Lady Ga-goyle kicks off the Halloween celebrations with a surprise visit to G-A-Y happy bollock goblin! QX_973_Cover.indd 2 29/10/2013 20:09 Killer Once upon a time there was an evil queen, but you know all about her – and have probably seen her in Soho – so this Halloween we’re going to go one better and look at queens that kill. Gays may be one of the most peace- queens loving minorities in the world, but, just like the straights, our community has had its fair share of twisted minds – and these guys take it much further than a poisoned apple! BY DARREN PALFREY Murderer of Gianni Versace -Andrew Cunanan The Milwaukee Cunanan shot and killed four men across Cannibal The Kansas Butcher America, with no known motive. And we – Jeffrey Dahmer – Bob Berdella could have forgiven a little bit of serial killing, but Cunanan’s Dharma started early, Now this was a twisted next move was the committing his first bitch - Berdella sexually murder of Gianni murder at 18 years abused, raped, tortured Versace. Crimes old, but graciously spared the world from and killed at least six gay against fashion are anymore of his bloodshed for nine years. men in the late 1980s. He unforgivable – But then… this sista went on the rampage. drugged his victims before end of! (Beneath He’d lure men to his house and drug them turning them into unwilling sex slaves; he the botox, before killing them by strangulation. Often tied them up, beat them, gave them electric Donatella he would sexually molest the corpse shocks and put burning chemicals in their was deeply and then eat it – wonder if they’ve got eyes. But with his double chin and awful distraught…) a category for that on Grindr? He was moustache, we’re thinking that was the caught in 1991, by which time he’d been only way he was ever going to get laid. He committing a murder every week. was caught when his final victim managed to escape, after four days of torture. Police found remains of those killed in his closet The Wolf Man - Michael Lupo Pogo the Clown - John Wayne Gacy and buried in his garden. Lupo, who shares his name with the Gacy, also known to some of his Chicago Duchess of Cambridge’s cocker neighbours as ‘Pogo the Clown’ (pictured), Muswell Hill Murderer Spaniel, worked in appeared to be a generous and charitable – Dennis Nielsen the YSL boutique on family man, who was even involved in the Brompton Road in Democratic Party – which is odd, ‘cause A bit too close to home, these murders the 1980s. He titled serial killing is totally Republican, right? He occurred in our own grey city - and this himself ‘The Wolf killed 33 men in the 1970s, enticing them to queen is still alive (albeit serving a whole Man’ and boasted his house, handcuffing life sentence – phew). Nilsen strangled and of sleeping with them and then sexually drowned 15 young men, over 4,000 men – assaulting them before before storing them about sounds like a week strangling them his house, occasionally on an Atlantis cruise. to death. Gacy having sex with the But in 1986 Lupo was executed in corpses. He was contracted AIDS and 1994 – although sentenced to life decided he’d take revenge upon the gay Pogo has been imprisonment community, who he blamed. He killed at sighted in in 1983 – anyone least four guys that he’d picked up at bars, Northampton want a pen pal? subjecting them to a bloody and violent recently! death before dumping their bodies. He Wrote Off Rasputin - Prince Yusupov More grisly gays… You’ve heard the song yeah, by Boney M? Well, it was By no means is that all of them, we’ve yet to tell Yusupov who murdered Ra, Ra, Rasputin. He was you about Kenneth Halliwell, who murdered apparently sexually obsessed with Rasputin and his partner in 1967 or Fritz Haarman, who assisted with his murder in 1916. But our favourite killed at least 20 men in the 1920s, but we need thing about Yusupov was that he used to dress up to go find ourselves some spooky costumes as a lady and go dancing in the gypsy camps – cut to for Halloween. Have a great Halloween and be Glendora slut dropping around Dale Farm. careful who you bring home at night! 2 QX_973_Killer Quens.indd 2 29/10/2013 18:30 QX 973 MASTER 1.indd 3 29/10/2013 19:07 CAPRICORN AQUARIUS PISCES ARIES Trick or treat? You’re Ed Sheeran is a famous Pisceans are famous for their You will soon come into a actually both. By this time Aquarian. He’s also what love of games. Here are four great deal of money. Spend it tomorrow, you’ll be in 6” Prince Harry would look like famous Pisceans: Daniel Craig, wisely. Or not. Doesn’t matter fuck me high heels and hot he had been dropped on his Simon Le Vans, Miss Jason & as you’re about to be skinned pants, going by your new head at birth. You don’t get Justin Beiber. Now play “Snog, alive by flesh eating zombies. name Candi. And you girls much more scary then that! Marry, Avoid & Kill”. will have a good time, too! Other famous Aquarians are Rosa Parks and Oprah. Rosa Parks was arrested for refusing to give up her seat on a bus. Oprah doesn’t travel by : bus. #progress@ 2 > TAURUS GEMINI CANCER LEO You will spend Halloween Geminis are caring and Today is your day to stand Leos need attention, respect re-living your birth. You’re generous, which is why I out from the crowd. Mostly and admiration. However, trapped in a tiny, dark 100 share my star sign with Kylie, because you’ll be tied to a they tend to get arrogant degree room full of fluid. Titti La Camp, Myra Dubois, stake and set on fire like the and sharing does not come Suddenly, the walls collapse Dave Lynn and Paul O’Grady. witch you are. easily. This last trait is best and you’re squeezed out. We love life and life loves illustrated by Rose Garden Except this time the Doctor us. We’re like a Christmas with vodka. Madonna with doesn’t cut the umbilical cord, hamper full of fabulousness. the limelight. And Whitney he chokes you with it! Enjoy. And booze. That’s all! Houston with a crack pipe. B 8 < 6 VIRGO LIBRA SCORPIO SAGITTARIUS Be ready to embrace change. I had to Google Librans. They On Halloween you will enjoy You will have good luck in Loose change. Because you will seemed to be quiet, single, a nice long nap. In the ground. romance. In fact, you will get soon be homeless and begging repressed boring people. Forever. a love bite on your neck that for change due to a horrific Then I realised I’d Googled will drain your blood and your chip pan fire. The good news is librarians. To be honest there’s entire soul and will turn you that people will feel sympathy not much difference. Although into a vampire. Or the CEO for you as you will have no Kim Khardashian is a Libran of British Gas. legs and half a face. Happy and she’s a self-centred hussy. Halloween. Beware flat mates cooking chips. * 4 . 0 4 QX_973_Horoscopes.indd 4 29/10/2013 18:31 QX 973 MASTER 1.indd 5 29/10/2013 19:07 THE CARO EMERALD scored a huge JAZZNo.1 earlier this year with ‘The Shocking Miss Emerald’, and has sold millions of albums worldwide since. She brings her sassy jazz style SINGERBy Cliff Joannou to G-A-Y this Saturday... Your first two albums are classic No way! It takes about two hours to get the concept albums, themed around full Miss Emerald ensemble together! I don’t different eras and cities, with even wear heels to the supermarket… Hollywood and Paris as the focus. Why Imagine you’re going out partying did you pick Paris as the subject of – tell us about your ideal night out: your second album? where are you going, who are you We started with a mood board, just with, what do you drink, where do you collecting photographs. More and more end up? of the photos depicted the French style of I love going to festivals in the summer, fashion – these photographs then made us and I love those last minute calls from realize that Paris was the perfect city to friends asking you to go out to something focus the album around – it all started with you wouldn’t normally go to… It would my love for fashion! definitely be with a group of friends or a And we love your style! What are your girlie night out. I would definitely stick to top tips for any virgin Paris visitors? one type of drink all night so you can stay My best advice to the secret of out longer, beer would be my choice! I love understanding the French language is to ask meeting strangers and a group of you going them to speak slowly… ‘lentement’! back to their house and just talking, then not Who are your jazz heroes? leaving until eight the next morning! Definitely Nina Simone and Billie Holiday. You’re taking some time off as you’re Everyone knows the big jazz hits, but pregnant. Do you know if it’s a boy what lesser-known jazz songs are your or girl, and if so have you picked out favourites? a name? I love real dramatic lyrics, so ‘Round I don’t know if it’s a boy or girl.