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LXIX NO. 104 STORRS, CONNECTICUT WVAW '/ m y/S !P -^ggS V*. \ kV WATCVATCHOUTl „ , V M RELEVANT* r 7..THE PWPtE*5 p=a tANPIOATC, NO MATTER ISHAT THEY SAY] I //or .(IIHU'I ^ ...KAP!l SOARING IN H IS fUKE WHITE JUMP- SUIT, THIS MORE THAN MAN, THIS PEEPIESSCMSADER IS ON THE MOVE AGAINST ALL ENEMIES OF YOU, THE (?/?- frINAM STUDENT/ARMED *% WITH HIS DEADLY A#2?#V, HE MOWS XEM DOWN WITH „ SEARING V/AVES OF CHAftlSMAJ IN HIS SPARE TIME, HE CREATES TWMCSS I YEA, LET W« ALL MORTALS FEEL THE ,i MVCTF«Y PRESENCE OF... f(Ap/l THE MrsT^Y OF TH£ PHANTOM. wH>2.y FAONT-HU0tf/\ ^ Af*\ s* S "^v, Friday, April 21 1972 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR go roamin'by Mirror Lake. • must have his mate, that's how (Emuwrttrat latlg £>t ampu* Why do people at Storrs its meant to be. get me a screw always walk around frowning And when two lovers woo, Editor-in-Chief and looking down at the they still say "I love you," on Stubborn P. Moron To The Editor, that you can rely. The Managing Editor ground? Just because you go to Business Manager Yesterday I was going down a fifth-rate school, are a fundamental things remain, as Rhonda Robatired Bronco Nagurski the corridor in Hale Hall, to go functional illiterate, eat time goes by. to the lavatory and make corrupted food, breath polluted Sincerely yours, number two, when I heard a air, have acne, bad breath, a Evan Hill University maintenance man, bisexual roommate, and are in Journalism Department bending over a malfunctioning love with your hand doesn't piece of machinery, say to his mean you can't be cheerful in 'fourth-rate* helper, "Get me a screw." the Spring. To the Editor, Now, gee whiz, we girls in me skill's girls Tom morrow, just to try it as Who ever the fuck wrote your Hale Hall moved there for a you go to classes. Smile at the review of the concert last purpose, and now we hear the people you meet on the S unday must have his ears up his To The Editor, same sort of disgusting no-no's sidewalk. Try and make life a ass and hemorrhoids. Since the day of his election, Tom Mcskill has been the target of and suggestions of un-natural little happier. Clyde Banana and the Bunch various segments of the state populace's criticism (amazing, when acts that give you warts on your Peace and Love, have been rated by general you consider they elected him). The essence of these vindictive tum-tum and make you go blind Lucretia Borgia acclamation as one of the harangues has been malfeasance, mismanagement and poor choice of and crazy in the very halls where leading top funky - classical - color of the two new executive limosines. Oh, but do these verbose we eat and sleep and play with rock - impressionistic ocarina liberal boat rockers realize some of the myraid frustrations a man coke bottles and door-knobs. faggot porridge groups in the world for the past with a $10,000 dollar fence, and two new Cadillacs and no place to If the University can't control ten years. As anyone who heard go, can have? Can they perceive the lack of efficacy that is inherent the dirty minds of its employees, To The Editor, either of their ninety-second in such positions of power, when attempting to channel residual then we girls will have to take I am sending a copy of this numbers could tell, they are true energies and/or frustrations? this matter (as we take letter to the Faculty Senate, and artists. G.K. Chesterton's An excellent example of just such a problem is one which I was everything else) into our own to the After - the - Revolution - brush-work on the drums was (un) fortunate to perceive first hand. hands. You're - On - The - List List. enough to make a turkey cry, I was in a Hartford cocktail lounge, when in strolled Tom himself. Truly yours, Once too often has the Campus with all the drama and beauty He was obviously looking for a lady of the evening (obvious because Marcia Bates Editorialized and butchered the that a green Volkswagen sunroof of the clientele that frequented this lounge.) He approached three news to defame the glorious can muster. such ladies, a blond, a redhead and a brunette. To the blond he said, continuing struggle of united more pressure Edward Creeth (formerly of "I'm the governor of Connecticut. How much would it cost to spend worker and students against the To the Editor, the Michigan English) is one of some time with you? She replied "$200 dollars". To the brunette he oligopolistic bloodsucking facists As finals near, I feel more and the foremost violinists in the posed a similar proposition, and her reply was "$100 dollars". When and their running - dog lackies more pressure, and get very world today, and his tudor and he approached the redhead along similar lines, she replied smiling, I 've had enough of your right nervous and break out in a green flemish lace interpretation of the "If you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties down wing reactionary faggot rash all over my left thigh. So I Ballad of Jennings Bryan as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times are, porridge. I'm cancelling my went to the Infirmary to get brought tears to my eyes the and screw me the way you do the public, believe my Governor, it some drugs to calm myself subscription. ain't gonna cost you a damn cent." Revoltingly yours, audience to its elbows. down. They gave me some little Your reviewer terms John With a song in my heart, green pills, and I took the Willy Sinister Haysworth's work as and parking tickets over my head, suggested dosage. Nothing Alan Barry "fourth-rate" and "a cheap work happened. I took four more. fine president of histrionicsdesigned to suck The above letter is reprinted from the October Still nothing. I was still all off the Duke of Essex." This over-wrought and my shins were 29, 1971 Daily Campus issue. To The Editor, comment shows that he misses turning purple. So I took a I am sending a copy of this the whole point of the modern couple more. letter to the Board of Trustees, music. Music today is not just N ow I feel that the continuing and to the Senate Subversive notes played on the athanuem, health-care rip-offs and Activities Control THOMAS J MISMILL ■ TATC OF CONNECT but a way of life, a true phallus quack-prescriptions at the Subcommittee. Once too often with which to touch the moon. -c±£ HARUONO *~ Infirmary have to stop and the has the Campus editorialized and As Rod McKuen says sooner that we students oh god slanted the news to slur our "Ypsilanti is not just another oh god the purple cows and the American fighting men, our fine oral stimulant. It's a whole new green snakes oh god oh god i President, and the wonderful karma, a way of finding a marble think i'm going to die my feet work they are doing in head between a Pierson-type and November Z, 1971 are turning into radios the pain Indochina. a return to Hillhouse Avenue." the pain the pain oh jesus jesus I've had enough of you're left So there, Mr. Reviewer, just it's here it's here the glory the - wing, pinko commie faggot remember what McKuen says, revelation paradis paradis just mutton broth. I 'm cancelling my and keep your opinions to Stephen P. Morin, Editor-in-Chief like dante said oh god oh god subscription. yourself unless you can back Connecticut Daily Campus the purple pigs and the blue Disgustedly yours, Univcmity of Connects ut them up with quotes from the Sturm, Connecticut 06268 chickens oh god then the sooner Wilmont J. Dexteer III Great Men of Time. And keep we can begin getting decent care your tongue off my sandals. Dear Mr. Morin: for our sicknesses and stop being C. Forbee palmed off with do-nothing welcome lovers 1 agree that the letter you refer to was regrettable. N orthwest Quad placebos. Further, 1 find it difficult to undemtand how it required "more Good mA madf To The Editor, aerioiiB consideration " by the light of day to realize it wn R.K. Head puerile, offenaive and heavy-handed and not light-hearted in It's still the same old story, a heavy petting the lcaat, fight for love and glory, a case of why frown? do or die. The world will always To The, Editor, I am certain all those from outside the University welcome lovers, as time goes by. Is it true that heavy petting community who read the letter will think lesi of the University. leads to breast cancer. Please That is the truly regrettable thing. To The Editor, Moonlight and lovesong, never The morning dew is blinking out of date; hearts full of hurry up and answer, I have to You do not owe your apology to me alone. The letter yonder, there's lazy circles in the passion, jealousy and hate. know by Saturday night.