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Police net Steady ... -~r--..,. Recruiter resigns, $22,000 takes national post ~l?r1r~g~,.:,v~or gets someone who cares about social and ;~~s!f/oncerns of students [in RISE).; in raid Fran.k A. Wells Jr. officially resigned as the director of the Resources to Insure An elected delegation of RISE studenti Successful Engineers (RISE) program was formed last semester to act as a liaisod Police from six Friday. between students and administration to Wells, who became director of the express concern about the future of thct departments conclude College of Engineering's minority program. recruitment program in 1987, announced his With the resignation of Wells members of two-month investigation resignation in early January and will begin the delegation said they want to be included his new job at the New York-based National in committee. By Sara H. Weiss Action Council for Minorities in President David P. Roselle said the Ciry News Edilor Engineering this month. university will miss Wells' leadership. Officers from six police departments "It's hard to be happy about the new job," "One of the beuer representations of across the state seized $22,000 worth of Wells said. "I'm still very concerned about African American students is in the College crack cocaine Thursday at the College who will come in and take over RISE." of Engineering and that's due to the Square Shopping Center which police Currently Ronald F. Whiuington, commitment to the RISE program," Roselle believed to be en route to the university's assistant to the president, is acting as interim said. campus. director until a national search finds a Minority recruitment in the college has Newark Police Chief William A. Hogan permanent director. increased by 3 percent to its current level of said five Wilmington-area residents were . "My main concern is that the university see WEUS page A7 arrested and face multiple charges after 1,100 vials of crack were discovered. About 20 officers were involved in the 4:30 p.m. arrest at the north side of the City Council to vote shopping center near the Pathmark supermarket, Hogan said, which resulted from a two-month sting investigation. Susan Miller, Gregory Lambert, Michelle Sudler and Dennis B. Jones, all of on new housing rules Wilmington; and Brian Bailey, of New Castle; were arrested for multiple drug­ By Kristin Paw The rental units currently occupied by related charges, said Lt. Alexander von Copy Editor students would be protected by a Koch of the Newark Police. Newark City Council will vote Monday grandfather clause, City Manager Carl Luft The suspects ranged in age from their late on a petition that would limit the number of said. teens to their late twenties, von Koch said. non-related persons living in a rented If the petition is approved, there would Charges include trafficking in cocaine, dwelling from four people to three. be only two instances in which the delivery of cocaine, conspiracy, maintaining The petition, proposed to the City ordinance would be instated, Luft added. a vehicle for the distribution of a controlled Council on Nov. 12 by Newark residents, The regulation would take effect if a substance and delivering a controlled private home is converted into a rental unit substance in a school zone, von Koch said. or if a landlord stops renting a unit for one Although no students were involved in • See editorial page A8 year and then resumes renting, he said. the two-month sting investigation, von Koch City Planner Roy Lopata said Kells said, "The suspects wanted to supply asks that the number of non-related persons Avenue is the most relevant of the targeted students in the Newark area with crack." living in a rented house be decreased from streets to students because of its proximity Hogan said uncovered that the four to three in certain zones. The petition is to campus and its large student population. suspects' "understanding was that [the for RD districts, which are properties that Tension between students and residents crack) would be delivered and distributed THE R[VlfW f O

National sorority promotes frozen yogurt and was created to cut down the lines at The Grille. women's concerns at university A Quick 'n Simple Fare, located at the Blue Lambda Delta Lambda is a new women's and Gold Club, "was [created] in response to service organizadon founded In 1988 at UCLA the [members'] request for a quick lunch," that has recently made lu way 10 the Gregus-Riddle said. university, said Stephanie Levccue (AS SR). The buffet is open to graduate students, It is an alternative sorority for those people alumni and faculty in the Blue and Oold wishing 10 inform their community about Tavern. women's issues and concerns. Another popular food service, the The group has three main objectives for vegetarian Heart Cart. has a pending contract women on campus: to crea1e a supportive with Dining Services and has been made atmosphere, to provide community service and available 10 students iu the Morris Library to promote awareness for women's and commons. minorities' issues, said Dawn Browning (AS Vegetarian burgers, bagels, fresh fruit, JR). Evian water and Tropicana Twisters are some Lisa Smith (AS OR) said the group visited of the choices offered at the cart. shelters for battered women and sponsored programs for sexual assault awareness. Leveene said the group will also be University instructor wins prize sponsoring a lecture next month concerning gender bias in the classroom given by Dr. Sue for best economic forecast Cherrin, a of sociology and women's A university economist was rewarded studies. for making the most accurate national Leveene said, "Being a member requires economic forecast for the years 1988 to Pete Hennigan (EG JR) Is being carded by Ann Little, manager of Colorado Ski Company. dedication and sincere interest in the cause 1990. because there is a lot of work to be done and Richard Karfunkle received the $5000 very few members at this time." award Feb. 6 in New· York from the Students enjoy Colorado Ski Co.'s music and B.Y.O.B National Sterling Bank and Trust Company. The manager hands your identification restaurant, added to the already good setting. Dining Services additions give Kafunkle was picked from among 60 back to you, marks your hand and you enter a Neil Regan (EO SR) said, "We're having a other economists, whose forecasts are large room to see cheerful people eating, good time here, it's a great atmosphere." students more meal choices published in the "Blue Chip Economic drinking beer and laughing. Some students said B.Y.O.B. is good for a In an attempt to cater to the diverse tastes of Indicators" newsletter. Some sing along with the guitarist who is student's budget. "It's very economical and students and faculty, the university is He predicted only modest 1 percent playing in the rear of the restaurant. its good to see Larry [Roney) in a place expanding food choices across campus. growth for the year ahead, with inflation No, it's not the Deer Park or the Stone where it's not too crowded," said Brad Three new dining services offering kept to 2 percent by sluggish consumer Balloon, it's Thursday night at the Colorado Johnson (EO SR). convenience, efficient service and a variety to demand and an unemployment rate of 7 Ski Company, and beverages include the The management of the Colorado Ski students and faculty have been developed, said percent. nonalcoholic drinks on the menu or beer and Company has set up some ground rules Bonnie Gregus-Riddle, marketing director of Karfunkle said an economic recovery was wine, if you bring it yourself. regarding people bringing their own alcohol. Dining Services. hampered by a lack of consumer confidence, Any restaurant without a liquor license can Everyone bringing alcohol will be carded Dunkin' Donuts, the Grab 'n Go and A caused by factors such as long-term stagnant allow people to bring their own alcoholic at the door, Little said. Hands will be marked Quick 'n Simple Fare were implemented to income growth. beverages, said Ann Little, Colorado Ski legal or minor with a "L" or "M" serve the different needs of university students With low consumer confidence, stimulus Company's manager. respectively. and faculty, Gregus-Riddle said. measures, such as lowering interest rates, have The management of the Colorado Ski No one will be allowed to leave with an ARA Services, which was hired by the had much less of an impact on growth than in Company just wanted people to know their open container of an alcoholic beverage. university in July to run University Dining the past, he said. customers were welcome to "bring your own Roy Lopata, Newark's planning director, Services, has a national contract with Dunkin' Karfunklc has been with the university for a booze" (B .Y.O.B) . at the Colorado Ski said he does not foresee the Colorado Ski Donuts, which made it possible to bring the year, teaching a course on the U.S. monetary Company, she added. Company receiving a liquor license in the franchise to campus, she added. system. Students said they enjoyed themselves near future because local laws prohibit the Sandy Barber, manager of Daugherty Hall, Thursday night and thought Larry Roney, the sale of alcoholic beverages in areas deemed said the Grab 'n Go offers freshly made bread, -Compiled by Benjamin R. Ringe, Robyn musician who plays every Thursday at the "residential." tossed salads, Ben and Jerry's ice cream and Furman and Lewis R. Ware

Group charges Admissions Test unfair to women, minorities The American College Testing Assessment (ACT) is biased against women and minorities, charged the National Center for Fair and Open Testing. The ACT is taken by more than one million high school students every year and is the predominant college admissions test in 28 stJI1es. Sarah Stockwell, tests director of Faitfest University, said girls score lower than boys on the ACT despite earning higher grOOc5 in high school and college. Blacks, Hispanics and Native Americans receive the lowest scores. she said, and gaps cannot be explained solely by differences in educational opponunity. According to Faitfest, ACT scores are also directly linked 10 family income. In 1991, students with family incomes of$60,£XX> or more scored an average of 22.4 on tests, while those with family incomes of less than $12,£XX> scored an I eNOONGeReD I I IMPeRILeD I exTlNCT average of 18.6 or lower.

Humanities project celebrates 2,500 years of democracy An ambitious project sponsored by the National Endo\mlCDt for the Humanities (NEH) will celebrate the birth and developnent of democracy around the world. The project. entitled "Democracy 500," will take place this summer and continue into 1993. chief student affairs officer, said the Aurora University typical. conservllive, apathetic small Midwestern The NEH is funding a series of events designed to Students Association (AUSA) would have 10 submit a campus. bring a better understanding to the public of what budget for adminiSiralive approval one year in "Owing my five years as a collegiate joumalist." he democracy meant to the ancient Greeks when they advance. Because a budget proposal must be made by said, "I have never had the oppMUnity to witness such fonned participalory government 2,500 years ago. academic departments, Hence said he felt the chalge an unlikely occurrence of events." The concept for the elaborate project was was necessary to make the student group accountable developed by the American School of Classical for its actions. Minneapolis football player arrested Studies in Athens, Greece, an institution foundOO by "According to the constitution of the university,"be the American archaeologists in 1881 to educate people said, "whether you like it or not, AUSA is the in mnnection with shooting administtation ann of the student body." about Greek civilization. University of Mumeapolis police arrested a football The student association saw the move as an attempt One of the planned events will be an institute on player Jan. 23 in his donn after he failed to Athenian democracy 10 be held this summer on the by the administration to gain unnecessary control over the appear in a court on criminal charges. University of California's Santa Cruz campus. student funds. Currently, association gets about $120, from the university, and its elected Freshman running back Tom Reid, 19, of Midland, Two of the other events will be held in in Pa., was arest.ed and questioned whether he was in a Wa5hington, D.C. in 1993. representatives allocate for such activities as speakers, groups the car in which two other men and two juveniles fired One is a scholarly conference on "Democracy guest entertairunent. student and campus newspaper. five shots Ill two men in SIOiher car. Ancient and Modem," and the other is an eKhibition of The incident OCCIJmld in East Liverpool, Ohio. No documents and artifacts from classical Athens to be Mauhew Napicrkowski, AUSA president. said a declaration of war was not his idea, but, "If you take a one was injured. displayed in the spring and summer in the rotunda of look at it. I guess it kind of fits. Police said Reid is aa:used of supplying the gun the National Archives. "We feel [the new policy) is a hostile attempt to, if and the c.-. In addition 10 the charge of conspiring to notdestroy,to cunail our organization," be said, "and commit a rtlurdc:r, he faces charges of corruption of Students clash with administrators that to us, would signify something as Wilt." rninocs, buying and using alcoholll¥1 carrying a gun A Jan. 27 rally drew so many vocal students at the without a license. over control of funds small, quiet liberal arts college in Aurora, Dl. that a InvestigaJOrs said Reid was charged in The student senate of Aurora University voted local newspaper said the scene was reminiscett of the Pennsylvania because that is where the car and gun are unanimously Jan. 23 10 "declare war" on the protests of the 1960s. believed to have been bought. administration in a dispute over budgetary control. Patrick Trent Ross, editor of The Borealis, Aurora's The disagreement arose after Dr. Arnold Hence. newspaper, said, "The events taking place are on a Compiled from the CD/Itfle Press Setvice

Non-student charged motor vehicle and under age police said. The damage was estimated at consumption, police said. There were no IDJunes and $200, police said. with attempted theft Nothing was stolen from the minimal damage occurred to the Garin McKee, a non-student, vehicle, police said. desk, police said. $150 worth of damage New Jersey resident, was arrested was extinguished and released for attempting 10 steal a Lit candles cause fire in Immediately, police said. to Nova Chevy Cavalier from the Dickinson A 1986 Chevrolet Nova was parking lot early Sunday morning, Squire dormitory Lamp post knocked broken into sometime between University Police .,Ud •. Students were evacuated from Saturday and Sunday, Unlvenity University Pollee gave the Squire dormitory Saturday morning down in Pencader Police laid. following account of the incident: when a small fire out, A lamp post wu knocked down The rear window wu broken. but An officer noticed McKee in the car University Police said. Saturday evening outside of nodlillJ w• ltolen from the vehicle. acting in a strange manner. The The fire was caused by lit candles Pencader Commons I. Univenity poUcellid. officer approached McKee and left unattended on a desk In a Polic:e laid. The damqe to the wlDdow w• fOUDd out that it·was not his car. student's room, pollee laid. The 12 foot pole and base were atimaled a1 f150, poUce llid. McKee wu cbarpd with attempted The candles mehed down and damaged and bad to be removed, theft. trespUSing, tampering with a ignited some papers on the desk, pollee laid. - Compiled by Tracy !Cell

• February 18, 1992 • THE RMEW. AJ Improved drop/add system proposed Weekly News By Mickey McCarter packages we need," be said. WltrpDtf« By january 1993 courses may be changed The SWdent Information Syscem, The installment of a touch-tone which was installed in October 1990, registration system for phone-in via new touchtone phone system has laid the ground work ncc:eawy 10 Summary drop/add, which could be operational get the new &ouch-tone system by next year, is currently under this spring.'' he said "The equipment added. started, Hollowell said. investigation this semester, university would be iniWled durin& lbe summer Willey said he was concerned The capacity to reference courses officials said and would be operational by next about the security precautions the by their call numbers exists within Presidential hopeful Clinton reveals letter David E. Hollowell, senior vice Winter Seuion." administration would take for the the Student Information System and president for Administration, said the Ed Willey (AS SR) said: "I think new system. can be easily linked with a vendor's thanking officer for helping avoid draft new system would offer students the the problem with phone-in drop/add "It's not hard to get someone's software, he added. Presidential candidate Gov. Bill Clinton of Arkansas ability to register, drop and add is thai. more phone lines are needed. social security number and mess "A lot would depend on which released a 1969 letter at a Wednesday press conference in classes and check for empty sections It's frustrating to sit at home all day them up," he said. vendor we select and how quickly which he thanked an Army officer for saving him from the by entering their social security and push redial over and over again." Hollowell said the administration they respond," he said. "We hope to draft. number over the phone. Hollowell said, "Having people plans to assign personal identification have a contract with one [by lbe end In the letter, Clinton expressed his opposition to the Provided students have the proper opera1e lbe phones limits the number numbers to students, but said the plan of this semester)." of hours that phone-in drop/add is Vietrtam War and the draft, writing "I am in great sympathy prerequisites and the course is has not reached that point of . President David P. Roselle said he with those who are not willing to fight, kill and maybe die for available, they will be registered, available." development. would be pleased if the university 1be new system could be open 24 their country." Hollowell said. "Right now we are in the process were able to install such a system. "There will be an evaluation (of hours a day and seven days a week At the conference Clinton said the letter expressed the of sending requests to a variety of "It's designed to make drop/add the computerized drop/add system) over a longer period of time,he vendors that have the software feelings that thousands of young men shared at the time. much more efficient," he said Clinton's campaign has been battered in recent weeks by allegations of sexual misconduct and questions about his draft history. He goes into the New Hampshire Democratic primary today having lost the front-runner position he held in January Students· to former Senator Paul Tsongas. • Democratic tax cut bill gives $400 credit to middle class and hits the wealthy exper1ence House Democrats completed a tax-cut plan Friday, challenging the proposal President Bush outlined in his State new world of the Union message. The bill gives a credit of as much as $400 to middle income families and covers the cost by increasing tax rates on higher incomes. overseas The top rate on earned income would increase from 28 percent to 35 percent, and a I 0 percent surtax would be By Tracy Keil tacked onto income over $1 million. s~tr Reporter The bill could be brought before the House for The iron curtain between eastern and consideration this week. western countries has fallen, but the veil of Bush attacked the plan, saying it would increase the deficit ignorance surrounding it continues to foster and lead to higher taxes for all income levels. misconceptions among members of those If the bill passes, Bush plans to veto it and any other bill societies. which raises taxes, he said. In an effort to overcome these barriers, the Ways and Means Committee Chairman Dan Rostenkowski university offered several new Winter Session THE REVIEW /T0n1 Czerwinllki (D-Ill.) said the plan would be welcomed by the middle class abroad programs that opened the eyes of and would not increase the deficit. many students. trip to be not only fun, but educational as another culture" through his family. Bush's tax proposal has already passed the committee and Trips began in January to Russia, Italy, well. Huddleston said Cancun will probably not has been presented to the House, but is expected to be voted Greece, Mexico and , along with a Eileen Napoliello (AS SR) said she be part of next year's program because it down by the Democratically controlled House. return to Israel, as part of the Winter Session originally chose the program to travel, but wasn't as cultural as the other locations. Bush's plan would cut the top rate on capital gains income abroad program. "the advisers were so passionate about their The trip to Israel was a big success, said from 28 percent to 15.4 percent, and increase the exemption "It's [Russia), not just a place on the map work that they pulled us into the excitement." Brian Moffet (AS SO), who plans to return to for children. anymore," said Brian Ware (AS JR), about According to Napoliello, the on-site that country for a full semester. "I had the his trip to St. Petersburg. · classes gave students the opportunity to see best time of my life," he said. Ware said he learned a great deal about the places they would normally only see in text Political science professor Marian Palley, japanese statesman scolds political people who for decades were considered U.S. books. advisor to the trip, said they would have colleagues for America bashing enemies. "We actually saw the Parthenon. We traveled to Israel the year before, but because Although the recent breakup of the Soviet leaned on it. It made it all so real," she said. of the Gulf War, the trip was delayed. A leading Japanese political boss told his fellow politicians Union has put an economic burden on the Political science professor Mark There hasn't been a trip to Israel since Japan was dependent on the United States, not the other way people of Russia, he said Americans perceive Huddleston said the trip he took to Mexico 1987 because of the Palestinian uprising, she around. the conditions to be worse than they really was the most successful of the five trips he said. At this time no plans are being made for Shin Kanemaru, vice president of the ruling Liberal are. has taken with the program. a Winter Session trip to Israel next year. Democratic Party, said recent remarks by Japanese leaders Because the country is trying to stan over "It was relatively inexpensive," According to Brent Beebe (BE JR), a had caused great damage in U.S. -Japanese relations. they are willing to just scrape by, he said. Huddleston said, "and the people were warm traveler to China, the American students were Without naming anyone, Kanemaru criticized comments "No one wants to go back to communism." and friendly ." treated better than the Chinese students. made by colleagues such as Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa, According to Dr. John S. Crawford, The students were able to see bull fights "We were given special treatment," he who said Americans lacked a work ethic. professor of an history, his trip to Greece and and take a trip to Cancun. Students also saw said. "We were kind of disappointed that Kanemaru is considered to be a major power in Japanese Italy gave him the opportunity to return to the Mayan ruins and toured museums, he way." politics, pulling strings behind the scenes, and has a record of Rome and Athens after a 1980 trip. said. Beebe said the university students wanted being staunchly pro-American. "I was really anxious to see places again Brent Weaver (AS SR) and Neil Evans to experience life as a native student does. .that I teach about," he said. (EO JR), who were part of the group that Despite such difficulties as language Because it was only a three-week trip, went to Mexico, said the best part of their trip barriers, unfamiliar surroundings and getting Retail sales and unemployment figures Crawford said it was difficult to get an in­ was living with their host families. used to foreign foods, all the advisors said the show improvement depth look at each place. "My family was super," said Weaver. trips were SUCCC$sful and most would like to Most students found the Rome and Athens Evans said he enjoyed "getting to know return. T\e economy is unexpectedly showing some signs of stren~th, according to government reports on retail sales and number of applications for unemployment benefits. A Commerce Department report showed a retail sales increase of 0.6 percent in January, an eight-month high. Analysts warned that the appearance of recovery showing AIDS cases may double by year 2000 up in retail sales was deceptive and that consumer confidence was still low. New unemployment claims fell by 13,000 applications for World Health Organization increases original estimates for global spread of disease the last week of January, according to a Labor Department By Laura Shields symptoms will not prolong life. in the United States from three report. SUff /eporlle< Although people with early AZT Another labor market indicator, the four-week moving percent in 1985 to six percent in The World Health Organization Watch treatment develop full-blown AIDS 1991. average of unemployment claims, is at its best level since the ~Health (WHO) announced Wednesday that later than people not receiving Paul Ferguson, assistant director of middle of November. by the year 2000, approximately 30 to treatment, once symptoms occur they administration for Student Health Revisions in the Commerce Department retail sales figures 40 millioo people worldwide will be some pans of Africa and Asia. develop at an increased pace Services, said, "The general also showed higher sales in November and December than infected with HIV, the virus which Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, a regardless of the treatment. indication is that the spread of mv is first reported. often leads to full-scale AIDS. government AIDS researcher, said "We wish this result was not the increasing throughout the world The prediction is double the the numbers are "disturbingly high, case," Hamilton said. "But it is." heterosexually 0" Central Asian republic agrees not estimate made in 1988 by the but not surprising when you look at Dr. Paul Skolnik, of the New However, Ferguson said he doubts organization, which expected 15 to the numbers of people continuing to England Medical Center, said the people are paying attention to AIDS to export nuclear weapons material 20 million adults would be infected practice risky behaviors." increased number of expected cases information. The president of the former Soviet republic of Tajikistan with the virus. The WHO announcement in the future "pressures us to develop Consequently, he added, more promised the United States never to sell uranium to countries Pat Lincoln, education coordinator coincided with a study published new drugs." people are contracting the virus Thursday in the New England Journal According to a WHO about with nuclear weapons programs. for the mv community program at report, heterosexually. of Medicine which reponed the drug I million people contracted HIV At a Thursday meeting in Dushanbe, Tajikistan's capital, the Medical Center of Delaware, said According to a representative from the HIV virus deflates the immune AZT, used to treat pre-AIDS and worldwide since April1991. President Rakhman N. Nabiyev agreed to a plan presented by the National AIDS Hotline, one out system, making an infected person an AIDS patients, was not as effective as Of these cases, 90 percent Secretary of State James A. Baker III, who is on a tour of the of every 250 Americans is infected ..empty shell" waiting for possible expected. occurred through heterosexual, not with the virus. seven Central Asian republics. AIDS infection. The study, conducted by Dr. John homosexual transmission. Tajikistan has no atomic weapons, but like Its neighbors Lincoln said AIDS is But, she said, not all of the people D. Hamilton of the Veterans Affairs This growing number of Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, has a rich supply of uranium "monumental for insurance with HIV will become infected with Medical Center in Durham, N.C., heterosexual transmission of HIV is companies, monumental for hospitals, ore. AIDS. revealed AZT may delay the rising even in industrialized countties and for everybody in general. Baker is offering the republics economic assistance in According to WHO, the United development of AIDS symptoms in like the United States, where the virus "We've definitely identified this exchange for adherence to human rights protections, free Nations health agency, the new mv individuals. is associated more with homosexuals problem." she added. markets and arms control agreements. estimate is mainly because of the However, the study concluded that and drug users. "Now we need to make people Nabiyev agreed to all provisions of the U.S. plan, including dramatically increased number of administering the drug either early on WHO indicated IllY transmission aware and we need to do IIOIDetbiJl8 allowing an American arms control team to advise the HIV infections over the last 4 years in or after the onset of actual AIDS through heterosexual intercourse rose to prevent it." republic on how to control the export of uranium and nuclear arms technology. Thornburgh to head U.N. administrative State has 15th highest HIV rate in nation office, plans to streamline bur~aucracy By Laura Shields about." them," he said. "Obviously it can. Sljllllpcmr Lincoln said young adults of and it is." Former U.S. Attorney General Dick Thornburgh was While the World Health ~Hulth Watch junior high, high school and college To increase awareness on campus named by President Bush to supervise the management and Organization (WHO) expects the age should become more aware about about AIDS and other sexually budget of the United Nations. number of AIDS cases in lbe world AIDS. transmitted diseases, the univcnity Is Thornburgh's stated goals are to cut waste and red tape in to double by the year 2000, local 1991. Education is the only way we are sponsoring Condom Awareness the U.N.'s bureaucracy. experts said the number of AIDS Uncoln said abe - increases in goinJ to control this "very avoidable Week from Feb. 14-21. Thornburgh was a two-term governor for Pennsylvania and cues In Delaware will also rise HIV infecliona at tbe Medical Center problem," she said. Residence Life and WeJlspring headed the Justice Department In the Reagan and Bush dramllic:ally 0 of DelaWII'e RCh week. Recent research has estimated thai. have teamed up to offer students administrations. Pat Uncoln, educllion coordinltor Herr Ilk! 41• people in Delaware in four years of college, students informldon IOd proleetion. He left the post last summer to run for Pennsylvania for the HIV community proJI'&IIl at bave been dilpoled with the AIDS have an average of 40 sexual Several resident assistants are senator, which he lost to Democrat Harris Wofford. the Medical Ccmer d Delaware, aald viruuince 1981. contacts, she said, and unprotected offerins hall proarams for their The United States currently pays about 25 percent of the Delaware has a higher number of However, she aaid this figure does sex is tbe number one way AIDS is residents throughout the week. United Nations' budget and 31 percent of the cost of peace­ AIDS cues compared with other not include people who only have lbe .-1 In tbe United Swes. Also, officials from WellsprlDJ keepinJ forcea. lilieS. IDVvirus. Students who hear lbe news about will come to Rodney durin& tbe week Costs can be expected to Increase u the organization Mary Herr, AIDS surveillance Paul FerJUIOD. usistant director AIDS are friJbtened. Tom Reader to talk about safe sex and AIDS. expands its responsibilities In the post-Cold War world. coordinator for the AIDS Program of admlnillntion for Student Health (BE SR) said the WHO "Pregnancy lsn 't the big Issue Office of the Delaware Division of Services, said. "The impact of these &nnoullCeneDt is hitting home. anymore. said Andrea Plenand (BB Weelcly News Sumnwy Is CDnpiW by LF!Nis R. w.,.. and 1ppN1S _,- TL'!Sdly. Public Health, aald Delaware nmked findinp would be thal we all live in "I think a major problem, JR), resident aslltant for RodDey 15th In the country in the number of this world. HlV Infection is ·especially with students, Is the HallA. reported AIDS cases by the end of scmethlna we all need to be worried mentality tbll AIDS Clll't happen to .. AIDS Is life tbreattDina." A4. THE IMEW. February 18, 1992 Local 4-H head retires after 30 years

programming can change the lives of included a four-year term on the Going for the By Delaware," Manno said. "We will Laura Shields youths no matter where they live." National 4-H subcommittee on StiR 112pott« miss his guidance." Sue Snider, a food and nutrition Extension Orpnization IDd Policy, Marty Butterfield, who has With the 4-H program, Butterfield specialist for the Extension, said she where he served as cblirman for one extended his services to the youth of was the driving force behind the is not looking forward to year. EcOiympic gold Delaware aud New Hampshire for state's Youth at Risk program, Butterfield's retirement. He then served for three years on the past 30 years, is about to take a Manoosaid. "He is a very positive person in the board of trustees of the National well-deserved break. This special division of 4-H Contest aims to save energy, recycle Extension and we're going to miss 4-HCouncil. Butterfield, assistant director for concentrates on day camps and Butterfield said he has mixed human resources for Delaware activities to develop decision making his expertise." she said. By Nancy Chandross difficult to compare the Butterfield, a native of Vermont, emotions about leaving 4-H and the Staff Repont.r Cooperative Extension, will retire skills and self-esteem for amount of usage. received a bachelor's degree in Extension. from his positioo on March 31. underprivileged children. Although few Americans Some dorms do not have the agricultural education from the "I've enjoyed what I've done and The Extension is part of the 1banks to Butterfield's influence, will be able to view the means to monitor water usage, I'm going to miss it," he said. agricultural department and is the Delaware is one of the few states to University of Vermont. Olympics from the peaks of but Housing and Residence Butterfield and his wife, Elna, umbrella organization for state-wide have Youth at Risk programs like He was then awarded his master's Albertville, France this winter, Life will be purchasing meters who recently retired as Extension assistance programs, including 4-H, Leap Up (Lifestyles Education: degree in occupational education at students will be able to get a for some of the dorms so they the University of New Hampshire. home economics agent in Kent taste of the games on a more can participate, he added. an agricultural and family-living Achieving Pride and Unlimited program. Possibilities), Manno said . After college, Butterfield pursued County, Md., said they will keep local and globally conscious This event will give very busy. Buu.erfield has worlc:ed in the 4-H All the programs at the Extension a career as an officer in the Air Force level this spring. Housing and Residence Life a officer, where he remained for four Although he is looking forward to Resident students will get a better idea of how much (Head, Heart, Health, Hands) apply research from the university division of the Extension since 1981 and 66 other land-grant universities years. free time for new projects, chance to improve energy energy and water is being used "Things weren't going exactly as I Butterfield said he might be tempted conservation while in each part of campus, Zylka when he came to the university. across the country. Extension was founded had planned," Butterfield said. He to return and do part-time work. participating in an said. Mark Manno, a state 4-H agent, "When 75 has been under Butterfield's years ago, rural youngsters were the left the Air Force to become a 4-H Joy Sparks, area 4-H agent, said EcOiympics, said Student Strauss explained the leader in New Hampshire. she is happy about this possibility. Environmental Action program will only last for a supervision for 10 years. prime beneficiaries of its 4-H youth "He has given a lot of leadership programs," Butterfield said. "But Butterfield's active service in 4-H "He'll certainly be miss . ~d." she Coalition (SEAC) Outreach month this semester, but will and Extension programming also said. "He was such a stror::; force of Co-coordinator Kim Strauss be continued next fall. to the programs offered in today we recognize that Extension (AS SR). Tom Vacha, director of Various dormitory Plant Operations, said, "The complexes will be competing goal is to do something now, against each other to determine even if it is just a start." who can recycle the most glass SEAC is combining the Student Discounts Every Day competition with an and aluminum and conserve CAFE We wash & cut your hair. educational campaign in order the most heat, electricity and You dry it at our Hair Bar water, Strauss said. to present students with tips full of Nexus, Sebastian. SEAC is organizing the about energy and water Vavoom and Paul Mitchell EcOlympics while "trying to conservation, Strauss said. $14.00 women · gain interest and awareness Susan Fabris (ED SR), said from students around campus she thought the program was a to conserve energy," she good idea, but added, "people added. need tG understand why they ROSSINI "In this country we tend to are doing this so they are not take resources for granted and just conserving to win a prize." (30'2) 454 · 122~ assume there will always be a Strauss explained this event NOW OPEN 100 Ellclon Rood supply of water at our is modeled after a successful - · Oelawae 19711 fingertips," said Rob Harvard University program RISTORANTE ITALIANO & Longwell-Grice, assistant developed last year. director for Residence Life. Students living in the GOURMET PIZZA Please Specify The amount of energy dormitories that conserved the Use of Halrbarl conserved by participating most energy at Harvard were TAKE-OUT AVAILABLE dorm complexes will be recognized on a monthly basis recorded. Residence through award ceremonies and 737-2500. 737-2528 complexes will try to beat Ben and Jerry's ice cream these records next year, parties, Strauss said. SUBURBAN PLAZA, 950 ELKTON ROAD Strauss said. "You'll only get out of it NEVVARK,DELAVVARE According to SEAC what you put into it," she Recycling Co-coordinator added. "If all the students Mastercard & Visa Craig Zylka (AS SO), not all make an effort, maybe the dorms will be involved in the university will recognize that competition because differing and also do something about heating systems make it energy conservation." The Commission on the Status of Women Announces Travel Award Program for Spring 1992

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By Jennifer Hastings understanding of the economic the stipulation that people in the in accordance with the future be addressed by Pascal D. Forgione knowledge of the community's Copyfdirot environment, both nationally and community would be allowed to tap economic state, Stapleford added. Jr., superintendent of public schools. economy." Delaware's first index of locally," said Dr. James Bulkiewicz, into the research going on in the For example, the number of According to Stapleford, "A The information will be presented economic indicators, which associate dean of the College of universities," he said. welfare cases will increase before a recent survey revealed that many in a way that is easy for non­ transposes different measures of Business and Economics. Three indicators of the economy recession, he said, and the nwnber members of the business community business people to comprehend, he economic activity and uses them to John Stapleford, director of the to be examined by the index are the of cases will decrease before the feel that public education is our added. predict the economy, will be Bureau of Economic Research, said welfare case load, residential recovery. number one problem. The people expected to auend the presented at the third annual the conference is a public service housing starts and initial claims for Local business professionals and "The current school system is not conference have an interest in Economic Outlook Conference on activity that is part of the unemployment insurance, he said. university faculty will be the producing the type of graduates that Delaware's economy, Stapleford Feb. 27 in Clayton Hall. university's land grant commitment. These indicators leave time to speakers featured at the conference. are needed to compete in said. "The purpose of the conference is "Under the Monroe Act. Lincoln anticipate turning points in the The issue of public education's tomorrow's business world," he Business major Elizabeth to help people get a better gave land to state universities under economy because they rise IIJIId fall impact on the state's economy will added. Dearborn (BE SR) said she would Carolyn Burger, president and like to attend the conference to see chief executive officer of Diamond if Delaware is going to pull out of State Telephone, will also speak at the recession. the conference. "I'm a graduating senior," she She will be discussing economic said. "The way things are now, it's development and what the going to be hard to fmd a job." corporation has to do to increase The conference commences at and not impede economic 7:45 a.m. and lasts until 8:30 p.m. productivity. Tickets cost SS5 for the general Stapleford said, "The conference public and $33 for senior citizens. is an opportunity for citizens to hear Registrations must be received by from people with good working Feb. 18. New sorority joins Greek community Kappa Delta to come to campus in March

By Kenny Nager Expansion Chairwoman for SUiffReporter Panhellenic Amy Eisenberg (EO In an effort to accommodate the JR) said, "We are anticipating a growing number of students large rush next fall." A new interested in Greek life, a new sorority will help accommodate sorority, Kappa Delta, will come to those who want to be part of the campus this spring. Greek community, she said. National members of Kappa "I think they [Kappa Delta] will Delta sorority will be holding fit in well because they are very interviews in March to initiate up oriented toward Panhellenic and to 85 new members. Greek unity," said Eisenberg. Lori Jones (AS JR), president of The most recent sorority to join the Panhellenic Council which the university was Alpha Xi Delta oversees campus sororities, said, in the fall of 1989. "The interests of women on "Usually the new sorority asks campus have increased over the Panhellenic to wait two years years and with a tenth sorority we before they expand again," said will be able to add more variety Eisenberg. "This gives them time THE REVlEW I Amy Goldfarb and also keep the pledge classes to plant roots and settle in at the left to right: Walkers Jamie Becker, Two Sky and Red Feather discuss the oppression of Native Americans since the arrival of Columbus. down. university." "Kappa Delta has a lot to offer Alpha Xi Delta Vice President the university and some girls may Betsy Chan (BE JR) said her feel more comfortable with them organization's potential than with one of the other nine membership will not be affected by Walks of life sororities," Jones said. the decision to allow Kappa Delta The Panhellenic Council voted on campus last December to add Kappa Delta "I don't think it will help or to the Delaware Greek community. hinder us," she said. Marchers protest treatment of Native Americans, nuclear testing· The process began when the According to Jones, she is Panhellenic Council invited unaware of any undergraduate By Nancy Chandross Americans have endured since nuclear weapons detonated at the Indians and the plight of the national sororities to apply to the members of Kappa Delta here at StaffReportet Columbus arrived 500 years ago. test site there. earth... the environmental university. the university. Trains, planes and automobiles "Asking a Native American to Chief Sky, another marcher, said movement is much closer to their Panhellenic then selected four of Kappa Delta National are common means used to travel celebrate Columbus Day would be the U.S . government has also way of life. the participating sororities make Panhellenic Conference Delegate, cross country. like asking a Jewish person to committed "spiritual genocide" "The s ignificance of Columbus presentations. Corre Stegall, said, "We are However, some serious walkers celebrate Hitler," said participant against Native American Indians. Day for [Americans) is why we are Panhellenic voted to accept looking forward to being a part of from around the world have Jamie Becker during a discussion in Although the Indians have their here, but for Native Americans it Kappa Delta because it felt the Panhellenic because Greeks are a something different in mind. Gilbert Hall's A/B Lounge own land base, government and means cultural genocide," he added. sorority had the most to offer strong group in Delaware." In January, participants in the Saturday night. language, they are not recognized Sally Gardner (ED SO) said, university women. Melissa Furr (HR SR), "Walk Across America" began a Becker and about 70 others, are as an independent nation, Sky "The speakers totally heightened Jane Moore, assistant to the dean Panhellenic rush chairwoman, said nine-month march to alter the participating in the march which is added. my awareness of what is going on." of students and adviser to the she is enthusiastic about the new commonly held opinion that sponsored by For Mother Earth, a "The issue is deeper than just One marcher, named Kiona, said, Panhellenic Council, said, "I have sorority. Christopher Columbus was a hero non-profit organization. granting repar;nions to the Native "Unless we do something now, every hope that they will fit in well "I think it's great," she said. "I and to protest nuclear testing on Red Feather. a Taeno Arawak American Indians," said Becker. there will be no future. · at the university." hope the university will allow Native American lands. Indian and participant in the march, "We have to tell the whole truth. "Most people are limiting "They [Kappa Delta] have a Parthellenic to expand in the future. On Friday, participants stopped said he believes high cancer rates in Mark Olyde (AS SR) said: themselves to one side ... we can great deal of alumni support and Our goal is to have enough in Newark to take a break and the Shoshone Indian territories of "There is an important connection work together for a future, no have a lot to offer the Greek positions to extend bids to every discuss the struggle Native Nevada can be traced to the 700 between the plight of the American matter what color you are." community," Moore said. girl."

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"Acme used to be a bit more "We're bigger and better now," supermark.et has been revamped and "Late at night, 99 percent of our expensive than Palhmark [located in Bender said. "We're a lot cleaner relocated, much to the dismay of cus10mers were students (at the old the College Square Shopping and we have a lot more help." some students. location)," said Karen Wisniewski, Center], but it was closer so it was Steve Hefferman, an At the new Suburban Shopping a cashier wbo transferred from the worth it." she said. "My roommates administrative director at the local Center, the local Acme has moved old location to lhe new one. "We do have found [the new] Acme to be Acme, said about 15 of his almost two miles south from many get at least the same number of much more expensive than it used to employees are university students. of the student customers it served at customers, but it seems like a lot be." The old Acme employed 50 its old location. less students." Price comparisons between Acme people, but the new location Residents of Park. Place, Towne Fern Zamoff (AS JR), a resident and Pathmarlc showed little employs about 250 workers, Bender Court and Madison Drive of Park Place apartments which is difference between the price of said. apartments and Dickinson located near the former site of the many basic items. A 4.6 oz. tube of J.R. Reap (AS JR), a resident of dormitories could walk to the Acme, said: "I'm probably not Crest toothpaste cashed in at $2.09 lhe Dickinson complex, said: "Most currently abandoned Park-N-Shop going to use the new Acme. The old at both stores and a 28 oz. bottle of people I know here don't have cars Heinz ketchup at $2.19. to get to the new Acme. It doesn't However, one pound of matter how great it is when you get American cheese at Acme's new there if you can't get there." computerized deli costs $3.98 (New "Compared to the old store, this Yorker brand), while at Pathmarlc it one is a castle," Bender said. The is $2.69 (Dorman's brand). new Acme is 57,000 square feet as Bob Bender, a night crew clerk at opposed to the old one which was Acme, said, "Pathmark is our approximately 18,000 square feet. biggest competition." "There's a big difference Pathmark declined to comment between the old Acme store and the on its competition with Acme. new," Wisniewski said. "I worked Like Palhmark, the new Acme is at the old store for 10 years and I now open 24 hours daily, with the miss it." exception of Sunday when the store "I prefer to get a ride to Palhmarlc opens at 7 a.m. and closes at 10 p.m. now," said Zamoff. "The old Acme Bender said his new store sports seemed geared toward college an increase in modern students. It was very convenient." conveniences, including a one-hour The Acme opened at its new THE REVIEW I W"f De S!l!fano THE RfVIEW I Piimela Wr'f De SteW.o photo service, fax services and location on Feb. 5, one day after the Customers show satisfaction with the larger Acme store and Signs at dosed store lead shoppers to new Super Acme market. motorized handicapped-customer Park-N-Shop store closed. increased selection but some say the move caught them off guard. Walther said, "We are still seeking the death penalty for these dealhs and Death penalty law upheld Cohen plea the California murder." continued from page A1 law as unconstitutional, was continued from page A1 The Delaware Superior Court Housing proposal unavailable for comment. recently found the state's new death In lieu of the new capital State Deputy Attorney General argument, and the swe will still pursue penalty p-oposalto be ~titutiooal. the right to live here, too," punishment decision, Cohen's Stephen M. Walther said the state the capital punishment sentencing. Under the new proposal. the jury's continued from page A1 decision as to whether the defendant Kerrane added. sentencing trial has been still plans to pursue capital Cohen's defense attorney Nancy Perillo was unavailable for comment. should be given the death penalty will "It is ridiculous for the Breslin said she has had postponed. punislunent for Cohen. Kowal said of the passing of Supreme Court Judge Jerome 0 . be used as a recommendation to the neighbors to expect three trouble with her neighbors in Kowal said the law will be Herlihy, in the Nov. 19 issue of The judge who will then determine students to be able to pay the the past and feels that they do applied retroactively, thus, responsibility from jury to judge, Review., said: "Cohen will be subject sentencing. rent," said Megan Breslin (NU not want students living there. Cohen's sentencing may be "It's easy to put someone to jail to the same penalty with the new plea. Walther said Cohen's trial is JR), a resident of Kells Kerrane said, "This petition effected. for life, but it's not as easy to put He faces life without parole or death; tentatively scheduled for early A¢1. Avenue. wouldn't have been necessary Cohen ' s attorn~y. Nancy someone to death." -Sara Weiss that won't change." Rentals often run as high as if the landlords enforced the Perillo, who is said to think of the $900 per month in areas four-person limit originally." surrounding the campus, said Some students pack up to a Kells Avenue resident who seven people into a house, he requested anonymity. added. Kevin Kerrane, a university Breslin said, "[Our professor and resident of Kells neighbors] thought we had six El Sombrero Avenue, said the issue of people living here when there equality between districts is were only four." (160 Elkton Road) # 738-0808 more important than the She said she and her number of people living in a roommates once noticed their dwelling. neighbors recording license Only RS districts, those plate numbers of the cars Saturday (and) properties that are larger than parked in her driveway. Tuesday Night 9,000 square feet, have the The effort was an attempt Taco Nite-AII-U-Can-Eat $5.95 three-person limitation. The to keep track of the number of Wednesday Night petition is aimed for RD people 1i ving there, Breslin Also $3.00 Pitchers ... 4:30-8:30 pm $1.00 Drafts (Bud, Michelob, districts, those properties of added. smaller square footage. "Since Kells Avenue is one Coors Light) Kerrane said other districts block from campus, residents Thursday Is Our Famous (or) $3.00 Pitchers and who have even larger houses must realize that students will have these regulations. "The be living here," she said. Margarita Nile!!! AII-U-Can-Eat unfairness between these "We have never had a Mexi-Wings $6.95 districts is not reasonable," he party. [Our neighbors] should Try Any of Our 15 Flavors 16 oz. Only $1.95 said. take the time to know us "We're not trying to instead of taking the exclude students. They have defensive," Breslin said.

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· ~------~~-;Tuesday, February 18, 1991 PageA8 Petition misses mark ~ Friction between college students themselves. ~SI.PE~, IF Wt ACTVAI.t..V and city residents is nothing new in The end result is lhat a wedge has TO ST\JD~NTS FIRST, Newark. But increasingly in the past been driven between students and several years, City Council has taken residenlS. And this new proposal will OUR 1-'0MEOWtvNCIL wout..e> HAVe / solution to the real problem. parties will have loud parties t.IOTI4l~C:s jo The latest knee-jerk council regardless of the number of people DO ...... ----- I petition would limit the number of living with them. And besides, it's non-related people renting on some already very easy to get around the Newark streets from four to three. four person limit in houses. If this Council members and residents say proposal passes, students will simply the intention is not to push students view this as another example of the out of the neighborhoods. city's "out to get the student" attitude. Sorry folks, but that's a bunch of The solution to our problems isn't Wll Shanilin hokkum. Chris Cornell, a 12-year-old in City Council. If residents and Kells Avenue resident, summed up students would simply talk to each the proposal best in a letter to the other maybe parkulators, noise Wilmington News Journal: ordinances and housing limits "College kids have frequent parties, wouldn't be necessary. Sleeping next to Clinton and Harkin and I can understand that The parties We're not asking everyone to are all right, but sometimes they get so become best friends overnight. If CONCORD, N.H.- So you think last. Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin moved in The Harkin entourage poured into loud they keep the whole you're going to have a pany, let your your neighbors are weird? Well here at the next day. the usually quiet third floor like the neighborhood awake ... Finally our neighbors know. And if the students the Concord Ramada Inn, my next Harkin snuck into the Ramada Los Angeles flood .. It included the block got so fed up with it happening who live in your neighborhood pany door neighbors are running for around noon on Friday, with no candidate, his wife, his kids, several almost every night we staned to call too much, ask them to stop. president. fanfare, heading for a private meeting tired-loolcing aides, and three tons of the police and landlords." I The residents are willing to listen. It started on Thursday, when Bill with his campaign staff. luggage. It took about 10 minutes for Kids say the darndest things Chris Cornell said so himself: "Maybe Clinton, the governor of Arkansas, I grabbed him in the lobby and them to figure out whose room was sometimes, don't they? The heart of we could get some help from the moved into the room next door to asked him how he was feeling as the whose. primary campaign moved into its final Informed sources (i.e. one of the problem on Kells and throughout college lcids. Maybe they could think mine. You know, Bill Clinton, the guy who blew his lead in the polls and days. Harkin's aides) told me Harkin was the town is that students and residents about how we feel and stop for a ;:._, knocked Elvis off the front page of "I feel very good. I think there's an very tired and going to bed. But the don'tcommunicate with each other. change." ~ -~ -~ The Star all in one week .. undercurrent of support moving here aide promised me that the senator Students will throw a loud party Answers to complex problems have .s You know what they say. There in New Hampshire," he said. "Our would be back on the campaign trail once in a while and not tell their such simple answers sometimes. ~ ~ goes the neighborhood. crowds are getting bigger." the next morning. ~ neighbors. Residents will get ticked Listen to the kid; talk to your ~ Clinton was at the Ramada to make Harkin had a right to be happy. I thought covering the New off at the students and call the police neighbors, and let's solve the !: ·-~ a speech to the American Association Unlike Bill Clinton, he was moving up Hampshire campaign would be rather than talk to the students problems ourselves. PK !: ~ of Retired Persons (AARP). And since in the polls, and had nosed past Sen. difficult. But all the presidential Q those retired person get togethers can Bob Kerrey into third place. comings and goings have taught me an a ~ get pretty wild, Arkansas Bill needed a "I couldn't feel any better," Harkin imponant journalistic lesson. ~ place to rest after the speech. said. "Everything's looking up, Rule number one: Never leave the His speech was O.K., as far as everything's moving up." hotel. political speeches go. In fact, infonned But when he moved into the room About Review & Opinion sources (i.e. other reporters) told me it across the hall from me later that night, Darin Powell is a former-executive was the same exact speech Clinton he didn't look happy. He looked editor of The Review. He is currently Review and Opinion: The opinion page is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial covering today's New Hampshire gave the day before. downright grumpy. Running for presidei1tia/ primary. above represents the consensus of The Review staff and is written by the editorial editor, except So while Bill was stroking the old president will do that to you. when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial cartoons represent the opinion of the folks for votes, it was up to his wife artist. Letters to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. Hillary to make all the news. Informed sources (i.e. a hotel bellboy) said she For the record had an apple, a ham sandwich, mints Because of an editing error in the Because of an editing error in the and coffee for lunch. Feb. 1-4 issue of Tfte Review, a Feb. 1-4 issue of Tfte Review, a There was no word on the tip. photo caption incorrectly identified photo e&F,ion incorrectly identifH!CI Editorial columnists The Clintons didn't hang around the Margaret Finner as one of the presrdent of the Ku Klux Klan Ramada very long. By that evening convicted-'seriai killer Stephen youth group as Bobby Shook. Richard Jones, editor in chief Molly William1, editorial editor they were gone, leaving behind a trail Pennell's victims. Pennell was not The correct name of the group's Scott Dailey, columnist Jason Sean Garber, columnist of crumpled memos and dirty coffee convicted of Finner's murder. president is Bobby Snook. Paul Kane, columnist Greg Orlando, columnist cups. But the presidential vacancy didn't Five simple solutions to improve the university life

There are a lot of complaints about poisoning? The Health Service's cure­ the changes. because of an obnoxious party that he is from sources these groups do not like. the university. all is a couple of aspirin and a good You also have to hate the fertilizer or hosting off-campus, the university hu Let's face facts, in order to get anything There are so many students making night's rest (which they will gladly give whatever it is that makes you want to to have the opportunity to slap him done in life you usually have to deal complaints, in fact, that sometimes the to you if you make yourself too much of get sick as you walk through the mall around, too. with people that you may not like. ;.. real problems of the university are a nuisance to them). A friend of mine on an otherwise pleasant day. As a You know, I hear that MBNA offers Instead of crying about it, these ~ forgotten. told me a story of how a sinus problem resident of North Central Campus, the its employees a gym, a cafeteria, and interest groups should make the best of ~ ...." ~ It is my belief that if these true she had was diagnosed as a possible smell caused by this stuff has made me laundry facilities and it doesn't try to the situation. Two wonderful examples .s problems are looked at and solved, neurological disorder. She even had to wish death to every blade of grass put them on trial if they do something of this appear in the Pioneer Fund and ~ ~ ~ \..) students in general would be a lot go through a series of blood tests around me. wrong outside MBNA. I guess the main Department of Defense grant situations. happier and would stop complaining because the Health Service could not The solution: Stop this nonsense. difference is that MBNA pays its people If it is not illegal to receive money from E ~ about whatever else it is that they figure out her problem. • The Scrounge - If these people and the university's students pay it. these sources, then it is not a problem. E ~ complain about. The solution: The place should have such a problem getting worJ(ers Maybe I'm being silly for not seeing a The solution: Interest groups would ~ I ~ have gone so far as to devise a five probably be re-staffed. That would be competent enough to make a root beer clear justification for the university's make a lot more progress striving to a -~ point agenda that the university the fastest way to deal with the float, why don't they offer better pay? side. make changes within the organizations community should pay some serious problem. (Of course, let's not forget the poor The solution: University Judicial the university deals with instead of ~ attention. mhe campus beautiftcation pro1f11m service at the Board Room. As its most should concern itself with the campus trying to get the university to give ~ The solutions to these problems are - I know that this thing is set yp by a outspoken critic, another friend of mine and that's all. money back. ~ usually quite simple. Little effort is trust fund specifically for its purposes. would be quick to point out that it is, in •student proteators - Everybody There you have it. Five major required on anyone' s part to correct Still, most students aren't thrilled by the many ways, worse than the Scrounge.) would probably be a lot happier if problems with life at the University of them. fact that there might be big holes where The solution: Obvious. various interest groups did not protest Delaware. None of them are terribly •student Health Service - I have the campus mall used to be. Indeed, •The University Judicial System - every time the university gets a grant complicated. All can be solved by never heard of anyone having a happy toward the end of last summer, the The administrators running this system from some place. Usually, the noble following a simple solution. experience with this place. What kind south mall next to the library did not want to be able to penalize all students cause of the university's "academic of medically competent institution has even exist. I couldn't tell the difference for non-university related problems. If a mission of equality and freedom" is Mickey McCarter is a copy editor for The to send you home if you have food (except for the nifty new sidewalk) after student runs afoul of the Newark Police cited in protest against accepting money ' Review.

Dangers of meat industry still haunt U.S. today

A 5-year-old girl with breasts the size of a 14- Yes, this is the same cow that you will eat for cause partial paralysis of the human body. buyiq the contaminated meat and fauening the year-old and a small amount of pubic hair sucks her dinner tomorrow night. The steak that you were Parathion, as well as other toxic compounds fannas pocketboolt. thumb as she sits in the doctor's waiting room. She cooditioned to believe is "leal food" and "makes used by IOdays factory farmers, ICCI!•nnlates in the But they are not to blame for their ignorance. has a well~eveloped uteruS and has already begun you stronger" Is nothing more than a piece of animals' tissues ID1 is abscrbed by hwnan tissues The beef lnduslry and the American Dairy Council 10 menstruate. baaerecftlesh chocked full of drugs. in higher concentrations when go 10 great lqthiiO make sure Americans believe ;:._, ~ inaafed. A few sealS down a 12-year-old boy is sitting The drugs in the cattle, like estrogen, are so Dieldrin, another pesticide used by tinners, wu tbll the beef and dairy procb:ts they are aelling are ~ ~ with his harxl covering his eyes, too embarrassed to strong that even the smallest traces ingested by banned in 1974 after the Food and Drug healthy. .s -~ show his face. His swollen breasts are obviously humans have been JroVCI1 to endanger their health. Administration (FDA) found It in 96 percent of all Television commercials with celebrity studs ~ showing through his loose swealShirt. However, today's factory farmers still persist on the ftsh, and in The FDA saying thinp like, "beef Dis muscle" and "Milk, ~ ~ meat. poultry the oountry. \..) The JmenlS of ~ttese frightened pre-adolescents drugging America's meat. all for an extra penny in also estimated 99.5 percent of people in America does a body good," (can you call a boy with ! \.) ~ wait anxiously with their children for the doctor's their pocket. contained a small amount of the pesticide in their enlarged breuts a good body?) provide Americans ! ~ diagnoses. Diethylsitilbestrol (DES) the S

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Back to the basics: perfecting posture

By Natalie Streavig with shoulders back and eyes looking 5/.aff Reporter straight ahead. round campus students are "Military posture isn't really as seen with canvas backpacks rigid as most people think," he says, slung over one shoulder as "but after a good hour it gets pretty A they walk to class. Once in uncomfortable." the lecture hall, students slouch back in A slight bend of the knees relieves their seats, knowing they won't be able possible tension of this straight-back to stretch again for at least 50 minutes. position of attention, according to "We should all try to attain good Sergeant John Luncheon of the Army posture, but many things stand in the ROTC. way, like car seats and classroom "Good posture allows the natural chairs," says Dr. Stacy (Scou) Cohen, , curves of the spine to be in proper president of the Delaware Chiropractic alignment and as relaxed as possible," Society and local chiropractor. Dr. Dyanne Westerberg at the Student He recommends not to sit more than Health Center says, recommending 20 minutes at a time. Stretching is as military posture as beneficial if it isn't important as si uing upright in a over accentuated. comfortable chair with both feet Oat on Shafer explains that "a person's the floor and backside against the posture is very important because it chair, he explains. shows the way you present yourself. Good posture is not something that "Your posture represents who you comes easy for most people. Walking are," she says. "It makes you look with a book on her head is the way good and feel good." Miss Delaware lntemational, Laura Body posture also reveals a person's Shafer (HR SO), practices her posture. mood and behavior. "Knowing how to walk with your "Thirty to 60 percent of meaning is chin up and back straight is always interpreted from nonverbal cues, such important, especially when you're as those involved in a person's worried about a crown on your head," posture," says Dr. Wendy Samter, a she says. communication professor. Most students don't have to concern For example, Professor Cynthia themselves with crowns, but they do Burgraf of the communication carry bags filled with heavy books to department says upright posture is and from class. associated with a positive emotional "Carrying backpacks on one state, whereas a slouched posture shoulder causes an imbalance and puts indicates.a more depressed state. pressure on the back and may cause In any relationship, one person's pain," Cohen says. "To alleviate the postures and gestures mirror those of situation, students should carry the other when both people are backpacks as they are meant to be interacting together, Samter says. carried- with both straps. This Besides governing daily allows equal stress to be dispersed in interactions, posture is also important all directions." at night. He says everyone must be conscious Cohen recommends that people of how important good posture is, be sleep on their sides in the fetal position able to recognize it and know how to or on their backs with a pillow placed correct it. under the crease of the neck for Students can help themselves by suppon. checking their posture in front of a Sleeping on the stomach is the mirror, he says. Slumped shoulders, a worst position because a person has to tilted pelvis or a tipped head are signs tum his or her head to breathe, he says. that a person's posture has room for People should also concern improvement. themselves with practicing good Scan Coraor (AS FR), an ROTC posture to prevent the development of army participant, is used to standing back problems, Cohen says. for long periods of time with knees "Eighty percent of the population at slightly bent, elbows stiff, head up, see POSTURE page B4 THE REVIEW / l'amela Wray De Swfano

University's 3,651 butchers, bakers, candlestick makers Campus workers, unseen but vital, work behind the scenes to serve the students

By lewis R. Ware dough hook chums the congealing Assistant News Ed itor mass, she takes out a sample and As students pass from classroom pulls it between her hands every to classroom or from dining hall to few minutes. dormitory, their needs are met by "You got to be able to stretch it people they rarely notice or never and see through it," she explains. sec. When ready , the mix is run The university employs 3,651 through a dough balling machine. full- and part-time personnel to Then the balls arc s tacked , serve 15,868 undergraduate wrapped and delivered from the students. bakery at the rear of Graham Hall There are 963 faculty members to university dining halls and cash to teach the students, and another operations, such as The Scrounge. 2',022 administrators, professional During the spring and fall and salaried staff to do paperwork, semesters, the bakery often make labor analyses, bill or produces 100 dozen muffins, 200 discipline the students. loaves of French bread and 400 Marlin Lawrence, plant operator, monitors boilers which burn 18,000 gallons of oil on a cold day, pushing steam through miles of piping. And another 666 employees dozen cookies a day, according to perform the more mundane tasks Duane Clark, senior director for needed to run the university. Dining Services. Operators Marlin Lawrence and and dining halls, letting in cold air, Overseeing utility services, such complain, he would complain Baker Michelle Davenport The bakery supplies nearly all Edward Dant monitor two of the he explains. as heating, cooling, electricity and about litter. started work .Jast Tuesday at 11 of the university's bread and baked plant's five boilers. Eight plant operators in shifts water supply, is only one of the "It' s a beautiful campus," he p.m. Still at work 10 hours later, goods. It supplements the 21 The day is cold, so the boilers keep the plant running around the responsibilities of Plant Operations says. "It's a shame to see a boule, she begins another batch of dough vendors supplying the equivalent are burning 18,000 gallons of oil a clock. Director Thomas Vacha. a can or a sandwich under a bush to complete the next day's supply of three tractor-trailer loads of day to push steam through 4.2 In addition, 20 welders, boiler He sees to the removal of the or something." of 1,000 pizza dough balls. food five days a week. Clark says miles of underground piping, m er. hanics and refrigeration 3,233 tons of trash the university He says three grounds workers She goes home "when 's a weekly average of 120,000 which supply heat to most campus mechanics maintain the plant, the generates in a year, makes sure the rang~ over the whole campus each done," she says. customers consume food on buildings. other heating and cooling systems university's 285 vehicles are day collecting litter. She pours eight 25-pound bags campus. Peak demand is between 7 a.m. on campus and the underground maintained and monitors S I .5 Plant Operations employs 333 of dough mix into the three-foot­ Down Academy Street from the and 9 a.m. "That's when all the steam and chilled water pipes that million of minor construction. people, including carpenters, wide aluminum mixing bowl, bakery stands a central heating and doors open up," Dant says. After criss-cross it, says Donald Scott, Vacha also watches over the electricians, custodians, beating combining the mix with ice water. chilled water plant tucked behind students take showers, they leave supervisor of these systems on upkeep of the campus buildings and ventilation specialists. As the mixer's tJvee-foot spiral the Maintenance Center. Plant their dorms and enter classrooms campus. and grounds. If he had to see UNSEEN pase 84 ' Featurin ••• February 18, 1992. THE REVIEW. 82 Snatched student visits Martian resort for politicians The night air was QOld 18ainst my face with a raft full of food and drink. Gary Hat was !here, too, and a small silent. as I crossed Dicltey Park behind Towne "Here ccme your contemporaries," my Martian band was playing a funky, "Back oo Earth, you would make a lot of Coon Apartments. The breeze p.iclted up Manian frieond said. psychedelic bea1. mooey with that trick," I said. and a whirlwind swirled around my feet, Feature Forum John Sununu drifted by on the back of "Gentlemen," said my Manian buddy, He touched my head, ignoring m} suclting up dirt and grass and my body his civilian guest. Ted Kennedy and stepping forward, "Mr. Clinton has comment, and everything went black. along with it. By Doug Donovan William rode by in a luxury speed auiser, arrived." I awakened oo my back in the middle of I looked up. Looming above me was a leaving a huge wake that l!alked my food. They all ceased dancing, dropped their Dickey Parle, cold and wet. The rain was large disc surrounded by yellow and green "They're always stining up something," drinks and stared at me, bewildered. I pounding me as I watched the disc rise and lights. My body was moving slowly into the Manlan said. smiled and guzzled down my drink. disappear into the storm clouds. the craft. ."Mr. Ointon," me of the six said, "we "Yeah," I said. "What's new." "How a:-e you creeps doing?" I asked, There in the puddle of mud I realized Suddenly, I was lying on a long, QOld, need you to sign this 18reementto continue Heading toward me was Judge Clarence laughing and Jllllting my Martian friend oo what I had to do. For too long the steel-like table. Six oval-headed, black­ supplying nuclear power to Mars if you are Th00'185, with two Martian w001en by his the back. government has kept the UFO files from eyed creatures were staring silently at my elected. In return, we'll help finish the side, fearlessly sauntering across the waves "That's not Bill." Thomas said, snarling, the American people. inmobile body. Only able to move my lips, American space station. supplying it with without sinking. as everyooe protested my civilian rresence. They have to Jcnow the truth. I asked why their lips were inside their the Martian women your peers want." I laughed and reclined with a stuffed "We have to get rid of him or he'll ruin Stop fooling with the JFK flies and write mouths. Mr. Clinton? I thought. They obviously stomach of disillusionment. "Give me some ." Sununu said. your local Congressman to get the UFO "It's an evolutionary trait we adapted had the wrong man. If they could read my more wine," I said. Quayle reinforced his statement with a files open and learn the truth. from your country's leaders," one of the mind, I'd have been busied. I glanced to my left and saw Dan Quayle defmitive. "Yeah!" Or at least bargain for a membership to creatures said. I signed BiD Clinton's name. Then one wrapped in a Donald Duclcy life ~er. " I've made a horrible mistake," my Club Mars. Why should they have all the "Oh," I responded. "So everything touched my head and I was asleep. doggy-paddling his way to the small island Martian friend said. fun? you're really saying never gets out?" I awakened and was floating across a where the Kennedys had anchored their The politicians were moving towartl me, "Right," he said. "You only hear what ' massive. yellow 1a1te on a one-person raft. boat. Everyone was dancing on the shore hungry for blood. The servant held out his Doug Donovan is an administrative news we want you to hear." One of the Martians was floating beside me and drinking Martian wine. hand and they all stood still, frozen and editor for The Review.

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COMPANY ( /A OO~A\OJJoo&m ) Top five movies for the team up in this Southern murder The Hand That Rocks the Cradle mystery set in t~e 1930s. (Rl - On two screens. Showtimes: "Newark's hottest new meeting place" week ending Feb 14. Sliowbmes: Da1ly -1 :45, 4:30, 1:20, 1:40, 4, 4:20, 7:30, 7:40, 7:15, 10. 9:55, 10:05. 1) Medicine Man ($8.49 million for the week) Father of the Bride (PG) - The Juice (R) -Latest inner-city drama 2) The Hand That Rocks the harrowins tale based on the true with a body count. This one centers Cradle ($6.47 million) story of L1z Tatar's dad rollin~ over around four rouths coming of age in 3) Final Analysis ($6.41 million) in h1s grave w en Satan sent ti1m the streets o Harlem. Showtimes: ;•isions of Michael jackson walking 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7:05, 9:45. 4) Fried Green Tomatoes his blushing daughter down the ($6.16 million~ aisle. 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By Jennifer Hastings Point graduate was preparing for his f&rst CopyEtitor Students' horror stories and successes in public speaking classes speech, Rykiel says, "He came up to me and It is every student's nightmare. confessed he had a problem. He said, 'I faint A study of phobias in the general when 1 speak in public.' We talked about it population ranks it right up there with the and he got up there, was confident and did a fear of dying, according to Walt Rykiel, great job." professor of communication. Rykiel says one student's leg started Fear of public speaking, or shaking while he was giving a speech and communication anxiety, is conunon among another student started laughing those who don't frequently speak to an uncontrollably while speaking in front of audience. others. Fil;lgeting, shaking, sweaty palms and A starting football player in Rykiel's severe nausea are some of the reactioos of class also developed a bad case of nerves students who become the center of attention. when it came to public speaking. "He had to Rykiel, who teaches public speaking, go to the bathroom before every speech," says everyone suffers from communication Rykiel says. anxiety. "You are abnormal if you don't," A student in one of Haslett's classes he says. stuttered when he became nervous. At the He says many students fe~l conclusion of his speech, another student uncomfortable in such situations because asked him a question. He became everyone in the room is focusing on them. uncomfortable and started lO stutter. "You are the center of attention," Rykiel "He took 40 minutes answering one explains, "and people will be evaluating question," Haslett says. "Despite efforts of you." other students and myself lO get him to sit Dr. Belly Haslett, who also teaches down, he kept on talking." public speaking, adds, "People are worried Rykiel says students must overcome their about making fools of themselves. fears by gaining experience and talking "Making a mistake in front of a crowd of about why they are afraid. 100 is far worse than making a mistake in "J have seen students that were a nervous front of one person." wreck at the beginning of the semester Stephanie Mauceri (AS JR) describes become impressive public speakers at the public speaking as the class all end," he says. "Public speaking is a skill communication majors don't wantiO take. that can be learned. The fear can be "I was very nervous when I gave my fl1St controlled." speech," she says. "I tried to make eye It is helpful to look at the bridge of contact with everyone for the whole six people's noses or their foreheads while minutes. I sat down and everything was a delivering a speech, Haslett explains. "This blur. It was very scary." gives the impression of eye contact without 1beater Professor Jewel Walker says no the distraction 10 the speaker. one ev totally overcomes communication llluslralion by O.ris jenkins "It is also helpful to single out a few anxiety. supposed to speak, but I could not "You are trying to influence a point of have had no training in it." people in the group and speak more However, he says just to remember that remember my lines," he says. "Another guy view," Roselle says. "If you speak well, you Thomas Reinhart (AS SR) took public personally to them. Select them from "what you are saying is more important than who was onstage had also been trained for enlist the interest of lhe people." speaking over Winter Session, but wasn 't various places in the audience. This gives being afraid, so you just go out there and the pan. He came in with what needed .10 be Rykiel, who also teaches a continuing apprehensive about it because of past the impression that you are directly talking say what you have to say." said, and it jogged my memory." education class in Wilmington, says experience. to each person." Sean Coleman, an actor in the But public speaking skills aren't just vital professionals come back to school to learn "I've had lots of experience," he Mon Shuman (AS SR) says he is more Professional Theatre Training Program and for actors. Rykiel says, '1'he higher up you public speaking because they realize it is explains. "I've spoken at town council aware of what he is saying and how he says a third-year graduate student, says he isn't are in an organizational structure, the more important for their own ambitions. meetings, in front of senators and did a little it as a result of the class. "I pay more .. afraid to speak in front of an audience you'll be called upon 10 speak in public." On the frrst day of class, he says, about acting in high school." attention to how I present myself," he says, because he is self-confident. University President David Roselle, who 20 to 40 percent of the students say they He says being afraid of speaking in front "like how I dress and the body language I "You can't wait until you are not afraid delivers about 60 speeches a year, says the have experienced public speaking once, and of others is all in a person 's head. use." until you do something," he says. "You just only reason to be nervous about public tluee or four students have more than five "If you get that fear out of your mind," Rykiel says being skilled as a public do il. It's like skydiving." speaking is if the speaker is uncertain about such experiences. he says, "you don't need to worry about it." speaker is undeniably important. In the middle of a performance of his or her audience. "When I ask if anyone has done it more After teaching for nearly 12 years at the "These skills can be used in situations "Love's Labour's Lost," Coleman, who was "Do your best to know who is in the than 10 times, I am lucky if one person university, Rykiel has seen all sorts of other than in front of a large audience," he playing one of the lead roles, forgot his audience and what sorts of things they raises their hand," he says. nervous reactions from students in his says. "It enables you to speak in a more lines. would be interested in hearing about," he Many people become nervous because public speaking classes. formal context- in situations such as a job "I was given my cue. I knew I was advises. they Jack experience, Rykiel says. "They For example, when a 6-foot-4-inch West interview- or just one on one."

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The Acoustic Motorbike there probably won't be that many together. luka Bloom people who will shell out the price of It just doesn't work. Reprise Records a CD or tape to find out. Bloom then makes things worse Grade: F But if one must come up with a by attempting to bring rap elements metaphor 10 fit Bloom's style, it's as into his own music. On "Bridge of His name is Luka. dull as Peter Brady. Sorrow" he opts to speak, not sing, He could live on the second floor. Period. his lyrics. He might live upstairs from you. What makes it such a "It's a way of drawing on the rap But doesn't his music annoy the disappointment is that the most experience, while still making it my hell out of you? promising track, "Mary Watches own," he says. Many great things have come out Everything," is the fl1St song on the He can keep it. of Ireland- the Blarney Stone, . Bloom even fmds a way to screw Guinness Beer, James Joyce novels But after this musically peppy up Elvis's heavily covered "I Can't and U2. intro, it's all downhill. The ride is Help Falling In Love With You" by With the release of Dubliner Luka about as fun as a prostate operation. bringing it to a pace that makes a Bloom's second album The Acoustic As the album's title indicates, comes off about as funky as tortoise seem like Speed Racer's .. Motorbike, they can now they can nearly all of the music on The Englebert Humperdink on quaaludes. Mach V. ~ Nude The album's liner notes, however, add a barbituate substitute 10 . Acoustic Motorbike is - you It's not a pretty sight. It's not a In a nutshell, when Bloom plays ~ Love on Ice don't include a translation for the The album, which goes from a guessed it - acoustic. )X"etty sound. his own music, he fails. When Bloom .: lnterscope Records gibberish. cover of Elvis 's "I Can't Help Falling Bloom plays an "electro-acoustic" The easiest target, his attempt to covers other people's music, he fails . t Grade: D- Likewise, the guitar work on Nude In Love With You" to a cover of LL guitar. Other credited instruments cover LL Cool J's "I Need Love," is And, judging from his appearance, •.,_ isn'tthe slightest bit coherent. Cool J's "I Need Love," confirms include a Bodhran, a Bouzouki, and, even more laughable than it sounds. he could probably make more money :- "Love on Ice is not a concept," Dan Guitarists Krueger and Dirk that Bloom really has no idea what my personal favorite, a Didgeridoo. If you're having trouble picturing as a Martin Sheen impersonator than ;: Krueger says about his band. "We're Sullivan seem to be at war with each kind of music he wants to play. Yet even with all of these funky it, try to imagine Bono and Flavor he will as a musician. ~ not searching for a sound." other, battling constantly over who Unfortunately for the Irishman, sounding gadgets, Bloom's music Flav hip-hopping it up on the stage -Eric Simon ,. That's too bad. There should be a can aeate the most confusing solo. ~ law 10 prevent bands from rejecting "a 'Tit the scant moments when they do : sound" in favor of a random play in-synch, they're actually not too : accumulation of noxious sounds and bad, though. Mack Daddy music. about black oppression, Young MC .. half-hearted screams. There's nothing like a good bass to Sir Mix-A-Lot Let's stan from the top, which is sings about staying in school and - . Love on Ice is yet another "fluff' keep a back-beat, but there's nothing Def American Recordings, Inc. also the bottom Kid 'N Play write tunes about : metal band, leaning hard on the power like a good bass on this album. Bassist Grade: F "One Time's Got No Case," the having fun, Sir Mix-A-Lot dedicates • riff and thundering drums. In keeping Brent Williams lobs in throbbing riffs album's first song, is about a black this song to ... women's rear ends. • with the fluff Jradition, the band also seemingly at will. Boom-ba-boom, boom-ba-boom, man mistreated by the police "I like them round and big," he : dives into the ballad pool with the Stan Robinson plays the drums like boom-ba-boom, boom-ba-boom. because of his color. sings. "I want them real, thick and : ·easily forgettable, "Gone Away." he's pumping gas on the New Jersey Each of the 13 songs on Sir Mix­ Can you say o-1-d t-o-p-i-c? juicy." : To begin, Krueger can't sing. He Turnpike. He should either slow down A-Lot's new album , Mack Daddy, Along with the annoying beat, Oh nice, nice. : .sounds a little like Perry Farrell from (even on the cursed ballad "Gone sports a different name, lyrics and Mix-A-Lot takes a subject covered After listening to only one side of - Jane's Addiction- with one notable Away" he bangs the drums in a mad set of musicians. by every rap group for the past 10 the tape, the listener can also pick : exception. People might actually frenzy) or else stop the intravenous But one thing constantly stays years and adds absolutely nothing up another annoying rap habit Mix­ : enjoy listening 10 Farrell. caffeine treatments. the same, and it's as annoying as new to it. A-Lot displays. -, In fact, Dan Krueger does vocals Nude spans some 41 minutes- 38 creeping-up underwear. His next song "Mack Daddy," is "The girl was really fiiiiiiine, I : like Fred Krueger does afternoon tea. of which are more toxic than a Du Every tune has the same, just as bad. Mix-A-Lot fails in a want to make her miiiiiine," he : While it would be nice to mention Pont chemical spill. In words of one redundantly irritating beat. weak attempt to mimic the sounds sings. : the lyrics- at least to demonstrate syllable, Love on Ice is trash. And unlike most bad tapes - of LL Cool J, a rapper known for Almost every line Mix-A-Lot Sir Mix-A -Lot can not rafliUliJ/lp. - how bad they are - it's impossible to And we all know where trash goes. where there are at least one or two fierce lyrics dealt out with a heavy spews forth ends with an over­ His latest sounds like cr(J(JQQQQfJ . : do so, because for the most pan. they Hopefully, this garbage will go to decent songs that save the beat. pronounced last word. For one song, Most of the songs are : fall beyond the range of human the landfill, where the only thing it musician's work from utmost "Baby Get Back," however, is this is fme. lrQQQQQQSh . : comprehension. will kill are rats, mice, sea gulls and failure - Mack Daddy is the the song that brings Mix-A-Lot to For an entire album, it gets Don't go wasting your "YAAAH, theahhhst, rrraagfh other assorted vermin. model example of bad (not bad as in the depths of rap infamy. annoying. coaaaash. : flab," Krueger sings in every song. - Greg Orlando good, but bad as in pathetic) rap Whereas Public Enemy raps Don't bother with it. - Jeff Pearlman

: )ulce: Motion Pidure Soundtrack The soundtrack, also co-produced by The best traCk on the album, hands down, is to the mix . "Shoot 'Em Up," by the CYJrCSS Hill Gang. : Various Mists Shocklee, has a few notable absences, not the "Juice (Know the Ledge)," by Eric B. and Lucas defmitely adds more to the song that is, well, different. Sounding like King Ad­ · MO. Records least among them being Public Fnemy. Noted Rakim. Good cuts, suong lyrics, and a heavy, the blubbery Heavy-D does. Rock from the Beastie Boys. the C)'JX"CSS Hill :·Grade: B+ cmtroversial rappers NW A, Ice Cube and Ice· assault-rifle delivery canblne to make a classic The only Enemy featured in Juice is a Gang is a refreshing and strange diversion T are also not represented. hlp-hop tune. Flavor-Flav sample. from the bass-heavy bad-asses who make up . Maxlmwn Overdrive. Tbls Is Spinal T..,. Nor is there any fluff. No DJ Jazzy Jeff and M.C. Pooh and Too Short each have one cut "Don't Be Afraid," by Aaron Hall is most of this album. • Shocker. The End of the World. Even the Fresh Prince, no Run-DMC, no Kid N' on the album. Both feawre laclduster voices deseribed as a "gangster ballad." Don't be The Juvenile Committee, whose ages range : (shudder) s.tman. Play. and a sedate blckbeat. Pooh's "Sex, Money afraid to sldp over it. On an album full of from 13 10 16, lay down "Flipside," which Is : All movies with powerful soundtracks. There aren't white rappen, either. and Murder" Is lhe beaer of the two, (for what jackhammer rap, this hits like a rubber heavily reminiscent of early Run-DMC. Tbcy • Now, add Juice to die Ust. There Is a God. that's worth) with 11r011pr lyrics thm Short's c:hlclcen. perform with the same raw power and youthful . Compiled by Hank Shoc:kJee ml die Bcmb This album is basic, no-bolcls-barred street "So You Wannabe a Gangster." Other lbln Salt N' Pepa's "He's Gamin' On Ya" is a exuberance that chlncterizcd die "Kings from Squad - which inc:ludes rapper Omck D. of rap that would sound perfectly 81 home playing that. they're pretty much indistinauilhlble bh too forceful. While you're skipping over Queens" in their early days. : Public Enemy- die Juice soundtrack f~ from a bauered boom-box. Or out of a 600- from each other. "Don't be Afraid," don't stop. These chicks If you wantiO get the feel of the music : some of the nastiest street raps around, ranaini wau ball·heavy car stereo that COliS more than Another hot traek is "Is It Good To You," a probably walk around with Uzis in their that's on the street, Juke, a great primer of • from reladw newcomers NauahtY by Nahn to tbe garish, abused subcornpiCt they usually Heavy·D tune covered by female rapper ~ c ctedJGoks and switchblades in dleir heels. '90s gangster rap, is the place to be. : VeteiiiiiiUCh II EPMD. came l*kl&ed in. Tammy Lucas who adds some sexual eneray Help. - Russ Benf1Dn 84. THE RMEW. February 18, 1992 Oddity makes for great comedy I Theater Review

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THE llfVIfW I Michele 8iu1ley By Tracy Grinnell Stranded in Nowhere, New Jersey- a real "pit stop"- the travelers In the Scott Mason-Joyce Hill CopyEditOI Stoner musical collaboration, "Tales of the Turnpike," walt for rescue at a roadside diner. There was nothing strange about Harrington Theatre Arts Company's (HTAC) premiere rendition of "The Divorce drives neatnik Felix Turnpike tale a rollicking ride Odd Couple" Friday rtight. (Paul McElwee) Rather, something both wonderful to disarray. He Tales of the Turnpike book, develops the characters to an and familiar - a well-done fits In perfectly Bacchus Players understandable degree while production- played itself out in with the sloppy Theater Review providing them with realistic three acts . Oscar (Ryan I The Neil Simon play, directed by By Susan Coulby dialogue. A capable cast aptly Martin). Nancy Storch (ED JR), could have Entertaint111'nl Editor handles the play's personas, making THE llfVIfW I Michele 8iu1ley Traveling the New Jersey condition of New Jersey. Humorous them all believable and interesting. been titled the "In-sync Bunch" Turnpike can be anything but allusions to the Cherry Hill water But Hannah, the wealthy widow, because of the terrifically strong Felix is an im maculate "knows what's up," especially interesting . But in "Tales of the tower, the "perfect together" state has the most entertaining and characterizations rendered by each hypochondriac who would "wear his during a crisis. Turnpike," a new play by Scou F. slogan and grotesque area odors were amusing lines. Marlene Hummel cast member. seat belt in a drive-in movie." Oscar Kathleen Hassinger (AS SO) as Mason and Joyce Hill Stoner, a appreciated by audience members gives the role special interest by The show opens in the disheveled is a sloppy pig whose every quirk Roz, is just "one of the guys" and journey along the same highway is familiar with them. spouting the bawdy, raucous humor New York City apartment of irks Felix. They ultimately lind that great in her heavy-New-York- an ylhing but tedious. During their journey, the in an enjoyably wiuy way. bachelor Oscar Madison, played by a sharing an apartment is more of a accented role as Oscar's accountant. Although university staff passengers get to know each other's Stoner wrote the show's almost very believable Ryan Martin (AS trial than they anticipated. Evan Williford (AS FR) with his members Mason and Stoner loosely dilemmas. Among the road trippers tired, simplistic music, but provided FR). As a group of long-term friends The just-right chemistry, along portrayal of nerdy-wimp Vinnie, base their musical on Geoffrey are Harvey, Elli and Dori who make clever lyrics to accompany most of it. gathers for their traditional Friday with the energetic and often laugh- gets his character's essence precisely Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, up Apollo's Crow, a musical trio that Most impressive is "Halfway Down night poker game, their buddy Felix inducing action between Martin and right, adding one more dimension of audiences don 't need to be familiar fights constant! y. Constance, an the Road," a tender ballad staged Unger, portrayed by a perfect-for· McElwee's characters, is mirrored comedy to the production. with the medieval work to appreciate aspiring actress who's "adrift with intriguingly and showcasing the rich the-part Paul McElwee (AS JR), by the supporting cast, who add an The Pigeon sisters, played by Jill the modem collaboration. her child," must decide whether to vocal talent possessed by Kristen Uu doesn't show up. additional energy surge to the play. Janota (AS FR) and Jennifer Stearns The play begins when an pursue her dreams or reunite her (AS SR) and university graduates Before long, the concerned card Because of their smooth (AS SO), are on the no§e with their assortment of people and their separated, "cutting edge family." Todd Chappelle and Pamela crew learns that the Unger couple interaction and humorous stereotypical portrayals of the giddy problems board a bus to New York Five-time widow Hannah drinks a Huxtable. has broken up and Felix plans to kill characterizations, all the players Betty Boop-typc neighbors. City hoping to make it big in the Big bit too much as she searches for Although "Tales of the Turnpike" himself. When he arrives, the forlorn made the production a delight. On-time staging and good Felix is comforted by the truly Trent Van Doren (AS SO) plays direction also help the production. Apple. Harry Bailey, "a bus driver husband number six. Chant~ is "an has a hokey, predictable ending and with a past," chauffeurs the less-than­ over-confident singer" whose pride some rough edges - choppy comical quintet. He agrees to room Speed, a hard-hitting, says-what-he With such a young cast - only happy hopefuls until the bus breaks and naivete leave her open to the choreography and a few obvious, with the lonely, divorced, Oscar. feels type of guy. Especially funny Van Doren and McElwee are many· down at an exit that time forgot. slimy tricks of Sumnor Canon, a overdone make-up jobs - the Instead of being a comfortable was the way he found "comfort in time veterans 'of the university stage As the play's action travels along, sleazy dude who joins the joyride at show's premise, acting and singing solution to Felix's rejection and the bottle" during times of crisis. - it's refreshing to see many new, the characters make numerous the 1. Fenimore Cooper rest stop. are compelling enough to make it a Oscar's loneliness, :he situation Marc Stolove (BE FR) portrays talented faces put on a show that references and jokes about the Mason, who wrote the play's winner. becomes a stiff test of the friendship. Murray perfectly as a cop who really entertains. Posture

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On Sports By Brandon Hens come liack jamison from dead; drop Uniquely Catamounts, 79-73 By Dan B. levine Catamounts forward Jeremy M~nag ing Editor McCool calmly nailed a deep three­ Surprising ATTENTION: Basketball fans pointer from the right corner to around the country: deadlock: the score at 70-70. The Hens are for real! The Hens The tie was short lived as Athletes are for REAL! Delaware freshman guard Brian Pearl The Delaware men's basketball answered McCool with his own The ice is on fire in Albertville, and, team increased its winning streak: to a trifecta with 2:02 left to give the Hens surprisingly, the United States is school record 12 games with a spine a 73-70 lead. holding a few of the matches. tingling, dramatic, nail biting (any of As if on cue, Vermont guard Scott A little more than a week into the the above are appropriate) 79-73 Reed then drained the Catamounts 1992 Winter Olympics, the U.S. has victory over the University of 12th three-point shot of the game with fallen far behind in the medals race, Vermont before a rip-roaring sold out 1:46 remaining to k:not the score at but they have been far from crowd at the Field House Saturday. 73-73. disappointing. For example, just look The third largest throng in Field Following a timeout, Murray at the women's speed skating events. House history (2,745) wimessed a 32- nailed a jumper in the lane with 1: 11 American Bonnie Blair proved to 14 run by the Hens during the final left as Delaware recaptured the lead at be lik:e the Energizer Bunny, she just nine minutes and four seconds to 75-73. kept going and going, though the eliminate a 59-47 deficit and increase Vermont's Reed saw his game­ refreshing Blair is a much more the nation's third longest winning tying layup roll out of the cylinder welcome personality than the annoying streak. with 56 seconds tcmaining, and Pearl pink hairbali. Delaware lunior forward Anthony sank four free throws to seal the In 1988, at the Calgary Winter Wright spearheaded the Hens' Hens' school rec'Orct tying 19th win of Olympics, Blair was faced with having comeback with six of Delaware's the season (9-0 NAC). to beat a world record time in order to eight points in a 1:11 span to cut the "We continue to be able to win the gold in the 500-meter event. Catamounts lead to 61-59 with 6:12 overcome adverse situations, which I Blair nearly flew across the finish line, left and send the crowd into a frenzy. think is a cbaracteristic of a very good winning the gold by two hundredths of "We just had to suck: it up," said basketball team," said Delaware a second. Wright, who scored 18 points. "We coach Steve Steinwedel. Blair replicated that feat in the 500- were down by 12 and we hadn't been "And I'll tell you who helped us meter event in this year's Olympics, down by 12 in a long time." probably as niuch as anybody was the winning the gold by two tenths of a "They (Delaware) were down 12 play of our fans," Steinwedel said. second. Then came the 1000-meter and really struggling around, and they "They really put a lot of pressure on event, in which she got a bronze in came back and did what they had to Vermont." 1988. do," said Vermont coach Tom Hens' senior forward Alex Coles Blair proved to have the resilience Brerman. led Delaware with 21 points and 8 and stamina of a champion as she won "The crowd was into the game and rebounds, including three three­ the gold, once again by two they (Delaware) got a couple of pointers and three tlnmderous dunlcs. hundredths of a second. steals," Brennan said. "I probably Coles scored 14 of his points in the She became the first Ame-rican should have taken a time out a little first half as he helped the Hens take a woman ever to win three gold medals sooner then I did." 32-29 lead at intermission. in the Winter Olympics, and the ftrst The Hens recaptured the lead at Eighteen hours earlier, Delaware since 1942 to win two golds in one 68-66 on senior center Denard blasted the University of Hanford 88- Winter Olympics. Montgomery's layup with 3:24 69 at the Field House behind The United States hockey team has remaining, and increased it to 70-67 Murray's 24 points. gotten off to a 4-0 stan and has the on senior guard Mark Murray's The senior hit eight of his 12 shots country believing in miracles again. THE REVIEW /Maximillian Gretsch basket, but Vermont (12-12 overall, from the field, as the Hens delighted More specifically, the Lake Placid Delaware senior forward Alex Coles jams during the Hens' 88-69 victory over the University of Hartford, 4-7 North Atlantic Conference) the 2,078 fans with their then school miracle of 1980 where a group of Friday. Delaware is now 19-3 overall and 9-0 in the North Atlantic Conference. w~ldn 't go away. record 11th straight win. little-known college players upset the dynamic Soviet Union team en route to the gold. The little-regarded American team proved they are a serious contender for Sixth man finally arrives for Hens the gold last Thursday when they By Dan B. Levine had 10,000 people in the stands. So I When the Hens fell behind by 12 in soundly thrashed Finland, the silver­ Managing Ed~or think: our fans deserve a lot of credit," the second half, the crowd refused to medalist team from the 198 8 There was a first in Newark he said. let their heroes sag. The crowd, which Olympics. Saturday afternoon as the Newark From the outset, the many students now included people hanging from the The U.S. skaters are led by Police had to issue 2, 7 45 noise and loyal supponers were unusually practice baskets behind the court, was goalkeeper Ray LeBlanc, who has violations in one rowdy afternoon . loud. louder and rowdier in the last nine certainly lived up to his name, Not! It was truly a strange scene that had minutes and four seconds then they blank:ing the opposition in two games But the third largest crowd in previously only occurred in Delaware had been during the entire season. and, overall, allowing only four goals Delaware Field House history went when the Hens beat Towson State Delaware roared back: via a 32-14 in four games. absolutely beserk in helping the University last year, and when David run, and the 12th straight Hens' victory With LeBlanc's goaltending and Delaware men's basketball team to a Robinson and Ralph Sampson had was truly a TEAM effort. the offenses goalscoring, the 79-73 victory over the University of played in the Field House. "The crowd was into it like I've Americans may once again be Vermont. The fans didn't need a massive never seen before," said Delaware crowding the center of the medals "I don't lcnow that I've ever been dunk by Delaware senior forward Alex junior guard Anthony Wright, who podium, with their smiles shining. coaching here and had a crowd as Coles to get them pumped; they were scored 18 points and led the The most surprising story of the enthusiastic or as loud ," said Hens' ready to support the third hottest team comeback. Olympics has been the performance of coach Steve Steinwedel. " It was in college basketball. "It (the crowd) gets you pumped," U.S. figure skater Paul Wylie. affecting me, I lcnow I couldn 't hear At halftime, the Field House ticket he said. "Any time you have A consistent bridesmaid in prior myself talk in a couple of timeouts . managers were forced to close the something like that. .. the whole school competition, Wylie barely got to skate "The only time that we've ever had doors because the game had become going o~~ toge~r and fighting for a THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretxh in the Olympics this year, qualifying that situation was at Rutgers when they sold out. cause .. . 1t s good. Delaware fans showed their spirit when the men's basketball team by a tenth of a point in the world needed It the most in the Hens' 79·73 victory over Vermont, Saturday. championships last month. The competition boiled down tO the last three skaters, Wylie, the Unified Team's Viktor Petrenko, and Men's lacrosse Bermuda Czechoslovalcia Petr Barna. Petrenk:o skated first and when Wylie's turn came, the man, who by bound for Spring Break all logic shouldn't have been there, found himself skating for a possible gold. By Jeff Pearlman "ln the past we used high school Wylie skated a nearly flawless Sport$ Editor teams because college teams were in show, and the gold looked to be in his After playing college lacrosse at the Ole middle of their seasons. This is the reach. But the marks were lower than University of North Carolina for four first time we've had two Division I they were expected to be, including an years, coaching at a small New college teams," he said. extremely low 5.4 from the England college for several years and Redman is offering a trip to Czechoslovakian judge. That was one then swting a 14-year reign as men's Bermuda from March 29 to April 5 to Czech that should have been bounced, lacrosse coach at Delaware, Bob university students for $589. The and the lustily booing crowd would Shillinglaw has never had the pac:kaae, which is also open to parents agree. opportunity to enjoy Spring Break. and alumni, includes round trip air fare, Wylie received a silver medal, and Until Now. rooms with fully equipped kitchens, when asked if he had ever expected a Shillinglaw and the Hens' lacrosse professional tours and game admission. scenario such as this, he laughingly team will travel to Bermuda during Paglia said about 20 people have replied "Yes, but I always woke up." Spring Break to face Rutgers responded so far, but he expects 100 As Wylie took to the medals University in Redman's Inaugural studeniS to participate. podium and met the crowd's fervent Bermuda Invitational, played in The Bermuda Department of applause with an ecstatic grin, it was Bermuda's National Stadium on April Tourism is sponsoring a week full of clear that his accomplishments had 4. athletic and social activities, ranging overshadowed those of the winner The game is pan of a Spring Break from beach parties to volleyball. Petrenko's. package sponsored by the Bermuda But to Shillinglaw, the trip is We, who watched these events Department of Tourism and organized business before pleasure. unfold on television, have found by Redman Spon, a travel marketing "The players want to take advamqe ourselves grinning along with these and sports related ICI'Yices company. to see the sights and enjoy what athletes, beaming with joy and pride. "This is the tenlb year we're runniJ13 Bermuda bas to offer," said But more importantly, we have a sports program in Bermuda," said Shillinglaw. "Bat it's a real imponant learned DOl tO be disappointed with the Arne Paglia, president of Redman game for us. They'll do whatever it fact that our country isn't leading the Sports. "and the first year It's an taltes to win, and that should be the medal race. We have learned not to invirational format." primary concern." concentrate on what we have lost; Paglia said this will be the first ShiUlqlaw, who serves u president .· rather 'fie have learned to celebrate in overseas lacrosse tournament ever of the United Swea t.croue Coaches wtw we have woo. played. and dw nat yur be apects to Allocialioo. hll always been interesled THIIIMEW /MIIdmllln Cnllch ae& Syracuse University to play Yale in hlvina the Heal travel oveneas. Brandon /amiJon is the assistant spotU It's only February, but men's lacrosse was back In action in an exhibition pme Sunday ....., Univenity. rdifor o/The Review. Princeton Unlwnlty. In March, the Hem journey to Bermuda to f~~ee Rutpn University. -I.ACIOISE .... 86 86 • THE REVIEW. February 18, 1992 _Richards dives into NAC Championships By Btandon Jamison "Eventually, I got serious about myself, and my mistakes aren't of AssisrM1t Spota Etitrx diving." as much magnitude." Most competitors in spats try to Richards wrestled and played "I'm also able to work on my improve themselves by elevating lacrosse while 11 Arbor Senior High finer points a lot more now," he their game and rising to School in Ann Arundel County, added. expectatioos. Md. He saved water sports for the "Jeff is great to work with Delaware junior Jeff Richards swnmer, where he dove for a club because he . is extremely hard improves his game by plununeting team. working, and always gives 100 downward. "Jeff didn't have a Jot of percent. .. said Schuster. Richards, the diving capUlin on experience while in high school, but Richards' hard working attitude the Hens men's swimming and he's come a loog way since then," rubs off on his teammates. "He diving team. hopes that his plunges said Schuster. "Right now, he's pushes me, as well as himself," said will have pleasant results when he diving the best I've ever seen him junior diver Mark Thorpe. "He is competes in the North Atlantic dive." very accepting and easy to get along Conference Championships. Richards won five of 12 meets with." "Jeff will have a tough meet, but this year, including triumphs against But when it comes to competing, he has the ability to win," said Villanova University and Bucknell Richards stays within himself to diving coach John Schuster. University. focus on the task at hand. "I'm diving really well right The junior holds the Delaware Richards has 11 days to JRPIITC now, and l think I've got a good pool record for highest six-dive for the upcoming NAC shot at wimling, .. said Richards. total, scoring 269.55 points this Championships, and as a coach, Not bad for someone who said seasoo against American University Schuster knows that only so much his diving prowess arose from on Jan. 11. cari be done. youthful recklessness, or for When comparing his "Even the best diver can make a someone who had very little diving performances this season to prior mistake and be wiped out of the THE REVIEW I Pamela Wr~ De Stefano training in high school. years, Richards said, "I'm doing the competition," said Schuster. "It junior diver Jeff Richards holds the "I belonged to a summer pool same dives, but last year a mistake won't be the best diver in one dive school record for the highest six-dive and always used to play arow1d on would cost me a lot. This year, I'm that wins, it'll be the best diver over total. He scored 269.55 on Jan. 11 the diving board," said Richards. more consistent and confident in all four days of the meet." lacrosse By I. Marc Kleiman ,; Student t>HU. Editor THE REVIEW I Maximlllian Gretsch continued from page 85 The temperatures were low but spirits junior guard Ricky Deadwyler hit five of six foul shots in the 'second were high as Delaware's Varsity Ice "I've dealt with Arne in the past half of Delaware's 79-73 win over Vermont, Saturday. Hockey Club split a two-game homestand looking for our own team to maybe with Duquesne University Saturday and do a Spring Break trip a couple of we got the o.k. from players as to raisers. Stmday at the Gold Arena. years ago," Shillinglaw said. "We what the expense was; we were But will students travel just to Despite the home draw, the 8-10 Hens had to work out some details, and ready to go, and it was finalized watch a Delaware lacrosse game? are having an off year compared to last once everything was in place we three or four weeks ago," "In all honesty Spring Break is year's 15-8 record. started communicating with Shillinglaw said. probably what they're looking for," Second year coach Shawn Garvin Rutgers. According to ShiJiinglaw, each Shillinglaw said. "It looks like a attributes this to the team's youth. "We "Tom Hayes, Rutgers' head player will have to pay pretty attractive deal. But after all have a very talented team, but we are a coach, is always interested in approximately $270 for the trip, my years in lacrosse, I don't know young squad." Garvin said. "We also lost a traveling, so he liked the idea. Once which may be reduced through fund what Spring Break is about."

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