THE CORD WEEKLY

21, 1982 Number 6 Wilfrid Laurier University, Waterloo, Ontario Thursday October Volume 23

Herman himself hits Laurier Jim Unger tickles our funnybone

characteristic is by Ian Robinson People are central to Jim's work. indicated that this He possesses the ability to the cartoon's best selling point. Judging by the sensation caused empathize with people and to There is also a quite definite the we all get philosophy behind Herman. "It's a ISV Jim Unger, the 'Herman' interpret situations cartoonist, during his book into in a comical way. Herman gentle dig at those people who take lutographing session last Thursday, represents every man and the themselves too seriously...who are are more t lot of people like to laugh. Slight cartoon is generally exaggerations of pompus and think they I rhuckles through lull belly laughs every day situations. important than other people yere all visible as people lined up. Jim began cartooning in 1974 because thev dress well; Jim said. "All of life is Kline lor over half an hour, to get a and. as he says, "1 couldn't draw at an illusion." Jim states. Herman collection personally all. It wasn't until Herman was quite This seems a bizarre statement, but lUtographed. successful that 1 bought a book on his philosophy centers on people's "* is of life. Thus, since our The Bookstore sold $1800 worth- cartooning." Herman published perceptions in 24 countries, in 300 perceptions are different, we live in |;of Herman collections, the majority syndicated newspapers with sales ol several separate illusionarv worlds. ({being purchased as gilts. Ray Pearo thousand books. These are Asked where Herman is. going. ll?(2nd vear Business) said that the hundred that Jim is Jim quipped "the Bahamas - I treasury he purchased was clear indications Unger short of talent. hope." It seems a leisurely life, iflor his Dad who cuts the cartoons not Herman is the way everyone I eels drawing a few cartoons and living in ixiut of the paper and sticks them on have the llu, to the Bahamas. However, there is the fridge. Who knows, maybe Mr. when they according his Jim emphasizes that he considerable pressure to produce Pearo will use the Herman treasury creator. 112 news Herman more and more (he is now doing a yo wallpaper the bathroom. avoids day to dav as will do some topical Sunday cartoon strip due to a clause Jim linger is an Englishman by material but he t li T He lived in Ottawa with his m a Ie r i a 1 such as the in his contract) and the wear and jorigin. tact, Herman certainly takes for a while and now owns a phenomenon. In is tear or promotion its person. A toll. Between Tuesday morning and jhouse in the Bahamas. He does a built on the everyday survev conducted ol Herman Thursday afternoon, Jim had flour of Canada each fall to promote by the Con! seems to autographed over 2.000 books. , his work and meet people. purchasers M Jim Ungar autograph* books for hit fans Laurier students prove to be addicted by Dave Docherty during the warmer weather. Once alot. drug. So judge for yourself. sugar. It is there, according to the It's seven in the morning, and the snow starts to fall, consumption Too Much. Being a caffei-ne addict Nutrition Control however, Torque Room, that coffee profits your humble reporter has dragged will jump to the 2500 mark. This myself, this worried scoop got in seemed more concerned with the are eaten up. The black drinkers himself out of bed. In total darkness, doesn't include the 750 cups that arc- touch with the nutrition department 2,500 packages of sugar that are obviously give the most in profits. he gropes his way into the kitchen downed daily at the Dining Hall. at K-W hospital and asked lor the used each day to sweeten the coffee. While it could be argued that and lets instinct find the kettle anil This means that come winter, facts. Don't spare the pain, just hand The 2,500 creamers were not seen as straight coffee drinkers keep the 5 coffee jar. Now he can face the day... upwards ol one thousand dollars a over the figures.. Hills Brothers quite so harmful. Considering the Torque Room in the black, they are here at ti ...At X:2() the concourse is busy. dav will be spent on collee perked coffee (the brand used in the number of addicts who take their bv no means losing money on the on the H People don't stand around and talk I.aurier. Torque Room) contains coffee black, there must be quite a other drinkers. ( though. They wait in line lor coffee, However, let's not get carried average 10 milligrams of coffee per I few people who take at least two The point of this article? s: On an average day two hundred to awav. .lust how much coffee is 3250 eight ounce cup. The range for sugars per cup. Nutrition Control Information, definitely not i two hundred and fifty cups are sold cups. Well, we could say its just over perked coffee is 97-125 mg. per cup. was quick to point out that both advocation. This cub reporter will i in the Concourse before 9:30. But 26000 Huid ounces or 175 gallons compared to 60 mg. for instant coffee and sugar have no nutritional continue to drain five large cups of just how many cups of this black but that doesn't tell us much. We coffee. Anything lower than 1.000 8 value whatsoever. black coffee (not to mention off- ||'blood are drained daily bv could say that the collee drank at mg. a day can be considered "safe", The Torque Room suggested that campus cups) daily and try to Lam ierites? I.aurier in one wee k would I ill 5' < ol not but safe. Remember also good, those who enjoy three or four cream convince myself that all that catfeine According to Donna Ilahcrty. an Olvmpic si/e swimming pool but that other beverages contain and sugars in their coffee (and there really be that bad. After all. it is us a realistic can't Torque Room supervisor. 750 cups even that doesn't gi\e caffeine: tea, pop and even beer has are quite a few) miuhl be better off 1 its legal. I are bought each da v. And this is idea of quanlilN. So let's just sa> some of this wonderful wake-up buying a milk and adding some

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Youre a graduating MBA student Were Canada's First Bank with 2-4 yean,of financial wo* agnfant Were 28,000 people in over 20 countries expenence. You re decisive, articulate, aroundd meh wornJoHH-anflassets exrmlirw analytical and ambitious. assets exceeding Or We have training programmes You're an undergraduate and a wide variety ofchallenging and with consistently good grades, an interest rewarding opportunities for people with in finance and money management and high potential. sensitive people skills. We're coming soon to your campus. Want to talk? YourPlacement Officer has s complete details. We wantyou forwhatyou are. And forwhatyou canbe. ttBank of Montreal The Cord Weekly, Thursday October 21. 1982 3 Liberals' Gray pragmatic on foreign aid when thousands of Canadian auto (CIDA) in the North-South while Canada's Gross National by Dave Docherty speech delivered at Wilfrid Laurier workers are laid off? Gray answered not dialogue. In the past, foreign aid Product depends more on exports Self-centred pragmatism, University last friday at the 47th that Canada sells more to the Soviet programs have been rationalised in than that of any other Western oral alturism, should be the Interdisciplinary Research Seminar. Union via wheat, farm machinery terms of moral obligation. Liberal Nation, too many Canadian iderlying principle ot Canada's Gray, who is President of the and other oil road equipment, than cabinet minister Herb Gray's companies have been set up without ■reign relations, according to a Treasury Board, addressed the we buy Ladas. remarks on the subject indicate a exports in mind. "Exports are the iberal cabinet minister. importance of the Canadian When asked how the federal clear change in this orientation. first step towards foreign Herb Gray offered this view in a International Development Agency government could condone Gray spent twenty minutes dealing expansion", he said. from Canadian with the problems ofworld economy It was only when the question investment in countries which before opening for questions from period began however that Gray companies sub-par labour conditions, Students the crowd. even spoke of FIRA. The audience, allowed said that the The Lesser Developed Countries, which could have easily fit into half the Cabinet Minister "federal government cannot extend he said, want the developed nations of P1025/1027, seemed more its standards to private companies Wanted to to leave basic manufacturing to concerned with Canada's internal they're Canadian them. Textiles, clothing and economic problems than her solelv because footwear production are all better external ones. Mr. Gray tried to re- based." shovel snow suited to their nations because of the affirm the reasoning behind FIRA, The final question to the Treasury cheaper labour costs. High saying its main objective is to ensure Board President concerned for the technology would be left for the that any takeovers of Canadian Canada's broken promises to the developed nations. Gray was quick Enterprises by foreign interests are Official Development Aid (ODA) to point out the obvious of significant benefit to Canadians. branch of the UN. Canada has University. inadequacies of this plan. He stated He did admit however that during committed itself to give .75% of its that if the future of Lesser times of recession such agencies are GNP to ODA by 1985, yet since Developed Countries lies in their never popular. "I can understand 1980, the level has dropped from .58 Rate: $5/hr. desire to get away from aid towards the attitude that today any to .38. Canada has not kept these trade, then this will not be fair to all investment is good investment, but commitments in the past and there is Apply in Person to states during times ofrecession, such that certainly does not mean that some speculation if she will do so in as the present. Changes to the FIRA doesn't have a place". Gray the future. Personnel Office present system however, are stated. Mr. Gray said that at present the desperately needed. But not too When asked how Canada can federal government is "re- Room 2C9 quickly. "The process of open trade for the sake of Lesser examining its whole range of adjustment," he said, "must take Developed Countries and still priorities in this area" but that is this Building place in a balanced, delicate fashion. protect jobs at home, Gray Ottawa "very sensitive to Arts He audience that The world is incapable of handling a answered that policy must bend with aspect". told the if ERRATIC HOURS rapid transition right now." He then the economy. Special Tarriffs can they compared Canada's per capita went on to explain how CIDA can aid level to that of other nations, | always be placed on foreign goods SHORT NOTICE! help in this problem. he explained, but in tough economic they would find Canada remarkably "Foreign aid is an investment for times, the practical approach must high. "Canada, therefore, should Canada, it plays a big role in CIDA. be taken. not be embarrassed to the world It should be given in a way that can Canada is more open than anv community for falling short of its enhance our own economy." The other developed nation for commitment" he concluded. Federal Government, Gray said, has importing textiles, clothing, Thanking the audience for their given high priority to explaining to footwear and other basic goods. time, Mr. Gray stayed briefly to just how CIDA can to Canadians I herelore. the country should not be answer questions on a one one benefit our own economy. He embarrassed when certain limits basis bet ore leaving to meet emphasized that Canadian must be placed on imported goods. University President John Weir. should advantage of business take Why then, he was questioned, While the seminar was perhaps a the country's membership in the does the lederal government allow success from an academic World should be aware Bank.They the i m p or t a t i on o I 1 a d a stand point, it left the audience with of opportunities for development in automobiles from a country that many unanswered questions about other countries. He explained that employs slave labour conditions Canada's own economic future.

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Poor Joe Women saved under new legislation It seems as though someone, somewhere in Ottawa is doing something right. Amazingly as it may seem, this legislation is not only correct, but important as well! The time has come whereby women can sigh a breath ofrelief, one The federal by-elections is probably the man whose party won 2 of the 3 biggest loser in last week's that is much too long overdue. With the creation of Bill C-127, the N.D.P. held a key Toronto toehold by retaining Broadview- contests, one Charles Joseph Clark. The courts finally recognize the real victim in today's rape trials: women. Greenwood. This was their primary goal, Arnold Peters not withstanding. (It is quite tempting to state New rape laws have attempted to remove the humiliating aspects of in electing Lynn Donald, the voters of Broadview-Greenwood killed two birds with one stone that Mac court proceedings which have so successfully prevented women and gave Parliament two things that it needs badly: more women and more New Democrats. In the (emotionally) from confronting their attackers in court. These of objectivity, I'll resist that temptation.) interests authors of terror sexually violate the opposite sex, yet need only worry The ruling Liberals really didn't lose anything. Despite the shrill rhetoric of bored Canadian one in ten will ever accuse them in a court of law. In addition, the Press writers who pounced on the results as signs of a Liberal collapse, none of the ridings were ever success rate of the accusers in court ( the real victim) was by far a sad Liberal strongholds. testimony on our legal system. It appears that the Liberals have very little to lose sleep over, since the country's official opposition is However, times have changed. The most striking aspect of this busily fighting each other. legislation is that sexual assault is now considered an act of violence, Poor Joe can't get no respect. The Tories have an enormous lead in the Gallup poll. Still, the members not passion. It becomes assault, with sex as the weapon of the of his own party insist on shooting him, and each other, in the foot. Sort of like lemmings. Only in Canada attacker. The idea of sexual assault as rape has an inherent social you say? Last week, word was that if the Conservatives didn't win at least two ridings, Clark had to go. stigma in our society. I his is hopefully removed with Bill C-127. Now, he should still go. Worthington, you say? This new legislation replaces rape, attempted rape, and indecent It is ironic that Peter Worthington, a man who has spent his journalistic career denouncing P.E.T. may assault with sexual assault, sexual assault with a deadly weapon or have done Trudeau a great favour by running as an independent. In mounting a campaign which came causing bodily harm, and sexual assault causing maiming or surprisingly close to success, Worthington may have indirectly contributed to keeping the Liberals in endangering life. power. Worthington loses, everyone blames Joe. These amendments give victims of sexual assault a better chance of The Tories seem to care little about actually governing. Once again, they are publicly sharpening the obtaining justice for the abuse they experienced. It also limits the knives. admissability of the victim's past sexual history as evidence in court. Next January's general meeting of the national P.C. party will be held in Winnipeg. The Manitoba In this way, unapplicable moral yardsticks can no longer be used to convention seems likely to provide good fortune unseen by the Conservatives since the days of Riel and judge the "true victim" in a rape case. the Manitoba Schools Act. The importance of this type of legislation cannot be The hawks who view dumping Clark as the solution to their party's problems should forget bloodlust underestimated. It took a long time but we finally have it. Hopefully, for long enough to focus in on realpolitik . The 1976 convention which elected Clark after 4 ballots was it's effect will be such that 10 out of 10 rapists are brought to pay contested by 12 candidates. their heinous actions. If Joe Clark were to step down after a dismal showing in Winnipeg, (He got a 66% vote of confidence in Ottawa. Some reports claim that he would need to improve that to 75 or 80% in order to have any Blaine Connolly credibility), who would replace him? Why, there is seemingly no end to the list of leaders in waiting...and therein lies the problem. At the 1981 annual meeting in Ottawa,the anti-Clark review committee circulated leaflets reading "Who would you vote for?" The names of Peter Lougheed, John Crosbie, Brian Mulroney, Flora MacDonald and Don Mazankowski were placed opposite Clark's name in a series of mini-ballots on the card. An updated list of potential candidates would have to include Peter Pocklington, Sterling Lyon and several others. Anyone taking over the P.C. leadership in the wake ofthe knifing of Joe Clark would need to win big on the first or second ballot of a leadership race in order to bring any stability to the party. Things would not work out that way, however. Should such a scenario unfold, there will be at least as many candidates seeking to lead the party as there were in 1976, and likely more. Under those circumstances it's difficult to foresee any thing but a long, drawn out bloodbath. Come the next election, Canadians will get only a change of regime, not a change in government. (Turner/Chretien/MacDonald-take your pick.) The Tories continue to feud, leaving the Grits giggling with glee. Plus ca change...

Special thanks to our Orcup fieldworker, B.J. Delconte, who may have opened Pandora's box with his timely suggestions on how we can improve the Cord. B.J.'s visit was much appreciated by all.

Mike Strathdee

Heather Smith's letter defending the during the summer, with only a WLUSU Board's recognition of the fraction of the student body on Gay Club. campus to provide new input on the LETTERS Miss Smith stated in her letter, "of issue, certainly reduces the Board's be Letters to the Editor should obvious why you are able to so easily any group of people, save the Gay representativeness, doesn't it? typed handed into the Cor criticize your neighbour. Club itself, this year's Board As well, regards the and with to Rugby Monday noon, Dress code time Enjoy your lite. members were probably the most Club, Miss Smith is office prior to quoted in the sfu Chris Wiley informed regarding various student last issue of the Cord as asking "can letters must hear the author Dear Cal Bricker: number e This concerns your viewpoint on opinions of the issue (recognition of we recognize a social club?" Doesn't name and telephone P.S. today. n»htto the Joe Jackson concert you It's raining outside the Gay Club)...". If this is the case, that question seem a bit inconsistent Cord Weekly reserves the wear yellow raincoat or whU ' attended. So glad to read you had an Should I my how could the Board, in good faith after the Board recognized the Gay refuse any submission I go with the times and wear 01 enjoyable evening, but I have one should pass the issue when they were aware Club, which is definitely a social considers to be racist, se\isl< my K-way? or question for you. How did you of the amount of controversy still club? libellous in nature. All letter It me " 1 remember Joe Jackson when it surrounding it? appears to at least, that subject to editing for len , some " seems that all you did was notice Board representation? Yes. Miss Smith the WLUSU people have remarkably short although the cogency is to represent Al l. of memories. °J what your neighbour was wearing? Board elected argument will be preserved I'll bet you were the best looking the students and in good conscience M. Shu 11 act on their wishes. However, by person there and the only one who Dear Cord, on such a contencious issue Letters cont. on page 5 knew it was Yourself. Therefore it is This is in response to Miss voting The Curd Weekly, Thursday October 21. !VB2 5

males say about her virtue. Yes. I know this sounds novel, hut it just may work, .lust picture it. You are at BITS a party. You meet a girl about whom LITTLE you have heard wonderfully the Week Well. I think this has gone on long provacative things. For the sake of of Little Question by Dan enough. Let's take up the challenge argument, she knows that you know by Basil Healey It's not lair! In today's work! men and back? To do so. we as her "reputation", shall fight ol which we Photos by Chong and women are intellectual equals, males must understand the also assume, was rightfully earned. Alfred social equals, and even role equals, underlying truth of gossip, "you are She will be expecting a less than vet there is still (in my mind anyway) what people say you are". gentlemanly suggestion from you What is your secret to a double standard in existence. Therefore, it follows that women eventually. This is the moment of success or how do you Women can go around sleeping have these delightfully vulgar tru th !... Do n't give her the around, accosting teenagers in the "reputations" because ol what men ' satisfaction! Treat her with all the plan to obtain success? park, even ogle strippers, and say about them (it has been respect, taste, and decorum you can without lail. U happens - they get a documented that women talk about muster. This will surely leave her "reputation". each other, but there is little we can baffled beyond comeback, as well as This is simply unfair! Why can't a do to prevent it) and conversely, we do serious damage to her cherished «uv rightfully acquire a less than don't get them because women don't reputation. If word gets out that she savoury "reputation" this easily'.' really talk the same way about us. was treated as a human being (not a

For us to make the grade we have to Changing this slight to the male rumproast), or better yet - a lady, bv Michelle Gower really work ,at it. I mean really ego will of course be a difficult task the end of the week word will have 4th vr Poli Sci devote lime and effort to being as society is definitely playing in the spread and she will be seen astotallv slea/v. I:ven then it's not the same. women's court. So hence we are not virtuous (that will fix her. ha, ha!). Going along to get along, lots of

The "reputations" we lav claim to onlv lighting the women here, bill What all this boils down to is - hard work. may be born of the same matter as a we must carry this crusade ol women can get reputation, (see woman's, but somehow its just not equality to all ol society. hoscbag. hog. etc), and men have a as degrading. In fact, a male's So how do we fight this menace? harder time of it. (see. "ah. he's j list reputation has been known to be I.el's try depriving ihe women of sow mg his wild oats..."). So guvs, if

worn like a medal in the company of their most important building block we can't have one - let's not give

other men. towards a reputation - what we as them one!

True, the business program in so many arc trying to get to work, Letters... Laurier is one of the best when it the traffic is very heavy on comes to producing specialist's but University Avenue. nations are not built by such people. Others in the line of cars include Microwave loss Nations are built by liberal minded Laurier students who drive to generalists whose visions are campus. For those who must make a Jonathan Taub angers student unlimited and most important, left turn onto campus, a long wait is Dear Lditor: unconstrained. Business men are not abnormal. Everyone must 2nd vr Business indeed leaders of society, if remember it feels like look in When I relumed to school alter but what to Go to Western and get my BBA - whole- the Summer Holiday. I was tomorrow's businessmen today's the rear-view mirror and see a there. surprised thai the microwave oven business students - have such line of cars. It is enough to make you m the Torque room was removed. myopic outlooks how can they lead feel anxious and sneak across. At that time I accepted the reason this vast nation into the twenty-first Accidents have already been given for the removal as a matter of century? happening at this intersection and fact. However, as 1 ate cold home- Business students in Laurier arc- I'm certain that security is very well cooked meals day after day, my generally so ignorant of the world. I aware of the danger at the entrance initial resigned attitude gave way to will not be surprised if some are still to the university. Bui so far very anger because of the inconvenience I unaware of the fact that the world is little has been done to counter the have to go through. no longer full of unmapped problem. Now. I cannot accept the reason territories. Modern technology has Perhaps if I aurier had a stop light Nora Glover given by the administration. The made today's world into a relatively or a cross walk there, some fear Ist yr Business microwave oven was used small one. Because of this, new could be eliminated. It is a sad Hard work and determination continuously by appreciative opportunities are create d thought to remember but at students who had no intention of continuously but life is such that if University of Waterloo, a pedestrian wrecking it. But then, no matter how we let an opportunity slip by us. we was killed crossing University light handed we are when using the have been left a step behind. With Avenue before the overhead oven, we cannot but accelerate its such a drawback, the students' sidewalk was built. Who from wear and tear through daily use. ability to lead Canada to greater Laurier must be the victim before 1h e adminis t r a t i on mu s t glory is definitely retarded to an some action is taken? understand that for the microwave extent. Betty-Anne krooncn oven to work without a breakdown If today's business students are to lead Canada wisely they definitely for one month is similar to such an Ticket sales oven lasting for five years in a have to widen their base of normal household wilh no knowledge. It is imperative that they I )cii i" I idilor: see the world as their backyard and biea k d o w 11. whi c h is all This letter is with respect to the Shari Goodwin impossibility—manufacturers just adopt a cosmopolitan attitude. It purchase of Saturday Night Ist yr Honours Sociology do not make such durable goods cannot be expected that people can Octoberlest tickets for the Turret. Trv to do my best in whatever anymore. change overnight and unaided. The posters advertising ibis said Therefore, feel the school of challenges arise. 1 urge the administration not to 1 tickets will be on sale Tuesday. business should play in over-react to such petty matters as a part October 12th at 9:00 a.m.. Nothing the repair cost for the oven, but to moulding its students who will be was mentioned on the limit ofnon- consider the well-being of the tomorrow's leaders to be better WI.U students tickets Will students. 1 know that the value of equipped to face the challenges of students were able to purchase. satisfy ing us cannot be measured but the twenty-first century. It would Mvsell. along with many other -if the administration has the cap- indeed be saddening if Canada's WLU students got in line at 8:35 acity to feel good because it knows prosperity continues to decline only to find out once we hit the 112 ront il has done some people some good, because her future leaders arc- of the line at 10:00 a.m.. that no then I again urge that the oven be restricted in their knowledge of the more Saturday tickets would be sold replaced. world. till I p.m. The reason: to give those Lee Onn Hcan Will Joseph Lee- students with morning classes Brian Charles a chance to purchase these tickets. 4th yr Business Diploma What about us who have afternoon Hard work, determination, University Ave. classes beginning at 1:00 p.m.? perserverance and LUCK! Business students So we come back for 1:00 p.m. to a challenge? find out that you are only allowed to restricted purchase two non-WI H student To the Editor of The Cord: - knowledge tickets where before it was up to a in of The lives of many Laurier limit of 4 tickets. Who has this world students are filled with an power to change the restrictions on unnecessary fear each day. I'm the tickets part wav throuuh the Dear Editor, certain most ol us can identify with sale? Little I can sympathize with Dan the anxiety of the traffic congestion We again stood in line to find out when he said he was scared and also at the intersection of University Saturday night tickets were all sold week with Blaine Connolly when he- Avenue and Hazel Street each out. Now this morning we could foresaw the possibility of a sad day. day morning. have got our tickets but now we have is the Jerry Vanderzanden It indeed true that something vital For pedestrians, crossing to call our friends - from out oftown

is lacking in today's education street requires great skill and a lot ot - to tell them we have no tickets for Ist vr Honours Economics system. The emphasis on techniques have been tried. One is Saturday night. Stay out of trouble. specialization has created an dashing to the middle line and I I eel that once rules are made the\ extremely myopic society of waiting for a slight break in the should be stood by and not changed students. This observation is traffice. A second method is to just part way through to benefit others. particularly true among business walk in front of the traffic and hope Anyone who needed tickets for enough you. students. they are awake to see Saturday evening either missed third method is to collect What is happening in Canada And vet a a class or had someone else get them. today may partly be due to the bunch of pedestrians and go over in Next year, a bettei system should weakness in her education system. I a mob. As students we are nsking a be set up. State all the rules on the the weakness has been be for classes to' obtain believe lot in order to punctual posters and don't change them part and us... iiv arc going actively undermining the calibre of and meetings. way. success one step al a time, starting this with miil-lerms. Canadians over a long period and From a driver's perspective, Sifiiwil Shcrri ( risp what we see today is the result of a intersection must be very frustrating 'fry Disappoint fil cave-in. when I I as well. At 8:15 in the morning, II / L Siiitlfin 6 The Cord Weekly, Thursday October 21, 1982 BACCHUS tames that widely abused drug by John Tellian Canada. Various other chapters planning with an emphasis on One negative aspect of this year's Ik happens to be have other Fong-term Awareness Week that in since begun at residence parties. plans Alcohol was hallways, a reminder thai his Driving while drunk is a major universities. include an Outreach program which BACCHUS (a 3 1/2 foot cardboard would he yreallv apprcciaicd Ti, concern. "It's difficult to get this In addition to Alcohol Awareness will include going to local High statue of BACCHUS, the God of BACCHUS office is located ' don't week. BACCHUS several Schools. classical 1 point through to people. They provides According to Davy."lt's Wine in mythology) was. second floor ol the • Stiklcm 11 n realize the seriousness of the other services. These include general good to start the education early, lost while wandering in the halls. If Building beside the T.V problem. They get in a car which information through pamphlets and and it is better since it is coming S n^° becomes a 2000 lb. weapon. If poster, workshops as well as from students and not from the people take a gun and go on a spree seminars on such topics as party administration." GIVE YOURSELF A while drunk, people are outraged. BREAK ON

But society tolerates a drunk driver. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 26TH . It's a widely abused drug." AT AN INFORMATION SESSION Awareness Week Alcohol ON PERSONAL SPACE & sponsored by BACCHUS, was held October 4-8. The main goal of the ROOMMATE PROBLEMS *￿* week, according to Brenda Davy. Director of BACCHUS, was to 11:30 - p.m. inform students of the effect alcohol Time: 12:20 has upon the body. Location: Room 5-301 To the information, present Format: Information presentation posters, pamphlets and films were used, in addition to having people & discussion. Bring a lunch if you available to answer questions. wish, and any questions you Brenda Davy hopes that students have on the topic. would be able to use this information regarding their alcohol Instructor. Vjr gjn ja Robinson, consumption. Counselling Services According to Davy, "We were pleased with the response. It was a SEE YOU THERE! successful week." But did it make the students more responsible in their drinkig habits? "The comments and questions from students were good. The posters hit home and students did find out a lot." General comments included clearing up miconceptions about BACCHUS. BACCHUS is not against drinking; instead, its goal involves making responsible choices. This included saying no when you have had enough, drinking in moderation, being considerate of friends, and not driving when you exceed your limit BACCHUS would like to see people

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by Maureen Hillier with a false sense of security. Make it known to friends and directories which distinguish the commerce in your locality may be Nevertheless, if you start now, relatives that you're looking for a firms that employ summer students. willing to help. Each year they make "summer" has many The word finding a summer job doesn't summer It's also a good idea to a workshop loans of up to two thousand dollars swimming pools, sun job. Also of importance, connotations: necessarily have to be a problem. ask professors about university dealing with summer jobs will be to suitable student entrepreneurs. tans, ice cream cones. To many What can you do now? Plenty! projects. Don't expect immediate sponsored by PCS in November. Interest isn't charged on the loan students, however, the word implies results. Many summer jobs are Ideally, your summer job should until the end of the summer. the unpleasant task of finding a Start by considering what you did presently unavailable. Should help you reach your career objective. Last, but not least, consider job. Anyone who's gone last summer. Now is the time to get summer something arise, though, you may be Be willing, if necessary, to make a spend your the discouraging in touch with previous employers. alternate v\avs to th rou ah the first informed. financial sacrifice for at least one summer. Just because you can't find experience of Hipping through want Let them know if you are interested feel too early to submit summer in order to gain necessary a summer job doesn't mean you ads, receiving rejection letters and in working for them again. If you If you it's research the experience. Of course, it's important have to waste your time watching hanging around the employment find the idea ofreturning to the same applications, which interest you. There- to be realistic. Experience '83 offers soap operas- and driving your centre is probably tempted to ignore job unappealing, consider other jobs companies with the same Ask your former are summer job listings in the work related training in a variety of younger brother to his swimming the job hunting problem until it firm. Placement and Career Services fields with the provincial lessons. There are many worthwhile becomes more imminent. While at employer for information regarding Office, as well as employer government. Unfortunately, pay experiences to consider. For school, it's easy to comfort yourself these possibilities. rarely exceeds minimum wage. example, the federal government Summer jobs sponsored by the awards bursaries to students who federal government can also be very participate in French immersion practical in terms of experience and programs. Similarly, job the pay is somewhat higher. opportunities in European countries Applications for this program are available through the (Summer Canada '83) will be International Youth Exchange THIS ISN'T available in November. Program. There's no rule which says you No doubt you've heard the saying can only apply for jobs which are- that "the early bird catches the advertised. Decide where your worm." The same cliche can be interest and skills can be used and applied to finding a summer job. Bv then seek employment in these initiating your job search early, you areas. If you have a practical idea for can benefit by beating the rush, and TEST... business, A a summer the provincial then look forward to the more But ifyou don't study it, you maymiss one! government and chamber o f pleasant aspects of summer.

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currently constructing the missile's the world according to Montreal guidance system in Rexdale, journalist Gilles Provost Ontario. Speaking recently at a confine, A women's peace caravan is I sponsored by a The Montreal p"a, National scheduled to leave Vancouver soon lobby group, Provost said the university would recognize constitutional duties." They had said li„L to set up a peace camp for the winter attention is paid to all the clubs on last year's list - gathered 600 of the required 750 Canadian in Cold Lake, according to Deborah military sales to countries including the JSU. signatures by October sth. the such as Powell, an organizer for October South Africa, Israel, I In a prepared statement, The petition is supposed to be ran and Anti-Zionist 30 Coalition, the group co- various Latin the Court, a American dictator- Guindon said the CCC's refusal to presented to Student ordinating the Ottawa demonstra- ships. recognize the JSU is "a form of judicial body of last resort. Student attack backfires tion. In the last ten years racial and Court members' terms last as long as Canada has religious, political Powell said the peace camp will exported about $20 are students, body has billion worth of OTTAWA (CUP) - A campaign discrimination...we guarantee the they and the educate area residents about the military equipment. right of freedom of speech to all not met for several years. by the executive of the Students' dangers of the Cruise and will be a Provost said there groups on No one sure any Student is a close link Federation of the University of student campus and the is if symbol of resistance. between use of all university facilities for its Court members are still on campus. advances in high Ottawa against the allegedly racist Jamie Scott, an October 30 technology and exercise." military production Jewish Students' Union (JSU) has Coalition staff person said the The link is at a point CCC member, Francine Morel, where backfired badly. Protest day over proposed testing contradicts Prime governments know that accused the administration of "the more The five member executive, the Minister Trudeau's plan to suffocate one encourages deliberately keeping the CCC in the technological Central Coordinated Committee the arms race outlined in his development, the more dark about the Cruise one helps the (CCC), passed a resolution in July deadline. address to the first United Nation's military." racism, "If we missed it, it's because we OTTAWA (CUP) - Canadians stating that Zionism is and it Special Session on Disarmament in By exporting arms didn't know about it," said Morel. in Ottawa October 30 to components is the federation's duty to oppose will gather 1978. rather than completed "It's an easy way out. It's totally join other demonstrators across the weapons, groups promoting Zionism In his address, Trudeau Canada maintains a pacifist irrelevant, a way to avoid the real country in a National Day of Protest image In September, CCC member, Jim advocated cutting off funding to in the global community, he issue - Zionist propoganda on against the proposed Cruise missile said. Bardach, ignored written requests armaments-related research and Provost said that campus." tests. military from the Zionist JSU for the use of banning testing of new nuclear production in Canada is But two The and Canadian more tables in the University Centre to otherCCC members later American weapon delivery system. integrated into American dissociated themselves from Morel's governments plan to test the missile industry promote their club. than automobile production. The CCC never clarified whether position. Bardach and President near Cold Lake Alberta this winter Because of this Europe Canada's pacifism relationship. Canada status to Chantal Payant told a press in time for its deployment in they intended to deny club • has access to US technological the JSU. Some members, conference October 6th they in 1984. (secrets. the thought that denying the JSU Other groups in Winnipeg. a dangerous mask particularly two from He said the most advanced Communist 'Party of Canada facilities was illegal. Edmonton and possibly Vancouver (CUP)-Can-ada American weapons systems have Marxist-Leninist dominated "I think the CCC went over its will join the protest. The Montreal is maintaining its pacifist image components manufactured in Student Action Committee, mandate by taking such a position in demonstrators will also oppose the despite being on of the ten biggest Canada including the Cruise and apparently favoured this. They later the name of the federation." Pvanat construction of missile components exporters of military equipment in Trident missiles. said they did not want to refuse the said. "The resolution in my opinion in Canada. Litton Systems is

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Sunday evening, the K - W Oktoberfest Inc. production of Sigmund Romberg's operetta "The Student Prince" at Centre in the Square, closed to a standing ovation Irom a capacity audience.

"The Student Prince" is set in Heidelburg in 1860, and tells the tale of a young man's llrst love and his struggle to choose between duty and affection. Prince Karl Fran/ is to be allowed to attend university in Heidelberg for a year, before returning to the royal castle at Carlsberg to resume his duties as heir it) the throne. Mufiled laughs came from the audience when the old tutor. Dr. lingel, was told to Oktoberfesters "bootit" (somewhere) ph..u» by Biainc c..nn«iiv accompany the prince because "he must be protected from the evils of university lilc." Upon arriving at his lodgings in Heidelberg,the prince meets a number of students and promptly learns to drink the Strong innovation lavourite beverage of students: beer. (Molson's to be exact). With equal alacrity, the Prince tails in love with the charming waitress Kathie. However, his carefree days of study are cut short when he is called home- recent graduates ol Will's in to Facultv Shirley attend his dying father. Two Eikhard years ol Music, and Ciable is CJarrv who later. King Karl Franz returns to currently in his final year at Laurier. by Mike Strathdee Juno awards and considerable Heidelberg to see his beloved the course of the evening. Kathie Their scene was admirably critical (though certainly not enough once more before acceding to marry performed, marred by poor lighting Given Shirley Eikhard's commercial) acclaim over the years. Likhard took to the piano a princess. and the occasional times when it was considerable prowess as Eikhard a at one point for a highly sensitive a enjoys considerable The romantic lead of Prince Karl dilficult to hear them over the songwriter, why is it that her concert vocal range, a fact which fully and deliberately slowed down was Franz was laudably played by Paul orchestra. repertoire contains a evident during reworking of the Beatles, "I'll Be liberal mixture the course of Frey of St. Jacobs, a principal tenor She Back", which she described as her of cover versions of other artists' Saturday's show. can at the Basel Opera House in favourite Beatles song. 1 he outstanding performances of material with her own? comfortably move from throaty Switzerland. Caralvn Tomlin, the of the cast were further enhanced bv Her performance at U of W's depths to soaring highs, Singing favourite songs is clearly Canadian Opera Company, gave a the resplendent costumes and set. Humanities Theatre last Saturday passionately and on key. Miss Eikhard's forte. Her powerful commendable portrayal of his 1 his lavish production of evening provided a very basic One minor flaw in the evening's threatment of Kate Bush's "The sweetheart, Kathie. An outstanding Student Prince" was a proceedings arose from the fact that Wuthering Heights makes the highlight of answer to this question. It seems to comic performance was given by the 1982 vocals were not brought up far listener want to rush down Oktoberfest celebrations. work quite well in fact. Far from to Sam's Douglas Chamberlain as Lutz. the enough in the total sound mix. This and being listless facsimiles of borrowed snatch up every Eikhard album Prince's valet. He was obviously one imbalance meant that exquisite in sight. The songs, Eikhard's covers lend a urgency of Eikhard's of the favourites of the audience. lyrics were often less than fully delivery is quite compelling. special I h e Kitchen e r*- Waterloo touch, an added flavouring audible. It was easy, however, to Other highlights of the evening Symphony Orchestra was directed to whatever material she deals with. forget the words themselves and to included the top4o single, "Say That by Timothy Vernon and Victor concentrate on the You Love Eikhard is a veritable survivor ol overall Me", and a spirited Martens of the WLIJ faculty of melodious quality acapella the Canadian music scene, having of the vocals. version of the Doug Music was the Chorus Master. gradually worked her way up from Eikhard was backed by a highly Kershaw standard Louisiana Man. polished piano, bass, The latter number The opening scene of the operetta the folk festival and cafe circuit to percussion was punctuated trio. She alternated between electric by some very featured Gordon Burnett, Dennis recording and national tours. She competent harmonica and accoustic guilarp Geisbrecht, and Greg Lorentz, has released 3'albums, winning two herself over playing. 10 The Card Weekly. Thursday October 21. 19H2 Catchin' a Flip side

two the title- from Dire Straits' Kate Bush - The Dreaming Side begins with refreshing change track. on which Kate successfully earlier albums. Present in this album experiments with African-stvled is considerable instrumental by Michael Balsom rhythms, matched nicely with chants diversification. The use ol guitars THEHERO in the background. An ear- still dominates, but in addition there- Kate Bush's music continues to detv shattering scream leads off "Night are combinations of drums, piano categorization. Those familiar with Of The Swallow", followed bv "All and even xylophone pieces. One her work, especially on Lionheart I he Love", a beautiful ballad which tune. liuliislrial Disease, lakes on a and The Kick Inside know that they shows Kate's talents on the piano. New Wave beat that would be ideal WAreRLOCMF>,* can expect something new and

. "I loudini" is a surreal, orchestrated to "bop" to up at pub or chant on .. meet a friend, have her time. The Take a friend I r£n different from each album's J illustrating the album the The lyrics, ... song, cover way to class. .. . try I J Dreaming is no exception. The some laughs enjoy the show with the line "with a kiss I'd pass the whilecatchy are rather depressing as major strength of this album is not some darts. Indulge in the good Ny key". The record closes with "Get if the impetus from composer Mark the song-writing as in Kate's past times at "The Hero". Out Ol My I louse", 011 which Kate's Knopfier was a lost love and/or our work, hut tlie production; this is production and songwriting are last moving, technological society. done by Kate herself. This is not perfectly matched. lie powerful One Telegraph Road, sounds meant to imply that her writing has I tune. dcgrcssed. It is just overshadowed climax to this song proves a fitting similar to songs from Cockburn's this time by the lush, layered finale to a very good album. It vmi Humans album. Other tracks arc production work. The studio was are a Kate Bush fan. don't miss The strictly Dire Straits, with sweet slow, vocals. obviously used to its maximum Dreaming. If you're not. you will guitar and haunting it listen, advantage to create the perlect want to give a preferably The cover for the album combines with atmosphere for each song. headphomes on to catch the th e dyna m i c s of volatile Sinclair production. by a crack Lyrically, The Dreaming is as superb emotionalism portrayed of stormy skies strong as any of her work. As in lightening through with a Kate's past efforts, she writes mostly and advancing technology Straits Returns data on Ihe love songs, but they are far from Dire printout the back. "l typical. She always writes with a overall message in ove Over Gold" are moving too At the Waterloo House touch of fantasy, so The Dreaming is by Kelly Mawhinney is that people lake comer ofKing and Erb streets, an appropriate album title. She sums fast, too soon and forgetting to love one downtown Waterloo up her lyrical style in "There Goes A Although Dire Straits has never time to another. Tenner" when she sings about her really been gone, we haven't heard "Love Over Gold" has good instrumenlals, "sense of adventure." much from the group since their i vlhm. good coupled The album leads off with "Sal In Communique album. I he new with adequate lyrics and vocals. It's Your l ap", a bouncy rocking tune release, "Love Over Gold" is a a good purchase. which was released over a year ago as a single. After this comes the aforementioned "There Goes A Tenner" on which Kale displays some melodic piano and svnthesi/er playing. The highlight of this song, though, is Kale's vocals. She shows the many different qualities of her voice, most notably the childlike whisper used in the bridge. Reggae- like drums and a bass line introduces "Pull Out The Pin", a song in which Kate's production is really evident. Harmony vocals, by Kate. .limmv Bain and Stuart Lliot. are mixed nicely here. "Suspended In Galla" and "Leave It Open" both highlight the incredible range of her voice, from a low whisper to a very high scream. NAZISM rested on three main ideas: the glorification of irrationality, the de- mand for self-sacrifice, and the elevation of so- ciety above the individ- ual. Is it happening here? THE OMINOUS PARALLELS

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WLUSU Office j Cut and Style 25% OFF j or 884-1360 For Men and Women Expires Nov. 27, 1982 I======^======^^======I 1 1 12 The Cord Weekly, Thursday October 21. 1982 ("Who" from pg. 11) accompanied only by Joe jackto Kim Mitchell Solid Re-hash had the opportunity to see them capable but Band: musician he did by Carl Clutchey Kim's appearance- at 11:30 p.m. characteristics ot his voice did not more than once, extremely seem a logical 01 choice for a J, Kim Mitchell's return to the K-W was more a relief than an experience disappoint any ol the beer-crazed concert consistent. backup. The crowd rZ,I area has left an open impression that of "long time no see"; either way fans. This show was no exception. The badly to straight Jackson" and k suggests adulated acceptance in the though, his arrival was appreciated. Mitchell Band performs band played with energy and subsequently was relentlessly forced to cm u short run, if not success in the long (Gone are the days that a band will ahead rock'n'roll excitement. They played hit after hit act short. He was, in run. come on about 9:30 or so). He stimulating your ears with torceful including their new single Athena. the stage by the animals i n , The former leader of Sarnia's opened with two cuts off Max's drumming and piercing prolonged their tradition of general h They continued admission section It this emphasis (sometimes you lighting and i s defunct Max Webster has made "Universal Juveniles", and chord providing excellent wrong for a crowd to himself public once more, and clearly indicated the direction in wonder when they will switch to a One of the lew drawbacks becom' sound. disenchanted with a group but a assembled which is different one). The absence of a of the some new musicians to he pointing his new music. was the ineffectiveness hurling of various receptacles player is replaced by two sJI j form the "Kim Mitchell Band". The themes concentrate on sex, keyboard lighting due to the concert's early to go a little beyond They appeared at the Coronet Motel drugs, and rock'n'roll with that extra men'on guitar, and despite the starting time. It just wasn't dark J dissatisfaction. Let's hopen last Friday night, following a familiar touch of mockery attached. three doing the "grinning", Kim enough to provide the needed precedents for showing the displeasure somewhat painful experience on Kim still introduces his songs by does most of the picking. As in backdrop for the brilliant visual were set by the fans. days Max Webster, when stage; this was the result of an providing his audience with a brief latter of effects. The Who in Toronto did in the Max Machine was going through The Who had what th e unbalanced group that seemed to be description the form of a preview In previous years fans expected them to do. has chosen of, T^. imitating the likes of "Rush". The of the lyrics; this technique remains personnel changes, Kim been preceeded by a number entertained us. The persistent person operating the console board to be effective. Aside from the new musicians well in his new band.- bands. This gave them ot this rumor backup being the final tour may pr One has to be good to play along In ove must have been either fairly presence of a cap on his head, Kim sufficient time for the sun to set. prophetic, but we can only hope with Kim Mitchell, as he remains a thai incapacitated or completely deaf, continues to demonstrate an this year's show they were they will return some day soon. because the volume was so high that uncanny mobility and energy while fantastic guitar player.

the drums were often distorting — he plays. The recognizably deep Notable songs among his latest enough to arrange a good now that's loud. (continued on pg. 13) schedule A few minutes for themselves? Think about it. Why do Biz kids have to have their with P.D. timetables arranged for them, other than their electives? Hmmmmm. by Paul Hurst Another thing, did you ever hear an artsie complain about a second student here workload? I Being year think not Dartanian, because while Laurier, know there are tons of at I Biz kids are chained to their things that really desks around this school with visions of numbers racing hug some people. I've got some through their heads, we artsies are that have to he major peeves able to enjoy the better things in life. brought out into the open. Try to take it easy kids. ever notice that First, did you Third, did you ever notice thai lield when vou pass the iobtball when you're in the hall, all the Hall 4:00 I behind Willison around seats in the smoking section are full week, the on the durint> the that liuvs of people who don't know how to field are making strange bird noises? light a match'.' And another thing, you, but when I I don't know about when there's an open space for a hear these guvs, who ultimately group of people at a table, there's represent our school on the lootball always one person in the middle of the field, I shudder. 1 know we're that space. And what about those Golden Hawks, but bird calls? line-ups? I've never seen so many Time the Bandits you C'mon guys, do think people line up. just to gel their players on the Montreal Concorde choice between liver and shrimpos. pretend that they're airplanes? liver notice the severe lack of Maybe il is true about the teaspoons when you do get near the Friday October 22 connection between athletes and food? Who has all these spoons'! cocaine. Does one person take all those Second, did you ever notice that spoons before I gel there just to Hi/ students tend to put down throw me off? Probably a student & 7:00 9:15 pm artsies, even though they're smart with a tendency towards anarchism. Room IEI Admission - $2.00 112 WLUSU

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- Anthropology Club Wine and Kathv Zl. uL. cx( 24() or Karcn Cheese. Thursday October 21, 1982 Admission: a Clausing 886 . 3890. I COSTUME - I trom 4:00 6:00 pm in Alumni Hall or (Kim Mitchell from pg. 12) I $1.00 I these days. As it appeared that Kim efforts are of "Diary Rock'n'Roll Mitchell was moving into an Men", and "Miss Demeanour". aggressive mode of rock'n'roll with In attending the smoke-filled the release of "Universal Juveniles", concert, 1 was really interested to see skepticism was raised as the long what Kim was going to come lip term effects "career-wise" were with. While his time occupying with tapering slightly. Although his new some producing, it had been efforts are consistently solid, rumoured that he | @ WLUSU | was working on a speculation remains, this new music trio. The "Kim Mitchell Band" is progressive in style, but is it not a seems explain to what's happening further regression of the artist with the Toronto in primary Tonto question? 14 The Cord Weekiy, Thursday October 21. 1982 POETICS

Top of the Citadel

Way up high On the Fort Looking down on The smallness Of the river. My eyes go Out of focus And my mind Lingers.

I wonder if winter I scooped it up Would the water beer bottles litter the apartment Run through the channels by & empty dreams clutter our imaginations Inbetween fingers? but we still pretend & continue to cling compliments & phone calls Scripworth love making & sweet smiles Grant then i see her looking out the window with his memory strong & i realize that the effort is useless

Allan Moore

Barriers

Overwhelmed by his enormous impatience. Her nervous words of caution tailed to penetrate His wooden stubbornness.

Meanwhile, a feeble sparrow worn with effort was unable to get inside a birdhouse blocked by ice.

Carl Clutchey

false light

my plant grows in one direction its stem bends in agony the leaves become contorted I sit in mv box all for the promise of light Alone at night Not knowing it grows more awkward Not caring it is passion Detached from the world around me & i support it Detached I'rom the world within me bv binding it securely As il a stranger to myself to wooden stake I have new feelings, new fears And then my old sell returns still it persists in its struggle Changed yet somehow the same & defies my bondage Those new feelings by twisting & breaking away New fears in the search for its .salvation Are not so ominous lor as long as I have hope but i laugh at its futile attempts I have life. knowing all along that it worships a false light G. Hilchey my desk lamp in drag

but remembering my own who can't even be seen

i realize the deception & move the plant into the bedroom

Allan Moore The Cord Weekly. Thursday October 21. 1982 15 SPORTS Hawks fly no longer

by Frank "Fuge" Furgiuele "We knew it was going to be a tough season with our inexperience, the poor recruiting year a lew seasons back, and some costly player losses before the season even started but you always sort of think that you can still win sith some young kids." This is how Tuffy Knight summed up this year's football season that has almost come to a close. On Saturday afternoon the Hawks were eliminated from post- season play for the first time since 1971. "I've had teams, in other years, that did not have as much talent as this club and still we made the playoffs, but you cannot do that anymore because the league is much stronger than it used to be" explained Coach Knight. The Hawks suffered their third loss of the season in a 22-1 drubbing ■ at the hand of the play-off bound Guelph Gryphons. The game itself started off very slowly for both teams with neither team mounting up much of an offense. T he first half ended with the score 7-1. All the scoring came on missed or converted field goal attempts. In the second half Gryphon quarterback Mike livkens hit All- Canadian, tight end Mike Hidson for the first touchdown of the game. Guelph got a fairly lucky break on this scoring dirve as the ball was tipped bv a Laurier defender into the outstretched hand of Hudson for the six points.

Pho '° b Larry seit>v In the fourth quarter Guelph Dave Lovegrove (22) makes his run back bid on a punt return. The game and the day were both dreary with >' halfback John Sodrv ran thirty five the Hawks getting grounded 22-1 by the U. ofGue/ph Gryphons. yards for the Gryphons second touchdown. The touchdown came attempt by Roy Kurtz. In the game, Guelph accumulated fullback Bill Bvckowski contributed HAWK TALK-The Hawks final on a third and inches play, but once While the Gryphons could not 435 yards of offense while Laurier 61 and 57 yards respectively. game of the season will be on Sodrv broke through the line it was match Laurier's running attack. 238 managed 244. The Hawks managed only 18 Saturday, at Windsor. clear sailing to the waiting end/one. yards to 138, they more than offset Hall back Jamie C a 11 a n yards through the air with rookie Hawks still have a chance of The lone points for the impotent that difference with an aerial attack spearheaded the Laurier running quarterback Mike Wilson, two of gaining some respectability by Laurier attack came in the first half that registered 297 yards on twenty game with 91 yards 17 carries, on ten passes and starter Jeff Maslanka finishing the season at .500 if they on a missed 28 yard field goal completions of thirty four attempts. while halfback JeffSommerville and went zero for three. beat the Lancers. Soccer Hawks undefeated after ten by Dave Bradshaw Canada's top five university soccer In the McMaster game from the capitalize on their chances. game, and Mac was better at it. They In the two week hiatus since The teams. Their two games last week initial whistle both teams came out Mac was exceedingly dangerous quite bluntly, intimidated the Cord last came out. The Golden were against Brock and McMaster. hustling. The pace was fast and the on a number of opportunities. They Hawks. Hawk soccer team has remained The Hawks defeated Brock on soccer relatively good; both teams showed just how seriously they There were some close shots by undefeated over four games and Sunday 4-2 and on Wednesday night were getting the ball into the 18 yard intended to win, when at the twenty the Hawk forward line, but close have kept up their ranking among tied Mac I-I. box but neither was able to minute mark they beat goaltender doesn't count. Steve Webb from the right side to The dressing room after the game take an early 1-0 lead. The Laurier was as jovial as a morgue, the defence appeared unsure, unsteady players and coaching staff knowing and not at all like the confident that they should have won. The capable group they really are. Hawks allowed Mac to put them off Less than ten minutes later Hawk their game and they came to within a lorward, Steve Hkrac. was fouled in hair of being defeated by a far the penalty box and Scotty (Scooter) inferior soccer team. If this were to Fraser made no mistake putting the happen in the playoffs, the lack of shot in the top left corner. Scotty by discipline shown in this game could tar, the team's most proficient mean the difference between scorer, has reached this point in the champions and could have beens. season with an average of just less First, at the Brock game on than one goal a game. Sunday, the W.L.U. cheerleaders The rest of the first half was tairlv were present. This was a very nice even with good chances coming to addition to the bustling crowd and both sides. I he first half was marked almost doubled the fan support for by good plav on the part of Laurier the team. Hardly the support you rookie, Steflan Kerry, at mid-field. might expect for a team which is The second half started with a undefeated this season and ranked mad scramble and Paul Scholz put among the top 5 teams in the the ball in the back of the net for the country. If you want to see some Golden Hawks. Laurier lined up good, exciting competition and jubliant to have taken the lead, only support a winning team, show up at to turn around and see the ref a soccer game. awarding Mac a goal kick. The Hawk's ability, or (law, McMaster in the remainder of depending on how you look at it. of the second half played the game the playing only as hard as they have to, way they wanted: hard and physical. to win, showed itself again as the Pholo b\ Dave Bradshaw The result was painful. Laurier, with first place, undefeated Hawks faced This is a goal. Mark Van Dongen (3) has just headed the ball past the Guelph goalie. tar better soccer talent, played Mac's cont'd on 16 16 The Cord Weekly, Thursday October 21, 1982 Soccer team fifth cont'd from 15 the lowly ranked team from Brock. lose, even to a team nowhere near needs a little more of. SOCIAL DANCING" On this occasion, Brock only had 10 the ability of the Hawks. The other Hawk goal scorers were players for the whole game. (A usual May it also be pointed out that there Scottv Fraser and Alain Fournier. team is 11 players plus substitutes.) is enough heart on this team to Classes Commencing Playing at a pace to match a team overcome almost any hardship they Friday, that is playing at a disadvantage, the may inflict upon themselves. This October 22 Hawks very soon found themselves has always been the case and was Hold the 7 - 8:15 pm one goal behind. true again today. If Laurier played at the peak of Making the game hard for and Saturday, October 23 their ability in every game they themselves by not taking advantage 2 - 3:15 pm able beat by as Brock's weakness, the Presses would be to teams of Hawks had many as five goals, no ifs, and or to play catchup soccer as the hard Tuesday night, that's the day before DURATION: 10 Weeks buts. Unfortunately, they play at a fighting Brock underdogs made a yesterday, the Golden Hawk soccer FEE: $25 per person caliber which is established by the valiant effort at producing an upset. team downed the Warriors from strength the In of opposition. the It wasn't until the final ten minutes Waterloo by the score of 2-1. Scotty (Price for Students Only) three years of varsity competition, of the game that John Crossley (Scooter) Fraser popped in both only one game has seen Laurier deflected a bouncing ball past the goals. The Soccer Hawks now have Call KESSLER Studio of Dancing score five goals more than the Brock goalie to give Laurier the lead one game left in a bid to remain 579 - 0766 opposition. The number of games 3-2. undefeated in this years regular won by only one goal are far the George Mulligan tapped in an season. largest statistic the team has insurance goal to make the final 200 King St. E. Players of the game for the Hawks compiled. (With the exception of score. Hawks 4, Brock 2. were Alex Karakkonis and Scotty (Corner of Scott St.) Kitchener wins over losses). The point here is The game was spiced up by the Fraser. The first play-off game is that unless the killer instinct, that return of team captain, Alex (Koko) Thurs. Oct 28 at Centennial Member of competitive drive, is consistantly Karakkokinos, whose aggressive Stadium. Dance Teachers shown, there is always going to be a hard tackles and never say die Canadian Association. good chance that the Hawks could attitude are exactly what the team Women's Varsity by Elaine Stokes The women's varsity volleyball team opened their schedule this weekend at the Brock Invitational. The team split their first two games before dropping the final two matches. According to their coach. Cookie Leach, although they lacked experience, the girls played well and put forth a good effort. The next few games for the women's team will be played on the road. The team will travel to the University of Toronto. October

26; Lansing, Michigan, October 29 —i ■ * •". *— —~— and 30; the Can Am games in Windsor on November 5 and 6 and again at the University of Windsor A- • ' " - on November 13. This is a first down. So is this. The Hawkettes first home game of the season is against Guelph November IS, at 8:00. The women's varsity basketball team has had a few cancellations in their season so far but will be participating in the Carleton Invitational, November 5 and 6. Their first home game will be November 10 against Guelph. Dryland training is presently underway for the W.L.U. women's ski team. Any woman interested in trying out should meet in the A C. at 4:00 on Monday, Wednesday, or Lridav. or contact Bill McTeerin the This is an incomplete pass. Another incomplete pass. A.C.. Last weekend the women's varsity tennis team set out on the courts a second time to compete in the 0.W.1.A.A. Ranking Doubles Tournament. The tournament consisted of four separate doubles flights. Despite the blistering chill, the team made a good showing. Michelle Lavalee and Carol Hughes upset the second seeded York 6-2. 11-9. duo 2-6. They fell j . lIH.U'IIIIII i 111.1... niw i i) ..I ii— .'■■■■ ' however, to the top seeds from University of Toronto in a close match second finishing in their ■ ■ - - s.'.wr-. flight. Next weekend they will be competing for a gold medal in the Too many men on the field. Too few Blue on the table. finals. Leslie Weichel and an injured Sue Klcinhenz put forth a dramatic- combination of offense and defense to finish sixth in their flight. They will be competing in the third doubles flight. Su/anne Kaiser and Linda Schmidtgall showed a fine effort but could not capture the key points in their games. They will, therefore, be contenders in the fourth flight doubles flight. The final doubles tournament will be held on Saturday, October 23 at Northfield Racquets Club in Time out. Time for more Blue. Waterloo. Now that Oktoberfest is over you can come out and watch high quality women's tennis to get your mind of 112 mid-terms. The Cord Weekly, Thursday October 21, 1982 17 Hawk Buffalo Chips Chuck's Ground by Matt Torrigan & Brett Roberts Diagnosis: Coach needs new runners underwear. Prognosis for recovery: Poor, it he by Tim Dawkins Luck(luk)n. that seems to happen size. which or come to one by does not get the right This past weekend, injuries and underwear, chance; chance. 2 Good fortune: lots of luck to you . He Speaking of has illnesses took its toll on the Laurier anyone watched the Toronto Maple thinks a horseshoe brings luck. 3 down on one's luck, track team at the Ontario University must one's informal, having bad unlucky. Leafs lately? If so you know Outdo or Track and Field on luck, luck; 4 In luck, what is like watch a luck; it to truly Championships in Toronto. Such having good luck; lucky. 5 out of luck, having bad impotent and unorganized outfit. injuries and illnesses depleted tile- unlucky. 6 try one's luck, see what one can do. 7 Worse luck, Once again we place the blame for size of Laurier's team as well as unfortunately. the contraction of the disease upon hampered the performance of its key the shoulders of the coach. Leaving members. When the meet was It all started, as far as I can tell, in 1971 with good ol' Leon, Mike Nvkoluk in charge of the Leafs completed, Laurier was without a is kids Joan me dropsy, McQuay. that fateful day my luck with like leaving your with medal winner. call Since Crawford. and '76, all Laurier's top performer at these the possible exception of September '72 has been If you want to talk about a totally championships was Tim Dawkins in BAD. For that matter, I feel that I, as well as most sports fans diseased and infected bunch you Toronto descriptions three, and Just what the hell are you reading the men's 3,000 meter steeple-chase. in the greater area, fit five, need look no further than the The behind this column for anyways? Are you The senior runner crossed the line in seven in the above definition. reasoning this striking NFL players. It is upsetting expecting to be entertained or a time of 10:11 to finish sixth amid a warped and depressive thinking lies with the Toronto to see them paid so poorly that they enlightened? Well forget it! We are very competitive field. While his professional sports teams as our "national" cannot afford to buy a new Caddy sick of trying to be funny and placing was disappointing, Tim ran let alone wash the old ones. Some- hockey teams, and Laurier's varsity teams. amusing. Do you know why? well in light of his past injuries. That covers everybody general, but personally some sort of disease has enveloped the Lloyd in I have Because we are in a BAD mood. Golden Hawk trackster NFLPA like a huge mushroom grudges against the term. Thanks to sports, and my And why not? Do you know that the Schmidt turned in a fine cloud. But that is about par for the unbelievable luck I can brag of a broken ankle, two broken ever increasing threat of catching a performance in the men's 5,000 course in the NFL isn't it? wrists, fractured ribs, a bad back, uncountable broken fingers disease is seriously affecting the meters. He finished seventh in a So there we have it, some disease and toes, and three concussions, ranging from mild to being behaviour of the human species? strong time of 15:23. This is an is ravaging the sports world as we days. How can we write in our usual, excellent performance considering unable to open my eyes for two know it today. Will sports ever be get lucky style with the caliber of the field. Sure, when I first entered the mad, mad sports world of happy the the same? What is this disease? Has ominous presence of a disease Lan Clancy, suffering from a Streetsville minor baseball and hockey, I was on a few it spread its evil tentacles so far that hanging over our heads? recent injury, rounded out Laurier's championship teams. But this was all pre 1971, forget it. it cannot be stopped? This disease The sports world has definitely placings with an eighth place finish. Just in have to live with Argos that comes in so many shapes and pro world alone we had the been afflicted with some sort of The middle distance runner was sizes has affected all athletes, so it making the playoffs once, maybe twice. The Leafs, hey this is blight. Take the Golden Hawk clocked in a time of 2:02. seems. the team standings, Laurier big time, they made the semi-final once (It doesn't really count — In football team please! (Ed. How about you? What do you six enough for if you make the playoffs in the NHL). note... This is an old line and is not up accumlated points, think is wrong? Is there anything spot. University of Toronto Even that one time the Leafs did do good, I missed the to the high calibre expected in eighth Buff. wrong? We'd like to know; I busy and Chips.) Replace their offense with defended their team championship overtime goal. was too with my hands over my eyes suggestions are welcome. Send them both the men's and the Laurier Library Staff All-Stars when they swept my back to the T.V., praying. It was a basic prayer that worked to: I'm in a BAD mood too c/o women's titles. and we might produce some once in high school. You turn your back to the play and Buffalo Chips, c/o The Sports The week before, that is the yardage, (Ed. again...hasn't this one promise that if you do not watch the team you are cheering Editor, in the Cord Office. weekend of the ninth, the cross been used too'.') Certainly the team's for, they will win. Sure enough, Lanny McDonald, broken So get mad, throw your cat in the team competed in a meet at potency and ability to score seems to country wrist and all, scored to win the game. This "pray and turn" microwave and put your pen to the University of Waterloo. have been afflicted by some sort of philosophy is founded strongly my mind as I'm sure that paper to help us find out what is In the men's section, out of 72 in I'm disease. There will have to be a anything. This only wrong with the Toronto Maple Lloyd Schmidt led all ia jinx for ain't sports life, but social, major shake up at the Hawk's helm participants, Laffs, The Golden Hicks, and the Laurier runners with a twentieth personnel and medical as well. This "pray and turn" in order to restore some punch in the Nil. players association. place finish in a time of 35:10. Tim philosophy only seems to work with the sports though. attack. amount of times are cont'd on 18 How do I know I'm a jinx? The uncountable when I've come in and started to watch a game where my team is winning by a large margin and proceeded to blow the lead and lose the game. It was obviously my fault. At the They were winning before I came in the room to watch and they weren't after. Logical!! Football, of course, is pretty well the same stoo'. The Argos CORONET certainly, have found more ways to mess up in myilife time all other that I 744-3511 than teams can think of in any sport, in any 871 Victoria St. N. Kitchener country, in any continent, hemisphere or planet. Basically, the Argo's are the biggest mess this side of Pluto. Just forgetting Appearing Tonight, Octobcr 21 Leon for a minute, how about Joe the Throw breaking his leg Anthony Davis, the Georgia Connection, Terry Metcalf, Forrest Gregg, Tommy Hudspeth, Leo Cahill, The Big Zee, "The Battered Wives" twenty three quarter backs, CNE Stadium, Never Wynn (Now called "The Wives") Stadium, giving up on Tom Wilkinson, Neil Lumsden, and Mark Bragagnolo. There probably is a whole raft ofthings I've A PRE-HALLOWEEN PARTY! left out, but I think I've gotten my point across. How much COVERCHARGE $3.00 more will Toronto sports fans have to accept? Have we not Before 8 pm - get in for $1.00 taken as much crap as we've had to? This is really opening myself up, but, what else, I say, what else can go wrong??!! (I can feel the earth shaking and the waters rising already). Friday Night, Octobcr 22 University football. Boy have I got ripped off. In the three football seasons that I've been here the team has got more Pre-Halloween Party Part II boring and less capable of winning every year. Woe for those days of yesteryear when the regularly and at least gave Western something of a battle in the play-offs. Here again my jinx has affected the team I support, or at least try to. Possibly next year, if I go to the game and face the parking lot and burn incense and candles they might do okay. Heaven above knows I wouldn't miss any excitement. This pray and turn method worked once before in high school football. It was down at CNE Stadaium for the Peel Country junior finals and Geoff Townsend, now of the Argos, was our premier running back. With fifteen seconds left in the game we were on our own thirty five, down by six points. Turn and pray. Apparently O.J. scored on an off tackle run to tie the game and Dom Ruso kicked the winning point with no time left. I missed Saturday Night, October 23 is it. Even when he was homefree and dancing in the end zone I wouldn't look for fear of a clipping or holding call. Possibly world underground this is an alternative method to correcting the woes of the "Crackers" with famous Hawks. hit "Grace" I'm sure there are some people out there with luck of the Hit Album - "Hard on You" by Lunatic Records good variety and even people with neutral luck, so could you please, now I'm beggin' here , could v.ou please give me some Not lend, and not sell, but could you just plain give it to me, no October 25-27 is Performer 9 lovely ladies this week featurinq charge, I'm not proud. Saturday Octobcr 30 is 'Miss Nude Kansas'- Kim Duval By the way, did you know that luck is a four letter word? the Frcakcrs Ball - Halloween Party MON NITE MEN'S NITE featuring "QODDO" TUES. NITE — WET T-SHIRT CONTEST Chuck Kirkham WED. NITE — STRIPPERAMA 15 GIRLS ... 18 The Cord Weekly, Thursday October 21, 1982 Running Sports cont'dfrom 17 Is Teaching Quiz Dawkins. hampered with a pulled by Chuck Tatham and Mike Lock 9. Who coached the Jets to a Super muscle, was next in a time of37:57 or Your Career Goal? Chris Polic's time of Name the captain of the Olympic Bowl victory? He was extremely fat fortieth place. 1. constantly the 43:58 enabled the Hawk runner to ice hockey team that won the and ate on sidelines. 19&0 67th Earl Lavender gold medal. 10. Name the three outfielders lor finish in place. Prof. Bud Davies, Faculty of finished right behind Polic with a Education 2. Name the three cities where the the Amazing Mets of 1969. Nipissing University College, time of 45:17. will be at' Hall of Fames are situated for the In the women's race, Janet Wilfrid Laurier University. NFL, NBA, and major league HOW DO YOU RATE'.' Russell, Jackie Tetheault and baseball. 10 right-you sleep with Brent Andriana Horowski took to the the crime 3. Match or alleged crime Mussherger. course amid a total of thirty eight Thursday October 21, with sports celebrity. 9-7 right-you lunch with Ernie runners. Twenty five minutes and Paul Martin Centre, . a) Frank Mahoviich seventeen the Afanganus seconds after gun 12:30 p.m. - 2:30 p.m. b) Joe Gilliam 6-4 right-you idolize Fergie Olver sounded Russell crossed the finish c) Fergie Jenkins 5-3 right-you quaff Fernando line in 26th place. Tetheault placed d) Earl Weaver Valenzuela 30th and Horowski came in 36th e) Ron Stewart 2-1 right-you snort with Chuck place with a time of 33:29. At this time you will learn more Muncic On Saturday the X-Countrv team about drunk driving 1) 0 right-you receive therapy with participates in and hosts a meet here the structure, focus and emphasis of 2) hired hoodlums to break business Darrvl Porter at Waterloo that is taking place in Nipissing's program. Prof. Davies partner's legs. will Waterloo Park. The final meet for also be pleased to answer any questions 3) held up a gas station Answers in Scoreboard the runners is October 30 at 4) hit Terry Sawchuk with a Laurentian University. you have. barbecue 5) snorted coke It's important to choose the Faculty of 4. Who won the Heisman Trophy LARRY'S Education best suited to you and your twice? BEAUTY SALON career goals. 5. Other than playing tennis what do 150 University Ave. W. Billie Jean King and Bjorn Borg Waterloo, Ont. ■ I have common? Corner of University I 6. Name the former Doger nicknamed the "Toy Cannon". Nipissing 7. 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Toronto 38 Waterloo 8 Saturday: Mac 34 York 19 Laurentian 3 Western 0 Guelph 22 Laurier 1 Brock 2 Mac 1 Western 65 Windsor 19 Sunday: Future Games Western 2 Waterloo 1 Laurier at Windsor Laurier 4 Brock 2 Toronto at Guelph Laurentian 0 Guelph 0 Western at Mac York at Waterloo Future Games Waterloo game: Larry Tougas, Waterloo game: Dave Lovegrove, he was star. Also selected October 23 offensive star. Hey defensive thrown a couple O.U.A.A. athlete of the week. C.I.A.U. Mac at Laurentian actually of passes. Congrats! Football Results Guelph at Waterloo Brock at Western OQIFC October 24 19 Carleton 7 Ottawa Laurier at Laurentian 44 Bishops 27 Queen's Western at Guelph 28 McGill 4 Concordia Brock at Waterloo AUAA 1. MIKE ERUZIONE 2. NFL—CANTON, OHIO St. Francis 22 Acadia 15 NBA—SPRINGFIELD. MASS. Mt. Allison 17 St. Marys 7 MLB—COOPERSTOWN, NY 3. I-tl, 2-a. 3-b, 4-c, 5-c. 4. ARCHIE GRIFFIN WIFL 5. SAME: SEXUAL PREFERENCE 6. .IIMMY WYNN Manitoba 14 Saskatchewan 12 7. JIMMY ELLIS B.C. 25 Alberta 22 X. 200. YOU VACCUM — HEADI I) CHRETIN Photos by 1 Fred Taylo game: Carmine 9. WEEB HWBANK Guelph game: Jamie Cattan, Guelph Done 10. ci eon jones. iommie offensive star. Led all rushers with Salvatore. defensive star. AGEE, RON SWOBODA 91 yards. good!

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