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MONDAY FEBRUARY 26, 1996 VOL. 73. NO. 38 JMU offices planning for larger freshman class overall applicants, the academic by Ben Dalbey quality of the student body is not senior writer suffering. Since JMU was founded almost "We're going with the same 90 years ago as the State Normal standards we've had for years," she School for Women at Harrisonburg, said. it has undergone substantial change. In the past, the university just Its transformation from a small turned down a greater number of women's teaching college to a SEMESTERS APPLIED ACCEPTED ENROLLED applicants who met those standards, 12,000-student university has been a Shabazz added. The admissions office is not the dramatic one, but the process is not 1996-97 1 5,000 + 2,850 ** over. only group involved in determining Within the next 10 years, JMU class sizes, she said. will add an additional 3,000 students 1 995-96 12,514 6,989 2,559 "That's a decision that everyone's to its population, bringing the total to involved in," Shabazz said. Jim McConnel, director of the 15,000, according to Fred Hilton, 1994-95 11,712 I 6 7 2,289 director of Media Relations. Office of Residence Life, said ORL JMU*s growth is a direct result of was happy to be included in the an increase in the number of college I 995-94 1 1,225 5.285 2,082 process of determining how many bound in Virginia, Hilton said. new students JMU could handle. ORL does not have enough space The State Council of Higher 1 992-95 2 0 1 2,042 Education for Virginia, using figures ". to accommodate the increase with the from the Center for Public Service in combination of the increased Charlottesville, is expecting tens of * so far ** projected number of freshmen students from office of Admissions freshman class and the renovation of thousands more Virginians to attend SOURCE: OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL RESEARCH Converse Hall. ORL is looking into off-campus state colleges and universities by ALICIA HOODIconlribuling arlisl 2004. housing options to accommodate As a state school, JMU must play seen next fall when a record-breaking this year, the increase in new of all applicants for both 1991-'92 next year's class, McConnel said. a role in accommodating that freshman class arrives on campus. students is mostly the result of the and 1992-93 school years. To create more space, seniors who statewide increase. JMU will have about 2,850 new admissions office accepting a greater That percentage has been rising live on campus this year and are not "Certain institutions are targeted freshmen next year, 300 more than percentage of applications, Shabazz steadily ever since, with the school graduating have been notified they for growth, and we're one of them," this year, according to Roxie said. accepting about 59 percent of will not have guaranteed housing Hilton said. Shabazz, director of undergraduate According to information from the applicants for 1995-'96. next year, McConnel said. A significant installment of admissions Office of Institutional Research, the Shabazz said although admissions JMU's increasing enrollment will be While applications did increase university accepted about 46 percent is accepting a greater percentage of see ENROLLMENT page 2 Student contracts bacterial meningitis Virginia Tech Senior health sciences major listed in critical condition at Meningococcal pledges against University of Virginia hospital meningitis tuition increase by Cristie Breen by Paula Finkelstein news editor staff writer The first case of bacterial meningococcal meningitis to hit Common early Virginia Tech students and parents may have one less JMU in more than 20 years sent senior Kathryn Senner to the thing to worry about as tuition costs remain stable next year. University of Virginia Medical Center Wednesday afternoon, In a decision made by the university's Board of Visitors where she was listed in critical condition yesterday evening. symptoms Feb. 19, Virginia Tech will keep yearly tuition at its current Senner, a health sciences major, complained of flu-like cost of $3,500 for Virginia residents and $10,152 for non- symptoms earlier in the week and visited the JMU Health Center. residents, according to Karen Torgersen, executive associate But her condition worsened Wednesday, and she was taken to fever, severe sudden director of freshman admissions. the Rockingham Memorial Hospital emergency room, according "It's not a tuition freeze," Torgersen said. "That sounds to Donna Harper, director of the University Health Center. negative. We never want a student's tuition to increase." After being examined at RMH, Senner was flown by Pegasus headaches, Instead, it is a pledge made by the university administration helicopter to UVa. Medical Center, according to Fred Hilton, and signed by its president. Paul Torgersen. director of Media Relations. Although the pledge will be mailed out to prospective Harper said because the illness is only contagious through oral lethargy, neck students, the hold on tuition was designed with current secretions, it is unlikely that other JMU students have contracted students in mind, Karen Torgersen said. the disease. However, the Health Center has been treating stiffness, rash According to Mike McDowell, spokesman for the State Senner's roommates and close friends with antibiotics to make Council of Higher Education for Virginia, Virginia General them immune to the disease. Assembly legislation allocates an additional $200 million to To handle students who are worried about the possibility of DREW BANSEMER/ZE Student continued from page 1 "The risk to a student in a class is

I * M F s MADISON UNIVEtSITV very minimal," Stewart said. "But students who are concerned are told "To the press alone, chequered [by health science department staff] as it is ivith abuses, the world is to call the Health Center. "The Health Center did a really indebted for all the triumphs good job" notifying Senner's friends which have been gained by who may be at risk of their need to reason and humanity over error receive the prophylactic antibiotics, and oppression." Stewart said. — James Madison Hilton said students have not been frantic over the announcement of Editor Alison Boyee Senner's illness. "Generally. I think Managing editor Cyndy Uedtke the campus is handling it calmly," he Ads manager Maggie Mayall said. Administration investigated News editor Crlitle Breen places Senner visited earlier in the week and determined "she was not in News editor Greg Froom a place where there were large Asst. news editor Stacey Danzuso groups of people," he said. Focus editor Karen Brewer While Senner's is the first case of Asst. focus editor Angle Krum meningitis JMU has seen in many years, several students at other Opinion editor Sherrl Eltenberg Virginia colleges and universities Asst. opinion editor Laura Wade have dealt with the disease since Style editor Jason Comer September. Two students at the Asst. style editor Karen Bltz University of Virginia came down with meningitis this year, one last Sports editor Matt Provence week and one in October. Both Asst. sports editor Peter Haggarty survived the illness. Copy editor Karen Bogan But at Virginia Military Institute, Photo editor Roger Wollenberg a first-year cadet died last month after being diagnosed with Asst. photo editor Melissa Palladlno meningococcemia, the same bacteria Graphics editor Angela Terry that caused Senner's illness. Asst. graphics editor Drew Bansemer Although it seems there have been a higher than average number of Advisers Flip De Luca, meningitis cases at Virginia Alan Neckowrtz, universities this year, Hilton said it is JENNIFER BAKER/staff photographer David Wendelken not uncommon to see several cases at 'Singled Out' Virginia universities within a school FYI. . . year. Junior Sheena Hulln questions some men hoping to be 'Singled Out' during the JMU chapter of "It's average on a given year that the National Association for the Advancement of Colored Persons' version of the popular MTV The Breeze is published Monday there are several cases in colleges or show. The NAACP sponsored the event Friday night in the Warren Hall Highlands Room. and Thursday mornings and public [high] schools," Hilton said. distributed throughout James Madison University and the local Harrisonburg community. Comments and complaints should Tuition Enrollment be addressed to Alison Boyce, continued from page 1 continued from page 1 editor. Virginia Tech's in-state tuition has hall and further renovations during distinguished faculty" teach all risen 24 percent over the past five ORL also submitted a request for the next two summers will make the Mailing address: undergraduate courses. The pledge years, its out-of-state tuition has proposals to area motels and D-hall experience a more pleasant The Breeze allows for the assignment of an increased 32 percent. one, Larson said. Anthony-Seeger Hall apartment complexes in a plan to James Madison University academic adviser to incoming As a result, the decision to keep accommodate ISO to 200 students in "We want to make Gibbons a Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 students during summer orientation. tuition costs from rising next year is an off-campus setting, he said. more attractive place to eat," he said, The pledge also states the "very encouraging to students, and "In past years, we've been in explaining that drawing customers to E-Mail address: university's goal as "limiting the even more for parents who are Howard Johnson," McConnel said, the cafeteria will ease the current THE.BREEZE within the JMU growth in tuition to the annual rate of paying," McDowell said. ^^^_^^^^_ strain on PC VAX system; explaining that a ,____^^^_^__^^___«______inflation, barring further reductions Along with the General THE_BREEZE6ljmu.edu outside section of the «_ ...... Dukes. the JMU VAX system in state support." Assembly's commitment to increase motel would be / think this addition Exactly While the cost of tuition will not funding to Virginia's public transformed into how the Breeze Net: increase next year, combined costs institutions, McDowell said it has id a I#/1 logistics of the http: / /breeze.jmu.edu for fees and housing will go up less also followed SCHEVs wiTh reside n] enrollment is a operation will An individual may have one copy than $200 per student, Torgersen recommendations for faculty salary advisers and a » work, however, of The Breeze for free. said. increases. hall director. great thing for us. is not certain. All subsequent copies cost 25 As Virginia Tech begins its "In the 1980s," McDowell said, Howard Rick Larson "I,s not an cents a piece. recruitment for this fall, McDowell "[SCHEVs] goal was to increase Johnson was Dining Services senior director "a,ct sf,cnce- said he thinks other Virginia faculty salaries in Virginia. By '89, used as 6 We re talking In The Breeze. universities will soon follow with a every institution [in Virginia] was in residence hall about marketing tuition freeze. the 60th percentile for salaries" in its during the 1991-'92 school year to here," Larson said. OPINION 10 "During the first five years of the peer group of institutions. accomodate an overflow of Overall, Larson said he was FOCUS 14 decade," McDowell said, "the Now, salaries are in the lower freshmen. pleased with the planned increase in STYLE 18 General Assembly authorized third of the institutions' peer groups, If a motel submits the lowest bid students. SPORTS .21 colleges and universities a 50 percent and McDowell said he would like to for housing the student surplus, "I think this addition in COMICS 28 tuition increase in four years to offset see them rise. McConnel said ORL would probably enrollment is a great thing for us," he state budget cuts. In other words, the funding will use it to house freshmen. If an said, adding that more students CLASSIFIEDS 27 Now, the General Assembly has help not only students and parents, apartment complex gets the bid. means more Dining Services sought to try to keep tuition at its but faculty as well. however, he said the spaces might be revenue. CLASSIFIEDS? current rate." The legislation is As for JMU, tuition for next year used to give upperclassmen a place to Maurice Wolla, coordinator of the making its way through the will not be set for about another live that offers more personal integrated science and technology How to place a classified: assembly. month, according to Fred Hilton, freedom than dorm life. program, said he had heard from "It's very encouraging to see the director of Media Relations. "We wouldn't staff it the same admissions that about 200 new Come to The Breeze's office General Assembly working hand in "The Board of Visitors, on the way we do a residence hall," he said. students would be admitted to the weekdays between 8 a.m. and 5 hand with [SCHEV]," McDowell administration's recommendation, On campus, McConnel said ISAT program next year. p.m. said. "We take ve'ry great pride in our Cost: $2.50 for the first 10 words, will make a basic appraisal on funds Shorts Hall in the Lakeside area will However, Wolla said he realized $2 for each additional 10 words; institutions." available," Hilton said. "That's based be converted from an upperclass the tentative nature of that prediction. Boxed classified, $10 per column McDowell echoed Torgersen's on the General Assembly." residence hall to an all-freshman one. "Until you've had a program in inch words the main reason Virginia Tech Hilton could not say whether Rick Larson, Dining Services place for awhile, it's hard to tell how Deadlines: noon Friday for is holding steady on tuition is that it Virginia Tech's decision to halt senior director, said his department is many students will come in," Wolla Monday issues, noon Tuesday for is becoming too high for Virginians. tuition increases will have an effect also facing demands for innovation. said. Thursday issues "Tech felt that tuition had gone on JMU but said JMU will "aim at "The changes that we're making Shabazz said she did not yet know Classifieds must be paid in advance in beyond reach. making increases as low as possible. will allow us to accommodate more what percentage of next year's class The Breeze office. "And the out-of-slate [tuition cost] It's contingent upon what's best for customers," he said. would be joining any of the is no small issue," he said. While the university." 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TWvftiHtgv ^,^,^1^,3 ,: Restructuring effort closes Print Shop by Chuck Schroeder press foreman to acting director staff writer ■ within two months. "I'm % disappointed [the shutdown] In a new restructuring move, happened, not just for myself, but for JMU's administration recently Services my staff. I respect the decision [to decided to close the JMU Print Shop close the Print Shop] and stand by by June 30. The Print Shop, located Off rffl it," Mongold said. in the Frye Building, has been a The administration "couldn't fixture on campus for more than 20 justify the expense technology-wise years. ... and felt they needed to focus on The Print Shop provides printing academics. With that in mind, I services, including letterheads, <• understand the decision," he said. pamphlets and envelopes for various • According to Taylor, the JMU departments. elimination of the Print Shop will The university's printing needs create additional responsibilities for will be transferred to private printing •• the Publications Office. The office firms, according to a memorandum ^m handles graphic design and editorial issued Feb. 19 from Barbara m projects for official JMU Castello, vice president for university publications, which is mainly advancement. The Administrative "promotional work to external Council approved this move after an audiences," Taylor said. extensive study by the Support After the shutdown, the Services Operations Committee, Publications Office will prepare according to the memorandum. JP" printing jobs and decide which Castello could not be reached for contractors should receive which comment. JMU printing projects. "We want to According to a JMU press release, " determine how we can best the Support Services Operation contribute to the university, so we Commitee is a body is reviewing the will assume additional potential for privatization of various ANGELA SMTm/staff photographer responsibilities," Taylor said. university services. The Print Shop, located in the Frye Building, is slated to close by June 30 asr_. a part of a privatization The Procurement Office is Castello's memo stated "the plan. The shop has been open for more than 20 years providing printing services to JMU departments. handling bids for continuous or long- necessity of allocating funds into term printing jobs to various private higher priority areas, particularly will help Print Shop staff find jobs at exclusively for JMU, it provides be what we want or have the same printing contractors. One company academics and student support," local printing establishments or other more efficient, faster, quality service benefits and pay. There are no could win several bids or many prevented JMU from purchasing new JMU offices. than private firms that work for many guarantees." companies could, but none have been technology for the Print Shop. One staff member of the Print clients. After the Print Shop completes its finalized yet. According to Publications Shop who wished to remain The source admitted some Print remaining projects, staff members Taylor hopes bids will be in place Director David Taylor, more than anonymous didn't understand why Shop equipment is old, but said the will be assigned other on-campus soon. "We want the contracts to be half of JMU's printing projects, the shutdown was taking place. age of the equipment doesn't affect positions until June 30. long-term. We won't do an order-by- including university catalogs and The worker said the Support customer satisfaction. "The Print Shop Director Donnie order basis," he said. other more complicated printing jobs, Services Operations Committee equipment will last a couple more Mongold, a 24-year veteran JMU If a particular printing job does are already printed by private found the Print Shop's prices years, and we have a lot of satisfied employee, has already been relocated not fit into the parameters of a contractors. "unbeatable" and JMU clients customers." to a job in the Publications Office. "1 contract, the Publications Office will The Print Shop employs six full- "satisfied." The shop purchases On the prospects of finding a job expect to stay here . . . that is my write the specifications for the job time workers, one part-time worker supplies at discounted state prices. when the shop shuts down, the hope," he said. and pass it on to the Procurement and four student staff members. In addition, the staff member said source said, "They're guaranteeing Mongold moved up the ladder at Office, which will then find a Castello's memo stated the university because the Print Shop works us a job after June 30, but it may not the Print Shop from press operator to printing firm that can do the work. Make-up classes not held

by Paula Finkelstein police reporter by many JMU professors Campus police report the following: by Sally Clarke Turner's reasoning. Many students had prior commitments contributing writer on the Saturday class days, including work or weekend Unauthorized Solicitation getaways, and many professors also said they could not • A 5-fooM 0-inch, 165-pound Hispanic male wearing sweat pants and a Charles Turner, professor of media arts and design, stood sacrifice their Saturdays to the Blizzard of '96. black-and-white plaid shirt allegedly was panhandling in Carrier Library at 3:56 before his Sight, Sound and Culture class, preparing to make p.m. Feb. 20. Administrators in the College of Arts and Letters did an a difficult announcement. internal survey of their departments to find just how many The subject reportedly was handing out a booklet stating he was deaf and "We will be having class on Saturday. AHHH!" he said. classes were actually held on the make-up days. asked for donations. Officers reportedly observed the subject departing the The only sounds in the room were mumbles and groans of Paula See, history department secretary, said 50 percent of library upon their arrival, but since they had no description of the subject at the "no way" and "this sucks." But when Feb. 10, the scheduled history department faculty held classes on the make-up days. time and were not-provided one until they arrived, they did not stop him for make-up day finally came, little more than half of the 60 Other professors made up for missed class days by questioning. The area was searched with negative results. enrolled students attended class. Turner was the only combining classes or holding other make-up sessions. There were no other related incidents. professor in the school of media arts and design to make use Barbara Shifflett, English department secretary, said only of the February rescheduled class Assault 12 percent of English professors days, according to the tt ""■"^"^^^"^^™ held class on the two Saturdays. • A 6-foot male wearing dark clothing and a baseball cap allegedly struck a department's survey. Bethany Oberst, vice president female student from behind when she was walking from a residence haB to Many students were surprised /'■m sure that professors for academic affairs, who Carrier Library at 8:30 p.m. Feb. 20. and annoyed when the Office of scheduled the snow make-up days, The victim reportedly received a black eye on the right side of her face as a Academic Affairs announced don1 want to be there any could not be reached for comment. result of the attack. The victim reportedly refused treatment or transport to the class days missed due to snow As for students, most of them Rockingham Memorial Hospital emergency room. and flooding would be made up more than VV£ UO. were just fine with missing a few on three Saturdays and Reading days of class and not getting the Misappropriation of Property/Theft of Textbook Day. It seems, however, that a class time back. Junior social • Student Kirk A. Gray, 18, of Arlington, was arrested and charged with theft Misty Polihronakis majority of professors did not junior, social science major science major Misty Polihronakis for allegedly selling a text book that was not his own to the JMU Bookstore hold class on the make-up days said only one of her classes met, Feb. 22. scheduled for Feb. 10 and 17, and and the rest of her professors the classes that were held were poorly attended. decided not to reschedule. "I was under the impression that Obscene Telephone Call Fred Hilton, director of Media Relations, said he was not they had to have a certain number of class days.... I'm sure • Unidentified individuals allegedly made an obscene telephone call to a surprised many professors did not hold class. "I doubtfed] that professors don't want to be there [on Saturdays] any faculty office phone number Feb. 20. that anybody would. It was made clear up front that it was more than we do," she said. an individual decision for each professor," he said. Junior Kosta Alexis said most of his professors asked Destruction of Public Property Turner explained his reasons for having class to his theiF students whether they would actually attend class on • Unidentified individuals allegedly damaged ceiling panels and framing of an flabbergasted students by saying now that his own children Saturday if it was held. Because most students said they elevator in Eagle Hall between 11 p.m. Feb. 22 and 1 a.m. Feb. 23. are in college, he feels parents are paying for a given number would not attend, most professors decided against having of classes and should get what they pay for. class. "Given a choice, no one is going to go school on Number of drunk in public charges since Jan. 11:18 Apparently, most students and faculty don't agree with Saturday. It was pretty pointless," Alexis said. 4 Monday, FeV. W, 1996 'f HFtoREEZE -, ... jfl -VmnMAGOVERNOR'S ETHICAL CONCERNS AND ISSUES: FELLOWS PROGRAM YOU MAKE THE CALL Summer 1996 Purpose The Governor's Fellows Program offers a select group of talented and Aii Interactive Conference for Faculty, Students highly motivated young people valuable first-hand experience in the process and Community Leaders of state government. The summer of 1996 will mark the fifteenth year of this program, created in 1982.

Eligibility Applicants must be graduating seniors or enrolled as degree candidates in a graduate or professional school. Applicants must either be enrolled in a Virginia college or university (public or private) or, if enrolled in an out- of-state institution, be a Virginia resident. Selection of Fellows will be based on merit, without regard to race, sex, national origin, religion, age, disability, or political affiliation. Wednesday, March 13 Moody Hall, 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. Duration of Fellowship Classroom of the 21st Ccnturv Fellows must commit to work full-time in the Governor's Office for at least two months; the normal period will be May 28 through July 26,1996.

REGISTRATION REQUIRED - x6453 - OR Forms Available Roop Hall - 321 Deadline Lead Center Taylor - 205 Warren Hall Information Desk Applications must reach Richmond by March 15, 1996. Interested students Office of Affirmative Action - Burruss Hall 128 may pick up applications in the Office of the Vice President for Student Affairs, Alumnae Hall, Room 107.

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E IN BRIEF i!?<-iW-rW #*. Monday, Fejy#, 199$ 5 Very Special Arts festival seeks interested volunteers The 1996 Very Special Arts festival will be held March 22 in Harrisonburg. Anyone interested in volunteering should attend an informational meeting Feb. 27 or Feb. 28,DukeHall,rm.A103,6p.m. Contact Lisa Russo at 434-6484 with questions or for more information. Irish poet shares work as part of poetry and fiction series Irish poet Greg Delanty will speak Feb. 27 in Harrison Annex, rm. B-3,4:30 p.m. Delanty's third book of poetry, American Wake, explores the recent wave of Irish emigrants who have re-settled in the United States. Delanty will come to JMU as part of a reading series for poetry and fiction.

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Two American civilian planes shot down in Cuban airspace • Cycling Club/Team meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404,5 p.m. MIAMI — Two private planes that belong to a • EQUAL meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 305,5 p.m. Cuban exile group based in Miami apparently • Black Trivia Bowl, Warren Hall Highlands Room, 5-6 p.m. were shot down by Cuban fighter jets Saturday • Science Fiction/Fantasy Guild, Taylor Hall, rm. 306,7 p.m. afternoon in waters off the Cuban coast as they SGA accepts nominations for • Animal Rights Coalition, Keezell Hall, rm. 310,7 p.m. searched for refugees fleeing the country on rafts, Professor of the Year award • Zirkle House Galleries opening reception, featuring the work of Rebecca U.S. officials said. Silberman, John Fettes and Evan Cantwell, 7-9 p.m. The U.S. Coast Guard-Saturday night The Student Government Association • College Republicans meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404,7:30 p.m. dispatched helicopters and boats to scour the Curriculum and Instruction Committee is holding • Pre-Law Society meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 304,8:30-9:30 p.m. waters about 12 miles north of Cuba for the a Professor of the Year contest. wreckage of the planes, which were apparently The contest gives students the opportunity to shot down after 3 p.m. nominate their favorite professor for an award. Tuesday Coast Guard officials said they were looking Students should submit a one-page description for four people who were believed to be inside of a professor who deserves the Professor of the • Circle K meeting, Warren Hall Allegheny Room, 6 p.m. the two aircrafts when the shooting occurred. Year award to the SGA office in Taylor Hall, rm. • Students for Camp Heartland meeting, Warren Hall Allegheny Room, 7 p.m. A third private plane that had accompanied the 234, by March I. • AED meeting, Burruss Hall, rm. 31,7 p.m. others on the flight was not shot down, officials • "You So Crazy," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9:30 said. Some education students p.m., $1.50. "At this point, all we've seen are a few oil need to register for exam • "Five Guys Named Moe," Wilson Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. slicks in the rough area where this is believed to All teacher education students who have • Young Democrats meeting, Warren Hall Allegheny Room, 8 p.m. have happened," said Coast Guard Lt. Cmdr. taken the General Knowledge and Marcus Woodring. "We haven't found either Communication Skills exam of the NTE Core Wednesday plane or anyone yet." Battery must also complete the Professional Knowledge exam. • "JMU's Partnership with Downtown Revitalization," Brown Bag Lecture, The last date this can be taken is July 13. The Hillcrest House, noon-1 p.m. Virginia Department of Education will accept • Junior Class Council meeting, Warren Hall Piedmont Room, 5 p.m. these scores up to July I, 1998. Students who have completed the Praxis I • Habitat for Humanity meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 402,5:30 p.m. Crowd protests La. governor's exam (PPST) do not need to complete the • Caving Club meeting, Jackson Hall basement, 6 p.m. Professional Knowledge exam. • Baptist Student Union Revival Core prayer, BSU House, 6:30-7:30 p.m. anti-affirmative action stance Registration packets can be picked up outside • Harmony meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 302,7 p.m. BATON ROUGE, La. — More than 7,000 Maury Hall, rm. 110. Call X6274 with questions. • Sophomore Class Council meeting. Warren Hall Massanutten Room, 7:15-8:15 people rallied at the state Capitol today to protest CAA basketball tournament p.m. Gov. Mike Foster's (R) stand against affirmative • Take Back the Night meeting, Logan Hall Women's Resource Center, 8 p.m. action, while across town former Ku Klux Klan to have pre-game reception • "You So Crazy," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9:30 leader David Duke led a small counter- The alumni office will host pre-game recep- p.m., $1.50. demonstration. tions for all alumni, staff, students and fans at the • JMU Concert and Symphonic Bands, Wilson Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m., free. There was a confrontation at the door of the Richmond Marriott prior to each JMU game at governor's mansion, where a black delegation the Colonial Athletic Association tournament. Thursday allowed to deliver its demands to the door tried to Receptions will be hosted each day contingent shove inside. A police SWAT team pushed them back. on JMU advancing into the tournament. The • EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404,5-6:30 p.m. CAA tournament is scheduled for March 1 -4. Although they knew Foster wasn't in Baton • Baptist Student Union Thursday Night Fever, BSU House, 5:30-7 p.m. Contact X3977 for more information. Rouge, marchers leaning against barricades • Baptist Student Union Fellowship, BSU House, 5:30 p.m. began shouting, "Kill the beast!" and "Governor ewsflle or Weekly Events • Muslim Coalition meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 311,5:30-7 p.m. Foster represents white supremacy and must be Information • Fellowship dinner at the Wesley Foundation, JMU Methodists, 6 p.m. and the destroyed!" New Life Singers Rehearsal, Wesley Foundation, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Call 434-3490. Foster, attending a state convention of local to Asst. Newt Editor, officials 180 miles away in Monroe, said he The Breeze. Anthony-Seeger Hall, • International Affairs Association meeting, Maury Hall, rm. 101,7 p.m. • Campus Crusade for Christ, "Prime Time," Miller Hall, rm. 101,8 p.m. would have ignored both rallies no matter where drop It off at The Breeze office he was. or fax It to 568-6736. • "My Family," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9:30 Information is run on a space-available p.m., $1.50. V "I just don't think that the streets are the place basis. to settle political problems," Foster said. • JMU Faculty Concert, Anthony-Seeger Auditorium, 8 p.m., free. — L.A. Times/Washington Post news service w 6 Moiwkyl f eV-26v'!99flVrHE'.B8HEZE

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• / Ti ^THE1 BREEZE -Thursday, feb» 26, 1996 »7 Student services move to Warren ssembh I Jpd.ito Hall to create a 'one-stop shop' Last week in General Assembly action: • The House and Senate money committees both rewrote Gov. George by Mitzi O'Rear Allen's (R) 1996-'98 budget Feb. 18, giving higher education a significant staff writer funding boost. The Office of the Registrar and Allen's budget called for $110 million in new operating funds for colleges the Campus Card Center will move and universities. The House plan adds $91.4 million to Allen's budget; to Warren Hall during spring break to Senate legislation adds $113 million. provide more efficient services to The new plans from the Senate Finance and House Appropriations students. committees provide funds for faculty salary raises in the first year of the The new offices will be located in biennium, which Allen's budget did not. The House version would give Warren Hall, rm. 504, and will open professors 3.7 to 6.8 percent raises in fiscal year 1996-'97, depending on to students by March 4. how each school compares with similar colleges nationwide. Registrar Sherry Hood said the The House's legislation freezes tuition for both years of the biennium. move is due to the increase in student The Senate version freezes tuition the first year and allows modest increases enrollment, which has placed a the second year. greater demand on these services. The House and Senate came up with $173 million in new revenues to pay "I think there's been a growth in for these and other initiatives to add funding for state employee raises and the student body and more activity in public education. this area. We thought we could be of JENNIFER hAKEfUstaffphotographer better service if we had more space," The Campus Card Center and Office of the Registrar will move to • Businessmen who want to open a drive-through convenience store in- she said. Warren Hall, rm. 504, by March 4, to better accomodate students. Virginia Beach can proceed now that a legislative committee has rejected a The counter operations for both when there is a flood of students move is the same reason other bill that would have blocked the store. the Card Center and the Office of the registering for classes, picking up services have moved their offices to The Senate Rehabilitation and Social Services Committee voted 9-6 Registrar will make the move. Hood loan checks and purchasing meal Warren Hall — to get student Friday to carry over until next session a bill that would have stopped the said. plans on their JAC cards, the services in a central place so it is "Brew Thru" store from opening. Earlier this session, the House of Delegates All record-related activity will Highlands Room in Warren Hall will more convenient for students. overwhelmingly approved the bill. remain in Wilson Hall and some also be used, Hood said. The goal is for more services to be behind-the-scenes work at the Card Hood doesn't anticipate more concentrated in one place so students • The Senate approved a bill that would make Virginia one of a handful of Center will still be done in Gibbons congestion at these times due to the can take care of many things at one states requiring young people to show identification before buying cigarettes. Hall, she said. 1 new office space. time, she said. The Senate approved the measure 28-10, with most dissenters The new Office of the Registrar "Our plan is to organize the traffic "It's a one-stop shop thing," she representing the state's tobacco-growing regions. The Senate voted 30-9 to will be open from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on flow so one room won't get overly said. approve a companion bill to restrict youth access to cigarette vending weekdays, according to Hood. full," she said. The Card Center has always been machines. Before, the counter operations Jan Roberson, fiscal technician very customer-oriented, and the A were only open for students at the senior at the Campus Card Center, move will allow it to better meet the • A hastily crafted plan to raise teacher salaries by 3.75 percent was start of the semester or other times said the office in Gibbons Hall was students' needs on a more personal approved Thursday by the House of Delegates after Republican lawmakers when a large number of students running out of space and needed basis, according to Roberson. dropped their more generous pay proposal. needed the services. Hood said. more room to serve students more Sophomore Susan Wilkins said The House voted 97-3 to approve the plan. The action on teacher raises "We've been trying to think of a efficiently. the new office will probably be more came as the House considered its Appropriations Committee's amendments way we could have a counter "I think it [the new office] will convenient for her "because the to Allen's proposed $34.6 billion budget for 1996-'98. The House passed the operation open full time," she said. give us the space we need. Students Campus Center is a more centralized budget 79-20. The move will allow the services to will be able to get in better, and they location, and students would be more The money committees went along with Allen's plan to give teachers a 3 have the space to remain open will feel more comfortable when they apt to take advantage of those percent raise in the budget's second year, but nothing in the first year. throughout the semester. come in," she said. services' if they were more — compiled from staff and AP/newsflnder reports At the beginning of each semester Roberson said a reason for the convenient to get to."

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A pat to God for making it such a beautiful day on Saturday. Sent in by someone who knows God has a Shuttle no longer a novelty thankless job because people only respond when they need something or they're in trouble. On Friday, space shuttle Columbia boosted into Most of us could rattle off information from the orbit with a satellite mission that, if everything coverage of the O.J. Simpson trial, and we all know works as planned, could be integral to taking who's nominated for which Oscar, but how many of us major steps toward creating space station power could explain the intent of the current space mission? Dart... generators and changing orbiting spacecraft altitudes Space exploration should still cause excitement and without the use of boosters or rockets. all Americans should be in awe. A get-the-facts-straight dart to those who However, this mission received only page-three As humans, we have and will continue to voyage into continually bad mouth the OIT/Telecom office, coverage by The Washington Post space to explore, Improve space << especially those who blame OIT/Telecom for and passing comments from technology and prepare for future NetPlus locations, when they should be darting the When we were kids, space habitation. This should be just television news. Have Americans Office of Residence Life. forgotten the constants that keep as exciting today as it was 10 years this great country at the forefront every space mission ago. Sent in by someone who realizes that without this of the future? The men and women who risk their office, JMU couldn 't exist. It used to be that when a was given utmost lives every time they enter a space mission into space was imminent, attention by the news shuttle and virtually live for Americans all over the United America's space program today Pat,,, States would glue themselves to media.... Lately, should be treated just as heroically as were those involved with the Apollo radios and television sets to see A great, big pat to the Village and Hillside and hear history as it took place. space missions have flights. Now, however, it seems like both Could it be that since the community service representatives, Kappa Alpha television and Americans disregard Only been given regular Challenger disaster, the media is order and all of the others who raised thousands of the launchings of space shuttles. ( ,». . . , >> afraid to keep such a close eye on dollars for Camp Heartland at this year's dance-a- When we were kids, every space film at 11 COVeragC every take-off, or could it be that thon. mission was given utmost attention there just isn't the public demand to Sent in by the kids impacted by AIDS who will be by the news media. Most of us can remember watching see them? able to go to camp this summer because of your help. Dan Rather and Peter Jennings as they spoke to It even seems like children of today don't hold reporters on-location at Cape Canaveral. Most of us astronauts in as much reverence as those of yesterday saw the Challenger explosion and then, a few years did. There aren't as many who want to be astronauts J/fyf later, saw its replacement, the Discovery, launch when they grow up — they'd rather be video game MMmwrn m... flawlessly. Lately, space missions have only been given company executives. regular "film at 11" coverage. The space program should be given just as much A big dart to the cashier's office for not accepting It should make all of us wonder why such important coverage now as it was ever given. The people who risk Flex for course adjustments and fines. After waiting events aren't covered more regularly. Our world is one their lives to take the future into space should be 45 minutes in line, I was rudely told to "just come of cutting-edge technology, mass communication, mass respected. back with cash." transportation, information superhighways and space Sent in by a student who thinks if the library can exploration. Has space flight and exploration become The house editorial reflects the opinion of the editorial accept Flex for fines, the cashier's office should try so run-of-the-mill that Americans feel they are no board which consists of the editor, managing editor and longer a novelty? the opinion editors. to keep up with the times. Editorial Policy Alison Boyce . . . editor Cyndy Liedtke . . . managing editor Sherri Eisenberg ... opinion editor Laura Wade . . .asst. opinion editor Pat... Letters to the editor should be no mote than 500 words, columns should he no more than 800 words, and both will be published on a space available basis. They must be delivered to The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. A pat to Kyle at The Breeze for helping me find a The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity and space. dated, hard-to-locate picture from a past issue. The opinions in this section do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the newspaper, Sent in by someone who's glad to meet yet another UNIVERSITY this Staff, or James Madison University. nice person at JMU. THE BREEZE Monday. Feb. 26,1996 H '■I'. 1 K : i' .... -1

have considerably less room than Converse? The rooms in Converse are so big, they would be much more comfortable should tripling be necessary. Beyond the logistics of the whole renovation plan, I also tear VIC that Converse will be over-modernized. The high ceilings, big tea windows, wooden floors, plaster walls and bathtubs are what I am a Converse Hall resident, and have been so for the last give Converse its old-fashioned charm, but these things also two years. I would continue to live there for the last semester of make the hall inefficient. The high ceilings make the rooms my college career next fall, except that my beloved home away more difficult to heat, but part of the reason people like living Converse Hall closes from home will be closed for renovations. And even though the there is so they can build lofts and not have to worry about other Converse residents and I will be given some priority when hitting their heads if they wake up during a fire alarm. we choose our housing next year, I'm still kinda annoyed. I'm afraid that in the course of all this renovating, the charm for renovations of these old buildings will be sacrificed to air-conditioned, cement-block-walled, tile-floored, low-ceilinged efficiency. I'm afraid the bathtubs will be replaced with shower stalls. I'm afraid the chandeliers in the halls will be replaced with cold, cost- just say yes efficient fluorescent lighting. ORL makes such a big deal about on-campus housing being referred to as "residence halls" rather than "dorms," because a dorm is just a place to sleep, whereas a hall is a place to live. — Christine Yesolitis I'm afraid they are going to turn one of the best residence halls on campus into a dormitory with bright lights, concrete and a completely unlivable atmosphere. Many of you may remember my column last spring about the Sure, I won't be around when this happens, but I still care. "overrated Bluestone life," but I must admit, despite plumbing My room in Converse has been home to me for problems and stuck windows, I really love living in Converse. I the last two years. I have decorated it, painted like my high ceilings and big windows and hardwood floors and it, hung posters in it, built a killer loft in it, plaster walls and, of course, my bathtub. lived in it. I feel as if this room is a part of me, I also like having a 24-hour computer lab with both Macs and I will really miss it next year. I have had and IBMs in it one floor down, and although next year I will alumni of all ages stop by my room and share probably live in a Bluestone, it won't be the same. No matter anecdotes of when they lived here. One white- where I go, I'll be losing something. If I stay in the Bluestone haired woman, who remembers JMU as area, I get to keep the IBMs in Wampler, but I'll have to travel Madison Teacher's College and Converse as all the way over to Hillside to find a 24-hour Mac lab. Senior Hall, was pleasantly surprised to find If I live in Wampler, Gifford or Wayland, I lose the big we still have the window, hardwood floors and bathtub. If I move to Spotswood original or Ashby, I'll lose living space. If I move to Cleveland or black- Logan, I keep the tub and the big room, but I lose the great and- location. There is a reason I have stayed in Converse — it is just white about perfect. tile and But I'm annoyed with the decision to renovate for more than two- personal reasons. Heck, one more semester and I'll be outta spicket here. The estimated 3,000 incoming freshmen will be here for sink in the another four, maybe five years. My little brother is one of these freshmen, and the Office of Residence Life will most likely be tripling him in a two-person feel the same sense of nostalgia when they live here, rather than room or housing him somewhere off-campus. And his room and a cold, hospital-bright feeling that I fear will transform my hall board will be the same as mine. There is something wrong with irreversibly. this picture. I want to come back to JMU years from now, white-haired I understand that many of the old buildings are in need of and reminiscing, to find my first home away from home some heavy-duty rehauling, but why can't it wait until the halls untouched by the modernism it now faces. on the other side of Interstate 81 are finished, or at least begun? senior photographer Why can't Ashby or Spotswood be renovated first, since they Christine Yesolitis is a senior mass communication major. LETTER TO THE EDITOR A day in the life of a black man at JMU Students know little about Madison; When I got to JMU, I was thrilled. I heard about how A day in the life of a black man at JMU is not all I "multi-cultural" it was, or so some said. I figured things would anticipated, but I can only hope for a better tomorrow at the end Breeze should include history section be great, but it turned out, disappointingly enough, it wasn't of each day. To those who speak to me and smile. I thank you. what I had expected. You brighten my day and the community of JMU. It's good to To the Editor: When I would call or write home to my family, my mom know some people share the same hopes as I do in creating a It has come to my attention that an appallingly vast number expected to hear nothing but positivity. Well, she did get some, friendlier atmosphere here. of students know precious little about the namesake of this truly but it was accompanied by sadness and anger. I was disgusted To those who want to stare (like I've just insulted your fine institution. Every day, scores of students sport JMU logos, to tell my mom what I would see and experience. mother), or those who give me that "cold shoulder," don't spend money with their J(M)AC cards and even pass by an When I walk to class, I feel eyes staring at me. What have I worry, 1 have enough "hellos" and smiles to give out for all of image of the man himself, on their way into the library. done? I stop and think maybe I'm just jumping to conclusions. us. Who among us knows what the JM in JMU is all about? No, I'm not hallucinating. I rum to look another way, and I get Shouldn't the values of this noble statesman, draftsman of our the same "surveillance." What's going on? What have I done? country's most important government documents, this former Fortunately, there are two positive things a black man here president of the United States be on the minds and in the hearts at JMU experiences. There is the education the black man Guest Columnist of students who strive daily toward many of the same goals? I seeks at this university. This helps him prepare for the world would venture to say more people are familiar with the life and that exists outside of this campus. And secondly, from the works of Thomas Jefferson than wjth the life of our own social aspect of things, there are some, (and I do mean some), — Christopher Carter university's father. And Jefferson didn't even get to use his own people who greet you with a friendly smile or "hello." name, whereas James Madison did. This is disgraceful. We are Then there are those people you see when you go to a not students of 'The Other University of Virginia." We are certain class but don't know their names and they speak to you I speak of these conditions not because they just affect me James Madison University students. anyway. That's just great! but because we can't live in this campus and not acknowledge Perhaps the readers of The Breeze might profit more from a Although there are a few people like that on campus, there each other. We live together. How will our social atmosphere weekly section that chronicles the life and times of James still remains the same existing predicament in a day in the life ever improve without acknowledging the fact that there are other Madison and his ideals, than from the weekly bunk about this of a black man at JMU. people on this campus to know? crazy winter, or how people like to decorate their rooms. Another disappointing experience I as a black man go In reality, I know this "Utopian atmosphere" I speak of is a The Breeze has the power and talent to generate informative, through in the typical day is the "really cold shoulder." To me mere hope, and I know I can't expect everyone to agree or even thought-provoking, and positive articles that will help to this is the worst experience. This is when I speak to another understand, unless this has been an experience of their own. But increase the sensitivity and awareness of your readers. Let us black person and they don't respond. Let me note that these are I ask all who read this paper to think about something: What take pride in our university and its history. Do not waste your people I haven't done any harm to. They just choose not to would it be like to walk through campus being ignored like you breath and our time. Let us work to produce a fertile intellectual speak. I don't get it. weren't there or being stared at like you didn't belong here? environment of which even James Madison would be proud. I do recall the black population on campus being a little You're guaranteed to know if you experience a day in the more than 6 percent. I thought this startling statistic would life of a black man at JMU. Caltlln Miller provoke blacks to network with each other and acknowledge senior this fact. Just a "hi" or "what's up" will suffice. Christopher Carter is a freshman sociology major. theater ^ '■ ■ '■

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THE BREEZE Monday, Feb.26,1996 18 Proof positive of the coming of springtime Recently, the unmistakable signs of good things to come have been everywhere I bought a new dictionary this week because but in the attitudes and moods of the people room has not been used in more than a week. ATM, but as he ran from the scene, his I always get the urge to shop when I feel like around us. Let's face it: We all just about lose it This is symbolic of the rebirth of warmer perfectly fashionable, probably expensive, spring is definitely on its way. And it is. Two by the end of winter. I enjoyed the fog last temperatures. oversized baggy pants fell from their perch, weeks ago, I experienced what can only be week because it reminded me of home, but I Second, Garry Kasparov, one of my heroes, most likely exactly one half of the way down described as an act of olfactory deception, knew it would not last, so ! could milk it for a beat the IBM computer Big Blue in six chess his derriere. He stopped to resituate his which to me signified the end of winter and the little sentimental value. matches. This was an incredible feat. The trousers, and was photographed, caught with coming of spring. The fact is, I haven't moved home to Seattle computer is capable of computing something his pants down as it were, by a passerby who in the last seven years because I have been like 225,000 possible moves per minute. had witnessed the whole thing. The police spoiled by Southern sunshine, and I know that Additionally, the engineers were allowed to arrested the man a short time later, and the if I had to deal with that weather for weeks on upgrade the .software between matches. And he photo has been turned over as the primary Shooting the end (as is wont to occur during Seattle winters), still beat it. I always love the victory of man piece of evidence. A victory for those of us my personality, curmudgeonly at best to begin over machine. It is symbolic of the rebirth of everywhere who wear clothes that fit. breeze with, would take on an avoirdupois of a quality the human spirit. Ah. sweet justice. Karma is not dead. There even Adam Schrecengost would not be able to Third, the primary season is here, and the is a God. Spring is, for all intents and purposes, handle. Republican presidential candidates are running here. My attitude is remarkably positive, for a — Scott Henrichsen However, I'm here, not there. We all have around dealing each other mortal blows like columnist who was forced to swallow the bitter our little crosses to bear. My family must deal some eerie rerun of the airline battles of the late pill of editorial prerogative last week. n with depressing weather; I must deal with '80s. Symbolic of the rebirth of my optimism The change to my work, in my opinion, was Walking out of Wampler Hall two days after George Allen as my governor. The nice part and good cheer. major, but in hers, was not. But the change was the last snowfall, my nostrils were met by the about this is my problem will end next year. On Fourth, JMU baseball has begun. Saturday's foisted upon me in the final printed form. At smell of two-cycle engine exhaust. Almost the other hand, theirs will return, winter after double header v. Villanova brought JMU one that point, I was forced to begin the arduous immediately, my brain sent the command to my winter, year after year. victory and one loss. Perhaps this is a metaphor task of transforming my feral self- nose to look for the accompanying sweet smell And as Seattle's winter weather returns, of yet a few more trees before we leave the righteousness into insouciant grace, and to of fresh-cut Kentucky blue grass. But alas, it year after year, midterms return to colleges woods of winter entirely, but it is nonetheless begin explaining the "corrected" work to was not to be found. Snow, once it has fallen, year after year. This is always a strange week. an overall indicator of great things to come. The family and friends. has no smell, and the exhaust was from a The cocktail of midterm pressure and spring unmistakable crack of the bat (a sound which, if Self-important? Perhaps. But my writer's snowblower, rather than a Briggs and Stratum break anticipation creates a feeling a bit like there is a God, will never suffer the unholiness raison d'etre has remained uninjured, and my Lawn Master. being an Iditarod sled dog. If you make it of an attempt at reproduction by synthesizers) is attitude has been ameliorated as a result. This, I I immediately found this to be cruel through this week alive, you are rewarded with unquestionably symbolic of the impending find to be symbolic of the rebirth of my chicanery of the nasal passages and was a week of relaxation (and maybe a few summer. disposition. Yet another sign of spring. depressed about it for several hours. But then 1 Snausages). But perhaps the event which has sprung That's right, spring. It is here. Brought to realized the coincidence of my nose finding So I am going to take the plunge and forth my well of optimism more than any other you by the weather itself, chess, the what my mind knows as the smell of a lawn pronounce winter officially dead. Risky was a typical mugging in Takoma Park, Md., Republicans, JMU baseball, baggy pants, and mower. It was coming from the very equipment business, yes, but I am bolstered by several last week. It was so routine, it would never have me. Politics make strange bedfellows, but used to remove the inconvenience of winter recent events which, in my mind (as facile as even merited mention in The Washington Post, symbolism doesn't even require the same weather. I saw this as symbolic of the end of the the next guy's), reify this declaration had it not been for the curiously rejuvenating species. Enjoy spring, with my compliments. ennui of winter and the beginning of the rebirth unequivocally. circumstances surrounding the apprehension of of yet another magnificent Appalachian spring. The weather, first of all, has definitely lent the suspect. Scott Henrichsen is working on "Symphonic Spring. Symbolic of rebirth, of hope, of new itself toward allowing the mortar of spring to It seems a young man robbed a woman as Variations on 'Take Me Out to the Ball growth, revitalization, etc. Not just in nature, congeal. My illegal space heater in my dorm she had just completed a withdrawal at an Game' "for a composition project.

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It was the middle of the night, and faculty in mind. Named after much in a rush, they don't want to Feb. 20, and Harrisonburg was the owners crazy hair, it was think." wrapped in darkness and a founded on )i campus in California, Besides being able to offer dense fog. Most JMU students according to Johnson. better service, Johnson cited other were warm and comfortable in Heather Slrroyer, a senior reasons he likes his late-night shift their beds, unaware of the activity geology major, is'glad Kinko's is best. He enjoys not having to get taking place in some businesses open 24 hours. She stopped in a up early, getting to make his own around town. little after midnight on Tuesday to decisions and feeling less rushed. Kroger employees stocked copy some of the research she had Also, the more eccentric shelves with cans of corn and been working on. customers tend to wander in during stewed tomatoes. Turkey was "I just finished with everything his shift, providing an added bit of stuffed generously between slices else I've been doing," she said. She entertainment to get Johnson of fresh bread and delivered to came in so late because it was the through the stretches of occasional hungry customers at Blimpics. Tow first time she had a chance to get boredom. This particular Tuesday truck drivers scanned some local away from her work. night, a guy walks in wearing" apartment complexes for illegally Being open 24 hours helps pajama pants and pink slippers. parked prey. students because of "all the crazy A few weeks ago, a couple of Also, tucked in a littlcshop at hours students have," Johnson said. fraternity pledges came in to copy the edge of campus, Taylor During his late-night shift, Johnson their butts, according to Johnson. Johnson was making copies — lots meets more than just the copying Occasionally, someone who has and lots of copies. needs of his customers. He is also had a bit too much to drink Johnson graduated May 1995 on hand to help make posters, wanders in off South Main Street. with a degree in graphic design but transparencies, booklets, rgsum£s, He or she usually asks for is back at JMU studying early bound reports and folded directions to the nearest childhood education. He works at brochures. He directs students to convenience store, according to Kinko's to pay his rent and other the self-service computers, which Johnson. expenses. customers can use for a fee. They don't stick around for too Since September, Johnson has Johnson enjoys working late at long. Johnson guesses this is worked the graveyard shift, 11 p.m. night. "I don't like dealing with because they aren't too interested to 6 a.m., four nights a week, large groups of people," he said. in making copies, and "we don't helping JMU students and the "They all think they're the most serve nachos." Harrisonburg community with their important and in the biggest The majority of students who copying needs. hurry." come in, however, are usually Seemingly comfortable among At night, he said, "you can be sober but sometimes stressed. the plethora of binders, color more yourself and give [customers] Johnson advises students not to copiers, machines for drilling holes better service." come in at the last minute. "A lot in paper, laminators and paper Some people need more help of people, especially business cutters, Johnson helps those who than others. "It's amazing how students, need to look ahead," he have fallen into the mighty arms of many people don't know how to said. "This isn't Willy Wonka's the procrastination monster and are make copies," he said. chocolate factory. We can't just in need of late-night copying Describing how self-explanatory (above) Senior Josh Baer finally leaves Kinko's around 1:30 a.m. whip out whatever." assistance. the process is. he added, "If you Instead, students need to leave Wednesday after finishing a group project, (above right) Senior Kinko's was established with look the SATs, you could basically Jason Chandler spent over three hours at Kinko's copying pages. time for surprises and mistakes. convenience for college students fix those machines. People are so Senior Allison Fraser came in ^•P ■■■

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around 1 a.m., with plenty of time several ways to alleviate his before her finance project was due. boredom. She had nine hours before she had Occasionally, if business is to meet with her group and 13 slow, he uses the extra time to hours before they had to present at KINKO'S catch up on some reading for the project. school. Johnson has found that in "I'm a procrastinator, basically," order to juggle school, work and a • Fraser said. The project was social life, he has to take advantage assigned the second week of the of the free time he is given. semester, but she "left it until the His busy schedule often makes last minute as usual." it difficult to find time for sleep. She may have thought she was There have been weeks, according waiting to the last minute, but to Johnson, where he hasn't slept fellow group member senior Josh for 72 hours straight. Tuesday Bacf waited until an hour later to evening, he was taking advantage make copies of his introductory of the few hours he had before his portion of their project. "I try to do shift began, working on a school things ahead, but it's really busy project. senior year trying to find jobs," he "I was making puppets right said. before I came in," he said, in Jason Chandler, a senior reference to an assignment for international affairs major, is also which he had to make felt animals busy trying to find a job. A self- to represent the characters in a proclaimed night person, he spent children's story. more than an hour at Kinko's As business began to die down, copying 100 pages of material he Johnson was eager to display his needed to read for a job. artistic ability and practice his "They get a lot of my business," storytelling. he said. Around 2:30 a.m., he "I'm sure these skills will help pushed through the door with his me as' a teacher," he said. stack of papers stuffed in a box "Between having a graphic design under his arm, finally leaving degree and then working at Kinko's empty of customers. Kinko's, I'll probably be hounded When he doesn't have by principals and teachers?' customers to wait on, Johnson Until he has his kindergarten keeps busy working on projects for class, at least he will be able to local companies. When he isn't enjoy his late-night employment. copying, collating and binding "It's seriously the best job I've papers for these big orders, he finds ever had."

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Student group Jazzman moves to 'burg meets musical Respected musician has had success worldwide challenges by Meredith Allen CDs on Japanese labels and two on European English and Campbell's wife, noticed by James Terp staff writer labels. Campbell's reviews before she met him, when contributing writer Project G-5, a Tribute to Wes Montgomery, she was a free-lance worker at a translating The JMU chamber orchestra treated a Vfcung souls often need inspiration to find 1 which was released in Japan in 1993, features office in Indiana. captivated audience to a wide variety of music thejr passion. Local guitarist Royce musicians , Cal Farlow, Jimmy "The translators talked about these during a performance Thursday evening at the Caihpbell found his first inspiration on Raney and Cal Collins. Last year in the United wonderful reviews, and I was immediately television: Wilson Hall Auditorium. States, it reached No. 3 on the jazz radio chart. interested because I heard his music on the Establishing the initial mood for the evening, "In the early '60s, I saw on Reaching No. 8 on the jazz radio chart and radio," Gumnior said. the chamber orchestra, conducted by Robert TV," Campbell said. "I thought he was really receiving the highest rating for a jazz According to Gumnior, who does not play McCashin, associate professor of music, opened cool, so I asked my mom for a guitar." recording on other charts, Coincidentally, a an instrument, she attempts to help manage his with Jean Francaix's Serenade for Small That first guitar was a step in the direction Tribute to , has been career and "just sit and appreciate his music." Orchestra. of Campbell's world-famous, mainstream jazz Campbell's most successful CD in the United The couple moved to Harrisonburg in music. The music had a mellowing effect on States. August when Gumnior started to work at freshman voice major Sherry Montgomery. "His music creates a mood — his songs are This month, Campbell was featured on the JMU. "1 love the music because it helps to relieve in the same category as Mendhelssohn's cover of music magazine String Jazz. Locally, Campbell has played at the the everyday stress of college," she said. 'Songs Without Words,'" said Cathy Morris, "It's very pleasant and very gratifying to Homestead Resort in Hot Springs several Immediately following Francaix's piece was an electric violinist and a friend of see his involvement with music," DeCamp times and has a performance at the Artful Igor Stravinsky's Suite No. 2 for Small Campbell's. said. "He's one of the best guitarists in the Dodger Feb. 29 at 8:30 p.m. Orchestra. Percussionists propelled the first When Morris began moving away from her world." "He's extremely talented and deserves to movement, a march. classical music base, she found Campbell's Elisabeth Gumnior, assistant professor of be heard all over the world," DeCamp said. Overall, the implementation of dissonance more laid-back music to be just what she was contrasted beautifully, with the melodic elements looking for. ■ of the piece conveying a mood of slight tension. They formed a band, Collage, in just one The successful execution of the piece by the evening and have collaborated since 1992. chamber orchestra was especially noteworthy in Years before Campbell became a light of its musical complexity. professional musician at the age of 17, he "The technical demands of the music were learned to play the guitar at a local music hard because the different parts must converse," store. said Janine Sherline, a sophomore clarinetist. But it wasn't until his senior year of high "Everyone has to come in at the same time, or it school that he became truly serious about his sets off a domino effect." instrument. Regarding the technical elements, McCashin "Music can express every emotion," said, "the technical demands of the music were Campbell said. "It's not just a hobby, and it's tremendous with the awkward arrangements in much more than a career." Stravinsky and Upon his graduation from his high school the speed of in Spain, Campbell was urged by his uncle, Haydn's pianist and arranger Carroll DeCamp, to join symphony." him in the United States. After a brief "I wrote to him and told him I'd help him intermission, the get started [with a music career] in chamber orchestra Indianapolis," DeCamp said. "Once he came, picked up right we practiced together, worked together and where it had left lived together for a few years." off, plunging DeCamp, who quickly became a supportive headlong into the and influential figure in Campbell's life, has next selection, been interested in music since he started Franz Joseph playing simple melodies on the piano at age Haydn's four. Symphony No. 99 With more than 100 published in E fiat Major. arrangements and compositions, DeCamp has During the worked with , the Indiana adagio, an Symphony Orchestra and film composer absorbed violinist BRYAN KNlGHT/staffartist Henry Mancini. swayed back and Campbell's first break in the music forth as the rising and falling of the strings business came when, at 21, he started playing intermingled with the wind instruments to create. guitar with . Two years later, he a musical tidal wave. was hired to play on a three-day tour with Glancing around the auditorium, it was Mancini, who was considered one of the apparent the audience's attention was entirely greatest film composers of the time. He locked on the musicians. On one row, four composed the famous theme music for "The "fortysomcthings" looked captivated, as three Pink Panther," and many other songs. had hands raised up to their chins. At the time, Mancini was looking for a At one point during Haydn's symphony, the regular touring guitarist, and Campbell fit the music came to a climactic build-up, seeming to description. indicate the finale. Then, teasing the audience, For two years, Campbell and DeCamp the orchestra smoothly drifted into the nexf played together with Mancini. section. Nineteen years of tours with Mancini When the finale finally did come, i brought Campbell to Japan, Australia, New chamber orchestra was able to convey the Zealand and every state in the union except "joyful optimism" of the piece and even elicited Alaska. a smattering of laughter from the audience. Since the '80s, Campbell has focused on One audience member, freshman Mike Webb, his solo act. said, "The first half was more exciting because I Indiana's music industry has especially love the use of dissonance in Stravinsky's grown fond of Campbell's music. neoclassical approach." "He's been an important catalyst for music The musicians themselves appeared quite in the Indianapolis area," Morris said. pleased with their performance. "He's too young to be the grandfather of "We were strong in rehearsal, but everything our music, but he's the father of what's going came together tonight," said sophomore Mike on here." Hershkowitz. a trombonist. "Dr. McCushin is an Of Campbell's nine compact discs, his four incredible instructor." U.S. releases have all become hits on the PHOTO COURTESY OF ROYCE CAMPBELL McCushin was not without words of praise,i Gavin Reports' jazz radio chart. Royce Campbell, who has played guitar behind such artists as Marvin Gaye and for his musicians. "The students did a marvel^" Internationally, Campbell has released three Henry Mancini, will be performing at the Artful Dodger Feb. 29. job," he said. 20 • Mortday, Feb.' 26,1996 THE BREEZEl I A nice hot cup of Moe Successful musical comes to campus courtesy Are you of Encore Series and multicultural services "'We're up and running a big hit! We promise by David Mooney you a hot time in your town on your night!!" interested in contributing writer Tickets can be purchased at the Harrison Could a musical make you want to get up Hall box office from 1-5 p.m. or by phone at and dance? "Five Guys Named Moe" is coming 540-568-7000. There will be a shuttle from the Convocation Center skirting at 7p.m. Reserved writing for The to Wilson Hall Feb. 27, at 8 p.m. and it promises a night of such rockin' rhythm and tickets are $18 for adults and $14 for children. blues, with a little jazz on the side, that Time There will be a student rush for all remaining proclaimed the show "an absolutely joyful tickets starting one half-hour before the show, Breeze's Style experience. A rollicking time." with half-price tickets for those with a student "Five Guys Named Moe" features the music l.D. of jazz great Louis Jordan, who put 18 songs on the R&B chart's No. 1 spot. Section? The musical centers around Nomax. a guy who has lost in the game of love, and the five Moes. zoot-suit wearing entertainers from the Come to one of our '40s who emerge from his radio to bring him advice and pull him out of his doldrums. They do this by performing such songs as "Let the Good Times Roll" and "Is You Is or Is You meetings in the Ain't Ma' Baby." By the end of the show, the audience members will get a chance to participate in the fun when the conga line comes their way. This show is part of the College of Arts and Letters Encore Series and is co-sponsored by Seeger Mondays at the Center for Multicultural Student Services. Executive Assistant to the Provost Jerry Weaver, who heads the series, said. "Out of all 4:30 p.m., or call Karen the touring shows available [that fit our venue), this is the one that we thought would be of the most interest to the university community." (574-4330) or Jason The show will also give the audience the chance to see professionals perform a whirl- wind musical history that encompasses jazz, (433-8280). blues and Calypso music, which fit in with JMU's celebration of Black History Month, COURTESY OF BIG LEAGUE THEATRICALS according to Weaver. 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» - THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 26, 1*96 21 N SPORTS Dukes hold on for dramatic win; streak at four After freshman guard Ned Felton points. Atkinson finished with 15 by John M. Taylor hit one of two free throws with 40 points, six rebounds and a team-high senior writer seconds left. Redd scored inside to five assists. FAIRFAX — George Mason cut the lead to 80-76. Senior center James Coleman University was able to make time With 31 seconds remaining, Lott made key contributions for the Dukes stand still at the Patriot Center was again unable to get the ball down the stretch, scoring five points, Saturday night. Ironically, it was inbounds past the Patriot press and pulling down four rebounds and standing still on the last play of the was forced to burn two timeouts. blocking four shots in 15 minutes. game that cost the Patriots. "We had trouble getting it "It was a big win for us; we After JMU freshman swingman inbounds at the end, that's what needed this one," Driesell said. "If Eugene Atkinson intentionally made it close," Driesell said. "we can win one more game, I think missed a second free throw with After the two consecutive we can get out of that [play-in) three seconds remaining and the timeouts, Lott was called for another game." Dukes up by one point, GMU five-second violation. JMU will get its last chance for freshman forward Nik Mirich "That's something rare for us," that win as the Dukes host American grabbed the rebound. Lott said of the Dukes' inability to University in their final regular- Mirich seemed confused and just put* the ball in play. "That rarely season game, tonight at 7:30 p.m. stopped and held the ball. Then, happens — just not being able to get If the Dukes defeat AU tonight, realizing there was time left, he fed the ball inbounds." and GMU defeats William & Mary, the ball to forward George Redd Redd answered with another quick JMU will be the sixth seed in the CAA tournament. upcourt for a last-second desperation layup to bring GMU within two -—. -——— shot. The long-range three pointer points of the Dukes, 80-78. JMU (8i) fg n I.I> rimmed out, preserving the Dukes' Faced with another inbounds min m-a ■-« ' >-t a pf tp 81-80 victory. situation, JMU tried a new approach. Atkinson 40 5-12 3-4 2-6 5 0 15 Lott heaved a baseball pass down Lolt 40 8-18 1-2 4-6 0 2 17 the court to a streaking Ryan Boozer 22 2-4 0-0 4-5 0 5 4 Culicerto, who lost the ball in a battle Felton 23 1-4 2-4 0-3 3 3 5 McLinton 40 7-17 11-14 1-3 3 I 28 with McCants. McCants got the ball Culicerto 18 2-4 1-2 0-2 0 1 7 to Williams, who hit a short jumper Boyd 2 0-1 0-2 0-0 0 1 0 to tie the ball game at 80 with less Coteman 15 1-2 3-5 1-4 0 2 5 JMU (9-19) has now won four in than 1S seconds to play. Tctit. 200 26-62 21-33 12-29 II 15 81 a row by a combined total of five Lott was finally able to get the Percentages: FG—41.9, FT—63.3.3-point points. ball in on the next possession, and goals—8-21. 38.1. (McLinton 3-9, Culicerto 2-3. "That's the way we've been JMU quickly brought the ball Atkinson 2-6, Felton 1-3). Blocked shots: 5 winning these last four games," JMU upcourt. McLinton put up a shot and (Coleman 4, Lott). Turnovers: 16 (Lott 6, ROGER WOLLENBERG/p/ioto editor Atkinson 3, Culicerto 2, McLinton 2. Boozer. head coach Lefty Driesell said. "I missed, but Atkinson pulled down Coleman. Felton) Steals: 4 (McLinton 3. don't think we've won any of them the offensive rebound and was fouled Junior forward Charles Lott Mows past Patriot defenders for a reverse layup in Saturday's 81-80 victory. Lott had 17 points. Culicerto). by more than one or two points." from behind in the waning seconds. GMU (80) rg n rtb JMU went into the final minute of Chaos ensued as the buzzer foul shots of my career as a Patriots' "Paul Ball" offense, an up- mln m-a m-a o-t a pf tp play with a 79-69 lead before the sounded. The referees disagreed freshman, so I had to take my time, tempo style invented by their head Alford 3? 4-7 3-4 3-6 I 5 II ♦-» Patriots made the Dukes sweat it out. about who committed the foul and take a deep breath ... and I just shot coach, Paul Westhead. Redd 31 6-12 0-0 4-12 0 4 12 After a GMU timeout, guard were unsure how much time should it," Atkinson said. "I tried to just McCants and Williams lit up the Sharp 27 0-0 1-2 0-5 0 4 I Curtis McCants hit two free throws be put back on to the clock. focus on getting the ball through the Dukes in the first half, scoring 16 and McCants 32 10-20 4-4 0-1 5 4 25 to cut the lead to eight. Then, on the McLinton said he shot it with three hoop." 17, respectively, to give GMU a 46- Williams 37 8-19 0-0 1-5 0 1 21 Mirich 21 l-l 1-2 1-5 0 4 3 ensuing inbounds play, junior seconds left, but when Atkinson Driesell said, "I thought Eugene 38 halftime lead. Scott 9 2-6 0-0 0-0 3 2 5 forward Charles Lott was unable to finally went to the line, about 10 Atkinson showed a lot of poise for a JMU used a man-to-man defense Wanjara 12 l-l 0-0 1-2 10 2 get the ball in to a teammate and was minutes after the, foul, the referees freshman, knocking that thing to slow the pair down in the second Totals 200 32-66 9-12 10-36 10 24 80 called for a five-second violation, decided there were three seconds left down." half, limiting them to a combined 13 Percentages: FG—48.5. FT—75.0. 3-point giving the Patriots the ball under in regulation. Knowing that GMU had no second-half points. goals—7-22. 31.8. (Williams 5-14, Scott 1-2. their basket. Atkinson nailed his first free timeouts, Driesell called a timeout "What we wanted to do was stop McCants 1-5. Redd 0-1). Blocked shots: 1 GMU got the ball to freshman throw, despite a mad effort by the after the first free throw and had them defensively, score offensively (Alford). Turnovers: 20 (Redd 6. McCants 5. guard Jason Williams, who promptly student section behind the basket, Atkinson intentionally miss the next — but not so quickly," McLinton Williams 3. Alford 2, Scott 2. Sharpe 2). Steals: drilled an NBA-length three pointer giving the Dukes what would be the shot in order to run off some clock. said. "Kind of slow the pace up, but 5 (Alford. McCants, Mirich. Redd. Scott). to bring the Patriots within five final margin of 81-80. The key to the Dukes' second-half still execute our game plan." JMU 38 43 81 points. "I knew these were the biggest turnaround was slowing down the McLinton led all scorers with 28 GMU 46 34 84 Men's swimming dominates for fifth-straight CAA title breaststroke. capturing his third-consecutive didn't have the depth that we did and had to "I think the fact that almost three-quarters of by Peter Haggarty individual championship in the event. His time rely on a few key people." our swimmers are sophomores or freshman asst. sports editor of 55.81 seconds provisionally qualified him JMU was able to pull out the win based on had an impact." After squeaking out a victory at last year's for the NCAA Championships, to be held a strong team effort, Teal said. He stressed The team came together well, she said, but Colonial Athletic Association swimming March 27-30 in Austin, Texas. although Frost was the only individual event the competition was very good. championships, the JMU men's team managed Men's head coach Brooks Teal said, winner, every swimmer added points to the "Almost everybody came through for us to stay atop the CAA in impressive fashion, as "Given [Frost's] performances in the past, we team's total. and performed very well," Fetter-Witt said. it won the 1996 CAA title by a margin of knew we could count on him for a strong "This was a very gratifying team effort and "Overall, I was very pleased with our more than 150 points at Hargrave Military meet" showed less of a reliance on the relay events performance and think we will have a strong Academy in Chatham. However, Frost has been dealing with which have decided the winner in the past," season next year" Meanwhile, the women's team fell to East chronic shoulder problems {hat have been Teal said. Junior diver Amanda Kuehl scored 383 Carolina University after tying the Pirates for exacerbated over the past two months by his JMU didn't win any of the relay events, an points in the three-meter diving competition, the CAA title last year. The JMU women preparation for the CAA championship. Teal atypical statistic when compared to its defending her title in that event. Kuehl also *compiled 632 points on their way to a second- said. performance at last year's championship, captured the one-meter event for her first tide | place finish. "We have tried to stay optimistic about when it won four of the five relay events. in that event. Last year, the men did not clinch the Ryan's ability to perform well, and I think that The women's team was hurt by "The whole team looked strong, but this victory until the final race of competition. This he definitely managed to overcome his pain," disqualifications of Beth Elie and Sarah was a disappointing loss for us as a team," year was quite a different story as they Teal said. Dokken on the last day of competition. Kuehl said. eclipsed all the competition. Although the Dukes seemed to roll over Dokken was disqualified because of an error Freshman Beth Elie led the women's swim JMU finished the three-day competition opposing teams, Teal said. "The scores in the breaststroke and Elie was disqualified team, as she captured the 400-yard individual with a team total of 766 points, breaking the definitely don't reflect the level of competition after swallowing water forced her to stop in medley in a pool-record time of 4:33.44. Elie Dukes' previous CAA points record of 744. at this meet. the 200-yard butterfly. also went on to take second in the 200IM with UNC Wilmington finished a distant second "We were really expecting stiff competition Firs'-year head coach Leigh Ann Fetter- a time of 2:08.96. with 609.5 points, and Old Dominion from UNCW and ODU," he said. "After the Witt said, "The Disqualification's definitely Junior Wendy Bryant added to the team's University finished third with only 555.5 first day of competition, we were only ahead hurt us, but you have to expect setbacks of this total by placing second in the 100-yard points. of UNCW by 20 points, and the meet was nature to happen in very competitive meets. backstroke. Junior Ryan Frost led the team as he broke definitely still up in the air." 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_ THEBRfiEZE Monday, Feb. 26, 1996 23 Cook spins two-hitter as JMU takes opening series from VU . I better today than in either game [Saturday]." by Jerry Niedzialek JMU and the Wildcats split a doubleheader staff writer Saturday afternoon. JMU handed Villanova University its second The Dukes held off Villanova to win the first disappointing long-distance experience of the seven-inning game 7-5, as senior Jeff Hafer week as the Dukes used a two-hitter by junior picked up the win in the season opener. Junior right-hander Derrick Cook to shut out the Tim Bouch gained a save, pitching three visiting Wildcats 6-0 Sunday at Long innings in relief. Field/Mauck Stadium. The second game was taken by the Wildcats The win improved the Dukes to 2-1 as JMU 15-9, as they collected 15 hits and scored seven won the opening weekend series against unearned runs. Villanova-, which had a 40-16 record last Dorsey went 6-11 with 6 runs and 5 RBI in season. the three-game series. His home run in the Cook picked up the victory by pitching opener was his first in two years. Sophomore seven strong innings. He was impressive all pitcher/infielder Greg White also hit well, day, allowing just two hits while walking three going a combined 4-11 with 2 runs and 5 RBI and striking out two. during the weekend. "My fastball was working for me today — JMU next travels to take on Liberty getting me some ground ball outs," Cook said. University this afternoon with sophomore "I fell behind in the count a lot, but was Travis Harper taking the hill. The Dukes then fortunate to be able to battle back and have return home Feb. 26 to host the Flames. great defense behind me." SUNDAY'S GAME Head coach Kevin Anderson said, "Derrick JMU 6, Villanova Un versity C was very aggressive today and pitched with confidence. We got outstanding defensive plays JMU (2-1) ab r h rl.i bb M avg today. That happens when the pitcher keeps Lowery 2b 3 0 0 0 0 0 .333 throwing strikes and challenges the hitters like Mattix ph 0 0 0 0 1 0 .250 he did today." Edsell 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 — Red-shirt freshman Jason White came in to Dorsey cf-lf 4 3 3 0 0 0 .545 put the Wildcats away. White pitched two White,G lb 4 0 1 2 0 1 .364 impressive innings in which he allowed only Brooks it 3 0 0 0 1 1 .000 one man to reach base. Johnson, J 3b 1 1 0 0 1 0 .167 Hoch ss 3 1 0 0 1 0 .250 Offensively, JMU got off to a quick start in Bulheller c 4 1 2 3 0 0 .444 the first inning. Senior outfielder Juan Dorsey Closh dh 3 0 1 0 0 0 .200 lined the ball over Villanova's left fielder for a Tehonica dh 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 triple and then scored on an infield single by Floyd If 3 0 1 0 0 1 .333 sophomore first baseman Greg White. AMY SANDLIN/rcnior photographer Ra/.ler ph-cf 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 The Dukes struck again in the second inning Totals 4 — Junior Derrick Cook fires home In Ms strong performance against Villanova Sunday. 30 6 s 5 3 with a three-run home run off the bat senior 123 456 789 r h e catcher Greg Bulheller. Bulheller sent the ball "Juan is the catalyst right now for us," contest with a ground out to short. sailing over the left-center field wall for his first Anderson said. "He is a tireless worker and has "Basically, I'm just trying to get on base and Villanova 000 000 000 — 0 2 1 home run of the season. worked very hard at going the other way with show the younger guys leadership," Dorsey James Madison 131 010 (Mix -681 "It was a good call on coach's [Anderson] the ball." said. "The extra base hit will come as I try to E - Johnson (2). DP - James Madison I. Villanova part to let me swing away," Bulheller said. "I The Dukes tacked on an insurance run in the drive the ball. That's my duty, to get things 2. LOB - James Madison 6, Villanova 5. 2B- faked the bunt on the first pitch and then got a fifth inning when Dorsey struck again. He started for us." Bulheller (1), Dorsey (2). 3B - Dorsey (I). HR - good pitch to drive because it was a normal singled to the opposite field, stole second and Anderson said he was satisfied with the Bulheller (I). SB - Brooks (1), Dorsey (I). CS - bunting situation. Coach showed confidence in then advanced to third when catcher Augie entire squad and hopes that this type of play While, G (I). me to let me swing away." Grove's throw went into center field. will continue. Pitching IP H R ER BB SO ERA In the third inning, Dorsey doubled to left Dorsey then scored his third run for the day "I am pleased with our all-around effort Cook. W (1-0) 7.0 2 0 0 3 2 0.00 field and later scored on a wild pitch. when White picked up his second RBI of the today," Anderson said. "I think we played White.J 2.0 0 0 0 1 2 0.00 Dukes pull away late for seventh-consecutive victory Sarah Schreib leads way with 26 points and 10 rebounds; JMU now turns its attention to rematch with ODU by Scott Graham Not until the last five minutes of the Tribe attempted. senior writer the contest were the Dukes able to In addition to Schreib, the Dukes take a commanding lead and put the also received notable contributions JMU junior forward Sarah Schreib Convo crowd of 1,800 at ease. from senior guard Krissy Heinbaugh, was not going to allow her team to After two free throws by W&M who finished with 22 points and four lose yesterday. forward Lisa LaMonte made the assists, and junior guard Holly Playing as if she had something to score 67-60 with 5:03 remaining, the Rilinger. prove, Schreib scored a game-high Dukes went on a 17-6 run to finish Rilinger, who is JMU's second- 26 points and grabbed 10 rebounds in the game. leading scorer, finished with 16 the Dukes' 84-66 victory over The main ingredient of the Dukes' points and a game-high five assists. Colonial Athletic Association foe late spurt was their offensive LaMonte paced the Tribe with 13 College of William & Mary at the rebounding. In the first half, JMU points and five rebounds, while Convocation Center. managed only three offensive boards, junior Bridget Wagner chipped in 12 "I was ready to go and was really which translated into fewer second- points and six rebounds. excited to play this game," Schreib chance points. W&M freshman Julie Sommcr, said. "I didn't have a good game the CAA Player of the Week, was held to first time against [W&M], so I came nine points on 3-7 shooting and into this game ready to show them William & Mary 66 committed three turnovers. what I can do." Next up for JMU is a rematch The Dukes, who have won seven JMU 84 with Old Dominion University Feb. consecutive games, improved their 28. The CAA-leading Monarchs, record to 18-6 overall, 11-3 in the After the break, which JMU led who are ranked eighth in the nation, CAA, and avenged a 58-48 loss at 41-32, the Dukes pounded the Tribe defeated JMU 67-42 Jan. 26 and W&M Jan. 28. for 14 offensive rebounds. As a have won 12 straight games. Although the Dukes controlled result, JMU either made layups or The Dukes believe that even most of the game, they weren't able was fouled and sent to the free-throw though the odds are against them, to put the Tribe away until the final line. there is still a chance for an upset. minuses. Whenever JMU would "That was the biggest difference," "We're playing a lot better as a make a couple baskets and start to W&M coach Trina Thomas Patterson team than we did earlier this season," pull away, W&M would counter with said. "They either got easy scores on Rilinger said. "We've matured and a 4-0 or 6-0 run of its own. putbacks or converted on their free- come a long way since we last played JMU coach Shelia Moorman said, throw attempts." ODU. We really have nothing to "That's to William & Mary's credit. For the game, the Dukes shot 48 lose." They were relaxed offensively and free throws, 31 in the second half, The matchup between the CAA's played aggressive defense. They like compared to W&M's game total of top two teams will be televised from to play us, and it's usually a very 28. JMU shot 75 percent from the the ODU Fieldhouse on Home Team RICK THOMPSON/staff photographer competitive game." line and made more free throws than Sports. Senior Krissy Heinbaugh sinks a layup In JMU's 84-66 win Sunday.

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(iVMNASTKS Men's team destroys Radford combined count as a one-point win. managed to accomplished this. 218.60-163.9 Women drop Radford Y ENCING YVKI;STI.IN<; University 187.75-184.05 Junior Chris Golden dominated the Dukes capture first at NIWFA competition, leading the Dukes to a JMU defeats GMU, 22-15 The JMU women's team added another convincing victory against the The women's fencing team won the notch to its win column in a dual meet Raymond Miller Trophy, which is awarded The Dukes pulled out a major upset by Highlanders. Golden captured first place in defeating the Patriots 22-15 for their first- with Radford University Friday night. the parallel bars, the vault and the still to the epee team champion, at the 68th Junior Kathy Aiken led the team with a Annual National Intercollegiate Women's ever victory over George Mason rings. Freshman Mark Denoble eclipsed all University in Colonial Athletic first-place finish in the all-around (38.32). other gymnasts in the pommel horse on his Fencing Association championships. The Aiken also took first place in the vault and women finished ahead of 11 other schools Association competition Friday night. way to setting a new JMU record in the The victory improves the Dukes' record set a Godwin Hall record in that event with event (9.60). The previous school record on their way to the championship. a score of 9.70. Wendy Davis of Radford Sophomore Jenna Morgan led the team in to 3-7 and 0-1 in the CAA. The loss was was 9.45 in that event. Junior Ray the Patriots' first conference loss in more also set a new hall record in the uneven Gradecki also added a strong win in the the epee division, as she captured first than two years. . bars. Davis was the only Radford gymnast horizontal bar event with a score of 9.35. place in the event. to win a first- or second-place finish in any As a combined team, including the epee Junior Ken Rossi won a forfeit at 118 Second-place finisher Barry Kistler of pounds as Sean Shea moved up to wrestle of the four events. Radford earned a score of 8.90. and foil events, JMU finished third overall behind Temple University and Cornell at 126, where he was defeated 6-5 by WOMKN'S Tl'.NNIS University. JMU's Doug Detrick in the night's closing match. GMU's Bryan Hazard defeated JMU downs George Mason, 6-1 I RACK &. Fll.l.l) junior Doug Batey 11-8 at 134 and Mark Singles: Weader then fell 9-4 to JMU junior Pat 1. Tory Schroeder (JMU) def. Anne Several women's track members Coyleat 142. Mange (6-4, 6-2) eclipse school record GMU senior Matt Rametstreiter eeked 2. J. James (GMU) def. Karen Piorkowski Freshman Sara Carpenter, junior out a 3-1 victory over Chris Carpino at (3-6,6-2,6-1) Samantha Bates and seniors Diana Gilliam 150. The Dukes took the following two 3. Meredith Jamieson (JMU) def. Lori and Zakiya Haley eclipsed the previous matches at 158 and 167. The Patriots Robinson (6-0, 6-1) JMU school record in the distance medley bounced back when Rob Barlow, ranked 4. Katie Piorkowski (JMU) def. Melissa relay at the Mobil Invitational. The meet 16th by Amateur Wrestling News, Esposito (6-2,6-0) was hosted by GMU Saturday. The relay dominated freshman Jason Freund and 5. Dawn Jessen (JMU) def. Marre team finished in a time of 11:45.34, pinned him in 2:51. Veldhuyzen(6-0,6-l) beating the old JMU school record by The Patriots will defend their conference 6. Chrissy Travios (JMU) def. Liz more than 12 seconds. title March 8-9 at the fifth-annual CAA Burgoyne (6-3,6-3) KYLE BVSS/senhr photographer The record-setting time for Carpenter, wrestling championships, which will be The Dukes won all three of the doubles Haley, Gilliam and Bates meets the NCAA held for the second straight year at the Freshman Shannon Bagley flies through matches, defeating GMU 6-1 in singles the air in a meet against Radford. provisional qualifying standard. This is die John Linn Memorial Gymnasium on the and doubles. All of the doubles matches first time a JMU relay team has ever campus of George Mason University. Tie Pest HeQlTlan iwve tm 4hJ! We want Delicatessen U JAMES MADISON 433-4090 UNIVERSITY RECREATION in DELIVERY AVAILABLE!* Skyline Village (near Rack & Sack) Bus Routes 1 & 7A REC! Monday - Thursday 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. Friday - Saturday 10 a.m. -10 p.m. Sunday 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. The following positions are available $8 minimum for May, Summer and Fall 1996:

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DV-1 Greencard program available. (800)6786386 Room. Warren Hall. Applications Thursday issues is Tuesday at August 1. Call 434-3790. A53253. (800)6607167 or (818)772-7168. due Friday. March 1,1996. noon. Congratulations to the 1996-'97 Breeze editorial staff! New Editorial Staff Members Begin Working April 1. News: Stacey Danzuso Focus: Angle Krum Copy: Becky Mulligan Kristen Heiss Jen Nowitzky Photo: Melissa Palladino Paula Finkelstein Style: Sherri Eisenberg Derek Rogers Opinion: Laura Wade Rachel Woodall Graphics: Sung Hee Kim Jeff Ward Sports: Scott Graham Emily Childress John Taylor 28 Monday, Feb. 26, 1996 THE BREEZE

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