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go roamin'by Mirror Lake. • must have his mate, that's how (Emuwrttrat latlg £>t ampu* Why do people at Storrs its meant to be. get me a screw always walk around frowning And when two lovers woo, Editor-in-Chief and looking down at the they still say "I love you," on Stubborn P. Moron To The Editor, that you can rely. The Managing Editor ground? Just because you go to Business Manager Yesterday I was going down a fifth-rate school, are a fundamental things remain, as Rhonda Robatired Bronco Nagurski the corridor in Hale Hall, to go functional illiterate, eat time goes by. to the lavatory and make corrupted food, breath polluted Sincerely yours, number two, when I heard a air, have acne, bad breath, a Evan Hill University maintenance man, bisexual roommate, and are in Journalism Department bending over a malfunctioning love with your hand doesn't piece of machinery, say to his mean you can't be cheerful in 'fourth-rate* helper, "Get me a screw." the Spring. To the Editor, Now, gee whiz, we girls in me skill's girls Tom morrow, just to try it as Who ever the fuck wrote your Hale Hall moved there for a you go to classes. Smile at the review of the concert last purpose, and now we hear the people you meet on the S unday must have his ears up his To The Editor, same sort of disgusting no-no's sidewalk. Try and make life a ass and hemorrhoids. Since the day of his election, Tom Mcskill has been the target of and suggestions of un-natural little happier. Clyde Banana and the Bunch various segments of the state populace's criticism (amazing, when acts that give you warts on your Peace and Love, have been rated by general you consider they elected him). The essence of these vindictive tum-tum and make you go blind Lucretia Borgia acclamation as one of the harangues has been malfeasance, mismanagement and poor choice of and crazy in the very halls where leading top funky - classical - color of the two new executive limosines. Oh, but do these verbose we eat and sleep and play with rock - impressionistic ocarina liberal boat rockers realize some of the myraid frustrations a man coke bottles and door-knobs. faggot porridge groups in the world for the past with a $10,000 dollar fence, and two new Cadillacs and no place to If the University can't control ten years. As anyone who heard go, can have? Can they perceive the lack of efficacy that is inherent the dirty minds of its employees, To The Editor, either of their ninety-second in such positions of power, when attempting to channel residual then we girls will have to take I am sending a copy of this numbers could tell, they are true energies and/or frustrations? this matter (as we take letter to the Faculty Senate, and artists. G.K. Chesterton's An excellent example of just such a problem is one which I was everything else) into our own to the After - the - Revolution - brush-work on the drums was (un) fortunate to perceive first hand. hands. You're - On - The - List List. enough to make a turkey cry, I was in a Hartford cocktail lounge, when in strolled Tom himself. Truly yours, Once too often has the Campus with all the drama and beauty He was obviously looking for a lady of the evening (obvious because Marcia Bates Editorialized and butchered the that a green Volkswagen sunroof of the clientele that frequented this lounge.) He approached three news to defame the glorious can muster. such ladies, a blond, a redhead and a brunette. To the blond he said, continuing struggle of united more pressure Edward Creeth (formerly of "I'm the governor of Connecticut. How much would it cost to spend worker and students against the To the Editor, the Michigan English) is one of some time with you? She replied "$200 dollars". To the brunette he oligopolistic bloodsucking facists As finals near, I feel more and the foremost violinists in the posed a similar proposition, and her reply was "$100 dollars". When and their running - dog lackies more pressure, and get very world today, and his tudor and he approached the redhead along similar lines, she replied smiling, I 've had enough of your right nervous and break out in a green flemish lace interpretation of the "If you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties down wing reactionary faggot rash all over my left thigh. So I Ballad of Jennings Bryan as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times are, porridge. I'm cancelling my went to the Infirmary to get brought tears to my eyes the and screw me the way you do the public, believe my Governor, it some drugs to calm myself subscription. ain't gonna cost you a damn cent." Revoltingly yours, audience to its elbows. down. They gave me some little Your reviewer terms John With a song in my heart, green pills, and I took the Willy Sinister Haysworth's work as and parking tickets over my head, suggested dosage. Nothing Alan Barry "fourth-rate" and "a cheap work happened. I took four more. fine president of histrionicsdesigned to suck The above letter is reprinted from the October Still nothing. I was still all off the Duke of Essex." This over-wrought and my shins were 29, 1971 Daily Campus issue. To The Editor, comment shows that he misses turning purple. So I took a I am sending a copy of this the whole point of the modern couple more. letter to the Board of Trustees, music. Music today is not just N ow I feel that the continuing and to the Senate Subversive notes played on the athanuem, health-care rip-offs and Activities Control THOMAS J MISMILL ■ TATC OF CONNECT but a way of life, a true phallus quack-prescriptions at the Subcommittee. Once too often with which to touch the moon. -c±£ HARUONO *~ Infirmary have to stop and the has the Campus editorialized and As Rod McKuen says sooner that we students oh god slanted the news to slur our "Ypsilanti is not just another oh god the purple cows and the American fighting men, our fine oral stimulant. It's a whole new green snakes oh god oh god i President, and the wonderful karma, a way of finding a marble think i'm going to die my feet work they are doing in head between a Pierson-type and November Z, 1971 are turning into radios the pain Indochina. a return to Hillhouse Avenue." the pain the pain oh jesus jesus I've had enough of you're left So there, Mr. Reviewer, just it's here it's here the glory the - wing, pinko commie faggot remember what McKuen says, revelation paradis paradis just mutton broth. I 'm cancelling my and keep your opinions to Stephen P. Morin, Editor-in-Chief like dante said oh god oh god subscription. yourself unless you can back Connecticut Daily Campus the purple pigs and the blue Disgustedly yours, Univcmity of Connects ut them up with quotes from the Sturm, Connecticut 06268 chickens oh god then the sooner Wilmont J. Dexteer III Great Men of Time. And keep we can begin getting decent care your tongue off my sandals. Dear Mr. Morin: for our sicknesses and stop being C. Forbee palmed off with do-nothing welcome lovers 1 agree that the letter you refer to was regrettable. N orthwest Quad placebos. Further, 1 find it difficult to undemtand how it required "more Good mA madf To The Editor, aerioiiB consideration " by the light of day to realize it wn R.K. Head puerile, offenaive and heavy-handed and not light-hearted in It's still the same old story, a heavy petting the lcaat, fight for love and glory, a case of why frown? do or die. The world will always To The, Editor, I am certain all those from outside the University welcome lovers, as time goes by. Is it true that heavy petting community who read the letter will think lesi of the University. leads to breast cancer. Please That is the truly regrettable thing. To The Editor, Moonlight and lovesong, never The morning dew is blinking out of date; hearts full of hurry up and answer, I have to You do not owe your apology to me alone. The letter yonder, there's lazy circles in the passion, jealousy and hate. know by Saturday night. was not worthy nf publication anywhere, let alone in a newspaper sky, so take my hand and let's Woman needs man and man Suzy Southcampus which was established to be the voice of an intellectual community. 2 You owe your apology tfl everyone who strives to win rcspe.l and regard lor the University. JkUAt GOVERNOR

Editor-in-Chief Stephen P. Morin apologized to the Governor in the clear light of the following day, Oct. 31, 1971. Mr. Barry joined the staff of the Storrs Weekly Reader and stopped writing letters to the Daily Campus.

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dubious achievement award: To Gov. Thomas J. Mcskill (aka: "chuckles") for his sense of humor when confronted by a joke which might be considered puerile, offensive and heavy handed.

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The World Health No. 2: Well, I guess that about Organization, WHO, today wraps it up. Goodnight Richard, congratulated the United States marijauana is now legal (takes off his glasses) on having fewer cavities than No. 1: Goodnight Spiro, Administration announced plans any other country tested. When (takes out handkerchief and WASHINGTON (UPS) speak against the measure was for the formation of purity and the President was informed of blows his nose) and goodnight Congress declared the use and Martha Mitchell, speaking as licensing codes for the retail sale this, high ranking officials for the American Goodtime possession of marijuana in guest of honor at a meeting of disclosed, he smiled. News. amounts up to two ounces no the National Association of of marijuana, both prepared and Actor 2: Thousands of longer illegal yesterday in a Liquor Retailers. Departing from in bulk. The Wage and Price students converged on their lottery ticket surprise bill which passed almost her prepared text, which was to Administration, however, classes today at the University of unanimously at 2:30 p.m. have been "Let's Loosen Our declined to begin deliberation on California in Berkley. After a President Nixon took time Laws Against Drinking & fixing a maximum price per quiet day of studying, wins $75,000 out from a special security Driving," Mrs. Mitchell said, ounce on the drug until federal eyewitnesses report that the briefing to sign the bill into law "That's ridiculous. I can't taxes on its sale have been students went swimming. for gov. meskill within an hour after its passage, believe that Dicky would let that determined. No. 1: Another riot making use of the drug legal for goby." "There's no reason why we was headed off today by the HARTFORD, CONN (UPS) - the first time since the mid-'30's. 'Til tell you one thing," she shouldn't treat it like any other decisive action of Mayor Dicky Connecticut Governor Thomas FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover continued, "they'll be laughing vegetable product," an- FDA Daily. The Mayor ordered an J. Meskill is the winner of the was declared by his secretary to out loud in Moscow tonight. spokesman said. "For instance, undisclosed amount of sedatives state lottery $75,000 grand prize be "unavailable for comment" Next thing you know, they'll be we'll have to determine dumped in the city's water drawing held this week. Meskill on the legislation after reporters smoking LSD on Capitol Hill. maximum seed counts, purity supply. Sources close to the won the lottery with ticket pressing into FBI headquarters Those goddamn commies are regulations, THC contents, leaf Mayor, a large newspaper number 12345. heard what sounded like a faint everywhere." grading - that sort of thing." nicknamed Dick Daily's Daily, Clutching the podium for Marijuana salesmen, or Meskill said he purchased the pistol report from the interior of quoted him as saying "Give support, Mrs. Mitchell said, "dealers," began appearing on winning ticket from a vending the building. them a while to sleep it off. "Thank God there are still some Washington streets in the late machine in the State Capitol Within minutes after the They'll see the light." true Americans left. I'm sure afternoon yesterday. Prices were executive washroom. He has not announcement of the bill's No. 2: The capitol of the these fine people here today are averaging some $35 per ounce, yet decided, he said, what to do signing, the streets of the capitol nation was formally moved from just as shocked and sickened as I but fell rapidly as the day wore with the money. were filling with jubilant youths Washington, D.C. to and fragrant smoke was am." on. Washington police and Montgomery Alabama today. Capitol aides have denied that competing with the scent of the A general chorous of, "I'll student leaders warned White House aides explained the winning is in any way late cherry blossoms. Classrooms drink to than," followed her prospective buyers to examine that the President "wanted to connected with the Governor's on campuses across the country remarks. merchandise carefully. get a more representative view of recent sudden dropping of his were virtually emptied. The Food and Drug the nation." Political observers plan for a state income tax, Commenting on the new law, feel that Nixon is escalating his which does not presently exist in the presidents of most of the Southern Strategy. Connecticut. major tobacco companies nixon announces policy No. 1: The price of living They also deny rumors the announced plans to grow, remained constant, this month, winning was somewhat 'less than package, and market marijuana for the first time since 1959. coincidental, especially in regard cigarettes as soon as possible. R. of 'bomification' in nam to the ticket number. Meskill The price of dying rose 3%. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co., in people who criticize the himself has maintained silence No. 2: The Viet Nam War was particular, announced that it had by Albert R. Manning government they've elected. cancelled today. Premier Nix On on that question, being quick to agents "on the streets in all San Clemente (BS) - President "They are the true of South Viet Nam offered no point out that those most prone major cities" purchasing large Richard M. Nixon, in what Americans," the president explanation. to spread rumors are likely to be quantities of the drug and leading liberals labeled "an quipped. No. 1: Former Justice Abe persons such as welfare would, after grading it, issue its election year ploy, but with no Nixon explained details of a Fortas announced, today, the recipients, who in Connecticut first packages of Yucatan Mist new tripartate plan to build the cancellation of his subscription have any lottery winnings real policy change," Thursday within 24 hours. announced a new plan for strength of the silent minority. to Life magazine. He referred to confiscated by the state. Among the few to publicly winning in Vietnam. First, amnesty would be granted the publication as "Squealer's State Attorney General to any draft evader who publicly Weekly*. Robert Killian has firmly refused "Why let American boys from home fight for corporate supports Nixon and then No. 2: life magazine to perform any sort of remains silent forever. announced today the filing of a investigation into the prize Apollo 16 astronauts John W. interests abroad?" he said. "My plan is for 'bombification' of the The draft would continue slander suit against Former winning. Such investigations Young and Charles M. Duke, Jr., under this plan, but draftees Justice Abe Fortas. have been called for by several after getting the go-ahead from war in Vietnam. This plan satisfies both our commitment would all serve non-combat No. 1: Apollo 16 landed on Democratic state senators. Mission Control late Thursday posts, such as manning phones at the Moon, today. Astronaut Diet Meskill has, however, offered evening, safely guided their to the South Vietnamese government and our contracts Republican headquarters. There Smith was the first man ever to to split his winnings with several landing craft "Orion" out of its would also be a concession to step on the Moon without a top state administrators, orbit in space and made a soft with American corporations. We plan to send in 24 bombs for George Wallace on busing, if he spacesuit. The world waited including Killian, who landing on the rocky surface of agrees to support the President's reportedly is to get some Jupiter. Space Center officials each American soldier we anxiously for his first words. As economic and Vietnam policy. $20,000. Meskill says the gifts withdraw. his bare feet sank into the barren were not available at press time Vice-president Spiro Agnew are "to in a small part repay the for comment on the "If this plan is successful soil, Astronaut Smith sang-the told the press he had advised the Campbell Soup jingle. Sources in loyalty of my people." "successful" landing. there will be no more American infantry casualties, no more president to follow the policy cripples, no more P.O.W.'s, and suggested to him by a former no more situations, "such as My Vietnam Veteran. Lai where an American soldier in "Load all the good gooks on a the heat of battle, makes a bad boat and then bomb the hell out decision." of Vietnam," Agnew quoted the The president also announced advice. "And then bomb the the silent minority has boat, because the only good unanimously supported this new gook is a dead gook." plan. Nixon announced he would "These people represent what keep taxes down and control America stands for. 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SUNDAY SPECIAL Wardrobe Maker Slacks 60'/. off No Joke PERKINS LTD Are you beginning to find yourself the trustees of the University of Connecticut have decided to utilize the Women's Wear wondering what you're going to do this University Plaza summer? Well, you needn't wonder any property of the university as resort area longer. We have been priviledged to reveal during the summer months. Shown above is a proposed view of the activities at famous Hours: Mon - Sat 10-6 here the opening of a fantastic, expansive, Sunday 12-5 and relaxing new summer resort — on our Mirror Lake. doorstep, so to speak. As a counter to the University budget Photo by Barry Rimler. Idea courtesy of cuts so recently announced on Capitol Hill, Thorn and that old Buckley crew. £9£SfiSS&N Page 4 Connecticut Daily Scampus Friday, April 21, 1972 'gas' meets to pass budgets, dubious achievements some landmark legislation' Best Actor in a Continuous gold golden oldie. Memorial Award, To former by Tom Sapphire the proposed constitution of the Performance Award, To The loot In-Mouth Award, Assitance Dean of Students Several bills termed White Apathetic Student Party Associate Dean of Students John To David Kaplan, who really Robert Ncilsen, who changed his "landmark legislation" were due to the failure of any J. Manning.,Jr. didn't say what he said in the job to Assistant Director of passed at last night's meeting of representative of the The Beast Greaser Award to radio, at the senate meeting, Security. organization to appear before during the interview... GAS (Government Associated Someone 10 Years After His The Homer Babbidge "I Have with Students) according to the committee. The Mr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde Time, To Les Morrell, a solid a Secret Plan for Withdrawing GAS executive secretary, Aggie The Student Opinion and 14,000 Students from South Lot Colitis. Legislation included the Feedback Committee made no to North Campus in Four Years budgets for student report when called on by this or Maybe Less" Award, To the organizations and approval of month's GAS vice-president, shuttlebus drivers for a valient cultural and social GAS Fred Zaputnik. Committee attempt. programs. members summed up the reasons The Dick Clark Memorial The 'Senate Subcultural for the lack of a report succintly Award, To Paul Devine - a "65" Committee revealed plans for its as, "There was nothing to report - he's got a nice beat, but he's massive "Collossal Spring Thing on." hard to dance to. Super Concert" to be held The highlight of the legislative The Democracy in Action within a month. Groups session was the heated debate Award, To the Student Senate contracted for the program, surrounding the passage of for consistenly managing to subtitled "Spring Debauchery" Senate Bill number ignore student opinion. include Pontius and the B-36345789b, entitled, "We Pay The International Naildrivers, Mortimur Sneurd, to come here, so let's Keep Our Brotherhood of Landscape and Gall & Manning, a local Feet Dry," sponsored by researched by Pall Divine and Mark Angler Artists Award, To the UConn puppet theatre group, according Student Senator Buster Browne. snow removal crews, for so The Browne bill called for The Ed Gant Story (**V4) starring Brodcrick Crawford as Edward V. to committee chairman Vine dexterously managing to avoid immediate installation of a Gant, Mickey Rooney as Homer Bahbidge, Howard Hughes as Bacchus. sidewalks when they plowed the Bacchus said the event will be plastic geodesic dome "sufficient Robert E, Hewes. VDM Friday at 8 p.m. in area to cover the entire lawns. co-sponsored by the University campus." The bill provides that The "Just One More Swipe at Administrators to Re-elect Wally (•••) starring Dust in Hoffman as Walter Marcus, dynamic, should such installation prove the Dead Horse" Award, in the Meskill. nattily dressed ex-ASG president, law student, and aspiring impractical, or should protest be form of a gold plated statue of Following the Subcultural University president. With John Wayne as Gordon Tasker and Cary received from the Southern N ew Dave Kaplan, To the Committee report, Finance Grant as Dean Manning. VDM.Satjrday at 7:30 p.m. England Weather Service, an Connecticut Daily Campus. Committee chairman Bought alternate plan will be adopted. Front Page! (*Vi) starring Walter Brennan as Evan Hill, Katherine The "If You Can't Beat Offman entered a list of 'em..." Award, To the Storrs appropriations, all of which were The alternative plan calls for Ross as Peggy McCarthy, Marlon Brando as Stephen Morin.and Don all University sidewalks and Riiklcs as Cheapshot Schwartz. Special sppearance by Dustin Weekly Reader and the subject to brief but fiery debate alternative press committee of by the Senate before being cut. roads to be replaced with a Hoffman (in his Ratso Rizzo make-up) as Ron Robillard. Saturday continuous metal mesh storm at midnight in VDM. the Student Senate, for asking The sole exception was the for more money. Senate office budget, which sewer grating allowing all rainwater to drain through their The Modern Indoor Plumbing passed GAS unanimously. Capital Hill (V2) starring Vincent Price as Gov. Meskill, Agatha surfaces. Award, To Sumner Cohen, who, Deleted from the GAS Christie as herself, Basil Rathbonc as Robert Killian, with James Student Senator Paul when confronted with a president's office fund was a Cagney and Ursula Andress as students. Classic chiller-drama. Baron Unneccessaria took strident description of northwest campus S250 allotment for "jump suits of Hartford must have black ink to insure his survival. Sunday at exception to the bill, calling the 7:30 p.m. in SUB. as "a slum" described that and funny hats." Student Senator Linda Talkalotski dome "a futuristic, impractical, red-brick quadrangle as "solid and visionary bubble." concrete," then narrated a pointed out that since all the Big Top (*) Cheetah as Dave Kaplan, Phyllis Diller as Linda This speech provoked an history of campus housing since senators already possessed funny Sokolowski, Mickey Mouse as Alan Barth, Edward G. Robinson as immediate reaction from Tony Disccpolo, Rodney Dangerfield as Paul Divine. All the thrills, World War II. hats, purchased through the Student Leader Loan Fund, Senator Robert Levi, who color, and excitement of a three-ring circus under one roof. First run commented loudly, "I've talked musical comedy. "Great stuff!" says New York Daily News. continued on page 6 there was no need to budget for them again. to a lot of students, and all of Notable among the budget them, being the sons and cuts was $38,000 slashed from daughters of oppressed the $71,589.29 requested by the middle-American families, British Antilles Student wanted to keep their feet dry." Terrorists Association (BASTA). This speech evoked cheers and The Senate's opinion was that applause from the two remaining 67 all-expense-paid trips to the students in the audience, both island commonwealth and girl-friends of senators. Viewing $11,000 for restoration on a this as an overwhelming student 1957 Chevrolet were not mandate, the Senate passed the acceptable as "cultural measure unanimously. activities." The final action of the Also cut was $4300 asked by evening was the narrow passage the Shazam group for its of a resolution introduced by proposed "All Night Bagel Senator Utopia demanding an Brunch" to be held under the immediate end to the Vietnam lights at the intersection of war, air and water pollution, the North Eagleville Road and Congressional seniority system, Route 195. tuition, and 15 cent milk cartons In other action, the in the Student Union Snack Bar. Constitutions Committee was Those opposing this solution forced to table consideration of said that the University would never reduce the price of milk in Baron von Sander's the Snack Bar. Called at his home in regard UNLUCKY to the actions, Sumner Cohen FRIED CHICKEN had no comment. SPECIAL STUDENT awards SALE Continued from page 6 All items 1 l/4off- membership in the Carnegie now til end of May Charm Courses, to Cheapshot You might be happier at IVXfia Schwartz, for his tact, truthfullness, and fine sense of humor. If you have a liking for figures, finance many careers open to you. The Relevance in Media and money, MVfia might be a way to Award, To The Daily Campus both job satisfaction and success. In these positions and others you'll for publishing a parody while be helping 27 million people who there's a revolution going on. depend on. Mvfia for security in a If you haven't thought about insurance, The Casper the Friendly maybe that's because you haven't heard shaky world. We have a reputation for not letting them down. Ghost A Friend in Need is a the whole truth about it. Friend Indeed Award to Storrs For example, because our business A brochure called "The Whole Truth" drug for being there. has become so sophisticated, we have one spells out how Mkfia works, and the many The Dr. Strange Mystic Eye of of the largest computer installations in specific opportunities we have for people Agomoto Award, in the form of the country. And, if you think of insurance of all talents. It's an honest picture of an a free subscription to the in terms of premiums and settlements, honest business. witchcraft book - of - the month you'll be surprised at how deeply MVfia is Why not stop in at your placement club, to the Board of Governors, involved with stocks and bonds, equities, office soon and read it. for attaining new cultural and real estate. You could do yourself—and many heights. If you're analytically-minded, there are other people—a lot of good. The Wilbur Cross Library Award, in the form of a gold-bound copy of "The Leviathan" to Thomas Meskill. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer OUR CONCERN IS PEOPLE for consistently working for the Life & Casualty betterment of public higher education in Connecticut. Friday, April 21, 1972 Conncoticut Daily Scampus Page 5 prexy deserts public school, joining 'real university' problems: pass the dean need a change of scenery. You by Sturat Shortz At eleven thirty, he climbs He refers them to Associate by Sturat Shortz know how sick of this place the A University is a special kind out of bed, kisses his dog, and Dean of Students John Manly. students are after 4 years — of world. Many people are of the takes a shower, he then brushes The phone rings. Someone University President Homer his teeth, shaves, and sits down wants to know about the ROTC D. Baggage, Jr. Thursday night imagine having to spend 10. I opinion that it is separate from couldn't even go home on the the "real world." Other people to breakfast. He reads the latest building being burned down. He reaffirmed his intentions of "Donald Duck" comic book, refers them to Associate Dean of "getting the hell out of a public weekends." say that it is the best of all possible real worlds. and, having gotten over the Students John Manly. school" and into a "real Baggage said the university Whatever it is, it can't be hardest part of the day, goes to The phone rings, Baggage university." will probably deteriorate after work. wants to know if he has a copy Baggage was referring to his denied that it is some sort of July 1, but that that is to be world, and that within it exists Fuse's office is in the of a governance report. He refers decision, announced last expected. administration building, just him to Associate Dean of Wednesday, to leave the the world of the Dean of Students. around the corner from the Students John Manly. university for the dual post at "1 did one hell of a job second floor men's room. When In the internal affairs of the He goes home, another day Yale University. running this place — and you he has nothing to do, he uses it. "Education at Connecticut is can't expect someone to come in university, he is the having ended, and eats supper. administrator, the adjudicator, The phone rings. Someone a farce," Baggage told the and do as well. There aren't Then lie watches television for a the person who keeps his eye on wants to know about some Campus, "and I'm getting tired many people like me." few hours and prepares a snack. the welfare of the students. problems at Hilltop Dorms. He of trying to force-feed the refers them to Associate Dean of His wife asks when he's going He noted that one of the In the external world, he is alphabet to a bunch of idiots Students John Manly. to come to bed. He refers her to persons under consideration to nothing. who can't even tie their own The phone rings. Someone Associate Dean of Students John succeed him was F. James Don, . Robert Fuse is the Dean of shoes." wants to know about a race riot. Man'y. Baggage will hold two President of Central Connecticut Students, the adjudicator, the administrator, the guardian of positions at Yale; master of State College. Don, he said, was students, the nothing. Timothy Dwight Residential a virtual unknown in the state. "When I took the job, I had manning possibily favoring College and fellow of the "Not even Central no idea what a Dean of Students Institute for Social and Political Connecticut students know who did, and the night -before the Studies. he is. Under him, the school has first day, I asked my son 'what position on another campus "It's an extraordinary been a mere extension of the do you suppose a college dean opportunity at mid-career —I'll New Britain school system," comment on specific positions, does?' He ireplied, 1 don't by Pall Divine be able to read, write, do the Baggage said, 'If he comes here, A question that many or on specific women." know, Dad, but just fake it,' things I haven't had time to do he'll probably rename the university members are asking Manning, who is a Taurus, And that's what I've been here." University the *E.O. Smith H.S. these days is: What will said some feelers have been Asked why he did not involve Annex.' " doing." Associate Dean of Students John made by the women's school, At half past 10 on the himself more with UConn's When told that Don had J. Manning, Jr., do after he but he's received "no distinct particularly cold morning of history department, Baggage Governor Meskill's support, propositions." He has set May March 18, Robert Fuse rolls out leaves UConn? joked, "Why get involved with Baggage said, "That's logical - There have been speculations 28, Sadie Hawkins day, as a of bed to go to work, realizes it's them? They still haven't figured They're both losers." and denials concerning his deadline lor announcing his Saturday, anc goes back to sleep. out who won the civil war!" According to Baggage, Meskill assuming an archbishopric in decision. His appointment becomes would like to phase the At half past 10 on the upper New England, and running Priscilla Goodbody, Director particularly cold morning of effective July 1. University of Connecticut out of for election to the College of of Graduate Studies at Merkin, "The sooner I get out of here the state school system. "What March 20, Robert Fuse rolls out Cardinals. However, he has not cited Manning's oft-rumored but the better," Baggage said, "Sure, does he care — he can afford to of bed to go to work, realizes it's ruled out sanctity and morality never - documented Monday, and goes back to sleep. I enjoyed my 10 yearshere.but I send his kids elsewhere." entirely. achievements in the areas of An unofficial source at student affairs and alumni Merkin College in Merkin Falls, relations. An undergraduate Ohio, told the Campus this week colleague from Manning's days that Manning may be a at Michigan Agricultural and candidate for the presidency of Technical University reminisced support warm athletics that even then Manning "was the small women's liberal arts college. out standing in his field." by Pall Divine After the statue of Venus Connecticut Governor Thomas J. Meskill, a UConn "I haven't ruled out the Rising from the Sienne was possibility of working in the The Cordon Bleu 'Nice Try" The new Homer D. Babbidge unveiled in the lobby of the alumnus, was present during Award, to housing and food Babbidge's speech and future with either small women Women's Athletic Facility on Gym, Babbidge was presented a services in the form of a year's Hillside Road was dedicated commented that, "I t has a nice • or with liberal arts, or with chip of -stone from the both," Manning, a third-degree contract with McDonald's for Thursday. The outgoing building's foundation, and a new beat, but it's kind of hard to reaching a new nadir in gourmet University of Connecticut dance to." Mason said Thursday. However, joke. dining. President was featured speaker he said he was "unwilling to at the ceremonies. The University Senate gall cited by 'polish joke', THE UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT Committee on Poetic Justice had named the new women's gym DANCE THEATRE after Babbidge in response to in revolving door award what it termed his "fanatic devotion to jokes about warm nice beat, but it's kind of hard athletic supporters." This was an by Pall Divine to dance to." apparent reference to Babbidge's Associate Provost Galvin G. Director of Housing Sumner Gall has been awarded a one concerts opening joke used in each of his Cohen refused to comment on thousand dollar prize by the speeches since 1938. the award. Addressing a distinguished Portland Cement Foundation in recognition of his research into gathering of faculty, state One man show: officials, and friends of the the psychological effects of W/COLLEGE University, Babbidge said, "I was prolonged isolation in an academic atmosphere. Gall's NOW THRU SATURDAY once very eloquently and FRIDAY, adequately introduced as a •study was published in the Daily 2:00. 6:30, 9:00 chicken who crossed the road to American Journal of Abnormal Sat. 2:00. 4:15. 6:30. 9:00 APRIL 21 BENITO get to the other side." Phychology and Avian "The best comedy of MUSSOLINI IS 8:15 P.M. Babbidge outlined the four Heptology. the year and the ALIVE AND WELL great lessons of recorded history Gall, a University faculty AND LIVING IN member since 1962, conducted best love story" JUGENDSON for the audience. "The first" -NEW..VI e K MAGA2"NE ATHENS said the argent-haired educator," his research during long, lonely INNER Direct from the Villav;e hours at Gulley Hall West, a is that there's no such thing as a Gate with Present meet - the - students venture at AUDITORIUM free lunch." The fourth, he Roman Cast. commented later,"is that when which no students have appeared STORRS it's dark enough, the stars come in the past four years. out." Gulley Hall West was intiated ''. ..impassioned and The broad-browed academic by UConn President Homer D. powerful, capable of recalled the words of Arthur C. Babbidge, who has not appeared stirring an audience Rockbridge, best known to there in the past three - and - a - almost to a frenzy." history as the biographer of J.R. half years. Malcolm but also a gifted -William Chuckley, epigramist in his own right, who Gall, visibly shaken at the New York World said "A woman is a woman, but sight of a student, told this a good cigar is a smoke." reporter that he considers the Made For Portland Cement Foundation "a The Yale four-time alumnus "Musical Gem of the Polish joke," and that "I plan to chomped on a good cigar as he Each Other Season." l use the money to install a Color by Deluxe gp quipped hat "The lazy brown -Billboard dog of patient scholarly inquiry revolving door in my office." may yet leap ovei the quick Provost Edward V. Gant said Coming Sun Mon Tues brown fox of populistic that Gall was a "fine hyper-simplisticism." researcher," and that he "has a "MOVING AND The weather forecast for morning. Temperatures during POWERFUL!" —Slelan Kjnler TIME MAGAZINE Thursday night is for dark, and the period should be about Tickets now on sale at the Jugcndson Auditorium Box Office, more dark until Friday morning average for this season. Storrs. Connecticut 06268. Mail orders will be accepted. Please with scattered periods of Chance of precipitation for SACCO&- send a selfaddressetl stamped envelope and make all chit ks daylight until nightfall. Then the next 24 hours is 3/10 for payable to the University of Connecticut. snow, 3/10 for rain, 3/10 for VXHZETTi Friday night we can expect a in Color GP 9/10 chance for more dark, with sunshine, and a 1/10 chance that no let-up until Saturday tomorrow will not come. Page 6 Connecticut Daily Scampus Friday, April 21, 1972 movie review Chaplain tO hex UCOnn 'my lai massacre' rates as

by Pall Divine of charity, i.e., of good said the blue-eyed minister. top flick for war buffs Walter Raleigh is the Voodoo treatment of one's fellow Walter Raleigh is not charitably described as chaplain at the University of humans, as a central tenet of evil-looking. He is well-washed, by Chuck Landau faith,"quipped the bronze-haired mechanical. Groups of men, Connecticut, operating out of a moderately hirsute, and does not On the surface, The My Lai cleric,"And Storrs just doesn't have funny bulges in his dressed and looking the same, small office on "curuch row" on Massacre resembles any other have enough charity to make a clothing. He has no criminal move into position and fire their North Eagleville Road. He was war picture, minus John Wayne. chaplain's job worthwhile." record, is in all the usual respects guns without a change in interviewed in the Student It can be noted for its realism How did he reach this "normal," J. Edgar Hoover once expression. In what can only be Union snack bar recently. and the psychological decision? "In order to save described him as "a good interpreted as an attempt to add implications it suggests, both of How did Raleigh become a money, I had hitch-hiked to Catholic." human characteristics to these which are guaranteed to make Voodoo chaplain? "I was UConn from my home in Why then would no one pick "wooden soldiers," one vomits your hair stand on end. originally sent to Storrs as a Cleveland. All went well until I him up? "I wondered at first. over a dead peasant child's This film has received chaplain for one of the major was dropped off on Route 195 There's no place besides Storrs broken corpse. It adds a nice wide-spread publicity, largely religions," he said, "but changed by exit 99." that a traveller on 195 can go. touch of individuality to an due to a scandal dating back to my mind upon arrival." Then what happened? "I The cars passing me by were otherwise cold scene of "Massacre's" inception in 1968. Jewish, Protestant, or spent the next three days filled with students, faculty, conformity. Reports leaked out that the Catholic? 'It's not important; all walking to Storrs. Backwards. staff, or their families all going The action is fast, reminiscent large, multi-million dollar those religions have the concept Nobody would pick me up," toward UConn. They just lack of Bonnie and Clyde, but the company in charge of the charity." Observations on dialogue is sadly dull and production employed 109 campus have since confirmed unoriginal. The same '1 - saw - non-union actors during the this view, noted the tall what - had - to - be - done -, - so - shooting of the final scenes. This missionary. I - did - it" comments that caused a great uproar'from the When will Voodoo services on nightly haunt the Late Late company's stockholders at the the Storrs campus begin? Shows predominate. One thing time, and there was some "Friday night, just before that is never explained in this speculation that a proxy battle midnight," answered Raleigh, his film is: why what had to be would change the leaders and eyes lighting up, "On Horsebarn done, had to be done and who policy of the company. No great Hill (behind the College of ordered whom to do it. In changes have been observed. Agriculture Building off watching this movie, one often The indignation that was once Gurleyville Road) the gets the feeling that the storyline focused on the shooting of this congregation will follow with has been changed a number of film has been all but forgotten. incantations as I invoke the times, to suit the audiences' It is remembered best by those following curse upon the UConn tastes. who still hope to see a reversal student body, as retribution for All things considered,! would of company policy, for the lack of charity. recommend this film highly to majority of the viewing public, it "From this day forward," he war buffs. If you liked The Dirty is only a specter. said hexingly,"no University of Dozen, you'll love The My Lai The acting can be most Connecticut student will be able Massacre. to score higher than 125 on the GRE's. None of them will be has employed hundreds of copy admitted to graduate school. awards editors throughout the state who They will be doomed to lives as continued from page 4 change "U of C" to "UConn" whenever it appears in print. primary school teachers, The Steam Heat Award: To spending eight hours a day up to the Wilbur Cross library for The True Capitalist Spirit their shoulders in snotty providing UConn students with a Award to the Student Union children, then driving Bel-Air public steam bath. Snackbar — for charging 15 sedans with ripped cloth And for the second time, The cents for a carton of milk that costs a dime in any machine on upholstery to suburban tract Don't Give Up the Ship Award: campus. houses where they will watch In the form of a "UConn" black-and-white televisions while football banner: The Hubert H. Humphrey their septic tanks back up." To the UConn Office of Don't Let Your Present Job Public information for its Hamper Your Ambitions Award to Tom Ruby. continued use of the abbreviation "U of C" in the The Dale Carnegie Good Guy face of complete popular use of Award, in the form of a life-time the term "UConn." This practice continued to page 4 Activities

Quakers Storrs Friends meeting: Student Welfare Committee: Mon. meeting for worship Sun. 10:00. April 24.. at 7:30 In SU 202A. All Meeting House, Hunting Lodge Rd. Interested students are Invited to near N. Eagleville. All welcome. Info attend. from 429-4459. Spanish club: meeting this Wed. Shoot for CCC at Rogers A (C-6A) Informal discussion on any topics of tonight, April 21. 8:30-12:00 Interest. Refreshments served. All are featuring Fink Bine. welcome. 7:30 at International House. • Film Society presents: Frl. Women's Lib night: '"Adams Rlb"«: with Katherlne Hepburn plus Kate Hartford/Brock vs. AII-McMahon In Mlllett's "3 Lives". VDM 7 p.m. UConn Intramural Orgy finals tonlte Refreshments, discussion speakers. In North Campus Cafeteria 6 :00 p.m. Film Society presents: Sat. 8 p.m. VDM. Ernst Lubitsch's "Angel" with Movies: coming soon: the Pit and the Marlene Dietrich and "Shop Around Pendulum, and Daddy's Gone the Corner" with Margaret Sullivan, A-Hunting on April 28, In LS 154 at James Stewart. 7 :30. Don't miss it. Free with U.T.O. card. Students interested In organizing anti-war action, meet Apr. 25 at 7 Storrs Bicycle Club: short Sun. trip p.m. room 103 Commons...Continue to Diana's Pool; 10-15 miles round to resist the war. trip. Meet April 23, 11 am at SU patio. All bicycles welcome. A special meeting of the 38th Session of the Student Senate will be held on Ooh La Lai French Toast breakfast Sun., April 23 in room 306 SU to at Wade House, Sun., April 2 3, from redefine and clarify the position of 10:30 to 2:00. Coffee, tea, milk, O.J. the Senate in the matter on the All you can eat. For CCC. Strike. 7 :00 p.m.

UConn Motorcycle Club: Field meet. Sat the 22nd. Ralndate Sunday, April 23. Reg: 12:00, events start 1:00. Scheduled for F-lot. No. Eagleville MANSFIELD Rd. DRIVE-IN glllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll£ 423-2423 FrJunct. Rt. 31 AJ2= 1 SHQWTIME7:»r«i FRI—SAT Wft. 6:45 P.M. FOUND | FRI -SAT-SUN j COLOR IN THIS "MINI- POSTER" OF ONE OF THE 3 WILD FEATURES MENSWIRE RIM PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES! RATE X SHOWN LAST EYEGLASSES "DAGMAR HOT PANTS" 1. Buy a whole bunch of FLAIL pens. Youi , Aqua (11). Olive (12). Please do not color need black, red, blue, green, brown, r7 unnumbered areas. RATED R CO-FEATURE Pick up at orange, yellow, pink, purple, grey, aqua 4 | 3. Congratulations! You have created a I olive. (You need them anyway for school.) genuine full color portrait of someone you SCHIZOID Student Union 2. Now—color in the picture according to 1 know and love. Maybe. If he is not your control desk these color guide numbers. Black (1). Red favorite presidential candidate, have pa- (2). Blue (3). Green (4). Brown (5). Orange tience. You'll see your man soon in the RATED R BONUS HIT (6). Yellow (7). Pink (8). Purple (9). Grey (10). FLAIL fclection Collection! "CRY OF THE BANSHI"

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimfH Friday, AprU 21, 1972 Connecticut Daily Scamptu Page 7 Classifieds Teaching effectiveness workshops: Wanted: 1 bedroom apt. for summer, Spacious one bedroom furnished Eat Cheaply - Prime beef, $ .39/lb.. Blue-eyed, solid charcoal - furred Pork $.27/lb. this week only mutton Thursday, April 20, May 4, May 18. kittens. Mother- purebred Siamese. preferably within walking distance. apartment to sublet June - Sept. Call 12:00 noon Housatonlc room, 429-6066. « »9 4 8 80 evenings. and lamb $.14/lb. Pick up any Free weaned and box-trained. Phone qualtity - low prices for quantity Commons Building. Use of Field 429-cS26 after 5 p.m. purchases. College of Agriculture, Work, projects, and problems In Lost: 3:30 Tues. afternoon on route Apt to sublet: Woodhaven Apts. 2 learning^ 44, a white "Bell" motorcycle Department of Animal Diseases, Apt. to sublet: w/w carpeting, master bedrooms, wall-wall carpeting, Extension; Disposals Division. antennae, alr-condltloned, 2 helmet. Reward. Mike 429-6761. dishwasher, garbage disposal. bedrooms, 3 miles from campus. Available June 1 with option to lease Education" Report: If yc*ii have a Resonable rates. Marty 429-3049. 1955 Bristol 403, rare aluminum In Sept. $150. 423-7055. previously Ignored complaint about body, 2 litre, DOHC, 3 carbs, leather Grou0 therapy In the behavioral the University of Connecticut and For Sale: '69 Honda 350. Rebuilt Interior, dlshs, Mlchellns, In show treatment of overweight Individuals. you would like to have it included in condition. Would consider trade for Juniors and Seniors: Insurance A free weight reduction program our report to the State- Legislature, engine, new clutch. $450. 423-0234, questions1 General discussion with days. 423-3703, nights. camper or Eldorado. 1-342-2147. taking place this summer at UConn. please sent It toEducatlon Report, Travelers representative: Apr. 17, 18, For Info call 429-0235.or leave name j.Box 1416, HartfoffJ.CT 06101. 19. If Interested call Dom 429-7940. and number In Abrahms mailbox Brand new, never been occupied apt. v for rent: June, July, August. Two JUST RELEASED — "The Sensuous HRM 403. Scallop" in paperback, with 12 Wanted - responsible, experienced bedroom, duplex,, alr-condltloned, 3 Apartment: lease June to June or educator with experience In miles from campus. $170/month. full-color photographs, special at sublet June to Sept. 4 1/2 rooms, Divers and Sportsmen: Discount $2.98 at the Paperbood Store. administering higher-level education Call Mark 429-3109. two bedrooms, 5 mln. from campus. prices on diving, fishing, and camping to replace retiree in fall 19 72. Must 429-0620. gear for UConn students. Call Noel have charisma, own transportation. Traveling? Stay overnight freel Stuck Lost: Wed. evening near Mirror Lake 42_3-«945^4-6 p.m. dally. Masochlst preferred. at home? Meet traveling people. (by Humanities) brown plastic Apt. to sublet for summer: 4 1/2 Exchange privileges with members In notebook, folder with noter on •ooms, furnished, 2 miles from To sublet for the summer - 4 1/2 U.S. and Canada. Write: University colonial living. Call ext. 1133 during :ampus. Call 429-6395. room apartment w/w carpeting. 1 Summer sublet: move into our Travelers Club, Box 9147, Berkeley, day or 429-2381 after 5 p.m. mile from campus. Call 429-4383. furnished alr-condltloned one Ca.94709. bedroom apartment at Rldgeview. Experienced driver, good with for sale: *69 VW bus. Excellent Wanted -. local retail distributors Tolerant neighbors. 429-0591. FOR SALfc: World famous children to take seven year old girl to condition, must sell, will take best for popular herb product. Columbian, monuments, very cheap. Eiffel special school in New Haven. Mon-Frl offer. Call 423-4352. Panamanian, East Asian, Moroccan Apartment to sublet starting June I. Tower, Brooklyn Bridge, Empire thru June. Starts Immediately, best brands and others. Run your own Swimming pool, air-conditioning, 2 State Building, Kansas. Guaranteed — references required, car furnished. Import business on our unique bedrooms partially furnished. first come first serve — would I Me to Leave Willimantlc 7:15 a.m. Return Cheap: 'P1-to *ublet June 1 . sept 1. commission basis. New low-risk Reasonable. Call 429-3776. you? Honest John Conn, 429-XXXX. from New Haven 2 p.m. 4 free hours Walking distance,', furnished. Call method. 429-XXXX. In between $75/week. Call 423-961 7. 429-42bb. Coed; - Protect your sejj from DISCOVER hidden truths. Inner Rent wanted: Storrs area, 2 or 3 darkened campus hazarcs. New West peace through Huskology. Not a VW camper: full camping Interior, six bedroom house or apt. Call: German purse-sued Import injects religion but a scientific doctrine. $30 Guaranteed Original Penn Central doors, radlals, new motor, 429-9213 or 429-2464 or 429-8864 any attacker with massive dose of brings all needed to enter 7th, 6th, stock certificates — 5, 10, and 20 transmission, clutch, flywheel, LSD, Instantly diverting him from circle. Huskology, Box 321, Mystic, share denominations. 50 cents brakes, starter, battery, muffler. Need bread, selling concord Mark III you. Within seconds. Irreparably Okla. assortment of 25. Great small $500,429-7500. tape deck, 5 months old, excellent freaked-out wreck wanders (or posters! condition. $150 (249.00 list). Call crawls) away, his bizarre and pitiful Need full-time summer work on Frank 429-8472 trembling and drooling making him $$ fast by selling our novelty Items campus. Qualified skilled clerical, easy to locate by police. loved by all. Many report earnings Sublet: one bedroom apt. for typing, filing, ditto, stencil, xerox, over $200 In 1st week. Write for summer, within walking distance of library work. Also willing to try Jobs are available at national parks, details — Popu-nov, Box 321, Mystic, campus. $160 for entire 3 month. something new. Good references hotels and resort areas around the Urgently needed: work-study Okla. . Call 429-3653 or 429-9692. from former on-campus employers. O.S. this summer. We will only be able to handle the first 100 replies. students (for the summer) interested Call Martha ext. 663, or 429-6104 In establishing and running day care Wanted 2 roommates (male or after 4:30 p.m. Mall $2 to Action For Students, Box Used — Lamble-Ple for sale or rent. female). Summer through next year, 2392 Muncle, Indiana 47302 for center in Willimantlc. Call Claudia Call Stowe C. woodhaven apt., 2 bedrooms, Information. If you are not among 4 29-9 211. air-conditioning, balcony, pool FOR RENT: Summer In Europe the first 100 to write, your $2 will be Pansonlc 3" TV with AM, FM radio, Two bedroom apt. available at privileges. $65/month (utilities planned? Make your home at Castel refunded. Woodhaven Park for summer and Included). Worffburg, Tr af f el sma 11, UHF antenna, battery charger. Good next year. Call 429-7378. Ask for Transylvania. 287 rooms, moat. '66 fastback. 6 2,000 & miles. New condition. Under warranty. Best Steve or Paul. Student with 1 1/2 years experience References. Very reasonable. Count generator and brakes. Call 4 23-9125. offer. 429-5733. John. as a waiter seeking employment at a Stefan Dracula, Budapest 6, Hungary. 2 bedroom apt. to sublet for summer, girl's dormitory for next year. If w/w carpeting. Walking distance from Interested, call 429-6745. Apt. to sublet: 2 bedroom, within campus. Call 429-3665. mile from campus. Refrigerator, stove, w/w carpeting, much furniture. For Sale: '64 Volvo PI 800 S Available Junel. Call 429-9294. sport scar: B-18 engine, radio, heater, Apt. to sublet: June to Sept. Carriage clock, overdrive, gauges, Pirelli types, House Apt. 1/2 mile from campus. Call 429-9554. For Sale: '70 Barracuda - vllyl top, 80,000 miles $950. 429-8732 after 5 auto-trans.. stereo tape, power p.m. steering. |Must sell. Asking $1900. 429-0504 after 6 p.m. Activities For sale: Vashica Electra 35, good condition, asking $75. Call Caroling Meeting for those into running a full Seals and Crofts: In concert, Sun., 429-0921. time multl-purpose/medla/culture April 2 3 at 2:00 in ANJ. Box office. Sponsored by BOG. For Sale: '64 Triumph, spitfire community coffeehouse on convertible. New top, tires, luggage Wednesday, April 26 at 7:30 p.m., rack. Low mileage. Excellent, room 322 New Haven. Call Geoffrey Holder, the Uncola man, condition. 429-8349. _____ 429-3724. dancer, choreographer, singer, stage, screen and radio star In VDM at 8 pm on April 26. Free with ID at door. Apt. to rent: 2 bedrooms living room, kitchen, stove and refrigerator, Duplicate Bridge at International Sponsored bv ""^ House on Frl. April 21 st at 7 :30 p.m. basement. $205/month. Close to Everyone welcome. Coffee will be University. 2 months security. Call served. Feel bowled over? Reverse the 643-1553. symptoms — Come to the Hlllel FOR THE LATEST Coed night: this Frl; April 21 with Bowling Party — Saturday, April 22. Room for rent: Manchester area. volleyball 6:30, swimming 8:00, in Meet at Hlllel 7:30, transporatlon Female only. Please call 278-2555 the men's gym. Come for fun and provided to the Willimantlc Lanes. from 8-5. Carde Griffiths, 646-2895 AND THE BEST exercise. after 6 p.m. UConn Rug Hooking & Tapestry FREE Films: Two Brazilian films Anyone Interested In participating in Weaving Club will meet Wednesday "Land In Anguish" and "Matraga" •Sun., a peaceful candlelight demonstration night at 7:30 In S.U. 101. Guest moved from SUB to VDM. to protest the war in Vietnam, please STORRS, Speaker Dr. Wilhelmlna Vandervoort April 23, 7:30 pm, FREE. call42»-Jl96 or429-4328. of the Home Economics Department. Mystic Circle of the Hempen For Rent: trailer fully furnished, 1 CONN* Hipsters, meeting this Thursday in 1/4 miles from UConn. $70/month. Young Democrats of UConn will Middlesex 323, 9:30 pm. Knock 3 Call 429-9980. meet on Tuesday, April 25th at 7 :00 long, 2 short, 2 long. P.M. In Commons 313. New members are welcome. YOUR CAMPUS RECORD SHOP

Free Bicycle registration this week for ALL bicycles In Storrs. 2:00-5 :00 pm, Monday through Friday, THE Wednesday 2:00-4:00 pm. Park your bike on SU Patio; register In SU Poes'Tomb of Ligeia' lobby. Sponsored by the Storrs Cycling Club. 1 v^y 1 -L Home Rule for Wales Society organizational meeting Thursday eve. and Haunted Palace at 6:00 in Commons 202.

Anyone Interested In the Viet Nam War and releasing POW's and In plus Road runner and other cartoons organizing a group to distribute SMOKES information and raise the level of awareness, at UConn please contact Fri April 21 7:30 PM at SUB Laurie at 429-9258 or Karen at 429-6002. ^__ Admission $1.00 Women's Center: Room 103 "Bishop DOPE Center. Afternoons 1-4 ext 380. Come In, talk, browse. For further All Profits Go To CCC Info after hours, call 429-8195. ;Hi presented by Hilltop Council Yggdrasll: drop - in center. A place to go when there is no place to go. Hall Dorn, Sun-Thurs., 6 pm - 2 am, Frl-Sat.r 6 pm - 6 am. IESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR- - The Most Moving Story Ever Told... SALE $3.69 Performed Live and in Concert by the FROM APPLE RECORDS INTERNATIONAL ROCK OPERA CO. TUESDAY, APRIL 25th 8:30 P.M. On Sale Thursday, Friday, Saturday XT THE CAPITOL THEATRE Tickets $4.50 in Advance SS.50 at Door Tickets Sold at: Kit 'N' Kaboodle, Holiday Mall, Storrs WILI, Main St., Willimantic Produced by John Lennon Phil's, Dog Lane, Storrs Fishers, Storrs Rd., Willimantlc The Disc Capital Theatre, Main St., Willimantlc The Hoot, Main St., Willimantlc Yoko Ono i***fci Page 8 Connecticut Daily Scampus Friday, April 21, 1972 benefit daily campus nine heavy favorite by Miller Budweiser Morning is currently batting a Gantry. Gantry has little poise, his fielding is flawless. Robot's The remainder of the Daily performance can be likened to a Weather permitting, the phenomenal .999, but he will be no fastball, but can be tricky - Campus lineup has not been well oiled machine. Connecticut Daily Campus staff tested by the fastballing he throws a mean curve. In the announced yet. Stu Quirk, Sue Up third and fourth for the will engage the UConn Stubborn Moron of the Daily bullpen for the administrators Schwartz and Lenny (Moose) Daily Campus will be Renee administrators in a softball Campus. Moron, is the leading will be Duane (Colt) Dangfield. Aster are leading candidates for Stepon and Pegleg (Irish) contest monday afternoon for pitcher in the Conference with a Although Dangfield is only a starting bids. the benefit of the CCC. 1-14 record and an ERA of 8.64. faculty member, the Campus has McNartney, respectively. From Probably the best course of these two power hitters come The game is a natural rivalry. The paunchy administrators given him permission to play in action for the administrators to the bulk of the Daily Campus But this year as in the past, the also boast the services of Monday's encounter. take would be to stay home on strength. Stepon will play Monday. The chances of them Daily Campus softballers can be Hammerin' John Boner. Boner For the Daily Campus the expected to trounce the old, has been in a slump this year centerfield, while Irish will put even scoring a run off Moron or little field general, Lincoln the mask on behind the plate. the Daily Campus defense is overweight, balding however, and figures to remain Billstein will lead off and play administrators. The oldtimers so. In fact, the way Boner is Dave Scram, a hustler from the remote. shortstop. Billstein keeps his word go, wfll play third base and rely heavily on their surprisingly presently hitting, its a wonder It's been reported that corps in tip top shape.. Anyone bat fifth. Scram's business-like Bandage, Morning, and Heweys fleet-footed shortstop, Homer D. they don't bench him. The overweight gets 50 karate chops Bandage. Bandage, is a ten-year defensive stalwart for the proficiency on the field has have been praying to their to the head. Ron Robot bats earned th€ recognition of buddhas for inclement weather golden glove award winner at administrators, Bobby (Baby) second and plays leftfield. short. In addition, the hitting of Heweys, will patrol centerfield. teammates and opponents alike. this past week. Too bad Robot's credentials will speak Scram is a leading contender for gentlemen, the game wfll only be the nimble shortstop is at its With the superb hitting of the for himself. He is batting 1.000, best in -.eccnt years. In fact, the Campus staff this year, Heweys the leagues' M.V.P. award. rescheduled. only game this year, in which should get plenty of opportunity Bandage was held hittlcss was to patrol the outfield. It's been against the Tom Bisscll-lcd rumored that Heweys will Hartford Republicans. Bandage station himself over the outfield announced iliat he will call it fence to guard against the quits after this game. likelihood of losing the ball via a The administrators expect Daily Campus home run. Dean (the dream) Morning to be Pitching for the- the big stick in their lineup. administrators will be Eddie V. millstein indicted, ex-editor faces possible deportation (I'll) BULLETIN The Athletic Department of the University of Connecticut announced today that it was filing suit against Lincoln Millstein. Mr. Millstein is the former Sports Editor of the Connecticut Daily Campus. The suit involves Mr. Millstein's attempt to write. According to the Athletic Department, "Millstein's inability to hold a pencil and write at the same time clearly demonstrates his mental capacity." The spokesman said further, "We are taking action now for his immediate deportation from the United States but we have beercxperiencingextreine difficulty. No other country will take Pat Catapano is shown here "not" a softball in the air, a practice common to him." Mr. Millstein had no comment. He never does. instructing the women's softball team on women coaches, (photo by Hop Stein). The U.S. State Department disavowed any knowledge of his throwing techniques. She is merely holding existence. Also being indicted is Edward Krzyzek. No one on the staff of the Connecticut Daily Campus could elaborate as to Mr. Krzyzek's function. Director of Housing Sumner Cohen could not be reached for comment. sports complex planned, nebraska coming to storrs by Press Card Upon hearing the lost due to matriculation With an open day staring announcement, head UConn elsewhere. The Cornhuskers will will house everything them in the face, the UConn football coach Bob Casiblanca be without other outstanding athletic department decided to lead the cheering on, as well as said, "I'm delighted that we've players, having just some good by Yond Belief take appropriate action. The A multi-billion dollar sports provide charicatures of the scheduled such a representative ones in their stead. open day occurs in the latter schedule." Do not fret "Husky fans. complex housing football, Husky players coming to bat. juncture of the football schedule , , swimming, No definite date has been set Nebraska has always gone easy of the 1972 season. In the "With this type of talent well on its opponents. What is more and all other sports teams will be for starting construction. Talk continuing quest to bring be facing, I'm going to find out through the grapevine has it important is that their coach has built here on the Storrs campus football excellence to the real quick what kind of team I in the very near future. around 1988. so notably said that he will have University of Connecticut, it is have here." But, it is a great The site for this ninth wonder the game staged in Storrs. All he UConn has contracted with with great privilege, honor, and honor that Nebraska has decided the finest architectural firm in of the world hasn't been chosen asks is that he get his normal some humility thrown in, that to schedule us, even now when quota of 15,000 tickets for the the world, Acme Breakers, Inc., yet. We heard something about we boldly announce that the schedules are made so far in The structure will have followers,- who go anywhere moving a parking lot elsewhere, University of Nebraska advance." approximately 14 levels. but this is only speculation. anytime to follow this powerful Cornhuskers have been added to contingent of beef. The plans call for this Director of Housing Sumner the list. The Nebraska team, for a complex , to have three- Cohen could not be reached for UConn has on the schedule general picture, have been Olympic-sized swimming pools - comment. the University of Delaware Blue named by the best sports writers announcement one apiece for men, women, and Hens, the champions of the in the country as the best team coed use, whichever you prefer. 1971 college division, already. In in the nation for only the last There will be a meeting in The baseball stadium on the home sports order to give equal time to the two years. But alas, there is the Physical Education upper level will have a top dog of them all, it was comfort for the Husky fans. retractable dome, when good Varsity football: UConn vs. classroom for all sexual decided that it was only fair to Nebraska wfll only have a very weather (remember that?) Connecticut Haven for handicaps interested in give Nebraska a shot against the good sophomore at quarterback, prevails, it will be fully opened unwed mothers, Saturday at forming a wrestling dub, Huskies. instead of a great one which was so fresh air will make it seem as 1:00 a.m. today at 2. all of outdoors. A million dollar Varsity Soccer: UConn vs. electroni'- scoreboard similar to Santos of Brazil, Saturday the Actrouome in Houston, will (April 22,1989) at 1. Making Love is Great Making Her Pregnant tent sports wise Face it. "Be prepared" isn't just for Boy Scouts. If you really care about your future, you'll take precautions tor an accidental pregnancy. By using Roommate 1: Where are you going? our Get-Away" Service - one ot today's new services, so highly reliable and Roommate 2: As the top nator of the natoring team, I 'm going over yet so professional that you no longer have to sacrifice your future for to the natorium for a short natc. Want to go natoring with me? safety. 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