsby Day, among other things. Past performers were not able to do so this Verdi masterpiece. The two projects include working and 7:00 A Service of Song and Praise and a potentially exciting per­ most recent ones are distributed Coffeehouse cleaning at the Cassa Clare formance became a dull disap­ by R.C.A. and London records. 9:00 Dance Riverview halfway house for women, trips pointment. My preference tends toward the to Outagamie Hospital to spend Soprano Martina Arroyo’s R.C.A. recording most notably time with patients, an ice skating Leonora lacked the necessary because of it’s cast of singers and party, selling food at Winter Food & Drink felling of hopelessness that is conductor. Verdi’s musical in­ Carnival, and selling brauts at Sponsors Item inherent in the music. Ms. Arroyo tentions are realized and con­ Location “Celebrate.” sang with very little expression veyed unfailingly by Leontyne Colman Punch Union Future plans include similar and her tone tended to sag in the Price, Plácido Domingo, Co-op Egg rolls Union Winter Carnival and “Celebrate” International Club higher tessitura of this role. Fiorenza Cossotto, and Sherrill Mexican drink Union activities and, possibly, a One-on- Ormsby Tenor Giorgio Merighi made Milnes. Maestro Zubin Mehta Hot Chocolate Ormsby One program with elderly people & donuts his broadcast debut in the role of whips the score into a frenzy of of Appleton. The program would Plantz Soft pretzels emotion and drama. This is the Union deal especially with the large “ Manrico” and was successful Sage Hot wine & “Trovatore” to own. Sage Lounge number of elderly living above only in the declamatory sections doughnuts of the music. His second act aria Well folks, I ’m really starting College Avenue shops. was lacking in finesse, control, to steam up cause I ’ve run outta Circle K meets every Thursday and was consistently under the things to say. So until next week, at 6:30 p.m. in the Grill. pitch. He redeemed himself with ROAR. Watch bulletin boards in the —FAFNER Union and THIS WEEK for Circle K announcements. If interested, call Rachel Nadel at 731-1740 or Come See Bob, Harold and ■w Erich Press at ext. 636. Sharon at <7 ^ 1 THE TOTAL PICTURE CAMPUS V 205 E. 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(la I I ahead for fast service 7 3 1 - 0 6 4 4 Fool 347 W . College Ave. Across from the Viking Theatre 212 East College Ave., Appleton, Wl 54911 (Well Worth the Walk) (414)733-8602 Page 4 The L A W R E N T IA N 27 January 1978 Lawrence London Center: integrating study and travel byhv Pam Marshak ^ ^ One of Lawrence University’s a close relationship between the this time. most popular off-campus course offerings and the in­ The term in London ends prior programs is centered in London, formation and experiences to the one at Lawrence, affording England, The Study Center has available in London. Offerings Lawrentians approximately two been in existence since the are varied enough to interest weeks of travel (unless it hap­ summer of 1970, and Dean students in every discipline, and pens to be June) before returning Charles Lauter has been in regular Lawrence credit is to “the States” or to the Arden. charge of it for the last two and a granted for a three-course load. Dean Lauter encourages students half years. During this time he Students hint that the cultural, to take advantage of the op­ feels that interest, which has rather than the academic ex­ portunity to stay in London for always been high, has increased. perience, is emphasized in two full terms, although a one- Each term, some fifty students London. term option is also available as reside at the Arden Hotel, located The London program is well. in west London, a few minutes structured—or rather un­ With the London Center as a walk from the E arl’s Court Tube structured—to allow students to base, the variety and number of Station. There, students love, eat do just as much—or as little- places to be explored are limited (breakfast is the only meal travelling as they please. Long only by the imagination, in­ provided), attend classes, and weekends open many options: centive, and, unfortunately, the contend with the infamous Miss trips to various English cities or funds, of the students. The Arden Hotel - Life with Riley. —Photo by Het.i\ Kortenkof Riley. villages, excursions to any of Classes only run Monday London’s plays, parks, concerts, through Thursday, to encourage museums, or other exhibits, and Lawrence after London, a homecoming students to utilize long weekends. even the chance to just wander Lauter explained that and discover London in a less by Jeff Hawley at night. For one thing, the stupid where his true origins lay. Later I professors who ask to be con­ “touristy” fashion. While strolling down exciting city closes up after midnight. overheard him say that he had sidered for the program are The term is broken up by a ten College Avenue the other day, I While our own George Webb’s, spent the greater part of his chosen by the Vice-President of day break in the middle which realized what an incredible place one of Appleton’s livlier hot spots, youth in southern Sheboygan and Academic Affairs. The decision is offers the opportunity for more Appleton really is. stays open to two a.m. (and he only moved out east, based upon many considerations, extensive travel. Students often After living in London for six sometimes 2:30 if the fat lady at regrettably so, after the unem­ but one over-riding factor is the roam the island, visiting Wales months (with the Lawrence the cash register falls asleep at ployment caused him to lose his program’s objective “to utilize and Scotland in addition to more London program), the site of the one). job in Sheboygan proper. the experience of being in Lon­ of England. Many use this break “One More Bar” and “Sarge’s” Who wants to see plays like “A He seemed generally content don.” as an initial venture to the con­ made me realize the wide range Chorus Line” at the Drury Lane with Oshkosh, though he There is an attempt to maintain tinent; Paris is often visited at of cultural activities this com­ Theatre, or French films at the preferred the slower pace of munity has to offer. NFT, or go pub crawling—all Sheboygan life. “ And of course, After all, London was so boring things you can do in Appleton. the Sheboygan people, you know, last year—I never did buy that Just look at the selection of are a hellavalot nicer than those Samuel Johnson quote in the first movies we have, “Star Wars,” Oshkosh people, you know,” he place; “ Once a man is tired of “Oh God,” “Gross Encounters of lamented. London, he is tired of life.” the Third Kind” , and the plays London, however, does have its Personally I feel the quote should “Winnie the Pooh,” at the highlights. Though personally go the other way around; ‘‘Once a Neenah Community Theatre and speaking, the Houses of man is tired of Appleton, he “Man of La Mancha; ” at the Fox Parliament just don’t compare to should slit his throat” (or Valley Local Playhouse. And the the grandeur of the Winnebago something similiar to this). bars, (eh, eh) “One More Bar,” County Court House. Even the To begin with, after living only “Two More Bars,” and “Three magnificent Thames is inferior to two weeks in London, the IRA More Bars.” the Fox. had managed to set off several Local drinking establishments The V and A museum, filled bombs on Oxford St. an hour after have as much character, and as with Blake engravings and 18th I crawled out of some disco. interesting a clientele as those in century furniture, just doesn’t This bit of extreme behavior a Victorian pub in the West End. stack up to the local Dard Hunter seems dull in comparison to what Just the other day, I ordered a Paper Chemistry Museum—with happened around Lawrence last pint of Pabst and some chips in a its 1950 paper rollers and five term. Trever, (as you may place called “James Pub” on different types of pulp. remember) within the course of a College Avenue and, lo and And of course the weekends week, had two bomb scares. behold, in pops a traveller from a were an absolute drag. 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Portrait of a pianist — Ruth Laredo by Chris Kuner age 17, because I’d never en­ extensively to Rachmaninoff’s sprawling works of Liszt and and repetoire, and enough gift to No one who heard Ruth countered anyone so strong in his recordings of his own music Rachmaninoff, both of whom win. It’s wonderful to have the Laredo’s remarkable per­ musical ideas and in his ex­ before embarking on her Rach­ were often thought of as “men’s chance that a competition will formance last Friday in the pectations of his students.” maninoff project, I asked if a composers” because of their give you. But there are a lot of Memorial Chapel needs to be told Although she feels she composer’s recording of his own difficulty. people who try out for com­ that she is among the world’s benefited greatly from her study music has a special validity. Why this sudden expansion of petitions who haven’t had enough truly great pianists. She was the with Serkin, she noted that it may “When a composer is one of the the woman pianist’s repetoire? experience in playing, and if they first person to ever record the not be best for everyone to have greatest pianists who ever According to Miss Laredo, are gifted and win it can be a complete piano works of such a great and famous lived” , she answered, “you have "There were a lot of women who destructive thing. They are Alexander Scriabin, and is musician as a teacher. “I think if to think pretty hard about what used to do things like this, but suddenly faced with per­ presently recording the complete I had been any younger it he’s doing. But I think Rach­ they weren’t noticed or given any formances with huge orchestras piano works of Sergei Rach­ wouldn’t have been good for me. maninoff himself said that when credit for it. I have a feeling that and important critics watching, maninoff for Columbia. Her Someone that strong and that he heard other people play his just recently it’s coming out of and it’s terrifying. You can’t technique, power, and forceful might not be the best own works, he liked very much to the closet, that’s all. There are start out at the top; you have to musicianship have won her kind of teacher for a younger hear what they did with them. I women today who can play have some chance to fail and try comparison with two of her most person, because he really did not don’t think that any composer anything and everything, and things out.” distinguished male colleagues, teach anybody how to play the has ever felt that there is only one they don’t have to prove it so hard Somewhat suprisingly, Miss Vladimir Horowitz and Vladimir piano. You had to know already. way of performing a work. I know anymore.” Laredo does not mind touring at Ashkenazy. If you’ve come to the point where some composers and they all say Miss Laredo conjectured that it all. “For the past couple of While in Appleton for her someone like that can influence that. They write something down might be harder for a woman seasons I have spent a reasonable recent Artist Series appearance, you in your own way then it’s a and they approximate what they than a man to succeed as a amount of time on the road. It’s a Miss Laredo was kind enough to great advantage. But if you’re too want. When they hear someone concert pianist. She feels that the very difficult thing to do, grant an interview with the young, it could be a negative else do it, they’re always in­ main reason for the relatively especially if you go on tour for Lawrentian. Her warmth and thing.” trigued by new ideas.” small number of successful weeks at a time. But I haven’t politeness soon put to flight the Her extensive work in the piano She offered a few thoughts on women pianists is that more men done that, and I think it’s fun.” nervousness I felt on meeting so music of Scriabin, Rach­ some fellow pianists: than women study the piano with “I practice as much as I can” , great an artist. She spoke openly maninoff, and Ravel is, Miss Vladimir Horowitz—“I just the intention of making a career she says. “It’s a very long day about her life, her music, and her Laredo feels, “a matter of luck, love him. He’s the first pianist I out of it. when I really do a good day’s profession. of circumstances and things I can remember hearing when I “But” , she added, “I am toldwork. I like to practice most of First came the stock question, couldn’t have guessed when I was small, and I still admire him there are certain barriers to the day.” She never takes too ‘ ‘When did youdecide to become a began to play. It was really my so much. He’s had a tremendous women that still exist. I really long a vacation from it, saying “ I concert pianist?” “ I don’t know idea to record the Scriabin. I had effect on every pianist today.” don’t like to even know about can go a few days without that I ever made a conscious an idea that this was something Vladimir Ashkenazy—“ I love them. I have been told by people practicing, but not much more. I decision”, she explained. “I new, something that had never him very, very much. I always go in the profession that it is harder wouldn’t feel very well without always was one. My mother was been recorded, and I wanted to do to hear him play. He’s just for a woman to make a mark in it.” and still is a piano teacher, and it. But the Rachmaninoff was great.” the world.” She stated that the Does she have any advice for from the earliest time I can Columbia Records’ idea; they Arturo Benedetti only time she ever felt Lawrentians contemplating remember someone was always wanted his entire piano works Michelangeli—“I have heard discriminated against was when careers as concert pianists? “I having a piano lesson at my done on records for the cen­ him, and I find him rather “a very large orchestra in the think they should be involved house! I just started to play, and I tennial of his birth.” strange. He’s cool and perfect, middle part of the country” with as many different kinds of music as possible” , she replied. guess it was pretty easy for me.” At the moment she has no idea but I don’t find a human being in cancelled her scheduled ap­ “Play with lots of people, get Miss Laredo studied for six what she will record after her those fingers. Even with his pearance in a way that made her involved in as many activities as years at the Curtis Institute of Rachmaninoff series is com­ phenomenal technique and great rather suspicious. you can, and hear a lot of music. Music with the great pianist pleted (“I ’d love to do something accuracy, I just can’t warm up to She has mixed views of in­ One of the best things I learned Rudolf Serkin. What kind of a different, but I ’m certainly not his playing.” ternational piano competitions. when I was at Curtis was to learn man and teacher is Serkin? “ He bored with Rachmaninoff” ). She In the past the most famous “It’s a very important thing if from my friends. There were so was a great teacher and had a enjoys recording, saying “It’s a women pianists were people like you’re ready to win and do” , she many gifted people, and that was very profound influence on me, different kind of discipline to Landowska, Hess, and Novaes, said, “ but if you’re ready to win very important for me, to learn both musically and personally. record something. I think it’s players who made their and lose it’s not so good. What I music from other musicians who He’s a very great human being, very healthy both to play in reputations on Bach, Mozart, and mean by ‘ready to win’ is that were the same age as I was.” and expects the most out of public and to record, because you Chopin. But today’s women you’ve had enough experience everyone. He probably works learn different things from each routinely play the huge, harder than any musician I ’ve experience.” ever known. It was a shock when Knowing that she listened I first came to study with him at SF AMROW'S RESTAURANT

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TONIGHT University of Wisconsin- the submission of manuscripts by research materials can turn up in Stop by and pick one up whenever what are called “government 2 :50 p.m.—Biology Lecture, “The Milwaukee, Professor Michel College Students is February Pope Pontius Page is around. His documents.” The fact is that a Vertical Distribution of Benamou, will discuss “The Four 15th. Any student attending official office hours are: from large amount of academic Chlorophyll in Lake Corners of Contemporary either junior or senior college is when he arrives in the morning material is published by the U.S. Michigan,” Stephenson-Room Culture” in a Main Hall Forum at eligible to submit his verse. until the time that he goes home government, and these 201. Lawrence University Wed­ There is no limitation as to form in the afternoon. At $3.50 they’re documents are available at SATURDAY nesday, February 1. His talk will or theme. Shorter works are cheap at half the price. Checks Lawrence. In order to acquaint 7:30 p.m .—Film , “ The Ap­ be presented in Room 111 of Main preferred because of space will be accepted, but, says the students with the use of govern­ prenticeship of Duddy Hall. limitations. Pope, “ Cash is prefoyed!” Kravitz,” Youngchild. Each poem must be typed or ment documents, Harriet Tippet Sign up for trivia phone an­ 8:30 p.m.—Celebration of the Opera Broadcasts printed on a separate sheet, and and Beth Tretow will offer a swering while you are there, Liturgy of the Eucharist, Sage Saturday, January 28, 1978 must bear the name and home workshop Monday, January 30th subject to the posted rules which Lounge. State Ed. Radio 87.7 f.m. The address of the student, and the from 7-8 p.m. Interested students will be semi-stnctly enforced. SUNDAY Metropolitan Opera presents: college address as well. should meet in the reference area Mani Dominates 4:00 p.m .—Co-op Meeting, Jules Massennet’s “Thais” , with Manuscripts should be sent to of the library. Participants will At the chess tournament played Riverview. Beverly Sills and Sherrill Milnes the Office of the Press, National learn how to identify documents Saturday in Youngchild, Ravi 7:00 p.m.—Special Events Poetry Press, Box 218, Agoura, of interest to them and how to in the leading roles. This per­ Mani, newly elected President of Committee Meeting, Grill. formance begins at 1:00 p.m. and CA 91301. find a document if it is in the the LU Chess Club, took on 7 8:00 p.m.—Faculty Recital, Reid is live from the Met in New York. library. Last, ways to find more challengers simultaneously . . . Alexander, Harper Hall. Sunday, January 29, 1978 Biology Lecture specialized documents will be and won all the matches. 9:00 p.m. to m idnight— WLFM 91.1 f.m. Sunday Opera The presence of deep layers of introduced for those who feel they Coffeehouse. Matinee presents: “Giuseppe chlorophyll in Lake Michigan will might need them at some time. MONDAY be discussed in a Recent Ad­ Hot Pretzel Sale Verdi: Italian Genius” “II Grants Committee Soft, yummy, hot pretzels go 4:15 p.m.—Main Hall Forum, Trovatore” with Leontyne Price, vances in Biology Lecture “Language Processes,” 161 January 27, at 2:50 p.m. in Room The Experimental Projects great with beer! Buy them for Plácido Domingo, Fiorenza Grants Committee is now ac­ your friendly Plantzite—today at Youngchild. Cossotto, and Sherrill Milnes. 201, of Stephenson. Dr. Arthur 7:00-8:00 — Government cepting applications from Happy Hour and tomorrow Mehta is the conductor. This Brooks will speak on “The document workshop, Library. members of the student body. during Winter Carnival in the presentation begins at 1:30 p.m. Vertical Distribution of 7:00 p.m.—Harper Hall, general Chlorophyll in Lake Michigan.” The application should explain Union. and features original com­ the project, specify its ex­ student recital. mentary by host Dorian Gray Valentine Wishes 7:30 p.m.—Film “The Other Medical Film perimental nature, and itemize Ross. Send your secret admiree a Doctor,” 201 Stephenson. A short, informational film all requests for funding. Please send applications to J. Hoskins in valentine! SAI will be selling 8:30 p.m.—Harper Hall, student CSO Mozart Program entitled “The Other Doctor” will care of the Lawrentian office, valentine-o-grams at Downer and recital, Steven Liebschutz, ’78, Mozart’s final masterwork, the be shown January 30, at 7:30 Main Hall via intercampus mail. Colman the week before saxophone. “Requiem,” will be the featured p.m., in 201 Stephenson. The film Final decisions will be made late Valentine’s Day. Keep your eyes 9:00-10:30 p.m .—Open work in an all-Mozart program is free and open to the public. this term. open and watch for details. discussion, “Paris Revisited,” by the Chicago Symphony Or­ Produced by the American Coffeehouse. Association of Osteopathic chestra on this week’s radio r ■ TUESDAY broadcast January 28, at 4 p.m. Medicine, the film describes the 7.30 p .m .—Humanities film , training and practice that the I on WLFM. Carlo Maria Giulini I “The Rise of Louis XIV,” 161 medical student in Osteopathy Co-op Office Hours, will be guest conductor, and the « /■ Ext. 654 Youngchild. performance will feature soprano goes through. I £ WEDNESDAY Costanza Cuccaro, mezzo I Language Processes Mon.-Sat.: 1:00-2:15 p.m . 4:00 p .m .—LUCC Inform al soprano Caludine Carlson, tenor I CO The study of language « W ed.: 3:00-5:00 p.m . Forum, President Smith, Vinson Cole and bass James o <4/ processes will be discussed in a ■ Coffeehouse. Morris with the Chicago Sym­ I OP JO Outing Room Hours: joint Science Colloquium—Main 7:30 p.m.—Film, “Grand Hotel,” phony Chorus, directed by ■ Fri.: 3:00-5:00 p.m . Hall Forum at Lawrence 161 Youngchild. Margaret Hillis. I '*/TY S' University, Monday, January 30. I Merrill Garrett, an associate ■ Art Show Dave Henderson, ext. 323, O uting Room Mgr. professor of psychology at the I Paintings by Mary Keough, Todd Gimbel, ext. 324 General Massachusetts Institute of I Omaha, Nebraska, will be on I ext. 321 Technology, will talk about Debbie Frelse, Announcements display at the Worcester Art I John Taylor, ext. 323 Center, January 25 through “ Language Processes: I Reflections on the Relations LUCC Forum February 18. The exhibit will L Among Structural Types,” at On February 1, LUCC will feature 12 paintings by the 4:15 p.m. Monday, in Room 161 conduct an informal forum with alumna of Milwaukee-Downer Youngchild. President Smith. Refreshments College. I Wanna Go Home . . . will be served at 4:00, and the discussion will commence at 4:15 Over Winter Weekend! at the Coffeehouse. Co-op will be running buses to Chicago-Skokie, Mil­ “Paris Revisited” SENIORS waukee and possibly to Minneapolis. Watch your mail­ Next Monday, January 30, at box for tickets and detailed information. The date of the 9:00 p.m. several members of the If you have not been contacted to have your senior pic­ trip will be determined by your preference - either Wed., fall, 1977, Paris Seminar will ture taken for the ARIEL, you are NOT on our list of Feb. 9, or Thurs., Feb. 10. The buses will run only if we speak informally about their “ seniors" (obtained) from the registrar). Please contact projects and experiences in have 35 or more passengers for each city. Reservations us immediately to set up an appointment! We cannot be Tours and Paris. All interested must be made by: members of the Lawrence held responsible if your picture does not appear in the THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2nd community will be welcome. The 1978 ARIEL due to your failure to contact us. Call either Act now! For more information or reservations, call program will be held in the x629, *328. or x334 and ask for Todd, Roelif, or Jeff. the Co-op office during office hours at X-654. coffeehouse.

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Winston-Salem State have submitted their applications Matthews, cello, and Chris “ Confabulation” program on University has a program aimed for the summer management Gallaway, piano, will perform ANYONE KNOW what’s a HUGE WLFM. McLandress will speak at finding out which students are internship program conducted by Beethoven’s Trio No. 3 in C LUJE? with “Confabulation" host unable to do college-level work. ACM in cooperation with the minor, Opus 1, No. 3. Mike Jonathan Entin about his life as a HELP . . . I’ve been brainwashed A supplemental education Keller Graduate School of Minnick, trumpet-flugelhorn, ‘‘traveling man” at 8:30 p.m. by Top 40 Music! Someone find me a program is required of freshmen Management in Chicago. The Andy Rockwood, trombone, Ann Wednesday. deprogrammer! and transfer students who are twelve-week program, which Kohlbeck, bass, Paul Schmalz, piano, and John Goodman, DEAR BRAINWASHED—Try considered academic risks combines academic work with a because of their College En­ full-time job placement, is percussion, will perform two turning off your radio. Con-notations original compositions by trance Examination Board designed for women who wish to Tonight at 8 p.m. in the Chapel, TO OUR MOST SOFT-Spoken edi­ scores and high-school class explore the possibility of a organist Michael Hoerig will give Lawrence students, Untitled by Andy Rockwood and Bossa Nova tor: Hope Chicago isn’t too shock­ standings. The supplemental management career; those his senior recital. He will be Intro by Mike Minnick. They will ing. Limp back soon. Love, the gang. program includes tutoring and without previous course work in playing Handel’s Concerto No. 2 also perform Miles Davis’ Tune counseling students in the basic economics or business ad­ for Organ, two compositions by 2 MEN WANTED as dates for Up. skills of reading, mathematics, ministration are also encouraged Buxtehude, and Bach’s Prelude pledge formal. Qualifications: rich, Monday at 8:30 p.m. in Harper and language arts. to apply. All work placements are and Fugue in C Major, BWV 547. attractive, witty, fun-loving, John Tra­ Hall, Steve Liebschutz will volta Disco School Diploma. Contact Students are tested at the end administrative, and are available His program also includes present Dubois’ Dix Figures A of the year to see how much in many different sizes and types Hindemith’s Sonate II and LaVerne, x345. Danser: Petit Ballet, Myers; progress they have made. Those of organizations. In addition, Durufle’s Prelude et Fuge sur le Three Inventions (1971), and who are unable to pass are each intern will choose one nom d’Alain. Absent-minded Seniors Betelgeuse (1978) by LU senior referred to an educational or job graduate-level course from Sunday, January 29 at 8 p.m. in Please contact the Ariel im ­ Dave Frankson. Steve will be situation where they can ex­ among the Keller School’s Harper Hall, faculty member mediately to set up an ap­ assisted by Patricia Behn, perience success or make a regularly scheduled offerings in Reid Alexander, piano, will pointment for senior pictures. dancer; Dave Frankson, syn­ contribution. accounting, finance, marketing, present a recital. Debussy’s Call Todd ext. 329, Roelif ext. 328, thesizer; John Goodman, conga Preludes (Livre II) and or Jeff ext. 334. personnel management, in­ drums; Vicki Handevidt, electric vestment analysis or computer Beethoven’s Sonata No. 31 in A- flat Major, Opus 110. piano; Margaret Huggins, operations; and all will par­ dancer; Beth Jenkins, piano; and Monday, January 30 at 7 p.m. ticipate in a “Women in Tracy Klopstein, bassoon. in Harper Hall there will be Puzzling Management” seminar dealing Sue Chandler, piano, and Mike another general student recital. with the problems and op­ Cisler, flute, will give a recital Quick! What’s a six-letter word Violinist Ellen Lovelace will play portunities of managerial Thursdav. February 2at 8 p.m. in for nicotinic acid? CO­ Bach’s Partita No. 3 in E Major, careers. Employer contributions Harper Hall. Susan will be play­ To spark interest in reading the and pianist Chris Gallaway will o Uj and foundation grants pay all ing Haydn’s F minor Variations, student handbook, Rocky OP!o perform Ravel’s Jeux d’eau. tuition and housing costs, and Debussy’s Images Bk. 1, and Mountain College included a % « Tenor Jim Gandre will sing songs each intern receives a $600 Poulenc’s Intermezzo in Ab crossword puzzle on the hand­ by Caldara, Pergolesi, Schubert, V » y stipend for the summer. Major and his Toccata. Mike will book’s back cover and offered a Program dates for summer 1978 Vaughn-Williams and Niles, and perform C.P.E. Bach’s Sonate in free lunch to the first person who Do you want to get involved are June 12—September 1. Rick O ’Neill will play Per- a minor, Debussy’s Syrinx, successfully completed it. with almost every group on Berio’s Sequenza, and Mason’s About half the answers related campus without doing a lot of to the college and were available Thoughts. work? The Co-op has the in the handbook. General- Winter Term 1978 position for you! Volunteer knowledge and higher-education Coordinator. The Co-op questions made up the remaining Final Exam Schedule Classies Volunteer Coordinator is part of the puzzle. WANTED—Volunteers for driving responsible for coordinating The six-letter word, by the way, Class Red Cross vans. Contact Tom Brauer, all on and off campus ac­ is niacin. Exam Time Meeting Time ext. 330. tivities that the Co-op spon­ sors. Due to the fact that our Wednesday, March 15 8:30a.m. 1:30 MWF CO-OP OUTING ROOM SALE— 1:30p.m. 8:00 TT Two 150 ft. gold line ropes, good 60 - Ton trees present coordinator is in London, the Co-op would like 8:30a.m. 9:50 MWF condition, reasonable. Call Dave The trees planted recently on Thursday, March 16 to fill the position for the usual 1:30p.m. 12:30 TT Henderson or the Co-op from 3-5 p.m. the Lehigh University campus on Fridays. ‘‘three term” time period. 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LU swimmers post three wins Sidetracks by Scratch and Smile by Pete House is one of the teams most inspired away from the field for a victory THE JAMAICA CHRONICLES (Continued from last week) The Viking Swim Team opened swimmers, swam to a first in the in the 50 yard freestyle. The After we had crawled ashore we set off in search of the it’s season with three consecutive 200 yard breaststroke. Freshman Viking point spread was widened nearest bar. (One can tell alot about a country by her bars.) As wins within a week. The season distance swimmer John by aerial diving ace Dick Hoag we were walking down the road, a long black limousine drove opened with a decisive win over Chambers once again slashed who finessed his way to first by. Thinking it was probably dispatched by the welcoming Carroll, was followed on Wed­ seconds off the freshman record places in both the optional and nesday with an upset over Ripon, in the 500 yard freestyle, and required diving events. Hoag has committee to find us, we flagged it down and climbed into the and ended on Saturday with a Jack Erkilla added points to the been logging many hours on the back seat. As luck would have it, it was indeed intended for us. victory over the University of Vike’s score with his superb board aiming at the N.C.A.A. Even luckier, it had a complete wet bar built into the back seat. Chicago. effort. Other freshman standouts, championships. Following Hoag (Jamaica is a great country. ) We were dashed to our hotel so we This year’s tank team is once Mike O’Connell and Jim Acker, on the boards to a second place in could get cleaned up a bit. After putting on clean bermudas and again led by Gene Davis and both contributed considerably in the diving was Kreg (“Cosmic” ) drying our cameras, we checked the place out. We had been captain Jeff Edwards. Saturday’s victory. Scully. Scully has been diving thoughtfully given the Bob Trettin Memorial Luxury Suite on Saturday’s victory against With the addition of Scott very consistently this year and the 32nd floor, and the accommodations were very adequate. Chicago was the result of the (“Stretch” ) Myers and Eric has been a constant point con­ There was, however, one Red Chinese communist spy hiding Viking’s depth and outstanding Press, the Viking Swim Team tributor. under a chair in the corner. performances by all swimmers will definitely keep on the win­ The Viking swimmers can be We went down to the Tom Smith Inaugural Ball Room, and divers. The spiritual leader ning track. Myers, a junior from seen today at 4:00 at Alexander where a very lavish celebration was being held in our honor. of the team, sophomore Mark Kansas, took last year off to train pool as they attempt to continue There were all sorts of famous people milling about; Cheryl Krolow, swam a sterling per­ in London with the British their winning streak by defeating Tiegs, Olivia Newton-John, Kate Jackson, and Cheryl Ladd formance in the 50 yard freestyle National team while also a tough Carleton team. were among the bodies we recognized. Not particularly wanting despite several torn shoulder studying in the London Study A side note: rumor has it that to be mobbed and smothered with kisses and offers of strange muscles. Mark, who lives at the program. Eric trained with the retired swimming star, Paul sex, we placed lampshades on our heads and stumbled across gym, has been putting in endless German squad while anticipating “Super Stretch” Morrison is still the room to the champagne fountain. (Jamaica is a wonderful hours of practice perfecting his his return to the Alexander pool waiting for his 1978 Chief country.) However, after a while we began to feel frisky so we swimming expertise. Roelif this year. Myers with only three Cherokee jeep so he can make his went back to our room and read Sports Illustrated. Loveland, who Coach Davis says days of practice easily moved 1978 swimming debut. (Continued next week) Bob Trettin captured by Moonies Bob Trettin, scourge of America, has recently been con­ r verted to Moonie-ism, these reporters learned just recently. (All Snowbowl, new addition to Winter carnival you kiddies take note: Failure to participate in intramural Cagers lose; athletics will leave you vulnerable to communist pinko The weather is cold, the game is brutal. The snow is white, ideologies like this one. Remember, intermurals are what the blood is red. The page is white, the ink is black. The . . . makes this country great ! ) When his parents learned of this oops. This winter carnival is to be marked by yet another violent Ripon next conversion, they were shocked and worried. But they took tournament, (the others are cribbage and ice sculpture, simple immediate action. They hired that notorious but successful by Larry Goulash neanderathal) snowbowl. And since we are a nation of peace deprogrammer, Mark “Zonker” Breseman, who has moved Bob Led by senior Dan Hayes’ 23 lovers who despise violence, winter carnival thought they’d to 7th floor Kohler. Bob is now doing quite well, as Mark has him points, the University of Chicago show us what violence is all about by having a snowbowl tour­ on a steady diet of intramurals and Sports Illustrated. Maroons overcame a five point ney. We applaud their logic, certainly our peaceful attitudes will Trever Defense trough, holds Ormsby to 54 half-time deficit to overcome the be reinforced as we watch sixteen men go at each other hand to Lawrence University Vikings 74- hand on a field of red and white. (Sorry no blue, blue is definitely 69. The six-foot five inch center banned). After all, what is college for but to teach us about life, Trever defense tough, holds Ormsby to 54 scored 15 second half points and and violence is certainly a part of it. So c’mon out this weekend led the Maroons to a 12 point and see your friends break each other’s bones and love every The exciting action Tuesday night was highlighted by a spurt that put them ahead for minute of it. It’ll make the beer-chugging contest easier to scrappy defensive battle between Ormsby and Trever. Trever is good. swallow. probably the most underated 0-3 team in the league, and it is The Vikes had taken a 36-31 thought by many that their defensive prowess goes far too un­ halftime lead behind the hot noticed. Team sparkplug Scott Farnsworth was one of many shooting of junior co-captain Treverites responsible for holding Ormsby to 54 points. We look Mike Fogel and sophomore Rob Women’s b-ball explodes to two wins forward to Scott playing more (than two minutes a game), and Cohen, and strong rebounding by we’re sure he can lead his team to victory. (C’mon Phi Taus, points which gave them a com­ senior Pete Hachmeister. The by D.H. Hartigan how about a challenge match?) Unfortunately, the final score manding 12-4 lead. After that, Mt. Vike defense also shined as The Lawrence University didn’t tell the whole story, Ormsby 54, Trever, 29. Mary never came within reach. senior Dave Klaeser held Women’s Basketball team continued their winning streak Scoring was spread out in this Chicago star Jay Alley to a mere game. Top scorers were: Myer four points in the first stanza. last weekend, beating Cardinal Tuesday’s action: with 12, Corbeil with 11, and Ferk But foul trouble sent Hach­ Stritch College on Friday and Mt. Phi Delts pounded Delts. with 10. Also contributing were meister and Cohen to the bench Mary College on Saturday. Fijis beat Phi Taus (omi-god, 2 in a row) Laura Hirsch, Mary Reed, Amy early in the second half. Although Cardinal Stritch was a tough Faculty forfeited to the Betas Bell, and Pam Skinner, each with Freshman Jim Piotrowski and team, but the Vikes stayed strong Kohler (sparked by recently traded Bob anti I-M Trettin) two. Marian Magee and Sue Junior Tom Holl did an ad­ and managed to beat them 54-49. Sheperd chipped in with one beat Sage mirable job of filling in, the Vikes Points scored were divided up apiece. Ormsby beat Trever still fell behind by five with just between five people: Vicki The final score was Lawrence Brokaw (the only undefeated dorm team) killed Plantz. less than three minutes. The Corbeil had 16, Linda Myer 14, 43, Mt. Mary 28. It was a great Vikes managed to pull within Pam Skinner 10, Coralee Ferk 8, win for the girls’ team, and all three on a Kelly Taylor freethrow and Amy Bell 6. Besides being members had a chance to play. with less than a minute to go, but leading scorer, Corbeil led the The DEFENSIVE HARTIGAN two Hayes freethrows sealed the team with rebounds as she PLAYERS OF THE WEEK Vikings fate. snatched 15. Ferk is to be AWARD is shared by Coralee The loss was the second congratulated for 10 steals, Ferk and Marian Magee. Both straight for the Vikes in Con­ breaking Corbeil’s record of 8 Grapplers tough in defeat girls played aggressively and ference play, while the Maroons steals in a game, and setting a made 12 and 6 steals, respec­ by Mat Burn evened their conference record to new Lawrence record. first opponent quickly before tively. The phrase “quality, not 1-1. The Vikes will take on arch The Vikes had Mt. Mary losing successive close decisions. Come support the girls’ team quantity,” had to weigh heavily rival Ripon Saturday nite at wrapped up shortly after that Wrestling fans will be seeing as they play Edgewood this on the mind of Lawrence Alexander Gym. game began. The game was tied more of Jack before the season is 4-4 at one point, and the Vikes did Saturday (28th) at 3:00 p.m. in University’s wrestling team as it over. His record stands at 3-3. a good job getting the next 8 Alexander Gym. Let’s go Vikes! travelled to Elmhurst College, in Lawrence wrestling suffered a Northeastern Illinois, for the tragic loss at the tournament. Elmhurst Invitational. In college Kurt Henrickson (158 lbs ), quite Young team gains valuable experience wrestling, competition is held in possibly the most talented ten weight classes. wrestler on the Viking squad, by Boom Boom Berkowitz In the second period both teams Saturday was a different story Because of injuries, Personal dislocated his collarbone in his opened up a bit more but Nor­ for Lawrence. They were to play conflicts, and other reasons, first match and will be out for the The newly rebuilt Lawrence berts drew first Blood. Lawrence Beloit at home. Many thought it Lawrence fielded a team of only remainder of the season. Kurt’s hockey team made a formidable quickly met the challenge as would be hard to get ready to play five wrestlers, making it vir­ record at the time of the accident debut last weekend at the Tri- Amos Miner slapped his own Beloit after a high-keyed game tually impossible for them to win was 3-0. Cities ice arena. For practical rebound past the St. Norbert’s like Norberts. They were right, the team championship. That “Fred“ Flinemansones (out of purposes the team played its first goalie. The goal was assisted by and the game started off very award went to Northland College, the Ralf Harrison Stone Age) game on Friday night against a Kurt (The Flirt) Wittenburg, who slow indeed. The excitement of who so outdistanced all other showed his talents enroute to a tough St. Norberts team. The tried to impress the girls by the game was limited to the teams, that the championship second place finish. Fred Vikes were out-skated in this hitting opponents with his stick. aggressive play that sent Beloit was assured even before the final destroyed two opponents before match and lost 5-2. On Saturday Some ferocious checking was players crashing into the boards. round of wrestling. Lawrence succumbing to the tournament’s night it was a different story as evident in the second period. The game was filled with settle for sixth place out of 11 eventual “ Outstanding the Lawrence team outlasted teams. However, Norbert’s top scorer penalties and Lawrence played Wrestler.” Fred pinned other Beloit College in a slow and twice eluded the Lawrence with a man in the box for over a The quality of Lawrence loads from Ripon and Elmhurst. mistake-filled game. Lawrence defense and lit the red light. third of the contest. wrestling did shine through. Tom In his final match Fred was came out on top 6-2. Myer ’79, sidelined last week with Lawrence left-winger, Herb From the outset Beloit was no overloaded by 320 pound The St. Norbert’s game is a near fatal bout with the flu, tore Golterman, slipped one by the match for the Vikings and Haystack Calhoun of Northland. always looked forward to by both through his weightclass (145 lbs.) Norbert’s goalie as he skated Lawrence went very leisurely Despite the tremendous weight fans and players as they are a like a house-afire. Tom down the left side late in the about trying to win the game and difference (Fred weighs a mere disliked rival. The game was an dismantled wrestlers for Carroll period. The goal had assists by did come out on top, 6-2. Goals 215), the Stone Man held his own aggressive, hard-hitting affair as and Concordia College, John (alias beer-throwing) Laing were scored by freshmen Gregg until a low blow hold finished Lawrence succeeded in slowing and Gregg Leslie. Leslie, Jeff Scoog, Tim O’Brian respectively, to gain a spot in the him. down the Norbert’s high scorers. and Paul Arbetan. Amos Miner finals. Myer overwhelmed a The Norbert’s team had been This week the mat-men will The first period was scoreless and Ken Warger also put one past Northland gorilla 10-5 in the final skating before Christmas and travel to Maranatha of Water­ and both teams skated very well round. The match was not even had a couple of games under their the Beloit goal tender. Assists town. Coach Agness expects that and played good defense. were given to Ken (“Too Tall” ) as close as the score indicates, belt. This gave them a bit of an with the return of the real Ralf However, most fans could sense a Warger, Herb Golterman, Tim with Myer in control from advantage. However, Norbert’s Harrison, Bob Alexander, Pete slight dominance by Norberts. O’Brian, Kurt Wittenburg, Amos beginning to end. did look unorganized at times as Schuster, and Dan Matic to the Lawrence had several op­ Jack Beals, a freshman at 158 twice they were caught with too Miner, Scott Roeper, Gregg line-up, the team will do very portunities to score in the first many men on the ice and once for Leslie, David Low, and Brant lbs., was impressive even though well. period but failed to connect. saying naughty words to the Arrensal. he failed to place. Jack pinned his From the outset the inability of referee. In the end the score was The Vikes will travel to Lawrence to move the puck pf- 5-2 as Lawrence was confidently Marquette Friday night for a fensively was a factor. saying, “We’ll get you greenies tough game against the Number 2 next time.” ranked Warriors.