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D Dateline: Ireland A farmer collecting peat for fuel in the Emlagh N ENDS bog near Dingle, Ireland, dug up a giant lump of A butter believed to be some 2,000 years old. WEIRD NEWS Located under 12 feet of turf, the 22-pound dairy product was deemed “theoretically” edible by Dateline: New Zealand experts. The farmer, Jack Conway, contacted the A sudden surge in demand and a poor growing local Cavan County Museum to have his find season have sparked a fruit-based crime wave in verified. Museum Curator Savina Donohoe told New Zealand. England’s Guardian newspaper reporters the burried butter, “may have been an reports there have been close to 40 large-scale offering to the gods.” Archeologists described the thefts from avocado orchards in the north island 22-pound bog butter as crumbly, with a waxy of New Zealand since January. As many as 350 of texture and an overwhelming cheese smell. the fruits have been stolen at a time. Avocados According to a study published in The Journal of are currently selling for between NZ$4 and NZ$6 Irish Archeology , butter was a luxury product in (between $2.80 and $4.25) apiece. According to Medieval times that was used to pay taxes and New Zealand Avocado, local demand for the rent—making such a discovery unusual but not product surged to an additional 96,000 New all that uncommon. In a statement on its website, Zealand households. Local growers, traditionally the Cavan County Museum said the low geared toward the international market, have temperatures, high levels of acidity and minimal been unable to keep up with the demand, forcing oxygen make the area’s peat bogs ideal prices to climb. The recent thefts—categorized as refrigerators. The antique butter was ultimately “opportunistic” rather than “hightly organized”— donated to the National Museum for have taken place in the middle of the night. The preservation. Assistant keeper in the museum’s purloined product is believed to have ended up in Irish Antiquities Division Andy Halpin told Irish pop-up roadside stalls, grocery stores or “small- Times , “Theoretically the stuff is still edible—but scale sushi, fruit and sandwich shops in Aukland.” we wouldn’t say it’s advisible.” Sergeant Aaron Fraser of Waihi told the British newspaper there have been “spates” of avocado Dateline: Michigan thefts during his time in the police but nothing as Police in Bloomfield are investigating a claim sustained as the current snatchings. that a woman “drop-kicked’ a custom birthday cake at a local supermarket. According to the Dateline: China store’s manager, the woman entered the Kroger Web-based loan sharks in China are allegedly supermarket around 2pm on Saturday, June 11, to demanding naked photos of clients as an unusual pick up a special Batman v. Superman birthday new form of collateral. The state-run Beijing Youth cake. Evidently displeased with the product, the Daily reported earlier this month that lenders are woman tried to go behind the counter and fix it asking young women to send nude photos of herself. Employees told her health and safety themselves, along with copies of their ID cards. regulations did not allow customers behind the The clients are warned that the photos will be food prep counters. Now infuriated, the woman made public if payments are not made on time. In took the cake to the front of the counter and drop the newspaper article, one college student said kicked it. According to the Detroit Free Press , she borrowed 500 yuan ($75) from one online employees said the woman’s pastry punt “caused load provider with a weekly interest rate of 30 pieces of cake and frosting to be strewn about the percent. She was forced to keep taking out new bakery section of the store.” A witness also said loans in order to pay the old ones, and her debt the woman stepped on the cake several times and snowballed to 55,000 yuan ($8,345). At that yelled, “They fucking ruined my 7-year-old’s point the lender demanded a nude photo as a birthday cake!” The woman finished her tirade by guarantee for her new loans. The young student reportedly “kicking over a wet floor sign on her said many of her female classmates had been way out.” The store did not have video of the caught up in the same scheme but were unwilling incident, but police were able to track down the to speak up. Posing as a potential client, a woman by way of her bakery order. 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APD Officer Delivers Baby On Roadside Water Quality, PNM and ART A baby boy was delivered at 3:30am Saturday, thanks to the help of Lt. Ferris Simmons of the Albuquerque Police Council meets before summer recess Department. While in labor, the mother Veronica Lavin buckled her first two children into their car early Saturday morning, but BY CAROLYN CARLSON realized on the way to the hospital that she wasn’t going to make it. After receiving a call from Lavin, 911 dispatchers, who were unable sparse number of folks braved the nearly to determine an exact location from the call, triple digit heat to attend the June 20 sent Simmons and another officer to search M meeting of the Albuquerque City Council. O C
A . I-25 for the laboring woman. They found her A relatively light agenda eased Councilors O T pickup truck on the southbound shoulder and O into the long summer days of a month long H came upon the scene just in time to help P W C Lavin undress before the baby crowned. The break. They will return to the Council table I R E lieutenant had to help the newborn, whose on August 1. . W
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Inappropriate Conduct With Teen folks on each side of the project. The rapid H P Killer transit project is currently being contested in City Councilors Dan Lewis, Trudy E. Jones and Isaac Benton Amber Lucero, a 35-year-old staff member at US District Court. It has recently come to the Sequoyah Adolescent Treatment Center, light that Mayor Richard Berry and his legal was arrested and charged last week with the Council does not oppose decoupling. team paid $75,000 to retain an out-of-state law criminal sexual contact of a minor after No Nasty River What is decoupling? Well it is complicated, in allegedly taking part in a year-and-a-half- firm to fight the property owners, businesses Councilors gave some teeth to the city’s storm a nutshell decoupling means allowing PNM to long relationship with a teen in her care. The andresidents who are opposing the project. water quality ordinance by implementing teen was later identified as Nehemiah Griego, separate sales from its revenues and removing criminal and or civil charges for violations. All the 19-year-old who was sentenced as a the disincentive for the utility to sell more of the city’s storm water drains directly into juvenile earlier this year for shooting and Burque Accolades energy as a means of increasing revenue and killing his parents and three siblings. The the Rio Grande through a series of Former Albuquerque Chief Administrative profits. Representatives from several local relationship, which allegedly began in 2014— underground pipes and aboveground arroyos. Officer David Campbell stopped in to let the environmental groups gave comments when Griego was 17, was reported to the This means some nasty pollutants like treatment center’s administration by some of Council know Albuquerque is still a great supporting decoupling. They say decoupling automotive and other chemical fluids along Griego’s family members. Lucero, who was a place to live and vacation. Campbell and his will encourage PNM to invest in more psych technician at the facility during the with lots of animal and household waste get wife Shelly left Albuquerque, along with his renewable wind and solar energy. Amy Miller, time, has admitted to holding hands and top job with Mayor Richard Berry’s washed into our river from yards, streets, kissing the teen while in areas of the parking lots, etc. The city has to comply with PNM’s director of local government told the treatment center that she knew to be out of administration, five years ago for a foreign strict US Environmental Protection Agency Council decoupling is an issue where PNM security camera range. Letters had also been diplomat traveling gig with the State and environmental groups agree. She said secretly exchanged between the two after he standards. Melissa Lozoya, from the city’s Department. They have recently been in PNM proposed decoupling as part of its rate had been transferred to a different facility, Ecuador and after their vacay will head to municipal development department, said the case. Miller went on to say PNM opposed the she admitted. Lucero told arresting officers Washington, D.C. for their next assignment. goal is for nothing other than storm water to that she was “ashamed and not proud of resolution on the table in general due to “Sometimes you have to go away to realize go into the city’s many drains and arroyos. what she’s done.” Griego told authorities that inaccuracies. Jeff Albright, the attorney he had never had sex with Lucero, but had how great Albuquerque is,” Campbell said. Lozoya said there is an outreach program in once touched her breast over her clothing. place to educate the public about the new, handling the rate case issue for the city said Although she does not deny the charges, tougher rules. “If we catch someone putting there were no substantial inaccuracies other Lucero told the Albuquerque Journal that she Public Chitchat something in a storm drain we are going to try than PNM not agreeing with the resolution had been persuaded into the relationship by Public comment was a little disjointed with no to educate them first, not fine them,” she said. that in part asks for a lower rate increase and a Griego, who will be released from the state’s one topic dominating the conversation. It was According to the feds, Albuquerque could do a hard cap on the profits the company can juvenile jail when he turns 21. Lucero a tough night for Council President Dan Lewis recognizes the seriousness of her charges little better job keeping stuff like e-coli and make. and hopes the judicial system will be when several commenters leveled harsh words automotive fluids out of the river. sympathetic. at him over incidents where Lewis had people removed or cut off from meetings. One Flying Dollars Councilors approved raising the Passenger Dog Head Fire Continues to commenter scolded Lewis for making a snarky Reining in PNM Facility Charge for each enplaned passenger at Threaten Homes comment to a previous speaker. Lewis had Councilors spent a chunk of time discussing Hundreds have been forced from their homes the Albuquerque International Sunport. The quipped that he would protect anyone’s right a matter that ended on a split vote, approving by a fire that has been raging since Tuesday, charge will go from $3.00 to $4.50 for the to say whatever they wanted to say even if the a resolution that has no real bite. The June 14, in the Manzano Mountains. An pleasure of flying out of our unique and update posted on the federal Incident comments were mostly wrong. Other random resolution outlines the City Council’s position historic Sunport. The proposed money, about Information System Tuesday reported over comments include: on the Public Service Company of New $20 million, will go toward a number of safety 17,000 acres destroyed by the fire. A • “I am not going to be talking about little Mexico’s pending rate increase request. The containment level of 46% was reported, and security improvements along with other kittens … little doggies … little children.” big power company has an extensive rate thanks to a rise in humidity levels and the upgrades. a concerted efforts of state and federal fire • “I am very concerned with roadway increase application pending at the state’s specialists over the weekend. In response to fatalities.” Public Regulation Commission asking for a Send your comments about the City Council to the tragedy, County Commissioners declared • “Not one person on this Council stood number of things including an average a state of emergency Sunday night, [email protected]. up for our rights.” customer increase of about 14.3 percent. The increasing the county’s access to federal resolution says the Council wants some The next meeting emergency funds. Some evacuees were • “There is no protection for slaves.” limitations on PNM’s requested revenue. Monday, August 1, 5pm allowed to return to their homes on Monday. • “The city’s best and brightest are leaving. Council Chambers in the basement of City Hall Officials believe the fire was caused by a Councilor Isaac Benton tried but failed to get It is time for us to get creative on policies.” View it on GOV TV 16 or at cabq.gov/govtv person and are investigating. a approval of a vague amendment saying that
[8] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 23-29, 2016 OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN ! abusing the US; blame an American system BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO that has encouraged cheating every step of the way ever since the Boston Tea Party. Better ear Mexican: I have visited other yet, blame everything : That’s all Trump countries. None would appreciate me supporters do, anyway. Man, I haven’t come Dwaiving my flag in across a whinier bunch of chavalas since their country. It all hearing Mexicans defending the use of “puto” comes down to this, during soccer matches. mi amigo. If you enter this country Dear Mexican: How do I keep my from any other Mexican friend from stealing all my shit? country, you must have the —Amigo de Aztlán necessary paperwork to allow Dear Gabacho: Coat your stuff in you to stay and or condoms—that’s like kryptonite to Mexican work here. If you enter men! without paperwork, you have committed a crime. It’s called illegal entry . All over the Dear Mexican: My coworker donned a world, the law will send you back to your poncho and sombrero for Cinco de Mayo and country of origin. Why the hell do Mexicans got totally wasted. He said that he had no think for a minute that they are excluded bad intentions and does not understand why from this law? Donald Trump has some muy Mexicans get so upset when he embraces June 24 loco ideas. There will be no wall or his other Cinco de Drinko. Oh, and he does not mierda . Be prepared, should he become the understand why “Cinco de Drinko” is boss, he will look very closely at criminals, offensive because it’s an American holiday, reoffending, running back to Mexico and anyway. Can you help explain why some coming back. At the very least. It can’t keep Mexicans get offended when a gringo wears 7:30 p.m. going this way. You will all work yourselves our attire on Drinko de Cinco? out of your American dream. I’m sick and tired of Mexicans thinking that this land —I’m the Mexican in the Office Who belongs to them. Not anymore . Get in line in Brings Tamales During Christmas the legal way. Everybody needs to stop using and abusing the American system. We are Dear Pocho: At this point in America’s now in so much debt that poor citizens don’t history, I say let the gabach os dress up as gross have a job and money to support their family. caricatures of our raza . They have little else Stop that crap now . If you don’t belong here, going for them: birthrates are down, death go back to your country. rates are skyrocketing, and all their daughters are shacking up with paisas . They’re tilting —Tool for Trump hard for a new identity, so now’s the time to enact the final stage of Reconquista: Get them Dear Gabacho: Don’t blame Mexicans for borrachos while wearing sombreros and bigotes , the national debt; blame the Iraq War and then sic la migra on them. Just like it was Reaganomics. Don’t blame Mexicans for prophesized in the Florentine Codex, you coming into this country, with or without know? a papers; blame NAFTA, capitalism and the people who hire unauthorized Mexicans. Don’t Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. blame Mexicans for saying the American Be his fan on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter Southwest belongs to them; blame an unjust @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram war. Don’t blame Mexicans for using and @gustavo_arellano!
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Quitar lo Bailado National Hispanic Cultural Center 1701 Fourth Street SW alibi.com/v/452h 10:30am to 11:55pm How much do you really know about Latin music and Hispanic culture? Learn something and celebrate both this Saturday, June 25, with Festival Chispa at the National Hispanic Cultural Center. During the day starting at 10:30am, enjoy free workshops and presentations on Latin American music, poetry, film and visual arts. There will also be food available for purchase and beer and wine for the concert. End your educational and culture-filled day with a concert brimming with Latin talent like Ceci Bastida, The Big Spank, Baracutanga and Mala Maña. The concert starts at 6pm and tickets are $22 in advance, $27 at the gate and free for children under 12 for the evening performance. (Taylor Grabowsky) a MORGUEFILE.COM
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Petroglyph National Monument (6510 Western CURRENTS NEW MEDIA FESTIVAL Festival hosts exhibitions, Trail NW). 6:30 -7:30pm. 899 -0205. alibi.com/v/40pp. multimedia performances, workshops, artists’ talks and SPORTS/OUTDOOR more. Various (locations, Santa Fe). 699 -8841. GRAND OPENING The grand re-opening of the newest alibi.com/v/447q. Grandstand in New Mexico. Casino at the Downs STAND WITH ORLANDO BENEFIT Drag-a-thon features one (145 Louisiana NE). 6pm. alibi.com/v/457s. See Event performer for each life lost. A raffle and silent auction Horizon. also take place. Sidewinders (8900 Central SE). PUBLIC OPEN HOUSE The seasonal opening of seven miles 7:45 -11pm. 554 -2078. alibi.com/v/456l. See Event of trails, four self-guided hikes, picnic areas and exhibit Horizon. room to visitors for a fun day of outdoor adventure in the KIDS Sandias. Sandia Mountain Natural History Center COME DANCE WITH KESHET Free hip-hop dance class for (60 Columbine, Cedar Crest). 9am -1pm. (505) kids. South Broadway Cultural Center (1025 Broadway SE). 281 -5259. alibi.com/v/41iu. 9am -1pm. 848 -1320. alibi.com/v/44jc. SOL TROLLEY Ride to the UNM Soccer Stadium to see JUNIOR ZOOKEEPER DAY CAMP Certified teachers and experi - Albuquerque Sol take on rival FC Tucson. Includes taco enced zookeepers teach children, 8-12 years, about buffet at the Hotel Albuquerque and a ticket to the game. zookeeping techniques, animal enrichment and basic biology ABQ Trolley Co. @ Hotel Albuquerque at Old Town (800 Rio of native wildlife and plants in weekly day camps. Wildlife West Grande NW). $35. 6pm. 240 -8000. alibi.com/v/440k. (87 North Frontage Rd, Edgewood). $25 -$70. 9am -noon. 281 -7655. alibi.com/v/42fy. LEARN SUNDAY JUNE 26 MASTERING THE BJ: INTERACTIVE SKILLS This class is for BRIDAL SHOWCASE 11am. See 6/23 listing. anyone who has a dick in their life and wants to show it CURRENTS NEW MEDIA FESTIVAL See 6/23 listing. some oral love. Sterilized dildos for practicing provided. KIDS Self Serve (3904 Central SE). $15 -$20. 7:30pm. NEW MEXICO ZIAS BASEBALL TRYOUTS Kids learn about 265 -5815. alibi.com/v/42up. detailed practice plans and fundamental training with MEET THE PRESS A moderated discussion that covers tips for professional baseball player Daniel Gonzalez. Tiguex Park communicating with the media, presenting relevant story ideas (1800 Mountain NW). 4 -7pm. alibi.com/v/44lx. and even journalists’ biggest pet peeves when it comes to PR SPORTS/OUTDOOR professionals. Yanni’s Mediterranean Grill (3109 Central NE). $15 -$35. 11:30am -1pm. 268 -9250. alibi.com/v/4531. ABQ BIKE AND BREW TOUR Take a tour of Albuquerque’s best microbreweries. A locally-inspired appetizer will be served during the tour. Routes Bicycle Tours and Rentals FRIDAY JUNE 24 (404 San Felipe NW, #B1). $60 -$65. 1 -4:30pm. alibi.com/v/43t7. BRIDAL SHOWCASE 11am. See 6/23 listing. WELLNESS/FITNESS CURRENTS NEW MEDIA FESTIVAL See 6/23 listing. KIDS OPEN PUBLIC MEDITATION SITTING Periods of sitting medita - tion are interspersed with brief periods of walking medita - JUNIOR ZOOKEEPER DAY CAMP $25 -$70. 9am -noon. See tion. The center supplies the cushions, timekeeper and 6/23 listing. chairs. Albuquerque Shambhala Meditation Center LEARN (1102 Mountain NW). 10am -noon. 717 -2486. EXPLORA: ENERGY TRANSFORMERS Explore the different alibi.com/v/3unx. types of energy and how these forms are converted from SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCES GROUP Chant HU, a once-secret one to another. Registration required. Erna Fergusson name for God. All faiths and beliefs are welcome. Library (3700 San Mateo NE). 4 -5pm. 888 -8100. Eckankar Center (2501 San Pedro NE). 10:30 -11am. alibi.com/v/43st. 265 -7388. alibi.com/v/3x1f. WELLNESS/FITNESS SUNSET YOGA ON THE BOSQUE A relaxing yoga flow, appropriate INTRODUCTION TO THE ENERGETIC BODY AND ENERGY for all levels, followed by guided meditation. Tingley Beach MEDICINE How to create a new health consciousness for (1800 Tingley SW). Donations accepted. 7 -8pm. 768 -2000. yourself that can accelerate restoring the energetic system alibi.com/v/453x. of the body. One Spirit Health (2 San Rafael NE). $40. 6-8:30pm. 249 -1275. alibi.com/v/456p. MONDAY JUNE 27 SATURDAY JUNE 25 CHIP, CHIP HOORAY Free microchip for dogs and cats just in time for the 4th of July. Albuquerque residents only. Westside APD CRIME PREVENTION EVENT Get your Vehicle Animal Shelter (11800 Sunset Gardens SW). Eastside Identification Number etched into your window for free with Animal Shelter (8920 Lomas NE). 9am -6pm. proof of current registration. Target (6100 Paseo Del alibi.com/v/4570. Norte). 9:30am -2:30pm. alibi.com/v/436r. SPORTS/OUTDOOR BRIDAL SHOWCASE 11am. See 6/23 listing. LEARN HOW TO PLAY ROLLER DERBY Bring your own gear or CHUCKWAGON BBQ AND WESTERN SWING MUSIC Sunset show up early to borrow some. All skill levels are welcome, Chuckwagon barbecue, Western swing music, raptor show people are on hand to teach you how to skate. Heights and wildlife zoo. Wildlife West (87 North Frontage Rd, Community Center (823 Buena Vista SE). 7 -9pm. Edgewood). $0 -$25. 6 -9pm. 281 -7655. alibi.com/v/4461. alibi.com/v/3v6y. CURRENTS NEW MEDIA FESTIVAL See 6/23 listing. FESTIVAL DJUDEO-ESPANYOL The annual celebration of the TUESDAY JUNE 28 history, language and culture of the “Hidden Jews” of New Mexico. Drury Plaza Hotel (828 Paseo De Peralta, KIDS Santa Fe). $35. 10am -7:15pm. 235 -8252. EXPLORA: MOBILES TWISTED BUT BALANCED Explore alibi.com/v/42vw. balance, movement and design by constructing sculptures THE FIRST ANNUAL SUMMER HEAT CAR SHOW AND CONCERT in the style of Alexander Calder’s mobiles. Registration is Food vendors, a car show and music performances by Lil required for this event. Taylor Ranch Library Cuete, Big Gemini, Yung Fly and more. El Campanario De (5700 Bogart NW). 3 -4pm. 897 -8816. alibi.com/v/43tj. Santa Fe (3136 Cerrillos, Santa Fe). $25. Noon. LEARN alibi.com/v/4489. GARDEN PARTY Local food demo, garden tile ribbon-cutting and CREATIVE STARTUPS ACCELERATOR INFO SESSION Meet the a “planting passport” launch. Open Space Visitor Center Creative Startups Team and ask your questions regarding (6500 Coors NW). 10 -11am. 897 -8831. alibi.com/v/43vj. the 2016 Accelerator program while sipping coffee. Zendo LOVE HELPZ KIDZ FASHION AND SUPERHERO SHOW ArtEspresso (413 Second Street SW). 10 -11am. Support New Mexico children fighting cancer as they strut 926 -1636. alibi.com/v/44tj. their stuff down the runway as their favorite superhero or MONTHLY MEETING OF THE MIND (& BRAIN) Learn about princess. New Mexico Museum of Natural History and the nine different types of personalities at the 2nd Annual Science (1801 Mountain NW). $20. 5 -8pm. 841 -2802. Enneagram Panel. RSVP Required. Church of the Good alibi.com/v/44hz. Shepherd, UCC (7834 Tennyson NE). 6:45 -8:30pm. 332 -8677. alibi.com/v/449q. JUNE 23-29 , 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [11 ] ARTS | culTuRe SHocK THEATER REVIEW BY MAGGIE GRIMASON R
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Heart T O H New reading series blends P music and literature to No Doubt About It illuminating effect 12 Angry Jurors at Aux Dog Theatre challenges our constructs of justice Amid a single set that accurately mimics the BY MAGGIE GRIMASON claustrophobia of a jury room, 12 jurors decide the fate of one young man who is accused of e know that if we want the cool stabbing and killing his father. A cut-and-dry case deepens in complexity as throughout the thing, we have to make it,” Erin production at Aux Dog Theatre, human nature “W Adair-Hodges explained from across and how it impacts justice as we know it is the table where we settled in at Zendo with called provocatively into question. Racism, our tea and lattes. Rebecca Aronson echoed groupthink and apathy are pulled into glaring the sentiment as we continued talking about focus as the play wears on. 12 Angry Jurors (updated from the original title, the two local writers’ new project, a multi- 12 Angry Men ) was first made for television, genre reading series called Bad Mouth. The premiering in 1954. The show later spawned a event—the inaugural reading of which is on multitude of screen and stage adaptations. Friday, June 24—blends tonally aligned music, Despite being written more than 60 years ago, poetry, memoir and other media in a curated 12 Angry Jurors remains topical in the time of hour-or-so experience meant to elucidate each Eric Garner, James Boyd, Brock Turner and too many others—the justice system is under an work through both contrast and facsimile. intense amount of scrutiny and 12 Angry Jurors After a year of thinking and talking about it, illustrates some reasons why auditing the “it was now or not,” Aronson said and the two system as it stands remains vitally important. plunged into preparations for Friday’s reading, As a pensive Juror Eight is ever-quick to point which will be held at the ever-loved and out, the stakes are high—a person’s life is at cherished Tannex in Barelas. stake. That life belongs to an unnamed “kid from In this first round of the dynamic series, the slums.” As the 12 hot, tired and largely Mike Smith will read from his full length indifferent jurors shuffle onto the set at the memoir-in-progress. Smith’s piece is a chapter beginning of the play, 11 out of 12 of them vote centered around the millisecond of a camera’s that the kid is unequivocally guilty, but what qualifies as “reasonable doubt” when someone’s shutter click. Smith has been published widely COURTESY OF BAD MOUTH in the likes of Tin House and The Florida In Order: Mike Smith, Erin Adair-Hodges & Marty Crandall life is at stake? That’s what the only dissenting juror—Juror Eight—asks the irritated group of Review , and one of his pieces was recently his peers. As they are unpacked, their reasons selected as a Notable Essay in The Best Williams Poetry Prize and the role as this year’s matters that you write.’ It gave me the courage are frequently revealed to be rooted in apathy, American Essays of 2015 . A taste of Smith’s Rona Jaffe Foundation Scholar in Poetry. to take myself seriously.” Without the support bigotry or the plain, stifling inability to think for presage in words from “Origins,” which was of established writers like Aronson, who isn’t themselves when faced with the burden of Bad Mouth diverges from a traditional consensus. Juror Eight (played thoughtfully by published in Booth : “I am not waiting to come literature reading in its incorporation of other reading this time around, but is notably the together, but I will come together. I am not Richard Boehler) is taxed with a conscience, artistic mediums and the way it will be author of the soon-to-be-released Ghost Child and his doubt eventually sways many of those waiting to have an origin, or to go out from it, structured. This time around Marty Crandall, of the Atalanta Bloom , which won the Orison in the jury. but I will have an origin, and I will go out.” of Sad Baby Wolf, The Shins and the more Books Poetry Award in 2016, Adair-Hodges Deconstructed with depth in Director Joann Making footnotes to time and space, Smith recent project High Desert, will perform. The explained that she wouldn’t have committed Danella’s production, the details of the murder prove to have wider implications beyond the enunciates the cosmic power of each of our music of Crandall and the words of Smith and herself to writing poetry again. And so, “[Bad origins, and does it so very tenderly. When I courtroom, exposing some of the assumptions, Adair-Hodges will be interspersed with one Mouth] is our little contribution” to building a inequalities and biases that are a very real part read Smith’s work I feel both exultant as a another. “We like the idea … of having things mutually supportive literary community, of the American experience, particularly for human being and so damn envious of his weave together a bit … [that’s why] we try to Adair-Hodges said. Through Bad Mouth, people of color and the economically talent. pick artists that have some similarities, so their others might find that same foundation from disadvantaged. Juror 10 (played so hate-ably Smith’s work will be mingled over the work might speak to each other,” Aronson which to build their literary careers. by Heather Donovan) is a flagrant racist and, while the defendant’s race is never explicitly course of the evening with Adair-Hodges’ explained. As such, Bad Mouth seeks to create As we delved into heady topics of funny and trenchant verse, which explores stated, she spouts things like, “You know how an illuminated whole. “We really just wanted community, creation and the visceral impact they are” which reveals the root of her topics that are also prevalent in Smith’s prose, to build a thing that we ourselves would want of sharing creative work, we still returned to motivations. Juror 10 is buoyed by the “[We] both write a lot about family [and] to go to,” Aronson laughed. Adair-Hodges the simple joy of all of these things. “One of loudmouth vagaries of the Trump-ean Juror 3, apostasy through a similar intellectually interjects that, more honestly, “We’re just the reasons that people are interested in who is unable to express the reasons why she curious and humorous lens,” Adair-Hodges tricking people who like music into listening performance poetry [and the like] is because it believes the defendant is guilty, but remains steadfast that he is, her conviction driven by a said of the similarities across their work. In to poetry.” Either way, attendees can expect a is geared to be exciting and engaging and Adair-Hodges’ poem “Regeneration” she strong undercurrent of emotion. singular marriage of words and melodies. interactive,” Aronson said. After a pause, The tension builds and the jury vacillates writes: “After he was born/ I did not want to Yet, Bad Mouth is more than just a fun and Adair-Hodges whispered across the table until a decision is reached and the curtains die but nor did I exactly want to not-die so I layered evening of art, it is a platform to quietly, one word nerd to another, “But I like a close, but the real work of the play comes in the imagined escape/ to Prague … to arrive over highlight emerging writers and to encourage good quiet poetry reading with lots of corduroy aftermath, when the audience is sent home to the city’s storied skin bulging with violins/ and and flannel, too.” Whether your penchant is think about the ramifications of these the vibrancy of Albuquerque’s literary deliberations that usually happen behind closed sadness, kavarnas exhaling smoke, drunks/ community as a whole. “Writing is incredibly for the emotive tunes of Marty Crandall, the spitting crude come-ons because it is late/ and doors—meditating on that can have a chilling solitary, and yet we rely so much on our expansive work of Mike Smith, or the humor effect. Watch and deliberate for yourself during I am beautiful and I am alone.” The wit and community to support us,” Adair-Hodges and enigmatic lines of Erin Adair-Hodges, the final run of the short-lived show this meditative, often cutting focus Adair-Hodges posited. “Coming back to poetry after almost a there’s something waiting for you at Bad weekend—June 24-26. Visit auxdog.com for trains on her subjects has earned her the 2015 decade-long break … it was very much Mouth. a time and ticket details. a Sara Patton Poetry Award, the 2014 Loraine because I found a community who said ‘It [12 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 23-29, 2016 ORPHEUM ART SPACE Comedy Night . Comedian Rachel Arts Lit Hroncich headlines with local feature comedians Jason & Green, Matt Peterson, Royal Wood III and host Kevin Baca. 8-10pm. 715 -2602. alibi.com/v/44qc. Calendar VORTEX THEATRE The Nance . $18 -$25. 7:30 -10:30pm. See 6/24 listing. SONG & DANCE ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM AMPHITHEATER Under the Stars THURSDAY JUNE 23 Summer Concert Series: Ryan Montano and PowerSlyde . Contemporary jazz music performance. $12 -$18. STAGE 6:30 -9pm. See 6/24 listing. CIVIC PLAZA Shakespeare on the Plaza . Preshow entertain - HILAND THEATER The Road to the Isles . Benefit concert for The ment with food from a local food truck and cocktails on High Desert Pipes and Drums featuring performances by Fridays and Saturdays. Much Ado About Nothing. 7:30pm. Scottish singer-song writer Jacklyn McConachie, The Thrifters 768 -3556. alibi.com/v/41ma. and more. $10 -$15. 7 -9pm. 220 -5706. alibi.com/v/43g5. POPEJOY HALL , UNM Center for the Arts Disney’s Newsies . LOST EAGLE PARK , Eagle Nest The 2nd Annual Nashville to New An inspiring story about a band of underdogs who stand Mexico . Daytime activities and evening musical performances up to the most powerful men in New York. Runs through featuring Jeffrey Steele, Jon Nite, Rivers Rutherford and Billy 6/26. $38 -$75. 7:30pm. 277 -9771. alibi.com/v/3w0g. Dawson. $20. 10am. (575) 224 -2380. alibi.com/v/3zt0. FILM NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Festival Chispa: New NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Pan’s Labyrinth . Latin Music and Hispanic Culture . Celebrating the diversity Trying to come to terms with the cruelty around her, Ofelia of Hispano and Latino culture through music, art and the escapes into a mysterious fantasy world. Spanish with legacy of tradition. $22 -$27. 10:30am -11:55pm. English subtitles. 7pm. 724 -4771. alibi.com/v/452g. 724 -4771. alibi.com/v/452h. See Event Horizon. OLD SAN YSIDRO CHURCH , Corrales Megan Metheney and FRIDAY JUNE 24 Rebekah West . Musical performance by the American- born, French-living duo. $12. 7pm. alibi.com/v/41qm. ART LEARN THE ART SALON AT INSPIRE Person-Place-Thing Opening . A INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Shumakolowa Native documentary photography group show featuring works by Arts Presents: Up Close with Sally Black . Learn from a Joel Brandon, Janet King, Dillon Glazebrook, Jeffrey Howard basketry legend about the materials and processes and more. Runs through 7/31. 7 -9pm. 242 -4549. behind building a basket that respects the traditions of MANUEL LUJAN BUILDING @ EXPO NM 55th Annual New the Navajo people. Noon. 843 -7270. alibi.com/v/43l4. Mexico Arts and Crafts Fair . Over 150 of New Mexico’s FILM artisans display and sell their art. Food trucks on Saturday KIMO THEATRE 2nd Annual Feline Film Festival . Meet adoptable night. $0 -$7. 10am -6pm. alibi.com/v/44j6. kittens and create playful cat crafts with Albuquerque cat TURNER CARROLL GALLERY , Santa Fe Roy G Biv Reception . lovers. $10 -$15. 2pm. 768 -3522. alibi.com/v/3wm6. Jamie Brunson, Robert Townsend and Fausto Fernandez SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER New Mexican Short use color as the visual language of artistic ecstasy with Films Night . See locally made films like Thank you, 5 , Staying watercolors, oil paint, collage techniques and more. vigilant , Jesse Eisenberg uses the urina l, Crepusculum. Meet Runs through 7/10. 5 -7pm. (505) 986 -9800. the actors, directors and crews that made the films. $5. alibi.com/v/43iv. See Event Horizon. 7-9pm. 724 -4777. alibi.com/v/4442. STAGE 10601 PERFORMANCE SPACE Beyond the Shadows . A nonverbal SUNDAY JUNE 26 shadow puppet show for the whole family. Follow Paloma on her journey across the land on a quest to find a new place to ART call home. $10 -$15. 7:30pm. 489 -5092. alibi.com/v/44o9. MANUEL LUJAN BUILDING @ EXPO NM 55th Annual New Mexico CASA FLAMENCA 3rd Annual Flamenco Summer Tablao . An Arts and Crafts Fair . $0 -$7. 10am -4pm. See 6/24 listing. intimate, authentic flamenco concert in a traditional STAGE setting. $25. 8 -9pm. 247 -0622. alibi.com/v/42ur. 10601 PERFORMANCE SPACE Beyond the Shadows . VORTEX THEATRE The Nance . Chauncey, who plays “the $10 -$15. 2pm. See 6/24 listing. Nance” on stage is gay in his real life during the risqué CASA FLAMENCA 3rd Annual Flamenco Summer Tablao . $25. Burlesque era in New York City. $18 -$25. 7:30 -10:30pm. 6-7pm. See 6/24 listing. 400 -9466. alibi.com/v/41uu. VORTEX THEATRE The Nance . $18 -$25. 2 -5pm. See 6/24 listing. SONG & DANCE SONG & DANCE ABQ BIOPARK ZOO Zoo Music . The talented local favorite HILAND THEATER The Road to the Isles . $10 -$15. 4 -6pm. Ryan McGarvey performs. 6 -9pm. 764 -6214. See 6/25 listing. alibi.com/v/3yx6. LAS PUERTAS Chatter Sunday: Romantic Horn Music and ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM AMPHITHEATER Under the Stars More . Traditional and contemporary classical music, poetry Summer Concert Series: Son Como Son . Cuban salsa and homemade goodies. Composers include Aleksandr music. $12 -$18. 6:30 -9pm. 255 -9798. alibi.com/v/41p5. Scriabin, Robert Schumann, Camille Saint-Saëns and LEARN more. $5 -$15. 10:30 -11:30am. alibi.com/v/43tb. LOMAS-TRAMWAY PUBLIC LIBRARY Making Comics: Panel OLD TOWN PLAZA Western Music Association Youth Day . See the by Panel with 7000 BC . Combine words and pictures to best young entertainers in Western music like Mikki Daniel, make your own comics in this fast-paced, hands-on work - Austin Van, Hailey Sandoz and the band Anslovers. Noon -5pm. shop with artists and writers from 7000 BC. All materials 440 -0302. alibi.com/v/4569. provided. Registration is required for this event. 2 -3pm. 291 -6295. alibi.com/v/44y4. FILM MONDAY JUNE 27 MARIPOSA BASIN PETROGLYPH LITTLE LEAGUE PARK Movies ART in the Park: Maleficent . Free screening of movie. Bring your DUEL BREWING Life Drawing . Live models pose for your artistic own lawn chairs and blankets. 8 -10pm. alibi.com/v/436d. time with Duel Belgian beer and food to accompany. Bring SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Ant-Man . Free Marvel your own pad and paper. $12. 7 -10pm. alibi.com/v/42ak. movie in Spanish with English subtitles. 2 -4pm. 848 -1320. alibi.com/v/40in. TUESDAY JUNE 28 SATURDAY JUNE 25 SONG & DANCE WORDS EAST MOUNTAIN LIBRARY , Tijeras Summer Reading Concert: Watermelon Mountain Jug Band . A bluegrass and country PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE The Spider’s War: The Dagger and the music performance. 4 -5pm. 768 -5170. alibi.com/v/44ng. Coin Book 5 . Daniel Abraham, best-selling local fantasy and space opera author dicusses and signs the conclusion of The Spider War series. 4 -5:40pm. 294 -2026. alibi.com/v/43f6. WEDNESDAY JUNE 29 ART WORDS MANUEL LUJAN BUILDING @ EXPO NM 55th Annual New Mexico Arts and Crafts Fair . $0 -$7. 10am -9pm. See 6/24 listing. KIMO THEATRE Arun Gandhi: Become the Change . Activist Arun Gandhi shares his riveting and unique reflections on NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Weekly Tours . Learn the personal and historical legacy of his grandfather, about the museum on a docent-led tour. Different themes Mohandas Gandhi. $30 -$50. 5:30 -7:30pm. 768 -3544. and exhibits each week. $0 -$3. 1 -2pm. 246 -2261. alibi.com/v/44mc. alibi.com/v/443w. STAGE LEARN GREATER ALBUQUERQUE HABITAT FOR HUMANITY RESTORE 10601 PERFORMANCE SPACE Beyond the Shadows . What Are Fractals? Learn about fractals through $10 -$15. 7:30pm. See 6/24 listing. presentations and hands-on activities. Noon -1pm. CASA FLAMENCA 3rd Annual Flamenco Summer Tablao . $25. 359 -2423. alibi.com/v/44kx. See Event Horizon. 8-9pm. See 6/24 listing. JUNE 23-29 , 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [13 ] *UNE *ULY #IVIC 0LAZA s 4HURSDAY 3UNDAY AT PM
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The wrap NEW MEXICO FERMENTATION FESTIVAL A series of lover and have had the privilege of knowing Hours: Monday, Wednesday, Thursday 10am-8pm, itself was unexpectedly tough, but the other fermentation workshops, chef demos, local food elements minimized this disappointing one. trucks and kids’ activities. Gutierrez-Hubbell and loving a number of remarkable cats. As Friday and Saturday 10am-9pm, Sunday 10am- House (6029 Isleta SW). $5 -$20. 11am -7pm. such, I was unabashedly excited when Gatos y 6pm, closed Tuesday The peanut sauce was spicy, the vegetables crisp. The cats relaxed and my partner and I 244 -0507. alibi.com/v/43t2. See Event Horizon. Galletas opened its doors down the street from Vibe: Cozy cat lady’s house SOUTH VALLEY GROWERS’ MARKET Produce from local my house. This isn’t your average cafe— finished our drinks on one of the overstuffed growers, live music and crafts in a bucolic semi-rural Alibi recommends: breakfast burrito, cucumber lime couches strewn with cat toys. setting. Cristo Del Valle Presbyterian Church modeled after the cat cafes that became sorbet (3907 Isleta SW). FREE. 8am -noon. 877 -4044. popular in the early aughts in Asia, most A second visit to Gatos y Galletas proved the perfect way to pass a Sunday morning. I alibi.com/v/417v. notably Taiwan and Japan—Gatos y Galletas On an overcast Sunday morning, I made TOAST TO ABQ Dine on delicious dishes and sample the serves up food and drink that is best enjoyed the short walk through EDo to the Central ordered tofu and veggies with chimichurri and very best beverages from 10 local breweries, with the myriad of feline friends that live on and Edith area where Gatos y Galletas has a slice of banana bread and took a seat near distilleries and wineries and bring home a souvenir the window, looking out on Central. My tasting glass. ABQ Uptown (2200 Louisiana NE). site. Each of the 8-12 cats that populate Gatos established itself. I ordered coffee, a breakfast $5 -$20. 1 -6pm. alibi.com/v/443z. y Galletas at a given time are available for burrito (vegan!) and spring rolls with peanut partner had another breakfast burrito and a adoption through F.A.T. Katz, a local no-kill sauce to share with my partner, filled out a side of cucumber-lime sorbet. My chimichurri SUNDAY JUNE 26 rescue organization. waiver and paid the extra $3 to enter the cat dish was comprised of sweet potatoes, tofu, room—technically Gatos y Galletas, for carrots, cauliflower, celery and brown rice, CORRALES GROWERS’ MARKET Local food, produce and Gatos y Galletas is owned by Julia goods. Fresh, local food and goods sold. Live music Grueskin, who studied cooking at the Natural health and permitting reasons, occupies two served warm, with a vinegary-sweet dose of chimichurri on top, adding complexity to the from Los Radiators. (500 Jones, Corrales). FREE. Epicurean Academy of Culinary Arts in spaces, 414 and 412 Central, one space is 9am -noon. alibi.com/v/3zcd. Austin, Texas. She has devised a menu that strictly the kitchen and store face, the other simple, whole foods of the dish. The banana JAVA BIKE Get a cup of joe at a Downtown coffee shop will change with the seasons and is entirely houses the cats. The sum on this occasion was bread was dense and minimally sweet—which then burn off the calories pedaling to the Downtown Grower’s Market where you can snack, shop or sip vegetarian, with many vegan options. A great around $16. We made our way to the cat room is a gold star in my book—and as such, deeply satisfying, hitting all the right pleasure spots some more. Albuquerque Tourism & Sightseeing deal of the ingredients are sourced locally. and sat down at a metal table already occupied Factory (219 Central NW, Suite 102). $20. Menu options include breakfast burritos and by a large black cat, his tail twitching like he without feeling overindulgent. My partner was 9-11:15am. 200 -2642. alibi.com/v/456i. tacos, massaged kale salad, gazpacho, black was plotting something. The food was served equally pleased with his selections and his PUB FOOD FOR PITTIES 20% of all food sales go to the Babes and Bullies charity organization. Live music and bean soup, banana waffles and an array of quickly through a window joining the spaces, analysis definitely included the word, “exquisite,” particularly in regards to the treats for Fido. The Barley Room (5200 Eubank NE). both vegan and traditional baked goods. in disposable containers per health 11am -4pm. 332 -0800. alibi.com/v/44mk. Coffee—sourced from local Red Rock regulation—unattractive, yes, but at least sorbet, which was bright and refreshing. RAIL YARDS MARKET Peruse hundreds of New Mexico’s Roasters—pairs well with any dish; they’re compostable. The vegan breakfast After the meal, we all—cats included— finest food, farm, artisan and healing vendors, hear live musicians and learn from the educational and alternatively you may engineer your own fresh burrito rivaled even my personal favorite at gazed out of the windows, content, and lazily watched the world go by. Aside from the demonstration zones for kids and adults. juice blend, sip lemonade or indulge in a cup Winning—the generously-sized warm tortilla Albuquerque Rail Yards (777 First Street SW). FREE. of tea. The food is healthy, local and ethical, was wrapped around well spiced tofu, sweet delicious, fresh and rotating menu and the 10am -2pm. alibi.com/v/40q1. the staff are kind, the coffee is rich. Perhaps, potato, onion, bell pepper and green chile— kind people that serve it up, I think what I SANTA FE COMMUNITY FARM STAND Purchase fresh, however, if you are like me and crave the kind simple, hearty and delicious. The cats starting like best about Gatos y Galletas is the way it seasonal, organic, reasonably-priced produce and invites its guests to linger. Whether you find support Santa Fe Community Farm’s mission to grow of affection that you can only get from a cat, warring as I took the last bite—the dining food for those in need. Santa Fe Community Farm equally important is the companionship of the experience, on this particular occasion, was yourself curled up on a sofa, at a table with a (1829 San Ysidro Crossing, Santa Fe). FREE. feline residents there, who will sidle up to you not quite as relaxing as I expected. good book, maybe even cross-legged on the Noon -2pm. 983 -3033. alibi.com/v/452p. floor surrounded by new cat friends, it is so SPARKLING SUNDAY BRUNCH The Executive Chef will on a vacant chair, lounge in a pool of The spring rolls with peanut sauce were pair four successive plates with four unique sparkling sunshine by your feet or nap in a quiet corner equally straightforward and satisfying— easy to make yourself comfortable there, because, well, it really does feel a lot like wines, introduced by Lori Anne McBride of Freixenet, nearby. Their simple, earnest presence makes nothing unexpected, but still standing head Gloria Ferrer & Segura Viudas Cava and Voveti one feel at home. and shoulders above average. The translucent home. a Prosecco. Farm & Table (8917 Fourth Street NW). 11am -1pm. 503 -7124. alibi.com/v/449a. JUNE 23-29, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [15 ] Chowtown a rotating guide to restaurants we like
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CORRALES unlike the frozen treats you find in a box at the store. You won’t find high fructose corn syrup here, but you SATELLITE COFFEE will discover Grandma Alvarez’ horchata and limeade 1628 Alameda NW, 899-1001 • $ recipes, as well as exotic ice cream and paleta creations like guanabana, mimosa and, our favorite, [Coffee/Tea/Espresso ] Satellite serves up not only avocado. coffee but also burritos, sandwiches, desserts and pastries. This is a good choice if you need a quick pick-me-up. We reccomend the black velvet which is a SISTER vanilla coffee with five shots of espresso. 407 Central NW, 242-4900 [Bar ] The cavernous, ground-floor counterpart to Anodyne, Sister is a space tailor-made for DOWNTOWN happenings. Their cocktail section is perfection—we June 24 from 5 to 8 pm reccomend The Pollinator to cool off with your ANODYNE comrades after work. Summer Fun - No Cover! 409 Central NW, 244-1820 [Bar ] This upstairs home-away-from-home noir bar is full of dark corners and framed paintings of poodles. FAIRGROUNDS A jukebox, mood lighting and tucked-away booths let you take in the atmosphere while remaining LA MICHOACANA anonymous. No matter what social clique you belong 6501 Central NW, 831-0652 • $ to or what your beverage of choice is, the staff at [Ice Cream/Smoothies/Gelato/Fro-Yo ] This Anodyne makes sure you get your cold drink fast. paleteria sells all kinds of freshly made cold treats like mango and hot-cold-sweet-salty-sour chile BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE paletas (popsicles), strawberries with cream and 313 Gold SW, 247-2878 nonalcoholic piña coladas. Of course, you can still satisfy your sweet tooth at the original La [Bar ] It’s a little rough around the edges, but still one Michoancana, which is just south of Isleta and Rio of the city’s finest places to wet one’s whistle, take a Bravo. Either way, it’s worth the drive. food break outside and listen to live music. With their specialized tropical drinks like Surfer Girl, Peg Boy POP-UP HAPPY HOUR from and Cuban Burt, you are guaranteed to stay cool and have a good time. FAR NORTHEAST HEIGHTS Civic Plaza’s SILVER SPOON POP POP’S ORIGINAL ITALIAN MARBLE BREWERY WATER ICE 111 Marble NW, 243-2739 • $$ 9880 Montgomery NE, 293-8446 • $ Airstream Kitchen! [Bar and Grill/Pub ] Listen to some live bands every [Ice Cream/Smoothies/Gelato/Fro-Yo ] Though Saturday night while cooling off or grab a growler, six- the phrase “water ice” somehow doesn’t sound very pack or keg to go if you want to avoid the summer appealing, Pop Pop’s frozen treats are divine slushy heat. mixtures somewhere between sorbet and a Slurpee. In THE REAL MATT JONES fact, we think Pop Pop’s water ices are the most Marble Brewery POP FIZZ refreshing of the bunch we’ve tried. Sure, the flavors Rio Bravo Brewery 1701 Fourth Street SW, 508-1082 • $ taste kind of fake. But so do Slurpees and who can [Ice Cream/Smoothies/Gelato/Fro-Yo ] Frozen get enough of those? If you’re a freak for fair food, be Bosque Brewery Mexican style paletas and ice cream made with real fruit and organic cane sugar create an experience Chowtown continues on page 18 [16 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 23-29 , 2016 JUNE 23-29 , 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [17 ] process used to create Olo’s vibrant flavors Chowtown continued from page 16 guarantees live, active cultures in the product. There are 10 flavors available on tap at any given time, every one richly flavorful. (You can find this week’s list of flavors on Olo’s website.) Follow the signs and take a cup to the stainless steel taps. Once you have your yogurt(s) in a cup, there are more than 45 toppings to crown your dish. Finish it off with a swirl of whipped cream and weigh in at the register. At less than 50 cents an ounce, you can customize a treat that satisfies your palate and your pocketbook.
NORTH VALLEY ITSA ITALIAN ICE PIXABAY 215 Phoenix NW, 268-2560 • $ [American ] sure to check out the cotton candy-flavored ice. It’s Itsa Italian Ice is an old favorite for many got the exact same flavor only not overpoweringly Burqueños. Originally located on Lomas years ago, sweet. It’s shockingly good. Itsa was—and is—for kids and grown-ups alike. Diners can choose from several fruity flavors like cantaloupe, lemon, cherry, watermelon, black raspberry, lime, grape or banana, as well as other flavors like MIDTOWN chocolate or “blue moon” (cotton candy). CHILL’N 3600 Cutler NE, #6, 219-3166 NORTHEAST HEIGHTS [Ice Cream/Smoothies/Gelato/Fro-Yo ] Come chill in Chill’N where they feature hand-crafted ice cream OWL CAFÉ and artisan treats individually frozen for each 800 Eubank NE, 291-4900 • $ customer with liquid nitrogen. Conveniently located in [American ] Green Jeans Farmery where you can also grab a bite There’s a certain tangible thrill that or a beer, this unique dessert shop will knock your comes with eating in the hollow gullet of a giant bird socks off with their organic frozen treats. Try the sea of prey, especially when you’re slurping up a freezing- salt caramel or toasted coconut. delicious treat like their peanut butter or coffee milkshake. I SCREAM ICE CREAM 2000 Carlisle NE, 268-0139 • $ SANTA FE [Ice Cream/Smoothies/Gelato/Fro-Yo ] This retro- style ice cream shop is super kid-friendly with ECCO ESPRESSO AND GELATO spill-indifferent concrete floors and tons of nostalgic 105 E. Marcy, (505) 986-9778 • $ fun for everyone. Kids are encouraged to adorn their [Ice Cream/Smoothies/Gelato/Fro-Yo ] ice cream with the help of “topping tokens,” which Gelato is they can pump into low-set gumball machines filled a gift from the gods. These flavors are fantastic (try with fixings like crushed Oreos, Animal Crackers and the hazelnut), the texture is soothing and it’s lower in Fruity Pebbles. ISIC also serves up shakes, splits and fat than ice cream. Stop by Ecco for a tasty frozen other specialty treats to order, and most are between treat, a fresh deli sandwich and a European-style café $1 and $5. Cheap! experience. Open until 10pm on Fridays and Saturdays—a godsend for latenight munchers in the area! NAPOLI COFFEE 3035 Menaul NE, 884-5454 • $ [Coffee/Tea/Espresso ] This is the kind of friendly, TAOS local and, above all, comfortable coffee shop that has become a rare breed since the caffeine-laced heyday TAOS COW ICE CREAM of the mid-’90s. Napoli Coffee offers a warm and 485 Highway 150, (575) 776-5640 • $ inviting sitting area that makes it a perfect hangout [Ice Cream/Smoothies/Gelato/Fro-Yo ] Here, they spot. You can pick up all the usual espresso drinks churn their ice cream without hormones or the fake here as well as iced coffee or even an espresso flavors found in mass produced batches. Although the milkshake. muted flavors may disarm at first, by the third slurp you can pick up the subtle mint in the mint chocolate chip or the cinnamon in the Mexican chocolate. The NOB HILL café also serves a full breakfast and lunch menu and has a slim porch for mountainside dining. LIMONATA ITALIAN STREET FOOD CAFFE 3222 Silver SE, 266-0607 • $ UNIVERSITY [Italian ] This sunny café occupies the sweet spot in The Village at Silver and Wellesley vacated by Café HUMBLE COFFEE COMPANY Giuseppe. Giuseppe regulars will be happy to know 4200 Lomas NE, Ste C, 289-9909 Limonata still offers killer espresso but we [Coffee/Tea/Espresso ] The coffee is excellent, with recommend the lavender lemonade to cool off during all the usual espresso-based concoctions on hand. the afternoon heat. The iced coffee seems like a normal drink, but this strong brew packs a much needed caffeine-punch we MONTE VISTA FIRE STATION all need in the morning. 3201 Central NE, 255-2424 • $$ [American ] With sometimes too-loud live music and a party-hard crowd, it’s usually best to avoid this UPTOWN place on the weekends. But stop in for a late lunch or weeknight burger and a beer, and you’ll get a different FROST, A GELATO SHOPPE experience. The bartenders always present an 2201 Q NE, Ste 9A, 883-2522 excellently executed drink—from whiskey sours to [Ice Cream/Smoothies/Gelato/Fro-Yo ] At Frost, Moscow mules—these people really know what they’re get a taste of the finest authentic Italian gelatos and doing and will serve you kindly under their freezing air sorbets. The extensive menu can be overwhelming but conditioner. the cheery owners and staff are readily available to offer suggestions and samples. The shop offers classic OLO YOGURT STUDIO flavors like vanilla and mint chocolate chip along with 3339 Central NE, 718-4656 unique ones like chai tea and crema di biscotti, in your choice of a cup or a waffle, sugar or mini sugar [Ice Cream/Smoothies/Gelato/Fro-Yo ] The cone. [18 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 23-29 , 2016 FILM | revIew REEL WORLD BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Unidentified Filmic Object The locally produced documentary “UFOs and Nukes: The Secret Link Revealed” will have a one-night-only premiere screening on Thursday, June 23, at the KiMo Theatre (423 Central NW), starting at 7pm. The short film is directed by Albuquerque native Jared Tarbell, whose father worked at the Sandia National Laboratories and the Manzano Weapons Storage Area. It is written by noted UFO researcher Robert Hastings, who wrote the book UFOs and Nukes: Extraordinary Encounters at Nuclear Weapons Sites . Tarbell and Hastings’ 48-minute collaboration uses eyewitness accounts, authenticated military documents and reenactments to probe the connection between unidentified flying objects and our military’s top secret weapons storage facilities. After the film there will be an onstage Q&A with Mr. Hastings. Immediately following the screening/Q&A, Deep Space Coffee (504 Central SW) will host an after-party for film goers and enthusiasts. Tickets are $5 for adults/students and $2.50 for seniors. They are available now through kimotickets.com. For more info go to ufosandnukes.com. “Oh, god. I just remembered Mr. Wrong.” In the not too distant future The stars of the movie-mocking cult TV series “Mystery Science Theater 3000” have spent Finding Dory the last decade or so fronting rival gigs. Some of the MySTies have been running RiffTrax, while Simple but satisfying sequel follows its own motto and just keeps swimming others went off and launched Cinematic Titanic. Now the gang is getting back together for one epic night of movie bashing with the “MST3K BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Finding Dory This second dive into familiar waters finds Reunion Show.” Mike J. Nelson, Joel Hodgson, itself occasionally matching the visual wonder Kevin Murphy, Trace Beaulieu, Bill Corbett, Directed by Andrew Stanton & Angus MacLane of the first film, but never quite manages to Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl and Bridget Nelson ntil recently the innovative animators at Starring the voices of Ellen DeGeneres, Albert surpass it. The animation is bright and lovely, are all coming together for a Satellite of Love- Pixar have been reluctant to make sequels Brooks, Ed O’Neill, Kaitlin Olson but we’ve been here before—and we don’t fest, celebrating 10 years of RiffTrax. They’ll be Uto their smash hits. Since the company fell Rated PG have anything to quite match the unexpected joined, live on stage at the State Theater in under the wing of Disney, however, it’s taken a Opens Now playing. splendor of our first trip, surfing on turtleback Minneapolis, by Jonah Ray, star of Comedy more ... shall we say, corporate approach to or bouncing through a jellyfish mob. Still, Central’s “The Meltdown with Jonah and things. Now, instead of anticipating the sense there’s enough razzle-dazzle to keep kiddie eyes Kumail” and host of the newly revived, decides to embark on a quest to find her long- of discovery stand-alone surprises like Up , glued to the screens. Kickstarter-funded “Mystery Science Theater lost mother and father (voiced by Diane audiences are left staring down the There are, as expected, a smattering of 3000” reboot. During this special live Keaton and Eugene Levy). comfortingly familiar barrel of Cars 3, Toy jokes aimed at the adults in the audience. broadcast, the gang will riff on a cavalcade of As far as storylines go, it’s more or less a Story 4 and The Incredibles 2 . The one bright (The inclusion of Sigourney Weaver as goofy, educational shorts and comic interludes rehash of the events in Finding Nemo . But spot in all this is that Pixar has also been more “Sigourney Weaver,” the recorded tour guide before “concluding the evening with a grand hardly anyone’s going to complain. There’s or less incapable of making bad movies—last voice of the Marine Life Institute gives the finale Super Riff-a-Palooza!” The reunion show actually a tidy symmetry to this simple flip on year’s muddled The Good Dinosaur being the movie a kind of reflexive and surreal edge.) will be simulcast locally at Century Rio (4901 Nemo ’s script, having an adult child hunting major exception. Thankfully, the release of But those who have recently consumed Pan American West Freeway NE) and Century for her missing parents. Accompanied by Finding Dory , a follow-up to 2003’s much-loved Finding Nemo may find the punch lines sailing Downtown (100 Central SW) on Tuesday, June Marlin and Nemo, Dory sets out to locate her 28, staring at 7pm. Tickets are $12.50 adults, Finding Nemo , proves a soothing nerve tonic, by at a somewhat slower pace this go-around. birthplace, the “jewel of Southern California.” $11.50 students/seniors and $10.50 children. allaying major fears that Pixar’s sequels will be Also it should be noted that DeGeneres’ In short order Dory and her friends end up at You can get them now through nothing more than a string of diminishing sunny-side-up schtick works tremendously the California Marine Life Institute, a Sea fathomevents.com. returns. well on daytime TV, but isn’t for all takers. World-inspired aquatic park whose motto is Finding Dory picks up one year after the Fortunately, she isn’t the sole focus here, with “Rescue, Rehabilitate and Release.” events of Finding Nemo . In the wake of their plenty of time devoted to Marlin, Nemo and Bouncing around the park from one exhibit reunion, nervous clownfish father Marlin the amusing newcomers. (Idris Elba and Paws for a cause to another in a madcap race to find mom and This Saturday the Second Annual Feline Film (Albert Brooks) has been living happily and Dominic West are particularly memorable as a dad, Dory encounters a number of new friends, Festival pounces into KiMo Theatre (423 uneventfully with his young son Nemo couple of territorial harbor seals.) including a grumpy, escape-artist “septopus” Central NW) for a selection of fantastic, cat- (Hayden Rolence, replacing the now puberty- Admittedly, Finding Dory lacks the named Hank (Ed O’Neill), a shortsighted based shorts. Presented by Animal Humane of ruined Alexander Gould). But their bubble- nostalgic feels of Toy Story , the psychological whale shark named Destiny (Kaitlin Olson) New Mexico and the City of Albuquerque Film headed blue tang bestie Dory (Ellen insights of Inside Out , the stiff-upper lip and a beluga whale who can’t seem to get the Office, this is a chance for pet lovers to share DeGeneres) finds herself struck with a sudden sadness of Up and the existential loneliness of stories of their favorite felines while raising hang of echolocation (Ty Burrell, O’Neill’s realization: She’s got parents. Crippled by her Wall-E . But it’s a perfectly likable family film funds for homeless pets. Screenings will take costar from “Modern Family”). Together, they comically recurrent short-term memory loss, in its own right. Kids will delight in the bright place on Saturday, June 25, at 2pm and 7pm use their skills to assist one another, creating however, Dory’s unable to remember who they colors and the extended slapstick action with an “Aristocat VIP soiree” at 5:30pm. In your basic “family of choice” moral—as well as are or where they live. Flashbacks tell us that sequences. Adults will revel in the technical addition to all the feline films, organizers providing another, more subtle lesson on the baby Dory went missing at an early age and wizardry and the sharp voice cast. Two or promise “playful cat crafts,” a photo shoot and a ability of people to overcome their disabilities. spent most of her life trying to figure out how three more of these on the part of Pixar and bunch of adoptable kittens from area shelters in Down with ableism, I guess. to get home—until she grew up and finally the tracing paper will start to wear thin. But the KiMo lobby. Tickets are $15 for adults and Co-writer and co-director Andrew Stanton, forgot what it was she was looking for. Inspired for now, it seems, we can just relax and enjoy a $10 for children. For more info go to who gave us the original film, returns to ensure by a sudden, fleeting remembrance, Dory visit with some old, fishy friends. kimotickets.com. a that all the technical aspects are up to snuff. a JUNE 23-29, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [19 ] TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX Surf and Turf “Sigmund and the Sea Monsters” on Amazon The boys smuggle Sigmund back to their junk- BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY filled clubhouse where they learn he’s being hunted by his mean older brothers Blurp and id and Marty Krofft spent much of the ’60s Slurp as well as a misguided local monster hunter and ’70s confusing and delighting children named Captain Barnabas (David Arquette, in Severy Saturday morning with their near- one of his weirder career decisions). psychedlic brand of life-sized Muppet shows The original show was shot on a series of (“H.R. Pufnstuf,” “The Bugaloos,” “Lidsville,” cheap studio sets. The remake uses real, outdoor “Sigmund and the Sea Monsters,” “Land of the locations. Nevertheless, the happy-goofy spirit of Lost”). Amazingly, the elderly imagineers are still the original (right down to the surf-pop theme in business, having sold the fresh new series song) remains unchanged. Pay close attention “Mutt & Stuff” to Nick Jr. in 2015. Now and you’ll even catch old “Sigmund” star Johnny Amazon has gotten into the game, reviving and Whitaker in a small cameo. rebooting the Krofft brothers’ 1973-75 series The squiddy sea monster costumes, still foam- “Sigmund and the Sea Monsters” for a new rubber-based, are far more detailed than their generation. 1970s counterparts. To call them “realistic” isn’t As with all new Amazon shows, the online quite accurate, but they’re several steps above retailer has funded a pilot episode, which it Barney the Purple Dinosaur now. The new distributes for free online. If demand proves big young stars acquit themselves well enough in the enough, Amazon will turn it into a full series, pilot, faithfully delivering the show’s simple and available for download by its Amazon Prime gentle message of friendship (with a slight nod to customers. With the demand for internet-based environmentalism—basically the suggestion to baby-sitting growing, there’s little reason to recycle your trash rather than toss it in the suspect “Sigmund and the Sea Monsters” won’t ocean). The adults in the cast, knowing this is become a sought-out property among nostalgic aimed at wee ones, mug shamelessly (we’re all adults and their iPad smudging offspring. staring at you Mr. Arquette). In the context of The new version follows closely the formula talking sea monsters and slapstick humor, laid out by the Gerald Ford era kiddie show. though, it’s fine. Johnny and Scott Stewart (Solomon Stewart and Basically, if you grew up in the 1970s being Kyle Harrison Breitkopf) are sent to spend the alternately weirded out and entertained by the summer with their aunt, who operates a seaside works of Sid and Marty Krofft, you owe it to diner in picturesque Dead Man’s Cove. (In the yourself to revisit the world of “Sigmund and the original show, Johnny and Scott lived at home Sea Monsters” and, if possible, expose your with their housekeeper while their parents were offspring to it as well. a “away on vacation”—a rather suspicious scenario in today’s world.) One day the redheaded The pilot episode of “Sigmund and the Sea brothers stumble across a fat lump of seaweed on Monsters” is available for streaming right now on the beach. This tubby trashpile turns out to be an amazon.com. innocent young sea monster named Sigmund.
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BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY This challenging cinematic portrait is considered one of Finding Dory X-Men: Apocalypse her finest efforts. In French with English subtitles. 115 Reviewed this issue. 97 minutes. PG. (Century 14 The X-Men timeline (rebooted all to hell by 2014’s X-Men: OPENING THIS WEEK minutes. Unrated. (Opens Tuesday 6/28 at Guild Cinema) Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Grande 12 Days of Future Past ) heads into the 1980s with a handful Albuquerque IMAX, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century of familiar faces (James McAvoy’s Professor X, Jennifer Argentina Our Last Tango Rio, Cottonwood Stadium 16) Lawrence’s Mystique) and a bunch of unfamiliar ones Carlos Saura—director of Carmen, Tango and Flamenco — This musical documentary/art project relates the life and (Sophie Turner’s Jean Grey, Alexandra Shipp’s Storm). This presents another well-choreographed look at Argentina’s love story of Maria Nieves Rego and Juan Carlos Copes, Genius time around an immortal mutant from ancient Egypt ( The musical heritage. This documentary takes viewers from Argentina’s two most famous tango dancers. The two met Colin Firth, Jude Law and Nicole Kidman star in this Force Awakens ’ Oscar Isaac) is back and trying to wipe traditional styles such as the Zamba of “La Felipe Varela” as teenagers and danced together for nearly 50 years pagebound biopic about Max Perkins’ time as a book out all of humanity. There’s plenty of action to be had, but through to modern dance. In Spanish with English until a painful separation tore them apart. Here they open editor at Scribner Publishing in the 1920s—during which the script feels far too cliché-filled and retrograde subtitles. 85 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 6/24 at up about their long love-hate relationship and the art that he oversaw works by Thomas Wolfe, Ernest Hemingway, F. explodey in today’s post- Civil War MCU world. 144 Guild Cinema) it inspired to a group of young tango dancers and Scott Fitzgerald and others. As always, writers don’t make minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio choreographers who transform the stories into a series of for particularly cinematic subjects, but longtime British Rancho Premiere Cinema) Boy & the World vivid dances. In Spanish with English subtitles. 85 stage director Michael Grandage fashions a dutifully old- In this dazzling Brazilian animated adventure, a young boy minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 6/24 at Guild Cinema) fashioned tale of creative egos clashing. 104 minutes. SECOND RUN goes on a quest find his lost father, who has disappeared PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown) into a chaotic megalopolis in search of work. The film The Shallows Barbershop: The Next Cut mixes phantasmagoric imagery with a social realist Blake Lively (of “Gossip Girl”) stars in this minimalist The Jungle Book The gang (Ice Cube, Cedric the Entertainer, Anthony narrative about class struggle and poverty. In Portuguese horror thriller for Spanish director Jaume Collet-Serra Unlike Disney’s recent live-action Cinderella , Alice in Anderson, Eve, Sean Patrick Thomas, Jazsmin Lewis) is all with English subtitles. 80 minutes. Unrated. (Opens (House of Wax, Orphan, Non-Stop ). She plays a young Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz revamps, this family back in this fourth film in the Barbershop series (if you Satruday 6/25 at Guild Cinema) surfer who is attacked and stalked by a great white shark fantasy sticks pretty close to the original cartoon version. count 2005’s Beauty Shop ). This time around the shop is a mere 200 yards off shore—touching off a contest of John Favreau ( Elf, Iron Man ) does an admirable job co-ed, and everybody’s fighting against neighborhood Free State of Jones wills in which our harried heroine must marshal all of her directing one kid and a whole bunch of CGI animals. Star violence. But it’s pretty much just people standing around Matthew McConaughey and Gugu Mbatha-Raw star in strength and skills in order to survive. 87 minutes. PG-13. Neel Sethi is a ball of energy, leaping and tumbling his a barber shop bagging on one another. 112 minutes. PG- this based-on-a-true-story historical drama about a poor (Opens Thursday 6/23 at Century 14 Downtown, Grande way from one action sequence to the next. A string of 13. (Movies 8) farmer from Mississippi who leads a group of rebels 12 Albuquerque IMAX, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, celebrity voices (Ben Kingsley, Idris Elba, Bill Murray, against the Confederate army. This tale of racial liberation Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Cottonwood Lupita Nyong’o, Scarlett Johansson, Christopher Walken) Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is certainly earnest, but the limited budget and pious Stadium 16) take on the familiar characters. The action is a bit intense Batman and Superman duke it out in a grimdark setting tone make this more of a classroom lesson than a Civil at times for the littlest of tykes. The decision to include that involves lots of glowering, real estate-flattening War epic. 139 minutes. R. (Opens Thursday 6/23 at Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory two of the songs from the original Disney cartoon is odd, explosions and concrete-colored costumes. The action is Century 14 Downtown, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX, The 1971 fantasy classic based on Roald Dahl’s but doesn’t upset the overall balance of the adventurous frenetic, the production design is faithful to its comic Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Cottonwood nonsense-filled children’s book returns to the big screen. film. Reviewed in v25 i16. 105 minutes. PG. (Rio Rancho book roots and there’s plenty of fan service—but the film Stadium 16) It’s darker and more chaotic than you probably Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) just doesn’t differentiate its heroes enough for the long- remember, and damn is Gene Wilder good. 100 minutes. awaited confrontation to feel particularly justified. I Don’t Belong Anywhere: The Cinema of G. (Opens Sunday 6/26 at Century 14 Downtown, Me Before You Batman and Superman are now both dark, brooding, Chantal Akerman Century Rio, Cottonwood Stadium 16) Jojo Moyes’ 10-hankie tearjerker of a novel heads to the murderous vigilantes feared by polite society. This This cinema-based documentary features a career- big screen. Emilia Clarke (significantly less Dragon crowded, lengthy film wastes a lot of energy setting up retrospective collection of excerpts covering nearly the STILL PLAYING Queeny here than on “Game of Thrones”) plays a small- future Justice League films, but doesn’t spend enough entire career of experimental Beligian filmmaker Chantal town English girl who forms an unlikely (and romantic, of time being fun or escapist or particularly entertaining. Akerman—from 1975’s Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai Du Alice Through the Looking Glass course) bond with the recently paralyzed man she’s hired Reviewed in v25 i12. 153 minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8, Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles to 2015’s No Home Movie . Disney’s re-jiggered, live-action Alice in Wonderland to take care of (Sam Claflin from The Hunger Games and Movies West) 67 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Tuesday 6/28 at Guild returns in another eye-boggling fantasy outing produced Snow White and the Huntsman ). 110 minutes. PG-13. Cinema) by (but not directed by) Tim Burton. This time around, (Century Rio) The Boss Alice (Mia Wasikowska) is forced to travel back in time to Melissa McCarthy (“Mike & Molly,” Bridesmaids ) stars as Independence Day: Resurgence save the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) and defeat the evil Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising a famed business mogul/financial guru who is sent to It’s been 20 years since those national monument- machinations of Time himself (Sacha Baron Cohen). 113 Having successfully excised the hard-partying fraternity prison after she’s caught for insider trading. When she destroying space aliens got destoryed by an Apple laptop minutes. PG. (Century Rio) next door, husband and wife Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne gets out of prison, she’s forced to work off her community computer virus. Now it seems they’re back—and rather find a hard-partying sorority taking up residence next. ... service by helping a Girl Scouts-esque organization with embarassed for having gone out like such punks. They’ve Captain America: Civil War I’m thinking maybe a hard-partying youth hostel for their annual baked goods-based fundraiser. Naturally, she brought some even more humongous spaceships with Marvel steps in to show DC how superhero conflict is Neighbors 3 . 92 minutes. R. (Century Rio) seizes on the opportunity to rebuild her financial empire them this time, capable of causing even more CGI done. This smartly written action flick bristles with and get revenge on everyone who screwed her over—one destruction. It’s up to a new generation of freedom contemporary moral quandaries. And yet it’s fast, fun and Now You See Me 2 brownie at a time. 99 minutes. R. (Movies 8, Movies fighters (Liam Hemsworth, Jessie T. Usher among them) light on its feet. Seems that the near disastrous events of The gang of gonzo magicians-turned-criminals led by West) as well as a few familiar faces (Bill Pullman, Brent Spiner, the last Avengers movie have made many question the Jesse Eisenberg returns for more unlawful shenanigans. Vivica A. Fox) to kick alien ass once again. 120 minutes. whole idea of superpowered heroics. Tony Stark (Robert This time around they’re being blackmailed by a tech The Darkness PG-13. (Opens Thursday 6/23 at Century 14 Downtown, Downey Jr.), for example, thinks heroes should now be genius into pulling off their most impossible heist yet. A family (including Kevin Bacon, Radha Mitchell and Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX, Icon Cinemas regulated by the U.N. Captain America (Chris Evans), on Daniel Radcliffe and Lizzy Caplan join the already stuffed David Mazouz) returns from a Grand Canyon vacation, Albuquerque, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, the other hand, thinks otherwise. What follows is a head- cast (Woody Harrelson, Mark Ruffalo, Morgan Freeman, haunted by an ancient supernatural entity they Cottonwood Stadium 16) to-head battle that forces a lot of familiar faces (and a Michael Caine). 129 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 unknowingly awakened. ... Wait. Wasn’t that the plot to an few new ones) to choose sides. 146 minutes. PG-13. Downtown, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Rio Rancho episode of “The Brady Bunch”? 92 minutes. PG-13. Morning Toons (Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Cottonwood Stadium 16) (Movies 8) New Mexico Entertainment Magazine invites you to grab your pajamas and sample a selection of classic cartoons Central Intelligence Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of The Huntsman: Winter’s War from your childhood (assuming your childhood coincided Big, muscular Dwayne Johnson and tiny, motormouthed the Shadows This sequel to 2012’s Snow White and the Huntsman with the release of these cartoons). 100 minutes. Kevin Hart are a couple of old high school pals reunited Producer Michael Bay’s CGI TMNT sequel finds the dumps lead princess Kristen Stewart and replaces her Unrated. (Opens Saturday 6/25 at Guild Cinema) through Facebook for one of them buddy action-comedy quartet joining forces with sporty vigilante Casey Jones with most of the plot from Disney’s Frozen (or Hans adventures. Hart is a mild-mannered accountant and (Stephen Amell, uncontent to simply hero it up on Christian Andersen’s “The Snow Queen,” if you’re a The Neon Demon Johnson is an international superspy. Hijinks ensue. 114 “Arrow”) and fighting off the combined threat of Bebop, traditionalist). Seems that jealousy-prone queen Ravenna Danish master stylist Nicolas Winding Refn ( Pusher, minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Rocksteady and the dreaded alien invader Kraang. 112 (Charlize Theron) and her icy exiled sister Freya (Emily Bronson, Valhalla Rising, Drive, Only God Forgives ) returns Premiere Cinema, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX, Icon minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Blunt) are at war. Naturally, Chris Hemsworth’s hunky with this glittery, surreal horror thriller about an aspiring Cinemas Albuquerque, Century Rio, Cottonwood Stadium Rio, Century 14 Downtown, Grande 12 Albuquerque huntsman is caught in the middle. As in the previous model (Elle Fanning) who moves to Los Angeles where her 16) IMAX, Cottonwood Stadium 16) outing, the costumes and sets are visually stunning, but youth and vitality are slowly stolen by a string of beauty- the convoluted fairy tale mash-up of a storyline is better obsessed women. Macabre, twisted, gorgeously mounted The Conjuring 2 Warcraft suited for ABC’s corny “Once Upon a Time.” 114 minutes. and seriously depraved, this one will win fans and Director James Wan and actors Vera Farmiga and Patrick In the third video game adaptation of the summer (after PG-13. (Movies 8, Movies West) detractors in near-equal number. Jena Malone, Christina Wilson return for this follow-up to the cheap chiller hit of Ratchet & Clank and Angry Birds ), a peaceable kingdom Hendricks, Keanu Reeves round out the odd cast. 117 2013. Based on (but incredibly hyped up from) the case stands on the brink of war as its civilization faces its Keanu minutes. R. (Opens Friday 6/24 at Century 14 Downtown) files of real-life ghost hunters Lorraine and Ed Warren, greatest threat: an invasion of orc warriors. But are these Sketch comedy kings Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan this supernatural drama takes us to North London to creatures seeking destruction or refuge? It’s up to one Peele star in this manic action comedy about a No Home Movie investigate the infamous Enfield poltergeist incident. You brave fighter (Travis Fimmel from “Vikings”) to figure it brokenhearted guy (Peele) who adopts the world’s cutest Belgian experimental filmmaker Chantal Akerman closed know the drill: Floating kids, loud bumps in the night, out. There are a handful of real, live actors here, but the kitten in the wake of an ugly breakup. But when the titular out her career with this deeply personal documentary. The spinning crosses, creepy voices and the occasional majority of this film’s characters and background are pure feline is kidnapped by a group of violent gang-bangers, subject is Akerman’s mother, a Holocaust survivor who demonic nun. 133 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, CGI. David Bowie offspring Duncan Jones ( Moon, Source our protagonist teams up with his nerdy best bud (Key) to married and raised a family in Brussels. Much of Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Grande 12 Albuquerque Code ) directs, based on the wildly popular MMO. 123 pose as drug dealers in order to rescue the beloved pet. Akerman’s later work—from videos to books to installation IMAX, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, minutes. PG-13. (Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Rio Rancho 98 minutes. R. (Movies 8, Movies West) art—concerned the artist’s relationship with her mother. Cottonwood Stadium 16) Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Cottonwood Stadium 16)
[22 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 23-29 , 2016 FILM | CAPSULES Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted Fat Greek Wedding and 2003’s TV spin-off “My Big Fat (Atonement, Pride & Prejudice ) directs heavily tampered- The talking animals of Madagascar have never been Greek Life” and ... honestly, not much else, Nia Vardalos with fantasy. 111 minutes. PG. (Movies 8, Movies West) known for their navigational skills. In the first film, they goes back to the well for some romantic comedy cash. tried to get to Africa and wound up in Madagascar. In the This time around it’s her meddling parents (who, it turns Zootopia second film, they tried to get to New York and ended up in out, were never properly married) getting hitched. Ethnic A plucky country rabbit (Ginnifer Goodwin) dreams of Africa. Now, they’re stuck tooling around Europe with a stereotype-based hijinks ensue. 94 minutes. PG-13. becoming a tough-as-nails cop in the teeming city of circus. Ah well, it’s all just an excuse for Chris Rock to (Movies West) Zootopia. Unfortunately, the place is run by predators, crack wise while Ben Stiller, David Schwimmer and Jada who relegate the barrier-busting bunny to meter maid Pinkett Smith act like the straight men (animals?). The Pan duty. But when a series of mysterious disappearances penguins and the lemurs still get all the best laughs. 85 Hollywood takes another uninspired stab at revamping rocks the city, she teams with a self-serving con man of a minutes. PG. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) J.M. Barrie’s Peter Pan story. This one plays out as a fox (Jason Bateman) to crack the case. This funny animal “prequel,” explaining how a 12-year-old orphan named take on sun-dappled L.A. noir manages to tackle some My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 Peter (Levi Miller) wound up in Neverland battling evil hot-button issues (racism, sexism) while still being a Having had success with 2002’s super sleeper hit My Big pirate Blackbeard (Hugh Jackman) alongside an colorful, entertaining Disney romp. Reviewed in v25 i9. adventurous young Hook (Garrett Hedlund). Joe Wright 108 minutes. PG. (Movies 8, Movies West) FILM | TIMES wEEk oF FrI., jUnE 24-ThUrS., jUnE 30
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AMIT COURTESY OF THE ARTIST Paul Oakenfold PHOTO BY STUART SEVASTOS Following Penniman's Example A happy soul digs rocanrol BY AUGUST MARCH around a dark binary star composed of husband make an appearance at Sister (407 Central Oakenfold’s done it all, from hosting the and wife duo Cyndy and Jason Myles. The NW) on Friday, June 24. A south-Londoner, “Theatre of Madness” in the aforementioned classically trained Cyndy Myles adds a sharp AMIT uses his knowledge of dubstep, infuses Spanish rave town to traveling to Southern ong about ten I’ll be flying high/ Rock formalism to the crashing, careening those aesthetics with middle-Eastern accents, India for inspiration to pioneering the EDM on out unto the sky/ But I don’t care if experimentation that Jason Myles worked on adds the glitchiness of modern urban life to scene in the Americas. For a mere $20-25 you “L I spend my dough/ Tonight I’m gonna developing for years before he met his favorite the mix and calls it absolutely fantastic. can witness something wickedly wise that be one happy soul/ I’m gonna rock it up/ I’m instrumentalist in 2009. Together the two Clearly his better angels at the Beeb agree; begins with music and somehow ends up with gonna rip it up/ I’m gonna shake it up, gonna make music that is horrifically and sometimes BBC listeners have consistently voted AMIT the infinite space inside us all. For those 21+, ball it up/ I’m gonna rock it up and ball voyeuristically alluring, like a highway best producer and most listenable single- that’s a pretty trippy break. tonight.”—A song sung by Little Richard but accident or a domestic disturbance at your releasing artist in the UK. His combination of written by Robert Blackwell and John neighbor’s run-down house. A band from the deft subsonic dropbeats, panoramic delay and Sunday Marascalco. shadowy subculture known as the Noctivigant tendency to let things roll at 174 bpm have Take a break from the electronic daisy-like Collective—who are apparently adherents of established AMIT as the king of where EDM carnival you’ve created during the last three Marascalco and Blackwell were two of Gnosis and ambient tuneage (let my pet goes from here. Five bones in advance or 10 at days of experiential listening by checking out a important early proponents of the rocanrol goat know if I’m wrong about this by the way, the door will get the riddim going in your for realz black metal deathcore show Sunday, sound. Blackwell was the first producer to he told me it was so)—will also be represented bones at this 21+ techno partay; it begins at June 26, at the Co-Op (415 Central NW). record Richard; Marascalco also wrote “Good at the evening ritual. The name of those ones 8pm. That’s when Spite and Bodysnatcher arrive at Golly Miss Molly” and later collaborated with is ia~mt~hi~ng , in case you want to know. the above noted venue, remove their human the mysterious Harry Nilsson. The two spent Obviously they are not phonies. Bluesy stoner- Saturday suits to reveal something entirely sinister their lives looking for, recording and rock stalwarts Marsupious begin the evening’s Let me be clear. Paul Oakenfold didn’t invent underneath, and then jam the fuck out, darkly distributing the new sounds they heard all over stygian discourse. A Lincoln is the only EDM music in the ‘90s. He actually came up and decisively. Spite is a five-piece deathcore the nation, deeply influencing the genre and sacrifice you’ll have to make to enter unto this with the whole schmear while celebrating his ensemble from the Bay Area in Califas. Their its associated lexicon. great 21+ gig. birthday in Ibiza in the late 1980s. Under his sound is necessarily apocalyptic, filled with Basically you can thank these two dudes for aegis acid house music became a thing and Satanic references, growling, cussing vocals being able to say you are going to rock out, Friday though folks weren’t quite ready for the sound punctuated by brutally precise percussion and that you’re a balla, and so on and so forth. The London music scene is notable for a and its trance-y, trippy implications back then, churning, melodically limited, but sometimes Which reminds me to remind you: Check out world-spanning spectrum of influences. The by the time the mid-90s rolled around, soaring guitar passages. Bodysnatcher, from this week’s concert preview selections for hints grungy guitar of Northwestern America got everyone was doing it. And it’s all Paul Florida, refers to their work as “beat down on how to manifest the stuff going on in that the English treatment in the ‘90s and before Oakenfold’s fault (though I’m sure the folks metal,” and works through visceral tuneage important first paragraph. that, the Caribbean was a deep source of who manufacture Vick’s Vapo-Rub and such as “Facedown in Filth” and “Soul Sucker” inspiration for musicians making their home rainbow-colored, knee-high toe socks were as if their goal was to burn down and poison Thursday on the sceptered isle. “Jamaican Sound also somehow involved). In any case, everything in their path, using only their On Thursday, June 23, Low Spirits (2823 Systems” perfected and then deconstructed Oakenfold brings his multi-dimensional sonic instruments, amps and attitudes. This all ages Second Street NW) is the site of a already potent and postmodern forms—dub suitcase to The Stage at Santa Ana Star invocation of what teenagers think the occult synthetically realized sonic situation that relies and dubstep—to create musical languages that Casino (54 Jemez Dam, Bernalillo) on arts might sound like if only it were available (mostly) on darkness for its Sturm und Drang. can be deciphered with dance. Among the Saturday, June 25, for a show that deftly for purchase costs but $10. The soul you leave The atramentous output of La Fin Absolute latest proponents of such forays into groovy positions the word “trance” in a pulsating behind is another matter, but just in case you Du Monde circles, sometimes anxiously, other gamboling is a fellow known as AMIT . He’ll poetic couplet alongside the word “dance.” go, things get unleashed at 6pm. a times languidly—as if momentarily sated, JUNE 23-29, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [25 ] THE CO-OP Heat • psychedelic rock • Modesto • stoner, alterna - SONIC REDUCER tive • Booty Dust • Karma • 7pm • $5 -$15 BY GEOFFREY PLANT Music THE DECK AT THE MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Hogan and Moss • folk, roots • 3pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! DIRTY BOURBON Kyle Martin Band • country, rock ’n’ roll • 9pm • $5 Barb Wire Calendar KRYPTON BLUE MoonHat • jazz, soulful groove, eclectic funk • Dolls 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! Desperate LAUNCHPAD Torture Victim • Suspended • metal • Fields of (Motörhead Music) Elysium • death metal • Holocaustic • metal • 9pm • $5 THURSDAY JUNE 23 LOUNGE 54 @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo The DCN Project • This third Barb Wire funk, soul, R&B • 9pm • FREE Dolls release is a BOXING BEAR BREWING CO. Tres Pendejos • acoustic, reggae, LOW SPIRITS Star City Rejects • rock • Dirty Brown Jug Band • continuation of their rock • 6pm • FREE country, bluegrass • Danny Harp Band • 9pm • $3 BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE Rebecca Arscott • reggae, calypso • One MARBLE BREWERY Last To Know • funk, bluegrass • 8pm • FREE Flipper meets Heart Fyah Band • Kila-Kali • DJ Nutsako • 9pm • FREE Ramones LA-bound formula and while they MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Bo DePena • blues, folk • Hartley THE CO-OP Act of Defiance • heavy metal • 6pm • $10 • ALL -AGES! Hall • Gregory Butera & The Gunsels • Americana • 7pm • FREE maintain that sloppy polish that at once makes THE DECK AT THE MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Ryan MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Night Moves • indie pop • 1:30pm • Iron them accessible and kind of scary—these Hutchens • singer-songwriter, folk • 4pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! Chiwawa • rock • 6pm • FREE tunes are less edgy than previous albums. Is DIRTY BOURBON Laura Walsh Band • country • 9pm RIO BRAVO BREWERY Mikki Daniel • Western swing • 6:30pm • something getting formulaic? Has anyone ever EFFEX Phenox • EBM, synthpop, industrial, goth • 8pm • FREE $15 • ALL -AGES! complained that the Ramones were formulaic? LAUNCHPAD Sac One • Moneyside Musica • The Faceless • ROCK AND BREWS Kindred Green • folk, Americana • 8:30pm • Veering toward a slower, more generic sound is hardcore • Kiing Delyrous • Mic Deli • hip-hop, indie • Kid FREE • ALL -AGES! a hazard of any punk band making their way up Verse • rap, underground • Avatar • 9pm • $10 SISTER NOTHING • indie rock, alternative, dream pop • 9pm • $12 the music industry ladder and it probably isn’t LOW SPIRITS Marsupious • stoner rock • La Fin Absolute De SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe DJ 12 Tribe • hip-hop, reggae, house • 10pm Monde • ambient • ia~mt~hi~ng • experimental, dark THE STAGE AT SANTA ANA STAR CASINO , Bernalillo Paul anything fans should worry about. Fans will ambient • 9pm • $5 • See “Show Up!” take this album in heaping doses but newbies Oakenfold • trance • 9pm • $20 -$25 • See “Show Up!” MARBLE BREWERY Cali Shaw Band • indie, folk, Americana • ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO SWAG • jazz, blues, Motown • 6pm should check out previous releases first to find 7pm • FREE TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK Eryn Bent • indie, folk • out what the fuss is about. MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Larry Conga Show • classic rock • 6pm • FREE 5pm • FREE NOB HILL BAR & GRILL Keith Sanchez • rock, blues • 7:30pm • UPTOWN FUNK DUELING PIANO BAR Dueling Piano Show • PYLON FREE • ALL -AGES! Jorge Ramirez • Brian Burtless • Valerie Gabriel • piano • OUTPOST PERFORMANCE SPACE Ron Helman Quartet • Greg Pylon Live 8pm • $5 Abate Quartet • jazz • 7:30pm • $10 -$15 • ALL -AGES! VERNON’S OPEN DOOR Nathan Fox • indie, singer-songwriter, (Chunklet Records) TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK Felix Y Los Gatos • acoustic • 6:30pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! Americana, Creole funk • 8pm • FREE VERNON’S SPEAKEASY Larry Freedman • solo piano • 7pm • FREE Never having heard a UPTOWN FUNK DUELING PIANO BAR Dueling Piano Show • Jorge full PYLON album, it Ramirez • Brian Burtless • Valerie Gabriel • piano • 7:30pm • FREE took one listen to VERNON’S SPEAKEASY Bob Tate • solo piano • 6pm • FREE SUNDAY JUNE 26 this unreleased, BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE The Strange • southwesten rock, ameri - double live album FRIDAY JUNE 24 cana • The Luna Cats • NCompany • 9pm • FREE recorded for an unfinished PBS documentary THE CO-OP Spite • hardcore, black metal • Bodysnatcher • in 1983 to solve a minor mystery from my THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Hurdle • deathcore • 6pm • $10 • ALL -AGES! • See “Show Up!” younger years. When I was 20, my then-girl - folk, country, rock • 4:30pm • Twist And Shout • Beatles THE DECK AT THE MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Key Frances • friend convinced me to play music with her tribute, classic rock • 8pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! psychedelic blues • 3pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! college classmate, a drummer who she thought BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE The Dying Beds • Weedrat • Alien Space DIRTY BOURBON James McMurtry • singer-songwriter • Kitchen • 9pm • FREE 7:30pm • $20 -$25 looked like Aidan Quinn. I thought he looked CARAVAN EAST Country Drifter • country • 5pm • $5 like a circus geek, but the dude was a nice ISLETA AMPHITHEATER Jason Aldean • country • 7:30pm • $50 CROWNE PLAZA ALBUQUERQUE Cantina and Ranchers • LAUNCHPAD Metalachi • heavy metal, mariachi • Goddamn guy—if limited as a drummer. I suspected he Ambrose Rivera • jazz guitar • 5:30pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! Son of A Bitch • 7:30pm was sleeping with my chick, yet we played DIRTY BOURBON Laura Walsh Band • country • 9pm MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Shane Wallin • singer- music and briefly became friends. You can EFFEX Ardalan’s Thunder Tour • Sasha Robitti • dance, variety • songwriter • 1pm • FREE imagine the conflict experienced when this guy 9pm • $8 O’NEILL’S HEIGHTS Los Radiators • acoustic folk, blues • 4pm • tried to turn me on to a band that any Fall and HYATT REGENCY TAMAYA RESORT , Santa Ana Pueblo FREE • ALL -AGES! Joy Division fan like myself should like. I hated Alchemie • folk, rock • 8pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! O’NIELL’S PUB , Nob Hill The Watermelon Mountain Jug Band • on the Pylon album, broke up with the girl and LAUNCHPAD CRTTRZ • math rock • Scarless • metal • Crime bluegrass, folk • 4pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! • Geeks Who never played music with either of them again. Lab • Fault And Fracture • Wolfpack Weekend • 9pm • $7 Drink • Quiz for a Cause • 8pm • $5 LAZY LIZARD GRILL , Cedar Crest Odd Dog • classic rock • Years later and without prejudice, I can tell you ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO Salsa Sunday • 2pm 7pm • FREE VERNON’S SPEAKEASY Bob Tate • solo piano • 6pm • FREE that these Athens, Ga. contemporaries of REM THE LOFT BallinB The Prynce • 4th Child • elecro house • 8pm • $10 and the B-52s rock as equals with the jangly LOUNGE 54 @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo The DCN Project • guitars of the former and the danceability of funk, soul, R&B • 9pm • FREE MONDAY JUNE 27 the former. File under: great unheard music. LOW SPIRITS Russian Girlfriends • rock, punk • The Despots • BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE Duncing in the Dark • comedy night • surf, punk, blues, rock • 9pm 9pm • FREE Delphia MARBLE BREWERY Pawn Shop Poster Boys • ska, reggae • LAUNCHPAD Twin Peaks • indie rock • Ne-Hi • psychedelic • 8pm • FREE 9pm • $8 Delphia MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Duke City Riots • rock-n-roll • (Copy Left Records) 8pm • FREE MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras The Harmanz • rock • 1:30pm • Broken TUESDAY JUNE 28 Does she sing with Rules Band • blues, rock • 6pm • FREE BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE Punk Rock Open Mic • 9pm • FREE such confident SCALO NORTHERN ITALIAN GRILL SWAG • jazz, blues, CARAVAN EAST Power Drive Band • country • 5pm • FREE Motown • 9pm • FREE power because of THE JAM SPOT Rotstrotter • DeathGrave • death metal • SISTER Amit • electronic, dubstep • 8pm • See “Show Up!” who she is or is she Laughing Dog • metal • CxDxS • 9pm • $5 SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe DJ Oona Bender • dance, variety • 8pm • who she is because MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Cactus Slim and The $10 • DJ Poetics • 9pm of the innately Goatheads • blues • 7pm • FREE STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo DJ Andy Gil • ladies strong voice captured on this two song EP? I MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Stanley Kee Trio • blues • 6pm • FREE night • hip-hop, EDM • 9pm • $0 -$10 N’AWLINS MARDI GRAS CAFE Todd Tijerina • acoustic blues, can hit mute a million times during “The Voice” STONE FACE TAVERN Flashback • variety • 8:30pm • FREE folk rock • 5pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! or “America’s Got Talent” but fact is, while UPTOWN FUNK DUELING PIANO BAR Dueling Piano Show • NED’S BAR & GRILL Freddie Chavez • variety • 6pm • FREE Delphia borders on that indulgent screaming Jorge Ramirez • Brian Burtless • Valerie Gabriel • piano • gimmick that seems to be necessary for an 8pm • $5 SANDIA RESORT & CASINO Maxwell • singer-songwriter, soul • 7pm • $35 -$55 audience’s approval these days, she mostly VERNON’S OPEN DOOR DJ T-Bone • electronic, variety • gets through her lyrics with cool and panache— 6:30pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! without stringing a vowel or two into an entire VERNON’S SPEAKEASY Nathan Fox • indie, singer-songwriter, WEDNESDAY JUNE 29 acoustic • 6:30pm • Alice Huang • variety piano • 7pm • FREE phrase like a yo-yo with hyper-drive. While the THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Alexa b-side “When You Leave” doesn’t grab the Kriss • variety • 6:30pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! listener’s ear, “Let You Go” is a sweet and SATURDAY JUNE 25 DUEL BREWING Jimmy’s FamJamly • variety • 8pm • FREE rocking R&B tune that on its own makes it ALBUQUERQUE BREWING COMPANY Schumann & LIZARD TAIL BREWING ABQ Jazz Trio Open Jam • 7pm worth catching this singer when she performs Kinabrew • acoustic rock • 7pm • FREE LOW SPIRITS Dead Feathers • psychedelic rock • Holy Glories • at the Scottish Rite Temple in Santa Fe on June THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Frank garage rock • 9pm 25. 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JUNE 23-29 , 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [27 ] straight dope | advice from the abyss by cecil adams Why not nuclear-powered cruise ships?
Modern ships run on fuel—a lot of fuel. What’s been holding back nuclear merchant ships? Why not make large ships, like cruise ships There's a matter of, for instance, customer and cargo transports, nuclear-powered? queasiness. Talking to the magazine Maritime Executive in 2015, one industry consultant said, —Xodiac “When you ask educated, professional groups whether they believe we should become more Good news, Xodiac: The reliant on nuclear power, 30-40 percent are future is now. As soon as positive. When you this weekend, you ask the same yourself can set sail on group if they the Russian craft 50 would be prepared Years of Victory , the to take their family largest nuclear-powered on holiday on a icebreaker in the world, nuclear-powered which, as a side gig, takes cruise ship, the passengers cruising over number drops to the sunny North Pole. A below 10 percent.” stateroom’s yours for a Crew members on cool $26,995, and the military nuclear two-week package ships, safe though includes an open bar, hot- they may be, wear air balloon rides and the dosimeters at all chance to see firsthand times, just in just how quickly climate case—hardly a change is rendering reassuring sight icebreakers obsolete. No for your typical wonder they’re turning to Caribbean tourism. vacationers, I’d imagine. There is indeed something of a global existential Otherwise, the need for technological challenges look advancement in this logistically arena. And admittedly the complex but non-Russian, non- certainly not icebreaking pickings are a little slim, as far as civilian insurmountable: rejiggering regulatory regimes, nuclear-powered ships go, but there’s reason to retrofitting ships, trying to figure out what to do think that’s about to change. with the nuclear waste (a problem, of course, not specific to shipping). And the benefits are Of course, there’s been reason to think it’s about to significant: change since the 1950s, when the idea made its public debut, courtesy of President Dwight D. • Ship owners nowadays have resisted switching to Eisenhower. World War II was over. Having let the cleaner-burning natural gas because of a lack of in- nuclear horse out of the barn, the United States port infrastructure for refueling, and so commercial was now trying to keep the reins as tight as craft continue to burn the dirtier fossil fuels. Nuclear possible. To that end, Ike introduced his Atoms for avoids the issue altogether: not only zero emissions, www.MedicalCannabisProgram.co m Peace program, the aim of which was to spread but no refueling for five to seven years at a time. globally the promise of a kinder, gentler split • The startup costs of nuclear aren’t nothing— nucleus. We note here that Atoms for Peace has besides the reactor itself, there’s security, since been appropriated as the name of an alt-rock insurance, etc—but Nuclear Engineering supergroup led by Radiohead’s Thom Yorke. International estimates that, factoring in lower fuel Atoms for Peace was also propaganda—the costs, a given ship could break even within 10 to 20 years. The economics should continue to improve, Zia Health & Wellness | 5401 Lomas Blvd. NE, Ste. C | Abq., NM 87110 Eisenhower initiative, that is, not the band. Ike hoped that by offering countries assistance in too, as the world sees heavier regulation of fossil fuels, in the form of carbon taxes and the like. Veteran/Military & Senior Discounts | www.facebook.com/ZiaMMJ developing their nuclear-energy capabilities, the US might keep their sympathies firmly on the side of the • Cheaper fuel means ships can travel faster—a West. He made recipient countries pinky-swear they boon in ways obvious (getting goods to market) and wouldn’t use the technology to develop a nuclear subtle (less susceptibility to pirate attacks). weapon, a geopolitical strategy that worked out about as well as you’d expect: The assistance set The technology is basically there, too. As I pointed Iran down the weapons path, and also helped Israel, out in a 2009 column, the bite-size nuclear reactors PTSD EVALUATIONS India and Pakistan cook up bombs of their own. that may one day revolutionize power generation are still in early stages on land, but not at sea—the for Medical Cannabis Cards But I digress. Ike was also keen to prove the myriad US Navy’s been successfully powering submarines ways nuclear could benefit everyday Americans. with small nukes for decades. And though there Are you suffering from symptoms of a Thus one stateside AFP project was the NS have been plenty of maritime accidents over those Savannah , a civilian nuclear ship launched in 1959 years, no leakage has ever resulted from a sunk traumatic experience? as a harbinger of America’s rosy atomic future. nuclear reactor. We’ve seen increasing interest in Well, sort of, but honestly more like a preview of the possibility of nuclear propulsion over the last You may be suffering from PTSD . several years, and one imagines companies will feel how slow the whole nuclear-merchant-marine concept would be to gain any kind of traction. a further push from the Paris climate accord of Albuquerque -Area Psychologists On Duty 2015, which encouraged the development of Currently the Savannah is gathering dust in Zia Health & Wellness Medical Cannabis Program Baltimore, having remained in useful service for only nuclear technologies. So maybe hold on to that 27 10 years. The vessel did fine technology-wise, but, grand for now, Xodiac—I suspect you’ll see your 5401 Lomas Blvd NE, Ste. C | Albuquerque 87110 configured as a hybrid of passenger ship and cargo options expand, and cheapen, after not too long. ship, it fell short in both capacities—not really providing a model worth replicating. Send questions to Cecil via straightdope.com or write him c/o (505) 2 99 -7873 Chicago Reader, 350 N. Orleans, Chicago 60654. www.PTSDpsychiatrist.com [28 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 23-29, 2016 i b
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Here’s an example of the kind of original thinking you’ll thrive on: The more the growing GEMINI (May 21-June 20): During my careers as a chamomile plant is trodden upon, the faster it grows. writer and musician, many “experts” have advised me not to be so damn faithful to my muse. Having artistic SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The royal courts of integrity is a foolish indulgence that would ensure my Renaissance England often employed professional eternal poverty, they have warned. If I want to be fools whose job it was to speak raw or controversial successful, I’ve got to sell out; I must water down my truths with comedic effect. According to the Royal unique message and pay homage to the generic Shakespeare Company, Queen Elizabeth once formulas favored by celebrity artists. Luckily for me, I castigated her fool for being “insufficiently severe have ignored the experts. 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