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the Western Slope, including in room delivery to hundreds of hotel / motel rooms. of hotel / motel rooms. delivery to hundreds Slope, including in room the Western The Jennifer Katzfey, Lyle Stout, Jeff Steele, Trace Hillman, Jeffrey B. Inks, Sharlene Woodruff, B. Inks, Sharlene Woodruff, Hillman, Jeffrey Steele, Trace Stout, Jeff Lyle Jennifer Katzfey, mental illness—anything from New Horizon Foursquare Family Member Support is of- We We have a couple openings for Finally, Colorado in February The talent of the productions are they Yes, is published monthly and distributed free across across and Entertainment is published monthly and distributed free Arts The FREE Local Guide to News, Jade Inks, Randy Raisch, Andrea Haitz, Travis Webb, Kristal Rhodes, Scott Wolford, Jeffery Taylor Jeffery Kristal Rhodes, Scott Wolford, Webb, Haitz, Travis Andrea Jade Inks, Randy Raisch, Church, Church, 41 Horizon Drive, offers connec- NAMI and support family every of Tuesday fourth the on tion month, 6:30-8pm. Please park in back parking lot by the kids’ play- area. ground fered for those who have an loved one and confidential outlet foring with others who have shar gone, or are going, through similar experi- through get can we Together ences. the tough times and celebrate the is hope! GOOD! There a ADHD to will group support This on. so and offer you a safe, cess, and oil and gas development. gas and oil and cess, In the has interim, Frankel Dave Attorney County Chief Assistant been named Acting County Attor ney; and, along with his staff of 6 well qualified attorneys, Dave will continue to provide the county all needed legal advice and services. commissioner-appointed volun- teer boards and board positions include panels. Planning These Commission, the Med- Emergency ical Services (EMS) Council, others. and among Health, of Board the is board a on serve to Volunteering a great resume-builder, as well as an excellent networking - opportu nity. In addition, your voice and consideration into taken is opinion for important county-related deci- sions. All the openings are available on our site, Web mesacounty. us. Check it out and fill out an application soon! launched a statewide app design challenge called Go Code Colora- do. The effort aims to make public cor caliber, big-city are bring you rect? Can you elaborate? company is composed of trained highly dancers who have trained all over the world. BM is very se- lective about choosing rigorous a through go to have they dancers; 2-4 year trainee program they before can even apply to be in company. the They have toured tensively in prestigious cities since ex- 1986. Some of Manhattan, those Chicago, the Kennedy places are Center in D.C, Houston, Atlanta, Los Angeles, Paris, Berlin, Athens, Singapore, Venice, Moscow, - Jeru salem, Cape Town, Seoul, Korea, more. many and of the company being who Kathy, won the silver medal in the Inter national Ballet Competition (and is still dancing beautifully in her 60’s), and Keith, the child prodigy, drum player, “Little Ricky” in

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They are not only the She is the inspiration for Connection Offered Family Support & NAMI Family Support & NAMI Visit balletmagnificat.com Visit Do you have a dance back I have very little dance back- Also in February, the county bid Also in February, so With many dancers in a pro- There are 13 young ladies com A A contemporary story of envy, less teens staying at THE HOUSE, Mesa County’s locally THE teenagers. homeless for home operated HOUSE in Mesa County helps local homeless as- school, with assistance therapy, teenagers receive sistance with employment, a clean bed to sleep in, nutritious food to eat, medical attention, and being surrounded by caring adults. Life is not easy, but we can help local homeless teenagers, 589-7800 by or 260-7664 to calling help any way we can. Make plans to be in the Knights of Columbus Council 13621’s First Annual Golf - Tourna ment for THE HOUSE July 26, 2014! weather. weather. So they came in Septem- ber of 2012 and performed “The Prodigal” at the Avalon and “The Hiding Place” in Montrose. it will be a year-and-a-half again, tradi- a if wonder I spring. another tion is developing? ground? ground, although I love 17-year-old it. daughter Jaime been has taking dance lessons years, and for has become a beautiful 9 dancer. equestrian center; and a grant on behalf of Canyonview Church Vineyard to construct a pavilion at three All Clifton. in Park Kimwood of these development projects will bring a large amount of benefit to the community members that uti- lize these county resources. It will be several months before we hear applications these whether on back by GOCO. approved were farewell to our longtime attorney, county Lyle Dechant. For over three decades, Lyle served Mesa County with pertise commitment, and passion. ex- Lyle served through 16 different county com missioners during his tenure. The county attorney reports directly to the Board. The Board has begun a nationwide search for a new attorney. Minimum include requirements 8 years of ence, 4 legal of experi- those years in practicing Colorado, as well and experience in issues as of impor passion tance to Mesa County, including water rights, public lands and ac- my wanting to bring in BM. duction, where do the crew and dancers stay? ing, 11 of whom are professional dancers. dancers, but the production crew as well! It’s a most dance lot companies—no prima different than donnas All here! the girls arrive at the the venue about 6 hours before show, and each one knows what hive a like look They do. to has she of bees, busy and very organized. an is Beaver, Erin director, tour The enigma with the lights and sound, management. overall and too! smart, and pretty and homes several found have we girls wonderful a It’s at. stay to them for way to get to know these amazing girls in a personal way. intrigue and triumph, duction takes this the audience behind - pro the scenes of a ballet company to discover timeless truths that applicable are for people of all ages. This beautiful story of redemption classical the from excerpts includes ballet Don Quixote. I would Bin 707, they Then some- Show Information But I ended up $15/adults $15 for all at door Robinson Theatre, Get Ready Now for Get Ready Now for $10/seniors 65-and-older Saturday, Saturday, July 26, 2014, the $12/children 12-and-under $12/children Colorado Mesa University Sunday, March 23, 3:00 p.m. March Sunday, Music and Back Porch Music Music and Back Porch Purchase tickets: Online at face- Purchase On Favorite Restaurant: Goals: Our goals are to see ex- When did you start bringing In the spring of 2011, I had the 2face2.eventbrite.com or at Roper New Summer Golf Tournament! New Summer Golf Knights of 13621 will host Columbus a golf tournament Council at Adobe Creek Club to National benefit homelesshave You’ll teenag- Golf Valley. Grand the in ers a lot of fun—and your - participa tion will directly benefit home- never come HERE! the of founders the of one to talking he and Thibideaux, Keith company, was very positive about the idea. “The performed They thrilled. was Hiding Place” and at it Avalon the was a full house and amazing! A and again, them invited I later year asked if they’d come in of the 2012. I Fall wanted them to experience the beautiful fall colors and a finish carpenter and has a shop Design Bourget called town in here and Millwork. and Cafe del Sol Suehiro’s cellence in the and performing support the good that arts, we see happening in this community. Ballet productions to this area? privilege of Magnificat! for the first time. I had sponsoring Ballet read a newspaper article on them, would it thought I and friend a and be wonderful to know more about them. Later someone had told me they were performing in Denver, and I thought I’d call and they’d see if come here. one immediately said GOCO, is the organization that col- that organization the is GOCO, lects and grants lottery proceeds that are designated for ing outdoor amenities - throughout improv Colorado. GOCO grants fund helped the Riverfront Trail and the Three Sisters Open ects, Space among COUNTLESS others. - proj grant the Three ap- requests Board proved in February would the fund Bridgeport Underpass Project, which would create more safety for the public an 80-foot-long tunnel by under the constructing railroad tracks near son the River footbridge that accesses Gunni- Dominguez Canyon; ment work on the Fairgrounds at develop- Veteran’s Memorial Park, as part of the master plan, and - construct ing a new BMX track and training ground as well as a new regional 2pm; Thursday, March 13, at 10am; 10am; at 13, March Thursday, 2pm; Sat- and 10am; at 14, March Friday, 15, at 10am. 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Traditional Animation Sat., April 2 Traditional Fri., March 28 Irezumi – Traditional Japanese Tattooing (done on Mon., March 31 Urban Contemporary Mixed Media Thu., March 27 “The modern artist is working with space and time, and expressing his expressing and time, and space with working is artist modern “The Wed., April 2 Explore the Art of Different Cultures: Cultural Move- Thu., April 3 Ceramic Surface Design, Discover the Art of Theater, - Symme – Legos of Capabilities the Discover Friday: Lego 4 April Fri., Program Teen Tue., Animation, April Minimalist 1 Large Sculptures, Traditional Ce- Tue., Tue, Tue, March 25 Art of Printmaking, Soft Sculpture, Decorative Kites, Wed., March 26 Survival Bracelets, Bird Baths, Learn Techniques of Favorite Book or Video Your Art Behind March 27 The Physical Thur., Geom- – Legos of Capabilities the Discover Friday: Lego 28 March Fri., Cards Art Trading Day, Mon., March 31 Super Hero Mon., March 24 Fancy Paper Airplanes, Wire Sculpture, Watercolor Tuition per day: $18 Members, $23 Non-members Tuition Monday – Friday, March 24 – April 4, 9am – 4 pm Monday – Friday, and can be hybrids or simplification of what might exist in nature or In abstraction, subject is a bit harder to identify In abstraction, subject is a bit harder The Art Center opens a two-week exhibit of artists working in the vein the in working artists of exhibit two-week a opens Center Art The Music by Rosewood & Ivory Music by Rosewood Exhibit runs March 3 - March 18 3 - March March Exhibit runs introductions 6:30 pm, reception 7 - 9 pm 6:30 pm, reception introductions First Friday Opening March 7, March First Friday Opening Western Colorado Center for the Arts traditional and abstract." explore and take detours on the way to creating the paintings he describes as midway between between as midway to creating the paintings he describes detours on the way explore and take "Unhindered by conventional rules, Ratindra Das feels free to conventional "Unhindered by Magazine writes, Watercolor the third time in the exhibition of Masters in Nanjing, China. International Watermedia he exhibited in the 1st Shanghai Zhujiajiao International W.C. Biennial Exhibition and for he exhibited in the 1st Shanghai Zhujiajiao International W.C. the Academy ofthe Academy Art In 2010, in Chicago artists. and studied under many nationally known of He attended America. He is the recipient of in AWS. including seven awards, numerous He holds Master status in the Transparent W.C.S. W.C.S. He holds Master status in the Transparent and six other national societies. Society, Ratindra Das is a Dolphin Fellow and a signature member of Ratindra Das is a Dolphin Fellow the American Watercolor from throughout the United States to participate in this exhibition. Juror Ratindra Das has selected seventy-three artiststo arrange Das has selected seventy-three Ratindra Juror the exhibit at The Art Center. styles and approaches. The Western Colorado Watercolor Society has been working diligently has been working Society Colorado Watercolor The Western styles and approaches. This together juried exhibition brings a broad spectrumthe United States. of media water In its 22nd year, the Rockies West National 2014 features top watercolor artists National 2014 features top watercolor from across West the Rockies In its 22nd year, Opening & Reception, Friday, March 7, Opening 7 & - Reception, Friday, 9 pm, introductions at 6:30 pm 22nd Annual Rockies West 22nd National Annual Rockies 2014 West March 5 – April 4 “The and expressing his feelings rather than illustrating.” modern with space and time, artist is working or object is Jackson Pollock. Pollock. or object is Jackson defined by the artwork not being tethered to subject. One ofby the artwork defined the most famous artists to nature to abandon any outside reference for viewers to be able to connect to a piece offor viewers art is is also included in this exhibit. Non-objective work Non-objective artwork. many people enjoy yet others disdain. This is always good for conversation and challenging one’s beliefs of one’s and challenging good yet others disdain. This for conversation is always many people enjoy what is necessary might exist in nature or an object. When one walks up to abstraction, the work can oftentimes defy a quicker pictorial read which which read pictorial quicker a defy oftentimes can work the abstraction, to up Whenor an object. nature in exist might walks one gloves) feelings rather than illustrating.” Jackson Pollock ramic Surface Design ment in Spanish Music, Origami, Gyotaku and Sumi-e Animal Mask May Day Mixed Media Eggs - Pysanka and Cascarone, try, is Jackson Pollock. most famous artists to abandon any to or outside nature object reference Techniques Chimes Wind Drawing and Painting Art of Sculpture Game, Mosaics, Earth Hour Projects etry, art is defined by the artwork not being tethered to subject. One of the work. Non-objective work is also included in this exhibit. Non-objective of what is necessary for viewers to be able to connect to a piece of art- dain. This is always good for conversation and challenging one’s beliefs defy a quicker pictorial read which many people enjoy yet others dis- an object. When one walks up to abstraction, the work can oftentimes Loma, and Andrew Watson of Grand Junction. Watson Andrew Loma, and Bisbee of Grand Junction, Sandra Hoefner of Palisade, Sara Ransford of Baker of New York/Grand Junction, Jared Davis of Crawford, Taylor Lee Taylor Crawford, of Davis Jared Junction, York/Grand New of Baker Peacock. Other artists in the exhibit are Karol Appel of Amsterdam, Brian Amsterdam, of Appel Karol are exhibit the in artists Other Peacock. sy Chaffin to the more formal shapes in sculpture of Aspen artist Molly tion ranges from the loose gestural paintings of South Carolina artist Bet- artist Carolina South of paintings gestural loose the from ranges tion - Abstrac Through Thinking backgrounds. and ages all of artists emerging of abstraction. The work will include some of The Art ite works Center’sfrom the permanent collection as favor well as from prominent and 20 The SOURCE / March 2014 The SOURCE For ParticularPets... 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His client, Dan Lassater, was a con- dow of a tall building January 1994. win- a out jumping by died Baugh Lassater, Dan friend Clinton‘s for of hisfiancée. also ruled a suicide at the grave site wound gunshot a of 1994 June, in dead found was he fiancée, his on guson. Critical of the suicide ruling Fer Kathy of fiancée and Trooper Paula Jones. for witness corroborating and Kathy Ferguson was a possible lawsuit, Jones Paula the in Clinton, was a co-defendant, along with Bill Ferguson Danny somewhere. ing several werewere she if as suitcases, packed go- there though even suicide a ruled was It head. her to living room withagunshotwound was found dead in May 1994, in her Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson, water deals. White- Clintons‘ the to ties have to reported was He suicide. hanging 17 - Danny Casolaro - Investiga- - Casolaro Danny - 17 Clinton‘s - Grober Paula - 16 Report- - Coleman Suzanne - 15 Accoun- - Martin Florence - 14 Attorney - Baugh Gandy - 13 State Arkansas - Shelton Bill - 12 of Ex-wife - Ferguson Kathy 11- Continued onpage21 Airport and Arkansas - The SOURCE 21 The SOURCE / March 2014 Benghazi term—maybe he Maybe we should give Scan The Source QR Code Read The Source Online www.yvsource.com This message was approved by Jesse by approved was message This Just how many coincidences, 37 - Captain Scott J. Reynolds Scott 37 - Captain Brian Hanley 38 - Sgt. Sabel 39 - Sgt. Tim 40 - Major General Rob- William Densberger 41 - Col. William Kelly 42 - Col. Robert Gary Rhodes 43 - Spec. 44 - Steve Willis 45 - Robert Williams 46 - Conway LeBleu McKeehan 47 - Todd the include not does list this And HILLARY FOR PRESI- the same privileges that elected of- elected that privileges same the ficials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inwith adequacy, some sort of space to take up in this great Nation and a good salary for doing so.” Feinstein, Diane Sharpton, Al Jackson, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barack Obama. With assis- Hillary Clinton & Bubba! tance from can get it right by 2020! suspicious deaths (and suicides) can happen in two people’s lives? ertson four dead Americans in whom Hillary abandoned. DENT? Obama a third All Work Guaranteed Work All Finally, Finally, the Americans With No “As a non-abled person, I can’t Said Sen. Dick Durbin,II: “As a 29 - Keith McMaskle - Died, 30 - Gregory Collins - Died from Rhodes - Shot, mutilated 31 - Jeff 32 - James Milan - Found de- 33 - Jordan Kettleson - Found 34 - Richard Winters - A suspect THE FOLLOWING CLINTON Jr. S. Barkley, 36 - Major William less worker for every two talented hires. Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the abled, non- banning, for example, dis- criminatory interview or skills any have you questions “Do as, such to this job?” experience that relate be expected to keep up with - peo ple who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who - twist lug-nut a as position her lost er at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. new “This law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job With the security.” passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of untalented citizens will finally other see a light at the end of the tunnel. senator with no abilities, I believe of a truck, July 1988. July of a truck, 1988. November times, 113 stabbed wound January 1989. a gunshot and found burned in a trash dump death ruled (Coroner 1989. April in a suicide). capitated. However, the “natural Coroner to due was death his ruled causes.” his of seat front the in death to shot in June 1990. pickup truck in the Ives/Henry deaths. He was killed in a set-up robbery in 1989. July PERSONAL BODYGUARDS ALL DIED OF MYSTERIOUS CAUSES OR SUICIDE: We use only original parts. use only equipment We State of the Art Diagnostic the Equipment State of - - - Attorney European Auto Repair European South of BatteriesSouth of Plus Road on 25 Friday Under the Americans With No Mandatory non-performance- 26 - Hershel 27 - Kevin Ives & Don Henry - THE FOLLOWING PERSONS his when Died - Coney Keith - 28 long-standing policy of providing per to regard without opportunity At the state government formance. - Ve Motor of Department the level, hicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent). Act, Abilities more than 25 million created, be will positions mid-level but titles important-sounding with little real responsibility, thus - pro purpose of sense illusory an viding and performance. based raises and promotions will mo- to guarantee upward be given bility for even the most - unremark able employees. The provides substantial tax legislation breaks to signif- a promote that corporations icant number of Persons of Inabil- ity (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and nesses medium-sized that agree to hire one clue- busi- ed Madison Guaranty. His death was a purported suicide, and his released. was never report and Clinton fundraiser died March his plane exploded. 1, 1994 when Known as “The boys on the track” may boys two the say Reports case. have stumbled upon the Mena Ar The operation. drug Airport kansas were deaths their said report initial due to falling asleep on tracks railroad and being run over. autopsy stated reports that the two Later boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testi- mony could come before a Grand Jury. HAD INFORMATION ON CASE: IVES/HENRY THE motorcycle slammed into the back - - - 574 -B 25 Road • Grand Junction • Grand -B 25 Road 574

In a Capitol Hill press confer 21 - Charles Meissner Assistant - 22 - Dr. Stanley Heard - Chair 23 - Barry Seal – Drug-running 24 - Johnny Lawhorn, Jr. - Me- - Investigat - Huggins Stanley - 25 Facility Between Denver & Salt Lake & Salt Denver Between Facility ence, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a Barbara Boxer. “We can no longer stand by and allow People of In- ability (POI) to be ridiculed passed and over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they doing.” are Secretary Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clear a in thereafter shortly died he ance, crash. small plane Department of Commerce. of Department man of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory tee died Commit- with his Dickson in attorney a small plane crash. Dr. Steve Heard, in addition to serving Clinton‘s advisory council, person- on ally treated Clinton‘s step- mother, father and brother. pilot TWA out of Mena, Arkansas; death was no accident. chanic, found a check made out to left car a of trunk the in Clinton Bill at his repair shop. He was found dead after his car had hit a utility pole.

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