«i>^ .«,f«K- mm^' 5S iViS^i^Ss^ • w<'%. -^ ^Uie NoiwSbiUHB Vol. 89, No. 2 ' "OirtbliN^^:'''''''"''"^ The platter that's causing plenty of chatter in juke circles is "Skitch" Henderson's latest —"SIcitch" Hondorson's Newost Disc for Capitol instrumental—"Dancing With a Deb." Boy —what a record! It's obvious "Skitch" has had plenty "Skitch" and some of of experience in tickling those ivories, his side-men looking and he follows that experience rule in over an arrangement of smoking too. "I smoked many different "Dancing With a Deb." brands and compared," says "Skitch." "My choice from experience is Camel." Try Camels. Compare. Let your own experience tell you why more people are smoking Camels than ever before! /(^ (seopte^ are 5«to(^ hefwtl A^ipO( YARD LINE SEA^ % £Bob ^ierhile From kickoff to final gun, you can follow the progress of the game on the minia- TOP OF THE WEEK ture playing field of the 234567890, a broken-down major in The cost of living, along with Mrs. Armchair Football Score­ mathematics at fullback. board. FDR's temper, continues to go up. Cafe­ A teria prices appear to be taking the V elevator. An acute Alumnite crawled up LET X STAND FOR MY SIGNATURE to the food counter last Monday and The freshmen are learning fast. 'Al­ said, oh so colloquially: "Looks like rain ready they know that Walgreen's isn't today." "Yeah," thumped the waitress a drug store; that Frank Ci-osier isn't ^'artly, "but it still smells like coffee." a spoi'ts announcer; that Harry Nicode- V mus isn't a philosophy prof; that St. Mary's — well, the old grey mare ain't INTO THE PAN (THERS) what she used to be. Tomorrow afternoon in Pittsburgh it will once again rain football players. What's been happening to the Sopho­ 65,000 fans will be on hand to watch the mores this week? Almost looks as latest edition of the Fighting Irish play, though they've revived real pre-war en­ what may be, the last edition of the thusiasm as far as class elections are Pittsburgh Panthers. The parlays are concerned — six parties in this week's giving Pitt 20 points. Loyal fans are race! Think of it!! Other classes take giving them blackjacks. And Frank notice — there's a long way to go. Leahy is giving them autographed copies —:— Mark in lineups and scores. of his new column, Pessimistic, better WHO'S ON FIRST Can be erased many times. known as Tears for Tivo. Movable, plastic-headed Even money, and no Lip. That's the football and line-marker V whole story of the World Series to date. pins indicate the downs and This may be a "nickel" series to the the position of the footbalL 234567890 AT FULL New York fans, but it's gold bullion to Green felt-covered plajring Way back when Jim Costin was a kid, field will not mar or ^ow Branch Rickey and Larry McPhail. The pinmarks. they used to write newspaper stories Powers models were banned from the with a quill on pieces of parchment. In­ park for the first game. That was the asmuch as most of the linotype operators first error of the Series. Brookljm stu­ had IQ's lower than a snail's knee, it dents here at Notre Dame are finding it C/seif hi Nationally l^as hard to read these quill-scratchings. difficult to write with their fingers Known Officials! So, one day in the office of the South crossed. It is being rumored in the Big Chicagonaistky PRESS, a sports writer City that Father Divine will be the new Frank Leahy, Notre Dame, says, named Archy Warden sat down beside manager of the Dodgers. ". the greatest aid to the foot­ his Quink ink and decided to do some­ .»- ball fan since the advent of ra* dio." thing about the situation. The solation, Ray Eliot. Illinois, says, he concluded, was to invent a typewriter. BOTTOM OF THE WEEK "... a perfect way to follow a Northern Indiana Transit Company football game by radio." Sports writers all being geniuses or poster: "Take the bus. It's swift, safe, Ronald J. Gibbs, National Foot­ near geniuses, Archy soon had a type­ ball League Referee, says, sure." So's death. "... the next best thing to hav- writer invented. But there was still a mg a seat on the 50 yard line." fly in the ointment: Archy couldn't think of a way to arrange the keyboard. "Let's see," thought Archy, "I could arrange the letters according to their usefulness, THE POWERS SCOREBOARD CO., INC. but that would be tco simple and there­ P. O. Box 261 fore very, very silly." SPRIMGPIELD, ILLINOIS Ct«Uoetf-c««h poid-loT Finally, the dawn broke over Archy's Enclosed please find for •r radi* Uta»-»Uts « lillw- M/»GAZ//V£S head, jarring him only slightly. ''W^hy ,li.rt$».ri.»-««>TVMlII-«Ot MOV/fS I Armchair Football Score­ not use the current Notre Dame back- I U4DIO il board (s). field?" boomed Archy, a loyal Notie Name . U\ MTH-JACK lOHOOM Iflrtt Dame fan ever since the football gradu­ Street ated from the pig's back. As you can City State - see by glancing at your typewriter, the son TOOAt-lOC c«i« hr ••*^ nHi *Plus 18c to cover cost of hao- M^ish backfield of that year was: v^RITERS TALENT SCOUT, INC. dling and maiUnK. ^wertyulop at quarterback, Zxcvbnm at \tttH Mult r-l.|m HalaaaaaJ U^ tJBl^m^m left half, Asdfghjkl at right half, and freshman football! 1 V CCLLEGC I^ACADE Headline in Southwestern U. (Texas) Megaphone: "GIRLS HAVE BRAINS By LOU ALMASI and TOM HIGGINS DESPITE RUMORS." That's nothing new. Every good ND FASfflON FANTASY The first of our contemporary college man knows that a college girl has more One item that is currently getting a exchanges to drop on the desk was the brains in her little finger than in her big blow in every college publication this ever-popular St. Mary's Collegian from head. fall except the Folsom State Prison Meg- our cousins out California way. The Col­ .•. apJwne is the stylish (?) change in wom­ legian reports that its eni-ollment is the Coach Anderson at Iowa has had en's clothes. Fashion . ha! Tliat's the highest in history . 950 . while the bleachers erected for over-zealous fans thing that conies about when the fantas­ faculty has jumped to 53 insti-uctors. who are ever-present on the practice tic becomes universal. What irks us is 950 . that's about as many men as are field. that our collegiate "sisters are among ahead of us in chow line every noon. Dr. Eddie Anderson explains, "I don't the foremost to snap up the fantastic. But there's no disputing the fact that mind having a few spectators watch What self-respecting Notre Dame man is they turn out some humdinger teams for practice, but when they start almost going to trot across the highway Sunday a school their size. An item we noted roaming into the huddles, something has afternoon and "Dance With A Dolly with particular interest is that every to be done." With A Hole In Her Stocking" . when third St. Mary's freshman is out for (Continued on Page 6) you can't even see her stocking? And that full-length profile . shades of Pocahontas! The "Fashionable Flossie" looks like an Indian squaw whose pa­ poose has slipped half-way down her "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes'\ . back. Half-mast, so to speak. is a whimsical statement unsupported by the evidence The Ball State News, in condemning the new longer skirts, has analyzed the economic conditions of the nation from 1914 to the present and has come up with the observation that the higher the skirts, the better the business conditions . let's all hope for a business boom, men. Of course, a little help from the fair sex wouldn't do any harm. .•. { As the Butler Collegian puts it . Woodsmayi, you can have your tree, but But. M. Dior, SPARE THAT LIMB! Irate males in every city and coimtry ''College Men Prefer Arrows", . are burning the French designer in ef­ figy. In Walla Walla, Augusta, and Tal- is a true tradition laliasee the cry is, "HOLD THAT hem- LINE!" based on solid facts* And at "Sweetbriar on the St. Jo" the powers-that-be seem to have ruled 10 inches below the knee "the thing." Long­ er skirts are now considered de rigeur. A'poll of habitues of the Sunday after­ noon tea parties "down by the square lake" has shown that not a few are con­ sidering shifting their stamping grounds to Walgreen's or the Palais. As one fashion designer said to the other, "Here's mode in your eye." ON FOBEIGN FIELDS The University of Illinois athletic offi­ cials decided to get a record of Bill Stern's broadcast of the 1947 Rose Bowl "'More than 3 out of 4 college men prefer Arrow shirts game to go with their mo\ies of the —survey by National College Research Bureau. contest. In the first half alone they dis­ covered 48 flaws. Stern's most common error was naming the wrong ball car­ rier, a situation he corrected by calling ARROVf SHIRTS and TIES an imaginary lateral to the right man. m • • ^ (Remember the fumble he made in last UNDERWEAR • HANDKERCHIEFS • SPORTS SHIRTS year's ND-IUini tussle?) i^^e §connenf6. Seat PARANOIAC For the last year I have been the Campus Clubs SCHOLASTIC'S first flunky.