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Liability search 'Ro w, row, row...' in progress by Steve Bridge said that Colby could lose its license , •College treasurer Doug Reinhard t is the chance of obtaining another one , currently looking for an insurance and the ability to purchase liability company that will provide the College insurance. with a liquor liability policy in light of H owever ,' the College is preparing the recent passage of state legislation for the return of beer. which limits liquor liability damages to Seitzinger said that at some colleges $250,000. If a policy is secured , beer there are designated areas only will again be served in the pub. available to students of legal drinking Beer has not been served in the pub age, but that she is not in favor of such since last summer becau se Colby has a scheme, because she doesn 't like to been unable to find a company which "separate the students that way." would insure the school that allowed She also added that it would be un- unlimited awards. fair to check the i.d.s of every "student The College feared the possibility entering the spa, even though that may that multi-million dollar suits could be end up being the system that is filed against Colby. adopted. While the recent legislation might Jim Peacock , the director of student help in finding an insurance company, activities , said that if a license is securing a policy is not assured. aquired by next fall , he expects to sell Janice Seitzinger , dean of students, beer in the pub from kegs, using pit- said that the - law's provision which chers and avoiding bottles. This allows injured parties to sue for a max- system, he said, would minimize imum amount of $250,000 may prove breakage, and clean up, promoting a to be a problem. "classy" atmosphere. She said that an accident caused by Reinhardt was directed to look for indiscriminate serving of alcohol could insurance after the senior staff approv- ¦ Colby's crew team -Toby Bell, Scott Bates, John Mullen, and Art Nagle row to victory against force the College to pay $250,000 to ed the search at its meeting last Bates last week. The Colby/Bates regatta was the first held in Maine in the 20th century. (Photo each injured parly. In addition , she Tuesday. hy Anne Armstrong) 523 students await housing Asian studies prosper by Wendy Da.uphinais given , said Johnston. Almost one third of the 1554 As of Monday, the admissions of- by Carolyn Rhodes benefi t non European studies , East Offering, both Chinese and Japanese students who received room draw lot- fice said that 462 freshmen have ac- Asian in particular, explained Pro- language, Colby's program is unique tery numbers were without rooms as cepted Colby's admissions o ffer for When the East Asian Studies Pro- fessor Lee Feigon, an expert in Chinese to most New England colleges which of Monday afternoon. .. next fall. Although the deadline for gram was established as a major in affairs. An annual lecturer, the Ziskind generally offer one or the other. A total of 523 students have yet to response from freshmen was May 1 , 1965 , it was then regarded as a pioneer Lecturer was created as part of the pro- "Usually you have to go to a big find rooms , according to Paul admissions expects to receive addi- in its field. One of the only colleges in gram. Spanning various disciplines in university to get that , " explained Johnston , housing coordinator. tional acceptances this week , which New England which offers both history, art , music, and politics , the Roger Bowen, department chairman Johnston expects , however , to accom- have been postmarked May 1 , but are Japanese and Chinese language in- lecturer rotates between the various and Japan expert. Since its origin , the modate more students when students still in the mail. struction , Colby's program still re- departments, emphasizing East Asian language core has grown from offer- finalize junior year abroad plans. Johnston said , "They anticipated mains in the forefront among national aspects. ing just Japanese, to offering both "Some of the people who are now approximately 430 freshmen and colleges as was indicated in a recent This year's lecturer was hosted by Oriental languages in 1976. Presently, listed without a room are people who transfe r students for the fall of 1986." New York Time's survey of colleges. John Roderick , AP correspondent in the language teaching posts are tenure have applied to go away (approximate- Ultimately, the number of freshmen Yet as the influence of East Asia grows China during the revolution years, and tracked , establishing that a solid core ly 160), other students who plan to live who end up coming to Colby, along in the world spectrum , the develop- later China watcher from a post in in the department. In addition , Colby off campus, hallstaff roommates, and with the number of students who go ment of the department at Colby re- Japan. A Colby graduate from the has established several Junior Year a few of the quiet dorm residents. The away for . a semester or the year, will mains relatively stable. class of 1938, Roderick had a par- Abroad programs in China and Japan list should be updated next week , and have a great effect on the number of The department was established with ticularly special presence on campus. which offer the student additional then an accurate account of the sophomores , juniors, and seniors left the help of a generous grant from the Next year 's will include a musicologist Page 14 students on the waiting list will be on the waiting list , he added . Jacot Ziskind foundation which was to specializing in Japanese genres. Wendy Lapha m Cote to leave by David Scannell students as a positive factor. He said Father Paul Cote , Colby 's that having "students see fit to invite Last scratch me to participate in functions and to (ihe Catholic chaplain for the past eight Dave Scanncll editor ol this There was a time when this column attend and find that I was the only , know) says years, will be leaving Colby this June paper in case you didn ' t even had a name. It was called faculty member there' was valuable. to me, "So Wendy, " (that 's my "Scratching the Surface. " Nash Rob- in order to take an assignment as Having "people stop by...and name, in case you didn 't know) bins (the old Echo editor , you pastor at St. James Church in in ease removing their masks" was another " what are you going lo write your didn 't know) was the one who Thomaston and at St. Bernard 's in Rockland. He will also serve as positive aspect of college life cited by LAST Echo column nboul?" "How wanted me to name the dam thing. Cole. , Dave? " I holly retorted, You remember Nash Robbins-thc chaplain to the inmates at Maine do I know When asked if being a faculty resi- " what do you think , I spend a lot of guy that carried a football around State Prison. Cote hits been reassign- ¦ dent posed any specific problem for Father Cote lime and energy worrying about with him for two months because he ed by Portland Bishop Edward hint as a priest Cote said, "No , I've sions , Rather, he said , "the challenge was playing the pari of Biff in O'Lcary, things like that?" not been expected to maintain of campus ministry is helping peo- This is very upsetting, you know , "Death of a Salesman?" Anyway, I In a conversation with the Echo discipline. " ple 's spiritual growth. " realizing that no longer will I be able called it "Scratching the Surface " Turcsday morning, Cote recalled his He did say that on the few occas- Cote told t he story of interviewing to publicly air my sarcastic and often because I wanted to write a column eight years as a college priest , the past sions when be found it necessary to a prospective Protestant Chaplain obnoxious criticisms of Colby life , or about Colby life that , in effect , look- seven of which have been spent as n complain about noise "all 1 had to who said he was applying for the Col- p ick on innocent people to eel a ed beneath the surface appearances , faculty resident , do was wa lk into the situation. " by position because he wanted to laugh, or wield the power a\ ' the pen dredging up sarcastic and often ob- Although Cole said thnt the ap- When asked if lie found being a eliminate sin. "The worst thing loo strongly nnd get myself into novious criticisms , picking on inno- pointment was a "double step pro- priest on a college campus to be a would be to have a college chaplain heaps of trouble. I mean , I' ve been cent people to get a laugh, and motion ," he expressed sadness about special challenge given the fact some who was judgemental. The Jerry writing these columns for two years wielding the power of the pen ton leaving, to be e^tsiclcr colleges a breeding Falwcll approach isn 't particularly ef- , and suddenly it 's hit me that it 's strongly and getting myself into Cote said his fondest memories now ground for vice. Cote said that it was fective. " over-tlic end of the line , the final heaps of trouble , Every column end- about Colby revolved around " cer- all not the role of the campus ministry, Cote said the biggest change he has , ihe last move, match point, with' the phrase "scratching the tain confidential matters " in which stroke ed in his opinion , to be jud gemental noticed in Colby students is their How it, he was able to. help troubled students. Miller time, that 's nil she wrote. surface. " People hated They about individual mora l iransgres- inexplicab ly sad. Pane 6 He also cited his closeness wi th Pauc 6 The inte rview
Jane Powers Po wers confro nts intoleran ce, promotes diversity Tm here to do something _ _ challengingcy " ' - Jane Powers by Elaine Kingsbury difficult to be someone who doesn t I wanted to show 'Not a Love Story,' moment here. People were very emo about these issues, despite the feel- "I'm here to do some challeng- fit into Colby's mainstream, and they a documentary about the por- tional. Some were crying." ing that the campus is growing more ing, " stated Jane Powers, an easily need someone to bridge the gaps. A nography industry , before Stu-A conservative. "People, including recognizable figure in the Colby com- lot of my energy goes into that." showed 'Insatiable.'" men, are becoming concerned about munity. Through her work in the women's issues. I don't know what's Jane is also involved in the "Art "Art and Op- going to happen next year. If we can women's group, the and Oppression" course sponsored , and various commit- just retain the changes we've made pression" class An example can be seen in her by professor Phyllis Mannocchi. The tees, she is certainly doing just that. this year ," she says. j work as president of the women's She went on to say that since the course explores gay and lesbian group. This organization has spon- Next year for Jane personally is campus found out about Stu-A's in- literature and how societal oppres- perhaps work with the AIDS Action sored lectures and movies throughout sion tentions only four days in advance, affects these works and their Committee in Boston. Education , the year. She notes that although authors. According to Jane, "I'm not necessarily out to change she and the others who were concern- "The research, and an outreach program many people have "a lot of class helps to solidify anyone 's views to my own. I just ed had no other choice but to protest. and increase the are all included in the committee. misconception about the group and awareness of our sexuality want people to be open to different by study- After that, Jane plans to enroll in what it 's all about... there has been "I'm not for censorship. I was of- ing a particular type of it. " ideas and views and not to have any a change on campus. People are more graduate school to become a clinical preconception about people just fended by the fact that the College psychologist or perhaps a teacher. open about things that they used to supported the pornography in- because of the things they're in- She particularly wants to work with be defensive about--they start talking dustry," Jane points out. During the terested in ," Jane asserted. About a question that is often ask- adolescents. about a movie or something and say protest, she and the others passed out ed about the students in the class, "Wasn 't that really degrading?" What makes Jane the way she is? leaflets which expressed the group's Jane says, "1 wish people could get Her own "personal spirituality ." She The best method in achieving this concerns, so that students could beyond that question 'I wonder if he said , "I do what I do because I'd like goal, she believes, is through educa- make an educated choice about see- or she is gay?' The issues are impor- to make a- difference for some tion. "People here, not out of Precisely because she felt that some ing the film. Jane emphasized the fact tant. Why do people have to reduce people-that's me. 1 stand by.my con- unkindness, but out of ignorance, are films are degrading to women, that almost everyone read the leaflet everything to that?" She adds, "I victions and use my principles to afraid." children , and men , Jane helped and made their decisions after know- hate labels. If we didn 't feel compell- guide my actions. It comes from me, This is the reason that Jane has organize the protest against the por- ing both sides of the issue. In addi- ed to use them, people wouldn 't be and if it fits some ethic, that 's fine. become very active in sensitive issues nographic movie "Insatiable. " tion , when "Not a Love Story" was so uncomfortable." I like to use my energy to think thai such as racism and gay and lesbian "The protest was not my idea," eventually shown, Lovejoy 215 was Jane sees that, in general, Colby is I can make a difference. s rights at Colby. Also, she said, "It's she explains. "I wanted to educate-- completely full. "It was my happiest growing more aware and educated
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Colby will award eight honorary Lown is the co-reci , .ent of the degrees at commencement on May 1985 Nobel Peace Prize for his work 25. with the worldwide anti-nuclear In addition to Mortimer Zucker- federation of doctors. Dr. Lown man, the commencement speaker, shared the prize with Dr. Yevgini degrees will be awarded to David E. Chazov , a noted Soviet cardiologist. Bell , Mary F. Berry, Bernard Lown , He is professor of cardiology at Har- and to members of the Portland vard University 's School of Public String Quartet—Stephen Z. Kec- Health. skernethy, Ronald P. Lantz, Julia F. Adams and Paul Ross. Described as "a model of ex- Bell was the administrator for the perienced ensemble playing" by The Agency for International Develop- New York Times, the Portland String ment during the Kennedy administra- Quartet consists of Kecskemethy and tion , and served as a Vice President Lantz, violins; Adams, viola; and for International Programs with the Ross, cello. Since its founding in Ford Foundation from the mid-1960s 1969, the Quartet has performed in until the early 1980s. He was also a concert , held residencies, and given member of the first Harvard develop- workshops throughout North and ment advisory mission to Pakistan. South America and Europe. Many of He is currently associated with the these international tours were under- Harvard Institute for International taken at the request of the State 'Face to .Face' lead singer belts out tune at fieldhouse show this weekend. She was forced to leave Development and the Harvard Department and the United Nations. stage after student threw beer on her. (photo by Mike Salvador) School of Public Health. Zuckerman has been President and Berry is a professor of history and Chairman of the Board of the Atlan- law at Howard University in tic Monthly Co. since 1980. He also Washington , D.C. She is a member owns U.S. News & World Report of the U.S. Commision of Civil magazine and serves as its editor-in- Waterville volunteer center Rights and has served as an Assistant chief. A native of Montreal , he earn- Secretary of Education. She has writ- ed his B.A. and LL.B., with honors, ten several books on civil rights and at McGill; and M.B.A. with distinc- seeking Colby students law and has received recognition for tion at the University of Penn- by Peter Lull This help and interest has been ap- of the community and not isolated up her role in support of equality for sylvania; and an LL.M. from Har- With the return of warm weather preciated by Baird and the group, but on the Hill. " women and minorities. Last fall , in vard. He is chairman of Boston Pro- and the winding down of classes, there is only one problem. All of Baird was happy and excited that conjunction with this year's freshmen perties, a real estate company, and is many Mayflower Hill minds turn to these students have been seniors. "I'd Colby took the first step to help the book theme, she spoke at Colby on active in a number of civic and thoughts of finding a summer job like to keep the Colby students in- group with a contribution of $150. apartheid in South Africa. . political affairs. and enjoying the beach. volved. As a student, you can be Senior Perrin Boyd , head of Colby Many will even spend time in somewhat isolated on.the Hill. This Volunteers, explained , "We had two seaside houses, worshipping the sun. kind of experience can really open fundraisers , a concert and a road But while Colby 's collective your eyes to the reality of the real race. The money raised was split bet- thoughts turn to tan lines and free world. It 's been really heartwarming ween the two shelters (Hospitality time, there is a group in downtown as an alumnus to see a faction of the House is the other, a ionger-terrn Off The Hill Waterville discussing next winter. Colby community get involved ," he shelter designed for stays of 30-60 This group is the Central Maine said. days). I wanted to be sure that Col- Robert E. Brodhead , athletic direc- investigators looking into allegations Shelter Group, a coalition undertak- The group is now formulating by got involved. The homeless situa- tor at Louisiana State University at of misconduct in the men 's basket- ing the task of providing housing or plans to solicit funds and to find a tion is big for a city of this size, and Baton Rouge, has been reprimanded ball program. shelter on a- temporary or an suitable location over the summer it is important that Colby be involv- by the University 's Board of Super- Mr. Brodhead was sentenced to emergency basis. that will allow them to begin opera- ed with-Waterville. It opens your eyes visors for conspiring to eavesdrop 200 hours of community service and The group just became incor- tions by early fall, before the plight to the world beyond Colby. I think electronically on National Collegiate fined $1,000 by U S. District Judge porated , a significant step forward of the homeless is too serious due to it is exciting that Colby is the first Athletic Association investigators. John Parker, who said:^ "Obeying the for them, according to the group's weather conditions, said Baird. group to donate. It shows the com- The board also froze Mr. law—or , to put it another way, play- leader , David Baird . Once the group And if the grou p finds a suitable munity that we want to help them any Brodhead's salary for three years. ing by the rules of the game—is the became incorporated , it became eligi- location , it will need manpower for way we can ." Mr. Brodhead admitted in a minimum to be expected of a person ble for tax-deductible contributions. many of the duties associated with Although Baird thinks Colby in- federal court that he had installed in your position. " It is now eligible to receive funds shelter work . "Colby as a community terest this year has been "great ," he listening devices in his offices in hope which it needs to set up and run tem- of people could be a useful resource is concerned with what will happen of recording interviews by N.C.A.A. The Chronicle of Higher Education porary housing for homeless people in many ways: staffing, maintenance, in the fall. There are plenty of oppor- in central Maine. research , or even a program of in- tunities to get involved , especially if The group already has Colby ties. terns lor psychology or finance (help- the house is ready to take on clients, Baird is a Colby graduate. The group ing to plan a budget). Perhaps they he said. Boyd has found no one to Dwight Oooden , meet Mitch a symbolic shantytown , students has had quite a few meetings where could get credit for assisting. But take her important position as head Berman. donning Mets T-shirts and baseball a handful of Colby students were pre- there are also plenty of volunteer of the volunteer group, and that was Mr. Berman , a Harvard Universi- hats marched , carrying placards sent , willing to learn about the pro- work possibilities , " said Baird. the initial "vital link" to involvement ty sophomore, may well be the force bearing pro-Mets slogans and yelling blem and lend help wherever needed , If a house is found , it would give with what Baird is trying to behind the recent winning streak by chants like , "Ho ho! Hey hey! said Baird. students a chance to feel "like part accomplish. Mr. Gooden 's team , the New York Gooden 's got the lowest E.R.A.!" Mets, As the rally proceeded , some Mets At a recent fund-raising service fans handed out leaflets with team auction at a Harvard residential pictures and schedules to passersby day house , Mr, Berman and his room- in Harvard Yard. And Mr. Berman 'Last of loudness' set mate, Mark Blanchfield , made the made a brief , rousing speech. A "Last Day of Loudness" party cluding the Casuals, a Boston group. accormg to Jeff Packman , one of the high bid—$16.50—for what must The event was not without its run- has been scheduled for 4 to 11 p,m. The Skillet Lickers , the City Slickers , clay 's organizers, however, he said have been the prize catch of the night. ins. At one point , a group of Chicago Saturday, the last day of scheduled and It 's all Done with Mirrors are that the dean's office is requiring that They bought a protest. Cubs fans jeered the Mets backers—- events. also scehduled to play. i.d.s be checked . , A group of students had donated as well as Harvard 's President- The party will take place on the The day's events arc free and an their time to stage a demonstration chanting: "Derek Bok , get the word ! Dana lawn. It is being sponsored by all-campus bar-be-que will be served for the cause of the purchaser 's The Mets are gonna finish third !" Lovejoy Commons, from 4:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. choice. Mr. Blanchfield , who is from Four bands will play at the even in- Beverages will be served as well , For Mr. Berman, a New York Ci- Utica , N.Y., said last week he ty native , the choice was easy. He thought the rally had been a success, rallied behind the Mets. "Look at the standings. They 've been And one recent afternoon , just a on a winning streak-ever since ," he few hundred feet from the spot where said. Johnston elected chief j ustice an anti-apartheid group had erected The Chronicle of Higher Education Paul Johnston has been elected as elections took place Sunday at the yea r, will be replacing retiring justice next year 's Stu-J chief justice by the weekly Stu-J meeting. Jeffrey King. current board members, Joi Thomp- Thompson , a sophomore who also son was elected vice chief justice , The Johnston , a junior who served as served as a board secretary, will be one of (he board 's secretaries this replacing Martha McClung, a junior , Correction New editors elected Mike Diamond and Adam Ernster publication next fall. Ihe paper 's assistant features editor. Due to a reporter 's error , it was in- have been selected as co-editors-in- Diamond is a freshman who served The board of directors is comprised correctly stated in last week 's Echo chief of next ycar'sEcho by the paper 's as editor-in-chief of his high school of Kathy Colben, a former Echo that Stu-A Films rents Lovejoy 100 board of directors, The decision wns newspaper in California. He was a con- editor , Bill Kules .lhe paper 's business from the College, Il wns also incor- made Tuesday afternoon. tributin g editor lo the Echo this manager , David Scannell , ihe current rectly stated thai Stu-A Films pays its Diamond and Ernster will assume semester, editor-in-chief , and Earl Smith , dean conscssion workers . The Echo regrets their duties with the Echo'sfirst Ern ster, a jun ior , currently serves ns of the College and the paper 's advisor, the errors. Stu-J cases chronicled
(Editor ' s note: The following sum- maries of this semester's Judicial were guilty of charge 2. Sanction: Disciplinary occur , ther e was no evidence of verbal academic activities , not for profit. Board cases and the introduction 3921 SOL-SSE^SSHS. J3H Probation throu gh May, 1987. 17. 4/13/86-Novcmber , 1985-Violaling Bigij Hij HhHiMua abuse. compiled by^JeffKing,Chief Justice.) Jf llHn ^ BfiiUnfcfllil 12. 3/9/86-2/23/86-Verbal abuse of Ihe code of ethics concerning computer yfifSfflg^Ulfl^^^ security officcr. use at Colby by using illegal copies of 6. 12/8/85-10/28/85-Dama se to College -Guilty-Verbal abuse in- software on College-owned hardwarc. - property (causing walls) curred. Sanction: warning and letter of In an effort to keep the Colby com- holes in .-Guilty- Guilty-Defendant 's actions in direct Damagc was accidental. apology to security . mmunity informed of the cases heard Sanction: War- violation of Colby 's licensing policy and ning, $15 repair charge , $35 vanda lism by the Judicial Board and of the sanc- fine. Maine State Law , potentially jeopardiz- tions levied, the Board will periodically 13. 3/9/86-2/22/86-1 .Sexual harassment ing the College ' s licensing contracts. 1. 12/8/85-10/27/8S-Use of fi rewojks- 1) report to the EcrYo' for 7. 12/8/85-10/28/85-Dama se to College, of security officer; 2. harassm ent of Sanctions: Disciplinary Probation ubmit a brief Guilty-Admitted lighting fireworks. property (causing holes in v*alls).-Guilty- fellow student; 3. threatening a security - through June . 1987; 2) $200 fine; 3) Must niblication. Sanction: Warning and mandator}' SlOfl Damagc was accidental. Sancti on: war- officer; and 4. refusal to comply with the use college owned software only—not Please note that no two cases are fine. ning, SIS repair , $35 vandalism fine. request of security (by failing lo give defendant 's own to avoid a compromis- dike , and the Board is the only body 2. 12/8/85-10/27/85-Usc of fi reworks- namc/ID ).-l. Nol guilty 2. guilty 3. guil- ing legal position for the College. jrivy ' to all of " the testimony and Guilty-Admitted lighting fireworks. 8. 12/8/85-10/28/85-Dam a\Re to College ty 4. guilty-Found guilty of charg e 1 as 18. 4/17/86-3/14/86-Inappropriale Sanction: Warning and mandatory S100 properly (causing holes in wallsl .-Guilty- well because hara ssment was of sexual behavior (waving a knife at -a fellow stu- ieliberation. The circumstances bf fine. Damagc was accidental. Sanction: war- nature. Sanctions: 1. Perm anent den t and throwing a pJaslir con tainer of ;ach case are weighed very carefully 3. 12/8/85-11/16/85-1, Harassment (in ning. SIS repair , $35 vandalism fine. Disciplinary Probation; 2. off-campus milk).-Guilt y-Because of prior infrac- md after guilt or innocence \i deter- (he form of verbal abuse ) of a resident alcohol counseling; 3. letters of apology tions and because defendant was a threat 3/2/86-2/16/86-l.Vinlatin g quiet mined, sanctions are levied . Because of assistant; and 2. refusal to comply with 9. to the student and security officer. (Note: (o others , the recommended sanction was the request of a security officer-!. Not hours; 2. failing to comp ly with Ihe re- (his case was appealed by the Dean of Permanent Disciplinary Probation. confidentiality, all of the details of guilty 2. Guilty- found guilty of both quest of a security officer; and 3. failing Students to the Appeals Board and the 19. 4/20/86-4/3/86-1. Failure to comp- each case cannot be presented in the charges. Verbal disrespect and abuse evi- to clea n up appropriately after a parly. -1. President.) ly with requests of security officers hy Echo. The following descriptions are dent. Sanction: Permanent Disciplinary Not guilty 2. not guilly 3. not guilty- not dispersing; and 2. verbal harassment of cases heard thus far. Probation and letters of apology to Found guilty of charge I only as the par- of security officer (s). -Guilty-not guilty- security and the R.A. ty went well inlo the evening. Defenden t 1 4. 3/16/86-May, 1985-THisuse of a com- Found guilty of charge no. I because 4. 12/8/85-11/16/85-1. Harassment (in did comply with security and cleaned up puter. -Guilty-The defendent 's actions defendant did not leave. Found not guil- the forfn of verbal abuse ) of a resident satisfactorily. Sanction: warning. threatened the system 's security as well ty of charge no. 2 because no evidence assistant; and 2. refusal to comply with 10. 3/2/86-2/16/86-1. Violating quie t as violating users ' contract with com- of harassment presented . Sanction: request of a security officcr-1. guilty 2. hours; 2. failing to comply with Ihe re- puter services. Sanction: Disciplinary - Warning. not guilly- found guilty of charge 1 aiid quest of a security officer; and 3. failing Probation through June 1987 , and loss 20. 4/20/86-4/3/86-Isamc 2 no) guilly of charge 2 because defendent to clean up appropriately after a party. -1. of access to old files. charges|-|same l-|same) did comply with security. Sanction: Per- Not guilty 2. not guilty 3. not Ruilly- 21. 4/20/86-4/3/86-|same 2 manent Disciplinary Probation and let- 15. 4/6/86-3/14/86-Driving on campus charges l-|samel-|same| Found guilty of charge 1 only as the par- lawn-Guilfy-Sanc/ion: Warning and ter of apology to the R.A. ty went well into the evening. Defendent 22. 4/20/86-4/3/86-|same 2 5. 12/8/85-1 1/16/85-1. Harassment (in mandatory $100 fine. charges|-|same)-(same| . did comply with security and cleaned up 16. 4/13/86-March, 1986-Violating the the form of verbal abuse) of a resident satisfactorily . Sanction: warning. 23. 4/20/86-4/3/86-|same 2 charges j- assistant; and 2. refusal to comply with F.thical Computer Use statement by us- |same|-Found guilty of both charges . request of a security officer-1. Not guil- M. 3/2/86-2/15/86-VerbaI abuse of Col- ing a College-owned computer for profit- Not only did defendant fail to disperse , ty 2. guilty- found not guilty of charge lege administrator-Not guilty-Found nol making activites. -Not guilty-Found not but also verbally challenged the authori- 1 (R.A. not harassed by defendent ) and guilty. Although a heated argument did guilty. The materials were used for ty of securit y. Sanction: Warnin g.
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by Rich Cuthie course just for the credits rather than that faculty members can concentrate example, Chip (Hauss) is doing Mike Diamond th e interest , " she said. on publishing and research? research on French government as well "The new program is better in this "I think given the fact the college as nuclear war and weapons, while A sad song is frequently echoed in sense for faculty and students. People stresses the fact of faculty publications, Roger (Bowen) is researching Japanese residence halls and faculty advisor of- will now hopefully be able to deal with it 's only right that we have the time to government. Both persons' work is fices these days. It 's the course selec- fewer things in a belter manner. I don ' t do them. I don 't necessarily believe directly applicable to their teaching. I tion blues. No student seems immune expect to see any problems as a result that the . administration will expect am doing research on elections and from usual scheduling problems and of the cuts in courses. In our depart- more. Since I have been at Colby, we political parties; this again has Colby distribution requirements. Yet, ment , we're down for illness, but where (professors) have been expected to everything to do with my teaching. The the recent decision made by Ihe Educa- I thought we would realize major publish , do community service work same is true for all my colleagues, I'm tional Policy Committee (EPC) chang- reductions in interdiscip linary areas- (such as faculty advising), and teach sure. In Government , we do a lot of Fa culty, ing the average course load of pro- women 's studies , for example—courses well; that involved six courses until publishing, bul it is directly related to fessors from six to five and that of have increased. Somehow , people are now. The reduction, I feel , will allow our teaching. In this sense, we improve students from five to four may make reorganizing their departments without us to do all of these things a little bit our classes by giving students a chance matters worse. Approximat ely 12 per- hurtin g the load. " better ," said Rose. to explore the areas we're teaching cent of all courses have been removed Pat Onion , a lect urer in the English In reaction to a question regarding them in depth. Students with five students from the College curriculum clue to department, agreed thai "departments the necessity of research in a liberal arts courses can ' t concentrate enough to these changes. seem to have balanced the situation by institution . Rose replied , "I feel that figure out where to go with the ideas Beginning with next year's freshman bracketing courses for alternate years, not everybody should have to publish . they might have. " class, 110 credits will be necessary to changing the range of sonic courses , For many of us, it keeps us intellectual- Responding to whether the changes be graduated from the College. That and , as a result , freeing up faculty ly alive and sharpens our thinking. In would keep students from taking some rea ct is a reduction of 10 credits from the members;" this sense, writing can help to clarify important courses, Professor Roger previous 120 credit requirement. Students , however , appeared to be our thought and , thus , aid us in our Bowen of the government department Among the major changes in distribu- less sympathetic to the EPC's desires. classes. I don 't want to come across as said no. He explained that the same tion requirements are the new elective Sophomore Karen Vlaskamp said , a hawk in this issue. I feel that there number of courses will be offered , but status of English 152 and the easing of "The decision was really stupid , are some who can keep ihemsevlcs up not as frequently, Students wil have to to the language requirement. Three, in- [Because you have to petition for a to date by reading , This also, however, take more care in their scheduling over stead of four , semesters will now be fifth course], you 're restricted to tak- takes time. the four year period , he said , required . ing courses only in your major. This "Still, research is a necessity for A member of the modern language Professors who lacked to the Echo defeats the purpose of a libera l arts younger faculty members. In fact , it 's faculty agreed. "The number of seemed enthusiastic about the rulin g education , " a real problem for them. It 's suicidal bracketed courses will increase ," he EPC and don ' t foresee any problems as a Freshman John Beaulieu agreed that ' publish , to their ca reers if they don t said, As to whether there will be a result. Sonya Rose , chairman of the ihe new restrictions will do more harm Without publishing, chances are you substantial change , he said , "I'm n ol sociology department and EPC than good, He noted , "As a bio-chem won ' t gel tenure and without tenure sure if you get what you see as it is. " secretary, thought that the course load major , 1 will probably only be able to you can ' t slay al Colby, Where , then , Although the language requi rement p lan reduction was necessary in order to take courses that arc requirements. " will you go from here?" she asked. relaxation is a major change, he was relieve students of the pressure of a Anita Terry, a freshman , was not at- Fred Moselcy, "assistant professor of not worried about its effect on the fi ft h course and to allow professors t .acted to these changes and disputed economics , said, "It 's hard to tell ex- education of a Colby student. more time to concentra te on their the new system 's logistics. She told the actl y what the criteria are [for tenure "A person docs not have to stop tak- work. Echo , "They may have reduced the decisions]. You can only read Ihe ing a language just because the re- "I believe ii was a very I'avonible number of courses you 're supposed to results of past tenure decisions. Some quirements have changed, If a person decision for bot h student s and facui- take , but they didn ' t increase the suggest teaching is the top priority and has self-discipline , he can continue on ty. When I began instructing here in credits for most courses, You can ' t some suggest research. Wc are told that with it. Perhaps the two year require- 1 078-79, one of the things a student graduate on two semesters of 12 leaching is Ihe top priority, yet research ment was too unrealistic to start with, " group, I ilon ' l remember ihe exact credits. " is expected. " he said. He mentioned that .schools name of il , was protesting was the As the burden is now taken off Sandy Maisel , chairman of the which Colby emulates , like Harvard fragmentation of having to lake five students to perform well in five government department , was uncom- and Dartmouth , have only a two year courses a semester. So , you see, courses , a new question is raised regar- fortable with the distinction made bet- requirement in language, students began Ihe whole init iative , ding how professors will occupy more ween research and instructiotu "Wheti That Colby 's reputation and the Futility members fell that they were be- free lime, Will the removal of one ex- people discuss research , mostly people marketabilit y of its degree might ing stretched loo thin and students tra course allow professors to concen- are referring to books and articles that diminish is not probable, according to tended to blow off a fifth course, trate on their courses as student fare have nothing to do with classes, This Bowen, "The new requirements will Everyone felt overwhelmed, It was expected to? Or, arc Colby students be- is completely false, everything has to make Colby slightly more attractive to wrong for student to take a fifth ing short- changed ns some suggest , so do with classes. In our department, for high school students. In times of ¦'"" ' -" I'MRe 6 Watt vivifies crowd by Roland Cheyney ble for quality control." Watt assail- to change. He continues by associating The "battleground between the ed special interest groups charging that the problems of the American" Indian was the liberal and the conservative" their "leftist agendas" helped create a with the "failure of Socialism." - theme of the lecture given by former government that weakens the "rights Reactions to Watt 's address varied. Secretary of the Interior James Watt of the individual. " One student said, "I think many things last Wednesday in the field house. Watt went on to attack the corporate said here make sense." Another, The speech, sponsored by Colby world as well. "Big business," he said , however, suggested the best decision Cultural Life, addressed his belief that 'wants large institutions to control our Watt made was "resigning from of- liberal forces, which he described social and economic behavior. " He fice. " The audience was at times several times as "lacking in integrity, " also accused business of standing hostile, especially during his discussion control every institution in America behind the "skirts of government. " of NOW and the Sierra Club and'other "with the exception ofthe Oval Office Watt discussed the role of govern- environmental groups. of the White House. " ment as primarily a moral one. He He targeted the media and special in- compared the moral stance that the terest groups , such as the National government must take now with the A group of students and- en- Organization for Women and the stance that it took during the civil vironmentalists were concerned with Sierra Club as the-worst of the libera l rights movement of the '60's. He call- Colby's use of money on a speaker like institutions. Accusing the media of ed the United States ' treatment of the Watt and distributed protest leaflets at "lacking accountability " and blacks a "betrayal ," atributing the the entrance. However, many did ap- James Watt addressed gym crowd last Wednesday "dishonesty" he denounced journalism disintegration of the black family to plaud the Cultural Life Committee's as the only profession "not responsi- unwillingness -Cote- governmental agencies' choice. academic seriousness. "People seem major change. The climate has to be more conscious of their become more academic." academic work. Newer students have Prior to coming to Colby, Cote less of a balance between social life , was an assistant principal , track and academic life ." coach, and religion and French Lapham He said that he noticed "the teacher at John Baptist High School library filing up "during homecom- in Bangor. He also served three years would come up to me and say, "I en- my insensitive , slapstick approach to ing this past English majors like me who write year. I'm not saying it 's as a parish priest in Holton and joy your column, until the end , when surface-scratching. (This falls under good or bad . I' weekly for the college paper and have m saying that it 's a Biddeford. I have to read that stupid scratching the category of "getting myself into the surface thing. " I got so much flak no aptitude for psychology, have no heaps of trouble. ") The first group right to slander and satirize a subject about it that I finally had to go is the people who work in the Special undercover. If you're ever scratching just because they are afraid of fail- MILLER'S BEVERAGE BARN Collections department of the ing it. the surface of your mind in search of library. In one column , I offhandedly a creative way to procrastinate , look asked , "Are the Special Collections / HOME STRETCH SPECIALS ! up my old columns. Hidden in every really special?" I have been assured Now that I' ve apologized , I'd like one is the phrase "scratching the sur- since then that they are, in fact , face " in some way, shape or form. to publicly thank all of you that have special, and"! did not mean to infer read and supported my column over It was just my way of retaliating, I that they were in any sense mundane, : Mooseh ead $3.79/6 pk ; guess. Nobody likes flak , not even the last two years. Without you, I ordinary, blase , forgettable , would have no one to criticize, pick Willy Loman. mediocre, or un-special. ,The second Because this is my last column on , or wield the power of the pen group is the Psychology department. against , getting myself into (that 's \ Bud & Bud Light $6.16/12 pk I ever , I would like to publicly I guess I scratched the surface just a apologize to two groups of people for right) heaps of trouble. I'm getting little too deeply on that column , and all choked up here, so I better sign Coors & Coors $2.99 / 6 pk off before my typewriter blows a fuse Light or I blow my nose with what may be my last written contact with the Col- : Peels $3.89712 pk ; M CONGRA TULA TIONS M by community. h — m j KEGS 1 M M See you at graduation. I'll be the * Busc h * Bud * Coors * 14 CLASS OF'86 U one in black. * Michelob * Old Mill * M " M I 1/2's&1/4 's \ best wishes to | EPC ICE - CUPS - LOBSTERS i CLAMS - WINE 1 all for a safe declining applications across the coun- i try, we will be able to keep our appli- all pepsi cans - $1.99 / 6 pk cant pool sufficiently large to continue Hand happy summer to attract quality students. We are not m m! creating problems for the college, but Mike and Leona Colby '63 m M trying to anticipate and correct pro- i^gb^^^e^Ut^i^gmVBBi^^as^^^^^taM^^b^A^^A^aHtaaa^bAa^i blems of the future. It 's proactive rather than reactive, and that 's good ," __l^__^__^H^i^__^^ P_^P.^_^_i__^^^^ __v^^ -^^^ __^_ri ^. i^^^^^ _^_-VV^_r^_v^_H_'H I SEE YOU IN THE FALL! I ' Bowen said. QlllBJM k Jan Hogendorn , Grossman'' pro- U fessor of economics, said the same is H Thanks From § I true in the case of faculty, "The very rALWAYSA CHOICE I j best liberal arts schools, like Bowdoin, 1 Amherst , Williams and Wesleyan have OF6F|NE FILMS i all done earlier what we're doing now. I fJ CLOTHING & SPORTINGTs GOODS Now , because less hours will be re- D NIGHT Joseh Q quired in the classroom , it will be less | COLLEGE I- i ?& ¦ I W MAIN ST. FAIRFIELD 453-6216 ffc difficult to recruit the very best facul- I ADMISSION $2.50 453- , r_v -ri lPSDAyWITH i.a 1 M 2234 &i ty. Colby's reputation, " he said , "will Ji rff not diminish. If anything it wi ll im- Qw^&'&d M prove. " ^. CURRE NT MTMjWMfc- w&' w^
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I am truly impressed and honored to be your Q.T. - You have both been replaced , I found the besl place. two concerned Board o& Education members Slacey at x 3088 friend. Six mon ths. How does it feel? Pretty great . Only a few -the new no. I - WEENIE Chcre fag, MOTHER'S HELPER- weeks until you' re done. Be psyched! Oh .Mrs. Baker. You ' re still here! Professional family with one 4 year old child seeking Que 'ce que nous ferons? Bien , je peux accepter tout MONA - A.Bum. just kidding ete? Puisse je female mo t her 's helper for summer. Seaside le Jan Plan separecs, mais maintenant 1' Ftold you that 's how I'd send this ! Pierce H.R. - , ca e' est communi ty- walking distance to beach- 20 minutes N. Gid ge- fair ca , toute seule , sans fumer? Mon Dieu Forsy th - ' ' Wc weren ' t thai bad now were wc? Good luck with , je te visilerai souven t bien- of Boston on busline. Housekeeping and childcarc It s a li teral world here and that s no KYHS!! _ beaucoup ! Ne t 'in quiete pas Con gra t s on R.D.C.! 1 wan t a single in t he Heigh t s those teenage girls! du ties. Own room w/TV and A.C.. send resume , To a few bi tter athletes , sur. Pase le bonjou ra notres arris pour moi. Tu me nex t year , or else. Firs t floor mais j' attends l'au tomne! references and photo to 7 Elizabeth Rd, Marblehead , A: Why would anyone look for it al Whealon? man queras beaucoup, - Blair 's friend Ecou te le Dead et ecris-mois. Merci pour les diners de Ma. 01945 or call [6H) 639-234J 7 B: Celibacy may be the only solution , guys. Mike - Jenny, What can I say? You ' re the greatest! chinois Sc McDonalds et biensur Le Prince. AL _ MHflMMIHHa _MMBna _____HMl ^BMaaMnD ______M Signed-lhose of us who still remain anonymous i^H I just wanted to say thanks for being a great R Je t ' embrasse , Real Wife- _ Fag roomma t e! We've filed and the payments are in the mail. Divorc- SA Pam: Betty Thanks for years of lunches , open-minded convos, How about some diet ncpsi in the fridge or can yon ed life is great! Care to join us for Saturday afternoons Breath easy and rejoice! To Dumbhead and Pammy: laughes, allowin g me to make (many) mistakes , treating drink that? in the park? Coco SQUEAK • me like an adul t. To Madonna and Co. Loma- Smokey: ' t ever forget our analysis of the Xmas racoon . MER (Note the proper name all of you who met her Don Congratulations! I t must be from having too much "fun " . Take iwo Your idea of spontaneity was contagious: any other 1'll.never forget who convined me that 'GM sou ght me lon g after me): Good luck in the finals ! . aspirin and call Or. Ruth in the morning! suggestions? ou t and no t t he ot her way around. Jus t thought I'd wish you luck officially in Japan as Gratef ully, Ihe traditionalist Madonna from Hai ti- You ' re a uni que person, and I hope you realize how The Lady of Shalo tt should be shot! you scan the classifieds for Ihe last time. Did you dress him up in your love? Jud y— much I appreciate you , though I don ' t often say it. I'll " EJ _____ Nicara gua?:?!?!?! ™ZT " Thank God for our su persleuth H.R.! Keep looking miss you. JGS IV: I hear Cons tance is really nice that lime of year. Did you gel racked? for " him " in the library...no telling what other crimes S Thanks for the getaway to Acadia. One more to you may solve! To those of you who feel yoii don ' t have to pay to get Hey Blue eyes! Augusta Friday? Well , thanks too for Ihe fun this year To Ihe LITERAL lover- on a guest list— Have your OWN party! Third floor Cinderella never had so much fun playing pumpkins. and when we meet in NYC over the summer, I will no t I'll meet you in Manhattan ! Mr. Unionsui t: I'll miss you , luv , take care of yourself. I was jus t kidding about the love affair in Constance. walk over the grates!! To Ihe guys in Ihe 6-man (and two upstairs)- Thanks for bein g available for spewage and decramp- Je t ' aimc Susan , I' m namin g my first child after you- I' m going Love ycz, Thanks for pulling up with all the trouble I caused : ' - ing purposes; you re quite the relief! Your spoiled roommate and cx-neighboi to call it Ramane! AEC lack of bedrooms (but you got your Teddy), lack of One of your foundalions Scott and Paul—have 'n t seen much of you guys late- j-Your favori te playdougti freak t 's Zcte-6 women: sleep the night before exams (but il was their bir- To nex year (No, it 's nol your mom!) ly. We shared some good limes, and though it ' , been ¦You know they don ' t speak German in Nicaragua. Res t up this summer , nex t fall is going to be out of thdays!!), plus everything afterwards. He's gone and Mr. Director , Sir? awhile , I ho pe there will be many more. Never forget control. should be for gotten , but it 's hard . Thanks for Wendy and Jane everythin g - the friendships too. Did you have lo be so nice? Now wha t? Is it really the fun and friendship we had...I know I never will. JEN & LISA (3rd noor P.W. ): Thanks for every thing dudes! I' m gonna miss you so -The one you thou ght was so good for him (you can ' t purple? Still buddies?! Good! Thanks for always being there. ' Are you believers? much. Good luck. See you in 20 yea rs when we re old say I did not try ) Adorin g fan [and friend] Love ya both! A spectator of something good coming and falling a part. P.S. Some knock -knock jokes just aren ' t funny! And Robin- R Bvc for now ! BEAN - I did no t say f— you that morning. Break a leg ! P.S. You too Andy and Chris! • -BLT "You are the best. _ Thanks for everything this semester. Lisa , ___. Your roomies_ Laura and Lisa- Nilta . On a hot summer night, would you offer yourself to Your sense of fashion is so ... NEAT, or" should t say Con gratulations on your new career. You make great the wolf with the red roses? ,, " ba g ladies. ~"~"~ So Barb...Wha t was Ihe "Main Event this weekend? t idy? I can ' l wait to seeVhat you come up with next "Down on your knee s wench!" C and R will get along Yes.7 I heard "A Star was Born " - or maybe "Jus t the way semes t er! great! FTS Warnin g to all visitors- we were. " __ -a Beer lasler PMW To Ihe sur vivors of Tropical Ecology Jan Plan '86 Sturtevant 306 is gradually being replaced by man- J.S. M. "Sprechen sie Deulsch?" (...Under the coconut tree..) eatin g piles of laundry. I lied . I paid Ihe man triple time to hold the flashlight We 're going to miss you next year. Have a blast and Wheri you grow up you will be poor , live in the slums , Zan tana ~ ~~™~~ ~ ~ guTiT ""*" not double lime because it was raining. drink some sak e for us. and work as a maid for t he res t of your life. cha ______Bag Ladies— ~ ------" -Crash and Eugene and Grant(How original!) Concerned about your fu t ur e Where DO you buy your clothes? You really know how Poi!!! f Dear Carolyn: ' 'Glass to Ihe Wall" Bill - Nice circle mark around Ihe To my favori te bullshitter, To Ihe 6-man Pierce: to dress for dinner. To the third noor quad , (and neighbor) ear. Maybe wc should ins tall intercoms in the dorm. A nuckle a day Thanks for bein g the greatest ! Popsicles and Vodka Con grats! As of next week you will be off double secret Heidi and Ellen: Gives us something to say! all summer lon g! Have a great summer. I'll miss you two. probation. Keep out of trouble, you 'll be missed. Hey Betty - Isn ' t gossip fun? Especially when you are the subject! The missing roommate Xanadu A friend. Did you card him before you let him check into the __ __ Hil ton? How about installing a sign that reads: Please Jackie— Colby Students: leave BYD's a t the door. Proper Boxers required. The fu ture may seem dim and distant, bu t jusl think Come visit me in N.Y. this summer , maybe we can stop Wha t a great labor saving device! You never have lo How many papers can you do in one week? We're go- __._ _ - in 3 mon ths you 'll be in Japa n! Have a great sum- by Lora ' s- ma ybe she'll be there! If not we can eat all make you bed or even put on your pajamas , or open ing t o find ou t . mer and hey! make up your mind , ok? of their bacon and be on our way. Love you, Elizabe t h the closet door. Colb y professors Have you figured this out yel? - T.I.O. Ms. Mucklesville. Paula , guess who siavonT ' To the Tau Delt 's: Well , well...you' ve been havin g fun lately! Isn ' t it Wash your mou th out with shampoo (if you have any Hank— Wha t do Nixon, Carter , Ford and Reagan have in We do no t hale you. almos t too bad that summer 's here? Buck u p, t here 'll left after this semester) or you and Chuck won ' t be talk- Was the guitarist as good as he sounded? common? be some good times I' m sure. ing at all this summer. Steff, Leah , Tanya Tom Tom , Marion: Slick— . -If I think of any more...I'll let you know. concerned roomma tes Nanc- Gel psyched for nex t year!! The rei gn of terror has just begun! Are you ready for You should ha ve been a poet ry major! Thanks for t he Jane F. tonight? . Tony, Missy- bir thday poem ! How does it feel to be the last When is it ever going to be YOUR turn? If you don ' t have tan lines after an entire summer in graduating senior in the class of 1986 lo gel a classified? Cliff- well, how many of them were there this year? Oh , Bones, Love I.T.F. St. Croix- I' m going to really worry about your libido! ' , Arc you keeping count? Soon you might hold trie Col- Do you ha ve a fetlish for sophomores named John?? . I t has been a fun year—here s to Lawd and Tala the by record! (and that might be for rejections too!) To next year 's Downstairs neighbors , Her ti- Rent-A-Car Poconos. the Cape and bowling/golfing. I' m wai ting A.E.C. Star ting the year off early, huh? Ge t psyched!! for my one and only trip lo the Villager! Karen—Hin t— You still haven" ! collected your x-mas Carry on the rabbit tradition - and I don ' t mean mi- The four girls upstairs I think he is otherwise engaged , but there is always next Love, gift M Volkswa gen , ci ther! . year! Don ' t worry, things will work out for the besl. Donna Did I hear someone say Jade Island? Love, ALS To t he men 's soccer team: Robin Ka thy, Tammy, Julie: A.L. 21 days could make a life saving difference in your Good humor is never appreciated. B.Y.O.B.? Ca thy, Eli , Gus , Sharo , Sheri and the rest of our kids: Cock-a-doodle doo! life. Kee p il up 'cause I don ' t go to funerals of friends ' ' s ceiling! (R ight Keith ?) "Canuck " - The y re on your H.R. Thanks so much for Ihe parly last week. Wc love you. Zantana who die of lun g cancer. Remember that. Don ' t forgct- Leah: -Hands tands eh".'? Only on a fan tastic voyage... I'll miss you nex t year!! Carole and Clarence Gus , Pencil , Burkie. Sparky and Whali— NO CIGARETTES!! You missed yel another interesting weekend. -a wimpy acrobat Raze Even though this wasn 't t he best of seasons , I slill t hink To the ATOs Thanks for a great year ! Gregg and Tin . You drop ped my salamander, dude! ou guys are number 1. It ' s been a fun three years—I'll Woodie , you bo th slill give the best TNDCs thai ever Annie We unders tand the animal s weren ' t the only ones mnk- Thanks for lunch a l the grease pit- what a cultural miss you next spring. lived! (or died). Have fun in the real world, and Gregg , Yeah for long overdue gripe letters! Don ' t bum. Just in g wild noises in Arcadia park this weekend... p —Your mgr, I 'll sec you next year.... work things out...Rocks last forever. ex erience!! Andy and Friends: The girls from second floor Terry—Where do you keep your jewelry? A former Gre gg fan , RD. Rock 1 Thanks for sharin g our bitter quarter keg. P.S, ' 3rd floor Sturtevant: There s no purple per * on my finger. 'Ness and Sheila: Fro m 2 women nol seeking reven ge. Yo-Mary Lou- Here ' s to the great plumbing and telephone systems Jam. I hope you have a great summer! Look out for deep, Li ttle Bugs! Gel psyched for next year! 2 or 3?? Noo! thai held up so well! I Oh , wha t a year. The hills arc alive with the sound of music. What arc Jump off of any porches into snowbanks lately? dark lakes and funny old men on sleighs. you - jealous? R. Psyche! Zandwich So Pa t.. When 's your nex t home match?.. What, you . S mean wc ha ve t o wai t ' till next spring? Thanks for giv- 3rd floor Phi Delt! Linda A.M. Quote of the week: TM- " in g us lots of advance notice ! Who was playin g Phil at 5:00 in Ihe morning? Surfs u p! How were the waves , or did you make your "I love a girl who burps. If and when 1 have my wedding to M. You' re slill in- Marvin , own? -M.P. Ann- Best of luck next year , We'll miss you! vi ted ! Bring the mallard tone! Good luck in the future Sorry I neglected you Saturday nighl. I promise to ' -Mar t JmZ PJK . jj ue make i t up to you when you least expect it! (or Where ARE you living next near? It just doesn ' t mat- Did you know that Taylor 406 is starting a hotel Ta g Team Mucklcr No. I should I say "Hulk Love Mnrvina Helcn ")- Jamie Ray Valentine , ter! Make sure you have a good pair of walking shoes business? Way to go Beth and Sit£an! Thanx |l " The mirror on ihe 2nd floor is dedicated lo you forever _ JOHN EARL: Jailbai ls, Nurds? Is that with I "L" or 2? Jus t and an overni ght bag. CrashlBan g! Oh Shit! We 'll really miss those cans in Don ' t forget your back gammon board next year - I'll wonderin g. M. Roomie __our room! _ _ bring Ihe cggrolls. -Barb Wan t lo compare notes again soon? Wha t will I do without you? . - __ ¦ Your buddy Banana- Sj_ Zanzibar Who 's the blond? Anylhing important? I hope not , you Wives : Get psyched for next year ! Dana 228 will be awesome. Nancy, To all ochem students: can get belter. Shall we plan a 5-yenr reunion on "Divorce Cour l "? Thanks for being a great friend. It ' s okay to be ugly nnd nice, and it 's okay to be pret- We may have " seen t his before " bu t we'll never see Observers . The Real One Rt tfus ty and nasty, 'cause you can gel away with it. BUT. it again—we made il! when you ' re ugly and nasty, that ' s when you have a Annngc- Here ' s to shop ping In Europe— Summer '86 RAYON - Jen D.: Terry- . problem. The Colby Echo would like to give due credit lo out Have you erected a shrine or pyramid yel ? Thanks for 4 great years , Are you hungry? How about the last univorn after Signed , 90 percen t of Ihe campus produc tion machines , without which this year would Barb: Love , JSK breakfast? Dairy Cone before dinner? Dominoes after Deares l Nancy, not have been nearly so welling, And you thou ght you would never perform on stage Kale c Andrea dinner? What 's for dessert? Thank god you grew 3/4 It ' s getting easier lo be ugly now that curtains nnd Heidi . in A Star Is Borntt ' Quelle mutande verde net seminterrato di Perkins- of an inch taller this weekend. Besides, you have room freshmen guys are in fashion! Dana be tter be ready!! Wilson ftinziona moltobene! t o expand—Jackie doesn ' t live here anym ore. " " " " Thomas Eddy: Love always , your fans CARL: We made I I thru another year together pretty amazing __ A Pe t e, Lewd Lindy, 'll just HAVE lo use your common ITYBBAII. Y huh , not really I'll mis; you this summer can ' t wait to Beni to- You You ' re a Oodl sense In DC next year- visit Gclato Classical belter be ready for me notice there Je I 'ndore de tout mon coet tr! Whai 's gonna happen To Lisa. Alison, and Karen , SKITTLCSIIIMUNCHKINSItlSKITTLESIIfMUN- The Bunglls CHKINS!l!SKITTLES!!!MUNCHKINSt!!SKIT- is no punctuation they don 't leach you that in the math nest year? I'll miss you so much. Let 's try to stay out CON GRATULATIONS and bwl wishes for the futu re. ' TLESIMMUNCHKINSItlSKITTLESIItMUN- department I love you kid and don ' t you ever forge t It of trouble for the little lime that 's lef t this year, ok? Well Mary Lou s I mo- CHKINSlltSKITTLESItl Camion ; Wide Loads abend , Mario Andrctll Don' l forget Jwne 19891 I' m serious! Wc be livin ' in the Animal House with the nose tap Thanks for a grea t Saturday afternoon! I hope we ~ That 's a schwell nationality on that name much love, next year! didn ' t corrupt Samnn tha too badly. Next time we PJW l'lcotlo A. Bonne chance!!! Bon voyage! )! Friends of Jamaica ; schwill , let i l be Kiltlanst I'll miss you!!! Only 47 weeks left. Start saving your money now. Sweetie, To Razor- The Pa per Bag Society Maybe we can start our own kind of colony. Ques tion: G ood luck on your papers, We belter crank on our Just think , when arc we gonna have a bel ter chance _ _ _ Lovc. KJT Ah—The Ckolby rumor mill. Mere proof of the How many of you dress fa ster in the morning now? cxnms , huh? Wa tch out for Janlccl al foolin g around with 19 and 20 year old girts? I don 't boredom which surrounds this bubble. Llveral-mlndcd Susan , I like tha t, ' Bcllinn- B.C. know Good luck in the future, And don t sophis tication , right? You know giving John your social security number Is worry, I'll keep up the Razor tradition. _ a big step, don ' t you? Maybe you should up your ante, I guess Myrtle 's nol the only one with a freshman Remember- IT JUST DOESN 'T Mr, Woo- fascination, . MATTERlllltll.'imillllllllllHIIII Marc PJW- ___ P.S, All we need nrc some tasty waves and a cool buzi. Thnnk you for lending the way, To: Colby College Males C and L J' espcre que lit pnsserns.i tne etc formidable n Po; three Myrtle- nnd I' m fine If this weekend is any indication of this summer we'd From: Observer A. stars , huh? Pas malt Thanks for nil of your help (his To the tunnel Queen, better supply fake I.D. 's. Lookin g for a good lime? Try Julie D,- just make her yeor nnd best of luck next yea r with the NEW __ _ Psyched for some " one-on-one " with ihe C.K.? Tokc feel good and she will lei you come In I Remember Ihe time we were drinking coffee in Roberts machines! Helen- and I made you Inugh so hard your nose became a cof- some advice—to go for a K.O . via the head is risky. The newly retired P.M, Spencer will lake back all Ills kisses for the Catholic J.D, fee lap. Thnt wa» a rlo i. You' re nothing more Ihnn n Rhough he doesn ' t have much between the ears , his You are a captive of your desires, Confused? ) You are Production- woman. ,,l guess you_ djd n' i want lo meet hit ton... Nnzi-piink Dung. Master ^ ego alone qualifies hint as a lienvyweight. If nothing dying like you did in '84, Choose life. else, it will be prac tice for 3rd floor. Bring your axes and sledgehamme rs to we may finally Holiday Inn J ust called. Bones nnd Betty, care to be xo Mar c Someone wlio cares A Flight Deck Alum run _lmsc machine , to fcslM Thanks for your patience,,, hostesses nt a convention t I lls weekend? The boyers arc P.S. Mar y Lou " Bancs- P.S, —Phil , are you listening? Hit ler enough for you To my felfow red brick housemates- supplied, Stez- The hi tman car rel called , you were busy, he'll gel back yet? I keep tryin g, Despite the rats , the smoky fireplace, the dir ty dishes , Ann- It ' s amazing how far a late nigh t shower will gel you! ' ~ lo yon later. SIDNEY: La sT Echo , how7ayo7i7eeirPcriwps No the unpaid phone and gas bills , the orgasmic washing Why were you running nround jn ctrclK Frtday ntaht? Pn u ln •??? Comment " Is Ihe best nnswer. machine, Ihe broken shower , CLIFP , the burns from " P,S, What Fresl imnn? I think you ' re Imllucinn ilng Mnnhn; , P.S, You ' re such a wcnch! _ _ the pipes. Ihcnll loo weak floor, our lovely furniture , Mnybc you should change your major lo performing " lUBuiuinoninnuuouauauououDi— ^ uouououo -ii-DuoiHuoiMUDuouDUDuouou jiMutiuounuouDUDuaiBujiwuomuououou j and my far too loud voice al all hours of To cTond N- the day, our art s, _ - _ j home was n source of unend ing pleasure nnd I pray The difference between an nrclvaark nnd an nntcntcr Bones- nnlvjmrk is a lyrx of nrdvanrk juit ns N is l^mjj nnU_wiI 1 J }nyejjj ljhejIwifliR without the Imstlcs, Is thai nn STUDENT HELP WANTED f Nice comm tinliy room you ' re running, The Atrium a type of ' glrlt G Annahanana- culled, Tl tcy don ' l like yoitJ__.lnj_ a_ their busj ness. Love you girls! Wc should have Sunday "li ttllshli Jhcshlon s" E more Cynthia: L oficn, They nrc most amttslng sjlnn' t you agree?! __ _ E Besl of luck with your reef ml tomorrow nighl! Wc love ~ ~" R7n¥y\" "" Benito- Din Ing services is accepting appli cations Mcr . NOUifNTliAPplN?D7i _ i_l _ ,_. t love you I for service jj tluys • - Plcolln Did Paul Johnston approve your switch ~~ ~ workers for the week of May 19 through May 25. I In roommnies? Nlcejcquila shot lns_ Tl _ r_dny _nlgr_ l_ _ TaM " ^ I dkln ' i ^iinMhc ^_tHlnwed jBo-ed rooms! ' " BiTclc What a guy you nret l.ucy Co Is n whore I 1 Roi.ynrWrrl7 Cnro tyi Am7n.^^ Where 's your woman? Off frollckn n In lite woods? I hive yon 1 Congrntulntlonsll Yon finally made ill I j ttsi wanted Beware of Rohlcl Rabbits , _ ll.C , Any inte rested students should appl y at the lo ..ny ' thanks ' for rooking my flrM two years u t Colby j __ _. D01" nclghbori ODD so special- I'm rcnly jonnn miss ynntl . Myrtle - Itnppy one nnd n half 11 (5/2/116) Dinin g Service office In the basement of Roberts. I _Kniby " ~ " Since when wns "The Dimly Hunch" your favorite Love To ' Myli'otmtnTr on7 Tokyoi " show? __ OLD Move fun ncxi yenr , hut remembe r ihni your nlrendy " " " Sylvia, Mr President of Colhy npnl ien fort I Deadline for applications is Wednesday , May 14. I thought you preferred gray linlrs, nol jnllbnlt in. I In nil your schooling of law , did you ever by chance jj Third floor Mary l.tw-il tnnks for Hid quick i. -. .nii. guess you never know wlmt will happen when Ihe hec i happen to lake a glimpse m the 4ih amendment? iM_r_HMinn __ii__n_H__ii_____ iin__nf__n__ii___n_n Now wns thiit lip, to wh in and hip id what '. goggles are nn, Sincerely, your pal Tom Paine r —"~"—¦—"— "—~— i*& « j iJi£.„#&M ^lt!!k$Z' ^ t&Jks _.'fe& .. «rat"*v^y*" * s. <«>v* ^ rix a (*s& i ^ Elections valuable not what the French people wanted, dlfllbt and probably for this reason put their yfo Brad Fay long and bitter rivalry behind them f for now. Chirac allowed Mitterrand to re- editor-in-chief France has married her century. munists and Barre's unti-cohabition France has satisfied her critics who stand, what message had the voters ject two cabinet candidates to allow timmm. have aruged that her politics have given? Wrote Liberation Editor Serge the President more influence in advertisin g manager defense and foreign affairs. Mitter- business manager scarcely advanced since the post- July: "By not rejecting Mitterrand, William Kules " Wendy Dauphinais Gina Comacchio monarchy years of the 19th century by not giving a great triumph to the rand has agreed to some limited use Rebecca Watts when instability and division were the opposition 'conservatives, ' who must of the decree to help Chirac imple- cornerstones of the numerous treat their marginal majority ment his economic policies without photo editors sports editor assistant sports editors regimes and seemingly countless courteously, one cannot imagine a going to his weak majority in the Mike Salvador Rick Hastings Hal Crimmel governments. weaker message: both sides are con- Assembly. Murohy Matt editorial editor Garret Hinebaucri In the legislative elections last demned to coexist passively." Further demonstrating a .more month which brought on cohabita- moderate and pragmatic approach, production manager Jill Bond lay-out editors . In , the voters had rejected tion - a prime minister and president effect Chirac has hinted that France will be Colette Cote features editors Tad Allyn the turbulent politics of the past, and Jim Frew of opposing parties who rule together less isolationist, at least in terms of arts editor Sue Jacobson of unity, if - France demonstrated a sophistica- opted for a government dealing with terrorism and other in- assista nt featur es stagnation. By rejecting the Carolyn Rhodes edit or advertising sales tion which raised her to a political not of ternational issues. almost iden- art director Adam Ernst er Jeff King equal of the other First World na- Communists and giving On Sunday, Election day, Le tical mandates to the two large contributing editor Chris Parker tions of the 1980s. Monde had named three issues which Hilary Pfeifer catch-all' factions, the French were 1 ' would be the focal .points of the Mike Diamond narrowing in on a consensus as to election. advertising design It was not the results of the elec- how politics should be conducted. Institutions. Following the elec- Allysbn Goodwin tion themselves, but the changes in Even the far right extreme, the Na- tions, the fate of the institutions of Sarah Dooley political culture which they tional Front, faces rejection as the the Fifth Republic would again face s platform includes typists and proofreaders represented, finding expression in the new government' uncertainty. Since 1958, when relatively smooth transition into the ending the proportional voting deGaulle began the current regime, potentially volitile state of cohabita- system which got them in. the President had always controlled Paige Alexander Peter Lull tion. Socialist Emily Isaacs Kathy Reynolds President Francois Without the extremists and left a majority of supporters in Parlia- Mitterand and the new Caroline Kuertne Joyce Seymour conservative with two large and increasingly ment, and consequently, chose the Karen Trenholme Jackie Mullen Prime Minister Jaques Chirac moderate coalitions, the French prime minister from anriong his Pamela Woolley Caroline Nelson understood the message the electorate political climate has taken on an political allies. In 1981 it was proven had given: "work together ," as Le American look. that the regime could be ruled by the Monde editor Andre Fontaine inter- left as well as the center-right, but k_ , J preted it. This political maturation has not they too held a parliamentary majori- come suddenly. It was recognizable ty. The conclusion: the institutions of More specifically, the French elec- after the first socialist victory in 1981 the Fifth Republic will stand. torate had commanded that the new when British academic Jack Hayward Political Climate. The shape and partners in government follow observed: "The strength of the par- color of the French political "coun- moderate policies, avoid conflict, and ty organization hasTncreased where tryside," as Le Monde called it, keep politics out of their daily lives. it used to be weak. Leadership has would be changed. In fact, the Further evidence of this sentiment become personal rather than collec- climate is more moderate, bipoloriz- was the very poor showing of Ray- tive.. . .Party alliance in local election ed and capable of withstanding mond Barre, the supposed front- and in national elections are increas- changes in power. runner in the Presidential election to ingly identical...[but] there has been Economic future. A win by the be held within two years. Barre, a some recent decline in voter tur- conservatives, no matter how small, confrontational politician, had re- nout." is an opportunity for anew economic jected cohabitation as good govern- direction. The Privatization of the ment, and perhaps consequently, lost Since Hayward's observations companies nationalized by Mitter- to a Socialist. were made, these trends have con- rand early in his current term will oc- tinued, notably the falling voter tur- cur. This is debatably the one strong Other than Barre, the March 16 nout which in 1986 was the lowest in policy mandate Chirac possesses, elections produced few real losers. 25 years; eight million of 37 million Le Monde was essentially correct The conservative RPR-UDF coalition registered voters failed to cast ballots. in its assessments of the '86 election had won its majority in the National a grea Declining voter interest is, of - but does it all add up to France mar- t Assembly - albeit a small one; the course, also in line with trends in rying her century at long last? Socialists had fared far better than other modern democracies - especial- In terms of safe political transition, expected - 32 percent of the vote the ly U.S. and Britain. And the in- moderate 'catch-all' parties, and fall- making them the largest single party terest level may be even lower than ing voter interest, yes it does. But this in the Assembly; and the ultra-right summerBet h S. it appears: "I voted because, how may not be as good as it sounds: The -Please hurry up with Bob. The blue light must go on!! B-monst, National Front picked up its first would you say, it was my duty, but Lovc E.Q. Friday lunches French people have joined the rest of , sweaters , birthdays , middle seats , in- seats ever - tying with the Communist it really doesn 't interest me," said a TA- timidation? (yeah , right.) popcorn , rats , gum , fancy the First World in a trend toward giv- You are definitely taking after Alexis (or was she tak- crackers , 4:30 a.m. study ing, changes , certs , party. Normandy factory manager. ing after you all this time?) When you start poking everything—eve n late night Christmas traumas and ing the responsibility for governing _aroun d in the window sill. I'll really be worried. tears. Thanks monst ,, for being awesome ...Now if we The Communists, however , were to pragmatic bureaucrats. can ony make it through next year; never fear we 'll ju st make it one incredible Europea n Parly! the biggest losers. With less than 10 "People really don't care about But what might this mean for Bikinis arc degrading?!! You ' ve got lo be kidding— __=„__ Love , M percent of the vote, they had their politics anymore, " a Parisian student anyway, certainly no more than underwear , n' est -ce Lisa F. democracy? ai pu le faire . VOfLA! pas? Et tu n' as pas ensc que j' Thanks for our room in DU worst showing since World War II agreed. S basemen t!! P.S. It IS possible to be brazen and shy al the same Ann e and Knthy and have consequently been reduced Both 1988 presidential hopefulls in (Fay, a former Echo editor, recent t ime. Cantradictory and infuriating, but possible. Annabanana- Herc 's lo m—in ' around!! • to a marginal political force, die upcoming race, Mitterrand and ly spen t part of his year abroai Sal, Yocy, Andr ea, Planet , Mark, Hedge , Kri s , Suz, _ _ * 1 still have that tape from a champagne party rhrcc Other than rejecting the Com- Chirac recognized that a fight was observing the French elections.) ycats ago. Shall we do it again before wc graduate? We' re going lo have fun next year in DU basement. Car Here' s lo you , a great roomie and even better frie nd! _K_- K &B, You guys re the Greatest neighbors I could have ever Scott J, - asked for. I'll mis you , be good (moving furniture?), Wc saw a squirt walking around with your football well—just try and stay out of (rouble. O.K.? Keep me sweatshirt on Sunday morning. Did you lose it? informedl Observers Love. ' ~~ , M. f o Unda] Letters To The Editor " "* Good luck next year in the real world. I hope you use Pete. your Common Sense hide Llndl. Don 't forget to write. You ' re a Godl You have to! You just hove to! To Lisa , Alison , and Kar en , Love , Marc nnd_Suzann e CONGRATULATIONS anil best wishes for the fu lure . To Suzanne To the editor: by students are beyond—obviously from the govern ment that enable a Imo— I hope you have a bug-free summer. Watch out for wild I would like to express my outrage some arc not, school like Colby to exist. Thanks for a great Saturday afternoon! I hope wc Bungn seek ing Glz Product wastcolds , Hope not to sec didn ' t corrupt Samnnlhn loo badly. Next lime we y ou drooling nnd mindless on Ihe ground , at certain members of the Colby com- David S. Epstein Mistakes in policy may get made schwlll , let i t be Killians! Love, Mnrc t dispute that. The Paper Ba g Society munity who should learn to have along the way, I won' To Mike and Eric- m bothered by the attitude that Ah—The Colby rumor mill. Mere proof of the Y ou hungils will he drooling, mindless , brain dead , some respect for lecturers who visit But I' bored om which surrounds this bubble. Liberal-minded vowel speaking Idiot, wndcolds , vldlol .Giz pr oduct , this institution, 1 am specifically professors and administrators are the sophistica tion , rtghi? ------Nazi punk btin gulotds after thh weekend. _ rcfering to the lecture given by James To the editor: students ' paid servants , with the Mr, Woo- Ctitli y" Thank you for leading the way. Don ' l cry over spilled beer or sh ould I say no beer, Watt last Wednesday night. Whether In reading the letters in last week's unspoken implication that Institu- C and L "*-' " _. , _-. W ench or not one agreed with Mr. Watt is Echo, I was struck by this astounding tions of higher learning should be Have a good year in D.C. Hope to see you nnd your assertion made about Colby: Bifrger Psyched for some " onc-on-onc " withthc C.K.? Take l ove. a person's own prerogative; and in "When conducted according to a some advice—to go for a K.O. via ilie head Is risky . S.K. this , the greatest country in the everything is said nnd done, it is the King/Mc Donald's philosophy: Have Though he doesn ' t have much betwee n the cars , hi s Nymph- ego alone qualifies him as a heavyweight. IT nothing world; we are fortunate enough to be students who run this institution. No Il Your Way,.. Wc Do It All For You know enough lo hnve fun this summer without mc, else , i l will be practice for 3rd floor , Mndni )nn W oman one else is paying to be here-all You. A Fli ght Deck Alum _ able to express those opinions at will, P.S, —Phil , are you listening? lilticr enough for you R osa nnd Crutch- Etiquette, however, beinp,that we are others get paid. " Rampant consumerism may be a m iry cnl or, No? Con miichns Fiestas yel? I kc£p_tryln B, cste vcrnno sera ' en ml ensa , a civilized nation, would dictate that The author of this letter appears to problem in our society at large, but TA- Num crn Tres compiincra jj eciicrin Yon nr c definitely inking aft er Alexis (or wns she tak ' these opinions be given in somewhat be oblivious to the fact that student it ' s always painful to sec evidence of Ing after you all this time? . When you sinrt poking Mnr co- yoti yittg-ynng, your _J_li _rj_ cncM , yoii biingii. of a humanistic manner rather than tuitions only go so far as lo help its having come lo rest at Colby as around in the wind ow sill, I'll reall y be worried, Suzanne- ' Sh y-moviegoer thanks for Mllkcluds nnd n inn , acting like Qtidaffy screaming from defray the operating costs of a col- well. However much I may be in sym- Bikini , nrc degrading?!! You ' v e got lo be kidding— __oi hcr Sue Ihe balcony of some hotel, To tell a lege, while it's the endowment , ma- pathy with students bothered by Ihe anyway, cer tainly no more than underwear, n 'est-c e Culliy and Mandy- public official, or anyone for that jor gifts from trustees , donations spring break room check , I am never- pus? El In n' as pas peruse que j'/ii pu le fnlre , VOILA! Olt no,,, we 'r e nol alcoliollcs-wc just feel more com- fortable gelling In purl Its before Ihe 'ke gs arrive! matter , that you believe he or she from alumni and faculty, student theless disturbed by Ihe notion made P.S, Il IS possible lo he brazen and »liy al the same E. loans, mat ching funds from larger explicit in the quotation above that 1'me, Conirndlciory and Infuriating , bill possible. P,S. Where is our A.A, rcptwnin tlvc? should be killed is resorting to a level ' ~ ' Sal , Yoc y, Andrea , Planet , Mark, Hcdge , Kris, suz, To my roomie ghot i chasers: that I would like to think most Col- foundations, and tax exemptions I slill have thai tape from a champag ne pnrty llircc I don 'l care wlinl Tiid told you, nothing like Ihni has l*n««? 10 years ngo, Shall we do ii again before wc gradua t e? ever happened on singe , nnd not wi th anyone! Cur Tlie minin g one — Mr. Zolov goes to Washington Eric Zo lov Look Recently five Colby students potential places the Soviet Union in investing!). Furthermore, a nuclear traveled over 1 ,400 miles to a precarious position. As Senator test ban cannot be immediately at- Washington D.C. as part of a nation- Cohen (R) wrote in an article for the tained because nuclear devices are an wide university lobby effort against Armed Forces Journal (April , 1985), important element of SDI. "At pre- nuclear weapons. More specifically, "Faced with an awesome array of of- sent roughly 10 percent of the SDI our aim was to encourage our con- fensive and defensive capabilities, the research budget is for nuclear toward N gresspeople (Senators . George Mit- Soviet Union will not rest easy upon weapons, " noted Mitchell. chell and William Cohen and our declaration of peaceful inten- Everything seems to make sense, only m: Representatives Olympus Snowe and tions." Ideally, the long-term goal of in an upside-down, absurd manner. Jack McKernan) to support legisla- SDI is to shift our defensive strategy Surely there Has been legislation tion that would cut back on funding from one of mutual assured destruc- proposed to cut back on funding for for the Strategic Defense Initiative tion, based on an offensive potential, SDI, bring about a test ban, reduce (SDI), enact a nuclear test ban trea- to one of mutually assured defense. offensive missies, etc. But con- f uture; } ty, and reverse the production of Both spell MAD. gresspeople are not always ready to potential first strike weapons such as Yet if , overall, the people we spoke take the political risk of dissension the MX and the Trident submarine 's with agreed with our intentions, why from the bandwagon. Furhermore, new D-5 missile. We all must have then were our arguments rebuffed? geopolitical logic dictates that you realized beforehand that our Why aren' t our congresspeople able bargain from a position of strength. actions—the rally, the discussions, to curb if not reverse the present arms Our representatives believe that they (he lobby—would be mostly sym- race? The answer, if there is one, are doing the right thing. Yet here stop bolic; 15 students from Maine were rests in large part with the complexi- arises the confrontation between two hardly going to affect policy deci- ty of the policy making process itself. "logics": nuclear anihilation is il- sions. Yet , what we encountered in But moreover , it is that the issues logical by every consideration, but Washington was a policymaking ap- themselves have lost nearly all moral allowing the Soviets to 'one up us" paratus so complex and massive that , and rational appeal . The frightening is also illogical by geopolitical con- I , for one, felt not only overwhelm- implications of nuclear nightmare siderations (or at least so goes the ed but somehow defeated by the very have been glossed over by the twisted standard line of reasoning). looking democracy in which I am supposed logic of geopolitical considerations. Our congressional chats were to play a role. Test ban treaties and strategic defense mostly rushed (except with Cohen initiatives have become mere pieces who gave us close to an hour of his Our arguments were based on a ra- to the game, their real implications time). There is always a meeting or tionality that our representatives forgotten. vote to attend to on Capitol Hill. The mostly agreed with. SDI is investing atmosphere is hectic. Everything is back billions of dollars ($5.4 billion pro- As we talked with our represen- simply so overwhelming. Perhaps not posed by the Administration this year tatives in Congress we came to so ironically, we were the ones who alone) in an ideal. Because we would recognize more and more the self- left the lobby more informed on the never actually have the opportunity perpetuating nature of the arms race, issues. Indeed , we entered Cohen's to test out its effectiveness—except in whether in the realm of offense or office, the most conservative of all of a true nuclear exchange—it is naive defense. Our arguments against in- our representatives, anticipating a to believe that such a system will ever creased spending, against nuclear confrontation and left with the feel- Jill Bond replace entirely our current defense testing, against the deployment of ing that we had just sat through based upon offensive mutual assured more advanced weaponry were seminar! Yet there is a choice to be More and more, Ive been notic- the 1980's? I would argue that destruction. As Senator Mitchell , a challenged by the rational that the made between the moral/rational ing these subtle allusions to the although there are parallels, the Democrat , has noted, "Failing such Soviets are doing it all too. And fur- and geopolitical sets of logic. A last 1960's-- the way people are dressing, phenomenon of the 1960's should a test, and without sufficient faith in thermore, that wasn't the point: The abusrdity that left me chuckling, ner- the rise in student protest, the direc- stay where it is - in the past. This is the system's capabilities , we will United States must assert its strength vously, was the quote that it would tion music has taken , and the books a very conservative time, like the never abandon our own defensive against aggressive nations. All of us take somewhere between 600 and people are reading. I often wonder if 1950's, only today we have Ronald systems." who lobbied found these points a lit- 2000 space shuttle flights just to in- perhaps this is a need to return to the Reagan, Jerry Falwell, and the yup- The destabilizing nature of SDI has tle broad. Yet the "truth ," if there stall the thing. Obviously, logic is not past or a mandate for some radical pies. The threat of nuclear war hangs also been recognized by our con- ever is one in such lunacy, is that the a mere mathematical formula. On type of change in the future. I don 't over our heads, terrorism is rampant gresspeople. As long as we were to Soviets have indeed begun develop- whichever side of the equation you know that returning to a past culture in the Middle-East, and we have a maintain (and augment , as we are ment of their own "Initiative. " Our chose to align yourself , I hope that will help us define today's issues or president who has no reservation currently doing) our nuclear research must keep pace with theirs you understand full well the conse- give us any insight as to which direc- about using military might to thwart stockpile, further having a defensive (and who knows how much they are quences of your argument. tion we must go. aggression against the United States. "The 1960's were a time of awaken- The equal rights amendment died in ing out of what seems to have been Congress a couple of years ago, there a period of dormancy. Suddenly is talk of weakening the Civil Rights housewives were burning their bras, Act, and many people want to college students their draft cards, and eliminate affirmative action, Without Morality not esoteric ideal blacks the inner city ghettos of the these legal controls there is little way North. With freedom as their com- to regulate acts of discrimination Mark Viden mon goal, it appears that these acts from the stand point of law . of resistance defined the time. The Everyone is supposedly out to make When discussing politics, 1 am fre- Consider Cuba , Iran , and could have never done this. tranquility of the 1950's had vanish- money and has no social conscience. quently amazed that the majority of Nicaragua. These governments (all of Aid to other countries is NOT the ed forever; and , at times, the chaos It would appear that the spirit of the people see the issues in a very them brutal and corrupt at the time) only issue where morality in govern- " of the 1960's appeared as though it 1960's has been corrupted. pessimistic light. Politics becomes a were supported by the United States. ment should come into play. would never end. spreadsheet in which it is hoped that At the time, we did reap SOME Domestic politics today are too often Vietnam forced the United States It may be the case that we have the plusses outweigh the minuses. benefits. A constant oil supply from influenced by special concerns and to seriously rethink its cold war forgotten some of the ideals of that Our dealings with other nations are Iran and cheap imports from Cuba too little by real need. Social pro- policy. The question of intervention decade but I do not believe that resur- seen as a chess game in which there and Nicaragua. But because the grams for the needy are often the first in the third world was no longer recting the past will answer any ofthe is a victor and a loser. This cold- governments didn 't serve the in- things to go when it comes to reduce simply someone else's problem; it problems which are uniquely 1980's. blooded way of viewing our world is habitants of the country (save for a the budget, Education, also, is given was ours, The committing of a I nstead of protesting, growing out not only wrong, but it is impractical. few rich insiders) they were over- the short end of the stick in this coun- significant number of American our hair and taking as many Morality in government. The state- thrown. And the United States lost try when it should be our highest soldiers abroad brought home to this psychedelic * as we can get our hands ment seems to read to some as its hold. priority. country the question of how far were on , we should instead think about idealistic trash which has no basis in "Bullshit," the critics argue. We we willing to go to combat com- positive ways to address real iss ues. the "real world." However, I would have to counter the Russians who After all , a democracy cannot munism abroad. The days of civil disobedience are content that a moral foreign and ARE supplying their side with arms, function in which there is illiteracy The civil rights movement and the gone. It 's not so much that the domestic policy is the prudent one for Yet look at what the Russians have and poverty (the 1980 census reports women's movement protested against answer lies in the system and that this country. For example, let's look done. They have gone into countries that 10 percent of Americans are the status quo, begging for the equali- there is no room for dissent, it is a t our involvemen t in Centra l where the U.S. has failed and they functional illiterates and that number ty that was rightfully theirs. Neither simply that modes of thinki ng America. Several senators, including have brought such necessities as food is increasing every year). Thus, it movement , however, was able to change. We ' re much more Christopher Dodd (D-CT), argue and clothing to the people. Cuba's seems to me immoral that the Reagan completely change the hearts and sophisticated than we were twenty that humanitarian aid should be our literacy rate, for example, after Administration is devoting billions of minds of the American people. And, years ago and our actions should at- only form of involvement in that Castro came into power jumped con- dollars on weapon researcli while try- to a certain extent, those attitudes tempt to demonstrate that , Wc don' t region , Their rational e is simple: siderably and life for peasants in ing to cut such basics as Medicare. which existed before "I have a need to picket to augment change , friendly, long-term assistance will Nicaragua has improved (although What is this country 's priorities? If dream " and "The Feminine Mysti- our anger no longer needs to be ex- eventually pay off for us, The tha t 's not saying much • after we cont inue to walk over (trample que" continue to pervade our society. pressed violently because vvc unders- populations of these countries will Somoza). And are the Russians suc- on!) the needy, homeless, and poor The rise of the drug culture em- tand how lo channel ourselves grow to like the United States because ceeding with military force in of this country, they will eventually phasized the need for a new perspec- constructively. this country had provided food , Afganistan? No! rise up and resist, Violence will be tive with which to look nt the world. The social change of the I MCV.s hospitals, and education. Perhaps the best, example of the their answer. Turning on was not a cop out, it was was in response to that time nnd What is our policy now? Although success of humanitarian aid was the Thus morality in politics is not an simply an alternative. It was an at- functioned wjjhin that particular wc do prov ide some humanitarian Marshall Plan, Under this massive esoteric ideal that has no place in tempt to go beyond what there was mind set , The problems of the 1980's aid , the bulk of it goes to supplying plan wliich rebuilt Europe, the such "sophisticated" areas. Rather , and find something more, And are the same, but they 're also tlif- arms to whichever faction we happen United States Itept careful watch of it is n necessity. Because, as the whi te generally this was true of everything l ercn't , and to be true to ourselves we to be supporting at the time. While where the money went to and corrup- Sout h African government is about the 1960's, everyone searching must address them accordingly. I)y ' the U.S. may achieve a short-term tion wns at a minimum. The result? discovering, people will only tolerate for more whether that was freedom, mimicking some social phenomena of victory, it seems clear that eventual- Europe aind Japan rebounded with being abused for so long. Hopeful- sexual liberation , or heigh tened the past we are only cheating ly, another group (most likely anti- amazing results and democracy was ly, the United States will learn this consciousness. ourselves out of what could boa true U.S.) will take control . assured. Guns and other weapons lesson before its too late. Bu t what docs this have to do with resolution of real problems. Lette rs To The Editor the college is some sort of country you call the administration's denial through the efforts of students and wish to join an off campus fra ternal To the Editor: club where education (and social life of certain students' rights to form (or administration an astounding $775 organization have as much right to On Sunday April 27th Locomotion at Colby is a subset of that) should continue) their own social groups (or was raised for Waterville's Soup do so as they would if they were to Band held Colby's first "Freedom be dished up for dues-paying the expulsion of members of these Kitchen—through the fast on April join the Ku Klux Klan. The ad- Music Festival"_ at the Gould Music members according to their dictates. groups) being exclusive? With a glass 24th , in addition to approximately ministration , most especially Dean Shell. The festival demonstrated their Protest by students is healthy both house as fragile as the administra- $300 raised for Waterville's shelters Seitzinger , have shown their belief in the brotherhood of for themselves and for the institution. tion's is, they should refrain from for the homeless through the "Light" hypocrisy when stating, "we believe humanity. But an educational milieu in which throwing so many stones. Concert in March , and the Colby that individual rights are due . the This festival manifested Locomo- students regard themselves as Ms. Seitzinger then goes on to say Women's race on April 26th. Several deepest respect." It seems the ad- tion's support , for the boycott of privileged customers who must be fed that her office has been receiving Turkey dinners at Thanksgiving as ministration must have a secret clause "Sun City" and musicians who in- whatever morsels of learning they complaints from students regarding well as items of clothing and toys at versus fraternity members. tentionally or unintentionaly support want , and in the particular manner pressure to join the now underground Christmas were donated to make the An administration who "firmly ^ apatheid and legal racism in South they want it , before they go along on fraternities. But why are supposedly holidays easier for many Waterville oppose...intolerance of alternate Africa by performing there. Many of their way is not healthy for anyone. exclusive organizations going out of residents. I could write forever on the lifestyles" but continues to threaten you may have heard of the "Sun Ci- their way to recruit new members? I lives and hearts that were touched with expulsion members of off cam- ty: Musicians Against Apartheid," David Lubin think that the word "exclusive" has through Colby's efforts this year. pus fraternities does not deserve nor project or even have, listened to the Assistant Professor of Art been used in the incorrect context Listing every person involved receive much trust , faith , or respect. record they made. You may also have and American Studies here. The author of this letter should would take a long time, and be very Fraternity members choose, and will asked yourselves what are "Sun Ci- examine her reasoning a little more difficult, however you know who you continue to choose their own ty" and apartheid and why are many closely. are—THANK YOU VERY MUCH! lifestyles. This choice is in direct ac- musicians against both. I would especially like to thank Joyce cord to the fundamental ideals of a To the editor: The second main problem I found Let us begin with apartheid, which McPhetres-Maisel for her encourage- liberal arts education. I would like to take this opportuni- was Dean Seitzinger's claim of the in Afrikaans is pronounced APART- ment and support in the efforts of the In actuality how many freshmen ty to express my disgust and disap- administration's belief in "openness HATE. What does this term mean volunteers. and sophomores chose Colby because pointment with those of you who and equal access to housing" and and why is it so offensive?? it means I encourage you all to continue the it was an environment free of frater- .pent the better part of Spring Car- that the former fraternities were in total separation of the races by law, relationship with Waterville residents nities? I don 't quite recall it being a nival threatening, harassing and van- violation of these rights. I have two i.e. legalized racism. The entire struc- through volunteering. This year was factor. The totally open residential dalizing last weekend. For the past disputes with this statement. First of " ture of law and government in South only the beginning. life system" (that has over 40 seniors four months., I have been planning all, the seven fraternity houses on Africa is basd on racial HATRED Thank you and God bless without housing) obviously is a flop and organizing this event for the en- "frat row" were built solely as a and this is why the world finds it of- Perrin Boyd in many aspects. No rooms, no uni- tire student body and would have result of the fraternities ' desire to fensive and intolerabe. ty, no FUN, Colby College has been welcomed any input or assistance have chapter houses on Mayflower White racial hatred against the a great example of what a student from those of you who chose to voice Hill when the campus of the college black is consuming the whites and doesn 't want college to be like. That your opinion when it was far too late. was moved. They made an agreement To the editor: making them miserable at the same " is why students come to the fraterni- For those of you who had problems with the college to pay for half of the I have two comments to make and time that it is producing death misery ty, to enjoy friends and be a part of with the way things were run , you cost of the construction right away, a plea. I believe that your paper pro- and tragedy for the blacks. It defiles something that has meaning. were more than welcome to help in with these funds coming from then tects Mark Viden. I wrote a scathing South Africa's social atmosphere ane the planning of the weekend. (late 1940's and early 50's) present letter to the editor two weeks ago To conclude, off campus frater- debases every variety of human con- At many events, including the late chapter members and affluent alum- criticizing him for what he has writ- nities will exist at Colby whether the tact in that country. Hatred has made night doughnuts and the concert , ni. The other half was loaned to them ten. It was not published and I am administration likes it or not. In fact. white South Africans slaves of evil. there was damage done. Rather than by Colby, to be paid back over an truly annoyed. Secondly, the editorial the administration would do The same hate has "brought that pay , at the most $6, for the entire amortization period of forty years. dealt with patriotism and I feel it themselves and the Commons system beautiful land to the brink of hellish weekend some people chose instead Therefore, I do not understand why would be appropriate especially a much needed bost by acknowledg- turmoil and race war. to abuse and harass rather than corn- the trustees and administration because of the recent events in the ing fraternities. "Harassment of any But what is "Sun City," you might ply with the guest list policy. There argued that the rest of the students world. sort {has] no place on our campus," ask, what has it got to do with apart- is no reason that those of the guest should have equal rights to occupy On to another more pleasant sub- including the administrations' harass- hate? Sun city is a $90 million list should be paying for others to the fraternity houses. They were built ject. I thank the college for . their ment of the freedom of assembly, pleasure resort located in the heart of drink for free simply because they by and for the fraternity members. bringing Mr. Watt to the campus it Choice, and individual privacy. The vast rural povery in managed to sneak in to the party. The second dispute involves the is nice to see a conservative as a time has come for the administration Bophuthatswana, a so-called Contrary to what some of you migh t new commons residential life system. speaker. I wonder why there was so to listen to the majority of students, homeland. When South Africa took believe, the administration is not Ms. Seitzinger calls the newly in- much protest to his speaking. We those who desire the acknowledge- citizenship away from blacks it tried responsible for providing the student stituted plan "a totally open residen- conservatives have as much right to ment of fraternities. The continua- to apologize for this injustice by body with carnival weekends, and it tial life system". If this is true, why a speaker who shares our opinions as tion of oppression can only lead to creating black nations or homelands is your fellow students who work have I been living on the third floor those who are the left . This is a free the further movement of Colby into within South Africa and giving hard to plan these events that some of Dana hall for the past three years? country and we do want to have op- its dark annals. Or worse, a confron- blacks citizenship and the. right to of you choose to consistently ruin. Why are there separate room selec- posing viewpoints. It was quite tation with Uncle Sam for impending vote in these areas only. The trouble Because of the incident during the tions for each common? Sure, there disturbing to see some of those who fundamental rights. with this policy is that these concert Saturday night , chances are is a secondary all-campus room disagreed with Mr. Watt interupting homelands are nothing more than there will never be alcohol served in draw. But I wouldn't call it opefi. I him. It was both rude and stupid, Tim Mathieu puppet states. Located on the poorest the gymnasium again. I would be sur- was forced, because of my low why show Mr. Watt that Colby Col- Michael S. Paul land and lacking significant resources prised if any more bands from the number, to participate in the all- lege is full of rude students. At the or development they are little more Boston area would be willing to come campus selection this year. My least let the man finish what he is than large pools of labor for the in- to Colby after the embarassing choices? Doubles in Dana, Foss, and saying. dustries of white South Africa. my plea To the editor: display of ignorance and immaturi- Woodman halls. Next is to those who have THEY ARE A SHAM AND A , We hope that everyone enjoyed ty that was seen Saturday night. I will close by saying this, sure, the a conservative viewpoint SPEAK FARCE. No one recognizes their in- OUT YOUR OPINION AND SAY themselves at the shell party on Fri- After working hard and long to Greek system had room for signifi- day night. Unfortunately, an ig- dependence but South Africa. Blacks cant improvement. But instead of IT LOUD. The only ones who speak organize last weekend's Spring Car- norant few spoiled the ambiance of feel that these homelands are tools trying to iron out the problems, are the liberals and the radicals. Two nival, it was disapointing enough the the evening. Seldom do members of used by South Africa to cover up trustees took it upon themselves to conservatives go up and spoke at Mr. when the weather ruined some of the the Colby student body have the op- their denial of citizenship in the land create a new system. It was suppos- Watt 's lecture (I was one of them.) events, but I never thought so many portunity to share good company and of their birth and the right to vote. ed to solve the fraternity question and and just a few spoke at the Libya of my fellow students would also good music (thanks to It 's All Done Sun City, with its swimming pools, disappoint me with their embarass- put a new spark into the social life discussion. We must unite and speak scantily clad chorus girls, its soft our mind, we should not let the voice With Mirrors) in a beautifu l natural ing and inconsiderate behavior. here at Colby. And I gave it time. But setting at no cost. porn movies, discotheques, casino^ now, almost two full years since the of Colby be that of the far left. Please J anet Kelley Yet , there was a cost , and it was artificial lake, and big game reserve. onset of the "Commonist Revolu- I beg speak your mind. We should get Spring Carnival Chairperson suffered by people who trusted. is part of a major attempt to win over tion ," it becomes more and more together and form a strong political world opinion in support of apar- and ideological group so we can bet- Trusted in the true spirit of the col- p clear to me that this whole process , theid. How does it hope to do this? o the editor: ter take on forces of the left . There lege. It is unfortunate, however that was carried out by people with no feel a few shortsighted individuals could It hopes to do this by atttracting big I would like to take this opportuni- for the needs and wants of students is a Republican club but it is very in- names to Sun City. Frank Sinatra, ty to address a few of the issues active at best. I personally will not let lake advantage of an event sponsor- here at Colby today; people more ing the meshing of students diverse, for example, was offered $1.6 million presented in Dean of Students Janice concerned with building up this others speak for me and you should to appear at Sun City. Why? So that Seitzinger's letter to the Colby com- not either. UNITE. but yet, common in terests for their school's reputation than with the sole own personal monetary gains. We are apartheid and hatred would appear munity on April 16, 1 feel that many reason for this institution's existence: A vociferous conservative, benign, harmless, fun, and most of of the statements that Ms. Seitzinger Andrew I. Dodge '89 referring to the disappearance of the Colby students. three kegs from the shell on Friday all, respectable. Even though the ma- made in this letter were totally off Christopher C. Watt '87 jority of black South Africans and base, both in terms of my own ex- evening, an event which was follow- ed by the subsequent removal of a many whites reject hatred and Sun perience here at Colby, as well as City, big money attracts stars, such those of the rest of the student body. fourth empty barrel from the Drum- To the editor: Students arc entitled to rights of in- mond laundry room. as Millie Jackson, Cher, Glen Camp- One statement particularly I'd like to take a brief moment to divdual privacy and our constitu- Those of us that took the time and bell and Linda Ronstndt. demands attention: "We (the ad- thank all those people that made the tional right of freedom of assembly, the financial commitment to make What can you do and how can you ministration) believe in openness and first year of the Colby Volunteer these are nol issues which have the shell rock last Friday are just learn more? Come to the "Freedom equal access to housing and to all Center a success. So often wc com- developed in the past few weeks, they plain down on the polookas that took Nights" at the Coffeehouse Wednes- campus activities and organiza- plain about Colby apathy and self- have evolved and compounded since our barrels. One last word of thanks day May 7 and Thursday May 8 and tions." When speaking of equal ac- interest , however many people have their origin in January 1984. With the to all those brothers and sisters that learn how you can become PART OF ces to all campus activities and dedicated their time, skills, and theft of fraternal documents the ad- made the taps flow and especially the THE SOLUTION and not PART OF organizations, she is obviously refer- especially love towards helping peo- ministration had committed not on- members and friends of It's All Done THE PROBLEM. Support the in- g t t i , which she rin o the fra ernit es ple less fortunate than themselves this ly an unethical action against the stu- With Mirrors. itiative started by Locomotion and labels "exclusionary institutions". year. These students were involved In dent body, they had also attempted Let 's make these final weeks of Artists Against Apartheid. STAND Okay, so they were only open to many different areas of volunteering. to concea l a direct infringement on spring semester worth remembering! UP FOR FREEDOM. males, but tliere were also the They did carpentry work for area the rights guaranteed each and every sororities. And as to the supposed ex- resid ents, served mea ls at the soup citizen of these United States. p i s Dallas. L. Browne ' clusive attitude of the frats: I honestly Tom Tom k n kitchen entertained children and The administ ra tion 's accusat ion of Mike R icci Assistant Professor of Black Studies think that just about anyone who elderly as clowns, played with and flagrant disregardment of Colby Gavin Mur phy and Anthropology wanted to become a fraternity loved children , visited with lonely policy has surpassed the grounds of Tom Reed member before the 1984 decision elderly folks , befriended blind "College policy," The concern now Mitch Cook could have. And besides, would n 't teenagers...the. list noes on. Also Is t he realization thai students who ¦ km .!; mb»1 - -- , . --.. . • '- * - *¦!>!> . '.- TW ._ . .. __ ._, ._...... w-^ -.. It my . %. CalbrJ gcl|0 Art S May 8, 1986 Page 11 U___ m______HBnnHnMmnm ^ Symphony ends season spectacularly Senior Art Show Opens by Dave Trainer Under the magnificent direction of by Sean Collins Jonathon Hallstrom , the Colby All year long, the most aspiring ar- Community Symphony Orchestra tists at Colby have been working once again provided an exciting even- diligently in those glass-walled rooms ing of entertainment to- an en- of Bixler to bring to the community thusiastic audience Sunday. The a rtwork that is as good as the works works performed represented a wide of the most highly acclaimed contem- range of styles over the course of porary artists. music history-from Beethoven up to The Senior Art Show is an anual 20th century American composer display of works by some of Colby 's Charles Ives. most talented art students. This year 's The highlight of the night would collection includes eight artists , a ll of have to have been Ray Pellerin 's whom were selected by a jur y. gifted piano playing of Beethoven 's Feat ured artists are: David Larkin , "Concerto No. 3." Pellerin is a Amy Melker , Valerie Claff , Robin native of Waterville, and drew a good Scheuer, Madeleine Budnick , Heidi number of Waterville residents to Langius, Jim Frew , and Juliana Lorimer Chapel that night. Hayden. The program started off with Hec- All of the artists have completed the tor Berlioz's "Le Carnaval Remain ," necessary two years of study in a par- written in the mid-l9th century. The ticular medium , prerequisite for entry orchestra did a marvelous job of into the Senior Art Show. Although making this piece both exciting and many pieces are the fruits of long hours accessible to the listening audience. in the Colby studios , many are deriv- Hallstrom seemed to be very emo- ed from sources of inspiration beyond tional while directing the piece, as Mayflower Hill. was evident by his body movements The Senior Art Show is not man- and gestures. The crowd wildly datory for the art major, it is rather a cheered the performance of the piece place of honor for the department 's after it had ended. most talented and respected artists. The next part of the program was The Colby Community Symphony Orchestra performed spectacularly at the last of its concert series various genres of painting and Charles Ives' "The Unanswered Sunday, in the chapel. sculpture have been smoldering within Question." This interesting composi- Featured in the concert were works by Berlioz, Ives, and Beethoven. Topping off the concert was these media-filled rooms for many tion attempts to question and answer a magnificent piano solo by Ray Pellerin of Waterville, who performed Beethoven's "Concerto No. 3". mon ths now. Finally, the creativity has non-musical ideas (such as been unleashed and is now on disply philosophica l and political ones) sidering the somewhat dissonant particular piece. "He makes it look SO easy!", and in the Jette Art Museum. The name of through the use of a musical nature of the 20th century by gosh, she was right. The piece was this artistic culmination is, simply "dialogue" between a trumpet composition. After intermission came the typical of Beethoven with its enough , the Senior Art Show and it is (played by Dennis Harrington), highlight performance of the night. dramatic and powerful themes in the free to all students and faculty. which asks a "question," and four The performance of "Carmen Ray Pellerin , a graduate of Water- Allegro sections and melodic and Descending the steps en route to the flutes (played by Jean Rosenblum, Suite No. 2" by George Bizet was, ville High School, enthralled the au- pretty themes in the slow section. lower level of the museum , one en- Margaret Beier, Deborah Greene, in my opinion , not as strong as the dience with his piano skills in the or- Overall, the orchestra did an counters the dynamic and fresh face of and Elisa Pepe) which "answer" the other parts of _ the program . chestra's performance of Beethoven 's outstanding job Sunday night, and all Marylin Monroe intermingled with trumpet's question. The piece also in- However, the last section ofthe com- "Piano Concerto No. 3." His fast involved in the project should be con- classical statuettes and visages of Mona cludes other parts of the orchestra. position, the "Dance Boheme," was arpeggios, scale passages, and gratulated . It is lucky for a college of Lisa. This sets the mood for the It was very well played and drew played with intensity and built in tem- chromatic runs appeared to come this size to be able to perform a pro- freshness and diversity of the works to strong applause from the crowd, po to an exciting climax. The trumpet naturally to the pianists' fingers. The gram ofthe nature with such skill and be encountered by the viewing patron. ability. which I thought was interesting con- section was especially strong in this girl sitting next to me commented, Continued page 12 - 'Brazil ' - . -: It 's worth the tri p by Cabot Harrison Philbrick Gilliam 's film isn 't one that you'd think , however, than many Python I walked into the Railroad Square ;o to see for its special effects alone. films are fragmented and sketchy. Cinema last Saturday night to see •Brazil" isn ' t "Dune" or the "Star "Brazil" is also incredibly funny at "Brazil" and who should I bump in- Wars " trilogy. The special effects of times and its dark humor reflects the to but Scott Briody and Chip Birch , he movie are impressive at times, but Python influence, but it is often very the Siskel and Eibert of in- Gilliam has created , in his fantastic thoughtful, too. For example, I really discrimanating movie viewers ;ityscope, more of a surreal at- ca red for the main character and felt everywhere. They,were eating baked mosphere than a tangible world. indignant at his victimization. brie in the restaurant section of the Gilliam 's future isn 't the antiseptic , "Brazil seemed to me to be like a cinema and looking very much like Tomorrowland future of a "Loga n 's Monty Python skit that was allowed very sensitive guys. They 'd seen the Run ," but one that is simply our own to develop and grow. film , so I asked them how they like present with all of its disharmony and I didn 't give away the ending of it, Briody and Birch gave "Brazil" ugliness extrapolated. This makes the "Brazil" because I want you to see the "thumbs down "; in view of this , film extremely effecjive as a com- it (although f will say that Norman I went into the theater expecting a mentary of modern life. Bates turns out to be his own really good movie. I wasn ' t "Brazail" is a very sensual movie , mother). People liked hearing me rag disappointed— "Brazil" is easily one especially visually, and the viewer 's on "9 1/:Weeks;-' ' but very few peo- of the best films that I've seen so far senses are under attack for its dura- ple actually got a chance to see it, this year. lion. It is Gilliam 's erratic camera as This is because even that notorious "Brazail ," directed , by Terry much as the movie's intricate plot wasteland , the Cinema Center , saw Gilliam , is a comic fantasty about a that keeps the viewer' s interest pi- that the film was a clog and quickly harried civil servant (Jonathan qued throughout what might other- dropped it. I don' t care—"9 V. Prycc), who falls in love with a wise be a long film. Weeks" was a lousy movie. "Brazil ,' woman truck driver (Kim Greist) and Gilliam is a member of the Monty on the other hand , is an excellent must protect her from the totalitarian Python troupe, (Michael Palin ap- movie and is available to you. I am government thai he serves, The pears in "Braza il" and is, to the best told by my Railroad Square schedule movie is set in a kind of 1984-csquc of my knowledge, the movie 's only (—you know , the trash mail that you future regulated not by Big Brother other connection with Monty drop on lo thc.mnilroom floor along but by ft vast bureaucracy whose Pyt hon,) Although it is difficult to with the 'Feminist Fortnight handouts complexity is matched only by iis in- review "Brazil" withoufthinkin gof and the Psych , 111 surveys—- ) thai eptitude , (It . reminded me somewhat movies produced by the Python "Brazil" will be playing there of our own Commons System), grou p, I believe that this movie is , in throu gh May 15. If I were you, Id "Brazil" stars Jonathan Pryce, Robert DeNIro, Kathleen Helmond, "' ryec, as he tries to help his drenin many respects , richer and more snlis- blow off a couple of hours of study- larfHolm, Bob Hoskins, Michael Palin and Kim Greist, Screenplay <, irl ,. encounters terrorists , secret fying than movies like "The Holy ing during the next week and gel by Terri Gullllam, Tom Stoppard, and Charles McKeown. "Brazil" >olicc, a heroic plumber (Robert Grail " and "The Meaning of Life. " clown to Railroad Square; "Brazil" will play through 15 May at Railroad Square, ' DcNIro) nnd several miles of heating Don ' l get me wrong, I think Python is a movie that I think people will I net s. films nrc incredibly funny. I also really enjoy. ¦¦¦ ¦¦¦ ¦¦¦ " ¦ ¦' " ¦"" »"' Art Show The show, in general, is a wonder- characters of Egyptian or Greek art. most impressive collection of wood and ful hodge-podge of colors, abstract and Perhaps the most unique facet of this welded steel sculptures. Languis does traditional forms, and artistic ingenui- work is its "unfocused" appearance; a commendable job in choosing-the ap- ty. All of the participants have proven it 's as it one were looking at it through propriate media to set the "right" themselves as accomplished artists and an outdated lens prescription. mood, of her piece. For example, the who great promise in the future—there Both Jim Frew and Amy Melk er in- wood used for "Embryo," a portrayal is no doubt of this in my mind. corporate black and white prints into of a baby in the mother's womb, However, especially impressive is the their somewhat abstract art forms. establishes a convincingly tranquil and work of a few artists in particular who Frew seems to make the otherwise dull, secure ambience. Overall, Heidi's have gone beyond expectation and stagnant figures on canded black and figures are dynamic, real, and deserve therefore demand special recognition. white prints come alive by adding col- one's undivided, thoughtfu l attention . One such artist/painter is David or highlights in just the right places. If you're interested at all in the Larkin. His success is transcended by Melker, already proving her artistic Senior Art Show, the Jette Museum is his choice of an manipulation of finesse in her painting abilities, boes open from 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. and media. Some of Larkin's works seem beyond conventional methods to use as from 1 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. on Monday to present a paradox—combining oil backdrop strips from the stock ex- through Saturday, and from 2 p.m. to based paint and aluminum foil back- change listings and newspaper articles. 4:30 p.m. Sunday. ing creates a hard , yet gracefully soft This approach serves to remind the These works created should be image in his impressive work , "Sponge public of the continuity of life and the witnessed by those who appreciate art Bath." Another of Larkin's works is basis of our society—money—behind for its composition or even just for its titled "Rhada-Krishna-Lila." In this the serenity ofthe superimposed land- aesthetic value. 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Thomas & Colby Students with s, CD EC DCni T Get 10% discount ID' May 8, 1986 Page 13 B ¦______n__H__a_____M__BHN_fl_KM______-_-M_____MH_H__B^^ Men s lax upsets Bates by Karen Lawes Bates nine shots on net. Bates came back with one with a Colby had a slow quarter offensively minute to go but could manage no The Colby men 's lacrosse team had in the third and could not manage a more in that minute, suffering their oiie of their best showings ofthe season goal. Meanwhile, Bates could not first loss to an ECAC team this season. last Thursday upsetting Bates 8-7. The manage to get the ball out of their end Colby Captain Gus Wilmerding prais- Mules, out to revenge an earlier loss of the field , failing on seven clears ed his team's efforts and said it was this seaso n , dominated the game from while executing three successfully. one of the best games of his college the start. Sterling play by the Bobcats ' Besides stopping Bates' clears, Colby career. goalie, Chris White, kept Bates in the was tough in their own end shutting Colby had two games after the Bates game to the end. In spite of smooth Bates down in close man-to-man play. game, the first falling to New England team play by Colby, Bates got a fast Despite Colby 's efforts, Bates manag- College 21-7, and the final game of the break resulting in a goal eleven minutes ed to score two goals, both on man up season Colby defeated UMass-Boston into the first quarter. At this point , situations , taking the lead 4-3. Colby 19-12. Colby had outshot Bates 15-3 but had only seven seconds of man up play Gus Wilmerding ended the season White's 10 saves had kept Colby off in the third quarter. with the most points , 51". Freshman the board thus far. However , with a Eight seconds into the fourth quarter Rob Erdmann (29-6-35) and junior An- minute left in the first quarter , Colby Rob Erdmann tied it up for Colby with dy Palmer (17-13-30) both broke the was a man up and Gus Wilmerding an extra man goal off a pass from thirty point mark. Seniors Mark Burke found Greg Cunningham situated at Reihl Mahoney. One minute later. Gus (10-13-23) and Reihl Mahoney the left post for Colby's fi rst goal , At Wilmerding scored off a pass from (20-5-25) did well in their final season. the end of the quarter the teams were Mark Burke to put Colby back in the Other big scorers this season were Joe tied at one. lead. Bates tied the game again a Bisson (15-2-17), Kevin Plummer Colby came out strong in the second minute later and the game remained a (10-9-19), Chuck Burke (7-4-11), Greg period , Reihl Mahoney scoring an defensive battle for most of the quarter Cunningham (6-3-9) and Garret unassisted goal a minute into the until Colby broke the ice scoring back Hinebauch (4-2-6). Many other players quarter , and Kevin Plummer fed Joe apart; Gar- contributed to the scoring this season closing to back goals 13 seconds Baseball Bisson to put Colby up by two halfway ret Hinebauch and Gus Wilmerding and this coupled with strong play by through the quarter. Bates answered were responsible for the unassisted defensemen Bill Clapp, Steve Getto, In the last two weeks, the Colby The Ca rdinals also came up with 3 with one goal 10 minutes into the tallies. Bates answered with one goal Taylor Henderson and Ed Barr as well men 's baseball team has been up and more in the top of the 6th to lengthen quarter but Colby remained in the lead a minute later but Colby widened the as net-minder Doug Parker was the down. Two weekends ago, the Mules their lead to 8. But in the bottom of going into the half. Mules netminder , lead again to two with only two and strong team effort that gave Colby a took on the Colonels or Curry College that same inning, the Mule bats ex- Doug Parker, kept Bates away in the a half minutes left on a man-up goa l successfu l season. The team 's final in a double header out at Coombs ploded. Calendrella hit his second first half allowing only two goals for by Erdrriann, assisted by Mahoney. record was 8-5. Field. Both games were blow-outs, home run in as many innings to lead with Colby prevailing 10-3 and 14-7 . a 7-run onslaught. After that came last Tuesday 's game against the Bates Bobcats. It was a Women s lax ends seesaw affair , with the lead changing ' hards several times. The Bobcats came The score was now 14-13. Reliever by Garret Hinebauch In their last week of play, the mules the game for their accomplishments. out on top, though , 7-5. Then on Rich Mueller was now on the mound. lost to the male starved women of Another leading scorer was Kim Thursday, it was the University of He did a great job of shutting down The Colby Women 's Lacrosse team Wheaton 15-5 on Friday, but were able Groton with seven goals. Maine at Presque Isle (Presque Isle, for the potent Wesleyan bats, which ac- finished their season against Bates to bounce back to bury New England you geography buffs, is about as far counted for 21 hits. He shut them out yesterday. Results were unavailable at College 25-1 on Saturday. Against Wheaton Coach Pluck said away from civilization as you can get.) in the last 3 innings , giving up only 4 presstime. A little lacking in the win TheMong trip they made was all for hits over that span. The Mules were column , 3r7, Coach Debbie Pluck had the team played well but just weren 't naught as the Mules sent them back to also in the 7th and 8th innings, bu t they hoped for a better record . Despite these able to score. Leading scorers in that Nowhere's-ville after a 15-1 pasting. came alive in the bottom of the 9th. shortcomings. Pluck said she was In the win against NEC, Colby On Saturday, the Bantams of Trinity After a lead-off walk by Jim Kaufman , goals pleased with the team and that they dominated play from the opening whis- game were Laylin Ottlie with two journeyed up to Waterville to play a Doug Scalise grounded into a DP. were a great group to work with. tle. They outshot the , women of Not and the assist , Mel Brown scored a goal double-header against the Mules. They They were one out away from another Even College 39-5. In the scoring col- and an assist , Lori Raveis tallied one went home happy, with wins of 13-5 heartbreaker. But it wasn 't over yet. umn, two school records were broken. and 8-7. In looking to next season , Pluck sees Bob Murray came up with a pinch-hit Laylin Ottlie set a new goal scoring goal, and Karen Reilly added two wald. Sid Babb singled to left-center. a talented group coming back but mark with eight goals for the game. , who started on seniors Lay lin Ottlie and Jessica assists. Players of the game were Jane Then Kent O'Leary, She also added four assists. Mel Brown the mound and gave up 8 runs , Treslow will be hard to replace. Each they led added three goals and five assists. Nicols and Jessica Treslow as The game this past Sunday, against was the core of the tea m 's offense and redeemed himself by beating out a These five assists gave her a school the Wesleyan Cardinals, was one of the defense respectivel y. Both players are the defense with checks, blocks , and grounder that was hobbled by the se- record of twenty assists on the season. highlights of Colby 's season. After the cond baseman. Finally, a clutch single up for All New England Honors. • ground balls. Mel and Laylin were named players of first 4 '/: innings , the outlook for the through Ihe hole in the left side of the mules was quite dismal. They trailed infield by Jamie Arsenault d rove in 11 -1. In Ihe bottom of the inning, they both Murray and Babb to ice the vic- picked up 5 more runs. Britino round- tory. Mueller picked up the win. The Hockey ' s ten greatest f lakes trippers by Doug Calendrella and Joey Mules ' final game ofthe season is this Marcouz , but the score remained 11-6, Saturday, awa v at Bates. Although the Rangers might not he burned. penalty boxes, and reams of newspaper think anything is very funny now , as 3. Tiny Tim-He loved hockey even copy. (hey are on the brink of playoff before Miss Vickie, 7. Eddie Shore-When players on his elimination , their Director of Public 4. Phil Watson-Watson to a group of team didn 't play, they sold popcorn or Relations , John Halligan , once listed reporters: "Gentlemen , I have nothing changed lightbulbs in the arena. his choice of hockey 's ten greatest to say. Any questions? " 8. Jerry Mitchell-The NY Post reporter quiz who described a penalty shot as "a Sports flakes. 5. Fern Gauthier-They said he couldn 't drink with a bar rest." put the puck in the ocean , and from 1. What did Houston Astros' reliever A. The fourth 1, 9. Bob Plager-One of the premier prac- Gilles Gratton-Reincarnatcd as a New York's Battery Park he proved Frank LaCorte do with his uniform B. The eighteenth goalie after being a soldier in the tical jokers. Ihcm right—his first shot hit a parking after yielding four juns in a scoreless C. Any overlooking a pool of molten Spanish Inquisition . 10. Gary Simmons-He once bought an sign. 1982 game against Montreal? lava. 2, Derek Sanderson-There arc those expensive saddle , although he didn 't 6. Howie Young-His madcap career A. He burned it. lived on the $100 bills , own a horse. who could have covered thirteen seasons countless B. He sent it to the dry cleaner. 4. How many points is a shoe jud ged C. He wore it on his trip to the Far East "horrible " worth in Vermont 's rotten lo acquire wisdom, snea k er' contest? A. One Bikers raise charity funds 2. What invaded the field and caused B. Two by Mari Jo Spurr hundred dollars , bttt .won 't be known Foundation provided prizes, including the cancellation of a minor league C. That 's a tough call. About a dozen students participated precisely until sponsor sheets are turn- T-shirts , for those bikers who brought game at Midland , Texas in 1 972? in a bikc-a -,thon to benefit the Cystic ed in and money collected , according in the most money. The bike club A. Grasshoppers. 5. What teamls chairman , Donald Fibrosis Foundation lost Sunday, ac- to Lapp. hopes to make the bike-n-t lion an an- B. Locusts. Grant , urged fans to be patient , noting: cording t o Phil Lapp, president of the nual event, though other charities will C. A group of rowdy fans with bad "After all , you don 't breed a bike club, Lapp said that the bike clu b has be considered. breath. thoroughbred horse overnight "? A. The New York Mets Severn I st uden t s rode u p t o 50 mi les wanted lo hold a bikc-a-tlion for some Lapp said that all prospective bike B. The Toronto Blue Jays and ni lensi one biker rode even fur- time unci was looking for an organiza- club members arc welcome and to get 3. Which tee dp golfers say it 's bad C. One without much knowledge of ther. The amount of money raised is tion) to bencfil when (he Cystic Fibrosis in touch with him if interested in luck to stumble on the steps leading estimated to be at least a couple of Foundation contacted them, The joining , from? horse breeding. Continued from page 1 While other colleges and even high "They are highly individualistic .with tion considered the graduate of East language practice and understanding of schools begin to adapt Chinese and a purpose, they're intellectually bold Asian studies a great asset to today's the cultures themselves. . Japanese studies to their curriculum, as distinguished from inately intellec- vastly Asian oriented world. In addition to its impressive the Colby program is caught for the tual, self disciplined and atypical." Once more the faculty which com- language base, the major offers classes moment. For instance, Bowdoin is in Moreover, the majors tend to find prise the department have been for the in political science, history and the the process of hiring three professors themselves in great demand when they past seven years, published scholars. humanities which provide the students in their department which will upgrade enter the job market, he said. Even According to Bowen , six books have with the resources for a solid it to a level comparable with Colby 's. though many may never take more been published in the past six years. background and comprehensive Yet the East Asian Studies depart- than a few classes in economics, a fair "That's important , it goes along with knowledge of the areas studied. Classes ment is not alone in its plight for more number find respectable positions in Colby's approach that publishing pro- include Comparative Communism, faculty and funds. At Colby, non banks , international businesses and fessors are better teachers. " the Japan East Asian and American Relations, western studies in general have been journalism, to name a few. Feigon expert added. Political Development in Modern emphasized until only recently. With cited one instance in which a student A "top flight," department accor- Japan , Traditional Japanese Govern- the appointments of teaching posi- upon graduation decided to take up ding to Bowen and Feigon, recogniz- ment, and East Asian History among graduate its largest senior calss of 20 tions, in Latin America Studies, economics. The fact that he had such ed by the New York Times review of others. this May. With five of its seniors African studies , and Carribean a strong background in Asian studies colleges as one of the best in the coun- A mandatory seminar or indepen- graduating with distinction in the ma- cultures, dean of faculty Bob McAr- was so impressive to the admissions try, and the gem of East Asian studies dent study allows the students to focus jor, and three of them initiated into Phi thur , feels that non western disciplines board at the University of Penn- at Colby remains a very unique depart- on a particular aspect of their studies Beta Kappa , East Asian students are are expanding, "though it would be sylvania that he was not only accepted ment comprised of students who seek 1 to a very extensive degree. This years among.the brightest of Colby's student nice to have more," he commented. into the prestigous program but was to go beyond the ordinary, said BOwen seminars in Facism in Japan and Italy body, Feigon and Bowen attested. The transition from Colby 's eurocen- granted a full scholarship. The institu- and Feigon . and Trotskyi9sm in China, offer a Once more the mastery of these tricity will take time, he suggested, magnified focus of important political languages, they are among the most "the difficulties come with the trade trends which emerged in Asia during difficult in the world, makes those who offs between different departments. the early twenties which have in effect devote themselves to be specialrindeed, You have tugs in all directions, a shaped much of modern day world they said. As the East Asian Studies dynamic tension, in the allocation of faculty resources," the dean explain- Softb all wins affairs. major is becoming even more impor- While the major is heavy in the tradi- tant at Colby, students and faculty ed. For instance, "It would be nice to into left field , and Baroncelli was able tion of government, the program, does alike are hoping that the departmen- have Mid Eastern studies," we have by Hal Crimmel to score, winning the game for Colby. offer courses in religion and tal facilities will expand as well. none at this time, "but we still must Women 's softball had an exciting The final against Bowdoin was close, philosophy. However, most of these It is especially important in the wake maintain the other areas. weekend, capturing the NIAC (Nor- but in a different way as Colby explod- courses are concentrated in South East of expanding trade relations between thern Inter-Collegiate Athletic Con- ed for four runs in the first inning. But Asia, which would incude Viet Nam , the East and West, that the department ference) championship behind a 1-0 Bowdoin countered with four of their Laos, and India. While the heart of should be growing, said Feigon. "We thriller over Bates over a 9-5 win over own, leaving the score tied at 4-4 after East Asia lies in its tremendously rich trade with Europe one third of what Bowdoin. one inning. Colby played a better culture, at present, very few classes em- we do with Asia," Feigon asserted, In the Bates game, both teams went defensive game than Bowdoin , and phasize cultural offerings of Japan and suggesting that the presence of Europe scoreless for 9 innings and the game began to make things happen offen- China , ones with which many is not .what it once was. Asia is quick- went into extra innings. Under NIAC sively, racking up another 4 run$in the westerners are unfamiliar. Students in ly becoming not only of greaf rules, when the score is tied at the end second inning to Bowdoin 's one. particular have voiced desires to see economic significance, but of a cultural of 9 innings, each time a team is at bat, Coach Treadwell attributed the solid added to the curriculum, philosophy one as well. Yet the department is not they start with a runner on second offensive output to a batting order in and art courses related specifically to able to expand in the way that it would base. Each extra inning is a sort of which no weak spots existed. By the the regions of China and Japan. like. More courses from the culture mini-game. whichever team is ahead at end of the game, stronger Colby hit- Having developed substantially since realm would greatly enhance the the end of the inning wins the game. ting powered the Mules to a 9-5 victory its founding, the department will political heaviness of the department. Bates was up first , but they could not in the game, giving them the tourna- manage to score a run. Colby's turn at ment championship. bat came and they chose to place co- The team closes out their season captain Linda Baroncelli on second tomorrow against the University of base. In a daring move, Baroncelli stole New England , hoping to improve on L' third base. The catcher's throw went an impressive 14-5 record. OCCITAN Classif ieds- To all you ITF' s and ITK 's: J and A I 'll miss you this summer. How did you gel that air mattress to squeak? F.Q. Scottic and Helen Jen... Heard you were teaching freshman orientation this Sills or Schwills. spring. Arc you cer t ified inst ruc t ors? Can ' t wail to ITF. tw o concerned Board of Educa t ion member s A. " Lylc- . Thanks for years of lunches, open-minded convos , TmuMml knckiwjihtspriQlit} 3 and 5/16"? Pretty wimpy! Why don ' l you try lif- lau ghes, allowin g me to make (many) mistakes , treating ting weights? me like an adul t. Sorry, I' m never in the gym! Don ' t ever forget our analysis ofthe Xmas ' racoon. Sieve- - I'll never for get who con vinced me (hat CM sought me Street In spite of the fact that the depart- Somehow I 'll be able to withstand Ihe heat! For tunate- ou t and not Ihe other way around. O ly, you ' re the only one that looks like a dog You ' re a uni q ue person , and I hope you realize how Z High with rabies. And you know wha t yon can do with your lemon juice. much I a ppreciate you, though I don ' t often say it. I'll ment does suffer with the other area ~~ studies, East Asian studies continues Peler- • miss you. Bein g tlie perceptive man that you are, you should S uihegan M-SOtS to expand if not in its course offerings, know thai I' m never on the third floor of the libr ary, Scott and Paul—have ' n t seen much of you guys late- Sko fl ' but in the dynamic and innovative stu- ^nd ^j iLWAYS wea r a bra . ly. Wc shared some good limes, and t hou gh i t s been Gavin , awhile , I hope there will be many more. Never forgcl dent body that it attracts year after We ' ve seen i t all- and it 's no t much!!! the fun and friendship wc had...! know I never will. f ar « Still buddies?! Good! Thanks for always being Ihcre. Call us rtservactions year. Of the majors, Bowen said , The Girls of Colby * Love ya bo th! R P.S. Yoinoo Ajidy and Chris! ffm HMenf ik, f allowtol lJ tarat —.—mi= inBs ==iPi i -ifi i mi imr-J n__n____=____a Laura and Lisa— ihfbwgh Stmmm- Congra tulations on your new career. You make great mt/es) ba g ladies. te , mherh namms. FTS Tote right at J i To the survivors of Tropical neology Jan Plan 86 fl Al Q0MT I "Sprcchen sic Deu tsch?" (...Under the coconut tree..) j Zan t ana y 7 Dag Ladies— f^_nft/rK ^ Where DO you buy yo.tir clothes? You really know how ^^ '^ »' ^ 10 dress for dinner. ' iisic HcidTand nilcnT tof ii . I Have a great summer, I'll miss you Iwo. ' ¦ I _ * Xanadu Jackie— ;. E VER YTHING IN MUSIC Wha l a grcnl labor saving device! You never have to \ make your bed , pu l on your pajamas , or even open the close! door. n main simbi mmz _ guess who f Hank- Was ihe guilarisl ns good as he sounded? sTicF- _____ You should have beet) a poetry major! Thanks for the bir thday poem I How does It feel lo he the lasl graduatin g senior in Ihe class of 1986 in gel n classified? 1 1 hns been a fun year—here 's lo Lnwd and Tnln , (lie Poconos, Ihe Cape and bowling/golfing. I' m wai l in g for my one n iul only trip lo Ihe Villager! Love , ME TRI MOTORS unnnn .Q Kathy, Tammy, Julie: Cock-n-dnoillc dool ¦ Zantana Cms, Pencil , Hurkic, Sparky and Whull— ^ 7 , P.vcn though this wnsn ' l the best of seasons , I slill think you guys arc number I. It ' s been n fun tlirte years— I'll miss you nevi sprin g. . —Y our mgr. Terry—Where do you keep your J ewelry? I low strange, 'Ness and Sheila: I hope you have a grew summer! Look mi l for deep, dark lakes ami funny old men on sleighs, Before leav ing for the summer- Znmlwlch Quote of ihe week: check in wi th Metric and have them "I love a ulrl who, burps. " -M.P. check your car before you gol .IM- Whcrc A.UE you living next near? I l jusi docsn ' l mitt- ¦ ; lerl Mak c sure you Imvc n good pnlr of walking shoes nnd nn overnight tins. gnomic? ' " " " wTmTwIHTdo wlTlioui you? • Zanzibar Metric Motors To nil od ium students: Wc tuny linve " seen this before " hill wc'll„ nevcr sec ¦ ¦! Il ngnln—wc nindc III " " " ferry- The Fore ign Car Specialists! «. Arc you hungry?. How iilinin lite Imi unicorn nficr break fus t? Dnlry Cone before dinner? Dominoes nficr 186 Drummond Ave. 873-1924 dinner? Wh in ' s for dessert? Thnnk nod ynu grew J/ 4 « _t _ __» _* .¦ * ¦ _ _. ' __¦¦ ______. __ . _.__._>_¦ . -. _.., _¦ . _. _. _ ___ . _. ____ . ______. _» ______L ¦ _. __ . I " "^^*^^*^«**^*^^^* ^ > -. -J_ > * * of nn Inch tnllcr M ils weekend. Ilcslilcs, you Imvc room In cxrmii il— .Ineklc clocsn ' i live here anymore. Spring at Colby m \ ^rfS % l^ C^T D I N I N G SERVICES MONOTONY BREAKERS LOVE J OY J OHNSON/ CHAPLI N MARY LOW COMMONS COMMONS COMMO NS . Monday, May 12 Tuesday, May 13 Thursday, May 15 \ Lunch Breakfast Lunch Hot Doa Bar Donut Bar * . Potato Skin Bar i IPwl J 22 Silver Sir got. Watery ill®. Main * I NiMH *¦* jJhb I ^8B9^dH&« k__H______B__!h I I flM^ __ j ^ yA I ih~^hht ^^^ ^9 | B __HSB__^_____BB8b^_^_9_^_h_Ii i&tJSf &i^M S£_^vi^_Si Ny «? Good-bye & TJianks NM l_E_iRDI Mention this acl, show your Colby ID and get I Cffl ^a l |#f ^ P ^ ^J J 1 Clothing! OO am oN l Friday_|10 pmlMay 9 , Saturday[i ft am May 10 Ir^i - 9 - Sfo pml Ha Ir x ^ l