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He like this "hap- in size Waterloo but we've had pen a region (the of) none "We must build a better world. We must use the skills that they were developing have been us." on campus...none reported to to create a world of harmony." WLUSU and Commissioner Peter WLU and staff Safety Equality These sentiments were expressed by students, faculty attending a Hencher said "the of students is obvious the the shoot- safety an concern memorial ceremony in the Concourse on December 19 for victims of The ad- and should be made a priority by the University." ings at the Universite de Montreal. Approximately 150 men and women took part ministration recently formulated an ad hoc committee on in the WLU service. Unlike memorials such as the one held at Lakehead University sexual assault to establish an official policy on sexual in Thunder Bay, both women and men participated. harassment. In the interim, sexual harassment complaints the Dean by students can be directed to of Students Fred Nichols. New in 1990 sexual assault drug plan To further promote safety on campus, a committee has been formed by the Students' Union to deal with the issue of sexual assault and harassment on would give each student a would KERI DOWNS Cord Weekly drug bring about a two-way Members of the committee include campus. representa- card with 20 co- commitment between WLU Laurier may soon have a new percent and and insurance. Lewis said he the This tives from student faculty the local drug plan. hoped company. two year com- government, po- would Stuart Lewis, Vice-president: this help to cut down on mitment would cost $200,000. lice. Providing an information package on sexual assault abuse Lewis Affairs, is of the card. is not optimistic about University negotiating to students was another proposal being considered by stu- "If have to securing this for a new plan that would include you pay for the guarantee. Most dent government. in a pay-direct system, family bene- drugs you get, you're much more companies are "not the busi- A solution to the of sexual assault be in careful about ness of said Lewis. problem may fits, and a benefit package com- what you buy. You guarantees" value "more and awareness" the pub- parable to the present plan. them more," said Lewis of security greater by general Plans also include family 20 "safer In planning since die summer, the percent co-insurance. lic said Hencher. He added that Laurier's campus is benefits. Family benefits would Lewis said he "have Students would hopes to the use the drug than most but not make it better run through a student's drug card why by reporting (as- negotiations wrapped in the card at pharmacies, which would up for the makes aware." two year period. Regard- saults)...it everyone next week and a half'. use product selection. The less of whether one or 100 people Waterloo Police declined to comment on how In Regional a representative sample pharmacist gives the student gen- opt in for the family benefits. the of the incident is taken in the 351 eric rather than investigation proceeding. summer, respon- brand name Lewis said that pro- this is an impor- dents, or 63.8 percent of respon- ducts, manufac- circumventing tant aspect of his plan. He ack- dents, favoured a pay-direct turers' fees. said drug This, Lewis, the that New WLUSU nowledged fact most in- manager plan. makes a huge difference. "It surance companies hope for a WLU students are presently keeps premiums lower". large bank of people when deal- SPECIAL TO THE CORD on a reimbursement Stu- Lewis is system. negotiating for a in ing with family benefits, and he Promising continuity a ever-changing environment and a pro- dents 100 pay percent of the drug two-year guarantee from insur- said with WLU active WLUSU's new Director Tim they may get a management style, Building and for cost are reimbursed later ance companies. He wants them small number. Hranka started work last Wednesday. 80 percent of the cost. to administration guarantee and He fills the Karr October position vacated by John on 6. However, Lewis does not feel Lewis' pay-direct drug plan claim costs for two years. This A Windsor native who attended Brennan and Herman that should high one be contingent on the other. schools, Hranka has a colourful resume. He has worked at several dif- "Family benefits are ferent jobs, ranging from factory work to restaurant to something very important", said management consulting work. His most recent involved Lewis. employment intervening WLU student with in dies hospitality consultation receivership cases. Lewis' plan, including the "I think one of the I have been is reasons may hired my experi- pay-direct drug card, family ence with dealing with staff turnover," said Hranka. "From what I've and a two rate benefits, year guar- been able to gather, WLUSU needs someone to provide continuity TO SPECIAL THE CORD is to into ef- antee, expected go and to bring a certain business sense to its changing environment." The WLU fect beginning September 1990. mourns the loss of Hranka sees the student executive community stu- changes not as a handicap, but as a Lewis stressed that he isn't just He that challenge. said an organization like WLUSU thrives on new dent Madeline Robb who at her passed away at insurance looking one compa- ideas. home on 1989 due but "Price is the December 31, to ny, many. bot- complica- from the business meant Moving consulting taking a pay cut, but tom line", said Lewis. tions of Hranka admitted a chronic illness. that money was only one of the factors he used in Also included in the proposed deciding on the WLUSU post. Madeline was a part-time graduate student in "The few of 85 drug plan is a "comprehensive past years, I've spent an average only days a year the She Social-Community Psychology at home. My kids are eleven program. and quality service and promo- now and nine and I'm missing them He that was on a thesis the to include in- growing up." said he intends to become involved in the planning on concept of tional program quite WLU his wife Teri formation sessions, promotional community; (his high school sweetheart) plans on empowerment and its relation to self-esteem, but brochures and packages, with completing a degree in Fine Arts at WLU and Hranka himself is her had her from malady kept pursuing her concentrated focus during the going to look into an MBA. Hranka said that he studies for the last two terms. month of September..." thinks that the biggest task immediately is tak- ing a long-term look at WLUSU and the Student Union Building. will "I She be missed all who knew her. am optimistic for a good by first "My job is to not to look at today, but at what can be done in plan", said Lewis. the next five years." The Cord Weekly 4 Thursday January 11,1990 i]l LOOKING FOR A I SUMMER! SUMMER, SUMMER, / J GREAX SUMMER v L/oTrTr\ Y1 nT°A\fS job? Have you started to think about how are Qoing to T you spend \ *1 >ll 1 1 111 V—) — —^ summer 1990? Career Services be of may assistance m your summer job search. Each year, starting as early as October. /7TV~\ n^Cilw we post approximately 250 summer job opportunities T\ IP\\| [ P p. jIAiL/ 112 J^\ The positions posted last year included, marketing assistant. I —\ 'K V , Ij \l \ \ student sales \ j\/v \| \ manager, representative, accountant, camp j| V—/ pHw. director and many, many more. n ATTENTION: 1991 ARTS & SCIENCE GRADUATES New job postings are received daily with various deadlines V, for submitting applications. To avoid the disappointment V U If you are Interested In learning hov to participate Of a missed opportunity, visit Career Services and In keep on-campus recruiting for permanent employment / \ " **"* updated on the postings in the Summer Job Binder. opportunities upon graduation, plan to attend '91 a Recruiting Orientation Session on: Starting in January. Summer Job Workshops will be held to - Martin Wednesday, March 21, 10:30 11:30 am, Paul Centre help you fine-tune your job search for the summer Of 1990. CONSIDER A Hope to see you there! POSITION AS A n3 fir) STUDENT 1 * ' —— PLACEMENT > RECRUITING SCHEDULES & COMING EVENTS /it . Mr 11 Jj . Schedules of on ;! employers recruiting campus ;j )j£r These positions provide ex- for permanent positions are published Jlr perience in public relations, re a from September until April. gul rly ~ i personnel, program plan- If you are interested in a permanent job, MW 112 ning, sales and administra- various will continue to i, organizations > FOR THE SUMMER OF 1990 tion post positions vith application deadlines in Career Services. Many of these VISIT SUMMER JOB FAIR '90 organizations vill interview graduating JANUARY about how students the vinter 17, 1990 To find out more ! on campus throughout for the term. The recruiting schedule is also to apply and prepare ™ ROM 10.30 A.M. TO 3:00 P.M. In- I on-line and can be accessed from any interview, attend the ~ terminal on campus. An instruction formation Session. ! IN THE THEATRE AUDITORIUM sheet is available in Career Services. V Many organizations fill their hiring needs 1 Don't miss this opportunity to Thursday, January 25, to discuss summer with ; for the upcoming year through the on-campus | employment 1990 variety of employers and 'MBV ? - recruiting program so please do not delay | 1:00 2:30 p.m learn more about the rewards W .. otixt -i«k search! nATTI MARTINA your job . PAUL that tumfner jobs b '' CENTRE -rn f*y /As veil, schedules of events listing all ftifcMJl* tIQ i upcoming workshops, employer information — offered V sessions and programs by Career < ########w||, / see some / A Services available of # \ / are at the beginning | drive each month. and Test / > Drop by pick up your copies. ;# possibilities JOB OFFERS j J... with To ensure fairness, equality, objective decision-making all in the w ■ and professionalism by parties on-campus recruiting -—• — CONNECTIONS Z established to W process, ACCIS has guidelines pertaining job 0 offer acceptance dates. For students receiving job offers prior £ £ December are asked not to force AltS to 31, employers responses prior for an £ Volunteer to work £ ~ to 15. For offers made after January 1, January responses employer for one to five AHi 1 TFr" 1 C tA W J W should not be forced before four weeks have elapsed. Week Career lniOlTTiatlOn I■■ days during Reading Bftj / of wHV I students are to inform 0 However, encouraged employers experience, , and gain . Jaj If offer is declined, I their decisions as soon as possible. an 0 contacts and career INlgnt |MM it is it mean an for another student. If not M may opportunity knowledge. £ Monday,januar>'29,l99o reach decision the recommended forced \ possible to a prior to 600 - 8 00pm [MB second interviews with W at the: V\ PaulMamnCentre M acceptance dates because of upcoming Find out more J W other organizations, extensions may be possible. Drop by £ Students should Connections Information Career Services to discuss the situation. it cancelled at later Session never accept an offer thinking can be a date - the employer could pursue legal action. 1990 W have an either W Monday, January 22, After you accepted offer, through on-campus ~ m ' methods, inform Career 5:30 l P ' ® recruiting or other job search please 0 Q!^ 2 7 the dGtdilS S WANT TO BE SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD? ATTEND & Charlene Zietsma FEBRUARY Presented by: Norma Dietrich SATURDAY, 3,1990 Career Services HOW TO BE 10:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. wilh 10 attend the prc-roiiisicr Mar> Paiil a )f vou plan session.please "IVlartin C^PlltrC ' rdUl lVidl UU V.CIIUC AN b>phoncatsl9-884-l«^(..Ex ! 2W. TA/fDI f\Vrr\ PD AH A comprehensive overview of the emplovmem proccss from career planning H/JVlx vJr\.A.U 12.00 - 1.00 I brown lunch for p.m. a bag to search. Bring managing your job The Cord Weekly -news 5 Thursday January 11, 1990 Strike avoided? Faculty negotiations plod along into January how the Minis- WLUFA for serious is hashed -- In to Laurier's $49,882. questioned large CHRIS STARKEY Cord Weekly was hoping a being out money. The WLUFA of Education would allow the Contract negotiations between offer from which compensation its weekly newsletter, WLUFA president sees try to and could has been median the low WLU salaries and the surplus grow. the university faculty are a bit negotiations springboard, comparing estimated $18 million Both sides the wish but had the that some Laurier salaries those at the Uni- surplus of expressed behind schedule, but the process impression that of Waterloo the university as a bit of a the negotiations be over is plodding along. of the figures before them versity and the para- with UW dox. soon, and that their positions (rumoured to be lower than what Ontario average. Parity Pre-Christmas events had fac- would 27.8% "It would be foolish to spend were being argued, not fought. was expected) were "firm" offers. mean a increase; a ulty association President Edcil boost all that you have, and I agree that And a strike? At the Thursday meeting, the uni- 22.3% would equal the Wickham and the WLU Faculty a surplus is needed, but the "Even though the versity team reported that all the Ontario average. WLU is the only per- machinery Association negotiating team ception is there - accurate or not is in place, no-one wants it and items were negotiable, however, institution in Ontario paying their concerned that a strike was a -- that the is there and is no-one foresees it at this causing speculation that the uni- academics on average less than money time," more and more likely possibility. 000. not being spent." Wickham also said Wickham. versity offer was rushed together. $50 "I "It kind of makes you wonder WLUPresident Dr. John Weir really believed we would said it is bit unfair be in big trouble", said Wickham. if the university ever really had a that a to use position at all", said Wickham. the average salary data. Question of the Week For Professors Repeatedly at the negotiating "We now have new reason to be "Their figures are based on table, and twice in writing, optimistic, but we were the salary median, not by rank," Liza Sardi and Diane Sardi WLUFA had asked the university dumbfounded at the turn of said Weir. The Laurier CEO By events." Wickham noted that the surmised there are other data that to present its proposals on com- mood of the remains could be used, but said he's "not pensation -- which includes negotiations that of in the -- goodwill. a position to quarrel with wages, benefits and pensions How much do feel At time, items which of their you you should be before the holidays. WLUFA's press accuracy figures". still have not been negotiated in- In WLU and what executive met on December 18 to comparing to UW, making other issues do clude Sexual Harassment, Bene- Weir stated that discuss their not ruling Waterloo faculty options, you feel are important? fits, Pensions, Compensation, members are the highest paid in out an appeal to the Labour Rela- Evaluation of Member's Per- the that their tions Board. Their frustration was province, levy per formance, Employment of Non- student from the is relieved as that afternoon, WLU province prob- Members, No Strikes or Lockouts and that UW has chief negotiator Reg Haney an- ably higher and This Agreement. As well, the nounced that the university's some disciplines with higher fac- negotiating teams have set aside ulty salaries than others. proposal would be presented Fri- two items — Recognition and Wickham day, December 22. defended the com- Money is not the Rights and of Associa- Privileges parison to UW by pointing out real concern. studied tion, and Leaves - which still the That proposal was by that cost of living is the same What about class size? must be WLUFA over the holidays, and completed. for professors at either university the until an information last With "Big Three" (Bene- meeting — that they live in the same town, Dr. the team was fits, Pensions and DeVries Thursday, faculty Compensation) and enjoy similar lifestyles. Ex- Kelly confused at the ambiguity of now on the table, the fundamental cept that Waterloo professors on History some of the in the offer. difference between the two sides wording average make $63, 744 compared WLUFA's lifted Wanted to away spirits stay from the issue. SPECIAL TO THE CORD board increase for all members, has the Berlin Wall fal- "Why Dr. Christopher Ross the A contract negotiations up- whereas university wishes to len? Because the East German Religion and Culture the date from Wilfrid Laurier Univer- separate faculty by rank. The people had guts! It's time we got initial sity Faculty Association university offer includes a guts too!" (WLUFA) chief negotiator Doug "cap on ranks", a form of control- Lorimer told the gathering the of Lorimer and a question and ans- ling cost faculty salaries. that the negotiating team was This would maximum hard the wer period manifested in a unani- mean a only going to push as as of for the for full mous vote support ne- salary professors, associa- membership wanted them to, and from the member- te assistant that wanted feel gotiating team professors, professors they to the mem- ship. and lecturers, thus hampering the bers' "push" from behind. The held information meeting ability of more deserving faculty WLUFA executive member night included to earn salaries. Monday guest greater Accord- Dr. Joyce Lorimer echoed that Money, course load, class lan Mac speaker Donald, an ex- ing to the WLUFA negotiating sentiment. size, staff morale. on about half their pert university faculty salary team, members "What happens over the next related could be negotiations (see story). affected by these caps. two months relies largely on our Hester WLUFA received the univer- Stephen Several members noted that in courage," she said. She urged items the certain then- Sociology sity's proposal on monetary mid-19705, a those assembled to give the nego- benefits and of (compensation, pen- Professor Economics led the tiating team some time to sort out December 22 5:00 in sions) at p.m. faculty's charge "vociferously the university's position. after repeated requests for that arguing against" the idea of salary MacDonald, in accepting documentat an earlier date. caps. That professor was current WLUFA's thank you for attend- Dr. "It wasn't exactly the best WLU President John Weir. ing, reminded the members that Christmas Lorimer Before of reading", told the vote confidence, "you aren't just negotiating for the 90 members in attendance, parallels between the faculty and yourselves, you're negotiating for but went on to say that WLUFA's the Eastern European I'd like be peoples every faculty member in the pro- to making were lifted after spirits the uni- were made one member. by vince". what my colleagues at versity's position was explained Waterloo are and making. cleared up by Dr. Andrew Berczi, WLU's Vice-President: Planning, Finance and Informa- speaker Peter Elgin tion Services. Faculty "Needless, to say Sociology though, the document wasn't written by Santa Claus," Lorimer CHRIS STARKEY Cord Weekly this noted. "When you're negotiating this contract, keep asking yourself crucial one of the university is so that WLUFA's relative optimism question...What component after the without which they could not run?" meeting with Berczi was Concerned about the quality While would "the students", lan MacDonald, chair quelled on Monday, January 8, most respond of the student to keep the of the Ontario Confederation of University Faculty Association however, as university pre- abreast of standards. (OCUFA) Committee told 90 WLU Faculty Association mem- sented its package on "Teaching Salary is bers that that information session Money an issue too, but Evaluations". The language and they were crucial component at an in the tone of the document has the P1025 Monday night. quality of teaching is As a resource MacDonald was asked to speak members concerned, especially provincial person, also important. to Laurier faculty members about matters in light of provisions that could amount to a money with the form of tenure review. WLUFA's ongoing contract negotiations university. Franklin Ramsoomair WLUFA members have been without a increase since Another area in which the two working salary Business sides do the 1988 school not see eye to eye is that year. WLUFA Continued on 7 wants an across-the- page The Cord Weekly 6 Thursday January 11,1990 news- Massacre LARGE CHEESE LOVER'S fueled by society GAIL COCKBURN News Commentary The after classroom PAN PIZZA night Marc Lepine walked into a university in Montreal and murdered fourteen . women mother called me. She wanted to tell me young my to be careful with "those feminist things" I do. She was afraid for me. The women in Montreal were in I my age, were university as am. They were going about their lives and them were slain. There was no studying suddenly provocation, no warning, just a few words of hatred and a few gunshots. As the song goes, it could have been me. Of course I'm afraid. I don't think there's female student in Canada who a hasn't put herself in the night- mare scenario which ended the lives of those students. But I'm also Qu6b6coise angry, angry that I live in where such a society a tragedy is possible. I am also saddened and frustrated that people have dismissed the massacre equally as the act of a single one man who the from the madman, crazy just happened to separate men women, shout an anti-feminist p.s.t. tirade and murder fourteen potential women engineers. that I realized people didn't see the issue as a feminist issue when one well-meaning WLUSU person Fresh Cheddar wanted the for the Mozzarella, tangy to change signs vigil which was held in the concourse. He wanted to change the word- from the "women who murdered" the "students who died". and mounds of Monterey Jack, ing were to I don't think we should be the discomfort of frank if of favorite spared wording. Maybe people are made to confront plus any two your toppings. the will realize that it was women who were the victims and that horrifying reality they they were mur- Now that's But ooey-gooey good!" hurry, dered, they didn't die of natural causes. this is limited time offer. I even an act a find it unbelievable that after such incredibly evident of violence against women, people Offer still think that it isolated incident and is not feminist valid on dine-in, take-out and delivery orders. Availableat partici- ■■■fVfVA can was an a issue. Being a volunteer at a shelter for Not valid with other Pizza pating restaurants only. any Hut offer or coupon. J battered women, I can that Marc Lepine was not the first man to take his frustrations and ® verify personal ® Pizza Hut is a registered Trade Mark of Pizza Hut Inc. out Registered user Pepsi-Cola Canada Ltd rage on women. Sadly, he probably won't be the last. (!) is Trade of Canada Pepsi a registered Mark Pepsi-Cola Ltd. I II Just to indicate how widespread this one form of violence against women is, consider the conservative estimate that one out of ten women in Canada is a battered Shelters for abused every women. women are in And is not the of violence we see It exists overflowing every city. battering only type every day. every- where, in our schools, our laws and in our society. Judges are just one example of influential people who have bought into the view that violence against such Thinkof in women is not serious and who condone behaviour. the judge New Brunswick who told a woman to go back to her abusive husband because she "belonged" to him. Think of the judge in Toronto who made a man write lines saying he would not beat his wife, or the judge who blamed a three-year old girl for being sexually abused. of anti-feminist Instead an backlash, this is the time to press harder for more equality and understanding between the sexes. People are still afraid of the label "feminist", thinking that "they" are dykes, man- haters, screaming irrational radicals and a whole host of negative definitions. Instead of being threatened or amused by people who hold feminist beliefs we should support their proposals which would help men and women alike. If Marc may have been insane, but he learned his hatred from society. he had isolated blacks, gays, na- tives or any other group which has been oppressed and had shouted racist slogans would we not be treat- the incident black native issue? The and the issue is feminist issue. ing as a gay or target was women a This does not mean that it is not a tragedy to all people, male and female. Men who condemn violence and who work towards feminist goals of equality should be encouraged to continue. The Montreal trage- dy points out only too clearly that these goals are far from accomplished. I *|gjg LAST BASH !!! | liw (<>7) i MfelP* I *SStfskA» I LAST WEEKEND I I TAPS LAST BEACH PARTY Jan. 19th Thursday Jan. 25th - Tears , Friday J - M kj HOMECOMING WEEKEND 1990 Friday Jan. 26th Sorrow - M M .Alumni Specials Saturday Jan. 27th Blues - K .T-shirt souvenirs Sunday Jan. 28th SUPERBOWL SALE ! V .Tickets Give-Away For Next Weekend MONDAY AUCTION £ THANK YOU WLU | r Ii —MBMBM The Cord Weekly news 7 Thursday January 11, 1990 'Back in the U.S.S.R.': Soviet cultural festival kicks off January DOWNS Cord KERI Weekly to 16. chose the theme and very statements about Tuesday, January introduction to Soviet govern- appointed negative "Back in the U.S.S.R." begins Loren Calder chairman. Calder the Soviet government and Festival chairman Loren ment and life in six days of as this week at Laurier with a varied is a member of the WLU policies, dealing with the com- Calder said the festival is meant events. As the title suggests, it is history at Soviet culture and web of and ir- look politi- Russia. and his field of plex error to "encourage people to re- a "look back" at department, cal development. is Russia and the Soviet of the Soviet — responsibility evaluate their views some of specialty The idea for the Russian festi- Union. government regarding them — of the Soviet Chernobyl. The festival focuses stereotypes com- six day val came from the festival Calder is excited about "It homage to the Union. It is a broad feature of very pays awesome of the firemen Soviet life and culture." the recent democratization taking courage involved", said is place in Eastern Europe, and in- O'Dell. "It a "Back in the U.S.S.R." is one terested in the reforms. One of his story of horror and tremendous of a series of festivals WLU has He the hopes for the festival is that it courage". feels play is a presented over the last decade. anti-war statement. will inform in a positive way very powerful Past festivals have focused on "It 'NO' about Soviet culture and political says to the thoughtless and and have Japan peace, always nuclear development. use of energy". been scheduled for early January. One of the featured events in The six-day festival offers Calder said plans for a Rus- the six day festival is "Sar- two plays, musical performances, sian festival were in the works cophagus", a play about the panel discussions, lectures, art before of the recent long many a food Chernobyl nuclear accident. The displays, fair, and a book changes and anti-communist play's director, Leslie O'Dell, is signing. events took place in the Soviet about the Calder is very excited Canadian Loren very excited Union and Eastern Europe. debut of "Sarcophagus", which about the week long event. "It is fortuitous that the was first in a Soviet "We're to published challenging people go Loren Calder Leslie O'Dell The will be reforms there have taken such a magazine. play per- back, to re-examine the country formed for the Soviet ambassador dramatic turn", Calder said. The and see what it's like to live un- in the Soviet Union and accord- mittee, under the WLU Senate to Canada, Alexei Rodionov. der Mikhail on life objective of the festival, Gorbachev's Cultural Affairs 11 is committee. It The play makes a number of reforms," he said. runs from Thursday, January ing to Calder, to give a broad Around the horn: Logs, AIDS, weather, taxes... The logging road through the abused boys were penalized with Most indicate that the 200,000 that businesses reports job figure, saying will run at a minimum in Temagami forest region North- significantly longer sentences Canadian knew the take into ac- of government that figures don't $2000 annually, according to ern Ontario was completed in than offenders who abused Romanian civilians girls. were forced count jobs created by the deal... the CFIB. That doesn't take into Ken who did mid-December. While the block- Carter, the study as CANDU in December the coldest to construct reactors was account new computer purchases have the of his studies while ades been disbanded, part at WLU, that 'Labor battalions' month on record for Waterloo. which country. some businesses may have Anishnabai tribe studied the cases of 38 men con- used The Teme-Augama were the - to construct reac- average temperature was to make to sort out the vagaries of several thousand victed for sexual abuse in which claims 1986 tors. Romania 10.5 the Indeed, was one of degrees Celsius. The pre- tax... and in the kilometres of the disputed area as 1987 Waterloo the countries vious low region. last to buy a reac- average was -8.6 C, in Twenty-thousand Czechoslo- ancestral homeland is Carter also found that offenders December pursuing tor... 1917. Records date vakian political prisoners will who the case the Ontario abuse more than one child The Free Trade back 1914... against Agreement to have been released by the end of are in the Court only penalized more has already cost Canada over government Supreme slightly January, according to Czech than In similar the Cana- of Canada- harshly one-child abusers... 200,000 jobs, to the a vein, according government officials... Pro-Canada dian Federation of Business has Polish revolutionary Lech Network, a coalition Worldwide AIDS cases have that the And Ontario finance Walesa donated the remainder of of 30 groups to the suggested federal Goods minister gone over the 200,000 mark. Ac- opposed year- and Tax Bob Nixon has announced that his Nobel Peace Prize ~ old deal. That involves Services will be so com- money cording to the World Health Or- figure that the sales will be about Canadian - lost it province's tax $240,000 to a jobs directly due to plant plex administering may put ganization, 203,599 reported per- administered on the Goods Polish fund closings, and many small businesses such as and special emergency sons with AIDS existed as of De- 'spin-off jobs lost Services created the when leave variety stores and small Tax. That means 15.56 to help get country cember 31, 1989. 3,360 of those companies Canada or grocers cent taxes 15 the economic upheavals out of business. Some out of business. The cost of addi- per on goods, not through were in Canada. That number is go which have followed its economists have tional for small per cent... rejection probably far below the actual criticized the accounting of communism. Walesa won the number of people with Acquired prize in 1983 for his work with Immune Deficiency Syndrome the Solidarity union movement in advised due to a number of to Third-World Faculty stick to its Poland... guns countries in which cases of AIDS A Waterloo and Chil- Family unrecorded. have as universities have referred to the low levels at go Experts 5 Donald, most wage Continued from page dren's Services employee says six million AIDS suf- to Laurier as a of im- predicted MacDonald noted that be- come the bargaining table with sign past that who family sex offenders ferers by the year 2000... How- tween 1945 and 1971, university a "catch-up" pay provision. potence. have "How many people that you professors' salaries rose equally ever, most faculty groups know think you're better with those of other occupations. yet to use their clout. persons, or more admirable for low From 1971 to 1981, however, the "Faculty associations have taking been of the world of salaries?" c average workers' real income wimpdom", 25% the said MacDonald. "The to Referring to the salary rose by while average way caps the Mac- 59 Tacos academic's real income remained demonstrate your power is by proposed by university, Donald called them "a ~ — pernicious, constant. The 1980's have seen a signing or not signing that insidious disease" used admin- slight improvement, said Mac- contract offer." MacDonald by istrations to attempt to control the cost of faculty. Currently in Ontario, only Lakehead and Concordia Laurentian University have salary caps. He noted that both those places have had faculty strikes. Graduate Fellowship MacDonald agreed with fig- ures that show the WLU faculty needs a 23.3 per cent raise in this Value: $7,500 to $10,000 first contract just to keep pace in Application deadline: February 15,1990 with where they were 1987 (in the bottom three). WLUFA is as- Announcementof winners: April 1,1990 44 king for approximately a per Commencement of tenure: September 1990 or January 1991 cent increase from their present Sink teeth into an original taco. your salary, which would provide Always tasty, always delicious and now only mm For details and forms, contact the Graduate application parity with professors at the Uni- Awards Office, S-01, Division of Graduate Studies, of Waterloo. This versity MacDonald is a limited time offer, so visit Taco Concordia de Maisonneuve Blvd. the with the Bell now and crunch a bunch. TACO University, 1455 West, supports comparison Montreal, Quebec H3G IMB. Tel: (514) 848-3801 UW faculty. Hl* I Offer validat participating Taco Bell restaurants Not valid with otheroffer Uwvws any "By accepting only a 23 per cent increase, you are saying that it is SB Concordia worth over $9,000 a year for 85 University Ave. E. the convenience of working one- \Ty UNIVERSITY half a kilometre closer to King Street". The Cord Weekly 8 Thursday January 11,1990 bill needle Wherewereyou whenIworld?madethe by William Cameron MenziesNeedle HeU. I was old watching poor Bo Schembeckler get cheated out of another god damned Rose Bowl a bunch of asshole Pac 10 referees who wouldn't be able to find their balls by if they were in fluorescent and dipped paint hung from a light standard on New Year's Day when I started thinking about hell. Punishment, natch. Eternal punishment. Woo wee. I to 'Bill -- this hell is darned myself thing a good idea.' Now, I'm not -- says a religious guy I've -- most priests met are or bloody well worse but I think eternal PARTY hypocrites punishment is a damned fine idea. So I decided to come up with a list of people I wanted to see in hell, and the punishments I'd hand out to the nasty little buggers. For Thatcher: Turn her into with her adult Margaret a baby, see, consciousness intact. Stick her in a cradle in some of her dead drunk decaying part England, parents in the next room, their snores just enough to keep her awake, her crying not nearly enough to wake them. Hungry and crying, no food in the belly. And then send in the rats, send in the rats -- don't bother, they're here. the size of all teeth and stomach and fur Big grey rats tomcats, greasy and calculating Forever and like eyes. ever, some pint-sized bile-swollen Prometheus. Ha ha ha! For Brian Mulroney: Turn him into a rock, and then give him compassion, so he can sit and think forever what he's and be able of his Send on done, never to right any wrongs. in every person who has lost a job because of him, who has been hurt by one policy of the Tories or an- other, and let them talk to him, spill out their confessions, indulge in their hate. Let him sit there and the but boil, asshole, never get any peace. FULLY LICENSED For hypocritical drug users: You know the ones - the ones who are four-square for human UNDER THE LLBO and civil liberties, rights but who indulge in just a bit of hash on the side, in some oil, in some — don't RESTAURANT I NIGHTCLUB grass. Hey I have a damned thing against that stuff in a strictly chemical sense. But those soft drugs are paid for with the blood of drug enforcement officials in the U.S. and in WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, SATURDAY Mexico, with the death and terror inspired by the Mexican bandits who profit from the soft drug trade. You want mouth while smoke blood and death? Fine. to platitudes you Then we'll suck from 5:00 your blood out and hang you up on flag poles, you dried-out stick people, to crack and whisper in the wind, and the flies will swarm over and bite and bite and bite and crawl in EVERY THURSDAY you your mouth and on your genitals and up your assholes, and never stop, and never stop biting and laying their eggs. You hypocritical bastards, fly-torn flags who won't even be able to bleed or in wave. cry pain. Long may you , Heh heh heh. I know, I know — that's only three. But hell and hell and hell indeed: it's more LADIES NIGHT fun if you play the game yourself. In the skull at home, at school, at play. Run them through their paces, all these monsters and creatures, all these walking darknesses, holes in the fabric of space-time, pimples on the buttocks of the Big Cahuna. Spin them on wheels till their heads fly off like home runs cracked by the bat of a vengeful Babe Ruth, run them over with steamrollers, crush their hearts and their flesh till the and the flat and powder powder's gone memoiy's gone another. mine you turn to Tyrant or now-despised lover, enemy or enemy always. Somewhere someone's the If there's then we're all doing same thing to you. a God, going to burn. And we damn well deserve it, we bloody well all deserve to burn somewhere. No jury and no parole. Damn straight. The absolution will be not be televised. As the Bill Needle columnsadvocate the and In the columns satire, only principles of free speech free thinking. doing so, attempt to on sensitive and in provoke thought important topics a manner consistent with controversial satirists such as Jonathan Swift and Lord The Bill Needle columns in no the Cord Student Publications the Byron. way represent beliefs of Weekly or staff, or of paper air all views. itself, except in that the Cord Weekly believes in the right ofall people tofreedom of speech and a public forum to the how I was just marvelling the other day at how events in Eastern Europe were similar toLord of Rings, in back and stole while we massed with arms at the gates of Mordor someone went the door Sauron's power from him JUST LIKE THAT. As PJ. O'Rourke noted, we beat them with jeans and television. And Sakharov, -- but thatatomic of never did to the end of it all. 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Not valid with other OF LENSES 0' discounts .. jmzvn jan 20/90 II § coupons f\|Q Vai■ i«-- * _ The Cord Weekly news happy 9 Thursday January 11, 1990 Bag o' round-up JONATHAN STOVER From the Editor's Desk Just a little bit of everything this week. Thanks 1) to the miracle of staff shuffles, I have a new Associate News Editor. Please welcome Keri Downs, fresh from a year-and-a- Editor-hood. half of Copy Caroline Baskerville is now Keystone pro- duction manager, making Keystone editor Pat Brethour a happy fel- low. God bless us, everyone. 2) The campus round-up feature (Around the Horn) and the 'real world' news round-up feature (Outside the Window) are on-line. The first was in response to the fact that national campus news has been short shrift because writers have been darned getting my so diligent The in staff writer-and-all- and prolific. second was response to around-gadfly Steve Burke's remark that he had lost track of what in world' back in was going on the 'real some time mid-September. To be honest, I think it's a university-wide phenomenon - who has time to read the Globe when there's beer to be drunk and John Candy movies to be savored? Thus, in the news section's inimitably lovable we're all the need into way, giving you news you now, compressed Chicken McNugget-sized bites. Mmm mm. Due to a remarkable dearth of campus news this week (could it be because everyone just got back...?) that feature isn't actually in, but it will be. 3) While you're skimming through the paper, take note that Bill Needle'scolumn now has the disclaimer it should have had on it from these and bunker Tension at Student Publications is running high days, a the beginning. I apologize to WLUSU President A 1 Strathdee for the a bad in bastions of the media flak he took from those who tried to argue that the column mentality has set in. CUP harassment, image represented the Cord's viewpoint ~ and by association, the Students Kitchener-Waterloo the such as CKCO TV and the Record, always- - disclaimer Union's because there was no stating otherwise. Mea knife of Atrium -- who wouldn't a on imminent reappearance the well, pull culpa, Al, and anyone else who took heat in the same manner. little British with Dick Clark's hair? (Mojo photo) 4) In the interest of paper-wide clean-up, note that in our Remem- some pale guy brance Day editorial, we referred to a Christian maxim "Hate the sin- ner, not the sin." Un unh - it should have read "Hate the sin, not the sinner." Obviously, all of the Christians bailed out of reading the Grad Committee needs you! Cord sometime back in mid-September, and are out at sea in a along with Steve Burke's international news Just dinghy savvy. TO Allison Webb SPECIAL THE CORD Secretary (Arts). five months of your university joking, everybody. The 1990 Grad Committee is The committee is responsible years," Cowan said in an inter- If want be here. 5) you to a news writer, come on up There's set. Now all that's needed is stu- for the Grad Weekend events sur- view with the Cord. and times here. It's of like the friendly people good up sort Keg, ex- dent input. rounding this May's Convoca- The first two general meetings people at the Cord are better-looking than on com- cept people Keg and This year's executive includes tion, Cowan is hoping for of the grad class were sparsely at- mercials. And if think there stories we're stories you are missing, or President involvement Rusty McLay (Busi- more from third and tended, so Cowan said that she opinion pieces on don't think have been covered, topics you drop up Vice-President fourth students. ness), Kelly year graduating hopes that the, next meeting will the or drop off suggestions at offices. We don't bite here. Honest. up Cowan (Business), Treasurer "There's to only five months see a heavy turnout. The meeting And what if we did? Dave Bradley (Business) and go, so let's make them the best is scheduled for Tuesday, January Later. 16 at 5:30 in P1025/27. Cowan said that this meeting Weir several deci- a pinchpenny? is crucial, as key sions must be made. These in- clude the election of the JONAH BARRETT Cord Gossip Honorary Grad Class President, In the wake of the Canadian Diabetes Association's Flame of choosing the Grad '90 Hope Run last November, comes a story of deception and filching on memorabilia and setting the pledges. up various committees. who WLU alumnus and CDA fundraiser Doug Earle reported that the Anyone wishes to nominate a K-W branch raised $25,000 in its annual drive, the Flame of Hope professor for Honorary Grad Class Presi- Run being one of the more popular events. The Laurier connection dent should make sure are was complete as Dean of Music Anne Hall and School of Business they Economics Alex wife had available for the formal (where and Dean Murray ran, and Murray's Mary the most pledges. they address the class). Dr. Murray had $55 worth, but only submitted $50. The missing Interested grads can volunteer for a number of committees, in- $5 has been attributed to a pledge from WLU President John Weir. cluding the Social Event, "He will pay," said Murray. "I think he was just waiting for proof Grad For- that I actually finished the run" (a 5 km route). Fundraising, Weekend, mal and "It will be paid," said a surprised Weir. He reports that he and Advertising/Promotions Committees. Cowan noted that Murray tried to settle the debt several times, but have yet been unable to complete the transaction. students can be as involved as want, and that are "You'd think he would have just paid it and then got me later", they things said Weir. rolling right now, but that they need more heads and hands to with Chris Starkey and our London bureau make the weekend a big success. 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And it is time that the WLU administration get off its collective ass and do something about it. Women's issues have always taken a back seat at Laurier. We are one of the few universities in all of Canada without either a women's centre, a human rights co-ordinator or a sexual assault officer. It ap- pears that the "Anti-Panty Committee" will recommend that one or more of these forms appear at Laurier, but committee recommenda- tions at Laurier are only guaranteed success when they don't cost anything. The attitude of the administration seems to be 'Let the students deal with sexual relations problems. We've got more important things to do.' And so while the Students' Union has worked somewhat sexual seminars and safe-walk haltingly on assault programs, the ad- ministration has done virtually nothing, WLU must help WLUSU with this job. Imagine you were that woman last Thursday night running back to Laurier to report the incident to the WLU Campus Police. A force Is this a satirical letter? with an all-male staff. Campus Police Chief John Baal has to call the before to Do regional police you can even talk a female officer. you DEAR P^DITOR can do to these heinous really want to give your story to a department that boasts that there Letters prevent actions from have been no sexual assaults on campus ever? being repeated. We are in to writing response Nevertheless, we felt compelled Or maybe you just wanted to talk with someone about it. The ad- the cover of the Nov. 30 Cord. to promulgate our disdain for that the to the ministration chronically underfunds Counselling Services so The cover was abhorrently of- your antiquated and unacceptable only full-timer is Director Dale Fogle (male). He can only offer so fensive and was a un- brutally attitudes, which we pray are not much; the department has been forced to train part-timers and stu- economical usage of paper. Editor shared by our fellow students. dents to handle counselling overflow. Another counselling avenue is The cover was almost entirely We have one other gripe Dean of Students Fred Nichols. He has been asking for assistance for white, with an insignificant black display of racism, we object to about your precious cover. As the quite some time in administering the student services. Can a univer- perimeter. This is implying that the Cord's placing of their em- anniversary of John Lennon's with $20 million in not afford full-timer for sity surplus even one be blem in blacks should pushed to the the centre of the page. death approaches us we are deep- each of these departments? Yes, they can. But remember we're talk- outside of society, that our world This smacks of bloated conceit ly affronted by the "white cover." about the same that more in its institu- ing university spends money should center around whites and and utter disdain of all other We were flabbergasted and tional relations department than in all of the student services com- that Blacks should be on the out- facets of Laurier life. All this the repulsed by paper luridly bor- bined. side looking in. We live in a after self-righteously heralding rowing from the world's greatest WLU is a small Most of us know of someone relatively place. world of colours and reli- the need to the many expand cultural I band. can see John rolling over who has been assaulted on these grounds. Has every single woman the almost gions, yet cover was resources of our fine university. in his grave now. We hope you that has suffered an attack not reported the incident? what entirely white, hardly we'd Moreover, in a time of grow- will have the gumption to call of our con- In last assault, the woman had the of mind representative ing environmental concern, we Thursday's presence apologize to Beatle fans around ethnic We feel and the You temporary society. are at the munificent guts to report incident. can help her, other women and appalled the world and to Paul, George the cover should have least in- if noticed the in the at of our police you compact car or any suspicious activity squandering scarce, pre- and Ringo personally. tegrated both black and white University/Hazel/Hickory area last Thursday night between 11:45 cious resources. How many trees to the 12:00. Contact WLU Police the Waterloo if equally, represent were executed for and Campus or Region gratuitously Contemptuously yours, harmonious existence of information. race we this wasteful manifesta- you haveany pompous so strive for. passionately tion call a cover? Perhaps better aid and education can be provided with improved you Andrew Bailey In addition to this extreme balance between men and women in the administration. Presently the We realize there is little we Sean Martell WLU president, vice-presidents, associate vice-president and all but one of the deans are men. Yet at least 90% of the secretaries and AIESEC wants biz plans workers in the WLU kitchens women. Are the WLU are higher-ups at sisters want worried that in the administrative and ranks Delt equality upper faculty DEAR EDITOR: the academic and business levels. will make Laurier a There are now more women poorer university? For further information please studying at WLU than men. That fact alone should be to get AIESEC Interna- WLU enough (Association contact AIESEC-Concordia at recognition the ball inferior of rolling on the position women on campus. tionale des Etudiants en Sciences 848-7435 (514) or your local And no how wise men like John John Fred matter Weir, Baal, Economiques et Commerciales), branch. Nichols and Dale how is DEAR EDITOR: Fogle may be, no matter many courses they a non-political, non-profit and take or how seminars they attend, there is no way that student-run may many they entirely organization. Wilson Mah This letter is being written in can even to what it is like to be the victim of sexual as- AIESEC's elaborate begin imagine history CBV '90 Coordinator 23 is- response to the November sault. The phrase "I know how you feel" cannot even be uttered. and vastness is its credibility. Es- Cord which tablished sue of the Weekly People who have not experienced such violence cannot understand, in 1948, it has grown to included the article "Stark of no matter how much they would like to comprehend. a membership 50,000 stu- plus Hodges may be just dents in 69 countries. AIESEC- Raving". It took unfavourable reaction from the national towards the press We, the sisters of Delta Concordia is one of 37 local raids to Dr. Weir to take action relations. Will it a resume-builder panty spur on gender Omega Phi, would like to express chapters in Canada, and of 600 take cases and blemishes on the WLU fully-documented rape "perfect our thanks for the favourable worldwide that strive reach DEAR EDITOR: record" to force the administration's hand? statements about our sorority. AIESEC's objective; "...to con- For the sake of on let's hope not. everyone campus, However, one correction must If Bruce Hodges is so inter- tribute to the development of our be made. The, article had stated and ested in Journalism, why have I countries their people with an Editorial opinions are approved by the Cord Weekly Editorial Board on Phi does not written that Delta Omega overriding commitment to inter- never seen anything by behalf of Cord staff and are independent of the University, the Students' with want to be politically linked national and him in the Cord Weekly? If Mr. Union and the Student Publications Board of Directors. understanding Wilfrid Laurier University. Quite cooperation." Hodges really wants to write has to the the sorority Business news or a Business contrary, EDITORIAL BOARD As a local chapter, we host in- sisters who are actively I column, didn't he approach many many events to reach our objec- why volved on and we pro- Chris Editor-in-Chief the Cord Do think campus Starkey, tive, one of which is the Canadian Weekly? you which mote sorority activities Jana Watson, Production Jonathan Stover, News Editor he is interested in Manager Business Venture (CBV); a Na- only building Delta Elizabeth Features Editor Keri Associate News Editor to WLU and Chen, Downs, his own portfolio and resume and help integrate tional Business Plan Competition. Brian Owen, Editor Scene Editor Phi. Sports Tony Burke, doesn't care at all about Omega The competition involves 37 uni- journal- forward to a time ism? I invite all those who truly We look Cord the and versities across Canada and. The Weekly is published during fall winter academic tenns. Offices are located fact when Delta Omega Phi is in the Second Floor of the Chris Lawson the CUP Van at want to write about business and on "Oppose Apartheid by Filling Up participants can enter either indi- Laurier Shell" Monolith at Wilfrid Laurier University, 75 University Ave. Waterloo (519) 884- affiliated with Wilfrid W., not their own resum6s to write for vidually or as a team and must be is rebellious of Canadian Press 2990. The Cord Weekly a member University and more wel- the Cord University. Association. members of AIESEC. Weekly. come in the Ontario CommunityNewspaper Copyright 1990, WLU Student Pub- They are will be lications. Material deemed sexist, racist or homophobic not accepted. No of the pan to submit formal busi- - required a be without the - ofi In-Chief. Phi Cord Weekly may reproduced permissi Liza Sardi The Sisters of Delta Omega ness plan which will be judged at The Cord Weekly comment 11 Thursday January 11,1990 WLU alumnus urges you to remember '83 Question EDITOR: DEAR sound fiscal other buildings on campus. exhibiting manage- W.L.U.S.U. should remember ment by operating the University Last fall one of the most notice- an that if it were not for donations in in efficient manner. able things on campus, other than If the $7.50 means the dif- years gone by, it would not have the frosh, was the campaign ference between eating or not a building in which to have of- of the Week students to apply for their urging all for the fices today. To those reading this eating by means apply Development Fund refund of refund. If however it represents a As who has from residence, consider that $7.50. one donated a the movie or a few beers at Tur- without the Aird Centre a good significant amount of time and ret, please reconsider. portion of would be off to W.L.U. I found this of- you living money For nearly 80 years, under campus. fensive. Students at Laurier today various monikers, Laurier has Those to that have urging you request enjoy facilities come in been an institution rich history What else should be done to WilPs? refund cited the with the of thou- your University's about support The and strong in student support. of students and be- surplus of funds as ample reason sands Alumni in '83 mandate set by the students to demand $7.50. What they fore them. In of a your and Sardi anticipation A Liza Sardi Diane will soon be met. special By to mention of failed was that this repeat September's campaign I have thanks to all those who can only be used for would like to offer the following money oper- helped. ating It cannot be used facts: expenses. for capital development projects. Sincerely, In December 1983 a Instead of criticism the adminis- referendum was held allowing Pictures on the walls. Scott Fortnum tration should receive kudos for students to pledge a voluntary as- sessment of $15/student/year through to the 89/90 school year; writes the in of Lennon Cord! an overall pledge excess This $360,000. money was Sally Gray earmarked and has manifested it- am disgusted in attempt to DEAR EDITOR: you 2nd year Business self in the form of the Aird use our material to help your You should Centre. As a frosh in '83 I voted This a response to your readership. all be "White Cover" of the November ashamed of Peace Yes, and upon graduation got to yourselves. few and 30 issue. That cover is love and shaved fish. see a bricks girders particular famous where the Aird Centre stands a blatant ripoff of our "White Album". This of Steve "voice of the dead stars" today. My fifteen dollars may not type will not be tolerated Blackie, channelling the spirit More have helped me but it has certain- plagiarism plants. and soon to hear of John dead ~ you can expect Lennon, ex-Beatle ly helped you just as those be- from our lawyers. Once again, I fore me assisted in the erection of type. Stark Raving Mike Hons. Music By Chris Starkey and outlets In the stages of life from childhood to young satisfied with the lack of guidance they adulthood, we lose many things. Innocence, depen- are getting from their own churches. You may not at it. more dence and virginity may immediately spring to like their style, but they are successful Spend money of the WLU mind, but one of the more unfortunate victims Graham Morbey, one of Chaplains, on the hi-fi. and off the real world is reli- in believe in growing up shoving to told me that 80% of people Canada churches gion. And I think the mainline are to God, and that everyone has some sort of religious blame. dimension. But at Laurier and other universities, the I was never really forced to go to church, but I manifestation of this realm is very difficult to see. Dan I have had also never put up a fuss. never what Since the 60's, college religion courses have seen Contractor from AOI others have may call a "religious experience" or spiralling enrollments, while philosophy courses of the been reborn, but I'm occasionally aware have dwindled. Is this a sign that students have a of I still church and I presence a higher being. go to new-found interest in religion? Morbey thinks not. am not ashamed to be Christian or for that matter "I don't think students necessarily reject Jesus I made it the Presbyterian. But through system, not [or religion], I think it's more a case that they ig- in of it because of it, but spite norant of Him [it]." According to Morbey, studies is small-town Perhaps it just a phenomenon, but have shown that students are more concerned about I think the Roman Catholic and Protestant their and roof. major making it through courses programs and Retractable lack of churches need to take a good look at their getting that first job than worrying about their formal programming for young people from high spiritual life. There 12 kids in school to marriage. were my Is there a place for religion in the life of a stu- Grade 8 Sunday School class, and all through high dent? Kevin & Brian When the first year, first-term essay crunch school, I only saw my old classmates at church WilPs had me down and bedraggled, I called mom for 4th around Christmas and Eastertime. Why? There was my year told some advice. She me to tack a piece of nothing in place to keep their spiritual mind in- paper above desk with the words: "This too shall volved. up my pass". I took her advice, and whenever my thesis I don't think it's too late for the Presbyterian, looms large or some local newspaper is on my ass United, Roman Catholic, Anglican, Lutheran or Bill Needle about or something, I remember those other "mainline" religions, but they should be look- four words. It may not seem earth-shatteringly over their shoulders at the Jehovah's ing Witnesses, A waterfountain. be of theological or to a statement profound Pentecostal, Christian Reformed, Baptist and Bahai spiritual beliefs, but it does the trick for me. faiths. Sometimes regarded as pushy or Bible- these associations do You consider thumping, religious manage to may yourself religious or to be- most of their the lieve in a keep youths throughout school higher being, but have you thought about Patrick and even recruit years, actively others. Often the your religiosity since coming to WLU? Remember, the who new youth members are dissidents from "old" for those do not question their faith - theirs is Geography religions - young women and men who are dis- a dead faith. the university blues by Kevin Matchstick Dancing space so we can shake down at times! Thomas Geography The Cord Weekly comment 12Thursday January 11,1990. letters...letter... Know a good prof? DEAR EDITOR: zation of teaching programs and other significant forms of leader- GENDER ISSUES Each OCUFA recognizes year ship are often important contribu- outstanding teachers in Ontario tions to the instructional process. universities, and since 1973 has COMMENTARY BY LIZA SARDI Nominations must include a -- at Ontario Canadian Press campus, anywhere even the of presented 189 awards across the Region University University covering nomination form, a Waterloo. He was with Women's Issues Coordinator angry feminists, at women. province. nominator's brief, and sufficient He yelled "You're all a bunch of feminists". Now Nominations are invited from from evidence, as sources many 14 women are dead. Dead because individuals, informal of 'No means Yes.' Panty Raids. Women for Rent. they were groups as possible, to make it clear that Bill Needle. killed women. faculty or students, or both, and Fourteen at l'universite de outstanding work deserving of We don't have to about that because such local facul- Montrdal. worry man organizations as recognition has been done. he killed himself after those 14 All of these have some serious shortly women. But ty associations, faculty or college brought to light Deadline for receipt of worry about what he represents, the hatred and councils, university committees questions about sexism. Unfortunately, these ques- nominations: March 31, 1990. anger he expresses. This tragedy should make us all concerned with teaching and tions don't all promote women's issues. By Christ- The original and five copies of a that mas around our has been basi- look closer at society allows men to learning, local student councils, the attitude campus kill the submission should be sent to: women. Don't limited one Women cally to say 'To fuck with all the publicity and all get by case. are departments, alumni and so on. the abused Violence is All of shit that has happened.' everyday. against women every- levels instruction are OCUFA Committee on Teaching students have become desensitized to where. It happens in Waterloo, at Laurier. It embraced — Frankly, may by these awards Awards have the abuse of women and their It's like those happened to roommate. It have graduate and rights. you, your may undergraduate 27 Carlton Street, Suite 400 pictures of starving children in Africa. Each time been your peer, your professor. teaching, continuing education Toronto, Ontario It's talk about it we see them, they lose more of their effect, until we easy to as someone else's prob- and faculty development. Ac- MSB IL2 lem. I'm not sexist!!". So does register no reaction or worse, a negative reaction. "Hey that mean that tivities such as course design, if not racist don't a or call Despite what think women are not you're have responsibility curriculum development, organi- (416) 979-2117 you may you equal in our society. Often the concerns of women to blacks, or to oppose apartheid? are shrugged off as the ranting of radical feminists, Women are always speaking out against the or lesbians, or "that time of the month". Reader pines for new trees violence they encounterat home, at school, at work, deny that sexism exists. In a recent May people on the street. They've held rallies, and vigils, and New Status study by the Brunswick Council on the 'Take Back the Night' walks. DEAR EDITOR: grand in the summer. But the of officer stated that assaulted in Women, a police It's time that men joined and took a stand in feeling of warmth and protection like beaten. else would women being Why they stay support of women. This means telling other men, I was reading the article on that is achieved by these trees in with their abusers? 62 cent of murdered per women friends, even the guy next to you at a bar how their cultural change in the Nov. 23 is- the winter outweigh what is lost in of domestic in Canada 1987 died as a result remarks or attitudes are to the assault Dr. in the contributing sue of your fine publication. summer. Unfortunately, the violence. on women in our society. Your silence does not Doug McKenzie-Mohr brought few conifers that we have, have home But those are abstract figures. Closer to support women. of and their ef- been the bottom. This up the issue trees pruned at is brutal of 14 we see the useless and slaying women It's time for men to talk to women, about men's fect on the community aesthetic. good for maintenance, but lousy at l'universit6 de Montreal. A man walked into the oppression of women. It some in for wind resistance and spurred thought my ap- U of M engineering building, though he could have it's also still a time for women to of the Unfortunately, mind of the choice trees on pearance. walked be afraid. into an engineering building on any grounds of W.L.U.. They are pre- Am I going to demand that dominant!/ deciduous. something be done? No, it's too in "iy an institution that late for me. But it's food for do caters to winter usage thought. In defense of Bill Needle we .ipvs trees that lose most of winter? Doug Bodrug theii during the COMMENTARYBY MARK PIVON 3rd Year Psychology Admittedly conifers are not as Bill that So now we have a new course, to make jokes about pression we are responsible To be Needle! Big fat deal! change something may not good, adults who can sort out these his needed Coke fix very Addict not Bill's nature would be to take but to elevate the I getting ole same subject to things. was wrong. have him and — your cat to the vet a height of near admiration by Nevertheless, a number of do- fixed. sure still ole the of and DEAF EDITOR: Yeah, you got means Geraldo Oprah gooders decided that what I was found were those little red — and — Bill to pet all fuzzy warm and the like hardly manages to reading was not proper for my There I was, up late doing "empty" lights mocking me. ~ in his will be the real but the gleam eye get message across. At mind. Listen, work for this fine institution of When is someone to ad- fragile you can go going He'll sit around least gone. by your lap by making a joke of it, it's ahead and opinions, 3urs when I felt my head slip dress the all-important issue of express your at night and eat kitty krunchies reduced what is close to its but for God's to r all of the late sake, do not try owe and lower to the desk un- pop supply to night and get fat with you. origin. mine in of your own iI...THUNK! caffeine addicts on campus? repress light What is the matter with you If I Or are we afraid of our- view! want toread about what The search went on for some just Are so afraid of deal- people! you selves? Are we so insecure in our ole Bill has to say, I will. If I like soothing caffeine but when I Tony Burke ing with the darker sides of life them it, fine. If I I'll tell him Irate own that by having don't, reached the pop machines all I Addict phobias that have to censor a column? you about it. And if he I published, someone might find us persists, Tell what is you gang, censorship the JUST WON'T READ HIS out and expose us for true Hawks France is Nice no to eliminate a problem. European way COLUMN ANYMORE! But say monsters that we really are. If T.S ostrich- It's been proven that the in of Im- don't in all self- this letter, front four Laurier exchange students studying Nice, France, Eliot's poem "Whispers you, your in-the-hole approach just doesn't reached the Cord the last issue went and the Christmas the tell me what's offices after out, mortality" was received by righteousness good work. havebeen -ed. I that references changed Cord, I wonder if it would be and what isn't. can judge The of Bill Needle is purpose for printed. Heaven forbid we should myself. these controversial issues Dear Canada! to put depict making love to the Censoring his column, and any- into a form that is easier to swal- of Or eyesockets a rotting corpse. thing else for that matter, only low. can I Greetings from your fellow Laurierites in France! We can't lie: (My goodness, say if Jonathan Swift alluded to his fuels the fire a little bit more for are of in swallow in this or is it too it's not too bad on the Cote d'Azur, but yes, we thinking you paper Modest Proposal, how many someone to come along and judge the Great White North! risqu6?) We are knocked in the murder can't people would cry bloody what history I can or leam, is but we'd with horror The beach is great, the bars are great, the travelling great, head every single day I or can't read, at this now-masterpiece of litera- what literature can Riviera have who all like to come home for Christmas. Life on the does its stories of sickos and weirdos be- or ture. Perhaps I spoke too soon and what religious, political did drawbacks: we're beginning to get wrinkles because of all the sun! have their stories of why they I wish to cause this is exactly the case with moralistic viewpoints Oh my! what they did -- and people just Shakespeare's depiction of the practice. and of it Geraldo and We've learned a few valuable lessons we've had our share gobble up. Oprah Jew in The Merchant of Shylock The Sixties were by If typified mishaps, but we're all the wiser for it. We've seen quite a bit of bear testimony to this. any- Venice. an idealism of freedom, brotherly French skin (!) i.e. Wankers and flashers. However, we've taken thing, Bill Needle pokes fun at love and togetherness; and while is "wanker these and their media. Be- Now there are lots of "precautions": our new terminology for an umbrella a people people there is of the fash- serious look under a resurgence spanker". (Paula is the last of the Mohicans to not have seen "one" cause Oprah takes a who are going to put me it is the case with the I'm I ions, hardly Leanne seen at it's deemed alright fire for what saying, and un- yet, though the "ones" Haley, Deb and have definitely pedophiles, ideologies of the period. What make for You don't know what for us to watch. But if Bill de- derstand the point they are trying up it!) you're missing we've become. the all individuals have hypocrites all had Christmas! Here's our list of a thousand cides to satirize same subject, to make. Not Hope you a great Thumbs to Bill and the offence to it. For their the discre- up special hellos. Hello to: Liza (the don), Lisa (the blond), Lisa (the fu- people take at disposal proper to show us what satirize between that guts he had - out loud, to some- tion to discern ture of IBM), Dr. Cristi and the Graff, Foo, Z, Greedy, Les crying prez. bad we're made of. It's too is to tick off. which is and satire and really "bite me", Daniel Boone Kressan, Opie and the Bluevale Crew, thing supposed you parody while countries are the that other 9 house 29 It's meant to bring stark that which is truth. I suppose Bill in Nadia's house, the house on Hickory, the on everyone be gaining freedom, we may Fittler and realities of the world at large right did it a little far at times, Bricker and the house on 12 Central, Greg McC and Steve, carry there will be ours. Perhaps - with losing know close in its simplest form, but that was only in keeping the most sexually responsive man, (Scully too), Schluppy (you up to- a when we can all share and it's to smell bad! the SCTV character by Dave day who are), Joelle, Sheila's Massage Parlour and staff, all the supposed you associated with and gether the joys and else who Because can't sit down Thomas. I this slight un- Cathys and Kathies, Andy and Mark, Mull, anyone you suppose freedom the freedom victim of is Canadian the speech, to intellectualize to a certainty why the wants a special hello (and yes, you too "UGLY") try of the that the criminal vic- Press decided press. Our address is: Residence Universitaire de la Baie des Anges some crime University (CUP) Dr. CUP format is In immortal words of 55, Chemin de St. Antoine de Ginestiere timized them because of an un- to intervene, and the WKRP: childhood. The victim still to minimize the of un- Johnny Fever of 06200 - Nice happy degree under the im- BOOGER! FRANCE has to contend with the act. Of certainty; but I was The Cord Weekly comment 13 Thursday January 11, 1990 COMIX Billy Learns a Lesson by Kevin Matchstick LIFE IN HELL By Matt Groening LIFE IN HELL By Matt Groening The Cord Weekly 14 Thursday January 11,1990 FEATURE IN\Out styte ofCife Elvis in the Nichols Centre Art student sightings in the Peters Building sightings Campus Laurier Biz student sightings in the Aird Building the new crest classes the new Laurier crest Thursday night 8:30 classes classes that begin after 11 classes that end by 1 The PC Club Fridays off long term commitments any day off Free Trade The Environmentalist Club The Berlin Wall Life" the "Single smoking on campus low impact aerobics in the AC dieting -peo-pCe think B is mark that A's who a a good any prof gives profs Deano Dr. Weir Arsenio Hall Geraldo Tom Cruise in Born on the Fourth of July TV evangelists home girls and boys Noreiga the Krauss twins Harold Ballard at home Nintendo The Minimalist Look . Trivial Pursuit - the 80's Version sleeping on a mattress FAX machines Balderdash milk crates A Question of Scruples bean bag chairs Pictionary futons answering machines fashion/6eauty longer short hair long hair and earrings on guys the "natural look" shoulder pads suede suede suede skirts, suede shoes, suede pants, boots, anything spandex leather trim jeans sweats Laurier wear Levis fabric snob Laurier being a nightgowns food chicken burgers from the Torque Room Canadian Beer coffee food in the new Dining Hall regular Ik cookies from the Room herbal tea without sugar Torque W British Beer Singapore Slings W cookies from the Cookie Connection tofu Hall Wilf's gourmet coffee in the Dining tea at diversions isn't necessarily IN) non-smoker) The old Turret (but the new Turret going to Wilf's (but only if you are a Week Fort Lauderdale during Reading The Twist on Saturdays going to Week home for Reading Week going anywhere warm during Reading going T.V. to playing cards to procrastinate (especially Euchre) watching procrastinate Restless Mutant Ninja Turtles The Young & The Teenage _ Santa Barbara Batman house music Panty Raids The Cord Weekly scene 15 Thursday January 11, 1990 Tap's down the toilet Loo closes James Neilson AREA NEWS you have yet to hear, Taps, King Street's infamous Ifden of iniquity will soon be closing its doors for the last time. This news comes as a rude surprise to those who hold memories of such fond Taps as a Laurier tradition. With in tears welling our eyes let's remember the good times... Since above 1982, all, Taps was a place to see, be seen, touch and and the be touched. Taps Hotel Waterloo's mere existence have con- theScene than of someone's tributed to more one case roommate having to sleep in the TV lounge for the night. No how hard could matter up you were, you always find someone at It's almost if those (or something) Taps. as pails of Sex on the Beach and Naked with or Strip go were spiked Spanish Fly. If you at there never got lucky Taps, take heart may be reward in the after- - reborn life you could be as a rabbit or a gerbil. It best was the to chest hair - if had place sport your you any. It was an even place to butt while better get your squeezed jostling up I'll to the bar for a shooter. always remember guzzling draught until Photo and out the back door to my eyeballs separated darting empty my lungs over the Deck's lovely railing. stories are endless. Almost Taps at this school has one Neilson, everyone of their own like the time somebody took off their panties (oops! I said the 'p' word) and won five free shooters from the bar. Did you James lose fake down ever a fingernail a guy's pants when you were danc- would ing with them? What your mothers think? There was always a WLU varsity team, whether they won or lost, above the Loo celebrating or sulking. Many the football or hockey their rookie woke up without any body hair to speak of after initiation night out at Taps. So why is it all over? What's going to happen to Taps, the Loo, lifted Chadd's and the Hotel proper? Taps will close its doors January 28. Polygram boycott Proprietor Peter Cadman has plans for a big WLU Homecoming party on the weekend of the 21st. After that there will be the final weekend said his station material, Andy Riga CUP Jorgensen according to Freeman, with things to a close on Bowl hasn't coming Super Sunday. played a jy Polygram who said he didn't know about all and done the Hotel will be converted When it's over with, to NATIONAL NEWS material since March. CFLR's problem. office space for the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce. Chadd's at The NCRA decide I show campus radio sta- to "The whole boycott was un- will continue exist at its Victoria Street location in Kitchener. to only DJs its "good faith" by the Freeman said. tions across the country i.fting necessary," "None There will be a auction of memorabilia on 29. If public January boycott even though CFLR is still of the stations bothered to contact can spin Polygram discs you're (or could a foozball table lucky just plain wealthy) you pick up not being serviced, Migone said. us. We were always ready to again, now that a boycott of for rec room. "I don't think your they were up serve them and we would have the company's artists has in and make down So the next two weeks try an effort to get to front about the whole thing," waived the fees if they would been lifted. for kick Taps one last of the can. I'm sure that you'll all be packed in Migone said, "(but) the important have asked." The 25-member National like sardines beers the bar — drink and to get two at one to one to thing is that it has been resolved." Freeman said that because of someone's head. the old while it last Campus and Community Radio pour over Enjoy place enjoys its Blaming the boycott on a limited staff, the company's Association (NCRA) officially fling and maybe you'll find someone there to enjoy it with. "communication breakdown," priority is with commercial radio. ended — the boycott a protest official Goodbye Taps. Rest in Peace. Polygram David Freeman During the boycott, NCRA $100 against Polygram's per year said the had been will- company members refused to play material record service fee -- Nov. on 1, ing to offer the material for free distributed by Polygram, to inter- two months after launching it. all along. view artists Polygram or to pres- The NCRA called off the Every station that called the ent or sponsor concerts featuring boycott after Polygram offered to is free company now receiving the company's artists. waive the fees for campus sta- tions said Chris Migone, a boycott organizer and music The Scene at a glance director at McGill University's CKUT. For who's had of NUMUS anyone ever a heart, sity Waterloo, Con- offer Just to turn aroundand break it. will Polygram's covers only certs present a provocative And who's its alternative which for anyone ever played a repertoire, program of new music-theatre. includes the Cocteau Jazz part, The will Twins, evening include a full to turn around and hate it. Butcher and 'Siouxie and Only the second-half premiere by noted are TheVelvet Underground Banshees. Glenn and will Tom Szeibel, Photo composer Buhr, Migone said he doesn't know also feature works Charles CURRENT NEWS by why Polygram decided to change Dodge, George Crumb, and its Wilcox policy. In keeping with the spirit of Toshiro Mayuzumi. Tickets are "They were probably sick of Band-Aid and Northern Lights, $8.99 general, $5.99 stu- speaks with the he dealing boycott," said. "Stairway to Heaven/Highway dents/seniors, and are available at "There have been some the door or in advance from might to Hell" represents a collabora- Feizal Valli MUSIC REPORT internal — either from Books. pressure tion of some of the biggest names Wordsworth Perennial Wilcox to Turret Novem- bar musician David came our once again higher up or from an alternative in rock music, warning the youth ber 29. Shortly after the show, Scene writer Feizal Valli managed to commit CONCERTED ACTION label with new releases that of today about the perils of drug the interview. famed guitarist to a brief telephone weren't getting campus airplay." abuse. Gorky Park, Skid Row, Fred Hale in the CORD: Hello? joins us new All but one NCRA member Scorpions, Ozzy Osbourne, Wilf s on Saturday. WILCOX: Yes, hello. Is there a...Feizal Valli there please? station is now being serviced by Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, and Check out the frivolity of Lunar- CORD: Speaking. Polygram. Cinderella all donated a day or fest at Phil's Grandson's Place This is WILCOX: David Wilcox. CFLR, at Laurentian Univer- two to make the album a reality. Thursday CORD: tonight. How are ya doin' Dave? sity in Sudbury, is still having The Tragically Hip play Fed WILCOX: Just fine. this COMING EVENTS Listen, before we start interview, I have to problems getting Polygram Hall ask Friday night. of -- you not to tape any it no tape recorders, alright? promotional material, according The Noon Hour Concert Series at Scott Merritt with Two will play CORD: sure...O.K. What did think of Well, you the crowd here at to its station manager Carl Conrad Grebel College of the Princess Cinema January 18. Laurier in December? And that (U W) are they always rowdy? Jorgensen. features a host of new and inter- A Grand River Folk WILCOX: Society pro- They were fantastic. I don't know about calling them Jorgensen said his station esting music. duction. - let's I hasn't rowdy just say they give a positive reception to my shows. got any material yet, even Jan 10 Back in Canadian Music Concert the area once again, Na- have a time with the really great college crowds. though a Polygram representative Jan 24 tional New Music of Carol Ann Velvet will be onstage at CORD: Why do like the circuit much? it said four weeks the you playing college so Is ago station Weaver the Bombshelter 18. because take well January they so to you? would be added to the mailing Feb 7 Performance Art Concert The Works play Stages WILCOX: I think that January Basically, they're more honest. They're more list. Feb 28 New Music Concert 26. receptive, And after "If y'know? all, they like to party...l like to party; It they decide not to send us' Mar 24 Early Baroque Music The Bombshelter the Or- just works. won't presents albums, we cause a stink," All concerts are at the Chapel and dinaires January 26. CORD: of looked be said in in- Speaking partying, you to a little trashed on Jorgensen a telephone free are and to the Tickets for The the I open public. Finally! The are stage other night. understand that you're notorious for that kind terview. "We just want people to On January 19 at 8 in the now on sale for the show Febru- of thing. True? know that all p.m. not stations are get- 12. CONTINUED ON PAGE theatre at the Univer- ary , 19 ting material from Polygram." The Cord Weekly 16 Thursday January 11, 1990 I F I G U R E O U "T1 ALL mam -fc Wmm I (J/ftlh js j ARE WE A BACKWARD NATION ? Not really. Its just that some- mixed For we a little mixed with these times we get a little up. instance, got up Can which ones are backward^ pictures. you guess printed The Cord scene Weekly 17 Thursday January 11,1990 On thursday at 11:30 in the Con- course they'll be brewin' up some home style fixin's from the its solid reputation. Festival will alow Motherland. the SARCOPHAGUS will be you to meet For hungry or an Russian people face to face, to gluttonous there will be heaping important theatrical eventBACKat IN THE listen their to opinions, and to ob- portions of hot Borshch - a com- Laurier as it has been in L.A., serve them in a different context. mon and the USSR. popular Russian soup of Europe, and It is a re- You might say it was a chance to vegetables and broth. An assort- markable achievement when one REPORT FESTIVAL "Get Back" without "Getting ment of cookies, pastries, and Even". Soviet sweets will be available Ellis for Of by Roy Each day 150 million people purchase as well. these I awake, toil, and return to bed in suggest the ever satisfying the Soviet Union. That's nine Smolensk Slices, and dare not RCMP comrades the The don't know it, but per square kilometer of overlook Varenki or the in- one of our professors has been Russian turf, and there's plenty of imitable Khvorst (reputed to be turf - 17 million Ustinov's suspiciously contacting a man km/sq (Canada passion). named "Yuri" at the Soviet em- boasts nearly 10 Yet million). we SARCOPHAGUS bassy. are never encouraged to learn much about this Espionage? Intrigue? KGB strange culture - the BACK IN THE this During activities? mysterious race. As kids we USSR Festival, students at them Sorry Ludlum fans, this isn't imagined as big bad Laurier will be witness to the Ca- the Fourth Protocol, its just Dr. peasants - not a nice sort at all. nadian premier of Vladimir Loren the Calder, Chairman of the During high school years we Gubaryev's new play, SAR- BACK IN THE USSR Festival, adopted the Orwellian "BIG COPHAGUS - A TRAGEDY. dicussing the particulars of trans- BROTHER" phobia. Com- The ol the munism play porting a Russian art exhibit to was ominciygiyLg revolves ardand the diverse Laurier. political bodysnatcher which in- many people effected the 1986 vested itself into the by GET BACK! Glasnost has overpower- Chernobyl Nuclear plant disaster. come to Laurier! ing characters of men like Stalin, Characters in the play include ex- hausted medical staff, Soviet State investigators, massively' Dateline: May 1967 radiated firemen, radiated "Our writers are not supposed to have the are right, bureaucratic officials, physicists not endowed with the to their consid- right, express and peasants. Why there's even a the ered judgements about moral life of man and radiated cow named "Dasha". in their Gubaryev, who writes for the society, or to explain own way the social Soviet State Pravada, problems and historical experience that have been newspaper, was the first journalist to arrive at so deeply felt in our country." Chernobyl in the aftermath of the Julia O'Hallarn stars as Befsmertney, an asylum inmate in Alexander from Solzhenitsyn, exerpt reactor explosion. Gubaryev, an Theatre Laurier's production of Sarcophagus. The premiere of Letter to the Fourth Congress of Soviet, 1967. eyewitness to the indescribable the play ushers in the Back in the USSR festival. jJza horrors and personal tragedies Sardi, Photo which followed the world's most considers that and in twenty years ago on, the back of our minds 11th and Starting January Khrushchev and Brezhnev. But serious nuclear accident, invites the Soviet censorship board, we thought..hmmm, sounds like to the continuing through 16th, now, with the inestimable his audience to share his experi- detained Glavlit, Solzenitsyn's a decent idea. Laurier students will be - participa- changes taking place in the Soviet ence to draw near to the human Girl and the In- play, "The Love In the Russian language the ting in Glasnost - hands on! Bloc countries we are to lives which suffered as a result of required nocent." for nearly a decade. word "propaganda" is not neces- BACK IN THE USSR is a festi- reconsider our Soviet the - human lives has neighbours catastrophe Today, Glasnost taken the sarily a pejorative - it is not val for Laurier students, in of which light new Russian reforms have become mere of the Soviet artist's gags out synonomous for "a pack of lies". organized by Laurier students and In and attitudes. short, we need to statistics on the evening news. mouth and has given Russian lit- In Russian it is simply a method staff to a colourful weave present and take look at the USSR is stop a Sarcophagus a dangerous erature the momentum to travel of educating people how to better of the art, thought, drama, music, before and after Perestoika. play for dangerous and the days unhindered in its own land and themselves andtheir society. food, and politics of the Soviet The following blurbs are dangerous mentalities which It is remarkable abroad. a play There is no doubt that Russian Republic. meant to pique interest in would convince that the your us because it boldly reminds us how propoganda has seen dark days, Contrary to Western popular the BACK IN THE USSR Festi- nuclear issue is out of the is politi- tiny our globe, and how fragile and for decades at a time has Glasnost is not sole opinion, val, but only at the cal pending tray and into the his- your presence her inhabitants. slipped into the clutches of an property of Tom Brokaw and the events and exhibits will give you iron bureaucracy. But the tables NBC News. Nor it Nightly is a true taste of Glasnost. Dateline: March 1987 4 have turned. only contained in the brags and . . An altogether fascinating ex- "One of Gorbachev's boasts of political subterfuge. most remarkabl|pTnoves in his ■H hibit of post-perestoika Glasnost has entered the public campaign for glasnost or openess in Soviet public propaganda posters will be on domain the as subtle interpenetra- mm life has been abol largely to lish these display at the Paul Martin Center tion of East and West, made pos- taboos informatic during the festival. You will 888 on giving Dn to the Soviet public at sible by good forward-thinking notice the same bold, Big Borshch Jarge. Sarcophagus is one } of the first fruits of this passionate, women and men on either side of industrial strength graffic images, while the f\ disaster the Berlin Wall. Jan 11th policy, Chernoby itself was to a crumbling Thursday. the yet underlying messages are extent Unlike an evening in Toronto great the irresistab •le force that the obliged new and suprising. Evidently, the watching the Moscow Ballet, the We gave Moscow the Big hitherto immovable block o »112 Soviet Gorbachev news cencorship government is at war six day BACK IN THE Mac, they've brought us USSR Borshch. to give way..." with a stubborn, granite-faced bureaucracy. These new Michael Gl< 3nny, from his foreword to posters announce all too cleary: The New Sarcophagus. Enemy of the Russian People? BUREAUCRACY! In another, torical cabiult: filing Case Performances: Jan 11-16, Bpm. two Russian workers are chained Closed. Theatre Auditorium. together by the word Anne-Marie Tymec, of "bureaucracy", while below the Theatre Laurier, stressed that Red Sky at Night caption reads: They Wanted Us SARCOPHAGUS was neither an To Take Initiative! Still more anti-nuclear nor an anti-Soviet the Following premier per- haunting are the anti-Stalinist work. formance of SARCOPHAGUS, posters. Most moving is the one "Its -, a cautionary play," said a the Russian Ambassador to Cana- painted in angry red slashes read- tossled but indefatigable Tymec. da Mil officially the Festi- open ing: 1934. Remember? How "A of human error which tragedy val, and later in perhaps join us a Could We Forget! caused devastating results." of game Twister. This display of post- Possessed with the play, the Perestoika is rare and Pure posters un- cast and crew asked a specialist Propaganda usual. Be sure to see it. Refer to Jan from the Bruce Nuclear Plant Satuday 13 to the festival calendar for specific brief them in the of ways neutron times. bombardment and Geiger- Soviet propaganda posters counters. For solid have a week, a fascinating history. For Greenpeace meets Glas- Tymec has been trying desperate- you and I our first taste of Com- nost: ly to locate authentic Qelalugaq an recording munist propaganda were probably of a Soviet nuclear alarm siren those puzzling black and white This second theatrical offer- Neville Blair, as the in Chernobyl is needed scene one. It is is meant power plant director, ques- this at- posters stapled to construction ing for younger tioned in by tention detail barriers - but investigator Marney Eddington Sarcophagus. to that has given MAKE THE RICH audiences, all are invited to Leslie O'Dell Tony Burke, Photo and Theatre Laurier PAY! We and walked __ laughed, CONTINUED ON PAGE 18 The Cord Weekly scene 18 Thursday January 11,1990 Enjoy the festival's Russian flavour 17 CONTINUEDFROM PAGE of dissent and protest without so Moscow Art Visit the of the and Gallery. Students acting Film Studies "Trial presents on share in the The much as a backward glance. in the John Aird Center Directing classes at WLU have performance. Foyer the Road", by Ivan Lapshin, Jan Frumkin graduated from Recital Hall. since before Christ- story involves a Russian child been working 11th. Leningrad in 1974 John Aird Recital and Canadian child who Conservatory 4pm mas to these - a Opening: prepare offerings. Dr. Paul Tiessen will be view- icebound with a degree in Musicology. Hall. Check Calendar for other These three be- cooperate to save an thespian delights ing "The Man with the Movie Check Festival whale. Sound familiar? Calender for times. at SPM in Rm IEI. Qelalugaq gin Camera", Jan. 15th at 2:30 in Rm times. is presented by Actsense, a com- 2E7. and the USSR which in theatre Media Gorbachev's Reforms - pany specializes Refer to the red and black Festi- for the developmentally chal- lenged. Ilk. Check out these "What have is credentials.„jjJJ 3pm. Paul Martin Center you a genera- Us and them. The Goodgu>s tion of exhausted \\ union." aga ..awa The w Soviet woman. Where is Red, White and Blue. Barrie cor- her en Zwicker, Media analyst and pub- fii'erm' ro<. i-ii lisher, will present a workshop YOU DON'T KNOW professor of sociology at Brock examining WesiWn 'mSia ahi- HOW LUCKY YOU ARE, University, and Meg Luxton. rndes towards the Soviet Union. torate a of coordinator women's three are: Glasnost is two plays a way street, the for a little Soviet artists Gulag Archipelago are breathing - "Duck Hunting" by A. and starting Thursday January and the BACK IN porridge tasting. Regardless, again, during Vampilov - Check out the Princess Cinema 11th, the street will be open in Vladimir and his USSR Festival will Frumkin, THE students - "The Suicide" N. Erdman for Russian films between by special both directions. Who in fact ven- daughter Maya, will perform tra- have access to a collection of - "The Without Love" L. Bth and 11th. City by January tures out from our side remains to ditional and Russian artwork exhibited the contemporary songs by Ustinov - The of Waterloo University . be seen. 1 xx. LAURIER GRADS II Photo' sto be I ■■■ « 3 taken in room vf S)° • 112 or P2005 X " 0 0 P2113 *- * «' Dates Jan * ■', . r | 17,18 19,20-22 A SHOOTERS JL 65 University Ave. E. Waterloo 888-6181 f?|ir£|j* Jsn 11" LIVE MUSIC with th© return KA\r\ \a/imtcd n acta ccct MID WINTER PASTA FEST A of "BIG NOISE" All You Can Eat Spaghetti ( || jan 18 . "FLOOR PARTY" I Only $3.99 50 University Ave. E. 5 -11 I * * pm Giveaways Prizes & 10c 8-11 D.J. Dancing till 1 am (|j Wings pm TheCord Weekly -— scene 19 Thursday January 11, 1990 Poet/playwrite Samuel Beckett dead at 83 Mark Pivon his of Descartes lived paralleling study two together until their mar- English. Of the works with their plays and novels alike, Beckett and writing his critical IN MEMORIUM study riage in March 1961. English publication dates, there deals symbolically with the "Proust" in 1931. Significantly, the Beckett fled were the and of Beckett, Irish born During war, plays "Endgame" cruelty suffering human he became with acquainted the from the Gestapo with Suzanne (1958), "Krapp's Last Tape" life. Yet, while contain Samuelpoet, novelist, and fore- they Irish and novelist James poet and worked as a farm labourer in (1959), "Happy Days" (1961), his works also most dramatist in the theatre of pathos, manage an Joyce. unoccupied Southern France. He and "Play" (1964); the narrative unusual mix of hilarious the absurd, passed away on De- comedy. used his the farm works His 29. evenings at to prose "Murphy" (1938) influence on cember From 1932 to 1937 Beckett subsequent the novel which and "How It Is" (1964); and the His life, as well as his death, produce Watt, dramatists, those who wrote, travelled restlessly and particularly collections be shrouded in was not published until 1953. verse "Whoroscope" followed in the absurdist tradi- appear to mystery. held various jobs. His income, (1930) and "Echo's Bones" When he took ill three days ear- tion, was enormous. His impact which was minimal if ever ex- (1935). with his was also consider- lier on Monday, sources were prose istant, was usually supplemented Beckett is considered by reluctant to announce his status able, and in 1969, Samuel Bec- by his father, William. William's as one of the most he many original kett received the Nobel Prize for until Thursday, whereupon death in 1933 shocked Beckett writers of the mid-twentieth Yet, his death was literature. passed away. profoundly and he frequendy be- century. He was instrumental in Beckett not announced until nearly a May Samuel continue came depressed upon mention of establishing a new concept of and later. Ironically, his life to mystify, amuse, astound week the subject. Yet when asked about drama which contains no well his appar- confound the generations to story, as as occupation, his childhood and his relationship ent plot or action. In all of his has been equally obscured. come. to his parents, Beckett called it Sources claim that Beckett "...uneventful. You might say I born in Foxrock, near had was a happy childhood...although Wilcox seeks Elvis others Dublin, while still claim he I had little talent for happiness. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 15 was born on Good Friday, But I often We April was lonely. were WILCOX: [he laughsj Wen, a lot or people asK me if I'm blind or on 1906; his birth certificate like fa- when I but that's far from the truth. On 13, yet brought up Quakers. My acid or something play stage states May 13. Nevertheless, ther never beat me, nor did I'm focused and that's all. I focus on the music and my very intense, scholars have attached an from home." many mother run away people interpret me as being somewhereelse. to the former In Beckett settled undue importance 1937, CORD: What's your favourite drink? a feat Beckett never dis- in Paris. Two That would but of the time I'd date, permanently years WILCOX: depend on my mood, most When he was con- later he met his wife-to-be. In the to Jack to salute Jack couraged. have say Daniels, [short pause Daniels] fronted with all these curious Beckett listen early hours of January 7, CORD: Considering that so many people to you, maybe we areas of he could two know what listen disagreement, and others were returning should you to. in in- only delight all the from an evening out. They were WILCOX: Well, right now I'm listening to an African called In the period extending from group consistencies, "I like all the lies later a who con- and I'm to stopped by pimp 1947-1949, Beckett saw himself [some very long, incomprehensible name] always listening and - there legends the more are, goaded Beckett for Elvis was a real influence for me and in I to tinually at his most productive, creating Elvis. many ways try the I become." more interesting in him - his and He had money exchange for one of his the trilogy "Malloy", "Mallone emulate y'know, style presence. great presence. After attending Portola Royal best refused CORD: Do think that Elvis is alive? girls. When Beckett Dies", and"The Unnamable", all you Academy in Northern Ireland, he the became written WILCOX: Do you? repeatedly, pimp in French. Beckett always entered Dublin. Trinity College, angered and stabbed Beckett. A hailed CORD: Well, I'm pretty sure that he's in my Psych 100 class. He sits these as his greatest There he earned a B.A. in who witnessed in the back. nearby woman, achievements, although critics and romance languages four years the incident, assisted Beckett and WILCOX: I think Elvis is alive in the hearts of those who loved his considered "Waiting For Godot" later in 1931, he managed an his friends attending to his music. by superior. M.A.. While in transit between comfort while an ambulance ar- CORD: Y'know you look alot like Rodney Dangerfield. How do you Beckett's literary contribu- the two he two feel that? degrees, spent rived. That woman was Suzanne about tions after 1945 were written in teaching in Paris, as well as Deschevaux-Dumesnil, and the WILCOX: I like He's funny. years French and later translated to Actually, Rodney. pretty God damned CORD: Whabis it, do you think, that makes you so cool? Cafe Bon Choix unveils of that I line-up WILCOX: [he gets a hearty laugh out one] Well, listen, I don't know about 'cool' part, but if had to narrow it down I'd have Andrew Laurier and is Sardi ARTS of Stubbs, a professor at co- Liza to say it was because I gargle with fabric softener. Don't try that at sponsored by the English Dept., the City of Water- home, though. Cafe Bon Choix Performance Series is loo and Cafe Bon Choix. CORD: What's you favourite form of birth control...if any? The to informal offering budding poets an opportunity Tuesday's fairly program also includes WILCOX: Hmm.Jet me 5ee...0.K., a vitamin B tablet between the share their own works and in return receive dinner along with the entertainment for a small fee. -- music! elevator music. knees no, no wait...elevator Yeah, and The best is assured it's under $10 for meal responses encouragement. part I'm that a or pub school. CORD: When I was a kid, I threatened to blow up my high that the open readings follow some great local fare. What was the worst thing that you did in high school? and Canadian talent There will also be a contest where you can get WILCOX: Off-hand I think it was the time myself and some friends The January 16th program includes poets meal for free for the most interesting center- your set off a stink bomb in the courtyard and it was a really windy day so Marion Micros and Donna Paul Massel, WLU stu- piece. It can be "any weird object, found or made for all of the fumes got blown into the school. We really got burned Rahn slides from U W Stubbs. dent Marion on guitar and of junk or art" says up, that one. Fine lan Moar. Moar's The of fiction and drama Arts Grad Some of paintings series music, poetry, trouble that David CORD: And that's the most you, Wilcox, have can be seen hanging in Cafe Bon Choix. will take place again on February 27 and March 13. been in as a kid? The series also features Canadian au- On Ist there will also be an Education Week prominent May WILCOX: No comment. thors Constance Rooke So if Hugh Hood, Leon Rooke, special on Storytelling. you're a budding poet, in CORD: Have you ever been involved a panty raid? and KW's own Jane from their musician, or take advantage of Urquhart reading painter photographer WILCOX: No comment. own work. this to showcase talent and receive opportunity your CORD: I get the idea. Thanks for the time, Dave. The performance series evolved from the efforts some feedback from professionals. WILCOX: No problem. Take it easy. Are Yearbook until 1990? you mad that you didn't get your 88/89 Keystone Are mad that it took two weeks to a done at UTM? you get poster don't like what's in the CORD? Are you mad because you being printed THEN DO SOMETHING!!! GET INVOLVEDII? WLU Student Publications is the organization responsible for The CORD, UT&fT, and the Keystone year- book (among other things). We need good people to be on our Board of Directors. Two positions are for the rest of the WLU student for the and all are welcome. open year. Any can run positions, If still need volunteers to out with the news- Administration and Directorship isn't your thing, we help of paper and yearbook. The position of CORD Copy Editor is also open, giving you a chance to be one the information. would do it! first to see the paper. Come up to the 2nd Floor S.U.B. for more Bronson The Cord Weekly 20 Thursday January 11,1990 scene Germino caught being someone else for ing something a little different and and they're pretty damn good, trumpets strummy South too much. but it is definitely not an attention lyrically they can get somewhat American guitaring on the album, Lead vocalist Joel Ellis has a If grabber. you want something to relevant. but the whole thing sounds like voice that makes people cringe. get you up and I suggest All in all, this is album Toto translated into Brazilian dancing, an that mu- It's like fingernails grinding oh- looking elsewhere. sical form -- would make even Alex Trebek lots of craftwork, so-deliberately down a black - Roxanne Chartrand stand and take notice and is litde spark, little excitement. up board, and listening to him too become it sure to an underground Maybe was just a bad day will long ultimately give you a classic in the near future. for Paralamas when recorded they headache. It's not that Ellis can't this. On the should - Feizal Valli bright side, - sing he hints at a true ability in Mr. Mambo ever his own get "Every Sunrise" (though sound- television show, there's a lot of ing somewhat like Stevie Nicks), stuff on Bora Bora that would yet chooses to revert to a bad make background music. great mixture of Axl Rose (Guns n' - Stover Jonathan Roses) and ACDC's Brian Johnson. However, Ellis does of Caught in the Act Being play a mean harmonica on Ourselves "Jude's Kiss". Mark Germino Guitarist Takashi "Jam" BMG Records There Goes the Wondertruck O'Hashi, drummer Randy Meers, Mary's Danish and Yashurio "Butch" Hatae on ? As stated in the title of this bass complete the lineup of Cats second album from Mark In Boots, but they too are unable a has Germino, singer-songwriter Los Angeles a tendency to to redeem Kicked & Klawed. A based in Nashville, the LP con- either mellow people out or turn few tracks would sound good if the of centrates on problems them just plain nasty, and if slower and with less dis- Bora Bora played everyday life. Danish is indication It Mary's tortion. "Whip Out" has a any Paralamas Even though Germino's of LA's effects, then they would funky beat with a good bass line, music does fall into the Capitol not definitely be the latter. and "Long Long Way From of category contemporary pop The band, fronted by two Home" isn't bad, but that's prob- at an music, it does times have women who look, I've to scary enough, managed lose the press ably because the riff is a sped-up The album's like Joe off sort of kit for this Brazilian upbeat pop tempo. Walsh, come album, but I Kicked & Klawed steal from a Rolling Stones song. best include "Third Coast songs like the Bangles gone bad or seem to recall that the kit in- Cats In Boots The rest of Kicked & Klawed is Rag", "Backstreet Mozart" and on a bad acid formed me that Paralamas was at best. Tracy Chapman trip EMI annoying the title track. downtown Nash- the Brazilian in the heart of equivalent of the Surprisingly, the lyrics are Germino, not quite being him- ville. The 12 tracks on this, their Rolling Stones, selling out con- good, or at least amusing, but like This must be a first - a heavy to certs self, makes an attempt imitate debut, whip by at a frantic pace constantly over the past few the vocals, are a hidden talent of metal band comprised of two Bruce Springsteen in and contain some rather interest- years. Joel Ellis, unless you read the American and two Japanese in 'A' them: "Can the whole al- "Propaganda Requiem ing song titles; among Unfortunately, cover. Just by listening, you're musicians, and produced by an bum Minor" and fails miserably. I have a Smoke, Dude?" and seems to lack force. Bora not likely to understand much Australian (Mark Opitz). So what Caught in the Act of Being "Hey There Man". But, by no Bora is pretty dispirited stuff. through the shrieks and wails. happens when metalheads from Ourselves is if are look- means is this a There are lots of good you joke; musically, saxophones and - Tom Szeibel East and West join forces? Not Changed! 11l WLU's own 100% student run typesetting sevice is now under NEW management! HH We complete professional work at reasonable prices. We're easy A|l to find on the second floor of the Student Union Building. * * Hf |H Resumes Newsletters * * HHnj| Flyers 'Business Cards Letterhead 884*2990 A Division of WLU Student Publications The Cord Weekly scene 21 Thursday January 11, 1990 Tampering ruins traditional Nutcracker Marney Eddington rapher of Ballet de Thibodeau useless. For the futuristic The Montreal, (and (Nutcracker), and world, most disappointing aspect ARTS famous for rubber tubes attached of doing traditional Yvon Brault (Drosselmeyer) was long to the show was certainly the times in a modern balloon-like finale. the ff Co how many pieces light) present- evident, yet Clara especially dis- huge objects made of According to program, ed the audience with "the an a certain forced what looked like Saran-Wrap, celebration comes to an end l3have you seen the updated played stiff, qual- version of this filled with air and took with in story. ity in her movements. Also, as a were up everyone participating a show?", asked one blond Instead of at chil- much of the back After finale waltz". How opening a company, the group was lack- stage. glorious con- beauty in a red lace dress. when dren's Christmas party, as occurs luster. that, however, they were never fusing then, the curtains Her slim friend, who looked in the into the action. closed original version, this ballet The set was bothersome as integrated They on a poorly done, very in- stunning in a floor-length in a dance the chil- hindered the the glorious little opens studio; well; simple and appropriate in movement of dance that did not black velvet gown, answered dren dancers and had even include the of the are given permission to try the beginning - an overhead a distracting presence "This is my haughtily, on costumes from the Nutcracker habit of main dancers! showing a child-like perception slowly floating fourth time." four?" "Only ballet reward their of dance of which There was a moment of em- as a for hard a studio, then a living downstage at time Drossel- cool and The barrassed silence in the audience a third, work. rest of the minimal - laughed story prog- room, and stage props meyer would surreptitiously at- a of confident in black patent resses much like the in before splattering applause original; the ending seemed heavy and tempt to push them back again. began. Then certain characters shoes, drop-waist skirt and short, Clara, who has become in her meets with small roles started crossing matching Holt Renfrew jack- caught up fantasies, counselor who the front of the in front of "This is seventh the Drosselmeyer, stage et. my the introduces her to the Nutcracker lowered curtains, waving time!" doll. The doll and Clara become crazily. No one seemed certain I No, was' not witnessing a when what to do and seemed very good friends but the everyone of the stars at an Oscar to be meeting terrible King of the Rats appears, quite obviously hoping that Awards Night; Ballet de Nutcracker dies the this was only the protecting not some new type of a Montreal's The Nutcracker which curtain young girl. very prolonged call. the Centre-in-the- for played at All is not lost however, Finally the stage re-opened on 12 to 16. Square December And Drosselmeyer appears and trans- our last glimpse of Clara, but it "beauties" I overheard in the the forms the Nutcracker into a was only a ten-second view of her lobby during intermission were prince. At this point, Toussaint's back in the dance studio, hugging old. In six or seven years case version of the story differs greatly the Nutcracker doll which her in- I instead of you are wondering why am from the original, for structor had given her. Not excit- and mentioning this occurrence, this sending the prince Clara to ing enough to merit the two fashion it turns out, the of the Sugarplum tiny-tot show, Kingdom minute awkward pause between was one of the more enjoyable Fairy, the two find themselves in the "finale" and the "ending". of the world" where parts evening. "a fantasy futuristic My favourite part of the ballet The Nutcracker well-known is and automatic. is all mechanical (and the only part that seemed to for its much Tous- Christmas fairy-tale theme, And as as I give fully capture the audience's atten- music of for his innovative tion Tchaikovsky's and, saint credit ap- the way this ever-popular for the fact that it is a The the course, proach to Nutcracker, ballet is supposed to) was the na- venture be- results were not as tional dances good money-making unfortunately which were put on love idea. The cause kids it so much. Eddy intriguing as the talent for the entertainment of Clara and Toussaint, director and choreog- of Brigitte Valette (Clara), Mario the prince in the last part of the show. The Russian, Arabian, Chinese, and Egyptian dances, among others, were full of Juveniles to the Max vitality, humourand energy. I cannot help but wonder why, for example, a dancer like Helene Mark Pivon MUSIC lead guitarist on Geddy Lee's vocal chores making the rendition REPORT Dion (one of the snake-charmer's nothing short of incredible. in snakes the Indian number) was band of there is to be every popular any time, sure Quite honestly, the Juvenile's version of "Battlescar" put Mitchell For not designated a larger role, for clone band left in its some wake. For Max Webster to shame compared to the time he played it back in September at U of she was excellent. As well, I must there is Universal who their six- W. But Mitchell is the of the both Juveniles, were celebrating easily at top list comparing ver- the say, Kitchener-Waterloo th sions of "Go For Soda". The Juveniles somehow butchered anniversary Friday night at the Highlands. that song. Symphony was superb. I'm be critical of how The acoustics at the are contribution Now, not one to anyone's lifestyle, but can Highlands no to any concert, And of course, I cannot forget either. A of mine remarked you go on playing someone else's music over and over again for six guest quite pointedly about the days of the little fashion show, which so I to and when, under different years? guess it's each his own, I could understand if they yore management, the club had a large acoustic pleasantly and successfully enter- were curtain to the ill effects. making money, but even this was hardly the case at this sparsely remedy Perhaps present management should tained I take the it me when wasn't ponder- populated club. hint. Is any wonder that the club cannot draw large crowds where Touissant must have older members of the band whenever it concert? ing Maybe the were getting fed up too, be- stages a after all, The the But the Universal Juveniles off gone wrong; cause Juveniles have a brand new drummer, bassist and even a pulled a great show, with techni- Nutcracker will be first the effects made always new keyboard player. Nevertheless, show they put on was re- cally complete lighting and amusing stage props up of and foremost a child's inflatable delight. markably accurate to a Kim Mitchell concert and was refreshingly palm trees, flamingos and a walking human sunshine. Obviously Touissant did not com- I I I that these funny throughout the course of the two sets. suppose am ranting because can see guys have pletely fail to entertain, then, for with all of talent. But I wonder if realize that They opened up the big Max hits, stemming from they they can't get anywhere play- the aforementioned conversation "Gravity", "A Million Vacations", "In the World of Giants" and"The ing covers exclusively. I only hope that they realize this before ended with one uncriti- all the too old to reach evidently Party", way to some newer Kim Mitchell hits like "Rockland they're success. Hopefully they can manage some cal child saying to a friend, "So, Wonderland" and "Go For Soda". An material the and amazing rendition of "Battles- original alongside Max sets achieve some artistic wanna come back tomorrow and car", a song which Max Webster recorded with Rush, featured the recognition for-themselves. make it eight times?!" ARE i WE A>s: « UNLESS . ALWAYS WE ARE iSr T?-- W OPEN... LA M CLOSED. LUNAR - SUNDAY MONDAY AND TUESDAY NIGHTS NFL Playoffs NBA Basketball K FEST fiocwNcsl NHL Hockey WEDNESDAY NIGHT The Gregarious GARY McGILL creating ham andfrivolity for all our regular customers may at Phils Gler's 15 King St. N. Waterloo Where Jukeboxes are a working throwback to the 60's" NOTE: Student OSAP at accepted par. -* . The Cord Weekly 22 Thursday January 11, 1990 Students Can Save $20 on Bus Pass dollars is student - Twenty many things to a university a special meal out at Swiss a few drinks at student the Chalet, your pub, a night at movies, or even half the cost of a textbook - if you're lucky. the of of the Realizing importance every one your dollars, University Affairs of Students' has worked hard subsidies department your Union, to get from both the cities of Kitchener and Waterloo reduce the of bus 20 dollars. to cost your pass by Letters were retailers in Kitchener which sent out to the area stressed the importance of making student Kitchener easier and them their in letter access to urging to express concern form. These Kitchener letters were later presented to both the and Waterloo city councils. The result is 20 dollar in the of bus a saving cost your pass. Besides the the the bus is travel and from savings on pass, a great way to to school. You will have suffer headache caused the endless search for never to a by a parking spot, will have that those cold winter nor you to pray your engine turns over on mornings. Transit for be for passes January to April can purchased a total of 110 dollars. is the last the A booth is Today, January 11, day you can purchase pass. set up across from the info-centre. WIN Students' Union Needs New Logo ————— $50! c Design a new logo gyjf for Students' Union and ijMii) ii| j your win 50 dollars for ef- Dean Nichols the "ceremonial" first fg======g=jj^=|— your pours draught on campus at Wilf's. beer is of forts. Draught one many changes at Wilfs. Other changes include a new decor and better entertainment, Liza Sardi The Students' Union photo People sometimes do notrealize that the WLUSU logo stands for the needs a new logo - a logo this does Students' Union. Anything branded by logo not convey the that will show the students that Students' Union the service. You message the put on event or can Wilf's Gets a Face Lift what WLUSU is and what develop a more suited logo and be eligible for a $50 prize. the stands for. In acronym Above Dean Nichols the first you see pouring draught the comments past, many Wilf's earlier this school "Deano" on campus at year. have been made about Lau- agreed to take part in this ceremonial event because he, like rier's Student Government; of realizes the of a on many us, importance having place mainly - what do they do where students can with their friends after campus meet with our money? People - class and in the evenings. Wilf's is just that a place where sometimes do not realize that socialize and listen music and en- you can unwind, to good WLUSU stands for the Stu- tertainment. dents' Union and therefore beer of the first of Draught was one many changes anything "branded" this by Wilf's this When are in there this term will at year. you you does not the logo convey There minor notice a few more obvious changes. are some that the Students' message colour and needed structural changes, a new scheme, a long Union actually provided the which is one of our school colours, was There Is fun Laurier's new Purple, always at Winter Carnival. Sign up to join in carpet. event or service. For ex- the fun this year and get ready for the ultimate snowjob! chosen for Wilf's. We will still have to bear with the did know that ample, you due financial constraints on unsightly orange upholstery to students' union the your runs the the of our Students' Union (WLUSU). However, 'The Ultimate part Snowjob' campus bars, the games well used chairs should not put a damper on our ability to the T.V. most How do these room, lounge, have time. The will most be events grab you: tug o' war, snow a good upholstery likely student activities, re- legal the of the school shoe contest, log cutting contest, long john fashion show, recovered by beginning next year. health and sources, your plan, Some of the made better dog sled race, mazzola bowling, Bacchus trivial pursuit, changes were to accommo- more? date live entertainment. You will notice that if human curling, eating contest, assasin contest and to- you're Some suggestions will be able the bands boganning party? seated on the raised level you to see have been made to actually Comedians without neck. The Ultimate Snow Job' is the theme for this year's and Just Joking straining your include the words Students' received cosmetic face lift but - Wilf's has a Winter Carnival a theme which represents the fun and not just Union in the Decide logo. For will have. 'The Ultimate Snow Job' will also has some more entertainment planned. example, experiences you Be creative and yourself. there will be euchre tournament, take place from January 22-27. on Friday January 12th, a that will develop a logo and the fol- on 13th, Fred Hale will entertain on You can get involved in the fun by forming a team Saturday us, the desired convey message there will be another For of 12 - 20 Once have formed the team comedy night. people. you you can lowing Saturday the students. to to fill form available info more information about entertainment in Wilf's, or give out a registration at the booth or the The contest closes on in of Students' Union offices. 16th 4:30 is some call Keith Donaldson, who's charge January at pm your input, Friday January 19,4:30 pm. the student union offices (884- last chance to register (this includes registration for student entertainment, at be submitted Drawings can 884-5210. Powder Puff Football, Laurier Games and the Hockey 1360) or call the info-centre at to the Students' Union of- The deadline for Talent is So time Wilf's take a peek Tournament). Night entry next your walking by fices the second floor of while. on in and for a January 22 at 12:00 noon. inside, or better yet, stop enjoy yourself the next to the T.V. Note:Laurier team ison 16 at 5:00 in the Niobe 5.U.8., and better entertain- captains meeting January pm Besides the new decor, draught beer, Lounge. Powder Puff Team coaches is on 17 at 5:30 meeting January pm lounge. Note: The only restriction in the future ment, be prepared to see some more changes in theNiobeLounge and theHockey Tournamentcaptains meeting is on Jan. is thatno one cansubmit anen that try of life, like campus 18 at's:3o in the Niobe Lounge. gourmet coffee, nostalgic photographs has been designed on a WLUSU or the television. and programs on big screen WLUSUP computer. inside: upcoming: B-ball Lady Hawks lose in OT V-Ball Hawks vs. Western A.C. 8.-00 Hawkey Hawks on a skid Friday pm five game SPORTS Little leads with 19 points Late loss in OT for Lady B-Ball Hawks JeffDragich comeback twelve we deserved By netting points ing loss, to win that 19 points and 14 rebounds and Cord Weekly to Laurier's four that included a one. We it We took Dana gave away. Perry who added 14 points Michelle Luke instead of three-pointer by some shots holding the and 8 assists. The Hawks Basketball Lady who tied the score with just five and missed some freethrows. ball Lindley also hopes the team the 1990 team opened seconds on the clock. Brock converted on our mis- up learned a few valuable lessons OWIAA schedule with a tough from the game. "Our guards road loss last Thursday in St. hadn't had much experience in Catharine's Brock Uni- against those situations (protecting a versity. After leading for most of lead). Hopefully we learned the the Lady Hawks fell contest, something from that." to the Badgers in overtime 68-67. Laurier was unable to hold a LOOSE FEATHERS: The Lady lead several times late in the Hawks grabbed third place in the a fact that cost them a val- game, Ryerson tourney after Christmas. uable road win. The Hawks had They defeated Carleton 80-61, of an lead the pleasure eight point fensive attack and lost 71-61 to the in the Sue Little stole the game Dayna Perry champions with 3:07 left in regulation time, In takes." " semi-finals overtime, the Lady Hawks away, sinking the final five points and beat the Rainbow but the fueled by four Badgers, mounted a four point lead 67-63 ind on to Senior Women's team 84-58. victory. The bright spots during the Hawk and missed free turnovers a with 1:48 Brock then coach Sue Little was named to the All- remaining. Head Lindley ad- game for Laurier were veterans throw, put together a roaring shut down Laurier's heartbreak- Tournament potent of- mitted that "it was a Sue Little who led the squad with team...Lady Hawks next game is Saturday in Guelph at 6:00 pm and the next home and White for Laurier date is January 17 when they host Purple just right Windsor at the A.C. the hoopsters all Laurier's as the team By Bruno Rukavina progressed through con- the but its hot Cord Weekly game defensively the tinued shooting while shut- Hawks couldn't stop Cedarville ting down the Ottawa attack. who Alessio hit for The Men's Basketball Hawks shot an impressive 65% 29, while Mar- cotullio added 28 will head into the OUAA league from the field. Although the 28 points, for one of his schedule on a positive note as a point spread seems to indicate a best performances as a walkover for Hawk. This result of their consolation victory Cedarville, Coach game was also sig- the and White Jeffries the nificant as the Laurier bench at Purple Invita- thought final score put in tional Tournament in London. was not an accurate representa- a strong game. Frank Fox tion of the effort added six while Colin The team regrouped after a seven put forth by the points day Christmas break and headed Hawks. Jeffries noted that the McGregor had seven. Coach Jef- back into The fries will need right action. Purple Hawks cut their lead to twelve big contributions from and White was the last chance for points but couldn't close the the bench for a strong sea- gap. "We need the the team to tune its attack before The Hawks were lead by Tony son. bench players in and playing McMaster this Wednes- Marcotullio with 25 points, to come give our starters a for the Danny Tony Marcotullio rest and to us in the day league opener. Deep Danny Deep with 23 and Mike keep game Alessio 19. and hopefully contribute of- 114 Cedarville College (Ohio) Ohio. down The Hawks were a little eighteen points in the first fensively." WLU 102 Ottawa 88 WLU 86 were half. then rebounded The rusty considering they They to cut victory was a positive Laurier fell behind from an extensive Laurier started off in the deficit to three the for Hawks early returning slowly points at force the as they head this against the talented team from layoff. The offensive attack for contest and found themselves half, 54-51. The second half was into the league schedule. Changing of the guard at Laurier's soccer helm WLU By Stephan Latour chance to play with England mid- dug tremendously deep into Cord Weekly fielder Derek Stokes, who fed their athletic budget pocket and their forth $40 him with such immaculate passes generosity brought The Changing of the Guard, Part allowing Barry to collect all the for fifteen t-shirts. In the in- 1 in a 3 Part series augural exhibition glory as a highscoring forward. season, Barry took the 8-1 Later on, he played for the East- squad to an record, Palace At Buckingham or at even though all the were born Amateurs but the blips on games the the Kremlin, guards change the radar screen at the RAF played away as no field was made but at WLU soccer the available them. daily, pointed to Canada, and so he to after 10 The the guard changed years. crossed the ocean. Despite promising record, departure of coach Barry Lyon He immediately started his Lyon and assistant coach Bob and the arrival of Tony Lea as the Brown into the first coaching at the minor soccer went season newly appointed head coach level, where he developed the "with no clue what to expect". necessitates a farewell and an in- However, the skills of Rob Lowry, who later Barry fielded most troduction. team characterized got a tryout with Glasgow spirited ever, in- Coach Barry Lyon needs no by team to the Celtics. Attempts to start a soccer songs prior game, troduction as he is the ultimate WLU in little for the rest of the program at failed twice respect "soccer in the Kitchener- guru" 1969 and 1975, but in 1979 the league, and an overall hoodlum Waterloo wasn't area. It always and attitude overwhelmed a timid dedication of a spirited corps in so because his story started a league when went 11-1 for the support of Barry planted the they little town in Soc- the misty England. seeds. Then athletic director season. Their spirit took them cer was not always on his menu the national Tuffy Knight demanded at least to finals, bowing out but he finally got his kicks in 3-1 to New Brunswick. thirty names who would be inter- Despite high school. Before he knew, the loss, he speaks highly of this ested in playing soccer. Lyon and conscription got a hold of him, the bunch numbered one hundred and he attended "Radar School" thirty two players. Subsequently, with the RAF. There he had the The Cord Weekly 24 Thursday January 11,1990. sports— Lady V-ball Consolation champions at Queen's to the Cord Special the return of former OWIAA all- Laurentian Voyagers in the third star Allison McGee to the round robin match, lineup. losing 2-0 The Hawks Lady Volleyball Second year player Laura Cooke (11-15, 9-15). In the quarter competed in the Queen's Invita- continued her finals the Hawks outstanding play, were defeated 2- tional tournament last Saturday along with rookies Rosie Vonella 1 by Windsor, losing the third and captured the consolation and Tammy The game 16-14. Smith Riley. Lady felt the championship. The women Hawks continue exhibition action Hawks in were a position to win the tournament with opened a this the Tuesday at Waterloo, and game but failed to capitalize victory over Queen's but then lost on the league play resumes January 18th opportunity. The Hawks both matches to Concordia and when they host Waterloo. have been the champions last two Mt. Allison. On the consolation in a The Men's years row and were Volleyball team a bit sur- side, the Lady Hawks defeated in their competed the Mohawk Invita- prised by early exit from the Ryerson 3-0, and 3-1 to Guelph tional last tournament. Veteran Saturday in preparation Scott Lee win the title. The team welcomed Cookie Leach for their return to league play this Allison McGee Friday when they take on the OUAA SCORING RACE Western Mustangs at the A.C. LSAT The Hawks had almost six weeks TEAM PLAYER G-A-P off during the holidays, therefore coach Don Smith welcomed the WLU Greg Puhalski 9-26-35 GMAT tournament for his team's sake. WLU Mike Maurice 19-12-31 "It was an opportunity to give the Waterloo Tony Crisp 17-12-29 players some game time before we start into the season." Smith Prep courses UQTR Robert Page 9-15-24 wasn't as concerned over the out- Waterloo John Goodman 10-12-22 come of the as for the: matches he was just getting the into a Western Rob Kingshott 11-10-21 players " FEBRUARY 10 game. We've had alot of time Brad Belland Windsor 9-12-21 off so I wasn't too concerned Tim Iannone LSAT McGill 9-12-21 about the results, just getting back into it Ryerson Jim Luciuk again was more impor- JANUARY 7-13-20 27 tant." The Hawks have used this WLU MikeChoma 10-9-19 as a tune for tournament up their GMAT regular season play after Christ- Arnie McFalls the mas past few years. was named to the tournament TEAM PLAYER G.A.A. all- In their first match Call: the Hawks star team for his efforts daring the defeated Redeemer Arnie (416) 923-PREP (7737) easily College day. McFalls had a WLU Rob Dopson 2.00 produc- 2-0 (15-3, and beat tive tournament or 15-5) according to Waterloo Mike Bishop 2.44 Fanshawe 2-0 15- coach Smith. 1-800-387-5519 College (15-5, in McGill Jamie Reeve 2.87 13) a second pool match. With two of their for information and Concordia Robert Desjardins 2.97 top middle players The regular season resumes missing from the the for the Hawks 8:00 starting dates' lineup, on Friday at Windsor Mark Seguin 3.00 Hawks had trouble with the pm against arch rival Western. Meet the Author Lawrence Martin COMPACT n COMPACT _n author of GL \m gl O§G§ Breaking With History DIGITAL AUDIO DIGITAL AUDIO COMPACT DISC PLAYERS COMPACT DISCS January 16th 3:30 p.m. Mem. N. Mem. Mem. N. Mem Paul Martin Centre 2 Days 1.39 1.85 2 Days 8.40 9.95 Fri-Mon 1.85 2.31 Fri-Mon 9.95 14.95 1 Week 2.78 3.70 1 Week 14.95 19.95 LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP $14.95 In co-operation with the Festival Laurier the Bookstore is happy to this afternoon hear witness account of provide opportunity to an eye the Gorbachev Revolution from the Globe and Mail Moscow correspon- dent. 10% discount at the event. CDemporium Autographing available. 445 Street W. King _ (at Victoria) the Concourse Sponsored by the WLU Bookstore in ' I Kitchener The Cord Weekly — sports 25 Thursday January 11,1990. Hawkey Hawks shelled in holiday tournaments Duracell tourney. another power play goal in the effort weaving through the Ram Mustangs. over the the second Coach Gowing holidays Hawks were period. Brent Bywater defense for the 6th Laurier goal. Wayne steamrolled in two added third alternated tournaments, a goal, with the Rams Sparkes added another late in the his players and bringing the back pucksters down late period effort the and took the Bth for the ending sec- period, By water changed goalies tourney. to earth. ond frame 3-2 Hawks. The games provided beneficial toend the game 8-2 Hawks. The Hawks travelled to face The Rams experience for the second half of continually played After a long break the Hawks the Ryerson Rams December 1. two lines of players the season. throughout took part in the Calgary Invita- Leslie Lamers The 8-2 win added to the By string of the game, but were eventually tional at the Calgary Olympic Weekly victories Cord for the Hawks worn down ICE CHIPS: giving by continuous check- Focusing on the Gearing up for the second half them ten the on year. ing and the strong four lines the upcoming match Thursday in of the the Hawks season, Hawkey Scoring on a in Hawks the power play employed. Both teams Guelph, team returns to chal- lead the OUAA action hockey the first period, the Rams led lenge the 1-0 played dump and chase, kept the Giyphons to begin the 10 and with a 1 record. However, going into the second frame. second half of penalties to a minimum and the season. The December's action for the OUAA scorer forechecked Hawkey Hawks will have leading Greg hard on the small ice two Hawks included an away game Puhalski then fed an Mike Kevin Smith scored new players in the for the open space. a goal line-up against the Ryerson Rams, a trip Maurice in front remainder of the Ram's in the third period, with Maurice of the schedule and for the Invitational, to Calgary for the Hawks' first will add some cage goal. completing his hat-trick. Brad punch to an al- and to Toronto for the mid-winter The rugged winger then attack. notched Sparkes put in a fine individual ready potent Garnet McKechney and Mark Davidson join the Hawkey Hawks. At the Mike Maurice Oval, December 27-30. The tournament provided good expe- rience for the players to go up against three top Western teams, playing the University of Calgary the Al- on the 27th, University of berta on the 28th, and the Univer- sity of Saskatchewan on the 28th. defeat The three games ended in 9-4, 4-3, 5-3 respectively. The the team played tentatively on larger ice surface and the month Greg Puhalski lay-off certainly didn't help. New Campus Arena at the Uni- Life in the A.C. The Duracell International versity of Guelph, the Hawks take Tournament took place January on the Gryphons at 7:3opm. The 5,6 and 7 at St. Mikes and Varsity squad will not be home until the in Arena Toronto. The exhibition 25th of January when they take ended in series a 6-5 defeat on the Western Mustangs and be- against the University of Water- gin a challenging part of their loo in and schedule overtime, a 6-5 defeat facing Windsor, Water- at the hands of the Western loo twice and York. 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Drop by, CIC staff and vendor representatives. _ ~, irww\ Thursday, January i8,1990 Friday, January 19,1990 10:00 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. The Cord Weekly 26 Thursday January 11, 1990. thebestBarry Lyon and worst of HawksWeek ofthe team, and wished that he could fanatics. someone would write a book have bottled their for some His worst about WLU spirit moment occurred sports and look up skillful of the future. teams recently when WLU dropped a 4- Barry Lyon, he would like to see When asked to mention his 0 decision to St.Mary's in this it mention that no one in the best moment in soccer, Lyon year's CIAU semi-finals This OUAA liked to his . play teams, that noth- he slowly came to realize was a hard moment indeed, and that started a successful ing stood out, for the game gave knowing that much talent rested program out of nothing. That he him basket full of a pleasant mo- on the bench nursing injuries. certainly did, compiling a 99-28- he 22 in ments. Nonetheless, men- However, he has high regards for record his years at Laurier, tioned the 1987 OUAA final which the in his soccer players. Most notably, is best record Cana- U of the first Texaco and never against T, a dozen soccer grads who formed da, missing a top 10 and the Jamaica Cup, trip to the notorious "Laurier Mafia" at ranking. where his squad tied Seba, Today he laces the boot for Texaco, several players who got up Jamaica's first division several pub teams, and at the mo- try-outs with Glasgow Celtic. If ment he ponders the possibility of being the assistant coach of the Official-Languages Kitchener Spirit. This certainly sounds promising, yet he does see ARNIE MCFALLS difficult times for WLU soccer. Arnie McFalls, a second economics year major from Chatham had an Monitor* With he Program strong conviction, men- excellent tournament last weekend at Mohawk The 20 College. year tioned that "the had 20 atmosphere old power hitter kills, 5 stuff blocks and 6 digs. towards athletics at WLU is not Under a program funded by the Department of the Secretary as good as it was in 1979 when I of State of Canada, the Ministry of Education in conjunction started." However, no one can with the Council of Ministers of Education, Canada, invites deny him the deserving recogni- students to apply for the position of second-language tion for his monitors (French or English) for the academic year 1990-91. unforgettable presence, dedication, and efforts Monitors (Part-time) with the many Laurier eleven who laced their boots under Official-languages monitors must be full-time postsecon- up his dary students usually studying in a province other than their direction.. will work between six and hours own. They eight per week underthe supervision of a second-language teacher. Some francophone monitors will be assigned to French schools outside Quebec. For eight months participation in the will receive at least and return program, they $3,500 one trip between their home and the host province. To be eligible for part-time monitor duties, students must have completed at least one year of postsecondary studies end or will have completed such studies by the of the SUE LITTLE 1989-90academic year. Veteran center Sue from had Little, Ingersol, a great week for the Hawks Lady being name to the Ryerson Invitational all-star team and Monitors (Full-time) the team in leading scoring and rebounding and has earned Hawks of Full-time monitors must have completed at least one year the Week honours. Sue is on her to of postsecondary studies. Duties consist of assisting way becoming a league all-star in rural 45 and second-language teachers (French or English) or scoring poimts grabbing 26 rebounds in three tournament The semi-urban in other than their and areas usually a province games scoring 19 points and pulling down 14 rebs against Brock. 25 Commercial Tavern own for hours per week. Some francophone monitors will be assigned to French schools outside Quebec. Moni- Presents tors will receive up to $10,000 for 10 months of participation. They will also receive two return trips per year between January their home province and the host province. They may also 12,13 About WLU's maxi- Learn receive a settling-in allowance of up to $770 and a within host SPIRAL mum of $1,110 for commuting expenses the province. 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