tibta .LJU t1- Leeds Student October 9, i www.leedsdotstudent.co.uk Volume 29: Issue No.3 WNW CLASS Spending your Sundays at Sundissential TOP POST UP FOR GRABS AS DUCHESS QUITS Royal patron bows out as University Chancellor

By RALPH SAVAGE HRH the Duchess of Kent has decided to stand down as Chancellor of Leeds University after thirty-two years in the job. The Yorkshire-horn Duchess has had to cut hack on her official engagements since being diagnosed as suffering from the chronic fatigue syndrome ME in 1996. A spokesman from St James's Palace explained: She thought it was time to give the University of Leeds a chance to find someone younger who could take on the duties she carried out so well for so many years." Vice-Chancellor Alan Wilson said: The Duchess has provided a key element of continuity in our affairs, and acted as our ambassador on the international stage." Pro-Chancellor Colonel Alan Roberts added: -Leeds can count itself singularly fortunate to have had Her Royal Highness as its Chancellor. Her sympathetic interest and involvement in the life of the University has been greatly appreciated, and will certainly be missed."

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FLOODS ma) no longer By A STAFF REPORTER have such devastating elects on homes and business thanks to a group important.- of I .ceds 1 r . is crsi t) hoMns. 1-le continued: -It is totally Imm=minlit Tile tea•., 411 s 'elitists have automated and therefore de.. el opei I a r. 'a 0 flp114T-hased extremely uncomplicated to USC ELLAND READ: Kids will be able to enjoy learning in their because very little information heroes' playground as Leeds announce their plans warning sy stein Mai is so simple it only has one liftieth of the needs to he put in fur it to work." thinking plover of a worm. And the team are so cOnlitient But experts he'icve that the in their new device that they neural netw 0 k de, eloped in the have launched a w eh site to pmve Derailment of Geography w ill it. A United front on he able to accurately loretell Dr. Simon Conte explained: when a riNer is likely to burst -The web interface will allow its hanks. engineers to try it with their own It is Is“,ie•! Mai this will help data and compare our predictions literacy standards lot. times to Hoods. such with their own." rhi.sc [hal caused so much However, opponents ling c to parts of Southern damned the project for its lack PREMIEtrNti It' ',ureter By:EgM GLOVER and Wales earlier dos iestima. giants Lecil:. f tilted have y eat Until now linty inoet., trials ha teamed up w in a ,}„: our, ',kb.: !..0.; The earl, is arri1111! steal! ve been • art ie.' 'iii using bid to improve inner cif) (Ill prour./111111C .17, a 51/4;11V nl ■41 24 Milli, its 1,11011110g hisiorical data .ind the protect :Herat.) standards. fl ti pH:: tin n,iCer Loroaihno) 0,111pAtCLI Ili ith: hill,nn. 111114 are I•oder, ?cal Ihai the pmicet mat Papits in South Leeds will link, and to help edus•ale found its the human brain, but he the l ictimi nl hype and nl tw have the chance to how ni underpert•moitit! pupils in the trials has e shown it 1•, he more cvag_C 1,7!1/11- tillitl the Mimes:Ku tuition in literacy. Leeds area. accurate and ,:heapet Matt current atC1.11X.,; perktrimince ■ numeracy and IT in special Iced, United spokesman As sets rte: . stem 0 1 learning scs-sionN. Steve South said: -rho club nlike rn.t,l nlathi applied to c;ise... These special lessons will is committed to working with torecastmg it is based on the 1101141ing sm.- 11 he held at Ell•ind Road this the cot mnunity across a range processes which occur in the ocar the w orld's cis in academic term In a hid to of different projects.** biological brain and can China and Bangladesh. but thy make them more popular tor 'We believe that this progressively improve its team are working to Make Illei the school children, ground-breaking initiative will performances and achieve, more invention portable so n can Ise Volunteers I rom provide a tremendous boost accurate predictions. used in smaller scale rivers to BEd ckiture plus others Iron) fur local children. Project Leader Professor Stan tackle problems elsewhere the school will he teaching it will complement the Opensham belie% es new the two hour long course fur work being done in schools approaches at.' 11•...esN,11'y one night each week to as part of the drive to raise tackle the eilects of changes LEEDS UNIVERSITY primary and gel:oral:try school standards." in the global climate. The loothall club will "Neural nets have the Sue Welch. front the officially launch their advantages of liexlhHity and GIVEN RESEARCH Teaching and Education Studies Community Untied pnigiamine speed of application. department. will co-ordinate at a special ceremony to he "At a lime when weather BOOST the scheme in conjunction with attended by David Ellunkett patterns are more extreme. this I zeds on Ociuber will hteorne increasingly See Page 7

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■ The race s ON AS THE Duchess of Kent By MATT GENEVER Chancellorship. relinquishes her post as A White House aide commented Chancellor of Leeds On the campaign bad on the troubled preimer's position "Mr Clinton is 'currently very happy Unisersity. attention has tram the rotund quiz king is cot to to see out 11W remutning months be matched by equally vigorous already turned to her possible of his presidency." FOUR DARK HORSES electioneering li-om his opponents. successor. But-any plans to 'poach'England 'For ex-CBBC presenter Andy And Licit, Student can coach Olefin i-toddle have had to Crane this week dramatically threw exclusively reveal that two in the he shelved after the FA issued a his hat into the ring at the elei craft imuntry's mote light entertainers 'hands off ultimatum to an■ hour. haNC's ernieTVed as the early Favourites he courtier,_ for the coveted post. Crane. who is cunt:nil% v.tti king TO WATCH OUT FOR 1111me d two for chatietwe .iv 1,_ And the eattipii, :..lull now A I !touch setcraI eelebrit ies witness a bout of a further career chanee was not • THE DALAI LAMA • ROPERT MURDOCH and political ligures have not Yet campaigning from Whiteley and eumpletely out the question, set their stall out for any election su as they try to swing the vital Strengths: Would guarantee a Strom: Our very own 24 hour its short hours and Inc campaign. Calourlowni Richard student vote_ salary then count Inc in." he quipped. peaceful state of mind for students cable channel beamed worldwide Whiteley and former children's When Council meets on The two candidates will now TV presenter Andy Crane made Novi:tither 5 it is expected to form Weaknesses: Non-violence policy Weaknesses: Money is no use after he seeking to prove that they ean no secret of their desire- for the a committee 10 look into possible fulfill the Chancellor's. duties may attract even more muggers you've sold your soul. title. candidates fir the position. which through eonlerring degrees to Proud Yoricshireman Whiteley would have student representatiq graduating students and acting as launched the ripening salvo_ keen Although the rival camps ha %..• the head oldie Lin iversny. • LORD LUCAN • COO to show any Judging panel that so Far kept their election pia'', And other political big hitters Strengths: You would he allowed to Strengths: So Oxbridge aren't the he would take the distinguished close to their chest. it Is thou:tilt may yet he persuaded to rake on job with the utmost dignity. that Crane - with his background AWOL from ciasses at will fountain of knowledge after all the prestigious mantle. Although go The lop daytime television children,' television - might Tun!, Blair was unavailable for Weaknesses: Don't expect him to Weaknesses: Omnipotent beings tend presenter staled: "I would he have the edge as the 12antlidAtes exceedingly thrilled and honoured comment this week. due lo his China begin their gruel I ing schedule. turn up to the graduation ceremony to know if you're cheating. Damn. visit, sources aerissS: the Atlantic 10 hccurtla: Chancellor of one of insulting debates and the all suggest that President Clinton may the finest universities m the country." important manifesto pledges. (thulidalrk .r%1, vsed by Nareed Raja But any proposed campaign be about to shun any offer ot the Who do you want as your new Chancellor? Email your vote to us NOW at [email protected] Ir4NEWS Leeds Student, Friday October 9 1998 Contact Lens Wearers HOME AND AWAY: Students on show SOLUTION [SPECIAL int DEALS

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1.1.i I I.eedsstudent went on a )1rditerE110eall hniida ■ with £S11 and returned a television star. Craig Nessin.m, shit 1;■l=ine -VI at I.hll,. Hew 1,, the r ireek

Island of My kanos Irk ll ii Iii' i5tcli her in the summer •s a Ii the hope of finding w kirk_ sleeping on beaches and Its Wig oft friends' hand-tails. he i •11011 his luck was up. Rut siardom htdinnecl ahers SO Tele% ision appiii.itir,..4! hitt. io ii,pk-Lit of, the hit sells. Iriu cr r 'th get/ .%hicti )ivy“, ell hat ida1 I fq; For Craig and his picots this meant he could !is c the life of a celebrity. -It v. as great w ith the ca ineras following us around. Et Cry One Ihong hi we were important and it meant we got free drinks and entry to all the hest clubs." he said. Casaniwa Craig is known lo tell a lie or two when tt comes to the ladies and he used his TV exposure to his advantage. "I told one girl that I was a professional dancer and was making a club guide to the Island, she totally fell for it." he boasted. "The girls were a good laugh THE SKY'S THE LIMIT: Craig and his brother live it up with a pair of tasty kiwis However he admits the most and we had great nights out embarrassing moment of the together, we arc keeping in holiday was not caught on contact with them.- camera. Craig knows his "One night' I came hack to Mediterranean misdemeanours the beach after a really heavy may soon land him in hot water night and just passed out under "I got talking to one American the.stars." he explained.. woman and she belies ed me "But when I woke up about when I told her . was a prominent six hours Inter I had third degree British artist a rib cvhibitions burns on my legs!" in London.- he admitted. The incident meant be had "I've kept in contact with her to wear banduees on his legs for and she said she's coming to the next week. "Everybody took visit soon. be running all the piss out cif me btu I didn't ov er Lorirton piffling up posters really care. for rro work!" "I told the women 1 was After seeing Me programme injured in a rock climbing lie has no regrets at takilig accident." he said. 'They portrayed it as it 55 its Vie The programme reseals how didn't feet any pressure hi ti,' Craig. and his brother became ally thing we didn't want to and good friends with a group of we didn't put a show ou for New Zealand women. the cameras."

...... 6 NEWS Leeds Student, Friday October 9 1998 Car clampdown OUTRAGED drivers at LNIU's By WILL. COOSSENS off taking the LMLI wheel clamp Beckett Park campus are finding with them. This has-since become a pi Pt ice Mauer although LMU security themselves the target of wheel as atlable to students. as well as the declined to comment if further action dampers and stricter parking introduction of this new strict parking will. or has been taken. policy. regulations. Ss inpathetic to the cause a as The new parking scheme which Hocken'. Park is in it Inc olL.Isltr's Vice President of Student has been in operation since the nurse accessible sites and watt students Affairs. Teresa Exelby: "Students beginning 111 lent' coMil land illegally Ira' citing king distances. the added have been forced to park on the roads parked students SIM.' :I C20 tine. hassle of linatnu poi king places near the houses of local people The 11 ith such penatties in effect, has caused numerous prohlents. students are being blamed for this be blamed Deputy Vice Chancel lot. Jett timers appear' to and it is not their fault:- tilt piiii Oil ',HS!' radiates at Rix keel's Hitchens sass the. scheme has his hill But dwel l bi rises. Exec MCI security Park. One student studying at the site support and insists- -nos Is our a services agree the pritintry reason Iraq said; s leering people 's ~tubes rnone:6 making venture. no ouc ti as the introduction of the scheme is Use hi.-en late fin Ir, owes 111,111:;2 Itv helm ti nest user the schente.- health dad safety. In the past Lind a parking place." Howeser an incident in freshers This year has V.71:11:1 ci insiderable %seek saw a student un-:tamping then services have found it itmeasingly difficult to gain access hit in the ninntsei iii parl.ong , Ian car. 'fbe.y then pox:coiled tit drive to the site.

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FREE on 0800 591 570 the mov THE Leeds Student Medical practice B RALPH SAVA will be moving to a new purpose- All studies comply with the Royal College of built facility on Blenheim Walk beside of Leeds Health Authonty ""- Leeds College of Art and Design next The University will lease the sick bay Physicians Guidelines year. area of the building from the partnership A partnership of Doctors and Nurses ■kith the remaining area to be rented by from the practice which also serves the Leeds Health Authority, local community. came up with the £2.7 Dr. DUN id Nelms of the practice NIA( million needed to build the facility which said: "We've basically taken out a very began construction last month. large mortgage on the property. which will David Nelms, Managing Director of he repaid - hopefully - by the lease from Springfield House, Hyde Street Quarmby Construction who are building the Health Authority who have been the practice said: "This will he the most extremely' supportive throughout the whole Leeds, LS2 9NG advanced General Practitioners centre in planning of this project." the area. Practice manager Carrie Ellison added: C V "In addition to the student medical "This can only benefit the students who IM•OOVIIII.OFORM7 IMM12. 01711174•■ services, the practice will serve over 211.00(1 have quite particular needs emotionally. people in the local vicinity." as well as medically speaking. the new The official launch of construction took practice will hopefully serve those needs place last week with a ceremonial bricklaying effectively." by Colonel Alan Roberts. Pro Chancellor The Practice should be ready for opening of Leeds University and Professor De Witt in the Autumn of 1999. Leeds Student, Friday October 9 1998 NEWS 7 Fined lads grin and beer it Hardly A-level

QUICK-thinking freshers BY A STAFF REPORTER security. above the rest ripped micron avis out of their Both teams non lace major university roonts to earn fines. estimated at 1:400, the bar. Iheinselves twenty bottles or charged for the reconnection A-LEVELS are being rejected Two enterprising teams beer - and a t400 fine. anti safety cheeks to install the by students in favour of from LII/111 's Abbey and microwaves hack into their alternative raittrses, write s James KirkstaII Brewery's Sunday Walker Houses just couldn't night quiz gave lucky punters Bats. Kibler and Talry C'hasseaud. hold hack and brought the the chance to win drinks by Quiz-muster Rob LICAS figures for 1998 microwaves from their flats. Southwood said: "It never revealed that only 65% of bringing different items to the even though they were attached ceases to amaze me what some upplicatisr: for hatter ladtkuilun bar first. to the wall! people a ilI do far free beer." are offering A-level~. And for some contestants I IOW ever, celebrations were "The lad's took quite a risk - This Is in sharp contrast to •4 the temptation was too much short lived when the lads were when the leek was to he the I hope the hoer makes up for previous figures when almost caught leaving the liar by site SOUTHWOOD: Quizmaster first to take a micron ave to the hassle." I (Mei of sixth form students tried to access higher education through the traditional •v -keel route. Park Lane (Willa- in 1.A.VdS only has 25 t '4- of students studying A-keels. 1.54KI elf the 1,81ill students at ilk el lege are part -timers. New elite in Police appeal for witnesses

POLICE are appealing for win k Lees alter a I 7-year-old Leeds woman was raped. writes Ales Gubbas. The incident took place in the early how's of last Friday morning alter she hail left the Think Tank nightclub at about 1:30irm. the pipeline She got into a ear thinking it was a private hire taxi, but was driven to Woodhouse Moor off Raglan Road where she was sexually attacked. 8y CHARANYA IWMAR Police are especially keen to talk to two female students who met the victim while she was in the nightclub. A GROUP of top British The attacker is described as an Asian male in his early twenties, universities are hoping to set He is clean-shaven apart from a small moustache with agap in the up an elite league for middle. Anyone with any information on the incident should contact postgraduate courses. !vlillg-arth police station on 241 3084. ArilIatalsL reversay. as a ;I en iber of the Russell Group. would figure in arch a move i fit was given the go- ahead. The 194nemberthink tank. which was set up in 1994_ are considering Can't cook, gold-standad postgraduate degree sr.stem where qudentsrxxild transfer freely between institutions, anut.sixiny to the talks ixedinned that sari oes proposals were being won't date discuss/xthut that it was still too early to give enniTete details. The Ritsw.41Group, which includes %ANNAN: TV stars are being Oven the opporitmity to audition Leeds, Ox ford and Cambridge for the dating game shim Dishes to he screened on Channel Util verities. prdniotes the interests Four. write Caroline Harris and Jackie Duffi,.. of traditional universities over those Angela GriMn, who recently left her role as Coronation of the Rimier polytechnics. Street crimper Fiona MiddledIon. will present the show And this latest rumoured which is seen as a change to the more traditional formats or development has been sawn 1w AVIV Blind Date and Man-O-Man. as the fusi step towards creating a The show will invite three contestant; to whip up a tempting separate breakaway elite dish for one lucky 'picker' with the meal hopefully providing In line with trends overseas. an insight into the conlestanis' personalities. this could. eventually create a British Anyone interested in entering the rhos should contact the 'lay League' of the lop uni versales. Dishes hotline on 0171 462 9228 The Ivy -League is a grouping of America's top universities which are ix:panted as aka we and separate iron other hi ithes. But the noise has been ethicist:41 by other um vers nies and is nild even • anger educaulill ministers by undermining their plans of agree and New scheme is fair British Mutation syetein Ger )11nry Corker& hitahCharmlkir of Westminster University said: -11 it is esLiosise to the Russell group. then it is unhelpful." streets ahead • Leeds t. [his emit). teeeived another heist this week by ranking sixth in CHESTNUT As en Lie., mei! dubbed the most hureled secet in the letante tallies tor itheruelitunding. Britain. is in line fore clean up with plans he a cm immunity sitters A spikes:rain he the University project_ writes Catherine Burt. saki: are not 1i-salvia' Residents of the toad in Hyde Park tee desperate to rid the Wants. hum at the end at the day this street of its notorious reputation In order no etinthat potential is a fair restili_ crime, student vtilunteere are wanted to help clear the alley that -Our strong sepal cif inannationaLs runs behind the street, popular for hiding burglar.. and exciting home-grow n talent The scheme is tieing organised by LAit'S t A spokesperson dery es this reeogni !ion. and it will said: "We need help from students and rca.irnt. s ith the elearup. help us ninintain Leeds' position as Everynne should hr concerned with how the area lookS and the the most popular University in the safety of all who live there.- A BLOSSOMING FUTURE: The 1.9 Russell Group members could one day become a British 'Ivy League' country for students."

7 8 COMMENT Leeds Student, Friday October 9 1998

Leeds Student NATO bombs are trained on Serbia A tale of two Duchesses Kosovo 1998: THIS WEEK has shown us what being a respectable public figure is all about. The Duchess of Kent. Chancellor of Leeds University for 32 years, has bid ourcampus T'S 1998 and again the a fond farewell having fulfilled her duties in mutilated bodies of an honourable and dignified manner. The men, women and BEN STUBBINGS former Duchess of York however, has children are lying in garnered herself an early-morning slot on woodlands on the other Iside of Europe. Again satellite television to be anything but. reporters are talking about Poor Sarah Ferguson. Maybe she does need summary executions and the money really badly. Perhaps she has been ethnic cleansing. And again badly advised. Or is it that she just enjoys politicians are offering stern ritual humiliation. One thing is for sure; she words of sanctions and would do well to follow the example of the NATO air strikes. Duchess of Kent. The place is or course Observing your public duties without Yugoslavia. where Serbia is again taking out its ugly nationalist always having to do it under the glare of the aggression tin a much weaker public eye is the secret. The Duchess of Kent Muslim people_ Yet once again mastered this both in terms of her work with Etimpe and America are reluctant the unkersity. and also the various other to gel their halals dirty in the Balkans charities and causes she represents. Being an But this is K' isovo not Bosnia_ ambassador is not just about being seen. but Kosovo lacks the ethnie urns of being seen to he doing the right things. Bosnia; ninety percent ill the Prince Andrew's e\-w ifs no longer carries population of 2 million are ethnic the burden of significant public engagements. Albanians. the rest ale Serbs- The situation ill Kosovo today yet since her divorce seems never to have been is much stmpler to understand out of the spotlight. First it was the children's than Bosnia eves was. As books. and now a quite dreadful attempt at a neighbouring Bosnia was tearing in %bade-, ∎,i 4.:re% It .-arit. changing dramatically. The Serb tt+a eeasetin: and talks otil!,, when morning chat show. itself apart Albanian leaders Despite it s tlintlaineraul offensive is virtually over. the they were in retreat before a much Words simply cannot describe how pathetic argued sucxvssfully find difle vote With Bosnia it is the KLA has been driven into the Stronger Vlusliin•Croat army independence for Kosovo could hills, and an estimated 3(51 this programme is. Seeing the former Duchess similarities that are the incest hacked up with NATO air strikes. eventually he achieved peacefully. worrying. Watching order unravel thousand Albanian refugees face Si.1 far similar thitats and of York reduced to an uncomfortable wreck But after the conflicts were in Kosovo has been sickeningly returning to their razed villages or sanctions to those used in Bosnia squriming on a sofa in front of the camera is aver Kosovo found itself in a predictable_ Burning villages. relying on refugee camps set up have led to similar lies and deceit laughable. When you watch it. you will laugh. much smaller, Serb-dominated refugees and goes ing fatuities by the West. from Milosev ic Yugoslavia. Serbia stripped The subject matter is dire and the panel even "Me only option left is to homb Kosovo of its autonomy and the Serbs and. if necessary. worse. ensured the province was run by strengthen the KEA. Only then But what is saddest of all is that Fergie and for the Serbian minority. Can the talking begin. The UN herself is so unaware of how low her star has denying Albanians the same rights must then ensure that refugees, are all aspects of life. fallen. Her show is all about Sarah "listening" as Serbs in Force is the only language fed and order is maintained on the It was only when the Serbian ground as a long-term solution is - apparently. Surely it's about time she did - government refused to negotiate implemented - by force if maybe then, she would learn what surviving as with Albanian leaders that some Milosevic understands time. ssary. a public figure is really all about. Kosovans chose to take up arms in As in Bosnia the international order to gain independence. community must demonstrate that The victims of this story are it is prepared to enforce the peace the Albanians, the aggressors the should have been enough to Air stnkes could well harden regardless of how long it takes and Serbs. In Bosnia the reality was warrant NATO air strikes in May opinion behind President what it costs. Above all Europe All work and no less straightforward, and the or earlier. Milosevic and hamper efforts to must learn from this and unite to media were accused of victimising instead it seems pictures of gel aid to refugees this winter. ensure that we never see the Serbs and exonerating the slaughtered families must be Some argue they could make a bloodshed like this on our Muslims. broadcast around the world before settlement between Albanians and continent again. play for boffins Now the media has the black our leaders contemplate Serbs even less likely. We mast take the lead and and white story it was crying out involvement in another obsieure These arguments ignore the show Serbia and the rest of the for in Bosnia it is in danger of comer of Europe. most valuable lesson learnt in world that the atrocities of this CONGRATULATIONS to the University's doing the opposite, But today. as NATO amasses Bosnia: forte is the only language millennium in the name of profs for their excellent results so far this year. oven.-onipensating for its mistakes its warplanes in preparation for Milosevic understands. The empires and ethnic hatred will not They've come sixth in an academic league table, by pretending Kosovo can he told possible air strikes. the situation is Bosnian Serbs reluctantly agreed be tolerated in the next. after making several noteworthy discoveries. Lucky it's not a sporting table though, as our facilities continue to fall behind those of other universities. In spite of the academic successes. HOW SHOULD THE WEST REACT TO THE CRISIS IN KOSOVO? there is still no swimming pool on campus and this year may see the end of the Weetwood It seems that It's a very 1 Air strikes seem imminent pitches. in more than complex and tilts is how the West It's all well and good to maintain a high placing one area situation, but MI reacts to aggressive in the academic world, but in order to attract the Clinton is I'm not sure if leaders, Milosevic can't brightest students. professors and teachers, the ready to shoot civilians need win, which I don't think is University needs to offer something outside the his load to die such a bad thing laboratory. Jamie Wilson Meg Myers Otherwise we might have to draft in Will Steve Tomlinson Carling as Chancellor, just to keep the staff in Second year, Medicine Second year, English First Year, Civil Engineering shape, Apparently he's got very good management techniques. What do you think? 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Q.What is an OGM? Decisions that affect you A. An OGM is a that were passed at meeting in which you decide the way that previous OGMs the Union works. It requires a minimum Keep Wednesday Free for Sport number of people to Disabled Students' Access ensure democratic Minibus decision making. Smoking Policy Recycling Bins Q. Who can go? Ban the BNP A.Anyone who's got Large Screen TV a Union card. Everyone Keep the Pill Free has the right to Planet Pledge influence decisions that directly affect them. When are OGMs? Q. How are the Every other Tuesday starting on 13th October at I pm in the Riley Smith Hall in the Union building. meetings run? A.Anyone can submit Why should I go to an OGM? OGM business,eg.The Good question but think back to all those times that you've argued in the bar Old Bar should be with your mates about issues affecting students, now you can show you were non-smoking. The right all along by making your ideas happen in practise.The Union also gives away loads of stuff from free holidays to free beer so to make sure that you're business is then not missing out or to change any aspect of the Union come to OGMs. discussed giving time for all areas of the debate to be explored. (FOR FURTHER After enough time for INFO ON OGSNI N\ everyone to have their OR OTHER say the matter is voted ASPECTS OF THE on and it then UNION, POP INTO becomes Union Policy, THE EXEC OFFICE, which means that it \■, LEVEL ONE, LUU has to be implemented. N 1

Next OGM - Should LUU support the Stephen Lawrence Campaign and 'Can't Pay? Won't Pay!' ? TUESDAY 13 OCTOBER - IPM - RILEY SMITH The kids are alright

NE ability I seem to he losing as I grow older is being able to behave like a child and get away with CO SUMPS B. I'm not saying that I cant to wear dungarees. drink too much orange and wet myself. but too many activities dismissed as jur voile by many people are actually just ways of having fun. And what kind of society denies the right to have fun an the basis that it's somehow too childish? Some people pay money to roll around in a nappy getting smacked by a woman in oviehless leathers. This isn't what I mean. I'm talking shout sherbet dips, scarecrow rig and Fuzzy-Felt pictures - all of which I'd consider valid methods of enjoying oneself but which are pretty much denied to anyone over the age of twelve_ Case study. Tig. Why is this brilliant game not taken. serioust:s ' Compared to every other contact sport. it's sale. easy. non-sexist and hili Botts 14 simple yet w ddlly •ifierent variations. Granted. its at its best when played in a crowded playground, hio stitt fun even without the added risk of whacking El dinner lady's coffee mug out of her hand. Anyway. if everyone still your yo-yo without making a hainsici, he was a hinigie. But the blowing down its ear with a bendy for kith. But this is getting me far played fig - and did so in specially statement about the futility of trying point is he was really special to me. straw might not be hygienic: And too worked up, feel better if i go designated rig areas - the ambience to recapture lust youth. Having a pet when you're older you reel genuinely guilty when you and heat up my teddy. could surely he recreated and just isn't the same. You can identify run out of Whiskas and have to give exploited to its full shouting_ F course, certain aspects of too closely with their adult it fish food. That stuff's made of screaming and pigtail-pulling childlike wonder are characteristics and respect their right flies, you know potential. Oimpossible to adequately not to act like a living toy that But the fact remains that jun is a Indulge m any of these so-called relive. One of my best childhood doesn't need batteries. You concept separate to childhood and childish pastimes antler the present memories is playing with my pet appreciate that your eat, who may able to exist independently. While social climate. however, and you run hamster. I'll never forget the fun I well he into middle-age in feline the Etch-A-Sketch. for example. is the risk of being branded 'ironic' had stroking his little head and years. isn't always in the mood fur commonly used as a drawing tool by Irritatingly, as a student. it's watching him run around his little chasing a hairbrush tied to a piece of children, this is because it's fun impossible to accidentally smash 'minds Na_ hang on... He wasn't a string. You begin to suspect that rather than because it's exclusively Alternative reality fever

rs the latest SCENARIO The Truman Show SCENARIO All A Dream SCENARIO In God's Mouth SCENARIO Them And Us craze! With the Irelease of Jim THEORY You are living in a THEORY You are actually asleep THEORY The whole world exists THEORY Everyone lives in a Carrey's new film synthetic environment right now and everything you on the tongue of an enormous media-saturated environment The Truman Show, controlled by the makers of a see and perceive, everyone supreme being where an elite group of everyone's getting fly-on-the-wall TV documentary you know and everything you industrialists controls the in on the act and focused on you, Your friends do are all part of a dream EVIDENCE Daylight (God opening world's wealth and imposes starting to suspect are all actors, your town is a you're having his mouth), Rain (God having a restrictive social constructs to that they too may huge film set drink) maintain their own supremacy be living in an MENU Deja-vu, the way you're alternative reality. EVIDENCE Everything's too perfect constantly tired, that paranoid PROBABILITY According to the EVIDENCE Religion_ the economy, Let's weigh up the yet somehow slightly fake feeling you get when you've hymn, "He's got the whole digital TV evidence... drunk lop much world in his mouth, he's got the PROBABILITY Unlikely. Paramount whole wide world in his PROBABILITY Nah, this one's just Pictures would never sell the PROBABILITY Possible. Try pinching mouth..." too unbelievable rights yourself...... -^ ••.-- ,,,,

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Where Art 'Filo , „ , year 13 Kim Whelan, a third year Art Gallery was by described by galleries are starting to make students went to Communications student said, "I The Times as "the best collection their mark on the previously Is your finger on Scarborough not went to loads of galleries when I of twentieth century art outside rather blank canvas of the Lee London." In fact the Leeds area art scene. Murat Oskasim's Spain and art in was in Paris. but I never seem to get round to it here. The art's is currently the chosen focus of portfolio of New York drag Leeds was never the better over there and you're more the National year of Photography queens, 'Some Like it Hof is Lsame again. inspired to go." and the Electronic Image. currently on show at the Brah the pulse? Except it was, But there is world class an in Many students thought the Gallery. The Fine Art students Leeds. A lot of it. And unlike city art gallery was the only one Art's not just for pretended to run away on holiday theatres. cinemas and music in Leeds (one person hadn't even holidays.Thcre's sonic great with University money and called concerts, nearly all of its free. heard of that). But both exhibitions right on your it art. It should have made art CLARE RUDEBECK accessible to everyone. If it could he a package holiday then wasn't it within everyone's grasp? All you had to do was pop down to feels for the art beat the travel agents. pick a hotel and hry presto. you were an artist. No Luckily in Leeds, being interested ' skill, knowledge or pretension required. So why arc most students still in Leeds, whilst scared to talk about an in Leeds? ar People we cornered on campus have to mean dra ng yourself tended to look a hit nervous, say they didn't really know about it. JEMIMA SISSONS mutter that it v. as rather expensive and that they David Hackney. one of the most universities have art galleries doorstep. In fact its not ocn sometimes went to galleries on famous living artists, has set up a which display the work of for galleries. holiday before quickly changing museum of his work in Saltaire, a students and visiting professional Not every one wants too the subject. paints her own twenty minute train ride from artists. Al the moment the LMU around long brightly lit root " I'd rather go to the theatre or Leeds. Born and hred in Gallery is showing 'Fold' by pausing to look at a hit of cinema to be honest. They're Bradford. he preview s many of Alison Watt. which challenges painted canvas or modelled cheaper and hinter publicised." his paintings in the Yorkshire the way the reclining nude before whispering someilan said Jamie Fagg, at second year gallery. discreetly and shuffling on I opinion geography student. woman is depicted. The collection at Leeds City And many new independent paces.Fair enough. Its not it

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I OWAYSTO DECORATE YOUR ROOM WITHOUT RELYING ON POSTERS It's the end of the third week in Leeds and if you're still THE looking at bare walls and sparse battered furniture it's H time to sort out your life and your room. Below are a ouse Style few decorating hints to help you on your way. Why not make use of things that you find lying around the house? TOP First, take two tube insides from toilet rolls and hey presto._ ...actually don't, unless you're really short of cash, However there are still cheap alternatives and more FIVE interesting ways to brighten up your room apart from spending all your precious pennies at the poster 'sale, The posters might be sale prices compared to the shops but it can't really be a sale when they're always THIS the same price in the Unions. 1111111lar ..... Furthermore if you buy a poster olTrainspotting or South Park (or by the end of the year Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) you can guarantee that a few thousand other students will have the exact same WEEK picture on their walls. Also remember that for every poster you also need Gold Dust ie_ Blue Tack (of which there is a continual world shortage), Some people also choose to put naked pictures of PamelaAnderson and the like all over their rooms but Movies if you have a little more taste then you might choose one of these alternatives: I- Saving Private Ryan

l) Freebie Postcards 2. Lock Stock & 2 You can get them from clubs like the Faversham and from the Smoking Barrels cinema and some of them are actually quite cool, not just promos arid offers on Bella Pasta's chocolate spaghetti, 3, Armageddon 4. The Horse Whisperer 2) Lights Always an essential item but frequently neglected in the fashion S. X-Flies the Movie stakes in Favour of your bog-standard white shade or naked bulb. Don't despair though. IKEA - as well as offering marry other bargain items - do a great selection of lamps. Unfortunately IKEA is out near Batley so it is really only an option for rich students with cars (and more likely than not bums mobiles [er, you Nick] who don't actually need to go to a cheaper household store like IKEA but should be shopping at f. MANIC STREET Habitat, the more expensive place). PREACHERS This is my truth 3)Seating - tell me yours You will definitely need something to sit on in your room, Try an inflatable Chair, cheap at about El S.They're 2. SAVAGE GARDEN also quite comfy though they make strange noises. Basically Savage Garden they're great as long as you keep your fags away from them. 3. THE CORRS Talk On Corners 4) Photos Your mum. dad. brother, sister, best +nate, toe dog, budgie 4. STEPS anything to fill those white gaps. Cheap frames am be found. Step One but you can also use picture mounts by themselves for an even cheaper alternative. 5. GOMEZ Bring It On 5) Rugs or throws These are multi-purpose and thus crucial items.They can cover stains on your carpet to fool the landlord, they can hang over a moth-eaten old chair- and they can be hung from walls to fill a Singles big space.You could probably even attach them to the ceiling if you so desire, though make sure that they're not gonna fall I. MEL B onto your head as you lie asleep in your bed. I want you back

6) Paint 2. ROBBIE WILLIAMS If you have an open-minded landlord you could try your hand Milleniurn as the next Picasso to create a masterpiece on your wall.or a mural or at least get rid of that patchy 'sunflower' off white 3. TSPOON Sex On The Beach gunk plastered everywhere 4. JENNIFER PAIGE 7) Plants Crush They help you breathe more easlly.They give you lots of oxygen and take away the carbon dioxide as well as S. BOYZONE neutralising the odours of rank old pizza. No matter what

8)Vinyls man Come on Yes, try sticking your record sleeves. with the records still in them, to your walls (not my !dean!) Videos and now a couple of stupid ones from other contributors (you know who you are).., I. SOUTH PARK 1-3 down to the 2. SOUTH PARK 9) Stick your flatmates to the wall and if you're really feeling arty. paint them blue as Yves Klein did. Cartman gets an anal probe I0) Leave the vomit from the house warming party on your carpet. It produces a wonderful splattered effect 3. SOUTH PARK Cabaret Weight gain 4000 That completes your simple guide to decorating your room. ANCY a bit of fun on a It all takes place ie the sump- hottest fusion band And on However if you are still short of things to put on your walls or 4. FACE OFF Friday night? Well get tuous surroundings of the Bi-u- October 30th, mime and around the room perhaps you could start a collection, for F yourself down to denell Social Club. next door magic from Miles Crawford example stylishly arranging stacks of pizza boxes. Maybe you 5. BABYLON 5 Cabaret Heaven. It kicks to the Royal Park Pub. and turbo funksters 'Kava could become a trainspotter and create a floor-to-ceiling 3rd space off tonight and then tri- Tonight's opening show Kava', Good laughs and cheap montage of your favourite steam engine photos,or cut exciting weekly on Fridays with its sees the Gingham Diva. (a gay beer, all for E4 00 (students) articles like this one out of Leeds Student for easy-access heady mixture of top com- drag comic) performing Chloe or 46.00 otherwise. Sounds perusal. Jet you imagination run wild.There are no limitations edy, surprises, dance bands Poems who shares the bill like heaven' and remember whatever it looks like its a matter of personal IICHMV iw =1;1 V and DJ. with 'Drop the Box'. Shetlands Sonia Banner taste and expression Yes indeed.

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FILM integral part ofThe Truman Show. DRAMA Meryl,Truman's wife. frequently flashes her pearly white teeth and The brandishes the lateet revolutionary PG product she has just purchased. be is Truman CERTIFICATE lawnmower or hot chocolate drink, GENERAL in a blatant advertising bid. Similarly. Show when. Truman tries to follow his wife RELEASE to work, where she is a goody-two- Jim Carrey leaves his shoes nurse iii a pristine white facial contortions behind uniform. a hoard of invalids in wheelchairs career into him and a nurse blocks his path with a trolley N unwanted child,Truman When he finally breaks through to Burbank is adopted by a the operating theatre, the actors are Avast media corporation forced to look like they are and becomes the unwitting star performing an operation on a of his very own twenty-four terrified extra in order to keep up hour, live TV show,Tralled by the illusion_ thousands of hidden cameras Much of the humour comes from from birth, Truman is these slip-ups and the ridiculous completely unaware that his attempts by the corporation to parents, his wife, his best friend manufacture new storylines and milk and everyone he meets are as much sentimentality from actors. In fact, the perfect island situations as possible on which he lives, Seahaven, is a • igantic, self-contained TV set. ARREY doesn't completely Now Truman is approaching his leave his usual facial thirtieth birthday and he begins. not Ccontortions behind but he dote. before time, to wonder what life is balance laughs with an emotive, like beyond the shores of his believable performance as a man homeland. However, as soon as he trapped in a world where everything mentions he might be leaving, several he believed was stable and obstacles are placed in his way: there trustworthy is suddenly are no available outbound flights for questionable. His venture into the months, posters appear warning straight-faced acting world Is a against disease, disasters and crime successful attempt and one which he abroad and fleets of cars should definitely repeat in the miraculously jam up the road to future. prevent his exit_ His final, frantic escape attempt Slowly, the realisation that he is seems doomed from the start. He is about media control and Truman. but how it will end for Truman Show could be an Oscar being watched dawns on Truman. one man alone against a manipulation at its extreme and the everyone if the Rupert Murdochs of contender, so miss this excellent There are, after all, plenty of clues to megalomaniac corporation which controls the weather, the traffic, the lengths to which a TV show will go this world are allowed to amass yet drama at your peril. lead him CO this conclusion, 'Product to obtain good ratings. Perhaps it is more power. placement, for example, forms an people and has a camera turned on to him at every move. The film is not just about how it will end for A deserved hit in America, The Sally Young

with too much and In the process VIDEO SCI-FI VIDEO COMEDY destroys any empathy the audience ACTION felt for the stereotypical characters Gattaca 12 15 and situations, replacing it with mind 15 CERTIFICATE Girls numbing boredom. Soul CERTIFICATE CERTIFICATE The suicide of Nikki, at the GENERAL Town beginning of the fie-reacts as a Food GENERAL RELEASE catalyst for the subsequent action, RELEASE whereby the remaining girls try to Fried chicken and black Scary sci-fi vision of the deal with their loss by confronting eyed peas served with a Teenage angst hits rock each others problems, Due to the not too distant future bottom absurd amount of issues dealt with, helping of trauma all are destined to be left unresolved and open-ended, exhausting the LCOME to a world where audiences' interest within the first there is no racial, sexual or kis Town is the twenty minutes. ge discrimination.The only 66 humourous and From then on the film plummets Wa class suburbia to most people, have prerequisite to being an accepted invigorating story of unrelentlessly toward its pitifully to deal with every issue known to part of this ideal society is the trait three girls coming of age in the inconclusive ending, with the focus man (suicide, rape, pregnancy, of being genetically perfect. nineties," Bollocks. One of interest shifting towards the abortion. vandalism, rebellious Welcome to the world of Gatteca. hundred and twenty poor souls tormentingly slow moving clock lue youth. domestic violence ...the list Gramm is a futuristic corporation that believed this extract from the to the right of the screen. goes on and on). all in the space of specialises in space travel, thus making it Leeds Film Festival programme If a script like this can be made just five days. Sounds like a the answer to Vincent's (Ethan Hawke) and unwittingly paid their (3.80 into a film then there is hope for all !THOUGH screened on the rollercoaster ride through the lifelong dream.UnfortunateteVincent is to be subjected to perhaps the of us budding writers yet. same night as the UK hearts and minds of four angst hindered by the fact that he is a love- worst film they will ever see. premiere of A Perfect ridden teenagers.Well. not really. A child rather than the product of genetic Angela. Emma. Nikki and Pittr, Murder, Sou/ Food still provided an The film suffers from trying to deal Alex Walker & Jon Brichte engineering. meaning he is labelled-in- four 'Gide in the Hood', or middle attraction which had hopeful valid' or degenerate. He decides to 5. - — viewers spilling into the streets. escape the system by posing as Jerome Despite this, the romance quickly happily ever after. The sound quality was less than (Jude Lew). Meanwhile he romances Lima wins you bver - it is a cartoon. after Although the story line is sweet. perfect, but the cramped audience Thurman whilst becoming implicated in a VIDEO KIDS all, and facts aren't chat important. if typical, what really steals the (those who had managed to get in) still murder case Hawke's character is a little The story begins with Rasputin show is undoubtedly the animation. managed to show their enthusiasm and dull but this is convincing in a world Anastasia pG (the voice of Kelsey Grammar). who Very Dieney-esque, there are appreciation for a highly entertaining where DNA means everything and CERTIFICATE sells his soul to curse and Annihilate moments that are unique. making film. personality means nothing. Gan/ace's the Romanov the attempt occasionally striking - Soul Food focuses on the trials and greatest achievement as a sc-fi is its GENERAL In the course of events. some scenes even came close to tribulations of one family held together frighteningly believable vision of the not RELEASE Anastasia is left behind and we next looking real. by'big mama'.The youngest and the too distant future, meet her ten years later leaving an With all the film's problems and most sensible,of the Family lets his Mara Pettican A rosy romance for orphanage. suffering from amnesia, glossing over, it definitely manages audience see everything through his to seduce.You'll know before you eyes.This device propels his viewers Russian Royalty following her dreams to St 11‘ Petersburg. She falls into the arms rent this film if you'll like it into a world of childish innocence. of Dimitri (the voice of John especially If you're not bothered by brings on the tears and initiates the Cusack), who is surprisingly Meg Ryan's annoying whine. laughs. ITH Anastasio we have attractive for a cartoon character. Otherwise • don't bother. if you get It is a real shame that this film has 20th Century Fox's leap the chance though. watch Rasputin's taken a year to come to Leeds, when so into the movie world of W ITH the aid of a friendly death scene - it is most definitely many people seem to have shown an cartoon fantasy. Fantasy being side-kick. they go through worth it. interest-With an excellent soundtrack the operative word. 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Head wrecking sequel to Essential post pub trivia "The Famished Road Accomplished cross- cultural debut 1.111■1111=111■M EN Okri's novel's have been said to bring African writing Binto the post-modern world. Therefore, I was not surprised to discover that in this novel Okri rejects many traditional literary techniques. He produces an almost poetic style of writing, alive with colourful and original imagery within a troubled plot of myths, tr violence, unreality, inequality, strength of character and hope for the future. Okri shows how the political upheaval in Africa affects not only individual families, but the whole community in both the material and spiritual world that they live in. infinite Riches is in certain ways a sequel to Okri's booker prize winning The ILLED as being "to the Famished Road. Many of the same themes world or erotica what the of subjectivity and consciousness are HATTY, intriguing, BGuinness Book of Records explored as Olin takes us back to the life entertaining and relaxed, has been to the academic of Aiwa and his family. as the British C Hwee HweeTan's first novel is a thought provoking and world", the Book of Sexual colonialists prepare to leave, taking with entertaining read which Records takes us on a tour them their rewritten accounts of African operates on many levels. It's through virtually every aspect historyAs the plot opens.Azaro's father Is WINNER OF THF, BOOKER PRIZE of sex that you could possibly certainly a unique commentary wrongly arrested for murder and suffers are treated in such ways.The effect is to slow and complicated. Many philosophical on modern youth culture which think of, from the mundane to horrific mental and physical torture at the blur the boundaries. It got me questioning ideas are incorporated Into the plot. explores the differences the downright freakish. hands of the police. the whole notion of what really Is reality? While generally highly enlightening, the between the Eastern and From informing us of facts such Azaro is a-spirit-child", his spiritual In other words- this book has the ability text needs a high level of concentration. Western societies of Singapore, as the European country with the essence has the ability to travel through to really mess with your head' which can become tiring. Holland and England. most teenage births, right through space, unseen. except by others from the Like his previous novels the structure The tide of the novel is most Competent and stylish, the to the more amusing trivia such as sprit world with whom he interacts.The of the book is organised by storytelling appropriate, as Okri provides us with life's humour masks a tragic acceptance of. that concerning the world's novel is full of bizarre occurrences, such rather than plot. At times I found it riches in all spheres - including the and disillusionment with. modern life largest penis. allegedly a tear as the dead coming back to laugh puzzling to work out what is really going spiritual and gives hope that the future which draws three twenty- Inducing fourteen inches, this hysterically at a political rally, and bodies on. Okri uses his novels as a vehicle to will provide the most valuable commodity somethings together, Each hides built really does appear to answer that inexplicably burst from their coffins. voice his political viewpoints. In the same of freedom for his extraordinary up resentment and secret tragedy every stupid question about sex The Western ideology of rejecting all way that he uses alternative realities to community. The shocking way in which within them.These 'foreign bodies' that you've ever thought about spiritual myths as fictional in favour of challenge the limitations of our the African nation had to fight to stop are deeply buried but eventually but usually been far too scientific realism is denied. Events in the ethnocentric culture, the personal story their culture being destroyed by people brought to the surface and released. ernbarrased to ask world of the novel are not identified as of Anna's family is used to make a who believed they knew better is Concurrently. Eugene and Mei battle After that I'm afraid that this being either from the spiritual world, or political fable.Infinste Riches is concerned powerfully driven home.The novel is to protect their English friend Andy book plunges further and further from the secular world of everyday with a range of power struggles and highly thought provoking. Read it, if you and release him from Singapore's irto the realms of really bad taste existence. Instead the plot shifts peroeved inequalities. have a few hours/ days to spare.and are controversial judicial system. it contains sections with titles repeatedly and fluidly between myths and willing to explore a different mystic The main body of the story is such as "Longest female pubic reality. For example, the descriptions of LTHOUGH usually compelling, with awareness. narrated by Mei who conversationally hair"•(someone get the wax out). horror and violence are so blatant so many issues to debate the novel disperses witty descriptions and famous men with venereal disease. throughout the novel, I was shocked to A can get tied down and the pace is at times Lydia Dennis humorous comments on Singaporean and finally, depending upon have to remind myself that people really whether or not you're stomach life. Think -Staying Alive' as a popular can stand It. the most sexually choice for funeral music.These keep actual scene Is very fuzzy and vague active sex life in old age category the reader focused through - Neil is, after all, recounting (someone pass the bucket now). BOOK CULT judgements on Singapore's harsh something that happened ten years However, if reading through authority and reflections on ago_ Palatable because is shows the you would believe that this book Mysterious SCOTT HEIM philosophy and religion. confusion and assimilated desire of had no other purpose than to Her childhood neighbour Eugene Black Swan pre-pubescent love and sexual keep you amused, then you'd be Skin is so unsatisfied with the justice E6.99 development. It can be said that wrong. At the very end there is a system he has taken it upon himself Neil's mother - who, around about teeny weeny section that from 1995 to frame the guilty. Unintentionally the same time, leaves him on his one of his plans falls and he apparently aims to explode any Sexual awakening and own for long periods, has sex with accidentally sets up his university age old myths that they would Ilke doubt in astonishing debut various boyfriends without caring if roommate Andy, who is arrested for to think that you still believe in. he sees and is alcoholic - is just as supposedly running an illegal betting bit However, if you are in the least guilty of abuse as his baseball coach. prone to inhibition in any form N 1981, the eight-year-old syndicate. Brian Lackey regains Brian's childhood problems come then I would suggest that you do The increasingly complicated plot consciousness, sitting under from his domineering father. who is unravelled by Mei, who has recently not read this book in the first I his porch in Kansas. After a leaves after a while The mysterious qualified as a lawyer. But this is one place as all of the accounts of similar incident at Halloween skin of the title (yeah. I got the hole she can't dig Andy out of raging nymphomaniacs and randy two years later, he is convinced name completely wrong last week Representing himself in court we are old codgers will make you feel that he is the victim of alien refers to the desire of the unknown. as convinced as he is that his case is really inadequate. abduction. In a near-by town, the gradual (and well sign-posted1 won but the corrupt judge shatter This book purports to quote nine-year-old Neil McCormick revelation that Brian is a victim of any illusion of a fair system. findings from the world's foremost also goes through an ordeal the coach as well and Neil's The reader's satisfaction and sexologists. I would guess that this that changes his path in life.A destructive lust for comfort with acceptance of this will depend on is said in order to try and stamp a fumbled sexual encounter with Len year voyage of discovery. sexual strangers their own bellefs.Andy concludes bit of authority on the text. his baseball coach formalises his identity and desire. Appalling because So why reccommend this book' the world has failed him this is However, this is hardly the stuff nascent desires for men.Ten of the painful detail that is relayed Indeed, it Is disturbing and not for unimportant, as God still loves him of The Guineas Book of Records, and years later Brian is living with over to the reader.The concept of the Faint-hearted. But It faces Issues truly and coriapletely.This gives him quite frankly it shouldn't even try his mother, obsessed with False Memory Syndrome is widely head-on chat many people or writers the hope and happiness to wait and to be because It is far too UFOs, conspiracies and seeking known now, but Heim Inverts it and would shy away from What. happens contmue. Religion.for Andy and Mei. amusi rig. help to remember his blackouts. mixes in modern fascination with in your formative years has great fills the vacuum vacated by love, but It says on the back that you Neil is now a hustler, making aliens to create a touching if brutal repercussions on an events in your in sharing their faith they combine the should "prepare to be amazed, huge amounts of money by rites of passage novel_ life, and the point needs to be two. A surprising and easy to read fascinated. horrified and hugely renting his body to the closeted The story itself is not a pleasant addressed. especoa .y the idea of novel perfect for the next inevitably entertained". and you defiritely gay community of Hutchinson one: the concept of child abuse forming a sexual :dentity But mean of rainy Sunday will be. all, it is written with a beauty Told in flashback via the eye-view never is. and will never be It is the that is rarely seen nowadays of the maul protagonists, Myszerth Jr tone of the piece that makes it Cathy Atkinson Helen Morrissey Skin takes the reader on an appalling palatable. Palatable because the Phil Hanlon

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A small part to mismanagement of funds. scaling down of his operations from the weekend. much less on a week night. the other from the Harlem Bush Club, sort of cross between Fatboy Slim was undoubtedly a consequence of a lack massive Back2Basics. CO the smaller, more and that to some. a few drinks with (a contemporary Ian night) to Haywire and the man who is predicting the of patronage and was to mark the end of personal nature of his current projects some friends accompanied by a fine (abstract sounds)) and always in a warm end of the world who lives in a Leeds' reign as the clubbing capital of the selection of records is a good night_ atmosphere. Similarly. you could try the cardboard box outside Boots. north. OWEVER, in the bars which are Admittedly, some of the smaller, Underground. which is one of the most Then followed the demise of Hard taking over. the formula is thus: breakbeaty affairs (0.0.P.E, & Monkey pleasant bars in Leeds. It plays host to THE BOO RADLEYS Times and Up yer Ronson, which forced HGo to bar. drink overpriced. Magic CO name a couple) subscribe to some of the big names in jazz. soul, Free Huey survivors to work harder to rejuvenate overrated, ridiculously named foreign this formula. being small. intimate and samba, and other traditional musical the underground scene in Leeds. It lager, fall over to the strains of Ultra friendly. Unfortunately. Samba and Hip styles In addition. they serve good food (Creation) became clear that running a club purely Nate and Gina G.To some.this is the Hop are not everybody's bag, baby! and have a well stocked bar. to make as much money as possible in as pinnacle of their week, but for the Promoters and venue owners should The bars in Leeds are moving in the What will be next? A short a space of time was not a realistic musical snobs among us, this does not realise that because we listens to House right direction, but they still need Marillion vs Trade compilation or the option, and that success depended on quench our thirst.Why can't we drink or Techno. doesn't mean that we get thought and effort on the part of the Boo's releasing a good single? building a hardcore following who would to quality sounds that we are used to fucked every time we listen to it. and promoters and the owners to give a Vaguely saved by the Environmental tell their mates and come back for more hearing in clubs? Why does alcohol mix that it is possible to enjoy the music for longing public what they need. Science remix on the flip. NCE again, the Sundissential and this is generally illustrated by the DJ CLUB HOUSE TOMMY GEE steam roller ploughed into line up, This month was no exception. town for it's monthly dose of For the Sailors Ball, Madders and the Drums of Thunder O madness, sweeping all before them crew had secured the unique talents of (R&S) and giving a swift 'up yours' to any Ian M,Seb Fontaine.Andy Farley. Lisa Sundissential other club that dares to call itself Lashes.They churned out mix after CLUB Big Beat balls from R&S, a the best hard House night in Leeds. stunning mix of funky Hard House, whilst Nick Rafferty provided a more UROPA label more closely associated with To call Sundissential a 'night' is to grossly misinterpret what it is that they Sasha-esque blend of Epic House and House sounds but who have do. If you are going to 'sential, you are Trance, leaving the decks open for Seb All-night dancing, branched out into a more boxy field booked for the day, starting as it does at Fontaine.Andy Farley and Ian M. prancing and glancing two o'clock in the afternoon and Seb was superb. as was first timer By Phil Lindfield finishing at midnight (or a little later, Andy Farley (resident at Sundissential depending on how naughty the Birmingham amongst other things), They were present; all mingling, nobody caring. Everybody was oblivious to everything IN ASSOCIATION WITH management are feeling on the day). It both continued the punchy theme of the really doesn't matter what time you get evening and set. up the wheels of steel but the music there either If you are first in the doors for Ian M. who played out the end with a And so it was over for another four at two, the music is pumping. when you vicious blend of punching House weeks; the time between Sundissentials leave at twelve the music will be even combined with heavy acidTechno drags out to infinity, but they eventually harder and any time in between is a influences to leave the crowd breathless return to give everybody their monthly coshrecords progression from the former to the and heaving fix. If you haven't had yours yet. it is a latter. As usual, the temptation to dress up habit well worth forming. For a change, the music comes first at was too much for some people. and all 35 The headrow Leeds one Uropa for at least one Sunday a month. the usual transvestites and fetishists Nick Weight OF CHARACTER the basement, 2 central road, leeds (near the corn exchange,

JUICA11117 Hugo hamirton H appy and malcontented Modern Ireland? A land of dodgy deals and scathing social comment. PHIL HANLON grills Hugo Hamilton

T could be said that Irish novels yes, there are certain types of musk that I are coming back into vogue would have to leave the pub for - R.E.M's one I after the mysterious of them." But surely its against the law to say disappearance of Roddy Doyle. that You can love or hate them," Hamilton explains in his defence "And I was thrown to Divorcing Jock has been into a film the hate side of things. Its a fact of life you and Patrick McCabe's Breakfast On paint yourself into a corner over music." Pluto is on the Booker shortlist Sad Its just like that thing over Forrest Gump Bastard* is Hugo Hamilton's second a few years ago. It appeared that one half of novel set in Ireland and the sequel the world loved it. the other • they wished THURSDAY to Heodbangers. Gump was dead. Funnily enough. Coyne It continues the comedic journey of thinks exactly that way about the Southern malcontent Pat Coyne across the scapegoat_ Hamilton has more to say about the subject."In Ireland, we have very confined postmodern Irish society, and recounts choices - nationalist or loyalist the tale of a band of illegal Rumanian "Lots of Irish have confined ways of immrgrants,American dollars, wayward thinking Now its the ultimate freedom to sons and fish as torture weapons. Lots of make up our minds over trivial subjects - fish.The basic premis concerns the Forrest Gump or no Forrest Gump, for robbery of money from a local hood by example." Quite Coyne's son, jimmy and and a murder that has repercussions throughout a HROUGHOUT the novel there Is a the community. Hamilton comes from an strong theme on this type of subject: the idea of being Irish, what being Irish Irish-German background and has T student means. Towards the end of the novel. Coyne written three novels set in Germany. It is OW NOT - UM. 1114. goes out at night and builds a Cairn, with experience No code lust turn up. only very recently that he has turned to stones he has to take in his car to another his Irish background, with the character place,A futile task, or a monument to his lost of Coyne at the forefront of them both. Ireland? Coyne is the sort of character that no "Coyne resents that everything has taken matter what nefarious deeds he gets up to on a purpose. and he wants to go back to you have a strong sense of admiration and building stone walls." Ahhh, taking everything pity for him In fact he dominates Sod Bastard back to a more sedate, comfortable pace. ADMISSION "Music I would have to El. B4 I IPM WITH NUS leave the pub for? R.E.M" hal'ids in the air ant h correatcA rc ia 1 dance to such an extent that even his-estranged Talking of which, there Is hardly any mention happy pop wife finds herself thinking in the same way as of the Troubles.only towards the end. And he does. then that is only in coded. almost comedic "Yeah," agrees Hamilton, in a posh hotel messages Was that on purpose - getting away next to the Leeds canal: 'He has an from the 'typical' Irish novel? omnipotent quality.All his Ideological torment "Well, no, they're mentioned quite a lot_ IS out in the open." For example, the bit in the bar where the Indeed he rails against all forms of two German women are getting shouted at rything.especially as, in his view, Ireland is for not being Irish. For not being the same as .. sing its roots and turning on itself. everyone else". "He sees himself as a custodian of Ireland, But doesn't that happen everywhere? ALL YOU patriarch:' explains Hamilt-on."He sees "It's more to do with degrees of Irishness - FAVOURIT use of the whole culture, but obviously he how Irish can you be:' DANCE HITS AN things a bit too far." Just as in the The world that the novel is set in is very acing scene, where Coyne knocks CLUB ANTHEM lbems dark, Its full of criminals doing dodgy deals. everyone over with 'real' Irish dancing. But But at the same time, it is very funny and WITH REGULA you must sympathise with him? "No!" takes the rise out of them GUEST DJ.' Hamilton replies instandy."He's "I like to play around with irony" Irredeemable! Irish people have come a long Hamilton explains."It's my take on Ireland ADMISSION £ way.We're not a race on the edge of and the world in general. I've always been extinction. Ireland is a very pluralist country. aware of contradictlons.That's due to the fact B4 TIP So I feel that this is probably the only time that I was born half German and half Irish, WITH NU that you could write a character like that, and therefore have always been aware of two who is very much stuck in the past. who very cultures.- OPEN lOPPA - 1.30AM much begrudges his era and who resent its Oh and the use of fish as torture 18 °RISS COOL & CASUAL changes. He's a mixture of good and evil." weapons? Definitely.Where most people live and let "We Irish know how to use the resources .Coyne just about hates everything, from of the land7" s ex bank manager. and golf to Riverdance Gotcha rid REM. So come on, then what parts of FOR INFO Sc TICKETS 0113 243 1448 oyne are based on your good self? "Well. Seeker &Warburg (9 99 SLEEPER The original cut-price girl-fronted band, set the precedent for the LAA Sleeper bloke virus.A gob in a skirt

In the wake of founder and chief songwriter I RANBERRIES • Awful awful shrieking Reeves' departure, JAMES MCCARTHY gets the Irish slaphead.

CHOBELLY wherewithal on Sophie's world ub-Smiths wailing and Theprearnble stunning, she's got connections. Rip her to us as the interview progresses. gems, help to polarise our emotions all the econd-hand politics Shreds! "Well, that was about five questions. more, to make us think, empathise and get ith clothes to match. ET'S not beat about But this isn't fair. As (or the hype and the wasn't 4.?" she purrs."You do feel a sense of involved in arguments? When Richey Manic thebush. Straight to gossip, we know enough. Sophie thinks she empowerment the fact that you're up on carved '4 REAL' into his arm, when Brett theissues du jour, because we knows enough: she doesn't get enough. stage and you get to hold people's attention Anderson dropped that one about being a SALAD all know what they are Does she deserve it anyway? for that moment.. I think actors experience 'bisexual who's never had a homosexual Who? Insipid indie Theaudience you see, sound the same thing. I don't think Powder are a experience: when Boy George said he'd a bit like Blondie (yawn). Theinterview good example because nobody thought prefer a cup of tea to sex, god damn Is. nconsequentials. Limp their music was any good" these are all defining moments. Sophie'sL voice reminds some of us of ettuce leaf jumps ship Chrissie Hynde (yawn). Sophie's ERIN appears somewhat ill-at- This is more or less true. But come off it Anyway, now that she's an indie It-girl. is ease throughout our 20 minutes Sophie. don't be so evasive. Powder were Sophie doing the Met bar thing? "I've got the rom MTV, forms band mother, as the whole world and Its mother know, is Janet Ellis of Blue or so.a little too keen to dispute no more shite than a dozen all-male. opportunity to do all that now.l really hate nd everyone ignores Peter in the 80s (yawn,yawn). I( old comparisons with Blondie (and dressed-down Brepop hangers-on (see it. it's so incestuous and superficial!' Better CO make new ones with The Smiths, Octopus, Coast Perfume etc.). but they still Was this a shock? er. Bye bye. Of considerably more interest is the fact that founder member and songwnter Billy bafflingly). Eventually Sophie appears, pausing copped all the grief when the ship went "It's the nature of the beast.A lot of Reeves (thearchitect of theaudience, if you for a second in the doorway to introduce down And why do we think this is Anyway. people who work in the music industry think they're pretty left-field. people who ARBAGE like) recently quit under murky herself (oh, as rf we didn't know) like a what about Sleeper? circumstances after reported crises de seasoned Vaudevillian vamp. She's wearing Bug-eyed, bullied-at- conftance and mysterious allusions to the what appears to be a velvet 70s dressing- chool streak of goth fact that "Billy Reeves is not my real name" gown in shimmery aqua (good) and some But more of this later. distinctly 'retro' trainers (we're not so 'If you're going to become a iss, And bald beerguts- Anyway. October 98 and news of the impressed). She's slimmer and taller than n-legs lining their 'divorce' is out, yet the band still seem to be her publicity shots make her appear. and a less stylised. more'girl-next-door' kind of pockets with the wet in confident., if not boisterous mood. pop star, you might as well Moreover, the media honeymoon would attractive; more AntheaTurner than Jerry reams of intense and appear to be over, since less than glistening Hall "We've done the press, we've done upid schoolboys. reviews have been appearing all over the camp it up a bit.Yes, you shop: it would appear that the band have Blondie ..where were we up to?" Sophie reached that critical intersection between laughs at Kerin's parting quip and parks loathing, credibility and kitsch hair- herself on the chintz_ should act the part' accessones, the no-man's-land (literally) of I may mix metaphors; I shan't mince the female-fronted band with an attitude. words.As the girl in a female-fronted band I Sophie's stunning heart-shaped face is tentatively ask. do you feel empowered or everywhere. begging the irresistible shackled? I mean, everyone is waiting to -Sleeper are slightly different because. she work in jobs like marketing who are actually question "4 it looks like a pop star. walks like hate bands like Powder.. do you feel [Louise] went out of her way to be pretty square.They're standing there [at a pop star and talks like a pop star. who are sometimes as if everyone's waiting to see controversiaLand in the end she tripped parties] like 'aren't we it!' If this is it, that's we to disagree?" your downfall? herself up by saying things that weren't the lost place I want CO be" Well. maybe she was born with it (Or Sophie's eyes widen and she pouts intelligent I think there is a certain amount maybe it's Maybelline?) She's 19, she's sulkily a gesture that will become familiar to of misogyny. yes, because when people say TEAM on. we can't all be pop- 'You're the new Louise Werner' Its like 'Oh stars with famous mums. Some of us look, another girl with opinions; That's a have to work in marketing!Anyway. shame." this knowing scepticism is all very well,5 but in the wider scheme of things.was T'PAU So which is more important to you then, the glamour or the subversiveness? it not a mistake to turn down supporting Ginger. Minger. In gold "You can't set out to say things to rub RobbieWilliams on his tour.grven hot pants. people up the wrong way because then theaudience (ho ha) you could have you'll just do what Louise did and trip reached? yourself up.There's no point being "I don't know if that's necessarily true: MARIA MCKEE AND subversive just for the sake of it And as for she snaps. "Do you know who dd support the glamour thing. I don't separate the Robbie Williams?" LONE JUSTICE aesthetics from the sound.., there should be E rm ,The Montrose Avenue. Of 'Ways to be Wicked' a continuity in it." "And are they suddenly taking the work the James teeom,. infamy. Don't say Well well, fifty answers for my five by storm?" Miaow.'We did questions. I'm not complaining, but is it okay just don't like what he [Robbie) does. I don you've forgotten to. ern. sort of 'have opinions' to a certain know anyone over 14 or under 30 who already? And she wrote extent but, like, not too much so it gets a bit really likes him...the whole thing is, he's the uncool? Because this is what she seems to man. he's the show and they all tome along Feargai Sharkey's 'A be suggesting. Isn't she overlooking one of for the cabaret act We're not that kind of Good Heart'. the best things about real pop; the fact that band" those soundbites, be they gaffes or priceless So young, and so cynical. BLONDIE Monroe on vinyl. Warhol-adopted fucked up trash queen. Snow White's savage city sister.

Billy

THE CARPENTERS Profound and tragic icon singing some of the sweetest, saddest pop songs ever written ('Yesterday Once "I'm realistic. I'm the opposite of cynical. think Robbie Williams and the people at More',' Superstar', those aftershow parties are cynical. They 'We've Only Just talk about music as if it's some kind of product." Begure). Of course music is a product'-And no amount of Sophie's blustering and eyelid- batting can mask the fact that Theaudience ELASTICA are a prime example of this I simply cannot Glamour in the gutter. work out why Sophie ts so tetchy about it. as if she really believes that it all comes from Landaahn lavelies in shared glances or some kind of spiritual faded leather and PVC. union forged carting about at Uncle Bob's. the London hangout of the new indie Vaseline and sex in cars aristocracy. Somebody has to write the and neon narcissism. songs (she certainly doesn't) and he has left Too cool. '1 don't think Billy knows himself- as well as he thinks he does. Luckily it all came to an end while we were still acting out of HOLE concern for him. and not resentment." she adds mysteriously. Re-Vamped Hollywood While she agrees with me that good virago taking on the music is often underpinned by a sense of ambition and longing borne of alienation mainstream on their with more than a passing hint at Billy terms. Reeves), with characteristic insistence she won't admit to any insecunues about continuing without him, Moreover, the 'continuity' of aesthetics and sound she speaks of is hard to envisage in a band so casually assembled from acquaintances and so keen to take her physical appearance as their unifying aesthetic "if you're going to be a pop star you might as well camp it up a bit," she says. "You should act the partyes" When I ask if she feels strange singing someone elses lyrics -especially a man's- she's on the defensive again. if I felt strange I wouldn't have done it In some respects. I felt kind of protected by it." What of Girl Power? Well.when I ask SAINT ETIENNE how she feels about young boys masturbating over pictures of her in their Shiny sixties pick 'n' bedrooms. she tells me its the girls' mix pastiche, but far approval she's really after. "Gels are harder to impress," she laughs. more fabulous than "Well.) am arryway." Sophie would like to be that sounds. a role model for young girls, but she admits she is still a little young for that But being a role model is more than just playing a role. THE PRETENDERS And for the moment at least. she's so Eyeliner princess worried about fluffing her lines, about defending her title as Natural Born Pop star walking punk and that she seems to have forgotten that talking pop and taking sticking your neck out and taking risks Is an Enteral part of getting there.Which is very on everything in unlike being a Blue Peter presenter. between. That's not fair, but then Sophie doesn't let know enough.

JUICE hitchcock 9-10-98 itchcock H angover A Perfect Murder sets the trend to remake Hitchcock's classics. LAUREN PUSHKIN asks why this is the case, whilst ELEANOR MAWREY finds out if it paid of

HAVE no desire to question Saant is currently in the process of around to a crooning Tony Bennett Psycho 2 and Psycho 3 (as they were The Perfect the strength of the auteur remaking Psycho. with nothing more to say to his filmed in colour) he would neither theory, neither do I want to NowVan Saant is a very highly victim except.-You're so money and have minded or tried to stop what is 'Cock' U 'dispute whether or not there is esteemed director and not just you don't even know it' going on now. Our suggestdons such a thing as genius.The because he knows the right people. But perhaps this is because, in all undeniable fact is that but because he is nothing short of HEN again.Vaughan's role in modesty, the man didn't realise his Hitchcock is a genius. talented. For this reason I do not Swingers did show signs of own genius. What's more this genius uses really want to judge the film before encapsulating the whole horror Hollywood is overrun with nothing gratuitous at all. Every last he has even finished it. But let me Ttype genre.When playing a remakes (doesn't anyone have an detail has been carefully placed to just ask one puzzling question. how computer game of ice hockey, he original idea anymore?). Just recently create an overall masterpiece. His on earth can you cast Vince Vaughan, cried out 'Look I made their heads we saw the destruction of Kubrick's work is, without giving too much otherwise known as the sex god in bleed'. Perhaps this violent cry was Loirta. Godzilla, Sabrina. Blues Bothers credit to the man, pure wizardry. Swingers. as the psychotic and what first attracted Van Saant to 2000 and The Saint to name a few. Why then do directors' attempt disturbed Norman Bates? him. Yes, some remakes do manage to to reduce this fine artistry into a big. Instead of Bernard Herrman's Apart from Van Saant's efforts. capture what the former director fat. clumsy. oozing mass of terrifying music lurking behind an there is also word that Rear Window failed to portray, but how can Hollywood shite? equally terrifying Perkins. who feels is to be remade. Hitchcock's anyone attempt to better Not only has Andrew Davis no compassion as he brutally daughter did reveal that she was not Hitchcock? transformed the classic Dial M for murders a helpless Janet Leigh (in at all upset in this sudden rise of Hollywood. stick to making big Murder into lust another predictable. that infamous shower). picture a interest and that although Alfred the booming space films, and let your run of the mill, thriller, but Gus Van suave and slick Vaughan dancing great was disturbed by the making of talented predecessor keep his pride

ERTIGO CREAM tried to Possible Title: grab my neighbour I demonstrate that just yawned and 'Vertigo Vessels. films built to a thanked the new Jimmy Stewart S formula can work and Warner Village for replaced by the without a doubt there having remarkably 'clashing (Sally have been some classic comfy seats. do I have to The one saving write that?) movies created along those lines.This grace of A Perfect Leonardo however is not one of Murder is the short DiCaprio and them. film which is to be Kim Novak by The plot. music, and shown before. Part of Kate Winslet.This shots of a scantily clad Warner Brother's would take a budget of Gwyneth Paltrow are all admirable move to no less than $2.00 million straight out of a build your give shorts a better donated by Cameron.When own thriller catalogue. put chance to be viewed Winslet falls off the church together by a shoddy on the wide screen, tower she can dive into a sea of workman at that.The end The Things We Do For drowning people, better.still a very Love, is a wonderful DiCaprio can get pushed off product being portrayal of the instead, but this time he average. run of the mill film chat could just as easily be lengths some will go shouldn't come back. found from your sofa late to to prove their at night on channel S. undying love. 39 STEPS The loveless marriage Imaginative and far Possible title: 39 between the rich and from cheesy. the Conspiracy influential couple, Steven romantic gestures of theories. and Emily provides the the deluded young lad Mel Gibson background to this leave you worried knows that uninspired storyline and as about Valentine days people are ryd the plot thickens like to come. Shot against after Clinton congealed gravy. infidelity. the backdrop of the because of manipulation and finally Bristol Rave scene, his dealings murders step in to try and the soundtrack and with Monica introduce some cinematography are Lewinsky. He goes excitement. reminiscent of into hiding in the Oval Money really is the main Trainspotting The only Room, but Is faced with the character and controls the regret was that it dilemma 'to inhale or not to actions of everyone ended so inhale' his hatch of concerned except perhaps .11 quickly. Cuban cigars. Emily. She however is THE BIRDS simply too irritating to Possible titie:Walt bother sympathising with. Disney's feathered Where the title comes Murder friends- from provides the biggest eh '1_01- These Birds are mystery of all as the murder s far Thrillers do not have to have deep. 1%.-- friendly birds. from perfect. Clever maybe if it had ICHAEL Douglas plays his well thought out characters or a Tippi Hendron worked but far too complicated to usual suave businessman self, particularly complex or interesting wouldn't need be perfect. Are they trying to be M with his normal competent plot, to be successful The key Iles in to worry here. ironic? I honestly doubt whether capability and Gwyneth Paltrow convincing suspense and good, fast Big Bird is the they are that intelligent. Perhaps it is does do her best with a pretty one action scenes.This is where A Perfect leader and watch there just to give you something to dimensional character and yes boys, Murder truly fails to even entertain. out For the cameo think about during the otherwise she does get her kit off. My heart rate refused to appearances from the dull film. Or maybe a summing up of The tragic thing about this film is accelerate beyond the everyday cast of Pigeon Street. the disservice they have paid that it would have taken very little "thud, thud", I was not on the edge Hitchcock's Dial 'A4' for Murder to make it a damned sight better of my seat nor did I gasp, jump or

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Rachel has double- Manuel introduces his pet Frostrup tests VolkSwa- (7 30orrs.23..n 6.45 Conference Talk 98 Jim out of the way tor the booked herself, so she hamster gen's iconic Kamiann Ghia. 7.30 How To Make A Movie. evening, Liz and Michael asks Ross to do her a 8.30 The Making Of Fort Ritzy 8.30 Only Fools And Horses. This programme hits me enjoy an intimate moment. favour and accompany her Boyard. Drove Del flirts with the antique Behind the scenes Party oriel lir/. ovine Neu marketing and publicity trail 8.00 Noah's Ark Drama series boss's niece Emily to the at Channel Five's adven- business, to the consterna- E4, E3 nv,1117.-r-: with two very different pro- about a family run country opera. ture game show. I Opm-Ian. tion of Rodney and ductions veterinary practice. The cri- 9.30 Spin City, Grandad. Mike needs to 9.00 FILM: Moment Of Truth: 8.00 Country Tracks. Offbeat sis for the practice deep- find just the right trick to Club Uropa 9.00 News: Weather Cull Rescue (1994). 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Jazz-Hop Break,nie when he Is called in to the man and his garden as 9.00 Des O'Connor Tonight bribe the judges with gilts 10.55 Roy And HG'S Planet Nor- Funk ES. Opm 3arn investigate the suspicious told by close colleagues, Des introduces top enter- 10.30 Eurotrash See Resod or the Day wich. Aussie partnership death of the artist's agent. friends and family tainers. from established 11.05 Celebrity Death Match Roy Steven and HG Nelson Underground 10.25 The Nation's Favourite 9.00 Game On. Mandy's wed- stars to talented newcom- 11.35 TFI Friday present another madcap The Cooker Comic Poem. Grill Rhys ding day dawns. ers, in an hour of music, 12.35 Jo Whiley hour of sporting banter. (14g beat night with DJ's Go & EZ Jones presents a pro- 9.30 Never Mind The Buz- chat and humour. 1.15 FILM: Necronomicon celebrity interviews and CG, ES coot 10pm- 2am gramme of poetry to mark zcocks. Comedy pop quiz, 10.00 News At Ten (1993). Horror film in which irreverent insights Modemo Cale Bar National Poetry Day. chaired by Mark Lamers 10.30 Calendar News tarnous horror writer. H P 11.50 FILM: Shades Of Gray SOfirroes Drum 'n Bass. Free entry. 10.50 Lily Savage Show 10.00 The Creatives. Sitcom set 10.40 True Terror. A look at the Lovecratt. played by Jef- (1994). Tense thriller about 11.20 Undercover Heart. Lois among the movers and after effects of the massive frey Combs. visits an Old an artist who moves out of and Mall's struggle shakers of the advertising bomb blast that ripped library to see a story book, the city to rebuild her life GIGS between loyalty and desire industry through the American entitled Necronomicon, after a traumatic encounter Ductless enrol* Josephs Well becomes ever more 10.30 Newsnight embassy in Nairobi in Book of the Dead. with a serial killer Stamng Ronson Purua 8. Binge Chru & Spy intense as they continue 11,15 Rock Family Trees. This August 3.00 FILM: Heart Of Justice Kitty Burnsr programme looks at some (1992). LMUSU Kirksudi their search for Tom. 11.40 Baywatch Inventive mystery 1.55 FILM: The Break (1962). of the best bands to come 12.40 God's Gift thriller. starring Eric Stoltz KO Lennon 12.10 FILM: The Creeping Flesh Original British whodunnit (1972). A Victorian scientist out of Manchester over the 1.45 Clubigvlsion as a New York journalist starring Tony Britton. discovers that water causes past 20 years. 2.30 World Football who is plunged into intrigue 3.15 FILM: The Penny Pool the recomposing of tissue 12.10 Comedy Nation 2.55 Seaquest DSV when he investigates the (1937). Vintage British THEATRE on the skeleton of a Nean- 12.40 Cafe 21 3.50 Trisha shooting of best-selling comedy starring Doggie W Yorks CivicTheatre derthal man. Starring Peter 1.10 Later With Jools Holland 4.35 Cybernet author Dennis Hopper. 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I COULDN'T be bothered legends. and includes loads of to write this flavour of the Who can honestly say celebrity nostalgia, as well day so here's one I made they never tried to make as a programme compiling CLUBS earlier. one of those Mothers' Day the many comedy sketches Mint If ever a programme Mous gifts out of a toilet roll, inspired by the programme. Blue Peter Oft Ralph S Ones ilohayd L10. CB entered the national psyche sticky back plastic and Plus there's also a pro- members_ lOpmalam it has to be Blue Peter. John crepe paper? gramme looking at some of Night ThinkTank Noakes, Peter Duncan, This theme night is to the memories they'd rather Reassert Simon Groom,Valerie Sin- celebrate the 40th Birthday be forgetting. And, yes, it flesidenn Cad Bedford & Wayne -1w I.6,n NUS 1,0pm.lam gleton - these people are all of Biddy Baxter's little baby includes that elephant. BBCI Coaxes Club Uropa B B -1 See Glam nIght for ore, 20s /7.LS munbera 10prn-tarn ONE LMUSU Saturday f`flel 7.00 The Munsters 7.25 News l . 902 clashes and dance 6.35 FILM: 1_,t L . A L 6.00 GMTV 9.25 SM:TV Live 5.30 Terrytoons 5,35 Stunt Dawgs 6.00 Dappiedown Farm 6.30 Weather 7.30 Noddy 7.40 C Bear 12 50 NUS,14 SO zuett (1948) 8.00 Weekend 24 9.00 Big 11.30 Count Down UK 12.30 6.00 Sesame Street 7.00 Adven. Havakazoo 7.00 5 News And And Jamal 8.05 Hero Turtles: The Talk 9.30 0 Asia 10.00 Cafe 21 Dinosaurs 1.00 On The Ball 1.30 tures Of Sonic The Hedgehog Sport 7.30 Milkshake! 7,35 Ritzy Next Mutation 8.30 The New 10.30 Network East 11.20 See ITN News 1.35 Calendar News 7.3013111And Ted's Excellent Wenzel's House 8.00 Lassie 8.30 Cam/ at these Adventures Of Superman 9.15 Hear! 12.05 Spain inside Out Conine/Taal dance utt party minir 1.40 The Melting Di Elizabeth 1 Adventures 8.00 Transworld Wishone 9.00 The Enid Blyton 1.5.L4 04 11_30pm Members [3 84 Live And Kicking 12.10 News: 12,35 Noble Thoughts 12.45 2.10 Airwoll 3.10 FILM. Hanover Sport 9.00 The Morning Line Secret Series 9.35 The Incredible I I 38Feri . Minn-230am Weather 12.15 Grandstand 5.15 FILM Saboteur (1942) 2.30 Street (1979) 5.05 Calendar 10.00 Gazzetta Football Italia. Hulk 10.30 Loggerheads 11.00 Elbow Room News 525 Regional News 5.30 Wildlife On Two 3.00 The Virgin- News 5.10 Scoreline 5.25 ITN 11.00 Rawhide 12.00 Sign On ' The Pepsi Chart 11.30 Singled Alio 'Alto' D.11 fie-S Ian 4.15 The Corrs In Concert News 12.35 The Monkees 1.05 Travel- Out 12.00 The Man 1.50 5 New=. Sa rlul i"ise 'Oh lea Wale. S Tim 6.00 Children In Need 1998. 5.15 TOTP 2 5.40 Gladiators. UlrikaJens- og Trek 1.25 FILM The Desert 2.00 Blast 2.30 Sportseeek On i pin-4 mn Terry Wogan and Gaby 6.00 Blue Peter Night - Hello sari and Jeremy Guscou Fox (1951) 3.05 Channel 4 Rac- 3.30 Sunset Beach 5.55 5 News %stet return to launch the Again! Aftendark Club Valerie John and return with more muscular ing From York 6.00 Hercules: The Legendary (Me 1098 Children in Need Peter reunite to present an mayhem 5.00 Brookside Omnibus Journeys 1.34.7 Techno appeal evening of programmes 6.40 You've Been Framed! Jacqui is nervously exerted 6.55 Night Fever 110 ilpni.2:rm 6.05 Jim Davidson's Genera- devoted to Blue Peter See Tonight's show Induces as she makes a final dem- 7.45 5 News And Sport Liquid tion Game. Popular Pa your of the Day ladies struggling to laslen sian about Harry aria gels_ 8.05 Xena:'Warrlor Princess. veal iunksto gatneshow that pits teams 6.05 Carry On Blue Peter Fol- User leotards. Lhance to say goodbye Atter the fierce tamale war- Funk soul and rare pace at family members against lowed by Battle Of The 7.10 The Moment Of Truth. 6.25 Right To Reply. Roger nor Callisto uses her awe- t7.f,re 13.1 1 Or.ot each other. Decades High stakes garneshow Belton airs viewers opal- some strength to escape Planet Earth 7.05 Lenny Goes To Town. 6.25 It's A Dog's Lite. A profile with host Cilia Black. ions or last week's televi- from prison, she vows to aaw,lay f.4144 Lenny Henry takes his of the canine stars of Blue 8.10 Family Fortunes. Family sion programmes. punish Xena for the aeam 701 draccs L4. free 8410pm 9arn-2_30um unique brand of humour to Peter. Followed by Battle quiz show hosted by Les 6.40 Liberty!: The American of her family. Malestyk Dundee. Ot The Decades independence. As 9.00 FILM: Abduction Of inno- Dennis. War Of St-nflfr Mclectrk 7.45 The National Lottery 7.00 News: Sport: Weather 8.40 ITN News all of Europe awaits the cence (1996). Emotional House & club anthems_ 20.• earners Draw. Hosted by West End 7.15 Chris Patten's East And 8.55 Police. Camera. Action! outcome of the war. France drama in which the pretty members Cl B4 I 1 prniS Our 10pin. len superstar Elaine Paige. West. Chris Pattern exam- Alastair Stewart invites is particularly Interested teenage daughter of a pow- 8.05 Casualty. Sean discovers ines China's efforts to mod• viewers to take a front seat that her old feral, the erful businessmen rebels Town and Country Club a hard truth about over- erruse its economy. with police traffic farces British. be defeated. With against his high expecta- Sorted fee Saturday confidence And Max strug- 7.55 What The Papers Say throughout the country. this in mind, Benjamin tions and starts dating a Chart. dance a Ride Lis. IS members loam-7303e gles to keep a dark secret. 8.05 The Cold Was This pro- 9.25 London's Burning. Sally Franklin is dispatched to boy he hates. Starring Dirk 8.55 Airport. Pressmen Steve gramme traces the battle struggles with her feelings Versailles in 1776 to Benedict and Katie Wright The Warehouse and Russell find them- over the future of Berlin. for Joe, while Dan is furi- request support. 10.40 FILM: Thief (1981). Violent }peed Quern selves playing cat and 8.55 Blue Peter Night - Water- ous with Pearce 7 40 Football Italia: Italy v crime drama about a pro- High energy mold psbirraght night C10.18 members lOpm-4arn mouse with the Spice Girls. shed Ahoy. Two more 10.25 The Big Match. Highlights Switzerland. The count- fessional thief who ultimate- 9.25 The X Files, Mulder and hours of comedy, gossip of England's first home down to Euro 2000 has ly wants to sole down and Fruit Cupboard Scully are called in to and scandal Euro 2000 qualifier. begun already. Channel 4 raise a family. Starring Sugar Dadir i investigate the mysterious 9.00 Spoof Peter. Classic com- against Bulgaria at Wemb- brings exclusive live cover- James Belushi and James Soul & funk CI 0. Cl to Cafe lent/Ion disappearance of several edy sketches which have ley. age of tonight's game Caan customers 134 10.30pm, 10 30pm-2am people in Florida used Blue Peter as their 11.30 FILM: Mr Jones (1994). involving the glamour boys 1.00 FILM: In Love And War Cockpit 10.10 News: Weather theme Psychological drama of European toolball. Italy. (1987). Graphic drama trac- The Gamie 10.30 FILM: National Lam- 9.20 BP Confidential. Docu- about a manic-depressive 10.00 FILM: Don't Look Now ing the lives of a husband 3 rooms or mete & alternanye sounds poons Loaded Weapon 1 mentary charting the evolu- who begins a romance (1973). Chiller about a cou- and wife in the US military LS, (4 Adv I I pm-3an1 (1993). Fast-paced spool tion of Blue Peter with his psychiatrist. Mr ple mourning the death of While her husband lan- La Canthsa of the Lethal Weapon 10.15 A Right Royal Reunion. Jones sutlers outbursts of their daughter in a quiet guishes in a Hanoi prison Hot Hale tarn Dance_ Bprn 12 series, which also parodies The Princess Royal and bizarre behaviour - from resort in Venice. Starring as a Vietnam POW for scenes from Basic Instinct, Valerie Singleton look back giving away his money to Donald Sutherland and eight years, Sybil Stockdale Modern Cafe Bar The Silence 01 The Lambs to 1971, when Blue Peter strangers. to flirting with Julie Christie. fights for news. Starring Live tan & Bites free and like-minded thrillers covered the princess's visit death - until he arrives for 12.05 The 11 O'Clock Show Jane Alexander and James West Indian Centro Starring Emilio Estevez to Kenya treatment in a hospital 12.50 FILM: The Day Of The Woods Saftz, Techno. 44 NUS/LS. Spin and Samuel L Jackson. 10.30 Murder Most Horrid Fol- Starring Richard Gere and Beast (1995). A wildly 2,40 FILM: The Painted Smile 11.45 McCoist And MacAulay. lowed by Battle Of The Lean 011n. enjoyable tale of black (1961). Two small-lime Chat show hosted by Ally Decades Result 1.35 Baywatch Nights comedy and horror. In crooks use their acting abil- GIGS McCoist and Fred 11.05 Never Mind The Buz- 2.25 Box Office America Spanish with English subti- ity and good looks to work Fenton Duchess ofYorir pile °may MacAulay. zcocks 2.50 FILM: Daniel Boone, Trail tles. a confidence trick. but their Bees Woe 12.15 Smith And Jones. Comic 11.35 FILM: King Of The Hill Blazer (1956). The story 2.45 NYPD Blue. Sipowicz and plans are scuppered when josephs Well sketches and characters (1993). Drama starring or the famous frontier Simone investigate the they tall foul of a sinsister Koaolote, & Wood. and the infamous head-to- Jesse Bradford scout and his skirmishes death of a young Asian girl. murderer Starring Liz Fras- heads from Mel Smith and 1.15 FILM: Boy Slaves (1939). with the Redskins. Starring 3 40 NYPD Blue. The squad er. Kenneth Griffith and THEATRE Grill Rhys Jones. Emotional drama starring Ismael Rodriquez. Investigate gang-related Peter Reynolds. W'Yorlei Civic Theatre 12.45 Clive Anderson All Talk Anne Shirley. 4.10 Countdown UK nomeides 3.50 Riptide As Saturday As Sauarday 1.20 Top Of The Pops 2.25 Close 5.00 ITV Nightscreen 4 35 Hill Street Blues 4.40 Prisoner. Cell Block H Grand Theatre 1.50 BBC News 24 3.00 BBC Learning Zone 5.30 ITN Morning News 5.30 Hangin' With Mr Cooper, 5.30 Animal House The bar cre4 am*

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Until programme of Yorkshire's presents the latest edition camera show narrated by recently, the Gulf of Califor- Duchess offork first trainee astronaut, of the wildlife magazine. Nell Mornssey, in which 6.30 Scrapheap. This week the nia had changed little. But A,Come & Gybe Foggy knows just the man 5.45 Animal Zone people are caught out - two intrepid teams are there have been changes to take over 5.50 The Natural World. David but gel a chance to explain challenged to design and caused by over fishing in 6.45 Antiques Roadshow. Attenborougn narrates the their reactions after the build a watertight craft the sea. and by the Hugh Scully and the team story of the most remote secrets behind the stunts which will be both manoeu- damming of the Colorado visit Coalville. in Leicester- island on Earth. Kept in the have been revealed. vrable and last. River. shire. Featuring the icy grip of the Antarctic 7.30 Coronation Street. Curly 7.30 Desperately Seeking 9.00 FILM: In The Eyes Of A serendipitous purchase of continent, the island pro- is let oft the hook ater a Something. This week. Stranger (1992). Travelling a box of bric-a-brac that vides a home for huge con- search of Anne's house. Pete McCarthy's spiritual in the subway one night a Planning an contained a Tiffany vase. centrations of wildlife. And Des has a question quest takes him to meet woman is caught in the 7.30 Wildlife On One. A profile 6.45 Star Trek: Voyager. A per- for Natalie. the Aborigines. crossfire between two gun- event? of a family of meerkats, the sonality enhancement pro- 8.00 Heartbeat. Emotions run 8.00 The Clintons. As the fate men, one of whom is killed. mongoose native of South cedure makes the Doctor high as police investigate of Bill Clinton's Presidency Before ne dies he tells her Afnca who starred in an into a cruel character. the kidpnap of a baby And hangs in the balance, this the secret location of the Want to get earlier Wildlife On One fea- 7.30 The Money Programme Greengrass turns to inex- major new series tells the proceeds from a payroll ture. Meerkats United. 8.00 Absolute Truth. Series perienced hands to help inside story of the extraor- robbery. Her transition from 8.00 Ballyldesangel. Bryan's relating the inside story of him concrete a drive dinary political partnership hapless victim to potential it in the dreams of the perfect golf the Church as it stands on 9.00 Reckless. A climax to the that underpinned Clinton's criminal becomes compli- course get an unexpected the verge of the third Chris- drama series about a tem- meteoric rise to power cated when she seduces boost. 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I blink. 11Th Ono naiggin, how self-ermscions it has become. considered rather pretentious. will have finished it 11111. and the Seeing Tracy Emins tent with 'Everyone ■011t survey shows that whilst these is ubiquitous Damien [tiro. whose work I've ever slept With' inside truly he fun. an interest. generally people are Ma. designed tee create, tallier than sate. a but ultimately no different from any apathetic toss ant.. It. This apathy 111/1/ Imager for such at1 (Tani ill!daila11.111i, teenagers bedroom. pay hc es en the derive Irons lady of information. II is the es et ehatiging cyclic 111991re 01 artists are bored or originality ram, No er Shwa limes of the art that make, it seem unobtainable and The fear in art comes not in the lack idea of a great time either. Last month the opening night of Metropolitan art gallery states that. -the full of bullshit. 01 comprehension but that by realising it Luckily in Leeds being an exhibition by a student artist information is as uitable bur the interest The media is also to blame. Ii has as .1 ro'leretion or our society. we are all interested in art doesn't have to attracted over a hundred people ' has iii he Mete in the first place,- The replaced art as a Means of destiny:kJ to he swimming in a ebonite- mean dragging yourself round Just one coffee crawl around quest 1cRI1 is %Atli do people feel '■€) communicatton; using art as a pule form plated troogh 111 fornialklehyde, galleries. It can mean something central Leeds and you could be a alienated Irian if" 41f entertainment causer than The my Or that art is aiss)1/11iieal.11.■ has much more social. connoisseur of the latest local Perhaps it is because at is too much communieatian makes it is 4, lot more long gone. but to parallel 091. lives Ur sa Many bars in Leeds exhibit talent. And you would be a of .1111010 is orld to provoke unammous itarospec Lis e decay ing mavpit 11110.(ed y, HS i ant the work of local artists on their connoisseur. i:ims.011. The priiblem is that it is a s icon, This in turn creates elitism for something worth fining in a callers for. walls. Oporto, Norman. Bar Its easy to think that you're In its own karetnstance, 11 often relies somethine which uhiihatel!. is s ,lriahlc It's pretty ohs ious Where onyx North and the Arts Bar all allow not qualified to talk about art. MI its obscurity. thus excludes the ay:sibyl tee People quest tutted also stated people escaped in d11. 11 sed.ln!* that artists to show their work for free But you don't have to be an innocent bystander a ho wishes to merely their piety:wiles: for the calk olil or people are rioa wanting from expert on Picasso's blue period to enjoy. theatre. nu. iti heCilliPte they arc a lot art itself . be able to discuss it If your friend cuts out bits of flyers, slicks them on his wall A-Z OF ART IN LEEDS and makes the most horrendous • Armley Mills Industrial Museum. Canal Road decoration you've ever seen, then 263 7861 rt doesn't that was art and and you've just 26 Sept - 20 Feb Galleries made a. probably rather accurate. • Leeds City Art Gallery, The Headrow, 1.eeds 'Boomtown' artistic judgement. 47,K241 An exploration of the ,growth of Leeds and the life of its people. Art's everywhere in Leeds. Henry Moore Institute, 74 The Headrow, Leeds d galleries Not just in galleries. but also in • The cafes. on street corners, even in 234 315S Cafes your friends' bedrooms. And you • WU Gallery • Moderno Cafe Bar, 163 Lower Briggate don't need to cut off your right 25 Sept • 31 Oct - 'Fold ' by Alison Watt 'Seven Doll' ot Tunisia' hi Elizabeth Neylan. ear In have something worth "dimity inspired by 'lie erotic female nude, 4 19th Century" and change their exhibitions saying about it. • 14.11• Gallery • Bar North, New Briggate regularly. Become a part of the action. 7 Oct - ao Noe - 'Colette Deble' 'laste' by Jaw John Gyingell. owner of Bar In many ways its the perfect "aiming to recapture the diverse representations of women from North, New Briggate said. student pastime, Its free, takes pre-history to the present day- • .4rts Bar, Call Lane 'We're not pretentious or place in nice warm centrally Featured artist. Jonathan hoggatt caelusive. We're wilting to heated buildings and you can • Brahm Gallery, 9A Alma Road display the work of any artist have a eotfce and a fag as you 10 Oct-10 Nov who approaches us and we take it all in • 'Some Like it Hot' hr Murat (Maxim and lames Nash • Oporto. Call lime change the display every month. Portraits of New Nor* drag queens Featured artist; bail' Horvath

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39 AW.• ...fir • • ...... ,ommdomm. ell••• •••••••rdwrwrow.0 Iewall• 16 OUTLOOK Leeds Student, Friday October 9 1998 I ce storm ahead With one final flouncing wi: !le, she launched herself into the water hollywood bowl guaranteed good times

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FTER a week of 'ambience franca's.' Yes, even downright some of the waiters are orgasmic over- French, how cool is that A Pin her and Piano is an indulgence. your battered senses should now have established and successful example of the new style of returned to a relative pub springing up and around degree of normality. Time the UK. The idea is to get to move onto the cutting away from the smoky, dark edge of culture. atmosphere of the well-loved Here's your answer, British boozer. Pin-her is Assembly Street, as you have more open-plan than prohably heard ad nauseaum. traditional pubs, which creates is a hip place to he. So hip, in a great ambience when busy, fact, that Tam Palmer- though you may feel like a hit i• Tomkinson declared in her of a bill \ Iwo it 's quiet. --r..... Social Diary, "I was surprised ORE1 ;0 your meekly to discover that Leeds is just LSI I .1;.1) under the jaunt to Safeway's in like London, but a hit railway arches is the Ffavour of the hustle and smaller.- High praise indeed' N compact but bustle of Kirkgate market. Five years ag.o. Assembly e seceding!) hip Fudge CO- Sit tutted MIN tear Lane, near Street was a mess of derelict With resident Di. a good. the ('nett Exchange. the gulls buildings. However. after a selection of coffee and it laid arc iii eellroaine with fresh number of shrewd investors hack Soho reel to it. it is th, fruit and s meltable... a here cottoned onto its potential. place to he if you fancy your pound lir toniatras are a Assembly Street k last sornethmg slightly less - snip at the price situ pa) In becoming the place to be. It on Friday or Saturday iii in. 1hr average supermarket. has quality restaurants. loud Asseinhly Street is chts:-a- A aide s anely of yegpiies and inviting bars and chilled Mac on weekend nights, and a are on otTer. from your traditional crailifiriwers and peas. to aubergines rind mange- tout. Normally The open plan Pitcher creates a great mailable at around KOp, laree mangoes are being sold at 4tIp. ambience when busy, though you may Jaffa oranges and roy al gala apples are being flogged for feel like a bit of a billy when it's quiet next to nothing Marvel at the speed with which the stall holders add up your goodies. or take the initiative by hand out cues scat at Fudge is highly prtted, picking the best of the bunch. Cali Rouge, rapidly whether you just want to chill a It you can brave the "eau expanding 'concept with friends, recover from the de poison". there are rows restaurant (three guesses as to ' night before or simply soak up upon rows of fresh fish. meats what the concept is) the surroundings. effortlessly encapsulates the bats are open milli - A club is planned for the and delectables from every welcomes you as you make The latest addition to vibe around the Exchange carnage! Leeds is definitely unoccupied space between corner of the globe. Not only your way around the side of Assembly Street's oeuvre may Quarter. This huge red-brick on the make and Assembly Pitcher and Piano and Cali; can you find good old British the Corn Exchange. It serves well become its defining fronted building packs a cafe. Street is leading the way. Get Rouge. As yet. details are beef or Grimsby cod, but there good quality French cuisine in venue. Townhouse is an relaxing bar, cocktail 'Lounge in there now, this is the shape vague. but this could well be are a number of counters a surprisingly untacky independent venture which Bar' and a Rostee Grill_ The of things to come. the icing on the cake. selling authentic Jamaican and Asian dried and fresh foods. And as the stalls arc clustered together, the market traders are continually competing with one another to come up with the best bargain. which guarantees low, tow prices and ake the most friendly service. Forget those miserable faces and endless queues at the check- out, There are bargains galore: three packets of Jaffa cakes for of your toast a pound was one of my personal favourites. So, it you have a bit of time to spare, rake HE most essential item goes on the outside... 4. Finely chop mushrooms. a trip down to the wonderful in any student kitchen is 2. Spread tomato puree on one courgettes and peppers. world of the markets where a toastle-maker. If you side of bread (remember not the 5. Add sliced cheese, T you'll stumble across a hasen't got one yet, it'll he the buttered side!) 6. Cook as before. colourful feast of inexpensive hest termer you'll spend this 3. Sprinkle on some dried ingredients. But don't forget to sear. Whether this heas en herbs: oregano and basil are Cheesy beans take a couple of carrier bags sent machine satisfies your particularly nice. _ As above. with you, as inevitably you 4. Grill some bacon, slice some 2. Chap up ham and slice evening munchies, or provides will come hack with more than cheese (cheddar melts best), and cheese. your staple diet land for some you bargained tor' of us, cheese addiction is no finish with some freshly ground 3. Pour on a spoonful of beans (it tastes great. honest!) joke), here are a fen black pepper. Kirireure Market is open variations to tantalise your 5. Wack your ,semis: into the 4. Cook as before. but he weekly. even. day e.u.,711 earefill not to burn your mouth taste buds. preheated toaster. butter sides WedneAdav(ard Sunda, out. on the beans Toastie lkluxe I. Butter t%k o slices of bread. so Vegetable Toasty Jude Wayte Veronica Blake I here's the tricky hit - the butter I -J. As above. CUT OUT AND KEEP 18 OUTLOOK Leeds Student, Friday October 9 1998 Thin there and Ever looked at a magazine and wished you looked like 'her'? The hailed as a new supermodel but the fashion mainstream still RACHEL WOODHEAD and LUCY MACKILLIGIN are stuck in the

ESS than a year ago. average girl on the street looked at models day in day out would. Did less right to fail than anyone else. hundreds of column inches Dahl they could see what the anyone really believe her Most frighteningly, most of these ITS NOT often 14K1 can go to a foreign city L vivre written heralding the clothes might actually look like on confession that she loved her women if we were to meet them in and sit there with the locals complaining at new super-model and the new' them. instead of the idealised curves" real life, would look perfectly the ridiculous numbers -and habits - of super-shape. Sophie Dahl had picture that is given to by the Dahl is not the only one who normal, They are not the fat tourists. everything that the other models designer when he puts Jodie Kidd feels this w ay. Oprah Winfrey, an monsters they are made out to be, But living in Paris thmughout September has pro- had. She was beautiful, she had a into a dress. Surely any real apparently sane woman, has but probably thinner than most of vided me with the perfect opportunity to sneer cyni- great body and she looked women with a modicum of decided it would be a good idea to us. We must remember that the cally at the loud Amencans loitering round the Musee amazing in clothes. But I unlike intelligence would know that lose 20 pounds in order to appear camera adds ten pounds. So why d'OrNey with intent to eat hot dogs and the Brits who mans of the other models i, she wearing the same dress would not on the cover of American Vogue. does Sophie Dahl have acceptable flock pathetically to the flame-like monument that looked even transform them into a six-foot tall Instead of an image of the curves, when many other women has been adopted as a "shrine" to Princess Diana. hater out of size eight amazon. We leave those intelligent personality who is so do not? Is it because she seemed Having the misfortune to amve exactly a year them. idiotic ideas to the Edina's of this respected around the world. the proud of her fantastic figure? It after Henn Paul's altercation with the underpass by When world. picture makes her look more like a seems we can accept larger women the Pont de I' Alma. we got the whole story stuffed the Sophie Dahl allowed women to small town beauty queen in a if they can accept themselves. But down our throats over and over again by every TV dream. She gave some sense, and Ralph Lauren dress: she loses the now that Dahl has been seen as channel. radio station and pnnted publication. some shape to many oldie alien character and dignity that makes unhappy with her weight, we will On 31 August, the date which is supposedly and ridiculous clothes paraded her the legend she is. never forgive her. She can never etched in our memories. there were ugly scenes as down today's catwalks, Okay, she return to the place she had in our members of the Internatitmal Diana Institute Of was infinitely more beautiful than ATE Winslet lost a affections. She has given the larger Tourists (IDIOTS for shorn jostled for position with other mere mortals, but her significant amount of figure a bad name by showing her crews from the Press. Radio and Television (PRATS ) generous curves added a touch of K weight for the film Titanic. distaste at herself. who parked their huge catilette vans on the banks of the sublime to the ridiculous. All it did was make her head look It is a fact that beautiful girls the Seine. When she was first introduced far too big for her body. Now she look fantastic whether they are a The monument next to the Pont de I' Alma. which through the media, we began to has returned to a more normal (and size eight or a size eighteen. Mitt has nothing to do with Diana. has been defaced by believe that the day of the larger comfortable looking) site, and has Tyler. the stunning younger sister hundreds of people with marker pens and not much model had really arrived. A nation been subjected to ridicule in the of Liv is now making a fortune as of young women breathed out press. Will the same happen to an out-size model, and is finally and ate lunch for the first time Dahl or Winfrey? Will they be able happy after years of battling with since Kate Moss appeared on to sustain their weight kiss? The her weight. She is still beautiful. The French think the the scene. But unfortunately pressure of the media is upon no matter what her size. I am by it was not to he. Dahl was them, and if they were to put even no means advocating unhealthy alone in her voluptuousness. a pound hack on it would he obesity, but am suggesting that the entire British And now I read with interest noticed. Even if it looks better, it majority of women have a weight that she has embarked on a will still be criticised. Weight loss and size which is a good deal diet and exercise regime is about control, a level of larger than that of the model. and population are that has resulted in her willpower that most people don't if they were to see a larger model slimming down to a more have. In order to starve oneself looking great in a skin tight i.lteSS obsessed with Diana acceptable size twelve thin there either has to be a high they would probably be more anti she has no intention to level of willpower, which is of easily persuaded to buy it than if stop at that the gorgeous course helped by having pots. of they saw it on Kate Moss. So more to do with their lives than scrawl "Diana we Sophie has succumbed to cash to spend on personal trainers would the real Sophie Dahl please love you' on every available surface. Sad, isn't n? the pressure, just as anyone and dieticians. stand tip. Prove to us that you can They're supposed to he moving Jim Morrison's- surrounded by stick thin It appears that celebrities have have your cake and eat it! grave out of Pans because the pctople who vtsit his shrine are mindless inderviduals intent on vandalising the surrounding. area - no similarities there then. Apparently some quick-wined Parisian has set up Why does Sophie Dahl have acceptable curves when a guided tour, for those stupid enough to pay a hugely inflated amount of money, to travel in a fortified black Mercedes from the Ritz Hotel. into the under- many other women do not? Is it because she seemed pass at Alum and then on to the Pitie-Salpetriere t los- pital. the establishment where Diana Itkas poinounced dead. proud of her fantastic figure? It seems we can To think peOple pit on this trip because they hon- estly believe that they loved Diana - they think she accept larger women if they can accept themselves was their 'Fiend and that this is a gesture of respect. Wimt ieser said that Mad Frankie I-rasers's tour the K raus' ttlti haunts in Batt V. as in but taste" May be lavis.,yrneal. but the "'runt h people at w.'rk are surprised that the st hole thing leaves me cold CURVY OR RAKISH? - TAKE YOUR PICK "You're British.- they say. 311 loved Diana... Well 1 fuse fish and chips but I wouldn't go io Harry Runs en's lust to senhble "We w ill never forget you. There are so Haddock" on the walls of the temautani. It's not that I We like women it's hardly surprising the French think the entire don't like Sophie with a bit of many larger, British population are obsessed by Diana when all the Bahl because of curve, prettier girls media presents them w all is the exaegerated display of misplaced grist and hysteria that engulfed our her fuller figure, something to than Sophie country after her death_ I just don't think get hold of. Kate Dahl. It's nice to And the thousands who are coming to Paris to she has a pretty Moss is a hit of see bigger "pay their respects- are simply renthweing that view. face. But a waif, I prefer models, it Chris - definitely don't them in makes you feel Nick Pearson & Andy Brennan Gina Hughes & Shona Martin more normal. Chris is a French and German mildew ar Leeds James Everitt like a 7 stone between. 3rd year Landscape Architecture & 3rd year Classsical Civilisation & Unit.ersiry who is nysrking in Paris fora rear 3rd year History waif. 4th year Combustion & Energ 3rd year Maths with Management Leeds Student, Friday October 9 1998 OUTLOOK 19 Don't believe the hype

HE third way Is currently N NICHOLAS GREENHALGH think-tanks such as Nexus. It's a nice taking on mystical plan to live, but untirtunaiely most done fat Tproportions as the hottest of us draft.The third way is the topic in political circles. Vet !agile capitalism.- At that time there was a fruition of imaginary polities played observers remain unimpressed. seemingly unbeatable team out in the nooks and cmnnies of We survived Thatcherism, ignined comprised of Tony Blair and his gum. Majorism and then we mated the Will Button. The bible for that The thud way stands for the voluptuous Sophie Dahl has been pmtnised land, Blairism. Or perhaps movement was The Shoe lootitent, it's flexibility makes it the nut. Our political raa lacks both a with its siston of a sting, sharing ribber hand r.l political thought. punch> name and the ideas fit hack it society. We were heading (k)1411 What it lacks in principle. it makes up rely heavily on stick-like models. up. The third way is Tttny's response uncharted waters. It was Is ah fur in lust fur power. It is the old to this vai-utint. revolutionary and exciting. Sound status quo with IX.iitt PR_ The basic ideologies took A third way may exist, and let us hundreds of years to develop bin The zest for unchaned water; hive it does. but Labotn's stab in the thick and thin of it Tony has convinced himself that lie's remains. this time with AlltiVnIN dark at itilellectualistil isn't it. The found his second in three years. Gititlens a, Petiftild toTorry's best way toteat wall this latest wave Considering the Labour parties Daagermonse. The Third Way is the f Iii well inspired vox abulacy is to disregard tar itS 1 ■wti history. ultimate culmination of the hi?...irre not rise It a wcond thought. V.Ipicii1111 Is -NS :11T.31110.1. alternative winixt that 'Tony Blair Laughter...is always, Mimi to. the most 1 i I til we had --stakeliolder app:ars to inhabits. Tony's a orld Is etiectice I one 4'4 locus ci0ulx, ptn turn 1 tonal

HY does the fashion industry and thin. At photo shoots and lashion use such skinny models when shows there is always an abundance of Wthe weight issue is still such a gourmet cuisine which is combined problem? Although the furore over with the usual crap scoffed by skinny models is certainly justified teenagers. It is true that huge number there are sound reasons why of models smoke. many to stop designers n ant to use slim models. themselses over-eating but the dy First of all. there is the simple fact agencies do not tolerate anorexia - It .1 that clothes do look better on skinny. model is starving herself she is sent women. Compare fur example a away because they cannot afford had high necked tight top on a woman of publicity. Moreover the hugely AA bust and one of DD. of course competitive nature of the industry there are the exceptional garments means that it is never short of models. where a bit of hip is required but a so the agencies don't need to hire tall slim build does wonders for models w ho have to really try to he clothing. And I'm sure you've all had thin. friends 'who look good in anything.' Of course the pressure is on to he Most of society aspires to look like a supermodel, so subconsciously they wish to wear the clothes they are advertising

We all know that just about slim, even though the wail' look has everyone wants to he slimmer, to be gone. but this pressure comes from the perpetually twig-like so I hat we may designers who are well known to tut tut gobble seven chocolate cakes and still about an inch or two excess here and he able to wear a bikini with pride. But there The haute couture fashion such a size is not attainable fur 99'4. of industry only hires the skinniest the population, as genetics has decreed models simply because they market the otherwise. Models hare exceptional clothes better: it's a size people feel is figures and that is all part of the subtle impossible to achieve. As a result the marketing allure. As most of society public idolise the whole industry, aspires to look like a supermodel, so giving that distant. unattainable feel subconsciously they wish to wear the which keeps the market elitist. cis a clothes they are advertising. vicious world. and one that's unlikely Moreover models are naturally tall to change.

43 20 OUTLOOK Leeds Student, Friday October 9 1998 ON YER Training to be BIKE Your fortnightly a graduate guide to careers events in Leeds Application forms at the ready, the great recruitment race Monday October 12 5.30pin - University House Employer presentation: NI-IS has begun. ZOE FELLER tries to scheme her way to a new job 6.30pm - Marriott Hotel Employer presentation: Ernst & Young VS panic time for all those finalists hoping to get a plate on 6.00pm - Moot Coun Room - law department Ia graduate trainee scheme for Called it' the Bar next year. You've seen them rushing A group of harristets will discuss training and work in and out of the careers service law mule:try onlv with their Prospects directory. They `se got a pile of application Thesday October 13 forms under their arms and they're 6.34)pril racking their brains for experiences Ileadingle■Pa\ Ilion that prove their leadership qualities. 'Ieseurallon They want a Job and they have to apply now. 12.3(1pni - Careers Service liven though we arc onl!, a couple Employer picsentation;RAF 01 weeks into the new academic year. deadlines are already appomehmg tor 5_3(lpin - 1 T2.; graduate trainee sehemes. The svhernes are des ised hy hie firms It! MIL i' I ..f.0 Its. nth .1 fresh batch or !graduate, (tor Is;.,11,z,i7,,, i,i ;,,,,o,,,, ,,,,,,, ..•,,, ■ 1,1 .1 I 1:1, :1,11:L,11,, I n.,N, ,., , III. h.111I.11 11-.111111'r- .111.1. -,I,C11,11, ■"I 01.,•, tfOtt:If701.tiC.1, , II ¶1, - , alas. 1. I 1 ,!

liVednesa I xi IT 14 4.11.7 IXTH tatudeni Law 101.let:, e■CIA "You should r).1)11pin Senu.r c'oinnion Room Lliiplo■c, mem:0101nm assume this is your tinnett fitly degree all ~~Iph11C only opportunity Thurstlay ()dither 15 5. ;(per - LT19 for the year" .11141cisen Cr 111M.I lti rig hints on successtiil applications STACKING SHELVES: The careers service doing what they do best; inset Leeds graduate Marc Smith those interested in management. they 1.011pm LP, are the pot of gold at the end of the and that tune In 'nouns! skill +ill ret:toc a Lertain amount of basic.. and senior people belore I was tittered Raleigh International in-house training before moving into a the job:" university rainbow. temmwork." department of the hank. From there, One huge lip when facing any Litwin inmental and community projects oyerseas However. Sue Hawksworth careers Mare Smith graduated folio Leeds he will Ratite around several sections interviews is to know sinnething about and in the UK officer at Leeds University. warns they University with a 2:1 in law in June PAP. He took a year off and went of the department in order to get a the firm to whom you are applying. should not be seen as an opportunity Sue Hawksworth from the Careers 1.00-2.00pm - Careers service to find out what you want from a job. travelling. but not before he had taste of what banking involves. Service points out: "Employers are Application proceduits for the bar vocational Employers are expecting applicants to secured his place on a graduate trainee "I have to take the pmfessional always impressed if you've made an course apply to job specific programmes - scheme. banking exams as well. which allows "I applied last October kit Ow me to speak to clients," Marc says. effort to know something about them. personnel. finance, etc - not to use They are unimpressed if you haven't Friday October 16 their schemes as a trial period. starting this year." he explains. "So "All bankers have to take the picked up a crucial piece of Insight day at Ernst & Young It does seem incredibly early to be I've only just started but it's going Securities and Futures Authority Five for any students of any discipline sending off application forms, but as really well so far." exams. After that. I don't know what inlbriunion about them that may have Call 08(X) 28) 208 been advertised on their website or Sue Hawksworth points out. it's now He is working for INC Barings, the will happen." or ever: "They only advertise Mee. It investment bank, and thinks he got in Those thinking of applying to revealed at a presentation they gave at they don't fill their allocation they just in time: "With the world economy banks may also be interested to note university, may advertise later, but competition is being so fragile at the moment, the that banking is still male-dominated. "Also make sure you keep an eye harsh." she says. "You should assume banking world is panicking. I think I There are also a fair number of on events le,afiets and the Careers Leeds University: got in before things got too had, this Oxbridge graduates employed Service website," she continues. www.leeds ac. uk/carears this is your only opportunity for the year" year's graduates are going to have a alongside Marc ut Barings. "Don't miss out." more difficult time. The competition is -The interview process was If you can avoid the queues at the Leeds Metropolitan -They are all looking for the perfect candidate. You should he able going to tie really hard." straightforward. but varied from Careers Service and get your University: Although banking is a specific person to person." says Marc. '"I hart applications in on time, a job could be WVVVV.IMU.ac uk/aqd/careers to demonstrate time management skills, the abilit% to molt %ate others, area. his trainee scheme is typical. He two interviews with various managers your's by Christmas. ajj Great products, great jobs ajj 1 II 1('s.Ir ( ' I .nilever

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Please write to: Letters to the Editor. LEEDS STUDENT NEWSPAPER Leeds University Union. PO Box 157 LEEDS LS1 1UH Your life in Letters Email: [email protected] i•„' 11101.1 a r ing 1.11.: pl.r.vwcric (hi the stars 111,1 happen, .11111.ei place ‘,111,11 We don't fight J. these are inn ais...iissed within the tort es Ns dikets itroe onto the Alit! tRIUS121 Jan - IR Vert, 1.13.1.111,1 Ottot,tges the I he olts-et• 01 %Los .11i- ,1111 utak use v.,ttes11. att. mote ()math '0,t11 inost animate relationship Mar has been some for our right tin. bul \11411::.v1!, cnou01111111). one kind ul almosphere which has hani strett•llnil your percent ul students Me I 17111:1.1f , Paul Earle his v.hai has hero both up is strong. it will stand ihe test of time. Whatever else is gtnng.on, keep Lamina Dear Editor. round a here the J411111[1 i•I a tight user your peisonal levels of power. against tee.. wee, iissed. egarding Friederike's lintel 1211(11, oilier students eonoinenied that PISCESII9 Frh - 20 Marl . think she was nearly as wrong as There Is no potni io ftgluing the te,•. We'll make it You'll have the mntivntion to take up a fresh home or she could he that they would come anyway, and personal challenge. but you tnust respect your health When mentioning that there :ire nobody would care about the and get more sleep. All the signs point to a steady on our own improvement where you are pushing ha-a particular ore important things, to do students' opinion. an student politics. she only Strange!) enough. I have found result, though Saturn's retrograde position calls attention In money matters_ Settle what must be settled. xpressed the general 'get out of my that there is no big difference Dear Editor. way' mood of many students. going between student!. in Germany and the way of the least resistance, here. Fighting for their own ARDS 121 Mar -19 Apr) I read with interest your article Belief on yourself run transfenn you into a force to be avoiding anything that might give interests? Why? Would anybody concerning coalition politics last them any extra responsibility or listen to a Few students? reckoned with, especially if you are determined to stay week- true to your cause. h would be inaccurate to assume that ssle. Liberal Democrats have always you face The reason why German student logo Zoller a perfect week. but it would also be wrong to fought for a more open, pluralist deny that things are on the move in very sweet Way. nouns tend to he left-wing is that style of polities. • nly 15 to 20 per cent of students But our aim is not to become a TAURUS (20 Apr - 20 May) bother about voting for the student junior partner in a Blair-led Astrology is live theatre and your role as a player in a onion at all, and less than 5 per cent coalition. Our aim is to he the current challenge. will determine your next move up re only interested in student Road safety ti majority party one day.. life's ladder. If it's truc that a new broom sweeps clean, politics! We must not prc-judge the then you should get one step ahead and out something These figures are from Ruhr- Dear Editor, voters. out. before someone else does it the wrong way. University Bochum, where I A recently leaked Labour Party tudied, and they .don't differ With regard to the recent road document recommends Labour GEMINI 421 May • 20 JUltel Significantly from other universities accidents, perhaps this danger could councillors concentrate on making Ii people cheat on you. they cheat on themselves. so rt Germany. he lessened if motorists showed a deals with the Tories in the inner there is no need in stoop ro their level. because what Regarding the pomt of MI of consideration for pedestrians. cities to counter the. Lib Dent goes nlund always comes around! The tempo of the iistinguishing between universuly This would include: Not belling threat. stars, continues to hint at making mine ta your practical politics and daily politics. according down Headingley Lane as if it was skills. If someone calls sonthing off. move on to your to some members of the RC DS an urban motorway. Not next adventure! (student organisation within the accelerating to get through lights as . Natasha de Vert. 1.- onscr% ative puny the discussion they turn to red. Ili'I' liberal DemocratN) CANCER t21 June - 22 Julyl III general tees and the reduclion Not hlaiainly parking Ps% Tenni:es you are aveumulanng w ill soon put ...... •• ...... • 1.- -111e you in the right place at the right time to gain an UpIXIFIU1111!,`Whether sell-employ ed. in business, DOUBLE CROSSWORD No 10,002 education to helping In settle a pi:Ariel. pan aged ss tu focus on 11w nova pressing priority, there is ,11.1 teatiAln 1 2 3 a 5 ■ CRYPTIC CLUES why you Otould mot enthintia your luck. ACROSS DOWN LE0123 July - 22 Aug) . It th time ti 1 he the leading playa on your own stage of 10 1. Ruined sable is not 2. French born (3) ambition. Certain down-to-earth tasks will "move wanted as a posses- 3. We nod to provide inistrating,. him 'invaded you handle this who-did-whin sion (111 money (5) week with tact. your Leo pride will survive. Don't give 9. A person who discred- 4. Maintain some plain up now. because thing s are heginnine to look up 11 13 its an old woman? (31 Mit sisters (6) 10 A ruinous craft (9) 11 One of two coming 5. A service for car- and %.IRG012,3 Aug - 22 Sept) get someone to do from below (5) plane-travellers (3-4) No amount of coaxing is going to 14 15 13. Short cut from the 6 A dispiriting thing to do what you wisk so wait a while until they find out that beach' (7) (3,1,5) after all, you asukl lie worth listening to, Not 17 14. How a customs officer 7 Shake hands and everything that turns upon life's doorstep will III ■should concentrate tackle the situation necessanly be negative The hest things happen !Allot 18 19 when working? (2,4) (4.2,51 you're Ulipr,1-,,r, 16. Routed as a diversion B Give-away merchants (6) who don't want etas- 1_11112A 123 Sept - 22 (-let) 18. Put in again (2-5) tom? (4,7) are single and (sired with lime on your hands. 20 21 19, Won a hand and won 12. Nasty moment for a spread a little mtnanne surdusi around. This is a wcvk the game (5) poor loser! (3.6) when certain events could confuse or intrigue you, N. In favour of a move 15. Fit role for clover, for unless you either compmmise in stage an even mote that'll earn more example (7) determined come buck. Meanwhile. the planets favour • 22 money/ (9) all kinds of competitive pursuits, 21_ A bit of supper for 17. A clock may do a and continue working (6) each (3) 19. Chap to go for fruit (51 SCORPIO (23 Oct - 20 Nuv SOLUTIONS TO 22. Not even sufficient. As your ruler Mars swagger. into the sign of dignified Quick Crossword strange as it seem& 21. Fix a drink (3) PUZZLE 10,001 Leo. you should try to take command of }au' personal (5,6) answers also fit destiny. Although. if this is asking a lot - you need to QUICK Across: 1 Vary. 3 Assemble 9 the large grid shake off whatever it is that has been limiting you. Liberal: to Tress: 11 Distniegrate, Change your luck - you know you can do it' 13 Twinge. 15 Divest: 17 Inver • manence. 20 Arras, 21 Article, QUICK CLUES SAGITTARIUS t21 Nov - 21 MO 22 hillanty. 23 Tell Spectacular changes ate again in force as Pluto in your ACROSS DOWN Down: I Validate: 2 Robes, 4 own sign insists that you take charge of your Fate. You Seller. 5 Extortionate; 6 Breathe. 1. 3-121 viewer 111) 2 Haul t3) will he more fauginug and ambitious. but you will have 7 Easy. 8 Transgressor. 12 Ethe- 9. Intimidate (3) 3 French sculptor (5) to act more independently it you want others hi follow real. 14 Immoral. 16 Impact 18 4 Happens (61 10. Rot (9) your lead. Your sell-esteem depends on it. Niche. 19 Lash. 11. Mischievous (5) 5. Droll (7) CRYPTIC 13. Narrated (7) 6 Lying face down Across: 1 Pate; 3 Precious; 9 14, Make more pros- (9) 7 Goes faster (11) Rat-Trap; 10 Noted; 11 Sweet- perous (6) CAPRICORN (22 Dec - 20Jan) Witham, 13 Trains. 15 Chaser. 8. Absolutely sure One of the most difficult things Cuprieoma. Oslo 16 Satisfy (6) (4.7) 17 Shipbuilding. 20 Clamp; 21 Ia. Greed (7) admit defeat. Despite the eumnit planetary upsets. there Trestle.• 22 Dethrone. 23 Eros 12 Assemble (9) 19. Dulcet (5) is no reason why you shouldn't sample a tate•ot. success Own 1 Parasite. 2 litte; 4 Repair. 15 Seater! (71 20. where you least expect. The. is not a time to 5 Candle-holder; 6 Outlaws. 7 Showed (9) 17. Feverish (61 Soda; 8 Writing paper 12 21. Hawaii garland (3) 19 Teams 15) underestimate your capabilities, If your ambitions are Progress; 14 Athwart; 16 Sultan; 22. Former holder of 21 Zodiac -sign 13) linked to an artistic interest. the trend is favournble. 18 Inter. t9 Iced post (in - ,22 SPORT Leeds Student, Friday October 9 1998 WN LUU SHOW THEIR CLASS IN EXPOSING LOCAL RIVAL'S WEAKNESSES OAL

E. Sport is said to be I iveiri rol off Sunday garlic better than sex. Alter against cli•ls•a the hapless the events of the past det ender 0 a a11010 new 5week. several sport 0 waning io the word cumin it me m. stars are going to hope so. zi.; he tackled his Ink n tuel.11: in a In a week obviously lacking way with which most 111 O., can relevant sports stori•s The Sun only. Nytuivihisc. rx,vealed -eaclusively" on IN As Pieritagi Casiraglu cm past front page that David Beckham the rest ni the Liverpool defence was having an affair (sorra. a In sore his first goal orate -tryst-i with a page 3 WaSk ill. Phil Babb dived rn ham stunner". Apparently They first Mier the ball. The hall ended didn't actually have sex. but up in the goal. Bahh's feet ended that hasn't stopped Posh getting up on either side of -the goaipirst - miffed. In a -revealing" the momentum uf his tackle statement. she declared she taking his feet past the post and hadn't given Beckham the red you can imagine which part of his card yet. She sent him to body provided the break_ Southampton instead to play Considering all the injuries some fixated'. foothallers experience on a Beckham obviously didn't let weekly basis. it's surprising this his private problems spill over doesn't happen mac often. One onto the pitch. as Man Ltd famous injury to the same finally overcame their DOI fears hodypart includes Graerne Lc and gave the smith coasters a 3- Silas 'S tuci, it 11n Tottenham's u drubbing. United had Justin Edinburgh. The poor man's previously seen Southampton as wile apparently cot nplairted the something of a bogey. team. offending body parts turned a Ever since the invisible grey lovely shade of yellow !hut that shirts fiasco. they had failed In probahl asn' I any thing to do win at the Premiership's worst with the ti itit I. Vino!, Jones's well- ground. Sport had better he diicumentetl inan-lianill nig of better than sex tor Beckham. Garza 's nether regions was had since he's unlikely to he Keating; play in a similararen but he MAKING A RACQUET: WU took In tine form for the coming season thrashing a poor LMU outfit Pic: Dan Thubron any from Posh for a while. didn't have to he substituted Nil 11 Will Carling on the other can't have been i hal had. hand. must hay e decided that Poor Phil was in so stitch pain. sex is htsi After leaving his he had as I-se carried off on a second wife (the sister of l:ara stretcher. Sport will have to he l.ineker's wife. if you're better than sex for him over the interested i last week. former Will few weeks since he definitely' The great smash England captain Carling has won't be getting any of the latter. paid the price for his raging libido. APAN's cricket team must To mark his retirement from have been choosing sex international rugby a over 'port the night before testimonial match had been jtheir match against Ileing organised between a ‘Aorld Xt Kong this meek. At least I'm and a touring Fiji team at hoping there is a good eseuse and grab raid Wertiblea. But after Carling'. tar their unbelievably pour public split from his wire and performance. They managed to he an elldnEdln.e played well mid g. ii .1 Paul Batchiord, suffering Inan the revelation Of his affair atilt notch up just 1K runs in 22.2 MENS BADMINTON I.MUSU won the first gone of l's onslaught continued as a stress fracture of his playing the wife of a former England Otters. LUU 9 LMUSU 0 the clash IS - 5, as their supreme they won their nest four matches shoulder, fought bravely on. "I'm international, people have been In reply. Hong Kong scored reflex actions dominated the scoring. in straight sans At t Inc stage LMUSU playing through the rain. I just want removing their support quicker 22-I in 2.3 overs. An easy The second match was a lung apps anal to he mounting a dramatic to do my hest for LUU." than Beckham grabbed that victor) in the ICC trophy for BY RHIAN MOORE drawn out battle but LI. IL I tiredly comeback, as the match between But 1..MUSU Captain Mark cushion when the page 3 babe the I tong Kong team. But gained the upper hand, squeezing their duo Steven 0 i yr and Wayne McCandless was fonaai In pull snit A ONE-SlitED local derby son got him a hit ton excited. hefore we judge them too much, i.tai a sem of 13- 12. They capitalised Shuryinton and LUU pair Fred of his Iasi game owing to an injury Carling used to be a sports another score is worth a quick I.1.11 whitewash an embarrassel on this mot nernum by seising the Eldridge and Toby Massey reached which had dogged him from the star, but since the Princess Di look. LULA!. 9-0. last Barre in a best-ofhreestruggle_ a nerve-wracking tieltreak in the outset. His nagging hack injury thing. his very public first The I. sited Arab Emirates, LIMUSU were massive' LUU'S number one pair. Paul first game. caused the premature conclusion divorce and this latest the butt of all international aitplayed by theirs mitten/arts anti. Ratchford and SLUM Lindley - both LUU finally came through to °F lit: LiMLNU first jrar'scampaipt transgression. everyone has just cricket jokes, managed to score face a tough battle to prepare for Nottingham calvary players • win an extremely light and well . A red laced LMUSU side then lost all respect for him. Ile 364• in just 45 ov ors the new season. 1KildiLWLI their first match orrA mous fought match. raised their game and knight hack will now disappear very against II ' r 1111 iland But with a wide range of in their opening game. New pairings for this season suongla. They finally lost 15.10, quietly from the team that accomplished players in the LUU However, LMUSU gallantly quickly gelled together tor huh thus completing an [IV whitewash. international scene. managed just side. underdog. LMUSU were fought to lake the next game right sides, as more profcasional LUU Captain Paul Airey, a hick is tragic 72 runs in always going to havean uphill tusk 41the wire. But theirperseverance perfOrmancesemersgedtluciugh1 au delighted with his sides play said: molten so many reply. in compete. did not pay of, as they fell at the the alterniatn. "We've started by showing great rugby life can only The first game fur LMUSU's final hurdle 14-IS. But as the fast pax of the g.unes I.MUSU that we really mean players wanted to hula• that number one pair. Mark Goodwin Lindley said:" I am very happy took their toll. inevitable tin:tines.: business .ind are destined to he a take part in this sport isn't and Mark McCandless. proved to with our performance, we both and injunes surfaced for both tun team to heat this season.- Tribute to him. better than sex fur those H11. Babh cricket players. has been forced to Election success preconsider the Headingley go-ahead sex versus sport NATHAN HON1ER has been sport and should provide a great HEADINGLEY cricket and l'he rugby ground would he dilemma after his z elected Deputy Chair and insight into the workings of some rugby stadium has been given redeveloped 10 include three weekend's Executive hoard representative of the major sports bodies in the the green light by planning chiefs new stands to the east, west and activities. n.fthe BUSA North Eust UK." for a CIO million redevekmment. south. Playing The LMUSU sports and Homer has also hen flee scheme will see the Councillor Jim McKenna, for 1111•1CtteS VPwill he involved in notninalcd lo sit tin the capacity of the cricket ground Chair of Leeds City Council's the future development and international Spoons committee. increase from 16, 50010 17.200. Planning Committee said: planning of both national and Lint' sports officer David There will also he a new single -Headingley stadium is a s enue divisional Ill .SA Mitcham has also tastial election western single tier stand. a TA of international significance. 1 Nathan said: It's a great success when hr was nominated and media centre and a single look forward to Headingley opp4irtunity to get. more onto the IILISA North Rugby tier terrace along the Cardigan meeting the needs of cricket and in the running isf British univemity U akin Technical Committee. Road boundary. rugby into the next Leeds Student, Friday October 9 1998 SPORT 23 WEEKEND FOOTBALL FIXTURES FRIT/11 91-11. CR'1-0111% Eveleigies cracker Nationwide League Division 1

Burs Deadly duo on form with So.1106,,1 s HuildeTsbeld hat-tricks as impressive Division 2 t ill. BUrilley Oldham v BUN crush poor LUU DixisiotO

SARA! l Fveleigh's 1,at- WOMENS FOOTBALL t a I I thr t ill'. 5: 5 Hir.*. 11,11 trick for LMUSU set LMUSU 9 LUU. 0 h uh V aid!!! last year's ELSA I A:NU1141M \cicr runners up back on the iMapNlkid s Torquay By PAUL BROWN :111:•ea A Rotherham road to glory on Wed eiesd ay. past two challenges to put in the cross for Eveleigh's first and SATURDAY 10TH Her match-winning her running continually exploited OCTOBER performance capped art large gaps in the LAX defence. impressive display by Further goals from Llewellyn. EUROPEAN [MUM) at Becketts Park Evcicigh and Tone Dammen had CHAMPIONSHIP which should have their the home side 5-0 up and cruising by the interval. QUALIFIERS future rivals quaking in Their dominance was their boots. underlined just after half-time GROUP I Evelcieh struck twice in when delender Laura Healy had Pic: Wily Fox the first half and once after lane to bomb fitrward and unleash a twenty yard lob which heat Denmark v Wales half-time and her presence in DRESSED UP TO THE NINES: Magnificent LMUSU gloriously routed LUU with an electric display Italy s, SwitLerland midfield caused LUU constant Caroline Lee in goal. Darnmen then scored again problems. MI A-levels had finished belore completing her own hat- GROUP 2 Captain Natalie Mellor is the day before and the 100 GREATEST trick in extremely controversial morning after was convinced the (cant can go one fashion. CALLING ALL SPORTS dragging painfully on into l_at via v hewer than last year when they Challenging loran early cross SPORTING MOMENTS welt: beaten in the final by the afternoon when the T• she leg the imprint of her studs REPRESENTATIVES Slovenia s .0. Loughborough. flickered into life and the by Adam Bierrford on Lee's forehead and the LUC lnsisis there is more to England team ran onto the NO. 60 SPANISH DELIGHT She goalkeeper had to he taken off her side r Wembley pitch. GROUP 3 Than Fvekigh brilhanee. ref eree Brian Leeds Student is We o ill get to the I Mal and There was a feverish game, except a few Hash y refused to disallow the committed to covering the win it this lime. atmosphere inside the important bits. goal best of all university spurt. N.Iteland 1, Finland -This great steer tit ,cur living n Let, five miles During the World Cup n4 I couldn't CA. Ca SO In: In order for Ilk to do this Turkey v Germany • :111,11k: iisIwi 4.h•}-1:J%C. Limn.) it Viernhle!, the this y ear a highlighta piece Inuit Olv penalty sccuft • ric in this )u..11 we need the sports clubs to crowd hared for a repeal of showed inc a perfectly good Simone Freeman's spot- kij area sitenger. noire solid telephone us with their the crushing of Holland Spanish goal disallowed. It GROUP 4 saved in the 54th minute. -1-1 team because ilt results by Wednesday which happened the night never happened. When Eveleigh ...)lopt•ted Their clean sheet seems to evening. If you require any before my Polities exam There was only Psyche) the rout, tiring in from chi,: Andorra s tit unite endorse her remark s and the !where were you that screaming. Gains grinning. range after tieing left unmarked. coverage for any Armenia v lee land firepower on show up Front halmy Seaman diving and fifteen you -sensed that LC l3 would particular match please night?). Russia s France remains formidable. The Spanish never had a blokes tearing it around the rather he anywhere other than notify us by Monday Chloe Llewellyn set the tempi, hope really, we were just street, jumping into ears Beckett Park and their slack afternoon. We will do our when she waltzed through a playing with them, and slapping •Foothall's GROUP 5 defending was indicative ill .t sleeping [XI/ defence to score best to give coverage to as England were on a Coming Home' on the poor display. in only the third minute. wide a range of sports as rotten:mister ride to the stereo. LAW Club treasurer Rosin England s Bulgaria The visitors had arrived half possible. Leeds Student Euro 96 title, and fifteen of Ten minutes later or Hannah remained upbeat. 'We've Poland s Luxembourg an hour late and appeared to wishes you the best of luck us turned the sound down were at Wembley. driving got a lot r,mf new players in today, have left their fighting spirit for the coming season. Ask and listened to Jonathan through the dancing and they've done well to compete in the changing-room as Pearce soil his pants on the crowds, laughing at the with officially the second-best to speak to Naveed Raja or GROUP 6 Llewelf■n and Mel Hailing rail radio. gutted Spanish. ready for team in the country." Seh Vtmce I'll never remember the tiermans. They may not he second-best tin 0113 243 4727 ■isr•11,t11.; • It was:Harting who skipped very much about that It was great. for long. `1111 kloel GROUP 7

Vet rkinan s Hunear.‘ I 15icit,r;:r it 5 Sit55 ,t15.1,t Top Belling not quite enou Pi GROUP 8 good attack from the epsilon. put Tote last Loaner was iiianinateil WOMENS HOCKEY [...MUM.' under pressure. and were by the home side who produced maita s Croatia lucky tut escape thanks to several many short coil-ans. LMUSU 1 HALLAM 1 sharp saved from the taxper. Sarah May all. in particular. made GROUP 9 However.I.MUSI."4 team spirit u number of mazy runs through shone through towards the end of the centre of the visitors' defence By JOANNE BARK ESS AND the first half and they were rewarded and she was unti inmate not to it 'met Bosnia s Clech.Rep STEPHEN BELL with a free hit in a good position. the lead. I aihuania s. Faroe Is. LMIISLJ"v Suzanne Ashwonh The sticker punch came right at ScOttallit v Estonia AN UNLUCKY last minute hit a good through hall to Faye Belling the death as a swill counter attack equaliser ruined the perfect oho stmked it into the back of the by the visit v. sto• them oumurnberirig NATIONWIDE start to IA I1 NUN season. after the L.M1. iSI.! defence and they duly a very encouraging Alta the inters.; d. Sheffield Henan scona.l. DIVISION 1 performance against a strong fought ha:Is sin ugly and rikvtpiwaue LMIISLT's trainer Phil Cabral Sheffield Hallam team. on the LMUSU defence who held was pleased with the result: "I ant Barnsley v Port Vale Darting nuns from both teams strong. As both teams settled down very sat isfital with the early seam in linskil C. v Portsmouth gave rise to several opportunities mto the !Wilmot-die first halt more performances of ses end new players Oxford c Trantnere during the first half in which both chances crane about, and the TWO and there shnukl:3 .01isel 441 2.0011 Watford teams defended well. keepers were forced into making 11111A{Mtala ICS roe evi:r)iane. durirly ANZ Midway throurth the first half a the sexon." SCORE DRAW: A last minute equaliser halted LMUSU

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A LAST-MINUTE miss MEN'S BASKETBALL - LUU 63 LMUSU 62 t. put the game nut of LNIUSU's denied I.MUSI.1 victory over reach Ater he was fouled in the local rivals LUU in a very BY LIAM FITZGERALD AND GARETH GIBBON :111:t and awards! two fire- throws. closely fought match. But he cracked under the pressure and he missed both An epic encounter between in a number of baskets. remaining, and alter a couple opportunities. From the rebound 1/4 tworvenly matched sides ended However LMUSU were of timeouts.l.MUSII fought back l_MUSU broke and pulled the in the narrowest of victories for unperturbed and sx lie organised with some sharp shooting from score back to within a point of the home team. winning 63-62. defending led to many scoring their three point kings. numhcr the leaders. Karim Halazvu shone for LW turnovers. helped by quality four Kelly and captain Ogilvie. A dramatic final ten seconds with some outstanding scoring. rebounding from the visitors' As the game progressed fatigue SWootnwimp0 almost saw the away side snatch netting 32 points in total. numbx.1. ft, Barlow. began to set in and huh sides victory but Kelly's shot dropped The game sinned tensely with The closeness of the game started to make mistakes. with shoe and LUU survived_ both teams playing strongly in was echoed by the half-time the home side guilty of several The games top scorer Karim defence leading to a sucession scorehne of fourteen apiece. At fouls gladly converted by Halazvu was magnanimous in it fill* firm LMLISU.Imptessive the start of the %world period play LMUSU. victory. "l was pleased with my IJOU (=plain Ifiri_.-sh Sathiarahan began to open up more and LUU The game reached its climax own performance. but the game stamped his authority on the game took advantage with some in the final minute with the visitors wrszniffy and Leeds Met shoukl with a combination of good impressive finshing. rnxding that points to draw level. Soar pan, mollors,Critirethirmilambabwri ilbeigw- have won." 2) passing and dribbling, resulting With fifteen minutes Alex Tiiinialakas had the chance 1 C) I—. ...INC. Murray Prints 1 'M TIK:E. Or Trio.`: PIA s5 - - -1-CkiNth ALL Mr. 1-Fie OTHER, 5kre c,; I -rHE Suboac txrKS- I r•- t

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