Volume 16, Number 16 the Cord Weekly Thursday, February 12, 1976 WLUSU rounding up the year's business by Jack Williams significantly change existing prac- The Board of Directors of tices. WLUSU met on Monday night to Position descriptions of the vari- discuss several items. ous WLSU student positions were Thefirstitem discussed discussed next. Many ofthem had was sev- approved eral policies covering the opera- been at the previous tions of meeting. One position description, the Turret. The Lounge that Policy Committee recommended of Treasurer, was amended to decrease the amount policies on Special ofHonouraria Admissions, paid $450 Admission Booking from to $350 effective Passes, the February 26. Mike Turret for special Strong, speak- events, services ing on behalf of the amendment and products offered, prices and ar- staff. gued that "the amount.of time needed to fulfill the job of Treas- urer not The Admission policy changes does exceed that of the existing policy on advance tickets. other officers who only get paid $350". The passed. Under the new ruling, only motion WLU Several position students may purchase advance descriptions for tickets the Board of Student Activities on Tuesday, the first day of were also considered. Oneof sales. U of W and must them, others wait marketing Services Coordinator, until Wednesday to purchase their caused acircular discussion. It was tickets; however, a WLU students argued that the position was un- may buy up to three non-WLU tic- necessary because each organiza- kets on Tuesday. tion in the BSA is capable of handl- ing own The Special Admission its advertising and that a Passes central position only create policy also changed existing prac- would more problems. It was decided that tices. The number of special ad- the position of mission passes Marketing Services For the most part the Directors are looking forward the doody pic which allow free Coordinator of the to end of a long year. admission for the card holder a BSA would be and terminated 26. - guesthave been cutfrom 18tofour. effective February These passes will now be issued The last meeting of the present only to the President, Vice- Board ofDirectors is scheduled for Student support Monday, February at6p.m. needed President, Secretary, Director of 23rd in the Library Boardroom. Judging Student and Band Co- by plication. Activities from the antics in A.R. Nusca Supporting Laurier's arguments persuasive but ordinator. meetings overthe looking past year, itpromises to be afitting Things are up at Radio position is Steve Moss, a member .. .impressive lists and persuasive days, quote The remaining policies did not climax to the year end. Laurier these or to the ofthe cable division of CRTC who arguments do not change govern- immortal words of Program Man- will be taking the case before the ment rulings. Numbers do. Pre- newly ager Steve Publicover, "There is a appointed chairman Harry sently,the onlyfaction not support- light in the tunnel (?)" Since Boyle, and his Executive Commit- ing the station's case is (no small Giesbrecht appointed January 13, 1976 Radio' Laurier's tee. IfMoss's efforts are successful wonder)the studentpopulation. So broadcasting has been limited to this could resultin a reversal of the we're going to give you another on-campus outlets, having been CRTC decision. Also voicing their second chance (this being the 'short-circuited' from the Grand support are local liberal MP Jim third). To date a grand total ofone River Cable System as a result ofa Breithaupt, a former WLU letter has been received and it was CRTC ruling. In compliance with graduate and member oftheLuthe- writtenby a studentfrom U. ofW, the new ruling Radio Laurier "has ran Seminary Board of Governors; Okay, okay maybe you didn't submitted an application for its University President Dr. Frank notice any of the previous articles, own FM air wave. Peters; representatives of the after all they appeared in a bad Throughout the past few weeks Grand River Cable System, as well spot.. .the front page. All of this the Cord has printed a number of as local radio stations. SAC Presi- notwithstanding, Station Manager updates requesting written support dent Blair Hansen (along with his Dave Gilchrist is willing to absolve from the student/faculty popula- legal stalwarts) continue their out- the guilty parties of the heinous tion as well as interested members standing efforts on behalf ofRadio crime in return for a signed, of the off-campus listening com- Laurier's cause. hand-written (scrawled, scratched munity, and to date quite an impre- or otherwise typed) letter of sup- ssive list backs Radio Laurier's ap- The lists are impressive and the port. COU opposes tuition hikes TORONTO (CUP)—In the wake cause some members found it tion costs for the Ontario Govern- of the government-sponsored "confusing". Some disagreed with ment. Increases in government McKeough-Henderson report' on the tuition hike recommendations, funding have consistently de- special programme spending cal- said Trent University President creased in the last three years. ling for a 65 percent tuitionhike. A Thomas Nind, who called the re- "Our conclusion is that the ar- special committee ofthe Council of port "cynical and unrealistic." gument that the benefit of univer- Ontario Universities (COU) has re- Ontario Federation of Students sity education is both private and commended "more modest" in- executive member, Murray Mis- public is valid. Equity in paying the creases up to 25 per cent. kin, said a 25 per cent hike would cost therefore calls for a sharing of But additional adjustments limit university accessibility to the costby the student and the pub- should be considered ifrequired to "those in the middle and upper in- lic", the Guindon report states. take account of rising costs, reads come brackets." Despite noting elsewhere that sev- the report of the special cpmmittee, Committee member and York eral western European countries chaired by University of Ottawa University President lan H. Mac- have either nominal tuition fees or Rector, Roger Guindon. Donald claimed the all-loan scheme none at all. The Guindon report follows the "does not necessarily imply any The Guindon committee, which McKeough-Henderson report en- additional hardship." also includes representatives from dorsing an all-loans no-grant stu- "It depends on the attitude of the universities of Toronto, West- people toward borrowing", he Miss Tamara Giesbrecht, the theaffairs of ourCompany which dent aid plan for Ontario and the ern, McMaster, Carleton and institution of a "special bursaries" rationalized. Laurentian, made headlines in the only woman chief financial of- is responsible to so many The report programme stu- also recommends student press last when ficer of a university in Canada, women as policyowners and be- for low-income to set March a dents. universities be allowed their draft of its report was leaked. has been elected to the Board of neficiaries," Mr. Suttie said. own tuition fees, currently regu- Directors of The Equitable Life Miss Giesbrecht, a Kitch- Currently the Ontario Student lated by government per capita The detailed draft voiced accep- Insurance Company of Canada. ener-Waterloo resident, began Awards Programme (OSAP) in- grants which pay a portion of the tance ofthegovernment's Mr. T.R. Suttie, President of her career as office manager and cludes a loan-grantration. The loan institution's cost of educating each measures and proposed tuition The Equitable Life, announced administrative assistant to the portion was raised to $1000 from student. Thecommittee argues that hikes, larger class sizes, reductions that the Board of Directors secretary-general of the $800 by the province's Ministry of government grants should not de- in faculty and faculty salaries, and elected Miss Giesbrecht to fill a Kitchener-Waterloo YMC. Colleges and Universities last crease but that a greater portion of the elimination of low-enrolment vacancy on the Board at the She joined the financial de- month. future cost increases be borne by courses. Company's annual meeting on partment of Wilfrid Laurier Uni- The Guindon Committee jus- students, and recommends the per The COU is an advisory body to Monday. versity, Waterloo, in 1960, was tifies its all-loan proposal by re- capita grants become independent the Ministry ofColleges and Uni- "Miss Giesbrecht is Vice- made business manager in 1961, commending a "contingency re- of fee income. versities, the Ontario Council on President and Controller of Wil- comptroller in 1964 and Vice- payment plan", by which students The report contrasts its tuition University Affairs (itself a body frid Laurier University and her President-Controller in 1967. whose income did not sufficiently hike proposal to the McKeough advising the Ministry onthe alloca- experience in this capacity will Miss Giesbrecht is a member rise after graduation would be for- report's alternate suggestion ofre- tion of university funds) and indi- be of great value in the delibera- of the Council ofOntario Finance given their loans. ducing university staffby 2,700 and vidual institutions. Among its tions of the Board. It isan added Officers and a former member of However, the COU sent the increasing the student/faculty ra- members are the presidents of advantage that she will bring a the Ontario Council on Univer- Guindon report back to the com- tion to 16:1 from 13:1, as a method Ontario's 15 publicly-funded uni- woman's voice to discussions of sity Affairs. mittee forfurther consideration be- ofreducing post secondary educa- versities. Thursday, February 12, 1976 2 The Cord Weekly

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This week's question To Be... by Claudia Staines Student pics by part

Friday, Feb. 13 in 1967 as TD's contribution to There are small battles being fought in the hierarchy lately, tenants —Chinese Students get together Canada's Centennial, the col- over the lack of different name brands ofbeer available in the party: at 7:30 p.m. in the Mez- lection has developed to where Turret, and when they are made available to the drinking pub- zanine Hall. Dress is informal now (CPS-CUP)—Just sign it is considered among the lic. Do you think it matters? DENVER (slacks are recommended for finest of its kind. The display here on the dotted line, the man girls), free door prizes, free ad- will be shown until the end of with the key says. He points to the mission, free refreshments dorm are March. RICK GOEBEL contract. We'll take care of highlights of the evening. everything. Second year Psych The unwitting student, who has Monday Feb. 23 (a beer drinker) nochoice but to sign, rarely~studies Saturday Feb. 14 —There will be a free introduc- As long as there is ale and lager, tory the contract to see what he's get- —Elora Heritage Festival: All lecture on the Transcen- who cares? I personally would like ting from the University in return day winter fun festival (ac- dental Meditation Program to see draft in the Turret. for his rent. At most places, the tivities Free); 10:00-midnight. starting at 8:00 p.m. in Room university is a more tempermental Buses are leaving from W.L.U. 2C7 of the Arts Building. landlord than the stereo-typical at the southwest corner ofKing student-cheating landlord, and is St. at University Aye. They will Tuesday Feb. 24 less bound by local tenant-landlord leave forEloraat9:3op.m., 1:00 —Through a special arrange- law. ' p.m. and 5:30 p.m. and will be ment with John Coutts Library In most cities,landlords and ten- returning at 1:45p.m., 6:15 p.m. Services, Niagara Falls, the ants must give each other written and 11:15p.m. Prices, including Library acquired over 100 car- notice by a specified time before the return trips are adults $2.00, tons of books last summer. and These have been checked evicting or moving. In many dorm Students $1.50 children GLEN WEAVER contracts, university $.75. against our holdings and some the reserves year Arts > the right evict the 2200 volumes added to thelocal Second to move or stu- —Apart travelling (A beer drinker) dents at any time for almost any ofthe exhibi- collection and approximately tion of the Eskimo It doesn'treally matter. Nova Sco- reason. Art Collec- 600 to the extension collection. tion the tian beer is the best; all Ontario Many of Toronto-Dominion The remainder, over 2600, will dorm contracts absolve Bank will be displayed beer is really bad. university any on the be offeredfor sale inthe Library the from responsibil- main Wilfrid ity to belongings if a floor ofthe Laurier foyerfrom 10:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m. student's fire University library. or flood results from poor mainte- Originating Cash only—no cheques. nance of the building. So if a stu- dent loses his prized stereo to an electrical fire, he better hope his parent's insurance will cover it. When the chair in the entryway of an apartment building is found JPREGNANT^| ripped apart, the landlord doesn't YOUR REPRODUCTIVE LIFE bill his tenants for the damage. ANN LAWRENCE Many universities, however, re- IS YOUR DECISION Second year Psych serve theright to assess damages to (a beer drinker) public areas to all of the students FREE COUNSELLING Ithink they should sell more kinds, who live in the area even if (NO EFFECT ON LOW MEDICAL FEE) different kinds of beer. I like everyone was at the bar when it foreign beerand thinkthey'd make happened. FREE PREGNANCY TESTS a killing if they stocked Heineken. Most landlords do not have the 3 HOUR CLINIC STAY With the number ofkids whogo to right to enter a tenant's apartment the pubs, they shouldn't worry without notice except for emergen- CALL (313) 884-4000 about not making money stocking cies. Many universities reserve the more varieties of beer. right to enter a student's room for DETROIT ABORTIONS any purpose without giving notice. Members of Abortion Coalition Michigan All of these stipulations were of written into the housing contract at KELTNER A VICTOR the State University of New York self-regulating group of abortion centres dedicated to I Soc. and Anthro (SUNY) atBuffalo. Inaddition, the I the practice of sound care in the field of abortions. (a now non-drinker) SUNY contract allowed housing Thinking back to my temporary es- officials to bill for damages that capes, beer isbeer; bythe time you were found in a student's room getthe third down, you don'tknow without any hearings or explana- what you're drinking. It's the Old tions. Heidelberg image, Brahms And worst ofall, the SUNY con- "Academic Overture". It's a tract made it impossible for a stu- cheap stone, and a disgusting ex- dent to break the contract with the hibition of weakness. housing officeevenifthe university failed to carry out its side of the contract in any way. The SUNY Student State As- AND ME sociation (SA), under the leader- The only time I ever-drink Oktoberfest, Affairs Director beer is during so what ship of Student the matter is merely The Steve Schwartz, complained to I have to say on from the sidelines. University housing officials that a manner in which the business world makes its decisions has new contract should be drawn up always fascinated me. The executive sorts seem to rely a great giving the student more tenant deal on 'They', a totally reliable source ofinformation on what rights. The housing office "stal- the outside world is waiting for. Sometimes 'They' are wrong, led" and then rejected the stu- sometimes 'They' refuse to consult the outside world to find out dents' "ideal" contract, Schwartz what is really wanted. All I think should be done is maybe point the SA said said. At which consult the outside world, with the idea in mind that maybe they would be glad to meet the housing office in court. They' don't know as much as 'They'd' like us to believe. ''We think we have a very strong case," Schwartz said. "This case could have long-term precedents for other state schools and could pave the way for similar suits." DR. G.A.GRANT The case, however, never got to NioTHING SAYS "I LOVE YOU" court. A lawyer for the state de- LIKE A DAZZLING VALENTINE cided to try to negotiate with the announces the opening of his office SA lawyer out ofcourt and the de- Give your Queen of Hearts a fiery diamond cision is still pending. Meanwhile, exquisite and eternal... the ultimate for the practice of the Student Association of the ... can help you choose State University is forming a expression of your love. We Optometry state-wide committee to investi- the ideal VALENTINE diamond gift. gate the whole question of housing We're "Specialists in Affairs-of-the-Heart". contracts. 232 King St. N., Waterloo HELP—74S-1166 (King & University) WE CARE 30 KING W Crisis intervention and con- fidential listening to any I KITCHENER problem. Weeknights six for appointments phone 885-2574 pm to 12 midnight, Friday five pm to Monday one am. 4 The Cord Weekly Thursday, February 12,1976

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We are well into the era ofrestraint, cutbacks and belt-tightening and nomatterwhatyouwishtocall itor who you wish to blame it on the fact remains that things are getting a little tougher than most of us are used to. For many people the situation is reaching a desperate state, their incomes cannot keep pace with what they must spend merely to eat, clothe themselves and maintain a roof over their heads. It is getting too expensive for many people to even dream of vacations, a weekend away skiing, an elegant evening on the town orwhat have you. So we are all beginning to learn about doing withoutsome of the things that have become important to us. And the government feels that it must step in and show us how since we don't seem to be doing much in the way ofrestraint ourselves. The only problem with this nifty approach is that the governments are, for the most part, not doing anything for us, rather they are doing it to us, right in our collective ears. The Doctor's Hospital was closed in Toronto this week and 500 people were put outof work not to mention the operations that have been delayed and the emergency patients who were forced to take their bleeding and battered bodies elsewhere. The closing was part of a cut-back program ofthe provincial government that has come under fire recently in the media because of the nature of the cut-backs. It is a touchy area, because the institutions involved serve social and humanitarian needs and it is very difficult to convince the public that these cut-backs will not be harmful. I donot believe that hospitals and clinics are the places to make terrific displays of fiscal restraint. Par- ticularly not if the area being most obviously affected is that of health care. Several changes are being madeacross the province in the field of mental health care and in mostcases thechanges constitute a loss of certain facilities and a decrease in the staff of many of these institu- tions. This is not theplace to scrimp and save, wiseand proper administra- tion of the funds is one thing, but cutting programmes in this area is another thing entirely. I find it difficult to believe that there is not a great deal of paper-shuffling and administrative waste that cannot be cut out in orderto showsome truefiscal restraint, especially from that splendid crew of spendhappies in Ottawa that brought you the Bonaventure and other buck-burning activities. Medical care is something we all need at some time or another and for the most part it is a need not many people plan in advance, so it is nice to know that the facilities and the staff are there when you need them. Mental health care is another thing that many of us require at some time or another and it is especially nice to know that help is available in this area as well. Mental hospitals are not, in most cases, the most modern, attractive places in the world but cut-backs will create appalling conditions in buildings that are already decrepit and understaffed. People cannot be stacked likecordwood and supervised by only one nurse and an orderly in the name of financial restraint. A few yearsago there was a film onthe circuit with George C. Scott entitled "The Hospital" and it was, atthe time, a very funny film about that only the student's ability to tern ofstudent aid has resulted in a the elitism of universities tends to- a hospital that was falling apart and desperately understaffed. pay was affected. Earlier, Panrott high proportion of well-to-do stu- wards the creation of a caste sys- Everyone laughed but suddenly it doesn't seem quite as funny. / had vehemently exclaimed that dents in tertiary education. The tem. Mary Purves/ there was no room for elitism in our problem is not with the students In the interests* of democracy, I provincial government. who are here now but with those feel, we cannot allow the intensifi- A responsible student body must who can't come because of the cation ofthe class divisions ofthis not let the government of Ontario OSAP setup and the larger num- society. run roughshod over the students bers who will be kept out by the As far as the monetary problems who are already financially bur- changes in the system which the cited as reasons for the cutbacks, I dened. A university degree should Henderson Report proposes. think that they are illusory. leters get you financial security and not If present sys- you doubt thatthe The real financing problem isthe vice versa. A university education tem isany less thanfairI wouldlike government's inability to re- should be must and remain to be to quote afewfigures from the OFS examine any of its assumptions as based on intellectual ability only. financial burden upon leaflet The Mythof Universal Access far as finances go. Last year they the shoul- David P. Parrott ders of the students who can least Grabowski ' 'One third of the labour force are forgave the corporations $300 mill- production afford their education. There al- workers or craftsmen, ion in deferred taxes. These are insufficient ready exists quite a burden for Concerned but only 6% of all students come monies which were owed the gov- some students. After a four year from their families. Whatever else ernment, which the corporations In last week's column "Com- we can say about students, we had no reason toexpect ment: program, a student who required to not have Education Cutbacks", Au- rebuttal can't claim that their backgrounds to pay except that this is brey Ferguson not only dealt the assistance of 0.5.A.P., could P.C. more be $3,200 in upon graduation. represent afair cross section ofsoc- policy—very few taxes on corpora- with Trudeau's new society than debt IfI may be so blunt—you really If all the grants are cut from the iety." tions are legitimate, even ours. with the provincial government's have no idea of fight O.S.A.P. scheme, a what the If the above has not answered Had these tajces been collected education policy, but he also com- student could against be $7,200 debt after the comple- cutbacks is all about. your question—What makes us so the government would have had pletely missed the point *of the in It is not a question of tion ofafour year program. Would some stu- special?—l shall give a short, sim- enough money to give free tuition whole controversy. being to "pick un- you like to start your newlife pay- dents forced ple explanation. We are the future and a living stipend to every post- When Parrott visited WLU for wanted food off the conveyor leaders of our society—the secondary bear-pit ingback thatamount,plus interest? student in Ontario (OFS the session, he displayed belts" as you put it. It is a question lawyers, the professionals of all and NDP estimates). several charts and gave abundant During the bear-pit session, Par- of the limited access to tertiary sorts and the executives of rott the big I leave the conclusion about the reasons for the increasing of the stated that tuition fees would education caused by the present companies—but in the main so real interests not increase next year, system, served by the PCs to student's contribution to his educa- and later he OSAP which the were our parents. other you. reluctantly In words, tion. But Parrott could only give disclosed that the base Henderson-McKeough Report's the amount of social mobility To fpr level of the O.S.A.P. loans sumup; the student aid prog- economic evidence the future was recommendations would limit even through education is small in our ram cutting being raised year $800 to at present is elitist and it looks tuition fee increase and the next from more. The reason why many uni- society. This system of student aid like the back grant portion of $1,000,and everything else beyond versity students Henderson Report will of the the can afford to go to which we have now isacting to per- rrjake it more O.S.A.P. scheme. Parrott could the maximumloan would then be a the Bahamas or elsewhere is an il- so. petuate the class divisions and, in Inthe interests of to not morally explain how a socially grant When Parrott was asked if lustration ofthe real problem posed equal access fact, may be intensifying the divi- tertiary education op-' responsible government could tuition fees were, in reality, being by the cutbacks issue. sions. we should Therecommendations of the pose the Henderson Report. allow the. placing of such a great increased, he denied it and added The present loan and grant sys- Henderson Report, by increasing Samuel Wagar Thursday, February 12,1976 The Cord Weekly 5

Opinion and Comment Campus Concern Warning for upcoming executive: pitfalls many is presently on the way out. Let's allow Pippy to plead ignorance assume responsibility. Student ago, and the present executive is look at few facts. a since the same dutieswererequired government is supposed to be re- merely waiting its time out v trying Because WLUSU is a legal en- in the old constitution of SAC. A sponsible to the student body that urgently to push through what it tity, the regulations are enacted as few sad excuses have been ad- elected it. Being* elected, does not hasn'taccomplishedin thelast year bylaws. There are a number of vanced for not presenting the necessarily mean that the respon- before time finally .runs out. these that work together and regu- monthly reports, but they only re- sibility will be accepted. The ulti- A final word on candidates and late the activity of the student flect furtherinefficiency within the mate responsibility for the lousy their motives. Last year Hansen union, but the one* we are con- organization. handling of, the treasury is not - promote&a desire to create an aw- cerned with at the moment is by- It is a necessity that officials do Pippy's, but isthe president's. As-a areness group as one ofhis biggest law number four, which serves as their tasks in the manner that we popularly elected president, he campaign issues. A group was or- the operating by-law ofthe corpo- expect, whichmerely involves fol- must assume responsibility for the ganized but was short lived. Like ration. Included in this are the vari- lowing the rules. Because WLUSU activity (or inactivity) of the stu- other ideas that do not reflect real- ous duties of the officers ofthe cor- isa corporation, by-laws have been dent government, because he is the ity, it quickly folded, and with it by Jim Fischer poration. Not all of these duties formulated underthe shadow ofthe sole person.who can demand that awareness seemed to die entirely. have been carried out according to Ontario Corporations.Act. Failure the lesser officers of the corpora- The president and treasurer re- Governments come and go, and the regulations. > to fulfill any ofthese duties, then, is tion do the jobs they are expected negotiated contracts withoutrefer- our student government at WLU is Section twenty-three outlines a violation of Ontario statutes. to do. ring them to the board, thus no different. After Feb. 26 itwill be the duties of the treasurer. One WLUSU deals with a lot ofmoney Hidden in all of this rather obs- eliminating a chance for our rep- replaced by a new crew of elected duty states that he "shall keep the which is our money. Our represen- cure discussion ofresponsibility is resentatives to review how our and appointed people who will take board ofdirectorsfully informed on tatives on the board must know the notion ofleadership, something money wasbeing spent. Ourexecu- up their new responsibilities with all the financial matters concerning regularly where it is going. The that must be present in the highest tive provides awareness only of a great enthusiasm. It will be no easy the corporation and prepare and complications certainly do get levels of,the executive if the stu- job poorly done. It is something to task. New executives will have to present a monthly writtenfinancial nasty, don't they? dents are to be represented prop- be avoided by anyone seeking to have some knowledge of the vari- statement to the board of direc- Despite his inability toget thejob erly: Leadership involves more replace those who are vacating the ousregulations thatmustbe strictly tors'." It seems like an arduous done properly Pippy still thinks his than the legal authority implicitly many rooms in the student union adhered to, in order to best serve task, but anybody who wants the efforts deserve another one outlined withthe taking ofoffice. It building. the student body they were elected job is aware of it and accepts the hundred dollars. That means the also involves supervision ofsubor- Toavoid an instantreplay of this to represent and for whom the regu- responsibility of fulfilling their treasurercould be onehundred dol- dinates, following up their activity lack ofleadership all students must lations are created to protect. An duty. At least, he should. But the lars richer than the vice-president, to make sure it gets done and gets carefully check out anybody who excellent method of learning how present treasurer has neglected to a rather absurd proposition. done properly. One cannot desig- wants to become a leader in the these regulations are to be applied do this. Tom Pippy, since Sep- Included in the duties bf the nate authority and remain aloof. organization. By separating the is to take notice of the activity of tember, has submitted only one treasurer is a description of an Our student government has failed dreams from the realities we can the past student governments, suchreport to the board, whichwas overriding duty. "The treasurer to provide this leadership and the choose who can best provide the especially the present one, since it offered in January. A rather feeble shall ensure that the finances ofthe responsibility lies with president type of leadership we will need in is the most recent. By observing attempt to_keep up withthe chores, corporation are in order and are Blair Hansen. • the next year. If this is done, we the activity of the 1975-76 student I might say. The by-law does not handled in a responsible Other examples can be cited to will have assumed ourresponsibil- union, candidates may take note of give him the option of whether or manner."The key word here is re- show a definite lack of leadership, ity to ourselves. Responsibility will whatthey should doas wellas what not to prepare the monthly report, sponsible. It adequately sums up whichresults inthe bestinterests of be ours in the long run because we they shouldnot do. Perhaps thelat- but explicitly says he shall prepare the other duties of the treasurer as the student body being neglected. elect the president. Because the ter type ofexample is more evident it. Incorporation of the student well as \he other executives whose All point to the lack ofmotivation choice is ours, the leadership we when discussing the executive that union is new, but this does not duties are derived from the need to and desire. Motivation died long receive will be what we deserve. Through the Smoke Once upon a time there were two parties... breaks loose. Bonzo's trainers will undefeatableand thatthecandidate moncratic party to properly non-stop liberal-demoncrat bla- claim that momentum is on their to emerge from the convention will mobilize to face a Bonzo can- thering. side, a phenomenon in American be on the road to certain defeat. didopcy. As a contingency plan, Another reason why the liberal politics having one's to mudia is pushing HHHH is to pre- akin to God on If, however, pulls themedia has begun revitalize an side. With momentum legitimizing Bonzo ahead old face, aface whichcould pull the vent the two-wheeled governor all Bonzo-inclined and Bozo collapses, theDemoncrat party to- from taking control of g, badly split the run, those camp entirely old Demoncratic back voters in other primaries, once will take on an differ- gether if it were forced to fight a Again, aside from the only a convention. ent complexion. Not will Presidency—the charisma dripper himself, only fearful of voting against a sitting grabs, real fight for the Presidency be up for but Mouthy by President lest lightning strike them in- oldface ofthe Warrior, the HHHH can undermine sheer dead, will be miraculously there will be a bit of a crusade old HHHHHH himself. Hubert drawing power alone the king- freed, liberated volved. It willbe the second timein Horatio could pull northern labour maker position the governor hopes from fear by years momentum. Bozo will thenfind his 12 that Demoncrats have and liberals alike, southern bosses to have at a split convention. The together to prevent rep- candidacy collapsed and probably, banded a and blacks, Cuban refugees and liberal mudia willnever forgive the like Lyndon before him, get out be- resentative of the arch Repulsican Armenian waiters, all back into the two-wheeled governor for not highest of- fore right from disgracing the of the Demoncratic dying in '72. momentum and Bonzo totally Four years happy home by Steve Armstrong destroy him. fice in the land. more Party. HHHH is the only member Anyway, as usual, it all looks Today, just for fun and variety, with an innocuoifs Bozo the De- party, pretty going to happen The Demoncrats, undoubtedly, damage of the excluding the clear what's we move from the mundane to the moncrats can take—what himself, below the line. Either Bozo are watching the Bonzo-Bozo can he do? Four oreight years with charisma dripper with down moronic, from the vapid to the vac- free-fdr-all as carefully or more enough drawing power country- wins and the Demoncrats have a uous, from the blusterings of slashing Sam Bonzo, however, onslaughtofthe field day bloodying each other in carefully than the Repulsicans. would be intolerable. Even if the widetopreventthe Joseph Napoleon Claude Wagner heavily madness, a disease close in the primaries, or Bonzo gets- the Their strategy depends Demoncrats hold onto their major- Bonzo to the struggles of Bonzo and upon which ofthe two the Repulsi- type to Golderwaterism which nomination and the whole Demon- Bozo—Ronnie and Geraldbattie to ity in the Conclub, Bonzo might a cratic Party mobilized under cans eventually settle upon. If somefunny ideas about build- HHHH and companion Lovable the death in the snows of New have to death in 1964. Happy Horatio rolls over him into Bozo holds firm, then the Demon- ing that New Majority which both Lyndon, stamped Hampshire. crats can rest easy. It's damn hard HHHH, then, not only has the the Whitehouse. The most reassur- the old Imperator and the two- all, IfBozo manages to tripto a 10 or to topple a sittirig President, so why drawing power to pull the Demon- ing part of of course, is that it wheeled governor often used to top doesn't really matter what hap- 15% victory over Bonzo in the first bother? The onlyreal fun then, will an assurance Re- crats back to strength, but he speak of. Such of experience out grand tradition of the round, then most of the wind in be in the primaries, watching De- pulsican longevity in the highest of- also has at stamping pens. In the Bonzo's sails should dissipate. moncrat revile Demoncrat. At the right Repulsican virus. famous American demoncracy,life fice of the land would not go well will go on undisturbed. IBM will Bozo will have effectively asserted convention, things will be so con- with the control hungry Demon- Department in the power inherent in the incum- fused and the delegates' votes so The liberal mudia, seeing all this, beat the Justice crats. set to court, the Conclub will growl and bent President's position and the fragmented, there will be lots of has out make HHHH a can- disrespectful challenger will be room for deals, trades, graft, cor- The liberal media in the Excited didope. All of a sudden, play dead, the President will be un- immobilized by fears of the next sent back to California to wait for ruption, and so on. The old smoke States has already begun to prepare everybody's talking about the earthquake, producing hope- making machines will have to be for a Bonzo nomination victory. declaredcandidopcy ofthe Mouthy election or by the lame-duck syn- an. drome, and time will pass, the sun fully, a hole large enough forhim to heated upfor use inthe backrooms. The plethora ofcandidopes chasing Warrior, and the Mouthy Warrior the Demoncratic nomination has himself, seeing things going his willrise and set, and bi-centennial crawl into. —•""" After all the convention excite- If, however, Bonzo crawls to ment, who will care -that a sitting frightened it. Such a large group of way, in preparation for the big become tri-centennial. Somuch for within 5% of,Bozo, then all hell President, even a sitting Bozo, is wild men will never allow the De- campaign, has begun practising his a plunge into the vacuum. Thursday, February 12,1976 6 The Cord Weekly GO BY BUS Gray Coach University Service / Direct from Waterloo Campus N*i* Motor Hotel «** To Toronto and Woodstock-London 871 Victoria St. N. 744-3511 NO JEANS PLEASE- Express via Hwy. 401 Every Wednesday is Singles Night THIS Board buses on University Aye. 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From acts of ling novel excels in making the sheer bravado to acts of childish transition from the written word to impudence, he drags our emotions the silver screen such an enjoyably about that cuckoo's nest until we, smooth journey. the audience are left exhausted Nothing of significance in the from the chase. But Nicholson book islost in this screenplay adap- owes a great deal to an excellent tation. The perpetual confrontation supportingcastand a powerful well between the individual and the sys- written script. The supporting cast tem is shown in a documentary is a strange mixture of actors and stylethat seems sorealistic thatit is asylum inmates brought together in frightening. This film appeals to all such a way as to make it difficult to of our sensibilities that non-l- separate the actors from the in- -involvement with tne characters of mates. Probably the most sensitive this film is virtually impossible. and uplifting scene inthis filmis the Jack Nicholson's performance is one where McMurphy teaches the a tour dc force—the type of per- inmates how to play basketball. formance that will hopefully estab- They learn much more than bas- lish once and for all that Nicholson ketball; they realize how good it is indeed a great actor and not a feels to be winners rather than mere imposter as some critics have habitual losers. McMurphy gives totally claimed. He is committed to them back their individual dignity Actor Nicholson and the excellent supporting cast in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest his craft by appearing so convinc- which the institutional mentality ing in his role as R.P. McMurphy has suppressed for so many years. that he seems to immortalize the Lies refreshing role as Marlon Brando immor- Director Milos Foreman makes a talized Stanley Kowalski in Street- triumphant return to american film by Randy Mank adult, child character that we have create a story that, rather than try- car Named Desire. after having existed in near obscur- LiesMy Father Told Me, winner grown accustomed to in Hol- ing to make a statement on Cana- Actor Richard Harris once said ity for the past 8 years. His direc- of the American Golden Olobe lywood,Andy Hardy type movies; dian culture, tells of theparticular that actors find it extremely dif- tion succeeds" by the fact that he Award forthe bestforeign film, is a rather, Ted Allan's'screenplay in youth of one child. The effect of ficult to portrayreal pain onfilm. In didn't direct but rather he let his Canadian movie showing this week combination with the direction focusing the attention on one indi- this film, Nicholson makes the ul- cast of characters move about at the Capitol 2 in downtown provided by JanKadar, have chan- vidual childhood, is that the timate committment to his profes- freely in their own personal Kitchener. nelled the young boy's skills in the character attains a certain univer- sion by making his fantasies pure cuckoo's nest. Never once is he Itis byno means an original story directionofarealistic portrayal of a sality along the lines of emotions reality. He agreed voluntarily to tempted to mask the tragic events yet it is given a refreshing and, at childhood with which one can, to and feelings and does not tryto rep- submit himself to electro shock of the cuckoo's nest with cheap the same time, moving treatment some degree, identify. In addition, resent whatis undoubtedly a diver- treatments with the hope that it camera tricks and symbolic this time around. The film centres Yossi Yadin turns in a strong per- sified culture in Canada. The point would show how inhumane this dialogue which is so popular infilm around the joys and the pains ex- formance as the boy's moralizing is that everyone can identify with form of treatment really is. This these days. The panning in and the perienced by a young boy growing grandfather who manages to main- childhood represented realistically scene in the movie struck home to panning out of the camera on the up in the slums of Montreal. The tain an airof dignity despitethe fact but few ofus canrelate to the slum me in the sense that I realized how group discussions is extremely ef- strong ties oflove between the boy that he earns a living by collecting environment of certain parts of precious and yet how vulnerable fective. The editing of this film is and his grandfather setthe stage for rags, clothes and bottles. Other Montreal and hence the story is at the In noteworthyportrayals are givenby once individual and universal. human factor really is. the superb, every scene is neatly an emotion-packed finale that, at v. ■ ? near future, it Wouldn't be surpris- staged and shot with straightfor- some points, borders ofthe edge of Len Birman as the boy's somewhat ing to hear of actors following ward simplicity. Don't miss this sentimentalism. immoral father and Marilyn Light- The greatest danger analyzing hysterical in Nicholson's lead and admitting film; it is a great personal experi- The general impression that one stoneas an often mother. a movie such as Lies My Father themselves into insane asylums ence that will appeal to all your derives from this movie is afavour- Told Me is that one tends to get and prisons withthe hope ofputting sensibilities. Presently, One Flew able one due mainly to the surpris- Probably the greatest strengthof caught up in its identifiable nature gutrealism into theirart. Most cer- Over The Cuckoo's Nest is playing ingly convincing performance of this movie is that it effectively and its Canadianism both of which tainly it would set method acting at the Uptown I in Toronto. It Jeffrey Lynas as the young boy. combines good acting with an ex- cover up the fact thatit is simply an back a hundred years. opens at the Lyric theatre in Kitch- This young actor does not come cellent script and what appears to entertaining movie that deserves to Nicholson has an extraordinary ener on Friday February 20th. across as the "cutie-pie", mini- be strong direction in order to be seen. Succeeds again Cockburn's latest album true craftsmanship by Jack Williams mistaken for a member of John been imposed upon us by our vast "Burn", Cockburn combines the by the rhythm and the starry, lost Denver's "Sunshine School of geography, and that has in the past cynicism of a Dylan with the bitter quality of the music, so that the Bruce Cockburn has spent about Music" any more than his earlier Caused our artistic expressions to but comic sense of irony of a Jbni lyrics become secondary and seem twelve months, on the average, to cynicism on albums such as "Night be fragmented and unrelatedto one Mitchell: tobe shaped bythe sounds and pul- make each ofthe sixalbums thathe Vision" should be mistakenly vie- another. On "Joy Will Find a "Phillipines was yesterday sations of it: Cockburn seems to has produced over the past seven wed as the social comment and ac- Way", Cockburn departs, at least Santiago and Greece today have moved beyond the realm in years, and his last album "JoyWill tivism that distinguished the re- momentarily,from this tradition of How would they ever make the which words can adequately com- Find a Way" is no exception. In cently rejuvenated Bob Dylan. travel, preferring instead to explore late news pay municate his feeling, and so the fact this album has taken him as Cockburn's optimism on this further the landscape of his own If they didn't have theC.I.A.?" lyricsbecome simple andrepetitive muchjime to create as Stradivarius album is not based upon romantic mind. The songs which represent the so that they will not stand in the would have needed to hand-craft egotismor escapism, butrather it is Continuing in the mould estab- greatest departure from his earlier way ofthe music. his guitar, and quite in keeping with firmly grounded inreality. His sim- lished by "One DayI Walk" onhis work are the theme song "Joy Will Cockburn's music hasthe unique the metaphor he has been as selec- ple lyrics seem to say it all: earlier album "High Winds White Find a Way", "Arrows ofLight" quality of being at once quiet and tive in the mood and feeling evoked "as longing becomes love Sky" are the two beautiful ballads and most notably, "Starwheel". yet dynamic. In one sense, his in his music as the craftsman must as night turns to day "A Long Time Love Song" and The latter song is unique not only songs are a reflection of his own ultimately be inchoosing the mater- everything changes "Lament for the Last Days". because it was co-written by his personal life-style, and can no more ials to build a good instrument. The joy will find a way." These two songs are probably wifeKitty, but also because it has a be categorized or even described result is a very fine album. Usually Cockburn travels, like a among the most immediately like- mystical quality that has never adequately than can the words of Cockburn seems to have minstrel of old, across the conti- able on thealbum, ifonly due to the been present in Cockburn's music his songs stand separate from the emerged from the year 1975with a nent, gathering impressions and superb blend of vocal and instru- before. The most distinguishing music. . prevailing optimism, as the title of combining them with nis own mental work on each of them. factor in these three songs, which Ultimately, the decision lies with the album should indicate. The re- thoughts and feelings to create his "Burn" is a continuation of the are all mystical and almost ritualis- you, the reader as to whether you flective and often sombre moods-of music. In this way, he is one of the political and social commentary tic in their incessant rhythm and will allow these words to stand be- his earlier albums seem to have few Canadian artists who have begun by his earlier songs, "Goin' elaborate syncopation, is that the tween you and the music, orrather given way to a positive view ofthe been able to overcome the re- Down Slow" and "The Blues Got music has moved beyond the be compelled by yourcuriousity to future. But Cockburn cannot be gionalism of our culture that has the World by the Balls." In words. One is almost hypnotized listen to it for yourself. Thursday, February 12,1976 8 The Cord Weekly MOVIE A GUIDE

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SPORTS Hawks 99 Hawks 2 Brock 90 Mac 2 Hawks 107 Pretty fair Map 94 week, eh? \

Tremendous showing WLU skiers surprise in OUAA championship by Tim Dattels have the opportunity while attend- Last weekend at Mount Saint ing university. The series is now Marie in Quebec the O.U.A.A. ski into its third year and has received championships were hosted by ski teams from nearly all the On- Queen's University. tario universities. On Friday the slalom event was The series is now approaching held. Coupled with sub-zero the midway point of its schedule weather and a difficult course on and with thefirstfour meets overit treacherously steep, icy terrain, appears that in the men's,division the Laurier Alpine ski team pulled Queen's hais gotten off to a strong through for a surprise third place start with a total of 30 points. finish. Ted Yard, the number one Waterloo and Toronto are tied for seed, finished in eleventh position. second place with 24 points each Of the eighty competitors Laurier and YorkUniversity at 19 pointsis placed three other racers, TimDat- in third place. Withthree meets left tels, Bob MacKenzie and Brian it is expected that all the men's Jackson in thetoptwenty-five posi- teams willbe racing their best in an tions. attempt to improve their point Helge Kittleson, an exchange standings. Ten points are awarded student fromNorway had an unfor- for a first place finish, nine for a tunate false binding release which* second place and so on. Therefore, put him out of the running for a a few high finishers on the part of respectable finish. any men's team could put them in first place. Overall in the Molson's Cup At the conclusion of the series, Series, which counts the best four each teamwill count theirfive best out of six racers, Laurier placed results to determine the winning third out of the thirteen Ontario team, and individual winners are universities participating. In the gauged the same way. The three 04.U.A.A.'s which count the best WLU's top-seeded skier,Ted Yard, practises downhill on oneof themoretreacherousruns last weekend best Ontario University men's and three out-of five racers, W.L.U. at the OUAA championships in Quebec. Our team finished very respectably, considering its inexperi- women's teams will go on to meet placed fifth. Ottawa and Queen's ence and some suicide slopes. , *"■ '' their counter-parts from the finished first and second respec- maritimes and north-eastern Un- tively. by Tim Dattels, Bob Mackenzie, ment problems robbing him of'any The Molson's Ontario Univer- ited States in the recently formed On Saturday the Giant Slalom Brian Jackson and Helge Kittleson. opportunity of placing. As the day sity Ski Series is under way for Canadian-American Inter-Coli- was held. Again difficultconditions The team's chances of placing in ended Laurier only had two another season offering some of egiate Alpine Series. This meet is and wind speeds in excess ofthirty the top three places, if not second, finishers, one of whom was ham- Ontario's best alpine skiers a scheduled to be a four day event miles per hour Caused many ofthe in the two day event appeared ex- pered by a broken thumb suffered chance to display their talent in the and will offer slalom, giant slalom top racers who wer«s pushing for cellent. during practice runs. It was a dis- seven event series. and downhill and it is expected that first-place to end theirruns in spec- appointing ending to what had the Ontario teams willdovery well. tacular crashes on the steep pitch. The luck of our skiers turned started out as an excellent day. Interest in alpine skiing on the All Ontario University Ski Teams Only forty-five men finished the sour however in the second run. In previous events the team has university level has expanded are ofcourse eligible to attain one first run, about half of the starting Late in the afternoon under de- placed seventh at Blue Mountain greatly over the past few years. of the three positions (at the Can- field. The Laurier team had an ex- teriorating conditions the firstrun- and sixth at Horseshoe Valley. With the introduction of Molson's Am event) and with four races cellent morning, all five racers had ner TimDattels fellat thebottom of Next Friday is the fourth race, a as the co-sponsor, competitive al- (meets) left before the Can-Am finished, with Ted Yard placing the steep pitch followed by Ted slalom at. Craigleith, as the pine skiing has become possible for meet, it promises to be a closely once again in the top ten followed Yard who had unfortunate equip- Molson's Cup Circuit continues. ski racers who previously did not contested race. Four in a row Big guns keep roaring as Hawk cagers climb We're definitely on the move. Notwithstanding this careless- who" led all scorers with 37, and However the Guelphers were de- school are during reading week. While the other teams in the ness, the Hawks proved in the Christensen supported with 23. faulted easily last Saturdaynightby Saturdaynight the Hawks make the they Windsor, 92-74, and have shown long trek to Windsor, and OUAA Western Division seem to. other thirty-five minutes that Notes: WLU's final four games then be taking turnsknocking each other will be a force toreckon with come will do than determine the definite weaknesses in recent close out at home next Wednesday points more games. Hawks won last night's off, the WLU basketball Hawks playoff time. Down seven in final standings; they If and Saturday against lesser lights early will also serve tilt, have come from off the pace witha the stages, the purple and as a measuring stick for our it would create even more of a McMaster and Western. Those gold in seventeen straight traffic jam in the standings, but games byno four game win streakto dive head- poured chances come playoff time. should means be taken long into the playoff picture. and never looked back. more important would prove that for granted, as both Western and high Guelph leads the division with Chuck Chambliss led Hawk to- Last night we hosted the league- we are among the best cagers in Mac would be up m the stand- seven wins in nine starts. Waterloo tals with 31 points, while his leading Guelph Gryphons, who Ontario. ings if the skill level in our division games was not so universally high. is second at 6-2 while Hawks and playmates Gary Schwartz and came to town scoring a 7-2 mark. The final three for our Windsor share third with five wins Mark Christensen chipped in 23 each. Hawks, however, have a and 18respectively. game in hand over the Lancers. Saturday night WLU ran into a Hawkey pride keeps 'em going fairiy strong team which of the Hawks four wins Mac Two hasn't won a game yet this season despite being injured, week. Last Wed- The hockey Hawks have now Tim Sampson opened the played made came in the last* unlucky to be they trimmed Brock 99-90 because it is enough gone three games without ingfor WLUin the firstperiod. He a beautiful play to set up Hugh nesday lumped in the strong Western Divi- and Saturday night in Hamilton our defeat—and they seem to be ac- took advantage of a gaping hole to Macintosh for the go ahead goal. squad came right back to beat sion with the class of the OUAA. quiring a taste for this new found move in from the point and beat Macintosh weaved in from the side McMaster 107-94. The Marauders kept the score success. all-star Tom Wynne inthe Mac net. and slipped the puck around half, The Brock stats do not really in- respectable at the 49-45, and In their latest venture, the Wynne into the net. even came cjose to threatening the battled the McMaster Mar- The Marlins tied the gamealso in dicate how much the Hawks con- Hawks through However, Mac managed to WLU lead. But as they did in Lon- lins to a 2-2 draw in Hamilton the first period confusion trolled the Badgers. Save for a ago, in the Hawk end. The puck counter withwhat proved to be the final five don two weeks the Hawks Saturday night. game ending equalizer. lapse in the minutes WLU strong inthe second halfto slithered out to a Mac pointman in The Mar- entirely came on Macleads the CentralDivision of lins, after was incommand and atone pull away. the slot, and his blast eluded Phil surviving a two-man de- point in the fourth quarter enjoyed the OUAAbut iftheirperformance ficit, broke away on a three on one aspect of McColeman to even the score. a 94-67 bulge. The pesky Badgers, The only bothersome Saturday night was any indication i and popped in the rebound to sal- minus their all-star guard, Herwig the win was that the team at the of that section's talent, it is very The teams battled through a vage the split. Baldauf, fought back to make the bottom of the standings, even in sadly lacking. scoreless second period, and dueto century games game respectable. Aided, mind defeat, came close to the The Hawks controlled play for some spectacular goaltending and Hawks final two of the you, by some extremely sloppy de- mark in scoring against our de- most of the game but, aside from several missed chances it became season are this week. They hosted Mustangs the fensive work by the Hawks who fense.. their two goals were unable to cash evident thatthe game would be low Western last night at appeared to want to Popping the points in on many other glorious oppor- scoring. Aud and tomorrow close out take their 27 was no prob- against the Waterloo Warriors at point lead to the showers, thewin lem for WLU as all five starting tunities which would have given WLU regained the lead in the a the Barn. Game time is 8 p.m. foregone conclusion. players scored at least ten. "Guess our side the two points. third. Dennis Schooley, who Thursday, February 12, 1976 The Cord Weekly 10 Insight Out Complex Corner

Over the past two years I've had good editorials (people have told boy me so) I've had my share of bad editorials too, (boy oh have to told meso). And I've had editorials sobad that I've torn them people me shreds and started over, denying people the satisfaction of telling h °But f've never before, until last Saturday night had an editorial blow up in my face. I Since my last few columns have been centered on the local level, scout pro scenes this week.and comment on any thought I would the significant happenings. The most startling statistic Icame across was theexcellentrecord of Bruins in the NHL. Here the..Beantowners were, playing the Boston without Bobby Orrforal I but ten games ofthe season, and also play ing without superstar Phil Esposito who they unloaded after eleven games of the regular season. But were the Bruins floundering, as everyone predicted they would without their one-twO punch? Far from it. Until last weekend, the Bruins had compiled since the Espo tradea in 27 win, five loss and seven tie record. Including a 15-1-1 record their last seventeen contests and twelve wins and four ties in their last top seventeen road games. There they were, sitting comfortably at the of their division, mainly because, as their coach Don Cherry pointed out "we're winning with good old Canadian hockey based on hard work, disciplined play and.a great team attitude, just sound basic hockey". , , Yes, the Bruins were riding their streak because they found that t>y working as a team, the same dividends were being realized as when Orr and Espo carried the load. Sure both were missed, it would be foolish to think otherwise. But Brad Park and Jean Ratelle,thetwonew Bruins from the Espo trade were no slouches in their respective posi- Sheppard to tions, and with reliables like Bucyk, Cashman, and a was oneof 11 pick up the slack, the Bruins had no problem in maintaining more Hewitt ofTeam Poland finds therange infloor hockey lastMonday night. Hewitt's goal Bob A2. than respectable standing. scored by his team in 11-4trouncing of previously unbeaten Willison There were still the weak spots. No production from former goal popper Kenny Hodge. A ratheF feeble third line which was really neither offensive or defensive. Some inexperienced defensemen who Taylor scores six in floor hockey desperately needed the experience of Orr to build confidence. And the next. MEN'S INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL goaltending that was as hell one minute and ice buckets Hockey Women's Basketball But game after game the Bruins have been psyching themselves up, Floor A DIVISION to, lead Conrad D2W defeated Conrad going both ways very strongly for all three periods, (something few Willison Bl continues A unblemished 4-0 D2Dyn-o-mytes 16-10in women's Da Dirties 57 (Hutt 22) scoring some goals, and more importantly, division with an 12) NHL teams do these days), b-ball action. Linda van Bergen Bus 111 36 (Lehman have been stopping others from scoring. mark, as they trimmed the Nurds The No collected 10 pointsfor the winners. Sr Dus and Ec 50 (Karpow 16) 12-7 on Monday night. (Gallanher 12) Your basic name of the game. game Sr Arte 33 editorial on the fabulous Names remained the only unde- Conrad D3W won the other Yes sir, here was, all ready to write an (Todd 12) I this team in B section with a 10-3 by default. Gcooraphy 35 Boston Bruins and their ability to shoulder their extra burdens feated Dicks Dorks 33 (Hood 10) Get knocked ass over tea kettle by the victory over the Fighting Machine. - season. So what do they do? Snooker Arts II won by default in The hilight of the Sltko's Leafs last Saturday night. Cripes, 11 -4 yet.And oh, did they look bad individual The snooker tournament is now Faculty week was Don Taylor's six goals as losing. down to the finals with Jon Lucas Sr Arts 52 (Walters 16) the to a (Wendler 22) Sloppy defense. Nochecking. A matador defense. And goaltending~ he led Bag Biters 15-8 shel- matched against Carmen Buonac- Little House 50 made an ice bucket look as hot as hell. lacking of Al's Aces. colto, who is in the championship that Mason's Raid- Kaboom. There goes my editorial, right in my face. One item of note: to very few people's surprise. B 01 vision "disciplined play" and "sound basic ers have been disbanded and re- The Bruins, the team with Tournament Little A3E 47 (Karry 20) hockey" even had the effrontery to allow Darryl Sittler of the Leafs to maining games against themwill be Renison Little A2W. 30 , (o'Neil I 14) scoring as wins by default. The WLU intramural basketball 6 goals and four assists, setting an NHL single game treated Nats 66 (Duncan 32) tally in the record. team wasrunner-up Renison Social Work 43 - team that I last weekend. Our He actually broke Rocket Richard's record against the Hockey tournament Willison 39 (Armstrong 19) managed wins over U of W Trojans 36 (Barna 16) was about to exalt for its tremendous showing this season. Tremend- The Senior Citizens opened up a squad Guelph,but lost out in the final 13) ous showing, ha! Losing 11-4? What can I say? three point lead in intramural hoc- and ~~Rican 39 (Wayneright curse on every game to York University which Little A3W 34 (Pehar 12) I know what I can say. Congratulations to Sittler, key standings last week with a 3-1 Boston Bruin alive, and here's fingers crossed I can dream up another Willison. The score was was sporting three former varsity Willison Pals 34 (Martin 16) win over players on its roster. Little Poland 24 (Stephens 12) editorial before deadline Tuesday night. 1-0 until the final minute of play Rick Campbell , l when Wayne Kemick and Bill Bur- khart of the Citizens sandwiched two emptynet goals around a Willi- son power play tally. After your Ist degree, In other play Arts II upset the Beaver Eaters 5-2 and the Blazers then what? shut out second place Senior Busi- ness 4-0. Sillberg and McMahon of Arts II York's MBA is an option scoring with 22 and 16 lead the Administration Arts Administration points respectively while Sturino of Business - theEaters also has nine goals and 7 Public Administration - Joint MBA/LLB assists for 16 points. What makes York's MBA different? Bowling • flexibility <~-, Knight's Happy Hookers are the • over 80 elec'tives regular season champs with 49 • diversifiedstudy methods points. PJ Cleary had men's high • outstanding faculty ' emphasis projects organizations single with214, Rick Chalupkahigh • on with outside Julian Shumka • interaction with business and government leaders triple with 545 and • publicandprivate management orientation high average with 162. Ina Sander full-time and part-time study led all three Women's categories • with 211, 467 and Ml stats. We encourage involvement. The result: a solid, respected Faculty. Employers have discovered it. Now it's your opportunity. Study Wrist Wrestling at York. Become part of tomorrow's management team. Dave Elliott won the 155 pound Student Affairs Office Doug class with awin over Wilson. Faculty of Administrative Studies Wayne Kemick triumphed in the *jy* D\f 180 class and returned to beat El- QSjj&k 1 l\lv 4700 Keele Street, Downsview, Ontario liott in the 200 pound class. The UNIVERSITY M3J2 R6 (416)667-2532 heavyweight title was taken by Pete Hume who outdueled Bruce Please send me an information kit on York's MBA Programme. Holland. Senior Arts accumulated : : 24 points in the activity, followed by Arts I with 14 and Senior Busi- J Name I Graduating Year * ~- .'- a ness with 11. pic by duggan '. Street ; Bus 111 goalie Dave Baker is an innocent One on One THE TAMIAE SANDWICH: has advanced to the as his defensemen attempt to clear Bus II player from in front Fred Brown ; City Province victim will play the winner of ! of net. Bus II won 3-1, slowing downthe high flying second year team. finals and over Bus I the Jim Malcolm-Gord Taylor Last week Ecies regained top spot with a 2-1 squeaker ; University Programme semi-final determine a one on "■ i V improved their playoff hopes try defeating Bus IV 3-2. to • - — —-. ■ — • while Bus champion. • ' ' * Action resumes onFebruary 22, thefinal week of theregular season. one Thursday, February 12, 1976 The Cord Weekly „ 11 Olympic qualifier Canadian-Roumanian gymnastic meet at WLU The WLU athletic Complex will petition will be heldFriday night in is the only event ofthe 1976 Sum- men's teams will compete, but for At both the 1972 Munich Olym- be the scene of a rather unusual our gym and the optional exercise mer Olympic Games in Montreal in their second meet, outside Canada, pics and the 1974 World Meet, our sporting event next Friday will take place the next night at the which Canada does not have au- it is expected that the women's women's team was in 11th place. night—unusual at least tomost stu- Kitchener Auditorium. Both com- tomatic entry. The International team will travel to Switzerland and Our closest rivals in world ranking dents at our school. petitions start at 7:30 p.m. Olympic Committee decided that the men's team will compete in Po- are Poland, Holland and Italy. At On Friday February 20 and Itis called a competition because only 12 full teams and four groups land. Final arrangements are still Test Match, and again at Milk Saturday February 21 the Cam- our Canadian gymnasts will be of individual gymnasts will be per- being completed. Meet, Canada's gymnasts ranked bridge Kips Gymnastic Club is competing both nights against the mitted to compete io Montreal. In inviting the Roumanian team ahead of gymnasts from each of hosting the first of two Olympic powerful national teams from Canadamust qualify throughtwo the Canadian Gymnastics Federa- these countries. Qualifying meets for Canadian Roumania. These qualifying meets special meets, one outside the tion has ensured a sparkling show The Canadian cur- gymnasts. are very important to our gym- country and the otherinCanada. In and challenging competition. The rently working out at Simon Fraser The compulsory exercises com- nasts, mainly because gymnastics this meet both the women's and Roumanian women's team in- University in Vancouver, is also cludes the sensational young teen- reputed to have great depth. ager Nadia Comaneci,whobeatthe Naosaki Nasaaki, the reigning top Russians in the recent Euro- Canadian Championfrom Toronto, Frisbees invade our campus pean Championships in Skien, was a finalist on the rings at Test Norway. Among the men are Dan Match and won a bronze medal in At halftime ofthe WLU-Western Grecu, who won the Gold Medal in rings at the Golden Sands meet. At b-ball game on Saturday February rings at the 1974World Champion- the same meet in Varna, he was 21, Molson's Brewery will be stag- ships and repeated at the recent silver medallist all around and also ing a frisbee demonstration. European Championships, and wona silvermedal on parallel bars. Frisbee throwing. is a unique Muhai Bors, silver medallist on Also at that Golden Sands meet, sport that is growing rapidly rings at the 1974European Champ- Philip Delesalle of Victoria placed throughout the world. This is re- ionships in Berne. 9th all around and won a silver flected in the freestyle perfor- However, both Canadian teams medal on the high bar. And at an mances given by Jim Kenner and are very confident themselves. In International Meet in Roumania Ken Westerfield,Molson's Frisbee Japan in November 1975, two of last spring, Keith Carter won a Freestyle Champions. our women (Teresa and Nancy silver medal in floor exercise and a "Many people have played with McDonnell) beat four of the top bronze in vaulting. a Frisbee but have no idea of the Japanese women in an invitational So obviously both Canadian versatility and skillfulness that can meet. The Japanese ranked 6th at teams are capable ofturning infirst be put into such a simple enjoyable the World's event in Varna. class performances in world com- activity" says Westerfield. "Com- In the Milk Meet in Toronto, petition. Let's hope they do next petitive frisbee has really excelled Kelly Muncey was ranked first, weekend. inthe States. In Canada we feel that ahead of Maria Filatova (USSR), Tickets for the compulsory exer- the frisbee breakthrough is here." Anca Grigoras (Roumania) and cises, to be held in our gym next In a demonstration that will ap- Zsuzsa Matulai (Hungary). In Friday night, February 20, are peal to young and old alike, the two Varna Bulgaria, Muncey won the $3.50 and are available at the will show some of the amazing silver all around, plus the gold Sports Council office on the upper things that can be done with a Fris- medal on balance beam and silver floor ofour Student Services build- bee. on the floor. ing. WLU Frisbee Team The Brock University Frisbee Team has issued a challenge to all other Ontario Universities to a fris- bee contest consisting of indoor ul- timate frisbee, guts frisbee and/or freestyle frisbee. If there is no response by Feb- ruary 29, Brock will claim the On- tario Intercollegiate Frisbee Championship. Now c'mon, is WLU going to let that challenge pass by? Any serious WLU student in- terested in forming the WLU Fris- bee team is asked to contact Pete Friedmann at the Cord Office. . Also for those interested, the summer marks the Second Molson's Open Canadian Frisbee Championship to be held in To- ronto on August 7 and 8. The com- petition is open to anyone in- terested in participating—events consist of distance, accuracy, Molson's Championship Frisbee team member displays versatility of freestyle maxmimum-time-aloft, disc with behind back manoevre. and an extremelycompetitive game called five man guts.

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