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FREETHE SMURFS #22: THE SMURF MENACE EBOOK Peyo | 64 pages | 14 Feb 2017 | Papercutz | 9781629916224 | English | New York, United States The Smurfs # The Smurf Menace - YES24 The Smurfs opens this Friday, and is being marketed as a fun, 3-D family adventure filled with harmless cute little guys in white caps. So be The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace, parents! Before you blindly allow your children to be brainwashed by this angry blue menace, you should carefully read this field guide to Smurfs conspiracy theories. Remember: Smurf-warned is Smurf-armed! Because in that album, the Smurfs are sick. And when they become black, they lose all trace of intelligence. The Smurfs Are Closet Commies! Since communism stresses unity, anyone with knowledge of other matters than what is beyond the scope of the village is classified as a dissident, thus disrupting the common The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace of the entire entity. Sonntag, Esq. Parents knew it; elders knew it. It proved the point that Satan was treacherous and vile, like a serpent. He would stop at nothing to turn us away from Jehovah, even targeting unsuspecting children … Smurfs, it seemed, were decidedly un-Smurf-y. And for my self-sacrifice in this matter, Jehovah found me totally Smurftastic. Although she is the focus of some childish heterosexual rivalries, especially between The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace and Handy, there is never any real heterosexual tension in the Village. The tension is more between Hefty and Handy themselves, who seem to be more interested in impressing each other than Smurfette. The Smurfs all wear white hoods. And they only have one female. What does that sounds like to you? Sounds like a little bit of the KKK to me. Already a subscriber? Log in or link your magazine subscription. Learn More. Account Profile. Sign Out. Photo: Sony Pictures. Tags: conspiracy theories geena davis movies the evil inside the smurfs summer movies nsfa More. Most Viewed Stories. Promoted links by Taboola. The Smurfs # The Smurf Menace by Peyo JavaScript must be enabled to use this site. Please enable JavaScript in your browser and refresh the page. We are shipping all orders on time, but please expect possible delays in transit. The post office and other shippers are overwhelmed and some shipments may experience significant delays. Some international orders have seen delays as large as weeks. Auction in progress, bid now! Weekly Auction ends Monday October 26! Volume 1 - 1st printing. Art by Peyo. The most recognizable, appealing, blue characters in comics return in this new series from Papercutz. This debut volume introduces us to the Smurf village, and features two Smurf-tastic stories. After being bit, a Smurf turns purple, his vocabulary is reduced to one word "gnap! The purple Smurf runs amok, biting other Smurfs on the tail and turning them purple too! It's up to Papa Smurf to find a cure. Volume 2 - 1st printing. This graphic novel presents the first comics story in which the Smurfs ever appeared! In Medieval times, a court jester named Peewit, who lives in a king's castle, discovers a flute that makes those who listen to it dance until they collapse from exhaustion. When a thief steals the flute, Peewit must search out the makers of the flute, the Smurfs, to make an even more powerful flute to combat the thief in this wildly funny tale. Volume 2 - 2nd and later printings. Volume 3 - 1st printing. When Papa Smurf leaves the Village on an errand, the Smurfs are left without The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace leader. The Smurfs decide to vote for a new leader while Papa Smurf is gone, but each Smurf votes for himself! Before long, a smurf names himself King Smurf, ruler of all of Smurf Village! Can these Smurfs get their act together? Or will King Smurf run his "Empire" straight into the ground? This item is not in stock. If you use the "Add to want list" tab to add this issue to your want list, we will email you when it becomes available. Volume 4 - 1st printing. Here's the original comics story that introduced her to the world. Where she comes from and how she first appeared may surprise her many fans! What sinister role did the wicked Gargamel play in her arrival? And how did Papa Smurf get involved in a way that would change Smurfette forever? This is the story Smurf fans have been waiting for! The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace 5 - 1st printing. What is the secret of the egg? The annual event known as "Smurf Day" is near, and Papa Smurf wants to celebrate by making a big cake. The Smurfs gather all of the ingredients for the cake, but are missing an egg. When two Smurfs find an egg in the forest and bring it back, the other Smurfs soon learn that it is a magic egg that grants wishes! Soon all of the Smurfs are making unwise wishes and the entire village is a mess. Also featuring "The Fake Smurf. Volume 6 - 1st printing. When Papa Smurf tries to make a new fertilizer for his crops, it transforms an ordinary flower into a dangerous "smurfivore plant. Now, the The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace must figure out how to defeat the monster and save their village. Volume 7 - 1st printing. When one of the Smurfs wants to travel to outer space, he tries to build a The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace ship, but it fails to get off the ground and he grows depressed. Papa Smurf and the other Smurfs make a plan in order to cheer him up: putting him to sleep and waking him up in an elaborately staged "planet" filled by other Smurfs pretending to be aliens. Hilarity ensues when their elaborate hoax proves to be more trouble to keep up than it's worth! Volume 8 - 1st printing. A smurf wants to emulate Papa Smurf, and decides the best way to do so would be to practice magic. So, the smurf sneaks into Gargamel's lab and steals instructions for a magic potion. The smurf foolishly drinks the potion and is turned The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace a monstrous lizard that all of the smurfs fear. Can Papa Smurf create an antidote? Or will the Smurfs be seeing green for the rest of their lives? Also featuring the stories "Smurftraps" and "Halloween. Volume 9 - 1st printing. Four Smurftastic stories all featuring the arch-enemy of the Smurfs, Gargamel! In "The Smurfnapper," which is also the first appearance of Gargamel, a Smurf is kidnapped by the evil wizard, who wants to use him as an ingredient in a potion. It's up to Papa Smurf and the rest of the smurfs to break into his lab and save their friend without ending up as a treat for Gargamel's cat Azrael. Volume 10 - 1st printing. The star of the best-selling fourth Smurfs graphic novel is finally back! Virtually all of the Smurfs are smitten with The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace Smurfette, which causes their zany methods of trying to win her affections to keep growing in outrageousness. From building statues to baking cakes and even dressing up like the Smurfette to better understand her, the Smurfs are in a frenzy competing for the love of the Smurfette. Will this madness ever die down? Volume 11 - 1st printing. Volume 12 - 1st printing. The Smurfs always seem to get into trouble when Papa Smurf is not around. While Papa Smurf works in his laboratory, two Smurfs begin arguing about the proper use of the word "smurf. Without Papa Smurf around to calm things down, the argument quickly escalates until the northern and southern Smurfs divide themselves along the village lines! With the southern Smurfs set to perform their play "Little Smurf Riding Hood" for the northern Smurfs, it looks like the language disagreement is going to get worse before it gets better! Volume 13 - 1st printing. When Gargamel meets a giant with an insatiable appetite, he comes up with a plan to use the giant to destroy the Smurfs: tell him that Smurfs make the most delicious soup in the world! Papa Smurf catches wind of the plot, and begins to create The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace potion that will enable them to turn the giant, nicknamed "Bigmouth," against Gargamel. But when Bigmouth stumbles into the Smurfs village, the potion isn't ready, and the Smurfs must distract the hungry giant, or meet an untimely end inside its belly. Volume 14 - 1st printing. Baby Smurf arrives in the village! But for how long? On a quiet night in their village, a stork visits the Smurfs and leaves a Baby Smurf on The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace of their doorsteps. But the next day, the stork returns - the Baby Smurf was delivered by accident and must be returned! As soon as they go to fetch the baby for the stork, they find it's gone! Where did the Baby Smurf go? And will the Smurfs really have to return it? Volume 15 - 1st printing. The long-awaited debut of Sassette and The Smurflings! Whether it's back-talking Grouchy Smurf, outsmarting Jokey Smurf, wearing their own clothes, or making up their own The Smurfs #22: The Smurf Menace, it looks like nothing will ever be the same. But the biggest change is yet to come - and it looks like Gargamel is behind it! Volume 16 - 1st printing. Flying Smurf has never given up on his dreams of being the first Smurf in the sky, and this time he's enlisted the help of Handy Smurf to make that dream a reality! Unfortunately for everyone else, Flying Smurf and his new flying machine prove to be a disastrous combination, especially to Smurfette's garden.