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Goal!: Moscow Mayor Gavrill Popov BG hosts weekend soccer In an effort to improve re- said, too, that the forces that tourney. lations between the city and stu- backed the three-day coup See page ten. dents, city officials went door-to- against Soviet President Mikhail door to visit students last Thurs- S. Gorbachev in August "will al- Sing along with In- day. ways be a threat." sider: Mayor Ed Miller and Municipal But he quickly added that "the Karaoke — in BG. Believe Administrator Colleen Smith biggest threat however, is not so it. visited, by Miller's estimation, much the reactionary forces, but See Insider. 225 apartments located on East the inability of us reformists to Merry and Frazee avenues. really come together and work "We really saw a large number out our problems." Campus of people," Miller said. "I would Gorbachev and Russian Presi- say between 60 and 70 percent of dent Boris Yeltsin talked of prog- Recycling record set: the residents were home." ress toward political and econom- The University recycling The purpose of the visits was to ic change. Their warnings of hard program set a record in remina students of the laws re- times ahead were in the context number of pounds of alu- garding drinking in the town and of a need for massive aid from the minum collected by the can "more importantly, to try to have West — short-term to meet the recycling program the week good communication with the challenge of the harsh Russian of Sept. 6 through Sept. 12. students," Miller said. winter and long-term to rebuild Craig Wittig, director of Students were given a copy of a the crumbling national economy. the University recycling letter that was sent to all new Popov said he thought the tran- program, said more than students in the summer. sition to a market economy would 900 pounds of aluminum The letter, signed by Miller and be easier in large cities such as beverage cans and 200 Smith, welcomed new students to Moscow and Leningrad than it pounds of steel beverage the city and explained the city's would be in the countryside. cans were collected by the "Good Neighbor Policy," which "It should not be difficult to re- center during the week. includes such items as making an turn stores to private ownership "We would like to thank effort to get to know your neigh- in Moscow," said the mayor. the students for the recy- bors and informing them when "The reactionary forces will cling," Wittig said. you are going to have a party. always be a threat to us as long as The cans were collected Miller said he was very pleased they still maintain their position from residence halls and with the reception he got from the in (he old structure that is still University cafeterias, he students. somewhat with us," said Popov. added. "We had no problem with peo- "As long as property is still in the ple not letting us in," he said. hands of the state, it will always '•Most of them said they knew we be a threat and continues to be Local were coming ahead of time, so it so." wasn't a surprise to them." "The most difficult thing, of Wild ones: Smith was also happy with the course, is the crisis situation in The Wood County Park students' reactions to their visit. which our economy finds itself," District will offer a chil- "I thought the students were he said. "Conditions of life are dren's program entitled very positive," she said. "Most of getting worse. Of course, on a "Wild Ones" Saturday, Oct. them were pleased we stopped Decisions backdrop like this, the dangers 5 from 10 to 11:30 a.m. at by." exist and continue, especially William Henry Harrison According to Smith, the topic of Sophomores Amy Walters (left) and Chris Savinksy decide on which necklace to buy at the sale on since the democrats and the re- Park in PemberviUe. partying was not the foremost the steps of the Education Building Thursday afternoon. The sale, which ends today, is expected to formers have to get together in The program is aimed raise about $500 for the BGSU rugby team and will be open from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. order to remove danger and that toward four- to five-year- n See VISIT, page SIX. threat." olds. The program is free and open to the public, but pre- registration is required. For EPA, University work together Agency's more information call 353-1897. by Christy Vargo outgrown Nation contributing reporter Journalist portrayed: The Ohio Environmental previous NASHVILLE — A former Protection Agency northwest dis- newspaper editor says he trict office moved to the new would be flattered to be Research/Enterprise Park in quarters portrayed in a movie by April, enabling them to work actor Robert Redford. more closely with the University. by Greg Watson A movie script is being The EPA has been involved health and environment reporter written about Bill Kovach, with the University Environmen- who resigned in 1988 as edi- tal Health Program by providing The northwest Ohio Environ- tor of The Atlanta Journal- adjunct faculty, supplying guest mental Protection Agency has Constitution . lecturers, doing research, giving moved all the way from a bowling "1 would obviously be advice on University curriculum alley to a new office building. flattered," said Kovach, and hiring interns. When the northwest branch of now curator of the Nieman EPA employees serve as ad- the Ohio EPA was formed in 1972, Foundation at Harvard junct faculty and give guest lec- the agency was located at an University, which offers tures for the environmental unique location, said Michael one-year fellowships to out- health curriculum, said Gary Sil- Manahan, district administrator standing journalists. verman, director of the Universi- BC. News/Tim Norman of the Ohio EPA northwest dis- Kovach also has worked ty's environmental health pro- trict office. for The Tennessean and gram. tuencies in mind, Manahan said. "When we first started, we The New York Times. The University and EPA also Each internship or co-op is de- tional staff —one of the reasons they relocated, he said. The Ohio EPA northwest dis- were in an old bowling alley," Redford portrayed in- conduct research together. Cur- signed separately depending on Manahan said. vestigative reporter Bob rently, the two groups are de- the needs of the agency at the The statewide EPA chapter trict office houses seven divisions received $71.9 million under including emergency and reme- In 1975, the office moved to Woodward of The Washing- veloping a wetlands near White- time, said Mike Manahan, EPA dial response, groundwater, Devlac Grove Drive, he said, ton Post in the movie "All house, Ohio. To do so, the Univer- district administrator. House BUI 111, which contains Though students can do very state appropriations for 1990 and water quality planning and as- where the agency remained until the President's Men," sity and the EPA selected an 1991, said John Conley, public in- sessment, water pollution con- it moved to a new building on which was about the paper's area, determined it was in fact a limited work in the field due to trol, air pollution control, public North Dunbridge Road in April. stories during the Water- wetland, and are now rehabilitat- problems with liability insur- formation officer at the state au- ance, they contribute a lot behind ditor's office. drinking water and solid and haz- Manahan said the EPA office • gate scandal. ing the area. This pales in comparison with ardous waste. moved because "we have grown The EPA makes recom- the scenes, especially research, a lot in the last five years and had mendations on environmental Manahan said. other appropriations. The De- State partment of Natural Resources The central office in Columbus outgrown our old office." health curriculum as a member The district was able to provide While the federal EPA was of the University Environmental more co-op positions than usual in received $188 million and the De- houses the EPA support services Lottery picks: 1991, he added. fartment of Education received including finance, payroll, legal officially formed in 1970, Mana- Health Advisory Committee. The 1.6 billion, Conley said. staff and laboratories. Also han said the idea behind the Here are the Ohio Lottery committee consists of workers in Funds for the EPA have in- agency started in the 1950s when drawing selections made industry, government, and fields creased from previous years. The The EPA has not experienced housed in Columbus is the Ohio Thursday night: related to environmental health, district office in Bowling Green budget cuts in several years, a EPA director, who is appointed people started becoming aware of trend that can be attributed to by the governor. the environment. Pick 3 Numbers: 2-1-4 and are appointed by Silverman, has used the extra money to hire EPA is a regulatory agency re- "There became a greater pub- Pick 4 Numbers: 5-4-4-3 he said. new employees, Manahan said. voter concern for the environ- Cards: J (jack) of Hearts University students are hired They then expanded their facili- ment, legislators voting on ap- sponsible for protecting human lic interest and environmental propriations keep their cons'i- health. awareness then," Manahan said. J (jack) of Clubs by the EPA as co-ops and interns. ties to make room for the addi- People especially became more 4 (four) of Diamonds aware of air pollution — especial- 5 (five) of Spades ly in London — and solid waste, The Super Lotto jackpot is he added. $24 million. Bush threatens Israeli loan veto Manahan described the 1960s as Bush also: "the environmental decade," be- Weather by Terence Hunt — Sidestepped a question on whether he believes the release of a cause the public concern and The Associated Press western hostage in Beirut may be imminent. But he said Israel's re- awareness about the environ- Showers likely: ment turned into action. cent release of Arab prisoners "is bound to be viewed as very, very The United States EPA was Today, showers likely WASHINGTON — President Bush said today he will use his veto au- favorable." _ _ , . „. .. with thunderstorms possi- created in 1970, Manahan said, thority if necessary to force a 120-day delay in action on an Israeli — Said Supreme Court nominee Clarence Thomas is handling him- and the Ohio EPA was formed in ble. High in the mid 70s. request for $10 billion in loan guarantees for housing a flood of in- self "very, very well" in his confirmation hearings, and he is "more Chance of rain 70 percent. confident than ever that he will be confirmed." 1972. Tonight, mostly cloudy with coming immigrants. Manahan said the 1970s could Bush said he was taking his action "in the interests of peace" in the Bush opened his news conference with a strong statement on his also be described as "the envi- a chance of showers and Middle East, declaring that the world is on "the brink of a historic request for a delay in the loan guarantees, which Israel wants to help thunderstorms. Low in the ronmental decade" because of all breakthrough" that could launch direct negotiations between Israel absorb tens of thousands of Soviet immigrants. of the changes made in the fed- mid 60s. Chance of rain 50 and its Arab neighbors. "I've worn out the phone in there," Bush told reporters, a reference percent. A debate in Congress now, Bush told a hastily called news confer- to the lobbying he has done. The president said he was battling eral and government attitude compiled from local and toward the environment. ence at the White House, "could well destroy our ability to bring one "powerful political forces," in the controversy, but said he found no In the 1970s, Congress began wire reports or more of the parties to the peace table." fault with the pro-Israel lobby arguing on behalf of immediate action for loan credits. enacting many of the environ- D See E%\, page SIX. Opinion MATTHEW A. DANEMAN, EDITORIAL EDITOR. 372-6966.
PACE TWO The BG News FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 1991 The BG News AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT VOICE FOUNDED IN JILL NOVAK 1920. EDITOR J.C. KOHLSTRANI) MlCHLLLt BANKS PUBLISHED DAILY DURING ITIF. ACADEMIC VEAR AND UANACII* I DITOR CITY EDITOR WEDNESDAYS DIKING IIII SI MMBR SESSION. JIRLMY STONL WHIR LYNNM.GAI.II 214 WEST HALL MWS i ASSISI MANAGING MtlK'K BOWLINU GRF.I N STATE UNIVERSITY BOWUNO QUEEN, OHIO 43403-0276 MATT SCHRODER MATTHLVV A. DANLMAN smms EDITORIAL I.IHIOR coPYRioin 1991, The BG New« R.I.P. East Merry: we hardly knew ye It began like any other East Merry For the spring counterpart to East celebration last September 7. Merry, the cowing effect the cops had Sort of unofficial welcome back to re- on students was evident even to the turning students, a rite of passage for blind. TV crews from Toledo and stu- new ones, students would socialize and dent organizers for every conceiveable tip back a few cold ones. The spring be- group were tripping over each other to fore, there had been some trouble with Find student partiers. bonfires and students blocking streets. Now East Merry time has come and And of course, it was common know- gone once again. A student tradition, ledge to everybody and their mothers dealt a tremendous blow a year ago, underage drinking would be present. has given up the ghost, it seems. Scat- But this time, the several-year old tered off-campus parties and the bars tradition would be a little different. did well, but the days of an organized, Police filled the streets, citing more campus-wide bacchanal seem far away than 100 students for disorderly con- indeed. duct, open container, underage con- The city and police will tell you they 'Mid pleasures and palaces sumption, and a variety of other were just doing their jobs, protecting offenses. There were reported inci- the interests of dwellers and prevent- Only when you wander far do you realize what you left dents of students inside closed, quiet ing lawlessness. Students will tell you apartments with no alcohol present be- their rights were trampled on by the "There's no place like home. home,"they reassured me. I'm not everyone else. I realized I There's no place like home." Wrong. I did want to move back could be free and independent ing cited for disorderly conduct. Kegs boots of police as they were trying to —Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz. home. I hated living in an apart- and still live at home. were confiscated as evidence, costing have a little fun. What exactly is "home"? Ac- ment. There were holes in our Living at home, I worked and students their deposits. Apartments cording to the 77ie American Her- furniture and walls and unremo- contributed financially to my ed- were entered sans search warrants. Either way, the era of big blowout itage Dictionary, home is : 1.) A vable mold in our shower. Our ucation. Weeks later, the ripples of Merry bashes seems to have gone the way of place where one lives; residence. sliding glass door didn c lock and 2. i A house. 3.) A dwelling place our oven door was on the floor. I Living at home, I made my own were still stirring the waters of our fair the dinosaur. And what benefits have together with the family that didn't have a microwave, a dish- decisions my own problems. (I city. Four East Merry residents con- the police seen from their crackdown lives there. washer (besides myself), a real even had the added bonus of unso- tested their arrests and were told by on illicit underagers? Students have Home means different things to TV or a VCR, and my Macintosh licited, free advice!) City Prosecutor Martin Smith that if even less respect for the law and its en- different people. To me, home was on my desk back home. My Living at home, I was the same they testified, additional charges would forcers than ever before. The party means laughter, warmth and se- roommate was never home when person in charge of my life as I be tacked onto the original charges. scene, instead of being centered in one curity. I was and my neighbors were un- was "on my own." (Apparently, according to Smith, easily-monitered area for a weekend, is For most of you, going to col- SHARLYN Living at home, there was a police got writer's cramp when citing now scattered across the residential lege meant leaving nome to be- breeze blowing through my students during the weekend fracas. streets and apartment hallways of the come free and independent (and, AVINA window, and I fell asleep to the That's why they couldn't issue all their city. Of course, underage drinkers oh yeah, furthering your educa- sounds of crickets and woke up to charges on site, so Smith was able to have learned their lesson and now no tion). You probably couldn't wait the sounds of birds and children to net away, to make your own laughing as they boarded the pull these new charges out of his hat. longer partake in that forbidden fruit, decisions, to stay out as late as school bus. Ta-daa!) hops grain and barley (see them stand- you want, to do what you want, Students, understandably, were ing over there next to the nest of flying not what your parents want. Living at home, my "room- scared. No one wants to go to the big mates" encouraged me to study pigs?) As a Bowling Green native and believably rude — they woke me instead of party. house for chugging some Old Mil. A few For all the lessons learned by the city commuter student, I thought I up around 2:30 every other night Most importantly, living at struck back with marches on the police over this past year, one hopes they took was missing out on the "real col- with their fighting, loud music home, I was surrounded by my station, but their words fell on the deaf East Merry 101 pass-fail instead of for lege experience. How could I be and overall drunkeness. As if that family who loved and supported ears sitting behind the high brick walls a grade. If not, their GPAs are really free and independent if I was still weren't enough, what I thought living at home? was going to be an inexpensive of West Wooster. going to slip. summer brought me to the brink Independence and freedom are I started to think about it more of poverty. I thought the bills not at opposition with home. They and more. Maybe it was time for woud never stop coming — phone, are not either/or choices. I can me to move out, to live on my electric, gas, cable (we couldn't and do have both. As hard as it Ear to the ground own, to become independent. live with only four channels), not may be for some of you to under- After all, my younger sister had to mention the grocery bills! stand, I actually get along with already moved out last fall when my parents. I respect their feel- ou can't get good cod on bun from she left for Ohio State. I was be- I didn't understand what was so ings and they respect mine. Luck- a vending machine. ing left behind. So I decided to wonderful about living on my ily for me, I have the option to the new $10 million intramural field- move into an apartment for the own. As far as I could tell, inde- live at home. Many people don't That's what Founders Hall residents house. Hm... Meanwhile, the school summer and give freedom and pendence and freedom were have that option; I'm glad I do. are quickly learning. While weekend keeps dragging its feet on some form of independence a try. highly overrated. I began to won- Will I ever move out again? renovations on the cafeterias at the res- day care facility for students and staff. der what was wrong with me. Maybe someday...after grad idence hall continue, students are pro- Hmm... The $1000 Faculty Service A- My friends were excited for Everyone else seemed so happy school. vided vending machines to care for me. "I don't know how you could away from home; why couldn't I But right now..."There's no ward won't be given this year due to a stand living at home," they'd say be? I wanted to know what their place likehome." their dietary needs. Unfortunately, lack of funds. Hmmm... A zero-percent "You're going to love being on special secret was. never has there been a potato chip that pay increase is in effect for administra- your own. Believe me, you're It then occurred to me (as my Sharlyn Avina is a senior Eng- provided more than 2 percent of your tive, classified and faculty staff for the never going to want to move back mother always used to tell me), lish major from Bowling Green. daily recommended allowance of nia- 1991-92 year. Hmmmm... You know, cin and about eleventy-teen billion mil- the fieldhouse will have a 70-yard, arti- Letters to the Editor ligrams of salt. fical turf, indoor football field with Sure it's great the University thought regulation-size 10-yard endzones, a of the needs of Founders folk by provid- 20fcmeter indoor track and four bas- Making heroes According to the article, "good." friend of mine told me that ing M&Ms and bagel chips for every- ketball courts. Wow... $10 million dol- There is mention of Cowan's everyone gets their 15 minutes of one, but what about nutrition? Come lars — that's a lot of money. Geez, and out of criminals arrest, but his minor community fame once in a lifetime. Cowan spring, when the winter coats are shed, the University is going through all sorts service is barely noted. The got his, eh? Tell me, are crimi- everyone in the hall will be looking like of economic pain right now, what with poor journalism underlying implication here is nals heroes? Is Daniel Cowan Cabbage Patch Kids with rotten teeth. cutbacks and shortages. that the sentence is less impor- Kevin Costner's alter-ego? Could Renovations better be fast, or the tant than his deeds. This is called they have put more photos of The BG News: sensationalism, and it is just Cowan in print? I know I wanted Freshman 15 could become 50 for the It's nice when an institution such as a what bad journalism all about. If to see more. I think Michelle largest on-campus dwelling unit. university plans for its future devel- Charles Manson is a hero. Jef- you don't believe me, watch Ger- Banks (city editor for The BG opment and expansion, but it really frey Dahmer is a role model. And a/dosome time. News) got her wires crossed in Ground breaking starts Sept. 25 for shouldn't lose track of today, either. Daniel Cowan is somewhere in- the writing process. Then is no between. Of course, Cowan never • Crime is fun! "It's a justification for the handling of killed anyone, and has probably total...rush," Cowan was quoted, Friday's article. If it was intended never eaten human flesh, but he referring to his criminal career. to make Cowan's stay here in Quote was spotlighted in last week's Nice message. Here's the clin- conservative Northwest Ohio The man who never alters his opinion is like The Insider. Front page, in fact. cher, though: he doesn't regret more comfortable, it failed. In standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind. Yay, let's hear it for the glorifi- (his actions) and would do it fact, it will likely do just the op- William Blake (1757-1827) cation of criminal activities! again "if given the chance!" Well posite. No one take kindly to the Unquote Daniel, what better opportunity Idea of having personal property Needless to say. the article than a college campus? Lots of taken away by someone who made me sad; not because I felt dumb freshmen with their par- thinks they somehow deserve to THE NEWS STAFF sorry for the love-starved ents' cars and, consequently, car have it for free. BG stranger from the west, but be- stereos... cause I was offended by the com- OK, so maybe Cowan is a col- ASST. CITY EDrroR JACQUELINE PORTER COPY EDITOR.. MELISSA HENRY placent, hero-making attitude • Crime is rewarding. Here is a lege student now; maybe he's re- ASST. SPORTS EDITOR GLEN LUBBERT COPY EDITOR.. CYNDIPRADA taken toward the criminal history Ertrait of a thief who was pub- formed: and maybe I should give WIRE EDITOR IRENE BABEAUX COPY EDITOR... JAMIE SMTTH of Daniel Cowan. I don't know hed for spilling his guts to the him a chance. That would be fair, ASST. WIRE EDITOR J.J. THOMPSON COPY EDnoR.. NIKKI FLOROS why I expected a piece of respon- car audio world Wowie! He ac- wouldn't it? I'll think of that the COPY EDITOR.. JANE KILCORE sible journalism from our tually got paid for that. Excuse next time I get in my car arid PHOTO EDITOR JAY MURDOCX esteemed school rag — call me me while I make colon cookies, stare at the gaping hole in my ASST. PHOTO EDITOR TIM NORMAN COPY EDTTOR.. KELLY SHERMER naive — but I did. but I'm a fiction writer. I'm an dashboard where a stereo used to INSIDER EDITOR FRANCIS P. ESPOSTTO PROD. SUP'R... BILL BURGESS unpublished fiction writer. Is be. ASST. INSIDER EDITOR WENDY M. KEMC PROD. SUP'R... BRIAN GREEN What was published in The In- there a connection here? Hmmm.. .maybe if I steal a whole CHIEF COPY EDITOR MARCT STORK PROD. SUP'R... DARRICK ROSS sider last week was irresponsible PROD, SUP'R...... CHRISTY MAYNARD tDurnalism. Let's analyze the ar- bunch of stuff and brag about it in CHIEF COPY EDITOR TKISH DAVIS icle, shall we? a self-glorifying article after be- COPY EDITOR CHUCK JAMES ART SUP'R. ..MOLLY ZAKRAISEK • Cowan was a successful crim- ing caught, I'll make it into print Brent Heckerman inal until caught. Good or bad? • 15 minutes in the spotlight. A Senior English PACE THREE FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 1991 The BG News What happened to friendliness? Keep looking down at the ground and you '11 never see the clouds Four out of six replied. That head in response. Not one word strangers, thus he will not smile do believe thai. I believe that leaves two unaccounted for. By was exchanged between the two or say "Hello" unless you make people are fairly all scared inside now, you're probably wondering of us. You see, I'm not completely the first move or he sees a friend. too. I also believe that the good is what I'm talking about. That's guiltless either. Basically, this is what my col- so deeply buried inside by the good, because I have piqued your More devastateing facts about league and I are complaining fright that it doesn't allow people curiosity — which will keep you ourselves: Wednesday afternoon, about this week. We decided to to smile, unless something trig- reading. And this is something I counted at least 20 people with bring this to the public's atten- gers that smile. you need to know. So, please, their faces looking down towards tion. So, to any of you creative read on. the ground and another 20, at people out there — keep your eyes least, had very angry looks on That's where the book comes in A colleague and I were walking on the following words. We are — it's the trigger. And this brings back to our dorms from the Union their faces. I lost count after a looking for poetry, short stories Tuesday night. On the way back while, mainly because I was get- us to the dedication. Like I said ting depressed. and essays that are angry, before, most people I see walking to our temporary homes, I de- anachronistic, agnostic, artsy, the streets never smile. I was re- cided to find out how many people bullish, daring and experimental. would reply if I said "Hi" to lieved to see an angry looking STEVE We are looking for the kind of in- lady laugh after I turned my back them. We only counted the wom- tellectual, neo-cultural, heavy on her. I swung around quickly en because the men gave us some thought-provoking stuff that no- enough to get a glance at her. Out strange looks if they didn't hap- BARCDILL body really understands. of embarrassment, she told me pen to know us. We are calling the collection she was laughing at my "I fought 67 percent — that's not a bad There is a God, and He's Laugh- the lawn, and the lawn won" average for the amount of friend- ing at Me. It will be dedicated— T-shirt. To her, I say thank you, liness on this campus. What about which I'll get into later in this because you broke up the mono- the other 33 percent though? It heavy thought-provoking stuff tony. You didn't fight the lawn, could have been that the two When going to my classes, I try that I'm writing. but you fought the fright and al- women who did not reply were to walk around campus with a lowed yourself a smile. just having a bad day. I nope that smile on my mouth. I realize Anyhow, enough of my free ad- was the case. sometimes tnat this can be im- vertisement plug (You will be However, here are some more possible to do all the time. I'm seeing many of those in the near Steve Bargdill, who wants to disturbing things I have noticed. realistic that way. future from me, no doubt). The keep on good terms with the edi- Wednesday at about 8:30 in the There is hope, though! I see book will deal with basic human tors of this fine newspaper, asks morning only one person who did many people walking with groups nature, but with a humorous tone. his readers not to send any of not know me said good morning. I of friends to classes or to get We decided to do the humor be- thier heavy thought-provoking had to make the first move something to eat. They all have cause that way we may laugh at material to BG News. There will though. A man that evening, who smiles. They all are showing their ourselves without being ridiculed be a paid announcement in the looked half dazed, probably be- not-so-pearl white teeth. Separate by others. In fact, to actually al- want ads of this paper sooner or cause he just got out of a very dull them however, and you get a low us to smile. later telling you where to send and confusing class, did nod his different vantage point. The indi- your writing, if you're interested head at me. I replied in the same vidual will not smile for fear of Is this making any sense yet? in There is a God, and He's typical guy tone. I nodded my looking goofv in front of total People are fairly all good inside. I I-aughing at Me. Letters (coiil.) are to be locked at 8 p.m. The Amani) open until midnight, the such a risk when all they are do- food either to the front door or the the back doors at midnight reasons for this are supposedly library open until midnignt, and ing is trying to get home. back. Is it Rodgers or for "safety purposes," but as fe- various other activities that ex- Of course, there is the Campus But what happens when the Therefore the potential risks will male students, we are writing to tend past 8 p.m. Escort Service, but that can also weather begins to turn bad? Are be somewhat alleviated. We hope Cell Block D? you in protest. If a person is walking home be unreasonable if one is just these students expected to forfeit people will take serious consider- We feel that locking these doors from a class or the library or walking from the library or such. that privilege? We hope not. ation to our concerns, because we at such absurd hours is likely to even from the snack bar, there is Not only are the locked doors a do not feel safe coming home at The BG News: cause more of a potential safety a potential risk of being attacked. potential risk, but also a burden Although there may not be a so- night. We are writing to you as resi- risk. We also feel that there is no There are many bushes and other to those students who wish to use lution to please everyone, a more dents of Rodgers Quadrangle. It just reason that the back doors dark areas in which someone the carry-out service from a din- realistic approach needs to be Sheila M. Brown has come to pass that the side should be locked at 8 p.m. when could be hiding. We find it very ing hall. With the side doors taken. One such as locking the Erin M. Clancy doors are to remain locked at all there are classes going until 9 unreasonable for a person to take locked, one must carry a tray of side doors after dinner hours and Education times and that the back dooors p.m., snack bars (such as the JUST FOR KICKS! KUJIKfC04Ll BGSU SOCCER CLASSIC at Cochrane Field
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PAGE FOUR The BG News FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 1991 Humane Society Speaker provides invites pet lovers view of apartheid by Jason Aslinger introduction by Pollard followed to adopt animals business writer by an hour-long slide show nar- rated by Pollard. by Lucinda Robbing lowed to keep pets. Pollard explained the simi- ciiy reporter Meese said it is traumatic for Apartheid is an issue we are all larities of early colonization of the society to move animals to a familiar with. It is on the televi- America and South Africa. The new environment only to have sion and in the newspapers often. settlers of Jamestown created an College is a great time for mak- these animals returned within a But rarely do we get a first-hand outpost and almost immediately ing friends, but not all students' week because the owners were account of what the Republic of built barricades to separate friends are human. Some stu- not permitted to have the animals South Africa is really like. themselves from the native dents adopt pets. in their apartments. However, the subject was Americans. The early settlers of This semester, more than 20 Few rental agencies in town brought to the University on South Africa did the same thing students have adopted pets from will rent to students with pets. Thursday. with the native Africans. the Wood County Humane Soci- Many cited problems with odor Alton B. Pollard, assistant Pollard puts some of the blame ety, according to Molly Meese, and fleas as the reasons they do professor of religion at Wake on European economic theory. shelter director and board mem- not allow pets. Forest University, N.C., told a "The economic theories of ber. Kim Roessner, manager at RE group of about 100 about his re- Hobbes and Mill and Locke Meese said before the society Management, 113 Railroad St.. cent trip to South Africa. helped to create this situation. will allow students to adopt, they said they have had to replace all Pollard's trip was sponsored by They did not seek to create equi- must assure the organization that the mattresses and change the Wake Forest; ne spent six weeks librium but rather conquest. John they can keep the pet during va- carpeting in entire apartments last summer in South Africa and Locke's theories of capitalism cation and semester breaks. due to flea problems. returned in January. gave Europeans the natural law Also, students must fill out a Bowling Green Village Apart- During his trip, he stayed with and religious right to displace the form that includes the name of ments, 300 E. Napoleon Road, Eersons of all different races and blacks of South Africa. The their landlord and adopters are does allow its renters to have ackgrounds. natives are looked upon as heath- required to sign an agreement cats, but no dogs. According to Pollard was invited to the Uni- ens with no rights," Pollard said. that assures they are permitted Cindy Hill, assistant manager, versity by popular culture Pollard defined apartheid as a BG News/Stephanie Lewlj to possess the animal at their res- pet owners are required to pay an [irofessor Jon M. Spencer. The legal and political system prac- idence. extra deposit, prove they have ecture was sponsored by Spen- ticed in South Africa, but said the Alton B. Pollard explained the realities of South African apartheid to a The society calls landlords to cer's popular culture ethnic stud- term should be referred to as "a- group of 100 University students Thursday. verify that the students are al- See ANIMALS, page FIVE. ies course. Slave Culture. The presentation began with a short D See SPEAKER, page FIVE. Give another birthday Give blood. \:?:\\\\H D-A-Y^1991 soontatdo, PB.BC atnCntntmolComma [► Sunday, It September 15 EVENTS • FUN FOR ALL..
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Our ^ '^. Our } Beta Alpha Psi praised Student 20th by Jasoj Aslinger Anniversary Anniversary \ business reporter itinerary each year to fulfill the There are 184 chapters of Beta requirements of each category. Alpha Psi nationwide. About 60 receives The honorary earned points each year receive a superior rat- For the 12th time in the last 13 last year from student at- ing. years, the University chapter of tendance at national Beta Alpha Beta Alpha Psi is a student honorary for which students must Carter accounting honorary Beta Alpha Psi meetings, a field trip to a v Psi has received a rating of su- major accounting firm in Toledo, maintain a 3.0 overall GPA as *M( T O perior from the national office in tutoring, and several community well as a 3.0 in their upper level Florida. service ventures. accounting classes. award N.W. OHIO'S LARGEST SELECTION To earn the superior rating the Each year, Beta Alpha Psi Members of Beta Alpha Psi are group must earn at least 8,000 travels to the Wood County Senior sought by the most prestigious by Jasan Anllngf r OF COMPACT DISCS! points. These points are earned in Citizen Center and calculates accounting firms. business reporter tivive categories: taxes for the residents of the "The major accounting firms • Planning, business meetings, center. The group earns several expect you to be a member of year-end report; hundred points for this activity. Beta Alpha Psi. If you're not, Senior Alisa Leathers, • Specifically encouraged activ- Every time Beta Alpha Psi has they ask why," said Alisa Leath- Beta Alpha Psi president, ities; a function, they also have to send ers, president of the local chapter was the University's recipi- • Professional programs and a memo to the national office, of the group. ent of this years Arthur business meetings; The memo is carefully scrutin- Carter scholarship. DISTRIBUTION • Professional and fraternal ac- ized, and if there are any errors, Larry Kowalski, this year's The Arthur Carter schol- tivities; the group loses points. This is to faculty vice president, said Beta arship is a national schol- • Service activities. prepare the members for the pre- Alpha Psi is a great opportunity arship given to 40 students Beta Alpha Psi keeps a full cise nature of accounting. for future accountants. each year. There is one $SAVE$$$ nominee from each major university nationwide. Leathers received 12,500 for the scholarship. She said WITH COUPONS Comic character unveiled she would use it for fees, books, and a private CPA review class. pc QUEST Baby Animals Leathers was nominated MM u _* ftJlurrt. ■Of* fttxtf' T»W*>M/ for the scholarship earlier *■**■** CM. > CUM .«, M, Oil at Grounds for Thought ifclWIiiii/iGlw this year by accounting by Matt Fry professor Ron Hartley. To general assignment reporter be eligible to win, Leathers aler admits. had to get three formal rec- Grounds for Thought, 174 S. Main St., will spon- ommendations which she That's not surprising, seeing how the majority of received from her Universi- sor a mondo bodacious reptilian dude tonight at 8 his drawings as a youth were of dinosaurs and li- ty professors. p.m. zards, sometimes doing human things like playing Also, she had to submit an No it's not one of those ninja turtle things, it's basketball or performing surgery. Biff Thundersaur, a wisecracking intergalactic essay of about 1,000 words By the time Siegenthaler reached high school, stating her goals in account- TAMI SHOW C.W. MclENNAN swashbuckler who drives a beat-up spacecraft and his drawings had become polished and were joined w.i—i~i __ ing. , Wanderlust t packs a 70 mm plasma blaster. by sculptures. Leathers said her goals *«*-"•». tkelrwth/QyU-e I Actually a Styracosaurus, Biff is the creation of Do tcMlooelMH.yk I.I-.I«U;WI..I 1987 BG graduate Cline Siegenthaler, and the star Graduating with a degree in communications, include a career in public Siegenthaler studied film, art, photography, pop accounting and rising to up- of a new comic book just now reaching store shel- per-level management. ves. culture, literature and psychology. Titled, "The Bodacious Adventures of Biff It is at BG where Siegenthaler developed Biff Eventually, Leathers said, Thundersaur," this sci-fi comic menagerie will be Thundersaur and other characters in his book. she might like to have her "I didn't expect at the time that these characters own CPA Hrm. the main attraction at tonight's Grounds for Beginning this summer. Thoughts art exibition. would someday be sitting on a store shelf, but it's Featuring creatures of every shape and form, happened and I'm really excited," Siegenthaler Leathers received an in- Siegenthaler's comic book is published by Innova- said. ternship with the account- tion Publishing of Wheeling, W.Va. and is one of a ing firm Ernst & Young. She Tonight's exhibit at Grounds for Thoughts will was first introduced to growing number of limited-run books targeted at Ernst & Young through both the child and adult collector. include five original pages from Siegenthaler's comic book and two other prints which inspired the campus interviews set up by "I guess you could say I watched too many God- the accounting department. zilla movies on Saturday afternoons," Siegenth- creation of Biff Thundersaur. Leathers said she does not agree with some people's SPEAKER perception that accounting I 1 Continued from page FOUR. is a dry and impersonal profession. part-hate" because that is what it Pollard also said the United "The nature of individual capi- "It's not true. You have to is and what it does. States was to blame for some of talism raises issues we don't like have a personality to be in Pollard began the slide show by theproblems in South Africa. to address in America," Pollard accounting," she said. showing and describing some of The United States maintains said. the black townships of South that its existing industry in South Pollard had mixed opinions Africa. He made a point of show- Africa helps the blacks of the about the future of South Africa. Here's a tip . . . Mfc ing several pictures of barbed country. Actually, only one-half "The fall of apartheid is in- wire. of one percent of the wealth of evitable but it will also be slow," a Tax Tip. "Barbed wire is everywhere in those industries goes to the Pollard said. "The fall of apart- I iiuii Pass up i he 65iG South Africa," Pollard said. "I blacks of South Africa. heid involves not an exchanging opportunity to n<'t free guess the white minority figures Pollard told the story of his ex- of places but rather an under- Information on if they can't get rid of the blacks, Eerience with one black man in a standing of reciprocity." numerous tax subjects. at least they'll keep them to lack South African township. "Unfortunately, it seems that IHS has over Hill special themselves." "When the man found out I was that some of the social and legal publications to answer He went on to describe the an American, he asked, 'When systems of apartheid will contin- lax questions. In fact. black city of Soweto. will America leave our country so ue after apartheid is officially Pub. 910, "GuidetoFree "Soweto is the largest city in apartheid can end?'" Pollard ended. It's very disheartening." Tax Services," describes South Africa and the third largest said. all of the rree tax in Africa. There are four million Pollard stressed that not all Pollard said, "It's amazing to services available. Call people in Soweto, yet you won't blacks in South Africa feel this see a place where two great I 800 424-FORM (3676) find Soweto on a lot of maps. It is way, but most feel the United oceans can meet, but two races or the IRS Tax Forms possible to render entire peoples States has room for improve- cannot." number in your phone anonymous," Pollard said. ment. hook lo gel a copy ANIMALS This $40 is only the beginning of EACH the cost of owning a pet, though. Wl ( Continued from page FOUR. "Pets can be expensive," OFF renter's insurance, and prove the Meese said. The upkeep on the ■ ITEM cats have been spayed or pet including food, updates on neutered and declawea. shots and visits to the veter- The Brothers of Kappa on the purchase of 1 or 2 CD's, People who wish to adopt a pet inarian is where the real expense sh to pre-recorded cassettes or from the Humane Society are is found, she said. Sigma wi music videos. also required to sign an adoption For those students who can af- agreement which emphasizes the ford a pet and whose landlords congratulate their 1991 Mix or Match) (All sale items & adopter will have the animal permit them to have pets, owning MIX or warcn. speciais excluded] spayed or neutered within 30 days a pet can be a rewarding experi- of adoption, and the adopter ence. officers Coupon Expires 10/10/91 agrees to provide for the animal "A lot of students are wonder- proper and adequate sustenance, ful pet owners," Meese said. veterinary care, lodging and vac- Meese said for those students '^ACH cinations. who cannot have pets or for those Meese said it costs $40 to adopt who would like to spend some Grandmaster: Rich King ITEM a pet, which includes shots, an i- time with animals, volunteer po- dentification tag, a carrier and a sitions are available at the soci- Grand Procurator: Greg Lopeman on the purchase of 3 or more free initial health check-up at the ety, and students are encouraged Grandmaster of Ceremonies: Jerry Fork CD's, pre-recorded cassettes or office of a local veterinarian. to volunteer. Grand Scribe: Chris Brossia music videos. Grand Treasurer: Eric Giesecke Mix or Match! IAII sale items a specials excluded) WELCOME J3ACK STUDENTS Asst. Treasurer: Brian Harootran Alumni Chmn.: Rob Watson Coupon Expires 10/10/91 *»>.,, , o** Silet's Qet" (^Acquainted <»•"• *••«»>«>»■■■ SiiiHliiyStl—.MAIlAp-*) <> III | , Communications Chmn.: Mark Wright Sim.l.y Morning Sri vi
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I'AGE EIGHT The BG News FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 1991 McGeein's focus BG celebration planned Diocese by Lucinda Robbing Community Day to foster is responsibility city reporter project Students and area residents student-resident ties Experience and responsibility can enjoy festivities, food, and fun at this Sunday's annual Bowl- hands-on arts and crafts exhibits, thoroughly enjoy themselves. started are what incumbent councilper- children's games and hot-air bal- son Robert McGeein said he will ing Green Community Day. He said Community Day is a TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) — The bring into office if elected for a Community Day will be held at loon rides. good time for students to gather Roman Catholic Diocese of City Park from noon until 6 p.m., information about what Bowling Toledo announced Thursday it is second term as Ward Three Many types of entertainment councilperson. and admission is free. Green has to offer, and to get to launching a plan to help improve McGeein believes city council will be provided, including per- know city residents. the lives of inner-city residents. has a great responsibility to its Joan Gordon, executive direc- formances by doggers, interna- Bishop James Hoffman said the tor for the Bowling Green Cham- tional music groups, the Wood "It gives [students] an oppor- diocese adopted a six-part plan to citizens to provide them with ba- One Wheelers — a unicycling tunity to come and enter into a sic services on which they can ber of Commerce, said Communi- restructure the "urban Catholic ty Day is planned as a time for group — and a celebrity Softball social forum for mixing with the church in Toledo." depend. tournament featuring local community," Corbitt said. "The quality of life and the Bowling Green residents to get As part of the restructuring,.the together and enjoy each other's government and University offi- church's Central City Ministries quality of control must be main- cials challenging local media in- Corbitt cited recent tensions tained in the city," he said. "We company. It is a time for people of Toledo would become an arm to see what Bowling Green nas to cluding Jerry Anderson of Chan- between students and permanent of the diocese. The ministries is a have to make sure that the ser- nel 13 News in Toledo. city residents and said Communi- vices are appropriate for the task offer, she said. group of 10 parishes and eight ty Day is a good time for both to parochial schools in Toledo's in- they must do and they are appro- "We try to make everything at Free bus service to and from get toknow each other. priately funded, staffed and no charge," Gordon said. " You the park will be provided every 15 ner city. equipped." can come to the park and walk minutes at the boiler plant, west It will be governed by a dean McGeein said even more im- around without spending any of the administration building. Community Day was started in who will work through a board portant than the services is mak- money at all." 1983 for the 150th anniversary of composed equally of pastors and ing sure they are sufficiently Jim Corbitt, co-chairperson of Bowling Green as a way of bring- laypersons. funded. efficient, quality services form This year's Community Day Community Day, said students ing many different parts of the The ministries would establish It is not good for cities to ap- the city they live in." will feature 70 exhibits including who come to the celebration will city together, Corbitt said. programs to help the poor, home- prove more services than they "It is just as important to me less and drug abusers. It also can afford, however, it is done for a female student to walk from would attract persons from the quite often, he said. East Wooster to the edge of cam- inner-city to volunteer for new "I hope to continue to monitor pus as it would be for my wife to and existing social service pro- how the tax dollars are allocated walk in the same area." grams. in the city so all the programs can Among the committees The program is targeting Cath- be worked out," he said. McGeein nas served on as coun- olic and non-Catholic persons Another issue McGeein said he cilperson are the finance commit- alike. believes in strongly is safety for tee, the transportation and safety Part of the restructuring in- all citizens of Bowling Green. committee and the public utilities volves trying to bring single committee. See the future. mothers and divorced parents "I do not believe in differentiat- ing between long-term residents "We have a very skilled, moti- into the church, a philosophy that and students," he said. "It is im- vated and well-trained group of runs counter to Vatican policy. portant to the student as well as people working for the city, he Hoffman said a goal is to be- the long-term resident to receive saia. come more active in community affairs and to reach out to Catho- Use a condom. lics who may have left the church. "The church will act as eager and active partners with the civic community. It will work to stabi- lize neighborhoods and to en- hance the general quality of life for all central-city," Hoffman said at a news conference. The six-part plan was drawn up over the last two years by mem- bers of the 10 central city pari- shes, as well as other persons whose advice was solicited. The first five parts of the plan deal with social concerns, evangeliza- tion, parish life and the adminis- 12 reasons tration of the ministries. The sixth element, covering schools in the central city, isn't finished. It is to be released by the end of the year. "In a time where the all-too- common attitude is giving up on why you'll love^ our central city, the local Catho- lic church is authoring a ... strong commitment to our urban Toledo neighborhoods," Hoffman said. The 10 parishes will share a common deanery staff and will raise money together. They also will run an adult education center Macintosh ^ offering programs in liturgy, leadership and family and parent education. Sister Patricia Nijakowski said the plan challenges the church to become more concerned with social issues "that are a little 10. It's so oasy to natwork. more evident in our neighbor- 6. It can grow with you. Just connect the LocalTalk* cable from hoods — the homeless, hungry, 1. 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Rob McCurdey SPORTS BG hosts Kwik Goal Classic Viewsfrom ROUNDUP by Bob E. Lewis nance we enjoyed until last year's (he Press Box sports writer losing season, Palmisano said It's still early in the season, but Volleyball drops Illinois % The Falcon volleyball The chances of starting to it should be a very competitive team defeated Illinois State It is going to be an outstanding reach that goal are very good last night 14-16, 15-12, 15-12, time for soccer at Bowling Green considering all the teams in the weekend. One of our goals is to 15-12. BG is now 4-0 while this weekend as the Kwik Goal Classic besides BG have losing ISU drops to 5-2. Classic kicks off today with the records so far, and Palmisano re-establish the home field Senior Lisa Mika lead the Falcons meeting Liberty Univer- still has the same impressive dominance we enjoyed until last team with 32 kills and a .354 sity at 2:00p.m. lineup, which won the Lehigh Falcons hitting percentage. She also Tournament last weekend, at his year's losing season. had 15 digs. Tammy Schiller "It's still early in the season, disposal. Even so, Palmisano had 25 kills, 16 digs, and but it should be a very competi- does not want his team to be too fight for nine blocks including four tive weekend," head coach Gary overconfident. solos. Junior Carey Amos Palmisano said. Palmisano —Gary Palmisano, soccer head lead the team in assists with "Records can be deceiving," coach 56 and had 13 digs. Amy Palmisano said. "We shouldn't be respect Morgan also had 15 digs. BG received their worst finish satisfied with our immediate suc- The team hitting percent- in the tournament's seven year cess because they are all quality age for the match was .208 history last season by placing From my view in the pressbox, third. The Falcons had won the teams." the Bowling Green football team while ISU had a .139. BG ment," Palmisano said. "We Chicago). All games are at is playing, dare I say, competi- will travel to Champaign, IL tournament four years in a row could not have such an event if it Mickey Cochrane field behind the tomorrow for the Illinois prior to 1990. The winner of the Classic is de- tive football. termined first by overall record, was not for the financial support ice arena. I hesitate labeling their early Classic. then by goals scored and, if still of Kwik Goal and the athletic de- success anything else. I'm a partment." Saturday's BG game is Soccer- Falcons on the road The team is hoping not only to tied, by goal differential. land Team Day. There will be skeptic, and I have reason to be. The women's cross- regain its tournament domi- 8x10 team photos of the 1991 Fal- The Falcons have been losers country team compete at nance, but also its home field su- The tournament is entering its The other game today will be cons being handed out before the since 1985. That means there's Athens, 0 tomorrow against premacy. seventh year, the fourth of which played by Dayton and Illinois- game. scarcely an undergraduate still Ohio University. Kwik Goal has sponsored. Chicago at 4:00 p.m. Saturday's on campus who can say they saw "I think we are very cam- lineup includes games at 2:00 "This is the highlight of our a winning football team. Since parable to Ohio University's "One of our goals is to re- "I believe this is the only cor- p.m. (Dayton verse Liberty) and season-the focal point," Palmi- 1988, BG's record stands at establish the home field domi- 4:00 p.m. (BG verse Illinois- sano said. 11-20-3, and that's including this team and if our fourth, fifth porate sponsored soccer tourna- year's two games. and sixth runners can run Heck, they've played more like well, I think we'll win," peace-loving doves than their women's cross-country namesake, the Fighting Falcon, coach Steve Price said. Rugby sneaks by suggests. "Another key to winning L.T. confronts But for some reason, they look this meet is to have Cheri Triner and Jill Strawser fin- different on the field this season, ish in front of Teresa Pri- and it goes beyond the new uni- ddy, Ohio U.'s best runner," forms. They look fundamental, said Price. "Triner and Wilfrid Laurier racism in media aggressive and competitive. In other words, they're doing the Stawser will push Rene things winning football programs Peck from Rio Grande for 'Winning ugly' was the way Golden Hawks ahead 10-0. by Tom Canavan take for granted. first place in the meet. rugby vice-captain Doug Slagle "I have to commend the team APsprois writer "You think it's an 'L.T. can't play golf' issue," Taylor For example, BG's defensive "Out of Ohio University, described his team's match with for the way they kept their cool backs aren't leading the team in Marshall and Rio Grande, Wilfrid Laurier University. The even after Laurier jumped way said. "It's not an 'L.T. can't Mid American Conference Falcons edged the Ontario prov- out in front," fly half Paul Gio- EAST RUTHERFORD, play golf' issue. It's an issue tackles, a good sign of success. about black folks are getting The defensive line of Steve Wil- defending champions, Ohio incial champions 16-13 and then vannetti said. "We knew if we N.J. — Despite his success on bourne, Mark Ross, Paul Harris University will be our registered a 16-0 shut out in last just kept playing our game that NFL playing fields and his $1 killed out here. They are get- toughest competition." weekend's double-header. the holes would open up eventual- million-plus annual salary, ting mistreated ant. nobody and company combined for 24 The men's cross-country ly." fireiudice has had no problem gives a damn. That's what tackles against Eastern Michi- team will also be running ' 'We did't play as well as we did inding Lawrence Taylor. this issue is about. It's not gan. Even though the Falcon line about golf, so don't play the was more than 25 pounds lighter against Ohio University. last week against Toledo," head Open they did as the BG backs However, the perennial All- than West Virginia's offensive "In order for us to win this coach Roger Mazzarella said. started bursting through holes Pro linebacker of the New black man stupid." meet, Keith Madaras or "Fitness, the heat, and a little left open by the tiring Golden York Giants said Wednesday Taylor also took the oppor- line, BG held the Mountaineers to tunity Wednesday to criticize only 85 yards rushing on 23 tries Todd Black will have to fin- nervousness over the caliber of Hawk defense. Team scoring the prejudice he's faced is a in the first half, an average of 3.7 ish infront of Dan Dunlap our opponent all took its toll. We leader Brett Huff a was the recip- minor symptom of a serious the media for its handling of and Ken Kramer of Ohio still had enough people plugging ient of the last pass on two of problem of racial discrimi- his past drug problems. yards per carry. In 1986, Taylor checked into And when the line doesn't get University," head coach Sid away at the end to secure the vic- those bursts and waltzed into the nation that's nearing a crisis the runner, the linebackers are. Sink said. "Even if Dunlap tory." end zone for two tries that cut the in the New York area. a treatment center for drug or Kramer wins it, if we can Laurier lead to 10-8 at half-time. "I'm just a realist and I see rehabilitation. In 1988, he was Mike Calcagno leads the Falcons have Madaras and Black what's going on around suspended for the first four with 28 tackles in two games fol- come in right after one of Even so, the Falcon ruggers BG wing Dave Doren put the here," Taylor said. "New games of the season for sub- lowed by counterparts Kevin O'- them followed by a strong nearly lost the game on the very Falcons on top briefly with a try York, this area, is a time stance abuse. Under the Brien with 18, Artie Mangham Sack of our other runners, first play of the match. A botched to open the second half scoring, bomb and it's going to ex- NFL's rules, a third problem with 17 and Vince Palko with 16. len we'll be in position to Slay up the weak side that should 12-10, but Gordon Young's drop plode soon because too many could result in a lifetime sus- Strong safety Dave Bielinski still win the meet. ave led to a BG score, instead kick field goal made it 13-12 in Eeople are getting hurt out pension, a penalty that can be recorded 12 tackles, an intercep- "I'm confident going into led to a try by the Godlen Hawks' favor of Laurier. With the game ere. Too many people are appealed after one year. tion and a fumble recovery this meet and I'm really in- Gareth James and a quick 6-0 in its waning seconds, Slagle tried getting destroyed out here Taylor said the media against the Mountaineers to earn terested to see where our lead. The match had the makings another weak side move only to and nobody gives a damn." never misses an opportunity Mid American Conference De- runners are at this point in of a rout when WLU's Gordon be buries on the one yard line. All- Taylor, widely regarded as to label him as a two-time fensive Player of the Week hon- the season." Young burst through a huge hole American Wes harmon picked up the NFL's best defensive drug offender. ors. Free safety Terry Wilson has to cross the goal line and put the the loose ball and plunged over player in the 1980s, rarely has "Every time there is a sto- 18 tackles on the season to lead the goal line to give BG a 16-13 discussed social issues in his ry about L.T., regardless of the defensive backfield. On the victory. 10-plus seasons with the what it is, it always has 'L.T., offensive side of the ball. BG has Giants. a two-time drug offender,'" become less predictable and In the second match it was all But in an interview in this Taylor said. Of course, more consistant than past teams. KA Id PfeOD TO ANNOUNCE BG as Laurier never mounted week's Sports Illustrated, everybody knows that. When its third-and-Perrysburg, any serious assault on the Fal- Taylor said he has been the "What are you, afraid the Falcons no longer run a draw [CHRIST! U A WISE con's goal line. Bowling Green victim of prejudice because somebody is going to pick up play into the arms of the waiting backs Brian Williams, Jim Oster, several New Jersey golf and the paper for the first time defense. VP OF PUBLIC RELATIONS Scott Sutorius, and Scott Woo- country clubs have denied and not see it?" Taylor said, BG now has a legitimate two- druff all scored individual tries as him membership, though he addressing the media. "So prong attack, LeRoy Smith's legs the Falcons beat the Golden has been allowed to occasion- why does it have to be in < and Erik White's arm, which the Hawks 16-0. ally play on their courses. every story? It's something team uses with equal frequency. Taylor, an avid golfer who that happened three or four Smith opened the season with Tomorrow, the Falcons, now years ago. 155 yards rushing, and followed belongs to other clubs around with a 68 yard performance 3-0-1, will host the University of the country, told reporters on against WVU. His 223 rushing Dayton in a three game set start- Wednesday it was wrong to "It's something like that yards puts him on pace to become t^ ing at 1:00 pm at the College Park think he was merely upset every day," Taylor added. the eighth BG running back to run Rugby Field. The match will be Discover Kinko's. about the prejudice he en- "But you feel it's so impor- for 1,000 yards in a season. BG's first Ohio Collegiate Con- countered at some clubs in tant because that's the way to White has completed 26-of-48 ference game of the season. New Jersey. keep a black man down." passes for 290 yards, and has yet You get more than to throw an interception this season. Receiver Mark Szlaschic I has caught eight passes, two for just great copies. touchdowns; tight end Brett Landman ranks second on the If you're looking for one convenient place to serve team with seven catches. your business copy and communication needs, Yet with all these positives be- discover Kinko's. You'll find everything performed, I remain skepti- you need to keep you looking Two games don't make a great, including: season, so I'll hold off the praise until I see a bigger number in the S Quality black & white copies win column than the loss column.
wmm warn mm—mmm mmmmmm FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 1991 Tfcenaifm*' PAGE ELEVEN Penguins coach Zane Smith can't fighting tumor New attorneys lose to Cardinals NL East lead to lOMi games, theii by Alan Robinson helping Nelson by R.B. Fallstrom AP sporls wriler largest since 1972, when they won AP sporls wriler the division by 11 games. But Leyland doesn't sense his team is The fire of coaching by Terry Langford the case. The hearing was ST. LOUIS - All of a sudden, falling into a comfort zone. PITTSBURGH - Pittsburgh AP sporls wriler scheduled to continue today. Zane Smith is unbeatable against "I'm comfortable because I've Penguins coach Bob Johnson will still burns inside me. the St. Louis Cardinals. got a good team," Leyland said. return to his Colorado home this I will be back. When I Nelson contends Navrati- "In years past I haven't done "But I'm not comfortable about weekend to begin radiation FORT WORTH, Texas - lova reneged on the 1986 too well against them, but I'll the race. We've got a lot of things treatments on his remaining return it will be my Martina Navratilova's form- agreement, drafted by a par- take what I can get," Smith said to do yet and there are a lot of brain tumor, but he said Thurs- greatest day in er companion has more legal alegal. In it. Nelson was to get Wednesday night after pitching a games to be played." day he will coach again — soon. help, but she and the nine- half of the estimated $5 mil- six-hitter and getting a run-scor- Orlando Merced homered and coaching. lion to $9 million earned dur- ing single in the Pittsburgh Pi- drove in two runs for the Pirates, In his first public statement ing their seven-year re- rates' 3-1 victory. who have the best road record in since becoming seriously ill Aug. time Wimbledon champion lationship. Smith is 2-0 with a 1.07 ERA in the major leagues at 42-29, includ- 29, Johnson said, "The fire of —Bob Johnson, still haven't come to terms on four starts against St. Louis, in- ing victories in five of their last coaching still burns inside of me. a settlement of Judy Nelson's The former State Bar of cluding a one-hitter May 29 at six road games. The Cardinal.'-. I will be back. When I return, it Penguins head coach palimony suit. Texas general counsel, called Busch Stadium. On Aug. 2, he second in the NL East, have lost will be my greatest day in coach- to the stand by McCurley, threw six perfect innings at St. seven of eight and have scored ing" Navratilova's attorneys are said Wednesday that Loftin Ixniis. For his career, though, only 10 runs in their last six seeking to have Nelson's lead should be disqualified. he's only 6-8 against the Car- games. He issued the statement less attorney, Jerry Loftin, dis- dinals. "We don't feel the magic like than 24 hours after undergoing a Patrick said Thursday that has qualified, saying he unjustly "There is an obligation for we felt earlier this year," leadoff procedure on his second brain not changed. Mr. Loftin to properly super- All of the hits off Smith (14-10) gained financial data pertin- were singles and he needed only hitter Rex Hudler said. "I don't tumor. The tumors, believed to be vise a paralegal," Steve 100 pitches to record his fifth know what the problem is. Maybe malignant, were discovered last However, Johnson is talking ent to the case. Loftin repre- Peterson testified. "A lawyer sented Navratilova in pre- complete game. The Cardinals' we're trying to hard. I know I month after he developed stroke- better, is walking with a cane and should not be a witness, an only run came in the ninth and have been, and that doesn't like symptoms while coaching has more movement on his still vious matters. advocate in a case." was unearned. help." Team USA in the Canada Cup partially paralyzed left side, "Zane is good for a manager to Smith struck out three and tournament. Patrick said. Amid Wednesday's wra- Peterson said Loftin should watch," Pirates manager Jim walked none. He's walked only ngling over Loftin's status, also be disqualified because Leyland said. "He gets a lot of four in 65 innings over his last Johnson's illness prompted "He's doing as well as can be Navratilova and Nelson tried he is fighting a former client quick outs and the games are nine games, and entered the emergency surgery Aug. 30 to expected," Patrick told a news unsuccessfully for a second and improperly supervised never long. You're not holding game leading the league with an remove one tumor. conference. "He's not in a great day to reach an out-of-court an employee. your breath with him out there." average of 1.2 walks per nine in- situation to be in, but we hope he settlement. Nelson, with her The victory raised the Pirates' nings. On Wednesday the 60-year-old can return to living a normal life. new attorney, Larry Bracken "What we have is a lawyer underwent a radiosurgery treat- ... Bob Johnson's our coach and of Fort Worth, met again with hiding behind his paralegal," ment in which a machine called we hope he will be back Oct. 6" Navratilova and her attor- he said. the gamma knife fires 201 beams for the Penguins' home opener. neys behind closed doors. of highly concentrated cobalt Nelson, 45, and Navrati- through a metal cap into the Asked if doctors have said Talks broke off by early lova, 34, ended their re- skull. whether the tumors are malig- evening and both sides an- lationship in February. The nant, Patrick hesitated for nounced they had agreed not player notified Nelson's at- About 600 procedures have several seconds, then said, "Not to discuss the progress of torney in April through a let- been performed since the gamma publicly.no." their conversations. ter from McCurley that the knife treatment was "developed relationship was officially se- about 20 years ago in Sweden. No Johnson is expected to fly to his The latest flurry of talks vered. survival rates were available. Colorado Springs home on Friday came at the end of the third and will immediately begin daily day of a pre-trial hearing to The couple lived in Fort Team officials have said John- radiation treatments. His condi- determine whether Loftin Worth from 1984-89, then son's prognosis is not good, and tion will be re-evaluated when the should be disqualified from moved to Aspen, Colo. Penguins general manager Craig therapy is finished. Pack of Lies, k FOOTBALL : Continued from page ten. ■From my view in the press- box, poor attendance is all rela- tive. Two weeks ago, Bowling Green C:d in front of 8,826 people at Perry Field. Last week, the Falcons played in front of 32,597 fans in West Vir- ginia, almost four times the num- ber that watched their home opener. KKr•ZBT But 32,597 people is the smallest crowd in the history of the 63,500 seat capacity Mountaineer Field. "We told our guys, the people who'll be here today will be the one's who really like us," WVU Don Nehlan said. "The one's who aren't here are probably the one's who jumped on the bandwagon. Thirty-two thousand people at some places is a pretty good crowd. They're a little spoiled here." The fans certainly aren't riled in Northwest Ohio, look at record. There's no bandwag- on here either. The bottom line: put an excit- ing, ever winning product on the field, and the folks will come. Poor attendance is all relative — relative to wins and losses. 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2 Friday. Sntemtor 11. usi RMMSKR So many problems, no J.D. Slushees eeper The waller was pallid, obese, pist or the Bursar, but because I where everybody thinks like me noticed that some things piss me 2>. clad In skin-tight leather. am a college student and the and where adjective-spewing off. I'm not really a plssy person "What kind of potatoes do you quest for knowledge just happens editors lay out my stories the way (at least I'd like to think that), but have?"I asked. to be THE forbidden fruit respon- I think they ought to be laid out. some things really do give me a He threw his head back and sible for the fall of man from That Is, of course, If I can manage rash. My recurring dreams being bellowed poetically."We must to afford the new, Improved, Interrupted does not really Irk me whip the potatoes' eyes/And double-whammy tuition Increase (although I assume that most serve them up mashed, or french- that Paul Olscamp wants me to twentylsh American males would frled." Match believe has nothing to do with kill for a chance to eat at Morr- "Uh, okay. I Guess I'll have the the University's brand-spanklng- ison's Family Restaurant). Freaks Stleve peyote platter with a side order new Fine Arts addition and Re- leaning on makeshift wooden of horse fries." Me If publicans want me to believe has crosses telling me that I'm going "Anything to drink?" nothing to do with Georges Bush to Hell don't piss me off as much "How about a small Jack Dan- and Volnovlch cutting govern- as they make me laugh and shake ^_J\nowiton lei's Slushee?" ment spending on education. my head at their stupidity. "Break on through, brother." You Can... If you have been sleeping If I'm at the Student Union To the editor. BOOM!!! My recurring Morr- under a rock, you may not have waiting for a hamburger and ten To me. there are few ison's Family Restaurant night- By Scott DeKatciTfc noticed that, In spite of lacking or more people behind me get sights more beautiful than a mare was Interrupted once again capital adequate to the molding their Terlyakl chicken. Phllly field of corn stretching out by my roommate slamming shut God's heavenly legion. of some 18,000 sharp, young beefs and chicken fajltas before for acres. It always makes the door (no pun Intended — real- KNOWLEDGE BAD. minds, the University apparently my burger Is even on the grill, I me feel real good right ly) to my room. Drat! No peyote IGNORANCE GOOD. has enough money to afford a may get pissed off. down in the spot where platter, no J.D. Slushee, not even KNOWLEDGE EQUALS ETER- gargantuan new building, new University Bookstore cashiers feeling good feels best. a pleasant conversation with the NAL HELLFIRE aerobics equipment for the Rec who spend an hour on one cus- Yours truly. proprietor. Oh well. UGH. THE HIGH PRICE OF Center, renovations of Hayes tomer because they do not know Steve Knowlton 1 washed up, grabbed some HIGHER EDUCATION. Hall, cop bikes, new washing what to do when someone writes books and headed for my first Every time that I become dis- machines and dryers for resi- a check piss me off. class. On the way — and this couraged at the long-winded. dence halls AND a HUGE, ten mil- It'll really piss me off when In- really brightened my day — I flamlng-ass evangelist In all of us. lion dollar sports fleldhouse. sider readers get the Impression was reminded by a short, stocky I remind myself that In a couple AT LEAST THE MONEY THEY that I'm a negative, plssy person. man (who kind of resembled my years I" be far away from here. GET FROM RECYCLING THOSE Scott DeKatch Is a negative, eighth grade phys-ed teacher) I'll be on my own in some remote CANS GETS PUT TO GOOD USE plssy creative writing major from that I was going to Hell. Not be- corner of the world where no- If you have also been LIVING Youngstown, Ohio, but don't tell cause I am a liar, murderer, ra- body Interrupts my dreams, under a rock, you may not have him that. from inside THE INSIDER
In sleazy bars across the coun- try, America Is singing. Through the magic of Karaoke (pro- nounced carry-okle). tuneless wonders nationwide are belting out the classics in ways few thought possible. Tim Funk and Kditor: Frank Fxpoxito Morrella Raleigh name that tune \—•i-iuiic Editor: Wendy M. King on page 5. Staff Photographer: Jeff Radcliffe But that's not all you get... Art Director: Molly XiikraJM'k Get turned on to the Twlst-Offs. a mondo-rock posse from Kent, Fiction Kditor: Jennifer Sader with Frank Esposlto on page 3. Production SupprviNont: Rill Burgetui Wendy King rocks Amadeus with a look at a pair of Mozart concerts Brian Green on page 4. Production \-.i»(niu-: Stephen Bernstein We twisted Dan Nallen's arm Tina INoaker until he went to Good Tymes to Laurel Pajer do a feature on their mind expanding wall art. It's on page Pravin Rodriguex 7. Karen Koster gets two scoops Advertiiting Manager: Jan Stublw of sports with BG athlete su- preme Joe Moore on page 4. Uiisinc-. Manager: Barb Miller And If you want to live dan- Advisor: Robert Hoi id gerously, Jump Into page 2 for Scott DeKatch's FIRST EVER, LIVE, UNCENSORED COLUMN! The Insider magazine is published every Friday during the Wise men fear little, but the academic year by me Board of Student Publications of thought of Scott (of "Scott & Dean Bowling Green State University. Insider" fame) running un- Opinions expressed by columnists do not necessarily reflect checked would send chills down the opinions of The Insider magazine. Socrates' spine. The Insider magazine and Bowling Green State University are equal opportunity employers and do not discriminate in Getting deeper and deeper Into hiring practices. the gutters of your lives. We're the Insider. Copyright 1991, The BG News The Editors. . —■— TIM Hitmen Friday. September 13.1911 3 WITH A TWIST Kent's Twist-Offs hit Easystreet few times. Alternative Music by Frank Esposlto Journal even went so far as to In- clude them on their 1990 list of North American ska bands But the Twist-Offs' sound Is a What we say when we say lot more than some simple ethnic worldbeat: novelty. It's like the Violent Three spastic guys with horns. Femmes with a killer horn sec- Worldbeat? tion, the Talking Heads as steel- A pair of guitarists (Including workers, Sly * The Family Stone one who sings) twirling out the as guest stars on Beverly Hills kind of guitar melodies college 90210. Words, words. I need radio Is made of. Worldbeat? more words for these guys. It's so A hyperklnetlc rhythm section much more than worldbeat. that sweats buckets In an effort to Before I rave some more, let's make sure the three spastic guys check out some facts. with horns and the pair of guita- The Twist-Offs pulled a big rists are In the same song. musical coup this past summer Worldbeat? by getting Into heavy rotation on Groovy songs about winning & WMMS 100.7. Cleveland's pre- losing with lyrics like "Another mier rock station. The song that tune comes on/He says 'Dang! broke them big was "Win Or It's EIvls!'/Jumps up like a hot Lose." a tune Included on Buz- dog/ And starts shaking his pel- zard Tracks, a compilation of vis/Around" and "Tell me was I Northeast Ohio bands released THESE GUYS ARE NUTS: Meet the Twtst-OfTs - (L-R) Brian Fricky. Kevin Zellna. Erik wrong to hurt myself/Just to be by WMMS "Win or Lose" was the Walter, Patrick Drouln. Louis CIITels. Allen Mothersbaugh and Mike Faslg. with you a while?" Worldbeat? only track to eventually Infiltrate OK, It's obvious that "world- the station's regular playllst. This he's made to Brazil. He openly project should be available to the Walter Is trying to keep things beat" Is a loose concept at best, feat allowed the band to be wonders why more bands don't public In time for Christmas. In perspective as the Twist-Offs' especially when applied to a sandwiched between the Black use horns. As the band drew bigger and sound spreads beyond the Buck- band as diverse and talented as Crowe- and EMF during rush "(Horns) are more enjoyable." bigger crowds over the summer, eye State. When asked when he'll the Twl«t-Offs, a seven-piece mu- hour on the North Coast. Such Is he said. "They're great fun to Walter continued to be amazed at know when the Twist-Offs have sic machine from Kent who'll be the birth of legends. play with." the diversity of the crowds they "made It" (In other words, when shakln' Easystreet Cafe tonight In a recent phone Interview, An East Coast tour Is In the drew. The numerous outdoor fes- they can quit their day Jobs), he and tomorrow night. vocalist/guitarist Erik Walter dis- works as well as an appearance tivals they played provided the thought for a minute, then In the three years that the cussed the band's radio break- at the prestigious Atlanta New biggest kicks. laughed. Twist-Offs - Erik Walter (guitars, through and other events sur- South Music Showcase In Oc- "We'd look out and see little vocs). Louis Glffels (drums), Ke- rounding the band's rise to pro- tober. The band Is In the process kids, old ladles dancing. It was a "I guess that'll be when my tax vin Zellna (bass). Patrick Drouln minence. of recording their debut release at lot different crowd than what return says 'Twist-Offs.' " he (guitar), Allen Mothersbaugh "It was thrilling, personally, to Kent's Electro-Sound Studios. The you'd see at a dub," Walter said. said. (trombone), Brian Frlcky (trum- hear ('Win or Lose') on the radio," pet/ flugelhorn), and Mike Faslg Walter said. "It's like Wow - It's AfA AfA ATA ATA ATA ATA ATA ATA ATA ATA AI'A ATA AI A (saxophone) - have been spread- me!' Then you realize that ing their particular brand of 40,000 other people are hearing horn-heavy dance-rock through- It." out Northeast Ohio, they've been Walter credits the band's Inter- -/tlpha (jumnia Ujelta C onijratutatt i described as "worldbeat" quite a national sound with a few trips (L 1991 Pledge CLs Officficeri
President Shelly Carruthers Maw Vice President Renee Foresman Recording Secretary Jodi Earl IS ACCEPTING Corresponding Secretary Lynn McKeon Treasurer Kristie Rapczak SUBMISSIONS OF Social Elaine Hrivnak NMPC Rep .... Mandy Wernert SHORT FICTION AND Ritual Denise Falzone Publicity Shana Keller POETRY TO BE Scrapbook Michelle Pular Paddle Tracy Cray FEATURED IN THE Sunshine Laura Lucas Alumni Kristi Whitehouse FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER Alcohol Awareness Angie Smith 27th ISSUE Submit to 210 West Hall VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV 4 Friday. Saplembar 13.1991 The INSIDER Man for all seasons Joe Moore exchanges slam dunks for first downs
"Competition Is in my blood." by Karen Koster " I'm not the "The most Important option to contributing writer Joe, his mom and to me," Larran- kind of person aga said, "was for him to get his who can sit education. And the best way was It's that time of year again for to do It by scholarship. University athlete Joe Moore. around. "The thing that made Joe Long practices. Intense condition- Moore very special In basketball ing, learning new plays, the roar Competition is in was that he was able to complete of the crowd at tip off., .or Is It my blood " some very special plays and KICK OFF? coach Blackney may need him Yup, you guessed It sports -Joe Moore for special plays on the football fans, BG Basketball-Elite Joe field," Larranaga added. Moore has hung up his high tops possibility of Moore, a senior So how does Blackney feel and has strapped on his cleats. Criminal Justice major, playing about having a former basketball The former small forward of the football before the end of the player among his ranks on the basketball team has geared up for 1990-91 basketball season. Uni- football team? a season as wide receiver for the versity athletic director Jack Gre- "I think It's great," Blackney Falcon football team. gory told Blackney that Moore Is said. "He's an outstanding ath- University policy regulates that a "great athlete" and that he may lete, he's got great character and an athlete can play four years of be a hit on the football field. Is a great citizen." a single sport, but can play five in Larranaga, Blackney and Blackney added that Moore's terms of a college career. Moore's Moore then discussed the possi- outstanding Jumping ability and eligibility Is therefore up for bas- bility of his playing football. speed will be an asset to the ketball but he has this, his fifth After talking It over with his team. year at the University, to play mother, Moore decided to take Moore said the hardest thing football. the offer and accepted a schol- about switching from basketball Head basketball coach Jim Lar- arship to play Falcon football. to football was that It Is all new. ranaga and head football coach "I'm not the kind of person At All Hollows high school In the Gary Blackney discussed the who can sit around," Moore said. Bronx, he never played football. InMdM/Jen Rodclllfe I Sec Moore, page 8 TOOISOFTHE TRADE: Joe Uoon does It all A BIG YEAR FOR AAAADEUS Mozart celebration continues zart's legendary status Justified a Vernon Wolcott, professor of mu- by Wendy M. King celebration of this size. sical art, at 8 p.m., Sunday, assistant editor "Mozart had a strong Influence Sept. 15, at the First Presbyterian on other composers of his time," Church of Bowling Green, 126S. Porter said. Church St. This performance will As the school year begins in a Performers in the series have Include Mozart's "Three Pieces rush, the College of Musical Arts' been faculty members, students, for an Organ In a Clock," as well "Mozart and the Age of Enlight- and such guest performers as as "Eleven Chorale Preludes," by enment" series ends with a bang. Malcolm Bllson, Internationally Johannes Brahms. The series, which began in acclaimed performer and director "The (Mozart) pieces were writ- January, will run until December, of concerts at Merkln Hall In New ten for clock organs," Wolcott ex- and will Include over 100 per- York City, who performed this plained. "There are large clocks formances by Its conclusion. past spring. with organs In them in Vienna, According to Marty Porter, di- Major performances scheduled and on the hour, they play parts rector of the concert office, Mo- this fall Include church organist and whole compositions." The husband and wife team of Jerome Rose, pianist and artlst- in-resldence at the University, 1 ^4iw4Bl ■ ■w'^LrJ and Maria Rose, forteplanlst. will perform "Homage a Mozart" at 8 p.m., Wednesday Sept. 18, in Kobacker Hall In the Moore Musi- cal Arts Center. The perform- WWwm VATA If 1 ance, which Is part of the Faculty Artist Series, will feature works by artists influenced by Mozart, Including Robert Schumann and Franz Liszt The Roses will be repeating ■M■ WiimPsi their program at the Smithsonian Institution in the future. FRI SEPT 13 - ONE NIGHT ONLY!
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„ S \ MAKE ME A STAR! \ v V v By Tim Funk KARAOKE GIVES EVERONE THE SOUND OF Photos by Jeff Radcliffe MUSIC
In the course of my run-ins every conceivable drlnkery in TV, a video with all the charm of with European tourists, I often the city limits. a K-tel commercial accompanied heard the praises of this mystery Perhaps Karaoke was an Infec- the song. The lyrics of the song fad sweeping the pubs of Britain tion, I thought; it certainly trav- appeared at the bottom of the and Ireland called "Karaoke". eled with an epidemic signature. screen, highlighted on cue with Yes. I too responded "What the Karaoke night at the pub seemed the song, just like the "Yes, We hell Is Karaoke?" The name had to sell drinks like cough tonic at Have No Bananas" ditty you used the ring of some terminal respira- the turn of the century. to sing along with In cartoons as a tory Infection or an angry pagan What I met at the pub that kid. god. evening was a monolithic device Karaoke turned out to be a lit- on the bar stage. A pair of micro- "Crude, but effective." I eral pop culture machine, which phones on stage had a single mused. I believe I sang like gradually worked Its way ou- televlson situated in front of Robert Goulet on heavy medica- twards from Its Japanese origin them. This device was fabled to tion. and now claims top billing, some- turn the regulars Into singing times several nights a week, at sensations. The first step In pass- To my embarrassment, the taverns and other watering holes ing the rite of Karaoke was to Karaoke machine recorded my In major American cities. choose a favorite song from a performance on cassette. The TV has even felt Karaoke's In- book of roughly 600 numbers of emcee handed me the tape with a fluence, as the fad appeared In any taste or occasion. My per- hint of a chuckle. I brought the episodes of Cheers and Saturday sonal favorite was "Hack the cassette to Bowling Green and Night Live. Knife," a morbid yet catchy tune. played It under threats of bodily The Karaoke concept had not I handed the slip with my song harm at parties. Everyone was entirely sunk In for me until an selection to the Karaoke master genuinely amused, but I have Irish pub In Cleveland hosted one of ceremonies, following a since hidden the tape In a safe of Karaoke's fi. A area appearan- seasoned amount of Irish stout, place. ces. My traveling Irish chums In- hoping everyone off-stage would vited me along to cure my curio- just appear as an unlntlmldatlng How or why — perhaps for the sity. In the weeks to fol- blur. promise of a free drink — I con- Iow."Karaoke Night" was embla- Soon I approached the mike. tinued to attend Karaoke nights zoned In the windows of nearly The song began to play. On the remains a mystery. Nevertheless. I became a Karaoke local of sub- legendary status with a modest KARAOKE FUN FACTS! By Mofrelta Roeigh library of now standard numbers on tapes which are also safely The latest In Japanese ex- It might seem a bit of a fi- hidden. ports has become America's nancial risk, but bars from hottest new entertainment New York to Cleveland, and Frlghtenlngly, I found Karaoke excitement for anyone who yes, even Bowling Green to be a social phenomena, If not has ever shown any exhibi- are taking the plunge. And disease. Everyone was addicted tionist tendencies. it's paying off. to the limelight. The countless Karaoke, literally "empty Joseph's By the Bay. a songs united the bar audience orchestra." Is an all audi- Cleveland club, has spon- like cultural glue. ence participation singing sored successful Karaoke performance that made its shows every Wednesday way to these shores to en- and Saturday since May. Some were even brave enough tertain visiting Japanese according to owner Bob to play "Russian Karaoke", businessmen. From sleazy DISanto. where the emcee offers a free lounge acts to the best In DlSanto said participants shot to anyone brave enough to sexy sing-and-dance num- are just as often good sing- sing a secret song chosen by the bers. Karaoke has some- ers as bad and It sometimes Karaoke host. Imagine the thing for everyone. takes several visits before laughter as some pinnacle of In Karaoke, audience people will get up the manhood in a powerllfter t-shlrt members take the stage. In nerve. volunteered to sing "I Am Wom- front of peers and critics Still, people do It. And an" or "Good Ship Lollipop". alike, to play out their they enjoy It. A lot. "rock- n-roll fantasy." The "It's an opportunity for Like most small towns. Bowl- Instrumental music from people to have their 15 ing Green was the proverbial favorite tunes Is played minutes of fame," DISanto "last to know" as Karaoke's from a laser disc, which si- said. Grand Opening bug only recently multaneously projects Some of the more popular began to Infect our local bars. "generic" videos complete songs to perform are "Day- with the song lyrics (Just In O (The Banana Boat Song)" case you're hit by stage and "You've Lost that Lov- So I took It upon myself and fright). Karaoke singers ing Feeling," but there is The Insider to become the travel- walking the line between always a variety, DISanto ing Karaoke minstrel In BG, visit- goat and hero, star and stiff. said. ing Mark's Pizza Pub and Pho- The equipment necessary Locally, Frank Sinatra tograph's Bar for their now regu- for this crowd-pleaser la and Cyndl Lauper wanna- lar Wednesday night festivities. both high-tech and costly. be's can head out on a For a mere $7500, you too Wednesday to Photographs at 10 p.m. or Mark's Pizza At the risk of transcending my can have four laser discs, a player and receiver, two Pub at 9 p.m. already embarraslng Identity Fortune Is usually left be- ,,,, Y speakers and the all-too- ^»«'"" "" Important microphones hind, but fame Is sure to F„„k hard «<"' Tim (with stands). come. ■ Sec Karaoke, page 8 i .V... .^ .' . \ '.'..'. • Friday. September 13. 1991 TIM INSIDER She's got the FUNKY SMILE
Apollo Smile cuts such as "I Want You To Love Apollo Smile Me. Friends," and the debut Geffen single "Dune Buggy" establish Armed with with a self- Apollo Smile, the singer and the confessed addiction to both Pub- album, as firm contenders for lic Enemy and the Mamas & the pop rookie of the year honors. Papas. Apollo Smile comes flying - Frank Esposlto out of New York like a bird of Marley Marl featuring Master paradise with an attitude. Ace, Cralg G, Big Daddy Kane. "Thunderbox." the first cut on Kool G Rap, and Little Daddy her mondo-eclectlc debut. Is a Shane damn-near perfect marriage of "The Symphony Part II" REVIEW Madonna and Ministry. Apollo's (single) lusty "1 wanna watch you burn" Cold Chlllin VWarner Brothers about it because "The Symphony ROLLING THUNDERBOX: Apollo Smile chaotically leads Into the funky Remember back about 1988 Part II" Is five times better. The hosannas of "This house Is on when you heard this new song standard by which the team rap than KRS-ONEs "HEAL fire!" It's primo ear candy for the with Master Ace, Cralg C, Kool G concept in which a group of all Project"). They play off of each Marl's new track Is a little slower children of the 90s, complete Rap. and Big Daddy Kane all star or at least relatively well-k- other like well-established and than the first "The Symphony" with psycho drum runs, roaring rhyming on a dope track pro- nown M.C.'sget together and experienced rap pros should. song, but that just means there's guitars, and something that duced by Marley Marl? Re- shoot the gift has been judged by They Intergrate their own Indi- more time to enjoy it this time sounds like a piece of sheet metal member how good that song has just moved up by a mile (yes vidual rap styles with a shared around. being torn In half. Other monster was ? Alright, now forget I'm sorry, but this Is way better rhyming technique. Marley - Art Is Moore —. Dr. Dave hits comeback trail and the return of the masses to by Dave iasklnd our fine city, this week seems an Incredible College oi Musical Knowledge appropriate time to salute come- backs- Freshman level-One point each ftgb MUCCS Welcome to week number two 1. When this woman hit the of this semester's Installment of Dr. DAVE'S Top 10 In 1985 with "Freeway of Bowling Green, Ohio "Dr. Dave's Incredible College of Love," It was her first Top 10 hit Musical Knowledge." Is It Just In 12 years. Who Is she? 1414 E. Wooster me, or doesn't It feel odd to be 2. When this man hit the charts back to the scholastic life? One MUSIC QUIZ with the Fat Boys on "The Twist" Cold Beer, Good Food, Fun People more week of BG should do the in 1988, It was his first Top 40 19 And Over Welcome trick. In the meantime, although since 1965. Who Is he? Hours: you may not believe me now, Sophomore level-Two points M-TH 4 00-2 30 Otter fever Is slowly sweeping 3 Roxette 4.Michael Bolton 5 Rod each I 2 00-2 30 across town. Trust me. (If you Stewart 6. Luther Vandross 7."I 3. In 1988, this band hit the SAI It 00-2 30 12 00-2 30 don't know what It Is. Just ask.) Like the Way (The Kissing Top 10. for the first rime since Well, since we had a few per- Game)" 8 Rhythm Syndicate 9.DJ 1979, with "The Flame". Who Happy Hour Drinks & Food Specials fect entries, we had a little ran- Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince are they? dom drawing here. And, the very 10 Crystal Waters 4. When this band hit the Top Thursday 4 Friday 25c Ho' Dogs first winner of the new semester 20 In 1987 with "Dude (Looks 50c Pizza Sices To enter this week's quiz, send 4-7 3 la Si 00 Tacos Is Marc McCullum, whose your name, address, phone num- Like a Lady). It was their first favorite BG restaurant is Plsanel- ber, answers, and best group to Top 40 hit In nine years. Who are Become a Mug Club Member and receive special lo's. Here are all the correct an- they? prices on Beer & Drinks in your personalized mug. see In concert to "Dr. Dave's swers to last week's "Summer of Quiz," c/o 214 West Hall or drop Junior level-Three points each 1991" quiz: It In the wooden box In 210 West 5. When this Oscar-winning I .Paula Abdul 2 Marian Carey Hall before 8 a.m., Wed., Sept. woman hit the Top 10 In 1988 18, 1991. with "I Found Someone." It was Due to the Inspirational play of her first hit In nine years. Who Is LI Horton Jimmy Connors In the U.S. Open ■ Sec Dive. pageS
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by Dan Nailen ' ngwfiler Horbaly's mural proudly displays Everybody who has been to a a clientele of couple of bars In their lifetime has undoubtedly met their fair puking Trekkies, share of unusual characters. For women, there was proba- pistol-packing bly some drooling biker dude who just would not leave them disco rejects... alone. For men, there's that asex- ual being over In a dark corner and Thumper, who always seems to be staring at them. These may seem like that cuddly critter pretty extreme characters, but \nudt/jmt1 Rode liffe ROUGH CROWD: Robert Horbaly with his cartoon children. there's a bar right here In Bowl- from Bambi. ing Green that proudly displays a clientele of puking Trekkles, pis- toons run from very famous cele- the picture. I just thought that the plans on keeping the painting on "I'm not really Into the artsy- tol-packing disco rejects, Gorbe- brities (an overweight Elvis, hat was something the character his walls as long as Good Tymes fartsy thing," Horbaly said. "I'm chev lookallkes promoting pot Conan the Barbarian giving the would wear. I wasn't promoting exists and the walls stay stand- specializing In graphic design, so legalization, and Thumper, that finger) to very recognizable Nazi-ism, give me a break!" ing. I want people to like my work." cuddly critter from Bambl. stereotypes (crew-cut Jockos og- So If you ever feel the desire to Before any of you become ling large-breasted women). Since Horbaly paints at night As for Horbaly.- he says that he hang out with women In shocked or dismayed that such when there are customers there, mainly wanted to paint some- g-strlngs. acid freaks, farting con- an establishment exists In your Horbaly says that his basic he often gets requests for his thing to make people look twice. struction workers, and flying li- community, rest assured, these inspiration comes from the num- mural, some of which do make It In the future he sees himself zards all at the same time, either are Just a few of the characters on ber of beers he's had before he up onto the wall. In the future. working In advertising, but ulti- seek professional help or check a mural currently being painted starts painting. He's not trying to Horbaly plans on adding the mately he'd like to have a comic out Robert Horbaly's ever- on the walls of Dick Thompson's make fun of anyone in particular Terminator, and possibly Robo- strip. growing mural today. Good Tymes Pub. 153 E. Woos- through his mural, nor Is he try- cop. ter. Last fall, Thompson had de- ing to glorify anyone. However, cided to brighten up the place misinterpretations of the mural "I basically let him paint somehow, and as luck would have led to controversy In the whatever he likes." Thompson have it, artist Robert Horbaly past. said. "I've gotten a great response walked In to apply for a bartend- from customers who enjoy the ing Job. "There Is this leather-clad biker painting." Horbaly, a senior Art major at character In the painting, and I the University, while unsuccess- had put this backward swastika- Thompson even plans on clear- ful In his quest to pour drinks, type thing on his hat." Horbaly ing more wall space so Horbaly did give Thompson some ideas said. "Someone called Dick and can continue the mural all the for t-shlrts that eventually said the painting was promoting way around the bar. Once all the evolved Into the characters now Nazi ideology and they would space has been filled, and the on display In his mural. The car- boycott the bar If I didn't change mural is through. Thompson
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