Beaver News, 50(18)
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astic from and arry abed March 30 1976 Voume No 18 were ams ite Council announces Leres John Linnell underi the tweIvehour Big goes will thIy courses nder By Elaine Maiperson By Lotsa Morals The Graduate Council has an- the full time to explore all Dr John Linnell Dean of the new schedule for 300 and ramifications of an idea College recently announced his %el to into effect at courses go Mr Stewart registrar com intentions to aid Dr Edward Gates College in the fall of 1976 President of the in his at- mented Im excited about the way College ath course will be offered once to Beavers the new plan opens up the schedule tempt improve security for of twelve single period We will certainly have fewer con system Beaver security is from to This flicts next year Fhe graduate average just average merely will the to plan help college students like to consolidate then average Dean Linnell commented efficient of more use But we have to take look at what class time by making fewer trips to assroom space and of faculty time we arc and where were and the campus The new schedule will going Under the new instructors make system attract more graduate students As decision based upon how it II be able to teach at least four will affect the see it the only problem will be the entire College corn- aduate courses over and above weathcr One snow closing will munity Lr normal load of three un block out month of classes Dean Linnell has de ided that yrgrduat courses Now well be radically hargrg Bcavcr Litsa Marlos senior English to teach seven courses each security would not be sise move major denied that the new schedule tercmmentedDr Belcher It would be better idea to sit back would inconvenience undergraduate ass stant ofessor of history Ive and observe first before completely majors who must also sign for 300 Dean John thought that the Beaver revising the security system he smiling Big Linnell models the tching uard garb in level courses Heck no said ---y uas underworked said which he will appear when he goes undei ground to inliltrate the Litsa The new schedule is ideal for Liniill is sith selcome the opportunity to teach all Its like an Ibsen play he security system pliasd ie iinae lie will be who has ever worked anyone on the think black leather makes it since usually just wasted the continued where problems arise projecting jakt dean dtaii Big Beaver News Anyway we might as John maintained sleeping or wondering about because people are too willing too well to dass at that Honor go night so we and students will not be to ode anyway quick to change permitted rcg table situatIon he can study the when Dr during day the enter leave the dorms after 10 Klokars assistant professor Since big changes require months or said But don quote me on thaL dorms are quiet also endorsed the who sac ology new of research and committee meetings prn except philosophy majors ontinuing education student Dan Nick La Sorsa The twelve-hour time block thrector of the Dean Linnell has instituted some will not be permitted to leave at all Markgiaf who hd n4 wish be thc lecturer chance dining has to serve he said ygives to service agreed slight temporary measures The identified as such was concerned by In order to better the to his subject Serious midnight supper by candlelight each guards will be armed the campus investigate Dean Linnell plans to go un will understand how to mght in the room security system Ien Linnell has use dining will be surrouncledby barbed wire dercover hope don run into decided to go undercover posing as him on one of nighty parking Beaver security guard irn my escapades Dan said tver plans tasteful Bicentennial celebration concerned that my youth will give dont me away he frowned but Aridreu Muller Director of Plant anticipate too many problems ith Opcrations is agreeable to the idea the disguise WcIl treat thnny just like anyone Dr Gates was available for else hc aid just hope that he comment on the security problem has sticke on his ar Hearst and Evert team up Beaver hosts dynamic duo Ch rissy Patty By Jim ant By Rupert Allspits Sports Junkies The astounding The Beaver News interviews new rumor is now an official truth Conti luing Ed student Patty Through special collabora ion larna Hearst about her em- between Tennis team coach Mrs barkink on mew voyage that of Betty Weiss and admissions Beaver ollege student Iirector Robert Bergin young News Miss Heart what made tennis superstar hI IS Evert will you come to Beaver College entering Beaver College in thc all Well Mumsy and decided semester of 1976 Word has been on Glensick becaus of the lovely passed around by Beavrs scenery wonderful faculty and the Dr Edward Gates after his haircut before the mon umentous meeting with Betty Ford and Henry Kissinger The three LaCrosse Hockey Skiing Irack lack of action executives discussed the possibility of establishing Beaver as the Bicentennial capital of the world Swimming Scuba Diving Mod News Oh Well Ms Hearsh what Herald Beicher By em Dance Dust Skating Air are your goals at Beaver9 Hockey History of Lloyd Bridges Ummmm to stay out of ou re probably wondering how Mr Abernethy Painting red begin by converting all department 117 Ping Pong Fossil Chewmg and trouble Oh Im jesting really Just mer College is going to celebrate white and blue picture Thats not heads to chairamericans Turf Building coach Ms Linda little ha ha When was back home Amcricas Bicentennial And youre the main reason Bill It is simply Dr Maimon wearing red white Detra that Ms Evert will ii ost at Berkeley was an Art major and that other bably thinking that after no institution is so and blue NOW button rhank likely snag No single position on soud P1 to pick up some of the tonnial beer cans and bicen deserving of the honor We are the Heaven Secretly Ive grown pretty Beavers prestigious Tennis team threads though won major in it toilet seats all of the good aihAmerican college the home of tired of chairone Ms Pat Smith immediately an News Miss Hearse how about have already been ap the free and the brave We routinely Dr Cameron lying on red nounced that the back portion ol your lodgings how do you intend to oriated by creative American offer our students life and white and blue couch Youre liberty Heinz live Lobby will be converted to on campus Well youre wrong After and God knows that they pursue right John Work must begin im dorm room to accommodate Ms 11 Mumsey told me not to ughtful study tasteful as au inalienable on curriculum program happiness right mediately revision Evert and possible roommate in give my telephone number to orked out by the Beaver We can supplement our new Dr Kiockars redesigning his the likes of Ms Patty Hearst strangers and to double lock all the arican Bicentennial department in Shirley Temple book jacket in red white and blue it is important to note that ills dooi of Nationalists Studies rganizat on with another management Evert included Besides what could be better special Iequest News But are you going to live on 8BOON At great personal risk course in Corporate Bribing symbol of America than college along with her application br the campus Schorr and secreted the Techniques and of named Beaver plowing resurfacing parkmg Oh only if they let me keep out of the final Dr wing transcript Berrigan draped in an lots No and No Sh Mrs Buttel marking red all over rec my Pearl handled 38 on odd in the American appropriately flag A1ong that same commended the former the white pages of blue examination smacking News Your only joking arent the George Motel am to offer Washington line ready course in lots with the fashionable llartrue books And the students are pure you Patriotism 101 to show that even write surface Mr Andrew Muller vas Im rates smoking red white American They Oh yes only joking criticism of American leaders is Americanese quoted as saying These requcsts will live on and blue pipe It is all settled Really campus destructive and also not nice are just barely beyond our budget abide all the rules not Beaver will become the official Mr James Lets by promise see 50000 Mr James Lets see the intend to snake ennia1 an attempt at to have any male visitors two College and we will the past guests presidcnt senators the Bicentennial burger at the Chat satisfying Ms Everts not to alcoholic President Ford to move the meager and have any press Why we could make $100000 should cost at least $7 50 requests by to paint the net or in nal fourth of July celebration vowing beverages dangerous drugs my on parking violations from the his moustache press Dr Rose who dyed on our two posts currently existing room wont even tin- Independence Hall to our alone hang my red white and blue And we are courts in red white and blue decoi out of pus derwear my windows the final touches Dean Linnell putting on our to coordinate her arrival with the Bi drawing red white News Miss Herst what type of Bicentennial biology course Ir Jiime seeing red white and and blue lines on an organizational entennial extra-curricular activities are you personally am collecting the dolldi signs stroke of chart Good but we will have to Ms Limida Detra expresses ncr looking forward to participating in It will and specimens we will study white that the attract people make some structural changes to hopes school will once again Oh playing tennis with my mice blue herons and red blooded in students It will solve our convince them that we are in effect regain an unbreakable on the grip new room mate Chrissy Ev putting Continued icial problems the Bicentennial College We could on Page ol competitive Glenside sports