Record breakers PAGES 10-11 Incorporating Mar magazine December 1, 1995 tr If you can't stan e heat lli", JUICE DISCOVERS THE HORRIBLE H LURKING IN THE STUDENT KITCHEN AND SERVES UP SOME TASTY REMEDIES rr I; • STUDENT KILLED AFTER DOCTORS FAIL TO DETECT FATAL DISEASE Meningitis death shocks university THE death from meningitis of a FUNDRAISERS COLLECT CASH BY THE BUCKET popular exchange student has shocked friends and coursemates. Canadian Elizabeth Hynes died less than 24 hours after she was seen by hospital doctors who told her to go home and rest. Worried flatmates took Elizabeth. a fourth year Zoology student, to Leeds General Infirmary last Friday night after she developed flu-like symptoms with headaches and a rash. But staff at the hospital failed to diagnose meningitis and discharged heL By the following morning Elizabeth's condition had clearly woiseried and an ambulance had to be called us her flat at Leeds University's Montague Burton J block. She was once again taken to LGI. but within an hour of being adulated she was dead. Confusion Andrew Bannister of Leeds General infirmary explained the confusion: "Elizabeth came in late on Friday evening with flu-like symptoms. and was sent home by the ciao ir on duty. She was later rushed in ntid-moming the next day but unfortunately. despite immediate resuscitation attempts, staff were unable to revive her." Fellow residents at Montague Burton expressed their sorrow: 1 hadn'i known Elizabeth for very long. but she always made an arm in socialise. She was a lovely, warm. welcoming and good humoured gat. It's a shams that this has happened to someone so outgoing and vivacious_ She will he sorely missed." A memorial service was held yesterday Fur friends and family at Leeds University's Emmanuel Church. University officials have moved quickly to calm anyone worried about catching the disease. for BBC's Children in Need appeal. Even with close contact the chances of minsmission are minimal. A FRIEND IN NEED: Rag fundraisers celebrate a record haul of money raised The university's Medical Practice has made a wide range of Twenty-four students, dressed as vicars, clowns and Mr Blobbys raised over E4,000 for charity. Pic: Clam Grafik information available about meningitis for students; INSIDE: News 1-9, Comment 6-7. Feature 10-11, Travel 13. Total Football 15, Sport 16.20. Plus 16 page juice pullout magazine s 11 !it rs"I' Friday lkcenitics 1. 1995 News

TIJDENT Safety fears for new bar Bookworms look for more cash tea,. LecriA Studen; 1, on BAD planning by university homes hits electronic gate system which means no- FEARS are growing uver the future De Max Silverman, a lecturer independent newspaper allegedly threatened the development of one can get in or nut without a resident or vital facilities for foreign serving students at Leeds a major new entertainment complex. pass-snird. language students,writes Gillian with the French department, was Leeds University, write. lames Bowe, Juliette Urquhart a first-year Public Woods. anxious to stress that this was not Metropolitan University and The new facilities at LMU'c Relations student and resident at the A funding crisis Is looming for the the ideal or must popular 'Solution other colleges in and around amongst library and French Leeds. All our journalists Kiricstall Brewery- flats are due to open flats, end, It the nek swipe system is Modern Languages library at Leeds it is department staff. ellide by a code of conduct, in January and include a bar, games the same as the one they have for the University which could mean but if you have any problems. room, cafe and dance floor. However halls, guests will have 10 wait outeide closed to mans students who need its He said although the lihrary will please ...linnet the Uttar planning problems arc threatening to until they can get let in. Kirksiall is an services. nut close, negotiations over its future delay the opening extremely dodgy area, and this isn't At present the library is funded were currently at an "impasse", Zseds Student net.spaper Union Offivtals claim the university good enough." entirely by the French Department. Library staff expressed a similar LerdA lenlou PO flax 157 commissioned plan of the site is not up However, suggestions that the else although all modern language attitude. IXEDS to scratch. The first floor bar does not plans are not under control were denied students ran use the library. 'The French Society are concerned LS1 11.11 conform to standard %elm., regulations by the university's manager of the But the French Department has about the issue which will be concerning the number of doors project, Trevor Hudson. who said: said that it cannot continue with this discussed further at the next staff- eettira student committee meeting. Malt Item required for a swift evacuation in the "There are no cavalier dealiites here. situation and has asked other event of fire. The building is designed in accordance departments fur a financial Firma Deane, second year French tkput, Miter INuntrite Mtirgeteon..VP Education and with building control. lire authorities contribution towards running the Society secretary sympathised with DeViA Si tees Campaigns at LMUSU, said: "The and planning authorities.- He suggested library. the department: "I don't Juice Editor university has not used its initiative that communications between the Without this money. there Is a understand why the French Hannah 1, ,oes sufficiently here " Union and the University had not hems possibility that the library will only Department alone should have to lee also foresees problems with the clear enough. he available for French students to bear the brunt of the funding," Arts Femurs Ri.A el I l'Aut John (knew Waltsit. Books EdItort Phoney Di kneeler Mettitrw., Circe Moen' emollient & enoteas Vetoer full of Aire SAM Missreferd

Fixtures Editor Chips are down at A HOAX radio DJ has been lnxlim lko-Gepi.t harassing n fresher with promisee Laratyle Corresposuient including prize holidays in I mores litip..115 Australia and music vouchers, writes Ryan Glaser_ Musk editors Skye Cooler The man, calling himself Ben &Lk( 'Clare Gold' from 'Aire 2..94.6 Corn Qitusui; Mr, has phoned first year Leeds Chris M„wail. computer service University student Alistair News Editors Williams three times in a week, eturiotiu Ittvtc , claiming he was "live on air- and Ill MAktIN ARNOLD & Clans It►albs a, offering hint prize_s including Mike- Filen/ SAM re'IrCI music s ouchers and holidays. Cider Reporters CIL&OS has hit a university computing service In the latest call 'Gary' told Motto krtvsld - despite a recent upgrade which was supposed Alistair he had won two tickets to lk,rniviic to improve the service. Australia. and he was told to n rem someone outside Ultra Pleturr Editors For the whole of this term students using Leeds Clue Galli, Travel in Lill to pick up his Nick Lir University's computing tacility have been faced with pate • but much to All's ketruci Editor system crashes and log-in difficulties. Connecting to annoyance nobody turned up. rtsvitt printers and using c-mail services have also been With no station on the 94.6 FM frequency the mystery has Sport Editor problematic. nun Brslk yet to be solved. Lott Sport Ed ire r The disasterous state of the Jim Hicks, pnigramme computing service has been director for ACRE FM said: -'We tThuncd on a network upgrade UPGRADE don't have any. me name! Gary trail Editor carried out over the summer Jto.tui Prtuote Gold and it certainly isn't us." holidays, which is not yet Itusinew Mahal Kt hamming effectively, FAILS TO Garth Mottos The service has also Assistowl !Veil Oisrsolliti suffered from other setbacks, A company delivering eight Lusty end to essential mainframes reneged IMPROVE Heard a good on a promise to deliver them on time: only one had ar•ived Healthy Sex story? Call the hy the start of term. NETWORK LUST was in the air tor mudems Frustrated looking kir love in a special that Ihe problems of last year Over the past two weeks s melon of Blind Dine. writes Newsdesk had worsened considerable. frustrated student. hits e been Anne Itladdison, "ti's terrible. 1 lost 201111 The competition was held at turned away many times from words of work today and 0113 LML1's Beckett Park Union, as the computers due to system eountless hours id my time pan of Healthy Sex Week- crashes have been wasted,' said the DESPAIR: Crashes are giving students headaches Pie: AN Archer Round one saw 1st year Serrion Sterile, a third Year aggrieved third year, 2434727 Tourism and Maniwnem Civil Engineering student, siudent orientated." said priuhlelfiS V eh the nee sysatm student Kati Ohene.Djen plump has [riven up on the Delayed Wade were to Maine. Want to r,arnl+ill lots service for Heather Ferreira. a 2nd year Richard Malach. LUU A member of the -"There are some teethine advertise? completely. elaimine the computing service said that problems with the new Eunipean Language and upgrade is a complete Administration Secretary, Business student. who won Contact clammed the union connection only receiving their budget system, but in the long term II disaster. allocation in June and not is for the hest to put the Kofi's heart after claiming to he -I've spent three years to the Internet. planned for the "an Opal Fruit made to make start of term, has been being able to test the system university at the forefront of Advertising battling with the system and until students had returned information technology your mouth water.- delayed until the new year. The happy couple won a date I've now resorted to getting from the holidays had also The UCS have now me own computer because. I --To have not sorted out the in Paris, courtesy of Campus 0113 prohlems after eiele weeks is contributed to the current implemented programmes have no faith in the problems. which have cured some of the Travel. a very poor show, it must he year university computer service." Howe+ er Dr B EI problems. Round two saw 2nd 2314251 Tom Danson. a 3rd year sorted out before Christmas_ Business & Management student "The UCS is part of the Haddadele acting head of user "We arc delinetely on the Civil Engineering student, etipport, was quick to defend road to recovery," said the Ali Raynor pick LMUSU Or send It fax on had similar eomplainis adding bigger problem, that the President Simon Caffrey, who university should be more the service. saying that minor computer hoss. Fax later said he was "in love.- Saturday: Bright start. Rain in the Outlook for the rest rtf the week: 0113 ON THE HORIZON afternoon. Becoming mild. Max temp. Becoming dry, colder and brighter 2467953 I IC 152f.i with frost at night. with celebrity weather Sunday: Mostly cloudy with outbreaks Forrnsst keadty nwpars'l ter I swim ‘1.t. Mks- , or rain. Mild. Max temp. IX artastesaa agglasiel lismood ...IWO, en WM 515 417 [email protected] forecaster Stevie Sunshine att•ti. News LEEDS STUDENT Fnday December t, Iva., 'Nutter' attacks PRINCIPAL finalists TWO finalists walking home through Hyde Park were subjected to an unprovoked assault this week. writes Abblr Jones. The attack happened early Iasi Thursday evening as Sam Mountford and Susanna SAYS NO TO 131tunise, both fourth years at Leeds Universny, retained home from lectures. As they reached the middle of the park they saw a man shouting obscenities at passers by and trying to provoke a fight. Sam, a French and Italian student said they tried to ignore him: "But then lie maned to chase after us and begun CONIIONIS throwing bricks at Susie. We started running but the Al ~1f ARTIN ARNOLD • CHM REPORTIR next thing I knew. he had grabbed me by the scruff of the THE Catholic Principal of a Leeds college has 'WORLD neck and started shaking me. He dented plans for a safe-sex awareness week - by • ',LEDA. t was totally out of it - a real banning the distribution or demonstration of E K nutter." The pair eventually managed condoms on campus. to fight off their attacker and get Union bosses at Park away. Lane college had hoped to Police were unable to attend due to a "major incident" in give out condoms and College Leeds city centre. show their use as part of an AIDS awareness week. which ends today. But boss hits Roped in college Principal John Taylor refused to allow them to go ahead with the safe sex for charity planned events and has also prevented family HEADY heights were scaled planning doctors from this week - all in the name of charity, writes Ahhie Jones. giving demonstrations at events Rachel Dawber. who works the college. Puiisey Personnel Students union President attempting to provide the Employment Agency and Andrew Wilson slammed condoms needed for safer sex. studied pan-time at Leeds Taylor's action: "It's disgusting. It's a pity the college can't show Metropolitan Institute of Students should he allowed the same mature attitude." Personnel and Development. condoms as a basic human right Taylor defended his position. abseiled down the Queen's and as a necessity for safe sex. claiming the events had been Hotel in Leeds on Friday in organised in agreement with the raise money for Children in Disclaimers student's Hamm officer and Park Need, "Condoms and even the word Lane counsellors. She and her colleague Liz condom arc normally completely "While it is impossible to May-in-limes then raced along harmed from campus. separate out one's religous beliefs to the Yorkshire Evening Post "But as it's AIDS week we're from any aspect at work or away building and did it all aroin. allowed to give out condoms in from work, I am confident that Rachel has never abseiled those who ask, on the condition my beliefs have not been a helm: and said, "Ii was a real that we put up disclaimers around especially influential in the adrenahn rush and we were the union." he said_ college's policy." the Principal very nervous beforehand. but The Principal has also been said. when you get to the bottom criticised by Leeds AIDS advice Park Lane college is one of tonic you feel great." organisation Bridgeside, who are the few colleges in Leeds not to In total. f !MOO was raised helping the union with the week's have a condom machine on site. by the event. activities. despite students union proposals A spokesman accused Taylor which were rejected by the of endangering students' lives college authorities on the grounds and said7 "The students are being the condoms would not conform Grand win very mature and responsible by to British safety Standards. X MARKED the spot for one lucky Leeds college worker this week when she won Hsi_ 1'11E1 11,000 in a spot. the ball PARK LANE competition. writes George COLLEGE Rader. Andrea Fawkes. a receptionist at Trinity and All Saints. won this week's Yorkshire Evening Post competition and now has a one in four chance of winning a 1Uriha £200.000. Andrea says she had a near tatoiri attack when site heard the news: "The paper phoned and at best I thought It was a wind- up. I have a chance to win the CONDOM CRISIS: Park Lane College (above). College Principal John Nig one • I'd die if I win!" Taylor (top) and union President Andrew Wilson in front of a disclaimer The winnings arc going towards a trip hi Anisacedani poster (top right). Pic: All Archer and Christmas with her partner and daughter 3 ARTHUR ANDERSEN ...recruiting future talent. Find out more, call 0113 2415249 4 AN.1.4 Li;+EN & 4 r) Arthur who? Careers special AD

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IMPROVE YOUR CHANCE OF GETTING A RJnount Hs sAst Mot NIT ■iit) WITH job prospects for graduates as STUDENT grim as ever, many students are looking further afield in hope of a brighter picture. The new right For Britons to work anywhere in the CAREERS European Union should open a wealth of opportunities for ambitious young job seekers. :I special report FOCUS by Leeds Student has revealed that working abroad is not as easy as it first appears. Cornier Leeds University student Susanna Ev idence suggests that those sacking Dubusus, currently working as a language teacher or "lettriee" at the University of Potenza work mat face a brick wall of bureaucracy in Italy commented: "We're having el big legal and Nti,pijon, with empho,er~ abroad often bale with the university who want to qualify us reluctant to recognise their degree. A new as 'technicians' rather than tettchers. This u out,' report. published by MEPs on the European mean paying us much less. of course." GET YOUR Parliament • s EdUCalton Committee, Rut even for short periods of work ii a highlights the problems and reveals that the foreign country. bureaucratic problems van he a policy of "mutual recognition of nightmare. Sita Cumerairte, a mature student of qualifications"' adopted in 9gR is not French at Leeds Univeniity, worked lust year in working in practice. France as a teacher of crash courses of English. She reported great problems getting work HAIR CUT Qualifications permits, opening bank accounts and claiming benefits. "You needed proof of being able to Robert Es ans. Labour MEP For London support yourself financially, proof you had paid North West and a member of the committee. your national insurance contributions. and I had etplained the situation. "There's a lot of concern to supply all my documents translated into and anxiety that people spend a long time at English. They like to make it as difficult as they nmsersity studying. and then when they go to possibly can." she commented. "The free another member stale they're told that their movement. of labour isn't quite us free as it qualification is no use in that country." might he." Evans pointed Out that acceptability of degrees abroad depended on the.subject and the Problems CITYATGEN T institution. -I think that, if you had a N10.11., Degree from. sae. LO111:1011 CrOversity. you would I semis um% elm') careers advisor Chris tint) that this would be pretty well thought of Newton added: "Finding a .toh in another But I know of many people a ho went to lout country Is certainly much harder in practice than wank to Spnill with a European Studies de rage in theory The vast majority of people are either otely to be cold that such a degree didn't c>Itst m teas:lune English or working as couriers_ One of Spain and wasn't recognised." the main problems is that countries have then The current number of FL: cititens working own employ mem problems. Nr'ou really need ti • 43A OTLEY ROAD in other countries is still very low, at roughly I be able to offer professional experience - Sh per cent of those in work. However. people in vas: majority of graduates ahiroad tend to some occonatriais', Such as builders. are ;able lo doing rather mundane johs.- [it ;10_I_111 tifid tarry well-paid work in cities such as Berlin and I-Inn...els where there is a need for extra Telephone: 0113 230 6152 labour In wiirk alit Large-scale building projects. A In:quern ccutse for problems has been the varying length of degrees in different European GOOD VIBES • GREAT MUSK LAlitnIries. British degrees. lasting three or foto years. Are short in comparison with those in cotintries such as Ciermany and Italy, w here the% CHEAP HAIRCUTS can last as long AS ses en years This can cause fo when ;ippls 'gig tor -graduate- jobs. OPEN 8.30 6.00 Mon to Fri In Italy. tor inample, people with t or 4-year British clegrces are included from. any reaching Sam to 4.30 Saturday jobs rot state sehuuls and the government msoas SPECIAL MEGA-CHEAP STUDENT RATES on an MA or equivalent 111,: 011/11/Illifit (No men eases nited) PARLIAMENT: Sam Mauntford In Strasbourg 4

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Le'e'ds Student ventures forth each week to gauge your opinions and uncover your hidden secreN. . DEMO FLOP Mary Whitehouse announced that Four Weddings and a Funeral IMPORTANT NATIONAL HARDSHIP should not be on television because people would not like the language DEMONSTRATION FAILS TO ATTRACT used. So what we want to know is; What disgusts you on TV? MORE THAN FIVE LEEDS STUDENTS

131 11.1s.irsi, Ku wit,. Cum} Rt:oue11-14 Is I JFNINti's APATHY was blamed as Leeds missing a run day of lectures." The Persil :Riven because students snubbed a national NliS president Jim Murphy was pelted with its completely out of date eggs and fruit and shouted down while speaking and drives me mail ese* demonstration against the government at a rally after the march. time I see it" last Thursday. Faulkner claimed this as evidence that The mass slay-away saw only five Leeds student demonstratioas have been hi-jacked by students joining 19,000 others from across the left wingers such as the Socialist Worker country to march through London in protest Miranda Royie, 2nd year French and Student Society. against further oats in grants and the Faulkner slammed the actions of the Media studies student guvernment's declared intention to privatise the militants at the rally, and said: "SWSS help to Student Loans Company. confirm the stereotypical image or students as But union bosses are refusing to accept trouble-makers. responsibility ror the demo flop, claiming 'The 1130 Diet Coke break "We need to adopt an intelligent approach in student protest is a waste of time. ati {the bloke with his top campaigns against student hardship and not off} because the whole generate anti-student feeling." thing is rancid and 1 know Support that his body is nothing Despite deciding to drop the usual poster Unrepresentative compared to mine.- campaign and reduce their level of active Simon Caffrey. President of I.MLISU agreed: support for the protest. executive officers ut “Students should stand together against grant Andy Birkett, 2nd year LUU and IMUSU are blaming the poor cuts. The actions or this unrepresentative attendance on the NUS and left-wing militants. minority dual help anybody at all." Communications and Cultural Studies Rachel Faulkner. General Secretary of ICC. A spokesperson for SWSS, who asked nut to and Media student described the Leeds attendance as "pitiful and be named. defended the group: "It's not SWSS embarrassing". and said: members who tessitulted Murphy. But I believe 'The Word used to snake "Students have learned national protest their anger at the NI S justified. The NUS are me sick_ les no wonder it marches achieve little. NUS should have failing students by undermining protest and organised a protest in Manchester. meaning was taken off after people giving in to the govenunent." eating worms and a bloke Leeds students would he able to attend without SHUNNED: Hardship demo Pic Dominic Kilroe putting a hook through his scrotum attached to an office chair. Ii was foul." Try Contact Steve Brown. 3rd year Communication and Cultural Studies and Media student Lenses Free EGGED: NUS President Jim Murphy "Politicians because they never answer a question for 30 days directly and lie blatantly." Artists comes When you Buy Glasses. FREE Declan Groves, 2nd year Psychology and Media student up trumps 30 days of Contact Len es SE FREE A L.FXDS graduate has hit the hag time in the all world. at just 23 years old. write,1 30 days of Cleaning Fluids -Damien Hirst v.ito Jeop•rt, the Turner Prife, Vanessa Lawes has just returned from a six WHAT'S FREE its a revolting abuse or month taint at a New York textile design studio human nature in the cause to establish her artistic career here in Leeds. Instruction on use of of art '' Vanels.sa studied for five years at Leeds College of An and Design. Harrogate College and Contad Lenses & Fluids Cleveland College, Emily Spencer, 2nd year Vanessa produces unusual and original FREE Communication and Cultural Studies works of art with pieces of household fabric incorporating common objects such as wire t:15 Voucher towards further cost of and Media student and twigs into the design. Her pieces have gone on display in a ING Contact Lenses Christmas exhibition at the Dixon Bate Gallery ON CAMPL S "Racism. set_ violence. in the Victoria Quarter, in the city mine, The No compulsion to huv afar the Flee: 30 days divorce. drugs and had exhibition includes work by other Leeds teased language. Plus Cilia Black artists and runs until January 27. "l am thrilled Nocatchil! and Family Fortunes. the gallery agreed to take my work," she said. because the people are Variessa hopes to make a living selling her Offir applies when buying a iximpiete pair of glims. stupid on those are from her GarlOrth home. want to work as and Pniguirnmr " hard as I can. get masses 01 work [(Tether i.e. Cranes & then try to climb as high as possible. Young. 1st year media and "1 hope to eAablish my own recognisable Emma style, mixing my art with the !note commercial L tt ■ittssirt ) management, and Mags Jenkinson, aspect such as I:mai/nude curds. gift wrup and 1st year management students rccord ci wers." Vanessa is pleased that she has returned OPTICIANS home to continue her work: "Leeds is my Compiled by home area. it's a very up-and-coming arty town. I'd love to travel whilst still trying to lower Ground Floor, t Rion Buildings, George Butler pursue my career locally. It's a lot easier to get recognised in 1 aryls anyway." Leeds Universit Tel: 0113 242 4684

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UN was 40 years old this ITN chief Stewart Purvis gave the 15th Camtas Lecture at Trinity principles September. Launched in and All Saints College this week. Leeds Student Colleges 1955, it ended the BBC's Correspondent GEORGE BUTLER got the news bulletin monopoly of TV news and radically changed the way it was reported. But with the become four main channels increasing!) threatened by the rise of satellite stations, British TV is at a critical point. ignorance It W.I... in this climate that the new ITN Chief Executive. Stewart Purvis. was promoted in April. Having just TODAY is World Aids won another cabinet of awards for Channel Four News whilst fighting Day. A day when we should of News International's declared remember the thousands warfare, ITN's top dog was in jovial mood and armouneed that they would who have died from AIDS. produce the new Channel Five news A day when safe sex should in 1997. 'To be taken seriously as a news he uppermost in people's organisation, a company like ITN has minds. to achieve original, innovative jountalisns not lust in ifs Own country, Yet the safe sex message but on the big stories around the does not seem to have reached world. We've won an estraordinar) number of international awards by the boss of one Leeds doing what to us seem second nature, education institution. Students going for big stories told in a clear. already said the News at Ten and cable channels almost seem to according to Purvis, to show at Park Lane college have been visual way," be said in the opening of argument was hetween ITV and the mimic what BBC & ITN do. It would "absolute determination." In his his speeds ITC. what was ITN's position'!"The be quite nice to see some fresher speech to open the niixlja centre. barred from giving out ITN is not as small as is schedule- is the ITV's, thin actually ideas. I know it sometimes feels like it Purvis had applauded the approach condoms and demonstrating sometimes thought, having decide whet' programs go out The duopoly but actually we send out lots allowing students to get their hands developed as a world player in the last their use as part of an AIDS regulator t the Fit) has told them in of news and people do it in their own on the kit. ten years. It now has more than 601) the past that they made 'a ixanniument way. f think the viewer and listener He explained: 'Students should awareness week. According to staff and correspondents and bureaux to our 'News at 10. It's quite a are quite well catered for." get their hands as dim as possible." all around the world. As web as its the students union President technical issue - how long is a With new developments which So, how then should .1 budding flagship. News at Ten, the company eimunitment for?" enable advertisers to know exactly student journalist progress from condoms and even the word also makes the award winning The introduction of satellite and what people are watching. will TV undergraduate study to success in the condom are normally banned Channel Four News and the cable suggests that each organisation companies be more likely to "play industry? lighthearted Big Breakfast News, will get a smaller slice of the audience safe" with their news agendas? "If you are really interested in from campus. They 'feed' eutnmercial radio via cake. So. does he welcome die -Certainly. you can tell what the news your enthusiasm will show,if In a climate when all medical Independent Radio News and provide competition and potential audience audience are watching more quickly, you are not really interested don't a eustraniaed service for Classic FM experts and even the government is loss? breaking it down in terms of smaller bother, because your lack of arid Talk Radio. Their 'World News' advocating safe sex it seems strange "I welcome more sources of news. groups and smaller channels.. You enthusiasm will show and you won't on cable reaches 51) million homes in Inevitably it means the existing have to remember that news is about net anywhere:* he said "You've 'condom ' is a dirty word at this Eumpe Mr. Purvis studied at Exeter sources, their audiences is bound to surprise, it's about the unusual, and really got to be interested in it college, and presented a student programme decline slightly. The audience of Sky therefore it has a bit of an advantage You've got to be one of those people on a rvginnal TV station whilst still an News is pretty small. the average uver some other forms of TV and who listens to the radio lint thing in Convictions undergraduate. At university he transmission will see about 50,000 radio in a sense that people turn on the morning when they wake up or worked on the Exeter student Many claim the reason for die bun is people in comparison to limn for ITV hoping to hear something they watches the TV before they go to bed, newspaper BBC then moved to ITN, news. But they do give journalists haven't heard before. That's quite a There are many people I know who the fact Park Lane boss John Taylor is a where he worked as a broadcast Catholic with strong religious more of a chance to cover stories, potent argument for listening and think they are interested hc..v.ause they juurnalist for over 25 years before because there are more journalistic watching the news. It has the novelty think they like the excitement or the convictions. moving through the executive ranks. jobs about. of being unpredictable so 1 think that's glamour. but when it comes down to One of the most positive developments in There was a •unire recently when Secondly, they provide sonic still a positive thing." it, they don't really want to stand on recent years is the increase in information ITV proposed to move News at Ten in different ways of doings things, The media is a famously the street corner in the rain. It's best to available about AIDS and HIV Part and order to screen a feature-length though to be honest I'm a little competitive environment in v. hick to Lind something else to do before you parcel of this welcome trend is the ability for edition of top series Cracker. Has Me the expert and layman alike to talk about disappointed that some of the satellite make a career, and to succeed needs. waste your time." safe sex and the use of condoms without embarrassment or restriction. Yet it seems at Park Lane college Britain's biggest weekly student newspaper is 25 yews old. To ignorance is still bliss and students arc not 21_ 1_ celebrate, we present the news and reviews that made the trusted to make their own decisions.. headlines on Friday, December 4 1970 Taylor tells us: "It is impossible in Sr separate out one's religious beliefs from any aspect at work." He's right. There is nothing w 111W4)vi Iry Jame., Mint. wrong with a leading official holding strong religious or political beliefs. The problem occurs when those beliefs prevent others Classical Gas from Emerson, Lake and Palmer from making an informed decision about their lives. L & I' stands for Emerson, contemporary Classical music. and at the end the solo Lake and Palmer: it could also faylor's job as Park Lane Principal I • You have got to learn to live with Emerson conies in on the Moog first aril foremost to look after the interc.•!. mean electric Iight and power- this album as it is so musically with the power of a thousand of his students He is not there to make and the Iwo are not far removed. complex and of intense solidity, suns. moral Limiit% for them- Ott this first, eagerly awaited but after the third or fourth play TIfis LP is so superlative that With a few less principles from Principal album, the trio that looked like a you know it outshines everything expect our grandchildren will be Taylor and a hit more toleration fur safe ses theoretical musical giant turned else this year. regarding this production as we campaigns we might start winning die battle into an even bigger grant on Keith .Emerson is so much today listen to Shostakovich and against ignorance record:This album is so together more u classical pianist than a Dvorak. Doubtless it will he held that we can only assume these cock organist, and his "Three in very high esteem for a very. three people have found the path Fates" enables him to play the very long time, and this album RECORD BREAKERS: The top they want to lake, and the first mighty Festival Hall organ, and marks one of the most musically shops in Leeds. See pages 10-11 -step is tremendous, piano solo in a Collage of v alid progressions since the The LP is a new concept in classical and free-form styles. Beatles. 6

Comment & Analysis I.E.L.115 NT( )1.'NT Hula) Oro:trawl I . 0,45 Tim Gallagher

ash for questions up witnesses affected what they has been the fad at said in court. cashing in on Friday Westminster for a It seems politicians are hacked off with hack 's antics. They claim that against buying up witnesses. If you no reason for not tarring all There then exists a very curious while now, but it so-called "chequebook journalism"' offer a witness £25,000 for their story politicians with the same brush. If so, situation where a cash hung will Cseems that the craze has affects the course of justice and and then double the money if there is there is some heavy-duty hypocrisy affect what a member of the public spread to Fleet Street. Only sullies the tine and honourable a conviction, then obviously there is a afoot here. will say in the witness box, even reputation of the British legal with them, it's cash for temptation to spice up the facts. A few weeks ago. Lord Nolan though they have sworn to tell the profession. They think that there is a But although the complaints are published his report on standards in truth. However, it won't sway the answers. deliberate campaign to corrupt the about a few rogue players, Lord public life, which advised MPs minds of politicians in favour of the Following the verdict in the legal system. Yet instead of Mackay seems happy to lump 'em all declare any cash made from outside contributor. Pull trial of Rosemary West last week, complaining to the Press Complaints the other one. the Lord Chancellor Lord Mackay together with one blanket term - the interests. There followed a string of Thanks to Mackay, the spotlight of Commission. Mackay's getting tough media. angry denials from members incensed interrogation has been shifted away has pressed for an investigation - the writing's on the wall. into whether newspapers buying When Rose West's solicitor from his colleagues and on to a softer Now there's a very good argument popped top to give an impromptu target. Which gives politicians plenty press conference after last week 's of scope for getting on their moral verdict, he blamed a prejudicial press There is some high horses and bleating on about conference for scuppering his client 's lowering public standards. Unlike case. This was obviously a heavy-duty Rose West Lord Mackay and his smokescreen to throw people off the mates are getting away with murder. real story - one of the most depraved Yet the Press Complaints and evil serial killers in living hypocrisy Commission and the Independent memory had been sent down for life. Television Commission exist to slap the Just as this was a cover, so too is afoot here the wrists of any miscreant journos. HACK Mackay's report. Sleaze and Why are these bodies being A weekly sketch of student politics corruption are very much live issues. sidestepped? Why are the big guns Previously the perpetrators were the by the sheer ludicrousness of the being wheeled out? The answer is that politicians. Now, in one swift move. proposals. There's no difference something has to be seen to he done Mackay has exonerated the political between a £25.000 pound-a-year and this is a good way of making a Ordinary General Meeting, LOU November 28 classes and branded journalists as the directorship and a voluntary advisory noise. The media is in the dock And main sleaze:mangers. position, they said. No amount of the political circus that surrounds the However, if you can lump one lot outside interest will affect how they trial is building to such fever pitch nside everyone there lurks an now at the top of his CV, and he will of professionals together, then I see do their job. that it may affect the outcome. eager performer screaming to get re-tell young Malachs in generations Iout. For many it just stays lurking. to come of the days when he and he never getting beyond the thrill of atone bagged three OGMs on the trot. putting a question to an especially In truth of course Winn got stern lecturer one crazy afternoon. nothing to do with it. The people who For others it escapes and runs riot. did attend the OGM were there either finally liberating the soul while being because they always go anyway. a pain in the neck to everyone else. because they wanted to vote in the FT Things like this have been election for Disability Rights happening recently at LOU. Tired of Advisor, or because - in the confusion Your weekly opportunity to get it all off your chest. Remember, there's El 0 for the best letter... being known only as the pints who that reigned amid all the publicity stand outside the building shouting being yelled outside the !wilding - about meetings. union mandarins they thought they asere here to watch have at last come clean about why Cabaret, they 're really here: polities can go They had a disappointment in store. There were no glarnomuss AS A PARROT hang they reckon, stardom is where LETTER OF THE WEEK its at. dancing girls to be seen here. On the HAVE been reading the publicarion tor rver real seats This week's OGM was the final contrary. first we had. Malach. then an now and 1 cannot help but notice the general decline in the theatrical proof. As is customary on archetypally bearded 'Constitutional standard of articles featured..Any pretamborofitparting to reponse to your review the evening of the week., when Richard Malach. Advisor' and then. centre stage. a news have sadly been replaced by an attitude of "well. in last 11'4,elli Leeds performance was and neasi Administration Secretary, is curious new Figure sporting huge Leeds is such a fun city let's write utter rubhisht' destructis e, sick, personally interested in the motions, white wig and elaborate purple boa. It This week 's edition ran a start (sir) about a fire alarm at a he exposed fur the ego• this was a showbiz edition. complete was Sarah Heenan. a leading tight in night club! Who cures'? This is neither news nor journalism MR John Giardiellow 's centred bigoted rubbish with mindbending music, psychedelic the union's Theatre Group. now and no-one is really interested. Every issue quotes Exec attitude and behaviour that he represented. lights, and people handing out ruffle stepping into the altogether less officers_ nicamitig about anything that they misconatum Isle t revealed hint to be a A sera grave injustice tickets like teachers offering kids a serious business of chairing union is being relevant. simply to serve their own agenda. hopelessly schizoid. haw been committed and tuhe of smarties. in the hackgmund meetings and looking every inch the Furthermore, Juice rarely challenges anybody 's 4;1-arrant. maehiavel lien, must be put right Mr meanwhile were busy-looking part. imagination. Instead, each issue is devoted 10 some club or cowardly thug. who tried Chrodfellow is the technical cress s from Music Theatre's In other words, ludicrous. As other in Leeds tor the hermikidance orientated students. No to pull every cheap dirty symptom nt the appalli ng trick in ihe hook to smear curse of ignotaneeisiel production of Cabaret, suggesting Heenan internipted the election to mention of anything alternative, and I don't accept that that is stalkine the this was set to he a foot-stumping call out another round of raffle Oasis are iliternutive. So please try to embrace an your the production of "Tim corridor+ of some of our show of spectacular proportions. numbers you could only assume the readership. Prince of Peace" at the universities Ile We should have known Exec's austere debaters of the union's grand Maid 'Football was a surprisingly innovative idea though. Rupen Beckett Lecture represents a psychic meetings are never much to make a old days were spinning in their Theatre on the 17th song and dance about. For this reason graves, No doubt they once saw LUU Alexander Ord November 1495. Why? cancer at the heart of they cleverly billed it as a mouth- as the student parliament, a mighty Our argument is that he modern schizoid journalism that can only watering 'Special General Meeting' voice respected across the land. was, and is terrified and instead of the traditional Ordinary thrashing out all the big questions EXEC GETS IT IN THE NECK totally confused by the he cured by Open. fearless with tough intellectual rieour. ibis power and wisdom that debate and it willingness one, (As it happens them is no I AM %saltine in megaid to the recent cock-up over anti- week their ghosts returned to the this presentation to confront the difference of mite between OGMs racism week, anti especially my comments about the Union sight of a kitsch union luvvie running represents. In other words suppressed. violent. and Sfsilvls except that the latter is Exec last week_ The main reason why it was a failure was the place and ruffling off crates of he was completely out of mischies ems, intcllest rtltl even more unlikely to achieve a the lack of publicity. Above all this displays that the Union hi+ depth. mediocrity that he quorum.) The SGM naturally being beer Exec was merely paying lip service to the issues highlighted The theatricatities ran out sit' steam A 'Audience is the only represents- Today the truth inquorate. this fact was conveniently in anti-Racism week. This is a huge let down for the mans as usual, however, as soon as the appropriate response to has been res ended. Mr realised and the SGM suddenly stutlents interested in anti-Racism week who were not aware election speeches were dime. While his manipulativ snake- Goodfellow is not what he convened into an Ordinary one, of the week 's programme. It is especially sad when the Heenan was still shouting about like hell Mr appears. He is a had making absolutely. sure no one can Government is introducing an Asyltim Bill, which is lotteries and !notions. the hordes Grualle Him is unit!, of fellow. ever accuse the union 01 bureaucratic probably the most racist piece of legislation in British closed in to east their votes and then the nioat pruliiund red tape. history and whilst racist violent:els on the increase. tan off. not at all interested in what ireesponsibi lily and is a Prince of Peace is Ordinary Richard Malach. whose It would be s era easy for the Exec to blame Richard was being said. Perhaps they realised disgrace to his race, his cominR hack to the doleful stares at the lack of crowds Matadi, considering he was in charge of the anti-Racism the futility of the whole thing after family and the newspaper Univerairs isriseeds and had been enough to move a bean of week but this would be wrong because he worked very hard. taking a glance at the ballot paper. It he represents. Ilia demands to be Judged stone, was now reviliilised by the idea However, the fact that the Exec did not act realty disgusted showed them that the meeting of Miniature, malicious. fairly in the situ/env, and of ,coring 314a-trick of me. It seems student politics is dominated by self-important raffles, constitutions and wigs had morally dubious totorA• quorate OGMs. No doubt people who would rather pander to the NUS Exec rather Imo' eons ened solely for the purpose manous ming+ that he things like that mean a than help students fair their own university. great deal to people of electing people who were standing shamelessly displayed on Michael Blackham like him. He will unopposed and so couldn't lose 'rushar Singh have phoned his anyway. Less Matadi's musical, you LSI mum at once. he will have to say, than a typical black farce. Leeds Student newspaper, Leeds University Union. PO Box 157, LEEDS lull flkhe typing it right Fax: (0113) 246 7953. e-mail.: cseakstolseristeeds.ricaak 7

1.141)S STUDENT Etictiby December 1 1995 News Sexy &lenge for Universities sExPERTs got their starters for ten this week as Healthy Sex Week organisers Police ignore theft show off their attempted to sexual know-how and experience. writes Tim Duffy, Exec rnemhers trom LW) and Leeds University got together and attempted to tell their willies farm their wet patches in a saucy University victim's cry for help Challenge on Monday. The event, held 31 Beckett signs ill a disturbance or r LICE have this week Bs NA1 Agin Hall Park_ kicked off 1._MU's Healthy been criticised for something suspicious. STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS Sex Week campaign and was This has left students. designed to raise awareness of ignoring a call from a the next minutes for the ten especially those living in areas sexual issues. relevant information. crime hit student, who like Leeds 6. even inure Dominic Margetson. "MU But two hours later. no-one waited six hours before vulnerable to burglars. VP Education and Campaigns had phoned. and Emma felt she However the police said! giving up hope of police had little choice bul to go defended this decision, saving "In the promiscuous society help. borne. She said "I couldn't that about 98 per cent of Emma White. a second year believe it. I was upset enough which students arc part of the domestic alarms that went off aim is always to have fun, but French and Business and this just made it worse." alarms. A *CM rZlIfi,C still to be careful. This quiz was Management student. was West Yorkshire Police spokesman for the police said: paying a brief visit to a friend admitted their mistake. saying planned to be a bit of laugh but "If West Yorkshire Police were also has a very serious side to it." when her white, 17-registration "This shouldn't have to attend each and ever) one, it Austin Montego was taken happened. An officer should would he seen as a waste of knickers from outside. his Ilessle Mount always be sent round to resources. Therefore, when an home. The incident was someone's house if requested alarm is reported us being The team members' reported immediately and the or if not the matter should have activated we need additional. knowledge needed to extend police assured her that they been dealt +sub on the phone." information such as signs of widely enough to answer would call round shortly to disturbance around the questions us diverse as "where take down the details. • POUCE have come limier porerty." did Marilyn Monroe keep her further tire this week with the Even so. this dues little to knickers `and"what is a 'black Phoned announcement that they will no dispel the fears of worried fork'?". However, tour hours later. longer automatically respond students. As Andy Eastham. Onlooker Chris Hart. a 1st to domestic burglar alarms, ■Y no-one had arrived. The 3rd year Economies student. SHOW TIME: Leaders of this week's Ordinary General year a n rean Marketing student move dubbed by ernes as a students phoned West said -We spent ag c Meeting at LUU, where a special election was held for the at Leeds University. said the quiz "burglar's charter". Yorkshire Police again only to convincing our landlord to fit a union's first Disability Rights Advisor. Joanna Waldron was a good idea and imparted the This initiative means that be told that -house visits are no burglar alarm. Now as we and Elvira Haeussler. standing unopposed on a joint son of asks"; information that officers nationwide will no longer necessary for car theft know the police ignore them platform, were elected after polling 192 makes girls shudder. longer conic out unless MIX1rES pie: Nick Lee incidents." The police said anyway it seems we %%ere votes. "I always thought clitoris was a someone would phone within of alarms are supported by v...asting our breath " Greek island." CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING Time is the keys,. protect yourself from the silent killer For further information just pick up the phone - it won't Carbon Monoxide is the molar cause of death by poisoning in the UK. R cost you a penny to coil, Even low level exposure can lead to serious ill health, headaches, etc. Quote Ref: If you have ony gas appliances you need a Carbon Monoxide Dectector. p Manufactured in Great Britain to 0800 591 570 rigorous testing standards: As well as a thorough free • 24 hour protection medical, oil our volunteers • Simple plug in unit are recompensed for the • Low cost - less than 50p time they spend taking port electricity per year in our clinical trials • Audible alarm

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8 News tiltDS STUDENT Friday December I. 1Y95 ,711 AaINCTUP FOR AIDS

C 7111 I) Ts TO mark the start of World for a cure and for basic equal Aids Week. Leeds activists rights for those affected by the marched through the city crisis'. centre to highlight the All this week the red ribbon, continuing battle against symbol of World Aids Day on HUGH POSTER SUCKS Saturday December 1st. has been the condition, writes Willem available from LMUSU along Jasper,. with free condoms and advice Swdcnts at Newcastle Approximately 150 members University Union were of the Act-Up group gathered Embarrassing forced to setup a poster outside the City Art Gallery at campaign mocking Hugh 12.45 on Saturday before On the lied' quiz sessions Grant's oral-sex romp with proceeding down The Hcadrow. have been breaking the silence by Hollywood hooker Divine led by a police parade. asking potentially challenging or Brown. The placards Act-lip spokesperson. Mick embarrassing questions on the protesting against cash cuts Ward, described the event as: subject of healthy sex. showed a cartoon of Hugh's try 1 "loud and angry, demonstrating LUU has been getting into the girlfriend, Liz Hurley. with that those living with AIDS and act by banding out 'clapper sacks' the slogan: "Don't Suck My HIV and their supporters are still containing condoms and [Rant Dry." The union took campaigning actively for progress information pamphlets for the last down the miters after ANGRY: AIDS marchers strut their stuff through the town centre pic. W. Jaspert in developing effective treatment. week. rt.ta•i%-ing atelier of L.otplaint [tom Liz Hurley's solicitors stating that the posters caused her distress.

A WE{ 101Al SCARE

Van driver Bob Mace nipped behind a tree for a pee, and nearly got blown up. He felt Serious disease is something under his foot and realised that he was standing on a live grenade. Cops were called who removed the Second World War grenade. Alter the incident. Bob said.. "1 was shockeu but it didn't put me off finishing the job in hand." mistakenrt) JUN Lusisom I. as stress NECK OF A LANDING A STUDENT was rushed to casualty with a serious brain condition after being turned An aeroplane crushed in away from uni health service, it was resealed Tanzania when the pilot this week. failed to see a giraffe as he rim Freeman, a second All frame made his landing. Nobody rear Environmental VICTIM OF ..urrered serious injuries, but Management student at tinforuntawly the giraffe Leeds University, developed BRAIN Lei. double vision, speech difficulties and balance prices problems the day before his DISEASE MATCH THIS resit exams this August. Concerned by this. Tim SENT AWAY ltard-up bosses of a Siberian visited a university doctor service blundels of the last (natal factory ran out of only to he told that he was few weeks, most notably the torn in money for wages, so they suffering from severe stress . misdiagnosis of meningitis paid workers with mulches. Despite the reassurance. victim reported in Leeds Each worker got five the symptoms worsened and Student last week. thousand boxes and they will Tim was forced to leave both never need to ask for a light of his exams early. "It's a Alien again. miracle that I passed any of those exams" he said. After "There are so many things returning to the University that have happened and DYING FOR A DRINK Medical Practice for a second nobody seems to be doing time, Tim was told that there anything about it," said Tim. L "The Medical Practice have a A South Korean man was so was nothing "medically wrong", and was prescribed a great responsibility when shocked when he looked at students arc in an alien the body of his dead son in a course of Beta- B lockers to relax him for his final exam. environment. you put120% mortuary that he reached for trust in them and they let you a drink from an orange juice Tim's condition only worsened after taking the down." bottle tm a shelf. Four hours Tim has since been told later his body also lay in the drugs. and he was unable to it the exam. by his own doctor that Beta- mortuary. The bottle Blot:kers were inappropriate contained deadly poison_ Casualty drugs to be given. He is convinced that officials are GUWVER'S TRAVELS Disillusioned and anxious. too eager to proscribe stress Tim returned no his home relieving drugs during exam town of Tunbridge Wells and periods and are unduly The oldest man in Britain saw his doctor there for a suspicious of student (UNIVERSITY) celebrated his 108th second opinion. The complaints. Birthday this week with his seriousness of Tim's Practice Manager. Carrie S 1 0 N daily tot of whisky. Former conditions was immediately Ellison, stressed that the engine driver Vinson recognised anti he was incident occured before the OPTICIANS Gulliver was born during the rushed to casualty. new Leeds University reign of Queen Victoria. Once admitted to hospital Student Medical Practice had Philosophising about life, he he was diagnosed with Bulba been formed in October: Eyecare on your doorstep! said: "I honestly never set Palsy. a condition affecting "It is being looked into. I. ot to be the country's oldest speech. and an inflamed although it was nut the I tan It just happened." brain stem, the main nerve responsibility of this practice Lower Ground Floor, Union Buildings, Leeds University, Leeds.15 I I UM. canal into the brain. He at the time" she said. Compiled by remained in hospital for two Tim remains furious about Tel: 0113 242 4684 James Stonehlil weeks. the incident: "It's nothing This incident follows personal. but you only get Offer applies when buying a complete pair of Glasses. I.e. Frames & Lenses reports of several health one brain." %11. I I f It I 71r,.- consul 10 almennuma Now then Maybe you're new to this fair city, or you've recently discovered that musk is infinitely more interesting than plate tectonics or the elasticity of demand. You need music. You crave music. You want more than "Now That's What I Call Music 427" that your Aunt Brenda bought you last Christmas. You want 'Guinea Pig Cement Mixer' by Flossing Bastard or "Toking On Ma Cheeba (the Caramac remix)" by Easy Chair featuring Hemp Resin Slippers. And they just don't sell these in Boots do they?? You have to look for real record shops. Well, here is a guide to some of the record shops of Leeds: the big, the small, the chainstores, the independents and the cool! Happy listening

Jumbo Records. 5-6 St. John's Centre Tel. 2455570 I like Jumbo. I don't know why, but I do_ They have an ace selection 'if t Centre vinyl r hod' albums and 12" singles), and cuter for virtually all musical tastes, Very big on jazz.. they also boast good dance, rock and pop. actually 11S11i.'Best of 143 the cliainstorcs mos by a mile, Excellent for eds. ,sett' and an12" vinyl, Also reggae. hip hop. acid jazz and world musk sections, Compact Woe a reasonable992 vinyl album section. Brilliant tor dance music. The only - discs also Tel: 94 and feature strongly. again covering all the sections mentioned above- Cosmi vino c, cbninstore to recognise that teetino. houe. ambient:104.114 hop stensisc are a hit of a let down as the section is not huge and the layout is. to say die ots of accessories ton. Ace least. ropey! But don't let that dissuade you. Thr large, soundtraintispeciallst [note section upstairs. as well as a clussic al music room you to w- open l- ;out is ander in and browse. and the atmosphere is nic fitint just differentAbsolutely types huge id:music. plai:e. Reasonably priced) us well, IVAN obsiousisat times- does• e e - not 'in yer fate marVzo at aft. The marl are amazingly helpful, and by their own modest admission. matket research us they seem to be in touch with a cattlethe more demarnitng photographs'. musical "arnaKingly attractive- (tit like take outs _ Jumbo also has lots of other ace services avalliihlc trairOream Can be a us is out of stock or yon. the customer. such as ticket bookings and sales, a huge listening boort us that fanzines, record accessories( e.g. needles., cartridges, record boxes), and erawling11,. +Nal with secutity guards who wouldn't,tuft. let tastes you can order rectrols that are no MI lobssvorthst veall. good selixtion of You can pay by show (deletion permitting!). Cool! 14as14.7,041Ni plain unavailable tlotline! incilitsat the wherebymoment_ pits Also. can plentyorder Material of listening pst, Irritatingly and even cash! all the normal methods such as switch. credit curd. cheque enthasiastic son-f-Snuishie i-store radio. Dont get weltered in by this bastard Jumbo are open from 9.30arn - 5,30pin from Monday to Satuiday. with 1.1) jheust will hose you buying Michael Bolton before you knowf your it'. readies! night (until Christmas) orcuing 'tit 9pm on a Thursday. and Sunday Open liorol4.45ain to bpin. with tate night sat hursdyo (MIMI and Sunday onening 1 lain - 5prn.

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Segment one > Cooking with 'am Alan Bennett confidence Yorkshire Event Playhouse Are you a

cordon bleu chef writer bored and sold di his publisher'~ whim. The hollow ring or a can't cook, of the personal written word echoing won't cook Ato the multitudes in the theatre as they share instant coffee hook literature. This is the media stunt of book reading, a highbroa Misterchef dunce? offshoot of the book signing with an hour's Whatever the preview before dishing out the royalties. One thing was sure: if 1 was going to hear Alan answer Juice is Bennett's autobiographical jumble of 25 years Are four lads in aprons a cooking the of diaries. reminiscences and Bennettisms Writing Home. then. sucker that I am. I would recipe for disaster or can books for you end up buying it before the hour was out The Bennett faithfuls dutifully assembled fur the third book =dine so far in Leeds they tantalise our alone. a highly partisan faithful exchanging a good deal more than 25 years al Alan Bennett Segment one reminiscences and all seeking to adopt the tastebuds? JENNIFER dusty intellectual pose. The lights dimmed to Books Special the sounds of hundreds of people counting the pennies to claim the hundreds of copies all MATTHEWS chews it over.... PAGES 2-3 waiting to be devoured at the exit. *Our mystery chefs With a typical low key shuffle. Bennett took to the stage, reached into his trademark road test Delia dull jacket and removed a few pieces of Smith's latest creation crumpled A4 that wouldn't be out of place as Chef: David Wilkerson lecture notes. Bennett it seems has been sitting *The cheapest way in the hack of a lecture theatre scribbling a radio play and, his love of hot* readings Recipe: Wild Mushroom Risotto to get grub on a matching mine, has decided to read it instead grant as a world premiere scoop. Cookbook: Delia Smith's Winter Collectior Everyone stopped counting their pennies *Books round-up for a moment and listened. ilia Smith's Winter Collection is a glossy little The short play, set on the Cornish Riviera. Tastebud number tilled with pies of mouthwatering recipes. explored the empty world of the constant Thai is apart from the picture of what I was about Heaven?: 6/10. Segment two companion, a penniless daughter eternally to cook. The photo of the risotto in the honk looked bound to a rich mother in her endless twilight D (Or, if it had Culture more like something the cat threw up than a mouthwatering years. The aptly named Miss Plunkel tells a meal. been made stranger of her frustration as she stares at the PAGES 4-5 It wasn't too difficult to make. however the ingredients endless cycle of the sea from her B&B properly, 9/10) looked a hit unappetising. There were three types of window. Their conversatii in is full of the dry. * Harry Hill funn mushrooms. including dried (which was rather expensive) and perceptive humour of the silent suffering you also had to use proper risotto rice instead of my usual easy man or fruit cake - maturity of the Bennett world, as the stranger, cook-in-the,hag type. I just threw the ingredients together and Easy of use: Mr Mortimer. hints at the potential "accidents you decide. then shoved it in the oven. Unfortunately the Maderia Wine was of old age". Bennett read both characters 7/10 missed out and therefore the rice was at demo instead of at * Top flicks on the himself drawing on a wealth of acting cooked. Apart from this the dish was very tasty Wm told). and experience First developed in Beyond the it is certainly a dish for the occasional dinner party you may. silver screen Fringe' where he starred with Peter Cook and Price: This is no hold. For everyday grub this is not a suitable recipe or bank I Dudley Moore. Although Ins change of accent * The week in rev io1/4 doesn't take that king to make but for a student on a grant it as a a cheap recipe was not always consistent, his talent was in hit beyond budget. It's worth making as a treat and is one to - albums, live. theatre sharing his obvious enjoyment of the piece to make but as E impress your triends with. with his audience. The play became and comedy The book should be on your mum's and your grandma's treat it is well increasingly surreal as Miss Plunket responds shelves and is at great present to give at cluistmas. At (10.99 re's to Mr Mortimer's 'advances' and asks him to worth the a bargain. full of tummy-rumbling recipe., and superior colour arrange an accident for her lead weight Segment three photography. It also provides handy hints how to improve money. mother. As so often happens. the helpful previously unmasterahle techniques, Delia's done it again. this stranger reveals that the bulge in his trousers is Music women is the superstar of the culinary world and this book. not what the naive spinster had believed, or used properly. could turn anyone who is a disaster in the kitchen hoped. it was. The whole conversation has Overall: 9/10 PAGES 6-7 Into a superchel Maybe this is the hook to buy every partner been recorded in the privacy of his who doesn't take their turn in the kitchen. A really good buy. Aaargh! it's underpants! But no. those large untouched hicasts were in fact the recording equipn lent teenboppers. 1).1, of a woman police constable and Mr Deuce and Boyzone Mortimer's reien of trouser terror was over. Whatever your impressions of the plot, this influence of hootleg-gartesta rap. which is exploited to such harrowing The Beatles - was a fun tea room treat for this partisan City of God This, Grimes tries to convince us. extent in American Psycho. but it Britpop or mopflops? audience. Benneit's success is in his ability to Tom leads to the whole of LA crumbline in seems to fall rather tlat here. Grimes explore the everyday life in all its weaknesses. Fiction Grimes an aftermath of copycat killings and is trying too hard to shock whereas His sharp and dry humour combined with his riots. Something does not ring true: if with Ellis, his sickness is effortless. Segment tour gentle Yorkshire tones give the impression that Picador this futuristic city is so violent and The book seems to rely on sex, or you have invited him over for tea and scones. £12.99 life so expendable why does anybody the prospect of it. to sustain the Concentrated A_s the second cup was being brewed. Bennett care that much, or even notice if there momentum. Sentences such as. announced that he. would he happy to answer are two more deaths. even if they are "Roosting warm and redolent a mere Juice any questions from the audience. Among the hroughout this book I police ? condom's length from his pillow", usual bland inquiries of his future plans were couldn't help wondering There is a whole cast of macho just seem to jar. It seems as though PAGES 8-16 sonic more perceptive comments from the where its soul was. A cross characters. They all seem to go Grimes is testing the sound of a sex- audience that got Bennett talking about the T between a Terminator and a through bouts of 'loneliness' at snore word. and then throwing it hi with the * Flavour of the day origins of his talent for underskitemeat found Bludetunort film. this hook is at a point or other. but whether this is panache of a virgin, There is the in his father Interesting was his explanation disadvantage because it is just that: a supposed to redeetn them in the eyes glimmer of promise in the * Seven-day TV for why The Alailnuis !,t"Georgt. Ill was book.. not a film. The cinematic tune of the reader is a somewhat moot development of the dynamics between guide entitled The Matine.vi of King George in of City of God is, however, apparatus point. The token female protagonist. Julia and her black detective America. Appurentts trial audiences liked it for the point Grimes seems to be Julia. is a wistful figure with an companion MeKLien -who as usual is but were frustrated that they had missed part .I making - and it is a worthy one uncontrollable teenage sun. The other a Vietnam veteran - but this is tipped and II. admittedly. He attempts to show the women in the hook are either mothers into banality as it culminates in a After such insights and delights ii was time winry lag collapse of boundaries of dead hood kids, or else made up of quick screw, as if Grimes felt this was for what we all came for - meeting the between reality and television. The pixels and spread their legs at the the only way of keeping the reader's It you want to bespectacled quiet hero and book signing. A resulting vision of mankind is one of gameplayer's request. I have no idea attention. What can I say? add listings or patient queue full of the characters that have a sordid. artificially-stimulated race, what the message of the hook is There were no brief glimpses of kept Bennett in business for 25 years surviving off a diet of image and fear- write for the supposed to be. something about Orwellian brilliance. none of the homharded a bemused but smiling author with spiked adrenalin. freedom. racial tension, lovelessness apocalyptic horrors of Huxley or magazine call questions and no doubt invitations for tea. And This is Grimes' third novel and and materialism, and I think there is H.G.Wells. These masters have left the juice hotline me? I paid my money and queued up with the according to Abraham Verghese, O is supposed to be a sense of impending Grimes behind. In the meantime, go real of them, sucker that I am a "literary breakthrough". I'm afraid I doom hanging about somewhere. and see Itoboeop again 243 4727 beg to differ here_ The premise is this There is the same notion of loss a black youth kills two cops under the Chris Colby and depraved futility in the characters Rebecca Howard 12 BOOKS 2/3 '9

Mixing Magic: The • • stuff great puds are • • made of... • • • • The cheaper feed Chef: Mike Pryce • • Recipe: Treacle steamed • Grub on a • et Stuffed pudding • Grant • Cookbook: Delia Smith's • hef: Al Waugh • Chef: Danny Winter Collection • Armstrong Recipe: • • Recipe: Spinach hore's • paghetti • and cheese • pancakes this is a fishy • • pasta sauce) • his cookbook didn't have enough description he Get Stuffed cookbook is a dishy little • attached to the recipe and there were no pictures number full of quick and simple • to whet my appetite. When I first read the recipe recipes. It's supposed to be cheap and • TI expected a delicious delight to tantalise my cheerful yet I don't think that you tebuds but to be honest the dish was rather bland. T • would call Anchovies and Capers cheap (two of The pancakes were a nightmare to make and I would the unusual ingredients in Whore's Spaghetti). vise others that it might he better to leave them to An interesting titled recipe, the fishiness at first • hrove Tuesday. The recipe had cottage cheese as well put me off. I mean it wasn't exactly cod or • s cheddar and so the filling was a bit too cheesy. I haddock. • tied very hard to make the white sauce but I kept It took about an hour to cook, but 4(1 minutes of this • urning the pan. I don't think the recipe explained it was spent watching the Eastenders Omnibus as the • 'cry,' well and I nearly gave up. I perservered and after sauced simmered away. Nice and easy... however I • bout three hours it was ready. couldn't find any basil in the garden so I debated a trek to • It looked dodgy and didn't taste much better (I'd like to the local herb garden (as if..I plumped for the packet stuff), a soon as I saw the recipe I knew that this was going tress that this wasn't anything to do with my talent as a chef. it As it was cooking it smelled aramotastic and I was starving to be a mouthwatering dream. Filled with syrup, as more to do with u very bad recipe). The recipe was supposed after five minutes of having my nose teased. The spaghetti I used treacle and loads of sugar I considered booking • o he cheap. but it worked out about £4. it served four so if you only took three minutes to cook and when it was all ready I knew myself into a gym before attempting to devour this A • plit the cost and the grub with your housemates then it could be that I was in the running for Misterehef 95'. The food looked as delicious delight. • cry good value. I guess if you adapted the recipe, maybe by good as it tasted and I spent hours slaving over presentation It was an easy recipe to make and you could adjust how • tiding a few herbs it may be improved but I think it's a hit of a lost (yeah. right- I wolfed it down in about two minutes and it was much stodge to add, but as the pod is quite heavy you don't want • •ause. tastebuti heaven.) I would recommend this book to anyone who to add too much. It takes no time to throw together (hung all the • This is one to avoid at all costs. The best advice this book fancies a really decent meal, however if your serious about ingredients into a bowl and whisk) but it takes two hours to cook tumid make in saving money is not to buy this book. cooking you'll probably want to try something a hit more in a steamer and this is torture When It was ready I covered my adventurous (Delia Smith is always a good option). There is also piece in the creamiest custard I could find and tucked in. This • a TV programme to accompany the book if you want to stay up to pudding is better than anything I've net tasted before. I think it • three in the morning. You might have defines tantalising your tusiebuds and I would advise anyone to • Tastebud seen it, and then you'll appreciate that it buy the hook and make it as soon as possible. Atter eating it I • Tossing the heaven?: 4/10 is students that this cookbook is aimed could have kissed Delia Smith but as she wasn't around I just panca e • for. Get it . read it and get stuffed. spooned myself another helping. • • Ease of use: 5/10 Tastebud Heaven?: • Tastebud Heaven: 10/10 • This was a tasty little Stodgy, calorific-Tastetastic. • Price: None of dish 8/10 • • the recipes were Easy to follow: 8/10 • under about £4 Ease of use: 7/10 • • Cheap: Out of the ingredients you • Overall: 4/10 Price: quite could probably make about 10 puds • • reasonable, about £3 so it works out very economical. • • Overa11:8/10 • Overall: 9/10 • Photographs by Mike Pryce •

[Segment two CULTURE 4 The Neon Bible Bradford Playhouse Live FILM and Film Theatre Dir: Terence Davies Bush, Duchess of York Starr: Dennis Leary

queered into a room the size ca ., shoe box are approximately eight million underage girls all in fter his acclaimed portrait of identical Pearl Jam Fskins. It's obvious who chikihtiod in Liverpool. director s Terence Davies IDUrant Voices, everyone is here to see tonight.. with a slaphead A guivaist, hirsute drummer, and a bassist with a range of rill Lives) moves us. in The Neon Bible, obscene facial expressions that could well eel him to the American Deep South in the arrested. you feel like you have been transported hack in 1940's, where once again he depicts life time into some grotesque travelling circus freak show. for the young as a lonely and isolated. And then there's the singer. Why anyone would Focusing on David. the only child of a chill ise Bush for their hand of choice is unfathomable. strained marriage. Davies presents the but the second the first chord is struck. my mind is slow moving life in the US Bible Belt made up. The sound these four "musicians" produce is with appropriate techniques, but despite so bland and watered down that they make the Stone this pertinence he seems Iii have Temple Pilots look like the lieu Nirvana • eschewed thought hir anything eke, and Bush are a hand so dour that they should have a thus the film is disjointed. gavernment health warning: "DON'T IX) IT JUST It's obvious that it was indeed such a 'SAY NO TO BUSH". portrait that Davies sought, but the lack Vickie Boulton of any continuity throughout the film prohibits the audience from relating to Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Duchess of York any of the central characters. They Dead Zone therefore become more like charicatures, and any plot developments that do occur eh a flourish ul mysticism. effects and tie uei al are never followed through, leaving the tom-foolery Gorky's Zygotic Mynci took the audience alienated and distanced. David's WDuchess-of York by storm. Embracing an air Dreadzone, Asian Dub Foundation, Black Star Liner • LUU Refectory father (played admirably by Dennis of high professionalism mixed with youthful vigour. Leary) plants crops on supposed barren seemed content to merely plug in the• Gorky's rattled through a uniquely eclectic set mixing. he D.J.s w ere finally silenced land, but the result of his scheme is never sequencers and wave their arms around. at points. ballads with thrashy pop. and the hand strode revealed, and his subsequent death after Which was a shame, because they music Gorky's. in their one hour show, played through a confidently onto the stage. leaving for the war is mentioned only in T they do make is intelligent. absorbing and. selection of tunes mainly from their "Bywd Time" LP. passing. picked up their instruments and thankfully, inventive dub dance; The second including amongst their number such greats as "Miss Finally. David is offered an exit from spanked out their best loved anthem support band, the laughably dismal Black Trudy" and Da." They also included in their his bleak existence, when his Aunt May "Iechyd to send the crowd wild.... Well, not Star Liner would do well to learn from such performance some of the more weirder moments loan is offered another chance to make it as a quite actually. The band walked on creativity. Sampling "Roll With It" and "Bywd Time" such as "The Man with the Salt Hair" singer, but his ill mother is a burden and and gave us more of what the D.J.s "Common People" on top of an already and 'The Game of Eyes" which managed, through their he cannot leave her alone. Her suicide exhausted dub beat simply doesn't work. eult status, to drive the crowd wild. had previously been playing. Close frees him, but his aunt's betrayal in Euros Childs, keyboardist extraordinaire, led his your eyes and they might as well not boys. leaving means he is totally alone, and the Dreadzone's sounds are far subtler. hand charismatically throughout.. es en coping have been there. poignant reoccuring image of David admirahly with the over exicitahle crowd who knew Sure. Dreadvone often sounded amazing. though: reggae. techno and even folk can be alone on a train is the one which stays found hidden in the walls of sound. which they were witnessing pop greatness and in their particularly during the rousing "Captain A ith the audience, travelling to an excitement even demanding personal requests. Dread", but as far as live music goes. it was are well worth checking out on record. hut_ unknown destination and an uncertain despite the valiant arm waving, are a little Poptastic nonetheless. a bit of a non-event. While the mightily future. Phil Lindfield impressive Asian Dub Foundation gave a disappointing 'live,' Ben Cook i ass. passionate perfominnee. Dreadaone Ben Stack.

The Blues Brothers, Alhambra Theatre Marisoi, at the Harrogate refreshing change from the usual tributes, The Official Theatre: a glimpse of the.... D ARK FUTURE Albums Tribute Ti, The Blues Brothers was a glistening song and Into all areas of her lite. Ibis is part of the pples and coffee are extinct, the sky ;e show bursting at the seams with exuberance and dunt is no longer blue and the rain bums play's power, its disturbing contemporary vitality mo, really). -one's skin. The homeless are references allow the audience linle escape Lizard Music, "Fashionably lame" Particularly impressive were the lighting effects by Patrick torched, children are hunted down and front Rivera's terrifying crution. The Woothotfe - but credit for the thoroughly professional credit card companies violently torture had characterisation is often poignant: the atmosphere must go to the director, David Wand, a BAFTA lien a record cites as producer Stese Athim, debtors. This dark vision of the future is brother of Martsol's friend is mentally nominee for his work on such films as Personal Services and the man responsible for Nirvana's criminally vibrantly portrayed in Marisol,Joce disturbed because he was the subject of under-rated "In utero" album, you could be Mona Lisa, Rivera's surreal, nightmarish production in government testing for six years. W the The arrangements, by Jeff Wright, stuck closely to forgiven for thinking you have found a promising new which the bleak future is seen through the 'let the main downfall of the play is iinginal soundtrack while managing to sound fresh, and the grunge act. However. production is all "Fashionably eyes of a young woman living in a world that it tries to be too many things. witty dynamic from last, Big Band numbers to slow ballads and hack lame" has in common with a certain guitarist whose which is an ecological timebomb. commentary is supposed to juxtapose the to R.&B standards never-some/I forced. picture adorns every second wall in Leeds 6. The reason for all this doom and gloom dark world created. and yet it merely Brad Henshaw as Jake and Simon Foster as Elwoixl, The opening Weezer-esque "Esquire" is a false stems from a senile God whose own exposes a cultural gulf - the comic combine a pausing resemblance to the originals Man Aeloaryd dawn for an album which quickly descends into a mess angels arc revolting against him to save the references are imbedded in American. and the late. great. John Behishil with effortless dance skills of feedback and out of tune vocals, and while sonic 'universal body." If this. sounds like British consciousness and so the humour and powerful stage presence. semblance of song construction emerges for the subtler esoteric garbage, fear not. The imagery of often misses the mark. However. Marisol "Howard's machinery," and "I see France," these are A great night out for all concerned • catch them at home at Christmas, the production is striking; the audience are chills to the bone and the haunting world little more than token efforts. Worst of a bad bunch is never allowed to forget the horror of created is frighteningly pi issible. "She's a very very fat fat. weirdo."•an inadvisable John Goodfellow Marisofs world as its violence overspills Rebecca Sheasby attempt to cross grunge with flamenco. which for some reason fails to work. If you mix up the hand name and album title, you get "Fashionably lizard" and "Lame music." One of those descriptions lust about sums up this release! FRANK-LY CRAP Chris Leadbeater ante may remember the paper- of nicely timed tw ists should keep him muck headed hero. Frank in rent for a little while at least. Various, "Totally Wired 14" S Sidebottom, from Number 73 or Frank, dressed in his "smashing big performing his "Hit the road long shorts" and singing along to a Jack..."song in Remote Control. Ii is programmed keyboard. was certainly a rid yet another nosh-tnasir i)I "unreleased and certainly preferable to get a prior sight to behold. He's gut his hard to find' tracks from the funkiest of sounds warning about Sidebonom's grasp of catchphrases, he's got his puppet Little Aaround.... Obvious highlights from (.. 1,!.1,,.■comedy as he's very definitely an Frank ion this neeassion still dressed in t '('lockwork Man' I and Mother Earth t 'We'is- .1 acquired taste. But before we talk al' his Halloween gear) and he's got Winner' ) excel because of their distinctly catchy Frank. his support Andy Robinson is enough songs to bore you to tears. melodies_ but some just slip into the must mediocre of very worthy of a mention. That was the problem really. Frank mutak.i.e. Snow hoy 's '24 fur Betty Page' which is Overcoming the hurdle of facing an just didn't know when to shut up. Apart something even your local Spar wouldn't be averse to audience who had all turned up from musical highlights such as "Guess play ing. especially to sing along to Frank's who's been on Mate/i of the Dot' - and As an album of whet:tables. this is harmless but football songs, Robinson successfully his cover versions of Oasis and Blur, hardly essential. We're up to compilation number 14 won the crowd fiver. Definitely more of Frank really wasn't that impressive. now Don't you think it's time to call it a day -' a student comic than the thirty- Maybe that's the point though. Frank something icon that is Frank, Sidebottom is bollocks and he knows it. Mike Matthews Robinson's mastery of the aside and use Comedy. eh? Will Reardon 1a ARTS 5 DRAMA A Yearning Studio Theatre, LMU its play is an emouomil Hill's thrills and effective transportation of Frederico Garvin Lotra's classic play Yerma. from Andalucia to the Punjabi atininunity in Birmingham. It focuses on Amur inlayed by Sudha Bhuchar - better belly lau h known as Mecna in Eastenders.) whose whole life is centred around having a baby. For Arise. a baby is a sign of fulfilment. Harry Hill has been flirting with the Big Time for and is perceived by her to be an escape from the sadness she many years. CIE SANGSTER checks out if the feels within her marriage. When she fails to conceive, she Fruit Corner man is ready for the limelight bemmes the ertare of gossip and suspicion, and the play arry Hill's old- we all know. are deadly poisor traces her inward struggle to fashioned, fun-for-all- After this film the act hegan properly retain her pride and sanity since with all the novelty wigs and audience she is unable to conform to the the-family stage victimisation you could possibly hope- for. norms of her society. persona fitted in to the Hill's comic style weaves five or six long- The message of A Yearning is Hsurrounding glitziness of the running themes together. along with ambiguous. Western women City Varieties perfectly. absurd one-liners and catchphruses. You might receive it with a sadness never know which thread he will pick up and a sympathy for women in Apparently it used to be a next, and if you walked in halfway Amar's position. its she is caged world-famous music hall and it through you'd he at a loss to know why within her society and her home. still seems to be trapped in the everybody was falling about at the They might, too, deplore the twenties, at least as far as the mention of choc-ice crafts or Tom Baker manner in which Amar tries to decor is concerned. It's a or "the rabbit in the ditch with the lead overcome her feelings of piping." He takes a small idea arid builds inadequacy. However, because brilliant venue and Hill was a it up into a teetering edifice of absurdity, women such as An iv are round peg in a round hole. knowing just when to pull out the bottom defined by their bodies, and Seemingly unsure of the audience's brick and watch it all fall down. valued on their reproductive composition. the management tried to He wore his trademark open necked abilities. this perception is cover all options by playing student- seventies shirt with the collar up to his incongruous with the cultural friendly Britpop tunes as well as ears. NHS specs and a now of biros in his context. top pocket. Although he developed his cheesy old music hull numbers. This A Yearning might seem only style on the radio (Harry Hun Fruit complemented Harry's act which was to appeal to people of Indian Corner on Radio Four) it translated well culture, but since its themes are liberally sprinkled with slightly off- visually. He tells jokes that feel familiar universally relevant, there is the-mark yoof culture references, like even though you're hearing them for the uneful exploration from a multi- a friendly old uncle who desperately first time - "As soon as you get on the cultural ix,uit of view. tries to seem hip and trendy but who phone, the bath starts running." Olivia Skone doesn't quite carry it off 11 like the Hill showed his professionalism and Indic bands..."). Pulp Fiction, spontaneity by giving shoo shrift to a Goldeneye. Coco Pops, Cluedo, drunken heckler who yelled something indistinct about his knob - he gazed The Comedy of Errors Quincy and Cilia Black all got a look thoughtfully outwards and said, Raven Theatre in too. "Evolution is a wonderful thing - perhaps Hill opened with a grainy black and is is one of those you should try it", to great applause- white film projected onto confusing Shakespeare the safety Harry Hill looks set to be another Eddie plays consisting of curtain, containing a bizarre concoction of Ward, rising to fame without TV. endless implausible eases of youthful reminiscences and serious lie is affable, jolly and seriously funny. identical twins, mistaken documentary footage. I don't want to spoil As he says, you can tell a lot about identity and much japes and it for anyone planning to see it but Elvis someone's personality from what they're tomfoolery thereon. dies after eating daffodil bulbs "which. as like. This production by LIEU Theatre Group sensibly concentrated on the comic and physical sides of the piece. rather than relying too heavily on the plot. The most visually Murder in the Candyman II arresting scenes were those MGM Cinema involving the clownish servants. First FILM MGM Cinema FILM Dir Bill (andon twins both called Dimly (Laurie] Bmadley & Becca Dm: Mark Recto Stars: Tony Todd Kelly Mountford) and the frantic, Story Christian Slater Rowan strobe-tit scene changes. The Antipholus twins. masters of the rama! Emotion! Ti.snure! No, I'm ssentiully a remake i,1 the original Dmrnios, were excellently nut talking about watching the Catulyntfut. minus all the good bits. portrayed by Duncan lainealen DPrincess Di interview. I'm talking Ehi' s dubious sequel follows the and Adam Dawson. as were the about Murder in the First. Yes. it's wacky exploits of murderous spectre. the sister;, glamorous Adriana another one of those 'powerful dramas' . Candyman (Tony 711x1d). a hulking black iSally VanderpurniO and frumpy except this one is good. fellow with a hook for a hand. Luciana (Marie-Claire Walton') The story (based on truth) is thus: 'The film works well on all levels: cool As anyone who's seen the first film who steal the hnithers' hearts. while a prisoner on Alcatraz. Henri 'Young camera angles. amazing acting and sorted will know. mortal folk can summon him The stark black and white set (Kevin Hawn). suffers three years of script What could so easily be corny and by chanting his name five times in the Anyone with a single grey cell will have _served as an inane contrast to abuse in solitary confinement. When he is cliched is an fact thoughtful and mirror. Nevertheless. Candsman II solved the mystery long before the film the -colourful chaos of the plot. released he murders another primmer. The emotionally involving (crying is definitely Manages to waste acres of film on story eventually 'shocks' us with its revelation. and the cast's manic mambo film follows young lawyer. James on the agenda.) Even though this is a development, when all we really want is In the meantime, we wait for the dim dancing to Perez 'Prez' Prado Starnphill's (Christian Slater) legal battle courtmom centred drama there is much to be scared parless. chiuneters to spot the obvious, without wits very funny. It was these to prove that Young was merely the more to it. There's plot going on all over Once again. the Candyman is obsessed even bud special effects or cheesy visual images which stayed in weapon and that Alcatraz was the the place but it's not difficult to follow with a sweet young blonde_ This time it's dialogue to add unintentional comedy. the imagination rather than the murderer. because you become so caught up with it. an teacher Annie Tarrant (Kelly Rowan). In the single highlight of the film, the lengthy explanatory scenes: this The two leads put in storming OK. so this is quite a serious film and She summons him by accident - he Candy man advises Annie. "Swallow your play is so complicated it is performances. Racial is stunning as the if that's nut what you want then you won't proceeds to impale her friends and loved horror. it will nourish you." If horror is probably better unexplained, In scarred and twitching prisoner and Slater like it. However, this film does grab you ones on his handy hook health food, then Cundmuin II isn't Fart conclusion- lots of comedy, and is slicker than his hair grease as the by the halls and make you think at the Despite ample opportunities the film of any nutritious breakfast. It's about as not many errors! maverick young lawyer. They are hacked Sine liTTIC (quite a feat) go see iL even lacks the decency to serve up sonic horrific as anything I'd take my ti ye-year Alison Gibbs up handsomely by the character basic raunchy gore. Instead. it labours on old wee to see. chameleon Gary adman, as the brutal Diane Leeming about Annie's search for truth concerning Rebecca Cohen Warden Glenn. her mysterious link with the Candyinan.

Segment three MUSIC 5f7

Seeing BLACK STAR LINER • "The Jawz EP" t EXP

A dm kly assured trip to the near east and hack, via Elland Road. 'Thunderous eastern percussion, driving bass and strident wailing make 'The Java EP stand nut head and shoulders above the other offerings this week. Single of the week for ' Yeboah's Jawz'

SHED SEVEN "Getting Better" Poly dor Not, us you may suppose. a well-timed Stars Beatles cover by York's finest exports. This is instead standard Shed Seven fare. entirely guitar-orientated and a classic case ' if you like them already. you'll like the Ascending stars in the galaxy of intelligent, sugar-sweet pop Dubstar charmed the single. ' pants off PIERS MARTIN while BEN LLOYD caught them live

of the finest (news order... ure pup" is a terrible cliche. songs. however, and you'll chance upon the very thing that makes Dubstar different. Lyrically, ...ten minutes later, they reappear. Whenever a pop group is thrust shimmering into the stage. The hand are a into the sickly world that is they hall from that ubiquitous Northern school of bleak outlooks, dry humour and wry knowing. cool, pristine, effortlessly tasteful and p"Indic." use keyboards. a pitch- perceptions. "It's more striving to express seductive hybrid of addictive pop melodies and perfect pin-up female singer and make yourself-. Sarah says. "rather than trying to write symphonic clubby soundscapes, over which soars .1014 enchanting, almost sexual pop music. in a certain style." the voice of an angel reciting diary entries of with an image that hope and longing. They could hardly fail live 11P"' they are lazily tarred It's true than pop's playground is overloaded both dents and creates the group's aura. with all-boy gangs and that the occasional female After all, most of the music is programmed, and is pure Cocteau Twins crystal. A new sin for Chrissie This fails to fare Duhstar. the Tyneside trio is often perceived as a thing of strange. other- the subtle guitar whose seductive. trippy LP, Disgraceful, has worldly beauty who must have feminist leanings But the music possesses such a warmth. and reaped much acclaim and whose glossy FM- but who should also just sit over there and give Sarah's vocals and presence are so charming that friendly tunes will forever he greeted with good face. Ir this why, perchance. there's a there wars no danger of it being an empty THE PRETENDERS exclamations of 'nice' and 'sweet'- much like laigc, pink, furry vagina on the album cover? experience. "200(1 Miles" WEA those of St. Etienne and The Cardigans, whose "A kit of people ask me about that and Dubstar understand that formula is club they've recently joined. "It's not a problem whether I feel upset about it and I might be a everything, but never forget that being clever A beautiful, poignant song, though this to be compared to St. Etienne,'" muses Steve disgrace to my sex, but I think it's really funny," does not excuse one from being fun.•Duhstar time round the polite applause of the Hillier, the band's resident bald man and Sarah chuckles. I mean, when wits the last time underStanclthat pop music can be special, it can tacked-on ' live ' audience doesn't quite technical geezer. "because they're a good group. an album cover got talked about so much? It has possess that secret ingredient to make your heart ling true, and neither do the over-stated It'd be far worse to draw comparisons with. say. a kind of duality which re-fleets the music: it's swell with intoxicating, indefinable sated joy. -.trines they've bunged in. The Christmas • Ace Of Base" fluffy and nice on top but quite sinister inside." It's lazy summer days - it 's innocence. eard inlay might he a little nail but it's the Slice through the immediate sheen of theft Then They eat, change and become Pop Stars exuberance and romance. soundest, seasonal contender thus far For Xmas No, 1.

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Let me hear you scream! The Smash Hits Party hit Sheffield as Boyzone, PJ and Duncan and Deuce, among others, strutted their teeny bopper stuff. HANNAH JONES picked up her Boyzone banner and screamed her heart out

ho's in the house? The entire squeakiest. cliquicst pop combos to jump on the they're about it. Louise, now apart Irian her Eternal pre-pubescent female Hits' tour bus and perform their biggest chart- soulmates, has her own '70s counterpart, looking population judging by the busters. before they're mercilessly hustled off stage alarmingly like Olivia Newton John. EYC and NMI sound of it. As Clock lake to the and the next three-minute sensation is ushered on. showed a few classy maneouvres, and the Outhere Wstage for their allotted 12 minutes of miming New and really quite dreadful acts (Benz. Get Brothers were unfeasibly cherished by the crowd, as Ready) are interspersed with bankers like Deuce and and hand-waving, there are enough juvenile every gabbled word was screamed in unison. The Sean Maguire so that the show is stretched to an programming was so utterly ruthless that YJ and female hormones in the room to exhaust action-packed three hours, with loads of highlights as Duncan were limited to "13 Krazy Katz" and new every rampant rugby team in the land. well as opportunities to rush off to the ladies to touch Chrimixi amoocher "Perfect". v. ithout so much as Everywhere you look there are satin minis, babe up that lipstick. hairspray, and Kleenex stuffed into a Rhurable in sight, but their well-rehearsed tops and teeny tiny rucksacks worn by girls who look cuteness and studied choreography was as like they've hijacked the sale winning as ever. Judging by the girls' reactions, rail at Top Shop. They say Everywhere you look there are girls headliners Boyzone (they were allowed to do that pop star adulation lour - four! songs i seem to he heading straight is most girls' first in satin minis who look like they've for Take That's crown, now that the Fab Four sexual experience hijacked the sale rail at Top Shop sob) have stopped washing their hair and and this is entirely started dating Page 3 Girls. Take Thai may well 'ust judging by sweep the board yet again at this year's Poll the girls at rather optimistic Wonderbra. Winner's Party but the Boy, will give them a run Sheffield It's a winning formula. For our piffling 13 quid for their money. Arena. who entrance fee we're treated to Boyzone. P.1 & (Duncan, Whatever you kiss last thing at night, whether it's arc absolutely Deuce. Sean Maguire. Louise from Eternal. Ml48. in two or three dimensions, events like this prove beside Ultimate Kaos. EYC, the Outhere Brothers and many that while Ws like these come and then sink without themselves as others who will never make it to Saturday morning a trace, the pop phenomenon will always be more one after telly. One disposable gem followed another defining important than any of another. Trey. all those really important kid things (and a good deal them. Pop springs KG. Craig. of the adult ones) - crushes, frustration, Eternal. Right. Steve and devotion, and being a Krazy Kat. Lest we Louise" Sean pull up forget, pop is not meant to change the world but their shirts arid get you by in a crisis. and hand you some fun along stroke the way. gloriously well- Deuce epitomise the here today/gene toritorti,Iw denied six- nature of this kind of show. The original Agnetha packs. and Anna-Frid of the outfit have apparently been These gigs are a replaced. but the new ones were miming along simple and blatantly merrily to the old stuff. apparently without a qualm exploitative idea. The in the world, Obviously they're going nowhere but bosses get their they're going to show everyone u good time while f Not so fab four

Are too many necrophiliacs surrounding the corpse of The Beatles? With the Fab Four revival reaching fever pitch, and "Free as a Bird" attracting mixed reactions, MARK KINGSTON casts a philosophical eye over the current moptop mania...

read the news today, oh boy... about tin a hedgehog but otherwise it was fairly Lennon Day"). almost indecipherable... it wouldn't surprise the Beatles getting back together." uncontroversial, The Anthology I album also contains Me if he'd actually intended it to sOund like he Well. it was actually over a year ago A tot of the fuss has been about whether snatches of interviews with the band members was not "Free As A Bird" but "'High As A I Kite". that I read the news but hying a Lennon would have approved id' it all.. 1 can't (including Lennon) and other voices from the Beatles fan it was certainly difficult to see why not. he was a legend in his own grave. namely Bruin Epstein and Eric But do I like it? Ves. I tits., unlike these know what to make of it at the time, lifetime but now he's becoming more like a Mt tree.im0e, After listening to the group's cynical gits who think that because its not a Now the event has arrived and not only do saint. He once said that the Beatles were more first ever recordings ("That'll Be Tbe Day" Strawberry Fields or a Hey Jude it's a his let we gel new songs but we get TV shows, popular than Jesus... well, it's a hit longer than and "In Spite Of All The Danger"[ Eric down. It RarmiN like the Beatles and it's a good song... that's all the justifivation it needs. viiieils, books and even calendars thrown in as 3 days but being resurrected after 15 years is mid-Wye been tempted to say "WhatIrlya think We ll The Anthology series began on Sunday still pretty impressive. Could there ht some rd it so he Rtibbish!-, but things rapidly kick And was tt a good idea to reform' Therr's ....Atli a safe., informative passage through the sort of of religious ix:casion to4,..vietwtc into sear irk Mk tilt:11mi only one answer to dun... if "Free As A Riot" denies Robson & Jerome the Christmas no 1 go inp's origins... unfortunately in some of the Perhaps the first Sunday in December a ill Another dodgy old tape is ins otved in the he [intik. old tcli vr,iorrelipsJohn sounded like u Dula henceforth be known as "John Sunday- making "f the 151.'w single. at Ira"! one spot the we can all be thanktill that t and Ringo looked like he'd modelled himself iliefore it's tantalum-Wised unit bail:canes 'la assumes that's the reason Lennon's are have decided to "conic together" once again.

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(Wouldn't it be nice to drama Til• &Nos il Modisem County chases the previously orchestrated awesome see. just once. a gangster movie where the and the sensitive cowboy and secret motor vehicle mayhem in The French hoods actually get away with their caper. service agent of Ugingiven and In The Connecriem and To Live. And Die in IA), But don't murder the wrong guy or steal the fake introduces Lute Of Flee respectively. besides automobile action there's not much rather than the genuine painting?) But hack in the early 1980s he was still more to his talent these days - the glory days .Pamela Stephenson never really made it struggling to find intriguing non-Dins Harry of Connection and The Evon•isr are Icing on the big screen for if you want to he action movie roles. With Tightrope behind him. There's a chance to catch die cynical about iii, on the small screen small )Thursday Cry. 9110pnt) he was kugely early Friedkin, before he really hit his stride. either, four-odd series of Not The Nine successful. The chief dilerence with this on Tuesday when The Night They Raided O'Clock News, thankytm and goodnight). In BARE serial killer on the louse epic is that it's set Minsky (Tuesday BBC'. Midnight) gets a fact her film roles tended to he along the ESSENTIAL WEDNESDAYS in New Orleans rather than Harry's home of screening. An eclectic cast. which includes lines of lead himbo • to wit. Superman San Francisco. such notables as Jason Robards. Britt Bloodbath At The Denise of Death and Mond Otherwise, it's husiness as usual with Eklund. Noncan Wisdom and Denholm Up Virgin Soldiers (Thursday ITV. Eastwixxl taking on the Big Sleeps finest in Elliot. excel in the story of an Amish eirl 12.40am). in which she falls Inc the dubious pound a PINT and psychosexual murders. armed only with his who gets involved in the bawdy world of charms of Robin Asquith. An adaptation of laconic wit and, of course. a very big gun. burlesque - and not a car chase in sight. Lesley Thomas' popular novel, this film is pound a game of Not as good as early Hairy. but a damn sight There is plenty of action, however, in neither as funny or as saucy as its pedigree better than The Dead Pool. The Rookie and Sonatine (Sunday BBC2, I I.30pm. a might lead you to believe. the same year's City Heat Dark. disturbing Japanese gangster thriller from 'Beat' B-movie addicts are in for a meal this EGAZONE and, well. dirty. Clint afficionados can also aTakeshi Kitano. the cult director who week First they've got It Conquered The World (Friday fiBC1. 1.15» m). 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ZAHIR MOHAMMED HARD (TIRE I'K Bo r. TNI PANTS AHOY JOHN SO1 rrt !WORTH HILL 13 L5e, PANTS, pants and more pants: without doubt. LAIN COVENTRY THIS TIME. 1414 this year's favourite theme for team names. The IAN HUTCHINSON FC ASBACHLERALT 140 bizarre popularity of Y-fronts. prompted by last ANNA GORDON THE LIME GREEN CATEPILLARS 144 MATTHEW SAMUEL. WOKING'S WET DREAM TEAM 14.4 year's winning entry 'Poo and Pants', is such that Jr. SIMON AMES R IRNOE THE MAL-KENO: 143 we are for the first time, able to introduce our KELVIN KLIEK HOY Z FROst ILL 143 JOHN WOODWARD ICE ARMY 14.1 very own 'Pants League': a table exclusively made In (iAVtN LI OKAY. HATING -DIN! 142 up of teams whose names are associated with the II= MINK} _ ANDIURSEN 'THE VIKING, 140 word 'pants' in one way or another. MATTHEW PARR MC1S El 51.1:Y FE 1411 1 3= TOLIY PHELPS SUVA ToTHE Si 139 And at the top of the STEVEN TAYLOR ,\DMIlt AL SFILLT ELEVEN 139 'trunks table' and currently on THE REFEREE IS= AN DREW 1$1 RIDALE BURNLEY erry I lx course to emerge 'whiter than IAN RAY PANTECHNICON lit nilikS 138 white' come the end of the Rowland (he's a West Hum '7. ALEX HADDIX7K NUS ACES 131 IAN JACKSON GOO_SE I LILT season, are the 'Plastic Pants' defender1 proving the best 137 SARAH FITI-11 1'ITE:11Y EXPRESS on 124 points (manager Glen bargain with six points arid strikers Whit tingham tin.d MARK HELM Jl'NINI-P 1 Kik IRMO 137 BodiIly clearly seems well Rosenthal surpassing all 1= WM-MING YAtl MARRY ME ISA TISE'• 16 suited to the job!) The chasing expectations. they may yet LORNA ROSES, VTTOM SIVOND FIDDLE 116 pack meanwhile features the salvage some honour and dienity. DAVE BRINKLEY IINYF'S'DYNASIlc 1xXIBREYS 136 likes of 'Roger's Pants'. Sadly for the 'Tight Tetley ION ToBIAS IOTRAI L PIE 116 'Warm Pants', and 'Ben's Red Treasurer' alias manager Mark TOM HIGBEE GENGHIS 136 . CHB IS COMPTON Hot Pants' who are on a rather Hughes. it is becoming clear that TANGERINE DREAM 2 135 at least some of that JCR money BERNARD KONG PIS - PARTNERS IN SORRA 135 1uke-warm R6. WENG HOONG LEOW SWEET slINSAlltiN 135 The din does not stop should have been spent on his Learn. because they, are ''1-JUSTIN LAWSON ttisTS GIANTS 134 there either. Celebrity Y-fronts GRAHAM NETIStiN GRETRIFILES currently propping up the table 134 feature prominently, with both - I= KERRY STEN/HOUSE CHEIIKY MONKEYS 131 on -3. HE1 EN BUSH HUSH-LIMOS 111 John Motson 's and Jimmy There are two other Motty- BEN CAHN HERNARD'S BOYS 1 13. Hill's pants coming under related teams in this year's MARCO GARAVELLG DIE REDS I 14 close scrutiny. Unfortunately league. "John Moison's furry JOHN SHEARLOCK okEENBOR LES 131 for Matthew Lewis. the coats' managed by lint Sadler MARK ROWE AI;PA RACING 133 are keeping very warm in Ibl sl U'TWIS O exper nces a Commentators nig tmare Fulham chairman's tendency GRAZIANCF MILANO THE NAT-NOSE STRIKES HACK place on 118 points. while to talk out of his arse has left Ili. MATTHEW SANDERSON SANDN . S SUPERNOVAS 132 George Ommaney'S 'Motson's them languishing at the The One and Only Pants League (ooh er missus..) PURVI SHAII SHAH'S SHOOTING STARS I 32 flotsam' are just about staying bottom of thepants league, As JON SIMLA JON'S GIANTS 132 afloat on 99. GLEN Ill It e11 .I PI.ANAIC PANTS. 124 STUART HUNTER INTER SHEEP 1 32 Molly himself would no doubt. And even the great man DAN EVA tiff PANTS um 121 JEREMY Eowntios ROC1ER'S PANTS I0q SEAN STOREY IN 111E. LEAD 112 exclaim: -OH I SAY1.- himself might not enjoy working smAirr LOVEGROVE. PANTS ON FLOOR EC ISM JULIAN BETTS WHO NEE!)S SHEARER4 32 Things are not all had on a game involving the ream however for Jimmy Hill's undies, PAUL ANDERTON PANTS. PANTS, ELEPHANTS 101 44= DEBBIE Rom-As A GOUT} ROGERING I 31 appropriately named 'The IAN MESSENGER PANTS AR: 96 SIMON RHEA TOXIC MIX 1$1 for their grand total of seven Commentators Nightmare', points IS sufficem to head the ROSS DILWORTH WARM PANTS XV 93 EIF1..EN FORD FORD S FC 031 Manager Anthony Magee's team PAUL EARNSHAW JOHN MOTS. ON'S PANTS 48 'freebies league' - a league 47, KIRSTY I)ANKS IDA NKS DI HAII-INS 'TS 13(I sheet from I - II: T Wright. D STEVE PEIFFLEY BEN'S. RED HOT PANTS 46 ! 1. r consisting of five teams made up PHIL "CURLY" MAYES Ttill OFFSHORE DIttLIERS Whyte, M Wright, 0 White, I JEAN•PIF.RRE BOLET PANTS PI' 76 I IELIN JACKSON HELEN s Hat Si L1,1 from the scrapheap of 18 Wright. Saab 1) Peacock. G RICH FROST THE PANTS. CAT LIVES! 65 LAMES WEBB JAMES' LOG LA115 1313 Premiership rejects. all costing Peacock, D Lee, RIxe and I Lee! JOE WILL POO AND PANTS WILL SUFFER absolutely nothing. With Keith MATtHEW LEWIS JIMMY HILL'S PANTS -e■ Week five players' scores. Are you striking out with Le Saux or backing off with Batty?

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1 6 ...STUDENT Fndal Untrnbet i Sport SUPER SEVEN BOWLED OVER By Lee Openshaii SEVEN !Reds tenpin National Parke howlers were selected for the Great Britain students squad after the recent SQUASH STARS HOPE Nottingham AMF Bowl. Kate Poole was named as the FOR ENGLAND GLORY Ladies' team captain and will be joined by in the national squad by fellow LUU student Sarah By Jon Brodkin "1•1‘: skew up /gd ns! sttmc of Dobson. the country's top junior LMLISLI's Steve Ramses will THREE 1.UU squash players. who represent various skipper the men's team. players are on course sports institutes. There will he supported by Matt Forward to play for England d 14)1 of strong competition for (LMUSU), Alwyn von Mittel after qualifying for the the England places, but if it tLMUSUL Mark Flynn and train hard we should make it British Universities Simon Foulser (both LUU). Reynolds and Gallant won LUU's ladies' team won the Championship finals. both their matches in Nottingham competition for the Dy lan Reynolds. Warwick to make the cut second consecutive year. while Anthony Gal lard and Only 12 of the 131) [NUR! broke all team records Emma Parke all came competitors qualified. and on their was to victory in the they will be joined in the through last iieckend's men's event. LUU men finished finals by three Scots and preliminary tournament in third in a field of 20 teams fmtn Northern Ireland's top student around the country. Warwick unbeaten, and squash player. will make the national student side if They impress Progress ■ during l'ebruar fs finals in Parke was one of lour TAKEN TO TASC Manchester. women who progressed past FtELEN Trevarrow hit u hat-nick If successful, the trio can the preliminary round. She as TASC trounced LUU 9.0 in look forward to the exciting qualified for the England Wednesday's women's football prospect of representing squad last year but was derby. TASC have now scored England in a home unable to take her place in I l l goals this season. international clash with Wales the side. Trevano gave TASC the lead in April and then in the World All three have already in the 13th minute. and Seana Student Games, which are represented their country at Kelly 121, Leala MeCusker, being staged in Holland over junior level, and Parke's Seana Kelly and Helen Martin all the summer. brother recently led England scored before LUU compounded It was a very impressive to a squash World Cup their misery by putting through performance." Reynolds said. triumph in Egypt COURT CASE: Dylan Reynolds and Emma Parke are pressing for England places Pic: P Cotton their own net 10 minutes from All frame in touch with QUIZ FINAL BECKETT PARK C PUS 5 DECEMBER am prices from 8.30pm travel • torn in We specialise in low cost travel for students and young people providing support in over 150 offices throughout the world f 0/W f RTN f 0/W f RTN E 0/VV f RTN AMSTERDAM tr. 45 69 DELHI fr.252 387 NAIROBI fr. 179 349 ATHENS 85 112 DUBLIN 35 49 NEW YORK 83 152 L AUSTRALIA 382 569 ISTANBUL 97 139 PARIS 28 55 BANGKOK 195 381 L.A./SAN.FRAN.119 239 PRAGUE 69 133 BARCELONA 70 99 LYON 70 140 TEL AVIV 99 175 BOLOGNA 67 93 MEXICO 155 299 TORONTO/MTREAL 95 190

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Sport t I i,, C I I 11l-ti in.1.0 1,,,,,h1.,:, 1 i.r.,, 1 BUSA CHAMPIONSHIPS WEEK SEVEN BUSA GRIER WE GO results

Campbell try Up to and including 22.11.95 lifts the gloom LOU Football 1.• I.! I LMUSU 10 HUMBERSIDE 6 I F. i"

Men's Rugby 1st XI LUU Hockey

A SPECTACULAR individual try by Grier Camphell was 1 I I; a rare highlight in a scrappy game which was generally I.f 1 i.N...111:1.111,1,...) : %1^11.11111t1,:i: devoid of entertainment or skill. 'II+ I I " Tries at the beeinning of each half were sufficient to cant ' 1 LMUSU victory. but their complacent approach to the game - 1 I I I ^ rendered meaningless by the fact that both sides had already •-•••■•,•, , qualified for the next round - meant that what should have By Zoe Feller LUU Badminton been a siraightforWard win • I ,•... !'• • .... became prolonged torture for litunherside bLCk1 mere IF FA' I.t F, rt player, and spectator, alike. prevented LMUSU from taking the IA I Nevertheless, lead. but somehow. the vista its held on LMUSU 11. • •1 , thoroughly deserted to beat a LMUSUAt finallythe start made of the their second halt Nuprrtnak: Humberside team lacking in ideas, count. Mike 'Trench ratiaded oft a fine LMUSU football width and composure. Several off- move with a try. and Leeds were rarely ,• . •4 1111,1 • the-hall scuffles meant that the in trouble after that as the game whs t 111 Si • 14..1,1 +.1 .11..1.: Mote was kept busy throughout. t It by the ft itsx ds 1.I I •11 11..11 I Skipper liarkw, was disappointed Brilliant I, 11 I, I 1 s, ; with his side's display. • gase away Ilte match started brightly, idly peitallies and rushed things:' he t 1 1i 1 :4 FIF F l. - • 1 I 1 ■•■,11 Humberside scaring an early penally said. It was our worst performance of k hefore Grier Campbell went over for his the season. but we won so I'm not brilliant score. He picked the kill up complainant." LMUSU Netball deep In his own half. ran down the The 2nd and 3rd teams had more .1 -I boil wing. across the pitch and touched the plaint:live days, winning -t1t-0 and 13-5 I - r rr, I 44 11 I I t hall down under the posts_ Campbell's respectively, in spite or the tact that I Fr.., form this season has earned him they both played with only 14 men. The 11. r1•• I • selection for the British North women's team enjoyed the hest result. 1 i Ii, ,kro 1 I I. I 14 18' Universities side..thing with team They won 60-IL with all but three mates Chris Head and Paul Sheldon. players scoriae. Natasha Burton and LMUSU Rugby Union Captain Richard Barlow was off Sinead Finnegan celebrated their 2.2 I / 41 1.1. LS11 Si- IR Mill 17 target with the conversion, and a few birthdays with tries. and serum-half 2rFrI. It5.111111 Li it minutes later Humberside were hack in Ky. Davenport weighed in with a hat- 1.111. !.Noll!' ix front following another penalty. The trick. It Wu.; their hest result in two 1111wIlls-roat excitement or the first halt was then years and an excellent team Woivl 1...M1151' Mil .11.umbett,c1r 1.1 over. Last ditch elearane•!s by the performance. JUMP TO IT LMUSU overcame compaclency to defeat Humberside on Wednesday r 11 1, t. F 1"T", Iiii F ■IF +1 19N 77 If, IMUSI n 5 LI I 127 71 In ; Li 1 ..e.1:•.1 If, 1 1,,11 /1 t•..i Thrown away at the death LMUSU Hockey LMUSU 2 HUMBERSIDE 2 LATE COLLAPSE mews Harkey 1st XI OTHER RESULTS Report by Paul Wilson then piled lin the piessme wild halt %hell Ilulnttt istIIr 11,111 .1 F.0111, 1.F. time. :nut Fleisher looked siu nI Carded lilt hilt % I11111 both learns already unialement Ill: high lit ve was FA al: punisticd when their attire hack, having qualified fur Fehrnarv's brilliantly turned away. Johnny sics ens. teas 1. aced to leave knockout stages. LMUSU Humberside's keeper again deified the field rot the sante misdemeanour completed their group niatehes Leeds shortly after the break., making! Hun Ibt1P.,IFIC rallied and their centte with an unconvincing draw three "ALT.!, in the first rise minutes, ibrwat d ulitcci Mini close range against ilumberskle. Leeds will including tine tram Perkin which I hith,:dit AIMS! R.,h)1C,I Leeds' two goal advantage when ht• feel particularly :annoyed with Intim] agonisingly ttvet the bar. One minute later. however, Perkin stint narviewly. Wide filter A lime Fet,stilllt themselves as they let a two-goal was blatantly fouled, and the umpire Mi. Hut with Perkin dared tollowing lead slip in the final six minutes. hail no hesitation in pan iii tin to the heavy collision with an opponent'. On, (Two neg.= Mouth spot. The s4tippage 10 play +ads Hirrnhersiefe. pressed once mitre Richard Eutwisle cleared off the line lengthened in him ere circumstances. as Two minutes front lime. they and Denny Perkin forced Leeds' debotant goalkeeper. Homer. equalised Innti a short curl let. flintier Humberside's goalkeeper into the ilia keeled oven in the home net. As saved th e initial drive but watched 41M11 at vcverallme saves. resuscitation Intik place. John KAI% Itetpless1.2: as the loose hall was 11w deadlock was broken on 23 dispatched the penalty lick 10,211 Icaniti•rcd Mirk pact Hum IF. minutes when Mark Fletcher eonverled the net to rive the home side a two LIVILI5I..1 saw their chance ot a Renato, thek which the sisitoii fell goal lead win disappe.n- when James Chug mien should ant have been 1m...titled Leeds Leeds failed h1 take ad vaniap... shut vi ide 18 LEEDS STUDENT Friila) IV.rothei I, 1On5 art MATT 'S

STEADY ED: Would Wigan star Shaun Edwards make your Britain XIII? In a League of their own AT E WITH the Rugby League World Cup still fresh in the Darren Behar memory, it is worth pondering whether England could meets LUU's 3rd ever beat Australia on more than just the odd occasion. if time-travel were possible, and the best XI, who are players from the last decade could be assembled on an imaginary pitch. the Ashes Series defeats we are used bidding for league to would certainly be and cup success reversed. My full-buck would he PAUL VERYONE that plays Castle ford 's Graham football likes to he part Steadman, whose form on the of a winning team. At 1992 Tour was evidence that RICHARDSON E the moment the team to be in he is one of the best broken field runners in the game. SELECTS seems to he LUU's 3rd XL who Steadman's eye for an.opening are heading for a league and has brought him an unusually BRITAIN'S cup double. high number of tries from his I went to meet the team on position. and makes him a FINEST RUGBY Saturday as they tried to preserve must. their unbeaten record against The right wing would he occupied by the outstanding LEAGUE SIDE Staffordshire. Before the game I met utility hack. Joe Lydon. A Matt Slater, captain of the side. and player of rare big match SINCE 1985 self-professed football guru. temperament, Lydon was one -I have always been involved in the of the few players who (mine Aussie Andrew Johns, but he football club. and have played in sonic out of the l986 Ashes series has matured in the role and his good sides," he says, "I was a member defeat with his reputation distribution from acting half- of the 2nd XI that won the cup last year, intact. Martin "Chariots" back is second to none. but I believe this team is capable of Offiah is the obvious left In the remainder of the from- doing even better. Until today we have winger, for not only is he the row the attacking ability of won II of our games and drawn only most lethal Finisher in the Lee Crooks, who drives in one. We are top of the league and still in game but an unsung hero in well and always looks to get both cups." defence. Offiah may not be a the hall away, will be superb tackler, yet his last- complemented by the tireless Praise ditch dives for loose halls in defence of Andy Platt who If. at this stage of the season, a the in-goal areas have saved virtually always tops the professional team held an unbeaten countless tries. tackle count The inspirational record, football pundits would he Garry Schofield and Paul leadership of Mike Gregory on hailing it as one of the all time greats. Loughlin are the choice in the However. this level of fOotbull is a long centres. Recently. Schofield ►lUlt 1110111134011'5 CAI Y1011915 -9SI way from the top. and the 3rd XI Isis rnbk, has played as a half-back, but IC:rattan' skAdnisn, s I.rt 1. had scant praises until now. line LI dun al ire leckwns he shone in earlier years with 3 ;am Schantki Iii And, Plait Simon MacQueen. club captain, his illusive midfield runs - a 4 r.,11,.4„,tgh, I I was. nets S manta OnWh nuke (..sari says: "It is great that the club is four try solo destruction of the a Shim rilwana. ii 007 Henley receiving good publicity in a week 1985 Kiwis at Wigan was 7 And,, Csrgr, when we have had trouble in probably his finest display. ON THE RUN: Leeds try to win back possession during Saturdays defeat Pics: Berenice Percival Newcastle. The 3rd Xl are a superb Loughlin's career has been the 19(X) New Zealand Tour is blighted by injury, but in the proof enough of how essential late 1980s was the only really he is in the side. Gregory effective hack in a shaky St would provide an excellent Helens side, and undoubtedly foil for fellow-second row one 01 the world's best Dem% Herts. whose damaging players. otos in the World Cup showed Skipper leads the way he is the hest player anywhere Domination III his position The half-back pairing rot Finally. who else at loose By Helen Wells impressive second place, with is lull strength team. Shaun Fdwards and Andy forward hot Ellcry Hanley. with captain Chris Maxwell Leeds will be strong enough Liregory provided the axis al Hanley can slice through THE strength of LIT leading the team home in to challenge for a title al the the beginning of Wigan's defence from any quarts, a cross country club's Fifth position. forthcoming Leeds domination of the domestic job which would he made athletes shone through Despite an earlier fall, University organised reln■ game. Incredibly they hardly the easier than usual by such at Edinburgh on woolen's captain Jennifer at liciditle1011 hall. played together belligerent forwards before. Saturday, where the HarrisOri produced a internationally, where then Meru C. MantwrIl (51181; NI. Howler him It is a shame this side can men and women ran magnificent perfoi malice, 1120); I. 'Sleeper t 15th I: St. 11111 combined superior vision and only ever appear on paper, hauling through the field to i2Isli; V. irreh 12111111: S. Neil gruelling six and three 14911t1. deft kicking skills wotild have Unfortunately, one call only fifth place. The women's struck fear into all opponents, dream of the extent to which it mile courses Wounen: J. Harrison (51h1: It. learn deservedly Finished in 11‘ells. 1131h1; K. Boyle J. Comma/40y. Lee Jackson could humiliate and embarrass respectively. third place overall. Tompkina 121+4,. K. FiN111111,1t The uriderstrerigth wait ttanied-atlhebest.hookez the Aussict. which is very sad All signs indicate that I; R. S...holfirlal ,28i It ): It. in the World Cup ahead of indeed. team I inished in an 34 1 ort LUDS STUDENT fridiq Deon,ther I. I 495 9 1(11);'0 No 3: Arsenal's title 1488-9 By Alex Kunawict RAVING been brought up on an avid diet of Roy of the Rovers. I was tricked into believing that all MARVELS championships climaxed in the way that the l9104-9 season did. II was then that Michael Thomas' injury rime flick tract the advancing Bruce Grobbe ca 'adenines] Liverpool to the 2-0 defeat that Arsenal required to lift the title. Arsenal had led the league from the offset and when Fergie's Fledglings destroyed Liverpool on New Year's Day the game seemed up. However, the Scousers fought hack superbly in the tragic face of DOUBLE adversity that was the Hillsborough disaster. team, and well deserve the success they This season I can't see us falling apart. They responded to that Today was a hiccup. but nothing more are having. They often suffer the loss of fateful April day with a players to the 1st and 2nd teams, but am very confident we will win cracking charge to the line. But they have still managed to keep going. something, and will feel extremely let Arsenal's midfield of Rix:a:ale down if we do not. The team spirit is They have been really impressive. I and Thomas. and the precious don't want to speak to soon, but they excellent. and the lads are great players. strikes of Smith. eventually should probably go on to do the double They deserve something." won the day in a dramatic —They have players that could play. Slater agrees: 'Team spirit is where finale to a truly unforgettable at a level higher than the thirds, and I it all starts - in the changing room, in season. think the likes of Man Slater and Ben the pub after the game. and in the Jackson have to be good for any team. snooker ball in the small hours of the Their success has also been great for morning after the night clubs have shut. the spirit of the club. II has given There is no nxmi for stars. We are a everyone a boost " team, and we base our game on 'team SLOPE 'N High praise indeed. but from the effort. We have a great work ethic built switerous nature of his comments it is around taking any big headed players easy to see that he means everything he down a peg or two in the changing says. I had high hors for the game room." GLORY against Staffs. hoping to witness a Watching the team before the Staffs By Rob Urn de I dnibbing, game. I was aware of a unity about the The team talk before the game gave side that is the hallmark of any leant IMPRESSIVE me further reason to he excited, as all with potential During the game the perft alliances by LMUSU the players appear focused and evidence that this side should go on to skiers at the Kings League confident. This is a winnine team. win some silverware comes in the form monthly meeting on After a good start. though. Leeds of some great moments of skill, though slowly lost their way. They had both Slater underlines that these have been Sheffield's dry slope. central midlielders out through injury. more frequent in other matches. indicated that Leeds' and looked overrun. They were should he a for to be eventually defeated 2-1. despite Alight reckoned with at the another goal from top scorer Ben "We like to play total football with Students Dual Slalom in Jackson, who brought his tally for the 10 outfield players who are capable of the French resort of La season In 14. using the ball in any situation. I've Plange at the end of Dream always been a football thinker. but my December. time in Italy last year has set my ideas LMUSU's first team, As the team left the pitch they were alight. 1 like to think we have created a s. aptained by Mark Bond, totally disheartened. Slater explains! team that combines the hest of their stormed through the gates. ant "We. had wanted to go the entire season game with all that is good in ours. At even slowing al a very hard undefeated. now that dream is the end of the day. foothall is a very third eate that caused problems These are the words of a simple game and we like to keep it that for many competitors. man who is desperate to win trophies in way." Best male skier of the race his final year at Leeds University, and They have yet to play some of their went to Nick Wilde, Lind his words are echoed throughout the closest rivals, such its Liverpool. who Itachael Mann took the female side. always provide a hard contest, but if award- Kimberly Walker made Ian Sheldrake, right back and club they keep their spirit going and can get a stunning first time sta./glary, points-out: -1-las is my third hack In winning ways quickly. as all appearance. after coming year in the squad. and we have had a top sides can. then Leeds University second in the Mogul great team in each of those years, but Football Club. should be seeing some Champuarships. have lost silly games and won nothing, mote tmphica in the near future. NOT TO BE SLATED: Captain Matt Slater struggles for the ball against Staffordshire WATER CORKER PLAY! G on a grass pitch at Beckett Park which resembled a Catch Keele over in final swimming pool. LMUSU's mixed hockey FOLLOWING the maintaining possession for play and stilling defence that learn defeated Sheffield attendance of three long periods and wearing resulted in an overwhelming Hallam 3-1 on Sunday. players - Rims, Larkin down the opposition. They 12 -1 victory. Leeds 101 behind to the The win set up a rematch and Nistri - at the Great emerged undefeated, even visitors before Dom beating top seeds trrt. with UTI in an eagerly Britain trials, Catch 22, Margetson and Danny Perkin on Sunday. the team began as sited final. The two teams UT's Ultimate Frisbee scored the goals which 4 shakily. However, a very tight played an electrifying match secured their victory. Dave team, finished runners-up 7-6 victory over Village which featured spectacular ['Lodger missed a penalty' in their first major indoor People catapulted Leeds into aerial and diving catches by nick when the scores were tournament of the season the semi-finals to meet both teams. Ultimately, Ms Irve I at I -1 in Keele. Skunks, whom they had expenence told. and they won The game was played in Seeded third, the team beaten 5-3 the previous day. 15-6, but the score did not the usual good spirit, with 1■. played relaxed. disciplined Catch 22 demolished Skunks reflect the closeness of the men and women swopping Ultimate on Saturday'. with mesmerising offensive game. r shirts at the end ol the match. 35 StrilihkelT SPORT SVOYDVAT SPORT StiabliriT

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EVEN before their final round of matches against Humberside, it was clear that LMUSU would virtually monopolise the qualifying positions in their BUM group. %Iwo "1-` The Rugby Union 1st and rt_i 2nd )CVs safely negotiated the first phase last week with narrow wins. Despite having a man sent off for stamping, a late penalty by Rich Barlow meant that the Isis prevailed 18-17 1."-•••••• 1 ":, „i. - ' • ...... . against a previously unbeaten -"" - ■• -.AL...... 3.• 41. 1 ".1.- r Hull side. A last-minute drop -- • ...-""' • - ,r4. • goal by Andy Payton saw the -BO 2nds to victory. 16-15 The 9-0 and 5-0 thrashings handed out by the men's and women's 1st XI Hockey teams respectively. mean that their participation in the next round is secured. Amongst the other qualifiers, the 1st and 2nd Netball sides have both achieved fine 1011 per cent records, while the men's. Badminton and men's and By Darren Behar but were released without and taking swift internal that there was going to be They arrested three of us women's Volleyball teams have A PUNCH-UP with a charge. One was cautioned for action. I hope other clubs will trouble. They were being because we were from Leeds. progressed with relative ease. criminal damage to a see our measure as a deterrent pretty loud, singing and They had dogs and were gang of locals led to drainpipe. The other two were for the future." dancing. and I don't think completely over the top." Edged three I.UU footballers arrested for swearing at police The trouble flared after a some of the local fellas took lan Sheldrake. Football The vast majority of LUU being arrested in officers as they took their group of Leeds students left kindly to the way they were club secretary, denounced teams have also booked their Newcastle last teammate away. Ye31, a bar in the town centre. knocking into the girls, and those involved: 1 told the lad places in the knock-out phase. Wed nesda y. Helen Cochrane. General during a late-night stop after chatting them up." not to get in trouble before he The 1st XI Football team made Athletics Secretary. said: "We their BUSA matches against Mike Briers. an LUU left. If a person of 21, who is The main offender. a it by the tightest of maigins, for have imposed a twelve month Newcastle. Many of the club's student who witnessed the representing the university. member of the 3rd Xl, has despite going down 2-I at suspended ban on the club. members had been drinking incident. claimed the trouble cannot control himself then he Northumbria, a 4- I defeat for now been banned for life This means if any more from about five o'clock, and had begun over nothing. deserves what he gets." Durham at Newcastle meant following a special trouble occurs, then the club were in high spirits as they however: "We left the bar and Club captain, Simon that LULI edged through on disciplinary hearing. will be banned. We have been left the bar. a group of locals attacked us," MacQucen. said: "An incident goal difference. The badminton The three footballers were quite lenient with them An employee said: "It was be said. "There arc cameras like this has never occurred 2nds. and the women's arrested after a prolonged because they responded well obvious from the way the lads all over Newcastle and so the before, and we hope it will not basketball and netball teams bout of post-match drinking by informing us immediately. were downing their drinks police arrived pretty quickly. happen again." progressed by winning all six of their games.

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